>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER, IN THE
HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - DAKOTA JOHNSON
ADAM SCOTT MUSICAL GUEST CARRIE UNDERWOOD AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1670 >> Steve: AND NOW HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH MY GOODNESS THAT SOUNDS GREAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WELCOME. WELCOME EVERYBODY. WELCOME.
ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY.
YOU'RE HERE. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I APPRECIATE IT. LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS, GUYS PRESIDENT BIDEN'S APPROVAL
RATING CONTINUES TO SLIDE. YEAH AND A NEW POLL FOUND THAT SINCE
TAKING OFFICE, THE BIGGEST DROP IN SUPPORT HAS BEEN AMONG YOUNG VOTERS
THOUGH TO BIDEN, I'M PRETTY SURE A YOUNG VOTER IS JUST A A VOTER.
[ LAUGHTER ] THEN BIDEN SAID, "SO THIS MEANS I'M DOING OKAY WITH OLDER
VOTERS?" AND HIS STAFF WAS LIKE, "OH, GOODNESS NO.
[ LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF BIDEN, I READ AS FUEL PRICES CONTINUE TO SURGE,
THE WHITE HOUSE IS CONSIDERING A TEMPORARY SUSPENSION OF THE FEDERAL GAS TAX.
YEAH, THEY'RE CONSIDERING IT, SO - [ LAUGHTER ]
SO TAKE YOUR TIME, GANG. YOU CAN TELL PRESIDENT IS ON THE OLDER SIDE WHEN HE'S LIKE,
"WHAT IF WE GIVE EVERYONE A QUARTER? [ LAUGHTER ]
YEP, THE ECONOMY HAS REALLY BEEN STRUGGLING LATELY I SAW THAT THE STOCK MARKET IS
NOW IN ITS BIGGEST FREEFALL SINCE THE START OF THE PANDEMIC
RIGHT NOW THE TICKER ON CNBC IS JUST SHOWING THE LYRICS TO "EVERYBODY HURTS."
[ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, SINCE STOCKS ARE ALL DOWN, I SAW THAT CNN SUGGESTED
INVESTING IN BASEBALL CARDS. DID YOU HEAR THIS? YEAH
I GUESS THEIR CHIEF FINANCIAL STRATEGIST IS A 10-YEAR-OLD FROM 1986.
[ LAUGHTER ] THEN TO BATTLE RISING FOOD PRICES, THEY RECOMMEND EATING
THE GUM INSIDE THE PACK OF BASEBALL CARDS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
HEY, GET THIS. A NEW STUDY FOUND THAT STARING AT YOURSELF DURING ZOOM CALLS
CAN PUT YOU IN A BAD MOOD. [ LAUGHTER ] DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE ABOUT
ZOOM CALLS PUT YOU IN A BAD MOOD BEING ON ZOOM CALLS.
YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT'S BETTER TO STARE AT
YOUR CO-WORKER WHO THINKS A ZOOM CALL IS THE IDEAL TIME TO EAT GREEK YOGURT.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU THINK THE VISUAL IS BAD. THE AUDIO -- JUST MUTE
YOURSELF [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, I WANT TO SAY CONGRATS TO
POST MALONE WHO JUST WELCOMED A NEW BABY GIRL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
POST CONGRATS YEP.
WE'VE ACTUALLY GOT A PICTURE OF HER RIGHT HERE >> Tariq: STOP
* * DON'T DO IT JIMMY DON'T BRING YOURSELF
DISGRACE * * DON'T SHOW A BABY WITH TATTOOS
PHOTOSHOPPED ON ITS FACE * [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: BUT I WANNA.
[ LAUGHTER ] * * DON'T DO THIS JIMMY
HAVE YOU NO SELF-ESTEE THAT JOKE'S TOO EASY OPEN YOUR MIND AND DREAM *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: BUT WE -- WE ALREADY MADE THE GRAPHIC
[ LAUGHTER ] * * OH SIMPLE JIMMY
HEED MY WORD HEAR MY CRY * * YOU'RE BETTER
THAN THIS JOKE NOW SPREAD YOUR WING AND FLY *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ARE YOU DONE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Tariq: YEAH PRETTY MUCH. >> Jimmy: OKAY
WELL, ANYWAY, HERE'S POST MALONE'S BABY [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Tariq: ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. THAT -- THAT'S COOL.
>> Jimmy: TARIQ TROTTER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, RIGHT THERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GUYS SAW THIS, BUT EARLIER THIS MORNING, ONE OF OUR LOCAL NBC ANCHORS,
MICHAEL GARGIULO, HAD A LITTLE TROUBLE GETTING THROUGH THE TRAFFIC REPORT
AND WE THOUGHT WE WOULD BE NICE IF WE AIRED IT AGAIN ON OUR SHOW
[ LAUGHTER ] SO -- CHECK IT OUT
A LIVE LOOK HERE AT THE GEORGE WASHINGTON BRIDGE AS YOU CAN SEE, SOME DELAYS
GETTING ACROSS THE SPAN RIGHT NOW. COMING UP ON 959 -
[ VOICE BREAKING ] EXCUSE ME, ON THIS TUESDAY, JUNE 14th --
[ CLEARING THROAT WE'LL TAKE A QUICK BREAK AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN
PUBERTY IS GOING TO STRIKE, YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ]
WHEN THEY RETURNED FROM THE BREAK, HE SHOWED EVERYONE THE FURBALL HE COUGHED UP, YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] HEY, I HEARD ABOUT TWO CHEFS WHO JUST SET A PRETTY
IMPRESSIVE WORLD RECORD. WATCH THIS
>> A PAIR OF CHEFS JUST MADE THE WORLD'S LARGEST CHICKEN NUGGET
CHICKEN, 20 SLICES OF WHITE BREAD, 40 EGGS TO BIND IT ALL TOGETHER
[ AUDIENCE GROANS >> Jimmy: AT THAT POINT THEY WERE REALLY TAKING LIBERTY WITH
THE WORD "NUGGET." [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THAT STORY AGAIN
THEY MADE A CHICKEN CAKE [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, GUYS, FINALLY, IT IS TIME
FOR "WETWEET." IT'S TUESDAY HERE WE GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
* WE TWEE WE TWEET * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WELCOME TO "WETWEET. THIS IS WHERE WE, AS A GROUP, DECIDE SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD
POST ON TWITTER. I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU FIVE DIFFERENT TWEETS AND WE'RE ALL
GOING TO VOTE ON WHETHER YOU LIKE EACH ONE OR NOT YOU ALL HAVE VOTING CLICKERS AT
YOUR SEAT. YOU SEE THEM THERE YEP.
YOU CAN VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM YOU CAN VOTE FOR NONE OF THEM. YOU DON'T HAVE TO PARTICIPATE
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO [ LIGHT LAUHGTER ] BUT WE'LL SEE THE RESULTS LIVE,
AND THEN WE WILL TWEET IT. AND THEN WHATEVER TWEET GETS THE MOST LIKES, WE WILL TWEET
IT OUT AND THEN YOU AT HOME CAN "WETWEET" IT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THANK YOU. IT'S A SHARED EXPERIENCE YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS?
HIGGINS, YOU HAVE YOUR CLICKER >> Steve: I GOT MY CLICKER >> Jimmy: TARIQ?
ROOTS? >> Tariq: I'VE GOT MY CLICKER. >> Jimmy: TARIQ, YOU'VE BEEN ON
FIRE >> Tariq: YEAH, I HAVE THAT I HAVE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I MEAN -- I MEAN WITH THIS
WITH "WETWEET," YOU'VE BEEN CHOOSING THE TWEET THAT GETS THE MOST VOTES
YOU'VE BEEN PICKING THEM >> Tariq: I UNDERSTOOD WHAT YOU MEANT.
YES. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELL, HERE WE GO
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: THE FIRST -- THE
FIRST TWEET IS, "NOTHING WILL GIVE YOU MORE OF A REALITY CHECK THAN A TARGETED AD FOR
ADULT BRACES." >> Steve: WOW. *
>> Jimmy: I CAN READY TELL [ LAUGHTER ] I CAN ALREADY TELL BY
EVERYONE'S - THE CLICKERS AREN'T EVEN UP AND EVERYONE JUST WENT LIKE --
[ LAUGHTER ] WE'RE NOT VOTING FOR THAT ONE. IT'S ALL RIGHT
WE STARTED OFF A LITTLE SLOW MAYBE WE'LL GAIN MOMENTUM. I DON'T KNOW
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I CAN ALREADY -- WHAT DO YOU THINK THE RESULTS ARE GOING TO
BE THIS ONE'S ROUGH >> Steve: I THINK IT'S GOING TO
BE PRETTY LOW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I'M THINKING LIKE --
>> Jimmy: I WOULD SAY -- I WOULD SAY PROBABLY MAYBE - >> Steve: 30 PEOPLE SAID YES
>> Jimmy: OH, I THINK LOWER. WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> Tariq: LOWER, YEAH.
IMMA SAY 15. >> Jimmy: YEAH I'M GOING TO SAY 15 PEOPLE
ENJOYED IT AS WELL I'M GOING WITH TARIQ >> Steve: ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE
>> Jimmy: THE VOTES ARE IN LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. 42
HEY, NOT BAD * OVERWHELMINGLY, PEOPLE DID NOT
ENJOY THAT >> Steve: OVERWHELMINGLY BAD >> Jimmy: YEAH
BUT THIS IS NEXT ONE'S - >> Steve: OH, THIS IS A GOOD ONE.
>> Jimmy: I DO LIKE THIS ONE >> Steve: OKAY >> Jimmy: I THINK THIS ONE HAS
A CHANCE >> Steve: OKAY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THIS TWEET SAYS, "MUST BE UPSETTING FOR THOSE END PIECES OF BREAD WHEN THEY
SEE ME OPENING AN ENTIRELY NEW LOAF OF BREAD. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
* >> Steve: I LIKE THAT ONE. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO - >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
DO THE NUB YEAH, IT'S LIKE -- KNOW WHAT I MEAN
I THINK THIS ONE'S GOING TO BE OKAY >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: YEAH LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON - YEAH, LOOK AT THAT
* I KNEW IT. I TOLD YOU
>> Steve: 155. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: IT WAS A NEW
CHORD. >> Jimmy: A NEW CHORD. THAT WAS AMAZING
YOU INVENTED A NEW CHORD * [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: THAT'S THE END OF THE BREAD RIGHT THERE. >> Jimmy: YES, THE END OF THE
BREAD. THAT'S THE END OF THE CHORD. >> Steve: WOW.
>> Jimmy: E.B. >> Steve: THAT'S A LOST CHORD. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
NEXT ONE HERE. THIS ONE SAYS "THERE'S NO REASON TO BE SCARED OF CLOWNS.
THEY'RE JUST PALE, CACKLING GUYS WHO CAN SHRINK TO GET INTO A CAR AND WANT TO TRICK YOU.
* >> Steve: YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD
>> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE THE AUDIENCE IS GETTING TOO PICKY NOW.
[ LAUGHTER ] THEY DON'T GET MUCH BETTER >> Steve: I THOUGHT THEY
THOUGHT THEY THERE WERE TOO MANY VERBS IN THAT ONE >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO
NOW I'M GOING -- NOW I'M GOING TO SAY I LIKE IT JUST TO SEE IF I CAN GET THE NUMBER UP
A LITTLE BIT >> Steve: YOU GIVE IT ONE MORE >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH
>> Steve: I'M GOING TO SAY 60. >> Jimmy: YEAH, LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS ONE.
YEAH SEE, PEOPLE DID NOT ENJOY THAT ONE.
I UNDERSTAND [ LAUGHTER ] WAS IT THE SHRINKING TO GET
INTO A CAR >> Steve: I THINK IT WAS TOO MANY WORDS
>> Jimmy: YEAH, TOO MANY WORDS TOO LONG, TOO LONG >> Steve: YOU HAD TO THINK
>> Jimmy: YEP, YEAH. IT'S A THINKER >> Steve: I LIKED THE BREAD
ONE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW YOU DID >> Steve: YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] TARIQ, DID YOU LIKE THE BREAD ONE?
>> Tariq: YEAH THE BREAD ONE WAS DECE YEAH
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS ONE HERE -- >> Steve: QUEST, DID YOU LIKE
THE BREAD ONE? >> Questlove: I ENJOYED IT >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
NOW, LET'S NOT GO AROUND TO EVERYBODY. [ LAUGHTER ]
HOW MANY DO WE HAVE LEFT TWO MORE LEFT? OR ONE MORE?
>> Steve: TWO. >> Jimmy: WE HAVE TWO MORE LEFT
OKAY, GREAT. SO THIS IS -- IF YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING --
[ LAUGHTER ] NOW'S THE TIME TO DO IT. >> Steve: THE NEXT TWO'S A
A WINNER THESE ARE TWO WINNERS. >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S PRETTY
GOOD >> Steve: OKAY PRETTY GOOD?
ALL RIGHT. >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF THIS ONE'S BEATING BREAD BUT IT'S
PRETTY GOOD. >> Steve: OKAY >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THIS ONE
SAYS, "MY FAVORITE PART IS TAKING A GROUP PHOTO IS SQUATTING UNTIL MY THIGHS
BURN." [ LAUGHTER ] *
>> Steve: HOLD IT. HOLD IT, NOT YET HOLD IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: SEE, IN YOUR MIND, YOU SAW THE SQUATTER AS THE
PHOTOGRAPHER >> Steve: I SAW IT AS THE PERSON GETTING THE PICTURE
TAKEN. >> Tariq: THE SUBJECT. LIKE YOU'RE IN THE PICTURE,
YOU'RE POSING. >> Steve: YEAH LIKE THEY HAD TO GET DOWN LOW.
>> Tariq: YEAH >> Jimmy: I DID BOTH >> Steve: OHH.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THE CAMERA WASN'T ON ME FOR THE OTHER ONE
>> Steve: OH, OKAY, WE WERE ACTING OUT BOTH ROLES. >> Jimmy: THEN I FIGURED I'M
HOLDING THIS, I MIGHT AS WELL IMPROVISE. >> Steve: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
AT FIRST YOU STARTED WITH THAT ON THE BOTTOM BECAUSE, LIKE, GET DOWN LOW -
>> Jimmy: I'M GETTING DOWN LOW I'M IN THE GROUP PHOTO I'M LIKE, "HURRY UP AND TAKE
THE PHOTO. AND THEN - >> Steve: THEN YOU BECAME THE
PHOTOGRAPHER >> Jimmy: WELL, IT DIDN'T GET MUCH OF A REACTION
SO I GO -- [ LAUGHTER ] JUST TURN IT INTO THAT
AND THEN I TRY TO MAKE IT THAT AND I ADDED MORE TO THE SCENE. >> Steve: I LIKE THIS.
>> Jimmy: YES, AND YES, AND >> Steve: YES, YES
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I LEARNED IN IMPROV CLASS. >> Steve: THEY WERE TOO FAR
APART. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE THE RESULTS.
OH YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
BOING, BOING, BOING, BOING, BOING, BOING, BOING! >> Steve: WINNER
WINNER >> Tariq: REALLY >> Steve: 190!
>> Jimmy: THE BOING BOING RIGHT THERE FOR YOU. >> Steve: I THINK YOU SOLD IT.
THAT'S WHY >> Jimmy: OH, YOU THINK IT WAS MY PHOTOGRAPHER?
>> Steve: YEAH, I THINK IT WAS YOUR ACTING PROWESS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: "YO, JIMMY CAN YOU DO THE PHOTOGRAPHER CHARACTER?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: "AND NOW DO THE GUY GETTING TAKE -- THEIR PICTURE
TAKEN. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OKAY
THIS ONE'S PRETTY GOOD, TOO. >> Steve: HM, WE'LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. >> Tariq: WE SHALL SEE >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO
GET READY. GET READY FOR THIS I DON'T KNOW
ALL RIGHT, THIS LAST ONE SAYS, "AMERICANS BASICALLY TOOK PEDIALYTE AND SAID 'SORRY,
BABIES, BUT THIS IS FOR HUNGOVER PEOPLE NOW.'" [ LAUGHTER ]
* I'M GOING -- I THINK - >> Steve: COME ON.
IMMA SAY 100%. >> Jimmy: 100% >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: 100% [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: COME ON!
COME ON! >> Jimmy: IT'S GETTING APPLAUSE
IT'S GETTING APPLAUSE. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE
GO ALL RIGHT. TARIQ?
THAT WAS - LET'S -- LET'S SEE THE RESULTS OH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S THE WINNER RIGHT THERE. I WILL POST THIS TWEET DURING
THE COMMERCIAL BREAK IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED, GIVE IT A LIKE, GIVE IT
A "WETWEET." AND ENJOY. WE HAVE GREAT SHOW
DAKOTA JOHNSON IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DAKOTA JOHNSON
>> Steve: COME ON, SHE'S THE BEST >> Jimmy: ADAM SCOTT IS ON THE
SHOW THIS EVENING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM
CARRIE UNDERWOOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT A SHOW.
STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH DAKOTA JOHNSON COME ON BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * MONKE
IN YOUR PINK LEMONAD IT'S A DIRTY JON HAM TWO MINUTES TOO LATE *
* AND ISN'T I SCUMMY *
EVERYBODY. WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT.
YOU CAN SEE HIM IN THE HIT SERIES, "SEVERANCE," WHICH IS STREAMING ON APPLE TV PLUS
ADAM SCOTT IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE HAVE GREAT MUSIC FROM
CARRIE UNDERWOOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT FIRST, SHE IS A VERY, VERY
TALENTED ACTRESS STARRING IN TWO FILMS. "PERSUASION" IS AVAILABLE ON
NETFLIX JULY 15th, AND "CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH" IS IN THEATERS AND ON APPLE TV PLUS THIS FRIDAY
EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME DAKOTA JOHNSON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. DAKOTA, IT IS SO GREAT TO SEE YOU.
>> AH! >> Jimmy: YEAH I -- I'VE BEEN VERY EXCITED TO
SEE YOU. I LOVE SEEING YOU. >> I LOVE SEEING YOU TOO
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I -- I WANT TO GET INTO YOUR TWO MOVIES THEY'RE GIANT MOVIES
YOU'RE -- YOU'RE THE -- YOU'RE THE HOLLYWOOD "IT GIRL" RIGHT NOW.
>> AM I? >> Jimmy: YEAH, I SAID SO. >> THAT'S NICE TO SAY.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO ASK YOU A QUESTION THIS IS SERIOUS.
>> OKAY, WHAT IS IT, JIMMY >> Jimmy: I HEARD -- [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YES >> Jimmy: I HEARD THAT YOU LIKE -- I HEARD THAT YOU LIKE
TO CRASH WEDDINGS AND I JUST THINK THAT'S INTERESTING >> OH, WELL -- THAT IS
INTERESTING. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S INTERESTING YOU SAY THAT.
I DID THAT ONCE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT, YOU DON'T, LIKE,
THAT'S NOT A THING THAT YOU DO >> WELL, A FRIEND OF MINE, WE WERE IN THE SAME PLACE
AND I WAS, LIKE -- I WAS IN ITALY WITH MY SISTERS. AND IN ITALY, THEY HAVE -- THEY
HAVE A LOT OF WINE THERE [ LAUGHTER ] AND --
>> Jimmy: SO THAT WAS YOUR INVITE RIGHT THERE, HUH? >> SO THAT -- THEY -- MY FRIEND
WAS AT THIS WEDDING. AND HE WAS LIKE, "JUST COME. IT'S A REALLY BIG WEDDING.
NO ONE WILL KNOW." AND THEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN, I'M JUST MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH
THE BRIDE AS SHE'S BEING BOUNCED IN A CHAIR [ LAUGHTER ]
AND SHE WAS LIKE -- >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WHAT?
>> Jimmy: IT'S PRETTY FUN. >> "WHY IS SHE HERE? >> Jimmy: THAT'S COOL THOUGH
"DAKOTA JOHNSON IS AT MY WEDDING. >> I'M A NICE PERSON TO --
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU ARE YEAH
BUT I MEAN -- BUT SO THAT'S -- I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE STORY THAT YOU CRASH
WEDDINGS, YOU CRASH PARTIES. >> NO. WELL, LIKE, THE OTHER NIGHT IN
HERE, ACTUALLY, I WAS JUST AT DINNER WITH FRIENDS AND THEY WERE LIKE, "WE'RE GOING TO A
A BIRTHDAY PARTY AT ELECTRIC LADY." SO I WENT TO THAT.
>> Jimmy: AND YOU -- YOU WEREN'T REALLY INVITED TO THAT EITHER
>> NO. [ LAUGHTER ] NO, I WASN'T
BUT IT ACTUALLY WASN'T EVEN A BIRTHDAY PARTY IT WAS A STAFF PARTY
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S EVEN CRAZIER. BUT THEN -- BUT THEN --
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO MAYBE YOU DO -- >> THEY WERE REALLY LIKE, "WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?" [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MAYBE DO YOU CRASH
THINGS AND YOU DON'T THINK ABOUT IT IS THERE ANY OTHER SCAM?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> WAS I INVITED TO THIS SHOW? >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU WERE -- YOU ARE ALWAYS INVITED TO THIS SHOW
WE LOVE YOU. >> THANKS. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK
ABOUT -- YOU HAVE TWO MOVIES TWO BIG MOVIES LET'S GET RIGHT TO IT.
"PERSUASION" IS COMING OUT JULY 15th ON NETFLIX IT'S A JANE AUSTEN ADAPTATION.
YOU'RE WEARING GORGEOUS DRESSES, RUNNING AROUND -- YEP I LOVE JANE AUSTEN
>> ME TOO. >> Jimmy: "I REALLY LIKES IT BECAUSE I DO --
>> ACCENTS >> Jimmy: YEAH DUDE, HOW'D YOU KNOW
>> THAT'S REALLY GOOD, 'CAUSE YEAH >> Jimmy: "IS IT
IS IT THOUGH IS IT -- IS IT GOOD? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I DON'T KNOW. >> Jimmy: "IS IT ALL RIGHT?" >> NOT REALLY.
>> Jimmy: "YEAH, NOT REALLY. >> NO. >> Jimmy: "I DO ACCENTS EVERY
NOW AND THEN I CAN DO A DIFFERENT ONE AND I'M JUST SAYING, I COULD
AUDITION I COULD BE IN THE NEXT MOVIE THAT YOU WANT TO BE IN."
[ LAUGHTER ] >> ARE YOU OKAY? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S -- THAT'S THE REACTION I WANT FROM PEOPLE
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: "ARE YOU OKAY? >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> HE'S TRANSFORMED. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU GREAT -- BUT
ARE YOU GOOD WITH ACCENTS? DO YOU LOVE DOING THEM >> I LOVE DOING THEM
I HAD AN AMAZING VOCAL COACH FOR "PERSUASION," THOUGH JILL McCULLOUGH.
AND THEN, HER ASSISTANT, HELEN SIMMONS WAS ON SET WITH ME
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THEN WE WOULD DO, LIKE, CRAZY WARMUPS IN THE MORNINGS
AT, LIKE, 5:00 IN THE MORNING. >> Jimmy: WHOA >> WHICH WOULD BE HARD CORE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO, WE WOULD MAKE THEM REALLY, REALLY NAUGHTY
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH OKAY
JUST TO TRY AND KEEP IT INTERESTING AT 5:00 IN THE MORNING?
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH >> 'CAUSE WHAT ELSE ARE YOU
GOING TO DO EXCEPT SAY A BUNCH OF, LIKE, REALLY GNARLY WORDS. >> Jimmy: IS THERE ANY ONES YOU
CAN SAY ON TELEVISION? >> YEAH. ONE OF THEM WAS LIKE, "LOOK AT
THE LOVELY LEMONS IN THE LOUNGE." >> Jimmy: WOW.
"LOOK -- LOOK AT THE -- [ LAUGHTER ] "OI, LOOK AT THE LOVELY LEMONS
ON THE LOUNGE. >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH >> Jimmy: I'M TELLING YOU, I'M AVAILABLE.
>> OR LIKE, "PLEASE PUT THE TINY CUP ON THE KITCHEN TOP. >> Jimmy: "PLEASE PUT A CUP ON
THE TEA -- ON THE TOP. [ LAUGHTER ] "PLEASE PUT A CUP -- HEY, PUT
A CUP ON THE TEA PUT A -- >> IT'S MICK JAGGER.
>> Jimmy: MICK JAGGER. YEAH >> I KNOW.
>> Jimmy: I'M JUST SAYING I CAN DO THAT IF YOU NEED THAT IN YOUR FILM, YOU KNOW --
>> THAT'S WHAT I NEED. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHO TO CALL I'M YOUR GUY
BUT, CONGRATS. [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S TALK ABOUT "CHA CHA REAL
SMOOTH." >> YES >> Jimmy: I LOVE -- I LOVE THE
TITLE. >> YOU GOT IT RIGHT. >> Jimmy: OF COURSE.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: "CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH."
I KNOW THAT JAM. IT'S IN THEATERS AND ON APPLE TV PLUS.
IT'S -- YOU'RE GETTING RAVE REVIEWS FOR THIS HOW DO WE SET THIS UP?
>> THIS IS MY COMPANY, TEATIME'S FIRST MOVIE THAT WE MADE
WE DEVELOPED IT FROM AN IDEA THAT THE DIRECTOR, COOPER RAIFF, BROUGHT TO US.
IT'S ABOUT A YOUNG MAN WHO LEAVES COLLEGE AND DOESN'T HAVE A JOB.
DOESN'T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HIMSELF AND HE BECOMES A PARTY STARTER AT BAR MITZVAHS
AND BAT MITZVAHS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND HE MEETS A YOUNG MOTHER OF -- OF, LIKE, A 14-YEAR-OLD AUTISTIC GIRL AND FALLS IN LOVE
WITH HER >> Jimmy: YEAH IT'S -- IT'S A SWEET STORY
AND "CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH," WHY IS THAT THE TITLE? JUST BECAUSE --
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, IN THE "CHA-CHA SLIDE." >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> THE PART OF THE SONG, THIS -- COOPER CAME UP WITH THIS AND IT'S ANNOYING BECAUSE
IT'S REALLY GOOD [ LAUGHTER ] BUT YEAH
>> Jimmy: YOU WANTED CREDIT FOR IT >> YEAH.
I'M ON TV RIGHT NOW -- >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO I'M GOING TO TAKE CREDIT
FOR IT >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> HE SAID -- NO, I SAY, IT'S THE PART OF THE SONG WHERE YOU DO YOUR OWN DANCE.
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH BECAUSE HE TELLS YOU THE -- >> "CHA-CHA NOW Y'ALL.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THEN YOU DO YOUR OWN BOOGIE
>> Jimmy: YEAH, SO THIS IS HIS PART OF HIS LIFE WHERE HE'S LIKE, "THIS IS THE PART WHERE I
DO MY OWN THING. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S A GOOD
TITLE. I WILL SAY, CONGRATS IT WON THE AUDIENCE AWARD AT
SUNDANCE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND IT WAS ONE OF THE BIGGEST
SELLERS OUT OF SUNDANCE. IT'S A BIG HIT >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: BIG SUCCESSFUL CONGRATULATIONS. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP
HERE'S DAKOTA JOHNSON IN "CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> ON THE EARTH, WE ALL HAVE, LIKE, A TON OF SOULMATES
I THINK FOR YOU, MAYBE, IT'S LIKE A SPECIAL CASE WHERE YOU ONLY HAVE A FEW.
WHO, LIKE, COULD BE AND REALLY ARE YOUR SOULMATES BUT MOST OF THE PEOPLE IN THE
WORLD AREN'T YOUR SOULMATES. >> HOW MANY SOULMATES? >> FOR YOU, LIKE, FOUR
>> FOUR? >> YEAH. FOUR SOULMATES
>> I PROBABLY HAVEN'T MET ANY OF THEM. >> NO, YOU HAVE.
GOD PUTS THEM, LIKE, ON YOUR PATH SO YOU'LL CROSS >> HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE?
>> LIKE 1,200. [ LAUGHTER ] >> HAVE YOU MET ANY?
>> YES DOMINO, DOMINO OH, MY GOD
THAT'S A TON OF BLOOD RIGHT AWAY [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A TON OF BLOOD RIGHT AWAY DAKOTA JOHNSON, EVERYBODY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH" IS IN THEATERS AND ON APPLE TV PLUS
THIS FRIDAY. DAKOTA AND I ARE DOING "MAD LIB KARAOKE" WHEN WE COME BACK
STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> THE THIRD TIME I LOOK, HE'S JUST LOOKING RIGHT AT ME HE'S LIKE, "OH!"
AND NOT ONLY IS HE LOOKING AT ME, HE, LIKE, LOOKS AT ME AND HE THEN HE STARTS GETTING UP
AND COMING STRAIGHT AT US. AND I'M LIKE, "AL PACINO, HE'S COMING
HE'S COMING. AL PACINO IS LIKE WALKING OVER TO US.
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. I'M HANGING OUT WITH
DAKOTA JOHNSON NOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DAKOTA, I KNOW YOU LOVE MUSIC,
AND I WANTED TO TRY SOMETHING NEW WITH YOU IT'S TIME FOR "MAD LIB
KARAOKE.
* OH MAD LIB KARAOK
OH MAD LIB KARAOKE * * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
NOW, HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS, WE'RE GOING TO TAKE TURNS SINGING SONGS.
BUT WE'RE GOING TO SWAP OUT SOME OF THE ORIGINAL LYRICS WITH BRAND NEW WORDS
AND TO DO THAT I'M GOING TO ASK YOU FOR SOME SUGGESTIONS NOUNS, VERBS, ADJECTIVES,
ET CETERA. YOU LOVE SINGING IN PUBLIC, RIGHT?
>> UM -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OKAY, HERE WE GO
WHAT IS A -- MAYBE GIVE ME A PET NAME >> JIMMY
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD [ LAUGHTER ] YOU SHOULD NAME YOUR PET JIMMY
A VERB >> VOMIT >> Jimmy: WOW!
YOU SAID THAT SO FAST AFTER JIMMY. [ LAUGHTER ]
BODY PART. >> BOOBY [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, VERB ENDING IN I-N-G. >> UM, TWIRLING.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I LIKE THAT. TWIRLING A TWO SYLLABLE CONDIMENT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> MUSTARD >> Jimmy: YEAH, THERE YOU GO
SOMETHING A BASEBALL UMPIRE WOULD YELL >> YOU GOT HIM
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE'S FROM 2022, YEAH "YOU GOT HIM
LOOK AT THAT YOU GOT HIM. YOU FROM THE '30s?
ANOTHER VERB >> PINCH >> Jimmy: PINCH.
AN ADJECTIVE TO DESCRIBE A A TOAD >> LUMPY
>> Jimmy: LUMPY IS GOOD. A TWO SYLLABLE ANIMAL. >> MONKEY.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SUMMER DRINK >> LEMONADE, I LIKE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, ME TOO TWO SYLLABLE ADJECTIVE >> DIRTY
>> Jimmy: YEAH, DIRTY. TWO SYLLABLE NOUN. >> JON HAMM.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I KNOW JOHN HAMM.
OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ADJECTIVE TO DESCRIBE
POND WATER >> SCUMMY. >> Jimmy: SCUMMY
TYPE OF PRECIPITATION. >> MISTY >> Jimmy: OOH.
OOH, I LIKE THAT WITH MY ACCENT A LITTLE LONDON FOG.
>> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IMPORTANT EVENT.
>> CHRISTMAS >> Jimmy: CHRISTMAS. YES, I LOVE CHRISTMAS.
A DAIRY PRODUCT. >> UM, MILK. >> Jimmy: YEP.
[ LAUGHTER ] ANOTHER ADJECTIVE. JUICY.
>> Jimmy: YEP. A TWO SYLLABLE PEANUT BUTTER BRAND.
IT'S VERY SPECIFIC >> JIFFY >> Jimmy: JIFFY IS LIKE JIFFY
POP. BUT THAT'S GOOD. I'LL TAKE JIFFY.
LET'S MAKE JIFFY, WHO CARES? ANOTHER TWO SYLLABLE ANIMAL. >> KITTY
>> Jimmy: AW ARTICLE OF CLOTHING. >> PANTIES
[ LAUGHTER ] ANOTHER VERB >> SNEEZE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, SNEEZE YOUR McDONALD'S ORDER. >> FRIES
>> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] ONE SYLLABLE VERB.
>> BANG. >> Jimmy: YEP. ONE SYLLABLE MALE NAME
>> RON [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I LIKE RON
MEDICAL DIAGNOSIS. >> UH, GOUT. [ LAUGHTER ]
NO >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. YEAH, GOUT
SOMETHING YOU'D EAT AT A A BARBECUE I'M INTERESTED TO KNOW THIS.
>> RIBS. >> Jimmy: WOW. SOUND AN ANIMAL WOULD MAKE
[ LAUGHTER ] >> WOOF! [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. WHAT A CUTE DOG. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR STEAK
>> MEDIUM. >> Jimmy: YEP, THAT'S PERFECT. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
AFTER THESE 300 MAD LIBS, WE FILLED IT OUT. >> SORRY, EVERYBODY.
>> Jimmy: WE'LL NOW PUT IT ON THE CUE CARDS RIGHT NOW. NOW WE'RE GOING TO SING SOME
SONGS. ARE YOU READY FOR THIS >> NO.
I'M NOT. >> Jimmy: LET'S GO, COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* COME ON. WE GOT THIS.
YOU CAN GO THERE >> I'M GOING TO CRY.
>> Jimmy: ACTUALLY, I'M GOING UP FIRST >> OH, THAT'S GOOD
THANK GOD. >> Jimmy: LET ME SEE WHAT I'LL BE SINGING
TAKE IT EASY I'LL KEEP THE BAR LOW. >> I'M GOING TO RUN AWAY
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO DO NOT RUN AWAY. ALL RIGHT, THE SONG I'M SINGING
IS "WALKING ON SUNSHINE. KATRINA AND THE WAVES. OKAY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. >> I'M NOT EVEN THERE AND I'M
GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK [ LAUGHTER ]
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
* I USED TO THINK MAYBE YOU LOVED ME NOW JIMMY I'M SURE *
* AND I JUST CAN'T WAIT TIL THE DAY WHEN YOU VOMIT ON MY BOOBY *
* I'M TWIRLING ON MUSTARD YOU GOT 'E I'M TWIRLING ON MUSTAR
YOU GOT 'EM * * I'M TWIRLING ON MUSTARD YOU GOT 'E
AND DON'T IT PINCH LUMPY OH YEAH * * AND DON'T IT PINCH LUMP
AND DON'T IT PINCH LUMPY * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO DAKOTA, IT'S VERY FUN. IT'S VERY EASY
WHAT SONG WILL YOU BE SINGING TONIGHT? >> THIS IS MY ABSOLUTE
[ BLEEP ] NIGHTMARE. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T SAY NIGHTMARE ON OUR SHOW. >> OH, I'M SORRY
I'M GOING TO SING "IRONIC" BY ALANIS MORISSETTE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: YOU GOT THIS COME ON. YOU CAN DO IT.
THE WORDS ARE THERE. THE WORDS ARE THERE ON THE
CARDS IN RED OKAY, GOOD YOU START THE SONG WHENEVER YOU
GUYS ARE READY
*
* AH YAH YAH YAH * >> DOESN'T SHE DO THAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * IT'S A MONKEY IN YOUR PINK LEMONAD
IT'S A DIRTY JON HAM TWO MINUTES TOO LATE * * AND ISN'T IT SCUMMY
DON'T YA THINK IT'S LIKE MIST ON YOUR CHRISTMAS DAY *
* IT'S A FREE MEA WHEN YOU'VE ALREADY PAID IT'S THE JUICY ADVIC
THAT YOU JUST DIDN'T TAKE * * AND WHO WOULD HAV THOUGHT IT'S JIFFY *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: JIFFY!
MY FAVORITE TWO SYLLABLE PEANUT BUTTER BRAND WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT IT'S
JIFFY? [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO DO
ONE MORE BUT FOR THIS LAST ONE -- YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS
IT'S A DUET. >> OH MY GOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THIS IS GOOD >> SHOULD WE TELL THEM WHAT IT IS OR SHOULD WE SURPRISE THEM?
>> Jimmy: LET'S SURPRISE THEM. >> LET'S SURPRISE THEM >> Jimmy: LET'S SURPRISE THEM.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * ALL RIGHT.
I'M IN BLACK AND YOU'RE IN RED.
* * YOU ARE MY KITT THE ONE PANTIE
BELIEVE WHEN I SNEEZ I WANT FRIES * * BANG ME WRONG
AIN'T NOTHING BUT A RI BANG ME WRON AIN'T NOTHING BUT A RIB *
* BANG ME WRONG I NEVER WANT T HEAR YOU WOO
I WANT IT MEDIUM * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO
DAKOTA JOHNSON RIGHT THERE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ADAM SCOTT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * BANG ME WRONG * *
* BANG ME WRONG I NEVER WANT T
HEAR YOU SAY I WANT IT MEDIUM * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST HAS
RECEIVED RAVE REVIEWS FOR HIS OUTSTANDING WORK ON THE HIT SERIES "SEVERANCE" WHICH IS
CURRENTLY AVAILABLE TO STREAM ON APPLE TV PLUS PLEASE WELCOME ADAM SCOTT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> OH, MAN >> Jimmy: ADAM, WELCOME, WELCOME TO THE "TONIGHT SHOW."
THANKS FOR COMING ON IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. WE WERE TALKING BACKSTAGE, AND
WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YOU SAID THAT YOU MET ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE ACTORS OF ALL TIME.
THE GREAT AL PACINO. >> YEAH, HE'S LIKE MY VERY -- YOU KNOW ACTORS -- YOU KNOW
IT'S AL PACINO >> Jimmy: THAT'S YOUR GUY. >> YEAH, HE'S MY GUY
AND HE'S KIND OF THE GUY AND WE WERE AT THE "VANITY FAIR" OSCAR PARTY WHICH IS LIKE
ALL FAMOUS -- LIKE, IT'S THE PLACE YOU GO IF YOU WANT TO FEEL LESS FAMOUS
BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: EVERYONE IS THERE.
>> AND I WAS TALKING TO KEVIN BACON, WHICH IS ALSO VERY COOL
AND HE WAS LIKE, "HEY, I WAS JUST TALKING TO AL PACINO. I WAS LIKE, "AL PACINO IS
HERE?" HE'S LIKE, "YEAH, HE'S RIGHT OVER THERE
YOU SHOULD GO CHECK IT OUT CHECK OUT AL PACINO. THAT'S MY GUY.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S YOUR DUDE >> AND SO I GRAB NAOMI, I GRAB MY WIFE, AND I'M LIKE, "LET'S
GO LOOK AT AL PACINO." I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO HIM. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NO OF COURSE NOT >> WHAT WOULD I SAY -- >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE THE
MONA LISA. >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: YOU JUST WANT TO GO
LOOK AT IT >> TAKE A GANDER >> Jimmy: TAKE A GANDER AT
AL PACINO. >> YEAH. SO SHE'S LIKE, "OH, COME ON.
SO WE GO OVER, AND I FIND A SPOT LIKE 15 YARDS SURE ENOUGH, HE'S RIGHT THERE.
HE'S ON, LIKE, THIS COUCH WITH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE. AND I FIND THIS SPOT, IT'S LIKE
UNDER A POTTED PALM TREE, SO WE'RE KIND OF HIDDEN AND I'M JUST LIKE, "LET'S JUST
LOOK AT HIM FOR FIVE MINUTES, AND THEN WE CAN GO." AND SO WE'RE THERE
AND I'M LIKE, "IT'S HIM. HE'S THERE." AND I SEE HIM.
I KIND OF GLANCE I'M LIKE, YEAH HE'S THERE
THERE HE IS. AND HE'S TALKING TO PEOPLE TAKE ANOTHER LOOK OVER
HE'S STILL THERE IT'S AWESOME AND THEN IT WAS LIKE THE THIRD
TIME I LOOKED, IT WAS LIKE A A HORROR MOVIE OR SOMETHING, BECAUSE THE THIRD TIME I
LOOKED, HE'S JUST LOOKING RIGHT AT ME. [ LAUGHTER ]
HE'S LIKE, "OH!" AND NOT ONLY IS HE LOOKING AT ME, HE LIKE LOOKS AT ME, AND
THEN HE STARTS GETTING UP AND COMING STRAIGHT AT US. AND I'M LIKE, "AL PACINO
HE'S COMING. HE'S COMING. AL PACINO IS WALKING OVER TO
US." AND SURE ENOUGH, HE COMES RIGHT UP, AND HE'S LIKE --
I DON'T REALLY DO A PACINO YOU DO >> Jimmy: I CAN TRY, SURE.
>> HE GOES, "OH, I LOVE YOUR SHOW." >> Jimmy: "I LOVE YOUR SHOW!
>> YES, YES. >> Jimmy: I LOVE --" [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> "'SEVERANCE,' I LOVE 'SEVERANCE.' >> Jimmy: "I LOVE 'SEVERANCE.'
AL PACINO SAYS THAT TO YOU >> HE SAID "I LOVE 'SEVERANCE. AND MY SON AND I WATCH IT
TOGETHER." YEAH, I KNOW >> Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU SAY BACK
TO HIM >> I WAS LIKE, "YOU HAVE NO IDEA
I JUST WANTED TO LOOK AT YOU." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS A BONUS.
>> I WAS LIKE, "HE'LL NEVER BELIEVE ME, BUT THAT'S WHAT I WAS DOING HERE, WAS LOOKING AT
YOU. AND I'M LIKE, "BECAUSE YOU'RE MY GUY
YOU'RE THE BEST ONE. YOU'RE MY FAVORITE." >> Jimmy: WOW!
YOU GOT TO SAY THAT TO HIM >> I SAID IT TO HIM. [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: GOOD FOR YOU YOU BROUGHT A PHOTO. HERE'S A PHOTO OF YOU AND
AL PACINO RIGHT THERE. THE ONE AND ONLY THAT'S A MOMENT RIGHT THERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH. HE ASKED ME FOR A PHOTO.
IT WAS CRAZY >> Jimmy: HOW COOL IS THAT >> IT WAS PRETTY COOL.
>> Jimmy: EVERYONE LOVES "SEVERANCE," BY THE WAY. CONGRATS
THE REVIEWS -- RAVE REVIEWS ON THIS SHOW. >> OH, THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: WE HAD BEN STILLER ON THE SHOW FOR "SEVERANCE," WHEN IT FIRST -- HE DIRECTED A FEW
EPISODES >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU CRUSH IT IN THIS
SHOW IT'S SO GOOD CONGRATS ON THE SUCCESS OF IT.
IT JUST GOT PICKED UP FOR SEASON TWO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
IT'S SO, IT'S SUCH A GREAT IDEA, AND IT'S SO WELL EXECUTED
CONGRATS ON THAT >> THANKS. >> Jimmy: CAN YOU DESCRIBE --
HOW DO YOU DESCRIBE THE SHOW TO PEOPLE >> IT'S WEIRD.
IT'S LIKE SORT OF A WORKPLACE THRILLER, SORT OF, COMEDY. WHERE IT TAKES PLACE IN A WORLD
WHERE -- LUMIN INDUSTRIES IS THIS COMPANY WHO HAS THIS TECHNOLOGY INSERT A MICROCHIP
INTO YOUR BRAIN. SO WHEN YOU CROSS THE THRESHOLD AT YOUR WORK, AT YOUR JOB,
SUDDENLY, YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE ON THE OUTSIDE WORLD IT SEPARATES YOUR MEMORIES
SO ALL YOU KNOW IS WORK. AND THEN WHEN YOU LEAVE WORK AT THE END OF THE DAY, IT
DEACTIVATES THE CHIP, SO YOU HAVE NO MEMORY OF WHO YOU ARE AT WORK OR WHAT YOU DID THERE.
SO IT JUST COMPLETELY SEPARATES YOUR TWO REALITIES WORK AND LIFE.
>> Jimmy: AND IT'S SO WELL DONE IT'S SO WELL SHOT.
AND IT GETS TRICKY AND YOU'RE FANTASTIC IN IT >> THANKS, MAN
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW YOU EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S ADAM SCOTT IN
"SEVERANCE." TAKE A LOOK.
TELL YOU SOMETHING >> UM, NO. >> GO LICK A BOOT, MARK.
YOU'RE MORE LOYAL TO THIS PLACE THAN TO YOUR FRIEND. >> I'M LOYAL TO HOW IT FELT
AROUND HERE BEFORE YOU SHOWED UP >> YOU MEAN WHEN PETEY WAS
HERE >> YEAH, BECAUSE THERE WAS BALANCE.
WE COULD HAVE FUN AND WORK WITHOUT THE WHOLE [ BLEEP ] DEPARTMENT IMPLODING
>> WORK IS [ BLEEP ] >> THE WORK IS MYSTERIOUS AND IMPORTANT.
AND WE DEAL WITH THE UNCERTAINTY IT BRINGS US IN THE WAY THAT KIER WOULD HAVE
WANTED TOGETHER AS A FAMILY.
>> I COULD NOT WITH A RAZOR TO MY THROAT BE LESS INTERESTED IN BEING YOUR FAMILY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YO, COME ON! ADAM SCOTT, EVERYBODY.
"SEVERANCE" IS STREAMING NOW ON APPLE TV PLUS. CARRIE UNDERWOOD PERFORMS AFTER
THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN EIGHT-TIME GRAMMY WINNER WHO IS
OUT WITH HER NEW ALBUM, "DENIM & RHINESTONES. PERFORMING "PINK CHAMPAGNE,"
HERE IS CARRIE UNDERWOOD
*
* ADRENALINE RISING AIN'T FEELING NO PAI I'M FLOATING AND FLYIN
ROOM IS SPINNING * * MAKING ME SWA AND I AIN'T EVEN
HAD TO GO AND OPEN U A BOTTLE OF WINE TONIGHT * * I CAN GO ON A BENDE
ANYTIME THAT I PLEAS DON'T NEED A BARTENDER POURING OVER SERVING ME *
* I CAN GET INTOXICATED ON YOU BABY ANYTIM 'CAUSE YOU'RE MINE *
* THERE AIN'T NO LAST CAL COUNTING DOWN ON THE CLOCK I CAN HAVE ALL I WAN
DON'T BE CUTTING ME OFF * * 'CAUSE TOO MUCH O YOUR GOOD LOVE
AIN'T A BAD THING * * AND YOUR KISS GOT M WISHING I COUL
BOTTLE IT UP * * EVERY SIP TO MY LIP IS A SWEET SUGAR RUS
'CAUSE YOUR LOVE * * GETS ME MORE BUZZED THAN PINK CHAMPAGN
OOH YEAH * * I STILL LIKE MY ROS BOY DON'T GET ME WRONG
BUT YOU'RE WHAT I REACH FOR* * WHEN I WANT SOMETHING STRONG
NEVER HUNGOVER * * BUT I CAN'T STA SOBER WITH YOU
AND I DON'T WANT TO * * THERE AIN'T NO LAST CAL COUNTING DOWN ON THE CLOCK
I CAN HAVE ALL I WAN DON'T BE CUTTING ME OFF * * 'CAUSE TOO MUCH O
YOUR GOOD LOVE AIN'T A BAD THING * * AND YOUR KISS GOT M
WISHING I COUL BOTTLE IT UP * * EVERY SIP TO MY LIP
IS A SWEET SUGAR RUS 'CAUSE YOUR LOVE * * GETS ME MORE BUZZED
THAN PINK CHAMPAGNE * * ONE MORE ROUND OF YOU WON'T HURT M
I NEED YOU RIGHT NOW IN A HURRY BABY * * MORE BUZZED
THAN PINK CHAMPAGN GOT ME ADDICTE DON'T WANNA FIX IT *
* THERE AIN'T NO LAST CAL COUNTING DOWN ON THE CLOCK I CAN HAVE ALL I WAN
DON'T BE CUTTING ME OFF * * 'CAUSE TOO MUCH OF YOUR GOOD LOV
AIN'T A BAD THING * * AND YOUR KISS GOT M WISHING I COUL
BOTTLE IT UP * * EVERY SIP TO MY LIP IS A SWEET SUGAR RUS
'CAUSE YOUR LOVE * * GETS ME MORE BUZZED THAN PINK CHAMPAGN
ONE MORE ROUND OF YO WON'T HURT ME * * I NEED YOU RIGHT NO
IN A HURRY BAB MORE BUZZE THAN PINK CHAMPAGNE *
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: CARRIE UNDERWOOD
"DENIM & RHINESTONES" IS OUT NOW. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO DAKOTA JOHNSON, ADAM SCOTT - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
CARRIE UNDERWOOD ONCE AGAIN. AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY. THANK YOU!