1 00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:11,945 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:11,945 --> 00:00:19,052 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,052 --> 00:00:22,088 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - MELISSA McCARTHY 4 00:00:22,088 --> 00:00:26,893 HENRY WINKLER, IMAN VELLANI MUSICAL GUEST, MARCUS KING 5 00:00:26,893 --> 00:00:35,201 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1665 6 00:00:35,201 --> 00:00:41,408 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:45,245 --> 00:01:01,327 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:01:01,327 --> 00:01:05,065 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THAT'S A CROWD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:06,800 THANKS WELCOME. WELCOME, EVERYBODY 10 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:10,537 WELCOME. THANK YOU SO MUCH. ENJOY YOURSELF 11 00:01:10,537 --> 00:01:13,139 WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. WHAT A SHOW TONIGHT. 12 00:01:13,139 --> 00:01:16,743 THIS IS -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS IS THE SHOW TO BE AT 13 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:19,913 TONIGHT. OH, MY GOSH. WELL GUYS, HERE'S SOME BIG 14 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:25,151 NEWS ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY, DOGS ARE MORE EFFECTIVE AT DETECTING 15 00:01:25,151 --> 00:01:30,457 COVID THAN RAPID TESTS [ LAUGHTER ] I'M GLAD WE REACHED THE POINT 16 00:01:30,457 --> 00:01:37,197 IN THE PANDEMIC WHERE THE CDC IS LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW, DOGS?" [ LAUGHTER ] 17 00:01:37,197 --> 00:01:39,165 YEAH, KNOWING THE CDC, IN TWO DAYS, THEY'RE GOING TO BE LIKE, "NEVERMIND, IT'S ACTUALLY 18 00:01:39,165 --> 00:01:42,435 RABBITS. I'M SORRY. [ LAUGHTER ] 19 00:01:42,435 --> 00:01:45,171 SERIOUSLY, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON. TODAY, I SAW SARAH McLACHLAN 20 00:01:45,171 --> 00:01:47,907 SNUGGLING A PERSON WITH COVID ASKING PETS TO HELP. I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS THAT. 21 00:01:47,907 --> 00:01:52,712 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT HERE'S HOW IT WORKS WITH DOGS 22 00:01:52,712 --> 00:01:54,914 IF YOU HAVE SYMPTOMS, THEY SNIFF YOUR CROTCH. ONE HUMP -- 23 00:01:54,914 --> 00:01:59,319 [ LAUGHTER ] ONE HUMP MEANS YOU'RE NEGATIVE TWO HUMPS MEANS YOU'RE 24 00:01:59,319 --> 00:02:01,688 POSITIVE [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S FINE. 25 00:02:01,688 --> 00:02:03,757 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE SAYING I -- 26 00:02:03,757 --> 00:02:10,263 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH APPARENTLY, DOGS ARE BETTER AT 27 00:02:10,263 --> 00:02:12,165 DETECTING COVID THAN RAPID TESTS, WHICH EXPLAINS NOW WHEN YOU TAKE AN AT-HOME TEST, THE 28 00:02:12,165 --> 00:02:17,737 INSTRUCTIONS LOOK A LITTLE DIFFERENT. YEAH, NOW THE STEPS ARE "ONE, 29 00:02:17,737 --> 00:02:22,909 OPEN PACKAGE TWO, REMOVE AT-HOME COVID TEST THREE, WALK AND FEED AT-HOME 30 00:02:22,909 --> 00:02:27,147 COVID TEST." [ LAUGHTER ] "FOUR, RECEIVE UNCONDITIONAL 31 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:32,085 LOVE FROM AT-HOME COVID TEST." "FIVE, NEUTER AT-HOME COVID TEST." 32 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:35,889 [ LAUGHTER ] "SIX, LET AT-HOME COVID TEST SLEEP IN YOUR BED. 33 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:40,093 MOVE TO COUCH. THAT IS YOUR BED NOW." [ LAUGHTER ] 34 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:42,562 "SEVEN, SOCIALIZE WITH OTHER AT-HOME COVID TESTS AT THE AT-HOME COVID TEST PARK. 35 00:02:42,562 --> 00:02:47,367 MAKE SMALL TALK WITH OTHER AT-HOME COVID TEST OWNERS. [ LAUGHTER ] 36 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:50,537 "EIGHT, REPEAT STEP 7 FOR 16 YEARS. [ LAUGHTER ] 37 00:02:50,537 --> 00:02:53,606 "NINE, TELL KIDS AT-HOME COVID TEST WENT TO LIVE ON A FARM UPSTATE. 38 00:02:53,606 --> 00:02:58,978 [ LAUGHTER ] "TEN, TRY TO GET NEW AT-HOME COVID TEST 39 00:02:58,978 --> 00:03:02,449 ELEVEN, DISCOVER YOUR WIFE IS ALLERGIC TWELVE, GET CAT. 40 00:03:02,449 --> 00:03:07,821 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S THE INSTRUCTIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 41 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:11,958 >> Steve: THAT'S A LOT >> Jimmy: SOME MORE NEWS, I SAW THAT GAS PRICES ACROSS THE 42 00:03:11,958 --> 00:03:14,060 COUNTRY HAVE ONCE AGAIN SURGED TO A RECORD HIGH YOU KNOW, AT THIS POINT, IT'S 43 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:19,199 WORTH FILLING YOUR CAR WITH MOUNTAIN DEW AND JUST SEEING WHAT HAPPENS 44 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:21,501 I MEAN, WHY NOT? [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD 45 00:03:21,501 --> 00:03:24,537 HAPPEN I'M WORRIED THERE'S NO SOLUTION IN SIGHT 46 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:26,606 TODAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN WAS LIKE, "LET'S SEE IF THE COVID DOGS GOT ANYTHING ON THIS. 47 00:03:26,606 --> 00:03:32,879 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GUYS, TODAY WAS THE BUSIEST ELECTION DAY BEFORE 48 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:37,083 NOVEMBER WITH PRIMARIES IN MANY STATES, INCLUDING NEW JERSEY, CALIFORNIA, AND IOWA 49 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:38,752 AND THERE ARE A LOT OF RACES AND A LOT OF CANDIDATES. SO WE THOUGHT WE'D GET YOU 50 00:03:38,752 --> 00:03:44,424 CAUGHT UP ON WHAT THE BIGGEST ISSUES ARE TO SOME OF THE CANDIDATES RIGHT NOW 51 00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:46,393 FIRST THERE'S DONALD PAYNE JR. OF NEW JERSEY. HE'S RUNNING ON "MAKING IT 52 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:51,097 LEGAL TO DRESS LIKE A VENTRILOQUIST DUMMY. [ LAUGHTER ] 53 00:03:51,097 --> 00:03:55,368 THAT'S -- HOW IS THAT -- HOW IS THAT AN ISSUE? >> Steve: I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS 54 00:03:55,368 --> 00:03:57,237 ILLEGAL. >> Jimmy: THESE ARE ISSUES THEY ARE VERY CONCERNED ABOUT 55 00:03:57,237 --> 00:04:00,073 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: HERE'S DUSTY JOHNSON OF SOUTH DAKOTA. 56 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:03,043 HE'S RUNNING ON "CHANGING HIS NAME TO NOT SOUND LIKE HE'S A '70s PORN STAR." 57 00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:05,412 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WOW, THAT'S HIS ISSUE? 58 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:07,380 >> Jimmy: DUSTY -- DUSTY JOHNSON. >> DUSTY JOHNSON 59 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:14,554 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: THIS ISN'T RIGHT >> Jimmy: IT'S A TERRIBLE NAME 60 00:04:14,554 --> 00:04:20,960 >> Steve: YEAH, AWFUL NAME HE'S GOT A DUSTY JOHNSON [ LAUGHTER ] 61 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:24,130 >> Jimmy: THEN THERE'S MIKE CRISPI FROM NEW JERSEY. >> Steve: OH 62 00:04:24,130 --> 00:04:26,733 >> Jimmy: HE'S RUNNING ON "JOINING THE REBOOTED CAST OF 'JERSEY SHORE' AS THEIR GYM TAN 63 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:31,237 LAWYER." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * 64 00:04:31,237 --> 00:04:34,607 "YOUR HONOR. >> Steve: "TAN." >> Jimmy: "YOUR HONOR. 65 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:38,345 YEAH FINALLY, THERE'S RICK CARUSO OF CALIFORNIA 66 00:04:38,345 --> 00:04:40,947 HIGGINS, GUESS WHAT HE'S RUNNING ON >> Steve: WHAT 67 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:42,816 >> Jimmy: HE'S RUNNING ON "GETTING PEOPLE TO STOP SAYING HE LOOKS LIKE THE VILLAIN IN A 68 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:48,822 A '90s DISNEY MOVIE WHERE A MONKEY TAKES OVER HIS HOTEL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 69 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:52,659 "GET THAT CHIMPANZEE OUT OF THE LAUNDRY ROOM!" >> Steve: "THERE IS NOTHING IN 70 00:04:52,659 --> 00:04:56,363 THE RULE BOOK. >> Jimmy: SOME BUSINESS NEWS I READ THAT APPLE IS ROLLING 71 00:04:56,363 --> 00:04:59,432 OUT THEIR OWN "BUY NOW, PAY LATER" SERVICE CALLED "APPLE PAY LATER. 72 00:04:59,432 --> 00:05:03,169 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] TRUST ME, YOU DON'T WANT TO OWE MONEY THE A COMPANY THAT KNOWS 73 00:05:03,169 --> 00:05:05,105 YOUR LOCATION AND EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER SEARCHED FOR ONLINE 74 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:08,908 [ LAUGHTER ] AND IF YOU MISS A PAYMENT, THEY SEND OVER TWO SKINNY GOONS FROM 75 00:05:08,908 --> 00:05:15,715 THE GENIUS BAR NAMED ETHAN AND ZACK [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 76 00:05:15,715 --> 00:05:17,784 GUYS, LISTEN TO THIS, TOM BRADY JUST ANNOUNCED THAT HE IS LAUNCHING HIS OWN LINE OF BRADY 77 00:05:17,784 --> 00:05:22,288 BRAND UNDERWEAR. >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: YEP, IT'S THE ONLY 78 00:05:22,288 --> 00:05:26,960 UNDERWEAR THAT SOMEHOW LOOKS BETTER AFTER 22 YEARS. [ LAUGHTER ] 79 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:28,728 MEANWHILE, BILL BELICHICK IS ASKING TOM FOR SOME UNDERWEAR OR OUTERWEAR 80 00:05:28,728 --> 00:05:32,766 [ LAUGHTER ] HE'LL TAKE EITHER ONE. HE'LL TAKE EITHER ONE. 81 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:39,639 GET THIS I SAW THAT FOR THE SUMMER, PANERA -- I LOVE PANERA. 82 00:05:39,639 --> 00:05:43,376 PANERA IS ADDING LOBSTER MAC AND CHEESE TO THEIR MENU [ AUDIENCE OOHS 83 00:05:43,376 --> 00:05:45,512 YEAH, IT'S ACTUALLY PART OF THE -- PANERA'S BROADER STRATEGY TO REVAMP THEIR BRAND 84 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:47,647 AND IT REALLY SEEMS LIKE THEY'RE MAKING SOME BIG CHANGES. 85 00:05:47,647 --> 00:05:49,082 CHANGES. WATCH THIS COMMERCIAL I SAW. 86 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:52,218 PANERA BREAD 87 00:05:52,218 --> 00:05:55,388 YOU'VE ALWAYS LOVED OUR SANDWICHES AND DELICIOUS SOUPS SERVED IN BREAD BOWLS. 88 00:05:55,388 --> 00:06:00,093 WELL NOW, COME AND TRY OUR LOBSTER MAC AND CHEESE ALSO SERVED IN A BREAD BOWL. 89 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:04,364 OR COOL OFF WITH OUR REFRESHING LEMONADE, SERVED IN BREAD CUPS HEY, HOW ABOUT A BREAD SALAD OR 90 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:08,635 A BREAD COOKIE DUNKED IN AN ICE COLD GLASS OF BREAD. ENJOY IT WHILE YOU SIT IN OUR 91 00:06:08,635 --> 00:06:12,772 BREAD BOOTH. AND WAVE TO OUR BREAD EMPLOYEES WITH YOUR BREAD WIFE AND YOUR 92 00:06:12,772 --> 00:06:17,711 BREAD KIDS AND YOUR BREAD DOG -- [ BARK ] 93 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:21,081 AND WE'VE GOT FRESH BAGELS PANERA BREAD BREAD! 94 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:30,256 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW! >> Jimmy: I HEARD THAT A -- I 95 00:06:30,256 --> 00:06:32,092 HEARD THAT A MASSIVE LETTUCE SHORTAGE IN AUSTRALIA HAS FORCED THE KFC RESTAURANTS 96 00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:41,735 THERE TO PUT CABBAGE ON THEIR BURGERS. [ AUDIENCE GROANS 97 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:44,371 >> Jimmy: YEAH MY QUESTION IS, "WHO IS GETTING BURGERS AT KFC?" 98 00:06:44,371 --> 00:06:47,073 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH OH, SWITCH 'EM UP. 99 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:52,078 * SWITCH 'EM UP. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 100 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:54,247 DAMN >> Jimmy: THEY SAID -- THEY SAID THE BAD NEWS IS WE'RE OUT 101 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:57,283 OF LETTUCE AND THEN THE CUSTOMER SAID, "OKAY, THEN WHAT'S THE BAD 102 00:06:57,283 --> 00:06:59,552 NEWS?" [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: HEY! 103 00:06:59,552 --> 00:07:02,188 >> Jimmy: HEY, FINALLY, GUYS, IT'S TUESDAY, OF COURSE. IT'S TIME FOR "WETWEET"! 104 00:07:02,188 --> 00:07:02,489 IT'S TIME FOR "WETWEET"! HERE WE GO 105 00:07:05,525 --> 00:07:06,226 * 106 00:07:06,226 --> 00:07:12,232 * WETWEET WETWEET * >> Jimmy: WELCOME TO "WETWEET. 107 00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:17,270 THIS IS WHERE WE AS A GROUP DECIDE SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD POST ON TWITTER. 108 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:19,272 I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU FIVE DIFFERENT TWEETS AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO VOTE ON WHETHER YOU 109 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:22,409 LIKE EACH ONE OR NOT YOU ALL HAVE VOTING CLICKERS IN YOUR SEATS 110 00:07:22,409 --> 00:07:26,780 YOU CAN ALL VOTE FOR THEM. YOU CAN VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM, YOU CAN VOTE FOR NONE OF THEM. 111 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:29,049 YOU PICK WHICH ONE YOU -- YOU ENJOY -- >> Steve: YEP. 112 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:31,818 >> Jimmy: -- AND YOU PRESS THE GREEN ONE. THUMBS UP IF YOU LIKE IT 113 00:07:31,818 --> 00:07:35,522 THUMBS DOWN IF YOU DO NOT LIKE IT THEY'RE PRETTY GOOD. 114 00:07:35,522 --> 00:07:38,692 I THINK -- I THINK I KNOW WHICH ONE IS GOING TO GO >> Steve: REALLY 115 00:07:38,692 --> 00:07:40,326 >> Jimmy: IT COULD BE THE FIRST ONE, I THINK >> Steve: OKAY 116 00:07:40,326 --> 00:07:42,095 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHY I WANT TO WARN YOU GUYS. BECAUSE IT'S THE FIRST TIME THE 117 00:07:42,095 --> 00:07:44,164 FIRST ONE COULD BE THE ONE >> Steve: SO YOU'RE SAYING FIRST ONE AND THEN DOWNHILL. 118 00:07:44,164 --> 00:07:49,536 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO I'M JUST SAYING FIRST ONE 119 00:07:49,536 --> 00:07:51,504 SHOULD BE -- JUST DON'T LET -- DON'T SLEEP ON IT. >> Steve: OKAY 120 00:07:51,504 --> 00:07:54,207 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ROOTS, YOU -- AND HIGGINS, YOU ALL HAVE CLICKERS, 121 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:56,076 RIGHT? >> Tariq: I'VE ALREADY CAST ALL MY VOTES 122 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:58,111 >> Jimmy: NO, NO WE DIDN'T EVEN READ -- NO, NO. WE DIDN'T EVEN READ THE TWEETS 123 00:07:58,111 --> 00:08:01,648 YET. SO -- >> Steve: YOU ALREADY DID IT 124 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:04,718 >> Jimmy: WHATEVER -- NO DON'T, STOP, DUDE. STOP CLICKING ON IT. 125 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:07,687 IT DOESN'T WORK RIGHT NOW. WHATEVER -- WHATEVER TWEET GETS THE MOST LIKES, WE'RE GOING TO 126 00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:11,725 TWEET IT OUT LIVE IN THE SHOW SO THAT YOU CAN ALL LIKE IT AND THEN "WETWEET" IT. 127 00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:17,030 [ AUDIENCE OOHS >> SNAP. >> Jimmy: "OH, SNAP" IS ON 128 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:19,699 WEDNESDAYS >> Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 129 00:08:19,699 --> 00:08:22,202 >> Jimmy: THIS IS "WETWEET." HERE WE GO ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS? 130 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:26,906 THE FIRST TWEET IS, "HOW COME I ALWAYS WAKE UP ABOUT TWO HOURS BEFORE MY FACE?" 131 00:08:26,906 --> 00:08:30,176 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH * 132 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:33,346 >> Jimmy: NOW, SAYING IT - >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: SAYING IT OUT LOUD 133 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,548 >> Steve: YOU DON'T OWN THAT ONE. YOU WANT TO -- 134 00:08:35,548 --> 00:08:37,784 >> Jimmy: SAYING IT OUT LOUD I DON'T KNOW I STILL GOT TO GET MY VOTE IN 135 00:08:37,784 --> 00:08:40,053 THERE. >> Steve: YEAH YOU GOT TO VOTE "YES." 136 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:42,422 >> Jimmy: I ENJOYED IT YEAH, I LIKE THAT ONE. I COULD READ THAT AND ENJOY IT 137 00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:44,190 AND GO, "THAT'S FUNNY. >> Steve: OH, I LIKE THAT TWEET. 138 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:46,159 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU GOT THE, KIND OF, JUST WOKE UP FACE >> Steve: YEAH 139 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:48,862 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LIKE IT. >> Steve: COOL >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE 140 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:51,064 GO THE VOTES ARE IN LET'S SEE THE RESULTS FROM THIS 141 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:54,234 ONE. >> Steve: OH, MY GOD [ SAD TUBA ] 142 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:55,669 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME? >> Steve: WOW. 143 00:08:55,669 --> 00:08:57,637 >> Jimmy: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME AFTER I WARNED YOU THAT IT MIGHT BE -- 144 00:08:57,637 --> 00:08:59,906 >> Steve: THEY TURNED ON YOU FAST >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THIS NEXT 145 00:08:59,906 --> 00:09:02,108 ONE IS "WHAT IS THE FOOD WITH THE BEST 'SOUNDS TERRIBLE/TASTES GREAT' RATIO 146 00:09:02,108 --> 00:09:06,479 MY PICK IS 'DUMPLINGS.'" [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, NOW YOU HOPE -- NOW YOU 147 00:09:06,479 --> 00:09:10,750 WISH YOU VOTED FOR THAT FIRST ONE. [ LAUGHTER ] 148 00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:14,120 ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. THERE YOU GO 149 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:17,290 THESE WERE ALL BAD >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: THEY DIDN'T LIKE THAT 150 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:21,127 ONE EITHER "DUMPLINGS." >> Steve: "DUMPLINGS." 151 00:09:21,127 --> 00:09:23,029 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THIS NEXT ONE IS "THE BOOKMARK ISN'T WHERE I LEFT OFF -- IT'S WHERE 152 00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:29,536 I LEFT." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WHAT 153 00:09:29,536 --> 00:09:31,938 SO THEY STOPPED READING THE BOOK >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT 154 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:33,473 >> Steve: WAIT >> Jimmy: "THAT'S NOT WHERE I LEFT OFF 155 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:35,875 THAT'S WHERE I LEFT. >> Steve: "YEAH, I'M OUT OF HERE." 156 00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:38,945 >> Jimmy: YEAH ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS 157 00:09:38,945 --> 00:09:43,049 ONE. ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 158 00:09:43,049 --> 00:09:46,586 * A LOT OF READERS A LOT OF READERS OUT THERE 159 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,888 >> Steve: THAT'S THE WINNER WITH 115, RIGHT. >> Jimmy: 115 IS THE WINNER, 160 00:09:48,888 --> 00:09:50,523 YEAH, YEAH WELL, WE GOT TWO MORE LEFT, RIGHT? 161 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:55,061 >> Steve: OKAY, THANK GOD. >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 162 00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:57,097 THAT COULD BE THE WINNER >> Steve: YEAH HECK, YEAH 163 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,499 THAT ONE'S FINE. >> Jimmy: THEY'RE ALL FUN. >> Steve: THEY'RE ALL FINE 164 00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:03,436 >> Jimmy: YEAH THIS ONE IS, "A FUN GAME IS TO PAUSE 'STRANGER THINGS' AND 165 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,271 RANK ALL THE THINGS ON THE SCREEN IN ORDER OF STRANGENESS. 166 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:13,079 * YEAH ALL RIGHT, I'M KIND OF GOOD 167 00:10:13,079 --> 00:10:16,683 WITH THAT VOTE THERE I DON'T KNOW I'M NOT FEELING GREAT ABOUT 168 00:10:16,683 --> 00:10:20,186 THAT ONE LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. >> Steve: I SAY 116. 169 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:23,556 >> Jimmy: 110! [ SAD TUBA ] THAT'S A DEAD HEAT RIGHT THERE 170 00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:26,393 WOW. >> Steve: WOW, THIS IS SPLIT UP 171 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:29,129 >> Jimmy: A VERY DIVIDED AUDIENCE THEY KNOW WHAT THEY WANT 172 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,563 >> Steve: YEAH, AND IT'S NOT THESE. [ LAUGHTER ] 173 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:32,198 >> Jimmy: THEY'RE WAITING FOR NUMBER FIVE. >> Steve: NUMBER FIVE'S THE 174 00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:35,802 WINNER >> Jimmy: ALL CHIPS ARE -- >> Steve: YES, ALL IN. 175 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:38,571 >> Jimmy: I THINK WE KNOW THIS ONE IS GOING TO BE THE ONE >> Steve: I'M GOING TO VOTE 176 00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:40,273 NOW. >> Jimmy: NO, DON'T VOTE WAIT 'TIL I READ IT. 177 00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:44,611 [ LAUGHTER ] LAST ONE IS "BETWEEN CHAIRS, COUCHES AND LOVESEATS, I THINK 178 00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:48,048 I KNOW WHICH ONE THE INVENTER HOOKED UP ON." THERE YOU GO 179 00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:52,419 [ LAUGHTER ] COME ON. >> Steve: OH, THAT'S SPICY 180 00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:56,456 >> Jimmy: THAT'S SPICY, YEAH THAT'S A SPICY ONE, THERE. PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING. 181 00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:58,658 THE ROOTS WERE PLAYING A LITTLE GROOVE TO IT EVERYONE'S KIND OF INTO THAT 182 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,493 ONE. I THINK THIS IS GOING TO BE THE ONE. 183 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:03,797 * >> Tariq: GET IT ON. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S YOUR GUESS? 184 00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:05,865 >> Steve: I'M GOING TO SAY THIS IS NUMBER ONE. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU GOING TO SAY, 185 00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:07,300 LIKE, WHAT LIKE, 188? >> Steve: I'M GOING TO SAY NO. 186 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:09,135 BECAUSE WITH THIS, I'M SAYING 126 >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO SAY THIS 187 00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:13,173 IS IN THE 150, 160 RANGE >> Steve: 160? >> Tariq: I'M GOING TO GO AHEAD 188 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:16,142 AND SAY 220. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU'RE SAYING 100% OF 189 00:11:16,142 --> 00:11:18,878 THE AUDIENCE VOTED FOR IT? >> Steve: YEAH >> Tariq: YEAH 190 00:11:18,878 --> 00:11:21,815 >> Jimmy: OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: 100%, EVERYBODY VOTED 191 00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:24,551 FOR IT >> Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW WHO ALL IN THE AUDIENCE TONGIHT? 192 00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:26,619 >> Steve: WHAT'S THAT? >> Jimmy: DUSTY JOHNSON. [ LAUGHTER ] 193 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:29,356 >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: HE'S HERE TONIGHT. >> Steve: HE'S THE ONE WHO 194 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:32,959 HOOKED UP ON THE LOVESEAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH NO, IT WAS THE COUCH 195 00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:35,595 >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: CAN WE SEE THE RESULTS? 196 00:11:35,595 --> 00:11:39,432 [ DRUM ROLL * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 197 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:42,168 [ DING ] [ DING ] >> Steve: OH, SNAP 198 00:11:42,168 --> 00:11:43,670 OH >> Jimmy: DUDE, YOU ALMOST GOT IT 199 00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:47,173 202. THAT'S THE WINNER RIGHT THERE. I WILL POST THIS DURING THE 200 00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:50,777 COMMERCIAL BREAK IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED, GIVE IT A LIKE 201 00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:55,115 GIVE IT A WETWEET AND ENJOY. WHAT A SHOW TONIGHT. MELISSA McCARTHY IS HERE 202 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:59,786 TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HENRY WINKLER IS ON THE SHOW 203 00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:04,691 TONIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FROM THE NEW MARVEL SERIES, 204 00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:09,696 "MS. MARVEL," IMAN VELLANI IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 205 00:12:09,696 --> 00:12:14,934 AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM MARCUS KING THIS EVENING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 206 00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:17,570 STICK AROUND WHEN WE COME ON BACK, WE'RE PLAYING "WHAT'S BEHIND ME?" 207 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:20,740 WITH MELISSA McCARTHY. COME ON BACK * 208 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:28,181 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT IS BEHIND YOU 209 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:34,421 IT'S TWO VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS THAT ARE VERY FAMOUS >> OH, MARIO AND HIS PAL 210 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:38,558 >> Jimmy: YEP. IN ENGLAND, IF YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM YOU GO TO THE - 211 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:39,626 IN ENGLAND, IF YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM YOU GO TO THE - >> LOO 212 00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:58,645 WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A GAME CALLED "WHAT'S BEHIND ME?" MY PARTNER TONIGHT IS THE STAR 213 00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:03,616 OF "GOD'S FAVORITE IDIOT" ON NETFLIX. AND HOST OF HGTV'S "THE GREAT 214 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,786 GIVEBACK." PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR THE ONE AND ONLY MELISSA McCARTHY. 215 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:12,058 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH YEAH. >> OH! 216 00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:16,863 >> Jimmy: THEY LOVE YOU. COME ON NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 217 00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:24,604 WE LOVE YOU. SO GOOD TO SEE YOU >> IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO. 218 00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:26,840 >> Jimmy: HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS. MELISSA AND I WILL TAKE TURNS 219 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,875 FACING OUR BACKS TO THE CURTAIN. BEHIND THE CURTAIN WILL BE 220 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:31,611 SOMETHING NEITHER OF US HAVE SEEN BEFORE. IT COULD BE PEOPLE, OBJECTS, 221 00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,680 ANYTHING ONCE THE CURTAIN OPENS UP, YOU HAVE TO PICK UP YOUR CARD. 222 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:38,385 YOU HAVE 45 SECONDS TO TRY TO GET THE OTHER PERSON TO GUESS WHAT IS BEHIND THEM. 223 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:41,121 YOU CAN SAY ANYTHING YOU WANT, OR USE GESTURES, YOU JUST CAN'T SAY ANY OF THE WORDS ON YOUR 224 00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:45,158 CARD OKAY, MELISSA, YOU WILL BE GUESSING FIRST 225 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:48,862 SO LET'S GET INTO POSITION >> OH! OH JESUS 226 00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:51,598 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY DON'T TELL YOU ABOUT THAT PART 227 00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:55,335 >> Jimmy: THIS IS ALL OF OUR BUDGET WENT TO THIS. ALL RIGHT. 228 00:13:55,335 --> 00:14:08,882 LET'S OPEN THE CURTAIN, AND SEE WHAT IS BEHIND YOU HMM, OKAY. 229 00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:12,585 >> OH, NO! NO [ LAUGHTER ] 230 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:17,957 >> Jimmy: OKAY >> NO! THAT'S NOT A GOOD SIGN 231 00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:25,398 >> IT'S -- THE UNDEAD. >> ZOMBIE. >> Jimmy: YES. 232 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:29,969 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THEY ARE DOING -- THEY ARE DOING -- WOW 233 00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:32,505 [ CHEERS ] THEY ARE DOING -- THEY'RE DOING, A SEXY TYPE OF THING 234 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:44,517 INVOLVING A POLE [ BUZZER ] >> Jimmy: OH GOSH. 235 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:47,587 I CAN'T SAY THAT OKAY, SORRY. IT'S A - 236 00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:51,091 >> POLE DANCING? >> Jimmy: YES. AT A PLACE WHERE YOU SEE A LOT 237 00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:57,097 OF FISH TANKS -- GIANT FISH TANKS. >> AQUARIUM. 238 00:14:57,097 --> 00:15:01,234 >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT IT A ZOMBIE POLE DANCING ON AN AQUARIUM 239 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:11,177 [ DINGS * >> I THOUGHT IT WAS A PICTURE. 240 00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:14,381 >> Jimmy: I WAS SO DISTRACTED BY WHAT I SAW. I DIDN'T KNOW, WELL -- THANK 241 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:19,819 YOU. ALL RIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 242 00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:22,455 PLEASE, CLOSE THE CURTAIN. CAN WE CLOSE THE CURTAIN, SO WE DON'T SEE THAT 243 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:27,160 NOW, THAT'S SOMETHING -- >> YOU DON'T SEE THAT EVERY DAY. 244 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:30,330 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND YOU ALSO CAN'T UNSEE IT 245 00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:33,299 [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO. >> Jimmy: OKAY, NOW IT'S MY 246 00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:39,706 TURN TO GUESS. LET'S ROTATE * 247 00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:43,643 NOW, YOU HAVE THE BLUE CARD. WHEN THE CURTAINS OPEN, THE TIME WILL START. 248 00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:46,913 THEN YOU LOOK AT THE BLUE CARD YOU CAN START TALKING. BUT NOW, LET'S SEE WHAT IS 249 00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:56,322 BEHIND ME. [ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY. 250 00:15:56,322 --> 00:16:03,663 ALL RIGHT. I'M NOT MAD AT IT. IT'S A -- IT'S A -- ONE OF HIS 251 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:10,036 NAMES COULD BE FROSTY. >> Jimmy: A SNOWMAN. >> SURE. 252 00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:16,443 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND HE IS PAR-TAKING IN A COULD BE A TOBACCO ORNATE KIND OF -- 253 00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:19,412 >> Jimmy: SMOKING A BONG >> NO. >> Jimmy: VAPING 254 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:23,650 >> NO. >> Jimmy: SMOKING A JOINT? >> NO. 255 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:26,519 YOU CAN ALL SHARE FROM THIS -- >> Jimmy: A HOOKAH >> SURE. 256 00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:31,658 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S A CERTAIN - YOU DRESS UP IN COSTUMES ON 257 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:35,695 THIS DAY >> Jimmy: IT'S HALLOWEEN >> YES 258 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:38,765 >> Jimmy: IT'S A SNOWMAN SMOKING A HOOKAH ON HALLOWEEN. >> YES 259 00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:46,406 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ DINGS * 260 00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:50,076 >> Jimmy: THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE >> I LIKE HIM. >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT BAD 261 00:16:50,076 --> 00:16:53,079 THAT SHOULD BE A T-SHIRT MAYBE OR THE NEW MASCOT TO THE "TONIGHT SHOW. 262 00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:56,583 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> I FEEL LIKE I DATED THAT GUY. 263 00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:59,853 LIKE FOR SURE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OKAY, NOW, IT'S YOUR 264 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:02,355 TURN TO GUESS. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: LET'S ROTATE 265 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:06,092 * IT'S ALWAYS A LITTLE OH. * 266 00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:14,934 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT IS BEHIND YOU 267 00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:28,148 LET'S SEE WHAT'S IS BEHIND YOU [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OKAY 268 00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:35,488 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: IT'S TWO VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS THAT ARE VERY 269 00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:42,796 FAMOUS THEY'RE ITALIAN PLUMBERS >> OH, MARIO AND HIS PAL 270 00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:48,068 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> MARIO - >> Jimmy: HE HAS A GREEN HAT 271 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:51,104 IN ENGLAND IF YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM, YOU GO TO THE -- >> LOU 272 00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:53,840 >> Jimmy: MARIO AND -- >> LOUIS LOUIE. 273 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:58,078 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THEY'RE AT AN EVENT WHERE TWO PEOPLE JOIN IN 274 00:17:58,078 --> 00:18:02,282 MATRIMONY? >> A WEDDING >> Jimmy: YES, AND THEY'RE 275 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,784 PLAYING MUSIC. [ APPLAUSE ] >> THEY'RE PLAYING MUSIC 276 00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,419 THEY'RE MUSICIANS? >> Jimmy: NO BUT THEY'RE CONNECTED TO 277 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:10,023 SPEAKERS >> DEEJAY? >> Jimmy: YES, THAT IS CORRECT 278 00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:13,193 IT'S SUPER MARIO AND LUIGI [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> LUIGI 279 00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:14,627 >> Jimmy: LUIGI, DEEJAYING AT A WEDDING. THERE THEY ARE 280 00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:20,633 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * OH YEAH. 281 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:25,205 >> THAT SEEMS -- >> Jimmy: THEY'RE REALLY INTO IT 282 00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:28,942 I DON'T KNOW WHO IS INTO IT MORE MARIO OR LUIGI 283 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:32,645 THEY'RE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER THEY'RE LIKE BOTH SCRATCHING EACH OTHER'S - 284 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:37,917 I'VE HAD ENOUGH. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I THINK WE'VE HAD -- 285 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:42,288 THAT WAS NOT BAD >> IN LIKE, FOUR HOURS AND MANY DRINKS LATER, I WOULD LOVE TO 286 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:47,527 OPEN UP AND BE LIKE, "OH GOD." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OKAY, IT IS THE FINAL 287 00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:57,904 ROUND. LET'S ROTATE * 288 00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:13,553 NOW, LET'S SEE WHAT IS BEHIND ME >> OKAY -- HE'S GOT A NEED FOR 289 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:17,924 SPEED. >> Jimmy: TOM CRUISE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 290 00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:22,028 MAVERICK >> AND HE'S DOING, IT IS A A RELAXATION THING PEOPLE DO IN 291 00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:26,032 THE PARK, AND IT IT'E SIMULTANEOUS TAI CHI, SURE. 292 00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:30,370 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND HE'S DOING IT NOT ON EARTH, BUT UP - 293 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:34,841 >> Jimmy: ON THE MOON? >> WELL, WHERE IS THE MOON >> Jimmy: HE'S IN SPACE. 294 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:38,244 >> HE'S IN SPACE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 295 00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:43,149 [ DINGS WOW! LOOK AT THREE TOM CRUISES IN 296 00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:46,653 SPACE DOING TAI CHI. THAT IS MELISSA McCARTHY, EVERYBODY. 297 00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:50,590 WE ARE TALKING TO MELISSA AFTER THE BREAK, STICK AROUND. COME ON BACK 298 00:19:50,590 --> 00:20:03,503 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> SHE THOUGHT I WAS THE FONZ. 299 00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:05,805 >> Jimmy: OF COURSE, WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE THE FONZ. >> YOU DID 300 00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:08,308 >> WELL YOU ARE THE FONZ >> ALL RIGHT, THEN DON'T LOOK ME IN THE EYE. 301 00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:09,376 >> ALL RIGHT, THEN DON'T LOOK ME IN THE EYE. [ LAUGHTER ] 302 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:25,558 OSCAR-NOMINATED ACTRESS WHO STARS IN THE NEW NETFLIX SERIES "GOD'S FAVORITE IDIOT" WHICH 303 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:35,068 PREMIERES JUNE 15th. YOU CAN SEE HER NEW HGTV SHOW, "THE GREAT GIVEBACK" WHICH 304 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:37,137 PREMIERES JUNE 13th AT 9:00 P.M PLEASE WELCOME OUR PAL, 305 00:20:37,137 --> 00:20:39,739 PLEASE WELCOME OUR PAL, MELISSA McCARTHY 306 00:20:45,045 --> 00:20:54,521 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 307 00:20:54,521 --> 00:21:00,093 >> Jimmy: OH MELISSA, IT'S ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE YOU. 308 00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:02,796 YOU LOOK FANTASTIC >> WHAT A DELIGHT. >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK 309 00:21:02,796 --> 00:21:05,065 >> LOOK AT US. >> Jimmy: LOOK AT US NOW >> FACE TO FACE, GUYS. 310 00:21:05,065 --> 00:21:09,369 >> Jimmy: FACE TO FACE I FOLLOW YOU ON ALL THE SOCIALS. 311 00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:13,306 YOU'RE VERY, VERY FUNNY. YOU DID A THING A COUPLE YEARS AGO. 312 00:21:13,306 --> 00:21:14,974 I WANT TO SAY IT WAS DURING COVID WHERE YOU WERE KIND OF TALKING TO THE CREATORS OF 313 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:21,147 "THOR. THEY WERE DOING THE NEW -- THE NEXT "THOR" MOVIE. 314 00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:23,883 >> SURE. >> Jimmy: AND YOU WERE LIKE, "HI. 315 00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:26,519 YOU AND BEN, YOUR HUSBAND, WERE LIKE, "HEY, WE WOULD LOVE TO BE IN THE NEW 'THOR.' 316 00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:32,759 WE COULD DO A MONOLOGUE, PREPARE SOMETHING FOR YOU. WE'D LOVE TO BE IN IT. 317 00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:35,595 TAIKA OR CHRIS, IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS, WE CAN DO, YOU KNOW, MONOLOGUES IN CHARACTER. 318 00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:39,532 IT WAS -- IT WAS FUNNY YOU WERE CALLING MARVEL MAR-VEL, BY THE WAY. 319 00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:43,436 AND IT WAS MAKING ME LAUGH AND THEN, THERE'S A PHOTO THAT WENT AROUND ON THE INTERNET 320 00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:48,141 JUST RECENTLY. AND I DON'T -- >> WHAT WAS IT 321 00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:52,412 >> Jimmy: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT WAS. IT WAS THIS. 322 00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:57,117 IT LOOKS LIKE YOU ON THE SET OF "THOR: LOVE AND THUNDER. [ LAUGHTER ] 323 00:21:57,117 --> 00:22:01,488 AND MY QUESTION IS, IS THAT YOU? IS THIS PHOTO REAL 324 00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:06,826 >> I DON'T KNOW ANY -- YOU KNOW WHAT THAT WAS THAT WAS ME GOING TO MY COUSIN 325 00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:11,064 DAWN'S BRIDAL BOOK PARTY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DAWN IS HER NAME 326 00:22:11,064 --> 00:22:13,400 >> YEAH, DAWN. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND IT WAS HER BRIDAL BOOK PARTY. 327 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,702 THAT'S WHAT YOU DRESS LIKE >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT YOU DRESS 328 00:22:15,702 --> 00:22:17,871 LIKE - >> WELL THAT'S WHAT YOU DRESS TO GO TO A BRIDAL BOOK PARTY 329 00:22:17,871 --> 00:22:21,274 >> Jimmy: YEAH SO YOU CANNOT CONFIRM NOR DENY THIS IS -- 330 00:22:21,274 --> 00:22:25,745 >> IF THAT IS EVEN ME. IF IT IS, THAT WAS AT DAWN'S HOUSE. 331 00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:28,815 >> Jimmy: IF IT WAS, THAT WAS AT DAWN'S HOUSE. >> SHE HAD A GIRL! 332 00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:32,652 >> Jimmy: OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] THAT, LIKE, IT MAKES IT MORE 333 00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:37,891 BELIEVABLE I WANT TO TALK ABOUT - THE WEEK OF JUNE 13th, YOU HAVE 334 00:22:37,891 --> 00:22:40,927 A VERY BUSY WEEK >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE AN HGTV 335 00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:42,796 SHOW THIS IS CALLED "THE GREAT GIVEBACK." 336 00:22:42,796 --> 00:22:45,432 >> "THE GREAT GIVEBACK." >> Jimmy: IT'S YOU AND YOUR -- >> IT'S MYSELF AND MY WONDERFUL 337 00:22:45,432 --> 00:22:52,405 COUSIN, JENNA PERUSICH AND WE ARE OBSESSED WITH ALL THINGS HOUSE 338 00:22:52,405 --> 00:22:54,140 AND THEN, KIND OF AFTER THE LAST THREE YEARS, WE THOUGHT SO MUCH NOISE GOES INTO 339 00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:58,311 NEGATIVITY AND ALL THIS JUST HATE AND FIGHTING 340 00:22:58,311 --> 00:23:02,449 AND WE KNOW THAT THERE IS MORE GOOD THAN BAD. SO, I'M LIKE I WANT TO DO 341 00:23:02,449 --> 00:23:05,652 SOMETHING THAT GIVES THE MICROPHONE A CHANCE TO LAND ON ALL THE GOODNESS 342 00:23:05,652 --> 00:23:08,922 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO WE FOUND ALL THESE AMAZING, AMAZING PEOPLE THAT 343 00:23:08,922 --> 00:23:12,258 JUST GIVE AND GIVE AND GIVE. AND WE GIVE BACK TO THEM AND WE -- LIKE DO SOMETHING IN 344 00:23:12,258 --> 00:23:17,097 THEIR HOUSE THAT WOULD REALLY KIND OF IMPROVE THEIR WORLD. >> Jimmy: THAT IS SO - 345 00:23:17,097 --> 00:23:19,399 THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE SHOULD BE DOING. JUST HELPING EACH OTHER AND 346 00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:22,369 GIVING BACK. >> IT'S BEEN LOVELY TO HAVE SUCH A GREAT REMINDER THAT 347 00:23:22,369 --> 00:23:27,207 THERE IS MORE GOOD IT'S JUST NOT AS LOUD. SO, WE'RE TRYING TO GET IT OUT 348 00:23:27,207 --> 00:23:30,076 THERE. >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. >> SPREAD IT AROUND. 349 00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:35,148 >> Jimmy: GOOD FOR YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SPEAKING OF MORE JOY AND MORE 350 00:23:35,148 --> 00:23:39,853 GOOD, THIS THING IS FUNNY. THERE'S A NEW NETFLIX SERIES CALLED "GOD'S FAVORITE IDIOT." 351 00:23:39,853 --> 00:23:44,657 THIS JUNE 15th >> THIS IS WHAT -- THIS IS WHAT IS GOING ON IN BEN'S HEAD. 352 00:23:44,657 --> 00:23:48,261 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I'LL LEAVE IT AT THAT >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT THIS IS -- 353 00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:51,765 HE TOLD ME HAD THIS IDEA LIKE 20 YEARS AGO >> YEAH, HE WROTE A BOOK CALLED 354 00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:55,101 "GOD'S FAVORITE IDIOT" IN 2004 LIKE, WHEN I FIRST MET HIM, HE'S LIKE, "YOU WANT TO READ MY 355 00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:58,304 BOOK?" WHICH I -- I DIDN'T KNOW HE LITERALLY MEANT THAT 356 00:23:58,304 --> 00:24:01,274 SO I WAS LIKE, "SURE." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHATEVER YOU MEAN, 357 00:24:01,274 --> 00:24:02,575 YEAH >> AND THEN HE HANDED ME A A BOOK 358 00:24:02,575 --> 00:24:06,079 I WAS LIKE, "OH, OKAY" >> Jimmy: "OH, YOU REALLY WANT ME TO READ YOUR BOOK 359 00:24:06,079 --> 00:24:08,381 WOW. >> AND, YOU KNOW, IT WAS WEIRD AND FUNNY BUT REALLY SWEET 360 00:24:08,381 --> 00:24:13,286 AND THEN HE JUST PUT IT AWAY LIKE, PUT IT IN A DRAWER AND THEN DID NOTHING WITH IT 361 00:24:13,286 --> 00:24:17,057 AND ABOUT THREE YEARS AGO, I ALWAYS LOVED THE CONCEPT OF IT SO WE STARTED TALKING ABOUT IT 362 00:24:17,057 --> 00:24:20,593 AND IT KIND OF MORPHED INTO WHAT THIS LOVELY SHOW IS >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND IT'S 363 00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:22,529 BASICALLY, IF GOD, THE CHOSEN ONE, GOD FINDS SOMEONE ON EARTH AND IS LIKE, "YEAH, YOU'RE THE 364 00:24:22,529 --> 00:24:28,068 ONE -- >> PICKS A VERY UNDERSTATED, KIND OF AVERAGE, VERY SWEET GUY 365 00:24:28,068 --> 00:24:37,644 TO, KIND OF, BE THE ONE TO GET THE WORD OUT AND TRY TO, KIND OF -- TRY TO SAVE THE WORLD. 366 00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:41,815 AND THEN IT'S ALL THE KIND OF LOGISTICAL THINGS OF LIKE WHO'S GOING TO BELIEVE YOU 367 00:24:41,815 --> 00:24:45,952 HOW DO YOU MENTION IT? WHAT'S YOUR PLATFORM LIKE, ALL THE THINGS THAT, LIKE 368 00:24:45,952 --> 00:24:48,688 WHAT WOULD YOU REALLY DO IF YOUR NEIGHBOR PAUL WAS LIKE, "BY THE WAY, GOD'S CHOSEN ME TO 369 00:24:48,688 --> 00:24:54,828 SAVE THE WORLD." YOU'D BE LIKE, "OKAY, PAUL." >> Jimmy: "OKAY, PAUL, LET'S 370 00:24:54,828 --> 00:24:57,530 TALK TOMORROW. LET'S TALK TOMORROW. >> "ALL RIGHT, CLARK." 371 00:24:57,530 --> 00:25:00,166 YOU KNOW, SO -- BUT IT'S SO WEIRD. IT'S THIS GROUP OF LIKE JUST 372 00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:06,072 COMEDY ASSASSINS AND IT'S JUST BEEN A BLAST >> Jimmy: THE SHOW'S FUN 373 00:25:06,072 --> 00:25:08,408 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S MELISSA McCARTHY IN "GOD'S FAVORITE IDIOT. 374 00:25:08,408 --> 00:25:08,875 "GOD'S FAVORITE IDIOT. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 375 00:25:10,477 --> 00:25:11,211 NIGHT. 376 00:25:11,211 --> 00:25:15,482 AND I DO WANT TO JUST BE COMPLETELY OPEN AND HONEST I JUST WANT TO PREFACE THE 377 00:25:15,482 --> 00:25:20,153 WHOLE THING BY SAYING, "YES, DID I COCAINE TWICE LAST WEEK. BUT I DID ZERO COCAINE 378 00:25:20,153 --> 00:25:24,090 PRECEDING THE EVENT THAT I'M ABOUT TO DESCRIBE. >> JESUS 379 00:25:24,090 --> 00:25:26,059 >> I ALSO ACCIDENTALLY ROOFIED MYSELF LAST NIGHT, TOO BUT I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S 380 00:25:26,059 --> 00:25:29,662 REALLY RELEVANT. >> HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY ROOFIE YOURSELF? 381 00:25:29,662 --> 00:25:31,598 >> IT'S A LOT EASIER THAN YOU THINK. I WAS AT A RESTAURANT, MINDING 382 00:25:31,598 --> 00:25:35,168 MY OWN BUSINESS. I'M SITTING AT THE BAR I'M SCROLLING MY LIVE PANDA 383 00:25:35,168 --> 00:25:38,972 FEED FROM CHINA THAT I LOVE. AND I SEE THIS GUY HE'S LOOKING AT ME 384 00:25:38,972 --> 00:25:42,075 AND THEN I'M LIKE, "HE LIKES WHAT HE SEES." SO, I GO IN MY POCKET, PULL OUT 385 00:25:42,075 --> 00:25:45,311 A MINT POP THE MINT IT'S NOT A MINT. 386 00:25:45,311 --> 00:25:47,280 IT'S A BETA BLOCKER. SO, I WASH THAT DOWN WITH FOUR TO SIX TEQUILAS. 387 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:50,450 AND THEN I TRY TO ORDER SOME FOOD TO KIND OF RIGHT THE SHIP THIS RESTAURANT DOES NOT SERVE 388 00:25:50,450 --> 00:25:53,086 FOOD >> WERE YOU AT A BAR >> I WAS AT A BAR. 389 00:25:53,086 --> 00:25:56,656 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S WHERE I WAS 390 00:25:56,656 --> 00:25:58,858 MELISSA McCARTHY, EVERYBODY. "GOD'S FAVORITE IDIOT" IS ON NETFLIX JUNE 15th. 391 00:25:58,858 --> 00:26:02,228 HENRY WINKLER JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 392 00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:25,218 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN 393 00:26:25,218 --> 00:26:28,621 EMMY-WINNING ICON WHO STARS IN THE HIT SERIES "BARRY. THE SEASON THREE FINALE AIRS 394 00:26:28,621 --> 00:26:33,426 THIS SUNDAY ON HBO, AND IT IS GOOD HE IS AMAZING IN THIS. 395 00:26:33,426 --> 00:26:35,328 PLEASE WELCOME HENRY WINKLER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 396 00:26:37,430 --> 00:26:56,683 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 397 00:26:56,683 --> 00:27:00,420 >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE. HENRY WINKLER, RIGHT THERE, 398 00:27:00,420 --> 00:27:05,225 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OH, MY GOODNESS, I LOVE YOU. HENRY WINKLER. 399 00:27:05,225 --> 00:27:08,294 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "BARRY. >> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT? 400 00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:11,031 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS SEASON. >> JAMES FALLON, LADIES AND 401 00:27:11,031 --> 00:27:14,634 GENTLEMEN. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT HOW GOOD YOU ARE 402 00:27:14,634 --> 00:27:17,904 NOT ONLY ARE YOU A PHENOMENAL ACTOR, AND JUST A GREAT PERSON >> THANK YOU 403 00:27:17,904 --> 00:27:20,540 >> Jimmy: GOSH, I LOVE YOUR WIFE STACEY, TOO SO MUCH, BY THE WAY. 404 00:27:20,540 --> 00:27:22,809 I'M -- REALLY, I'M IN LOVE WITH HER. SHE'S UNBELIEVABLE 405 00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:24,377 >> YEAH. LIVE WITH HER. >> Jimmy: YOU'VE WRITTEN -- 406 00:27:24,377 --> 00:27:28,148 YOU'VE CRUSHED THE CHILDREN'S BOOK GAME. >> AND OUR NEWEST ONE IS COMING 407 00:27:28,148 --> 00:27:35,488 OUT NEXT YEAR, ABOUT A LITTLE DUCKLING A BABY LITTLE DUCKLING, LIVES 408 00:27:35,488 --> 00:27:38,058 ON A POND IN NEW HAMPSHIRE, AND SHE DREAMS ABOUT BEING A A DETECTIVE. 409 00:27:38,058 --> 00:27:42,462 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT NOW YOU'RE WRITING -- HENRY, YOU'RE 410 00:27:42,462 --> 00:27:47,200 WRITING YOUR MEMOIR. >> BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SO NERVOUS ABOUT IT 411 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,636 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE I THOUGHT MAYBE THERE WOULD BE A CHAPTER OF, SOMEONE WOULD 412 00:27:49,636 --> 00:27:55,508 YELL OUT A CELEBRITY >> Jimmy: IF I NAME A NAME, COULD YOU HAVE A STORY 413 00:27:55,508 --> 00:27:58,345 >> GO AHEAD. GIVE ME A NAME >> Jimmy: CHER 414 00:27:58,345 --> 00:28:00,413 >> CHER. CHER CALLED ME ONCE AND INVITED ME - 415 00:28:00,413 --> 00:28:02,716 >> Jimmy: THIS IS AMAZING. >> NO, TRULY >> Jimmy: THESE ARE REAL 416 00:28:02,716 --> 00:28:06,319 STORIES? >> REAL STORIES. SHE INVITED ME -- SHE USED TO 417 00:28:06,319 --> 00:28:08,855 HAVE GREAT SKATING PARTIES IN L.A. >> Jimmy: OKAY 418 00:28:08,855 --> 00:28:12,659 >> SO, SHE CALLED ME UP AND SHE SAID, "CAN I TALK TO HENRY?" I SAID, "HI, THIS IS HENRY." 419 00:28:12,659 --> 00:28:15,729 SHE SAID, "YOU DON'T SOUND LIKE HENRY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 420 00:28:15,729 --> 00:28:19,866 I SAID, "NO, NO, NO, IT IS HENRY. SHE THOUGHT I WAS THE FONZ 421 00:28:19,866 --> 00:28:22,068 >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE THE FONZ 422 00:28:22,068 --> 00:28:24,137 >> YOU DID >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU ARE THE FONZ 423 00:28:24,137 --> 00:28:26,439 >> ALL RIGHT, THEN DON'T LOOK ME IN THE EYE. [ LAUGHTER ] 424 00:28:26,439 --> 00:28:29,175 >> Jimmy: HAHA, WOW! YES! * 425 00:28:29,175 --> 00:28:33,880 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S IT RIGHT THERE. THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT 426 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:38,351 SO CHER CALLS YOU, AND SAYS, "YOU DON'T SOUND LIKE -- >> YES 427 00:28:38,351 --> 00:28:41,054 YES, SHE SOUNDED LIKE THAT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "YOU DON'T SOUND LIKE 428 00:28:41,054 --> 00:28:44,791 HENRY. >> THAT'S TRUE * YOU DON'T SOUND LIK 429 00:28:44,791 --> 00:28:49,062 YOU ARE THE FONZ * >> Jimmy: SHE SAID THAT? >> SHE SAID THAT 430 00:28:49,062 --> 00:28:53,800 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: YOU DO THE SHOW "BARRY," AND YOU WON AN EMMY 431 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:57,370 FOR IT AND WE ALL LOVED IT -- OH MY GOSH 432 00:28:57,370 --> 00:29:00,540 YOU KNOW EVERYONE LOVES YOU. SO -- BUT THE ACTING WAS FANTASTIC. 433 00:29:00,540 --> 00:29:03,176 YOU WERE GREAT, AND BILL HADER WAS GREAT. THIS SEASON -- 434 00:29:03,176 --> 00:29:05,812 >> HE'S GENIUS >> Jimmy: YOU TOOK A -- YOU TOOK IT TO A NEW LEVEL OF 435 00:29:05,812 --> 00:29:09,849 ACTING >> WELL, FIRST OF ALL, IF IT AIN'T ON THE PAGE, IT AIN'T ON 436 00:29:09,849 --> 00:29:14,554 THE STAGE. >> Jimmy: OKAY >> SO THE WRITING, ALEC BERG, 437 00:29:14,554 --> 00:29:17,724 AND BILL, AND THE -- AND LIZ, AND DUFFY, AND ALL OF THE WRITERS ARE AMAZING. 438 00:29:17,724 --> 00:29:23,396 >> Jimmy: AND WHAT YOU GOT TO DO WITH THIS CHARACTER >> OH, MY GOODNESS 439 00:29:23,396 --> 00:29:26,900 AND I WANT TO SAY THIS SUNDAY IS THE FINAL, RIGHT? OF THIRD SEASON. 440 00:29:26,900 --> 00:29:31,304 >> Jimmy: YEP. >> AND I'M -- I'M WILLING TO GO SO FAR TO SAY THERE IS A SCENE 441 00:29:31,304 --> 00:29:40,447 THAT MIGHT BE THE MOST INTENSE WORK I HAVE EVER DONE SINCE THE BEGINNING OF MY CAREER IN 1970 442 00:29:40,447 --> 00:29:44,818 >> Jimmy: REALLY >> YES >> Jimmy: AND HOW IS THAT -- 443 00:29:44,818 --> 00:29:48,221 >> AND BILL TOOK ME THERE. BECAUSE AT HOME, I REHEARSE THE SCENE. 444 00:29:48,221 --> 00:29:51,858 I THINK I'VE GOT IT DOWN AND THEN I GET TO THE SET AND I REALIZE, I WAS IN PERU, AND HE 445 00:29:51,858 --> 00:30:00,433 WOULD LIKE ME IN BANGLADESH. HE TAKES ME TO A PLACE I HAD NEVER THOUGHT OF 446 00:30:00,433 --> 00:30:02,535 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I LOVE HOW YOU PUT IT THAT WAY 447 00:30:02,535 --> 00:30:04,704 THIS IS ALL GOING TO GO IN THE MEMOIR I CAN'T WAIT TO READ THIS 448 00:30:04,704 --> 00:30:07,774 THING. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP >> DO YOU WANT TO WRITE IT 449 00:30:07,774 --> 00:30:09,843 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YES, I DO. HERE IS HENRY WINKLER IN 450 00:30:09,843 --> 00:30:12,112 "BARRY." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 451 00:30:12,645 --> 00:30:14,647 >> HOW DO YOU FEEL >> LIKE A GHOST. >> WRONG 452 00:30:14,647 --> 00:30:16,850 HOW DO YOU FEEL? >> EMBARRASSED >> SHE'S RIGHT 453 00:30:16,850 --> 00:30:24,491 OKAY, NOW DO THE SCENE >> DOCTOR, THE GENERATORS ARE DOWN 454 00:30:24,491 --> 00:30:26,793 IF WE DON'T GET THE ELECTRICITY BACK IN THE PARK, THE DINOSAURS WILL ESCAPE. 455 00:30:26,793 --> 00:30:29,429 >> LET'S SPLIT UP. >> STOP. ALL RIGHT, DO YOU SEE THE 456 00:30:29,429 --> 00:30:31,264 DIFFERENCE HUH? IT IS ALL IN THE BODY. 457 00:30:31,264 --> 00:30:34,000 IT'S MUCH MORE REAL. NOW I BELIEVE SHE'S GOT THE CODE 458 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,070 HE'S GOING TO RIDE THE DINOSAUR IT WILL ALL BE FINE. 459 00:30:37,070 --> 00:30:40,674 YOU'VE TO EMBRACE YOUR EMBARRASSMENT. "I WANT A LOLLIPOP 460 00:30:40,674 --> 00:30:44,611 I WANT IT TO BE PURPLE." DO I LOOK LIKE A FOOL? NOT MY PROBLEM 461 00:30:44,611 --> 00:30:48,214 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT 462 00:30:48,214 --> 00:30:50,717 HENRY WINKLER. CHECK OUT THE SEASON FINALE OF "BARRY" THIS SUNDAY ON HBO AND 463 00:30:50,717 --> 00:30:57,390 HBO MAX. YOU SMELL GREAT, BY THE WAY. YOU'RE A STUD. 464 00:30:57,390 --> 00:31:00,060 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH IMAN VELLANI STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 465 00:31:00,060 --> 00:31:22,882 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS THE 466 00:31:22,882 --> 00:31:26,820 STAR OF THE NEW MARVEL SERIES, "MS. MARVEL. IT PREMIERES TOMORROW ON DISNEY 467 00:31:26,820 --> 00:31:30,457 PLUS EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME, IMAN VELLANI 468 00:31:30,457 --> 00:31:30,490 EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME, IMAN VELLANI 469 00:31:33,860 --> 00:31:45,405 * * 470 00:31:45,405 --> 00:31:49,342 >> Jimmy: WELCOME. WELCOME TO THE TONIGHT SHOW. IT IS GREAT TO MEET YOU. 471 00:31:49,342 --> 00:31:52,612 >> YEAH. YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 472 00:31:52,612 --> 00:31:55,482 THIS IS WEIRD. >> Jimmy: I'M VERY -- I WANT TO KNOW YOUR STORY. 473 00:31:55,482 --> 00:31:58,451 I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. BECAUSE I KNOW YOU NOW FROM 474 00:31:58,451 --> 00:32:02,789 "MS. MARVEL. BUT THIS IS YOUR FIRST ACTING GIG STRAIGHT OUT OF HIGH 475 00:32:02,789 --> 00:32:07,827 SCHOOL >> HELL YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 476 00:32:07,827 --> 00:32:10,330 >> Jimmy: HOW DOES IT HAPPEN AND I LOVE THAT IT HAPPENED. AND I LOVE THAT IT HAPPENED TO 477 00:32:10,330 --> 00:32:13,066 YOU. BUT EXPLAIN TO EVERYONE. YOU GOT A -- WAS IT -- 478 00:32:13,066 --> 00:32:16,336 >> WHAT'S APP. >> Jimmy: YOU GOT A WHAT'S APP >> WHAT'S APP. 479 00:32:16,336 --> 00:32:19,105 I GOT A WHAT'S APP MY -- MY AUNT FORWARDED ME A A WHAT'S APP OF THE CASTING 480 00:32:19,105 --> 00:32:23,677 CALL SUPER SKETCHY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT CASTING CALLS 481 00:32:23,677 --> 00:32:25,545 LOOK LIKE. BUT I'M LIKE OBSESSED WITH MARVEL 482 00:32:25,545 --> 00:32:27,614 OBSESSED WITH MS. MARVEL I READ ALL THE COMICS IN HIGH SCHOOL 483 00:32:27,614 --> 00:32:34,187 DRESSED UP AS HER ON HALLOWEEN >> Jimmy: THIS IS YOU ON HALLOWEEN, BY THE WAY. 484 00:32:34,187 --> 00:32:36,690 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THIS IS -- [ AUDIENCE AWWs 485 00:32:36,690 --> 00:32:38,658 SO, I MEAN, THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE THAT IT'S ACTUALLY REAL AND HAPPENING 486 00:32:38,658 --> 00:32:41,294 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I MEAN, IT'S CRAZY HOW COOL 487 00:32:41,294 --> 00:32:42,929 AND I LOVE YOUR AUNT, BY THE WAY. AND SENT YOU THIS THING. 488 00:32:42,929 --> 00:32:44,564 AND THIS IS IT CASTING SEARCH FOR "MS. MARVEL. 489 00:32:44,564 --> 00:32:47,200 >> IS THAT NOT A SCAM? >> Jimmy: I MEAN, IT LOOKS -- YEAH 490 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,602 THAT KIND OF COULD BE EASILY BE FAKE >> TOTALLY 491 00:32:49,602 --> 00:32:51,771 >> Jimmy: BUT IT WASN'T. >> NO. I SENT IN A VERY ACADEMIC 492 00:32:51,771 --> 00:32:54,174 RESUME AND THE ONLY HEADSHOT I HAD WAS LIKE, "I DID 30 HOURS OF 493 00:32:54,174 --> 00:32:59,312 COMMUNITY SERVICE AND -- BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT GETS YOU ROLES. 494 00:32:59,312 --> 00:33:04,050 YEAH, AND I SENT THEM MY SELF-TAPE AT LIKE 3:00 AM. WASN'T GOING TO DO IT. 495 00:33:04,050 --> 00:33:06,419 AND THEN THE NEXT DAY, I GET A A CALL THEY'RE LIKE, "DO YOU HAVE A 496 00:33:06,419 --> 00:33:08,488 A LAWYER WE WANT TO FLY TO L.A. AND I WAS LIKE, "I HAVE A MATH 497 00:33:08,488 --> 00:33:10,590 TEST BUT COULD WE LIKE -- WE'LL FIGURE THIS OUT. 498 00:33:10,590 --> 00:33:13,860 OKAY." >> Jimmy AND NOW - NOW THAT YOU'RE IN THE MCU, DID 499 00:33:13,860 --> 00:33:19,532 YOU KNOW SECRETS AND STUFF THAT YOU'RE NOT - THAT WE DON'T KNOW 500 00:33:19,532 --> 00:33:22,068 OH, WOW. >> I KNOW SECRETS. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW SECRETS 501 00:33:22,068 --> 00:33:24,070 >> WELL, I WOULD LIKE TO THINK I KNOW SECRETS I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH THEY'RE 502 00:33:24,070 --> 00:33:27,307 LIKE HUMORING ME BUT, I THINK I KNOW SECRETS. IT'S LIKE POWER, YOU KNOW? 503 00:33:27,307 --> 00:33:29,609 THE FIRST TIME WITH PEOPLE, IT'S LIKE MONEY AND FAME FOR ME, IT'S LIKE MCU SECRETS. 504 00:33:29,609 --> 00:33:32,779 >> Jimmy: REALLY SO, YOU KNOW - >> I'M SET 505 00:33:32,779 --> 00:33:34,714 YEAH >> Jimmy: LIKE, CAN YOU TELL ME A SECRET THAT YOU KNEW, THAT IS 506 00:33:34,714 --> 00:33:39,886 OUT NOW BUT YOU COULDN'T TELL? >> NO. BUT, LIKE TOM HOLLAND -- 507 00:33:39,886 --> 00:33:43,923 FIRST TIME I MET HIM, THAT WAS EMBARRASING. NO, WE WERE TRYING TO GET THIS 508 00:33:43,923 --> 00:33:45,792 TO HAPPEN. BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE MY LAST DAY, YOU KNOW, FILMING IN THE 509 00:33:45,792 --> 00:33:52,966 ATLANTA STAGES BEFORE WE MOVED ON TO LOCATION AND HE -- I WAS LIKE, HALF 510 00:33:52,966 --> 00:33:55,101 DRESSED, ABOUT TO GET ON MY SUPER SUIT AND THEY WERE LIKE, "OH, WE 511 00:33:55,101 --> 00:33:56,936 NEED YOU IN MAKE-UP. AND I WAS LIKE, "OKAY, OKAY. I'LL JUST THROW THIS GIANT 512 00:33:56,936 --> 00:34:01,041 PUFFY JACKET." AND I'M IN MAKE-UP AND WE GET A KNOCK 513 00:34:01,041 --> 00:34:04,144 AND THEY'RE LIKE, "SOMEONE WANTS TO MEET YOU. AND I'M LIKE, "NO! 514 00:34:04,144 --> 00:34:06,880 AND LIKE OKAY. AND SO, TOM HOLLAND CAME IN AND I WAS LIKE THIS THE ENTIRE 515 00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:11,918 TIME AND HE GOES, "SO -- ABOUT? AND I'M LIKE, "OH, WHAT'S 516 00:34:11,918 --> 00:34:15,388 SPIDER-MAN ABOUT?" CAUSE I'M TRYING TO BE SMART WITH HIM 517 00:34:15,388 --> 00:34:17,057 AND HE FULLY JUST LIKE SHOWS ME A PHOTO OF LIKE HIM WITH ANDREW GARFIELD AND 518 00:34:17,057 --> 00:34:23,396 TOBY McGUIRE AND I WAS LIKE, "DUDE! [ LAUGHTER ] 519 00:34:23,396 --> 00:34:25,365 >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE SPOILER RIGHT THERE. THAT IS THE SPOILER. 520 00:34:25,365 --> 00:34:29,502 WOW! CAN WE TALK ABOUT "MS. MARVEL" AND WHAT THE SHOW IS ABOUT 521 00:34:29,502 --> 00:34:32,339 I KNOW IT'S A COMING OF AGE STORY ABOUT A GIRL DEALING WITH GETTING -- 522 00:34:32,339 --> 00:34:34,774 >> I CAN DO MORE THAN THAT OKAY KAMALA KHAN, 16-YEAR-OLD KID 523 00:34:34,774 --> 00:34:39,679 FROM JERSEY CITY AND SHE'S OBSESSED WITH THE AVENGERS 524 00:34:39,679 --> 00:34:42,282 OBSESSED WITH THE -- THE SIMPLICITY OF A HERO'S LIFE. THEY FIGHT CRIME 525 00:34:42,282 --> 00:34:44,951 THEY LOOK COOL DOING IT. AND, YOU KNOW, CAPTAIN MARVEL DOESN'T REALLY HAVE TO DEAL 526 00:34:44,951 --> 00:34:49,723 WITH BOYS OR RELIGION OR HIGH SCHOOL OR GROWING PAINS OR CULTURE OR FAMILY DRAMA. 527 00:34:49,723 --> 00:34:53,993 THE LIST GOES ON >> Jimmy: OF COURSE NOT. >> NO. 528 00:34:53,993 --> 00:34:56,096 SO, YEAH, SHE KIND OF PINES FOR THAT LIFE AND NOW SHE HAS SUPER POWERS 529 00:34:56,096 --> 00:35:00,233 SO, THAT'S COOL AND -- >> Jimmy: DO WE GET TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS? 530 00:35:00,233 --> 00:35:02,902 >> WE GET TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS. AND SHE BECOMES THIS, LIKE, BADASS VERSION OF WHAT A HERO 531 00:35:02,902 --> 00:35:06,439 CAN LOOK LIKE. >> Jimmy: WELL, I CAN'T -- IT CAN'T HAPPEN TO A BETTER 532 00:35:06,439 --> 00:35:08,541 PERSON CONGRATULATIONS ON THIS. >> THANK YOU, SO MUCH. 533 00:35:08,541 --> 00:35:10,944 >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY FOR -- COME BACK. CONTINUE SUCCESS 534 00:35:10,944 --> 00:35:14,748 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO 535 00:35:14,748 --> 00:35:17,484 I'M GOING TO SHOW EVERYONE A A CLIP HERE'S IMAN VELLANI AS 536 00:35:17,484 --> 00:35:19,052 "MS. MARVEL. TAKE A LOOK. 537 00:35:26,426 --> 00:35:38,905 * >> LET ME GO YOU HAVE TO LET ME GO. 538 00:35:38,905 --> 00:36:00,360 * * YES. 539 00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:03,063 >> Jimmy: WOAH, IS THAT NOT FUN? COME ON! 540 00:36:03,063 --> 00:36:06,132 IMAN VELLANI, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "MS. MARVEL" PREMIERE'S 541 00:36:06,132 --> 00:36:10,503 TOMORROW ON DISNEY PLUS. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM MARCUS KING 542 00:36:10,503 --> 00:36:33,593 STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 543 00:36:33,593 --> 00:36:36,229 >> Jimmy: AW, HE'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES. HIS NEW ALBUM, "YOUNG BLOOD," 544 00:36:36,229 --> 00:36:42,602 IS OUT AUGUST 26th PERFORMING "HARD WORKING MAN," PLEASE WELCOME MARCUS KING 545 00:36:42,602 --> 00:36:42,635 PERFORMING "HARD WORKING MAN," PLEASE WELCOME MARCUS KING 546 00:37:06,126 --> 00:37:07,160 I DON'T EVEN NEE 547 00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:15,035 A REASON WHY YOUR LOVE IS SO RIGHT * * I CAN'T WAIT UNTI 548 00:37:15,035 --> 00:37:21,808 THE MORNING LIGH TO GET BAC WHEN I'M THROUGH * 549 00:37:21,808 --> 00:37:27,180 * AND BRING MY LOVING ON HOME TO YOU HEY HONE 550 00:37:27,180 --> 00:37:33,520 DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND * * I BEEN WORKING ALL DA DOIN' THE BEST I CAN 551 00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:39,859 GOT THAT EASY LOVIN' IF YOU'D TAKE MY HAND * * I'M A HARD WORKING MA 552 00:37:39,859 --> 00:37:56,142 I'M A HARD WORKING MAN YES I AM JUST WAIT PAYDAY * 553 00:37:56,142 --> 00:38:03,249 * I'M GONNA TAKE YO SOMEWHERE FAR AWAY BAB US TWO SKY BLU 554 00:38:03,249 --> 00:38:09,789 BUT FIRST I GOTS TO * * MAKE A RUN OR TWO BOSS MAN HE'S ON THE LIN 555 00:38:09,789 --> 00:38:14,928 SAID HE'S GONN GIVE ME OVERTIME * * HERE HE IS BABY 556 00:38:14,928 --> 00:38:20,834 HEY HONE DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND I BEEN WORKING ALL DAY * 557 00:38:20,834 --> 00:38:26,039 * DOIN' THE BEST I CAN * * GOT THAT EASY LOVIN IF YOU'D TAKE MY HAN 558 00:38:26,039 --> 00:38:35,482 I'M A HARD WORKING MAN * * I'M A HARD WORKING MA WITH YOU I'VE GO 559 00:38:35,482 --> 00:38:56,603 BET YOUR LIFE I AM * * * 560 00:38:56,603 --> 00:39:08,281 * HEY HONE DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND 561 00:39:08,281 --> 00:39:14,087 I BEEN WORKING ALL DAY * * DOIN' THE BEST I CA GOT THAT EASY LOVIN' 562 00:39:14,087 --> 00:39:22,729 IF YOU'D TAKE MY HAN I'M A HARD WORKING MAN * * I'M A HARD WORKING MA 563 00:39:22,729 --> 00:39:26,666 YEAH HEY HONE DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND * 564 00:39:26,666 --> 00:39:36,176 * I BEEN WORKING ALL DA DOIN' THE BEST I CAN GOT THAT EASY LOVIN' 565 00:39:36,176 --> 00:39:40,547 IF YOU'D TAKE MY HAND * * I'M A HARD WORKING MA I'M A HARD WORKING MAN 566 00:39:40,547 --> 00:39:52,325 I'M A HARD WORKING MAN I'M A HARD WORKING MAN * * WHOA BABY 567 00:39:52,325 --> 00:40:06,973 OH HARD WORKING DARLIN' * * 568 00:40:06,973 --> 00:40:13,313 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YES! THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT. 569 00:40:13,313 --> 00:40:17,584 THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE. MARCUS KING. 570 00:40:17,584 --> 00:40:21,321 HIS US TOUR KICKS OFF IN SEPTEMBER. MY THANKS TO MELISSA McCARTHY, 571 00:40:21,321 --> 00:40:26,893 HENRY WINKLER, IMAN VELLANI, MARCUS KING ONCE AGAIN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 572 00:40:26,893 --> 00:40:32,665 YEAH AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 573 00:40:32,665 --> 00:40:34,968 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 574 00:40:34,968 --> 00:40:41,107 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE