1 00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:12,145 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER, IN THE 2 00:00:12,145 --> 00:00:19,786 HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW" STARRING JIMMY FALLON 3 00:00:19,786 --> 00:00:23,089 TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - AMANDA SEYFRIED. 4 00:00:23,089 --> 00:00:27,127 JONATHAN GROFF COMEDIAN, EMIL WAKIM AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:27,127 --> 00:00:33,133 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1630 AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:33,133 --> 00:00:39,339 AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:40,273 --> 00:00:41,441 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:41,441 --> 00:01:01,661 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:01:01,661 --> 00:01:04,931 >> Jimmy: OH, WELCOME. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, EVERYBODY. 10 00:01:04,931 --> 00:01:10,503 ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 11 00:01:10,503 --> 00:01:13,673 YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 12 00:01:13,673 --> 00:01:22,649 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE WELL, GUYS, I WANT TO SAY 13 00:01:22,649 --> 00:01:24,084 CONGRATS TO THE KANSAS JAYHAWKS WHO WON THE NCAA CHAMPIONSHIP - 14 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:30,623 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AFTER PULLING OFF ONE OF THE BIGGEST -- THE BIGGEST, IN 15 00:01:30,623 --> 00:01:35,328 FACT, THE BIGGEST COMEBACK IN TOURNAMENT HISTORY THAT WAS AN AMAZING GAME 16 00:01:35,328 --> 00:01:38,832 THE KANSAS PLAYERS WOKE UP TODAY LIKE, "IT FELT LIKE A DREAM. 17 00:01:38,832 --> 00:01:40,900 YOU WERE THERE, AND YOU WERE THERE, THE TIN MAN, YOU WERE THERE. 18 00:01:40,900 --> 00:01:44,170 [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, IT WAS THE BIGGEST COMEBACK SINCE THE "CAN YOU 19 00:01:44,170 --> 00:01:47,140 HEAR ME NOW" GUY GOT THAT JOB WORKING AT SPRINT. [ LAUGHTER ] 20 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:50,543 GOOD GIG [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF COMEBACKS, TODAY, 21 00:01:50,543 --> 00:01:52,412 TIGER WOODS, WHO'S STILL RECOVERING FROM AN INJURY THAT MANY THOUGHT WOULD END HIS 22 00:01:52,412 --> 00:01:54,114 CAREER, SAID THAT HE PLANS TO PLAY THIS WEEK AT THE MASTERS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 23 00:01:54,114 --> 00:02:02,322 GOLF ANNOUNCERS WERE SO PUMPED, THEY WERE LIKE, "THIS IS AMAZING. 24 00:02:02,322 --> 00:02:09,095 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M SO FRIGGING EXCITED RIGHT NOW. 25 00:02:09,095 --> 00:02:18,171 [ LAUGHTER ] I CAN BARELY CONTAIN MYSELF. JUST THE TINIEST AMOUNT OF 26 00:02:18,171 --> 00:02:22,342 PEE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WOW. 27 00:02:22,342 --> 00:02:25,078 >> Jimmy: YEP. PEOPLE THOUGHT TIGER WAS DONE, AND NOW HE'S BACK. 28 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:28,682 WHEN HE HEARD, TOM BRADY WAS LIKE, "KIND OF MY THING BUT WHATEVS. 29 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:32,986 [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS, TODAY, 30 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,688 FORMER PRESIDENT OBAMA RETURNED TO THE WHITE HOUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE LEAVING 31 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:37,524 OFFICE AND EVERYONE THERE SEEMED REALLY HAPPY TO SEE HIM. 32 00:02:37,524 --> 00:02:38,792 REALLY HAPPY TO SEE HIM. WATCH THIS 33 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:47,167 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 34 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:59,179 >> Jimmy: AFTER A FEW MINUTES, BIDEN WAS LIKE, ALL RIGHT, THAT'S MORE THAN ENOUGH. 35 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,681 [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S REMEMBER WHO THE VICE PRESIDENT -- I MEAN THE 36 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:11,524 PRESIDENT IS [ LAUGHTER ] I'M THE PRESIDENT NOW. 37 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:13,193 YEP, OBAMA SAID HE WOULD HAVE VISITED SOONER, BUT GAS PRICES WERE TOO EXPENSIVE 38 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:16,896 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT IT WAS FUN TO SEE THE FORMER PRESIDENT AT THE WHITE 39 00:03:16,896 --> 00:03:19,733 HOUSE. OBAMA FELT LIKE A GUY WHO WAS VISITING HIS OLD HIGH SCHOOL 40 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:22,102 AND BIDEN WAS LIKE THE OLD GYM TEACHER WHO NEVER LEFT [ LAUGHTER ] 41 00:03:22,102 --> 00:03:23,937 THAT'S RIGHT, OBAMA RETURNED TO THE WHITE HOUSE AND CSPAN WAS ALL OVER HIS BIG REUNION WITH 42 00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:27,440 BIDEN. CHECK OUT THE SCHEDULE 43 00:03:28,975 --> 00:03:30,777 12:59, BIDEN EXCITEDLY AWAITS FOR OBAMA BY THE FRONT DOOR WITH HIS FACE PRESSED AGAINST 44 00:03:30,777 --> 00:03:33,713 THE GLASS. AT 1:01, BIDEN GOES IN FOR A A HUG, OBAMA GOES IN FOR A FIST 45 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:43,590 BUMP, AND IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD [ LAUGHTER ] AT 1:15, BIDEN ASKS OBAMA TO 46 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:47,594 STAND ON THE TRUMAN BALCONY TO RECREATE JACK AND ROSE'S MOMENT FROM THE "TITANIC. 47 00:03:47,594 --> 00:03:52,298 [ LAUGHTER ] AND AT 1:16, OBAMA SAYS, "NO." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 48 00:03:52,298 --> 00:03:55,802 >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO THAT WAS VERY DOWN TO THE MINUTE 49 00:03:55,802 --> 00:04:00,140 HEY, GET THIS, I READ THAT AFTER TAKING ON CRITICISM FOR THEIR HANDLING OF THE PANDEMIC, 50 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:09,783 THE CDC HAS ANNOUNCED PLANS TO REVAMP THE AGENCY. OH 51 00:04:09,783 --> 00:04:13,520 YEAH, THIS FEELS LIKE WHEN DOMINO'S RAN THOSE ADS THAT SAID, "WE KNOW WE SUCK, AND 52 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:21,161 WE'RE GOING TO WORK ON IT. [ LAUGHTER ] REMEMBER THAT? 53 00:04:21,161 --> 00:04:26,633 YEP, THE CDC WAS LIKE, "STEP ONE TO THE REVAMP, GET OBAMA TO COME VISIT." 54 00:04:26,633 --> 00:04:29,069 [ LAUGHTER ] THE CDC WILL ANNOUNCE THEIR PLAN NEXT MONTH, AND THEN A NEW 55 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:31,771 PLAN THE MONTH AFTER, THEN GO BACK TO THE ORIGINAL PLAN. [ LAUGHTER ] 56 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:33,440 SO FAR THEIR ONLY IDEA IS TO CHANGE THEIR NAME TO THE AMERICAN CENTERS FOR DISEASE 57 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:41,815 CONTROL, JUST SO THEY CAN GO BY ACDC [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 58 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:45,118 WELL, OVER THE WEEKEND, THOUSANDS OF FLIGHTS WERE DELAYED DUE TO BAD WEATHER, AND 59 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:49,689 FLIGHT ATTENDANTS HAD TO GET CREATIVE TO KEEP PASSENGERS ENTERTAINED. 60 00:04:49,689 --> 00:04:51,624 THIS IS REAL WATCH THIS 61 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:55,829 * AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HAND IF YOU'RE HAPPY * 62 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:57,997 * AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HAND IF YOU'RE HAPPY * 63 00:04:57,997 --> 00:05:01,067 * AND YOU KNOW IT THEN YOU REALL OUGHT TO SHOW IT * 64 00:05:01,067 --> 00:05:07,307 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AFTER A FEW MINUTES 65 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:10,777 OF THAT, PASSENGERS WERE BEGGING THE AIR MARSHALS TO TASE THEM. 66 00:05:10,777 --> 00:05:19,652 THEY'RE OKAY, "LET'S JUST GET IT OVER, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE." 67 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:22,822 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THAT WASN'T THE ONLY PLANE HAVING FUN DURING THE DELAY. 68 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:24,324 TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT THEY DID TO PASS THE TIME IN ANOTHER FLIGHT 69 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:24,357 PASS THE TIME IN ANOTHER FLIGHT 70 00:05:25,592 --> 00:05:29,796 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: TOILET PAPER -- 71 00:05:29,796 --> 00:05:33,867 A TOILET PAPER RACE. [ LAUGHTER ] IT LOOKS BAD, BUT ON FRONTIER 72 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:37,337 AIRLINES, THAT'S THE HOT TOWEL IN FIRST CLASS [ APPLAUSE ] 73 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:39,773 SO, IT'S NOT BAD AND LASTLY, BEFORE WE GO, I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT TO THANK 74 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:47,447 SOME OF OUR SPONSORS FOR TONIGHT'S SHOW THEY DON'T ALWAYS FIT IN THE 75 00:05:47,447 --> 00:05:48,948 COMMERCIAL BREAKS, AND WE WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT WE MENTION ALL OF THEM. 76 00:05:48,948 --> 00:05:55,855 SO IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW SPONSORS." HERE WE GO 77 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:55,889 SPONSORS." HERE WE GO 78 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:02,829 * TONIGHT SHOW SPONSORS * "UBER. 79 00:06:02,829 --> 00:06:04,431 ALLOW OUR DRIVER TO BREAK THE SILENCE WITH AN INSANELY INAPPROPRIATE POLITICAL 80 00:06:04,431 --> 00:06:13,206 OPINION. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "PEEPS 81 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:19,779 THIS EASTER, GAG SLIGHTLY ON A A MARSHMALLOW. [ APPLAUSE ] 82 00:06:19,779 --> 00:06:22,382 "CORONA. SURE ANY BEER WOULD BE GOOD ON A BEACH, BUT WE MADE THE 83 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:28,855 COMMERCIALS FIRST, SO -- [ APPLAUSE ] "LIDS. 84 00:06:28,855 --> 00:06:31,558 THINGS TENSE AT HOME COME TRY ON HATS FOR FOUR HOURS. 85 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:39,065 [ APPLAUSE ] "BLUE APRON. HERE, YOU DO IT. 86 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:46,172 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "MARVEL. WE RAN OUT OF SUPERHEROES LIKE 87 00:06:46,172 --> 00:06:48,174 SEVEN MOVIES AGO AND ARE TOTALLY JUST NAMING NEW ONES AFTER THINGS WE SEE IN THE 88 00:06:48,174 --> 00:06:57,384 ROOM." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "GUITAR CENTER 89 00:06:57,384 --> 00:06:59,085 THANKS FOR COMING BY TO PRACTICE 'STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN' FOR THREE HOURS AND NOT BUY 90 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:08,194 ANYTHING." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 91 00:07:08,194 --> 00:07:12,565 OKAY, SEE YOU GUYS TOMORROW. "SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT EDITION. 92 00:07:12,565 --> 00:07:15,502 WE KNOW BIKINIS AREN'T SPORTS, BUT YOU TRY SELLING A MAGAZINE." 93 00:07:15,502 --> 00:07:20,340 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, "BUDGET RENT-A-CAR, THE SPIRIT AIRLINES 94 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:24,711 OF THE OPEN ROAD." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S ALL "THE TONIGHT SHOW 95 00:07:24,711 --> 00:07:27,547 SPONSORS," RIGHT THERE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW AMANDA SEYFRIED IS HERE. 96 00:07:27,547 --> 00:07:33,553 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JONATHAN GROFF IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 97 00:07:33,553 --> 00:07:36,056 AND WE HAVE STAND-UP FROM EMIL WAKIM WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE 98 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:39,059 PLAYING WETWEET WITH OUR STUDIO AUDIENCE STAY RIGHT HERE. 99 00:07:39,059 --> 00:08:10,590 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 100 00:08:10,590 --> 00:08:14,260 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, WHAT A A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT SHE STARS IN THE LIMITED SERIES 101 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:19,199 "THE DROPOUT" ON HULU, AMANDA SEYFRIED IS HERE, TONIGHT! 102 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:27,207 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GREAT REVIEWS. PLUS, HE PRODUCED AND STARS IN 103 00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:30,577 THE NEW DOCUMENTARY "SPRING AWAKENING: THOSE YOU'VE KNOWN," WHICH COMES TO HBO AND HBO MAX 104 00:08:30,577 --> 00:08:36,916 ON MAY 3rd "SPRING AWAKENING? PERFECT TIMING 105 00:08:36,916 --> 00:08:41,087 JONATHAN GROFF IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MAY 3rd HBO AND HBO MAX. 106 00:08:41,087 --> 00:08:51,131 AND WE'VE GOT STAND-UP FROM EMIL WAKIM, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 107 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:53,199 VERY FUNNY GUYS, IT'S TUESDAY, IT'S TIME FOR "WETWEET." 108 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:54,267 HERE WE GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 109 00:08:55,268 --> 00:09:02,842 WETWEET * >> Jimmy: WELCOME TO "WETWEET. THIS IS WHERE WE, AS A GROUP, 110 00:09:02,842 --> 00:09:05,111 DECIDE SOMETHING WE SHOULD POST ON TWITTER SO, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU FIVE 111 00:09:05,111 --> 00:09:08,748 DIFFERENT TWEETS WE'RE ALL GOING TO VOTE ON WHETHER YOU LIKE EACH ONE OR 112 00:09:08,748 --> 00:09:12,686 NOT. YOU ALL HAVE VOTING CLICKERS AT YOUR SEAT. 113 00:09:12,686 --> 00:09:15,722 HIGGINS, ROOTS, YOU HAVE CLICKERS >> Steve: YEP, GOT MY CLICKER. 114 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:18,558 >> Jimmy: NOW LOOK, NOW, WHATEVER TWEET GETS THE MOST LIKES, WE WILL TWEET IT OUT 115 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:25,365 LIVE ON THE SHOW AND THEN YOU CAN ALL LIKE IT AND WETWEET IT 116 00:09:25,365 --> 00:09:27,634 >> Steve: NICE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S A SHARED 117 00:09:27,634 --> 00:09:29,936 EXPERIENCE ALL RIGHT. HERE YOU GO. 118 00:09:29,936 --> 00:09:33,106 YOU GOT THE GREEN AND RED ON THE CLICKER HERE AND VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM, JUST 119 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:35,408 SO YOU KNOW, CAUSE SOME PEOPLE WAIT TO SAVE THEIR VOTE. DOESN'T MATTER 120 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,711 YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM IF 121 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:40,747 YOU WANT >> Steve: YEAH, IF YOU LOVE ALL OF THEM, GREAT 122 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:42,282 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO THIS FIRST ONE SAYS, 123 00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:44,918 "UNDERPANTS IS NOT ONLY A PIECE OF CLOTHING, BUT ALSO THE INSTRUCTIONS HOW TO PUT THEM 124 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:53,660 ON." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SO CAST YOUR VOTES 125 00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:55,962 THERE WE GO. EVERYONE, CAST -- VERY GOOD. I SEE. 126 00:09:55,962 --> 00:09:58,365 ALL RIHGT, HERE WE GO. LET'S SEE THEIR VOTES ARE IN, LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. 127 00:09:58,365 --> 00:10:02,502 >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: OH, THAT GOT A NICE RESPONSE 128 00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:07,774 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OKAY HERE WE GO 129 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:11,478 THAT'S NOT BAD >> Steve: PRETTY DARN GOOD UNDERPANTS 130 00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:13,713 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. YEAH, I LIKE THIS. NEXT ONE GOES, "THANKS TO THE 131 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:15,415 APPLE TV SCREENSAVERS, THE AMOUNT OF TIME I'VE SPENT STARING AT MANATEES HAS GONE UP 132 00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:25,025 8,000%." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * 133 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:27,560 >> Steve: I LIKE THAT ONE. >> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT ONE, NO ONE'S GOING TO VOTE FOR IT 134 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:30,063 I THINK IT'S PRETTY GOOD NO, I ALREADY FEEL >> Steve: YOU HAVE A FEELING 135 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:35,635 IT'S NOT GOING TO GO GOOD. >> Jimmy: I CAN ALL READY FEEL NO ONE IS GOING TO VOTE FOR IT, 136 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,604 BUT LET'S SEE. LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. >> Steve: OH 137 00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:39,239 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NOT BAD. THAT'S OKAY. 138 00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:41,441 IT'S OKAY. >> Steve: THE OTHER ONE STILL NO UNDERPANTS. 139 00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:43,843 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THIS IS TWEET NUMBER THREE IT SAYS, "MY FAVORITE PART 140 00:10:43,843 --> 00:10:47,547 ABOUT WIRELESS HEADPHONES IS THE FUN LITTLE MYSTERY OF WHY THEY WON'T WORK EACH DAY." 141 00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:51,484 [ LAUGHTER ] * IS THAT TOO REAL 142 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:55,855 >> Steve: YEAH YEAH, THAT'S MORE OF A FACT. >> Jimmy: MORE OF A FACT 143 00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:59,125 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH ALL RIGHT, I LIKE IT 144 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:03,296 ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. >> Steve: OH, WOW. 145 00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:06,566 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S A SLAM DUNK >> Steve: WOW. 146 00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:13,473 >> Jimmy: AGAIN -- HOW COME YOU GUYS DIDN'T CLAP OR -- I WAS LIKE, "YOU FAKED ME 147 00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:15,542 OUT THERE. YOU GOT POKER FACE." THEY ALMOST KEPT QUIET, LIKE, 148 00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:18,611 ON PURPOSE THEY'RE LIKE, "NO, WE'RE NOT SURE IF WE LIKE IT." 149 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:21,648 THEN LOVED IT. [ LAUGHTER ] VERY, VERY INTERESTING 150 00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:26,486 >> Steve: THAT'S STEALTH >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO, TWEET NUMBER FOUR. 151 00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:31,491 "BUT 'HOW' DID THEY FIND OUT THAT YOU HEAL A JELLYFISH STING BY PEEING ON IT? 152 00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:35,095 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * I UNDERSTAND, BUT HOW DID YOU 153 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:38,098 FIGURE IT OUT? ALL RIGHT, I THINK THIS IS GOING TO DO PRETTY WELL. 154 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:42,869 LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS ONE. WHOA 155 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:47,774 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: 189, COME ON >> Jimmy: THAT'S ALMOST 156 00:11:47,774 --> 00:11:52,112 A PERFECT SCORE. >> WHAT'S THE HIGHEST ONE CAN GET? 157 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:54,447 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S IT. >> Steve: 189? >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE LAST ONE 158 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:57,517 HERE THEY SAY, "GRABBING YOUR FRIEND AT A PARTY AND SAYING, 'HERE, 159 00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:59,386 TELL THESE GUYS WHAT YOU JUST TOLD ME, IS THE ORIGINAL RETWEET.'" ALL RIGHT, CAST YOUR 160 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:02,322 VOTES RIGHT THERE. I ALREADY KNOW WHICH ONE IT IS JUST BECAUSE I KNOW. 161 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:12,365 ALL RIGHT, READY AND LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. NO 162 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:16,436 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] DEAD HEAT. >> Steve: WOW. 163 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,171 >> Jimmy: THAT'S KIND OF RARE AS WELL. I LOVE IT. 164 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:20,073 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, LOOKS LIKE THE WINNER IS, "BUT HOW DID 165 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,341 THEY FIND OUT YOU HEAL A A JELLYFISH STING BY PEEING ON IT?" 166 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:24,177 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M GOING TO POST THIS DURING COMMERCIAL BREAK 167 00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:26,279 THANK YOU FOR HELPING OUT. IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED, GIVE IT A LIKE, GIVE IT 168 00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:29,315 A "WETWEET," AND ENJOY WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH AMANDA SEYFRIED! 169 00:12:29,315 --> 00:12:32,619 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 170 00:12:32,619 --> 00:13:03,350 * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN OSCAR NOMINATED ACTOR WHO STARS 171 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:08,054 IN THE LIMITED SERIES "THE DROPOUT. THE SERIES FINALE AIRS THIS 172 00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:10,056 THURSDAY ON HULU EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME AMANDA SEYFRIED! 173 00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:10,090 EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME AMANDA SEYFRIED! 174 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:35,181 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 175 00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:37,350 >> Jimmy: WELCOME. WELCOME. DOESN'T THAT FEEL GREAT? 176 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:39,753 COME ON. >> I FEEL LIKE I WANT TO STAND THE WHOLE TIME 177 00:13:39,753 --> 00:13:41,921 >> Jimmy: EXACTLY RIGHT. YEA, YEAH, YEAH. IT FEELS GREAT, RIGHT? 178 00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:43,790 IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU IN PERSON >> YEAH. 179 00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:46,092 REALLY GREAT TO BE HERE. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE 180 00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:48,161 >> NO PROBLEM. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO GET INTO EVERYTHING 181 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,764 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE NEW SERIES, BUT I ALSO FOLLOW YOU ON THE SOCIALS, AND I LIKE TO 182 00:13:50,764 --> 00:13:55,435 FOLLOW YOU ON THERE. YOU HAD A GOOD -- NOW AND THEN YOU THROWBACK THURSDAY PHOTO, 183 00:13:55,435 --> 00:14:02,142 AND I GO, "WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT THAT --" >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH >> Jimmy: " --NEXT TIME YOUR ON 184 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:09,683 THE SHOW." AND YOU POSTED ONE ON INSTAGRAM OF "MEAN GIRLS" KARAOKE PARTY. 185 00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:12,652 >> I KNOW. I THOUGHT THAT WOULD - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 186 00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:18,324 -- I THOUGHT IT WAS THE ONE >> Jimmy: LACEY CHABERT, AMY POEHLER, LINDSAY LOHAN 187 00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:22,495 I MEAN, THAT'S A CLASSIC THERE >> ALSO, IT'D NEVER BEEN SEEN. I FOUND GOLD IN MY CLOSET. 188 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,197 I WAS BACK IN L.A. SHOOTING "THE DROPOUT" AND I WAS GOING THROUGH ALL THESE PICTURES 189 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:28,702 TRYING TO THROW -- AWAY, AND I WAS JUST LIKE, "THIS IS GOLD." >> Jimmy: SOMEONE NEEDS TO SEE 190 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:32,872 THIS >> YEAH, THIS WAS MY FIRST WRAP PARTY, AND THERE WAS KARAOKE 191 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:38,445 WITH THESE FINE FOLKS. >> Jimmy: DO YOU DO KARAOKE A LOT? 192 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:41,748 >> I DON'T I DON'T LIKE IT. >> Jimmy: BUT YOU'RE A GOOD 193 00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:44,084 SINGER I HEARD YOU SING IN MOVIES >> THANKS, I KNOW. 194 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:47,520 I WOULD DO IT FOR WORK I WOULDN'T WANT TO EVER FORCE PEOPLE TO LISTEN TO ME 195 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:51,791 LIKE, -- NOT ON MY WATCH, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN [ LAUGHTER ] 196 00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:53,593 >> Jimmy: BUT THAT'S THE FUN OF KARAOKE, WE'RE ALL KIND OF PAYING FOR ENTERTAINMENT FROM 197 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:57,130 YOU. EVERYBODY. >> BUT SOME PEOPLE TAKE IT 198 00:14:57,130 --> 00:15:01,501 REALLY SERIOUSLY, AND THEN I FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT I'M TOO WORRIED ABOUT WHAT 199 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:07,207 PEOPLE THINK OF ME SO I WILL DO, LIKE, EMINEM, OR I'LL DO SOMETHING THAT'S FUN 200 00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:09,275 >> Jimmy: YOU'LL DO SOMETHING THAT'S, KIND OF, LIKE, DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUS. 201 00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:12,445 >> I'M DEFINITELY NOT GOOD AT THIS, SO THERE FOR I'M GOING TO DO IT. 202 00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:15,949 >> Jimmy: OH, I'M THE OPPOSITE, I'M REALLY TRYING TO GET MY ALBUM OUT. 203 00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:20,620 [ LAUGHTER ] IF THERE'S PRODUCERS OUT THERE, CHECK THIS OUT 204 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:23,490 * DON'T STOP * >> YOU CAN CARRY A TUNE, SO IT'S NOT -- IT WOULDN'T BE 205 00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:28,395 HARD >> Jimmy: DO YOU SING AROUND THE HOUSE? 206 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:31,464 >> YEAH, I ONLY SING THINGS THAT ARE STUCK IN MY HEAD. WHICH ARE LIKE - 207 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:37,137 * MIRA, MIRA, MIRA, MIR ROYAL DETECTIVE >> Jimmy: YEAH 208 00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:41,307 >> OR UM - * HEY GABBY * DOES ANYBODY KNOW? 209 00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:44,577 * WELCOME TO THE DOLLHOUS >> Jimmy: "GABBY'S DOLLHOUSE" IS THE GREATEST. 210 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:47,414 >> NO, IT'S A GREAT SHOW, AND I LOVE WATCHING IT I REALLY DO. 211 00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:51,785 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT IS SUCH FUNNY REACTION 212 00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:56,222 "NO, I JUST LOVE IT SO MUCH! >> I WILL TELL YOU, I LISTENED TO "ENCANTO" ALBUM WHEN I WAS 213 00:15:56,222 --> 00:16:02,028 IN BARCELONA -- AWAY FROM MY KIDS LAST WEEK >> Jimmy: JUST CAUSE YOU LOVE 214 00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:06,032 IT >> I LOVE IT SO MUCH I DO 215 00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:07,701 I LOVE IT. >> Jimmy: YOU'VE BEEN ACTING, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, OVER 216 00:16:07,701 --> 00:16:12,339 20 YEARS DOES THAT SEEM POSSIBLE? NO 217 00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,541 >> I DON'T - >> Jimmy: I DON'T BELIEVE THAT, YEAH 218 00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:16,176 BUT I HEARD THERE WAS ONE JOB EARLY ON THAT YOU MISSED OUT ON GETTING. 219 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,345 AND I JUST WANT TO HEAR A LITTLE ABOUT THIS. >> OH, GOOD, THE TARGET -- 220 00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:20,046 YEAH, WHEN AUDITIONED FOR, LIKE, CLEAN AND CLEAR, NEUTROGENA, AND WHATEVER ELSE 221 00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:25,118 IS THERE >> Jimmy: YOU WERE JUST MODELING FIRST 222 00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:27,153 >> I REALLY WANTED TO BE PART OF THE TARGET COMMERCIALS, BECAUSE THEY WERE, LIKE, 223 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:31,257 NATIONAL COMMERCIALS, AND YOU GOT PAID A LOT OF MONEY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, TARGET, THEY 224 00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:35,628 MAKE GREAT COMMERCIALS >> YEAH THEY DO. AND MAKE YOU DO WEIRD STUFF IN 225 00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:39,065 THE AUDITIONS TOO. >> Jimmy: LIKE WHAT? >> LIKE WHAT'S YOUR SECRET 226 00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:42,302 TALENT FOR INSTANCE, AND I WAS PROBABLY 15 OR YOUNGER, AND 227 00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:46,773 THEY PUT ON TIMBERLAKE SONGS AND I WAS LIKE I'M NOT GOING TO DANCE, BUT I CAN DO THE ROBOT. 228 00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,975 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S ANOTHER THING -- VERY RELATED TO MY FEAR OF, LIKE, 229 00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:53,079 SINGING. I'LL JUST RAP FOR YOU. YOU WANT ME TO DANCE 230 00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:59,786 I'M NOT GOING TO DANCE FOR YOU, BUT I'LL DO THE ROBOT. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 231 00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:03,323 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SO YOU DON'T DANCE, YOU DON'T SING, BUT DO SING IN 232 00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:06,026 REAL LIFE, I'VE HEARD YOU IN MOVIES AND THEN ROBOT COMES OUT WHEN 233 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:10,163 WHAT UNDER PRESSURE [ LAUGHTER ] 234 00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:13,033 >> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: LIKE, WEDDINGS OR SOMETHING? 235 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:16,169 YOU'RE LIKE, "DON'T MAKE ME -- I DON'T REALLY WANT TO --" LIKE, WHAT IF THE BEAT CAME ON 236 00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:19,239 RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD HAPPEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> UH -- 237 00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:23,410 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I GUESS I WOULD GET UP, AND TRY 238 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:35,321 TO DO THE ROBOT. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 239 00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:40,660 >> Jimmy: YOU COMMITTED TO THAT FIRST ONE. [ LAUGHTER ] 240 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:44,064 THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT OH, MY GOSH. YOU REALLY COMMIT TO IT. 241 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:46,566 >> THANKS. >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT YOU DID THAT 242 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,968 YOU REALLY COMMIT TO IT. BY THE WAY, YOU'RE GETTING AMAZING REVIEWS FOR YOUR ROLE 243 00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:51,271 IN "THE DROPOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH. 244 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:57,177 IT'S GREAT >> Jimmy: AMANDA SEYFRIED IN "CAREER BEST PERFORMANCE," 245 00:17:57,177 --> 00:18:02,082 "CHICAGO SUN TIMES," NOT TOO SHABBY CAREER BEST, WOW 246 00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:05,018 THAT'S FANTASTIC >> I GUESS I'M DONE. >> Jimmy: "SPELL-BINDING 247 00:18:05,018 --> 00:18:07,253 PERFORMANCE," "SYDNEY MORNING HERALD." I MEAN, "TERRIFYINGLY 248 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:11,725 MESMERIZES," "HOLLYWOOD INSIDER. IT'S A BIG DEAL. 249 00:18:11,725 --> 00:18:15,862 >> IT'S SO CRAZY >> Jimmy: DID YOU THINK THE VOICE WAS GOING TO BE THE 250 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:19,699 THING? DID YOU THINK, "OH, I COULD JUST DO HER? 251 00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:23,303 DID YOU SEE THE DOCUMENTARY? HOW DID YOU GET INTO IT? >> I DID IT ALL. 252 00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:25,472 I ALSO HAD DEPOSITION TAPES OF STATIC CAMERAS ON HER WHILE SHE'S BEING QUESTIONED FROM 253 00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:28,041 THE -- >> Jimmy: FASCINATING CHARACTER. 254 00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:33,146 >> YEAH, AND YOU A LOT YOU SEE EVERYTHING IN THOSE TAPES. 255 00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:35,048 AND I ALSO DID A LOT OF WATCHING EVERY YOUTUBE VIDEO THAT WAS EVER RECORDED OF HER 256 00:18:35,048 --> 00:18:37,283 ON STAGE AND, YOU KNOW, OF COURSE, I WATCHED EVERYTHING AND LISTENED 257 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:46,059 TO EVERYTHING. AND CARRY THE BOOK ON AUDIBLE. AND "THE DROPOUT" PODCAST, OF 258 00:18:46,059 --> 00:18:51,498 COURSE, IS WHICH WHAT THIS BASED ON MAN, I COULDN'T GET ENOUGH 259 00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:53,566 IT WAS THE MOST FUN EVER A BUNCH OF MY ACTOR FRIENDS WERE LIKE, "YOU'RE A CHARACTER 260 00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:58,938 ACTOR. AND I WAS LIKE, "I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY." 261 00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:04,744 IT'S SO MUCH MORE FUN TO PLAY PEOPLE THAT ARE A LITTLE BIT SEPARATE FROM WHO YOU ARE. 262 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:07,247 I'M ALWAYS PLAYING A VERSION OF MYSELF, RIGHT? AND I LOVE IT. 263 00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:10,850 AND I'M GOOD AT IT -- DEPENDING. AND THIS WAS JUST A COMPLETELY 264 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:17,290 DIFFERENT BALL GAME, AND I REALLY LOVED IT. >> Jimmy: CAUSE I REMEMBER THE 265 00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:22,095 DOCUMENTARY, WATCHING THAT, AND THEN GOING LIKE -- A LOT OF HER FRIENDS WERE LIKE, "YEAH, THAT 266 00:19:22,095 --> 00:19:23,430 KIND OF NEVER WAS REALLY HER VOICE. AND THEN HER EYES JUST 267 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:27,467 STARTED -- SHE JUST STARTED NOT BLINKING SHE READ THAT IN SOME BOOK, IF 268 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:30,737 YOU BLINK IT'S SIGN OF WEAKNESS, OR SOMETHING >> YEAH, SOMETHING LIKE THAT 269 00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:35,241 LIKE, YOU'RE NOT LISTENING JUST REALLY I'M INVESTED IN YOU. 270 00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:39,179 I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING >> Jimmy: SHE WOULD JUST NOT 271 00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:40,947 BLINK, AND SHE WOULD COME AND STARE AND NOT BLINK. AND I WAS LIKE "OH, MY GOSH, 272 00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:49,556 IT'S FASCINATING." THEN YOU KIND OF NAILED IT YOU REALLY DID A GREAT JOB 273 00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:52,425 >> IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT LISTEN, IT'S MY VERSION, I ALWAYS HAVE TO REMIND PEOPLE 274 00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:57,731 IT'S MY VERSION OF IT. I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO GO THAT LOW, BUT I'LL GO AS LOW AS I 275 00:19:57,731 --> 00:20:01,668 CAN WITH THE AFFECT. >> Jimmy: PERFECT, DON'T CHANGE 276 00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:04,404 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S AMANDA SEYFRIED IN THE SERIES FINALE OF "THE DROPOUT. 277 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,239 SERIES FINALE OF "THE DROPOUT. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 278 00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:11,177 GIVE IT TO ME. 279 00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:15,115 I THINK I'M VERY ANGRY AT YOU, I AM I'M VERY ANGRY 280 00:20:15,115 --> 00:20:29,462 >> YOU TOLD ME THAT WHEN YOU VISITED ME AT SCHOOL, AFTER EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED, YOU 281 00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:30,997 TOLD ME TO JUST PUT IT AWAY AND FORGET IT. IF YOU CHOOSE TO FORGET CERTAIN 282 00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:42,242 THINGS, DO YOU THINK THAT'S LYING? >> Jimmy: COME ON! 283 00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:50,116 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AMANDA SEYFRIED, EVERYBODY THE SERIES FINALE OF "THE 284 00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:51,951 DROPOUT" AIRS THIS THURSDAY ON HULU AMANDA AND I ARE DOING THE 285 00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:54,487 WHISPER CHALLENGE WHEN WE COME BACK STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 286 00:20:54,487 --> 00:21:13,073 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK 287 00:21:13,073 --> 00:21:15,108 EVERYBODY. I'M HANGING OUT WITH AMANDA SEYFRIED, AND WE'RE 288 00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:19,079 ABOUT TO PLAY -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE WHISPER CHALLENGE. 289 00:21:19,079 --> 00:21:19,546 THE WHISPER CHALLENGE. HERE WE GO 290 00:21:22,082 --> 00:21:26,252 >> WHISPER CHALLENGE 291 00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:28,755 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO WE -- HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS, ALL RIGHT? 292 00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:31,391 OTHER PERSON PUTS ON THESE HEADPHONES WITH LOUD MUSIC PLAYING. 293 00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:35,762 THEN THE OTHER PERSON PICKS UP CARD, OKAY AND READS THE RANDOM PHRASE ON 294 00:21:35,762 --> 00:21:38,598 THE CARD, AND THE PERSON WEARING THE HEADPHONES HAS TO TRY AND GUESS WHAT THEY JUST 295 00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:44,504 SAID ALL RIGHT? AMANDA, YOU WILL PUT THE 296 00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:46,573 HEADPHONES ON FIRST. I WILL START THE MUSIC LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CAN'T 297 00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:53,480 HEAR OKAY RIGHT? 298 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:58,284 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OKAY, IT'S GOOD? ALL RIGHT, IT'S HAPPENING. 299 00:21:58,284 --> 00:22:00,387 NO, YOU NEED IT MORE -- LOUDER NEED IT LOUDER WOW. 300 00:22:00,387 --> 00:22:02,122 TOO LOUD NO, IT'S GOOD -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 301 00:22:02,122 --> 00:22:04,190 ALL RIGHT, GOOD. OKAY, ALL RIGHT, GOOD. HERE WE GO 302 00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:07,260 HERE WE GO OKAY APRIL SHOWERS BRING MAY 303 00:22:07,260 --> 00:22:11,531 FLOWERS. >> APRIL SHOWERS BRING MAY FLOWERS! 304 00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:14,467 >> Jimmy: WHAT * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 305 00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:16,069 YES! >> OH, WAS IT? >> Jimmy: YES! 306 00:22:16,069 --> 00:22:21,141 >> OH, YEAH. [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: WOW. 307 00:22:21,141 --> 00:22:22,909 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WHEN YOU SAID, "APRIL SHOWERS," I WAS LIKE, "YOU'RE 308 00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:25,512 SAYING 'APRIL -- OH, BRING ME -- YEAH, OKAY ALL RIGHT. 309 00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:27,814 >> Jimmy: WOW. HOW DID YOU GET THAT YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON TO GET 310 00:22:27,814 --> 00:22:29,883 IT THE FIRST TIME OUT, THAT WAS AMAZING. >> OH, COOL. 311 00:22:29,883 --> 00:22:31,985 YEAH I DIDN'T KNOW. >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO, THIS IS 312 00:22:31,985 --> 00:22:33,953 GOOD WE'RE GOOD PARTNERS. HERE, HOLD ON A SECOND 313 00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:35,588 >> IT'S REALLY LOUD. OKAY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 314 00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:36,990 READY? [ CHEERS ] GOOD 315 00:22:36,990 --> 00:22:41,928 I DON'T KNOW -- ONE OF THOSE >> Jimmy: YEAH >> CADBURY CREME EGG 316 00:22:41,928 --> 00:22:48,902 >> Jimmy: DID YOU START? >> CADBURY CREAM EGG [ LAUGHTER ] 317 00:22:48,902 --> 00:22:51,871 >> Jimmy: ARE WE STARTING? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND -- ACTION. 318 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,807 >> CADBURY CREME EGG >> Jimmy: CARAMEL WRAPPERS [ LAUGHTER ] 319 00:22:53,807 --> 00:22:55,875 >> CADBURY CREME EGG >> Jimmy: CARAMEL ME, BABY [ LAUGHTER ] 320 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,544 >> CADBURY CREME EGG >> CAMERON BABY. [ LAUGHTER ] 321 00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,846 >> CAD-BURY -- >> Jimmy: CAL-BERT - >> CREME EGGS. 322 00:22:59,846 --> 00:23:02,916 >> Jimmy: AND HOBBES [ LAUGHTER ] >> CADBURY CREME - 323 00:23:02,916 --> 00:23:05,318 >> Jimmy: CAL-BERT - >> CADBURY - >> Jimmy: COVER ME 324 00:23:05,318 --> 00:23:08,054 ONE -- >> CADBURY - >> Jimmy: CAL-BURY - 325 00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:11,091 >> CAD - >> Jimmy: CAL -- >> -- BURY 326 00:23:11,091 --> 00:23:12,759 >> Jimmy: -- BERT. [ LAUGHTER ] CALBERT -- 327 00:23:12,759 --> 00:23:16,129 CALBERT -- >> CREME - >> Jimmy: YOU AND ME 328 00:23:16,129 --> 00:23:17,764 [ LAUGHTER ] >> CREME - >> Jimmy: YOU-M. 329 00:23:17,764 --> 00:23:21,801 CALBERT HUME >> CREME - [ LAUGHTER ] 330 00:23:21,801 --> 00:23:23,570 THE GREAT AUTHOR CALBERT HUME - >> CREME 331 00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:26,306 >> Jimmy: EVERYBODY. >> CREME >> Jimmy: CREAM! 332 00:23:26,306 --> 00:23:28,074 >> EGG >> Jimmy: OH, CADBURY CREME EGG! 333 00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:30,443 >> YEAH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 334 00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:33,380 >> Jimmy: DID I SCREAM AT YOU? SORRY. [ LAUGHTER ] 335 00:23:33,380 --> 00:23:37,217 >> I SCREAMED AT YOU >> Jimmy: SORRY IF I SCREAMED -- OH, YOU SCREAMED AT 336 00:23:37,217 --> 00:23:39,319 ME I COULDN'T HEAR YOU. VERY GOOD, ALL RIGHT, GOOD 337 00:23:39,319 --> 00:23:41,287 SORRY ABOUT THAT ALL RIGHT, GOOD. WE GOT TWO 338 00:23:41,287 --> 00:23:42,922 THIS IS GOOD WE'RE ALREADY ON -- ON A A RECORD 339 00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:47,293 THIS IS BIG. ALL RIGHT, READY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 340 00:23:47,293 --> 00:23:57,237 W-2. [ LAUGHTER ] W-2. 341 00:23:57,237 --> 00:24:01,274 >> JUMPING TO. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: W-2. 342 00:24:01,274 --> 00:24:04,044 >> DOUBLE TRUE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: W-2. 343 00:24:04,044 --> 00:24:08,481 >> DOUBLE TRUE >> Jimmy: W-2. >> JUMP -- JUMPING TRUE. 344 00:24:08,481 --> 00:24:11,217 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: W-2. >> DOUBLE -- 345 00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:16,690 >> Jimmy: W -- >> W >> Jimmy: TWO. 346 00:24:16,690 --> 00:24:22,762 >> W -- TRUE >> Jimmy: AH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 347 00:24:22,762 --> 00:24:24,197 W-2. >> "DUMBO 2. [ LAUGHTER ] 348 00:24:24,197 --> 00:24:28,268 >> Jimmy: SO CLOSE W. >> W 349 00:24:28,268 --> 00:24:32,906 >> Jimmy: TWO. >> TWO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 350 00:24:32,906 --> 00:24:35,709 >> Jimmy: YES! * TAXES. 351 00:24:35,709 --> 00:24:41,081 W-2 FORM >> I'M SO STUPID [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 352 00:24:41,081 --> 00:24:43,817 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, "I HAVEN'T DONE MY W-2 IN YEARS." [ LAUGHTER ] 353 00:24:43,817 --> 00:24:46,086 >> W-2 >> Jimmy: "I PAY SOMEWHERE FOR THAT." 354 00:24:46,086 --> 00:24:48,621 ALL RIGHT HERE WE GO >> THERE'S NO -- THERE - >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE 355 00:24:48,621 --> 00:24:50,190 GO, READY? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, COME ON, 356 00:24:50,190 --> 00:24:52,125 THIS IS IT FOR THE WIN. WE ALREADY GOT 50 -- 50/50, 357 00:24:52,125 --> 00:24:53,626 THIS IS GOOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I DIDN'T -- 358 00:24:53,626 --> 00:24:59,332 >> Jimmy: WE GOT THIS. WE GOT THIS, BUD >> OKAY. 359 00:24:59,332 --> 00:25:03,036 TIMOTHEE CHALAMET. >> Jimmy: TIMOTHEE CHALAMET? * 360 00:25:03,036 --> 00:25:07,640 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> AH! YES! 361 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:10,243 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> YOU GOT IT THE FIRST, AND I 362 00:25:10,243 --> 00:25:15,382 GOT IT FIRST - >> Jimmy: I KNOW, I GOT IT THE FIRST TIME 363 00:25:15,382 --> 00:25:17,350 [ INDISCERNIBLE WE'RE SUCH WINNERS >> Jimmy: "TIMOTHEE CHALAMET!" 364 00:25:17,350 --> 00:25:19,219 AMANDA SEYFRIED EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE SERIES FINALE OF 365 00:25:19,219 --> 00:25:21,421 "THE DROPOUT" AIRS THIS THURSDAY ON HULU I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT THAT. 366 00:25:21,421 --> 00:25:23,490 MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND 367 00:25:23,490 --> 00:25:41,408 I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT THAT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 368 00:25:41,408 --> 00:25:45,078 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A TONY-NOMINATED AND GRAMMY-WINNING PERFORMER 369 00:25:45,078 --> 00:25:49,816 GOSH, HE'S ONE OF THE BEST HE PRODUCED AND STARS IN THE NEW DOCUMENTARY "SPRING 370 00:25:49,816 --> 00:25:56,156 AWAKENING: THOSE YOU'VE KNOWN," WHICH COMES TO HBO AND HBO MAX ON MAY 3rd 371 00:25:56,156 --> 00:25:57,657 EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME JONATHAN GROFF 372 00:25:58,858 --> 00:26:23,049 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 373 00:26:23,049 --> 00:26:25,452 >> Jimmy: YES, I FEEL LIKE THIS IS YOUR RECHARGE YOU NEED AN AUDIENCE 374 00:26:25,452 --> 00:26:29,189 THIS IS -- >> I KNOW, IT'S SO EXCITING. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE ONE OF THE 375 00:26:29,189 --> 00:26:31,491 BEST PEOPLE I'VE EVER SEEN PERFORM LIVE, JONATHAN GROFF >> OH, WOW, COME ON. 376 00:26:31,491 --> 00:26:34,661 >> Jimmy: REALLY >> COME ON, YOU SHOULD TALK. >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, BUT I -- 377 00:26:34,661 --> 00:26:37,597 WELL, YOU KNOW, WELL, I ALWAYS GUSH BUT LAST TIME YOU WERE ON, WE 378 00:26:37,597 --> 00:26:41,067 WERE TALKING ABOUT YOU BEING KRISTOFF IN "FROZEN," HELLO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 379 00:26:41,067 --> 00:26:43,737 AND I GO -- "WOW." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I GO "THAT MUST BE AMAZING." 380 00:26:43,737 --> 00:26:47,440 I GO, "OH, MY DAUGHTERS LOVE IT." I GO, "WOULD YOU MIND DOING 381 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,843 A LITTLE VOICE MEMO OR SOMETHING FOR THEM?" AND YOU WERE NICE ENOUGH TO DO 382 00:26:49,843 --> 00:26:54,748 KRISTOFF SAYING HI TO WINNIE AND FRANNY, MY DAUGHTERS >> YEAH. 383 00:26:54,748 --> 00:26:57,083 >> Jimmy: AND I CAN'T EVEN THANK YOU ENOUGH I APPRECIATE THAT. 384 00:26:57,083 --> 00:27:00,120 BUT THEN I THOUGHT, "DID WE AIR THAT?" BECAUSE NOW EVERYONE'S GOING TO 385 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:02,756 CALL YOU UP AND ASK YOU, "HEY, CAN YOU SAY IT FOR MY DAUGHTER -- MY SON --?" OR 386 00:27:02,756 --> 00:27:06,026 WHATEVER DID THAT HAPPEN? >> I DID HAVE A -- YEAH, NO 387 00:27:06,026 --> 00:27:09,295 REGRETS. >> Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH OF COURSE, OF COURSE 388 00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:11,164 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NO REGRETS, OF COURSE. >> YEAH, IT WAS AN AMAZING 389 00:27:11,164 --> 00:27:16,136 EXPERIENCE, TO DO THAT FOR YOUR GIRLS -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 390 00:27:16,136 --> 00:27:18,171 >> Jimmy: PROBABLY A HIGHLIGHT FOR YOU. >> IT WAS. 391 00:27:18,171 --> 00:27:20,240 IT WAS >> Jimmy: IT REALLY WAS. >> IT REALLY, ACTUALLY WAS, 392 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:23,176 THOUGH >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH >> THERE WAS AN UPTICK IN 393 00:27:23,176 --> 00:27:26,246 REQUESTS AFTER DOING IT ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW" FOR SURE >> Jimmy: YEAH, THERE WAS 394 00:27:26,246 --> 00:27:28,415 EVERYONE WAS JUST -- >> BUT IT'S THE BEST IT'S LIKE GIVING OUT FREE CANDY 395 00:27:28,415 --> 00:27:31,151 TO KIDS. IT'S LIKE -- YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY LOVED IT. 396 00:27:31,151 --> 00:27:33,687 >> YOU GET TO BE A DISNEY VOICE, IT'S AMAZING. >> Jimmy: I -- SPEAKING, WELL, 397 00:27:33,687 --> 00:27:38,258 TALKING OF "FROZEN," I MEAN, I LOVE "FROZEN," I LOVE "FROZEN 2. 398 00:27:38,258 --> 00:27:40,660 >> YEAH. "FROZEN 2. >> Jimmy: "FROZEN 2" WAS 399 00:27:40,660 --> 00:27:42,195 ALMOST - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> RIGHT 400 00:27:42,195 --> 00:27:44,497 PRETTY GOOD. >> Jimmy: I LOVE BOTH. WELL, AND I WANTED TO SAY 401 00:27:44,497 --> 00:27:49,302 BUT -- WHAT'S MOST LIKELY TO -- ARE WE GONNA SEE POSSIBLE NEXT? 402 00:27:49,302 --> 00:27:53,473 "FROZEN 3" OR A NEW SEASON OF "MINDHUNTER" [ LAUGHTER ] 403 00:27:53,473 --> 00:27:56,509 WHICH MY KIDS -- WHICH MY KIDS ALSO LOVE. [ LAUGHTER ] 404 00:27:56,509 --> 00:28:00,680 THEY LOVE DAVID FINCHER. MY KIDS LOVE DAVID FINCHER THEY LOVE "MINDHUNTER. 405 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:03,616 >> OH, MY GOD. I'M GONNA GET SOME SERIAL KILLERS TO MAKE VOICE MEMOS FOR 406 00:28:03,616 --> 00:28:06,252 YOUR DAUGHTERS >> Jimmy: LOVE IT. THEY LOVE IT - 407 00:28:06,252 --> 00:28:08,321 THEY CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THE SERIAL KILLERS >> PERFECT 408 00:28:08,321 --> 00:28:11,825 >> Jimmy: EVERYTHING BUT - IS ANY, EITHER ONE WHAT ARE THE CHANCES 409 00:28:11,825 --> 00:28:14,894 >> I FEEL LIKE, EVEN THOUGH THOSE PROJECTS SEEM VERY DIFFERENT, "FROZEN" AND 410 00:28:14,894 --> 00:28:18,498 "MINDHUNTER" - >> Jimmy: SEEM IT, YEAH. >> I FEEL LIKE A THIRD "FROZEN" 411 00:28:18,498 --> 00:28:23,636 AND A THIRD SEASON OF "MINDHUNTER" ARE EQUALLY POSSIBLE 412 00:28:23,636 --> 00:28:26,272 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOW. I LOVE THAT. 413 00:28:26,272 --> 00:28:32,145 I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THIS DOCUMENTARY. "SPRING AWAKENING. 414 00:28:32,145 --> 00:28:37,050 IT'S CALLED "SPRING AWAKENING: THOSE YOU'VE KNOWN." OKAY 415 00:28:37,050 --> 00:28:39,252 YOU'VE GOT THE ORIGINAL CAST TOGETHER >> YEAH. 416 00:28:39,252 --> 00:28:41,888 >> Jimmy: ONE MORE TIME. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHEN WAS THE FIRST 417 00:28:41,888 --> 00:28:44,190 TIME I GOT A LITTLE GROFF SOFT >> YEAH, EXACTLY >> Jimmy: FIRST TIME I SAW 418 00:28:44,190 --> 00:28:46,693 JONATHAN GROFF WAS "SPRING AWAKENING" 15 YEARS AGO? >> 15 YEARS AGO. 419 00:28:46,693 --> 00:28:51,398 AND LAUREN PRITCHARD, WHO PLAYS ILSE IN "SPRING AWAKENING" - >> Jimmy: YEP. 420 00:28:51,398 --> 00:28:56,970 >> -- CALLED ME JANUARY 2021, AND SAID "WE NEED TO DO A REUNION CONCERT. 421 00:28:56,970 --> 00:29:04,310 IT'S BEEN 15 YEARS SINCE WE'VE ALL GOTTEN TOGETHER. AND OUR INDUSTRY HAS BEEN SHUT 422 00:29:04,310 --> 00:29:08,448 DOWN FOR A YEAR AND A HALF, TWO YEARS. LET'S RAISE MONEY FOR THE ACTORS FUND. 423 00:29:08,448 --> 00:29:14,888 >> Jimmy: YES. >> WHICH GAVE OVER $24 MILLION IN SUPPORT TO EVERYBODY -- 424 00:29:14,888 --> 00:29:17,424 >> Jimmy: COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YES 425 00:29:17,424 --> 00:29:19,926 >> Jimmy: ACTOR'S FUND UNBELIEVABLE - >> YES 426 00:29:19,926 --> 00:29:24,097 >> Jimmy: -- AMAZING CHARITY >> YEAH. DURING THAT TIME, WHEN EVERYONE 427 00:29:24,097 --> 00:29:26,599 IN THE THEATER LOST THEIR JOBS, THEY LITERALLY SAVED LIVES SO - 428 00:29:26,599 --> 00:29:29,869 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO LAUREN HAD THIS IDEA TO DO THIS REUNION, AND TO RAISE 429 00:29:29,869 --> 00:29:33,473 MONEY FOR THIS AMAZING ORGANIZATION AND THEN, IN NOVEMBER 430 00:29:33,473 --> 00:29:39,512 OF 2021 -- THE ENTIRE ORIGINAL CAST, AND THE ENTIRE ORIGINAL BAND - 431 00:29:39,512 --> 00:29:42,215 >> Jimmy: THIS IS CRAZY. >> IT WAS CRAZY. WE CAME TOGETHER AND WE 432 00:29:42,215 --> 00:29:46,152 PERFORMED THE SHOW, AND IT WAS SO EMOTIONAL AND - >> Jimmy: I BET. 433 00:29:46,152 --> 00:29:50,223 >> AND IT MEANT SO MUCH TO ALL OF US, AND TO THE AUDIENCE AS WELL 434 00:29:50,223 --> 00:29:54,361 AND WE HAD RADICALMEDIA COME IN AND CREATE THIS DOCUMENTARY THAT'S NOW COMING OUT ON HBO 435 00:29:54,361 --> 00:29:58,965 THAT'S ABOUT THE REUNION BUT IT'S ALSO ABOUT THE LEGACY OF "SPRING AWAKENING," AND HOW 436 00:29:58,965 --> 00:30:05,505 IT CHANGED ALL OF OUR LIVES. AND JUST, SORT OF THE WAY THAT THEATER CAN CHANGE PEOPLE'S 437 00:30:05,505 --> 00:30:12,178 LIVES, PARTICULARLY THE LIVES OF YOUNG PEOPLE. AND ESPECIALLY, AFTER THEATER 438 00:30:12,178 --> 00:30:15,915 BEING GONE FOR SO LONG, IT JUST -- WE FEEL SO LUCKY THAT WE HAVE THIS RECORD OF THE 439 00:30:15,915 --> 00:30:19,953 SHOW >> Jimmy: DID YOU GO IN AND YOU LIKE, "LET'S JUST DO IT, IT'LL 440 00:30:19,953 --> 00:30:25,091 BE FUN," AND THEN GET THERE AND YOU'RE LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ] 441 00:30:25,091 --> 00:30:27,594 "HI, OH, MY GOSH," I MEAN, JUST A MESS OR WERE YOU LIKE, "OH, I'M COOL 442 00:30:27,594 --> 00:30:30,230 I GOT IT I'M --" YOU KNOW - "I'M JONATHAN GROFF NOW, I'M 443 00:30:30,230 --> 00:30:32,065 GOOD." >> NO, I SAW THE DOCUMENTARY AND IT'S A LITTLE EMBARRASSING 444 00:30:32,065 --> 00:30:36,903 HOW MUCH I'M CRYING THROUGH THE ENTIRE THING [ LAUGHTER ] 445 00:30:36,903 --> 00:30:40,607 >> Jimmy: NO, GOOD >> YES, LEA MICHELE STARTS SINGING IN REHEARSAL -- I MEAN, 446 00:30:40,607 --> 00:30:43,877 WE REHEARSED FOR A FEW DAYS BEFORE WE DID IT THE ONE NIGHT >> Jimmy: SHE'S AMAZING. 447 00:30:43,877 --> 00:30:46,413 >> SHE'S INCREDIBLE. AND SHE STARTS SINGING "MAMA WHO BORE ME," AND I JUST - 448 00:30:46,413 --> 00:30:49,349 >> Jimmy: LOST - >> -- LOST IT. AND WE ALL WERE JUST EMOTIONAL 449 00:30:49,349 --> 00:30:54,387 WRECKS, AND IT WAS SO HEALING TO COME TOGETHER AFTER 15 YEARS OF BEING APART 450 00:30:54,387 --> 00:30:58,425 WE ALL WEREN'T QUITE WHO WE WERE YET AND WHEN I WAS PITCHING THE 451 00:30:58,425 --> 00:31:01,828 IDEA OF DOING A DOCUMENTARY TO RADICALMEDIA, I WAS EXPLAINING HOW I WAS NOT OUT OF THE CLOSET 452 00:31:01,828 --> 00:31:05,632 WHEN I WAS DOING "SPRING AWAKENING. I WAS -- I WAS HAVING 453 00:31:05,632 --> 00:31:09,903 A COMPARTMENTALIZED LIFE OF DOING THE SHOW AND THEN COMING HOME, AND I WASN'T FULLY WHO I 454 00:31:09,903 --> 00:31:15,375 WAS. AND ALL OF US, NOT HAVE A COMING OUT STORY, BUT EVERY 455 00:31:15,375 --> 00:31:18,411 SINGLE PERSON IN THE SHOW, AS WE ALL DO IT OUR LATE TEENS AND EARLY 20s, HAS THAT STORY OF 456 00:31:18,411 --> 00:31:25,752 THING THAT MADE YOU BECOME WHO YOU ARE. AND FOR ALL OF US IN THE 457 00:31:25,752 --> 00:31:32,859 COMPANY, IT WAS "SPRING AWAKENING. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 458 00:31:32,859 --> 00:31:35,595 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HERE'S A PEEK AT "SPRING AWAKENING: THOSE YOU'VE KNOWN. 459 00:31:35,595 --> 00:31:38,832 AWAKENING: THOSE YOU'VE KNOWN. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 460 00:31:42,102 --> 00:31:44,004 >> THE PLAN WAS, WE WALK IN AND 461 00:31:44,004 --> 00:31:47,107 SIT DOWN, BUT WE WERE SO CONNECTED TO EACH OTHER, THAT WE KNEW TO STAND THERE AND 462 00:31:47,107 --> 00:31:59,753 ENJOY THIS WAVE OF ENTHUSIASM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND EVERYONE IS LIKE, 463 00:31:59,753 --> 00:32:17,137 "HOLY -- --. LIKE, "THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW? 464 00:32:17,137 --> 00:32:23,576 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU COULD ALMOST FEEL THE -- 465 00:32:23,576 --> 00:32:25,779 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE -- FEEL THE ENERGY OF IT YOU JUST FEEL IT, RIGHT? 466 00:32:25,779 --> 00:32:28,715 >> WHOO! >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. >> WHEW-HOO. 467 00:32:28,715 --> 00:32:30,684 >> Jimmy: WHEW YEAH, WEHN - >> WHEW. 468 00:32:30,684 --> 00:32:33,853 >> Jimmy: ONE OF THE THINGS I LOVE MOST ABOUT IT, IS HOW THE ACTORS GOT INTO YOUR SONGS 469 00:32:33,853 --> 00:32:39,859 THERE WERE MICROPHONES HIDDEN IN EVERYONE'S WARDROBE - >> YEAH. 470 00:32:39,859 --> 00:32:42,162 >> Jimmy: AND IT'S LIKE THEY MAGICALLY JUST PULL THEM OUT - >> YES 471 00:32:42,162 --> 00:32:43,797 >> Jimmy: -- BEFORE EVERY NUMBER >> YEAH. 472 00:32:43,797 --> 00:32:46,099 LIKE - >> Jimmy: WHOA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 473 00:32:46,099 --> 00:32:48,935 >> LIKE THIS >> YEAH. * 474 00:32:48,935 --> 00:32:52,972 >> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THIS CAME FROM. * 475 00:32:52,972 --> 00:32:59,346 * THERE'S A MOMEN YOU KNOW * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 476 00:32:59,346 --> 00:33:06,052 * YOU'RE -- * * NOT AN INCH MORE ROOM TO SELF-DESTRUCT * 477 00:33:06,052 --> 00:33:16,696 * NO MORE MOVES OH YEA THE DEAD END ZONE * 478 00:33:16,696 --> 00:33:26,773 * MAN YOU JUST CAN'T CALL YOUR SOUL YOUR OWN * * BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH 479 00:33:26,773 --> 00:33:33,113 BLAH BLAH BLAH BLA BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH * * BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH 480 00:33:33,113 --> 00:33:42,956 BLAH BLA BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH * * BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH 481 00:33:42,956 --> 00:33:49,295 BLAH BLAH BLAH BLA BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH * * BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH * 482 00:33:49,295 --> 00:33:51,564 >> Jimmy: JONATHAN GROFF, EVERYBODY! "SPRING AWAKENING: THOSE YOU'VE 483 00:33:51,564 --> 00:33:53,767 KNOWN" - COMES TO HBO AND HBO MAX ON MAY 3rd. 484 00:33:53,767 --> 00:33:58,905 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW. * BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH * 485 00:33:58,905 --> 00:34:15,588 * BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLA BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH * 486 00:34:15,588 --> 00:34:20,527 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST WILL BE AT THE COMEDY ATTIC IN BLOOMINGTON, INDIANA, AUGUST 487 00:34:20,527 --> 00:34:22,595 12th AND 13th. MAKING HIS "TONIGHT SHOW" DEBUT, PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY 488 00:34:22,595 --> 00:34:24,964 DEBUT, PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY EMIL WAKIM 489 00:34:27,133 --> 00:34:35,275 * 490 00:34:35,275 --> 00:34:38,778 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH HELLO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 491 00:34:38,778 --> 00:34:42,916 OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 492 00:34:42,916 --> 00:34:47,187 THANKS THANKS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 493 00:34:47,187 --> 00:34:50,090 ALL RIGHT? COOL [ LAUGHTER ] 494 00:34:50,090 --> 00:34:55,295 SO, HERE'S WHAT I THINK ABOUT ISRAEL AND PALESTINE -- NO, I'M KIDDING. 495 00:34:55,295 --> 00:34:57,097 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT WOULD BE A CRAZY WAY TO TAKE THE SHOW. 496 00:34:57,097 --> 00:34:59,332 NO [ LAUGHTER ] NO 497 00:34:59,332 --> 00:35:00,734 I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] 498 00:35:00,734 --> 00:35:05,672 I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE I WOULD KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] 499 00:35:05,672 --> 00:35:14,748 BUT I DO NOT KNOW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S WEIRD NOT KNOWING, 500 00:35:14,748 --> 00:35:16,383 ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE BOTH SIDES OF THE CONFLICT IN THE MIDDLE EAST. 501 00:35:16,383 --> 00:35:19,753 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I'M VERY HAPPY TO BE HERE. I HOPE YOU GUYS ARE DOING WELL 502 00:35:19,753 --> 00:35:23,490 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND -- YEAH. YES. 503 00:35:23,490 --> 00:35:29,396 AND BY GUYS, OBVIOUSLY I MEAN HALF NOT THAT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 504 00:35:29,396 --> 00:35:32,565 IT'S A WEIRD THING WE DO WE JUST SAY, "HEY GUYS," TO A WHOLE GROUP OF PEOPLE. 505 00:35:32,565 --> 00:35:37,570 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE BETTER TERM IS EITHER LIKE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT, LIKE, 506 00:35:37,570 --> 00:35:39,773 THE MORE ACCEPTING, ENCOMPASSING TERM IS LIKE, SOME PEOPLE THINK IT'S 507 00:35:39,773 --> 00:35:42,709 Y'ALL. [ LIGHT CHEERS ] BUT IT'S -- IT'S NOT 508 00:35:42,709 --> 00:35:52,986 [ LAUGHTER ] NO, IT'S -- Y'ALL WITH THAT TWANG ON IT, LIKE NO MINORITY 509 00:35:52,986 --> 00:35:54,721 HAS EVER HEARD, "WHERE Y'ALL FROM," AND THOUGHT, "THIS IS GOING TO TURN OUT WELL FOR ME. 510 00:35:54,721 --> 00:36:08,034 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE LIKE, OKAY, I SAW A LADY WEARING A SHIRT THAT SAID, 511 00:36:08,034 --> 00:36:10,937 "Y'ALL MEANS ALL." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS LIKE, "NO IT 512 00:36:10,937 --> 00:36:14,407 DOESN'T. [ LAUGHTER ] IT DOES -- A SIGN THAT SAYS, 513 00:36:14,407 --> 00:36:18,912 "Y'ALL ARE WELCOME HERE," DOES NOT MEAN ALL ARE WELCOME HERE. IT'S LESS. 514 00:36:18,912 --> 00:36:32,525 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] LIKE IT'S LESS IN THE WAY THAT -- LIKE YOU KNOW WHEN YOU 515 00:36:32,525 --> 00:36:34,427 SEE SOMEONE HOLDING A SIGN THAT SAYS, "ALL LIVES MATTER," YEAH, THEY MEAN Y'ALL LIVES. 516 00:36:34,427 --> 00:36:35,962 [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 517 00:36:35,962 --> 00:36:45,505 IT'S TENSE RACIALLY. YOU CAN FEEL IT IN THE COUNTRY IT'S VERY TENSE. 518 00:36:45,505 --> 00:36:50,377 I WORRY ALL THE TIME ABOUT PEOPLE IN MY LIFE. BECAUSE, LIKE, MY DAD IS AN 519 00:36:50,377 --> 00:36:54,547 IMMIGRANT, SO I WORRY EVERY DAY THAT SOMEONE IS GOING TO TREAT HIM POORLY BECAUSE OF THE COLOR 520 00:36:54,547 --> 00:37:01,654 OF HIS SKIN. AND MY MOM IS A WHITE LADY FROM THE SUBURBS, SO I WORRY THAT 521 00:37:01,654 --> 00:37:06,359 SHE'S GOING TO BE THE ONE TO DO IT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 522 00:37:06,359 --> 00:37:16,069 DUDE EVERY TIME MY MOM STARTS YELLING AT MY DAD FOR SOMETHING 523 00:37:16,069 --> 00:37:17,837 NOW, I JUST START RECORDING HER ON MY CELL PHONE [ LAUGHTER ] 524 00:37:17,837 --> 00:37:20,874 I'M LIKE, "YOU'RE GETTING CANCELED, OKAY?" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 525 00:37:20,874 --> 00:37:27,347 WE'RE TRYING TO BE BETTER NOW. WE'RE TRYING TO BE GOOD. IT'S GREAT 526 00:37:27,347 --> 00:37:30,083 YOU KNOW, WE'RE IN THIS MOVEMENT NOW WHERE, LIKE, PEOPLE, LIKE, LOVE DIVERSITY 527 00:37:30,083 --> 00:37:31,584 AND, LIKE, EVERYONE LOVES CULTURE. IT'S AMAZING 528 00:37:31,584 --> 00:37:35,422 IT'S VERY BEAUTIFUL. IT'S JUST -- IT'S EXHAUSTING TO ME NOW TO ALWAYS HAVE TO BE, 529 00:37:35,422 --> 00:37:39,092 LIKE, PROUD OF MY CULTURE. BECAUSE I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO GROWING UP 530 00:37:39,092 --> 00:37:42,629 LIKE, ALL I LEARNED HOW TO DO GROWING UP, WAS HOW TO PUSH IT AWAY TO GET BY 531 00:37:42,629 --> 00:37:52,205 SO NOW IT'S JUST FRUSTRATING, BECAUSE NOW I HAVE, LIKE, THESE, LIKE, WOKE FRIENDS THAT 532 00:37:52,205 --> 00:37:53,573 ARE MAD AT ME FOR NOT BEING AS AUTHENTIC AS THEY WANT ME TO BE 533 00:37:53,573 --> 00:37:55,308 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THEY'RE LIKE, "WHY DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ARABIC?" 534 00:37:55,308 --> 00:37:58,178 AND I'M LIKE, "BECAUSE I WANTED TO COME TO YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY IN FIFTH GRADE, OKAY 535 00:37:58,178 --> 00:38:02,549 THAT'S WHY." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH 536 00:38:02,549 --> 00:38:09,856 NO ONE WANTED A KID SPEAKING ARABIC AT LASER TAG. LIKE, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU 537 00:38:09,856 --> 00:38:16,196 REMEMBER IT'S TENSE [ LAUGHTER ] 538 00:38:16,196 --> 00:38:24,404 I HOPE IT'S GENUINE. THAT'S ALL I'LL SAY FOR THIS MOVEMENT 539 00:38:24,404 --> 00:38:29,109 I HOPE IT'S GENUINE CHANGE I JUST DON'T THINK IT IS [ LAUGHTER ] 540 00:38:29,109 --> 00:38:30,844 IT'S JUST, IT'S TOO RAPID OF A A SHIFT. YOU KNOW, IT'S HARD FOR ME TO 541 00:38:30,844 --> 00:38:34,447 GET USED TO. WE WENT REALLY POLAR OPPOSITES LIKE, I'M 24, AND I REMEMBER A 542 00:38:34,447 --> 00:38:38,184 A DIFFERENT AMERICA. THAT'S HOW RECENTLY NO ONE CARED ABOUT THIS 543 00:38:38,184 --> 00:38:41,821 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I REMEMBER AS A KID, LIKE, I STARTED SHAVING WHEN I WAS IN 544 00:38:41,821 --> 00:38:49,763 FOURTH GRADE [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN I WOULD GO GET MY HAIR 545 00:38:49,763 --> 00:38:51,297 CUT, I WOULD HAVE THEM THIN IT OUT WITH SHEARS, SO IT WOULDN'T BE CURLY 546 00:38:51,297 --> 00:38:59,606 IF MY PARENTS PACKED ME LUNCH WITH HUMMUS IN IT, I WOULD THROW IT ALL AWAY, BECAUSE I 547 00:38:59,606 --> 00:39:02,208 WOULD RATHER GO HUNGRY THAN BE PERSECUTED I HATED, LIKE, WHO I WAS 548 00:39:02,208 --> 00:39:05,812 YOU KNOW THAT FEELING? I HAVE VIVID MEMORIES OF KIDS LOOKING ME IN MY EYES AND 549 00:39:05,812 --> 00:39:13,486 SAYING, "DON'T THINK WE'LL EVER FORGET WHAT YOU DID TO OUR COUNTRY. 550 00:39:13,486 --> 00:39:23,229 AND NOW, THINGS ARE DIFFERENT. I WAS AT THE GROCERY STORE, AND I SAW PUMPKIN SPICE FLAVORED 551 00:39:23,229 --> 00:39:25,031 HUMMUS [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, 552 00:39:25,031 --> 00:39:35,442 THEY FORGOT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MY NAME'S EMIL WAKIM 553 00:39:35,442 --> 00:39:38,178 THANK YOU GUYS VERY MUCH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 554 00:39:38,178 --> 00:39:45,385 >> Jimmy: EMIL WAKIM THERE YOU GO NOT TOO BAD. 555 00:39:45,385 --> 00:39:49,556 STANDING "O. EMIL WAKIM [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 556 00:39:49,556 --> 00:39:52,625 YOU LOOK SHARP, BUDDY. HE'LL BE AT THE COMEDY ATTIC IN BLOOMINGTON, INDIANA, AUGUST 557 00:39:52,625 --> 00:39:56,329 12th AND 13th! MY THANKS TO AMANDA SEYFRIED, JONATHAN GROFF, EMIL WAKIM, 558 00:39:56,329 --> 00:40:00,700 ONCE AGAIN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, 559 00:40:00,700 --> 00:40:04,404 FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 560 00:40:04,404 --> 00:40:07,574 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY!