Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - CHRISTINA RICCI,
DIPLO, MUSICAL GUEST DIPLO AND MIGUEL AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1642 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH, HEY!
NICE TO SEE YOU. WELCOME! WELCOME, EVERYBODY
WELCOME, ENJOY YOURSELF. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY.
YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING THANK YOU FOR TUNING IN. WELL GUYS, IT SEEMS LIKE
THERE'S SO MUCH GOING ON RIGHT NOW. THE NFL DRAFT KICKED OFF
TONIGHT IN LAS VEGAS THAT'S RIGHT ELON MUSK IS BUYING TWITTER FOR
$44 BILLION. WE GOT OUR FIRST LOOK AT THE SEQUEL TO "AVATAR.
AND CHIPOTLE SAYS THAT THEY WANT TO START OFFERING DESSERT THERE'S A LOT TO GO OVER
[ LAUGHTER ] SO LET'S JUST JUMP IN AND COVER IT ALL AT ONCE
IT'S TIME FOR A "NEWS SMASH. HERE WE GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: FIRST UP, THE NFL DRAFT GOT UNDERWAY TONIGHT IN
LAS VEGAS. THE BEST COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYERS ARE HEADING TO THE PROS
WHERE THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE A LOT OF MONEY, ALMOST ENOUGH MONEY TO -
BUY TWITTER. [ LAUGHTER ] ELON MUSK IS BUYING THE COMPANY
FOR $44 BILLION. THE WHOLE THING CAME TOGETHER REALLY FAST, UNLIKE "AVATAR 2,"
IT'S BEEN -- [ LAUGHTER ] -- 13 YEARS IN THE MAKING.
AND THEY'RE CALLING IT "THE WAY OF WATER," WHICH IS ALSO WHAT YOU HEAR FROM THE BATHROOM
AFTER EATING CHIPOTLE DESSERT. [ LAUGHTER ] WORD OF WARNING -- DON'T STAND
BEHIND ANYONE WHO EATS IT, OR YOU MIGHT FEEL A -- DRAFT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
HEY, TOM BRADY WASN'T PICKED UNTIL THE SIXTH ROUND. HE WAITED LONGER TO GET DRAFTED
THAN WE'VE WAITED FOR "AVATAR 2. [ LAUGHTER ]
THOSE AVATAR CHARACTERS HAVE SOME UNUSUAL NAMES LIKE NEYTIRI, MO'AT, AND ELON MUSK.
[ LAUGHTER ] HE'S TAKING A BIG RISK WITH TWITTER AND HE MIGHT REGRET IT,
KIND OF LIKE EATING CHIPOTLE DESSERT. IF IT'S ANYTHING LIKE THE GUAC,
IT'LL COST $44 BILLION [ LAUGHTER ] SO, IN CONCLUSION --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO, IN CONCLUSION, WELCOME TO THE NFL, WELCOME TO A LIVING
HELL, FINALLY HERE, WHAT A A SHOCKER, THINK AHEAD, CALL A A DOCTOR
THIS HAS BEEN A "NEWSMASH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
HEY, GET THIS. NEW SATELLITE IMAGES WERE JUST RELEASED THAT SHOW RUSSIA IS
USING TRAINED DOLPHINS TO PROTECT A KEY NAVAL BASE IN THE BLACK SEA.
YOU CAN TELL THINGS ARE A LITTLE OFF WHEN THE LEADER OF YOUR COUNTRY IS LIKE, "ALL
RIGHT, ENOUGH'S ENOUGH SEND IN FLIPPER. [ LAUGHTER ]
ALL RIGHT. I'M WONDERING, IS IT POSSIBLE RUSSIA THINKS OUR NAVY SEALS
ARE ACTUAL SEALS [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, DEFENSE DOLPHINS ARE A
A GOOD TACTIC IF YOUR ENEMY HATES ADORABLE WET KISSES. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
SOME MORE STRANGE NEWS CANADA IS TRYING TO CHANGE ITS LAWS SO THAT IT CAN PROSECUTE
CANADIANS THAT COMMIT CRIMES ON THE MOON [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
EVEN THE SPACE FORCE IS LIKE, "I KNOW WE'RE NOT THE ONES TO TALK, BUT DO WE NEED THIS?
[ LAUGHTER ] HEY, LISTEN TO THIS, YESTERDAY POPE FRANCIS TOLD MARRIED
PEOPLE TO BE KIND TO THEIR MOTHERS-IN-LAWs, BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY CLICHéS THAT MAKE
FUN OF THEM. EVERYONE HEARD AND WAS LIKE, "YEAH, EASY FOR HIM TO SAY."
[ LAUGHTER ] EVEN THE VATICAN CHOIR WAS LIKE, "YOU AIN'T PREACHING TO
US ON THIS ONE." [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, THE POPE'S HAD IT WITH
MOTHER-IN-LAW JOKES. HE WAS LIKE, "ALSO, EASE UP ON SPIRIT AIRLINES.
IT SUCKS WE GET IT ALL RIGHT, COME ON." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
AS I SAID EARLIER, THE TITLE OF THE LONG AWAITED "AVATAR" SEQUEL WAS RELEASED YESTERDAY.
IT IS CALLED "AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER." WELL, THAT WASN'T THE ONLY NAME
THEY CONSIDERED. HERE'S SOME OTHER ONES THAT THEY ALMOST WENT WITH.
FIRST THERE'S "AVATAR 2: EVER WONDER WHAT IT'D LOOK LIKE IF THE SMURFS WENT TO BURNING
MAN? [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT, THERE IS "AVATAR 2: THIS
ONE'S JUST TWO HOURS OF A BLUE GUY CONNECTING HIS PONYTAIL TO A BIRD."
[ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, "AVATAR 2: THE FIRST MOVIE IS ALMOST OLD
ENOUGH TO BUY CIGARETTES NOW." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S -- THEY WERE THINKING --
I LIKE THE ONE THEY WENT WITH. HEY GUYS, I READ THAT SOME ELITE YELP REVIEWERS, WHO ARE
TRUSTED ON THE SITE HAVE BEEN GETTING PAID TO WRITE GOOD REVIEWS FOR RESTAURANTS.
WOW. IF I CAN'T TRUST BOB S. WHO WENT TO A DENNY'S IN ILLINOIS
ONCE, WHO CAN I TRUST? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT
YELP KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG WHEN A USER DESCRIBED ARBY'S MEATLOAF AS "TANTALIZING."
[ LAUGHTER ] "TANTALIZING." WELL, AS I MENTIONED, CHIPOTLE
RECENTLY SAID THAT IT'S CONTINUING TO WORK HARD TO ADD DESSERT TO ITS MENU.
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT CHIPOTLE NEEDS, MORE DECISIONS FOR THE PERSON IN LINE AHEAD OF YOU,
YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "DO I WANT TO TRY SPRINKLES?
I DON'T KNOW CAN I TRY A SAMPLE OF THE ROCKY ROAD
IT JUST NEVER -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "WHAT DOES VANILLA TASTE LIKE?
[ LAUGHTER ] "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT VANILLA --
"NO. "WELL, THEN YOU SHOULDN'T GET ICE CREAM.
MAYBE GO HOME, THINK ABOUT IT. THIS IS FUN, APPARENTLY THEY'RE BUILDING, RIGHT HERE IN OUR
BUILDING, THEY'RE BUILDING A A "SKYLIFT" OBSERVATION PLATFORM AT THE TOP OF THE --
HERE, AT ROCKEFELLER CENTER. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS THING. YEAH
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THE CITY LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE, FROM EXACTLY 20 FEET
HIGHER UP, AMAZING [ LAUGHTER ] CAN -- CAN WE SEE IT AGAIN
YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] LOOKS LIKE THE ONION VOLCANO AT
BENIHANA [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WHY?
OH, GUYS, GET THIS, I HEARD ABOUT A WOMAN IN THE U.K. WHO
WENT TO SOME PRETTY EXTREME LENGTHS TO LIVE WITH HER CAT CHECK THIS OUT
A LONDON WOMAN WAS TIRED OF HER LANDLORD TELLING HER THAT
SHE COULDN'T HAVE PETS IN THE BUILDING SO, YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID?
SHE MARRIED HER CAT. SHE SAID THE MARRIAGE BETWEEN HER AND 5-YEAR-OLD INDIA IS TO
LET FUTURE LANDLORDS KNOW THE TWO ARE A PACKAGE DEAL [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: MEANWHILE, THE LANDLORD WAS THINKING, "YOU WIN?
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, I'M NOT SURE THE CAT IS ON BOARD
CAN WE SEE THE CAT AGAIN [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE [ RIM SHOT ]
THAT CAT IS SAYING, "WHAT HAVE I DONE WITH MY NINE LIVES? OH, MY GOSH.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] FINALLY, IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS,"
EVERYBODY. HERE WE GO
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * HASHTAG
HASHTAGS * Jimmy: NOW, WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT
A HASHTAG AND WE ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC SO, SINCE ELON MUSK ANNOUNCED
THAT HE'S BUYING TWITTER, I SENT OUT THE HASHTAG, "MY BIG BUSINESS IDEA.
AND I ASKED YOU GUYS TO SHARE YOUR FUNNIEST IDEAS FOR A NEW BUSINESS
OKAY, WITHIN MINUTES, IT WAS A A TRENDING TOPIC, SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG.
I APPRECIATE THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, I THOUGHT THAT I'D SHARE
SOME OF MY FAVORITE "MY BIG BUSINESS IDEA" TWEETS FROM YOU GUYS
LET'S SEE WHICH ONES YOU THINK ARE GOOD HERE. THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM
@SANDIW77. SHE SAYS, "A COMPANY THAT MAKES BOUNCING AIRPLANES CALLED
'BOEING.'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE BOING.
THAT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY SMART NEXT ONE IS FROM WALKERLOVESPETS.
HE SAYS, "ARCHIBALD. LIKE ALEXA BUT A MUCH LESS COMMON NAME SO THAT SHE WON'T
THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO HER EVERY TIME YOU TALK TO YOUR FRIEND ALEXA."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "HEY ARCHIBALD, WHAT'S THE WEATHER, ARCHIBALD?"
NEXT ONE IS FROM @MARLEYSHOWLER SHE SAYS, "INVENT AN APP THAT
BEEPS IN YOUR POCKET WHEN YOU GET WITHIN A FEW METERS OF SOMEONE YOU DON'T WANT TO BUMP
INTO, SO YOU HAVE TIME TO TURN AROUND AND FIND ANOTHER ROUTE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM DON'TTHINKSO555. OOH.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "DON'T THINK SO! [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THEY SAY, "IT'S A DIET SERVICE IT JUST KEEPS SENDING YOU BIGGER AND BIGGER CLOTHES TO
SHOW HOW MUCH WEIGHT YOU'VE LOST." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
"CAN YOU BELIEVE I NEVER WORE THIS?" NEXT ONE IS FROM GRUMPY MARIAN
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OH, I LIKE THIS ONE. SHE SAYS, "SHAZAM BUT FOR
PERFUME. YEAH [ APPLAUSE ]
Tariq: THAT'S A GOOD ONE. Jimmy: I LIKE THAT IDEA Tariq: YEAH
Jimmy:: THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM THE OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR INSTACART.
I LOVE INSTACART, BUT THEY WANTED TO PLAY ALONG WITH THE GAME
THEY SAID, "INSTAHEART, A DATING APP WHERE YOU'RE MATCHED BASED ON THREE KEY
GROCERY AREAS -- CONDIMENTS, HOME FRAGRANCES, AND TOILET PAPER PLY.
Tariq: WOW. [ APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: NOT BAD -- THAT'S --
I LIKE THAT IDEA THAT -- THAT'S GONNA BE SOMETHING.
THE THREE PILLARS OF LOVE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM
MIR 17171888, OKAY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "HOW COME NO ONE FOLLOWS ME ON
TWITTER? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
SHE SAYS, "A DINNER TRUCK. IT DRIVES AROUND YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD EVERY EVENING
BETWEEN 5:00 AND 7:00, RINGING BELLS LIKE THE ICE CREAM TRUCK, PLAYING CLASSIC ROCK ON A TRUCK
SPEAKER. AND ADULTS WILL COME RUNNING OUT OF THEIR HOMES TO BUY
DINNER." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS LAST ONE IS FROM
JOHN EDDIE MUSIC I LIKE THIS. HE SAYS "COMBINATION COFFEE
SHOP SLASH LAW FIRM THAT SPECIALIZES IN DIVORCES. IT CAN BE CALLED 'GROUNDS FOR
DIVORCE.'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU HAVE IT.
THOSE ARE OUR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR
FAVORITES GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GUYS, LAST NIGHT, I GOT TO GO TO THE OPENING OF A BROADWAY
SHOW, WHICH WAS FUN TO DO. WE'RE IN THE BEST CITY IN THE WORLD, NEW YORK CITY, AND YOU
GET TO DO STUFF LIKE THAT. AND I WENT TO GO SEE "MR. SATURDAY NIGHT," STARRING
BILLY CRYSTAL AT THE NEDERLANDER THEATER. [ APPLAUSE ]
HE PLAYS BUDDY YOUNG JR., THIS BORSCHT BELT COMEDIAN, ALSO KNOWN AS MR. SATURDAY NIGHT,
AND HE'S JUST GETTING OLDER, AND HE'S NOT SURE WHAT TO DO WITH HIS CAREER.
BUT, GOSH, IT WAS SO FUNNY I WAS CRYING LAUGHING, AND I WAS SITTING -- I WAS SITTING
BEHIND TINA FEY, MARTIN SHORT WAS THERE, STEVE MARTIN. AND MARTIN SHORT JUST KEPT
LAUGHING EVERY TIME HE WOULD LAUGH, I WOULD LAUGH HARDER AND I WAS,
HONESTLY, ALMOST PASSED OUT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT I WANT TO RECOMMEND THIS
GO SEE "MR. SATURDAY NIGHT" AT THE NEDERLANDER THEATRE IN BROADWAY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BILLY CRYSTAL. BILLY CRYSTAL'S AMAZING.
GUYS, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT. CHRISTINA RICCI IS HERE
TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MY MAN DIPLO IS HERE
HE'S GOT A NEW ALBUM OUT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HE'S GONNA BE TALKING TO US,
AND HE'S PERFORMING LATER IN THE SHOW WITH MIGUEL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" EVERYBODY.
COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
Jimmy: JULIA LOUIS'S CHARACTER NAT GETS KIDNAPPED AT THE END OF SEASON ONE, WE ALL
KNOW THAT. DOES MISTY HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE KIDNAPPING?
OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ] I HEARD A STRONG YES, FROM OVER
THERE. Jimmy: YEAH Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN
EMMY NOMINATED ACTRESS WHO STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "MONSTRESS," WHICH IS IN
THEATERS AND ON DEMAND MAY 13th EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME
CHRISTINA RICCI!
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: COME ON.
IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU, PAL. IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, TOO Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING
HERE CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE A NEW BABY
YES Jimmy: A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL BABY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES *
Jimmy: WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THIS BABY. OH, YEAH.
THIS IS THE NEWEST PICTURE THIS IS YESTERDAY. Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
LOOK AT THIS SHE'S CUTE [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
Jimmy: THAT'S THE MOST PERFECT BABY YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE
SHE'S REALLY SWEET. AND I HAD A BOY FIRST, AND SHE'S A GIRL
AND IT TURNS OUT, THEY'RE A LITTLE BIT EASIER. Jimmy: GIRLS A LITTLE BIT
EASIER THAN BOYS, YEAH I HAVE TO TELL YOU, YOU KNOW, I HAVE KNOWN YOU A LONG TIME
I LOVE YOU AND I WATCHED "YELLOW JACKETS," AND IT'S -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES Jimmy: 100% FRESH ON ROTTEN
TOMATOES, BY THE WAY IT IS UNBELIEVABLE IT'S SO SCARY.
IT'S TOO SCARY FOR ME. IT'S FUN. MY SISTER SAYS WHEN SHE WATCHES
IT, SHE IS FILLED WITH A SENSE OF DREAD Jimmy: IT'S NOT EVEN DREAD.
I DON'T KNOW IT'S LIKE THE THING, THE MASK WITH THE FUR, A LITTLE EYE
COMING OUT YEAH. Jimmy: THAT SCARES ME
THAT IS SCARY THERE IS SOME SCARY STUFF. YEAH
THE EYELESS MAN IS TERRIFYING, TERRIFYING Jimmy: OF COURSE IT IS.
ITS -- IT'S ON A DIFFERENT LEVEL. YES
Jimmy: I WILL SAY ALSO, YOU'RE VERY FUNNY IN IT AS WELL
OH, THANKS. Jimmy: I KNOW YOU'RE FUNNY. YOU HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF
HUMOR. YOU'RE A JOKESTER. I'M NOT REALLY FUNNY.
I HAVE NEVER REALLY BEEN FUNNY INTENTIONALLY FOR WORK Jimmy: THAT'S TRUE.
BUT OFF CAMERA YOU'RE FUNNY. BUT YOU'RE FUNNY IN THIS THING WHEN YOU'RE THROWING THE FOOD.
YEAH YES I HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME DOING
ALL THAT STUFF Jimmy: SEASON TWO, ALREADY ANNOUNCED.
CONGRATULATIONS. YEAH. THANK YOU.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE END OF AUGUST. Jimmy: END OF AUGUST.
IS IT FUN? DO YOU ENJOY IT, OR ARE YOU SCARED AS MUCH AS I'M SCARED
NO, I'M NOT SCARED AT ALL AND ALSO MY CHARACTER'S A VILLIAN, SO, YOU KNOW, I
DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID OF ANYTHING Jimmy: WHOA
YEAH. I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO PLAY A A CHARACTER LIKE THIS, SO IT'S
REALLY FUN Jimmy: DID YOU FALL ANY OF THE FAN THEORIES ONLINE?
I DID I'M OLD. SO I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE TO FIND
THESE FAN SERIES FOR QUITE SOME TIME, AND THEN ONE OF THE YOUNGER PEOPLE HELPED ME, SO I
FOUND THEM AND I THINK THEY'RE FASCINATING.
REALLY INTERESTING Jimmy: I THOUGHT IT WOULD KIND OF FUN IF I READ SOME OF
THE FAN THEORIES FROM THE INTERNET, YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF THESE
AND IF THEIR TRUE OR NOT IS THE BABY ONE ON THERE? BECAUSE THAT'S THE WORST
Jimmy: WHAT'S THE BABY ONE? THAT'S THE ONE I WAS OBSESSED WITH.
AND JUST THOUGHT WAS SO INSANE "DO THEY EAT SHAWNA'S BABY?" Jimmy: WHAT
RIGHT AND I WAS LIKE, "WHY WOULD WE EAT THE BABY?"
WELL, THEN I THOUGHT, "WELL WE ARE REALLY ASHAMED - EVERYBODY HAS THIS REALLY LIKE
HAUNTED BY WHAT THEY DID, SO MAYBE WE DO EAT THE BABY." SO I HAD TO ASK THE WRITERS,
"WE DON'T EAT SHAWNA'S BABY, DO WE?" AND SHE SAID, "NO.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, GOOD. THANK YOU.
THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR. WE DON'T WANT ANYONE EATING ANY BABIES
[ APPLAUSE ] READY? YEAH.
Jimmy: YOUR CHARACTER, MISSY, IS A PRESENT DAY SERIAL KILLER
WELL, I MEAN, SHE DOES -- IT'S VERY -- SHE CASUALLY MURDERS SOMEBODY, AND SHE HAS
A BUNKER READY FOR KIDNAP VICTIMS. I MEAN, THAT BUNKER WAS READY
TO GO PRETTY MUCH. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH
I WOULD SAY THAT SHE'S PROBABLY DONE IT BEFORE. BUT I DON'T KNOW
LIKE ALL OF THIS IS JUST MY OPINION BECAUSE THEY DON'T TELL ME ANYTHING.
Jimmy: OKAY SO YOU -- SHE'S DONE IT BEFORE MAYBE.
I THINK SO. IT WAS REALLY EASY CASUAL
Jimmy: JACKIE IS STILL ALIVE. I DON'T SEE HOW THAT ONE IS
POSSIBLE, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH. Jimmy: OKAY
I DON'T SEE HOW -- NO I MEAN, SHE FROZE TO DEATH WE SAW IT.
Jimmy: I KNOW WE DID. I JUST DON'T -- Jimmy: OKAY, GOOD
NOT POSSIBLE I DON'T THINK SO. Jimmy: MISTY CAUSED THE
PLANE TO CRASH I MEAN, WE SAW HER IN THAT EPISODE AND SHE LOOKED VERY
SURPRISED. Jimmy: UH-HUH RIGHT
Jimmy: WELL, YOU DON'T WANT TO LOOK CALM AS THE PLANE IS CRASHING
THAT'S TRUE THAT'S TRUE. IT COULD HAVE BEEN A
A PERFORMANCE. Jimmy: SHE'S NOT AN ACTOR BUT SHE SEEMS GENUINELY
SHOCKED. BUT I DON'T KNOW, AGAIN -- Jimmy: SHE'S ON A PLANE
THAT'S GOING DOWN WITH THE SOCCER TEAM. SO SHE DID A BAD JOB OR A
A GOOD JOB Jimmy: IT WAS THE HUMAN REACTION TO COVER UP, BUT SHE
KNEW, MAYBE, THAT SHE KNEW MAYBE IT WAS GOING TO GO DOWN? THE WHOLE THING IS INSANE.
ALL RIGHT. SO YOU'RE SAYING NO. I DON'T THINK SO.
Jimmy: MISTY HAS BEEN WORKING UNDER LOTTIE AND HER HENCHMEN AND HENCHWOMEN THIS
WHOLE TIME YEAH, THAT'S INTERESTING. I THINK THAT'S POSSIBLE, BUT I
DON'T KNOW Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE THESE ARE ALL --
YOU GOT ME. Jimmy: SOME THINGS YOU HAVE MORE CONFIDENCE THAN OTHERS.
YES, THAT'S TRUE. YEAH SOME THINGS SEEM MORE POSSIBLE
Jimmy: JULIETTE LEWIS' CHARACTER, NAT, GETS KIDNAPPED AT THE END OF SEAOSN ONE
WE ALL KNOW THAT DOES MISTY HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE KIDNAPPING?
OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ] I HEARD A STRONG YES FROM OVER
THERE. SO WHEN I FIRST HEARD THIS THEORY, MY INITIAL INSTINCT IS
NO SHE WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING TO HURT NATALIE
BUT THEN, THE MORE I THOUGHT ABOUT IT, I WAS LIKE, "OH, MAYBE.
MAYBE SHE DID, LIKE, LENNY AND THE KITTEN, YOU KNOW Jimmy: YEAH, "OF MICE AND
MEN. YEAH, CRUSH HER YEAH, IT'S POSSIBLE.
Jimmy: DID YOU SEE THE SHOW WAS GOING TO BE A HIT WHEN YOU WERE DOING IT?
NO. I LIKED IT. AND I THOUGHT THE CONCEPT WAS GOOD, AND THE SCRIPTS BECAME
INCREASINGLY, LIKE, STEPHEN KING-Y IN TONE WHICH I WAS SO EXCITED ABOUT
BECAUSE I LOVE STEPHEN KING. Jimmy: FASCINATING AND SCARY.
AND WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN? BUT I LOVE THE FLASHBACKS. I LOVE THE MUSIC, BY THE WAY,
IS GREAT TOO YEAH. Jimmy: CAUSE YOU FLASHBACK,
YOU'RE LIKE, "I WAS THERE AND I LISTENED TO THAT MUSIC." LIZ PHAIR
WHEN THE SING THE LIZ PHAIR. I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD." Jimmy: I PUT IT ON A PLAYLIST
BECAUSE I'M LIKE, "OH, YEAH, I LOVE LIZ PHAIR." ALL RIGHT, WELL,
CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT. THANK YOU FOR CLEARING THAT UP, OR NOT CLEARING IT UP.
I LOVE IT. ANYTHING TO HELP EVERYONE Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT
"MONSTRESS" IN THEATERS, AND ON DEMAND, BY THE WAY, MAY 13th ANOTHER ONE WITH LOTS OF TWIST
AND TURNS. YEAH, IT IS A PSYCHOLOGICAL THRILLER SHOT IN THE SORT OF
TONE -- OR THE STYLE OF LIKE A A '50s HORROR FILM Jimmy: YEAH
AND IT'S ABOUT -- ESSENTIALLY IT IS ABOUT A WOMAN, AND HER SON IN THE
LATE 1950s AND '60s WHO IS ESCAPING AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP
AND THEY'RE MOVING TO A NEW TOWN, NEW HOUSE. AND THEN WHEN THEY GET TO THE
HOUSE, ALL THESE SORT OF SUPER NATURAL THINGS HAPPEN. AND THE CHARACTER THAT I PLAY
DEVOLVES OVER TIME BUT AS SHE DEVOLVES, YOU REALIZE THAT THINGS ARE NOT
QUITE AS THEY SEEMED Jimmy: NO AND THE FINAL TWIST IS -
IT'S EMOTIONAL ALSO LIKE FOR A HORROR FILM, IT'S VERY EMOTIONAL
Jimmy: YEAH, IT IS. I AGREE YEAH AND AS A PARENT, IT'S SCARY
Jimmy: KIND OF BEAUTIFUL AND WILD I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP
HERE'S CHRISTINA RICCI IN "MONSTERESS. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
* *
Jimmy: COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CHRISTINA RICHIE
I DO WANT TO MENTION TOO, AS WELL HERE'S BABY CHRISTINA RICCI IN
"ADDAMS FAMILY" IN 1991. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON.
AND DID YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH MOVIES WHEN YOU DID THIS I DID
I THINK "THE ADDAMS FAMILY" -- ONE, THOSE MOVIES WERE SO FORMATIVE FOR MY CAREER.
BECAUSE THE FIRST THING I DID THAT WAS SUCCESSFUL WAS ALL ABOUT ME BEING ALLOWED TO DO
SOMETHING THAT WAS NOT CONVENTIONAL SO IT REALLY, SORT OF, SHAPED
EVERYTHING FOR ME IN SO MANY WAYS AND THEN ALSO I REMEMBER, YOU
KNOW, I KIND OF FELL INTO BEING A KID ACTOR. IT WAS BROUGHT TO ME, AND I WAS
LIKE, "OKAY, SURE. I'LL DO THIS." BUT I HAD ALWAYS PLANNED ON
DOING SOMETHING DIFFERENT. AND THEN I REMEMBER I WAS 13, AND I WAS WALKING ON THE
PARAMOUNT LOT AND SHOOTING "ADDAMS FAMILY 2." AND THEY WERE SHOOTING
"CONEHEADS" NEXT DOOR, AND THEN "FRAZIER" WAS OVER HERE. AND I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, YOU KNOW
WHAT, I THINK I CAN DO THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. Jimmy: REALLY
YEAH. Jimmy: YOU FIGURED IT OUT RIGHT THEN AND THERE
YEAH, IT WAS SUCH AN INCREDIBLE EXPERIENCE. Jimmy: AND NOW YOU ARE
FILMING "WEDNESDAY." WHICH IS FOR WHAT? WHAT IS IT GOING TO AIR ON
IT'S ON NETFLIX Jimmy: NETFLIX. NETFLIX AND IT IS -
Jimmy: TIM BURTON YES, IT'S TIM BURTON. AND IT'S YOUNG WEDNESDAY,
TEENAGE WEDNESDAY IN SCHOOL. Jimmy: YEAH YEAH.
Jimmy: ARE YOU PLAYING -- JENNA ORTEGA PLAYS WEDNESDAY.
THE ONLY THING I CAN TELL YOU ABOUT MY CHARACTER IS THAT I DO NOT PLAY WEDNESDAY
Jimmy: OKAY THAT'S THE ONLY THING. THE ONLY THING I WANT TO
SAY. Jimmy: AND HOW IS SHE AMAZING
SHE'S SO GOOD. SO GOOD AND SO WONDERFUL TO WORK WITH, AND HER WEDNESDAY IS
LIKE REALLY AN INCREDIBLE GREAT, MODERN TAKE Jimmy: THAT WOULD BE A GREAT
PERSON TO WORK OPPOSITE BEING A CHILD ACTOR YOURSELF WELL, I ALWAYS LOVED WORKING
WITH ADULTS WHO HAD BEEN CHILD ACTORS BECAUSE THERE IS THIS UNSPOKEN, KIND OF, THING WE ALL
KNOW IT IS REALLY WEIRD BUT IT DOES WORK OUT THAT WAY.
Jimmy: YOU'RE AWESOME, BUD. CHRISTINA RICCI, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
"MONSTERESS" IS IN THEATERS AND ON DEMAND MAY 13th MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE
BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* Jimmy: WELCOME BACK HEY, GUYS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS
A GRAMMY WINNING DEEJAY AND PRODUCER OF THEIR LATEST SELF-TITLED ALBUM "DIPLO" IS
OUT RIGHT NOW. PLEASE WELCOME DIPLO
* * Jimmy: YOU DIP, WE DIP.
THAT'S A LITTLE STANDING OVATION FOR DIPLO. WELCOME TO THE SHOW, BUD
I'M SO HAPPY TO BE ABLE TO TALK TO YOU, AND THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
I HAVE A LOT OF QUESTIONS FOR YOU. CONGRATS ON THE SELF-TITLED
ALBUM, BY THE WAY. THANK YOU, THANK YOU. Jimmy: I KNOW YOU WERE JUST
AT COACHELLA WITH ANITA, WHO HAS BEEN ON THE SHOW SHE'S AWESOME.
WHAT EVEN IS THAT SCENE REMOTELY LIKE? I'M NOT SAYING I WOULD NEVER
GO, BUT I JUST DON'T KNOW IF I'D FIT IN THERE YOU WOULD LOVE IT
YOU WOULD LOVE IT. AND YOU KNOW ANITA I KNOW SHE WAS HERE A COUPLE
WEEKS AGO. Jimmy: SHE'S AMAZING. SO FUN
SHE HAS, LIKE, MORE FOLLOWERS THAN LIKE, THE STATE OF IOWA.
SHE'S ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR -- Jimmy: SHE'S GOT SO MUCH
ENERGY YEAH. Jimmy: AND SHE'S JUST -
SHE WORKS HARDER THAN ANYBODY ELSE AND I THINK WHEN PEOPLE TALK
ABOUT THAT WEEKEND IN COACHELLA, SHE WAS THE THING PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE MOST
CAUSE SHE BROUGHT THIS BRAZILIAN CULTURE AND DID EVERYTHING THERE
THEY HAD ME ON DEEJAY WITH HER BUT IT WAS -- BEING ON STAGE WITH HER WAS LIKE SOMETHING I'D
REMEMBER IT WAS AMAZING Jimmy: BUT YOU'RE ALSO
CLOSING STAGECOACH RIGHT, YEAH THAT'S NEXT -- THIS WEEKEND.
Jimmy: WHICH IS A HUGE -- IT'S A COUNTRY MUSIC SPECIAL YEAH.
Jimmy: SO, HOW DO THOSE CROWDS DIFFER? THEY'RE TOTALLY DIFFERENT
I THINK STAGECOACH IS A LITTLE BIT SMALLER THAN COACHELLA COACHELLA IS TWO WEEKENDS AND
IT'S - Jimmy: YEAH THERE'S LIKE 40 LEVELS OF
VIP. LIKE, YOU HAVE GENERAL ADMISSION AND ALL THE WAY TO
LIKE THE CRAZIEST ARTIST PASSES AND IT'S ALMOST LIKE INFLUENCER
SURVIVOR THERE, LIKE TO FIGURE OUT WHERE YOU BELONG AND GET INTO PARTIES -
Jimmy: INFLUENCER SURVIVOR? YEAH. Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S
PRETTY - IT'S PRETTY HARDCORE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
Jimmy: TO SEE WHO GETS TO THE NEXT LEVEL, YEAH AND YOU DON'T WANT TO --
YEAH. IT'S KIND OF -- IT'S KIND OF CRAZY.
BUT STAGECOACH IS A MORE MELLOWER FESTIVAL. IT'S COUNTRY
Jimmy: DO YOU LIKE DOING COUNTRY? I -- I BEEN LOVING IT
I DID A COUNTRY ALBUM ABOUT TWO YEARS AGO CALLED "THOMAS WESLEY PRESENTS."
AND I DID A COUPLE SONGS THAT WERE REALLY BIG. AND THE ALBUM WENT GOLD.
AND I'M GOING TO DO ANOTHER ONE, I THINK, THIS YEAR, SO -- Jimmy: THEY'RE AMAZING FANS,
COUNTRY MUSIC FANS WE LOVE EVERYTHING HERE -- YEAH, LUKE COMBS IS PLAYING
STAGECOACH AND I'M PLAYING AFTER HIM AT THE PALOMINO TENT, LIKE
A DEEJAY SET KIND OF MIXING COUNTRY AND HOUSE MUSIC AND DANCE, SO --
Jimmy: DO YOU GET NERVOUS WHEN YOU DO THESE? THE LAST TIME I DID
STAGECOACH, I SPENT THE AFTERNOON WITH GUY FIERI AND I DRANK AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF
MEZCAL AND I REALLY LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: THAT'S HOW'S IT LIKE HANGING OUT WITH GUY FIERI, MAN.
AND I WAS AT THE STAGE AND I WAS LIKE, I LITERALLY LOOKED AT THE TURNTABLES AND I REALLY
FORGOT HOW THEY WORKED LIKE, I WAS -- Jimmy: OH, MY GOD
BUT, YOU KNOW, SOMETHING HAPPENED IT WAS MAGIC AND I JUST KIND OF
GOT THE SET TOGETHER WE BROUGHT LIL NAS X OUT WITH BILLY RAY CYRUS, THE FIRST TIME
HE PERFORMED AND - Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT THE WHOLE CROWD WAS LIKE --
IT WAS LIKE A REALLY AMAZING MOMENT, BECAUSE COUNTRY AND RAP JUST HAD A CROSSOVER ASPECT
WHERE EVERYTHING WAS HAPPENING WITH LIKE HIP HOP AND COUNTRY. AND IT WAS LIKE JUST SOMETHING
MAGICAL HAPPENED AT THAT STAGECOACH FESTIVAL, SO I HOPE TO REPEAT IT ON SUNDAY
Jimmy: AND THEN, YOU ALSO - CAN YOU EXPLAIN BURNING MAN TO ME
OKAY, SO -- Jimmy: THIS IS WHY YOU'RE HERE, TO HELP GRANDPA OUT.
THANK YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] I WOULD LOVE TO TAKE YOU TO
BURNING MAN. THIS HAPPENS THE END OF AUGUST, EARLY SEPTEMBER.
AND IT'S JUST -- IT'S A FESTIVAL LIKE NONE OTHER YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T REALLY GO
THERE AND BUY TICKETS. YOU KIND OF HAVE TO PARTICIPATE.
LIKE, EVEN AS A DEEJAY, I PLAYED, LIKE, 20 DIFFERENT SETS THERE AND JUST ENJOY THE TIME
AND LOOK AT THE ART. AND, YOU KNOW -- Jimmy: YOU LIVE THERE,
RIGHT? YOU HAVE TO LIVE THERE. YOU HAVE TO CAMP THERE FOR THE
THREE, FOUR, OR FIVE DAYS. YOU MIGHT, LIKE, RUN INTO, LIKE, SETH ROGEN JUST SMOKING
WEED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT JUST RANDOM.
IT'S SUPER RANDOM WHO'S THERE AND YOU JUST KIND OF LIKE ENJOY THE TIME THERE
HE JUST -- IT'S JUST SO MACRO. EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING ALL THE TIME
THERE'S PARTIES AND ART AND MUSIC AND THESE ART CARS AND LIKE -- THERE'S WHOLE SHOWER
CAMPS AND THERE'S WHOLE, LIKE - Jimmy: THERE'S ROBOTS TOO,
RIGHT? THERE'S ROBOTS TOO. THERE'S -- YEAH, ROBOT HEART IS
THE CAMP I PLAY AT SOMETIMES AND SOME OF THE ROBOT HEART GUYS ARE HERE TODAY.
SO, SHOUT OUT ROBOT HEART. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YEAH, ROBOT HEART.
I'M INTERESTED IN IT YEAH. Jimmy: BUT I KNOW THAT -- I
WAS TALKING TO YOU QUICKLY BACKSTAGE. AND I KNOW YOU HAD TO THIS --
YOU DID THE SUNRISE. I DID THE SUNRISE IT'S A SLAP BURN
IT WAS KIND OF THE RENEGADE BURN BECAUSE THERE WASN'T THE ORGANIZATION
YOU KIND OF HAD TO JUST GO OUT THERE WITH - BRING YOUR OWN WATER AND
SURVIVE IN THE DESERT. SO, I HAPPENED TO RANDOMLY BE IN RENO.
AND THE ROBOT HEART TEAM HIT ME UP AND SAID, "IF YOU WANT TO COME OUT, WE CAN DO A SUNRISE
SET. WHICH IS -- AS A DEEJAY, IT'S THE MOST COVETED SET
LIKE, TO DO SUNRISE AT BURNING MAN IS LIKE THE FINAL BOSS, I THINK, FOR DEEJAYING
CAUSE YOU GOT TO REALLY GET INTO IT AND DO SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL.
YOU KNOW, REALLY, REALLY BE MAGIC. AND YOU CAN'T JUST PERFORM,
LIKE, YOUR REGULAR SET YOU HAVE TO BE IN TUNE WITH THE AUDIENCE AND WATCH THE SUN
RISE AND THAT -- THAT'S YOUR PERFORMANCE.
IT'S LIKE THE SUN'S CREEPING OVER THE DESERT AND PEOPLE ARE THERE, LIKE, ENJOYING THAT
THAT'S THE ONLY -- Jimmy: AND YOU GOT IT BECAUSE YOU'RE DIPLO, AND YOU
KNOW THIS GUY'S A TRUSTED NAME AND WE KNOW THIS GUY NO, IT DOESN'T WORK AT ALL
AT BURNING MAN LIKE, YOU HAVE TO LIKE -- IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU ARE
IT'S REALLY ABOUT LIKE - IT'S LITERALLY ANOTHER LEVEL LIKE, YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR BRAND
AND WHAT YOU'VE DONE IN YOUR CAREER, LIKE, STICK OUT FOR YOU.
YOU HAVE TO REALLY BE PART OF THIS COMMUNITY AND I THINK I DID MY FIRST
SUNRISE SET AND IT WAS JUST ONE OF MY FAVORITE SETS OF ALL TIME
AND I HAPPENED TO BE THERE RANDOMLY I JUST WAS THERE FOR LIKE THREE
HOURS AND FLEW BACK TO L.A. AND DIDN'T SLEEP UNTIL THAT NIGHT. BUT --
Jimmy: YEAH, BUT HOW DID YOU GET TO DO IT HOW DID YOU EARN YOUR WAY?
WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF LIKE -- THEY GIVE YOU LIKE A A WHOLE VISION QUEST
LIKE A REAL COUPLE OF DIFFERENT BURNING MANS YOU HAVE TO DO THINGS LIKE -
THE YEAR BEFORE, I HAD TO TAKE A BIG COW OFF THE TOP OF THE ROBOT HEART THEY HAD THERE AND
BRING IT DOWN AND -- Jimmy: A COW CLIMBED ONTO THE TOP OF THE ROBOT HEART
THEY HAD -- FOR SOME REASON, THE ROBOT HEART CLIQUE, THEY STOLE ONE OF THE COWS FROM
OKTOBERFEST. AND THEY TIED IT TO THE TOP OF THE HEART.
AND I HAD TO BRING IT DOWN BECAUSE IT WAS GOING TO BREAK. SO, I WAS LIKE, KIND OF --
Jimmy: WHY IS DIPLO IN CHARGE OF REMOVING THE COW [ LAUGHTER ]
THEY JUST ALL HAD A LOT OF ENERGY IN THE MORNING. I WAS ON A LITTLE BIT OF LSD
YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST READY TO CLIMB. Jimmy: NO, NOW -- YEAH.
ARE YOU SURE IT WAS A COW? YEAH, I THINK SO -- [ LAUGHTER ]
SOME FOOTAGE OF IT SOMEWHERE Jimmy: WHAT HAPPENS -- DO YOU TAKE GIGS LIKE WEDDINGS AND
BIRTHDAYS OR BAR MITZVAHS? EVERYTHING. I MEAN, I TAKE, YOU KNOW,
STAGECOACH, BURNING MANS, BAR MITZVAHS I'M DOWN FOR WHATEVER.
Jimmy: YEAH AND JUST BECAUSE YOU LIKE DEEJAYING AND YOU KNOW HOW TO
DO IT? I LOVE TO DEEJAY. Jimmy: YOU DO
I'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR, YOU KNOW, 20 YEARS I JUST LOVE TO, YOU KNOW, PICK
RECORDS AND PLAY RECORDS FOR PEOPLE AND BRING MUSIC TO PEOPLE
Jimmy: YOU STARTED WITH RECORDS, RIGHT LIKE, SELLING RECORDS.
YOU'RE DIGGING THROUGH CRATES AND SELLING THEM BACK IN PHILADELPHIA.
YEAH Jimmy: PHILLY DID YOU EVER SELL THEM TO
QUEST? YOU KNOW, A COUPLE TIMES WE HAD -- WE MET UP AND I'M NOT
SURE HOW IT WENT BUT WE MIGHT HAVE TRADED RECORDS.
BUT, I MEAN, I REMEMBER BEING SHOULDER TO SHOULDER WITH HIM AND, LIKE, HAVING A FIGHT FOR
SPACE AT RECORD CONVENTIONS, BECAUSE HE WAS LIKE AN ANIMAL OUT THERE.
HE WAS LIKE -- IT WAS LIKE 20 YEARS AGO Jimmy: YEAH, HOW MANY ALBUMS
DO YOU HAVE NOW, QUEST Questlove: CLOSE TO 200 -- THOUSAND
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S A LOT. THAT'S A LOT
Jimmy: YOU HAVE 200,000 - ARE YOU STILL IN THAT SAME THING WHERE IT JUST GOES OUT
AND YOU HAVE A LADDER. Questlove: YEAH, YEAH I HAVE THIS SLIDING -- LIBRARY
Jimmy: YEAH IT'S ALMOST LIKE A LIBRARY - YEAH, THIS GUY'S ON THE
LEVEL NOW. Jimmy: FEELS LIKE A A "HARRY POTTER" LIBRARY WITH
A LADDER JUST MOVES AUTOMATICALLY. YOU CLIMB UP AND GRAB A RECORD
IT'S JUST AN ENDLESS LIBRARY WITH JUST RECORDS LIKE, THE WHOLE FOUR FEET UP -
Jimmy: TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS, SELF-TITLED. "DIPLO," NAME OF THE RECORD.
ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT THIS THIS IS -- I LOVE IT
I'M GOING TO PLAY A SONG FOR YOU GUYS TONIGHT WITH MIGUEL, SO -
Jimmy: I LOVE THAT YOU BROUGHT MIGUEL WE LOVE THAT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JUST QUICKLY, I WANTED TO MENTION.
I KNOW LAST NIGHT YOU DO FOLLOW HIM ON SOCIAL IF YOU WANT TO FOLLOW SOMEONE VERY INTERESTING
AND FUN, DIPLO YOU DO THINGS I WOULD NEVER DO BUT IN A GREAT WAY
BUT EXCITING LIKE, FOR INSTANCE, YESTERDAY WAS A POP-UP SHOW YOU DID IN
BROOKLYN RIGHT, RIGHT. Jimmy: AND YOU JUST GO,
"YEAH, HEY, EVERYBODY I'M GOING TO PERFORM HERE, BANG. AND EVERYONE SHOWED UP
AND THEN THE COPS SHUT IT DOWN THE COPS SHUT IT DOWN BEFORE WE EVEN PLAY ONE RECORD.
LIKE, IT WAS 4,000 KIDS IN THE PARK AND I FORGOT HOW POSH BROOKLYN
IS NOW LIKE, THE COPS COME -- LIKE RIGHT AWAY
Jimmy: YEAH, THEY GO -- YEAH WE CHECKED YOUR -- "OH, YOU'RE
ON INSTAGRAM." COPS ARE LIKE, "OKAY, HE'S GOING TO BE IN BROOKLYN.
SO, I MEAN, YOU KIND OF GAVE IT AWAY A LITTLE BIT. WE HAD THE KIDS OUT, THEN
IT WAS A GUY WHO TOOK OVER LIKE A LITTLE STREET PARTY AND HE GOT ARRESTED
THEY TOOK HIS EQUIPMENT. SO, THIS DEEJAY'S NAME IS LIKE SUBWAY DEEJAY.
SO I HAD TO GO AND PAY HIS -- WHATEVER HIS BAIL WAS TO GET HIM OUT.
Jimmy: YOU PAID HIS BAIL TO GET HIM OUT? YEAH.
SAW THE GUY, HE WAS GETTING ARRESTED RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME IN THE STREET.
AND -- WE WERE RIGHT IN FRONT OF BROOKLYN BOWL AND SAID, "LET'S JUST MOVE THE
PARTY OVER HERE. SO, WE ASKED THE OWNERS AND THEY LET US IN
Jimmy: BROOKLYN BOWL IS THE JAM, DUDE. I LOVE THAT BROOKLYN -
IT WAS A PARTY. Jimmy: SEE, BROOKLYN'S STILL GOT IT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BROOKLYN'S STILL GOT IT. DIPLO, I LOVE YOU.
THANKS FOR BEING HERE, BUDDY AND THANKS FOR PERFORMEING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
DIPLO EVERYBODY! CHECK OUT HIS NEW ALBUM, "DIPLO," WHICH IS OUT RIGHT
NOW. AND HE'S PERFORMING WITH MIGUEL LATER IN SHOW.
MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK, EVERYBODY COME ON BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: WELCOME BACK
HEY, GUYS. IT IS TIME TO PLAY THE GAME THAT'S SWEEPING THE NATION
IT'S "IS THERE A STASH UNDER THAT MASK?
Jimmy: THIS IS A GAME WHERE WE PICK A RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER AND GUESS IF THERE'S
A STASH UNDER THEIR MASK SO, PLEASE WELCOME TONIGHT'S AUDIENCE MEMBER, SHARIF HESSEN
SHARIF
*
Jimmy: WELCOME. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE THANKS FOR HAVING ME.
Jimmy: PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT. NOW, AM I SAYIN THIS RIGHT SHARIF
SHARIF. Jimmy: SHARIF
RIGHT, SO IT'S SHARICE HESSEN. WHERE ARE YOU FROM I'M FROM ADDISON,
NEW JERSEY Jimmy: ADDISON, NEW JERSEY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT IS ALL -- THAT IS ALL I CAN ASK YOU. NOW WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT IF
YOU HAVE A STASH UNDER THAT MASK QUEST, YOU GO FIRST.
ONE QUESTION FOR SHARIF. Questlove: SHARIF, AT STARBUCKS WOULD YOU ORDER HOT
CHOCOLATE WITH WHIPPED CREAM UM, I DON'T ORDER HOT CHOCOLATE.
Questlove: WOW. THERE'S THAT. Jimmy: THERE'S THAT
[ LAUGHTER ] THERE'S THAT QUEST, WHAT'S YOUR GUESS
Questlove: I DON'T THINK HE HAS A STASH. Jimmy: I GOT YOU.
OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] TARIQ, YOUR TURN
WHAT'S YOUR QUESTION Tariq: IF YOU WERE PLANNING TO OBSERVE MOVEMBER WOULD THAT
INVOLVE MUCH OF A TRANSFORMATION OF YOUR UPPER LIP.
WHAT'S MOVEMBER Tariq: MOVEMBER IS WHEN YOU SPEND THE MONTH OF NOVEMBER NOT
SHAVING. SO YOU GROW YOUR FACIAL HAIR OUT.
OKAY. Jimmy: WHY ISN'T IT LIKE NOVEM-BEARD?
Tariq: LOOK, LISTEN [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S FOCUS, SHARIF.
Jimmy: YES, LET'S FOCUS SO, DO I -- I GUESS I'D PREPARE IT LIKE MENTALLY, YOU
KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] Tariq: THIS IS A YES OR NO
QUESTION IF YOU OBSERVE MOVEMBER -- Jimmy: HE ANSWERED YOU.
TARIQ, THERE'S YOUR ANSWER Tariq: NO, NO, NO I DO NOT ACCEPT.
IF YOU OBSERVE MOVEMBER -- Jimmy: DON'T PRESS. DON'T WORRY YOUR HEAD MAN.
Tariq: -- WHICH MEANS YOU'RE GOING TO GROW YOUR FACIAL HAIR OUT --
Jimmy: DON'T LET HIM PRESSURE YOU YOUR ANSWER -- YOU'RE FINE
YOU'RE FINE. Tariq: IF YOU DON'T SHAVE FOR A MONTH, WOULD YOUR UPPER
LIP -- Jimmy: WOULD YOU TURN YOUR MICROPHONE OFF, PLEASE
[ LAUGHTER ] Tariq: DO YOU USE POWER TOOLS SHARIF
Jimmy: YOUR HONOR, YOUR HONOR! [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
Tariq: I THINK HE HAS A A MUSTACHE Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Tariq: I THINK HE HAS A A MUSTACHE, JIMMY. Jimmy: OKAY
I'M SITTING PRETTY CLOSE TO YOU. YEAH.
Jimmy: LOOKING AT THE MASK. YOU HAVE A GOOD HEAD OF HAIR THANKS.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU HAVE DECENT EYEBROWS
THANKS. [ LAUGHTER ] Tariq: DO THE CURTAINS MATCH
THE DRAPES, SHARIF [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
WHEN PEOPLE SEE YOU ON THE STREET, DO THEY MISTAKE YOU FOR JONATHAN LIPNICKI FROM "JERRY
MAGUIRE" OR FREDDY MERCURY I WEAR A MASK A LOT LATELY, SO -
Jimmy: SO PEOPLE COULD THINK IT'S THE JONATHAN LIPNICK, THE CHILD FROM "JERRY MAGUIRE"
YEAH, YEAH. SO, WHO KNOWS. Jimmy: I THINK THAT ONE
BUSTED HIM WIDE OPEN RIGHT THERE, TARIQ WE GOT HIM
Tariq: YEAH Jimmy: I THINK THERE IS A A STASH UNDER THAT MASK.
SHARIF, YOU WANT TO LET US KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING IS THERE A STASH UNDER THAT
MASK? Jimmy: YEAH * YEAH
HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE. LOOKS GOOD, RIGHT? Questlove: YOU LOOK GOOD.
YOU LOOK GOOD. THANK YOU, THANK YOU. Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR
PLAYING. YOU'VE WON THIS BLUETOOTH ENABLED SMART MASK
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING. THIS HAS BEEN "IS THERE A STASH UNDER THAT MASK.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: PERFORMING "DON'T
FORGET MY LOVE," GIVE IT UP FOR DIPLO AND MIGUEL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* REMEMBER THE FEELING OF M FINGERTIPS ON YOUR SKI
AND THE WAY THAT OUR KISSES TASTE SWEETER * * AFTER DRINKING AND THE WA
THAT I RAGE INTO YOUR LOVE WHILE YOU BREATHE ME IN * * JUST SO YOU CAN FEEL ME
WITH YOU EVEN WHEN I'M NOT AROUND * * DON'T FORGET MY LOV
SO YOU DON'T FORGET MY LOV SO YOU DON'T FORGET MY LOV LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE *
* JIMMY FALLO * *
* DON'T FORGET MY LOVE * * * LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE
LOVE LOVE LOVE LOV LOVE LOVE DON'T FORGET * * MY LOVE LOVE LOVE
LOVE LOVE LOVE LOV LOVE LOVE LOVE * * DON'T FORGET MY LOV
TANTRUMS SET FIR TWO DICE WE ROLL * * EXCITE OUR EYES
INHALE THE LOV PLAY IN THE DARK * * WE TAKE WHAT WE CAN
WE RIDE TO THE END TO TH SUN PUSH THAT WEIGHT ON * * ME LIKE A FIEND
LETS RAGE IN THE MOONLIGHT CALM LIKE A SHOT RINGS OUT * * IN THE DARKNESS S
YOU DON'T FORGET MY LOVE * * DON'T FORGET MY LOVE *
LET'S GO *
* DON'T FORGET MY LOV HEY EVERYBODY OUT THERE * *
* I WANT TO HEAR YOU SA DON'T FORGET MY LOVE LOV LOVE LOVE LOVE *
* * DON'T FORGET MY LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE *
* LOVE LOVE LOV DON'T FORGET MY LOVE * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH COME ON NOW!
COME ON, BUD TROUBLE MAKER. TROUBLE MAKER.
DIPLO, MIGUEL. DIPLO'S SELF TITLED ALBUM IT'S STANDING UP RIGHT THERE.
IS OUT RIGHT NOW WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
** Jimmy: MY THANKS TO CHRISTINA RICCI, DIPLO, ONCE
AGAIN, [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] MIGUEL, AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT
THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS."
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY, THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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