1 00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:12,245 Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:12,245 --> 00:00:19,586 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,586 --> 00:00:23,056 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - CHRISTINA RICCI, 4 00:00:23,056 --> 00:00:27,360 DIPLO, MUSICAL GUEST DIPLO AND MIGUEL AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:31,531 ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1642 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:39,005 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:41,274 --> 00:00:54,554 * 8 00:00:54,554 --> 00:01:08,068 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH, HEY! 9 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,969 NICE TO SEE YOU. WELCOME! WELCOME, EVERYBODY 10 00:01:09,969 --> 00:01:11,938 WELCOME, ENJOY YOURSELF. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. 11 00:01:11,938 --> 00:01:16,743 YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 12 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:19,479 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING THANK YOU FOR TUNING IN. WELL GUYS, IT SEEMS LIKE 13 00:01:19,479 --> 00:01:21,781 THERE'S SO MUCH GOING ON RIGHT NOW. THE NFL DRAFT KICKED OFF 14 00:01:21,781 --> 00:01:27,087 TONIGHT IN LAS VEGAS THAT'S RIGHT ELON MUSK IS BUYING TWITTER FOR 15 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:31,725 $44 BILLION. WE GOT OUR FIRST LOOK AT THE SEQUEL TO "AVATAR. 16 00:01:31,725 --> 00:01:38,398 AND CHIPOTLE SAYS THAT THEY WANT TO START OFFERING DESSERT THERE'S A LOT TO GO OVER 17 00:01:38,398 --> 00:01:40,700 [ LAUGHTER ] SO LET'S JUST JUMP IN AND COVER IT ALL AT ONCE 18 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:42,402 IT'S TIME FOR A "NEWS SMASH. HERE WE GO 19 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:47,807 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: FIRST UP, THE NFL DRAFT GOT UNDERWAY TONIGHT IN 20 00:01:47,807 --> 00:01:49,376 LAS VEGAS. THE BEST COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYERS ARE HEADING TO THE PROS 21 00:01:49,376 --> 00:01:52,645 WHERE THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE A LOT OF MONEY, ALMOST ENOUGH MONEY TO - 22 00:01:52,645 --> 00:01:57,250 BUY TWITTER. [ LAUGHTER ] ELON MUSK IS BUYING THE COMPANY 23 00:01:57,250 --> 00:02:00,053 FOR $44 BILLION. THE WHOLE THING CAME TOGETHER REALLY FAST, UNLIKE "AVATAR 2," 24 00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:07,193 IT'S BEEN -- [ LAUGHTER ] -- 13 YEARS IN THE MAKING. 25 00:02:07,193 --> 00:02:08,962 AND THEY'RE CALLING IT "THE WAY OF WATER," WHICH IS ALSO WHAT YOU HEAR FROM THE BATHROOM 26 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:12,832 AFTER EATING CHIPOTLE DESSERT. [ LAUGHTER ] WORD OF WARNING -- DON'T STAND 27 00:02:12,832 --> 00:02:16,603 BEHIND ANYONE WHO EATS IT, OR YOU MIGHT FEEL A -- DRAFT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 28 00:02:16,603 --> 00:02:19,439 HEY, TOM BRADY WASN'T PICKED UNTIL THE SIXTH ROUND. HE WAITED LONGER TO GET DRAFTED 29 00:02:19,439 --> 00:02:30,583 THAN WE'VE WAITED FOR "AVATAR 2. [ LAUGHTER ] 30 00:02:30,583 --> 00:02:36,923 THOSE AVATAR CHARACTERS HAVE SOME UNUSUAL NAMES LIKE NEYTIRI, MO'AT, AND ELON MUSK. 31 00:02:36,923 --> 00:02:39,759 [ LAUGHTER ] HE'S TAKING A BIG RISK WITH TWITTER AND HE MIGHT REGRET IT, 32 00:02:39,759 --> 00:02:42,295 KIND OF LIKE EATING CHIPOTLE DESSERT. IF IT'S ANYTHING LIKE THE GUAC, 33 00:02:42,295 --> 00:02:55,408 IT'LL COST $44 BILLION [ LAUGHTER ] SO, IN CONCLUSION -- 34 00:02:55,408 --> 00:02:57,677 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO, IN CONCLUSION, WELCOME TO THE NFL, WELCOME TO A LIVING 35 00:02:57,677 --> 00:02:59,112 HELL, FINALLY HERE, WHAT A A SHOCKER, THINK AHEAD, CALL A A DOCTOR 36 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:24,070 THIS HAS BEEN A "NEWSMASH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 37 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:25,972 HEY, GET THIS. NEW SATELLITE IMAGES WERE JUST RELEASED THAT SHOW RUSSIA IS 38 00:03:25,972 --> 00:03:27,407 USING TRAINED DOLPHINS TO PROTECT A KEY NAVAL BASE IN THE BLACK SEA. 39 00:03:27,407 --> 00:03:30,143 YOU CAN TELL THINGS ARE A LITTLE OFF WHEN THE LEADER OF YOUR COUNTRY IS LIKE, "ALL 40 00:03:30,143 --> 00:03:33,780 RIGHT, ENOUGH'S ENOUGH SEND IN FLIPPER. [ LAUGHTER ] 41 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:36,816 ALL RIGHT. I'M WONDERING, IS IT POSSIBLE RUSSIA THINKS OUR NAVY SEALS 42 00:03:36,816 --> 00:03:39,252 ARE ACTUAL SEALS [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, DEFENSE DOLPHINS ARE A 43 00:03:39,252 --> 00:03:53,099 A GOOD TACTIC IF YOUR ENEMY HATES ADORABLE WET KISSES. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 44 00:03:53,099 --> 00:03:54,801 SOME MORE STRANGE NEWS CANADA IS TRYING TO CHANGE ITS LAWS SO THAT IT CAN PROSECUTE 45 00:03:54,801 --> 00:03:57,604 CANADIANS THAT COMMIT CRIMES ON THE MOON [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 46 00:03:57,604 --> 00:03:59,372 EVEN THE SPACE FORCE IS LIKE, "I KNOW WE'RE NOT THE ONES TO TALK, BUT DO WE NEED THIS? 47 00:03:59,372 --> 00:04:03,043 [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, LISTEN TO THIS, YESTERDAY POPE FRANCIS TOLD MARRIED 48 00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:04,744 PEOPLE TO BE KIND TO THEIR MOTHERS-IN-LAWs, BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY CLICHéS THAT MAKE 49 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:08,048 FUN OF THEM. EVERYONE HEARD AND WAS LIKE, "YEAH, EASY FOR HIM TO SAY." 50 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:14,921 [ LAUGHTER ] EVEN THE VATICAN CHOIR WAS LIKE, "YOU AIN'T PREACHING TO 51 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:17,390 US ON THIS ONE." [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, THE POPE'S HAD IT WITH 52 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:27,867 MOTHER-IN-LAW JOKES. HE WAS LIKE, "ALSO, EASE UP ON SPIRIT AIRLINES. 53 00:04:27,867 --> 00:04:36,743 IT SUCKS WE GET IT ALL RIGHT, COME ON." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 54 00:04:36,743 --> 00:04:38,545 AS I SAID EARLIER, THE TITLE OF THE LONG AWAITED "AVATAR" SEQUEL WAS RELEASED YESTERDAY. 55 00:04:38,545 --> 00:04:44,150 IT IS CALLED "AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER." WELL, THAT WASN'T THE ONLY NAME 56 00:04:44,150 --> 00:04:57,597 THEY CONSIDERED. HERE'S SOME OTHER ONES THAT THEY ALMOST WENT WITH. 57 00:04:57,597 --> 00:05:00,333 FIRST THERE'S "AVATAR 2: EVER WONDER WHAT IT'D LOOK LIKE IF THE SMURFS WENT TO BURNING 58 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:03,837 MAN? [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT, THERE IS "AVATAR 2: THIS 59 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:09,542 ONE'S JUST TWO HOURS OF A BLUE GUY CONNECTING HIS PONYTAIL TO A BIRD." 60 00:05:09,542 --> 00:05:12,579 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, "AVATAR 2: THE FIRST MOVIE IS ALMOST OLD 61 00:05:12,579 --> 00:05:15,548 ENOUGH TO BUY CIGARETTES NOW." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S -- THEY WERE THINKING -- 62 00:05:15,548 --> 00:05:20,453 I LIKE THE ONE THEY WENT WITH. HEY GUYS, I READ THAT SOME ELITE YELP REVIEWERS, WHO ARE 63 00:05:20,453 --> 00:05:24,824 TRUSTED ON THE SITE HAVE BEEN GETTING PAID TO WRITE GOOD REVIEWS FOR RESTAURANTS. 64 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:28,528 WOW. IF I CAN'T TRUST BOB S. WHO WENT TO A DENNY'S IN ILLINOIS 65 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:32,699 ONCE, WHO CAN I TRUST? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT 66 00:05:32,699 --> 00:05:37,937 YELP KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG WHEN A USER DESCRIBED ARBY'S MEATLOAF AS "TANTALIZING." 67 00:05:37,937 --> 00:05:44,611 [ LAUGHTER ] "TANTALIZING." WELL, AS I MENTIONED, CHIPOTLE 68 00:05:44,611 --> 00:05:46,146 RECENTLY SAID THAT IT'S CONTINUING TO WORK HARD TO ADD DESSERT TO ITS MENU. 69 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:50,083 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT CHIPOTLE NEEDS, MORE DECISIONS FOR THE PERSON IN LINE AHEAD OF YOU, 70 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:55,455 YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "DO I WANT TO TRY SPRINKLES? 71 00:05:55,455 --> 00:05:58,291 I DON'T KNOW CAN I TRY A SAMPLE OF THE ROCKY ROAD 72 00:05:58,291 --> 00:06:01,895 IT JUST NEVER -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "WHAT DOES VANILLA TASTE LIKE? 73 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:08,568 [ LAUGHTER ] "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT VANILLA -- 74 00:06:08,568 --> 00:06:11,037 "NO. "WELL, THEN YOU SHOULDN'T GET ICE CREAM. 75 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:14,040 MAYBE GO HOME, THINK ABOUT IT. THIS IS FUN, APPARENTLY THEY'RE BUILDING, RIGHT HERE IN OUR 76 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,809 BUILDING, THEY'RE BUILDING A A "SKYLIFT" OBSERVATION PLATFORM AT THE TOP OF THE -- 77 00:06:15,809 --> 00:06:24,050 HERE, AT ROCKEFELLER CENTER. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS THING. YEAH 78 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:27,253 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THE CITY LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE, FROM EXACTLY 20 FEET 79 00:06:27,253 --> 00:06:33,259 HIGHER UP, AMAZING [ LAUGHTER ] CAN -- CAN WE SEE IT AGAIN 80 00:06:33,259 --> 00:06:36,896 YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] LOOKS LIKE THE ONION VOLCANO AT 81 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:42,802 BENIHANA [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WHY? 82 00:06:42,802 --> 00:06:47,774 WHY? OH, GUYS, GET THIS, I HEARD ABOUT A WOMAN IN THE U.K. WHO 83 00:06:47,774 --> 00:06:52,345 WENT TO SOME PRETTY EXTREME LENGTHS TO LIVE WITH HER CAT CHECK THIS OUT 84 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:52,379 LENGTHS TO LIVE WITH HER CAT CHECK THIS OUT 85 00:06:52,879 --> 00:06:54,147 A LONDON WOMAN WAS TIRED OF HER LANDLORD TELLING HER THAT 86 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:58,084 SHE COULDN'T HAVE PETS IN THE BUILDING SO, YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID? 87 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:00,286 SHE MARRIED HER CAT. SHE SAID THE MARRIAGE BETWEEN HER AND 5-YEAR-OLD INDIA IS TO 88 00:07:00,286 --> 00:07:08,795 LET FUTURE LANDLORDS KNOW THE TWO ARE A PACKAGE DEAL [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 89 00:07:08,795 --> 00:07:13,033 Jimmy: MEANWHILE, THE LANDLORD WAS THINKING, "YOU WIN? 90 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:18,438 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, I'M NOT SURE THE CAT IS ON BOARD 91 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:24,444 CAN WE SEE THE CAT AGAIN [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE [ RIM SHOT ] 92 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:34,587 THAT CAT IS SAYING, "WHAT HAVE I DONE WITH MY NINE LIVES? OH, MY GOSH. 93 00:07:34,587 --> 00:07:37,724 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] FINALLY, IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS," 94 00:07:37,724 --> 00:07:40,060 EVERYBODY. HERE WE GO 95 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:43,463 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * HASHTAG 96 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:52,205 HASHTAGS * Jimmy: NOW, WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT 97 00:07:52,205 --> 00:08:01,915 A HASHTAG AND WE ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC SO, SINCE ELON MUSK ANNOUNCED 98 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:04,551 THAT HE'S BUYING TWITTER, I SENT OUT THE HASHTAG, "MY BIG BUSINESS IDEA. 99 00:08:04,551 --> 00:08:07,387 AND I ASKED YOU GUYS TO SHARE YOUR FUNNIEST IDEAS FOR A NEW BUSINESS 100 00:08:07,387 --> 00:08:09,923 OKAY, WITHIN MINUTES, IT WAS A A TRENDING TOPIC, SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG. 101 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:12,859 I APPRECIATE THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, I THOUGHT THAT I'D SHARE 102 00:08:12,859 --> 00:08:15,929 SOME OF MY FAVORITE "MY BIG BUSINESS IDEA" TWEETS FROM YOU GUYS 103 00:08:15,929 --> 00:08:19,199 LET'S SEE WHICH ONES YOU THINK ARE GOOD HERE. THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM 104 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:21,034 @SANDIW77. SHE SAYS, "A COMPANY THAT MAKES BOUNCING AIRPLANES CALLED 105 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:27,941 'BOEING.'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE BOING. 106 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:31,044 THAT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY SMART NEXT ONE IS FROM WALKERLOVESPETS. 107 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:35,548 HE SAYS, "ARCHIBALD. LIKE ALEXA BUT A MUCH LESS COMMON NAME SO THAT SHE WON'T 108 00:08:35,548 --> 00:08:40,620 THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO HER EVERY TIME YOU TALK TO YOUR FRIEND ALEXA." 109 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:45,225 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "HEY ARCHIBALD, WHAT'S THE WEATHER, ARCHIBALD?" 110 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:52,065 NEXT ONE IS FROM @MARLEYSHOWLER SHE SAYS, "INVENT AN APP THAT 111 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:54,534 BEEPS IN YOUR POCKET WHEN YOU GET WITHIN A FEW METERS OF SOMEONE YOU DON'T WANT TO BUMP 112 00:08:54,534 --> 00:09:08,048 INTO, SO YOU HAVE TIME TO TURN AROUND AND FIND ANOTHER ROUTE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 113 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,350 THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM DON'TTHINKSO555. OOH. 114 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:15,822 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "DON'T THINK SO! [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 115 00:09:15,822 --> 00:09:18,692 THEY SAY, "IT'S A DIET SERVICE IT JUST KEEPS SENDING YOU BIGGER AND BIGGER CLOTHES TO 116 00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:24,230 SHOW HOW MUCH WEIGHT YOU'VE LOST." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 117 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:32,038 "CAN YOU BELIEVE I NEVER WORE THIS?" NEXT ONE IS FROM GRUMPY MARIAN 118 00:09:32,038 --> 00:09:34,841 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OH, I LIKE THIS ONE. SHE SAYS, "SHAZAM BUT FOR 119 00:09:34,841 --> 00:09:40,413 PERFUME. YEAH [ APPLAUSE ] 120 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,949 Tariq: THAT'S A GOOD ONE. Jimmy: I LIKE THAT IDEA Tariq: YEAH 121 00:09:42,949 --> 00:09:46,319 Jimmy:: THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM THE OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR INSTACART. 122 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:49,723 I LOVE INSTACART, BUT THEY WANTED TO PLAY ALONG WITH THE GAME 123 00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:51,558 THEY SAID, "INSTAHEART, A DATING APP WHERE YOU'RE MATCHED BASED ON THREE KEY 124 00:09:51,558 --> 00:09:56,496 GROCERY AREAS -- CONDIMENTS, HOME FRAGRANCES, AND TOILET PAPER PLY. 125 00:09:56,496 --> 00:10:00,767 Tariq: WOW. [ APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: NOT BAD -- THAT'S -- 126 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,402 I LIKE THAT IDEA THAT -- THAT'S GONNA BE SOMETHING. 127 00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:05,905 THE THREE PILLARS OF LOVE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM 128 00:10:05,905 --> 00:10:11,778 MIR 17171888, OKAY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "HOW COME NO ONE FOLLOWS ME ON 129 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:17,817 TWITTER? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 130 00:10:17,817 --> 00:10:21,988 SHE SAYS, "A DINNER TRUCK. IT DRIVES AROUND YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD EVERY EVENING 131 00:10:21,988 --> 00:10:23,923 BETWEEN 5:00 AND 7:00, RINGING BELLS LIKE THE ICE CREAM TRUCK, PLAYING CLASSIC ROCK ON A TRUCK 132 00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:29,496 SPEAKER. AND ADULTS WILL COME RUNNING OUT OF THEIR HOMES TO BUY 133 00:10:29,496 --> 00:10:35,335 DINNER." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS LAST ONE IS FROM 134 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:40,106 JOHN EDDIE MUSIC I LIKE THIS. HE SAYS "COMBINATION COFFEE 135 00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:45,245 SHOP SLASH LAW FIRM THAT SPECIALIZES IN DIVORCES. IT CAN BE CALLED 'GROUNDS FOR 136 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:49,282 DIVORCE.'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU HAVE IT. 137 00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:51,351 THOSE ARE OUR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR 138 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:57,924 FAVORITES GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY 139 00:10:57,924 --> 00:11:00,093 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GUYS, LAST NIGHT, I GOT TO GO TO THE OPENING OF A BROADWAY 140 00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:07,100 SHOW, WHICH WAS FUN TO DO. WE'RE IN THE BEST CITY IN THE WORLD, NEW YORK CITY, AND YOU 141 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:11,371 GET TO DO STUFF LIKE THAT. AND I WENT TO GO SEE "MR. SATURDAY NIGHT," STARRING 142 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:18,478 BILLY CRYSTAL AT THE NEDERLANDER THEATER. [ APPLAUSE ] 143 00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:20,447 HE PLAYS BUDDY YOUNG JR., THIS BORSCHT BELT COMEDIAN, ALSO KNOWN AS MR. SATURDAY NIGHT, 144 00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:26,553 AND HE'S JUST GETTING OLDER, AND HE'S NOT SURE WHAT TO DO WITH HIS CAREER. 145 00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:30,824 BUT, GOSH, IT WAS SO FUNNY I WAS CRYING LAUGHING, AND I WAS SITTING -- I WAS SITTING 146 00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:36,830 BEHIND TINA FEY, MARTIN SHORT WAS THERE, STEVE MARTIN. AND MARTIN SHORT JUST KEPT 147 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:45,271 LAUGHING EVERY TIME HE WOULD LAUGH, I WOULD LAUGH HARDER AND I WAS, 148 00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:50,610 HONESTLY, ALMOST PASSED OUT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT I WANT TO RECOMMEND THIS 149 00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:52,245 GO SEE "MR. SATURDAY NIGHT" AT THE NEDERLANDER THEATRE IN BROADWAY 150 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:54,781 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BILLY CRYSTAL. BILLY CRYSTAL'S AMAZING. 151 00:11:54,781 --> 00:11:56,850 GUYS, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT. CHRISTINA RICCI IS HERE 152 00:11:56,850 --> 00:12:00,687 TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MY MAN DIPLO IS HERE 153 00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:03,189 HE'S GOT A NEW ALBUM OUT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HE'S GONNA BE TALKING TO US, 154 00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:05,792 AND HE'S PERFORMING LATER IN THE SHOW WITH MIGUEL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 155 00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:07,394 STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" EVERYBODY. 156 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:15,335 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 157 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:17,070 Jimmy: JULIA LOUIS'S CHARACTER NAT GETS KIDNAPPED AT THE END OF SEASON ONE, WE ALL 158 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,472 KNOW THAT. DOES MISTY HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE KIDNAPPING? 159 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:22,308 OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ] I HEARD A STRONG YES, FROM OVER 160 00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:40,360 THERE. Jimmy: YEAH Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN 161 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:43,730 EMMY NOMINATED ACTRESS WHO STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "MONSTRESS," WHICH IS IN 162 00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:50,403 THEATERS AND ON DEMAND MAY 13th EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME 163 00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:51,004 EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME CHRISTINA RICCI! 164 00:12:51,871 --> 00:13:03,950 * 165 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:09,656 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: COME ON. 166 00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:12,492 IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU, PAL. IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, TOO Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING 167 00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:14,227 HERE CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE A NEW BABY 168 00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:18,064 YES Jimmy: A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL BABY 169 00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:20,133 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES * 170 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,202 Jimmy: WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THIS BABY. OH, YEAH. 171 00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:24,938 THIS IS THE NEWEST PICTURE THIS IS YESTERDAY. Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 172 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,806 LOOK AT THIS SHE'S CUTE [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 173 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,875 Jimmy: THAT'S THE MOST PERFECT BABY YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE 174 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:31,177 SHE'S REALLY SWEET. AND I HAD A BOY FIRST, AND SHE'S A GIRL 175 00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:33,580 AND IT TURNS OUT, THEY'RE A LITTLE BIT EASIER. Jimmy: GIRLS A LITTLE BIT 176 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:36,316 EASIER THAN BOYS, YEAH I HAVE TO TELL YOU, YOU KNOW, I HAVE KNOWN YOU A LONG TIME 177 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,184 I LOVE YOU AND I WATCHED "YELLOW JACKETS," AND IT'S - 178 00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:45,925 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES Jimmy: 100% FRESH ON ROTTEN 179 00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:50,964 TOMATOES, BY THE WAY IT IS UNBELIEVABLE IT'S SO SCARY. 180 00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:55,568 IT'S TOO SCARY FOR ME. IT'S FUN. MY SISTER SAYS WHEN SHE WATCHES 181 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:59,606 IT, SHE IS FILLED WITH A SENSE OF DREAD Jimmy: IT'S NOT EVEN DREAD. 182 00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:01,908 I DON'T KNOW IT'S LIKE THE THING, THE MASK WITH THE FUR, A LITTLE EYE 183 00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:06,579 COMING OUT YEAH. Jimmy: THAT SCARES ME 184 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,682 THAT IS SCARY THERE IS SOME SCARY STUFF. YEAH 185 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:11,718 THE EYELESS MAN IS TERRIFYING, TERRIFYING Jimmy: OF COURSE IT IS. 186 00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:14,054 ITS -- IT'S ON A DIFFERENT LEVEL. YES 187 00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:17,757 Jimmy: I WILL SAY ALSO, YOU'RE VERY FUNNY IN IT AS WELL 188 00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:20,360 OH, THANKS. Jimmy: I KNOW YOU'RE FUNNY. YOU HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF 189 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:25,298 HUMOR. YOU'RE A JOKESTER. I'M NOT REALLY FUNNY. 190 00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:29,869 I HAVE NEVER REALLY BEEN FUNNY INTENTIONALLY FOR WORK Jimmy: THAT'S TRUE. 191 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,839 BUT OFF CAMERA YOU'RE FUNNY. BUT YOU'RE FUNNY IN THIS THING WHEN YOU'RE THROWING THE FOOD. 192 00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:34,674 YEAH YES I HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME DOING 193 00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:38,411 ALL THAT STUFF Jimmy: SEASON TWO, ALREADY ANNOUNCED. 194 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:41,348 CONGRATULATIONS. YEAH. THANK YOU. 195 00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:44,517 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE END OF AUGUST. Jimmy: END OF AUGUST. 196 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:49,322 IS IT FUN? DO YOU ENJOY IT, OR ARE YOU SCARED AS MUCH AS I'M SCARED 197 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:51,524 NO, I'M NOT SCARED AT ALL AND ALSO MY CHARACTER'S A VILLIAN, SO, YOU KNOW, I 198 00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:56,763 DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID OF ANYTHING Jimmy: WHOA 199 00:14:56,763 --> 00:15:02,135 YEAH. I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO PLAY A A CHARACTER LIKE THIS, SO IT'S 200 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:06,373 REALLY FUN Jimmy: DID YOU FALL ANY OF THE FAN THEORIES ONLINE? 201 00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:09,175 I DID I'M OLD. SO I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE TO FIND 202 00:15:09,175 --> 00:15:11,044 THESE FAN SERIES FOR QUITE SOME TIME, AND THEN ONE OF THE YOUNGER PEOPLE HELPED ME, SO I 203 00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:14,147 FOUND THEM AND I THINK THEY'RE FASCINATING. 204 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:17,851 REALLY INTERESTING Jimmy: I THOUGHT IT WOULD KIND OF FUN IF I READ SOME OF 205 00:15:17,851 --> 00:15:23,223 THE FAN THEORIES FROM THE INTERNET, YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF THESE 206 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:28,361 AND IF THEIR TRUE OR NOT IS THE BABY ONE ON THERE? BECAUSE THAT'S THE WORST 207 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,663 Jimmy: WHAT'S THE BABY ONE? THAT'S THE ONE I WAS OBSESSED WITH. 208 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:34,601 AND JUST THOUGHT WAS SO INSANE "DO THEY EAT SHAWNA'S BABY?" Jimmy: WHAT 209 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,203 RIGHT AND I WAS LIKE, "WHY WOULD WE EAT THE BABY?" 210 00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:41,141 WELL, THEN I THOUGHT, "WELL WE ARE REALLY ASHAMED - EVERYBODY HAS THIS REALLY LIKE 211 00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:45,845 HAUNTED BY WHAT THEY DID, SO MAYBE WE DO EAT THE BABY." SO I HAD TO ASK THE WRITERS, 212 00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:49,349 "WE DON'T EAT SHAWNA'S BABY, DO WE?" AND SHE SAID, "NO. 213 00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:52,118 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, GOOD. THANK YOU. 214 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,953 THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR. WE DON'T WANT ANYONE EATING ANY BABIES 215 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,789 [ APPLAUSE ] READY? YEAH. 216 00:15:55,789 --> 00:16:01,161 Jimmy: YOUR CHARACTER, MISSY, IS A PRESENT DAY SERIAL KILLER 217 00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:02,862 WELL, I MEAN, SHE DOES -- IT'S VERY -- SHE CASUALLY MURDERS SOMEBODY, AND SHE HAS 218 00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:09,803 A BUNKER READY FOR KIDNAP VICTIMS. I MEAN, THAT BUNKER WAS READY 219 00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:17,210 TO GO PRETTY MUCH. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH 220 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:20,080 I WOULD SAY THAT SHE'S PROBABLY DONE IT BEFORE. BUT I DON'T KNOW 221 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,816 LIKE ALL OF THIS IS JUST MY OPINION BECAUSE THEY DON'T TELL ME ANYTHING. 222 00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:26,186 Jimmy: OKAY SO YOU -- SHE'S DONE IT BEFORE MAYBE. 223 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:30,123 I THINK SO. IT WAS REALLY EASY CASUAL 224 00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:32,625 Jimmy: JACKIE IS STILL ALIVE. I DON'T SEE HOW THAT ONE IS 225 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:39,199 POSSIBLE, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH. Jimmy: OKAY 226 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:42,369 I DON'T SEE HOW -- NO I MEAN, SHE FROZE TO DEATH WE SAW IT. 227 00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,871 Jimmy: I KNOW WE DID. I JUST DON'T -- Jimmy: OKAY, GOOD 228 00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:47,707 NOT POSSIBLE I DON'T THINK SO. Jimmy: MISTY CAUSED THE 229 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:55,615 PLANE TO CRASH I MEAN, WE SAW HER IN THAT EPISODE AND SHE LOOKED VERY 230 00:16:55,615 --> 00:17:01,054 SURPRISED. Jimmy: UH-HUH RIGHT 231 00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:05,658 Jimmy: WELL, YOU DON'T WANT TO LOOK CALM AS THE PLANE IS CRASHING 232 00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:08,261 THAT'S TRUE THAT'S TRUE. IT COULD HAVE BEEN A 233 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:10,797 A PERFORMANCE. Jimmy: SHE'S NOT AN ACTOR BUT SHE SEEMS GENUINELY 234 00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:14,834 SHOCKED. BUT I DON'T KNOW, AGAIN -- Jimmy: SHE'S ON A PLANE 235 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:18,038 THAT'S GOING DOWN WITH THE SOCCER TEAM. SO SHE DID A BAD JOB OR A 236 00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:22,475 A GOOD JOB Jimmy: IT WAS THE HUMAN REACTION TO COVER UP, BUT SHE 237 00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:27,847 KNEW, MAYBE, THAT SHE KNEW MAYBE IT WAS GOING TO GO DOWN? THE WHOLE THING IS INSANE. 238 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:31,217 ALL RIGHT. SO YOU'RE SAYING NO. I DON'T THINK SO. 239 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:32,919 Jimmy: MISTY HAS BEEN WORKING UNDER LOTTIE AND HER HENCHMEN AND HENCHWOMEN THIS 240 00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:39,225 WHOLE TIME YEAH, THAT'S INTERESTING. I THINK THAT'S POSSIBLE, BUT I 241 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:43,697 DON'T KNOW Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE THESE ARE ALL -- 242 00:17:43,697 --> 00:17:46,299 YOU GOT ME. Jimmy: SOME THINGS YOU HAVE MORE CONFIDENCE THAN OTHERS. 243 00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:50,370 YES, THAT'S TRUE. YEAH SOME THINGS SEEM MORE POSSIBLE 244 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:55,942 Jimmy: JULIETTE LEWIS' CHARACTER, NAT, GETS KIDNAPPED AT THE END OF SEAOSN ONE 245 00:17:55,942 --> 00:18:00,080 WE ALL KNOW THAT DOES MISTY HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE KIDNAPPING? 246 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:03,516 OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ] I HEARD A STRONG YES FROM OVER 247 00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:05,652 THERE. SO WHEN I FIRST HEARD THIS THEORY, MY INITIAL INSTINCT IS 248 00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:10,156 NO SHE WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING TO HURT NATALIE 249 00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:14,294 BUT THEN, THE MORE I THOUGHT ABOUT IT, I WAS LIKE, "OH, MAYBE. 250 00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:20,533 MAYBE SHE DID, LIKE, LENNY AND THE KITTEN, YOU KNOW Jimmy: YEAH, "OF MICE AND 251 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:23,169 MEN. YEAH, CRUSH HER YEAH, IT'S POSSIBLE. 252 00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:24,804 Jimmy: DID YOU SEE THE SHOW WAS GOING TO BE A HIT WHEN YOU WERE DOING IT? 253 00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:28,074 NO. I LIKED IT. AND I THOUGHT THE CONCEPT WAS GOOD, AND THE SCRIPTS BECAME 254 00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:32,212 INCREASINGLY, LIKE, STEPHEN KING-Y IN TONE WHICH I WAS SO EXCITED ABOUT 255 00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:36,383 BECAUSE I LOVE STEPHEN KING. Jimmy: FASCINATING AND SCARY. 256 00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:40,487 AND WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN? BUT I LOVE THE FLASHBACKS. I LOVE THE MUSIC, BY THE WAY, 257 00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,188 IS GREAT TOO YEAH. Jimmy: CAUSE YOU FLASHBACK, 258 00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:46,226 YOU'RE LIKE, "I WAS THERE AND I LISTENED TO THAT MUSIC." LIZ PHAIR 259 00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:52,665 WHEN THE SING THE LIZ PHAIR. I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD." Jimmy: I PUT IT ON A PLAYLIST 260 00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:54,534 BECAUSE I'M LIKE, "OH, YEAH, I LOVE LIZ PHAIR." ALL RIGHT, WELL, 261 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:57,303 CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT. THANK YOU FOR CLEARING THAT UP, OR NOT CLEARING IT UP. 262 00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,339 I LOVE IT. ANYTHING TO HELP EVERYONE Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT 263 00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:07,013 "MONSTRESS" IN THEATERS, AND ON DEMAND, BY THE WAY, MAY 13th ANOTHER ONE WITH LOTS OF TWIST 264 00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:10,583 AND TURNS. YEAH, IT IS A PSYCHOLOGICAL THRILLER SHOT IN THE SORT OF 265 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:14,421 TONE -- OR THE STYLE OF LIKE A A '50s HORROR FILM Jimmy: YEAH 266 00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:16,022 AND IT'S ABOUT -- ESSENTIALLY IT IS ABOUT A WOMAN, AND HER SON IN THE 267 00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:20,560 LATE 1950s AND '60s WHO IS ESCAPING AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP 268 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:25,632 AND THEY'RE MOVING TO A NEW TOWN, NEW HOUSE. AND THEN WHEN THEY GET TO THE 269 00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:29,402 HOUSE, ALL THESE SORT OF SUPER NATURAL THINGS HAPPEN. AND THE CHARACTER THAT I PLAY 270 00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:34,841 DEVOLVES OVER TIME BUT AS SHE DEVOLVES, YOU REALIZE THAT THINGS ARE NOT 271 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:43,049 QUITE AS THEY SEEMED Jimmy: NO AND THE FINAL TWIST IS - 272 00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:48,755 IT'S EMOTIONAL ALSO LIKE FOR A HORROR FILM, IT'S VERY EMOTIONAL 273 00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:51,925 Jimmy: YEAH, IT IS. I AGREE YEAH AND AS A PARENT, IT'S SCARY 274 00:19:51,925 --> 00:19:54,327 Jimmy: KIND OF BEAUTIFUL AND WILD I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 275 00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:56,096 HERE'S CHRISTINA RICCI IN "MONSTERESS. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 276 00:19:56,096 --> 00:19:56,129 "MONSTERESS. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 277 00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:25,025 * * 278 00:20:25,025 --> 00:20:27,660 Jimmy: COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CHRISTINA RICHIE 279 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,262 I DO WANT TO MENTION TOO, AS WELL HERE'S BABY CHRISTINA RICCI IN 280 00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:36,736 "ADDAMS FAMILY" IN 1991. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON. 281 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:43,410 AND DID YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH MOVIES WHEN YOU DID THIS I DID 282 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:48,748 I THINK "THE ADDAMS FAMILY" -- ONE, THOSE MOVIES WERE SO FORMATIVE FOR MY CAREER. 283 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,650 BECAUSE THE FIRST THING I DID THAT WAS SUCCESSFUL WAS ALL ABOUT ME BEING ALLOWED TO DO 284 00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:55,255 SOMETHING THAT WAS NOT CONVENTIONAL SO IT REALLY, SORT OF, SHAPED 285 00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:57,624 EVERYTHING FOR ME IN SO MANY WAYS AND THEN ALSO I REMEMBER, YOU 286 00:20:57,624 --> 00:21:02,395 KNOW, I KIND OF FELL INTO BEING A KID ACTOR. IT WAS BROUGHT TO ME, AND I WAS 287 00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:07,901 LIKE, "OKAY, SURE. I'LL DO THIS." BUT I HAD ALWAYS PLANNED ON 288 00:21:07,901 --> 00:21:11,604 DOING SOMETHING DIFFERENT. AND THEN I REMEMBER I WAS 13, AND I WAS WALKING ON THE 289 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:15,642 PARAMOUNT LOT AND SHOOTING "ADDAMS FAMILY 2." AND THEY WERE SHOOTING 290 00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:18,812 "CONEHEADS" NEXT DOOR, AND THEN "FRAZIER" WAS OVER HERE. AND I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, YOU KNOW 291 00:21:18,812 --> 00:21:23,316 WHAT, I THINK I CAN DO THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. Jimmy: REALLY 292 00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:25,819 YEAH. Jimmy: YOU FIGURED IT OUT RIGHT THEN AND THERE 293 00:21:25,819 --> 00:21:28,455 YEAH, IT WAS SUCH AN INCREDIBLE EXPERIENCE. Jimmy: AND NOW YOU ARE 294 00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:32,158 FILMING "WEDNESDAY." WHICH IS FOR WHAT? WHAT IS IT GOING TO AIR ON 295 00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:34,661 IT'S ON NETFLIX Jimmy: NETFLIX. NETFLIX AND IT IS - 296 00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:38,598 Jimmy: TIM BURTON YES, IT'S TIM BURTON. AND IT'S YOUNG WEDNESDAY, 297 00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:42,769 TEENAGE WEDNESDAY IN SCHOOL. Jimmy: YEAH YEAH. 298 00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:45,805 Jimmy: ARE YOU PLAYING -- JENNA ORTEGA PLAYS WEDNESDAY. 299 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:48,008 THE ONLY THING I CAN TELL YOU ABOUT MY CHARACTER IS THAT I DO NOT PLAY WEDNESDAY 300 00:21:48,008 --> 00:21:52,112 Jimmy: OKAY THAT'S THE ONLY THING. THE ONLY THING I WANT TO 301 00:21:52,112 --> 00:21:54,681 SAY. Jimmy: AND HOW IS SHE AMAZING 302 00:21:54,681 --> 00:21:57,117 SHE'S SO GOOD. SO GOOD AND SO WONDERFUL TO WORK WITH, AND HER WEDNESDAY IS 303 00:21:57,117 --> 00:22:00,153 LIKE REALLY AN INCREDIBLE GREAT, MODERN TAKE Jimmy: THAT WOULD BE A GREAT 304 00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:04,858 PERSON TO WORK OPPOSITE BEING A CHILD ACTOR YOURSELF WELL, I ALWAYS LOVED WORKING 305 00:22:04,858 --> 00:22:06,659 WITH ADULTS WHO HAD BEEN CHILD ACTORS BECAUSE THERE IS THIS UNSPOKEN, KIND OF, THING WE ALL 306 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:13,166 KNOW IT IS REALLY WEIRD BUT IT DOES WORK OUT THAT WAY. 307 00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:17,637 Jimmy: YOU'RE AWESOME, BUD. CHRISTINA RICCI, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 308 00:22:17,637 --> 00:22:20,907 "MONSTERESS" IS IN THEATERS AND ON DEMAND MAY 13th MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE 309 00:22:20,907 --> 00:22:23,743 BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 310 00:22:23,743 --> 00:23:11,691 * Jimmy: WELCOME BACK HEY, GUYS. 311 00:23:11,691 --> 00:23:11,725 Jimmy: WELCOME BACK HEY, GUYS. 312 00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:25,972 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS 313 00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:27,607 A GRAMMY WINNING DEEJAY AND PRODUCER OF THEIR LATEST SELF-TITLED ALBUM "DIPLO" IS 314 00:23:27,607 --> 00:23:29,642 OUT RIGHT NOW. PLEASE WELCOME DIPLO 315 00:23:31,177 --> 00:23:32,512 * * Jimmy: YOU DIP, WE DIP. 316 00:23:32,512 --> 00:23:34,581 THAT'S A LITTLE STANDING OVATION FOR DIPLO. WELCOME TO THE SHOW, BUD 317 00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:36,249 I'M SO HAPPY TO BE ABLE TO TALK TO YOU, AND THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE 318 00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:38,218 I HAVE A LOT OF QUESTIONS FOR YOU. CONGRATS ON THE SELF-TITLED 319 00:23:38,218 --> 00:23:40,453 ALBUM, BY THE WAY. THANK YOU, THANK YOU. Jimmy: I KNOW YOU WERE JUST 320 00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:42,255 AT COACHELLA WITH ANITA, WHO HAS BEEN ON THE SHOW SHE'S AWESOME. 321 00:23:42,255 --> 00:23:43,790 WHAT EVEN IS THAT SCENE REMOTELY LIKE? I'M NOT SAYING I WOULD NEVER 322 00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:45,525 GO, BUT I JUST DON'T KNOW IF I'D FIT IN THERE YOU WOULD LOVE IT 323 00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:48,094 YOU WOULD LOVE IT. AND YOU KNOW ANITA I KNOW SHE WAS HERE A COUPLE 324 00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:54,701 WEEKS AGO. Jimmy: SHE'S AMAZING. SO FUN 325 00:23:54,701 --> 00:23:57,003 SHE HAS, LIKE, MORE FOLLOWERS THAN LIKE, THE STATE OF IOWA. 326 00:23:57,003 --> 00:24:00,640 SHE'S ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR -- Jimmy: SHE'S GOT SO MUCH 327 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,475 ENERGY YEAH. Jimmy: AND SHE'S JUST - 328 00:24:02,475 --> 00:24:05,045 SHE WORKS HARDER THAN ANYBODY ELSE AND I THINK WHEN PEOPLE TALK 329 00:24:05,045 --> 00:24:08,915 ABOUT THAT WEEKEND IN COACHELLA, SHE WAS THE THING PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE MOST 330 00:24:08,915 --> 00:24:12,652 CAUSE SHE BROUGHT THIS BRAZILIAN CULTURE AND DID EVERYTHING THERE 331 00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:15,255 THEY HAD ME ON DEEJAY WITH HER BUT IT WAS -- BEING ON STAGE WITH HER WAS LIKE SOMETHING I'D 332 00:24:15,255 --> 00:24:20,060 REMEMBER IT WAS AMAZING Jimmy: BUT YOU'RE ALSO 333 00:24:20,060 --> 00:24:21,695 CLOSING STAGECOACH RIGHT, YEAH THAT'S NEXT -- THIS WEEKEND. 334 00:24:21,695 --> 00:24:24,130 Jimmy: WHICH IS A HUGE -- IT'S A COUNTRY MUSIC SPECIAL YEAH. 335 00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:28,601 Jimmy: SO, HOW DO THOSE CROWDS DIFFER? THEY'RE TOTALLY DIFFERENT 336 00:24:28,601 --> 00:24:31,204 I THINK STAGECOACH IS A LITTLE BIT SMALLER THAN COACHELLA COACHELLA IS TWO WEEKENDS AND 337 00:24:31,204 --> 00:24:33,840 IT'S - Jimmy: YEAH THERE'S LIKE 40 LEVELS OF 338 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:35,842 VIP. LIKE, YOU HAVE GENERAL ADMISSION AND ALL THE WAY TO 339 00:24:35,842 --> 00:24:38,878 LIKE THE CRAZIEST ARTIST PASSES AND IT'S ALMOST LIKE INFLUENCER 340 00:24:38,878 --> 00:24:42,382 SURVIVOR THERE, LIKE TO FIGURE OUT WHERE YOU BELONG AND GET INTO PARTIES - 341 00:24:42,382 --> 00:24:44,984 Jimmy: INFLUENCER SURVIVOR? YEAH. Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S 342 00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:47,520 PRETTY - IT'S PRETTY HARDCORE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING 343 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,589 Jimmy: TO SEE WHO GETS TO THE NEXT LEVEL, YEAH AND YOU DON'T WANT TO -- 344 00:24:49,589 --> 00:24:51,224 YEAH. IT'S KIND OF -- IT'S KIND OF CRAZY. 345 00:24:51,224 --> 00:24:53,626 BUT STAGECOACH IS A MORE MELLOWER FESTIVAL. IT'S COUNTRY 346 00:24:53,626 --> 00:24:56,896 Jimmy: DO YOU LIKE DOING COUNTRY? I -- I BEEN LOVING IT 347 00:24:56,896 --> 00:25:01,401 I DID A COUNTRY ALBUM ABOUT TWO YEARS AGO CALLED "THOMAS WESLEY PRESENTS." 348 00:25:01,401 --> 00:25:05,105 AND I DID A COUPLE SONGS THAT WERE REALLY BIG. AND THE ALBUM WENT GOLD. 349 00:25:05,105 --> 00:25:08,575 AND I'M GOING TO DO ANOTHER ONE, I THINK, THIS YEAR, SO -- Jimmy: THEY'RE AMAZING FANS, 350 00:25:08,575 --> 00:25:11,678 COUNTRY MUSIC FANS WE LOVE EVERYTHING HERE -- YEAH, LUKE COMBS IS PLAYING 351 00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:13,313 STAGECOACH AND I'M PLAYING AFTER HIM AT THE PALOMINO TENT, LIKE 352 00:25:13,313 --> 00:25:18,118 A DEEJAY SET KIND OF MIXING COUNTRY AND HOUSE MUSIC AND DANCE, SO -- 353 00:25:18,118 --> 00:25:21,187 Jimmy: DO YOU GET NERVOUS WHEN YOU DO THESE? THE LAST TIME I DID 354 00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:25,225 STAGECOACH, I SPENT THE AFTERNOON WITH GUY FIERI AND I DRANK AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF 355 00:25:25,225 --> 00:25:28,828 MEZCAL AND I REALLY LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ] 356 00:25:28,828 --> 00:25:30,363 Jimmy: THAT'S HOW'S IT LIKE HANGING OUT WITH GUY FIERI, MAN. 357 00:25:30,363 --> 00:25:32,232 AND I WAS AT THE STAGE AND I WAS LIKE, I LITERALLY LOOKED AT THE TURNTABLES AND I REALLY 358 00:25:32,232 --> 00:25:36,469 FORGOT HOW THEY WORKED LIKE, I WAS -- Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 359 00:25:36,469 --> 00:25:38,104 BUT, YOU KNOW, SOMETHING HAPPENED IT WAS MAGIC AND I JUST KIND OF 360 00:25:38,104 --> 00:25:40,640 GOT THE SET TOGETHER WE BROUGHT LIL NAS X OUT WITH BILLY RAY CYRUS, THE FIRST TIME 361 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:45,445 HE PERFORMED AND - Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT THE WHOLE CROWD WAS LIKE -- 362 00:25:45,445 --> 00:25:47,414 IT WAS LIKE A REALLY AMAZING MOMENT, BECAUSE COUNTRY AND RAP JUST HAD A CROSSOVER ASPECT 363 00:25:47,414 --> 00:25:50,417 WHERE EVERYTHING WAS HAPPENING WITH LIKE HIP HOP AND COUNTRY. AND IT WAS LIKE JUST SOMETHING 364 00:25:50,417 --> 00:25:52,886 MAGICAL HAPPENED AT THAT STAGECOACH FESTIVAL, SO I HOPE TO REPEAT IT ON SUNDAY 365 00:25:52,886 --> 00:25:55,622 Jimmy: AND THEN, YOU ALSO - CAN YOU EXPLAIN BURNING MAN TO ME 366 00:25:55,622 --> 00:25:57,891 OKAY, SO -- Jimmy: THIS IS WHY YOU'RE HERE, TO HELP GRANDPA OUT. 367 00:25:57,891 --> 00:26:00,860 THANK YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] I WOULD LOVE TO TAKE YOU TO 368 00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:08,068 BURNING MAN. THIS HAPPENS THE END OF AUGUST, EARLY SEPTEMBER. 369 00:26:08,068 --> 00:26:10,737 AND IT'S JUST -- IT'S A FESTIVAL LIKE NONE OTHER YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T REALLY GO 370 00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:14,307 THERE AND BUY TICKETS. YOU KIND OF HAVE TO PARTICIPATE. 371 00:26:14,307 --> 00:26:16,309 LIKE, EVEN AS A DEEJAY, I PLAYED, LIKE, 20 DIFFERENT SETS THERE AND JUST ENJOY THE TIME 372 00:26:16,309 --> 00:26:20,313 AND LOOK AT THE ART. AND, YOU KNOW -- Jimmy: YOU LIVE THERE, 373 00:26:20,313 --> 00:26:22,382 RIGHT? YOU HAVE TO LIVE THERE. YOU HAVE TO CAMP THERE FOR THE 374 00:26:22,382 --> 00:26:26,052 THREE, FOUR, OR FIVE DAYS. YOU MIGHT, LIKE, RUN INTO, LIKE, SETH ROGEN JUST SMOKING 375 00:26:26,052 --> 00:26:29,289 WEED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT JUST RANDOM. 376 00:26:29,289 --> 00:26:31,458 IT'S SUPER RANDOM WHO'S THERE AND YOU JUST KIND OF LIKE ENJOY THE TIME THERE 377 00:26:31,458 --> 00:26:35,061 HE JUST -- IT'S JUST SO MACRO. EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING ALL THE TIME 378 00:26:35,061 --> 00:26:36,830 THERE'S PARTIES AND ART AND MUSIC AND THESE ART CARS AND LIKE -- THERE'S WHOLE SHOWER 379 00:26:36,830 --> 00:26:38,465 CAMPS AND THERE'S WHOLE, LIKE - Jimmy: THERE'S ROBOTS TOO, 380 00:26:38,465 --> 00:26:44,704 RIGHT? THERE'S ROBOTS TOO. THERE'S -- YEAH, ROBOT HEART IS 381 00:26:44,704 --> 00:26:48,508 THE CAMP I PLAY AT SOMETIMES AND SOME OF THE ROBOT HEART GUYS ARE HERE TODAY. 382 00:26:48,508 --> 00:26:52,679 SO, SHOUT OUT ROBOT HEART. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YEAH, ROBOT HEART. 383 00:26:52,679 --> 00:26:55,081 I'M INTERESTED IN IT YEAH. Jimmy: BUT I KNOW THAT -- I 384 00:26:55,081 --> 00:26:57,083 WAS TALKING TO YOU QUICKLY BACKSTAGE. AND I KNOW YOU HAD TO THIS -- 385 00:26:57,083 --> 00:27:01,855 YOU DID THE SUNRISE. I DID THE SUNRISE IT'S A SLAP BURN 386 00:27:01,855 --> 00:27:03,823 IT WAS KIND OF THE RENEGADE BURN BECAUSE THERE WASN'T THE ORGANIZATION 387 00:27:03,823 --> 00:27:06,226 YOU KIND OF HAD TO JUST GO OUT THERE WITH - BRING YOUR OWN WATER AND 388 00:27:06,226 --> 00:27:09,729 SURVIVE IN THE DESERT. SO, I HAPPENED TO RANDOMLY BE IN RENO. 389 00:27:09,729 --> 00:27:11,865 AND THE ROBOT HEART TEAM HIT ME UP AND SAID, "IF YOU WANT TO COME OUT, WE CAN DO A SUNRISE 390 00:27:11,865 --> 00:27:16,936 SET. WHICH IS -- AS A DEEJAY, IT'S THE MOST COVETED SET 391 00:27:16,936 --> 00:27:20,640 LIKE, TO DO SUNRISE AT BURNING MAN IS LIKE THE FINAL BOSS, I THINK, FOR DEEJAYING 392 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,943 CAUSE YOU GOT TO REALLY GET INTO IT AND DO SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL. 393 00:27:23,943 --> 00:27:26,046 YOU KNOW, REALLY, REALLY BE MAGIC. AND YOU CAN'T JUST PERFORM, 394 00:27:26,046 --> 00:27:30,183 LIKE, YOUR REGULAR SET YOU HAVE TO BE IN TUNE WITH THE AUDIENCE AND WATCH THE SUN 395 00:27:30,183 --> 00:27:32,686 RISE AND THAT -- THAT'S YOUR PERFORMANCE. 396 00:27:32,686 --> 00:27:34,421 IT'S LIKE THE SUN'S CREEPING OVER THE DESERT AND PEOPLE ARE THERE, LIKE, ENJOYING THAT 397 00:27:34,421 --> 00:27:36,523 THAT'S THE ONLY -- Jimmy: AND YOU GOT IT BECAUSE YOU'RE DIPLO, AND YOU 398 00:27:36,523 --> 00:27:40,060 KNOW THIS GUY'S A TRUSTED NAME AND WE KNOW THIS GUY NO, IT DOESN'T WORK AT ALL 399 00:27:40,060 --> 00:27:43,063 AT BURNING MAN LIKE, YOU HAVE TO LIKE -- IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU ARE 400 00:27:43,063 --> 00:27:49,069 IT'S REALLY ABOUT LIKE - IT'S LITERALLY ANOTHER LEVEL LIKE, YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR BRAND 401 00:27:49,069 --> 00:27:50,704 AND WHAT YOU'VE DONE IN YOUR CAREER, LIKE, STICK OUT FOR YOU. 402 00:27:50,704 --> 00:27:53,673 YOU HAVE TO REALLY BE PART OF THIS COMMUNITY AND I THINK I DID MY FIRST 403 00:27:53,673 --> 00:27:58,578 SUNRISE SET AND IT WAS JUST ONE OF MY FAVORITE SETS OF ALL TIME 404 00:27:58,578 --> 00:28:00,780 AND I HAPPENED TO BE THERE RANDOMLY I JUST WAS THERE FOR LIKE THREE 405 00:28:00,780 --> 00:28:04,718 HOURS AND FLEW BACK TO L.A. AND DIDN'T SLEEP UNTIL THAT NIGHT. BUT -- 406 00:28:04,718 --> 00:28:06,786 Jimmy: YEAH, BUT HOW DID YOU GET TO DO IT HOW DID YOU EARN YOUR WAY? 407 00:28:06,786 --> 00:28:10,490 WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF LIKE -- THEY GIVE YOU LIKE A A WHOLE VISION QUEST 408 00:28:10,490 --> 00:28:14,127 LIKE A REAL COUPLE OF DIFFERENT BURNING MANS YOU HAVE TO DO THINGS LIKE - 409 00:28:14,127 --> 00:28:16,029 THE YEAR BEFORE, I HAD TO TAKE A BIG COW OFF THE TOP OF THE ROBOT HEART THEY HAD THERE AND 410 00:28:16,029 --> 00:28:21,034 BRING IT DOWN AND -- Jimmy: A COW CLIMBED ONTO THE TOP OF THE ROBOT HEART 411 00:28:21,034 --> 00:28:22,769 THEY HAD -- FOR SOME REASON, THE ROBOT HEART CLIQUE, THEY STOLE ONE OF THE COWS FROM 412 00:28:22,769 --> 00:28:26,573 OKTOBERFEST. AND THEY TIED IT TO THE TOP OF THE HEART. 413 00:28:26,573 --> 00:28:30,076 AND I HAD TO BRING IT DOWN BECAUSE IT WAS GOING TO BREAK. SO, I WAS LIKE, KIND OF -- 414 00:28:30,076 --> 00:28:32,912 Jimmy: WHY IS DIPLO IN CHARGE OF REMOVING THE COW [ LAUGHTER ] 415 00:28:32,912 --> 00:28:35,749 THEY JUST ALL HAD A LOT OF ENERGY IN THE MORNING. I WAS ON A LITTLE BIT OF LSD 416 00:28:35,749 --> 00:28:38,818 YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST READY TO CLIMB. Jimmy: NO, NOW -- YEAH. 417 00:28:38,818 --> 00:28:41,321 ARE YOU SURE IT WAS A COW? YEAH, I THINK SO -- [ LAUGHTER ] 418 00:28:41,321 --> 00:28:43,957 SOME FOOTAGE OF IT SOMEWHERE Jimmy: WHAT HAPPENS -- DO YOU TAKE GIGS LIKE WEDDINGS AND 419 00:28:43,957 --> 00:28:49,629 BIRTHDAYS OR BAR MITZVAHS? EVERYTHING. I MEAN, I TAKE, YOU KNOW, 420 00:28:49,629 --> 00:28:53,667 STAGECOACH, BURNING MANS, BAR MITZVAHS I'M DOWN FOR WHATEVER. 421 00:28:53,667 --> 00:28:55,935 Jimmy: YEAH AND JUST BECAUSE YOU LIKE DEEJAYING AND YOU KNOW HOW TO 422 00:28:55,935 --> 00:28:59,139 DO IT? I LOVE TO DEEJAY. Jimmy: YOU DO 423 00:28:59,139 --> 00:29:01,708 I'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR, YOU KNOW, 20 YEARS I JUST LOVE TO, YOU KNOW, PICK 424 00:29:01,708 --> 00:29:06,813 RECORDS AND PLAY RECORDS FOR PEOPLE AND BRING MUSIC TO PEOPLE 425 00:29:06,813 --> 00:29:08,882 Jimmy: YOU STARTED WITH RECORDS, RIGHT LIKE, SELLING RECORDS. 426 00:29:08,882 --> 00:29:11,017 YOU'RE DIGGING THROUGH CRATES AND SELLING THEM BACK IN PHILADELPHIA. 427 00:29:11,017 --> 00:29:14,020 YEAH Jimmy: PHILLY DID YOU EVER SELL THEM TO 428 00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:16,122 QUEST? YOU KNOW, A COUPLE TIMES WE HAD -- WE MET UP AND I'M NOT 429 00:29:16,122 --> 00:29:20,460 SURE HOW IT WENT BUT WE MIGHT HAVE TRADED RECORDS. 430 00:29:20,460 --> 00:29:22,762 BUT, I MEAN, I REMEMBER BEING SHOULDER TO SHOULDER WITH HIM AND, LIKE, HAVING A FIGHT FOR 431 00:29:22,762 --> 00:29:25,398 SPACE AT RECORD CONVENTIONS, BECAUSE HE WAS LIKE AN ANIMAL OUT THERE. 432 00:29:25,398 --> 00:29:29,202 HE WAS LIKE -- IT WAS LIKE 20 YEARS AGO Jimmy: YEAH, HOW MANY ALBUMS 433 00:29:29,202 --> 00:29:32,739 DO YOU HAVE NOW, QUEST Questlove: CLOSE TO 200 -- THOUSAND 434 00:29:32,739 --> 00:29:35,442 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S A LOT. THAT'S A LOT 435 00:29:35,442 --> 00:29:38,845 Jimmy: YOU HAVE 200,000 - ARE YOU STILL IN THAT SAME THING WHERE IT JUST GOES OUT 436 00:29:38,845 --> 00:29:42,882 AND YOU HAVE A LADDER. Questlove: YEAH, YEAH I HAVE THIS SLIDING -- LIBRARY 437 00:29:42,882 --> 00:29:44,951 Jimmy: YEAH IT'S ALMOST LIKE A LIBRARY - YEAH, THIS GUY'S ON THE 438 00:29:44,951 --> 00:29:46,586 LEVEL NOW. Jimmy: FEELS LIKE A A "HARRY POTTER" LIBRARY WITH 439 00:29:46,586 --> 00:29:49,122 A LADDER JUST MOVES AUTOMATICALLY. YOU CLIMB UP AND GRAB A RECORD 440 00:29:49,122 --> 00:29:52,292 IT'S JUST AN ENDLESS LIBRARY WITH JUST RECORDS LIKE, THE WHOLE FOUR FEET UP - 441 00:29:52,292 --> 00:29:55,462 Jimmy: TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS, SELF-TITLED. "DIPLO," NAME OF THE RECORD. 442 00:29:55,462 --> 00:29:58,298 ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT THIS THIS IS -- I LOVE IT 443 00:29:58,298 --> 00:30:02,235 I'M GOING TO PLAY A SONG FOR YOU GUYS TONIGHT WITH MIGUEL, SO - 444 00:30:02,235 --> 00:30:05,638 Jimmy: I LOVE THAT YOU BROUGHT MIGUEL WE LOVE THAT 445 00:30:05,638 --> 00:30:07,807 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JUST QUICKLY, I WANTED TO MENTION. 446 00:30:07,807 --> 00:30:09,642 I KNOW LAST NIGHT YOU DO FOLLOW HIM ON SOCIAL IF YOU WANT TO FOLLOW SOMEONE VERY INTERESTING 447 00:30:09,642 --> 00:30:12,612 AND FUN, DIPLO YOU DO THINGS I WOULD NEVER DO BUT IN A GREAT WAY 448 00:30:12,612 --> 00:30:16,783 BUT EXCITING LIKE, FOR INSTANCE, YESTERDAY WAS A POP-UP SHOW YOU DID IN 449 00:30:16,783 --> 00:30:24,657 BROOKLYN RIGHT, RIGHT. Jimmy: AND YOU JUST GO, 450 00:30:24,657 --> 00:30:28,695 "YEAH, HEY, EVERYBODY I'M GOING TO PERFORM HERE, BANG. AND EVERYONE SHOWED UP 451 00:30:28,695 --> 00:30:32,298 AND THEN THE COPS SHUT IT DOWN THE COPS SHUT IT DOWN BEFORE WE EVEN PLAY ONE RECORD. 452 00:30:32,298 --> 00:30:34,801 LIKE, IT WAS 4,000 KIDS IN THE PARK AND I FORGOT HOW POSH BROOKLYN 453 00:30:34,801 --> 00:30:37,671 IS NOW LIKE, THE COPS COME -- LIKE RIGHT AWAY 454 00:30:37,671 --> 00:30:39,172 Jimmy: YEAH, THEY GO -- YEAH WE CHECKED YOUR -- "OH, YOU'RE 455 00:30:39,172 --> 00:30:42,042 ON INSTAGRAM." COPS ARE LIKE, "OKAY, HE'S GOING TO BE IN BROOKLYN. 456 00:30:42,042 --> 00:30:44,544 SO, I MEAN, YOU KIND OF GAVE IT AWAY A LITTLE BIT. WE HAD THE KIDS OUT, THEN 457 00:30:44,544 --> 00:30:48,048 IT WAS A GUY WHO TOOK OVER LIKE A LITTLE STREET PARTY AND HE GOT ARRESTED 458 00:30:48,048 --> 00:30:51,851 THEY TOOK HIS EQUIPMENT. SO, THIS DEEJAY'S NAME IS LIKE SUBWAY DEEJAY. 459 00:30:51,851 --> 00:30:54,721 SO I HAD TO GO AND PAY HIS -- WHATEVER HIS BAIL WAS TO GET HIM OUT. 460 00:30:54,721 --> 00:30:57,323 Jimmy: YOU PAID HIS BAIL TO GET HIM OUT? YEAH. 461 00:30:57,323 --> 00:30:59,426 SAW THE GUY, HE WAS GETTING ARRESTED RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME IN THE STREET. 462 00:30:59,426 --> 00:31:01,361 AND -- WE WERE RIGHT IN FRONT OF BROOKLYN BOWL AND SAID, "LET'S JUST MOVE THE 463 00:31:01,361 --> 00:31:02,896 PARTY OVER HERE. SO, WE ASKED THE OWNERS AND THEY LET US IN 464 00:31:02,896 --> 00:31:05,632 Jimmy: BROOKLYN BOWL IS THE JAM, DUDE. I LOVE THAT BROOKLYN - 465 00:31:05,632 --> 00:31:07,500 IT WAS A PARTY. Jimmy: SEE, BROOKLYN'S STILL GOT IT 466 00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:10,070 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BROOKLYN'S STILL GOT IT. DIPLO, I LOVE YOU. 467 00:31:10,070 --> 00:31:12,839 THANKS FOR BEING HERE, BUDDY AND THANKS FOR PERFORMEING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 468 00:31:12,839 --> 00:31:16,476 DIPLO EVERYBODY! CHECK OUT HIS NEW ALBUM, "DIPLO," WHICH IS OUT RIGHT 469 00:31:16,476 --> 00:31:18,211 NOW. AND HE'S PERFORMING WITH MIGUEL LATER IN SHOW. 470 00:31:18,211 --> 00:31:20,280 MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK, EVERYBODY COME ON BACK 471 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:39,599 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: WELCOME BACK 472 00:31:39,599 --> 00:31:42,335 HEY, GUYS. IT IS TIME TO PLAY THE GAME THAT'S SWEEPING THE NATION 473 00:31:42,335 --> 00:31:46,873 IT'S "IS THERE A STASH UNDER THAT MASK? 474 00:31:52,145 --> 00:31:53,947 Jimmy: THIS IS A GAME WHERE WE PICK A RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER AND GUESS IF THERE'S 475 00:31:53,947 --> 00:31:59,285 A STASH UNDER THEIR MASK SO, PLEASE WELCOME TONIGHT'S AUDIENCE MEMBER, SHARIF HESSEN 476 00:31:59,285 --> 00:32:04,057 AUDIENCE MEMBER, SHARIF HESSEN SHARIF 477 00:32:05,658 --> 00:32:19,939 * 478 00:32:19,939 --> 00:32:22,242 Jimmy: WELCOME. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE THANKS FOR HAVING ME. 479 00:32:22,242 --> 00:32:26,079 Jimmy: PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT. NOW, AM I SAYIN THIS RIGHT SHARIF 480 00:32:26,079 --> 00:32:28,682 SHARIF SHARIF. Jimmy: SHARIF 481 00:32:28,682 --> 00:32:30,650 RIGHT, SO IT'S SHARICE HESSEN. WHERE ARE YOU FROM I'M FROM ADDISON, 482 00:32:30,650 --> 00:32:33,286 NEW JERSEY Jimmy: ADDISON, NEW JERSEY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 483 00:32:33,286 --> 00:32:34,821 THAT IS ALL -- THAT IS ALL I CAN ASK YOU. NOW WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT IF 484 00:32:34,821 --> 00:32:37,857 YOU HAVE A STASH UNDER THAT MASK QUEST, YOU GO FIRST. 485 00:32:37,857 --> 00:32:43,263 ONE QUESTION FOR SHARIF. Questlove: SHARIF, AT STARBUCKS WOULD YOU ORDER HOT 486 00:32:43,263 --> 00:32:56,343 CHOCOLATE WITH WHIPPED CREAM UM, I DON'T ORDER HOT CHOCOLATE. 487 00:32:56,343 --> 00:32:58,945 Questlove: WOW. THERE'S THAT. Jimmy: THERE'S THAT 488 00:32:58,945 --> 00:33:04,551 [ LAUGHTER ] THERE'S THAT QUEST, WHAT'S YOUR GUESS 489 00:33:04,551 --> 00:33:11,624 Questlove: I DON'T THINK HE HAS A STASH. Jimmy: I GOT YOU. 490 00:33:11,624 --> 00:33:18,431 OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] TARIQ, YOUR TURN 491 00:33:18,431 --> 00:33:21,368 WHAT'S YOUR QUESTION Tariq: IF YOU WERE PLANNING TO OBSERVE MOVEMBER WOULD THAT 492 00:33:21,368 --> 00:33:25,538 INVOLVE MUCH OF A TRANSFORMATION OF YOUR UPPER LIP. 493 00:33:25,538 --> 00:33:28,074 WHAT'S MOVEMBER Tariq: MOVEMBER IS WHEN YOU SPEND THE MONTH OF NOVEMBER NOT 494 00:33:28,074 --> 00:33:30,210 SHAVING. SO YOU GROW YOUR FACIAL HAIR OUT. 495 00:33:30,210 --> 00:33:36,449 OKAY. Jimmy: WHY ISN'T IT LIKE NOVEM-BEARD? 496 00:33:36,449 --> 00:33:41,588 Tariq: LOOK, LISTEN [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S FOCUS, SHARIF. 497 00:33:41,588 --> 00:33:44,424 Jimmy: YES, LET'S FOCUS SO, DO I -- I GUESS I'D PREPARE IT LIKE MENTALLY, YOU 498 00:33:44,424 --> 00:33:49,195 KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] Tariq: THIS IS A YES OR NO 499 00:33:49,195 --> 00:33:53,099 QUESTION IF YOU OBSERVE MOVEMBER -- Jimmy: HE ANSWERED YOU. 500 00:33:53,099 --> 00:33:58,538 TARIQ, THERE'S YOUR ANSWER Tariq: NO, NO, NO I DO NOT ACCEPT. 501 00:33:58,538 --> 00:34:04,110 IF YOU OBSERVE MOVEMBER -- Jimmy: DON'T PRESS. DON'T WORRY YOUR HEAD MAN. 502 00:34:04,110 --> 00:34:07,814 Tariq: -- WHICH MEANS YOU'RE GOING TO GROW YOUR FACIAL HAIR OUT -- 503 00:34:07,814 --> 00:34:10,116 Jimmy: DON'T LET HIM PRESSURE YOU YOUR ANSWER -- YOU'RE FINE 504 00:34:10,116 --> 00:34:12,385 YOU'RE FINE. Tariq: IF YOU DON'T SHAVE FOR A MONTH, WOULD YOUR UPPER 505 00:34:12,385 --> 00:34:14,054 LIP -- Jimmy: WOULD YOU TURN YOUR MICROPHONE OFF, PLEASE 506 00:34:14,054 --> 00:34:15,689 [ LAUGHTER ] Tariq: DO YOU USE POWER TOOLS SHARIF 507 00:34:15,689 --> 00:34:17,657 Jimmy: YOUR HONOR, YOUR HONOR! [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 508 00:34:17,657 --> 00:34:19,859 Tariq: I THINK HE HAS A A MUSTACHE Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU THINK? 509 00:34:19,859 --> 00:34:22,062 Tariq: I THINK HE HAS A A MUSTACHE, JIMMY. Jimmy: OKAY 510 00:34:22,062 --> 00:34:24,431 I'M SITTING PRETTY CLOSE TO YOU. YEAH. 511 00:34:24,431 --> 00:34:28,368 Jimmy: LOOKING AT THE MASK. YOU HAVE A GOOD HEAD OF HAIR THANKS. 512 00:34:28,368 --> 00:34:33,073 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU HAVE DECENT EYEBROWS 513 00:34:33,073 --> 00:34:36,142 THANKS. [ LAUGHTER ] Tariq: DO THE CURTAINS MATCH 514 00:34:36,142 --> 00:34:42,382 THE DRAPES, SHARIF [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 515 00:34:42,382 --> 00:34:44,217 WHEN PEOPLE SEE YOU ON THE STREET, DO THEY MISTAKE YOU FOR JONATHAN LIPNICKI FROM "JERRY 516 00:34:44,217 --> 00:35:06,539 MAGUIRE" OR FREDDY MERCURY I WEAR A MASK A LOT LATELY, SO - 517 00:35:06,539 --> 00:35:08,708 Jimmy: SO PEOPLE COULD THINK IT'S THE JONATHAN LIPNICK, THE CHILD FROM "JERRY MAGUIRE" 518 00:35:08,708 --> 00:35:11,444 YEAH, YEAH. SO, WHO KNOWS. Jimmy: I THINK THAT ONE 519 00:35:11,444 --> 00:35:16,383 BUSTED HIM WIDE OPEN RIGHT THERE, TARIQ WE GOT HIM 520 00:35:16,383 --> 00:35:21,621 Tariq: YEAH Jimmy: I THINK THERE IS A A STASH UNDER THAT MASK. 521 00:35:21,621 --> 00:35:24,624 SHARIF, YOU WANT TO LET US KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING IS THERE A STASH UNDER THAT 522 00:35:24,624 --> 00:35:36,269 MASK? Jimmy: YEAH * YEAH 523 00:35:36,269 --> 00:35:42,375 HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE. LOOKS GOOD, RIGHT? Questlove: YOU LOOK GOOD. 524 00:35:42,375 --> 00:35:45,278 YOU LOOK GOOD. THANK YOU, THANK YOU. Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR 525 00:35:45,278 --> 00:35:47,080 PLAYING. YOU'VE WON THIS BLUETOOTH ENABLED SMART MASK 526 00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:49,649 THANK YOU FOR PLAYING. THIS HAS BEEN "IS THERE A STASH UNDER THAT MASK. 527 00:35:49,649 --> 00:35:51,551 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 528 00:35:51,551 --> 00:36:14,107 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: PERFORMING "DON'T 529 00:36:14,107 --> 00:36:18,511 FORGET MY LOVE," GIVE IT UP FOR DIPLO AND MIGUEL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 530 00:36:18,511 --> 00:36:18,545 DIPLO AND MIGUEL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 531 00:36:20,914 --> 00:36:26,052 * REMEMBER THE FEELING OF M FINGERTIPS ON YOUR SKI 532 00:36:26,052 --> 00:36:37,931 AND THE WAY THAT OUR KISSES TASTE SWEETER * * AFTER DRINKING AND THE WA 533 00:36:37,931 --> 00:36:45,138 THAT I RAGE INTO YOUR LOVE WHILE YOU BREATHE ME IN * * JUST SO YOU CAN FEEL ME 534 00:36:45,138 --> 00:36:57,384 WITH YOU EVEN WHEN I'M NOT AROUND * * DON'T FORGET MY LOV 535 00:36:57,384 --> 00:37:16,069 SO YOU DON'T FORGET MY LOV SO YOU DON'T FORGET MY LOV LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE * 536 00:37:16,069 --> 00:37:27,347 * JIMMY FALLO * * 537 00:37:27,347 --> 00:37:37,390 * DON'T FORGET MY LOVE * * * LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE 538 00:37:37,390 --> 00:37:45,365 LOVE LOVE LOVE LOV LOVE LOVE DON'T FORGET * * MY LOVE LOVE LOVE 539 00:37:45,365 --> 00:37:50,737 LOVE LOVE LOVE LOV LOVE LOVE LOVE * * DON'T FORGET MY LOV 540 00:37:50,737 --> 00:37:55,742 TANTRUMS SET FIR TWO DICE WE ROLL * * EXCITE OUR EYES 541 00:37:55,742 --> 00:38:01,881 INHALE THE LOV PLAY IN THE DARK * * WE TAKE WHAT WE CAN 542 00:38:01,881 --> 00:38:11,725 WE RIDE TO THE END TO TH SUN PUSH THAT WEIGHT ON * * ME LIKE A FIEND 543 00:38:11,725 --> 00:38:18,598 LETS RAGE IN THE MOONLIGHT CALM LIKE A SHOT RINGS OUT * * IN THE DARKNESS S 544 00:38:18,598 --> 00:38:29,876 YOU DON'T FORGET MY LOVE * * DON'T FORGET MY LOVE * 545 00:38:29,876 --> 00:38:45,291 * * DON'T FORGET MY LOVE * LET'S GO * 546 00:38:45,291 --> 00:38:59,472 * DON'T FORGET MY LOV HEY EVERYBODY OUT THERE * * 547 00:38:59,472 --> 00:39:04,611 * I WANT TO HEAR YOU SA DON'T FORGET MY LOVE LOV LOVE LOVE LOVE * 548 00:39:04,611 --> 00:39:12,719 * * DON'T FORGET MY LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE * 549 00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:18,825 * LOVE LOVE LOV DON'T FORGET MY LOVE * * 550 00:39:18,825 --> 00:39:22,228 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH COME ON NOW! 551 00:39:22,228 --> 00:39:27,133 COME ON, BUD TROUBLE MAKER. TROUBLE MAKER. 552 00:39:27,133 --> 00:39:31,071 DIPLO, MIGUEL. DIPLO'S SELF TITLED ALBUM IT'S STANDING UP RIGHT THERE. 553 00:39:31,071 --> 00:39:34,407 IS OUT RIGHT NOW WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 554 00:39:34,407 --> 00:40:00,500 ** Jimmy: MY THANKS TO CHRISTINA RICCI, DIPLO, ONCE 555 00:40:00,500 --> 00:40:04,070 AGAIN, [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] MIGUEL, AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT 556 00:40:04,070 --> 00:40:07,974 THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 557 00:40:07,974 --> 00:40:11,444 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS." 558 00:40:11,444 --> 00:40:15,048 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY, THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 559 00:40:15,048 --> 00:40:15,048 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** **