1 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:12,412 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:12,412 --> 00:00:17,450 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:17,450 --> 00:00:20,620 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - ELIZABETH OLSEN, 4 00:00:20,620 --> 00:00:26,092 WILLIE GEIST MUSICAL GUEST NORAH JONES, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:26,092 --> 00:00:30,397 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1646 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:30,397 --> 00:00:37,971 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:48,181 * 8 00:00:48,181 --> 00:00:58,992 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 9 00:00:58,992 --> 00:01:01,494 COME ON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT 10 00:01:01,494 --> 00:01:04,230 THAT'S A GREAT CROWD WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 11 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:07,967 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT. 12 00:01:07,967 --> 00:01:12,539 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE WATCHING AT HOME. THANK YOU. 13 00:01:12,539 --> 00:01:19,079 GUYS, TODAY IS MAY THE 4th - [ CHEERS ] ALSO KNOWN AS "STAR WARS" 14 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:25,085 DAY -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AS IN, "MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH 15 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:29,389 YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT 16 00:01:29,389 --> 00:01:32,425 "STAR WARS" DAY, OR FOR GUYS IN THEIR 30s CELEBRATING IT, SOLO DE MAYO. 17 00:01:32,425 --> 00:01:38,098 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WHOA [ RIM SHOT ] 18 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:40,900 SOLO >> Jimmy: AH BUT "STAR WARS" DAY IS 19 00:01:40,900 --> 00:01:44,104 INTERESTING, 'CAUSE IT'S THE ONE TIME OF YEAR WHEN TINDER TRIES TO MATCH YOU WITH YOUR 20 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:47,841 SISTER YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING [ LAUGHTER ] 21 00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:50,710 YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE DON'T BLAME ME, BLAME GEORGE LUCAS, I DIDN'T WRITE 22 00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:55,448 IT LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS OVER IN ITALY, THERE'S A 23 00:01:55,448 --> 00:02:00,754 A $700 MILLION SUPER YACHT THAT EXPERTS THINK BELONGS TO VLADIMIR PUTIN 24 00:02:00,754 --> 00:02:06,059 AND RIGHT NOW IT'S TRYING TO SET SAIL BEFORE IT'S SEIZED. YEAH 25 00:02:06,059 --> 00:02:10,163 [ LAUGHTER ] TURNS OUT ESCAPING ON A YACHT IS THE LAST SQUARE PUTIN NEEDS 26 00:02:10,163 --> 00:02:14,434 IN THE SUPER VILLAIN BINGO [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, PUTIN'S YACHT IS KIND OF 27 00:02:14,434 --> 00:02:19,339 LIKE A CARNIVAL CRUISE THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS YOU GET FOOD POISONING MINUS THE FOOD. 28 00:02:19,339 --> 00:02:22,709 [ LAUGHTER ] "SORRY, YOU GET FOOD POISONING. 29 00:02:22,709 --> 00:02:25,578 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT YOU CAN TELL IT'S PUTIN'S YACHT, 'CAUSE ALL THE LIFE 30 00:02:25,578 --> 00:02:29,716 JACKETS HAVE WEIGHTS IN THEM [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S THE JOKE. 31 00:02:29,716 --> 00:02:31,685 [ RIM SHOT ] THAT'S THE ONE -- YOU NEED ONE JOKE 32 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:33,553 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE JOKE, YOU TAKE - 33 00:02:33,553 --> 00:02:35,855 >> Steve: THAT'S IT. [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL YOU NEED. 34 00:02:35,855 --> 00:02:37,924 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL YOU NEED RIGHT THERE. 35 00:02:37,924 --> 00:02:39,793 THAT'S THE JOKE, YEAH. THAT'S A GOOD ONE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 36 00:02:39,793 --> 00:02:42,328 MEANWHILE, I HEARD -- THIS IS VERY INTERESTING I HEARD THAT THE C.I.A. HAS 37 00:02:42,328 --> 00:02:46,566 STARTED USING INSTAGRAM TO HELP RUSSIANS SHARE STATE SECRETS [ AUDIENCE OOHS 38 00:02:46,566 --> 00:02:48,268 SPIES USED TO GATHER INTELLIGENCE THROUGH COVERT MISSIONS, NOW THEY JUST TALK TO 39 00:02:48,268 --> 00:02:55,175 EACH OTHER THROUGH LATTE FOAM ART. [ LAUGHTER ] 40 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:59,512 "HOW DO THEY DO THAT?" SPEAKING OF SOCIAL MEDIA, TWITTER JUST ROLLED OUT A NEW 41 00:02:59,512 --> 00:03:01,314 FEATURE CALLED "TWITTER CIRCLE," WHICH LETS USERS SHARE TWEETS WITH A SELECT GROUP OF 42 00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:09,856 UP TO 150 PEOPLE THAT STORY AGAIN, TWITTER INVENTED THE GROUP CHAT. 43 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:13,593 [ LAUGHTER ] UH, BUT I LIKE THE IDEA. NOW YOU CAN SOFT LAUNCH THE 44 00:03:13,593 --> 00:03:19,065 TWEET THAT GETS YOU FIRED, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 45 00:03:19,065 --> 00:03:21,768 "NO, DON'T SAY THAT. "OKAY. GUYS, IT IS TEACHER 46 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:27,207 APPRECIATION WEEK, YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY TEACHERS OUT 47 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,975 THERE WHO DESERVE OUR GRATITUDE, BUT THERE ARE ALSO A LOT OF TEACHERS WHO WE TEND 48 00:03:28,975 --> 00:03:38,685 TO OVERLOOK. AND I'D LIKE TO PAY TRIBUTE TO THEM NOW 49 00:03:38,685 --> 00:03:41,321 * SHOP TEACHERS -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 50 00:03:41,321 --> 00:03:45,792 THIS IS YOUR WEEK TOO. THANKS TO YOU, I KNOW HOW TO BUILD A BIRDHOUSE. 51 00:03:45,792 --> 00:03:48,194 SURE, THAT HASN'T BEEN USEFUL IN MY ADULT LIFE YET, BUT YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN SOMEBODY'S 52 00:03:48,194 --> 00:03:52,699 GOING TO ASK YOU TO BUILD A BIRDHOUSE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 53 00:03:52,699 --> 00:03:55,435 AND REMEMBER, GUYS, YOU ONLY NEED ONE FINGER TO SAY YOU'RE NUMBER ONE 54 00:03:55,435 --> 00:03:58,872 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE P.E. TEACHERS, YOU MAY NOT GET AN APPLE ON TEACHER 55 00:03:58,872 --> 00:04:04,277 APPRECIATION WEEK, BUT AT LEAST EVERYBODY AT SCHOOL KNOWS WHAT YOUR KNEES LOOK LIKE 56 00:04:04,277 --> 00:04:08,281 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT COUNTS FOR SOMETHING. PLUS YOU GET TO BLOW A WHISTLE 57 00:04:08,281 --> 00:04:13,353 AT WORK. HOW COOL IS THAT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 58 00:04:13,353 --> 00:04:16,289 AND FINALLY, SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 59 00:04:16,289 --> 00:04:18,391 YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST. WHEN YOU WHEEL OUT THAT OLD TOSHIBA TV ON THE SQUEAKY 60 00:04:18,391 --> 00:04:22,062 CART - [ CHEERS ] -- WE ALL KNOW WE'RE IN FOR THE 61 00:04:22,062 --> 00:04:26,800 BEST DAY OF THE SCHOOL YEAR. BECAUSE INSTEAD OF TEACHING US ABOUT THE ROMAN EMPIRE, YOU'RE 62 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:30,637 GONNA NURSE YOUR HANGOVER WHILE WE WATCH THE FIRST 45 MINUTES OF "OCTOBER SKY. 63 00:04:30,637 --> 00:04:34,574 [ LAUGHTER ] SO KICK YOUR FEET ON YOUR DESK, PULL OUT YOUR PHONE, AND PLAY 64 00:04:34,574 --> 00:04:38,812 FRUIT NINJA WHILE EVERYONE TAKES A TEST YOU'VE EARNED IT 65 00:04:38,812 --> 00:04:41,214 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FOR ALL THE TEACHERS OUT THERE, HAPPY TEACHER APPRECIATION 66 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:54,794 WEEK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL SOME NEWS FROM WASHINGTON 67 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:56,629 TODAY AT THE WHITE HOUSE, PRESIDENT BIDEN HOSTED TEAM U.S.A. ATHLETES FROM BOTH THE 68 00:04:56,629 --> 00:05:03,203 SUMMER AND WINTER OLYMPICS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH 69 00:05:03,203 --> 00:05:05,605 AND WHY NOT? BECAUSE AFTER A FEW MORE YEARS OF CLIMATE CHANGE, THEY'RE 70 00:05:05,605 --> 00:05:11,511 GOING TO BE COMBINED ANYWAY. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S TWO GOOD -- 71 00:05:11,511 --> 00:05:13,380 >> Steve: YEAH, COME ON. >> Jimmy: THAT'S TWO GOOD JOKES RIGHT THERE. 72 00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:15,682 >> Steve: THAT'S TWO RIGHT THERE, RIGHT >> Jimmy: TWO FOR THE PRICE OF 73 00:05:15,682 --> 00:05:17,851 ONE. >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: SOME BUSINESS NEWS, I 74 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:19,552 SAW THAT TURBOTAX IS GIVING $141 MILLION BACK TO ITS CUSTOMERS AFTER MAKING THEM PAY 75 00:05:19,552 --> 00:05:27,260 TO FILE THEIR TAXES WHEN THEY COULD HAVE BEEN DONE FOR FREE. [ CHEERS ] 76 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:30,663 RIGHT NOW TURBOTAX IS TRYING TO SPIN IT LIKE, "SEE, WE GOT YOU A HUGE REFUND! 77 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:36,102 [ LAUGHTER ] "THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY BACK. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 78 00:05:36,102 --> 00:05:38,071 LISTEN TO THIS -- DUE TO INFLATION, AT&T HAS DECIDED TO RAISE PRICES ON THEIR WIRELESS 79 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:42,909 PLANS. YEAH, WHEN THEY HEARD THAT, NETFLIX WAS LIKE, "YEAH, OKAY, 80 00:05:42,909 --> 00:05:48,081 LET'S SEE HOW THAT WORKS OUT." [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THIS IS GOING VIRAL. 81 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:50,650 A MAN WAS CAUGHT ON A RING DOORBELL CAMERA CONFRONTING HIS NEIGHBOR ABOUT A LOUD PARTY THE 82 00:05:50,650 --> 00:05:54,487 NIGHT BEFORE BUT HE WASN'T UPSET FOR THE REASON YOU'D THINK 83 00:05:54,487 --> 00:05:59,192 WATCH THIS >> HEY, UH, YOU GUYS WERE DOING SOMETHING LAST NIGHT, RIGHT? 84 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:02,228 >> YEAH. >> I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY YOU GUYS GOT -- LAST NIGHT, AND UH, 85 00:06:02,228 --> 00:06:04,030 YOU KNOW, NORMALLY I WOULDN'T MAKE IT A PROBLEM, BUT NEXT TIME, INVITE YOUR -- NEIGHBOR, 86 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:13,707 DUDE, I WANT TO PARTY TOO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 87 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:19,846 "I WANT TO PARTY TOO, MAN. >> Steve: "COME ON, MAN. >> Jimmy: IT GOT EVEN MORE 88 00:06:19,846 --> 00:06:22,916 AWKWARD WHEN THE PERSON INSIDE SAID, "OKAY THEN, NO MORE PARTIES. 89 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:25,852 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WELL FINALLY, IT IS TIME TO TAKE A LOOK AT THE STORIES 90 00:06:25,852 --> 00:06:32,959 MAKING HEADLINES TODAY AND WEIGH THE GOOD WITH THE BAD. IT'S TIME FOR "PROS AND CONS." 91 00:06:32,959 --> 00:06:33,793 IT'S TIME FOR "PROS AND CONS." HERE WE GO 92 00:06:34,527 --> 00:06:35,161 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 93 00:06:35,161 --> 00:06:37,230 * PROS AND CONS AND PROS AND CON AND PROS * 94 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,966 >> Jimmy: TONIGHT, WE'LL BE TAKING A LOOK AT THE PROS AND CONS OF MOTHER'S DAY 95 00:06:39,966 --> 00:06:43,903 IT IS THIS SUNDAY. IT'S A DAY TO CELEBRATE MOM. BUT IT CAN BE A LITTLE 96 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:46,306 STRESSFUL, SO LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE PROS AND CONS OF MOTHER'S DAY 97 00:06:46,306 --> 00:06:50,076 HERE WE GO PRO, IT'S THE ONE TIME OF YEAR TO TRULY APPRECIATE THE PERSON 98 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:53,613 WHO GAVE BIRTH TO YOU. CON, BY SENDING HER THE CHEAPEST OPTION FROM THE 99 00:06:53,613 --> 00:07:01,921 EDIBLE ARRANGEMENTS WEBSITE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE PRO, VISITING YOUR MOM FOR THE 100 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:04,457 WEEKEND. CON, SPENDING THE ENTIRE TIME HELPING HER LOG INTO HER 101 00:07:04,457 --> 00:07:10,663 NETFLIX ACCOUNT. [ APPLAUSE ] THE PASSWORD IS "PASSWORD. 102 00:07:10,663 --> 00:07:13,833 PRO, GIVING MOM A BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN CARD CON, GIVING DAD THE SAME CARD 103 00:07:13,833 --> 00:07:17,570 FOR FATHER'S DAY AND SAYING, "THIS, BUT YOU," YEAH. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 104 00:07:17,570 --> 00:07:22,475 "YOU GET THE IDEA, RIGHT YEAH, WE CARE ABOUT YOU TOO. PRO, MOTHER'S DAY WAS FIRST 105 00:07:22,475 --> 00:07:26,846 CELEBRATED OVER 100 YEARS AGO. CON, THE FIRST PRESENT WAS A A GIFT CARD TO YE OLDE 106 00:07:26,846 --> 00:07:35,155 ANN TAYLOR LOFT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE PRO, LOVING YOUR MOM FOR BEING 107 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:38,892 EXACTLY WHO SHE IS CON, A PERSON WHO CALLS ZACH GALIFIANAKIS "JACK 108 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:44,464 GOLF-IN-THE -- [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "GALFIMA - 109 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:48,835 YOU KNOW, JACK GOLF-IN-THE-GAL -- GALAPAGOS." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 110 00:07:48,835 --> 00:07:52,639 PRO, SPLURGING ON SOMETHING PRICEY CON, LIKE A FULL TANK OF GAS 111 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:54,274 HEY, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! >> Steve: HEY, OH! 112 00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:57,911 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HEY, WATCH IT. THAT'S RIGHT 113 00:07:57,911 --> 00:08:00,647 PRO, HEARING MOM SAY, "THE GREATEST GIFT I COULD EVER RECEIVE IS YOU." 114 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:05,552 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] CON, "ALTHOUGH MAUREEN'S SON GOT HER A TENNIS BRACELET. 115 00:08:05,552 --> 00:08:13,026 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "JUST SAYING." PRO, TAKING YOUR MOM OUT TO THE 116 00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:16,496 ONE PLACE SHE LOVES MOST CON, THE CORNER SLOT MACHINE AT THE GOLDEN NUGGET CASINO 117 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,765 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU GO, THAT WAS THE "PROS AND CONS." 118 00:08:18,765 --> 00:08:23,269 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 119 00:08:23,269 --> 00:08:29,042 SHE STARS IN THE NEW MARVEL MOVIE "DOCTOR STRANGE IN THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS. 120 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:35,181 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ELIZABETH OLSEN IS HERE TONIGHT! 121 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:39,452 PLUS, MY MAN, HE HOSTS "SUNDAY TODAY WITH WILLIE GEIST. WILLIE GEIST IS HERE AS WELL 122 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:45,058 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC. SHE'S CELEBRATING, BELIEVE IT 123 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:50,263 OR NOT, THE 20th ANNIVERSARY OF HER DEBUT ALBUM "COME AWAY WITH ME." 124 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:55,068 HAS IT BEEN 20 YEARS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SHE HAS A NEW SUPER-DELUXE 125 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:58,772 EDITION. SHE MADE HER TV DEBUT RIGHT HERE ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW" 126 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:02,409 20 YEARS AGO [ CHEERS ] THE ALBUM WENT ON TO WIN 127 00:09:02,409 --> 00:09:07,213 8 GRAMMYS AND SELL OVER 30 MILLION COPIES. NORAH JONES IS HERE. 128 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:12,552 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE NORAH JONES SHE IS BACK TONIGHT, AND SHE'S 129 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:16,723 PERFORMING "DON'T KNOW WHY" TONIGHT, HERE, IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. 130 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:18,725 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 131 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:22,028 "BATTLE OF THE INSTANT SONGWRITERS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 132 00:09:22,028 --> 00:09:29,069 * >> Jimmy: THERE'S THEORIES ONLINE THAT SAY MAYBE YOUR 133 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:31,471 CHARACTER IN THIS FILM ENDS UP BEING THE VILLIAN. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 134 00:09:31,471 --> 00:09:33,440 >> YES, I'VE HEARD ABOUT THIS. I LOVE MY CHARACTERS >> Jimmy: OH OKAY. 135 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:38,345 >> YOU KNOW I -- I'M THEIR ADVOCATE I DEFEND THEM. 136 00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:41,214 >> Jimmy: OKAY >> I JUST PLAYED AN AX MURDERER 137 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:45,585 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND I LOVE HER AND I THINK SHE'S FABULOUS 138 00:09:45,585 --> 00:10:03,703 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. >> Jimmy: OH, WELCOME BACK, 139 00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:07,407 EVERYBODY. HERE AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW," WE LOVE SONGS 140 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:10,677 AND WE ESPECIALLY LOVE SONGS WRITTEN BY OUR AUDIENCE MEMBERS IN - 141 00:10:10,677 --> 00:10:13,613 IN AN UNDER AN HOUR. IT IS TIME FOR "BATTLE OF THE INSTANT SONGWRITERS. 142 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:16,850 INSTANT SONGWRITERS. HERE WE GO 143 00:10:17,917 --> 00:10:18,651 * SOMETIMES I'M 144 00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:23,790 SINGING A SONG * AND I'M WRITING A SON ABOUT ANOTHER SONG * 145 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:26,726 >> Jimmy: WELCOME TO "BATTLE OF THE INSTANT SONGWRITERS. BEFORE THE SHOW WE WENT THROUGH 146 00:10:26,726 --> 00:10:32,766 OUR GREAT TALENTED AUDIENCE AND WE PICKED OUT TWO PEOPLE WHO SAID THEY WERE MUSICIANS 147 00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:36,670 AND WE GAVE THEM EACH A MADE UP SONG TITLE THEN ASKED THEM -- WE GAVE THEM 148 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:40,407 AN HOUR TO WRITE AN ORIGINAL SONG BASED ON THAT TITLE THIS IS REAL 149 00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:43,476 HERE'S A SHOT OF THEM OF THEM PRACTICING BACKSTAGE A MINUTE AGO. 150 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,846 YEAH I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT THEY COME UP WITH 151 00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:49,683 SO, LET'S MEET THEM RIGHT NOW. COME ON OVER GUYS. * 152 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:51,551 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HI GOOD TO SEE YOU. 153 00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:55,388 PLEASURE HI, NICE TO SEE YOU. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE 154 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:58,425 WELCOME TO THE SHOW. LET'S START WITH CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE 155 00:10:58,425 --> 00:11:00,627 WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> I'M GEMMA LAURENCE AND I'M 156 00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:04,064 FROM BRUNSWICK, MAINE. >> Jimmy: HEY, WE LOVE MAINE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 157 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:08,702 SHOUT OUT TO MAINE OH, I LOVE IT. NOW, WHAT WAS THE TITLE OF THE 158 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:14,507 SONG THAT YOU WERE GIVEN >> "IS IT LOVE OR IS IT CAKE?" >> Jimmy: WOW, VERY TOPICAL. 159 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:17,077 I LOVE THAT. AND WHAT INSTRUMENT WILL YOU BE PLAYING? 160 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:19,979 IS IT THE BANJO? >> I'LL BE PLAYING BANJO, YEAH >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. 161 00:11:19,979 --> 00:11:21,514 >> YEAH? >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DO LOVE BANJO. 162 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,149 >> YEAH? >> Jimmy: IS THAT A BIG INSTRUMENT IN MAINE? 163 00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:25,318 >> I THINK SO. PEOPLE TELL ME THAT. I COME TO NEW YORK AND THEY'RE 164 00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:28,621 LIKE, "YOU'RE BANJO GIRL." AND I'M LIKE, "OKAY? >> Jimmy: SURE, YEAH 165 00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:31,291 WHY NOT? I THINK IT'S GREAT I MISS -- I WANT TO HEAR MORE 166 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:33,326 BANJO. YEAH, PLEASE >> GREAT 167 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:35,595 >> Jimmy: WHENEVER -- GO GET SETTLED. >> PERFECT TIME? 168 00:11:35,595 --> 00:11:40,633 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LOVE IT. OH, THIS IS EXCITING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 169 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:42,969 WE GOT BANJOS NOW. OKAY AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 170 00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:44,838 HERE TO PERFORM THE WORLD PREMIERE OF THE SOON-TO-BE CLASSIC, "IS IT LOVE OR IS IT 171 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:49,342 CLASSIC, "IS IT LOVE OR IS IT CAKE," IT'S GEMMA LAURENCE 172 00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:51,778 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 173 00:11:51,778 --> 00:12:01,855 * * MET A GIR AT THE BAKERY TODAY * 174 00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:08,828 * HER EYES INVITING M TO TAKE A PLATE * * AND I COULDN'T HELP 175 00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:18,238 BUT COME BAC THE VERY NEXT DAY * * IS IT LOV 176 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:27,647 OR IS IT CAKE * * SAW IT FOR THE FIRST TIME THROUGH THE GLASS * 177 00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:34,754 * OH, I COULD SEE SHE'D BE A TOTAL SNACK * * UNLIKE A KITKAT 178 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:43,263 SHE WON'T GIVE MY MIND A BREAK * * IS THIS LOV 179 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:51,705 OR IS IT JUST CAKE * * COULD I BE DISILLUSIONE WITHOUT HER I'M 180 00:12:51,705 --> 00:13:01,514 SOGGY FIG NEWTON * * DO I WANT HER OR DO I JUST CRAVE GLUTEN * 181 00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:08,054 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT! 182 00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:11,591 THAT CURVEBALL AT THE END, I LOVE THAT. GEMMA LAURENCE, EVERYBODY. 183 00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:16,629 GIVE IT UP FOR GEMMA LAURENCE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NICE CURVEBALL AT THE END. 184 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,798 ALL RIGHT. LET'S MEET CONTESTANT NUMBER TWO. 185 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,101 WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> I'M FRANKLIN RANKIN FROM 186 00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:23,603 LONG ISLAND. >> Jimmy: FRANKLIN RANKIN FROM LONG ISLAND. 187 00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:27,340 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FRANKLIN RANKIN. GREAT NAME 188 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,743 FRANKLIN, TELL EVERYONE, PLEASE, WHAT YOUR SONG TITLE IS 189 00:13:29,743 --> 00:13:35,315 >> "CAN ELON MUSK BUY ME SOMETHING? [ LAUGHTER ] 190 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:38,251 >> Jimmy: "CAN ELON MUSK BUY ME SOMETHING? YEAH, HE'S WATCHING THE SHOW 191 00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:41,321 TONIGHT. SO, YEAH, IF IT'S GOOD, YEAH, ELON COULD PROBABLY GET -- TAKE 192 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:44,257 CARE OF SOMETHING. WHAT INSTRUMENT WILL YOU BE PLAYING TONIGHT? 193 00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:46,659 >> GUITAR. >> Jimmy: GUITAR ALL RIGHT, PERFECT 194 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,529 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FANTASTIC, I LOVE GUITAR TOO FRANKLIN, WHENEVER YOU'RE -- 195 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:54,134 GET READY. WHENEVER YOU GET SETTLED "CAN ELON MUSK BUY ME 196 00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:56,503 SOMETHING? OKAY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GET READY 197 00:13:56,503 --> 00:14:03,643 FOR THE WORLD PREMIERE OF "CAN ELON MUSK BUY ME SOMETHING?" BY FRANKLIN RANKIN. 198 00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:03,677 ELON MUSK BUY ME SOMETHING?" BY FRANKLIN RANKIN. 199 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:09,849 * * I KNOW HE JUS 200 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:14,220 BOUGHT TWITTER * * AND IT PROBABLY COST A LOT * 201 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:20,126 * BUT SUMMER'S COMING U AND MY ACCOUNT'S NOT LOOKING HOT * 202 00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:26,466 * SO MAYBE JUST A TESLA OR A GLOSSY DIAMOND RING * * OH, COULD ELON MUSK 203 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:35,742 BUY ME SOMETHING * * I'D EVEN TAKE A ROCKE OR A LITTLE BIT OF DOGE * 204 00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:43,083 * A TRIP TO TURKS AND CAICO OR A GIFT CARD TO LOWE'S * * A SPACE X TO THE MOON 205 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:47,220 MAYBE HE'LL TAKE M FOR A RIDE * * OH, CAN ELON MUSK 206 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:54,327 BUY ME SOMETHING * * WOULDN'T MIND A PELOTON BECAUSE I'M WORKIN 207 00:14:54,327 --> 00:15:01,868 ON MY CORE * * HE CAN HIT ME UP ON VENMO AT FRANKLINRANKIN4 * 208 00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:04,938 * IF YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF PESOS * * YOU CAN BORRO 209 00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:09,409 FROM JEFF BEZOS * * OH, CAN ELON MUSK BUY ME * 210 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:12,812 * IF YOU'RE WATCHIN PLEASE BUY ME * * CAN ELON MUSK 211 00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:20,787 BUY ME SOMETHING * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NICE BEZOS LINE. 212 00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:26,359 NICE BEZOS LINE, RIGHT THERE FRANKLIN, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. FRANKLIN RANKIN. 213 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:29,963 NOW, IT IS TIME TO SEE WHO WON AND WE'RE GOING TO LET OUR GREAT AUDIENCE DECIDE THE 214 00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:33,900 WINNER IS IT -- [ DRUMROLL ] 215 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:40,473 GEMMA LAURENCE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OR IS IT FRANKLIN RANKIN 216 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:43,209 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LOOKS LIKE THE WINNER IS GEMMA LAURENCE 217 00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:46,279 GEMMA, CONGRATULATIONS [ DINGING YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THE 218 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:49,315 "BATTLE OF THE INSTANT SONGWRITERS. YOU WILL BE GOING HOME WITH, OF 219 00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:55,121 COURSE, A SWEATSHIRT THAT SAYS "I LOVE MUSIC. >> YES 220 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:57,757 >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. YOU REALLY DESERVE IT, AND YOU EARNED IT. 221 00:15:57,757 --> 00:16:03,029 YEAH OH, ALSO, YOU'RE GOING HOME WITH A SAMSUNG GALAXY 2 PRO. 222 00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:11,037 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE A GALAXY BOOK 2 PRO TO WRITE AND RECORD SONGS ON. 223 00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:13,039 THAT IS FOR YOU. CONGRATULATIONS. >> THANK YOU SO MUCH 224 00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:18,078 >> Jimmy: FRANKLIN - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SORRY. 225 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:21,147 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I'M GLAD YOU CAME. NO, I'M KIDDING. 226 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,650 WE HAVE A SWEATSHIRT WE HAVE A SWEATSHIRT >> AW, SICK. 227 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:26,386 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT SAYS "I LOVE MUSIC. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 228 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:29,456 THAT'S GREAT THAT'S YOUR SIZE IT FITS PERFECT. 229 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:33,593 ALL RIGHT, WE'LL BE RIGHT -- I'M KIDDING. AND A SAMSUNG GALAXY PRO 230 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:36,863 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WRITE, RECORD. MAKE AN ALBUM, BUD 231 00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:40,700 MAKE AN ALBUM, PAL GIVE IT UP FOR TWO NEW INSTANT SONGWRITERS. 232 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:44,104 STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ELIZABETH OLSEN. 233 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:51,211 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 234 00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:55,348 * I WAITED 'TIL I SAW THE SUN * * I DON'T KNOW WH 235 00:16:55,348 --> 00:17:16,536 I DIDN'T COME * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN EMMY-NOMINATED ACTRESS FOR HER 236 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:21,041 FANTASTIC WORK IN "WANDAVISION." SHE NOW STARS -- I KNOW, SHE 237 00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:23,043 WAS GREAT. SHE NOW STARS ALONGSIDE BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IN THE NEW 238 00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:29,783 MARVEL MOVIE "DOCTOR STRANGE IN THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS. WHICH OPENS IN THEATERS AND 239 00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:36,056 IMAX THIS FRIDAY EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME ELIZABETH OLSEN. 240 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:36,056 EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME ELIZABETH OLSEN. 241 00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:49,069 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 242 00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:56,976 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. >> OH, HOW FUN 243 00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:59,612 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW >> OH, MY GOSH, IN PERSON. 244 00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,915 >> Jimmy: IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU IN PERSON. >> YES, IN THE FLESH 245 00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:04,751 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR -- YOU HELPED US OUT ON ZOOM. 246 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,687 AND THEN, WE ACTUALLY DID -- >> WELL, I DIDN'T HELP YOU >> Jimmy: YOU DID, YOU - 247 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,889 >> I JUST WAS THERE ONCE >> Jimmy: NO -- WELL, THAT'S HELPING OUR SHOW 248 00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:13,026 SO, I APPRECIATE THAT. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING THAT 249 00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:14,594 WE ALSO DID A GREAT BIT TOGETHER BASED OFF OF "WANDAVISION" AND THAT WAS ONE 250 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:18,732 OF THE BEST BITS THAT WE'VE EVER DONE ON THE SHOW. CONGRATS ON "WANDAVISION," BY 251 00:18:18,732 --> 00:18:23,036 THE WAY. SINCE I TALKED TO YOU -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 252 00:18:23,036 --> 00:18:26,406 IT WAS SO GREAT. >> IT'S SO FUNNY >> Jimmy: IT WAS FANTASTIC 253 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:29,776 IT GOT NOMINATED FOR, LIKE, 20 EMMY NOMINATIONS. AND I WAS LIKE, OH, MY GOSH. 254 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,644 AND, OF COURSE, IT WAS THE FIRST KIND OF EMMYS BACK WHERE EVERYONE JUST KIND OF CAME 255 00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:35,382 BACK WHAT WAS THAT LIKE FOR YOU THAT EXPERIENCE OF HAVING AN 256 00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:41,354 AWARD SHOW AND EVERYONE AROUND >> IT WAS -- I MEAN, IT WAS VERY SURPRISING. 257 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:43,089 NO ONE -- NO ONE DOES A MARVEL JOB AND THINKS THAT YOU'RE GOING TO GET NOMINATED FOR 258 00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:47,694 SOMETHING. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH -- BUT YOU DID. 259 00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,796 YOU CRUSHED IT >> BUT WE DID. AND THEN WE ACTUALLY GOT TO 260 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:54,367 CELEBRATE TOGETHER FOR THE FIRST TIME AT THE EMMYS BECAUSE WE WRAPPED DURING COVID. 261 00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:56,569 AND I WISH -- I WISH THAT EVERYONE WAS TOGETHER, LIKE DEPARTMENT HEADS AND 262 00:18:56,569 --> 00:19:00,073 EVERYTHING BUT IT WAS REALLY SPECIAL GETTING TO BE THERE AND 263 00:19:00,073 --> 00:19:07,047 CELEBRATE OUR SHOW AMONG, LIKE, YOU KNOW, LIKE REALLY SERIOUS THINGS 264 00:19:07,047 --> 00:19:10,350 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WE JUST HAD A GOOD TIME >> Jimmy: WELL, IT WAS SO GOOD 265 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:12,085 AND DIFFERENT AND CREATIVE THAT YOU HAD TO BE APPLAUDED FOR THAT 266 00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:16,122 IT WAS JUST SO FUN TO WATCH. AND OBVIOUSLY, WE'LL TALK ABOUT "DOCTOR STRANGE. 267 00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:19,859 BUT, CONGRATS ON THAT. YOU NAILED IT. "WANDAVISION" WAS SO GOOD. 268 00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:22,896 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANKS. >> Jimmy: I WAS HAPPY FOR YOU. 269 00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:25,098 BUT YOU HAVE -- YOU HAVE A NEW PROJECT COMING OUT THAT I'M EXCITED FOR BECAUSE I HAVE 270 00:19:25,098 --> 00:19:29,135 KIDS YOU'RE WRITING A CHILDREN'S BOOK 271 00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:31,571 YOU WROTE ONE. >> YES, MY HUSBAND AND I WROTE A CHILDREN'S BOOK, WHICH I 272 00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:36,343 DIDN'T KNOW I WAS GOING TO TALK ABOUT TONIGHT, BUT HOW GREAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 273 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,211 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU CAN TALK ABOUT IT, YEAH I FIGURE, WHY NOT? 274 00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:42,048 >> WHY NOT IT COMES OUT THE END OF JUNE, AND -- 275 00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:44,117 >> Jimmy: "HATTIE HARMONY. >> "HATTIE HARMONY." SHE'S A WORRY DETECTIVE. 276 00:19:44,117 --> 00:19:46,052 [ AUDIENCE AWWs AND THIS WAS A PROJECT THAT WE CAME UP WITH DURING COVID AND 277 00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:50,790 LOCKDOWN >> Jimmy: A LOT OF IDEAS CAME OUT OF THAT. 278 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,659 >> YEAH, AND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT POSITIVE STUFF OUT IN THE WORLD AND HOW TO AFFECT 279 00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:58,865 KIDS IN A POSITIVE WAY AND -- I LOVE TALKING ABOUT MY FEELINGS IN THERAPY. 280 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:02,802 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SO, YEAH - >> SO, SHE'S A WORRY DETECTIVE, 281 00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:08,942 AND SHE HELPS HER FRIENDS AT SCHOOL IDENTIFY THEIR FEELINGS AND THEN SHE HAS A TOOL KIT. 282 00:20:08,942 --> 00:20:13,179 AND SHE GIVES THEM TOOLS TO HELP DEAL WITH THEIR WORRIES AND THEIR ANXIETIES. 283 00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:17,017 AND IT'S A BOOK SERIES I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT >> Jimmy: OH, SO YOU HAVE 284 00:20:17,017 --> 00:20:19,853 A SECOND ONE >> WE WILL, YEAH >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY 285 00:20:19,853 --> 00:20:21,821 >> NEXT YEAR >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS! I LOVE "HATTIE HARMONY." 286 00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:25,425 IS A GREAT - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH. 287 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:28,495 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A CUTE NAME >> ISN'T SHE CUTE? I KNOW 288 00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:30,797 THAT'S MY HUSBAND, HE'S VERY CLEVER >> Jimmy: AND HATTIE AND CATTY 289 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,766 I LOVE IT, YEAH. YOU KNOW, I WAS READING UP ON YOU BEFORE THIS INTERVIEW JUST 290 00:20:32,766 --> 00:20:36,403 TO SEE IF THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE THAT WE HAVEN'T TALKED ABOUT AND I SAW THAT YOU GOT YOUR 291 00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:38,004 REAL ESTATE LICENSE BEFORE YOUR CAREER TOOK OFF. >> I DID 292 00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:40,640 >> Jimmy: IN NEW YORK CITY >> WHILE I WAS IN COLLEGE. >> Jimmy: REALLY 293 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:44,244 >> YEAH, I JUST WANTED A SUMMER JOB THAT WASN'T AT A A RESTAURANT 294 00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:46,746 >> Jimmy: YOU COULDN'T -- WHY? YOU COULDN'T WORK AT A A RESTAURANT 295 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:49,916 >> I JUST -- YOU KNOW, I THINK I'M REALLY PATIENT WITH PEOPLE BUT I DON'T KNOW IF I ACTUALLY 296 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,818 WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO DEAL WITH THAT EVERY DAY. I FEEL LIKE "THE CUSTOMER'S 297 00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:58,491 ALWAYS RIGHT" ISN'T THE MOST FAIR THING IN THE WORLD. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THERE ARE SOME 298 00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:02,595 CUSTOMERS THAT AREN'T RIGHT. >> THEY'RE REALLY NOT, RIGHT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 299 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,898 >> Jimmy: YEAH -- THEY'RE NOT RIGHT. AND TREAT PEOPLE WITH RESPECT. 300 00:21:04,898 --> 00:21:07,200 YEAH, CALM DOWN. >> SO, I FELT WITH REAL ESTATE -- I LIKED -- 301 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,869 WHATEVER, I JUST -- IT WAS EASY I MEAN -- GETTING THE LICENSE 302 00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:13,440 WASN'T EASY. THAT WAS ACTUALLY ANNOYING BUT -- 303 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,942 >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO FOR A REAL ESTATE LICENSE >> YOU JUST TAKE CLASSES 304 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:20,647 AND I DIDN'T, LIKE, SELL THINGS I WORKED FOR SOMEONE WHO DID 305 00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:23,083 BUT -- >> Jimmy: DID YOU GO TO APARTMENT SHOWINGS 306 00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:24,984 >> YES >> Jimmy: YOU GO LIKE, "WHY DON'T YOU COME TAKE A LOOK AT 307 00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:27,420 THE KITCHEN? IT'S REALLY SPACIOUS." >> AND I, LIKE, WENT IN AND 308 00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:29,923 LIKE TURNED LIGHTS ON. THAT'S LIKE A REALLY BIG PART OF MY JOB. 309 00:21:29,923 --> 00:21:33,526 >> Jimmy: WOW, NAILED IT WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 310 00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:35,729 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: WOW, ISN'T THAT UNBELIEVABLE 311 00:21:35,729 --> 00:21:37,697 >> BUT I WAS, LIKE, BOOKING THESE APPOINTMENTS AND I JUST MOVED TO NEW YORK. 312 00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:41,835 I WAS 19 YEARS OLD AND I'D BE BOOKING PEOPLE'S APPOINTMENTS AND I'D COME UP 313 00:21:41,835 --> 00:21:45,138 WITH STREET NAMES THAT I DIDN'T -- I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE. 314 00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:49,609 AND THERE IS A STREET THAT IS VERY FAMILIAR TO ME NOW -- >> Jimmy: LIKE HOUSTON 315 00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,678 OR - >> WELL, THAT ONE I MESS UP NOW AFTER LIVING IN NEW YORK FOR 316 00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:54,314 EIGHT YEARS. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, IT'S ON HOUSTON STREET." 317 00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:57,117 NO, THAT'S HOUSTON >> NO, IT WAS STUYVESANT >> Jimmy: STUYVESANT 318 00:21:57,117 --> 00:21:58,852 >> YEAH, SO, I WAS MAKING AN APPOINTMENT. I WAS LIKE, "OUR CLIENT WANTS 319 00:21:58,852 --> 00:22:02,055 TO SEE, LIKE, 46 STUYVESANT STREET." [ LAUGHTER ] 320 00:22:02,055 --> 00:22:04,791 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: STUYVESANT YOU 321 00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:07,327 MADE - >> STUYVESANT. >> Jimmy: STUYVESANT 322 00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:09,629 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: STUY-TOWN? >> YEAH. 323 00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:12,065 [ LAUGHTER ] >> I DIDN'T -- I WASN'T FAMILIAR WITH IT 324 00:22:12,065 --> 00:22:14,868 >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO PERFECT. THAT'S FANTASTIC >> BUT NO ONE TOLD ME WHEN I 325 00:22:14,868 --> 00:22:16,703 WAS DOING IT THEY ALL WERE JUST SILENT WHILE I WAS ON THE PHONE 326 00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:21,207 >> Jimmy: STUYVESANT >> AND THEY DIDN'T CORRECT ME. AND THEN THEY ALL JUST LAUGHED 327 00:22:21,207 --> 00:22:23,810 >> Jimmy: YOU COULD JACK THE PRICES UP IF YOU LIVED - [ LAUGHTER ] 328 00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:26,446 >> I KNOW. IN STUY-TOWN STUYVESANT TOWN. 329 00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:28,948 >> Jimmy: STUYVESANT TOWN? [ LAUGHTER ] IT SOUNDS SO FRENCH. 330 00:22:28,948 --> 00:22:30,817 IT'S SO COOL >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WE MIGHT -- THEY 331 00:22:30,817 --> 00:22:32,719 DIDN'T LIKE THAT AT ALL? IT DIDN'T TAKE OFF >> NO, IT'S JUST A VOICE MAIL 332 00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:34,320 AND I WAS JUST MADE FUN OF AFTER. >> Jimmy: STUYVESANT, I LOVE 333 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:36,823 THAT I'M ALWAYS GOING TO CALL IT THAT FROM NOW ON 334 00:22:36,823 --> 00:22:39,392 I REMEMBER LEARNING WHAT SOHO WAS. I WAS LIKE, "OH, SOHO, THAT'S 335 00:22:39,392 --> 00:22:42,962 SO COOL. AND IT JUST MEANS -- >> SOUTH OF HOUSTON. 336 00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:45,732 YEAH, EVERYTHING DUMBO, EVERY -- IT'S ALL - >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DIDN'T KNOW 337 00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:47,667 WHAT ANY OF THAT STUFF MEANT >> WHICH IS COOL >> Jimmy: YES. 338 00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:50,270 >> THERE IS A COOLNESS >> Jimmy: WE MADE IT COOL. >> YEAH. 339 00:22:50,270 --> 00:22:52,339 >> Jimmy: YEAH NOMAD. >> YEAH. 340 00:22:52,339 --> 00:22:54,107 >> Jimmy: NORTH OF MADISON >> SURE. >> Jimmy: YEAH 341 00:22:54,107 --> 00:22:56,609 >> I THINK I JUST LEARNED THAT >> Jimmy: OH, IS THAT RIGHT? >> SURE. 342 00:22:56,609 --> 00:22:58,111 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, STUYVESANT >> STUYVESANT, NOMAD 343 00:22:58,111 --> 00:22:59,446 >> Jimmy: WE'RE LEARNING FROM EACH OTHER LET'S TALK ABOUT 344 00:22:59,446 --> 00:23:02,615 "DOCTOR STRANGE. >> YES [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 345 00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:05,485 >> Jimmy: "DOCTOR STRANGE IN THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS. OH, MY GOSH. 346 00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:12,125 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BIG, BIG, BIG MOVIE THIS WEEKEND. 347 00:23:12,125 --> 00:23:14,094 GO SEE IT, IMAX IF YOU CAN I KNOW YOU JUST HAD THE BIG PREMIERE IN L.A. 348 00:23:14,094 --> 00:23:17,597 >> YES >> Jimmy: HOW DID THAT GO? >> IT WAS REALLY AMAZING 349 00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:19,065 IT WAS -- IT'S AMAZING TO BE IN FRONT OF PEOPLE CLAPPING AND SCREAMING. 350 00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:25,372 IT'S - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU MISS THAT RIGHT? 351 00:23:25,372 --> 00:23:27,107 >> I'M REALLY SHALLOW. I REALLY NEED IT >> Jimmy: SO DO I. 352 00:23:27,107 --> 00:23:31,444 PLEASE, I NEED IT MORE THAN YOU. >> BUT IT -- IT WAS AMAZING TO 353 00:23:31,444 --> 00:23:33,179 HAVE A PREMIERE IN FRONT OF FANS I DON'T WATCH THE -- I DIDN'T 354 00:23:33,179 --> 00:23:35,415 WATCH IT I HAVEN'T SEEN IT. >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T WATCH 355 00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:37,283 YOURSELF >> NO, I DO WATCH MY STUFF I JUST DECIDED I CAN'T WATCH 356 00:23:37,283 --> 00:23:40,887 THESE MARVEL MOVIES AT A A PREMIERE ANYMORE >> Jimmy: WHY? 357 00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:42,655 >> WELL -- EVERY TIME I JUST WATCH IT AND I LOOK AROUND ME AND I'M LIKE, "WELL, IT'S OUR 358 00:23:42,655 --> 00:23:50,797 FIRST FLOP." LIKE, EVERY TIME I JUST THINK, "IT'S OUR FIRST 359 00:23:50,797 --> 00:23:53,366 FLOP." >> Jimmy: YOU THINK YOU -- >> I SAW "AVENGERS: ENDGAME" 360 00:23:53,366 --> 00:23:56,202 AND I LOOKED AROUND ME, AND I SAID, "IS IT OUR FIRST FLOP? [ LAUGHTER ] 361 00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:58,171 >> Jimmy: "AVENGERS: ENDGAME" IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST MOVIES IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD 362 00:23:58,171 --> 00:24:00,674 >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND YOU WERE LIKE, "HERE WE GO. 363 00:24:00,674 --> 00:24:03,843 WE GOT OUR FIRST FLOP. >> I WAS LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS ONE. 364 00:24:03,843 --> 00:24:05,945 >> Jimmy: "NO ONE'S GONNA WATCH THIS 'AVENGERS' THING. >> AND SO, I JUST DECIDED I 365 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:08,882 DON'T WANT TO PUT MYSELF THROUGH THAT EXPERIENCE AGAIN. >> Jimmy: OH, IT IS SO - 366 00:24:08,882 --> 00:24:11,384 >> SO, I'LL SEE IT AT SOME POINT. >> Jimmy: IT IS SO NOT A FLOP. 367 00:24:11,384 --> 00:24:15,221 AND YOU ARE GETTING AMAZING REVIEWS, BY THE WAY. YOU JUST POP 368 00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:18,591 YOU'RE STUNNING IN THIS THING. >> I'M A POPPER. >> Jimmy: YOU DO 369 00:24:18,591 --> 00:24:21,227 YOU POP. YOU COME OUT I MEAN -- DO YOU READ THE 370 00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:23,296 REVIEWS OR YOU GO, "I CAN'T GET THAT INVOLVED" EITHER? >> I SEE THEM WHEN THEY'RE SENT 371 00:24:23,296 --> 00:24:25,832 TO ME. MICHAEL WALDRON, WHO WROTE IT, SENT ME A CLIP OF -- JUST 372 00:24:25,832 --> 00:24:30,503 A SEGMENT OF ONE AND IT WAS SUCH AN ABSURD QUOTE, THAT I JUST TOLD HIM 373 00:24:30,503 --> 00:24:35,642 THAT, LIKE, "YOU'RE MEAN, AND YOU'RE LYING." AND THEN HE SENT ME THE 374 00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:38,712 ARTICLE. AND I WENT TO THE ARTICLE AND THE GUY'S NAME WAS MICK. 375 00:24:38,712 --> 00:24:42,349 AND I WAS LIKE, "MICHAEL, WHAT A BAD ALIAS. >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU PUT 376 00:24:42,349 --> 00:24:47,687 MICHAEL -- HE WAS MICK >> YEAH, YEAH, OKAY, MICHAEL >> Jimmy: WHERE ARE YOU LIVING 377 00:24:47,687 --> 00:24:50,623 STUYVESANT [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, PLEASE 378 00:24:50,623 --> 00:24:53,693 >> I CAN SEE YOU >> Jimmy: I CAN SEE YOU. YEAH, I KNOW NAMES, BUDDY. 379 00:24:53,693 --> 00:24:56,229 NO, I SAY MICK IS A COOL NAME. THERE -- THERE'S A THEORY ONLINE -- OF COURSE NO 380 00:24:56,229 --> 00:25:00,800 SPOILERS I DON'T WANT TO TELL ANYONE ANYTHING 381 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:04,504 NEVER. BUT, THERE'S SOME GOODIES IN THIS ONE 382 00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:07,574 YEAH, THERE'S SOME CAMEOS, MAYBE? >> MAYBE 383 00:25:07,574 --> 00:25:09,776 I WAS HARDLY THERE >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING, YEAH 384 00:25:09,776 --> 00:25:12,379 >> I WAS JUST ME AND A GREEN SCREEN AND NO OTHER ACTORS >> Jimmy: JUST PLUG YOUR EARS 385 00:25:12,379 --> 00:25:14,147 A LITTLE BIT AND CLOSE YOUR EYES >> SURE. 386 00:25:14,147 --> 00:25:17,517 BUT DO YOU WANT TO TELL THEM >> Jimmy: NO, I'M JUST GOING TO SAY THAT THERE ARE CAMEOS. 387 00:25:17,517 --> 00:25:20,053 >> OH YES. SURE, SURE, SURE, SURE, SURE >> I WOULDN'T SAY WHO IT IS. 388 00:25:20,053 --> 00:25:22,322 BUT THEN, THERE'S THEORIES ONLINE THAT SAY MAYBE YOUR CHARACTER IN THIS FILM ENDS UP 389 00:25:22,322 --> 00:25:29,863 BEING THE VILLAIN. >> YES, I'VE HEARD ABOUT THIS. >> Jimmy: I'VE SEEN THE FILM 390 00:25:29,863 --> 00:25:32,499 I CAN'T -- THIS IS ME ACTING THIS IS MY POKER FACE. >> WELL, YOU KNOW, I DON'T 391 00:25:32,499 --> 00:25:39,272 THINK OF ANY CHARACTER I PLAY AS A VILLAIN, OR A BAD GUY, OR A GOOD GUY 392 00:25:39,272 --> 00:25:42,075 >> Jimmy: OF COURSE NOT. WE LOVE ELIZABETH OLSEN. >> NO, WE JUST -- I LOVE MY 393 00:25:42,075 --> 00:25:46,713 CHARACTERS >> Jimmy: OH, OKAY >> YOU KNOW, I WANT TO -- I'M 394 00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:48,782 THEIR ADVOCATE I DEFEND THEM. >> Jimmy: OKAY 395 00:25:48,782 --> 00:25:51,418 >> I JUST PLAYED AN AXE MURDERER [ LAUGHTER ] 396 00:25:51,418 --> 00:25:54,154 AND I LOVE HER, AND I THINK SHE'S FABULOUS >> Jimmy: WOW, WOW 397 00:25:54,154 --> 00:25:57,757 ALL RIGHT, SO -- >> COMING TO YOU IN FALL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 398 00:25:57,757 --> 00:26:00,927 >> Jimmy: BRING THE WHOLE FAMILY NOT IN THIS ONE. 399 00:26:00,927 --> 00:26:04,030 WELL, CONGRATS ON EVERYTHING I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S ELIZABETH OLSEN AND 400 00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:08,134 BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IN "DOCTOR STRANGE IN THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS. 401 00:26:08,134 --> 00:26:09,636 MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 402 00:26:10,136 --> 00:26:10,870 >> WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE 403 00:26:10,870 --> 00:26:14,808 MULTIVERSE >> THE MULTIVERSE. VIS HAD HIS THEORIES 404 00:26:14,808 --> 00:26:19,512 HE BELIEVED IT WAS REAL AND DANGEROUS. >> WELL, HE WAS RIGHT ABOUT 405 00:26:19,512 --> 00:26:23,650 BOTH WE FOUND A GIRL WHO CAN SOMEHOW TRAVEL ACROSS IT 406 00:26:23,650 --> 00:26:27,153 BUT SHE'S BEING PURSUED. >> PURSUED BY WHO? >> SOME KIND OF DEMON. 407 00:26:27,153 --> 00:26:30,223 ONE THAT COVETS HER POWER FOR ITSELF WE'VE TAKEN HER TO KAMAR-TAJ, 408 00:26:30,223 --> 00:26:36,763 AND WE'VE GOT OUR DEFENSES BUT, WE COULD USE AN AVENGER >> THERE ARE OTHER AVENGERS. 409 00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:39,666 >> YEAH, BUT GIVEN THE CHOICE BETWEEN THE ARCHER WITH THE MOHAWK AND SEVERAL BUG-THEMED 410 00:26:39,666 --> 00:26:49,342 CRIME FIGHTERS, OR ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL MAGIC WIELDERS ON THE PLANET, IT'S AN EASY CALL. 411 00:26:49,342 --> 00:26:51,311 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 412 00:26:51,311 --> 00:26:55,248 ELIZABETH OLSEN, EVERYBODY "DOCTOR STRANGE IN THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS" OPENS IN 413 00:26:55,248 --> 00:27:00,286 THEATERS AND IMAX THIS FRIDAY. WILLIE GEIST JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. 414 00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:18,171 STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 415 00:27:18,171 --> 00:27:22,442 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN EMMY-NOMINATED NEWS ANCHOR WHO HOSTS "SUNDAY TODAY WITH 416 00:27:22,442 --> 00:27:24,210 WILLIE GEIST" WHICH AIRS EVERY SUNDAY AT 8:00 A.M. HERE ON NBC. 417 00:27:24,210 --> 00:27:31,151 PLEASE WELCOME OUR PAL, WILLIE GEIST 418 00:27:32,252 --> 00:27:44,631 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 419 00:27:44,631 --> 00:27:46,266 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WILLIE GEIST RIGHT THERE. COME ON. 420 00:27:46,266 --> 00:27:49,869 HEY, BUD IT'S SO GREAT TO SEE YOU >> GREAT TO SEE YOU. 421 00:27:49,869 --> 00:27:51,838 >> Jimmy: AND YESTERDAY, IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY 422 00:27:51,838 --> 00:27:55,475 >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 423 00:27:55,475 --> 00:27:59,179 >> Jimmy: I WATCHED YOU -- I WANT TO SAY, I WATCHED YOU ALL DAY TODAY. 424 00:27:59,179 --> 00:28:02,682 I WATCHED YOU -- >> WELL -- >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 425 00:28:02,682 --> 00:28:06,619 >> SO, THE DEAL IS I STARTED AT 6:00 A.M. ON "MORNING JOE," WENT TILL 10:00 A.M. 426 00:28:06,619 --> 00:28:08,521 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THEN I WENT ACROSS THE STREET CO-HOSTED WITH HODA FOR 427 00:28:08,521 --> 00:28:12,192 HOUR FIVE. >> Jimmy: YES. >> AND NOW, I'M HERE TONIGHT 428 00:28:12,192 --> 00:28:15,228 SHUTTING IT DOWN >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. ALL DAY LONG 429 00:28:15,228 --> 00:28:20,934 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS GUY IS A WORKHORSE. COME ON, NBC 430 00:28:20,934 --> 00:28:23,570 >> BASICALLY, THE DEAL IS -- AND YOU MAY NOT KNOW THIS. THERE'S A KEY UNDER THE MAT, 431 00:28:23,570 --> 00:28:27,774 RIGHT ON 50TH STREET I OPEN UP IN THE MORNING >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE GOING TO 432 00:28:27,774 --> 00:28:30,343 LOCK UP TONIGHT. AND THEN, TONIGHT, I'LL SWEEP UP, PUT THE STOOLS BACK ON THE 433 00:28:30,343 --> 00:28:32,045 BAR, AND WHEN WE'RE DONE, WE'LL ALL GO HOME. >> Jimmy: I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO 434 00:28:32,045 --> 00:28:35,048 DO THAT. BUT YOU ACTUALLY JUST DID IT I MEAN, I WATCH "MORNING JOE" 435 00:28:35,048 --> 00:28:37,684 EVERY MORNING, YOU'RE FANTASTIC. THE WHOLE CREW OVER THERE IS 436 00:28:37,684 --> 00:28:39,519 GREAT. >> THANKS MAN. >> Jimmy: BUT THEN, "TODAY 437 00:28:39,519 --> 00:28:41,254 SHOW" -- YOU KNOW, "TODAY SHOW" HAS BEEN ON -- I KEEP SEEING THIS - 438 00:28:41,254 --> 00:28:44,657 70 YEAR ANNIVERSARY. 70 YEARS >> 70 YEARS. 439 00:28:44,657 --> 00:28:47,060 THAT'S 70 YEARS. >> Jimmy: THAT'S IMPRESSIVE. THAT'S AMAZING 440 00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:49,162 >> YEAH. [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: A GREAT TEAM OVER 441 00:28:49,162 --> 00:28:52,232 THERE AS WELL. >> I'VE BEEN THERE 10 YEARS. 10 YEARS, WHICH IS AN AMAZING 442 00:28:52,232 --> 00:28:53,933 THING. YOU PROBABLY HAVE THIS A LITTLE BIT TOO. 443 00:28:53,933 --> 00:28:55,802 WHERE YOU GREW UP WATCHING "SNL" OR JOHNNY CARSON AND YOU CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE SITTING IN 444 00:28:55,802 --> 00:29:01,441 THIS SEAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I HAD A LITTLE OF THAT 445 00:29:01,441 --> 00:29:03,243 WITH "THE TODAY SHOW." IT'S LIKE YOU'RE A KID, AND THEN AT SOME POINT IN YOUR 446 00:29:03,243 --> 00:29:05,011 LIFE, YOU STEPPED THROUGH THE TELEVISION, AND YOU'RE THE ONE ON THE OTHER SIDE THAT'S 447 00:29:05,011 --> 00:29:10,550 HOSTING "THE TODAY SHOW. IT'S A WILD THING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 448 00:29:10,550 --> 00:29:13,887 >> Jimmy: YOU DO A GREAT JOB I WANT TO -- I WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT SOMETHING, BECAUSE I SAW 449 00:29:13,887 --> 00:29:17,223 YOU DO RECENTLY -- YOU RAN THE MARATHON >> YES 450 00:29:17,223 --> 00:29:19,192 >> Jimmy: THIS WAS A MAJOR DEAL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 451 00:29:19,192 --> 00:29:23,229 DUDE, YOU WERE GREAT I GO, "ARE YOU A RUNNER? >> I'M NOT A RUNNER AT ALL 452 00:29:23,229 --> 00:29:25,065 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I WAS, LIKE, THE TURKEY TROT AT THANKSGIVING WAS AS FAR AS I 453 00:29:25,065 --> 00:29:29,369 WOULD GO LIKE THAT 5K OR THE ONE-MILE EVEN 454 00:29:29,369 --> 00:29:33,173 BUT DURING COVID, YOU NEED A A LITTLE PURPOSE, RIGHT. YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING 455 00:29:33,173 --> 00:29:36,476 AND I DECIDED TO RUN FOR THE MICHAEL J. FOX FOUNDATION. >> Jimmy: AH, THAT'S MY GUY. 456 00:29:36,476 --> 00:29:42,582 [ APPLAUSE ] >> MY DAD HAS HAD PARKINSON'S DISEASE FOR ABOUT 30 YEARS 457 00:29:42,582 --> 00:29:47,187 UNFORTUNATELY. SO, I'M ON THE BOARD OF THE MICHAEL J. FOX FOUNDATION. 458 00:29:47,187 --> 00:29:50,690 I SAID LET'S GO RAISE SOME MONEY AND SEE WHAT WE CAN DO AND I SET OUT AND I TRAINED FOR 459 00:29:50,690 --> 00:29:54,828 MONTHS AND MONTHS AND MONTHS AND I RAN IT UNDER FOUR HOURS AND RAISED ABOUT HALF A MILLION 460 00:29:54,828 --> 00:30:01,735 BUCKS FOR RESEARCH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: $500,000, GOOD FOR 461 00:30:01,735 --> 00:30:03,803 YOU. >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I LOVE 462 00:30:03,803 --> 00:30:05,905 ABOUT THIS IS THAT -- I SAW A STORY ON YOU RUNNING THIS AND I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE RUNNING 463 00:30:05,905 --> 00:30:10,510 THREE BLOCKS BUT I KNOW THAT YOU WROTE DAD ON YOUR ARM FOR ANY TIME THAT 464 00:30:10,510 --> 00:30:16,483 YOU'RE LIKE, "I GOTTA QUIT THIS IS CRAZY. >> YEAH, I MEAN, 26 MILES, 465 00:30:16,483 --> 00:30:18,885 ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE NOT A A RUNNER, IS NO JOKE AND THERE ARE POINTS -- THEY 466 00:30:18,885 --> 00:30:22,055 TELL YOU ABOUT WALLS YOU'RE GOING TO HIT AND THOSE ARE VERY REAL. 467 00:30:22,055 --> 00:30:24,991 SO YOU HIT LIKE 16 MILES IN THE BRONX. YOU SAY, "I CAN'T DO TEN MORE 468 00:30:24,991 --> 00:30:29,362 MILES OR 20 MILES. I CAN'T DO FOUR MORE MILES." >> Jimmy: CAN'T DO IT. 469 00:30:29,362 --> 00:30:31,398 >> SO YOU LOOK DOWN AND YOU REMEMBER WHY YOU'RE DOING IT AND IF IT'S NOT GOING TO SAVE 470 00:30:31,398 --> 00:30:36,603 YOUR DAD, IT MIGHT SAVE THE NEXT GENERATION TO FIND A CURE AND GIVE MONEY TO RESEARCH 471 00:30:36,603 --> 00:30:40,206 SO THAT WAS PURE MOTIVATION WAS MY DAD SWEPT ME ACROSS THE FINISH LINE WITHOUT QUESTION 472 00:30:40,206 --> 00:30:44,010 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT WAS GREAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT WAS PRETTY COOL 473 00:30:44,010 --> 00:30:50,917 I LIKE THAT YOU HAD THAT YOU SAID THE TOUGHEST -- ONE OF THE TOUGHEST PARTS IS GOING -- 474 00:30:50,917 --> 00:30:53,953 IS IT FIFTH AVENUE >> FIFTH AVENUE, YEP >> Jimmy: BECAUSE, THAT'S -- 475 00:30:53,953 --> 00:30:58,024 >> PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE, WHEN YOU'RE IN A TAXI, FIFTH AVENUE FEELS REAL FLAT. 476 00:30:58,024 --> 00:31:01,061 IT'S NOT >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT FLAT. >> IT'S UPHILL 477 00:31:01,061 --> 00:31:03,797 >> Jimmy: IT'S UPHILL. >> IT IS UPHILL, AND I WAS RUNNING UPHILL 478 00:31:03,797 --> 00:31:07,100 I GUESS THAT'S MILE 24, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. AND YOU'RE REALLY -- YOU'VE HIT 479 00:31:07,100 --> 00:31:10,570 THE WALL TOTALLY LIKE, I DON'T THINK I CAN EVEN GET INTO THE PARK. 480 00:31:10,570 --> 00:31:12,672 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I HAD THIS AMAZING MOMENT WHERE I LOOKED UP AND 481 00:31:12,672 --> 00:31:18,878 MICHAEL J. FOX WAS STANDING OUTSIDE HIS APARTMENT BUILDING ON FIFTH AVENUE. 482 00:31:18,878 --> 00:31:23,083 HE CAME OUT, HE HAD HIS CANE, HE WAS IN HIS LEATHER JACKET AND I NEEDED IT AND I BROKE 483 00:31:23,083 --> 00:31:29,389 INTO A SPRINT AND WENT OVER AND GAVE HIM A BIG SWEATY HUG. [ LAUGHTER ] 484 00:31:29,389 --> 00:31:34,527 [ APPLAUSE ] AND TRULY, THAT MADE THE - THAT TOOK ME HOME. 485 00:31:34,527 --> 00:31:36,596 IT TOOK ME HOME. >> Jimmy: YEAH WE HAVE A VIDEO OF 486 00:31:36,596 --> 00:31:41,001 MICHAEL J. FOX GIVING YOU A HUG MID-RACE TAKE A LOOK AT THIS RIGHT HERE 487 00:31:41,001 --> 00:31:41,101 MID-RACE TAKE A LOOK AT THIS RIGHT HERE 488 00:31:42,235 --> 00:31:48,108 [ CHEERS ] >> THAT'S IT WILLIE! 489 00:31:48,108 --> 00:31:53,880 [ CHEERS ] >> THAT WAS A TEAR, BY THE WAY THAT WAS A TEAR. 490 00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:56,716 I WAS WIPING AWAY A TEAR >> Jimmy: THAT WASN'T SWEAT, NO 491 00:31:56,716 --> 00:31:58,752 >> NO, THAT WAS A TEAR AND HE -- HE JUST MEANS SO MUCH TO SO MANY PEOPLE, TO OUR 492 00:31:58,752 --> 00:32:01,788 FAMILY HE'S BEEN AN INSPIRATION TO A MILLION OF PEOPLE IN THIS 493 00:32:01,788 --> 00:32:05,792 COUNTRY WHO HAVE PARKINSON'S DISEASE. HE'S THE GUY 494 00:32:05,792 --> 00:32:09,162 HE'S THE REASON YOU KEEP GOING BECAUSE HE'S KEPT GOING, AND SO, THAT WAS A HUGE MOMENT 495 00:32:09,162 --> 00:32:14,434 >> Jimmy: HE'S A LEGEND, YEAH. WE LOVE MICHAEL J. FOX HERE'S YOU CROSSING THE FINISH 496 00:32:14,434 --> 00:32:16,403 LINE [ LAUGHTER ] AND I GO, "MAN, YOU LOOK 497 00:32:16,403 --> 00:32:18,071 GREAT. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. 498 00:32:18,071 --> 00:32:26,346 AND YOU TOLD ME, YOU GO, "YEAH, THANK YOU. BECAUSE I SHOWED YOU THE PHOTO 499 00:32:26,346 --> 00:32:28,748 "WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS." YOU GO, "YEAH. 500 00:32:28,748 --> 00:32:30,617 IT ACTUALLY ISN'T ME CROSSING THE FINISH LINE. AND I GO, "THAT'S INTERESTING, 501 00:32:30,617 --> 00:32:32,485 BECAUSE IT IS. >> IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY, SO THE CLOCK SAYS 4:10. 502 00:32:32,485 --> 00:32:36,623 MY TIME WAS 3:58 I WANT THAT ON THE RECORD. THAT SHOULD NOT BE THE - 503 00:32:36,623 --> 00:32:38,391 [ LAUGHTER ] PHOTOGRAPH OF RECORD >> Jimmy: SO YOU BROKE -- YOU 504 00:32:38,391 --> 00:32:41,327 WERE UNDER FOUR HOURS? >> I WAS UNDER FOUR, SO HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED. 505 00:32:41,327 --> 00:32:44,130 I FINISHED UNDER FOUR. I COULDN'T BELIEVE LIKE FOUR WAS A LOFTY GOAL AND 506 00:32:44,130 --> 00:32:46,366 I DID IT I'M SITTING BACK IN THE TENT AFTER THE RACE, AND THIS GUY 507 00:32:46,366 --> 00:32:51,705 COMES UP AND HE SAYS, "MR. GEIST --" I MEAN, I'M CRAPPED UP 508 00:32:51,705 --> 00:32:54,341 I CAN'T DO ANYTHING. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> "DO YOU MIND COMING BACK OUT 509 00:32:54,341 --> 00:32:56,976 TO THE FINISH LINE?" I SAID, "I DO ACTUALLY I CAN'T MOVE." 510 00:32:56,976 --> 00:32:59,913 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND HE SAID, "WE NEED YOU TO REENACT THE FINISH." 511 00:32:59,913 --> 00:33:03,516 AND I SAID, "WHY?" HE SAID, "WELL, I'M GOING TO BE REAL HONEST WITH YOU." 512 00:33:03,516 --> 00:33:08,555 CHELSEA CLINTON WAS CROSSING RIGHT ABOUT WHEN YOU WERE. FORMER PRESIDENT CLINTON, 513 00:33:08,555 --> 00:33:11,391 FORMER SECRETARY OF STATE CLINTON WERE WAITING AT THE FINISH LINE. 514 00:33:11,391 --> 00:33:15,762 ALL OF THE CAMERAS WERE ON THAT, AND NO ONE TOOK YOUR PICTURE. 515 00:33:15,762 --> 00:33:20,066 YEAH [ SAD TUBA ] [ LAUGHTER ] 516 00:33:20,066 --> 00:33:24,738 YEAH NO ONE TOOK A PICTURE. SO, I LIMPED BACK OUT -- 517 00:33:24,738 --> 00:33:26,906 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD >> LIKE A SALMON GOING UPSTREAM - 518 00:33:26,906 --> 00:33:29,542 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YES. >> WHILE EVERYONE'S FINISHING. 519 00:33:29,542 --> 00:33:31,311 >> Jimmy: THIS IS -- WHOEVER RAN TWO MARATHONS AT ONCE, WILLIE GEIST, THE FIRST MAN 520 00:33:31,311 --> 00:33:37,183 EVER TO RUN TWO MARATHONS IN ONE DAY. >> AND THEY'RE LIKE, "KEEP 521 00:33:37,183 --> 00:33:38,952 GOING BACK FARTHER." AND THE ANNOUNCER IS LIKE, "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LOOK 522 00:33:38,952 --> 00:33:42,322 WHO'S BACK?" [ LAUGHTER ] I'M LIKE, "OH, NO. 523 00:33:42,322 --> 00:33:43,957 NO." >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH, THIS IS A DISASTER 524 00:33:43,957 --> 00:33:47,460 >> SO, I CROSSED IT AGAIN, AND THAT'S THE PHOTO I HAVE, FRAMED WITH THE WRONG TIME. 525 00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:51,197 BUT SHOUT OUT TO CHELSEA CLINTON, SHE DID GREAT >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD, YEAH. 526 00:33:51,197 --> 00:33:53,600 I LOVED THAT YOU DID IT. HEY, YOU KNOW, I LOVED YOU ON "SUNDAY TODAY" AS WELL BECAUSE 527 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:58,405 I GET TO SEE MORE WILLIE GEIST AND YOU DO SOME GOOD LONG FORM INTERVIEWS ON THERE. 528 00:33:58,405 --> 00:34:01,141 >> YEAH, IT'S FUN. YOU'VE BEEN ON THE SHOW -- >> Jimmy: I LOVED IT 529 00:34:01,141 --> 00:34:03,410 >> FOR ONE OF YOUR MANY NUMBER ONE BEST SELLING CHILDREN'S BOOKS. 530 00:34:03,410 --> 00:34:05,845 >> Jimmy: I'D WANT TO COME BACK - I WANT TO COME BACK FOR 531 00:34:05,845 --> 00:34:08,248 ANYTHING, BUD. >> A COUPLE WEEKS AGO, WE HAD SIENNA MILLER ON, WHO WE LOVE. 532 00:34:08,248 --> 00:34:11,951 SIENNA MILLER IS GREAT >> Jimmy: SHE'S JUST AN UNBELIEVABLE ACTOR 533 00:34:11,951 --> 00:34:14,688 >> SHE'S SO COOL AND SMART AND FUNNY. AND SHE WAS -- WE WERE DOING IT 534 00:34:14,688 --> 00:34:19,159 IN THE RESTAURANT OF A HOTEL, THE INTERVIEW, IT WAS JUST THE TWO OF US. 535 00:34:19,159 --> 00:34:21,795 ALL THESE CAMERAS AND THE LIGHTS LIKE THIS AND THERE WAS A CONVENTION AT 536 00:34:21,795 --> 00:34:27,133 THE HOTEL. SO GROUPS WERE COMING DOWN WITH THEIR LANYARDS ON. 537 00:34:27,133 --> 00:34:30,870 AND THEY WOULD WALK IN TO THIS INTERVIEW AND THEY GO, "EXCUSE US, IS THIS THE BREAKFAST? 538 00:34:30,870 --> 00:34:33,740 [ LAUGHTER ] WE'RE LIKE, "NO, THERE ARE SEVEN CAMERAS AND STUDIO 539 00:34:33,740 --> 00:34:39,279 LIGHTING AND SIENNA MILLER." THEY'RE LIKE, "WE'RE SORRY." AND TWO MINUTES LATER, "HI, IS 540 00:34:39,279 --> 00:34:45,185 THIS THE BREAKFAST?" [ LAUGHTER ] IT WOULD BE LIKE IF SOMEONE 541 00:34:45,185 --> 00:34:48,254 WALKED IN HERE AND WAS LIKE, "IS THIS THE RAINBOW ROOM? >> Jimmy: NO, WE'RE IN THE 542 00:34:48,254 --> 00:34:50,890 "TONIGHT SHOW. >> THIS IS "THE TONIGHT SHOW." >> Jimmy: YOU'RE ALWAYS THE 543 00:34:50,890 --> 00:34:53,827 BEST >> GREAT TO SEE YOU BROTHER. >> Jimmy: WILLIE GEIST 544 00:34:53,827 --> 00:34:56,329 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WILLIE GEIST, "SUNDAY TODAY WITH WILLIE GEIST" AIRS EVERY 545 00:34:56,329 --> 00:35:01,267 SUNDAY AT 8:00 A.M. ON NBC NORAH JONES PERFORMS FOR US AFTER THE BREAK. 546 00:35:01,267 --> 00:35:20,220 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 547 00:35:20,220 --> 00:35:24,257 >> Jimmy: PERFORMING HER HIT "DON'T KNOW WHY" FROM "COME AWAY WITH ME," 20th ANNIVERSARY 548 00:35:24,257 --> 00:35:29,362 SUPER DELUXE EDITION, PLEASE WELCOME NORAH JONES! 549 00:35:33,967 --> 00:35:55,188 * * I WAITED 'TIL I SAW THE SUN * 550 00:35:55,188 --> 00:36:05,165 * I DON'T KNOW WH I DIDN'T COME * * LEFT YOU BY THE 551 00:36:05,165 --> 00:36:15,742 HOUSE OF FUN * * I DON'T KNOW WH I DIDN'T COME * 552 00:36:15,742 --> 00:36:26,920 * I DON'T KNOW WH I DIDN'T COME * * WHEN I SAW TH 553 00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:39,899 BREAK OF DAY * * I WISHED THAT I COULD FLY AWAY * 554 00:36:39,899 --> 00:36:49,743 * INSTEAD OF KNEELING IN THE SAND * * CATCHING TEARDROP 555 00:36:49,743 --> 00:37:08,428 IN MY HAND * * MY HEART IS DRENCHED IN WINE * 556 00:37:08,428 --> 00:37:31,284 * BUT YOU'LL BE ON MY MIND FOREVER * * OUT ACROSS THE ENDLESS SE 557 00:37:31,284 --> 00:37:48,234 I WOULD DIE IN ECSTASY * * BUT I'LL BE A BAG OF BONE DRIVING DOWN * 558 00:37:48,234 --> 00:38:06,720 * THE ROAD ALON MY HEART IS * * DRENCHED IN WIN 559 00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:25,405 BUT YOU'LL BE ON * MY MIND FOREVER * * 560 00:38:25,405 --> 00:38:50,330 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 561 00:38:50,330 --> 00:39:02,242 * SOMETHING HAS T MAKE YOU RUN * * I DON'T KNOW WH 562 00:39:02,242 --> 00:39:13,720 I DIDN'T COME * * I FEEL AS EMPTY AS A DRUM * 563 00:39:13,720 --> 00:39:24,030 * I DON'T KNOW WH I DIDN'T COME * * I DON'T KNOW WH 564 00:39:24,030 --> 00:39:36,142 I DIDN'T COME * * I DON'T KNOW WH I DIDN'T COME * 565 00:39:36,142 --> 00:39:44,884 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON! 566 00:39:44,884 --> 00:39:48,588 I APPRECIATE THAT. YOU'RE THE BEST. THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT 567 00:39:48,588 --> 00:39:52,058 THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT NORAH JONES! "COME AWAY WITH ME" 20th 568 00:39:52,058 --> 00:39:57,063 ANNIVERSARY SUPER DELUXE EDITION IS OUT NOW WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 569 00:39:57,063 --> 00:39:59,632 THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 570 00:39:59,632 --> 00:40:18,551 * >> Jimmy: ELIZEBTH OLSEN, WILLIE GEIST, NORAH JONES, ONCE 571 00:40:18,551 --> 00:40:22,722 AGAIN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, 572 00:40:22,722 --> 00:40:25,892 FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 573 00:40:25,892 --> 00:40:29,162 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. 574 00:40:29,162 --> 00:40:29,162 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE