1 00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:12,579 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER, IN THE 2 00:00:12,579 --> 00:00:19,919 HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,919 --> 00:00:23,623 TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - DAKOTA JOHNSON 4 00:00:23,623 --> 00:00:28,128 ADAM SCOTT MUSICAL GUEST CARRIE UNDERWOOD AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:28,128 --> 00:00:34,467 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1670 >> Steve: AND NOW HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:34,467 --> 00:00:40,540 >> Steve: AND NOW HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:41,808 --> 00:00:44,277 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:44,277 --> 00:01:02,228 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:05,598 >> Jimmy: OH MY GOODNESS THAT SOUNDS GREAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 10 00:01:05,598 --> 00:01:09,102 WELCOME. WELCOME EVERYBODY. WELCOME. 11 00:01:09,102 --> 00:01:12,806 ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. 12 00:01:12,806 --> 00:01:15,542 YOU'RE HERE. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 13 00:01:15,542 --> 00:01:19,479 I APPRECIATE IT. LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS, GUYS PRESIDENT BIDEN'S APPROVAL 14 00:01:19,479 --> 00:01:23,083 RATING CONTINUES TO SLIDE. YEAH AND A NEW POLL FOUND THAT SINCE 15 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:28,788 TAKING OFFICE, THE BIGGEST DROP IN SUPPORT HAS BEEN AMONG YOUNG VOTERS 16 00:01:28,788 --> 00:01:32,292 THOUGH TO BIDEN, I'M PRETTY SURE A YOUNG VOTER IS JUST A A VOTER. 17 00:01:32,292 --> 00:01:37,430 [ LAUGHTER ] THEN BIDEN SAID, "SO THIS MEANS I'M DOING OKAY WITH OLDER 18 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:39,499 VOTERS?" AND HIS STAFF WAS LIKE, "OH, GOODNESS NO. 19 00:01:39,499 --> 00:01:43,203 [ LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF BIDEN, I READ AS FUEL PRICES CONTINUE TO SURGE, 20 00:01:43,203 --> 00:01:49,976 THE WHITE HOUSE IS CONSIDERING A TEMPORARY SUSPENSION OF THE FEDERAL GAS TAX. 21 00:01:49,976 --> 00:01:54,581 YEAH, THEY'RE CONSIDERING IT, SO - [ LAUGHTER ] 22 00:01:54,581 --> 00:01:59,819 SO TAKE YOUR TIME, GANG. YOU CAN TELL PRESIDENT IS ON THE OLDER SIDE WHEN HE'S LIKE, 23 00:01:59,819 --> 00:02:05,959 "WHAT IF WE GIVE EVERYONE A QUARTER? [ LAUGHTER ] 24 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:09,129 YEP, THE ECONOMY HAS REALLY BEEN STRUGGLING LATELY I SAW THAT THE STOCK MARKET IS 25 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:12,732 NOW IN ITS BIGGEST FREEFALL SINCE THE START OF THE PANDEMIC 26 00:02:12,732 --> 00:02:16,436 RIGHT NOW THE TICKER ON CNBC IS JUST SHOWING THE LYRICS TO "EVERYBODY HURTS." 27 00:02:16,436 --> 00:02:21,574 [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, SINCE STOCKS ARE ALL DOWN, I SAW THAT CNN SUGGESTED 28 00:02:21,574 --> 00:02:26,613 INVESTING IN BASEBALL CARDS. DID YOU HEAR THIS? YEAH 29 00:02:26,613 --> 00:02:29,115 I GUESS THEIR CHIEF FINANCIAL STRATEGIST IS A 10-YEAR-OLD FROM 1986. 30 00:02:29,115 --> 00:02:32,519 [ LAUGHTER ] THEN TO BATTLE RISING FOOD PRICES, THEY RECOMMEND EATING 31 00:02:32,519 --> 00:02:36,890 THE GUM INSIDE THE PACK OF BASEBALL CARDS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 32 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:40,226 HEY, GET THIS. A NEW STUDY FOUND THAT STARING AT YOURSELF DURING ZOOM CALLS 33 00:02:40,226 --> 00:02:45,632 CAN PUT YOU IN A BAD MOOD. [ LAUGHTER ] DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE ABOUT 34 00:02:45,632 --> 00:02:48,702 ZOOM CALLS PUT YOU IN A BAD MOOD BEING ON ZOOM CALLS. 35 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:53,840 YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT'S BETTER TO STARE AT 36 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,408 YOUR CO-WORKER WHO THINKS A ZOOM CALL IS THE IDEAL TIME TO EAT GREEK YOGURT. 37 00:02:55,408 --> 00:02:58,111 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU THINK THE VISUAL IS BAD. THE AUDIO -- JUST MUTE 38 00:02:58,111 --> 00:03:01,581 YOURSELF [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, I WANT TO SAY CONGRATS TO 39 00:03:01,581 --> 00:03:04,617 POST MALONE WHO JUST WELCOMED A NEW BABY GIRL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 40 00:03:04,617 --> 00:03:12,926 POST CONGRATS YEP. 41 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:17,764 WE'VE ACTUALLY GOT A PICTURE OF HER RIGHT HERE >> Tariq: STOP 42 00:03:17,764 --> 00:03:22,669 * * DON'T DO IT JIMMY DON'T BRING YOURSELF 43 00:03:22,669 --> 00:03:28,241 DISGRACE * * DON'T SHOW A BABY WITH TATTOOS 44 00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:39,619 PHOTOSHOPPED ON ITS FACE * [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: BUT I WANNA. 45 00:03:39,619 --> 00:03:44,657 [ LAUGHTER ] * * DON'T DO THIS JIMMY 46 00:03:44,657 --> 00:03:55,902 HAVE YOU NO SELF-ESTEE THAT JOKE'S TOO EASY OPEN YOUR MIND AND DREAM * 47 00:03:55,902 --> 00:04:04,744 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: BUT WE -- WE ALREADY MADE THE GRAPHIC 48 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:10,316 [ LAUGHTER ] * * OH SIMPLE JIMMY 49 00:04:10,316 --> 00:04:14,921 HEED MY WORD HEAR MY CRY * * YOU'RE BETTER 50 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:22,696 THAN THIS JOKE NOW SPREAD YOUR WING AND FLY * 51 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:30,236 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ARE YOU DONE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 52 00:04:30,236 --> 00:04:32,839 >> Tariq: YEAH PRETTY MUCH. >> Jimmy: OKAY 53 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:41,381 WELL, ANYWAY, HERE'S POST MALONE'S BABY [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 54 00:04:41,381 --> 00:04:43,450 >> Tariq: ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. THAT -- THAT'S COOL. 55 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:52,525 >> Jimmy: TARIQ TROTTER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, RIGHT THERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 56 00:04:52,525 --> 00:04:54,427 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GUYS SAW THIS, BUT EARLIER THIS MORNING, ONE OF OUR LOCAL NBC ANCHORS, 57 00:04:54,427 --> 00:04:56,096 MICHAEL GARGIULO, HAD A LITTLE TROUBLE GETTING THROUGH THE TRAFFIC REPORT 58 00:04:56,096 --> 00:05:02,469 AND WE THOUGHT WE WOULD BE NICE IF WE AIRED IT AGAIN ON OUR SHOW 59 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:07,807 [ LAUGHTER ] SO -- CHECK IT OUT 60 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:11,344 A LIVE LOOK HERE AT THE GEORGE WASHINGTON BRIDGE AS YOU CAN SEE, SOME DELAYS 61 00:05:11,344 --> 00:05:13,513 GETTING ACROSS THE SPAN RIGHT NOW. COMING UP ON 959 - 62 00:05:13,513 --> 00:05:15,115 [ VOICE BREAKING ] EXCUSE ME, ON THIS TUESDAY, JUNE 14th -- 63 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:17,150 [ CLEARING THROAT WE'LL TAKE A QUICK BREAK AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 64 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:25,158 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN 65 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:28,695 PUBERTY IS GOING TO STRIKE, YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] 66 00:05:28,695 --> 00:05:31,431 WHEN THEY RETURNED FROM THE BREAK, HE SHOWED EVERYONE THE FURBALL HE COUGHED UP, YEAH. 67 00:05:31,431 --> 00:05:33,633 [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, I HEARD ABOUT TWO CHEFS WHO JUST SET A PRETTY 68 00:05:33,633 --> 00:05:37,637 IMPRESSIVE WORLD RECORD. WATCH THIS 69 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:40,507 >> A PAIR OF CHEFS JUST MADE THE WORLD'S LARGEST CHICKEN NUGGET 70 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:47,714 CHICKEN, 20 SLICES OF WHITE BREAD, 40 EGGS TO BIND IT ALL TOGETHER 71 00:05:47,714 --> 00:05:51,217 [ AUDIENCE GROANS >> Jimmy: AT THAT POINT THEY WERE REALLY TAKING LIBERTY WITH 72 00:05:51,217 --> 00:05:56,089 THE WORD "NUGGET." [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THAT STORY AGAIN 73 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:58,925 THEY MADE A CHICKEN CAKE [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, GUYS, FINALLY, IT IS TIME 74 00:05:58,925 --> 00:06:04,397 FOR "WETWEET." IT'S TUESDAY HERE WE GO 75 00:06:04,397 --> 00:06:04,431 IT'S TUESDAY HERE WE GO 76 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:06,199 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 77 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:10,036 * WE TWEE WE TWEET * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 78 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:14,741 >> Jimmy: WELCOME TO "WETWEET. THIS IS WHERE WE, AS A GROUP, DECIDE SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD 79 00:06:14,741 --> 00:06:18,445 POST ON TWITTER. I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU FIVE DIFFERENT TWEETS AND WE'RE ALL 80 00:06:18,445 --> 00:06:21,147 GOING TO VOTE ON WHETHER YOU LIKE EACH ONE OR NOT YOU ALL HAVE VOTING CLICKERS AT 81 00:06:21,147 --> 00:06:23,683 YOUR SEAT. YOU SEE THEM THERE YEP. 82 00:06:23,683 --> 00:06:27,087 YOU CAN VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM YOU CAN VOTE FOR NONE OF THEM. YOU DON'T HAVE TO PARTICIPATE 83 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:31,124 IF YOU DON'T WANT TO [ LIGHT LAUHGTER ] BUT WE'LL SEE THE RESULTS LIVE, 84 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:33,760 AND THEN WE WILL TWEET IT. AND THEN WHATEVER TWEET GETS THE MOST LIKES, WE WILL TWEET 85 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:39,766 IT OUT AND THEN YOU AT HOME CAN "WETWEET" IT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 86 00:06:39,766 --> 00:06:42,936 THANK YOU. IT'S A SHARED EXPERIENCE YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS? 87 00:06:42,936 --> 00:06:45,939 HIGGINS, YOU HAVE YOUR CLICKER >> Steve: I GOT MY CLICKER >> Jimmy: TARIQ? 88 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:48,074 ROOTS? >> Tariq: I'VE GOT MY CLICKER. >> Jimmy: TARIQ, YOU'VE BEEN ON 89 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:50,143 FIRE >> Tariq: YEAH, I HAVE THAT I HAVE. 90 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:52,212 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I MEAN -- I MEAN WITH THIS 91 00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:54,314 WITH "WETWEET," YOU'VE BEEN CHOOSING THE TWEET THAT GETS THE MOST VOTES 92 00:06:54,314 --> 00:06:56,716 YOU'VE BEEN PICKING THEM >> Tariq: I UNDERSTOOD WHAT YOU MEANT. 93 00:06:56,716 --> 00:06:59,652 YES. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELL, HERE WE GO 94 00:06:59,652 --> 00:07:04,024 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: THE FIRST -- THE 95 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:05,725 FIRST TWEET IS, "NOTHING WILL GIVE YOU MORE OF A REALITY CHECK THAN A TARGETED AD FOR 96 00:07:05,725 --> 00:07:14,534 ADULT BRACES." >> Steve: WOW. * 97 00:07:14,534 --> 00:07:17,303 >> Jimmy: I CAN READY TELL [ LAUGHTER ] I CAN ALREADY TELL BY 98 00:07:17,303 --> 00:07:20,306 EVERYONE'S - THE CLICKERS AREN'T EVEN UP AND EVERYONE JUST WENT LIKE -- 99 00:07:20,306 --> 00:07:24,244 [ LAUGHTER ] WE'RE NOT VOTING FOR THAT ONE. IT'S ALL RIGHT 100 00:07:24,244 --> 00:07:26,112 WE STARTED OFF A LITTLE SLOW MAYBE WE'LL GAIN MOMENTUM. I DON'T KNOW 101 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:28,915 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I CAN ALREADY -- WHAT DO YOU THINK THE RESULTS ARE GOING TO 102 00:07:28,915 --> 00:07:31,051 BE THIS ONE'S ROUGH >> Steve: I THINK IT'S GOING TO 103 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:33,553 BE PRETTY LOW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I'M THINKING LIKE -- 104 00:07:33,553 --> 00:07:36,289 >> Jimmy: I WOULD SAY -- I WOULD SAY PROBABLY MAYBE - >> Steve: 30 PEOPLE SAID YES 105 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:38,558 >> Jimmy: OH, I THINK LOWER. WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> Tariq: LOWER, YEAH. 106 00:07:38,558 --> 00:07:40,427 IMMA SAY 15. >> Jimmy: YEAH I'M GOING TO SAY 15 PEOPLE 107 00:07:40,427 --> 00:07:42,729 ENJOYED IT AS WELL I'M GOING WITH TARIQ >> Steve: ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE 108 00:07:42,729 --> 00:07:45,899 >> Jimmy: THE VOTES ARE IN LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. 42 109 00:07:45,899 --> 00:07:48,468 HEY, NOT BAD * OVERWHELMINGLY, PEOPLE DID NOT 110 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:51,571 ENJOY THAT >> Steve: OVERWHELMINGLY BAD >> Jimmy: YEAH 111 00:07:51,571 --> 00:07:53,540 BUT THIS IS NEXT ONE'S - >> Steve: OH, THIS IS A GOOD ONE. 112 00:07:53,540 --> 00:07:55,842 >> Jimmy: I DO LIKE THIS ONE >> Steve: OKAY >> Jimmy: I THINK THIS ONE HAS 113 00:07:55,842 --> 00:07:58,078 A CHANCE >> Steve: OKAY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 114 00:07:58,078 --> 00:07:59,746 >> Jimmy: THIS TWEET SAYS, "MUST BE UPSETTING FOR THOSE END PIECES OF BREAD WHEN THEY 115 00:07:59,746 --> 00:08:05,352 SEE ME OPENING AN ENTIRELY NEW LOAF OF BREAD. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 116 00:08:05,352 --> 00:08:09,622 * >> Steve: I LIKE THAT ONE. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT GOING 117 00:08:09,622 --> 00:08:11,424 TO - >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT GOING TO 118 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:13,326 DO THE NUB YEAH, IT'S LIKE -- KNOW WHAT I MEAN 119 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:18,131 I THINK THIS ONE'S GOING TO BE OKAY >> Steve: YEAH 120 00:08:18,131 --> 00:08:21,768 >> Jimmy: YEAH LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON - YEAH, LOOK AT THAT 121 00:08:21,768 --> 00:08:25,038 * I KNEW IT. I TOLD YOU 122 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:29,843 >> Steve: 155. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: IT WAS A NEW 123 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:32,145 CHORD. >> Jimmy: A NEW CHORD. THAT WAS AMAZING 124 00:08:32,145 --> 00:08:37,050 YOU INVENTED A NEW CHORD * [ LAUGHTER ] 125 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:39,085 >> Steve: THAT'S THE END OF THE BREAD RIGHT THERE. >> Jimmy: YES, THE END OF THE 126 00:08:39,085 --> 00:08:41,054 BREAD. THAT'S THE END OF THE CHORD. >> Steve: WOW. 127 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:43,723 >> Jimmy: E.B. >> Steve: THAT'S A LOST CHORD. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 128 00:08:43,723 --> 00:08:46,459 NEXT ONE HERE. THIS ONE SAYS "THERE'S NO REASON TO BE SCARED OF CLOWNS. 129 00:08:46,459 --> 00:08:50,397 THEY'RE JUST PALE, CACKLING GUYS WHO CAN SHRINK TO GET INTO A CAR AND WANT TO TRICK YOU. 130 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:55,201 * >> Steve: YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD 131 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:56,503 >> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE THE AUDIENCE IS GETTING TOO PICKY NOW. 132 00:08:56,503 --> 00:09:00,073 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY DON'T GET MUCH BETTER >> Steve: I THOUGHT THEY 133 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:02,208 THOUGHT THEY THERE WERE TOO MANY VERBS IN THAT ONE >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO 134 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,010 NOW I'M GOING -- NOW I'M GOING TO SAY I LIKE IT JUST TO SEE IF I CAN GET THE NUMBER UP 135 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:07,881 A LITTLE BIT >> Steve: YOU GIVE IT ONE MORE >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH 136 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:12,152 >> Steve: I'M GOING TO SAY 60. >> Jimmy: YEAH, LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS ONE. 137 00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:14,320 YEAH SEE, PEOPLE DID NOT ENJOY THAT ONE. 138 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:17,724 I UNDERSTAND [ LAUGHTER ] WAS IT THE SHRINKING TO GET 139 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,459 INTO A CAR >> Steve: I THINK IT WAS TOO MANY WORDS 140 00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:22,629 >> Jimmy: YEAH, TOO MANY WORDS TOO LONG, TOO LONG >> Steve: YOU HAD TO THINK 141 00:09:22,629 --> 00:09:24,497 >> Jimmy: YEP, YEAH. IT'S A THINKER >> Steve: I LIKED THE BREAD 142 00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:26,900 ONE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW YOU DID >> Steve: YEAH 143 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,736 [ LAUGHTER ] TARIQ, DID YOU LIKE THE BREAD ONE? 144 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,838 >> Tariq: YEAH THE BREAD ONE WAS DECE YEAH 145 00:09:31,838 --> 00:09:34,074 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS ONE HERE -- >> Steve: QUEST, DID YOU LIKE 146 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:36,209 THE BREAD ONE? >> Questlove: I ENJOYED IT >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 147 00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:37,510 NOW, LET'S NOT GO AROUND TO EVERYBODY. [ LAUGHTER ] 148 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:39,813 HOW MANY DO WE HAVE LEFT TWO MORE LEFT? OR ONE MORE? 149 00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:41,548 >> Steve: TWO. >> Jimmy: WE HAVE TWO MORE LEFT 150 00:09:41,548 --> 00:09:43,416 OKAY, GREAT. SO THIS IS -- IF YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING -- 151 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:46,052 [ LAUGHTER ] NOW'S THE TIME TO DO IT. >> Steve: THE NEXT TWO'S A 152 00:09:46,052 --> 00:09:47,687 A WINNER THESE ARE TWO WINNERS. >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S PRETTY 153 00:09:47,687 --> 00:09:49,656 GOOD >> Steve: OKAY PRETTY GOOD? 154 00:09:49,656 --> 00:09:53,059 ALL RIGHT. >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF THIS ONE'S BEATING BREAD BUT IT'S 155 00:09:53,059 --> 00:09:55,061 PRETTY GOOD. >> Steve: OKAY >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THIS ONE 156 00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:56,629 SAYS, "MY FAVORITE PART IS TAKING A GROUP PHOTO IS SQUATTING UNTIL MY THIGHS 157 00:09:56,629 --> 00:10:06,373 BURN." [ LAUGHTER ] * 158 00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:10,310 >> Steve: HOLD IT. HOLD IT, NOT YET HOLD IT. 159 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:18,418 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: SEE, IN YOUR MIND, YOU SAW THE SQUATTER AS THE 160 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:21,454 PHOTOGRAPHER >> Steve: I SAW IT AS THE PERSON GETTING THE PICTURE 161 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,757 TAKEN. >> Tariq: THE SUBJECT. LIKE YOU'RE IN THE PICTURE, 162 00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:26,159 YOU'RE POSING. >> Steve: YEAH LIKE THEY HAD TO GET DOWN LOW. 163 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:28,561 >> Tariq: YEAH >> Jimmy: I DID BOTH >> Steve: OHH. 164 00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:30,730 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THE CAMERA WASN'T ON ME FOR THE OTHER ONE 165 00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:32,632 >> Steve: OH, OKAY, WE WERE ACTING OUT BOTH ROLES. >> Jimmy: THEN I FIGURED I'M 166 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,334 HOLDING THIS, I MIGHT AS WELL IMPROVISE. >> Steve: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 167 00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:37,837 AT FIRST YOU STARTED WITH THAT ON THE BOTTOM BECAUSE, LIKE, GET DOWN LOW - 168 00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:40,240 >> Jimmy: I'M GETTING DOWN LOW I'M IN THE GROUP PHOTO I'M LIKE, "HURRY UP AND TAKE 169 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,942 THE PHOTO. AND THEN - >> Steve: THEN YOU BECAME THE 170 00:10:42,942 --> 00:10:44,277 PHOTOGRAPHER >> Jimmy: WELL, IT DIDN'T GET MUCH OF A REACTION 171 00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:48,882 SO I GO -- [ LAUGHTER ] JUST TURN IT INTO THAT 172 00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:51,951 AND THEN I TRY TO MAKE IT THAT AND I ADDED MORE TO THE SCENE. >> Steve: I LIKE THIS. 173 00:10:51,951 --> 00:10:54,020 >> Jimmy: YES, AND YES, AND >> Steve: YES, YES 174 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:56,122 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I LEARNED IN IMPROV CLASS. >> Steve: THEY WERE TOO FAR 175 00:10:56,122 --> 00:11:00,927 APART. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. 176 00:11:00,927 --> 00:11:04,330 OH YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 177 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:08,768 BOING, BOING, BOING, BOING, BOING, BOING, BOING! >> Steve: WINNER 178 00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:11,738 WINNER >> Tariq: REALLY >> Steve: 190! 179 00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:13,807 >> Jimmy: THE BOING BOING RIGHT THERE FOR YOU. >> Steve: I THINK YOU SOLD IT. 180 00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:16,109 THAT'S WHY >> Jimmy: OH, YOU THINK IT WAS MY PHOTOGRAPHER? 181 00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:18,845 >> Steve: YEAH, I THINK IT WAS YOUR ACTING PROWESS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 182 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:21,581 >> Jimmy: "YO, JIMMY CAN YOU DO THE PHOTOGRAPHER CHARACTER? 183 00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:23,917 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: "AND NOW DO THE GUY GETTING TAKE -- THEIR PICTURE 184 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:29,789 TAKEN. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OKAY 185 00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:32,492 THIS ONE'S PRETTY GOOD, TOO. >> Steve: HM, WE'LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT. 186 00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:34,694 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. >> Tariq: WE SHALL SEE >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO 187 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,863 GET READY. GET READY FOR THIS I DON'T KNOW 188 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,732 ALL RIGHT, THIS LAST ONE SAYS, "AMERICANS BASICALLY TOOK PEDIALYTE AND SAID 'SORRY, 189 00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:44,104 BABIES, BUT THIS IS FOR HUNGOVER PEOPLE NOW.'" [ LAUGHTER ] 190 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:45,839 * I'M GOING -- I THINK - >> Steve: COME ON. 191 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:48,808 IMMA SAY 100%. >> Jimmy: 100% >> Steve: YEAH 192 00:11:48,808 --> 00:11:53,713 >> Jimmy: 100% [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: COME ON! 193 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,783 COME ON! >> Jimmy: IT'S GETTING APPLAUSE 194 00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:59,652 IT'S GETTING APPLAUSE. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE 195 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:01,588 GO ALL RIGHT. TARIQ? 196 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:06,826 THAT WAS - LET'S -- LET'S SEE THE RESULTS OH 197 00:12:06,826 --> 00:12:13,767 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S THE WINNER RIGHT THERE. I WILL POST THIS TWEET DURING 198 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:18,972 THE COMMERCIAL BREAK IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED, GIVE IT A LIKE, GIVE IT 199 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:22,342 A "WETWEET." AND ENJOY. WE HAVE GREAT SHOW 200 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:26,713 DAKOTA JOHNSON IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DAKOTA JOHNSON 201 00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:29,082 >> Steve: COME ON, SHE'S THE BEST >> Jimmy: ADAM SCOTT IS ON THE 202 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:33,486 SHOW THIS EVENING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM 203 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:36,222 CARRIE UNDERWOOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT A SHOW. 204 00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:39,192 STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH DAKOTA JOHNSON COME ON BACK 205 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:50,337 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * MONKE 206 00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:55,709 IN YOUR PINK LEMONAD IT'S A DIRTY JON HAM TWO MINUTES TOO LATE * 207 00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:59,145 TWO MINUTES TOO LATE * * AND ISN'T I SCUMMY * 208 00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:16,162 EVERYBODY. WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. 209 00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:19,532 YOU CAN SEE HIM IN THE HIT SERIES, "SEVERANCE," WHICH IS STREAMING ON APPLE TV PLUS 210 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:24,571 ADAM SCOTT IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE HAVE GREAT MUSIC FROM 211 00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:30,977 CARRIE UNDERWOOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT FIRST, SHE IS A VERY, VERY 212 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:34,647 TALENTED ACTRESS STARRING IN TWO FILMS. "PERSUASION" IS AVAILABLE ON 213 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:41,955 NETFLIX JULY 15th, AND "CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH" IS IN THEATERS AND ON APPLE TV PLUS THIS FRIDAY 214 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:47,827 EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME DAKOTA JOHNSON 215 00:13:48,361 --> 00:14:02,275 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 216 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:06,346 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. DAKOTA, IT IS SO GREAT TO SEE YOU. 217 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:09,516 >> AH! >> Jimmy: YEAH I -- I'VE BEEN VERY EXCITED TO 218 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,484 SEE YOU. I LOVE SEEING YOU. >> I LOVE SEEING YOU TOO 219 00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:15,622 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I -- I WANT TO GET INTO YOUR TWO MOVIES THEY'RE GIANT MOVIES 220 00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:18,591 YOU'RE -- YOU'RE THE -- YOU'RE THE HOLLYWOOD "IT GIRL" RIGHT NOW. 221 00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:21,194 >> AM I? >> Jimmy: YEAH, I SAID SO. >> THAT'S NICE TO SAY. 222 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,496 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO ASK YOU A QUESTION THIS IS SERIOUS. 223 00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:25,899 >> OKAY, WHAT IS IT, JIMMY >> Jimmy: I HEARD -- [ LAUGHTER ] 224 00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:27,567 >> YES >> Jimmy: I HEARD THAT YOU LIKE -- I HEARD THAT YOU LIKE 225 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:32,472 TO CRASH WEDDINGS AND I JUST THINK THAT'S INTERESTING >> OH, WELL -- THAT IS 226 00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:36,509 INTERESTING. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S INTERESTING YOU SAY THAT. 227 00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:40,347 I DID THAT ONCE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT, YOU DON'T, LIKE, 228 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:45,251 THAT'S NOT A THING THAT YOU DO >> WELL, A FRIEND OF MINE, WE WERE IN THE SAME PLACE 229 00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:47,187 AND I WAS, LIKE -- I WAS IN ITALY WITH MY SISTERS. AND IN ITALY, THEY HAVE -- THEY 230 00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:51,925 HAVE A LOT OF WINE THERE [ LAUGHTER ] AND -- 231 00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:53,893 >> Jimmy: SO THAT WAS YOUR INVITE RIGHT THERE, HUH? >> SO THAT -- THEY -- MY FRIEND 232 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:58,465 WAS AT THIS WEDDING. AND HE WAS LIKE, "JUST COME. IT'S A REALLY BIG WEDDING. 233 00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:01,067 NO ONE WILL KNOW." AND THEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN, I'M JUST MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH 234 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:06,473 THE BRIDE AS SHE'S BEING BOUNCED IN A CHAIR [ LAUGHTER ] 235 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:11,811 AND SHE WAS LIKE -- >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WHAT? 236 00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:13,680 >> Jimmy: IT'S PRETTY FUN. >> "WHY IS SHE HERE? >> Jimmy: THAT'S COOL THOUGH 237 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,616 "DAKOTA JOHNSON IS AT MY WEDDING. >> I'M A NICE PERSON TO -- 238 00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:20,053 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU ARE YEAH 239 00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:22,155 BUT I MEAN -- BUT SO THAT'S -- I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE STORY THAT YOU CRASH 240 00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:25,592 WEDDINGS, YOU CRASH PARTIES. >> NO. WELL, LIKE, THE OTHER NIGHT IN 241 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,327 HERE, ACTUALLY, I WAS JUST AT DINNER WITH FRIENDS AND THEY WERE LIKE, "WE'RE GOING TO A 242 00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:33,800 A BIRTHDAY PARTY AT ELECTRIC LADY." SO I WENT TO THAT. 243 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,769 >> Jimmy: AND YOU -- YOU WEREN'T REALLY INVITED TO THAT EITHER 244 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:39,472 >> NO. [ LAUGHTER ] NO, I WASN'T 245 00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,775 BUT IT ACTUALLY WASN'T EVEN A BIRTHDAY PARTY IT WAS A STAFF PARTY 246 00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:44,811 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S EVEN CRAZIER. BUT THEN -- BUT THEN -- 247 00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:46,913 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO MAYBE YOU DO -- >> THEY WERE REALLY LIKE, "WHAT 248 00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:49,449 ARE YOU DOING HERE?" [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MAYBE DO YOU CRASH 249 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:54,354 THINGS AND YOU DON'T THINK ABOUT IT IS THERE ANY OTHER SCAM? 250 00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:57,390 [ LAUGHTER ] >> WAS I INVITED TO THIS SHOW? >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 251 00:15:57,390 --> 00:16:00,126 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU WERE -- YOU ARE ALWAYS INVITED TO THIS SHOW 252 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,328 WE LOVE YOU. >> THANKS. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK 253 00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:04,497 ABOUT -- YOU HAVE TWO MOVIES TWO BIG MOVIES LET'S GET RIGHT TO IT. 254 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:11,604 "PERSUASION" IS COMING OUT JULY 15th ON NETFLIX IT'S A JANE AUSTEN ADAPTATION. 255 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:16,643 YOU'RE WEARING GORGEOUS DRESSES, RUNNING AROUND -- YEP I LOVE JANE AUSTEN 256 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:19,813 >> ME TOO. >> Jimmy: "I REALLY LIKES IT BECAUSE I DO -- 257 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:23,316 >> ACCENTS >> Jimmy: YEAH DUDE, HOW'D YOU KNOW 258 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,051 >> THAT'S REALLY GOOD, 'CAUSE YEAH >> Jimmy: "IS IT 259 00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:27,454 IS IT THOUGH IS IT -- IS IT GOOD? [ LAUGHTER ] 260 00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,756 >> I DON'T KNOW. >> Jimmy: "IS IT ALL RIGHT?" >> NOT REALLY. 261 00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:31,825 >> Jimmy: "YEAH, NOT REALLY. >> NO. >> Jimmy: "I DO ACCENTS EVERY 262 00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,893 NOW AND THEN I CAN DO A DIFFERENT ONE AND I'M JUST SAYING, I COULD 263 00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:38,164 AUDITION I COULD BE IN THE NEXT MOVIE THAT YOU WANT TO BE IN." 264 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,567 [ LAUGHTER ] >> ARE YOU OKAY? [ LAUGHTER ] 265 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,435 >> Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S -- THAT'S THE REACTION I WANT FROM PEOPLE 266 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,504 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: "ARE YOU OKAY? >> YEAH. 267 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,173 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> HE'S TRANSFORMED. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU GREAT -- BUT 268 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:50,310 ARE YOU GOOD WITH ACCENTS? DO YOU LOVE DOING THEM >> I LOVE DOING THEM 269 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:53,680 I HAD AN AMAZING VOCAL COACH FOR "PERSUASION," THOUGH JILL McCULLOUGH. 270 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,316 AND THEN, HER ASSISTANT, HELEN SIMMONS WAS ON SET WITH ME 271 00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:58,284 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THEN WE WOULD DO, LIKE, CRAZY WARMUPS IN THE MORNINGS 272 00:16:58,284 --> 00:17:04,090 AT, LIKE, 5:00 IN THE MORNING. >> Jimmy: WHOA >> WHICH WOULD BE HARD CORE. 273 00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:07,894 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO, WE WOULD MAKE THEM REALLY, REALLY NAUGHTY 274 00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:10,864 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH OKAY 275 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:13,466 JUST TO TRY AND KEEP IT INTERESTING AT 5:00 IN THE MORNING? 276 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:16,336 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH >> 'CAUSE WHAT ELSE ARE YOU 277 00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:18,938 GOING TO DO EXCEPT SAY A BUNCH OF, LIKE, REALLY GNARLY WORDS. >> Jimmy: IS THERE ANY ONES YOU 278 00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:21,675 CAN SAY ON TELEVISION? >> YEAH. ONE OF THEM WAS LIKE, "LOOK AT 279 00:17:21,675 --> 00:17:26,146 THE LOVELY LEMONS IN THE LOUNGE." >> Jimmy: WOW. 280 00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:29,482 "LOOK -- LOOK AT THE -- [ LAUGHTER ] "OI, LOOK AT THE LOVELY LEMONS 281 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:33,586 ON THE LOUNGE. >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 282 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,221 YEAH >> Jimmy: I'M TELLING YOU, I'M AVAILABLE. 283 00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:41,127 >> OR LIKE, "PLEASE PUT THE TINY CUP ON THE KITCHEN TOP. >> Jimmy: "PLEASE PUT A CUP ON 284 00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:44,964 THE TEA -- ON THE TOP. [ LAUGHTER ] "PLEASE PUT A CUP -- HEY, PUT 285 00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:48,902 A CUP ON THE TEA PUT A -- >> IT'S MICK JAGGER. 286 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,870 >> Jimmy: MICK JAGGER. YEAH >> I KNOW. 287 00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:53,807 >> Jimmy: I'M JUST SAYING I CAN DO THAT IF YOU NEED THAT IN YOUR FILM, YOU KNOW -- 288 00:17:53,807 --> 00:17:57,410 >> THAT'S WHAT I NEED. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHO TO CALL I'M YOUR GUY 289 00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,046 BUT, CONGRATS. [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S TALK ABOUT "CHA CHA REAL 290 00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:01,781 SMOOTH." >> YES >> Jimmy: I LOVE -- I LOVE THE 291 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,550 TITLE. >> YOU GOT IT RIGHT. >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. 292 00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,518 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: "CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH." 293 00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:08,688 I KNOW THAT JAM. IT'S IN THEATERS AND ON APPLE TV PLUS. 294 00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:12,025 IT'S -- YOU'RE GETTING RAVE REVIEWS FOR THIS HOW DO WE SET THIS UP? 295 00:18:12,025 --> 00:18:17,664 >> THIS IS MY COMPANY, TEATIME'S FIRST MOVIE THAT WE MADE 296 00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:22,769 WE DEVELOPED IT FROM AN IDEA THAT THE DIRECTOR, COOPER RAIFF, BROUGHT TO US. 297 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:29,776 IT'S ABOUT A YOUNG MAN WHO LEAVES COLLEGE AND DOESN'T HAVE A JOB. 298 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,578 DOESN'T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HIMSELF AND HE BECOMES A PARTY STARTER AT BAR MITZVAHS 299 00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:37,884 AND BAT MITZVAHS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 300 00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:39,819 >> AND HE MEETS A YOUNG MOTHER OF -- OF, LIKE, A 14-YEAR-OLD AUTISTIC GIRL AND FALLS IN LOVE 301 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:46,192 WITH HER >> Jimmy: YEAH IT'S -- IT'S A SWEET STORY 302 00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:49,896 AND "CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH," WHY IS THAT THE TITLE? JUST BECAUSE -- 303 00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:53,733 >> WELL, YOU KNOW, IN THE "CHA-CHA SLIDE." >> Jimmy: YEAH 304 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:57,437 >> THE PART OF THE SONG, THIS -- COOPER CAME UP WITH THIS AND IT'S ANNOYING BECAUSE 305 00:18:57,437 --> 00:19:01,007 IT'S REALLY GOOD [ LAUGHTER ] BUT YEAH 306 00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:03,009 >> Jimmy: YOU WANTED CREDIT FOR IT >> YEAH. 307 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:05,912 I'M ON TV RIGHT NOW -- >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO I'M GOING TO TAKE CREDIT 308 00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:08,915 FOR IT >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 309 00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:11,117 >> HE SAID -- NO, I SAY, IT'S THE PART OF THE SONG WHERE YOU DO YOUR OWN DANCE. 310 00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:16,022 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH BECAUSE HE TELLS YOU THE -- >> "CHA-CHA NOW Y'ALL. 311 00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:18,525 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THEN YOU DO YOUR OWN BOOGIE 312 00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:21,061 >> Jimmy: YEAH, SO THIS IS HIS PART OF HIS LIFE WHERE HE'S LIKE, "THIS IS THE PART WHERE I 313 00:19:21,061 --> 00:19:24,564 DO MY OWN THING. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S A GOOD 314 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:27,400 TITLE. I WILL SAY, CONGRATS IT WON THE AUDIENCE AWARD AT 315 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,236 SUNDANCE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND IT WAS ONE OF THE BIGGEST 316 00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:34,941 SELLERS OUT OF SUNDANCE. IT'S A BIG HIT >> YEAH. 317 00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:38,111 >> Jimmy: BIG SUCCESSFUL CONGRATULATIONS. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 318 00:19:38,111 --> 00:19:40,313 HERE'S DAKOTA JOHNSON IN "CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 319 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:40,347 CHA REAL SMOOTH. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 320 00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:42,682 >> ON THE EARTH, WE ALL HAVE, LIKE, A TON OF SOULMATES 321 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:48,722 I THINK FOR YOU, MAYBE, IT'S LIKE A SPECIAL CASE WHERE YOU ONLY HAVE A FEW. 322 00:19:48,722 --> 00:19:57,664 WHO, LIKE, COULD BE AND REALLY ARE YOUR SOULMATES BUT MOST OF THE PEOPLE IN THE 323 00:19:57,664 --> 00:20:02,602 WORLD AREN'T YOUR SOULMATES. >> HOW MANY SOULMATES? >> FOR YOU, LIKE, FOUR 324 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:05,205 >> FOUR? >> YEAH. FOUR SOULMATES 325 00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:07,273 >> I PROBABLY HAVEN'T MET ANY OF THEM. >> NO, YOU HAVE. 326 00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:12,312 GOD PUTS THEM, LIKE, ON YOUR PATH SO YOU'LL CROSS >> HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE? 327 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:17,550 >> LIKE 1,200. [ LAUGHTER ] >> HAVE YOU MET ANY? 328 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:27,727 >> YES DOMINO, DOMINO OH, MY GOD 329 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:31,998 THAT'S A TON OF BLOOD RIGHT AWAY [ LAUGHTER ] 330 00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:35,068 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A TON OF BLOOD RIGHT AWAY DAKOTA JOHNSON, EVERYBODY! 331 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:38,004 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH" IS IN THEATERS AND ON APPLE TV PLUS 332 00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:42,275 THIS FRIDAY. DAKOTA AND I ARE DOING "MAD LIB KARAOKE" WHEN WE COME BACK 333 00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:49,916 STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 334 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,785 >> THE THIRD TIME I LOOK, HE'S JUST LOOKING RIGHT AT ME HE'S LIKE, "OH!" 335 00:20:51,785 --> 00:20:53,720 AND NOT ONLY IS HE LOOKING AT ME, HE, LIKE, LOOKS AT ME AND HE THEN HE STARTS GETTING UP 336 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,055 AND COMING STRAIGHT AT US. AND I'M LIKE, "AL PACINO, HE'S COMING 337 00:20:55,055 --> 00:21:14,674 HE'S COMING. AL PACINO IS LIKE WALKING OVER TO US. 338 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:17,277 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. I'M HANGING OUT WITH 339 00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:22,849 DAKOTA JOHNSON NOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DAKOTA, I KNOW YOU LOVE MUSIC, 340 00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:26,786 AND I WANTED TO TRY SOMETHING NEW WITH YOU IT'S TIME FOR "MAD LIB 341 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:27,320 IT'S TIME FOR "MAD LIB KARAOKE. 342 00:21:28,922 --> 00:21:29,956 * OH MAD LIB KARAOK 343 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:34,227 OH MAD LIB KARAOKE * * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 344 00:21:34,227 --> 00:21:38,164 NOW, HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS, WE'RE GOING TO TAKE TURNS SINGING SONGS. 345 00:21:38,164 --> 00:21:40,800 BUT WE'RE GOING TO SWAP OUT SOME OF THE ORIGINAL LYRICS WITH BRAND NEW WORDS 346 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:46,906 AND TO DO THAT I'M GOING TO ASK YOU FOR SOME SUGGESTIONS NOUNS, VERBS, ADJECTIVES, 347 00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:49,976 ET CETERA. YOU LOVE SINGING IN PUBLIC, RIGHT? 348 00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:52,145 >> UM -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OKAY, HERE WE GO 349 00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:58,485 WHAT IS A -- MAYBE GIVE ME A PET NAME >> JIMMY 350 00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:02,889 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD [ LAUGHTER ] YOU SHOULD NAME YOUR PET JIMMY 351 00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:05,825 A VERB >> VOMIT >> Jimmy: WOW! 352 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:09,062 YOU SAID THAT SO FAST AFTER JIMMY. [ LAUGHTER ] 353 00:22:09,062 --> 00:22:13,800 BODY PART. >> BOOBY [ LAUGHTER ] 354 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:18,071 >> Jimmy: YEAH, VERB ENDING IN I-N-G. >> UM, TWIRLING. 355 00:22:18,071 --> 00:22:23,743 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LIKE THAT. TWIRLING A TWO SYLLABLE CONDIMENT 356 00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:30,950 [ LAUGHTER ] >> MUSTARD >> Jimmy: YEAH, THERE YOU GO 357 00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:37,323 SOMETHING A BASEBALL UMPIRE WOULD YELL >> YOU GOT HIM 358 00:22:37,323 --> 00:22:47,133 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE'S FROM 2022, YEAH "YOU GOT HIM 359 00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:51,304 LOOK AT THAT YOU GOT HIM. YOU FROM THE '30s? 360 00:22:51,304 --> 00:22:57,110 ANOTHER VERB >> PINCH >> Jimmy: PINCH. 361 00:22:57,110 --> 00:23:02,549 AN ADJECTIVE TO DESCRIBE A A TOAD >> LUMPY 362 00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:06,820 >> Jimmy: LUMPY IS GOOD. A TWO SYLLABLE ANIMAL. >> MONKEY. 363 00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:11,958 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SUMMER DRINK >> LEMONADE, I LIKE. 364 00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:17,430 >> Jimmy: YEAH, ME TOO TWO SYLLABLE ADJECTIVE >> DIRTY 365 00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:22,769 >> Jimmy: YEAH, DIRTY. TWO SYLLABLE NOUN. >> JON HAMM. 366 00:23:22,769 --> 00:23:28,808 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I KNOW JOHN HAMM. 367 00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:30,944 OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ADJECTIVE TO DESCRIBE 368 00:23:30,944 --> 00:23:35,148 POND WATER >> SCUMMY. >> Jimmy: SCUMMY 369 00:23:35,148 --> 00:23:39,519 TYPE OF PRECIPITATION. >> MISTY >> Jimmy: OOH. 370 00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:42,789 OOH, I LIKE THAT WITH MY ACCENT A LITTLE LONDON FOG. 371 00:23:42,789 --> 00:23:45,859 >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IMPORTANT EVENT. 372 00:23:45,859 --> 00:23:48,261 >> CHRISTMAS >> Jimmy: CHRISTMAS. YES, I LOVE CHRISTMAS. 373 00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:52,732 A DAIRY PRODUCT. >> UM, MILK. >> Jimmy: YEP. 374 00:23:52,732 --> 00:23:56,336 [ LAUGHTER ] ANOTHER ADJECTIVE. JUICY. 375 00:23:56,336 --> 00:24:01,041 >> Jimmy: YEP. A TWO SYLLABLE PEANUT BUTTER BRAND. 376 00:24:01,041 --> 00:24:04,377 IT'S VERY SPECIFIC >> JIFFY >> Jimmy: JIFFY IS LIKE JIFFY 377 00:24:04,377 --> 00:24:06,713 POP. BUT THAT'S GOOD. I'LL TAKE JIFFY. 378 00:24:06,713 --> 00:24:14,154 LET'S MAKE JIFFY, WHO CARES? ANOTHER TWO SYLLABLE ANIMAL. >> KITTY 379 00:24:14,154 --> 00:24:19,192 >> Jimmy: AW ARTICLE OF CLOTHING. >> PANTIES 380 00:24:19,192 --> 00:24:23,129 [ LAUGHTER ] ANOTHER VERB >> SNEEZE. 381 00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:29,669 >> Jimmy: YEAH, SNEEZE YOUR McDONALD'S ORDER. >> FRIES 382 00:24:29,669 --> 00:24:34,808 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] ONE SYLLABLE VERB. 383 00:24:34,808 --> 00:24:41,581 >> BANG. >> Jimmy: YEP. ONE SYLLABLE MALE NAME 384 00:24:41,581 --> 00:24:44,884 >> RON [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I LIKE RON 385 00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:50,123 MEDICAL DIAGNOSIS. >> UH, GOUT. [ LAUGHTER ] 386 00:24:50,123 --> 00:24:54,494 NO >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. YEAH, GOUT 387 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:57,664 SOMETHING YOU'D EAT AT A A BARBECUE I'M INTERESTED TO KNOW THIS. 388 00:24:57,664 --> 00:25:01,701 >> RIBS. >> Jimmy: WOW. SOUND AN ANIMAL WOULD MAKE 389 00:25:01,701 --> 00:25:07,841 [ LAUGHTER ] >> WOOF! [ LAUGHTER ] 390 00:25:07,841 --> 00:25:12,112 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. WHAT A CUTE DOG. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR STEAK 391 00:25:12,112 --> 00:25:15,582 >> MEDIUM. >> Jimmy: YEP, THAT'S PERFECT. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 392 00:25:15,582 --> 00:25:20,286 AFTER THESE 300 MAD LIBS, WE FILLED IT OUT. >> SORRY, EVERYBODY. 393 00:25:20,286 --> 00:25:22,922 >> Jimmy: WE'LL NOW PUT IT ON THE CUE CARDS RIGHT NOW. NOW WE'RE GOING TO SING SOME 394 00:25:22,922 --> 00:25:25,525 SONGS. ARE YOU READY FOR THIS >> NO. 395 00:25:25,525 --> 00:25:29,062 I'M NOT. >> Jimmy: LET'S GO, COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 396 00:25:29,062 --> 00:25:31,431 * COME ON. WE GOT THIS. 397 00:25:31,431 --> 00:25:38,438 WE GOT THIS. YOU CAN GO THERE >> I'M GOING TO CRY. 398 00:25:38,438 --> 00:25:41,608 >> Jimmy: ACTUALLY, I'M GOING UP FIRST >> OH, THAT'S GOOD 399 00:25:41,608 --> 00:25:44,577 THANK GOD. >> Jimmy: LET ME SEE WHAT I'LL BE SINGING 400 00:25:44,577 --> 00:25:48,615 TAKE IT EASY I'LL KEEP THE BAR LOW. >> I'M GOING TO RUN AWAY 401 00:25:48,615 --> 00:25:51,451 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO DO NOT RUN AWAY. ALL RIGHT, THE SONG I'M SINGING 402 00:25:51,451 --> 00:25:56,790 IS "WALKING ON SUNSHINE. KATRINA AND THE WAVES. OKAY 403 00:25:56,790 --> 00:26:02,395 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. >> I'M NOT EVEN THERE AND I'M 404 00:26:02,395 --> 00:26:05,298 GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK [ LAUGHTER ] 405 00:26:06,066 --> 00:26:17,477 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 406 00:26:17,477 --> 00:26:26,653 * I USED TO THINK MAYBE YOU LOVED ME NOW JIMMY I'M SURE * 407 00:26:26,653 --> 00:26:34,294 * AND I JUST CAN'T WAIT TIL THE DAY WHEN YOU VOMIT ON MY BOOBY * 408 00:26:34,294 --> 00:26:40,867 * I'M TWIRLING ON MUSTARD YOU GOT 'E I'M TWIRLING ON MUSTAR 409 00:26:40,867 --> 00:26:47,540 YOU GOT 'EM * * I'M TWIRLING ON MUSTARD YOU GOT 'E 410 00:26:47,540 --> 00:26:56,282 AND DON'T IT PINCH LUMPY OH YEAH * * AND DON'T IT PINCH LUMP 411 00:26:56,282 --> 00:27:00,020 AND DON'T IT PINCH LUMPY * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 412 00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:05,792 >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO DAKOTA, IT'S VERY FUN. IT'S VERY EASY 413 00:27:05,792 --> 00:27:08,194 WHAT SONG WILL YOU BE SINGING TONIGHT? >> THIS IS MY ABSOLUTE 414 00:27:08,194 --> 00:27:11,564 [ BLEEP ] NIGHTMARE. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 415 00:27:11,564 --> 00:27:15,635 >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T SAY NIGHTMARE ON OUR SHOW. >> OH, I'M SORRY 416 00:27:15,635 --> 00:27:20,874 I'M GOING TO SING "IRONIC" BY ALANIS MORISSETTE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 417 00:27:20,874 --> 00:27:23,176 >> Jimmy: YOU GOT THIS COME ON. YOU CAN DO IT. 418 00:27:23,176 --> 00:27:28,314 YOU CAN DO IT. THE WORDS ARE THERE. THE WORDS ARE THERE ON THE 419 00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:31,051 CARDS IN RED OKAY, GOOD YOU START THE SONG WHENEVER YOU 420 00:27:31,051 --> 00:27:32,519 YOU START THE SONG WHENEVER YOU GUYS ARE READY 421 00:27:33,253 --> 00:27:34,320 * 422 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:41,628 * AH YAH YAH YAH * >> DOESN'T SHE DO THAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 423 00:27:41,628 --> 00:27:48,201 * * IT'S A MONKEY IN YOUR PINK LEMONAD 424 00:27:48,201 --> 00:27:56,409 IT'S A DIRTY JON HAM TWO MINUTES TOO LATE * * AND ISN'T IT SCUMMY 425 00:27:56,409 --> 00:28:04,384 DON'T YA THINK IT'S LIKE MIST ON YOUR CHRISTMAS DAY * 426 00:28:04,384 --> 00:28:13,326 * IT'S A FREE MEA WHEN YOU'VE ALREADY PAID IT'S THE JUICY ADVIC 427 00:28:13,326 --> 00:28:21,334 THAT YOU JUST DIDN'T TAKE * * AND WHO WOULD HAV THOUGHT IT'S JIFFY * 428 00:28:21,334 --> 00:28:29,309 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: JIFFY! 429 00:28:29,309 --> 00:28:34,047 MY FAVORITE TWO SYLLABLE PEANUT BUTTER BRAND WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT IT'S 430 00:28:34,047 --> 00:28:36,750 JIFFY? [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO DO 431 00:28:36,750 --> 00:28:39,352 ONE MORE BUT FOR THIS LAST ONE -- YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS 432 00:28:39,352 --> 00:28:45,258 IT'S A DUET. >> OH MY GOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 433 00:28:45,258 --> 00:28:48,862 >> Jimmy: THIS IS GOOD >> SHOULD WE TELL THEM WHAT IT IS OR SHOULD WE SURPRISE THEM? 434 00:28:48,862 --> 00:28:52,565 >> Jimmy: LET'S SURPRISE THEM. >> LET'S SURPRISE THEM >> Jimmy: LET'S SURPRISE THEM. 435 00:28:52,565 --> 00:29:00,006 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * ALL RIGHT. 436 00:29:00,006 --> 00:29:01,508 I'M IN BLACK AND YOU'RE IN RED. 437 00:29:03,043 --> 00:29:21,761 * * YOU ARE MY KITT THE ONE PANTIE 438 00:29:21,761 --> 00:29:32,372 BELIEVE WHEN I SNEEZ I WANT FRIES * * BANG ME WRONG 439 00:29:32,372 --> 00:29:40,246 AIN'T NOTHING BUT A RI BANG ME WRON AIN'T NOTHING BUT A RIB * 440 00:29:40,246 --> 00:29:46,252 * BANG ME WRONG I NEVER WANT T HEAR YOU WOO 441 00:29:46,252 --> 00:29:52,592 I WANT IT MEDIUM * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 442 00:29:52,592 --> 00:29:55,061 DAKOTA JOHNSON RIGHT THERE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ADAM SCOTT 443 00:29:55,061 --> 00:29:58,932 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * BANG ME WRONG * * 444 00:29:58,932 --> 00:30:02,969 * * BANG ME WRONG I NEVER WANT T 445 00:30:02,969 --> 00:30:20,120 HEAR YOU SAY I WANT IT MEDIUM * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST HAS 446 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:24,190 RECEIVED RAVE REVIEWS FOR HIS OUTSTANDING WORK ON THE HIT SERIES "SEVERANCE" WHICH IS 447 00:30:24,190 --> 00:30:30,563 CURRENTLY AVAILABLE TO STREAM ON APPLE TV PLUS PLEASE WELCOME ADAM SCOTT. 448 00:30:30,563 --> 00:30:30,597 ON APPLE TV PLUS PLEASE WELCOME ADAM SCOTT. 449 00:30:31,664 --> 00:30:45,912 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 450 00:30:45,912 --> 00:30:49,215 >> OH, MAN >> Jimmy: ADAM, WELCOME, WELCOME TO THE "TONIGHT SHOW." 451 00:30:49,215 --> 00:30:54,354 THANKS FOR COMING ON IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. WE WERE TALKING BACKSTAGE, AND 452 00:30:54,354 --> 00:30:57,524 WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YOU SAID THAT YOU MET ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE ACTORS OF ALL TIME. 453 00:30:57,524 --> 00:31:02,862 THE GREAT AL PACINO. >> YEAH, HE'S LIKE MY VERY -- YOU KNOW ACTORS -- YOU KNOW 454 00:31:02,862 --> 00:31:06,366 IT'S AL PACINO >> Jimmy: THAT'S YOUR GUY. >> YEAH, HE'S MY GUY 455 00:31:06,366 --> 00:31:11,604 AND HE'S KIND OF THE GUY AND WE WERE AT THE "VANITY FAIR" OSCAR PARTY WHICH IS LIKE 456 00:31:11,604 --> 00:31:15,875 ALL FAMOUS -- LIKE, IT'S THE PLACE YOU GO IF YOU WANT TO FEEL LESS FAMOUS 457 00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:20,080 BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: EVERYONE IS THERE. 458 00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:23,750 >> AND I WAS TALKING TO KEVIN BACON, WHICH IS ALSO VERY COOL 459 00:31:23,750 --> 00:31:28,088 AND HE WAS LIKE, "HEY, I WAS JUST TALKING TO AL PACINO. I WAS LIKE, "AL PACINO IS 460 00:31:28,088 --> 00:31:31,725 HERE?" HE'S LIKE, "YEAH, HE'S RIGHT OVER THERE 461 00:31:31,725 --> 00:31:36,096 YOU SHOULD GO CHECK IT OUT CHECK OUT AL PACINO. THAT'S MY GUY. 462 00:31:36,096 --> 00:31:39,499 >> Jimmy: THAT'S YOUR DUDE >> AND SO I GRAB NAOMI, I GRAB MY WIFE, AND I'M LIKE, "LET'S 463 00:31:39,499 --> 00:31:44,304 GO LOOK AT AL PACINO." I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO HIM. [ LAUGHTER ] 464 00:31:44,304 --> 00:31:46,439 >> Jimmy: NO OF COURSE NOT >> WHAT WOULD I SAY -- >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE THE 465 00:31:46,439 --> 00:31:48,441 MONA LISA. >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: YOU JUST WANT TO GO 466 00:31:48,441 --> 00:31:51,111 LOOK AT IT >> TAKE A GANDER >> Jimmy: TAKE A GANDER AT 467 00:31:51,111 --> 00:31:53,146 AL PACINO. >> YEAH. SO SHE'S LIKE, "OH, COME ON. 468 00:31:53,146 --> 00:31:58,184 SO WE GO OVER, AND I FIND A SPOT LIKE 15 YARDS SURE ENOUGH, HE'S RIGHT THERE. 469 00:31:58,184 --> 00:32:02,355 HE'S ON, LIKE, THIS COUCH WITH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE. AND I FIND THIS SPOT, IT'S LIKE 470 00:32:02,355 --> 00:32:07,093 UNDER A POTTED PALM TREE, SO WE'RE KIND OF HIDDEN AND I'M JUST LIKE, "LET'S JUST 471 00:32:07,093 --> 00:32:12,399 LOOK AT HIM FOR FIVE MINUTES, AND THEN WE CAN GO." AND SO WE'RE THERE 472 00:32:12,399 --> 00:32:15,769 AND I'M LIKE, "IT'S HIM. HE'S THERE." AND I SEE HIM. 473 00:32:15,769 --> 00:32:17,871 I KIND OF GLANCE I'M LIKE, YEAH HE'S THERE 474 00:32:17,871 --> 00:32:20,807 THERE HE IS. AND HE'S TALKING TO PEOPLE TAKE ANOTHER LOOK OVER 475 00:32:20,807 --> 00:32:23,443 HE'S STILL THERE IT'S AWESOME AND THEN IT WAS LIKE THE THIRD 476 00:32:23,443 --> 00:32:25,245 TIME I LOOKED, IT WAS LIKE A A HORROR MOVIE OR SOMETHING, BECAUSE THE THIRD TIME I 477 00:32:25,245 --> 00:32:31,751 LOOKED, HE'S JUST LOOKING RIGHT AT ME. [ LAUGHTER ] 478 00:32:31,751 --> 00:32:33,286 HE'S LIKE, "OH!" AND NOT ONLY IS HE LOOKING AT ME, HE LIKE LOOKS AT ME, AND 479 00:32:33,286 --> 00:32:39,959 THEN HE STARTS GETTING UP AND COMING STRAIGHT AT US. AND I'M LIKE, "AL PACINO 480 00:32:39,959 --> 00:32:42,362 HE'S COMING. HE'S COMING. AL PACINO IS WALKING OVER TO 481 00:32:42,362 --> 00:32:48,368 US." AND SURE ENOUGH, HE COMES RIGHT UP, AND HE'S LIKE -- 482 00:32:48,368 --> 00:32:53,373 I DON'T REALLY DO A PACINO YOU DO >> Jimmy: I CAN TRY, SURE. 483 00:32:53,373 --> 00:33:03,650 >> HE GOES, "OH, I LOVE YOUR SHOW." >> Jimmy: "I LOVE YOUR SHOW! 484 00:33:03,650 --> 00:33:06,386 >> YES, YES. >> Jimmy: I LOVE --" [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 485 00:33:06,386 --> 00:33:09,122 >> "'SEVERANCE,' I LOVE 'SEVERANCE.' >> Jimmy: "I LOVE 'SEVERANCE.' 486 00:33:09,122 --> 00:33:12,625 AL PACINO SAYS THAT TO YOU >> HE SAID "I LOVE 'SEVERANCE. AND MY SON AND I WATCH IT 487 00:33:12,625 --> 00:33:15,795 TOGETHER." YEAH, I KNOW >> Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU SAY BACK 488 00:33:15,795 --> 00:33:17,864 TO HIM >> I WAS LIKE, "YOU HAVE NO IDEA 489 00:33:17,864 --> 00:33:24,204 I JUST WANTED TO LOOK AT YOU." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS A BONUS. 490 00:33:24,204 --> 00:33:25,972 >> I WAS LIKE, "HE'LL NEVER BELIEVE ME, BUT THAT'S WHAT I WAS DOING HERE, WAS LOOKING AT 491 00:33:25,972 --> 00:33:30,777 YOU. AND I'M LIKE, "BECAUSE YOU'RE MY GUY 492 00:33:30,777 --> 00:33:34,147 YOU'RE THE BEST ONE. YOU'RE MY FAVORITE." >> Jimmy: WOW! 493 00:33:34,147 --> 00:33:36,349 YOU GOT TO SAY THAT TO HIM >> I SAID IT TO HIM. [ APPLAUSE ] 494 00:33:36,349 --> 00:33:41,087 >> Jimmy: GOOD FOR YOU YOU BROUGHT A PHOTO. HERE'S A PHOTO OF YOU AND 495 00:33:41,087 --> 00:33:45,425 AL PACINO RIGHT THERE. THE ONE AND ONLY THAT'S A MOMENT RIGHT THERE. 496 00:33:45,425 --> 00:33:48,928 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH. HE ASKED ME FOR A PHOTO. 497 00:33:48,928 --> 00:33:51,531 IT WAS CRAZY >> Jimmy: HOW COOL IS THAT >> IT WAS PRETTY COOL. 498 00:33:51,531 --> 00:33:54,834 >> Jimmy: EVERYONE LOVES "SEVERANCE," BY THE WAY. CONGRATS 499 00:33:54,834 --> 00:33:57,437 THE REVIEWS -- RAVE REVIEWS ON THIS SHOW. >> OH, THANK YOU 500 00:33:57,437 --> 00:34:00,573 >> Jimmy: WE HAD BEN STILLER ON THE SHOW FOR "SEVERANCE," WHEN IT FIRST -- HE DIRECTED A FEW 501 00:34:00,573 --> 00:34:03,677 EPISODES >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU CRUSH IT IN THIS 502 00:34:03,677 --> 00:34:06,613 SHOW IT'S SO GOOD CONGRATS ON THE SUCCESS OF IT. 503 00:34:06,613 --> 00:34:08,715 IT JUST GOT PICKED UP FOR SEASON TWO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 504 00:34:08,715 --> 00:34:15,488 IT'S SO, IT'S SUCH A GREAT IDEA, AND IT'S SO WELL EXECUTED 505 00:34:15,488 --> 00:34:18,425 CONGRATS ON THAT >> THANKS. >> Jimmy: CAN YOU DESCRIBE -- 506 00:34:18,425 --> 00:34:21,728 HOW DO YOU DESCRIBE THE SHOW TO PEOPLE >> IT'S WEIRD. 507 00:34:21,728 --> 00:34:27,701 IT'S LIKE SORT OF A WORKPLACE THRILLER, SORT OF, COMEDY. WHERE IT TAKES PLACE IN A WORLD 508 00:34:27,701 --> 00:34:29,536 WHERE -- LUMIN INDUSTRIES IS THIS COMPANY WHO HAS THIS TECHNOLOGY INSERT A MICROCHIP 509 00:34:29,536 --> 00:34:37,677 INTO YOUR BRAIN. SO WHEN YOU CROSS THE THRESHOLD AT YOUR WORK, AT YOUR JOB, 510 00:34:37,677 --> 00:34:43,917 SUDDENLY, YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE ON THE OUTSIDE WORLD IT SEPARATES YOUR MEMORIES 511 00:34:43,917 --> 00:34:47,420 SO ALL YOU KNOW IS WORK. AND THEN WHEN YOU LEAVE WORK AT THE END OF THE DAY, IT 512 00:34:47,420 --> 00:34:53,526 DEACTIVATES THE CHIP, SO YOU HAVE NO MEMORY OF WHO YOU ARE AT WORK OR WHAT YOU DID THERE. 513 00:34:53,526 --> 00:34:59,199 SO IT JUST COMPLETELY SEPARATES YOUR TWO REALITIES WORK AND LIFE. 514 00:34:59,199 --> 00:35:01,601 >> Jimmy: AND IT'S SO WELL DONE IT'S SO WELL SHOT. 515 00:35:01,601 --> 00:35:03,703 AND IT GETS TRICKY AND YOU'RE FANTASTIC IN IT >> THANKS, MAN 516 00:35:03,703 --> 00:35:05,238 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW YOU EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S ADAM SCOTT IN 517 00:35:05,238 --> 00:35:07,374 "SEVERANCE." TAKE A LOOK. 518 00:35:08,675 --> 00:35:14,414 TELL YOU SOMETHING >> UM, NO. >> GO LICK A BOOT, MARK. 519 00:35:14,414 --> 00:35:19,119 YOU'RE MORE LOYAL TO THIS PLACE THAN TO YOUR FRIEND. >> I'M LOYAL TO HOW IT FELT 520 00:35:19,119 --> 00:35:21,721 AROUND HERE BEFORE YOU SHOWED UP >> YOU MEAN WHEN PETEY WAS 521 00:35:21,721 --> 00:35:24,057 HERE >> YEAH, BECAUSE THERE WAS BALANCE. 522 00:35:24,057 --> 00:35:29,062 WE COULD HAVE FUN AND WORK WITHOUT THE WHOLE [ BLEEP ] DEPARTMENT IMPLODING 523 00:35:29,062 --> 00:35:34,501 >> WORK IS [ BLEEP ] >> THE WORK IS MYSTERIOUS AND IMPORTANT. 524 00:35:34,501 --> 00:35:37,804 AND WE DEAL WITH THE UNCERTAINTY IT BRINGS US IN THE WAY THAT KIER WOULD HAVE 525 00:35:37,804 --> 00:35:44,778 WANTED TOGETHER AS A FAMILY. 526 00:35:44,778 --> 00:35:51,451 >> I COULD NOT WITH A RAZOR TO MY THROAT BE LESS INTERESTED IN BEING YOUR FAMILY. 527 00:35:51,451 --> 00:35:57,457 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YO, COME ON! ADAM SCOTT, EVERYBODY. 528 00:35:57,457 --> 00:36:01,628 "SEVERANCE" IS STREAMING NOW ON APPLE TV PLUS. CARRIE UNDERWOOD PERFORMS AFTER 529 00:36:01,628 --> 00:36:06,032 THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 530 00:36:06,032 --> 00:36:22,282 * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN EIGHT-TIME GRAMMY WINNER WHO IS 531 00:36:22,282 --> 00:36:26,553 OUT WITH HER NEW ALBUM, "DENIM & RHINESTONES. PERFORMING "PINK CHAMPAGNE," 532 00:36:26,553 --> 00:36:30,223 PERFORMING "PINK CHAMPAGNE," HERE IS CARRIE UNDERWOOD 533 00:36:32,392 --> 00:36:40,433 * 534 00:36:40,433 --> 00:36:44,938 * ADRENALINE RISING AIN'T FEELING NO PAI I'M FLOATING AND FLYIN 535 00:36:44,938 --> 00:36:48,641 ROOM IS SPINNING * * MAKING ME SWA AND I AIN'T EVEN 536 00:36:48,641 --> 00:36:57,717 HAD TO GO AND OPEN U A BOTTLE OF WINE TONIGHT * * I CAN GO ON A BENDE 537 00:36:57,717 --> 00:37:04,724 ANYTIME THAT I PLEAS DON'T NEED A BARTENDER POURING OVER SERVING ME * 538 00:37:04,724 --> 00:37:12,699 * I CAN GET INTOXICATED ON YOU BABY ANYTIM 'CAUSE YOU'RE MINE * 539 00:37:12,699 --> 00:37:19,239 * THERE AIN'T NO LAST CAL COUNTING DOWN ON THE CLOCK I CAN HAVE ALL I WAN 540 00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:24,811 DON'T BE CUTTING ME OFF * * 'CAUSE TOO MUCH O YOUR GOOD LOVE 541 00:37:24,811 --> 00:37:33,053 AIN'T A BAD THING * * AND YOUR KISS GOT M WISHING I COUL 542 00:37:33,053 --> 00:37:38,591 BOTTLE IT UP * * EVERY SIP TO MY LIP IS A SWEET SUGAR RUS 543 00:37:38,591 --> 00:37:46,566 'CAUSE YOUR LOVE * * GETS ME MORE BUZZED THAN PINK CHAMPAGN 544 00:37:46,566 --> 00:37:53,340 OOH YEAH * * I STILL LIKE MY ROS BOY DON'T GET ME WRONG 545 00:37:53,340 --> 00:37:57,410 BUT YOU'RE WHAT I REACH FOR* * WHEN I WANT SOMETHING STRONG 546 00:37:57,410 --> 00:38:02,749 NEVER HUNGOVER * * BUT I CAN'T STA SOBER WITH YOU 547 00:38:02,749 --> 00:38:09,222 AND I DON'T WANT TO * * THERE AIN'T NO LAST CAL COUNTING DOWN ON THE CLOCK 548 00:38:09,222 --> 00:38:15,328 I CAN HAVE ALL I WAN DON'T BE CUTTING ME OFF * * 'CAUSE TOO MUCH O 549 00:38:15,328 --> 00:38:23,636 YOUR GOOD LOVE AIN'T A BAD THING * * AND YOUR KISS GOT M 550 00:38:23,636 --> 00:38:29,109 WISHING I COUL BOTTLE IT UP * * EVERY SIP TO MY LIP 551 00:38:29,109 --> 00:38:34,347 IS A SWEET SUGAR RUS 'CAUSE YOUR LOVE * * GETS ME MORE BUZZED 552 00:38:34,347 --> 00:38:44,958 THAN PINK CHAMPAGNE * * ONE MORE ROUND OF YOU WON'T HURT M 553 00:38:44,958 --> 00:38:52,165 I NEED YOU RIGHT NOW IN A HURRY BABY * * MORE BUZZED 554 00:38:52,165 --> 00:38:57,737 THAN PINK CHAMPAGN GOT ME ADDICTE DON'T WANNA FIX IT * 555 00:38:57,737 --> 00:39:03,643 * THERE AIN'T NO LAST CAL COUNTING DOWN ON THE CLOCK I CAN HAVE ALL I WAN 556 00:39:03,643 --> 00:39:09,449 DON'T BE CUTTING ME OFF * * 'CAUSE TOO MUCH OF YOUR GOOD LOV 557 00:39:09,449 --> 00:39:17,624 AIN'T A BAD THING * * AND YOUR KISS GOT M WISHING I COUL 558 00:39:17,624 --> 00:39:23,196 BOTTLE IT UP * * EVERY SIP TO MY LIP IS A SWEET SUGAR RUS 559 00:39:23,196 --> 00:39:32,706 'CAUSE YOUR LOVE * * GETS ME MORE BUZZED THAN PINK CHAMPAGN 560 00:39:32,706 --> 00:39:39,045 ONE MORE ROUND OF YO WON'T HURT ME * * I NEED YOU RIGHT NO 561 00:39:39,045 --> 00:39:49,789 IN A HURRY BAB MORE BUZZE THAN PINK CHAMPAGNE * 562 00:39:49,789 --> 00:39:55,662 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: CARRIE UNDERWOOD 563 00:39:55,662 --> 00:39:58,832 "DENIM & RHINESTONES" IS OUT NOW. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, LADIES AND 564 00:39:58,832 --> 00:40:17,951 GENTLEMEN. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 565 00:40:17,951 --> 00:40:21,454 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO DAKOTA JOHNSON, ADAM SCOTT - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 566 00:40:21,454 --> 00:40:25,725 CARRIE UNDERWOOD ONCE AGAIN. AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 567 00:40:25,725 --> 00:40:28,895 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 568 00:40:28,895 --> 00:40:32,365 SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY. THANK YOU!