>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR,
KRISTEN BELL MUSICAL GUEST, COAST CONTRA, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1674 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
COME ON. THANK YOU. ENJOY YOURSELF, EVERYBODY.
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME -- >> I LOVE YOU, JIMMY >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU TOO, I
LOVE YOU TOO [ CHEERS ] I LOVE YOU
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. YOU'RE HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU MADE IT. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
THANKS FOR BEING HERE. WELL, GUYS, THIS IS VERY EXCITING
TOMORROW IS THE OFFICIAL START OF SUMMER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
TOMORROW I LOVE SUMMER, ALTHOUGH I COULD HAVE DONE WITHOUT THIS ON MY
SUBWAY RIDE TO WORK TODAY. A GUY HANDED ME SUNSCREEN AND ASKED IF I WOULD DO HIS BACK
I GO - [ LAUGHTER ] HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS.
STARTING TOMORROW, COVID VACCINE SHOTS WILL BE AVAILABLE TO KIDS 5 AND UNDER.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S -- THAT'S RIGHT, KIDDOS
NO MORE EXCUSES, TIME TO HEAD BACK TO THE OFFICE LIKE THE REST OF US
YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, KIDS CAN FINALLY GET
VACCINATED AGAINST COVID MEANWHILE, CHUCK E. CHEESE WAS LIKE, "I STILL WOULDN'T TOUCH
THAT BALL PIT. [ COUGHING ] [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S RIGHT KIDS AS YOUNG AS 6 MONTHS CAN GET PFIZER'S THREE-DOSE
VACCINE. YEP, EVERY PARENTS DREAM, TAKING THEIR KID THREE TIMES IN
A ROW TO GET A SHOT. [ LAUGHTER ] THREE SHOTS.
RIGHT NOW, PARENTS ARE LIKE, "WHAT THE HELL MIGHT AS WELL GET THEIR EARS
PIERCED TOO. WELL, EVERYONE'S BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS
OVER THE WEEKEND, PRESIDENT BIDEN WAS ON A BIKE RIDE -
[ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T EVEN NEED TO DO A JOKE >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: HE'S GOING FOR A BIKE RIDE NEAR HIS BEACH HOUSE IN DELAWARE WHEN HE TOOK A LITTLE
SPILL. HERE, CHECK THIS OUT IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ SAD TUBA ]
>> Jimmy: POOR BIDEN EVEN HIS BIKE WAS LIKE, "I'M SORRY, BUT I CAN NO LONGER
SUPPORT YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] IF YOU WANT TO SEE THAT CLIP
AGAIN, IT'S AIRING ON A 24-HOUR LOOP ON FOX NEWS [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, IT'S -- IT'S SHOCKING. NOT THE FALL, THAT BIDEN LOOKS KIND OF GOOD IN BIKE SHORTS.
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. I GO, INTERESTING.
THAT'S RIGHT, BIDEN FELL AND EVERYONE HAS JOKES, BUT NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT HOW GOOD HE
USED TO BE ON A BIKE DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER THIS VIDEO?
* *
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LIKE, THEY NEVER SHOW THAT
I MEAN, THAT WAS BACK -- THAT WAS BACK BEFORE -- >> Steve: WOW!
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS BACK BEFORE YOU HAD TOE CLIPS OR WHATEVER AND --
>> Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] PENNY-FARTHING
>> Jimmy: YEAH SPEAKING OF THE PRESIDENT, ACCORDING TO A RECENT POLL,
MOST AMERICANS DO NOT WANT BIDEN OR FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP TO RUN AGAIN IN 2024
YEAH, IN TWO YEARS, AMERICA IS GOING TO WALK INTO A VOTING BOOTH LIKE, "UH, CAN WE CHOOSE
'NONE OF THE ABOVE'? WHAT ARE WE -- [ LAUGHTER ]
I THINK WE'RE AT THE POINT NOW WHERE 2024 IS JUST GOING TO BE HOLOGRAMS OF JFK AND REAGAN.
YOU GO - [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S A TOUGH CHOICE.
PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "DO I WANT A GUY WHO CAN'T RIDE A BIKE OR A GUY WHO CAN'T WALK DOWN
A RAMP I DON'T KNOW WHICH - [ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, ON SATURDAY, TRUMP HELD A RALLY IN MEMPHIS, AND HE SAID PRETTY MUCH WHAT YOU'D EXPECT.
SO, INSTEAD OF SHOWING THE SAME CLIPS YOU'VE SEEN A MILLION TIMES, IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER
INSTALLMENT OF "TRUMP WITH NO CONTEXT. ENJOY.
[ YELLING AND GROANING ] *
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WHAT >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS SEE THIS?
APPARENTLY, HBO IS WORKING ON A "GAME OF THRONES" SPINOFF SERIES BASED AROUND JON SNOW
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE THAT ALREADY EXISTS
IT'S CALLED "GAME OF THRONES." AM I WRONG [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT WOULD BE LIKE NBC CREATING A "SEINFELD" SPINOFF BASED ON JERRY.
[ LAUGHTER ] HEY, THIS IS EXCITING. A NEW TRAILER FOR THE NEXT
"FAST & FURIOUS" SEQUEL JUST CAME OUT AND I'VE GOT TO SAY, IT LOOKS
PRETTY INTENSE CHECK THIS OUT
>> THIS SUMMER, FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS BECAUSE THE FAMILY IS GETTING BACK TOGETHER FOR ONE
MORE EPIC RIDE [ LAUGHTER ] "FAST & FURIOUS X: JOE-KYO
DRIFT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PRESENTED IN PARTNERSHIP WITH
METAMUCIL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: "JOE-KYO DRIFT."
>> Steve: "JOE-KYO." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "JOE-KYO DRIFT."
YEAH >> Steve: "JOE-KYO DRIFT." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WOW. >> Jimmy: HEY GUYS, GET THIS I HEARD ABOUT A GUY WHO WAS
ADDICTED TO PEPSI AND SAID HE DRANK 30 CANS A DAY FOR 20 YEARS
[ AUDIENCE OOHS YEAH ASKED WHAT FINALLY MADE HIM
STOP, HE SAID, "I TRIED A COKE." [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, HE'S TOTALLY FINE, EXCEPT IF YOU SHAKE HIM, HE EXPLODES. [ LAUGHTER ]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I READ THAT ACCORDING TO A NEW POLL, AMERICANS ONLY FEEL RELAXED FOR
ABOUT 40 MINUTES A DAY [ AUDIENCE OOHS I THOUGHT WE'D TRY TO GET THAT
UP TO 41 BY SHARING SOME RELAXING THOUGHTS, RIGHT NOW, DURING THIS SHOW
CAN I GET SOME MUSIC, PLEASE * [ LAUGHTER ]
HEY. [ LAUGHTER ] NO ONE REMEMBERS THAT YOU HAD
BANGS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ LAUGHTER ]
WHEN YOUR FRIENDS MAKE A NEW GROUP CHAT, THEY TYPE IN YOUR NAME FIRST
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE EVERY DAY, YOUR MAILMAN IS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, THIS IS THE
MOST MAIL I'VE EVER SEEN!" [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE NOT A WIMP FOR PEELING
OFF THE PUDDING SKIN THAT STUFF'S GROSS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
IF HE MET YOU, CHANNING TATUM WOULD PROBABLY LIKE YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT EMAIL THAT YOU'VE BEEN MEANING TO SEND FOR TWO YEARS, WHEN YOU FINALLY SEND IT, IT'LL
BE THAT MUCH MORE SPECIAL. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE LAST NIGHT AT DINNER, YOU SAID
SOMETHING SO FUNNY, THE WAITER TOLD THE CHEF ABOUT IT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
* NOBODY FLOSSES [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
EVERYONE'S KNEES CRACK A LITTLE WHEN THEY KNEEL. YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] THE COOLER YOU ARE, THE LOUDER THEY CRUNCH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, YOU LOOK GREAT IN THAT FIRST SELFIE.
THERE'S NO NEED TO TAKE ANY MORE [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU NAILED IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU.
I FEEL BETTER. I FEEL BETTER. I FEEL MORE RELAXED.
I FEEL BETTER. WELL, IT WAS A CRAZY TRAVEL WEEKEND ALL OVER THE WORLD
AND I SAW THAT THERE WAS A A LUGGAGE MALFUNCTION AT THE LONDON HEATHROW AIRPORT THAT
CREATED A BIT OF A BACK-UP IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THIS, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> Jimmy: IT'S ODD WHEN AN
AIRLINE LOSES YOUR BAGGAGE BUT ALSO KNOWS EXACTLY WHERE IT IS [ LAUGHTER ]
ONE WOMAN SAID, "THAT'S WHY I TIE A LITTLE RED RIBBON ON MY BAG.
[ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, T.J. MAXX IS LIKE, "LOOKS FINE TO US.
THAT LOOKS COOL. THAT'S NORMAL. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY, IT'S TIME FOR OUR LATEST INSTALLMENT OF "TONIGHT SHOW POLLS."
HERE WE GO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
* TONIGHT SHOW POLLS * >> Jimmy: NOW THIS FIRST POLL ASKED, "WHAT'S THE MEANING OF
LIFE?" 32% SAID, "TO LOVE AND BE LOVED IN RETURN.
29% SAID, "TO LEAVE THE WORLD BETTER THAN YOU FOUND IT." 39% SAID, "BEYONCE'S NEXT
ALBUM, WHICH COMES OUT JULY 29th. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THIS NEXT POLL ASKED, "WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST CONCERN THIS SUMMER AS AN AMERICAN?
25% SAID, "RISING GAS PRICES." 25% SAID, "RISING INFLATION. 25% SAID, "RISING INTEREST
RATES. 25% SAID, "FALLING JOE BIDENS. AND THEY -
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ALL RIGHT. NO
WE'RE GOOD >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT POLL ASKED, "WHAT SHOULD BE THE SLOGAN FOR
THE NEW CANNED JACK AND COKE 15% SAID, "THE OTHER COCA-COLA CLASSIC.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 35% SAID, "NO BARTENDER REQUIRED."
50% SAID, "BASICALLY, THE ALCOHOLIC VERSION OF PERT PLUS."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS NEXT POLL SAID, "WHAT DO YOU USE TO DO A CROSSWORD
PUZZLE?" 10% SAID, "PENCIL. 10% SAID, "PEN."
80% SAID, "GOOGLE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "I'M A GENIUS.
THIS NEXT ONE ASKED, "DO YOU THINK KYRIE IRVING SHOULD PLAY FOR THE "A," NETS, OR "B,"
KNICKS?" BROOKLYN FANS SAID, "AYOU KNOW!"
[ LAUGHTER ] KNICKS FANS SAID, "OOOOOH! I MEAN 'B!'"
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THIS LAST POLL ASKED, "WHAT'S THE LAST THING YOU WANT
TO HEAR THE PILOT SAY ON YOUR FLIGHT?" 25% SAID, "WE'RE DELAYED."
35% SAID, "WE HAVE A PROBLEM." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 40% SAID, "I JUST SAW 'TOP GUN
2' AND I WANNA TRY SOME STUFF. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR
"TONIGHT SHOW POLLS. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR IS HERE,
TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KRISTEN BELL IS ON THE SHOW.
AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM COAST CONTRA STICK AROUND
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR. COME ON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: I WAS DOING A LITTLE
RESEARCH ABOUT YOUR EARLIER DAYS AND I READ SOMEWHERE THAT YOU
WERE FRIENDS WITH BILLY CRYSTAL. >> YES
>> Jimmy: DID YOU PLAY BASKETBALL WITH HIM? >> NO.
BUT WE PLAYED A GAME OF BADMINTON. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW, EVERYBODY. I HOPE EVERYONE HAD A NICE
WEEKEND. HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO ALL THE DADS OUT THERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND A HAPPY JUNETEENTH TO EVERYONE
WE ARE HAPPY TO BE CELEBRATING -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SUCH AN IMPORTANT HOLIDAY TODAY. WHAT A GREAT WEEK OF SHOWS WE
HAVE AHEAD KIM KARDASHIAN WILL BE HERE THIS WEEK.
MAYA RUDOLPH WILL BE HERE. AND JULIE ANDREWS WILL ALL BE HERE
WHAT A WEEK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND SOME GREAT MUSICAL
PERFORMANCES FROM BRETT ELDREDGE, CONAN GRAY, AND PARIS JACKSON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT.
SHE HAS A BRAND NEW CHILDREN'S BOOK OUT TOMORROW CALLED "THE WORLD NEEDS MORE PURPLE
SCHOOLS. KRISTEN BELL IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YEAH AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC. HERE'S A STORY WITH IT
I SAW THESE GUYS ON INSTAGRAM REELS. AND I WAS JUST -- I WAS JUST
SCROLLING THROUGH IT AND THEY BLEW ME AWAY I WAS LIKE, OH, MY GOSH.
I EMAILED OUR MUSIC BOOKER, JULIE GUROVITSCH I WAS LIKE, "HAVE YOU HEARD OF
THESE GUYS WHAT'S THEIR STORY." AND SHE WAS LIKE, "THEY'RE
AMAZING. AND WE BOOKED THEM THEY MIGHT BE THE FIRST BAND WE
EVER BOOKED OFF OF INSTAGRAM EVER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM COAST CONTRA TONIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THEN I WAS TALKING TO -- I WAS TALKING TO TARIQ
BACKSTAGE. I ALWAYS TALK TO - [ LAUGHTER ]
I ALWAYS TALK TO TARIQ WHEN I MAKE MY BOOKINGS AND ANY OF MY CHOICES.
MY FASHION CHOICES WHAT I'M HAVE FOR DINNER WHATEVER
I JUST TEXT HIM. I'M LIKE, "YO, RIQ, SHOULD I GET THIS
WHAT'S UP? AND I SAID, "HAVE YOU HEARD OF COAST CONTRA."
AND YOU'RE LIKE, "YEAH." YOU ACTUALLY KNEW THEM YOU KNOW THEM.
>> Tariq: YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH AND YOU SAID, "IT MIGHT BE THE
BEST BOOKING WE'VE EVER MADE." >> Tariq: I SAID, "JIMMY, YOU'VE DONE A GOOD THING."
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THERE YOU GO THAT'S EXACTLY CORRECT COAST CONTRA IS HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN NBA LEGEND AND ACTIVIST AND AN
AWARD WINNING COLUMNIST. HE ALSO DOES INCREDIBLE WORK THROUGH HIS CHARITY, THE
SKYHOOK FOUNDATION PLEASE WELCOME KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. YES!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELCOME BACK >> THANK YOU SO MUCH, JIMMY.
>> Jimmy: KAREEM, IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING
HERE YOU LOOK GREAT YOU WERE -- YOU WERE BORN AND
RAISED IN NEW YORK CITY. >> YES >> Jimmy: YEAH
AND I WAS DOING A LITTLE RESEARCH ABOUT YOUR EARLIER DAYS
AND I READ SOMEWHERE THAT YOU WERE FRIENDS WITH BILLY CRYSTAL.
>> YES >> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU GUYS BECOME FRIENDS
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL HERE IN MANHATTAN AT POWER MEMORIAL.
AND ONE OF BILLY'S BEST FRIENDS WENT TO -- WAS MY CLASSMATE. AND HE ALWAYS WANTED ME TO COME
OUT AND HANG OUT IN LONG BEACH, LONG ISLAND. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> IT'S JUST - [ CHEERS ] IT'S TOO FAR FOR ME.
I LIVED AT THE OTHER END OF MANHATTAN. [ LAUGHTER ]
FINALLY, BEFORE WE GRADUATED, I WENT UP THERE TO VISIT NEIL, OUR MUTUAL FRIEND.
SO, WE WENT OVER TO BILLY'S HOUSE. AND HIS MOTHER ANSWERS THE DOOR
AND SAYS, "YOU KNOW, BILLY'S NOT HERE YOU GUYS BETTER COME BACK IN AN
HOUR OR TWO. HE'S OVER WITH HIS FRIENDS DOING SOMETHING.
AND WE COULDN'T FIND HIM BUT THE FUNNIEST THING ABOUT THAT WAS BILLY'S MOM FROM THAT
POINT ON SAID, "OH, I'VE KNOWN -- I'VE KNOWN KAREEM LONGER THAN
BILLY HAS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: TECHNICALLY, YEAH,
SHE'S RIGHT. SHE TECHNICALLY KNOWS -- YEAH, SHE'S RIGHT.
WAS HE -- WAS HE FUNNY >> HE WAS ALWAYS FUNNY >> Jimmy: YEAH
DID YOU PLAY BASKETBALL WITH HIM? >> NO.
BUT WE PLAYED A GAME OF BADMINTON. [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S KIND OF TOUGH ON HIM BECAUSE ALL I HAD TO DO WAS STAND AT THE NET AND HOLD MY
RACQUET UP LIKE THAT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH
MAYBE WE'LL GET A REMATCH ONE DAY. >> MAYBE
>> Jimmy: THE NBA NAMED AN AWARD AFTER YOU. IT IS THE KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR
SOCIAL JUSTICE CHAMPION AWARD. AND EVERY YEAR, THE AWARD GOES TO A PLAYER THAT HELPS TO DRIVE
EQUALITY FOR HISTORICALLY MARGINALIZED COMMUNITIES YOU'VE SAID THIS BEFORE.
YOU SAID, "I CAN DO MORE THAN STUFF A BALL THROUGH A HOOP. THE GREATEST ASSET IS MY MIND.
AND -- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN TO THE NEXT GENERATION FOLLOWING YOUR LEAD OFF THE COURT?
>> I THINK THE NBA HAS DONE A GREAT JOB OF ENCOURAGING THE PLAYERS TO DO WHAT THEY CAN TO
HELP THE COMMUNITIES WHERE THEY PLAY YOU KNOW, WE PROVIDE A LOT OF
ENTERTAINMENT. BUT PEOPLE NEED REAL HELP. SO, THE FACT THAT THEY'VE NAMED
THIS AWARD AFTER ME IS VERY GRATIFYING TO ME BUT WHAT IT DOES FOR THE
COMMUNITIES THAT THESE GUYS TRY TO HELP -- I MEAN, THAT -- THOSE ARE THE THINGS THAT LIFT
US ALL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IT'S AMAZING WHAT
YOU'VE DONE. AND WE'VE TALKED ABOUT IT. YOU'VE BEEN ON THE SHOW BEFORE
JUNETEENTH WAS YESTERDAY AND WHEN IT BECAME A FEDERAL HOLIDAY LAST YEAR, YOU SAID
THAT YOU WERE MORE RELIEVED THAN HAPPY CAN YOU EXPLAIN THAT
>> WELL, I THINK IT'S BEEN TOO LONG YOU KNOW, IT TOOK -- IT TOOK
TOO LONG BEFORE PEOPLE STARTED THINKING ABOUT CELEBRATING THAT NATIONWIDE
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT WAS ONLY IN THE BLACK COMMUNITY, WHERE IT'S BEEN
CELEBRATED FOR MANY YEARS. BUT I THINK THAT THE THINGS THAT MAKE AMERICA GREAT, WE'RE
ALWAYS ANXIOUS TO TALK ABOUT IT BUT WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT THE
THINGS THAT ARE TOUGH HERE IN AMERICA. AND IF WE DON'T TALK ABOUT
THEM, WE CAN'T EVER CHANGE THEM SO, AS LONG AS WE CAN GET TO
THE POINT THAT WE CAN TALK ABOUT THESE THINGS, WE CAN MAKE POSITIVE CHANGE.
AND THAT'S WHAT IT SHOULD BE ALL ABOUT. >> Jimmy: YEAH
GOOD I'M GLAD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
ON TOP OF EVERYTHING YOU DO, YOU'RE ALSO AN AWARD WINNING WRITER
WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS ON THE SHOW WHEN YOU COME ON. YOU GET WRITING AWARDS -- YOU
ACTUALLY HAVE MORE WRITING AWARDS THAN YOU HAVE NBA CHAMPIONSHIPS.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] LAST YEAR YOU STARTED A SUBSTACK
YOU WRITE ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU WRITE ABOUT POLITICAL ISSUES
YOU REVIEWED "TOP GUN. I THOUGHT WAS INTERESTING. WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING YOUR
EDITOR IN CHIEF? >> WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S ALWAYS -- IT'S TOUGH WHEN YOUR
IDEAS AND YOUR EDITOR'S IDEAS DON'T MESH THAT'S -- THAT'S DIFFICULT
BUT I DON'T HAVE THAT PROBLEM. AND YOU KNOW, I CAN BE KAREEM THE SPORTS COMMENTATOR, KAREEM
THE POLITICAL COMMENTATOR. I CAN BE KAREEM THE ORDINARY JOURNALIST
>> Jimmy: RESTAURANT REVIEWER. >> YEAH. YOU NAME IT.
I'M ALWAYS DOWN FOR A FREE MEAL [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: ME TOO, ME TOO COUNT ME IN, COUNT ME IN [ APPLAUSE ]
I WANT TO MENTION YOUR CHARITY, THE SKYHOOK FOUNDATION I LOVE THIS.
I LOVE WHAT YOU DO, ESPECIALLY I LOVE HELPING KIDS. AND YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING
VERY, VERY COOL WITH THIS ARTIST NAMED CHARLY PALMER >> CHARLY PALMER, YEAH
>> Jimmy: HE CREATED THIS PORTRAIT OF YOU. LOOK AT THIS
YEAH [ APPLAUSE ] THERE ARE 500 OF THESE
>> YES, 500. AND WE'RE SELLING THEM YOU CAN GO TO
KAREEMABDULJABBAR.COM IF YOU WANT TO BUY ONE. AND THE PROCEEDS GO TO THE
SKYHOOK FOUNDATION AND TO HELP KEEP US ABOVE WATER SO THAT WE DON'T DROWN.
WE TAKE KIDS OUT INTO THE FOREST, THE ANGELES NATIONAL FOREST
AND THEY DO S.T.E.M. AND S.T.E.A.M. PROGRAMS. >> Jimmy: LEARN HOW TO PROGRAM,
DO EVERYTHING. BUT ALSO LEARN HOW TO LOOK AT A TREE
>> HOW TO LOOK AT A TREE, WATER QUALITY, SOIL QUALITY. FLORA AND FAUNA.
AND IT JUST -- IT HELPS THE KIDS LEARN THAT THE WORLD IS BIGGER THAN THEIR LITTLE
NEIGHBORHOOD IN L.A. A LOT OF THEM HAVEN'T EVER BEEN OUT OF THEIR NEIGHBORHOODS
AND THEY CAN SEE THE ANGELES NATIONAL FOREST FROM THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT THEY'VE NEVER BEEN THERE SO, YOU KNOW, WE'RE EXPANDING THEIR WORLD AND MAKING IT
POSSIBLE FOR THEM TO FIND OUT, YOU KNOW, WHAT'S OUT THERE IN THE WORLD THAT THEY CAN HOOK
ONTO THAT WILL GIVE THEM A A MEANINGFUL LIFE. >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT, KAREEM.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING
HERE FOR MORE INFORMATION ON THE SKYHOOK FOUNDATION AND KAREEM'S
SUBSTACK, VISIT KAREEMABDULJABBAR.COM. KAREEM AND I ARE DOING
SOMETHING FUN AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND COME ON BACK
>> COME ON BACK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: "FROZEN 3. CAN WE ANNOUNCE ANYTHING >> I WOULD -- WOULD LIKE TO
OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCE WITH ZERO AUTHORITY, "FROZEN 3." >> Jimmy: WOW!
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. WE ARE HANGING OUT WITH
KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR RIGHT HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KAREEM, YOU'RE A LEGEND BOTH ON
AND OFF THE COURT, SO I THOUGHT YOU COULD HELP ME SETTLE SOME OF THE BIGGEST AND MOST
IMPORTANT DEBATES EVER >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: YOU READY TO DO THIS
ALL RIGHT, IT IS TIME FOR "KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR SETTLES IT."
* KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR SETTLES IT *
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO FIRST UP SUMMERTIME BASKETBALL COURT --
INDOOR OR OUTDOOR? >> INDOOR, BECAUSE IT WON'T RAIN AND YOU -- THE SUN WON'T
BEAT YOU UP. >> Jimmy: YEAH THERE YOU GO
THAT'S THE GAME. THAT'S A GREAT ANSWER. [ APPLAUSE ]
SUMMERTIME TREAT -- ICE CREAM OR POPSICLES >> POPSICLES, WHEN I THINK
ABOUT LEARNING THE GAME UPTOWN WHEN I WAS A KID AND ICE CREAM WHEN I WANT TO
GET EMOTIONAL ABOUT WATCHING THE MOVIE "TITANIC." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT [ LAUGHTER ] ROLLER COASTERS OR WATER
SLIDES >> OH, GEEZ, ROLLER COASTERS WATER SLIDES ARE NOTHING BUT
OUTDOOR BIDETS [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH YOU BUILD UP ENOUGH SPEED -- YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, YEAH
OH, HOW ABOUT THIS THIS IS INTERESTING. I THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER TO
THIS ONE BEST HOT DOG TOPPING >> THE TEARS OF THE
1985 CELTICS WHEN THEY LOST TO THE LAKERS IN THE FINALS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
I WAS GOING TO SAY MUSTARD BUT -- [ LAUGHTER ]
THIS ONE -- I THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS ONE TOMATO ON A GRILLED CHEESE
>> NO WAY, MAN >> Jimmy: YEAH NO
YEAH, NO >> THAT'S -- THAT'S LIKE PUTTING -- THAT'S LIKE PUTTING
ANCHOVIES ON JELL-O. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, DON'T DO THAT.
LET'S GO INTO MOVIES -- SUMMER MOVIES "MINIONS" OR "TOY STORY"
>> "MINIONS" BECAUSE THEY COPIED MY GOGGLES. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH
THAT'S RIGHT, YEAH >> MY SIGNATURE GOGGLES. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE SIGNATURE --
THAT'S RIGHT YEAH, OKAY GOOD, YOU'RE RIGHT
WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE A MULLET OR A PONYTAIL? >> I'D RATHER HAVE A CHOICE
BETWEEN EITHER OF THEM [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "STAR WARS" OR "STAR
TREK"? >> "STAR WARS. I ALWAYS WANTED TO PLAY A GIANT
MONSTER IN A MOVIE FOR CHEWBACCA, IT'S NOT GOING TO BE HARD TO LEARN HIS LINES.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: J.J., GEORGE LUCAS, YOU WATCHING THIS?
COME ON. ALL RIGHT, BEST BARBECUE SIDE? BAKED BEANS OR COLESLAW?
>> COLESLAW. PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO BE NEAR ME ANYTIME I'VE HAD A BOWL OF
BAKED BEANS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SLAM DUNK OR SKYHOOK
>> SLAM DUNK IF I WANT TO INTIMIDATE SKYHOOK IF I WANT TO SHOW
PEOPLE THEY CAN'T STOP ME IF THEY TRIED [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: AND THEN I HAVE TO ASK YOU THIS FINALLY, ONCE AND FOR ALL, WHO
IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME? JORDAN, LeBRON, OR YOU [ AUDIENCE OOHs
YOU HAVE TO ANSWER YOU HAVE TO ANSWER >> I'LL ANSWER
THE G.O.A.T. -- THE G.O.A.T. COMMITTEE MEETS IN SECRET, OKAY
[ LAUGHTER ] SO - THAT'S JUST SOMETHING WE'RE NOT
GOING TO KNOW ABOUT, YOU KNOW? BUT IF LeBRON BREAKS MY RECORD THIS NEXT YEAR COMING UP, THAT
WILL BE ONE LAST RECORD THAT I WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT EVER AGAIN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OKAY BUT THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME
CAN I JUST SAY IT? >> WHY NOT >> Jimmy: KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * MY THANKS TO
KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR. MORE INFORMATION ABOUT HIS CHARITY, THE SKYHOOK FOUNDATION
CAN BE FOUND AT KAREEMABDULJABBAR.COM. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
KRISTEN BELL, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY TALENTED ACTRESS, AND A A NUMBER ONE BEST-SELLING
AUTHOR SHE HAS A BRAND-NEW CHILDREN'S BOOK CALLED "THE WORLD NEEDS
MORE PURPLE SCHOOLS," WHICH IS OUT TOMORROW EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME
KRISTEN BELL
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: KRISTEN BELL
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THEY LOVE YOU. >> THAT WAS SMOOTH, THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: THEY LOVE YOU. >> I LOVE YOU TOO! >> Jimmy: WE LOVE YOU, COME ON
>> HI! >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOTTA FEEL GREAT.
>> IT FEELS SPECTACULAR, ESPECIALLY WITH THAT GROOVE. >> Jimmy: I MEAN, RIGHT?
COME ON. >> GUYS. >> Jimmy: I WANTED TO ASK YOU
BECAUSE YOU HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON WITH KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR.
HE ACTUALLY WROTE AN EPISODE OF "VERONICA MARS"? >> HE DID.
WE'RE MARSHMALLOWS, GUYS HE'S A MARSHMALLOW >> Jimmy: REALLY
>> YES [ CHEERS ] HE -- HE IS A SPECTACULAR
WRITER FOR ANYONE WHO HASN'T READ ANYTHING HE'S WRITTEN, I
HIGHLY, HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU SEEK IT OUT. HE'S GOT SUCH A GREAT
PERSPECTIVE, HE'S SUCH AN AWESOME WRITER AND DURING THE REBOOT AT HULU,
HE, LIKE, SUBMITTED TO BE A WRITER AND ROB THOMAS, OUR CREATOR, LIKE FREAKED OUT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S LIKE, "WAIT, KAREEM WATCHES 'VERONICA MARS'?
HE LIKES US? >> WE WERE LIKE, "WHAT?" AND HE WROTE A SPECTACULAR
EPISODE. SO, WE WORKED TOGETHER >> Jimmy: HOW COOL IS THAT
I LOVE THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> PRETTY COOL
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO GET TO THE BOOK CONGRATS ON THIS
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: IT'S AWESOME THIS WEEKEND WAS FATHER'S DAY,
AND I KNOW DAX -- YOUR HUSBAND, DAX SHEPARD -- VERY, VERY FUNNY INDIVIDUAL
I LOVE HIM >> YEAH. HE'S A STUD.
>> Jimmy: HE'S A STUD. [ LAUGHTER ] >> HE'S FUNNY, BUT HE'S ALSO A
A STUD >> Jimmy: HE IS A STUD >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND I -- WHEN I KNEW HIM, HE WAS ALWAYS IN SHAPE, BUT NOW HE'S JACKED.
>> HE IS -- HE TOOK COVID VERY SERIOUSLY. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH. HE WAS -- HE'S JUST LIKE -- HE
WAS LIKE - >> Jimmy: HE TOOK IT AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO JUST LIFT
>> LIFT SO MUCH. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> HE LIFTS ALL THE TIME
HE LOVES MUSCLES [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S REALLY CUTE
>> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT HE -- BUT HE HAS HIS OWN GYM, RIGHT? HE HAS -
>> HE HAS HIS OWN GYM. AND THAT'S -- WHAT'S FUNNY -- WELL, IRONIC, IS HE WAS OUT OF
TOWN FOR MOTHER'S DAY, AND I WAS OUT OF TOWN FOR FATHER'S DAY, SO WE KIND OF BLEW IT
BUT ON SATURDAY WE GOT HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE HIS BUDDY, LIKE, TOOK HIM
SOMEWHERE. AND MY GIRLS AND I - HE HAS A GYM, WHICH IS OUR
GARAGE AND IT IS NOT NEW. AND HE CALLS IT "BLACK MOLD
PARADISE," BECAUSE HE HAS, FOR ABOUT THE LAST YEAR AND A HALF, BEEN CHALLENGING THE ROCK
PUBLICLY TO, LIKE, I GUESS WORKOUT BATTLES? [ LAUGHTER ]
BECAUSE -- >> Jimmy: IS THAT A THING? >> I GUESS
LIKE, LIFTING CHALLENGES MAYBE IT'S NOT LIKE A FIGHT. HE'S CERTAINLY -- HE'S NOT
DUMB, HE DOESN'T WANT TO FIGHT THE ROCK BUT HE -
>> Jimmy: NO [ LAUGHTER ] >> HE POSTS ON INSTAGRAM A LOT,
LIKE "BRING IT ON, DWAYNE. LIKE, BECAUSE HE HAS "IRON PARADISE," WHICH IS LIKE,
THIS BEAUTIFUL GYM >> Jimmy: OH, THE ROCK'S GYM IS UNBELIEVABLE
>> IT'S INSANE >> Jimmy: AND HE DOESN'T LET ANYONE WORK OUT THERE.
>> HE DOESN'T? >> Jimmy: NO, NO, IT'S LIKE, SECRET
>> OH, THEN THIS IS A LOSING BATTLE FOR DAX WELL, I THINK WHAT DAX IS
TRYING TO DO IS INVITE HIM TO "BLACK MOLD PARADISE." WHICH IS ABOUT THE SIZE OF THIS
STAGE. >> Jimmy: "BLACK MOLD PARADISE"?
>> "BLACK MOLD PARADISE," YEAH 'CAUSE THERE'S A LITTLE -- THERE'S SOME CREEPY CRAWLIES IN
THE CORNERS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THERE'S SOMETHING GROWING IN THERE
>> BUT WHAT HE CALLS IT -- HIS FULL NAME -- >> Jimmy: UH HUH
>> -- FOR THE GYM IS "DAN GAINZ" -- WITH A Z -- "DAN GAINZ BEEF HAUS
#BLACKMOLDPARADISE." [ LAUGHTER ] AND HE -- BY THE WAY, HE USES
THIS HASHTAG ON INSTAGRAM ALL THE TIME, AND I DON'T THINK ANYONE -
>> Jimmy: AND IT MAKES NO SENSE, NO ONE KNOWS WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT.
>> NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IT IS HE DOESN'T CARE. >> Jimmy: HE DOESN'T CARE.
>> NO, HE DOESN'T CARE >> Jimmy: "DAN GAINZ --" >> "DAN GAINZ" -- HE CALLS
HIMSELF DAN FOR, LIKE, TAKEOUT 'CAUSE NOBODY KNOWS WHAT DAX IS
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY DON'T RECOGNIZE THAT AS A NAME
>> RIGHT, AND THEY'RE LIKE, "SURE, ZACK. AND HE'S LIKE, "I'LL JUST SAY
DAN. >> Jimmy: DAN. >> "DAN GAINZ BEEF HAUS
#BLACKMOLDPARADISE." SO FOR FATHER'S DAY, WE GOT HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE
AND MY GIRLS AND I WENT IN THERE AND WE SPRAY PAINTED "DAN GAINZ BEEF HAUS
#BLACKMOLDPARADISE." AND LIKE, DECORATED WITH ACRYLIC MARKERS ALL OVER THE
INSIDE OF HIS GYM TO COVER UP ALL THE BLACK MOLD [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH BUT -- WE HAVE A -- HERE'S -- HERE'S A PICTURE, RIGHT HERE.
HERE'S - >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: "DAN GAINZ BEEF
HAUS." >> "BEEF HAUS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: IT ALMOST SEEMS, LIKE, GERMAN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> SO, I GOT, LIKE, VINYL STENCILS THAT'S THE COOL THING ABOUT
KNOWING PROP MASTERS FROM, LIKE, FILM AND TV WORK >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE'RE LUCKY.
>> YOU CAN BE LIKE, "CAN I GET A VINYL STENCIL, LIKE, 12 INCHES BY 9 FEET?
AND THEY'RE LIKE, "ABSOLUTELY. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SEE, LIKE, HE SHOULD MAKE HOT DOGS.
"DAN GAINZ --" >> I'M SURE HE WOULD NOT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT.
>> Jimmy: "BEEF HAUS." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> WHEN I MET HIM, HE HAD A HOT
DOG MAKER THAT WAS LIKE HALF THE SIZE OF THIS TABLE, LIKE, IN THE KITCHEN
>> Jimmy: WHAT >> AND I WAS LIKE -- >> Jimmy: DAX, I WILL -- I WILL
TAKE THAT FROM YOU, DAX. [ LAUGHTER ] >> WE'VE ALREADY GIVEN IT AWAY
>> Jimmy: YOU ALREADY GAVE IT AWAY >> WE GAVE IT TO OUR BEST
FRIENDS. YEAH, WE GAVE IT TO RYAN HANSEN.
IT STILL COMES OUT ONCE IN A A WHILE, BUT IT'S NOT IN MY KITCHEN!
>> Jimmy: I HAVE SOME -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I HAVE SOME THINGS, WHERE,
YEAH, MY WIFE WAS LIKE, "YEAH, WE'RE GOOD WITH THAT IF YOU WANT TO GIVE IT TO YOUR FRIEND
OR SOMETHING?" >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I GO, "WHY DON'T YOU
WANT THIS WALL-SIZED POSTER OF THE BEASTIE BOYS?" [ LAUGHTER ]
"IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON, BUD YOU GOTTA, LIKE -- YEAH
>> YEAH. SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA - >> Jimmy: YEAH
MY BUDDY GAVE ME THIS THING I STILL HAVE IN MY OFFICE, HE WAS LIKE -
'CAUSE I -- I LOVE BUDDY HOLLY >> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: IT'S JUST A WEIRD --
TWO THINGS I LOVE BUDDY HOLLY, AND I ALSO LOVE STAINED-GLASS
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: AND I DON'T KNOW WHY IT JUST CAME UP, AND HE'S LIKE,
"YOU LOVE STAINED-GLASS. HE GOES, "DO YOU LIKE -- AND HE SAID SOMETHING LIKE, "DO
YOU LIKE BUDDY HOLLY?" AND I GO, "I DO ACTUALLY." HE GOES, "I HAVE A
A STAINED-GLASS PORTRAIT OF BUDDY HOLLY -- [ LAUGHTER ]
-- "THAT MY WIFE IS LIKE, 'THERE'S NO WAY WE'RE KEEPING THIS IN THE LIVING ROOM.'"
[ LAUGHTER ] SO I GO, "I WILL BORROW IT, AND WHENEVER YOU NEED IT BACK, I
WILL HANG IT IN MY OFFICE. AND IT'S BEEN IN MY OFFICE SINCE "LATE NIGHT.
NEAL BRENNAN, IF YOU NEED IT BACK, I HAVE IT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, I HAVE - >> NEAL, YOU GOT RID OF THAT
WOW. >> Jimmy: NO, YEAH, IT'S PRETTY -- IT'S PRETTY MAGICAL,
YEAH >> THAT'S AMAZING. SOMETIMES YOU INHERIT SOME GOOD
STUFF. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LIKE IT. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW
BOOK CONGRATS ON THIS, BY THE WAY >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: "THE WORLD NEEDS MORE PURPLE SCHOOLS." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: OUT TOMORROW YOUR FIRST BOOK, "THE WORLD
NEEDS MORE PURPLE PEOPLE," WAS AN INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER
RIGHT TO NUMBER ONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONGRATS ON THAT
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT I LOVE THE ART
I LOVE THE - I LOVE ALL OF THE, UH -- >> THERE'S A LOT OF BOOGERS IN
IT >> Jimmy: THERE'S BOOGERS IN IT
>> THERE WAS BOOGERS IN THE FIRST ONE. THERE'S BOOGERS IN THIS ONE,
GUYS >> Jimmy: IT'LL MAKE -- YEAH, IT'LL MAKE KIDS LAUGH, AND KIDS
HAPPY, AND MAKE -- >> HOPEFULLY BETTER PEOPLE TOO >> Jimmy: -- EVERYONE -- YEAH.
>> HOPEFULLY GOOD PEOPLE >> Jimmy: IT'LL MAKE PEOPLE THINK.
AND MAKE GOOD PEOPLE >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHICH IS WHAT WE
WANT THAT'S THE POINT >> THAT WAS KIND OF THE GOAL
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE POINT >> THAT'S THE POINT.
WELL, 'CAUSE, YEAH, IN THE FIRST ONE WE IDENTIFIED THESE FIVE PRINCIPLES WE THOUGHT
WERE - IT WAS LIKE, WE WROTE THE FIRST ONE WHEN THE WORLD WAS ARGUING
REMEMBER WHEN, LIKE, EVERYONE WAS ARGUING ABOUT EVERYTHING, AND IT WAS THE ONLY THING
EVERYBODY WANTED TO DO AND IT'S, LIKE, DIED DOWN A LITTLE BIT, BUT WE STILL LOVE
TO ARGUE AND SO, WE WERE LIKE, "WHAT IF WE COME UP WITH THESE PURPLE
PRINCIPLES THAT MADE BEING NICE, AND RESPONSIBLE, AND A A GOOD LISTENER, COOL?
SO, WE WERE LIKE, "PURPLE PEOPLE - THEY ASK GREAT QUESTIONS
THEY LAUGH A LOT THEY WORK HARD THEY USE THEIR VOICE, AND THEY
LISTEN AND THEY -- JUST BE YOU. BECAUSE YOU'RE THE --"
WE LIKE TO SAY, "BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY YOU WE'VE GOT." >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT IS TRUE
[ AUDIENCE AWS ] [ APPLAUSE ] I LOVE THAT.
AND THERE'S A LITTLE EASTER EGG IN HERE, A TINY NOD TO "FROZEN," WHICH I LIKE
AND YOU'RE LIKE -- CAN WE JUST SEE, THERE IN A LITTLE --
LET IT GO. >> YEAH, "AND THEN SHE SAID, 'LET IT GO, LET IT GO.'" >>
Jimmy: YEAH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT
>> AND THEN THERE'S THE BOOGERS! >> Jimmy: AND THERE'S --
YEAH, THERE ARE BOOGERS THERE, YEAH >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: TOUGH SEGWAY RIGHT INTO "FROZEN." >> DO IT
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I LOVE "FROZEN II." >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: I ALMOST LIKED IT MAYBE BETTER -- CAN I SAY THAT >> OF COURSE YOU CAN
>> Jimmy: I DON'T COMPARE THE TWO. >> YOU CAN SAY WHATEVER YOU
WANT >> Jimmy: THAT'S TRUE, I CAN >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT'S YOUR SHOW. >> Jimmy: IT IS MY SHOW.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT I DO -- I DID ENJOY "FROZEN," JUST -- BUT
"FROZEN II" KIND OF -- I JUST -- GREAT. "FROZEN 3," CAN WE ANNOUNCE
ANYTHING >> I WOULD, WITH - LIKE TO OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCE --
[ DRUMROLL ] WITH ZERO AUTHORITY -- [ DRUMROLL ]
"FROZEN 3. >> Jimmy: WOW! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: WITH ZERO -- >> AND PLEASE, PLEASE BEAR IN
MIND I DID SAY "ZERO AUTHORITY," 'CAUSE I CAN'T DO THAT
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU CAN'T ANNOUNCE IT. >> I'M NOT -- I CAN'T DO THAT.
NO, I'M NOT IN CHARGE. >> Jimmy: BUT THERE COULD BE SOMETHING MAYBE IN THE WORKS
AND MAYBE HAPPENING. MAYBE. >> WELL, YOU KNOW, I'M -- I'LL
KEEP IT MYSTERIOUS BUT I KNOW IDINA RECENTLY SAID SHE WOULD DO IT, AND I FEEL
LIKE IF WE'RE ALL IN - >> Jimmy: WHAT >> LIKE --
>> Jimmy: WE'RE ALL IN >> WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR >> Jimmy: COME ON, WE WANT IT.
>> WE WANT IT. LETS DO IT >> Jimmy: WE LOVE YOU.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KRISTEN BELL "THE WORLD NEEDS MORE PURPLE
SCHOOLS" IS AVAILABLE TOMORROW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GO PICK IT UP RIGHT NOW.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM COAST CONTRA
STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: YEAH COAST CONTRA MAKING THEIR TV DEBUT
PERFORMING "NEVER FREESTYLE" AND "LEGACY" FROM THEIR ALBUM "APT. 505," GIVE IT UP FOR
COAST CONTRA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* WHOA WHOA WHO YOU ROCKIN' WITH THE COAST ON THE TONIGHT SHOW *
* YOU ROCKING WITH THE COAS ON THE TONIGHT SHO OKAY I KICK YOUR FLI
HUH KEEP IT MOVIN' * * HIP HOP YOU CAN'T STO THIS TYPE OF MOVEMEN
I'M A STORY TELLER S LET ME GET RIGHT INTO IT * * ABOUT THIS TIME
I ALMOST DIE OVER SOME BOOT SAY WHAT *
* BROWN SKIN IT WAS THIS CUTI THAT THREW A PARTY AT HER CRIB TOLD ME COME THROUGH BUT *
* DAMNIT I KNEW BETTE GRANTED I'M TOO CLEVER * * BUT I'M FROM PHILLY
I'M READY RUMBLE LIKE WHOEVER * * I'M ON THE WA
SOMETHING KEPT TELLING M BOY YOU FOOLIS COME ON *
* COULDN'T GET A LIFT FROM MY BROTHE SO CALLED A UBER
COME ON * * GOT DROPPED OFF HIT FIVE STAR
HE WAS THE COOLEST BUT NOT THE CLEANEST * * BUT AT LEAS
HE PLAYED MY MUSIC HUH, HUH * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH Y POISON AND POWER
THEY OFFER GUCCI AND FAME * * THEY THINK I'M NE TO THIS MONE
THEY THINK I'M NEW TO THIS GAME * * THEY WANNA SEE US IN WHIP
THEY WANNA SEE US IN CHAIN LEGACY LEGACY LEGACY THEY TRYNA RUIN THE NAME *
* LEGACY LEGACY LEGACY UH THEY TRYNA RUIN THE NAME U LEGACY LEGACY LEGACY U
THEY TRYNA RUIN THE NAME * * THEY OFFE
POISON AND POWER U THEY OFFER GUCCI AND FAME * * LEGACY LEGACY LEGACY UH
MAKE EM REMEMBER THE NAME * * PHASE ONE WE WAS UNFAZE AIN'T NO BACKLAS
FOR THE FREE SLAVE WEALTH * * ANCESTORS PLOTTIN
IN THE GRAVE SO THE WHIP CHAIN CUSTOM MAD WEALTH *
* PICKING COTTO UNDER SUN RA THEY WAS SWEATING BULLET
OUTTA 12 GAGE * * PLANTATION TURN TO SHOOTING RAGE
SLAVE MASTER ALL IN SHOOTING RANGE * * LIVIN' LEGEND
IM'A DIE A LEGEN WITH MY HONO DOING THIS LIKE *
* WHEN YOU SPIT LIKE THIS NICE HOMIE YOU ESCAPE KARM ME AND MY BROTHERS
IS SOME REAL RHYMERS * * I'D SAY THE GREATES IS COAST CONTRA IT MIGHT B
LIVING LEGEN YEAH I MIGHT BE * * AHEAD OF THE GAME
I MIGHT BE WAIT * * WAKE UP BLESSED UP UH
HOPPED OUT DRIPPED UP UH PAID DUES TIMES UP U BODY BAG ZIPPED UP UH *
* RAP GOD PRAYED UP U LONG NIGHTS STAYED UP UH WHOLE SQUAD CAME UP UH
HIP HOP SAVED US * * THIS THE LIFE SEE THIS THE LIFE I CHOS
505 WE SLEPT INSID THE COLD * * HAD TO LEARN TO COO
WITHOUT THE STOV ONLY THING THAT KEPT US HO WAS FLOWS *
* ALL MY DA WAS A1 HONOR ROL WE NEVER EVER DISRESPECT
THE CODE * * TAJ RAS AUSTIN RIO LO WENT FROM SCRAPPING TOAS
AND NOW WE TOAST * * PULLING WOMEN BAD AS AMBER ROS
THE TYPE OF WORLD'S A STAG TO BE TOO COLD * * THEY DROP US 50
JUST TO PACK A SHOW LETS G BALLIN NOW AND I AIN'T TALKING ROSE *
* MY GRAMMY TOLD ME DON'T YOU SELL YOUR SOUL WHAT'S A GRAMM
WHEN YOUR SOUL IS GOLD * * MY ONLY GOAL IS I'MA DIE A GOA
'CAUSE THIS THE LIFE THAT I DONE CHOSE * * POISON AND POWE
WHAT THEY OFFER GUCCI AND FAM WHAT *
* THEY THINK I'M NE TO THIS MONE THEY THINK I'M NEW
TO THIS GAME * * THEY WANNA SEE US IN WHIP THEY WANNA SEE US IN CHAIN
WEALTH * * LEGACY LEGACY LEGAC THEY TRYNA RUIN THE NAME
LET'S GO * * LEGACY LEGACY LEGACY UH THEY TRYNA RUIN THE NAME U
LEGACY LEGACY LEGACY U THEY TRYNA RUIN THE NAME * * THEY OFFE
POISON AND POWER U THEY OFFER GUCCI AND FAME UH *
* LEGACY LEGACY LEGACY UH MAKE 'EM REMEMBER THE NAME * * MY FAMILY GONE HAVE POWER
LIKE THE MEDICI' I FEEL LIKE FRANCISCO VITORI SI *
* DIPLOMATIC SINCE THE ATTI WRITING BARS BRIGHTE THAN YA PATEK BOY *
* THEY GONE HALL OF FAME ME FOR MY STORY CRITICS TURNIN
INTO CRICKETS * * CAUSE I'M JUST TOO BI FOR ANY CATEGORY
AND I PLANNED IT SINCE A LIL BOY * * MY FLOW DRI
FROM A COCA LEAF THEY AIN'T SEEN A BROTHE COME FROM OVERSEAS *
* I AIN'T TALKING CHANE BUT IT'S LUXURY AY DOWN IN COLOMBIA
ADONDE YO NACI * * MY LEGACY REALL THE RECIPE U
MIXING CULTURE NOW THEY CAN'T IGNORE IT * * FUNNY FAKE PEOPLE
SAYING THAT THEY SAW IT * * WHEN I POSTED UP A SHOW THEY WASN'T GOIN
NOW THEY TRYNA COME WITH ME ON TOUR * * RIGHT I KICKE
THE DEVIL OU MIXING MY SINS WITH THE WEED JUST TO LEVEL OUT *
* FOUND ME A BETTER ROUTE RAPPING BOUT NUTHI AIN'T NOTHIN
TO SING ABOUT * * SMOKE GOT THE COAST TATTE IN INK AND BLOOD
COAST CONTRA LISTE MY CLICK IS UP * * FROM BIRDS ON THE CUR
NOW WE FLYING WITH DOVES WASSUP BRRR * * THESE PEOPL
JUMP OFF THE PORCH RUN INTO US AN JUMP BACK ON THE PATIO *
* RAPPIN' LIKE THIS FINNA COP ME A PORSCHE OH THAT'S YO CHICK
I LEFT THAT ON THE PATIO * * FACTS ALL MY BROTHER ENDORSE
OF COURSE BY GOD WITH PRINCIPLES THIC AS RAY DALIO *
* WHEN I RAP GOTTA SNAP LIKE THE BACK OF A 7 WHOSE NAME WAS DADDIO *
* IT'S A REASON MY SLAP WE JUST MADE A NEW HIT YOU AIN'T HIT BACK *
* NONE YOU PEOPLE EQUIPPE FOR THE MIX-MATC GOTTA KNOW WITH THE FLOW
I COULD SWITCH THAT * * THEY FINESSIN YOU BROTHERS
I'M BOUT MINE * * THOUGHT MY WATCHE WAS BROKEN
IT'S BOUT TIME * * HAD TO SLIDE FROM THE WES TO SOUTH SID
THEN COME BACK AND ATTACK FROM THE OUTSIDE * * WITH MY BROTHERS 'CAUSE
THEY OFFER POISON AND POWE THEY OFFER GUCCI AND FAME * * THEY THINK I'M NE
TO THIS MONE THEY THINK I'M NEW TO THIS GAME *
* LEGAC THEY WANNA SEE US IN WHIPS THEY WANNA SEE US IN CHAINS *
* LEGACY LEGACY LEGAC THEY TRYNA RUIN THE NAME COAST *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YO THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, RIGHT
THERE. COAST CONTRA "APT. 505" IS OUT NOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, THAT'S THE WAY TO DO IT. THAT'S THE WAY TO DO IT, RIGHT
THERE. OH, REMEMBER THAT -- COAST CONTRA
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR, KRISTEN BELL, COAST CONTRA,
ONCE AGAIN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE,
FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY
THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *