1 00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:11,945 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:11,945 --> 00:00:18,284 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:18,284 --> 00:00:21,888 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - COLSON BAKER AKA 4 00:00:21,888 --> 00:00:27,794 MACHINE GUN KELLY, HARRY KANE MUSICAL GUEST, LAINEY WILSON 5 00:00:27,794 --> 00:00:32,365 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1662 6 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:39,005 >> Questlove: 1662 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:40,173 --> 00:00:41,007 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:41,007 --> 00:01:02,662 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:01:02,662 --> 00:01:07,367 >> Jimmy: OH, WOW! WELCOME! WOW. 10 00:01:07,367 --> 00:01:12,706 THANK YOU SO MUCH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY 11 00:01:12,706 --> 00:01:17,077 WELCOME BACK I LOVE IT. THANK YOU. 12 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:22,549 THANK YOU, EVERYONE. WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." I'M HAPPY YOU'RE HERE. 13 00:01:22,549 --> 00:01:25,285 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING GUYS, I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS 14 00:01:25,285 --> 00:01:28,455 IT IS "FLEET WEEK" HERE IN NEW YORK CITY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 15 00:01:28,455 --> 00:01:32,625 * YEAH, IT'S THAT SPECIAL TIME OF YEAR WHEN 3,000 MEMBERS OF THE 16 00:01:32,625 --> 00:01:35,562 MILITARY TELL THEIR UBER DRIVER, "THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE. 17 00:01:35,562 --> 00:01:43,636 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THIS IS GREAT. TONIGHT, OUR ENTIRE AUDIENCE IS 18 00:01:43,636 --> 00:01:47,140 FILLED WITH SERVICE MEMBERS OF THE U.S. MILITARY 19 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:56,316 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * THAT'S EXA -- LOOKING GOOD 20 00:01:56,316 --> 00:02:00,487 THIS IS A VERY INTERESTING CROWD. YOU'RE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO 21 00:02:00,487 --> 00:02:03,757 WATCHED TOM CRUISE FLY UPSIDE DOWN AT 1,000 MILES PER HOUR AND GO, "BORING. 22 00:02:03,757 --> 00:02:07,694 [ LAUGHTER ] I REMEMBER TELLING MY DAD I THOUGHT I COULD BE A GOOD 23 00:02:07,694 --> 00:02:10,964 SOLDIER, AND TO THIS DAY, IT'S STILL THE HARDEST I'VE EVER MADE HIM LAUGH 24 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:14,601 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT THIS IS COOL FOR FLEET WEEK, THE PUBLIC CAN 25 00:02:14,601 --> 00:02:19,172 ACTUALLY TAKE TOURS OF SOME OF THE NAVY SHIPS IN THE HUDSON RIVER. 26 00:02:19,172 --> 00:02:21,474 NEW YORKERS ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO SEE SIX BEDS CRAMMED IN A TINY ROOM AND GO, "OH, 27 00:02:21,474 --> 00:02:26,379 SPACIOUS." [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S $3,000 A MONTH HERE 28 00:02:26,379 --> 00:02:29,783 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH YEAH 29 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:31,818 IT IS FLEET WEEK, AND TONIGHT'S AUDIENCE IS MADE UP OF ACTIVE DUTY SERVICE MEMBERS FROM THE 30 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:36,656 ARMY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE NAVY 31 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:43,129 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE AIR FORCE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 32 00:02:43,129 --> 00:02:48,368 MARINES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND COAST GUARD. 33 00:02:48,368 --> 00:02:52,739 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE ARE SO GRATEFUL FOR YOUR SERVICE. 34 00:02:52,739 --> 00:02:59,746 WE CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH. I'M SORRY, SIR, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION 35 00:02:59,746 --> 00:03:03,883 >> YEAH, YOU FORGOT ABOUT ONE OF THE BRANCHES. >> Jimmy: I DID? 36 00:03:03,883 --> 00:03:07,287 >> YEAH, YOU FORGOT TO MENTION SPACE FORCE. [ LAUGHTER ] 37 00:03:07,287 --> 00:03:10,657 >> Jimmy: OH, RIGHT. ARE -- ARE YOU WITH THEM >> YEP 38 00:03:10,657 --> 00:03:13,927 >> Jimmy: WELL, I'M SORRY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE >> OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO THANK 39 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:18,098 US WE HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING YET [ LAUGHTER ] 40 00:03:18,098 --> 00:03:20,066 >> Jimmy: WHAT -- WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING >> MOSTLY SETTING UP OUR 41 00:03:20,066 --> 00:03:24,771 OFFICE, DOING LOTS OF STAPLES RUNS, SETTING UP PRINTERS, BUYING NOTEPADS. 42 00:03:24,771 --> 00:03:28,908 YOU KNOW, THAT KIND OF STUFF OH, AND ZOOM SO MANY ZOOM CALLS 43 00:03:28,908 --> 00:03:31,211 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHO ARE YOU ZOOMING WITH 44 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:35,248 >> LIKE, OTHER PEOPLE IN THE SPACE FORCE. [ LAUGHTER ] 45 00:03:35,248 --> 00:03:37,984 >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? >> LIKE, WHAT TO DO IF SOMEONE 46 00:03:37,984 --> 00:03:40,620 ATTACKED US FROM SPACE AND THEN WHAT WE'RE GOING TO GET AT CHIPOTLE 47 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:43,456 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] GOT IT 48 00:03:43,456 --> 00:03:45,759 GOT IT AND JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF SOMEONE DID 49 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:49,796 ATTACK US FROM SPACE >> I'D CALL IN THE EXPERTS >> Jimmy: LIKE THE TOP PEOPLE 50 00:03:49,796 --> 00:03:52,565 IN SPACE FORCE >> NO WAY. I'D CALL THE ARMY, THE NAVY, 51 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:58,972 THE AIR FORCE, THE MARINES, THE COAST GUARD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 52 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:01,041 >> Jimmy: SMART MAN. GIVE IT UP FOR THE SPACE FORCE, EVERYBODY. 53 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:05,045 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SPACE FORCE. >> Jimmy: GUYS, LET'S -- LET'S 54 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:09,582 GET TO SOME NEWS HERE. TODAY, A CARNIVAL CRUISE SHIP WAS VISITING TURKS AND CAICOS 55 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:15,689 WHEN IT CAUGHT ON FIRE ON THE PLUS SIDE, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, THE SHIP IS 56 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:21,528 STERILIZED [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, USUALLY WHEN YOU FEEL 57 00:04:21,528 --> 00:04:23,697 A BURNING SENSATION ON A A CRUISE, IT'S RIGHT AFTER YOU SPEND AN HOUR WITH A STRANGER 58 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:28,835 IN THE HOT TUB [ LAUGHTER ] SWITCHING GEARS. 59 00:04:28,835 --> 00:04:33,406 TODAY, DISNEY RELEASED A FIRST LOOK AT "INDIANA JONES 5" STARRING HARRISON FORD 60 00:04:33,406 --> 00:04:37,677 CHECK THIS OUT >> Jimmy: YEAH, "INDIANA JONES 5. 61 00:04:37,677 --> 00:04:40,613 ALTHOUGH, BASED ON THE PHOTO, IT LOOKS MORE LIKE THE SEQUEL TO "HAMILTON." 62 00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:45,318 [ LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE, YOU CAN TELL INDIANA JONES IS GETTING OLDER, 63 00:04:45,318 --> 00:04:49,489 BECAUSE BEFORE CRACKING HIS WHIP, HE HAS TO TAKE A PILL. [ LAUGHTER ] 64 00:04:49,489 --> 00:04:52,392 SOME MORE ENTERTAINMENT NEWS GUYS, TOMORROW THE NEW "STAR WARS" SERIES, "OBI-WAN KENOBI" 65 00:04:52,392 --> 00:04:58,765 DROPS ON DISNEY PLUS I AM PRETTY PUMPED [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 66 00:04:58,765 --> 00:05:05,105 I'M EXCITED ABOUT THIS TARIQ, YOU EXCITED >> Tariq: I GUESS, SURE. 67 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:09,175 OBI-WAN KENOBI'S OKAY. >> Jimmy: OH, YOU'RE NOT -- NOT REALLY A "STAR WARS" FAN 68 00:05:09,175 --> 00:05:10,844 >> Tariq: NO, I LOVE "STAR WARS." WHAT I'M SAYING, IS THAT THERE 69 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:12,545 ARE OTHER MEMBERS OF OBI-WAN KENOBI'S FAMILY THAT I'D PROBABLY RATHER WATCH 70 00:05:12,545 --> 00:05:19,652 A SHOW ABOUT >> Jimmy: OTHER MEMBERS OF HIS FAMILY 71 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:23,256 LIKE -- LIKE WHO >> Tariq: LIKE -- WELL, YOU KNOW, I DID SOME DIGGING ON 72 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:27,427 WOOKIEEPEDIA [ LAUGHTER ] AND HE'S GOT LOTS OF COOL 73 00:05:27,427 --> 00:05:31,564 RELATIVES. LIKE HIS BROTHERS, THE OPIE-WAN KENOBI AND 74 00:05:31,564 --> 00:05:35,802 TOBY WAN MAGUIRE [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN THERE'S -- THERE'S HIS 75 00:05:35,802 --> 00:05:42,075 SISTERS, THE OBI-WANDA-SYKES AND OPRAH- WAN-KENOFREY. [ LAUGHTER ] 76 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:44,678 >> Jimmy: OPRAH-WAN-KENOFREY INTERESTING, I'VE NEVER -- I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THOSE 77 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:48,415 >> Tariq: YEAH, YEAH WELL, THEN THERE ARE HIS COUSINS, ABRA-WAN-CADABRA. 78 00:05:48,415 --> 00:05:51,451 >> Jimmy: UH-HUH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: OBA-BARBARA-ANN. 79 00:05:51,451 --> 00:05:55,522 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: UH-HUH [ LAUGHTER ] 80 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:57,724 >> Tariq: ABBA-MAMMA-MIA [ LAUGHTER ] AND O-BOLOGNA-BURRITO. 81 00:05:57,724 --> 00:06:00,493 >> Jimmy: OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: OH, THEN -- THEN YOU 82 00:06:00,493 --> 00:06:02,162 GOT THE TWINS, YABBA-DABBA AND SCOOBY- DOOBY-DOO. [ LAUGHTER ] 83 00:06:02,162 --> 00:06:04,030 AND THEN -- THEN THERE'S O-BEE-BOP-AND-ROCKSTEADY [ LAUGHTER ] 84 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:07,867 THE -- THE O-BABY-BOSS-BUMS-A-BABA. >> Jimmy: OKAY, OKAY 85 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:11,137 YOU OKAY, BUD? >> Tariq: OH, THERE'S ALSO - [ LAUGHTER ] 86 00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:15,408 O-BARACK-OBAMA-IN-DA-BAHAMAS-WEA [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH 87 00:06:15,408 --> 00:06:22,415 >> Tariq: AND, OF COURSE, O-BAWITDABA-DA-BANG-DA-BANG-DIGG TO-THE-BOOGIE-SAID-UP-JUMP-THE-K 88 00:06:22,415 --> 00:06:28,722 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IS THAT IT >> Tariq: I'M JUST KIDDING 89 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,490 I'VE NEVER SEEN "STAR WARS." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, 90 00:06:30,490 --> 00:06:32,792 TARIQ TROTTER, EVERYONE. TARIQ TROTTER. [ RIM SHOT ] 91 00:06:32,792 --> 00:06:37,764 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, GUYS, LISTEN TO THIS A RECENT STUDY FOUND THAT MEN 92 00:06:37,764 --> 00:06:42,836 WHO POST SHIRTLESS PHOTOS ON DATING APPS ARE VIEWED AS LESS COMPETENT AND MORE PROMISCUOUS 93 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:46,439 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I LIKE THE IDEA OF PEOPLE LOOKING AT DATING PROFILES 94 00:06:46,439 --> 00:06:51,077 LIKE, "WELL, HE MUST BE COMPETENT. HE HAS A SHIRT." 95 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:53,680 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GET THIS, A NEW POLL FOUND THAT TRADER JOE'S IS THE 96 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:55,281 MOST REPUTABLE BRAND IN THE COUNTRY. YEAH, AT TRADER JOE'S, YOU KNOW 97 00:06:55,281 --> 00:07:00,120 EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO GET. HUMMUS FROM A WHITE GUY IN 98 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:05,158 DREADLOCKS [ LAUGHTER ] I LOVE TRADER JOE'S. 99 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:09,829 IT'S LIKE WHOLE FOODS IF IT TOOK A GAP YEAR TO TRAVEL BEFORE COLLEGE 100 00:07:09,829 --> 00:07:13,533 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GUYS, I'VE ALWAYS SAID THAT THE BEST ADVICE COMES FROM 101 00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:16,169 KIDS SO, WITH THAT IN MIND, IT'S TIME FOR "KID ADVICE." 102 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:17,137 SO, WITH THAT IN MIND, IT'S TIME FOR "KID ADVICE." HERE WE GO 103 00:07:19,072 --> 00:07:23,843 * KID ADVIC ADVICE * 104 00:07:23,843 --> 00:07:25,578 >> Jimmy: BUT FIRST, I'M GOING TO NEED SOMEONE TO HELP ME HIS CHILDREN'S BOOK, "THE ONE 105 00:07:25,578 --> 00:07:34,454 AND ONLY SPARKELLA MAKES A A PLAN," IS OUT MAY 31st PLEASE WELCOME, CHANNING TATUM, 106 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,956 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 107 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:39,693 THAT'S MY MAN. HEY! GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUDDY 108 00:07:39,693 --> 00:07:43,530 CHANNING >> YES, SIR? >> Jimmy: CHANNING, WE ASKED 109 00:07:43,530 --> 00:07:47,133 OUR VIEWERS AT HOME TO SEND IN SOME ADVICE THAT THEIR KIDS HAD. 110 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:49,336 WE GOT SO MANY AMAZING RESPONSES. AND I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE WE 111 00:07:49,336 --> 00:07:52,072 COULD READ SOME OF OUR FAVORITES RIGHT NOW. DOES THAT SOUND OKAY TO YOU? 112 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:54,874 >> PLEASE. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, GREAT >> ABSOLUTELY. 113 00:07:54,874 --> 00:07:57,844 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO I WILL START 114 00:07:57,844 --> 00:08:00,113 "DON'T HOWL AT THE WOLFS AT THE ZOO. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT 115 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:05,819 YOU'RE SAYING BACK TO THEM, AND YOU MAY BE SWEARING AT THEM! SARA, 8-YEARS-OLD. 116 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:10,023 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S TRUE. CHANNING, YOUR TURN. 117 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:11,825 >> "IF ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS WANT PLAY SIMON SAYS, BUT YOU WANT TO PLAY HIDE 'N SEEK, JUST SAY, 118 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:19,366 'SIMON SAYS, PLAY HIDE 'N SEEK.' WALLY, 3 119 00:08:19,366 --> 00:08:22,035 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S ACTUALLY -- THAT'S ACTUALLY 120 00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:23,203 GOOD ADVICE. 3-YEARS-OLD. HOW ABOUT THIS ONE 121 00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:27,674 "YOU MUST SHARE YOUR TOYS EVEN IF YOU DON'T WANT TO AND REMEMBER, SHARON IS KAREN. 122 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:34,114 [ LAUGHTER ] OWEN, 5-YEARS-OLD. >> "IF YOU -- IF YOU DON'T KNOW 123 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:38,485 SOMETHING, JUST USE WHAT YOU HAVE THAT'S ALL YOU NEED. 124 00:08:38,485 --> 00:08:42,222 EVERYTHING AROUND YOU CAN HELP YOU. AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE WHAT YOU 125 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:47,360 NEED, JUST USE THE NATURE. IT'S SO GOOD LOVE YOU 126 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:52,365 AND I LOVE DINOSAURS." EOGHAN, 5-YEARS-OLD. [ LAUGHTER ] 127 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,901 >> Jimmy: WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ LAUGHTER ] 128 00:08:54,901 --> 00:08:57,237 THAT'S A LONG ONE. ALL RIGHT. I GOT -- HERE THIS ONE'S GOOD. 129 00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:59,272 "WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU CAKE, STICK YOUR FACE IN IT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 130 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:04,744 SOPHIE, 8 YEAR -- THAT'S FANTASTIC. >> I'M DOWN WITH SOPHIE. 131 00:09:04,744 --> 00:09:09,883 "IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO WORK AND WANT TO STAY HOME THE WHOLE DAY, JUST GET FIRED. 132 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:13,053 JULIETTE, 4-YEARS-OLD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S ACTUALLY -- 133 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:16,222 THIS IS GREAT ADVICE HOW ABOUT THIS ONE "BE FRIENDS AND BE HAPPY AND 134 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:18,625 DON'T BE MEAN TO NO ONE AND BE AND SIT NEXT TO EACH OTHER, AND BE NICE, AND DON'T HIT EACH 135 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:26,266 OTHER, AND DON'T PUNCH YOU IN THE EYE. KYLIE, 4-YEARS-OLD 136 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:31,304 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE OUR FINAL ONE. YOU WANT TO BRING US HOME, 137 00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:33,039 CHANNING GIVE US THE FINAL PIECE OF ADVICE 138 00:09:33,039 --> 00:09:37,844 >> "INHALE OUTHALE. SIMEON, 4-YEARS-OLD. 139 00:09:37,844 --> 00:09:40,914 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: "INHALE, OUTHALE." THANK YOU TO ALL OUR KIDS. 140 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:43,216 THANK YOU TO CHANNING TATUM. MY MAN * 141 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:47,053 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HIS NEW CHILDREN'S BOOK, "THE ONE AND ONLY SPARKELLA MAKES A 142 00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:50,957 A PLAN" IS AVAILABLE MAY 31st. THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT, CHANNING 143 00:09:50,957 --> 00:09:54,594 I APPRECIATE IT, BUDDY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU, GUYS 144 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:57,697 >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, THIS IS EXCITING "STRANGER THINGS" SEASON 145 00:09:57,697 --> 00:10:02,569 4 COMES OUT ON NETFLIX THIS FRIDAY NOW, IT'S BEEN ALMOST THREE 146 00:10:02,569 --> 00:10:04,738 YEARS SINCE THE LAST SEASON, SO I GOT TOGETHER WITH SOME FRIENDS TO HELP CATCH EVERYONE 147 00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:06,373 UP ON EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED IN SEASONS ONE THROUGH THREE. 148 00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:07,674 HAPPENED IN SEASONS ONE THROUGH THREE. CHECK THIS OUT 149 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:19,753 * >> Jimmy: "STRANGER THINGS" 150 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:39,506 RECAP. LET'S GO * 151 00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:56,656 LET'S GO * * 152 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:33,593 * * 153 00:11:51,511 --> 00:12:01,721 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 154 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:04,324 COLSON BAKER, AKA MACHINE GUN KELLY, IS HERE TONIGHT. 155 00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:10,063 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PLUS, MY FAVORITE SOCCER SUPERSTAR, HARRY KANE IS ON THE 156 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:16,236 SHOW AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC TONIGHT FROM LAINEY WILSON 157 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:19,739 STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH COLSON BAKER 158 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:29,582 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 159 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:33,186 >> IT'S LIKE MY BIRTHDAY LAST MONTH, AND HE TEXTS ME HE'S LIKE, "HEY, I'M ABOUT TO 160 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:36,089 COME TO YOUR PARTY CAN I BRING A PLUS ONE?" AND I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, OF 161 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,391 COURSE." AND HE PULLS UP, AND HIS PLUS ONE IS ROBERT PATTINSON. 162 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:55,475 >> Jimmy: OH WELCOME BACK, EVERYONE AS I MENTIONED BEFORE IF YOU'RE 163 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,210 JUST TUNING IN, IT IS FLEET WEEK HERE IN NEW YORK CITY AND TONIGHT OUR ENTIRE AUDIENCE 164 00:12:57,210 --> 00:13:00,146 IS MADE UP OF SERVICE MEMBERS FROM THE ARMY, NAVY, AIR FORCE, MARINES, AND U.S. COAST GUARD! 165 00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:14,661 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE ALWAYS LOVE HAVING YOU HERE THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR SERVICE 166 00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:16,262 THANK YOU FOR ALL YOU DO PROTECTING OUR COUNTRY HERE AND ABROAD 167 00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:18,331 IT IS AN HONOR TO HAVE YOU BACK WITH US TONIGHT. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME 168 00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:20,734 TONIGHT. WELCOME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 169 00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:30,176 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW HE'S A SOCCER SUPERSTAR, AN 170 00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:34,848 UBER STAR, IF YOU CAN SAY THAT HE'S THE CAPTAIN OF ENGLAND'S NATIONAL TEAM, WHICH WILL BE 171 00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:38,084 COMPETING IN THE WORLD CUP HARRY KANE IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 172 00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:44,824 THE BEST AND WE HAVE GREAT MUSIC. SHE WAS NAMED THE ACADEMY OF 173 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:53,633 COUNTRY MUSIC'S NEW FEMALE ARTIST OF THE YEAR LAINEY WILSON IS PERFORMING. 174 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:56,369 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT FIRST, HE IS A A MULTIPLATINUM RECORDING 175 00:13:56,369 --> 00:14:01,641 ARTIST WHOSE LATEST ALBUM "MAINSTREAM SELLOUT" IS OUT NOW. 176 00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:03,510 HE ALSO WROTE, DIRECTED, AND STARS IN A NEW MOVIE CALLED "GOOD MOURNING" WHICH IS IN 177 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,045 SELECT THEATERS AND ON DEMAND NOW. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME 178 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:08,815 EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME COLSON BAKER, AKA, MACHINE GUN KELLY. 179 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:29,936 WELCOME BACK 180 00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:34,107 >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE 181 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:37,711 HOW GREAT DOES THAT LOOK WHEN YOU COME OUT AND SEE ALL THE - >> HOT 182 00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:40,113 >> Jimmy: YEAH, HOT. THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT EXACTLY RIGHT. 183 00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:41,748 WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT. SINCE I LAST SAW YOU, YOU GOT ENGAGED TO THE LOVELY 184 00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:43,616 MEGAN FOX. CONGRATULATIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 185 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:46,219 SHE'S GREAT. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. 186 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:50,523 >> IT'S GREAT. >> Jimmy: ALSO, YOUR LATEST ALBUM, "MAINSTREAM SELLOUT" 187 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:52,225 CAME OUT IN MARCH AND WENT RIGHT TO NUMBER ONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 188 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:59,566 NOT TOO SHABBY, BUD. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: NUMBER ONE, NOT TOO 189 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,201 SHABBY >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND ON JUNE 8th, 190 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:03,703 YOU'RE GOING TO KICK OFF A A GLOBAL TOUR. GLOBAL 191 00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:07,073 THIS IS YOUR FIRST BIG ARENA TOUR VENUES ARE SOLD OUT IN A DAY BY 192 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:10,510 THE WAY. DUDE, YOU COULDN'T BE HOTTER RIGHT NOW. 193 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:13,213 >> YOU'RE STROKING MY EGO. >> Jimmy: SORRY ABOUT THAT I APOLOGIZE. 194 00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:19,853 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONGRATS ON "GOOD MOURNING." IT'S IN SELECT THEATERS AND ON 195 00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:21,654 DEMAND NOW MOURNING, BY THE WAY, IS SPELLED M-O-U-R. 196 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,390 >> YES >> Jimmy: AND -- YEAH, "GOOD MOURNING" -- 197 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:25,358 IT'S A COMEDY THAT YOU WROTE BASED ON A TEXT YOU GOT FROM A A GIRLFRIEND 198 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:28,962 >> FROM MEGAN. >> Jimmy: FROM MEGAN >> YES 199 00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:32,365 >> Jimmy: OH >> I'M A ONE-WOMAN MAN >> Jimmy: OF COURSE YOU ARE, 200 00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:33,900 YEAH SO, YOU GOT A TEXT FROM MEGAN AND SO IT JUST -- WHAT 201 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:38,071 HAPPENED YOU SPIRALLED OUT? >> YEAH, IT'S LIKE -- IT 202 00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:39,806 STARTED WITH, LIKE, MEGAN'S JUST VERY IN NATURE. SHE'S LIKE -- THAT'S WHERE HER 203 00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:47,580 HEAD'S ALWAYS AT THE TEXT -- IT WAS THIS LONG PARAGRAPH THAT STARTED WITH, 204 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:53,553 LIKE, "A RAVEN CAME AND SAT NEXT TO ME IN A TREE." AND THEN, YOU KNOW, IT WAS ALL 205 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:57,657 THIS STUFF AND THEN SHE GOT ON A PLANE AND WENT TO EUROPE AND DIDN'T TAKE 206 00:15:57,657 --> 00:16:00,360 HER PHONE. AND I WAS JUST LIKE, "WHAT IS THAT?" 207 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:04,264 LIKE, YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME WITH THIS AND IT WAS RIGHT WHEN I WAS -- 208 00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:07,767 WE WERE STARTING TO, LIKE, BE SERIOUS. AND -- I JUST LIKE TOOK THE 209 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,736 MESSAGE TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO AREN'T IN RELATIONSHIPS FOR RELATIONSHIP ADVICE. 210 00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:15,542 SO THEY WERE, LIKE, GREAT. AND THEY WERE LIKE, "THAT'S NOT GOOD, DUDE." 211 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:18,144 [ LAUGHTER ] AND NOW AFTER DOING ALL THIS PRESS FOR THE MOVIE, I'M 212 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:23,850 LIKE - "WHY DID I WRITE --" LIKE, INSTEAD OF JUST WAITING 213 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:25,618 TO TALK ABOUT IT, I LIKE, GOT MANIC AND WROTE A WHOLE MOVIE AND, LIKE, GOT ALL THIS CAST 214 00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:27,053 INVOLVED AND, LIKE, SPENT STUDIOS MONEY. AND I'M JUST LIKE, I SHOULD 215 00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:28,555 HAVE JUST WAITED A WEEK AND TALKED, BUT -- >> immy: YEAH, AND TALKED TO 216 00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:35,528 HER, YEAH. BUT IT TURNED OUT WITH A GREAT PRODUCT. 217 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:38,698 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU DO THESE MOVIES, IT'S A BIG DEAL. 218 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:43,169 YOU ALSO PLAY IF IN FRONT OF AUDIENCES LIKE TEST AUDIENCES. AND YOU WERE TELLING ME THERE'S 219 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:46,072 A COUPLE THINGS THAT GOT CUT FROM THIS MOVIE THAT WERE HIGH BUDGET 220 00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:50,510 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SCENES BIG BUDGET STUFF 221 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:54,447 I MEAN, LIKE -- YEAH WHAT WERE THEY, LIKE, CGI? >> NO, NO. 222 00:16:54,447 --> 00:17:00,453 WE WERE LIKE, LET'S JUST GO REAL SO, WE HAD A $50,000 LOBSTER - 223 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:03,323 [ LAUGHTER ] WE SPENT $50,000 BETWEEN THIS LOBSTER AND AN ELECTRIC EEL. 224 00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:07,794 >> Jimmy: YOU SPENT $50,000 ON THIS LOBSTER PUPPET? [ LAUGHTER ] 225 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:10,397 >> IS THERE A PICTURE OF THE EEL? IT'S WHAT -- YEAH. 226 00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:15,935 BUT IT MIGHT HAVE GONE TO THE LED LIGHTS THAT ARE PUT IN THIS -- NONE OF WHICH, EITHER 227 00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:19,506 OF THESE MAKE AN APPEARANCE IN THE MOVIE. THEY ALL GOT CUT BECAUSE WE, 228 00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:22,342 LIKE, SCREENED IT AND THEY HAVE A 15-MINUTE SECTION. BECAUSE WE THOUGHT IT WAS SO 229 00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:29,315 FUNNY. WE WERE LIKE, "OH, THIS LOBSTER SECTION IS GOING TO CRUSH. 230 00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:35,055 AND IT DID THE OPPOSITE. EVERYONE LEFT WITH -- THE ONLY NOTE PRETTY MUCH FOR THE WHOLE 231 00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:41,361 SCREEN WAS LIKE, "GREAT, LAUGHED MY ASS OFF WHY WAS THERE THIS LOBSTER 232 00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:46,166 SCENE THAT WAS 15 MINUTES? LIKE, WHAT - I HATED IT." 233 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,568 >> Jimmy: WHERE IS THE PUPPET NOW? >> WE DON'T KNOW 234 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:51,738 YOU KNOW WHAT? WE PROBABLY NEED OUR MONEY BACK 235 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:55,575 IT'S LIKE -- I FEEL LIKE I'VE SEEN FIVE OF THESE BACKSTAGE IN YOUR SHOW. 236 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:58,611 >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE MAKE THEM WE DON'T HAVE $50,000 LOBSTER PUPPETS. 237 00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:02,882 >> IT WAS FOR A PUPPETEER COSTS, TOO >> Jimmy: WOW, SERIOUS 238 00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:07,921 >> CAUSE I WAS -- WE WERE SUPER METICULOUS, LIKE, "WE NEED HIS CLAWS TO MOVE. 239 00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:10,023 WE NEED ITS MOUTH TO MOVE. WE GAVE IT ABS." [ LAUGHTER ] 240 00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:13,693 ABS. >> Jimmy: I MEAN -- IT'S GETTING IT'S PLAY TONIGHT. 241 00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:17,230 >> THERE WE GO THAT'S ALMOST KIND OF WORTH IT >> Jimmy: YOUR CHARACTER IS 242 00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:18,631 TRYING TO GET AN AUDITION FOR THE ROLE OF BATMAN IN THIS MOVIE. 243 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:23,136 >> YES >> Jimmy: DID YOU KNOW THAT "THE BATMAN" WAS COMING OUT 244 00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:27,040 WHEN YOU WERE WRITING THIS >> NO. NO 245 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:31,945 IT WAS JUST, LIKE, VERY SERENDIPITOUS. IT JUST WORKED OUT LIKE THAT 246 00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:33,613 IT'S A CRAZY STORY, BECAUSE BATMAN -- BATMAN AND THE ENTITY, JUST KEPT POPPING UP 247 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:39,719 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THE -- BATMAN CAME OUT A MONTH BEFORE THIS MOVIE CAME OUT. 248 00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:44,324 AND WE WERE LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, THAT'S GREAT THIS IS CRAZY. 249 00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:46,092 AND ALSO A MONTH AGO I WAS HAVING MY BIRTHDAY PARTY, AND YOU KNOW, THERE WAS THIS ONE 250 00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:52,065 EASTER WHERE I WAS LIKE, "HEY, PETE, YOU'VE GOT TO COME YOU KNOW, LET'S GO TO MY 251 00:18:52,065 --> 00:18:56,670 FRIEND'S HOUSE FOR EASTER. AND HE PULLED UP AND HE HAD 40s AND HE WAS LIKE, "LET'S DO THIS 252 00:18:56,670 --> 00:18:58,304 THING. AND WE WENT AND IT WAS SANDRA BULLOCK'S HOUSE 253 00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:00,807 AND, LIKE, WE WALKED IN THERE. IT'S LIKE, JENN ANNISTON AND ALL THESE, LIKE -- 254 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,677 AND PETE WAS LIKE, "WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? WE LOOK SO STUPID. 255 00:19:03,677 --> 00:19:07,013 LIKE, WE'VE HAD 40 OUNCES AND WE'RE AT SANDRA BULLOCK'S. LIKE, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME 256 00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:09,349 THIS IS WHERE WE'RE GOING? >> Jimmy: AMERICA'S SWEETHEART >> AND SO, THEN WE -- IT'S LIKE 257 00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:12,752 MY BIRTHDAY LAST MONTH AND HE TEXTS ME. HE'S LIKE, "HEY, I'M ABOUT TO 258 00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:14,921 COME TO YOUR PARTY CAN I BRING A PLUS ONE." AND I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, OF 259 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:17,657 COURSE." AND HE PULLS UP AND HIS PLUS ONE IS ROBERT PATTINSON. 260 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:24,030 AND I WAS LIKE, "YOU BROUGHT BATMAN?" [ LAUGHTER ] 261 00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:26,166 >> Jimmy: SURPRISE >> YEAH, IT'S SO FUNNY LIKE, EVERYONE JUST KEPT COMING 262 00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,902 UP LIKE, DUDE, IS BATMAN AT YOUR BIRTHDAY? IT'S FUNNY WHEN YOU BECOME 263 00:19:28,902 --> 00:19:30,437 BATMAN BECAUSE NO ONE REFERS TO YOU ANYMORE AS YOUR ACTUAL NAME 264 00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:33,606 YOU'RE JUST BATMAN >> Jimmy: YEAH, FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, YOU'RE BATMAN 265 00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:36,242 >> YOU'RE BATMAN >> Jimmy: YEAH DID YOU KNOW ROBERT BEFORE 266 00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:38,311 >> YEAH, LET'S SEE - I WAS LIKE, AGAIN, LIKE ALWAYS JUST OUT, SEEING HIM AND STUFF 267 00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:43,450 LIKE THAT. BUT THIS WAS A -- IT'S JUST -- BUT NOW HE'S BATMAN. 268 00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:45,585 SO, I'M JUST LIKE, "WHAT UP, DUDE I KNOW WE KNOW EACH OTHER, BUT 269 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:46,920 YOU'RE KIND OF BATMAN, NOW." >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE BATMAN NOW. 270 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,788 YEAH CAN WE SET UP THIS FILM FOR ANYONE THAT WANTS TO KNOW MORE 271 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:53,827 ABOUT THE FILM >> NO. I'M JUST KIDDING 272 00:19:53,827 --> 00:19:56,896 NO, I'M JUST KIDDING NO ONE GO SEE IT >> Jimmy: IT'S A COMEDY. 273 00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:59,332 IT'S A COMEDY. >> IT'S A COMEDY IT KIND OF JUST GOES BACK TO 274 00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:01,334 THE CLASSIC DAYS OF, LIKE, GAG HUMOR AND LIKE, JUST, YOU KNOW, $50,000 LOBSTER PUPPETS THAT WE 275 00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:09,743 THOUGHT WERE GOING TO CRUSH. THE CAST IS ODDLY GREAT. THE BUDGET IS THIS BIG AND THE 276 00:20:09,743 --> 00:20:15,949 CAST IS THIS BIG SO IT'S -- >> Jimmy: SNOOP DOGG IS THE 277 00:20:15,949 --> 00:20:19,953 VOICE OF A TALKING JOINT >> YES >> Jimmy: YEAH 278 00:20:19,953 --> 00:20:22,055 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: NOT TOO SHABBY 279 00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:25,225 I MEAN, YOU KIND OF HIT A HOME RUN THERE. [ APPLAUSE ] 280 00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:27,627 HIT A HOME RUN RIGHT THERE THAT'S ALL YOU NEED. THAT'S ALL YOU REALLY NEEDED TO 281 00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:29,729 SAY. I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. HERE'S COLSON BAKER IN "GOOD 282 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:30,764 HERE'S COLSON BAKER IN "GOOD MOURNING." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 283 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:33,533 WHAT THE [ BLEEP ] DID YOU JUST 284 00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:43,243 DO >> LONDON, WHAT IS THIS DUST >> THAT'S NOT DUST 285 00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:48,615 THAT'S PEOPLE, MAN >> HOMMIE, DID YOU JUST BRING THE DEAD GRANDMA VASE? 286 00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:51,351 >> OH. WE CAN FIX THIS. I THINK THAT WAS ACTUALLY THE 287 00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:53,753 COUSIN THAT NO ONE REALLY LIKES. SO -- WE'VE GOT TO PICK HIM UP 288 00:20:53,753 --> 00:21:05,665 >> WOAH, I'M NOT [ BLEEP ] REMAINS, MAN >> DUDE, LEO, YOU DID IT 289 00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:08,301 >> IT'S ALL GOOD IT'S ALL GOOD. AT LEAST IT WAS JUST ONE OF 290 00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:15,709 THEM I MEAN, IT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK THAT BAD, GUYS 291 00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:20,947 [ GLASS SHATTERING ] [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT 292 00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:22,816 COLSON BAKER, AKA MACHINE GUN KELLY, EVERYBODY "GOOD MOURNING" IS IN SELECT 293 00:21:22,816 --> 00:21:27,520 THEATERS AND ON DEMAND NOW CATCH HIM ON TOUR THIS SUMMER. COLSON AND I ARE PERFORMING MAD 294 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:32,225 LIB THEATER WHEN WE COME BACK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 295 00:21:32,225 --> 00:22:10,530 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK I'M HANGING OUT WITH 296 00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:14,901 COLSON BAKER, AKA, MACHINE GUN KELLY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 297 00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:17,070 HIS NEW MOVIE "GOOD MOURNING" IS IN THEATERS AND ON DEMAND NOW. 298 00:22:17,070 --> 00:22:19,606 AND HIS ALBUM "MAINSTREAM SELLOUT" IS ALSO OUT NOW COLSON, I WANTED TO TRY 299 00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:27,681 SOMETHING FUN WITH YOU I THOUGHT WE COULD ACT OUT A A DRAMATIC SCENE TOGETHER, 300 00:22:27,681 --> 00:22:30,083 OKAY BUT FIRST WE HAVE TO FILL IN THE BLANKS 301 00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:31,584 IT IS TIME FOR "MAD LIBS THEATER. HERE WE GO 302 00:22:32,152 --> 00:22:39,092 [ APPLAUSE ] * * MAD LIBS THEATRE * 303 00:22:39,092 --> 00:22:41,795 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. SO HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS I'M GONNA ASK YOU FOR SOME 304 00:22:41,795 --> 00:22:43,730 SILLY WORDS, NOUNS, VERBS, ADJECTIVES, ET CETERA, AND THEY'LL ALL BE WRITTEN ONTO OUR 305 00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:45,832 CUE CARDS HERE, AS WE'RE DOING THIS AND THEN WE'RE GONNA ACT OUT A 306 00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:48,902 A DRAMATIC MAD LIBS SCENE. ARE YOU READY FOR THIS >> THANK GOD I WENT TO THE 307 00:22:48,902 --> 00:22:51,204 FOURTH GRADE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OKAY, HERE WE GO 308 00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:53,373 I WANT A NOUN -- >> NOUNS, ADJECTIVES - >> Jimmy: YES. 309 00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:55,875 I WANT A NOUN THAT BEGINS WITH A C. >> KOALA 310 00:22:55,875 --> 00:23:00,280 [ LAUGHTER ] WAIT, NO >> COMPUTER. 311 00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:02,449 COMPUTER >> Jimmy: COMPUTER, GOOD COMPUTER'S GOOD. 312 00:23:02,449 --> 00:23:04,951 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ADJECTIVE. >> STINKY. 313 00:23:04,951 --> 00:23:10,323 >> Jimmy: TYPE OF BUG. >> CATERPILLAR >> Jimmy: ANIMAL 314 00:23:10,323 --> 00:23:12,959 >> KOALA KOALA! >> Jimmy: KOALA! 315 00:23:12,959 --> 00:23:16,229 >> Jimmy: KOALA, OKAY, GOOD. YEAH, GOOD [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 316 00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:20,166 THEY GOT YOUR BACK THEY GOT YOUR BACK A CHAIN RESTAURANT 317 00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:23,336 >> CHIPOTLE, I USED TO WORK THERE. >> Jimmy: CHIPOTLE 318 00:23:23,336 --> 00:23:25,405 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: NOUN >> BABY! 319 00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:29,676 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OKAY, BABY, OKAY >> BABY. 320 00:23:29,676 --> 00:23:33,613 >> Jimmy: A KITCHEN APPLIANCE. >> SPATULA [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 321 00:23:33,613 --> 00:23:35,148 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT, YOU'RE -- YOU'RE SO CONFIDENT ON SPATULA 322 00:23:35,148 --> 00:23:37,450 [ INDISCERNIBLE THAT WAS THE ONE, YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, NO, NO, YEAH. 323 00:23:37,450 --> 00:23:42,355 SPATULA, OF COURSE." SPATULA. A PLURAL NOUN. 324 00:23:42,355 --> 00:23:46,826 [ LAUGHTER ] >> FUNGI [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 325 00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:50,663 RIGHT? >> Jimmy: WOW. THAT'S NEXT LEVEL. 326 00:23:50,663 --> 00:23:53,833 THAT'S NEXT -- THAT'S NEXT LEVEL. FUNGI. 327 00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:57,871 UH, ANOTHER ANIMAL >> PLATYPUS. [ LAUGHTER ] 328 00:23:57,871 --> 00:24:02,142 >> Jimmy: PLATYPUS ONE OF THE SEVEN DWARVES >> OH, I NEVER WATCHED THAT 329 00:24:02,142 --> 00:24:04,110 MOVIE. >> SLEEPY! >> SMOKEY? 330 00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:05,745 WHAT SMOKEY [ LAUGHTER ] 331 00:24:05,745 --> 00:24:08,048 WHAT >> Jimmy: SMOKEY >> SLEEPY, SLEEPY! 332 00:24:08,048 --> 00:24:10,884 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, I'M WRITING DOWN SMOKEY, BECAUSE - [ LAUGHTER ] 333 00:24:10,884 --> 00:24:15,488 CELEBRITY NAME [ INDISCERNIBLE AUDIENCE SUGGESTIONS 334 00:24:15,488 --> 00:24:17,757 >> UH, UH, BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH [ LAUGHTER ] 335 00:24:17,757 --> 00:24:23,897 >> Jimmy: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NAME ME A NUMBER 336 00:24:23,897 --> 00:24:26,066 >> JUST "ELEVEN -- ELEVEN -- >> Jimmy: "ELEVEN TOUSAND. >> "-- TOUSAND" WITH WITH 337 00:24:26,066 --> 00:24:28,702 A T-O-U. 11,000 >> Jimmy: 11,000 338 00:24:28,702 --> 00:24:34,174 TYPE OF PROFESSION >> GENIE [ LAUGHTER ] 339 00:24:34,174 --> 00:24:36,776 >> Jimmy: OKAY, SPEED ROUND, HERE WE GO ANOTHER PLURAL NOUN. 340 00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:40,947 >> MOOSE >> MOOSE MOOSES 341 00:24:40,947 --> 00:24:42,916 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT MOOSE. 342 00:24:42,916 --> 00:24:45,085 WHAT IS GOING ON [ LAUGHTER ] UH, OKAY 343 00:24:45,085 --> 00:24:50,223 BODY PART. WATCH IT [ LAUGHTER ] 344 00:24:50,223 --> 00:24:52,959 >> YEAH. ELBOW. >> ELBOW 345 00:24:52,959 --> 00:24:55,095 >> ELBOW, GOOD >> Jimmy: WHAT WOW. 346 00:24:55,095 --> 00:24:57,263 THAT WAS WEIRD [ APPLAUSE ] PHRASE THAT YOU WOULD SAY IF 347 00:24:57,263 --> 00:24:59,632 YOU BUMPED INTO LEONARDO DiCAPRIO ON THE STREET 348 00:24:59,632 --> 00:25:03,470 [ INDISCERNIBLE AUDIENCE SUGGESTIONS >> "YOU -- WHY DID YOU LET GO, 349 00:25:03,470 --> 00:25:06,840 JACK, YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED ON THE DOOR YOU SHOULD'VE GOT ON THE DOOR. 350 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:10,677 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: "WHY DID YOU LET GOM JACK --" 351 00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:12,579 >> "THERE WAS ROOM FOR YOU ON THE DOOR." >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, "WHY DID 352 00:25:12,579 --> 00:25:15,148 YOU LET GO, JACK?" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ANOTHER NOUN 353 00:25:15,148 --> 00:25:18,451 >> YOU DO THIS ONE >> Jimmy: BURRITO? >> BURRITO 354 00:25:18,451 --> 00:25:23,056 >> Jimmy: TYPE OF DRINK. >> BLOODY MARY >> Jimmy: BLOODY MARY. 355 00:25:23,056 --> 00:25:27,961 ANOTHER CELEBRITY. >> WAKA FLOCKA FLAME [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 356 00:25:27,961 --> 00:25:36,069 >> Jimmy: FLOCKA FLAME VERB ENDING IN I-N-G >> CLENCHING 357 00:25:36,069 --> 00:25:40,840 >> Jimmy: CLENCHING? [ LAUGHTER ] >> I'M -- I'M SORRY. 358 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,475 I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY. >> Jimmy: THIS IS FUN DOING 359 00:25:42,475 --> 00:25:46,546 MAD LIBS WITH YOU. WHAT YOU'D SHOUT IF YOU SAT DOWN IN A SEAT THAT'S WET. 360 00:25:46,546 --> 00:25:51,351 >> "AH." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: A HIGH PITCHED "AH"? 361 00:25:51,351 --> 00:25:53,219 >> "AH." >> Jimmy: "AH. FIRST CONCERT YOU EVER 362 00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:57,457 ATTENDED >> OH, BACKSTREET BOYS WHAT'S UP 363 00:25:57,457 --> 00:26:01,194 [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 364 00:26:01,194 --> 00:26:03,797 BACKSTREET BOYS. A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE >> TOM BRADY 365 00:26:03,797 --> 00:26:06,032 >> TIGER WOODS >> TOM -- TOM BRADY. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, TOM BRADY 366 00:26:06,032 --> 00:26:09,703 TOM BRADY. ANOTHER VERB ENDING IN I-N-G >> CRYING. 367 00:26:09,703 --> 00:26:15,709 >> Jimmy: CRYING YES, GOOD, CRYING. TWO WORDS THAT RHYME 368 00:26:15,709 --> 00:26:20,080 >> GARAGE, MINAJ [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. 369 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:28,388 GARAGE, MINAJ. A LONG, SILLY WORD [ INDISCERNIBLE AUDIENCE SUGGEST 370 00:26:28,388 --> 00:26:32,559 >> WHAT? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: A DISEASE? 371 00:26:32,559 --> 00:26:35,795 >> YEAH, WHAT IS THAT? >> Jimmy: "IRI-DOPTA--"? "DACLI --" I'M HAPPY THE 372 00:26:35,795 --> 00:26:40,433 EDIBLES ARE KICKING IN THIS IS A -- [ LAUGHTER ] 373 00:26:40,433 --> 00:26:44,471 "IRIDOCYCLITIS." >> YEAH, WE -- >> Jimmy: IRIDOCY -- YEAH, OF 374 00:26:44,471 --> 00:26:46,339 COURSE ALL RIGHT, NOW, WE FILLED OUT THE WORDS FOR OUR SCENE. 375 00:26:46,339 --> 00:26:52,479 GOOD LUCK TO OUR CUE CARD. [ LAUGHTER ] SO SORRY, ROMAN. 376 00:26:52,479 --> 00:26:56,182 ARE YOU READY TO PERFORM OUR SCENE? >> I DON'T KNOW NOW. 377 00:26:56,182 --> 00:26:58,685 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LET'S GO, LET'S DO THIS 378 00:26:58,685 --> 00:27:00,653 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 379 00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:10,163 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> AM I GREEN? >> Jimmy: NO, YEAH, YOU'RE 380 00:27:10,163 --> 00:27:14,334 GREEN. YOU'RE GREEN, I'M RED. COMPUTER MAN 381 00:27:14,334 --> 00:27:17,704 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? >> OH, HELLO CAPTAIN STINKY. >> Jimmy: PLEASE CALL ME BY MY 382 00:27:17,704 --> 00:27:23,043 NICKNAME, MR. CATERPILLAR. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> I'M HERE FOR THE SAME REASON 383 00:27:23,043 --> 00:27:27,347 YOU'RE HERE, TO RESCUE THE KOALA STUCK ON THE ROOF OF THIS CHIPOTLE 384 00:27:27,347 --> 00:27:30,817 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I KNEW THERE WAS TROUBLE TONIGHT WHEN I SAW MY 385 00:27:30,817 --> 00:27:34,220 SIGNAL IN THE SKY. A LIGHT PROJECTED IN THE SHAPE OF A BABY. 386 00:27:34,220 --> 00:27:39,459 [ LAUGHTER ] >> WELL, USING OUR POWER, THIS RESCUE SHOULD BE SIMPLE. 387 00:27:39,459 --> 00:27:43,830 I'M FASTER THAN A SPEEDING SPATULA, AND EVERYTHING I TOUCH TURNS TO FUNGI 388 00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:47,233 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IMPRESSIVE I HAVE THE AGILITY OF 389 00:27:47,233 --> 00:27:53,239 A PLATYPUS AND WHEN I GET REALLY SMOKEY, I TURN INTO BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH 390 00:27:53,239 --> 00:27:57,410 [ LAUGHTER ] >> WOW I MUST TELL YOU, MY BACK STORY 391 00:27:57,410 --> 00:28:01,314 IS COMPLICATED WHEN I WAS "ELEVEN TOUSAND" YEARS OLD, I WAS - 392 00:28:01,314 --> 00:28:06,586 [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS ONCE BITTEN BY A GENIE [ LAUGHTER ] 393 00:28:06,586 --> 00:28:10,623 AND EVER SINCE, I'VE BEEN ABLE TO EMANATE MOOSES FROM MY ELBOW. 394 00:28:10,623 --> 00:28:13,793 [ LAUGHTER ] >> I KNOW. IT'S AMAZING, BUT WITH GREAT 395 00:28:13,793 --> 00:28:22,869 POWER COMES GREAT BURRITO. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOUR STORY REMINDS ME 396 00:28:22,869 --> 00:28:26,406 OF MY OWN. I BECAME A SUPERHERO AFTER I FELL INTO A TUB OF RADIOACTIVE 397 00:28:26,406 --> 00:28:29,776 BLOODY MARY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT LISTEN, WE MUST COMPLETE 398 00:28:29,776 --> 00:28:34,280 THIS RESCUE, BECAUSE THERE'S SOMETHING YOU DON'T KNOW IN THE TRAPPED KOALA'S COLLAR, 399 00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:41,054 THERE'S A USB DRIVE THAT CONTAINS IMAGES OF WAKA FLOCKA FLAME CLENCHING -- 400 00:28:41,054 --> 00:28:49,662 [ LAUGHTER ] -- CLENCHING HIS - >> AH. 401 00:28:49,662 --> 00:28:51,931 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, NO, HIS FIST, HIS FIST, HIS FIST 402 00:28:51,931 --> 00:28:55,235 >> YEAH, YEAH. AS A WARNING, I DO HAVE ONE WEAKNESS 403 00:28:55,235 --> 00:29:00,807 >> Jimmy: WHAT IS IT >> BACKSTREET BOYS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 404 00:29:00,807 --> 00:29:03,009 >> Jimmy: THAT'S OKAY. JUST REMEMBER WHAT PROFESSOR TOM BRADY TOLD US, THAT IF 405 00:29:03,009 --> 00:29:04,711 WE'RE EVER IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS, YOU PRESS THIS BUTTON, AND WE WILL BOTH IMMEDIATELY 406 00:29:04,711 --> 00:29:11,718 START CRYING [ LAUGHTER ] HERE WE GO 407 00:29:11,718 --> 00:29:17,524 [ FAKE CRYING IT'S WORKING OUR CRYING IS CAUSING THE KOALA 408 00:29:17,524 --> 00:29:23,863 TO BE SAVED! >> GARAGE, MINAJ [ LAUGHTER ] 409 00:29:23,863 --> 00:29:26,166 WE DID IT. >> Jimmy: YES, LET'S HIGH FIVE AND SAY THE SECRET SUPERHERO 410 00:29:26,166 --> 00:29:30,637 CATCH PHRASE ON THREE. ONE, TWO, THREE. IRI -- IRIDI -- COLOPTICUS, 411 00:29:30,637 --> 00:29:38,044 DUDE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE END, SCENE 412 00:29:38,044 --> 00:29:41,581 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS -- 413 00:29:41,581 --> 00:29:45,685 MY THANKS TO COLSON BAKER, AKA MACHINE GUN KELLY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 414 00:29:45,685 --> 00:30:09,209 HARRY KANE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 415 00:30:09,209 --> 00:30:14,581 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST SOCCER STARS IN THE WORLD, AND HE'S THE CAPTAIN 416 00:30:14,581 --> 00:30:19,252 OF THE ENGLAND NATIONAL TEAM THEY'LL BE COMPETING IN THE WORLD CUP LATER THIS YEAR. 417 00:30:19,252 --> 00:30:20,754 WORLD CUP LATER THIS YEAR. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME, HARRY KANE 418 00:30:21,821 --> 00:30:22,422 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 419 00:30:22,422 --> 00:30:38,838 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> HOW WE DOING? 420 00:30:38,838 --> 00:30:41,341 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH. WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE 421 00:30:41,341 --> 00:30:43,410 >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME. >> Jimmy: YOU -- YOU ARE MY -- YOU ARE MY "FIFA" PLAYER WHEN I 422 00:30:43,410 --> 00:30:48,448 PLAY VIDEO GAMES >> YOU PLAY "FIFA" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 423 00:30:48,448 --> 00:30:50,083 >> Jimmy: I PLAY YOU YEAH, YOU'RE MY GUY. >> OKAY. 424 00:30:50,083 --> 00:30:52,819 >> Jimmy: SO, I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU FOR ALL THE WINS >> ANY GOAL -- ANY GOALS 425 00:30:52,819 --> 00:30:55,789 >> Jimmy: YEAH, FANTASTIC, OH, ARE YOU KIDDING ME YEAH 426 00:30:55,789 --> 00:30:57,957 "KANE! I GET IT ALL THE TIME, YEAH. THAT'S - 427 00:30:57,957 --> 00:30:59,959 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE ONE OF THE TOP SOCCER PLAYERS IN THE WORLD, YOU'RE 428 00:30:59,959 --> 00:31:02,228 CAPTAIN OF THE ENGLAND NATIONAL TEAM YOU'VE WON COUNTLESS AWARDS. 429 00:31:02,228 --> 00:31:06,599 THERE'S AN EXHIBIT ABOUT YOU AT THE MUSEUM OF LONDON, RIGHT NOW. 430 00:31:06,599 --> 00:31:09,069 >> THAT'S RIGHT, YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU WERE A KID, DID, LIKE, YOUR COACHES THINK 431 00:31:09,069 --> 00:31:12,172 LIKE, "OH, THIS -- THIS KID, HARRY, IS GONNA BE A A SUPERSTAR? 432 00:31:12,172 --> 00:31:16,810 >> NO, I DON'T THINK SO. I DON'T THINK -- I MEAN, I WAS GOOD WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, BUT I 433 00:31:16,810 --> 00:31:21,481 DON'T THINK I WAS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEAM AND I REALLY HAD TO KIND OF 434 00:31:21,481 --> 00:31:24,517 WORK HARD TO KIND OF PROVE PEOPLE WRONG BUT I THINK THAT'S WHAT MADE 435 00:31:24,517 --> 00:31:26,720 ME, KIND OF, WHO I AM TODAY, AND GOT ME TO THE LEVEL I GOT TO, 'CAUSE THAT KIND OF 436 00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:31,725 SELF-BELIEF, THAT DRIVE, THAT DETERMINATION. AND THAT'S KIND OF WHAT THE 437 00:31:31,725 --> 00:31:33,393 MUSEUM'S THERE, TO KIND OF -- KIDS CAN GO AND LOOK AT THAT AND SEE MY JOURNEY, AND 438 00:31:33,393 --> 00:31:39,399 HOPEFULLY ONE DAY THEY CAN ASPIRE TO BE WHERE I AM. >> Jimmy: WHAT -- WHAT GETS YOU 439 00:31:39,399 --> 00:31:41,801 INSPIRED WHAT -- WHAT -- WHAT DO YOU WATCH, OR WHAT DO YOU READ, 440 00:31:41,801 --> 00:31:44,871 WHERE YOU GO LIKE, "OH, THAT'S INSPIRES ME? >> YEAH, I MEAN, ONE THING THAT 441 00:31:44,871 --> 00:31:51,511 DID INSPIRE ME, KIND OF, GROWING UP WAS ACTUALLY A TOM BRADY DOCUMENTARY. 442 00:31:51,511 --> 00:31:56,649 I WAS -- I WAS AWAY AT ANOTHER CLUB ALONE, AND, KIND OF, I WASN'T GETTING THE TEAM. 443 00:31:56,649 --> 00:31:59,386 AND IT WAS KIND OF THAT PERIOD IN MY -- I WAS 18-YEARS-OLD -- IT WAS LIKE, "IF I CAN'T PLAY 444 00:31:59,386 --> 00:32:05,859 HERE, HOW CAN I PLAY FOR MY TEAM?" TOTTENHAM, AT THE TIME 445 00:32:05,859 --> 00:32:09,229 AND COME ACROSS THIS DOCUMENTARY ON YOUTUBE IT WAS -- I THINK IT WAS CALLED 446 00:32:09,229 --> 00:32:11,598 "THE BRADY 6," IT WAS KIND OF ABOUT HOW HE GOT PICKED IN THE 6th ROUND, AND THEN BECOME WHO 447 00:32:11,598 --> 00:32:14,367 HE BECOME, ONE OF THE GREATEST SPORTSMEN EVER AND IT JUST GAVE ME A REAL 448 00:32:14,367 --> 00:32:17,971 BELIEF THAT IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR ME TO GO ON, AND KIND OF HAVE THAT -- HAVE THAT CAREER 449 00:32:17,971 --> 00:32:22,475 AND YEAH, THANKFULLY I WAS ABLE TO DO THAT >> Jimmy: IT'S A BOOST, YEAH 450 00:32:22,475 --> 00:32:29,449 AND YOU -- YOU'VE GOTTEN TO BE FRIENDS WITH TOM BRADY NOW, RIGHT? 451 00:32:29,449 --> 00:32:32,285 >> YEAH, I MEAN, WE -- WE'VE GOT IN TOUCH I MEAN, I WAS KIND OF FOLLOWING 452 00:32:32,285 --> 00:32:36,222 HIM ON INSTAGRAM, AND HE KIND OF COMMENTED ON ONE OF MY -- MY PICTURES WHEN I -- 453 00:32:36,222 --> 00:32:39,392 >> Jimmy: YOU SLID INTO HIS DMs? [ LAUGHTER ] 454 00:32:39,392 --> 00:32:41,594 >> I SLID INTO HIS DMs AND -- NO, HE WAS A GREAT GUY WE KIND OF GOT TALKING 455 00:32:41,594 --> 00:32:46,733 I KIND OF -- I'M -- I'M AN NFL FAN. SO I WAS KIND OF WISHING HIM 456 00:32:46,733 --> 00:32:49,803 LUCK FOR -- FOR THE SEASON AND STUFF. AND YEAH, JUST KIND OF GREW 457 00:32:49,803 --> 00:32:55,108 A RELATIONSHIP FROM THERE, REALLY >> Jimmy: DID YOU KNOW THAT HE 458 00:32:55,108 --> 00:32:57,677 WAS GOING TO COME OUT OF RETIREMENT >> I MEAN, I WASN'T 100% SURE. 459 00:32:57,677 --> 00:32:59,646 HE ACTUALLY COME TO -- TO A GAME, ONE OF OUR GAMES IN THE UK ABOUT TWO MONTHS AGO. 460 00:32:59,646 --> 00:33:05,518 IT WAS ACTUALLY THE DAY BEFORE HE ANNOUNCED HE WAS COMING BACK TO PLAY. 461 00:33:05,518 --> 00:33:09,255 AND I ASKED HIM, I WAS LIKE, "OH, HOW ARE YOU GETTING ON? HOW IS RETIREMENT TREATING 462 00:33:09,255 --> 00:33:11,658 YOU? AND HIS FACE JUST WAS LIKE, "MM, I'M NOT SURE IF I'M READY 463 00:33:11,658 --> 00:33:18,865 YET. SO, I MEAN, HE DIDN'T, LIKE, SAY HE WASN'T -- 464 00:33:18,865 --> 00:33:20,500 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU WERE LIKE, "WAIT A SECOND DID HE JUST SAY THAT -- WHAT I 465 00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:23,069 THINK HE DID?" >> YEAH, PRETTY MUCH SO, I MEAN, YEAH 466 00:33:23,069 --> 00:33:25,638 SO, NEXT DAY, HE ANNOUNCED IT, WHICH WAS -- I THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT, YOU KNOW. 467 00:33:25,638 --> 00:33:28,908 IT'S GREAT I -- I LOVE WATCHING HIM >> Jimmy: YEAH 468 00:33:28,908 --> 00:33:30,910 >> AND IT'S GREAT FOR THE SPORT. >> Jimmy: IF EVER EMERGENCY 469 00:33:30,910 --> 00:33:33,613 NEED BE, AND THEY NEED A KICKER FOR THE BUCCANEERS, OR THE NEW YORK GIANTS, OR THE JETS - 470 00:33:33,613 --> 00:33:39,419 >> YEAH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: COULD YOU STEP IN? 471 00:33:39,419 --> 00:33:43,356 WOULD YOU BE A GOOD KICKER COULD YOU KICK FIELD GOALS >> I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE I COULD 472 00:33:43,356 --> 00:33:48,395 I'D PUT MYSELF UP THERE FOR SURE >> Jimmy: YEAH 473 00:33:48,395 --> 00:33:50,296 WE'RE -- LIKE TO -- I DON'T HAVE ANY TIE-IN WITH ANY ORGANIZATION, BUT WE WOULD LOVE 474 00:33:50,296 --> 00:33:53,833 TO WELCOME YOU TO NEW YORK - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] -- TO PLAY FOR EITHER ONE. 475 00:33:53,833 --> 00:33:58,004 RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE FOUR GOALS AWAY FROM BEING ENGLAND'S TOP GOAL-SCORER OF ALL-TIME. 476 00:33:58,004 --> 00:34:02,175 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I MEAN, WHAT -- WHAT DOES THAT -- I MEAN, HOW ARE YOU 477 00:34:02,175 --> 00:34:07,414 FEELING GOING INTO THIS -- THIS YEAR'S WORLD CUP >> YEAH, I MEAN, I'M EXCITED 478 00:34:07,414 --> 00:34:11,551 YOU KNOW, THE LAST WORLD CUP WAS REALLY SPECIAL WE GOT TO THE SEMIFINAL, WHICH 479 00:34:11,551 --> 00:34:17,891 WAS THE FIRST SEMIFINAL WE'D GOT TO IN LIKE, 30 YEARS AS A NATION 480 00:34:17,891 --> 00:34:20,427 AND THE COUNTRY WAS GOING PRETTY MAD BUT, OF COURSE, WE FELL THAT 481 00:34:20,427 --> 00:34:24,798 ONE STEP SHORT, SO I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS ONE. WE HAVE A GREAT TEAM 482 00:34:24,798 --> 00:34:28,401 REALLY GOOD PLAYERS, REALLY GOOD COACH WE'VE BEEN, KIND OF BUILDING 483 00:34:28,401 --> 00:34:32,205 NICELY TO -- TO THIS WORLD CUP AND I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. 484 00:34:32,205 --> 00:34:35,508 AND HOPEFULLY, YEAH, CAN TRY AND BREAK THAT GOAL RECORD WHILST WE'RE THERE 485 00:34:35,508 --> 00:34:38,445 >> Jimmy: WOW, HARRY KANE. WE -- YOU KNOW, I WAS GOING TO CHALLENGE YOU TO SOMETHING, 486 00:34:38,445 --> 00:34:41,514 SOME TYPE OF -- BUT YOU WOULD JUST CRUSH ME IN ANYTHING. BUT THEN I GO, "OH, THIS MIGHT 487 00:34:41,514 --> 00:34:48,088 BE A GOOD IDEA." WOULD YOU -- WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY ME IN A GAME OF FOOSBALL? 488 00:34:48,088 --> 00:34:52,325 >> LET'S DO IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: A MINI -- A MINI 489 00:34:52,325 --> 00:34:56,596 FOOSBALL TABLE HERE. >> HAVE YOU BEEN -- HAVE YOU BEEN PRACTICING? 490 00:34:56,596 --> 00:34:58,565 >> Jimmy: I HAVE NOT BEEN PRACTICING, NO, LET ME JUST SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE 491 00:34:58,565 --> 00:35:01,935 OKAY, GOOD ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ME THERE OKAY, GOOD 492 00:35:01,935 --> 00:35:05,105 FIRST ONE TO TWO WINS? IS THAT OKAY >> OKAY, LET'S DO IT, YEAH 493 00:35:05,105 --> 00:35:08,074 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, BUDDY GOOD LUCK. NO -- NO HARD FEELINGS, RIGHT? 494 00:35:08,074 --> 00:35:14,748 >> ALL THE BEST, YEAH? >> Jimmy: YEAH * 495 00:35:14,748 --> 00:35:17,484 >> OH. OH >> Jimmy: MY GOD 496 00:35:17,484 --> 00:35:20,854 [ BELL DINGS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE THAT FAST 497 00:35:20,854 --> 00:35:22,722 ALL RIGHT. 1-0. >> 1-NIL 498 00:35:22,722 --> 00:35:25,792 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS A GOOD SHOT >> THANK YOU THAT'S A STRIKER, RIGHT? 499 00:35:25,792 --> 00:35:27,627 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT WAS A A STRIKER. OKAY, READY? 500 00:35:27,627 --> 00:35:29,829 * HUH, NO! [ BELL DINGS ] 501 00:35:29,829 --> 00:35:32,132 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I DID IT MYSELF. I CAN'T EVEN WIN AT THAT 502 00:35:32,132 --> 00:35:35,502 I CAN'T EVEN WIN IN THIS GAME! HARRY KANE, EVERYBODY. THE CHAMP. 503 00:35:35,502 --> 00:35:39,239 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU CAN WATCH HIM COMPETE IN THE WORLD CUP LATER THIS YEAR. 504 00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:42,409 LAINEY WILSON PERFORMS FOR US, AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND 505 00:35:42,409 --> 00:36:05,699 YOU CRUSHED ME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 506 00:36:05,699 --> 00:36:07,400 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS THE REIGNING ACM NEW FEMALE ARTIST OF THE YEAR. 507 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:14,274 PERFORMING HER NEW SINGLE "HEART LIKE A TRUCK," GIVE IT UP FOR LAINEY WILSON 508 00:36:17,444 --> 00:36:35,428 [ HEART BEAT ] * * I NEVER STAY IN 509 00:36:35,428 --> 00:36:43,169 ONE PLACE TOO LONG * * THE DIRT ROAD SINGIN' ME A SIREN'S SONG * 510 00:36:43,169 --> 00:36:51,277 * I GOTTA FIND A FIEL I NEED TO SPIN MY WHEELS * * I GOTTA A HANKERIN' 511 00:36:51,277 --> 00:36:56,282 FOR FOUR WIDE TIRES * * AND I CAN'T HELP IT IT'S THE WAY I'M WIRED * 512 00:36:56,282 --> 00:37:04,924 * BOY YOU GET TOO CLOSE BOY YOU NEED TO KNOW * * I GOT A HEART 513 00:37:04,924 --> 00:37:10,030 LIKE A TRUCK * * IT'S BEEN DRU THROUGH THE MUD * 514 00:37:10,030 --> 00:37:14,034 * RUNS ON DREAM AND GASOLINE * * AND THAT OLD HIGHWA 515 00:37:14,034 --> 00:37:20,240 HOLDS THE KEY * * IT'S GOTTA LEAD FOO DOWN WHEN IT'S LEAVIN' * 516 00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:25,145 * LORD KNOWS IT'S TAKEN A HELL OF A BEATIN' * * A LITTLE BIT OF LOV 517 00:37:25,145 --> 00:37:30,183 IS ALL THAT IT'S NEEDIN' * * BUT IT'S GOOD AS IT IS TOUGH * 518 00:37:30,183 --> 00:37:36,423 * I GOT A HEART LIKE A TRUCK * * THERE AIN'T NO BRAKIN 519 00:37:36,423 --> 00:37:41,127 WHEN I THROW IT IN DRIVE * * DON'T ALWAYS KEEP I IN-BETWEEN THE LINES * 520 00:37:41,127 --> 00:37:43,830 * IF YOU'RE READY FOR A RIDE * * PEDAL DOW 521 00:37:43,830 --> 00:37:48,068 STATE OF MIND * * BOY I TELL YOU WHAT YOU BETTER BUCKLE UP * 522 00:37:48,068 --> 00:37:52,072 * I GOT A HEART LIKE A TRUCK * * IT'S BEEN DRU 523 00:37:52,072 --> 00:37:57,277 THROUGH THE MUD * * RUNS ON DREAM AND GASOLINE * 524 00:37:57,277 --> 00:38:02,649 * AND THAT OLD HIGHWA HOLDS THE KEY * * IT'S GOTTA LEAD FOO 525 00:38:02,649 --> 00:38:08,221 DOWN WHEN IT'S LEAVIN' * * LORD KNOWS IT'S TAKEN A HELL OF A BEATIN' * 526 00:38:08,221 --> 00:38:12,692 * A LITTLE BIT OF LOV IS ALL THAT IT'S NEEDIN' * * BUT IT'S GOOD 527 00:38:12,692 --> 00:38:18,498 AS IT IS TOUGH * * I GOT A HEART LIKE A TRUCK * 528 00:38:18,498 --> 00:38:32,812 * * GO ON AND SEE IF YOU CA KNOCK OFF THE DUST YEAH * 529 00:38:32,812 --> 00:38:37,751 * SHINE IT UP REV IT UP AND LET IT RUN YEAH * * IT GETS A HIGH RIDIN' 530 00:38:37,751 --> 00:38:46,259 OFF INTO THE SUN YEAH * * I GOT A HEART LIKE A TRUCK * 531 00:38:46,259 --> 00:38:52,499 * IT'S BEEN DRU THROUGH THE MUD * * RUNS ON DREAM 532 00:38:52,499 --> 00:38:57,737 AND GASOLINE * * AND THAT OLD HIGHWA HOLDS THE KEY * 533 00:38:57,737 --> 00:39:01,474 * IT'S GOTTA LEAD FOO DOWN WHEN IT'S LEAVIN' * * LORD KNOWS IT'S TAKEN 534 00:39:01,474 --> 00:39:06,046 A HELL OF A BEATIN' * * A LITTLE BIT OF LOV IS ALL THAT IT'S NEEDIN' * 535 00:39:06,046 --> 00:39:10,216 * BUT IT'S GOOD AS IT IS TOUGH * * I GOT A HEART 536 00:39:10,216 --> 00:39:27,467 OH LIKE A TRUCK * * GO ON AND SEE IF YOU CA KNOCK OFF THE DUST YEAH * 537 00:39:27,467 --> 00:39:31,838 * SHINE IT UP REV IT UP AND LET IT RUN YEAH * * IT GETS A HIGH RIDIN' 538 00:39:31,838 --> 00:39:40,146 OFF INTO THE SUN YEAH * * IT GETS A HIGH RIDIN' OFF INTO THE SUN * 539 00:39:40,146 --> 00:39:45,418 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE 540 00:39:45,418 --> 00:39:49,889 THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT LAINEY WILSON! "HEART LIKE A TRUCK" IS OUT 541 00:39:49,889 --> 00:39:53,827 NOW. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY COME ON BACK 542 00:39:53,827 --> 00:40:13,146 OH, MY GOSH! * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 543 00:40:13,146 --> 00:40:17,517 COLSON BAKER, AKA MACHINE GUN KELLY, HARRY KANE, CHANNING TATUM 544 00:40:17,517 --> 00:40:21,988 LAINEY WILSON, ONCE AGAIN. AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, FROM PHILADELPHIA, 545 00:40:21,988 --> 00:40:27,260 PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU TO ALL OF OUR U.S. MILITARY SERVICE MEMBERS 546 00:40:27,260 --> 00:40:32,032 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 547 00:40:32,032 --> 00:40:36,770 SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY THANK YOU.