>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - POST MALONE,
HOWIE MANDEL MUSICAL GUEST ARCADE FIRE, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1652 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S A CROWD THAT IS A CROWD RIGHT THERE, A A GREAT NEW YORK CITY CROWD.
WELCOME, EVERYBODY ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME,
WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW" EVERYONE YOU'RE HERE, YOU MADE IT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS
WELL GUYS, LAST NIGHT IN CHICAGO, PRESIDENT BIDEN SPOKE AT A FUNDRAISER, AND HE DECIDED
TO KICK IT OFF WITH A SHOUTOUT TO HIS HOME STATE OF DELAWARE. LET'S SEE THAT ONE
ANYBODY FROM DELAWARE? HOLLAR LOUDLY MAN.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THE EQUIVALENT OF A DRUMMER TOSSING HIS
DRUMSTICKS INTO THE CROWD AND THEN HEARING THEM HIT THE GROUND, LIKE, CLICK, CLICK,
CLICK. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, EXACTLY.
"DELAWARE -- IS DELAWARE IN THE HOUSE >> Steve: OH
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHO IS HE, D.J. JAZZY SCOOTER?
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT TODAY BIDEN IS BACK IN WASHINGTON WHERE HE HOSTED A --
CO-HOSTED A VIRTUAL COVID SUMMIT THE FACT THAT THE SUMMIT WAS
HELD VIRTUALLY PRETTY MUCH TELLS YOU HOW WE'RE DOING IN THE FIGHT AGAINST COVID.
[ LAUGHTER ] THE U.S. CO-HOSTED A SUMMIT WITH GERMANY, INDONESIA,
SENEGAL, AND BELIZE. GOOD, ALL THE HEAVY HITTERS ARE IN ON THIS
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT BIDEN IS SERIOUS ABOUT TACKLING THE PANDEMIC, THAT'S
WHY TODAY HE ANNOUNCED THE NEW HEAD OF HIS COVID TASKFORCE, PATTI LuPONE
[ LAUGHTER ]
THEATER.
THAT IS THE RULE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO FOLLOW THE RULE, GET THE [ BLEEP ] OUT!
>> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH
HEY, LISTEN TO THIS GUYS, MODERNA HAS FIRED THEIR NEW CFO AFTER JUST ONE DAY ON THE JOB.
YEP, THEY THOUGHT HE WAS MODERNA QUALITY, BUT IT TURNS OUT HE WAS MORE OF
JOHNSON & JOHNSON MATERIAL [ LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
FIRED ON DAY ONE HE BASICALLY WALKED IN WITH A BOX OF HIS THINGS, AND JUST
TURNED AROUND AND WALKED OUT [ LAUGHTER ] AT HIS FAREWELL PARTY, HE WAS
LIKE, "I REALLY ENJOY THE 27 MINUTES I SPENT WITH ALL OF YOU.
APPARENTLY THE BOSS WALKED IN ON HIM LYING BACK IN HIS CHAIR, TOSSING SYRINGES UP, TRYING TO
GET THEM STUCK IN THE CEILING. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HIS LINKEDIN PROFILE NOW SAYS,
"START DATE, MAY 9th, 2022 END DATE, LUNCHTIME. [ LAUGHTER ]
HEY, GUYS, THIS IS BIG ASTRONOMERS JUST REVEALED THE FIRST IMAGE OF A BLACK HOLE --
THE BLACK HOLE IN THE CENTER OF OUR GALAXY LOOK AT THIS, CHECK THIS OUT
YEAH THAT'S EITHER A BLACK HOLE, OR SOMEONE ATE A CHEETO AND
TOUCHED THE TELESCOPE LENS [ LAUGHTER ] WELL GUYS, IT'S BEEN A ROUGH
WEEK FOR THE STOCK MARKET. AND I SAW THAT APPLE STOCK IS DOWN ALMOST 10%.
YEAH, THEY'RE GETTING HIT HARD, SO I THOUGHT MAYBE I'D CHECK IN WITH SIRI TO SEE HOW IT'S
GOING. HEY SIRI, ARE YOU THERE? >> WHY DON'T YOU GO ASK THAT
BITCH ALEXA. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WHOA -
>> Jimmy: CAUGHT YOU AT A BAD TIME >> Steve: WOW.
>> Jimmy: MEANWHILE, I READ THAT PARTY CITY'S STOCK HAS CRASHED, BECAUSE THEY HAD TO
PAY SO MUCH MORE FOR THE HELIUM IN THEIR BALLOONS. YEAH
WE ACTUALLY HAVE FOOTAGE OF THE MEETING THEY HAD EARLIER TODAY LOOK AT THIS
LATEST REVENUE PROJECTIONS >> I HAVE, DOUG, AND EVEN
THOUGH THIS IS PARTY CITY, THESE NUMBERS DO NOT MAKE ME WANT TO PARTY.
>> YEAH. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR BUSINESS WITH INFLATION.
WE KNEW THIS COULD HAPPEN WITH THE SUPPLY CHAIN NOW, I WAS HOPING WE COULD
SQUEAK BY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> WELL, IT WAS A GOOD RUN
WHILE IT LASTED. >> I'M GONNA MISS YOU, BRO NO, DON'T!
[ EXPLOSION [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE -
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: IT'S NOT HYDROGEN! >> Jimmy: WHAT -- WHAT DON'T
YOU UNDERSTAND [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: TWO GUYS ARE TALKING
>> Jimmy: THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE >> Steve: RIGHT.
BOTH IN BLOND WIGS - >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, THAT'S REAL HAIR.
>> Steve: OH, THAT'S REAL HAIR, OKAY AND THEN THEY HAVE HELIUM, SO
THEY'RE TALKING HIGH >> Jimmy: IT'S PARTY CITY, DUDE
>> Steve: THEN WE CUT TO THEM, APPARENTLY THEIR VOICES ARE LOW.
AND HELIUM, A NON-FLAMMABLE GAS, BURST INTO FLAME. [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S ALL THAT'S ALL I LOVE IT.
110, MAN I'LL BE HONEST, 110.
>> Jimmy: WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE IS IN THAT OFFICE? WHO KNOWS?
>> Steve: RIGHT. NO ONE ELSE IS GONNA -- IT'S PARTY CITY, MAN.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S NOT GOING WELL OVER THERE. >> Steve: NO, NOT WELL AT ALL.
>> Jimmy: NOT WELL AT ALL. SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS, GUYS, NIKE HAS ACCUSED THE RETAIL
WEBSITE STOCKX OF SELLING COUNTERFEIT VERSIONS OF THEIR SHOES.
>> Steve: WHAT OOH. >> Jimmy: YEP, APPARENTLY
PEOPLE WERE ANGRY THAT THEY DROPPED $300 ON AIR GORDONS. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, COUNTERFEIT NIKES. STOCKX IS LIKE, "IF YOU HAVE A A PROBLEM, TALK TO OUR BRAND
AMBASSADOR LeJRON BRAMES." [ LAUGHTER ] LOOK -- LeJRON
>> Steve: "YES." >> Jimmy: MEANWHILE, SKECHERS IS LIKE, "HOW COME NO ONE EVER
COUNTERFEITS US? [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHO ELSE SELLS
COUNTERFEIT NIKES? ADIDAS >> Steve: OOH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH I SAID IT [ AUDIENCE OHS ] >> Steve: OOH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I SAID IT. >> Steve: WOW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: "I'M GOING TO MISS YOU, DUDE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
HEY, I READ THAT SEVERAL WINERIES ARE NOW STRUGGLING DUE TO RISING COST IN CORK
SHORTAGES. WELL, WE ASKED A FEW WINE VINTNERS ABOUT THE ISSUES, AND
HERE'S WHAT THEY HAD TO SAY. FIRST UP, THE VINTNER OF THIS WINE SAID, "YES, IT HAS
DEFINITELY BEEN A ROUGH TIME FOR OUR VINEYARD." NEXT VINTNER OF THIS NEXT WINE
SAID, "WE'RE CONCERNED, BUT OUR UNIQUE BLENDS ARE WORTH THE EXTRA COST."
AND FINALLY THE VINTNER OF THE BAREFOOT WINE SAID, "LISTEN, Y'ALL WE AIN'T GONNA LIE, WE'RE
FRIGGIN' KILLIN' IT. AND IT'S NOT JUST SLOPPY BRIDAL SHOWERS, EVERYONE LOVES OUR
THREE UNIQUE FLAVORS -- WHITE, PINK AND PURPLE. [ LAUGHTER ]
PEOPLE BUY WINE 'CAUSE OF THE LABEL, AND OURS HAS A FOOT ON IT."
[ LAUGHTER ] AND THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW OUR DRANK IS TIGHT."
[ APPLAUSE ] I'M HAPPY. GOOD FOR THEM.
THEY'RE KILLING IT SOME MORE ENTERTAINMENT NEWS, A LOT OF FANS ARE THEORIZING
THAT THIS FRIDAY TAYLOR SWIFT IS GOING TO DROP "1989 (TAYLOR'S VERSION)," AND
COULD ALSO - [ CHEERS ] COULD ALSO RELEASE "SPEAK NOW
(TAYLOR'S VERSION)," ON THE SAME DAY [ CHEERS ]
>> Tariq: YEAH BUT, HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? ISN'T THAT JUST A RUMOR?
>> Jimmy: THE CLUES ARE EVERYWHERE, TARIQ. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Tariq: WHAT CLUES >> Jimmy: OKAY, SO IN TAYLOR'S LAST MUSIC VIDEO, FOR THE "RED
(TAYLOR'S VERSION)" BONUS TRACK, "I BET YOU THINK IT'S ABOUT ME," THERE'S A WEDDING
CAKE AND ON THE CAKE THERE ARE NUMBERS 13 AND 26.
FOLLOW >> Tariq: YEAH, NO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: "RED (TAYLOR'S VERSION)" WAS TAYLOR' MOST RECENT RE-RELEASE.
13 IS TAYLOR'S FAVORITE NUMBER, AND THIS FRIDAY, MAY 13th IS 26 WEEKS FROM THE RELEASE DATE
OF "RED (TAYLOR'S VERSION)." >> Tariq: OKAY, WELL, I GUESS --
>> Jimmy: ALSO IF YOU LOOK AT TAYLOR'S OFFICIAL STORE, SIGNED CD COPIES OF "FEARLESS
(TAYLOR'S VERSION)" ARE CURRENTLY ON SALE FOR $19.89 GET IT
1989, 1989 >> Tariq: ALL RIGHT, WELL YOU'RE PROBABLY --
>> Jimmy: BUT ALSO, "RED (TAYLOR'S VERSION)" WAS LISTED ON SALE ON HER STORE
FOR $20.10, IN PURPLE TEXT >> Tariq: AND THAT MEANS WHAT? >> Jimmy: ARE YOU EVEN
LISTENING? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THE ORIGINAL "SPEAK NOW" WAS
RELEASED IN 2010, AND THE COVER OF THAT ALBUM SHE'S WEARING A PURPLE DRESS
PURPLE, 2010, $20.10 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND SIX DAYS AGO, AFTER
DROPPING HER NEWEST SINGLE, "THIS LOVE (TAYLOR'S VERSION)," WHICH IS A SONG ORIGINALLY
FROM "1989," SHE WROTE ON INSTAGRAM THAT SHE, QUOTE, "RELIVING THE '1989' TOUR.
BUT SHE ALSO PUT A BUNCH OF MERCH CALLED "THE OLD TAYLOR COLLECTION" THAT FFEATURES
CLOTHES REFERENCING BOTH "1989" AND "SPEAK NOW." I MEAN, IT CAN'T BE ANY MORE
OBVIOUS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Tariq: YOU -- YOU KNOW
YOU'RE 47 YEARS OLD, RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT I'M 47,
JIMMY'S VERSION. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Tariq: YOU SAID IT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I SAID IT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HEY GUYS, I SAW THAT
THE MEGAMILLIONS LOTTERY HAD TO SUSPEND PAYMENTS FOR A A $86 MILLION JACKPOT, BECAUSE
OF A PRETTY COSTLY MISTAKE DURING TUESDAY'S DRAWINGS. LISTEN TO THIS
TICKET FOR TUESDAY'S DRAWING, YOU MAY WANT TO CHECK YOUR
NUMBERS AGAIN. MEGAMILLIONS SAYS THE HOST CALLED OUT THE WRONG NUMBER FOR
THE MEGABALL DURING THE LIVE DRAWING. HE SAID IT WAS A SIX, WHEN IT
WAS ACTUALLY A NINE. [ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE THE ONLY
THING THAT JOB REQUIRES IS KNOWING THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN SIXES AND NINES.
[ LAUGHTER ] "CAN YOU HOLD A PING-PONG BALL?"
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: "NO. >> Jimmy: "ALL RIGHT, WE'LL
MAKE IT EASY WE'LL JUST PUT IT IN A PLASTIC TUBE
IT'S ALL GOOD. >> Steve: NINE >> Jimmy: YEAH
THE GUY WHO THOUGHT HE WON WENT TO HIS BOSS, LIKE, "FIRST, I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE WHAT I
SUGGESTED YOU DO TO YOURSELF." [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THIS IS WILD, A WOMAN IN
INDIANA WAS HAVING A TREE REMOVED FROM HER BACKYARD WHEN SOMETHING WENT WRONG
LOOK AT THIS
>> OH!
OH >> Jimmy: WHOA >> IS THAT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DO THEY REALLY JUST ASK "THAT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN?"
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THE TRUCK DRIVER WAS LIKE, "UH, YEAH, ALL GOOD, YEAH,
EVERYTHING AS PLANNED, THAT'S PERFECT. [ LAUGHTER ]
"YEAH, THAT'S NORMAL." THAT'S SUPPSOED TO HAPPEN, REMOVING A TREE SHOULD LOOK
LIKE THE OPENING SCENE OF A "FAST AND FURIOUS" MOVIE [ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS," GUYS, HERE WE GO
* HASHTAG HASHTAGS *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NOW, WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT
A HASHTAG AND WE ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC SO, SINCE WE'RE HEADED INTO
PROM SEASON, I SENT OUT THE HASHTAG "PROMFAIL," AND I ASKED YOU GUYS TO SHARE SOME FUNNY OR
WEIRD THINGS THAT HAPPENED AT YOUR PROM. WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS
A TRENDING TOPIC, SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND NOW, I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE "PROMFAIL" TWEETS FROM YOU GUYS
THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM @JEND7512, SHE SAYS "THE BACKGROUND FOR THE PROM PHOTOS
WAS SOLID BLACK, SO ME IN MY BLACK DRESS, AND MY DATE IN HIS BLACK TUX, WERE BASICALLY
FLOATING HEADS AND HANDS." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE KIND OF CHOOL.
>> Steve: THAT SOUNDS COOL >> Jimmy: NEXT ONE'S FROM @ALLIALLIALLI33.
SHE SAYS, "THE DJ HAD HIS iPHONE CONNECTED TO HIS LAPTOP AND WOULDN'T TURN OFF
NOTIFICATION SEETINGS. EVERY TIME HE GOT A TEXT, WE HEARD A DING ON THE DANCE
FLOOR. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "BOOP!
NEXT ONE IS FROM @BOHOBEAU SHE SAYS - "I TOLD MY DATE I WAS WEARING
A RED DRESS AND TOLD HIM TO PLAN HIS OUTFIT ACCORDINGLY. HE DECIDED TO WEAR A YELLOW
SUIT." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH
>> Jimmy: "WE LOOKED LIKE KETCHUP AND MUSTARD. [ LAUGHTER ]
"EVERYONE KEPT CALLING US THE 'CONDIMENT COUPLE.'" >> Steve: OH
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: USE A CONDIMENT, EVERYBODY, USE A CONDIMENT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NEXT ONE IS FROM @CLAYDOUGHROCKS.
HE SAY, "MY GIRLFRIEND AND I BROKE UP RIGHT BEFORE MY SENIOR PROM
SHE ENDED UP NOT GOING AT ALL, SO WHEN WE WON QUEEN AND KING, MY FRIEND JUST YELLED OUT,
'THAT'S ONE LONELY CASTLE!'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT'S A GOOD JOKE
>> Steve: OH, WHY? WHY? [ LAUGHTER ]
WHY WOULD HE DO THAT >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM @SAIYANABRIEF.
SHE SAYS, "A BUNCH OF GIRLS IN MY CLASS ALL GOT SUPER PUFFY, SUPER EXPENSIVE DRESSES FROM
THE SAME PLACE BY THE END OF THE NIGHT THEY WERE STUCK SITTING TOGETHER
'CAUSE THEIR DRESSES WERE ALL FALLING APART. MEANWHILE, 18 YEARS LATER, I
STILL HAVE MY MAYBE $200 DRESS." >> OH.
>> Jimmy: HM WOW THAT ONE JUST -- >> Steve: LIKE BRAGGING.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: PEOPLE DID NOT ENJOY --
>> Steve: I DON'T THINK THEY -- I DON'T THINK THEY LIKED THAT. >> Jimmy: I THINK THE AUDIENCE
LOVED THAT ONE >> Steve: YOU THINK SO DO YOU REALLY?
OH, BECAUSE YOU THINK THEY WERE WRAPPED WITH ATTENTION THEY DIDN'T MAKE ANY NOISE
[ LAUGHTER ] SO THEY LIKE - >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY TOOK IT,
THEY GO LIKE - >> Steve: THEY TOOK IT IN. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> Steve: THEN THEY WENT, "WOW." [ LAUGHTER ]
"SHE STILL HAS HER $200 DRESS. >> Jimmy: YEAH YEAH
>> Steve: THAT'S REALLY A PROM WIN. >> Jimmy: YEAH, NOT A PROM
FAIL >> Steve: AND ALL THESE OTHER LOSER --
[ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> Jimmy: RELATE TO IT - >> Steve: RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: I CAN RELATE TO IT, BECAUSE I HAD TO BUY THAT EXPENSIVE DRESS --
>> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: AND I KEPT THAT DRESS, BUT YOU CAN NEVER WEAR
IT AGAIN >> Steve: RIGHT. BUT SHE STILL HAS HER
$200 DRESS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER
-- IN THE FACES. >> Jimmy: SHE'S JUST SAYING, LIKE, AS A JOKE.
LIKE, IT'S A JOKE. >> Steve: YOU THINK IT WAS A A JOKE
>> Jimmy: IT DOESN'T REALLY -- >> Steve: BUT DON'T JOKES ELICIT LAUGHTER FROM PEOPLE?
[ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, WHEN I WAS -- I WAS LISTENING --
>> Jimmy: NOT NECESSARILY. >> Steve: I WAS LISTENING TO YOU --
>> Jimmy: NOT NECESSARILY. YOU HEARD ME, WHEN - >> Steve: I HEARD YOU SAY IT,
AND THEN I HEARD THE AUDIENCE -- ALL RIGHT, MY FRIENDS IN THE AUDIENCE, NOT
RESPOND AT ALL, 'CAUSE THEY'RE GOING LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ]
"HMM." I WISH, CAN WE REPLAY THAT CAN WE REPLAY THAT
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, I DON'T WANT TO REPLAY IT >> Steve: LET'S JUST SEE IT.
LET'S JUST SEE IT REAL QUICK CAN WE SEE IT REAL QUICK >> Jimmy: SHE SAYS -- "A BUNCH
OF GIRLS IN MY CLASS ALL GOT SUPER PUFFY, SUPER EXPENSIVE DRESSES FROM THE SAME PLACE.
BY THE END OF THE NIGHT THEY WERE STUCK SITTING TOGETHER 'CAUSE THEIR DRESSES WERE ALL
FALLING APART. MEANWHILE, 18 YEARS LATER, I STILL HAVE MY
MAYBE $200 DRESS." >> OH. >> Jimmy: HM
WOW, THAT ONE JUST - >> Steve: RAGGED [ LAUGHTER ]
I HEARD A COUPLE, "OH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT WASN'T COMPLETE
SILENCE. >> Steve: NO, IT WAS NOT COMPLETE SILENCE
IT WAS LIKE, "OH." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OR -
>> Jimmy: "ANYONE HERE FROM DELAWARE?" >> Steve: YEAH
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO I HEARD THAT
WELL - THIS LAST ONE HERE IS FROM @LMHKSU.
SHE SAYS, "MY DAUGHTER AND HER FRIENDS THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO TAKE PICTURES IN THE
RAINFOREST AT OUR ZOO. THIS IS THE MOMENT A BIRD DECIDED TO FLY RIGHT AT THEM."
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] LOOK AT THIS LOOK AT -- ZOOM IN
HEY! [ LAUGHTER ] THOSE ARE OUR "TONIGHT SHOW
HASHTAGS." CHECK OUT MORE OF MY FAVORITES, GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT POST MALONE IS HERE!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HOWIE MANDEL IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM ARCADE FIRE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
STICK AROUND, WE'RE PLAYING A NEW GAME WITH POST MALONE WHEN WE COME BACK.
COME ON, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ INDISCERNIBLE *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A FUN NEW
GAME, BUT FIRST I'M GOING TO NEED SOME HELP HIS NEW ALBUM "12 KARAT
TOOTHACHE" IS OUT JUNE 3RD AND HE'S THE MUSICAL GUEST THIS WEEKEND ON "SATURDAY NIGHT
LIVE." PLEASE WELCOME POST MALONE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I MISSED YOU DUDE. >> I MISSED YOU TOO JIMMY. >> Jimmy: I MISSED YOU BUD
COME ON. THAT'S MY DUDE RIGHT THERE, POST MALONE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S MY MAN. COME ON, BUD
HOW YOU DOING, BUD >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR BEING HERE
POST, WE'RE GOING TO PLAY A GAME CALLED POINT TURN SIP >> YOU GOT IT.
>> Jimmy: HERE WE GO
* POINT
TURN * * SIP POINT TURN AND SIP *
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. BASICALLY IT'S A GAME PEOPLE PLAY ON TIKTOK
IT'S A DRINKING GAME WHERE I EITHER SWIPE LEFT, RIGHT, UP, OR DOWN.
AND YOU MOVE YOUR HEAD LEFT, RIGHT, UP, OR DOWN IF WE MATCH, YOU DRINK
IF WE DON'T, I DRINK OKAY, WE'RE GOING TO SIP BEERS AND SINCE YOU'RE A BRAND
AMBASSADOR, WHOEVER TAKES MORE SIPS EACH ROUND GETS TO DO A A SHOT OF JAEGER
>> WHAT? >> Jimmy: YEAH, A A LITTLE JAEGER RIGHT THERE. OKAY, HERE WE GO
LET'S START THIS I'M GOING TO GO FIRST. OKAY
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: LET'S GET INTO THE POSITION RIGHT HERE.
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ROOTS WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.
>> AND I'M TRYING TO MATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING - >> Jimmy: YOU'RE TRYING TO NOT
MATCH. >> NOT MATCH >> Jimmy: NOT MATCH.
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: READY? *
[ LAUGHTER ] * >> I'VE ALREADY WON --
[ LAUGHTER ] * >> NO!
YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS GAME, JIMMY. [ BUZZER ]
>> Jimmy: FANTASTIC. ALL RIGHT, 2-2 >> ALL RIGHT, THAT'S PRETTY
GOOD >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT BAD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> TIME OUT. THAT'S NOT -- YOU SEE WHAT'S UP
>> Jimmy: WELL, I SHOULD DO A SHOT I FORGOT, I HAVE TO DO THIS.
>> WAIT -- OH, WAIT. WE BOTH GET TO DO IT >> Jimmy: OH, WE TIED.
>> HEY, ALL RIGHT. >> Jimmy: GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUD >> YEAH, WE DID --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOO-HOO. WOOF WOOF.
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO BUD. >> YOU GOT IT JIMMY. >> Jimmy: NEXT ROUND, IT'S UP
TO YOU, BUD. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. YOU DO IT.
* * [ LAUGHTER ]
>> THERE IT IS * [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: DUDE -- YOU DRINK. OH, SORRY. [ BUZZER ]
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO HAVE TO DO A DRINK
>> I WAS DANCING I WAS -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, I WAS INTO THE
GROOVE RIGHT THERE DID I GET THE LEAD THERE YEAH, I THINK -- I WON THAT
ONE. SO, YOU TAKE THE SHOT, BUD >> OH, I FORGOT TO SIP, TOO.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU FORGOT THE SIP AND THE SHOT THERE YOU GO
THAT'S FOR YOU, BUD. >> YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS GAME. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU.
I'M PRETTY MUCH A PRO, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] [ AIR HORN ] DO YOU KNOW WHAT
THE AIR HORN MEANS >> OF COURSE >> Jimmy: PARTY, FIRST OF ALL.
PARTY SOMEWHERE. >> Jimmy: IT ALSO MEANS IT'S TIME FOR THE BONUS ROUND
[ LAUGHTER ] >> OF COURSE >> Jimmy: YEAH
AND FOR THIS LAST ROUND, WE'RE GOING TO UP THE STAKES AND WE'RE GOING TO DO ALTERNATE
POINTING AND HEAD TURNING AS FAST AS WE CAN >> ALL RIGHT
>> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO DO A LOT OF DRINKING HERE ALL RIGHT.
FIRST OF ALL, I WANT TO SAY I LOVE YOU [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU'RE MY FAVORITE DUDE. YOU MY FAVORITE -- >> I LOVE YOU TOO MAN.
[ DRUNKEN BABBLING ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO
I'LL POINT FIRST ROOTS, WHENEVER YOU'RE READY *
[ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: WAIT, WHAT AM I DOING?
>> AH, OKAY. [ BUZZER ] >> Jimmy: I WON, YES
>> WHAT THE HELL - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY THE
WAY TO DO IT HOW DID I DO IT LIKE THAT? >> WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS FOR YOU, BUD. >> JIMMY WAS SO QUICK TO PUSH
THIS RIGHT UP IN FRONT OF ME HE GOES, "DON'T FORGET ABOUT THIS, MAN.
>> Jimmy: I'LL DO ONE, I'LL DO ONE. I KNOW -- I'LL DO ONE WITH YOU
JUST CAUSE IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
POST MALONE RIGHT THERE. I LOVE A GOOD JAEGERMEISTER. STICK AROUND WITH MORE POST
AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
>> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A NINE-TIME GRAMMY NOMINATED
ARTIST HIS NEW ALBUM, "12 KARAT TOOTHACHE" IS OUT JUNE 3rd
AND THIS WEEKEND, HE'S THE MUSICAL GUEST ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" WITH HOST
SELENA GOMEZ PLEASE WELCOME MY PAL, POST MALONE.
* *
>> Jimmy: SMOOTH, COME ON NOW. GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUD >> GOOD TO SEE YOU, JIMMY B.
>> Jimmy: WE GOT TO -- WE GOT TO CATCH UP, MY FRIEND >> YES, SIR.
>> Jimmy: FIRST OF ALL, CONGRATULATIONS. I HEARD THAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE
A DAD. >> THAT'S VERY TRUE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU. THANK YOU, VERY MUCH >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU
ARE YOU PREPARING? ARE YOU READING THE BOOKS? ARE YOU -- PRACTICING DIAPERS?
SWADDLING? >> THE MOST IMPORTANT THING AND, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE ASK ME,
LIKE, "OH, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE AS A DAD? OR, LIKE, "WHAT DO YOU -
" I JUST -- KINDNESS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING FOR ME. SO THAT'S WHAT -
THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING. >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT
YOU DON'T NEED TO READ ANY BOOKS -- >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND YOU ALSO HAVE MOM TO HELP YOU OUT. >> VERY MUCH SO.
[ LAUGHTER ] VERY MUCH SO, YEAH >> Jimmy: YOUR CAREER HAS
SKYROCKETED. I'M HAPPY FOR EVERY SINGLE THING, ALL YOUR SUCCESS.
AND I SAW, LIKE, WHEN YOU FIRST STARTED OUT, YOU WENT -- YOU HAD A YOUTUBE CHANNEL.
YOU STARTED A YOUTUBE CHANNEL. >> YES, SIR. >> Jimmy: UNDER YOUR NAME WHICH
IS AUSTIN RICHARD? >> AUSTIN RICHARD POST, YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT
AND DID HE HAVE ANY HITS DID YOU THINK AUSTIN RICHARD'S GOING TO TAKE OFF?
>> I HAD NO HITS I THINK IT WAS JUST -- IT WAS LIKE ME AND MY
GIRLFRIEND AT THE TIME, AND PROBABLY, LIKE, MY DAD THEY WERE LIKE, "THREE HITS?
THIS IS REALLY GOOD. [ LAUGHTER ] "WE GOT THREE PEOPLE WHO LIKE
THIS?" >> Jimmy: "WOW, WE'RE VIRAL. WHAT WERE YOU DOING?
WHAT SONGS OR WHAT -- ORIGINALS OR COVERS >> NO, IT WAS A BUNCH OF -
MY ORIGINAL PLAN WAS -- RIGHT. I THINK I WAS 16 -- SOMETHING. BUT I WAS LIKE -- I'M GOING TO
DO A BUNCH OF COVERS AND WE'RE GOING TO SEE IF ANYBODY LIKES THEM AND -
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW, WE DID SOME BOB DYLAN, AND I THINK THAT'S
JUST ABOUT IT. BUT I RECORDED A BUNCH THAT I NEVER UPLOADED
BUT -- >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP.
>> SURE, SURE, SURE. >> Jimmy: HERE'S TEENAGE POST MALONE.
AKA AUSTIN RICHARD COVERING BOB DYLAN. TAKE A LOOK.
THERE WAS SOMETHIN YOU WOULD DO OR SAY *
* TO TRY AND MAKE M CHANGE MY MIND AND STAY *
* WE NEVER DID TOO MUCH TALKING ANYWAY * * BUT DON'T THINK TWICE
THAT'S ALL RIGHT * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT WAS A HOME RUN,
MAN. >> I -- I'VE NEVER BEEN SUED IN THOSE VIDEOS
I WAS LIKE, "LIFE IS EASY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, MAN. OF COURSE, YEAH.
I KNOW YOU'RE A BIG DYLAN FAN, RIGHT? >> YES, SIR.
VERY MUCH, SO. >> Jimmy: DON'T YOU HAVE A A TATTOO OF BOB DYLAN?
>> I DO RIGHT HERE I THINK ON -- THIS ARM RIGHT HERE
>> Jimmy: YEAH HAVE YOU EVER MET BOB DYLAN? >> I HAVE NOT MET BOB DYLAN.
BUT WE HAVE BEEN - I DON'T KNOW I'M AT MUCH LIBERTY TO DISCUSS
>> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S GOOD. WE LIKE THAT >> WE'VE BEEN CHATTING
>> Jimmy: YOU'VE BEEN CHATTING >> YEAH, WE'VE CHATTED >> Jimmy: SO HE SLID INTO YOUR
DM'S >> YEAH, HE KIND OF SLID INTO MY DM'S.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE'S THE BEST. HE'S SO FUN.
>> NO, IT'S INCREDIBLE I DON'T KNOW IT'S JUST -- YOU KNOW --
VERY MUCH SO -- JUST GROWING UP AND -- AND LISTENING TO MUSIC AND
EVERY MUSIC -- HE'S ALWAYS JUST BEEN -- A A VOICE IN MY HEAD
ALWAYS JUST APPRECIATED THE MUSIC AND APPRECIATED THE SONGWRITING.
>> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, I WANT TO SAY, I KNOW YOU'RE A PARTNER WITH JAGERMEISTER.
>> YES, SIR. >> Jimmy: AND YOU KNOW I'M A A FAN OF THE JAEGER.
LOOK AT THIS >> IS A JAEGER - >> Jimmy: TO JIMMY, FROM POSTY
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, BUD. >> IT'S GOING RIGHT ON THE
FREEZER, JIMMY >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, THAT'S MY JAM.
>> OH, NO. ON THE FREEZER - >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY JAM, DUDE.
IN ALL MY FREEZERS, THAT'S A A STAPLE I HAVE TO HAVE THAT THERE.
>> VERY MUCH SO. >> Jimmy: IT IS -- WHAT IS THE #SAVETHENIGHT.
>> YOU KNOW, IT'S INTERESTING BECAUSE WE'VE ALL BEEN IN SUCH A WEIRD SPOT
THERE WERE A LOT OF VENUES, A LOT OF THINGS THAT WERE, YOU KNOW, HAVING A ROUGH GO AT IT.
AND, YOU KNOW, THE WHOLE "SAVE THE NIGHT" THING WAS TO, YOU KNOW, TRY AND HELP OUT IN
ANYWAY WE CAN. >> Jimmy: YEAH AND ALL THOSE STRUGGLING VENUES
OUT THERE, AND EVERYONE, WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND ALL THE PEOPLE THAT WORK
THERE AND EVERYONE - >> VERY MUCH SO. >> Jimmy: WE LOVE YOU AND WE
NEED YOU SO, YEAH >> VERY MUCH SO.
>> Jimmy: HASHTAG -- >> IT'S NICE TO HAVE MUSIC BACK
IT'S NICE TO HAVE MUSIC BACK >> Jimmy: #SAVETHENIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
BRING UP -- YEAH GET SOME MONEY FOR THOSE SMALL BUSINESSES AND VENUES.
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW ALBUM. >> SURE.
>> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT A NEW ALBUM! >> THAT'S TRUE
>> Jimmy: DUDE, I'M SO EXCITED [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "12 KARAT TOOTHACHE" -
>> YES, SIR. >> Jimmy: IS THE NAME OF THE ALBUM.
DO YOU HAVE 12 KARAT >> I THINK SO. >> Jimmy: OKAY
>> I HAVEN'T DONE -- I HAVEN'T WEIGHED THEM >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> SO THEY COULD JUST BE LYING TO ME. >> Jimmy: CAN YOU DO A SMILE
BECAUSE I THINK YOU HAVE NEW -- YEAH WOW, IT LOOKS GREAT.
DO -- DO YOU STARE AT IT DO YOU LOOK AT YOUR TEETH? >> I DON'T -
IT'S SO WEIRD. I'M SUCH A STRANGE-LOOKING INDIVIDUAL
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE EVERY TIME I LOOK IN THE MIRROR, I DON'T NOTICE
ANYTHING BUT THEN I'LL HAVE A COUPLE JAEGERS.
OR WE'LL PLAY, YOU KNOW THE POINT GAME AND I'LL LOOK IN THE MIRROR,
AND I'LL BE LIKE, "DUDE, YOU'RE SUCH A WEIRD GUY." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NO, NO YOU'RE NOT, MAN. WHAT'S THE VIBE OF THIS ALBUM?
"12 KARATS." >> IT'S SUPER -- I DON'T KNOW. IT'S SUPER INTERESTING
IT'S A SUPER STRANGE THING FOR THE LONGEST TIME, I LOST MY PASSION FOR MAKING MUSIC
MY -- YOU KNOW, I'VE LOST -- I LOST THAT DRIVE. >> Jimmy: SURE
>> BUT THEN, THERE WAS THIS MOMENT ONE MOMENT THAT SNAPPED.
CAUSE IT'S BEEN THREE YEARS, JUST ABOUT AND ONE MOMENT, THAT SNAPPED
AND SAID "YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS IS WHY I'M HERE AND -- THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO
DO THIS IS WHAT I WAS MEANT TO DO AND WAS MAKE -- MEDIUM MUSIC
FOR PEOPLE TO ENJOY. AND -- >> Jimmy: NO, NO, I SAY
MEDIUM-WELL. >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH JUST LIKE -- EVERYBODY LOVES
THEIR STEAKS MEDIUM-WELL [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: MEDIUM WELL -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU'RE MUSICAL GUEST ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" THIS
WEEKEND. >> SURE. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU EXCITED?
I MEAN, I KNOW -- YOU'RE A BIG FAN OF COMEDY. WHEN WE HUNG OUT, YOU KNOW MORE
COMEDY STUFF THAN I DO >> THAT'S NOT TRUE >> Jimmy: NO
>> YOU'RE THE FUNNIEST GUY I KNOW >> Jimmy: NO, COME ON, BUD
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER [ LAUGHTER ]
WE'D LOVE TO SEE YOU ANY TIME YOU'RE ON ANYTHING, BUD. AND CONGRATS ON THE ALBUM,
JUNE 3rd IT'S CALLED "12 KARAT TOOTHACHE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S POST MALONE WATCH HIM THIS WEEKEND ON
"SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." WE'LL BE BACK WITH HOWIE MANDEL
COME ON BACK MY MAN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST HOSTS THE NEW SERIES "B.S. THE GAME
SHOW," WHICH IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX HE ALSO RETURNS AS A JUDGE ON
THE NEW SEASON OF "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT," WHICH PREMIERES MAY 31st AT 8:00 P.M. RIGHT
HERE ON NBC. PLEASE WELCOME HOWIE MANDEL.
* >> WOW WHAT A DAY
I GOT TO JUST SAY. I GOT HERE EARLY AND I GOT TO MEET POST MALONE.
HE HAS BEEN SUCH AN INFLUENCE ON ME. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND JUST TO SPEND QUALITY TIME WITH THAT GUY, OH, MY GOSH >> Jimmy: YOU'RE A BIG FAN
>> YOU HAVE NO IDEA. >> Jimmy: NO, WE HAVE AN -- I THINK WE HAVE AN IDEA.
>> NO, YOU DON'T POST MALONE MEANS SO MUCH TO ME
I ADORE HIM. AND HE IS JUST -- PEOPLE THINK HOW CAN HE INFLUENCE YOU
AND HE DOES. >> Jimmy: HE DOES. IT'S GOOD TO FIND OUT.
YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW. YOU LOOK GREAT HOW WAS THE PANDEMIC
ROUGH? [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, I'LL BE HONEST WITH
YOU. I HAD COVID. I GOT COVID.
>> Jimmy: I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU GOT COVID. >> BECAUSE I GO NOWHERE, I'M A
A GERMOPHOBE, BUT I WON -- "A.G.T." WON THE KIDS' CHOICE AWARDS
THEY MADE ME GO TO THE KIDS' CHOICE AWARDS. AND A LOT OF PEOPLE GET SLIMED
I WENT VIRAL [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LITERALLY, YEAH.
>> BUT I DIDN'T FEEL -- I GOT VAXXED AND BOOSTED THE HARDEST THING FOR ME WAS TO
BE LOCKED IN THE ROOM. I WAS LOCKED -- I WAS QUARANTINED.
>> Jimmy: OF COURSE, YOU HAVE TO >> SO I DID THE STICK-AND-POKE,
AND I FIGURED THAT'S WHAT THIS IS I DID IT TO MYSELF
>> Jimmy: YOU SELF-BOOSTERED >> I SELF-BOOSTERED MYSELF YOU KNOW WHAT WAS WEIRD,
THOUGH MY WIFE, WHO TAKES LOVELY CARE OF ME.
I LOVE HER I'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR 42 YEARS SAID, "YOU GOT TO QUARANTINE
FOR 10 DAYS. SO FOR 10 DAYS LOCKED IN A ROOM
NOBODY, DID NOTHING BY MYSELF. AND THEN I GOT OUT, AND I READ THE CDC SAID FIVE DAYS
MY WIFE -- [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT >> NOT FUNNY YOU KNOW WHAT I REALIZED
WE'VE BEEN MARRIED 42 YEARS. AND I SPENT MOST OF MY LIFE ON THE ROAD AND TRAVELING
UP UNTIL COVID I WAS DOING LIKE 200 LIVE DATES A YEAR. SO THE THRILL WAS NOT HAVING ME
THERE. SO THE FACT THAT I WAS THERE, SHE IMPOSED A QUARANTINE
EVERY DAY, I WOULD GET UP, AND I WAS GOING CRAZY. BUT SHE LOCKED ME IN THE ROOM,
AND I COULD OPEN THE DOOR AND THERE WAS A LITTLE COOKIE. I PLAYED HIDE-AND-GO-SEEK
ALONE. ALONE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S EXCITING. DID YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF >> NOT ONCE.
AND IT'S BECAUSE I USED THE SAME HIDING PLACE TWICE. [ LAUGHTER ]
JUST ALONE IN THE ROOM JUST GOING "OLLIE OLLIE HOME FREE." >> Jimmy: I WANT TO ASK
ABOUT -- I KNOW YOU HAVE SO MANY THINGS GOING ON, BUT ONE I REALLY ENJOY IS THIS PODCAST
THAT YOU STARTED WITH YOUR DAUGHTER >> MY DAUGHTER,
JACQUELINE SHULTZ. I DO A PODCAST -- BECAUSE I WAS LOCKED IN AT THE BEGINNING OF
THE PANDEMIC AND SHE WOULDN'T COME SEE ME BECAUSE I'M OLD. NO, BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T ALLOWED
TO BE WITH PEOPLE OVER 60. >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT >> SO SHE WOULD PHONE ME, AND
WOULD DO PRANK CALLS AND WE WOULD SPEND HOURS -- AND WE WOULD DO CHALLENGES
AND I WOULD CALL MY FRIENDS. AND MY WIFE CAME IN AND SAID, "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
AND I GO, "JUST BECAUSE IT'S FUN. AND SHE SAID,"RECORD IT.
SO THAT BECAME MY PODCAST. "HOWIE MANDEL DOES STUFF," AND IT'S WITH MY DAUGHTER.
[ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> AWW [ LAUGHTER ]
THIS WEEK, YOU KNOW, BILL BURR, JIM JEFFRIES -- EVERYBODY COMES BY AND DOES IT
AND IT'S JUST -- WILL YOU DO IT >> Jimmy: OF COURSE, I'LL DO
IT YEAH, I WOULD LOVE TO. I'D DO ANYTHING FOR
HOWIE MANDEL >> REALLY? >> Jimmy: YES.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THAT IS SO GREAT. >> Jimmy: LET'S GO GET A TATTOO
AFTER THE SHOW AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT >> I WILL GLADLY STICK AND POKE
YOU. >> Jimmy: OH, THANK YOU. >> IF YOU'RE JUST TUNING IN,
THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT >> Jimmy: YEAH BUT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT IT EARLIER
LET'S TALK ABOUT "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT" FIRST. THAT'S MAY 31st ON NBC
THAT'S OUR BIG NBC SHOW. >> AND WE'RE ALL BACK. >> Jimmy: EVERYONE IS BACK
>> EVERYBODY IS BACK SIMON IS BACK. SOFIA IS BACK.
HEIDI IS BACK. TERRY CREWS IS BACK. SIMON IS BACK ON THE BIKE.
WHICH HE SHOULDN'T BE. >> Jimmy: NO >> NO.
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS FRIGHTENING ENOUGH >> HE'S FALLEN OFF TWICE
>> Jimmy: TWICE? >> TWICE HE BROKE HIS BACK.
HE BROKE HIS ARM HE HAD A CONCUSSION, AND THEN HE GOT ENGAGED
[ LAUGHTER ] HE'S REGISTERED AT TARGET IF ANYBODY WANTS TO GET THEM
SOMETHING. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IS HE A TARGET GUY
>> NO, I WAS JUST JOKING >> Jimmy: OH GOOD, YEAH. LET'S TALK ABOUT "B.S.
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: IT'S STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON NETFLIX
I CAN'T SAY THE ACTUAL TITLE >> NO, YOU CAN'T IT'S MY FAVORITE SHOW IN THE
WORLD. IT REALLY IS BECAUSE THEY SAID, "DO A TRIVIA
SHOW." I SAID, "I HATE TRIVIA I KNOW NOTHING."
BUT THE KEY IS, YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNOW THE ANSWERS, YOU JUST HAVE TO BE ABLE TELL IF THE
PERSON IS LYING. IF YOU CAN LIE, IF YOU CAN B.S. AND CONVINCE ONE PERSON
THE ANSWER IS RIGHT, YOU STILL WIN THE MONEY. WE GAVE AWAY MILLIONS OF
DOLLARS TO IDIOTS WHO KNEW NOTHING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: YES, FINALLY >> THAT'S ON NETFLIX >> Jimmy: NETFLIX SAID, "YEAH,
PERFECT. I LIKE THIS IDEA FOR A SHOW. >> IT IS
>> Jimmy: IT'S FUN >> DO YOU B.S. >> Jimmy: I COULD PLAY
I COULD PROBABLY WIN A LOT OF MONEY. >> REALLY?
I THINK THE BEST THINGS I'VE GOTTEN IN LIFE IS BECAUSE I B.S.'D
BECAUSE I LIED >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M ACTUALLY A A TERRIBLE LIAR.
>> ARE YOU >> Jimmy: I'M REALLY BAD >> I'M SO GOOD AT LYING.
>> Jimmy: BUT I'M GOOD AT TRIVIA, SO I MIGHT BE GOOD AT THIS GAME.
>> THE TRIVIA IS REAL HARD YOU DON'T WATCH THE SHOW FOR TRIVIA
YOU WATCH THE SHOW TO WATCH THEIR FACE LIKE POKER, TO SAY, "THIS PERSON KNOWS NOTHING
THIS IS BULL." AND IF YOU CAN CALL THEM OUT IF EVERYBODY CALLS BULL ON THE
PERSON AND THERE ACTUALLY IS BULL, THEN THEY'RE OUT BUT IF THEY CAN CONVINCE ONE
PERSON, THEN THEY WIN THE MONEY. >> Jimmy: IT'S CALLED "B.S. THE
GAME SHOW. >> I WROTE IT RIGHT HERE >> Jimmy: HERE IS HOWIE MANDEL
[ LAUGHTER ] >> I ACTUALLY TOOK SCIENCE, AND I --
AND I -- [ BLEEP ] SORRY -- UM - UM -
* THE ANSWER'S BOMBOLONI SORRY.
I KNOW THAT FOR A FACT >> AND HE TOOK SCIENCE >> YES, I TOOK SCIENCE
BOMBOLONI. >> HE LOVES BOMBOLONI, AND HE TOOK SCIENCE
[ APPLAUSE ] >> WAS HE LYING? WAS HE BULL?
>> Jimmy: THAT MIGHT BE THE WORST LIAR >> THAT WAS THE WORST.
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS THE WORST LIAR >> I DON'T MEAN TO SAY -- WE
CAN'T EVEN SAY THE NAME OF THE SHOW I'M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY IT.
RIGHT? >> Jimmy: YOU CAN SAY IT, WE CAN'T AIR IT
BUT SURE, SAY IT >> YOU KNOW WHAT AND THEY EVEN CHANGED THE NAME
IT WASN'T ALWAYS CALLED "B.S." >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS IT CALLED >> THIS [ BLEEP ] SHOW
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] HOWIE MANDEL, EVERYBODY.
CHECK OUT "B.S. -- I'M HAPPY TO DO IT WITH THIS ONE.
"B.S. THE GAME SHOW," NOW ON NETFLIX. ARCADE FIRE PERFORMS AFTER THE
BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: GET READY FOR THIS OUR NEXT GUESTS KICK OFF THEIR
WORLD TOUR LATER THIS SUMMER PERFORMING "RABBIT HOLE" FROM THEIR NEW ALBUM "WE.
GIVE IT UP FOR ARCADE FIRE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * HEAVEN IS SO COLD I DON'T WANNA GO FATHER IN HEAVENS *
* SLEEPING SOMEBODY DELET ME HARDY HAR-HAR CHINESE THROWING STAR *
* LAMBORGHINI COUNTAC MASERATI SPORTS CA RABBIT HOLE, YEAH *
* PLASTIC SOUL, YEA IT'S A REAL RABBIT HOL YEAH RABBIT HOLE *
* YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH * *
AND WE WERE BORN IN IT * * BLOWING ON THE CARTRIDG OF KID ICARUS BORN INT
THE ABYSS NEW PHONE * * WHO'S THIS A SILVER THREA A FRENCH KIS
ARCADIA APOCALYPSE * * RABBIT HOLE PLASTIC SOUL
RABBIT HOLE, YEAH * * RABBIT HOLE YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
RABBIT HOLE * * PLASTIC SOU IT'S A REAL RABBIT HOL
YEAH RABBIT HOLE * * YEAH, YEAH, YEAH * *
* FELL ASLEEP TO TH TELEVISION YEAH * * WAKE UP SLEEPYHEAD, YEA
ACROPOLIS IS BURNING, YEAH POSTER OVER YOUR BED, YEAH * * RABBIT HOLE
PLASTIC SOUL DOWN WE GO, YEAH * * RABBIT HOLE, YEAH
YEAH, YEAH * * * NOTHING EVER CA
REPLACE IT WHEN IT'S GONE * * YOU CAN STILL TASTE I GOING ON THIS TRIP
TOGETHER RABBIT HOLE GOES * * ON FOREVER NOTHING EVER CAN REPLACE IT WHEN IT'S GON
YOU CAN STILL TASTE IT * * GOING ON THIS TRI TOGETHER RABBIT HOLE GOE
ON FOREVER 'TIL THE WORLD * * IS MADE WHOLE ONE BODY, ONE SOUL
'TIL THE WORLD IS MADE * * WHOLE ONE BOD ONE SOUL, YEAH
TIL THE WORL IS MADE WHOLE * * ONE BODY ONE SOUL
'TIL THE WORLD IS MADE WHOLE ONE BODY ONE SOUL * * NOTHING EVER CAN REPLAC
IT WHEN IT'S GONE YOU CA STILL TASTE IT * * GOING ON THIS TRI
TOGETHER RABBIT HOLE GOE ON FOREVER NOTHING EVER * * CAN REPLACE I
WHEN IT'S GONE YOU CAN STILL TASTE IT * * GOING ON THIS TRI
TOGETHER RABBIT HOLE GOE ON FOREVER NOTHING EVER * * CAN REPLACE I
RABBIT HOLE, YEA WHEN IT'S GONE YOU CAN * * STILL TASTE I
PLASTIC SOUL, YEAH GOING ON THIS TRIP * * TOGETHER RABBIT HOL
YEAH, RABBIT HOL RABBIT HOLE GOES ON FOREVE YEAH, YEAH, YEAH *
* NOTHING EVER CAN REPLAC IT RABBIT HOLE, YEAH WHEN IT'S GONE YOU CAN *
* STILL TASTE I PLASTIC SOUL, YEAH GOING ON THIS TRIP *
* TOGETHER TO NEW RABBI HOLE, YEAH, RABBIT HOLE * * RABBIT HOLE GOES ON
FOREVER YEAH, YEAH, YEAH * * GONE FOREVE GONE FOREVER *
*
>> Jimmy: ARCADE FIRE!
"WE," IS OUT NOW WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO POST MALONE, HOWIE MANDEL,
ARCADE FIRE, ONCE AGAIN. "WE" IS THE ALBUM. OF COURSE THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE
FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA HELLO, ROOTS
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE