1 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:13,179 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:13,179 --> 00:00:20,520 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:23,890 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - POST MALONE, 4 00:00:23,890 --> 00:00:29,496 HOWIE MANDEL MUSICAL GUEST ARCADE FIRE, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:29,496 --> 00:00:35,535 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1652 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:40,473 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:41,641 --> 00:00:45,445 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:45,445 --> 00:01:02,696 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:06,433 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 10 00:01:06,433 --> 00:01:09,602 THAT'S A CROWD THAT IS A CROWD RIGHT THERE, A A GREAT NEW YORK CITY CROWD. 11 00:01:09,602 --> 00:01:12,439 WELCOME, EVERYBODY ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, 12 00:01:12,439 --> 00:01:15,175 WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW" EVERYONE YOU'RE HERE, YOU MADE IT 13 00:01:15,175 --> 00:01:19,979 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS 14 00:01:19,979 --> 00:01:23,483 WELL GUYS, LAST NIGHT IN CHICAGO, PRESIDENT BIDEN SPOKE AT A FUNDRAISER, AND HE DECIDED 15 00:01:23,483 --> 00:01:28,088 TO KICK IT OFF WITH A SHOUTOUT TO HIS HOME STATE OF DELAWARE. LET'S SEE THAT ONE 16 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:28,121 TO HIS HOME STATE OF DELAWARE. LET'S SEE THAT ONE 17 00:01:31,291 --> 00:01:36,162 ANYBODY FROM DELAWARE? HOLLAR LOUDLY MAN. 18 00:01:36,162 --> 00:01:44,571 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THE EQUIVALENT OF A DRUMMER TOSSING HIS 19 00:01:44,571 --> 00:01:47,507 DRUMSTICKS INTO THE CROWD AND THEN HEARING THEM HIT THE GROUND, LIKE, CLICK, CLICK, 20 00:01:47,507 --> 00:01:51,578 CLICK. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, EXACTLY. 21 00:01:51,578 --> 00:01:55,949 "DELAWARE -- IS DELAWARE IN THE HOUSE >> Steve: OH 22 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:58,551 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHO IS HE, D.J. JAZZY SCOOTER? 23 00:01:58,551 --> 00:02:02,722 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT TODAY BIDEN IS BACK IN WASHINGTON WHERE HE HOSTED A -- 24 00:02:02,722 --> 00:02:07,093 CO-HOSTED A VIRTUAL COVID SUMMIT THE FACT THAT THE SUMMIT WAS 25 00:02:07,093 --> 00:02:10,797 HELD VIRTUALLY PRETTY MUCH TELLS YOU HOW WE'RE DOING IN THE FIGHT AGAINST COVID. 26 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:15,602 [ LAUGHTER ] THE U.S. CO-HOSTED A SUMMIT WITH GERMANY, INDONESIA, 27 00:02:15,602 --> 00:02:18,905 SENEGAL, AND BELIZE. GOOD, ALL THE HEAVY HITTERS ARE IN ON THIS 28 00:02:18,905 --> 00:02:27,414 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT BIDEN IS SERIOUS ABOUT TACKLING THE PANDEMIC, THAT'S 29 00:02:27,414 --> 00:02:29,949 WHY TODAY HE ANNOUNCED THE NEW HEAD OF HIS COVID TASKFORCE, PATTI LuPONE 30 00:02:29,949 --> 00:02:30,283 PATTI LuPONE [ LAUGHTER ] 31 00:02:31,618 --> 00:02:32,218 THEATER. 32 00:02:32,218 --> 00:02:36,823 THAT IS THE RULE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO FOLLOW THE RULE, GET THE [ BLEEP ] OUT! 33 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:42,295 >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH 34 00:02:42,295 --> 00:02:48,101 HEY, LISTEN TO THIS GUYS, MODERNA HAS FIRED THEIR NEW CFO AFTER JUST ONE DAY ON THE JOB. 35 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:51,137 YEP, THEY THOUGHT HE WAS MODERNA QUALITY, BUT IT TURNS OUT HE WAS MORE OF 36 00:02:51,137 --> 00:02:54,407 JOHNSON & JOHNSON MATERIAL [ LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 37 00:02:54,407 --> 00:02:57,477 FIRED ON DAY ONE HE BASICALLY WALKED IN WITH A BOX OF HIS THINGS, AND JUST 38 00:02:57,477 --> 00:03:00,914 TURNED AROUND AND WALKED OUT [ LAUGHTER ] AT HIS FAREWELL PARTY, HE WAS 39 00:03:00,914 --> 00:03:05,051 LIKE, "I REALLY ENJOY THE 27 MINUTES I SPENT WITH ALL OF YOU. 40 00:03:05,051 --> 00:03:08,054 APPARENTLY THE BOSS WALKED IN ON HIM LYING BACK IN HIS CHAIR, TOSSING SYRINGES UP, TRYING TO 41 00:03:08,054 --> 00:03:14,060 GET THEM STUCK IN THE CEILING. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HIS LINKEDIN PROFILE NOW SAYS, 42 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:19,065 "START DATE, MAY 9th, 2022 END DATE, LUNCHTIME. [ LAUGHTER ] 43 00:03:19,065 --> 00:03:22,969 HEY, GUYS, THIS IS BIG ASTRONOMERS JUST REVEALED THE FIRST IMAGE OF A BLACK HOLE -- 44 00:03:22,969 --> 00:03:25,472 THE BLACK HOLE IN THE CENTER OF OUR GALAXY LOOK AT THIS, CHECK THIS OUT 45 00:03:25,472 --> 00:03:28,842 YEAH THAT'S EITHER A BLACK HOLE, OR SOMEONE ATE A CHEETO AND 46 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:33,546 TOUCHED THE TELESCOPE LENS [ LAUGHTER ] WELL GUYS, IT'S BEEN A ROUGH 47 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:38,151 WEEK FOR THE STOCK MARKET. AND I SAW THAT APPLE STOCK IS DOWN ALMOST 10%. 48 00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:40,453 YEAH, THEY'RE GETTING HIT HARD, SO I THOUGHT MAYBE I'D CHECK IN WITH SIRI TO SEE HOW IT'S 49 00:03:40,453 --> 00:03:43,490 GOING. HEY SIRI, ARE YOU THERE? >> WHY DON'T YOU GO ASK THAT 50 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:50,096 BITCH ALEXA. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WHOA - 51 00:03:50,096 --> 00:03:53,466 >> Jimmy: CAUGHT YOU AT A BAD TIME >> Steve: WOW. 52 00:03:53,466 --> 00:03:57,504 >> Jimmy: MEANWHILE, I READ THAT PARTY CITY'S STOCK HAS CRASHED, BECAUSE THEY HAD TO 53 00:03:57,504 --> 00:04:01,875 PAY SO MUCH MORE FOR THE HELIUM IN THEIR BALLOONS. YEAH 54 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:04,644 WE ACTUALLY HAVE FOOTAGE OF THE MEETING THEY HAD EARLIER TODAY LOOK AT THIS 55 00:04:04,644 --> 00:04:04,678 MEETING THEY HAD EARLIER TODAY LOOK AT THIS 56 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:09,616 LATEST REVENUE PROJECTIONS >> I HAVE, DOUG, AND EVEN 57 00:04:09,616 --> 00:04:15,422 THOUGH THIS IS PARTY CITY, THESE NUMBERS DO NOT MAKE ME WANT TO PARTY. 58 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:18,258 >> YEAH. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR BUSINESS WITH INFLATION. 59 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:21,561 WE KNEW THIS COULD HAPPEN WITH THE SUPPLY CHAIN NOW, I WAS HOPING WE COULD 60 00:04:21,561 --> 00:04:24,597 SQUEAK BY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> WELL, IT WAS A GOOD RUN 61 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:33,239 WHILE IT LASTED. >> I'M GONNA MISS YOU, BRO NO, DON'T! 62 00:04:33,239 --> 00:04:44,951 [ EXPLOSION [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE - 63 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:48,655 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: IT'S NOT HYDROGEN! >> Jimmy: WHAT -- WHAT DON'T 64 00:04:48,655 --> 00:04:51,091 YOU UNDERSTAND [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: TWO GUYS ARE TALKING 65 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:52,826 >> Jimmy: THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE >> Steve: RIGHT. 66 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:55,428 BOTH IN BLOND WIGS - >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, THAT'S REAL HAIR. 67 00:04:55,428 --> 00:04:57,297 >> Steve: OH, THAT'S REAL HAIR, OKAY AND THEN THEY HAVE HELIUM, SO 68 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,699 THEY'RE TALKING HIGH >> Jimmy: IT'S PARTY CITY, DUDE 69 00:04:59,699 --> 00:05:03,303 >> Steve: THEN WE CUT TO THEM, APPARENTLY THEIR VOICES ARE LOW. 70 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:07,907 AND HELIUM, A NON-FLAMMABLE GAS, BURST INTO FLAME. [ LAUGHTER ] 71 00:05:07,907 --> 00:05:09,642 THAT'S ALL THAT'S ALL I LOVE IT. 72 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:11,711 I LOVE IT. 110, MAN I'LL BE HONEST, 110. 73 00:05:11,711 --> 00:05:13,913 >> Jimmy: WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE IS IN THAT OFFICE? WHO KNOWS? 74 00:05:13,913 --> 00:05:16,082 >> Steve: RIGHT. NO ONE ELSE IS GONNA -- IT'S PARTY CITY, MAN. 75 00:05:16,082 --> 00:05:18,051 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S NOT GOING WELL OVER THERE. >> Steve: NO, NOT WELL AT ALL. 76 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:22,756 >> Jimmy: NOT WELL AT ALL. SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS, GUYS, NIKE HAS ACCUSED THE RETAIL 77 00:05:22,756 --> 00:05:25,825 WEBSITE STOCKX OF SELLING COUNTERFEIT VERSIONS OF THEIR SHOES. 78 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:28,328 >> Steve: WHAT OOH. >> Jimmy: YEP, APPARENTLY 79 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:33,133 PEOPLE WERE ANGRY THAT THEY DROPPED $300 ON AIR GORDONS. [ LAUGHTER ] 80 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:36,636 YEAH, COUNTERFEIT NIKES. STOCKX IS LIKE, "IF YOU HAVE A A PROBLEM, TALK TO OUR BRAND 81 00:05:36,636 --> 00:05:42,075 AMBASSADOR LeJRON BRAMES." [ LAUGHTER ] LOOK -- LeJRON 82 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:47,247 >> Steve: "YES." >> Jimmy: MEANWHILE, SKECHERS IS LIKE, "HOW COME NO ONE EVER 83 00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:50,850 COUNTERFEITS US? [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHO ELSE SELLS 84 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:53,086 COUNTERFEIT NIKES? ADIDAS >> Steve: OOH. 85 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:55,221 >> Jimmy: YEAH I SAID IT [ AUDIENCE OHS ] >> Steve: OOH. 86 00:05:55,221 --> 00:06:02,328 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I SAID IT. >> Steve: WOW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 87 00:06:02,328 --> 00:06:05,065 >> Jimmy: "I'M GOING TO MISS YOU, DUDE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 88 00:06:05,065 --> 00:06:07,734 HEY, I READ THAT SEVERAL WINERIES ARE NOW STRUGGLING DUE TO RISING COST IN CORK 89 00:06:07,734 --> 00:06:13,807 SHORTAGES. WELL, WE ASKED A FEW WINE VINTNERS ABOUT THE ISSUES, AND 90 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:17,644 HERE'S WHAT THEY HAD TO SAY. FIRST UP, THE VINTNER OF THIS WINE SAID, "YES, IT HAS 91 00:06:17,644 --> 00:06:20,814 DEFINITELY BEEN A ROUGH TIME FOR OUR VINEYARD." NEXT VINTNER OF THIS NEXT WINE 92 00:06:20,814 --> 00:06:24,317 SAID, "WE'RE CONCERNED, BUT OUR UNIQUE BLENDS ARE WORTH THE EXTRA COST." 93 00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:27,921 AND FINALLY THE VINTNER OF THE BAREFOOT WINE SAID, "LISTEN, Y'ALL WE AIN'T GONNA LIE, WE'RE 94 00:06:27,921 --> 00:06:31,291 FRIGGIN' KILLIN' IT. AND IT'S NOT JUST SLOPPY BRIDAL SHOWERS, EVERYONE LOVES OUR 95 00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:36,563 THREE UNIQUE FLAVORS -- WHITE, PINK AND PURPLE. [ LAUGHTER ] 96 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:38,064 PEOPLE BUY WINE 'CAUSE OF THE LABEL, AND OURS HAS A FOOT ON IT." 97 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:40,300 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW OUR DRANK IS TIGHT." 98 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:43,970 [ APPLAUSE ] I'M HAPPY. GOOD FOR THEM. 99 00:06:43,970 --> 00:06:49,976 THEY'RE KILLING IT SOME MORE ENTERTAINMENT NEWS, A LOT OF FANS ARE THEORIZING 100 00:06:49,976 --> 00:06:51,544 THAT THIS FRIDAY TAYLOR SWIFT IS GOING TO DROP "1989 (TAYLOR'S VERSION)," AND 101 00:06:51,544 --> 00:06:59,085 COULD ALSO - [ CHEERS ] COULD ALSO RELEASE "SPEAK NOW 102 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:01,354 (TAYLOR'S VERSION)," ON THE SAME DAY [ CHEERS ] 103 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:04,524 >> Tariq: YEAH BUT, HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? ISN'T THAT JUST A RUMOR? 104 00:07:04,524 --> 00:07:07,360 >> Jimmy: THE CLUES ARE EVERYWHERE, TARIQ. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 105 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:10,096 >> Tariq: WHAT CLUES >> Jimmy: OKAY, SO IN TAYLOR'S LAST MUSIC VIDEO, FOR THE "RED 106 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:11,865 (TAYLOR'S VERSION)" BONUS TRACK, "I BET YOU THINK IT'S ABOUT ME," THERE'S A WEDDING 107 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:16,670 CAKE AND ON THE CAKE THERE ARE NUMBERS 13 AND 26. 108 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:20,373 FOLLOW >> Tariq: YEAH, NO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 109 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:22,242 >> Jimmy: "RED (TAYLOR'S VERSION)" WAS TAYLOR' MOST RECENT RE-RELEASE. 110 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:24,110 13 IS TAYLOR'S FAVORITE NUMBER, AND THIS FRIDAY, MAY 13th IS 26 WEEKS FROM THE RELEASE DATE 111 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:30,216 OF "RED (TAYLOR'S VERSION)." >> Tariq: OKAY, WELL, I GUESS -- 112 00:07:30,216 --> 00:07:33,286 >> Jimmy: ALSO IF YOU LOOK AT TAYLOR'S OFFICIAL STORE, SIGNED CD COPIES OF "FEARLESS 113 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:37,424 (TAYLOR'S VERSION)" ARE CURRENTLY ON SALE FOR $19.89 GET IT 114 00:07:37,424 --> 00:07:41,695 1989, 1989 >> Tariq: ALL RIGHT, WELL YOU'RE PROBABLY -- 115 00:07:41,695 --> 00:07:43,296 >> Jimmy: BUT ALSO, "RED (TAYLOR'S VERSION)" WAS LISTED ON SALE ON HER STORE 116 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:50,070 FOR $20.10, IN PURPLE TEXT >> Tariq: AND THAT MEANS WHAT? >> Jimmy: ARE YOU EVEN 117 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:52,772 LISTENING? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THE ORIGINAL "SPEAK NOW" WAS 118 00:07:52,772 --> 00:07:54,708 RELEASED IN 2010, AND THE COVER OF THAT ALBUM SHE'S WEARING A PURPLE DRESS 119 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:59,179 PURPLE, 2010, $20.10 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND SIX DAYS AGO, AFTER 120 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:01,014 DROPPING HER NEWEST SINGLE, "THIS LOVE (TAYLOR'S VERSION)," WHICH IS A SONG ORIGINALLY 121 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:06,186 FROM "1989," SHE WROTE ON INSTAGRAM THAT SHE, QUOTE, "RELIVING THE '1989' TOUR. 122 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:07,854 BUT SHE ALSO PUT A BUNCH OF MERCH CALLED "THE OLD TAYLOR COLLECTION" THAT FFEATURES 123 00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:12,192 CLOTHES REFERENCING BOTH "1989" AND "SPEAK NOW." I MEAN, IT CAN'T BE ANY MORE 124 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:21,501 OBVIOUS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Tariq: YOU -- YOU KNOW 125 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:26,506 YOU'RE 47 YEARS OLD, RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT I'M 47, 126 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:33,413 JIMMY'S VERSION. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Tariq: YOU SAID IT. 127 00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:37,117 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I SAID IT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HEY GUYS, I SAW THAT 128 00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:38,818 THE MEGAMILLIONS LOTTERY HAD TO SUSPEND PAYMENTS FOR A A $86 MILLION JACKPOT, BECAUSE 129 00:08:38,818 --> 00:08:46,126 OF A PRETTY COSTLY MISTAKE DURING TUESDAY'S DRAWINGS. LISTEN TO THIS 130 00:08:46,126 --> 00:08:46,159 DURING TUESDAY'S DRAWINGS. LISTEN TO THIS 131 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:50,764 TICKET FOR TUESDAY'S DRAWING, YOU MAY WANT TO CHECK YOUR 132 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:52,298 NUMBERS AGAIN. MEGAMILLIONS SAYS THE HOST CALLED OUT THE WRONG NUMBER FOR 133 00:08:52,298 --> 00:08:58,071 THE MEGABALL DURING THE LIVE DRAWING. HE SAID IT WAS A SIX, WHEN IT 134 00:08:58,071 --> 00:09:04,244 WAS ACTUALLY A NINE. [ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE THE ONLY 135 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:05,879 THING THAT JOB REQUIRES IS KNOWING THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN SIXES AND NINES. 136 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:10,450 [ LAUGHTER ] "CAN YOU HOLD A PING-PONG BALL?" 137 00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:12,352 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: "NO. >> Jimmy: "ALL RIGHT, WE'LL 138 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:14,287 MAKE IT EASY WE'LL JUST PUT IT IN A PLASTIC TUBE 139 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:16,790 IT'S ALL GOOD. >> Steve: NINE >> Jimmy: YEAH 140 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:18,525 THE GUY WHO THOUGHT HE WON WENT TO HIS BOSS, LIKE, "FIRST, I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE WHAT I 141 00:09:18,525 --> 00:09:25,165 SUGGESTED YOU DO TO YOURSELF." [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THIS IS WILD, A WOMAN IN 142 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:28,268 INDIANA WAS HAVING A TREE REMOVED FROM HER BACKYARD WHEN SOMETHING WENT WRONG 143 00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:29,869 SOMETHING WENT WRONG LOOK AT THIS 144 00:09:38,611 --> 00:09:39,746 >> OH! 145 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:43,383 OH >> Jimmy: WHOA >> IS THAT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN? 146 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:51,224 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DO THEY REALLY JUST ASK "THAT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN?" 147 00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:54,394 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THE TRUCK DRIVER WAS LIKE, "UH, YEAH, ALL GOOD, YEAH, 148 00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:56,496 EVERYTHING AS PLANNED, THAT'S PERFECT. [ LAUGHTER ] 149 00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:59,666 "YEAH, THAT'S NORMAL." THAT'S SUPPSOED TO HAPPEN, REMOVING A TREE SHOULD LOOK 150 00:09:59,666 --> 00:10:05,372 LIKE THE OPENING SCENE OF A "FAST AND FURIOUS" MOVIE [ LAUGHTER ] 151 00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:10,810 AND FINALLY IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS," GUYS, HERE WE GO 152 00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:10,844 "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS," GUYS, HERE WE GO 153 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:15,749 * HASHTAG HASHTAGS * 154 00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:21,821 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NOW, WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT 155 00:10:21,821 --> 00:10:27,761 A HASHTAG AND WE ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC SO, SINCE WE'RE HEADED INTO 156 00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:32,499 PROM SEASON, I SENT OUT THE HASHTAG "PROMFAIL," AND I ASKED YOU GUYS TO SHARE SOME FUNNY OR 157 00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:38,004 WEIRD THINGS THAT HAPPENED AT YOUR PROM. WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS 158 00:10:38,004 --> 00:10:43,977 A TRENDING TOPIC, SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 159 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:48,381 AND NOW, I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE "PROMFAIL" TWEETS FROM YOU GUYS 160 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:51,351 THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM @JEND7512, SHE SAYS "THE BACKGROUND FOR THE PROM PHOTOS 161 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:54,320 WAS SOLID BLACK, SO ME IN MY BLACK DRESS, AND MY DATE IN HIS BLACK TUX, WERE BASICALLY 162 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,823 FLOATING HEADS AND HANDS." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE KIND OF CHOOL. 163 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,558 >> Steve: THAT SOUNDS COOL >> Jimmy: NEXT ONE'S FROM @ALLIALLIALLI33. 164 00:10:58,558 --> 00:11:00,360 SHE SAYS, "THE DJ HAD HIS iPHONE CONNECTED TO HIS LAPTOP AND WOULDN'T TURN OFF 165 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:03,263 NOTIFICATION SEETINGS. EVERY TIME HE GOT A TEXT, WE HEARD A DING ON THE DANCE 166 00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:05,665 FLOOR. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "BOOP! 167 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:09,669 NEXT ONE IS FROM @BOHOBEAU SHE SAYS - "I TOLD MY DATE I WAS WEARING 168 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:13,106 A RED DRESS AND TOLD HIM TO PLAN HIS OUTFIT ACCORDINGLY. HE DECIDED TO WEAR A YELLOW 169 00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:15,742 SUIT." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH 170 00:11:15,742 --> 00:11:17,811 >> Jimmy: "WE LOOKED LIKE KETCHUP AND MUSTARD. [ LAUGHTER ] 171 00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:19,679 "EVERYONE KEPT CALLING US THE 'CONDIMENT COUPLE.'" >> Steve: OH 172 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:24,684 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: USE A CONDIMENT, EVERYBODY, USE A CONDIMENT 173 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:33,126 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NEXT ONE IS FROM @CLAYDOUGHROCKS. 174 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:36,162 HE SAY, "MY GIRLFRIEND AND I BROKE UP RIGHT BEFORE MY SENIOR PROM 175 00:11:36,162 --> 00:11:39,232 SHE ENDED UP NOT GOING AT ALL, SO WHEN WE WON QUEEN AND KING, MY FRIEND JUST YELLED OUT, 176 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:44,471 'THAT'S ONE LONELY CASTLE!'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT'S A GOOD JOKE 177 00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:47,107 >> Steve: OH, WHY? WHY? [ LAUGHTER ] 178 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:50,710 WHY WOULD HE DO THAT >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM @SAIYANABRIEF. 179 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,480 SHE SAYS, "A BUNCH OF GIRLS IN MY CLASS ALL GOT SUPER PUFFY, SUPER EXPENSIVE DRESSES FROM 180 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:57,617 THE SAME PLACE BY THE END OF THE NIGHT THEY WERE STUCK SITTING TOGETHER 181 00:11:57,617 --> 00:12:00,653 'CAUSE THEIR DRESSES WERE ALL FALLING APART. MEANWHILE, 18 YEARS LATER, I 182 00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:05,158 STILL HAVE MY MAYBE $200 DRESS." >> OH. 183 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:08,061 >> Jimmy: HM WOW THAT ONE JUST -- >> Steve: LIKE BRAGGING. 184 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,362 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: PEOPLE DID NOT ENJOY -- 185 00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:11,598 >> Steve: I DON'T THINK THEY -- I DON'T THINK THEY LIKED THAT. >> Jimmy: I THINK THE AUDIENCE 186 00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:14,234 LOVED THAT ONE >> Steve: YOU THINK SO DO YOU REALLY? 187 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,836 OH, BECAUSE YOU THINK THEY WERE WRAPPED WITH ATTENTION THEY DIDN'T MAKE ANY NOISE 188 00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:18,705 [ LAUGHTER ] SO THEY LIKE - >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY TOOK IT, 189 00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:21,207 THEY GO LIKE - >> Steve: THEY TOOK IT IN. >> Jimmy: YEAH 190 00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:23,410 >> Steve: THEN THEY WENT, "WOW." [ LAUGHTER ] 191 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:27,347 "SHE STILL HAS HER $200 DRESS. >> Jimmy: YEAH YEAH 192 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:29,616 >> Steve: THAT'S REALLY A PROM WIN. >> Jimmy: YEAH, NOT A PROM 193 00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:32,085 FAIL >> Steve: AND ALL THESE OTHER LOSER -- 194 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,554 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> Jimmy: RELATE TO IT - >> Steve: RIGHT. 195 00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:36,189 >> Jimmy: I CAN RELATE TO IT, BECAUSE I HAD TO BUY THAT EXPENSIVE DRESS -- 196 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:38,858 >> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: AND I KEPT THAT DRESS, BUT YOU CAN NEVER WEAR 197 00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:41,127 IT AGAIN >> Steve: RIGHT. BUT SHE STILL HAS HER 198 00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:43,196 $200 DRESS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER 199 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:45,098 -- IN THE FACES. >> Jimmy: SHE'S JUST SAYING, LIKE, AS A JOKE. 200 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,233 LIKE, IT'S A JOKE. >> Steve: YOU THINK IT WAS A A JOKE 201 00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:49,736 >> Jimmy: IT DOESN'T REALLY -- >> Steve: BUT DON'T JOKES ELICIT LAUGHTER FROM PEOPLE? 202 00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:53,106 [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, WHEN I WAS -- I WAS LISTENING -- 203 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,208 >> Jimmy: NOT NECESSARILY. >> Steve: I WAS LISTENING TO YOU -- 204 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:57,444 >> Jimmy: NOT NECESSARILY. YOU HEARD ME, WHEN - >> Steve: I HEARD YOU SAY IT, 205 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:58,978 AND THEN I HEARD THE AUDIENCE -- ALL RIGHT, MY FRIENDS IN THE AUDIENCE, NOT 206 00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:04,050 RESPOND AT ALL, 'CAUSE THEY'RE GOING LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ] 207 00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:05,719 "HMM." I WISH, CAN WE REPLAY THAT CAN WE REPLAY THAT 208 00:13:05,719 --> 00:13:08,121 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, I DON'T WANT TO REPLAY IT >> Steve: LET'S JUST SEE IT. 209 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,724 LET'S JUST SEE IT REAL QUICK CAN WE SEE IT REAL QUICK >> Jimmy: SHE SAYS -- "A BUNCH 210 00:13:10,724 --> 00:13:14,060 OF GIRLS IN MY CLASS ALL GOT SUPER PUFFY, SUPER EXPENSIVE DRESSES FROM THE SAME PLACE. 211 00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:17,297 BY THE END OF THE NIGHT THEY WERE STUCK SITTING TOGETHER 'CAUSE THEIR DRESSES WERE ALL 212 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:20,367 FALLING APART. MEANWHILE, 18 YEARS LATER, I STILL HAVE MY 213 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:29,542 MAYBE $200 DRESS." >> OH. >> Jimmy: HM 214 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,845 WOW, THAT ONE JUST - >> Steve: RAGGED [ LAUGHTER ] 215 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:33,480 I HEARD A COUPLE, "OH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT WASN'T COMPLETE 216 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,215 SILENCE. >> Steve: NO, IT WAS NOT COMPLETE SILENCE 217 00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:39,085 IT WAS LIKE, "OH." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OR - 218 00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:41,221 >> Jimmy: "ANYONE HERE FROM DELAWARE?" >> Steve: YEAH 219 00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:44,090 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO I HEARD THAT 220 00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:51,398 WELL - THIS LAST ONE HERE IS FROM @LMHKSU. 221 00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:53,133 SHE SAYS, "MY DAUGHTER AND HER FRIENDS THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO TAKE PICTURES IN THE 222 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:57,737 RAINFOREST AT OUR ZOO. THIS IS THE MOMENT A BIRD DECIDED TO FLY RIGHT AT THEM." 223 00:13:57,737 --> 00:14:01,041 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] LOOK AT THIS LOOK AT -- ZOOM IN 224 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,876 HEY! [ LAUGHTER ] THOSE ARE OUR "TONIGHT SHOW 225 00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:05,178 HASHTAGS." CHECK OUT MORE OF MY FAVORITES, GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS 226 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:09,749 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT POST MALONE IS HERE! 227 00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:15,355 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HOWIE MANDEL IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 228 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:19,592 AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM ARCADE FIRE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 229 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,695 STICK AROUND, WE'RE PLAYING A NEW GAME WITH POST MALONE WHEN WE COME BACK. 230 00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:28,068 COME ON, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 231 00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:48,154 * [ INDISCERNIBLE * 232 00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:49,889 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A FUN NEW 233 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:53,093 GAME, BUT FIRST I'M GOING TO NEED SOME HELP HIS NEW ALBUM "12 KARAT 234 00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:58,765 TOOTHACHE" IS OUT JUNE 3RD AND HE'S THE MUSICAL GUEST THIS WEEKEND ON "SATURDAY NIGHT 235 00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:13,046 LIVE." PLEASE WELCOME POST MALONE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 236 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:16,249 I MISSED YOU DUDE. >> I MISSED YOU TOO JIMMY. >> Jimmy: I MISSED YOU BUD 237 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,752 COME ON. THAT'S MY DUDE RIGHT THERE, POST MALONE. 238 00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:23,356 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S MY MAN. COME ON, BUD 239 00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:25,425 HOW YOU DOING, BUD >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR BEING HERE 240 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:28,595 POST, WE'RE GOING TO PLAY A GAME CALLED POINT TURN SIP >> YOU GOT IT. 241 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:29,229 >> YOU GOT IT. >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO 242 00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:30,897 * POINT 243 00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:36,469 TURN * * SIP POINT TURN AND SIP * 244 00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:38,538 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. BASICALLY IT'S A GAME PEOPLE PLAY ON TIKTOK 245 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:41,174 IT'S A DRINKING GAME WHERE I EITHER SWIPE LEFT, RIGHT, UP, OR DOWN. 246 00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:44,678 AND YOU MOVE YOUR HEAD LEFT, RIGHT, UP, OR DOWN IF WE MATCH, YOU DRINK 247 00:15:44,678 --> 00:15:48,615 IF WE DON'T, I DRINK OKAY, WE'RE GOING TO SIP BEERS AND SINCE YOU'RE A BRAND 248 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:52,652 AMBASSADOR, WHOEVER TAKES MORE SIPS EACH ROUND GETS TO DO A A SHOT OF JAEGER 249 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:56,156 >> WHAT? >> Jimmy: YEAH, A A LITTLE JAEGER RIGHT THERE. OKAY, HERE WE GO 250 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:58,558 LET'S START THIS I'M GOING TO GO FIRST. OKAY 251 00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:00,393 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: LET'S GET INTO THE POSITION RIGHT HERE. 252 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,262 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ROOTS WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. 253 00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:04,631 >> AND I'M TRYING TO MATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING - >> Jimmy: YOU'RE TRYING TO NOT 254 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,199 MATCH. >> NOT MATCH >> Jimmy: NOT MATCH. 255 00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:08,835 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: READY? * 256 00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:19,112 [ LAUGHTER ] * >> I'VE ALREADY WON -- 257 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:25,218 [ LAUGHTER ] * >> NO! 258 00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:27,520 YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS GAME, JIMMY. [ BUZZER ] 259 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:30,123 >> Jimmy: FANTASTIC. ALL RIGHT, 2-2 >> ALL RIGHT, THAT'S PRETTY 260 00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:32,425 GOOD >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT BAD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 261 00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:35,829 >> TIME OUT. THAT'S NOT -- YOU SEE WHAT'S UP 262 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:38,431 >> Jimmy: WELL, I SHOULD DO A SHOT I FORGOT, I HAVE TO DO THIS. 263 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:41,067 >> WAIT -- OH, WAIT. WE BOTH GET TO DO IT >> Jimmy: OH, WE TIED. 264 00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:43,570 >> HEY, ALL RIGHT. >> Jimmy: GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUD >> YEAH, WE DID -- 265 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:51,678 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOO-HOO. WOOF WOOF. 266 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:54,147 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO BUD. >> YOU GOT IT JIMMY. >> Jimmy: NEXT ROUND, IT'S UP 267 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:56,149 TO YOU, BUD. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. YOU DO IT. 268 00:16:56,149 --> 00:17:03,690 * * [ LAUGHTER ] 269 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:12,032 >> THERE IT IS * [ LAUGHTER ] 270 00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:14,634 >> Jimmy: DUDE -- YOU DRINK. OH, SORRY. [ BUZZER ] 271 00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:17,037 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO HAVE TO DO A DRINK 272 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,738 >> I WAS DANCING I WAS -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, I WAS INTO THE 273 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:21,408 GROOVE RIGHT THERE DID I GET THE LEAD THERE YEAH, I THINK -- I WON THAT 274 00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:24,911 ONE. SO, YOU TAKE THE SHOT, BUD >> OH, I FORGOT TO SIP, TOO. 275 00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:27,047 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU FORGOT THE SIP AND THE SHOT THERE YOU GO 276 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:29,382 THAT'S FOR YOU, BUD. >> YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS GAME. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. 277 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,751 I'M PRETTY MUCH A PRO, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] [ AIR HORN ] DO YOU KNOW WHAT 278 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:36,489 THE AIR HORN MEANS >> OF COURSE >> Jimmy: PARTY, FIRST OF ALL. 279 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:39,225 PARTY SOMEWHERE. >> Jimmy: IT ALSO MEANS IT'S TIME FOR THE BONUS ROUND 280 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,628 [ LAUGHTER ] >> OF COURSE >> Jimmy: YEAH 281 00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:43,830 AND FOR THIS LAST ROUND, WE'RE GOING TO UP THE STAKES AND WE'RE GOING TO DO ALTERNATE 282 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:46,766 POINTING AND HEAD TURNING AS FAST AS WE CAN >> ALL RIGHT 283 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:49,602 >> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO DO A LOT OF DRINKING HERE ALL RIGHT. 284 00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:52,572 FIRST OF ALL, I WANT TO SAY I LOVE YOU [ LAUGHTER ] 285 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:55,308 YOU'RE MY FAVORITE DUDE. YOU MY FAVORITE -- >> I LOVE YOU TOO MAN. 286 00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:59,546 [ DRUNKEN BABBLING ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO 287 00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:09,289 I'LL POINT FIRST ROOTS, WHENEVER YOU'RE READY * 288 00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:18,365 [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: WAIT, WHAT AM I DOING? 289 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:25,572 >> AH, OKAY. [ BUZZER ] >> Jimmy: I WON, YES 290 00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:27,774 >> WHAT THE HELL - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY THE 291 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:31,711 WAY TO DO IT HOW DID I DO IT LIKE THAT? >> WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 292 00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,279 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS FOR YOU, BUD. >> JIMMY WAS SO QUICK TO PUSH 293 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:38,151 THIS RIGHT UP IN FRONT OF ME HE GOES, "DON'T FORGET ABOUT THIS, MAN. 294 00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:40,120 >> Jimmy: I'LL DO ONE, I'LL DO ONE. I KNOW -- I'LL DO ONE WITH YOU 295 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,654 JUST CAUSE IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 296 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:45,692 POST MALONE RIGHT THERE. I LOVE A GOOD JAEGERMEISTER. STICK AROUND WITH MORE POST 297 00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:47,327 AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. 298 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:57,270 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 299 00:18:57,270 --> 00:19:23,296 * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A NINE-TIME GRAMMY NOMINATED 300 00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:30,103 ARTIST HIS NEW ALBUM, "12 KARAT TOOTHACHE" IS OUT JUNE 3rd 301 00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:32,305 AND THIS WEEKEND, HE'S THE MUSICAL GUEST ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" WITH HOST 302 00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:39,879 SELENA GOMEZ PLEASE WELCOME MY PAL, POST MALONE. 303 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:39,913 PLEASE WELCOME MY PAL, POST MALONE. 304 00:19:43,483 --> 00:20:02,902 * * 305 00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:06,172 >> Jimmy: SMOOTH, COME ON NOW. GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUD >> GOOD TO SEE YOU, JIMMY B. 306 00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:08,808 >> Jimmy: WE GOT TO -- WE GOT TO CATCH UP, MY FRIEND >> YES, SIR. 307 00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,877 >> Jimmy: FIRST OF ALL, CONGRATULATIONS. I HEARD THAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE 308 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,746 A DAD. >> THAT'S VERY TRUE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 309 00:20:12,746 --> 00:20:16,116 THANK YOU. THANK YOU, VERY MUCH >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU 310 00:20:16,116 --> 00:20:20,720 ARE YOU PREPARING? ARE YOU READING THE BOOKS? ARE YOU -- PRACTICING DIAPERS? 311 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,857 SWADDLING? >> THE MOST IMPORTANT THING AND, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE ASK ME, 312 00:20:23,857 --> 00:20:27,927 LIKE, "OH, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE AS A DAD? OR, LIKE, "WHAT DO YOU - 313 00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:32,298 " I JUST -- KINDNESS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING FOR ME. SO THAT'S WHAT - 314 00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:34,267 THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING. >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT 315 00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:36,469 YOU DON'T NEED TO READ ANY BOOKS -- >> YEAH. 316 00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:38,872 >> Jimmy: AND YOU ALSO HAVE MOM TO HELP YOU OUT. >> VERY MUCH SO. 317 00:20:38,872 --> 00:20:40,940 [ LAUGHTER ] VERY MUCH SO, YEAH >> Jimmy: YOUR CAREER HAS 318 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:45,645 SKYROCKETED. I'M HAPPY FOR EVERY SINGLE THING, ALL YOUR SUCCESS. 319 00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:49,349 AND I SAW, LIKE, WHEN YOU FIRST STARTED OUT, YOU WENT -- YOU HAD A YOUTUBE CHANNEL. 320 00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:52,085 YOU STARTED A YOUTUBE CHANNEL. >> YES, SIR. >> Jimmy: UNDER YOUR NAME WHICH 321 00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:56,589 IS AUSTIN RICHARD? >> AUSTIN RICHARD POST, YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT 322 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,858 AND DID HE HAVE ANY HITS DID YOU THINK AUSTIN RICHARD'S GOING TO TAKE OFF? 323 00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:01,528 >> I HAD NO HITS I THINK IT WAS JUST -- IT WAS LIKE ME AND MY 324 00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:05,765 GIRLFRIEND AT THE TIME, AND PROBABLY, LIKE, MY DAD THEY WERE LIKE, "THREE HITS? 325 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:09,703 THIS IS REALLY GOOD. [ LAUGHTER ] "WE GOT THREE PEOPLE WHO LIKE 326 00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:14,407 THIS?" >> Jimmy: "WOW, WE'RE VIRAL. WHAT WERE YOU DOING? 327 00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:18,878 WHAT SONGS OR WHAT -- ORIGINALS OR COVERS >> NO, IT WAS A BUNCH OF - 328 00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:23,616 MY ORIGINAL PLAN WAS -- RIGHT. I THINK I WAS 16 -- SOMETHING. BUT I WAS LIKE -- I'M GOING TO 329 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:28,288 DO A BUNCH OF COVERS AND WE'RE GOING TO SEE IF ANYBODY LIKES THEM AND - 330 00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:30,623 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW, WE DID SOME BOB DYLAN, AND I THINK THAT'S 331 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:33,426 JUST ABOUT IT. BUT I RECORDED A BUNCH THAT I NEVER UPLOADED 332 00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:36,363 BUT -- >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. 333 00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:38,565 >> SURE, SURE, SURE. >> Jimmy: HERE'S TEENAGE POST MALONE. 334 00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:41,968 AKA AUSTIN RICHARD COVERING BOB DYLAN. TAKE A LOOK. 335 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:42,002 BOB DYLAN. TAKE A LOOK. 336 00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:47,640 THERE WAS SOMETHIN YOU WOULD DO OR SAY * 337 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:53,413 * TO TRY AND MAKE M CHANGE MY MIND AND STAY * 338 00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:58,218 * WE NEVER DID TOO MUCH TALKING ANYWAY * * BUT DON'T THINK TWICE 339 00:21:58,218 --> 00:22:03,056 THAT'S ALL RIGHT * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT WAS A HOME RUN, 340 00:22:03,056 --> 00:22:08,728 MAN. >> I -- I'VE NEVER BEEN SUED IN THOSE VIDEOS 341 00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:12,866 I WAS LIKE, "LIFE IS EASY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, MAN. OF COURSE, YEAH. 342 00:22:12,866 --> 00:22:14,968 I KNOW YOU'RE A BIG DYLAN FAN, RIGHT? >> YES, SIR. 343 00:22:14,968 --> 00:22:17,137 VERY MUCH, SO. >> Jimmy: DON'T YOU HAVE A A TATTOO OF BOB DYLAN? 344 00:22:17,137 --> 00:22:19,639 >> I DO RIGHT HERE I THINK ON -- THIS ARM RIGHT HERE 345 00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:22,509 >> Jimmy: YEAH HAVE YOU EVER MET BOB DYLAN? >> I HAVE NOT MET BOB DYLAN. 346 00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:27,514 BUT WE HAVE BEEN - I DON'T KNOW I'M AT MUCH LIBERTY TO DISCUSS 347 00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:30,250 >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S GOOD. WE LIKE THAT >> WE'VE BEEN CHATTING 348 00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:32,786 >> Jimmy: YOU'VE BEEN CHATTING >> YEAH, WE'VE CHATTED >> Jimmy: SO HE SLID INTO YOUR 349 00:22:32,786 --> 00:22:35,088 DM'S >> YEAH, HE KIND OF SLID INTO MY DM'S. 350 00:22:35,088 --> 00:22:40,627 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE'S THE BEST. HE'S SO FUN. 351 00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:43,797 >> NO, IT'S INCREDIBLE I DON'T KNOW IT'S JUST -- YOU KNOW -- 352 00:22:43,797 --> 00:22:46,766 VERY MUCH SO -- JUST GROWING UP AND -- AND LISTENING TO MUSIC AND 353 00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:53,206 EVERY MUSIC -- HE'S ALWAYS JUST BEEN -- A A VOICE IN MY HEAD 354 00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:57,711 ALWAYS JUST APPRECIATED THE MUSIC AND APPRECIATED THE SONGWRITING. 355 00:22:57,711 --> 00:23:01,047 >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, I WANT TO SAY, I KNOW YOU'RE A PARTNER WITH JAGERMEISTER. 356 00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:03,383 >> YES, SIR. >> Jimmy: AND YOU KNOW I'M A A FAN OF THE JAEGER. 357 00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:08,288 LOOK AT THIS >> IS A JAEGER - >> Jimmy: TO JIMMY, FROM POSTY 358 00:23:08,288 --> 00:23:10,490 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 359 00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:12,559 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, BUD. >> IT'S GOING RIGHT ON THE 360 00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:14,427 FREEZER, JIMMY >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, THAT'S MY JAM. 361 00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:16,563 >> OH, NO. ON THE FREEZER - >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY JAM, DUDE. 362 00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:19,332 IN ALL MY FREEZERS, THAT'S A A STAPLE I HAVE TO HAVE THAT THERE. 363 00:23:19,332 --> 00:23:21,868 >> VERY MUCH SO. >> Jimmy: IT IS -- WHAT IS THE #SAVETHENIGHT. 364 00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:25,472 >> YOU KNOW, IT'S INTERESTING BECAUSE WE'VE ALL BEEN IN SUCH A WEIRD SPOT 365 00:23:25,472 --> 00:23:29,075 THERE WERE A LOT OF VENUES, A LOT OF THINGS THAT WERE, YOU KNOW, HAVING A ROUGH GO AT IT. 366 00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:30,777 AND, YOU KNOW, THE WHOLE "SAVE THE NIGHT" THING WAS TO, YOU KNOW, TRY AND HELP OUT IN 367 00:23:30,777 --> 00:23:36,816 ANYWAY WE CAN. >> Jimmy: YEAH AND ALL THOSE STRUGGLING VENUES 368 00:23:36,816 --> 00:23:38,485 OUT THERE, AND EVERYONE, WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND ALL THE PEOPLE THAT WORK 369 00:23:38,485 --> 00:23:42,088 THERE AND EVERYONE - >> VERY MUCH SO. >> Jimmy: WE LOVE YOU AND WE 370 00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:44,491 NEED YOU SO, YEAH >> VERY MUCH SO. 371 00:23:44,491 --> 00:23:47,660 >> Jimmy: HASHTAG -- >> IT'S NICE TO HAVE MUSIC BACK 372 00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:50,697 IT'S NICE TO HAVE MUSIC BACK >> Jimmy: #SAVETHENIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 373 00:23:50,697 --> 00:23:52,866 BRING UP -- YEAH GET SOME MONEY FOR THOSE SMALL BUSINESSES AND VENUES. 374 00:23:52,866 --> 00:23:54,634 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW ALBUM. >> SURE. 375 00:23:54,634 --> 00:23:56,403 >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT A NEW ALBUM! >> THAT'S TRUE 376 00:23:56,403 --> 00:24:00,874 >> Jimmy: DUDE, I'M SO EXCITED [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "12 KARAT TOOTHACHE" - 377 00:24:00,874 --> 00:24:03,710 >> YES, SIR. >> Jimmy: IS THE NAME OF THE ALBUM. 378 00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:07,047 DO YOU HAVE 12 KARAT >> I THINK SO. >> Jimmy: OKAY 379 00:24:07,047 --> 00:24:09,416 >> I HAVEN'T DONE -- I HAVEN'T WEIGHED THEM >> Jimmy: YEAH 380 00:24:09,416 --> 00:24:11,918 >> SO THEY COULD JUST BE LYING TO ME. >> Jimmy: CAN YOU DO A SMILE 381 00:24:11,918 --> 00:24:13,553 BECAUSE I THINK YOU HAVE NEW -- YEAH WOW, IT LOOKS GREAT. 382 00:24:13,553 --> 00:24:16,289 DO -- DO YOU STARE AT IT DO YOU LOOK AT YOUR TEETH? >> I DON'T - 383 00:24:16,289 --> 00:24:18,692 IT'S SO WEIRD. I'M SUCH A STRANGE-LOOKING INDIVIDUAL 384 00:24:18,692 --> 00:24:21,895 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE EVERY TIME I LOOK IN THE MIRROR, I DON'T NOTICE 385 00:24:21,895 --> 00:24:26,132 ANYTHING BUT THEN I'LL HAVE A COUPLE JAEGERS. 386 00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:29,102 OR WE'LL PLAY, YOU KNOW THE POINT GAME AND I'LL LOOK IN THE MIRROR, 387 00:24:29,102 --> 00:24:33,907 AND I'LL BE LIKE, "DUDE, YOU'RE SUCH A WEIRD GUY." [ LAUGHTER ] 388 00:24:33,907 --> 00:24:37,610 >> Jimmy: NO, NO YOU'RE NOT, MAN. WHAT'S THE VIBE OF THIS ALBUM? 389 00:24:37,610 --> 00:24:41,981 "12 KARATS." >> IT'S SUPER -- I DON'T KNOW. IT'S SUPER INTERESTING 390 00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:49,756 IT'S A SUPER STRANGE THING FOR THE LONGEST TIME, I LOST MY PASSION FOR MAKING MUSIC 391 00:24:49,756 --> 00:24:53,126 MY -- YOU KNOW, I'VE LOST -- I LOST THAT DRIVE. >> Jimmy: SURE 392 00:24:53,126 --> 00:24:55,528 >> BUT THEN, THERE WAS THIS MOMENT ONE MOMENT THAT SNAPPED. 393 00:24:55,528 --> 00:24:59,699 CAUSE IT'S BEEN THREE YEARS, JUST ABOUT AND ONE MOMENT, THAT SNAPPED 394 00:24:59,699 --> 00:25:05,905 AND SAID "YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS IS WHY I'M HERE AND -- THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO 395 00:25:05,905 --> 00:25:09,409 DO THIS IS WHAT I WAS MEANT TO DO AND WAS MAKE -- MEDIUM MUSIC 396 00:25:09,409 --> 00:25:15,215 FOR PEOPLE TO ENJOY. AND -- >> Jimmy: NO, NO, I SAY 397 00:25:15,215 --> 00:25:19,152 MEDIUM-WELL. >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH JUST LIKE -- EVERYBODY LOVES 398 00:25:19,152 --> 00:25:23,423 THEIR STEAKS MEDIUM-WELL [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: MEDIUM WELL - 399 00:25:23,423 --> 00:25:27,961 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU'RE MUSICAL GUEST ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" THIS 400 00:25:27,961 --> 00:25:31,164 WEEKEND. >> SURE. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU EXCITED? 401 00:25:31,164 --> 00:25:34,234 I MEAN, I KNOW -- YOU'RE A BIG FAN OF COMEDY. WHEN WE HUNG OUT, YOU KNOW MORE 402 00:25:34,234 --> 00:25:37,737 COMEDY STUFF THAN I DO >> THAT'S NOT TRUE >> Jimmy: NO 403 00:25:37,737 --> 00:25:39,806 >> YOU'RE THE FUNNIEST GUY I KNOW >> Jimmy: NO, COME ON, BUD 404 00:25:39,806 --> 00:25:50,083 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER [ LAUGHTER ] 405 00:25:50,083 --> 00:25:53,253 WE'D LOVE TO SEE YOU ANY TIME YOU'RE ON ANYTHING, BUD. AND CONGRATS ON THE ALBUM, 406 00:25:53,253 --> 00:25:55,889 JUNE 3rd IT'S CALLED "12 KARAT TOOTHACHE. 407 00:25:55,889 --> 00:26:00,460 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S POST MALONE WATCH HIM THIS WEEKEND ON 408 00:26:00,460 --> 00:26:02,228 "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." WE'LL BE BACK WITH HOWIE MANDEL 409 00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:05,065 COME ON BACK MY MAN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 410 00:26:05,065 --> 00:26:24,484 * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST HOSTS THE NEW SERIES "B.S. THE GAME 411 00:26:24,484 --> 00:26:28,955 SHOW," WHICH IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX HE ALSO RETURNS AS A JUDGE ON 412 00:26:28,955 --> 00:26:33,126 THE NEW SEASON OF "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT," WHICH PREMIERES MAY 31st AT 8:00 P.M. RIGHT 413 00:26:33,126 --> 00:26:38,064 HERE ON NBC. PLEASE WELCOME HOWIE MANDEL. 414 00:26:44,537 --> 00:26:56,383 * >> WOW WHAT A DAY 415 00:26:56,383 --> 00:27:00,453 I GOT TO JUST SAY. I GOT HERE EARLY AND I GOT TO MEET POST MALONE. 416 00:27:00,453 --> 00:27:03,723 HE HAS BEEN SUCH AN INFLUENCE ON ME. [ LAUGHTER ] 417 00:27:03,723 --> 00:27:10,263 AND JUST TO SPEND QUALITY TIME WITH THAT GUY, OH, MY GOSH >> Jimmy: YOU'RE A BIG FAN 418 00:27:10,263 --> 00:27:13,900 >> YOU HAVE NO IDEA. >> Jimmy: NO, WE HAVE AN -- I THINK WE HAVE AN IDEA. 419 00:27:13,900 --> 00:27:17,170 >> NO, YOU DON'T POST MALONE MEANS SO MUCH TO ME 420 00:27:17,170 --> 00:27:20,206 I ADORE HIM. AND HE IS JUST -- PEOPLE THINK HOW CAN HE INFLUENCE YOU 421 00:27:20,206 --> 00:27:23,943 AND HE DOES. >> Jimmy: HE DOES. IT'S GOOD TO FIND OUT. 422 00:27:23,943 --> 00:27:26,446 YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW. YOU LOOK GREAT HOW WAS THE PANDEMIC 423 00:27:26,446 --> 00:27:31,518 ROUGH? [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, I'LL BE HONEST WITH 424 00:27:31,518 --> 00:27:34,054 YOU. I HAD COVID. I GOT COVID. 425 00:27:34,054 --> 00:27:36,956 >> Jimmy: I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU GOT COVID. >> BECAUSE I GO NOWHERE, I'M A 426 00:27:36,956 --> 00:27:42,529 A GERMOPHOBE, BUT I WON -- "A.G.T." WON THE KIDS' CHOICE AWARDS 427 00:27:42,529 --> 00:27:47,067 THEY MADE ME GO TO THE KIDS' CHOICE AWARDS. AND A LOT OF PEOPLE GET SLIMED 428 00:27:47,067 --> 00:27:51,071 I WENT VIRAL [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LITERALLY, YEAH. 429 00:27:51,071 --> 00:27:55,875 >> BUT I DIDN'T FEEL -- I GOT VAXXED AND BOOSTED THE HARDEST THING FOR ME WAS TO 430 00:27:55,875 --> 00:28:01,014 BE LOCKED IN THE ROOM. I WAS LOCKED -- I WAS QUARANTINED. 431 00:28:01,014 --> 00:28:04,284 >> Jimmy: OF COURSE, YOU HAVE TO >> SO I DID THE STICK-AND-POKE, 432 00:28:04,284 --> 00:28:09,189 AND I FIGURED THAT'S WHAT THIS IS I DID IT TO MYSELF 433 00:28:09,189 --> 00:28:13,793 >> Jimmy: YOU SELF-BOOSTERED >> I SELF-BOOSTERED MYSELF YOU KNOW WHAT WAS WEIRD, 434 00:28:13,793 --> 00:28:18,164 THOUGH MY WIFE, WHO TAKES LOVELY CARE OF ME. 435 00:28:18,164 --> 00:28:20,667 I LOVE HER I'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR 42 YEARS SAID, "YOU GOT TO QUARANTINE 436 00:28:20,667 --> 00:28:23,737 FOR 10 DAYS. SO FOR 10 DAYS LOCKED IN A ROOM 437 00:28:23,737 --> 00:28:28,641 NOBODY, DID NOTHING BY MYSELF. AND THEN I GOT OUT, AND I READ THE CDC SAID FIVE DAYS 438 00:28:28,641 --> 00:28:35,215 MY WIFE -- [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 439 00:28:35,215 --> 00:28:39,586 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT >> NOT FUNNY YOU KNOW WHAT I REALIZED 440 00:28:39,586 --> 00:28:43,723 WE'VE BEEN MARRIED 42 YEARS. AND I SPENT MOST OF MY LIFE ON THE ROAD AND TRAVELING 441 00:28:43,723 --> 00:28:48,862 UP UNTIL COVID I WAS DOING LIKE 200 LIVE DATES A YEAR. SO THE THRILL WAS NOT HAVING ME 442 00:28:48,862 --> 00:28:54,901 THERE. SO THE FACT THAT I WAS THERE, SHE IMPOSED A QUARANTINE 443 00:28:54,901 --> 00:28:59,806 EVERY DAY, I WOULD GET UP, AND I WAS GOING CRAZY. BUT SHE LOCKED ME IN THE ROOM, 444 00:28:59,806 --> 00:29:02,876 AND I COULD OPEN THE DOOR AND THERE WAS A LITTLE COOKIE. I PLAYED HIDE-AND-GO-SEEK 445 00:29:02,876 --> 00:29:05,011 ALONE. ALONE. [ LAUGHTER ] 446 00:29:05,011 --> 00:29:09,115 >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXCITING. DID YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF >> NOT ONCE. 447 00:29:09,115 --> 00:29:13,153 AND IT'S BECAUSE I USED THE SAME HIDING PLACE TWICE. [ LAUGHTER ] 448 00:29:13,153 --> 00:29:18,124 JUST ALONE IN THE ROOM JUST GOING "OLLIE OLLIE HOME FREE." >> Jimmy: I WANT TO ASK 449 00:29:18,124 --> 00:29:23,096 ABOUT -- I KNOW YOU HAVE SO MANY THINGS GOING ON, BUT ONE I REALLY ENJOY IS THIS PODCAST 450 00:29:23,096 --> 00:29:24,864 THAT YOU STARTED WITH YOUR DAUGHTER >> MY DAUGHTER, 451 00:29:24,864 --> 00:29:29,202 JACQUELINE SHULTZ. I DO A PODCAST -- BECAUSE I WAS LOCKED IN AT THE BEGINNING OF 452 00:29:29,202 --> 00:29:34,341 THE PANDEMIC AND SHE WOULDN'T COME SEE ME BECAUSE I'M OLD. NO, BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T ALLOWED 453 00:29:34,341 --> 00:29:37,077 TO BE WITH PEOPLE OVER 60. >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT >> SO SHE WOULD PHONE ME, AND 454 00:29:37,077 --> 00:29:41,247 WOULD DO PRANK CALLS AND WE WOULD SPEND HOURS -- AND WE WOULD DO CHALLENGES 455 00:29:41,247 --> 00:29:44,184 AND I WOULD CALL MY FRIENDS. AND MY WIFE CAME IN AND SAID, "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? 456 00:29:44,184 --> 00:29:46,486 AND I GO, "JUST BECAUSE IT'S FUN. AND SHE SAID,"RECORD IT. 457 00:29:46,486 --> 00:29:50,190 SO THAT BECAME MY PODCAST. "HOWIE MANDEL DOES STUFF," AND IT'S WITH MY DAUGHTER. 458 00:29:50,190 --> 00:29:54,127 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> AWW [ LAUGHTER ] 459 00:29:54,127 --> 00:29:57,630 THIS WEEK, YOU KNOW, BILL BURR, JIM JEFFRIES -- EVERYBODY COMES BY AND DOES IT 460 00:29:57,630 --> 00:30:00,367 AND IT'S JUST -- WILL YOU DO IT >> Jimmy: OF COURSE, I'LL DO 461 00:30:00,367 --> 00:30:02,435 IT YEAH, I WOULD LOVE TO. I'D DO ANYTHING FOR 462 00:30:02,435 --> 00:30:04,204 HOWIE MANDEL >> REALLY? >> Jimmy: YES. 463 00:30:04,204 --> 00:30:06,506 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THAT IS SO GREAT. >> Jimmy: LET'S GO GET A TATTOO 464 00:30:06,506 --> 00:30:09,542 AFTER THE SHOW AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT >> I WILL GLADLY STICK AND POKE 465 00:30:09,542 --> 00:30:12,278 YOU. >> Jimmy: OH, THANK YOU. >> IF YOU'RE JUST TUNING IN, 466 00:30:12,278 --> 00:30:15,782 THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT >> Jimmy: YEAH BUT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT IT EARLIER 467 00:30:15,782 --> 00:30:18,852 LET'S TALK ABOUT "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT" FIRST. THAT'S MAY 31st ON NBC 468 00:30:18,852 --> 00:30:22,022 THAT'S OUR BIG NBC SHOW. >> AND WE'RE ALL BACK. >> Jimmy: EVERYONE IS BACK 469 00:30:22,022 --> 00:30:24,524 >> EVERYBODY IS BACK SIMON IS BACK. SOFIA IS BACK. 470 00:30:24,524 --> 00:30:29,996 HEIDI IS BACK. TERRY CREWS IS BACK. SIMON IS BACK ON THE BIKE. 471 00:30:29,996 --> 00:30:32,832 WHICH HE SHOULDN'T BE. >> Jimmy: NO >> NO. 472 00:30:32,832 --> 00:30:34,901 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS FRIGHTENING ENOUGH >> HE'S FALLEN OFF TWICE 473 00:30:34,901 --> 00:30:37,537 >> Jimmy: TWICE? >> TWICE HE BROKE HIS BACK. 474 00:30:37,537 --> 00:30:42,242 HE BROKE HIS ARM HE HAD A CONCUSSION, AND THEN HE GOT ENGAGED 475 00:30:42,242 --> 00:30:48,481 [ LAUGHTER ] HE'S REGISTERED AT TARGET IF ANYBODY WANTS TO GET THEM 476 00:30:48,481 --> 00:30:51,951 SOMETHING. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IS HE A TARGET GUY 477 00:30:51,951 --> 00:30:56,122 >> NO, I WAS JUST JOKING >> Jimmy: OH GOOD, YEAH. LET'S TALK ABOUT "B.S. 478 00:30:56,122 --> 00:30:58,191 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: IT'S STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON NETFLIX 479 00:30:58,191 --> 00:31:00,927 I CAN'T SAY THE ACTUAL TITLE >> NO, YOU CAN'T IT'S MY FAVORITE SHOW IN THE 480 00:31:00,927 --> 00:31:03,063 WORLD. IT REALLY IS BECAUSE THEY SAID, "DO A TRIVIA 481 00:31:03,063 --> 00:31:04,964 SHOW." I SAID, "I HATE TRIVIA I KNOW NOTHING." 482 00:31:04,964 --> 00:31:10,103 BUT THE KEY IS, YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNOW THE ANSWERS, YOU JUST HAVE TO BE ABLE TELL IF THE 483 00:31:10,103 --> 00:31:14,274 PERSON IS LYING. IF YOU CAN LIE, IF YOU CAN B.S. AND CONVINCE ONE PERSON 484 00:31:14,274 --> 00:31:17,310 THE ANSWER IS RIGHT, YOU STILL WIN THE MONEY. WE GAVE AWAY MILLIONS OF 485 00:31:17,310 --> 00:31:20,480 DOLLARS TO IDIOTS WHO KNEW NOTHING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 486 00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:24,751 >> Jimmy: YES, FINALLY >> THAT'S ON NETFLIX >> Jimmy: NETFLIX SAID, "YEAH, 487 00:31:24,751 --> 00:31:28,254 PERFECT. I LIKE THIS IDEA FOR A SHOW. >> IT IS 488 00:31:28,254 --> 00:31:30,757 >> Jimmy: IT'S FUN >> DO YOU B.S. >> Jimmy: I COULD PLAY 489 00:31:30,757 --> 00:31:34,928 I COULD PROBABLY WIN A LOT OF MONEY. >> REALLY? 490 00:31:34,928 --> 00:31:37,564 I THINK THE BEST THINGS I'VE GOTTEN IN LIFE IS BECAUSE I B.S.'D 491 00:31:37,564 --> 00:31:40,600 BECAUSE I LIED >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M ACTUALLY A A TERRIBLE LIAR. 492 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,336 >> ARE YOU >> Jimmy: I'M REALLY BAD >> I'M SO GOOD AT LYING. 493 00:31:43,336 --> 00:31:46,306 >> Jimmy: BUT I'M GOOD AT TRIVIA, SO I MIGHT BE GOOD AT THIS GAME. 494 00:31:46,306 --> 00:31:48,908 >> THE TRIVIA IS REAL HARD YOU DON'T WATCH THE SHOW FOR TRIVIA 495 00:31:48,908 --> 00:31:52,412 YOU WATCH THE SHOW TO WATCH THEIR FACE LIKE POKER, TO SAY, "THIS PERSON KNOWS NOTHING 496 00:31:52,412 --> 00:31:57,350 THIS IS BULL." AND IF YOU CAN CALL THEM OUT IF EVERYBODY CALLS BULL ON THE 497 00:31:57,350 --> 00:32:02,155 PERSON AND THERE ACTUALLY IS BULL, THEN THEY'RE OUT BUT IF THEY CAN CONVINCE ONE 498 00:32:02,155 --> 00:32:05,959 PERSON, THEN THEY WIN THE MONEY. >> Jimmy: IT'S CALLED "B.S. THE 499 00:32:05,959 --> 00:32:08,695 GAME SHOW. >> I WROTE IT RIGHT HERE >> Jimmy: HERE IS HOWIE MANDEL 500 00:32:08,695 --> 00:32:15,902 [ LAUGHTER ] >> I ACTUALLY TOOK SCIENCE, AND I -- 501 00:32:15,902 --> 00:32:24,110 AND I -- [ BLEEP ] SORRY -- UM - UM - 502 00:32:24,110 --> 00:32:33,420 * THE ANSWER'S BOMBOLONI SORRY. 503 00:32:33,420 --> 00:32:39,526 I KNOW THAT FOR A FACT >> AND HE TOOK SCIENCE >> YES, I TOOK SCIENCE 504 00:32:39,526 --> 00:32:45,765 BOMBOLONI. >> HE LOVES BOMBOLONI, AND HE TOOK SCIENCE 505 00:32:45,765 --> 00:32:49,469 [ APPLAUSE ] >> WAS HE LYING? WAS HE BULL? 506 00:32:49,469 --> 00:32:51,671 >> Jimmy: THAT MIGHT BE THE WORST LIAR >> THAT WAS THE WORST. 507 00:32:51,671 --> 00:32:53,340 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS THE WORST LIAR >> I DON'T MEAN TO SAY -- WE 508 00:32:53,340 --> 00:32:56,376 CAN'T EVEN SAY THE NAME OF THE SHOW I'M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY IT. 509 00:32:56,376 --> 00:32:58,211 RIGHT? >> Jimmy: YOU CAN SAY IT, WE CAN'T AIR IT 510 00:32:58,211 --> 00:33:00,847 BUT SURE, SAY IT >> YOU KNOW WHAT AND THEY EVEN CHANGED THE NAME 511 00:33:00,847 --> 00:33:05,552 IT WASN'T ALWAYS CALLED "B.S." >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS IT CALLED >> THIS [ BLEEP ] SHOW 512 00:33:05,552 --> 00:33:08,154 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] HOWIE MANDEL, EVERYBODY. 513 00:33:08,154 --> 00:33:10,357 CHECK OUT "B.S. -- I'M HAPPY TO DO IT WITH THIS ONE. 514 00:33:10,357 --> 00:33:14,060 "B.S. THE GAME SHOW," NOW ON NETFLIX. ARCADE FIRE PERFORMS AFTER THE 515 00:33:14,060 --> 00:33:17,564 BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 516 00:33:17,564 --> 00:33:36,783 * >> Jimmy: GET READY FOR THIS OUR NEXT GUESTS KICK OFF THEIR 517 00:33:36,783 --> 00:33:41,254 WORLD TOUR LATER THIS SUMMER PERFORMING "RABBIT HOLE" FROM THEIR NEW ALBUM "WE. 518 00:33:41,254 --> 00:33:47,127 GIVE IT UP FOR ARCADE FIRE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 519 00:33:48,228 --> 00:34:00,040 * * HEAVEN IS SO COLD I DON'T WANNA GO FATHER IN HEAVENS * 520 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:13,820 * SLEEPING SOMEBODY DELET ME HARDY HAR-HAR CHINESE THROWING STAR * 521 00:34:13,820 --> 00:34:24,964 * LAMBORGHINI COUNTAC MASERATI SPORTS CA RABBIT HOLE, YEAH * 522 00:34:24,964 --> 00:34:32,639 * PLASTIC SOUL, YEA IT'S A REAL RABBIT HOL YEAH RABBIT HOLE * 523 00:34:32,639 --> 00:34:53,793 * YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH * * 524 00:34:58,298 --> 00:35:11,111 AND WE WERE BORN IN IT * * BLOWING ON THE CARTRIDG OF KID ICARUS BORN INT 525 00:35:11,111 --> 00:35:22,922 THE ABYSS NEW PHONE * * WHO'S THIS A SILVER THREA A FRENCH KIS 526 00:35:22,922 --> 00:35:34,167 ARCADIA APOCALYPSE * * RABBIT HOLE PLASTIC SOUL 527 00:35:34,167 --> 00:35:42,475 RABBIT HOLE, YEAH * * RABBIT HOLE YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 528 00:35:42,475 --> 00:35:52,085 RABBIT HOLE * * PLASTIC SOU IT'S A REAL RABBIT HOL 529 00:35:52,085 --> 00:36:14,607 YEAH RABBIT HOLE * * YEAH, YEAH, YEAH * * 530 00:36:14,607 --> 00:36:22,282 * FELL ASLEEP TO TH TELEVISION YEAH * * WAKE UP SLEEPYHEAD, YEA 531 00:36:22,282 --> 00:36:34,828 ACROPOLIS IS BURNING, YEAH POSTER OVER YOUR BED, YEAH * * RABBIT HOLE 532 00:36:34,828 --> 00:36:43,136 PLASTIC SOUL DOWN WE GO, YEAH * * RABBIT HOLE, YEAH 533 00:36:43,136 --> 00:37:04,257 YEAH, YEAH * * * NOTHING EVER CA 534 00:37:04,257 --> 00:37:13,199 REPLACE IT WHEN IT'S GONE * * YOU CAN STILL TASTE I GOING ON THIS TRIP 535 00:37:13,199 --> 00:37:23,476 TOGETHER RABBIT HOLE GOES * * ON FOREVER NOTHING EVER CAN REPLACE IT WHEN IT'S GON 536 00:37:23,476 --> 00:37:32,218 YOU CAN STILL TASTE IT * * GOING ON THIS TRI TOGETHER RABBIT HOLE GOE 537 00:37:32,218 --> 00:37:42,929 ON FOREVER 'TIL THE WORLD * * IS MADE WHOLE ONE BODY, ONE SOUL 538 00:37:42,929 --> 00:37:51,371 'TIL THE WORLD IS MADE * * WHOLE ONE BOD ONE SOUL, YEAH 539 00:37:51,371 --> 00:37:59,679 TIL THE WORL IS MADE WHOLE * * ONE BODY ONE SOUL 540 00:37:59,679 --> 00:38:10,390 'TIL THE WORLD IS MADE WHOLE ONE BODY ONE SOUL * * NOTHING EVER CAN REPLAC 541 00:38:10,390 --> 00:38:17,497 IT WHEN IT'S GONE YOU CA STILL TASTE IT * * GOING ON THIS TRI 542 00:38:17,497 --> 00:38:27,107 TOGETHER RABBIT HOLE GOE ON FOREVER NOTHING EVER * * CAN REPLACE I 543 00:38:27,107 --> 00:38:33,446 WHEN IT'S GONE YOU CAN STILL TASTE IT * * GOING ON THIS TRI 544 00:38:33,446 --> 00:38:42,055 TOGETHER RABBIT HOLE GOE ON FOREVER NOTHING EVER * * CAN REPLACE I 545 00:38:42,055 --> 00:38:46,159 RABBIT HOLE, YEA WHEN IT'S GONE YOU CAN * * STILL TASTE I 546 00:38:46,159 --> 00:38:51,498 PLASTIC SOUL, YEAH GOING ON THIS TRIP * * TOGETHER RABBIT HOL 547 00:38:51,498 --> 00:38:55,535 YEAH, RABBIT HOL RABBIT HOLE GOES ON FOREVE YEAH, YEAH, YEAH * 548 00:38:55,535 --> 00:39:01,107 * NOTHING EVER CAN REPLAC IT RABBIT HOLE, YEAH WHEN IT'S GONE YOU CAN * 549 00:39:01,107 --> 00:39:05,912 * STILL TASTE I PLASTIC SOUL, YEAH GOING ON THIS TRIP * 550 00:39:05,912 --> 00:39:10,083 * TOGETHER TO NEW RABBI HOLE, YEAH, RABBIT HOLE * * RABBIT HOLE GOES ON 551 00:39:10,083 --> 00:39:19,693 FOREVER YEAH, YEAH, YEAH * * GONE FOREVE GONE FOREVER * 552 00:39:19,693 --> 00:39:36,843 GONE FOREVER * * 553 00:39:58,064 --> 00:39:59,833 >> Jimmy: ARCADE FIRE! 554 00:39:59,833 --> 00:40:04,637 "WE," IS OUT NOW WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 555 00:40:04,637 --> 00:40:22,822 * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO POST MALONE, HOWIE MANDEL, 556 00:40:22,822 --> 00:40:27,694 ARCADE FIRE, ONCE AGAIN. "WE" IS THE ALBUM. OF COURSE THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE 557 00:40:27,694 --> 00:40:31,131 FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA HELLO, ROOTS 558 00:40:31,131 --> 00:40:34,300 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 559 00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:34,300 SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE