1 00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:12,145 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:12,145 --> 00:00:19,386 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,386 --> 00:00:22,655 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR, 4 00:00:22,655 --> 00:00:27,594 KRISTEN BELL MUSICAL GUEST, COAST CONTRA, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:27,594 --> 00:00:35,769 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1674 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:35,769 --> 00:00:41,307 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:43,243 --> 00:00:44,744 * 8 00:00:44,744 --> 00:01:04,964 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 9 00:01:04,964 --> 00:01:08,568 COME ON. THANK YOU. ENJOY YOURSELF, EVERYBODY. 10 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:11,404 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME -- >> I LOVE YOU, JIMMY >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU TOO, I 11 00:01:11,404 --> 00:01:13,139 LOVE YOU TOO [ CHEERS ] I LOVE YOU 12 00:01:13,139 --> 00:01:16,209 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. YOU'RE HERE. 13 00:01:16,209 --> 00:01:22,115 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU MADE IT. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 14 00:01:22,115 --> 00:01:24,417 THANKS FOR BEING HERE. WELL, GUYS, THIS IS VERY EXCITING 15 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:27,487 TOMORROW IS THE OFFICIAL START OF SUMMER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 16 00:01:27,487 --> 00:01:33,093 TOMORROW I LOVE SUMMER, ALTHOUGH I COULD HAVE DONE WITHOUT THIS ON MY 17 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:36,863 SUBWAY RIDE TO WORK TODAY. A GUY HANDED ME SUNSCREEN AND ASKED IF I WOULD DO HIS BACK 18 00:01:36,863 --> 00:01:40,700 I GO - [ LAUGHTER ] HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS. 19 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:44,738 STARTING TOMORROW, COVID VACCINE SHOTS WILL BE AVAILABLE TO KIDS 5 AND UNDER. 20 00:01:44,738 --> 00:01:50,643 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S -- THAT'S RIGHT, KIDDOS 21 00:01:50,643 --> 00:01:52,946 NO MORE EXCUSES, TIME TO HEAD BACK TO THE OFFICE LIKE THE REST OF US 22 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:55,682 YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, KIDS CAN FINALLY GET 23 00:01:55,682 --> 00:01:59,285 VACCINATED AGAINST COVID MEANWHILE, CHUCK E. CHEESE WAS LIKE, "I STILL WOULDN'T TOUCH 24 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:05,625 THAT BALL PIT. [ COUGHING ] [ LAUGHTER ] 25 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:07,694 THAT'S RIGHT KIDS AS YOUNG AS 6 MONTHS CAN GET PFIZER'S THREE-DOSE 26 00:02:07,694 --> 00:02:11,531 VACCINE. YEP, EVERY PARENTS DREAM, TAKING THEIR KID THREE TIMES IN 27 00:02:11,531 --> 00:02:16,436 A ROW TO GET A SHOT. [ LAUGHTER ] THREE SHOTS. 28 00:02:16,436 --> 00:02:18,972 RIGHT NOW, PARENTS ARE LIKE, "WHAT THE HELL MIGHT AS WELL GET THEIR EARS 29 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:22,475 PIERCED TOO. WELL, EVERYONE'S BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS 30 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:24,544 OVER THE WEEKEND, PRESIDENT BIDEN WAS ON A BIKE RIDE - 31 00:02:24,544 --> 00:02:33,720 [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T EVEN NEED TO DO A JOKE >> Steve: YEAH 32 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:36,890 >> Jimmy: HE'S GOING FOR A BIKE RIDE NEAR HIS BEACH HOUSE IN DELAWARE WHEN HE TOOK A LITTLE 33 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:43,363 SPILL. HERE, CHECK THIS OUT IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT. 34 00:02:43,363 --> 00:02:43,396 HERE, CHECK THIS OUT IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT. 35 00:02:47,867 --> 00:02:58,645 [ LAUGHTER ] [ SAD TUBA ] 36 00:02:58,645 --> 00:03:02,048 >> Jimmy: POOR BIDEN EVEN HIS BIKE WAS LIKE, "I'M SORRY, BUT I CAN NO LONGER 37 00:03:02,048 --> 00:03:07,821 SUPPORT YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] IF YOU WANT TO SEE THAT CLIP 38 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:16,062 AGAIN, IT'S AIRING ON A 24-HOUR LOOP ON FOX NEWS [ LAUGHTER ] 39 00:03:16,062 --> 00:03:21,167 YEAH, IT'S -- IT'S SHOCKING. NOT THE FALL, THAT BIDEN LOOKS KIND OF GOOD IN BIKE SHORTS. 40 00:03:21,167 --> 00:03:24,437 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. I GO, INTERESTING. 41 00:03:24,437 --> 00:03:26,272 THAT'S RIGHT, BIDEN FELL AND EVERYONE HAS JOKES, BUT NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT HOW GOOD HE 42 00:03:26,272 --> 00:03:29,843 USED TO BE ON A BIKE DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER THIS VIDEO? 43 00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:29,876 DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER THIS VIDEO? 44 00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:33,413 * * 45 00:03:33,413 --> 00:03:35,915 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LIKE, THEY NEVER SHOW THAT 46 00:03:35,915 --> 00:03:37,884 I MEAN, THAT WAS BACK -- THAT WAS BACK BEFORE -- >> Steve: WOW! 47 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:40,186 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS BACK BEFORE YOU HAD TOE CLIPS OR WHATEVER AND -- 48 00:03:40,186 --> 00:03:42,155 >> Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] PENNY-FARTHING 49 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:44,557 >> Jimmy: YEAH SPEAKING OF THE PRESIDENT, ACCORDING TO A RECENT POLL, 50 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:48,595 MOST AMERICANS DO NOT WANT BIDEN OR FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP TO RUN AGAIN IN 2024 51 00:03:48,595 --> 00:03:51,431 YEAH, IN TWO YEARS, AMERICA IS GOING TO WALK INTO A VOTING BOOTH LIKE, "UH, CAN WE CHOOSE 52 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:55,268 'NONE OF THE ABOVE'? WHAT ARE WE -- [ LAUGHTER ] 53 00:03:55,268 --> 00:03:59,406 I THINK WE'RE AT THE POINT NOW WHERE 2024 IS JUST GOING TO BE HOLOGRAMS OF JFK AND REAGAN. 54 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:02,909 YOU GO - [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S A TOUGH CHOICE. 55 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:04,611 PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "DO I WANT A GUY WHO CAN'T RIDE A BIKE OR A GUY WHO CAN'T WALK DOWN 56 00:04:04,611 --> 00:04:16,056 A RAMP I DON'T KNOW WHICH - [ LAUGHTER ] 57 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:19,859 WELL, ON SATURDAY, TRUMP HELD A RALLY IN MEMPHIS, AND HE SAID PRETTY MUCH WHAT YOU'D EXPECT. 58 00:04:19,859 --> 00:04:22,929 SO, INSTEAD OF SHOWING THE SAME CLIPS YOU'VE SEEN A MILLION TIMES, IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER 59 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:29,069 INSTALLMENT OF "TRUMP WITH NO CONTEXT. ENJOY. 60 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:29,102 CONTEXT. ENJOY. 61 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:41,281 [ YELLING AND GROANING ] * 62 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:51,124 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WHAT >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS SEE THIS? 63 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:55,395 APPARENTLY, HBO IS WORKING ON A "GAME OF THRONES" SPINOFF SERIES BASED AROUND JON SNOW 64 00:04:55,395 --> 00:05:00,533 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE THAT ALREADY EXISTS 65 00:05:00,533 --> 00:05:05,872 IT'S CALLED "GAME OF THRONES." AM I WRONG [ LAUGHTER ] 66 00:05:05,872 --> 00:05:08,942 THAT WOULD BE LIKE NBC CREATING A "SEINFELD" SPINOFF BASED ON JERRY. 67 00:05:08,942 --> 00:05:14,314 [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, THIS IS EXCITING. A NEW TRAILER FOR THE NEXT 68 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,716 "FAST & FURIOUS" SEQUEL JUST CAME OUT AND I'VE GOT TO SAY, IT LOOKS 69 00:05:16,716 --> 00:05:18,518 PRETTY INTENSE CHECK THIS OUT 70 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:26,426 >> THIS SUMMER, FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS BECAUSE THE FAMILY IS GETTING BACK TOGETHER FOR ONE 71 00:05:26,426 --> 00:05:36,069 MORE EPIC RIDE [ LAUGHTER ] "FAST & FURIOUS X: JOE-KYO 72 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:40,874 DRIFT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PRESENTED IN PARTNERSHIP WITH 73 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:44,144 METAMUCIL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: "JOE-KYO DRIFT." 74 00:05:44,144 --> 00:05:47,547 >> Steve: "JOE-KYO." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "JOE-KYO DRIFT." 75 00:05:47,547 --> 00:05:50,150 YEAH >> Steve: "JOE-KYO DRIFT." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 76 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:53,453 WOW. >> Jimmy: HEY GUYS, GET THIS I HEARD ABOUT A GUY WHO WAS 77 00:05:53,453 --> 00:05:57,590 ADDICTED TO PEPSI AND SAID HE DRANK 30 CANS A DAY FOR 20 YEARS 78 00:05:57,590 --> 00:06:01,094 [ AUDIENCE OOHS YEAH ASKED WHAT FINALLY MADE HIM 79 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:05,365 STOP, HE SAID, "I TRIED A COKE." [ LAUGHTER ] 80 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:10,170 YEAH, HE'S TOTALLY FINE, EXCEPT IF YOU SHAKE HIM, HE EXPLODES. [ LAUGHTER ] 81 00:06:10,170 --> 00:06:13,773 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I READ THAT ACCORDING TO A NEW POLL, AMERICANS ONLY FEEL RELAXED FOR 82 00:06:13,773 --> 00:06:18,044 ABOUT 40 MINUTES A DAY [ AUDIENCE OOHS I THOUGHT WE'D TRY TO GET THAT 83 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:22,282 UP TO 41 BY SHARING SOME RELAXING THOUGHTS, RIGHT NOW, DURING THIS SHOW 84 00:06:22,282 --> 00:06:30,390 CAN I GET SOME MUSIC, PLEASE * [ LAUGHTER ] 85 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:34,494 HEY. [ LAUGHTER ] NO ONE REMEMBERS THAT YOU HAD 86 00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:41,768 BANGS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ LAUGHTER ] 87 00:06:41,768 --> 00:06:45,672 WHEN YOUR FRIENDS MAKE A NEW GROUP CHAT, THEY TYPE IN YOUR NAME FIRST 88 00:06:45,672 --> 00:06:53,179 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE EVERY DAY, YOUR MAILMAN IS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, THIS IS THE 89 00:06:53,179 --> 00:07:03,023 MOST MAIL I'VE EVER SEEN!" [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE NOT A WIMP FOR PEELING 90 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:08,094 OFF THE PUDDING SKIN THAT STUFF'S GROSS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 91 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:17,837 IF HE MET YOU, CHANNING TATUM WOULD PROBABLY LIKE YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 92 00:07:17,837 --> 00:07:21,541 THAT EMAIL THAT YOU'VE BEEN MEANING TO SEND FOR TWO YEARS, WHEN YOU FINALLY SEND IT, IT'LL 93 00:07:21,541 --> 00:07:28,715 BE THAT MUCH MORE SPECIAL. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE LAST NIGHT AT DINNER, YOU SAID 94 00:07:28,715 --> 00:07:34,454 SOMETHING SO FUNNY, THE WAITER TOLD THE CHEF ABOUT IT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 95 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:45,265 * NOBODY FLOSSES [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 96 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:48,234 EVERYONE'S KNEES CRACK A LITTLE WHEN THEY KNEEL. YEAH 97 00:07:48,234 --> 00:07:51,838 [ LAUGHTER ] THE COOLER YOU ARE, THE LOUDER THEY CRUNCH. 98 00:07:51,838 --> 00:08:00,046 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, YOU LOOK GREAT IN THAT FIRST SELFIE. 99 00:08:00,046 --> 00:08:02,649 THERE'S NO NEED TO TAKE ANY MORE [ LAUGHTER ] 100 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:05,051 YOU NAILED IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU. 101 00:08:05,051 --> 00:08:08,121 I FEEL BETTER. I FEEL BETTER. I FEEL MORE RELAXED. 102 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:15,328 I FEEL BETTER. WELL, IT WAS A CRAZY TRAVEL WEEKEND ALL OVER THE WORLD 103 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:18,732 AND I SAW THAT THERE WAS A A LUGGAGE MALFUNCTION AT THE LONDON HEATHROW AIRPORT THAT 104 00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:24,237 CREATED A BIT OF A BACK-UP IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THIS, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS 105 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:24,270 IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THIS, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS 106 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,449 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> Jimmy: IT'S ODD WHEN AN 107 00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:41,454 AIRLINE LOSES YOUR BAGGAGE BUT ALSO KNOWS EXACTLY WHERE IT IS [ LAUGHTER ] 108 00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:43,757 ONE WOMAN SAID, "THAT'S WHY I TIE A LITTLE RED RIBBON ON MY BAG. 109 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:49,896 [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, T.J. MAXX IS LIKE, "LOOKS FINE TO US. 110 00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:53,066 THAT LOOKS COOL. THAT'S NORMAL. [ LAUGHTER ] 111 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:55,468 AND FINALLY, IT'S TIME FOR OUR LATEST INSTALLMENT OF "TONIGHT SHOW POLLS." 112 00:08:55,468 --> 00:08:58,471 HERE WE GO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 113 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:04,411 * TONIGHT SHOW POLLS * >> Jimmy: NOW THIS FIRST POLL ASKED, "WHAT'S THE MEANING OF 114 00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:09,215 LIFE?" 32% SAID, "TO LOVE AND BE LOVED IN RETURN. 115 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:13,153 29% SAID, "TO LEAVE THE WORLD BETTER THAN YOU FOUND IT." 39% SAID, "BEYONCE'S NEXT 116 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:21,027 ALBUM, WHICH COMES OUT JULY 29th. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 117 00:09:21,027 --> 00:09:24,864 THIS NEXT POLL ASKED, "WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST CONCERN THIS SUMMER AS AN AMERICAN? 118 00:09:24,864 --> 00:09:31,104 25% SAID, "RISING GAS PRICES." 25% SAID, "RISING INFLATION. 25% SAID, "RISING INTEREST 119 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:35,475 RATES. 25% SAID, "FALLING JOE BIDENS. AND THEY - 120 00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:37,444 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ALL RIGHT. NO 121 00:09:37,444 --> 00:09:42,615 WE'RE GOOD >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT POLL ASKED, "WHAT SHOULD BE THE SLOGAN FOR 122 00:09:42,615 --> 00:09:47,287 THE NEW CANNED JACK AND COKE 15% SAID, "THE OTHER COCA-COLA CLASSIC. 123 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:51,224 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 35% SAID, "NO BARTENDER REQUIRED." 124 00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:54,394 50% SAID, "BASICALLY, THE ALCOHOLIC VERSION OF PERT PLUS." 125 00:09:54,394 --> 00:10:01,468 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS NEXT POLL SAID, "WHAT DO YOU USE TO DO A CROSSWORD 126 00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:05,305 PUZZLE?" 10% SAID, "PENCIL. 10% SAID, "PEN." 127 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:14,614 80% SAID, "GOOGLE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "I'M A GENIUS. 128 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,316 THIS NEXT ONE ASKED, "DO YOU THINK KYRIE IRVING SHOULD PLAY FOR THE "A," NETS, OR "B," 129 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:24,324 KNICKS?" BROOKLYN FANS SAID, "AYOU KNOW!" 130 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:27,827 [ LAUGHTER ] KNICKS FANS SAID, "OOOOOH! I MEAN 'B!'" 131 00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:32,699 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THIS LAST POLL ASKED, "WHAT'S THE LAST THING YOU WANT 132 00:10:32,699 --> 00:10:36,670 TO HEAR THE PILOT SAY ON YOUR FLIGHT?" 25% SAID, "WE'RE DELAYED." 133 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:40,507 35% SAID, "WE HAVE A PROBLEM." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 40% SAID, "I JUST SAW 'TOP GUN 134 00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:44,978 2' AND I WANNA TRY SOME STUFF. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR 135 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:49,049 "TONIGHT SHOW POLLS. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR IS HERE, 136 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:55,689 TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KRISTEN BELL IS ON THE SHOW. 137 00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:58,558 AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM COAST CONTRA STICK AROUND 138 00:10:58,558 --> 00:11:02,162 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR. COME ON. 139 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:08,368 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: I WAS DOING A LITTLE 140 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:10,470 RESEARCH ABOUT YOUR EARLIER DAYS AND I READ SOMEWHERE THAT YOU 141 00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:13,973 WERE FRIENDS WITH BILLY CRYSTAL. >> YES 142 00:11:13,973 --> 00:11:16,076 >> Jimmy: DID YOU PLAY BASKETBALL WITH HIM? >> NO. 143 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:20,914 BUT WE PLAYED A GAME OF BADMINTON. [ LAUGHTER ] 144 00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:37,897 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW, EVERYBODY. I HOPE EVERYONE HAD A NICE 145 00:11:37,897 --> 00:11:40,967 WEEKEND. HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO ALL THE DADS OUT THERE 146 00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:46,406 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND A HAPPY JUNETEENTH TO EVERYONE 147 00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:49,476 WE ARE HAPPY TO BE CELEBRATING -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 148 00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:52,212 SUCH AN IMPORTANT HOLIDAY TODAY. WHAT A GREAT WEEK OF SHOWS WE 149 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,848 HAVE AHEAD KIM KARDASHIAN WILL BE HERE THIS WEEK. 150 00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:59,853 MAYA RUDOLPH WILL BE HERE. AND JULIE ANDREWS WILL ALL BE HERE 151 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:02,956 WHAT A WEEK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND SOME GREAT MUSICAL 152 00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:07,093 PERFORMANCES FROM BRETT ELDREDGE, CONAN GRAY, AND PARIS JACKSON. 153 00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:11,231 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. 154 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,066 SHE HAS A BRAND NEW CHILDREN'S BOOK OUT TOMORROW CALLED "THE WORLD NEEDS MORE PURPLE 155 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:18,772 SCHOOLS. KRISTEN BELL IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 156 00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:29,282 YEAH AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC. HERE'S A STORY WITH IT 157 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:31,384 I SAW THESE GUYS ON INSTAGRAM REELS. AND I WAS JUST -- I WAS JUST 158 00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:35,822 SCROLLING THROUGH IT AND THEY BLEW ME AWAY I WAS LIKE, OH, MY GOSH. 159 00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:39,993 I EMAILED OUR MUSIC BOOKER, JULIE GUROVITSCH I WAS LIKE, "HAVE YOU HEARD OF 160 00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:42,095 THESE GUYS WHAT'S THEIR STORY." AND SHE WAS LIKE, "THEY'RE 161 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,431 AMAZING. AND WE BOOKED THEM THEY MIGHT BE THE FIRST BAND WE 162 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:51,104 EVER BOOKED OFF OF INSTAGRAM EVER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 163 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:54,207 WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM COAST CONTRA TONIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 164 00:12:54,207 --> 00:13:00,447 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THEN I WAS TALKING TO -- I WAS TALKING TO TARIQ 165 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:05,251 BACKSTAGE. I ALWAYS TALK TO - [ LAUGHTER ] 166 00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:08,855 I ALWAYS TALK TO TARIQ WHEN I MAKE MY BOOKINGS AND ANY OF MY CHOICES. 167 00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:11,891 MY FASHION CHOICES WHAT I'M HAVE FOR DINNER WHATEVER 168 00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:13,760 I JUST TEXT HIM. I'M LIKE, "YO, RIQ, SHOULD I GET THIS 169 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:17,263 WHAT'S UP? AND I SAID, "HAVE YOU HEARD OF COAST CONTRA." 170 00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:19,899 AND YOU'RE LIKE, "YEAH." YOU ACTUALLY KNEW THEM YOU KNOW THEM. 171 00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:21,801 >> Tariq: YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH AND YOU SAID, "IT MIGHT BE THE 172 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:26,239 BEST BOOKING WE'VE EVER MADE." >> Tariq: I SAID, "JIMMY, YOU'VE DONE A GOOD THING." 173 00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:28,842 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THERE YOU GO THAT'S EXACTLY CORRECT COAST CONTRA IS HERE 174 00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:36,516 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN NBA LEGEND AND ACTIVIST AND AN 175 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:40,553 AWARD WINNING COLUMNIST. HE ALSO DOES INCREDIBLE WORK THROUGH HIS CHARITY, THE 176 00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:46,092 SKYHOOK FOUNDATION PLEASE WELCOME KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR. 177 00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:46,092 PLEASE WELCOME KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR. 178 00:13:49,229 --> 00:14:06,880 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 179 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,648 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. YES! 180 00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:15,955 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELCOME BACK >> THANK YOU SO MUCH, JIMMY. 181 00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:17,957 >> Jimmy: KAREEM, IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING 182 00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:21,227 HERE YOU LOOK GREAT YOU WERE -- YOU WERE BORN AND 183 00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:25,065 RAISED IN NEW YORK CITY. >> YES >> Jimmy: YEAH 184 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:29,069 AND I WAS DOING A LITTLE RESEARCH ABOUT YOUR EARLIER DAYS 185 00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:30,937 AND I READ SOMEWHERE THAT YOU WERE FRIENDS WITH BILLY CRYSTAL. 186 00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:33,907 >> YES >> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU GUYS BECOME FRIENDS 187 00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:37,177 >> WELL, YOU KNOW, I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL HERE IN MANHATTAN AT POWER MEMORIAL. 188 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:42,749 AND ONE OF BILLY'S BEST FRIENDS WENT TO -- WAS MY CLASSMATE. AND HE ALWAYS WANTED ME TO COME 189 00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:45,919 OUT AND HANG OUT IN LONG BEACH, LONG ISLAND. >> Jimmy: YEAH 190 00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:48,421 >> IT'S JUST - [ CHEERS ] IT'S TOO FAR FOR ME. 191 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:51,925 I LIVED AT THE OTHER END OF MANHATTAN. [ LAUGHTER ] 192 00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:58,164 FINALLY, BEFORE WE GRADUATED, I WENT UP THERE TO VISIT NEIL, OUR MUTUAL FRIEND. 193 00:14:58,164 --> 00:15:02,635 SO, WE WENT OVER TO BILLY'S HOUSE. AND HIS MOTHER ANSWERS THE DOOR 194 00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:05,171 AND SAYS, "YOU KNOW, BILLY'S NOT HERE YOU GUYS BETTER COME BACK IN AN 195 00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:09,843 HOUR OR TWO. HE'S OVER WITH HIS FRIENDS DOING SOMETHING. 196 00:15:09,843 --> 00:15:14,047 AND WE COULDN'T FIND HIM BUT THE FUNNIEST THING ABOUT THAT WAS BILLY'S MOM FROM THAT 197 00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:18,918 POINT ON SAID, "OH, I'VE KNOWN -- I'VE KNOWN KAREEM LONGER THAN 198 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:24,424 BILLY HAS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: TECHNICALLY, YEAH, 199 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:27,060 SHE'S RIGHT. SHE TECHNICALLY KNOWS -- YEAH, SHE'S RIGHT. 200 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:32,165 WAS HE -- WAS HE FUNNY >> HE WAS ALWAYS FUNNY >> Jimmy: YEAH 201 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,668 DID YOU PLAY BASKETBALL WITH HIM? >> NO. 202 00:15:34,668 --> 00:15:38,071 BUT WE PLAYED A GAME OF BADMINTON. [ LAUGHTER ] 203 00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:39,839 IT'S KIND OF TOUGH ON HIM BECAUSE ALL I HAD TO DO WAS STAND AT THE NET AND HOLD MY 204 00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:45,945 RACQUET UP LIKE THAT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH 205 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:49,115 MAYBE WE'LL GET A REMATCH ONE DAY. >> MAYBE 206 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:53,153 >> Jimmy: THE NBA NAMED AN AWARD AFTER YOU. IT IS THE KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR 207 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:57,123 SOCIAL JUSTICE CHAMPION AWARD. AND EVERY YEAR, THE AWARD GOES TO A PLAYER THAT HELPS TO DRIVE 208 00:15:57,123 --> 00:16:05,265 EQUALITY FOR HISTORICALLY MARGINALIZED COMMUNITIES YOU'VE SAID THIS BEFORE. 209 00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:11,404 YOU SAID, "I CAN DO MORE THAN STUFF A BALL THROUGH A HOOP. THE GREATEST ASSET IS MY MIND. 210 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:16,443 AND -- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN TO THE NEXT GENERATION FOLLOWING YOUR LEAD OFF THE COURT? 211 00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:18,211 >> I THINK THE NBA HAS DONE A GREAT JOB OF ENCOURAGING THE PLAYERS TO DO WHAT THEY CAN TO 212 00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:25,885 HELP THE COMMUNITIES WHERE THEY PLAY YOU KNOW, WE PROVIDE A LOT OF 213 00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:32,592 ENTERTAINMENT. BUT PEOPLE NEED REAL HELP. SO, THE FACT THAT THEY'VE NAMED 214 00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:40,200 THIS AWARD AFTER ME IS VERY GRATIFYING TO ME BUT WHAT IT DOES FOR THE 215 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,968 COMMUNITIES THAT THESE GUYS TRY TO HELP -- I MEAN, THAT -- THOSE ARE THE THINGS THAT LIFT 216 00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:52,612 US ALL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IT'S AMAZING WHAT 217 00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:56,549 YOU'VE DONE. AND WE'VE TALKED ABOUT IT. YOU'VE BEEN ON THE SHOW BEFORE 218 00:16:56,549 --> 00:17:01,721 JUNETEENTH WAS YESTERDAY AND WHEN IT BECAME A FEDERAL HOLIDAY LAST YEAR, YOU SAID 219 00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:08,795 THAT YOU WERE MORE RELIEVED THAN HAPPY CAN YOU EXPLAIN THAT 220 00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:10,897 >> WELL, I THINK IT'S BEEN TOO LONG YOU KNOW, IT TOOK -- IT TOOK 221 00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:15,669 TOO LONG BEFORE PEOPLE STARTED THINKING ABOUT CELEBRATING THAT NATIONWIDE 222 00:17:15,669 --> 00:17:18,171 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT WAS ONLY IN THE BLACK COMMUNITY, WHERE IT'S BEEN 223 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:24,577 CELEBRATED FOR MANY YEARS. BUT I THINK THAT THE THINGS THAT MAKE AMERICA GREAT, WE'RE 224 00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:31,051 ALWAYS ANXIOUS TO TALK ABOUT IT BUT WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT THE 225 00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:34,688 THINGS THAT ARE TOUGH HERE IN AMERICA. AND IF WE DON'T TALK ABOUT 226 00:17:34,688 --> 00:17:37,223 THEM, WE CAN'T EVER CHANGE THEM SO, AS LONG AS WE CAN GET TO 227 00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:43,229 THE POINT THAT WE CAN TALK ABOUT THESE THINGS, WE CAN MAKE POSITIVE CHANGE. 228 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:46,066 AND THAT'S WHAT IT SHOULD BE ALL ABOUT. >> Jimmy: YEAH 229 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:52,939 GOOD I'M GLAD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 230 00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:57,444 ON TOP OF EVERYTHING YOU DO, YOU'RE ALSO AN AWARD WINNING WRITER 231 00:17:57,444 --> 00:18:00,113 WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS ON THE SHOW WHEN YOU COME ON. YOU GET WRITING AWARDS -- YOU 232 00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:03,116 ACTUALLY HAVE MORE WRITING AWARDS THAN YOU HAVE NBA CHAMPIONSHIPS. 233 00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:08,254 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] LAST YEAR YOU STARTED A SUBSTACK 234 00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:11,091 YOU WRITE ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU WRITE ABOUT POLITICAL ISSUES 235 00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:18,198 YOU REVIEWED "TOP GUN. I THOUGHT WAS INTERESTING. WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING YOUR 236 00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:22,035 EDITOR IN CHIEF? >> WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S ALWAYS -- IT'S TOUGH WHEN YOUR 237 00:18:22,035 --> 00:18:28,041 IDEAS AND YOUR EDITOR'S IDEAS DON'T MESH THAT'S -- THAT'S DIFFICULT 238 00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:31,311 BUT I DON'T HAVE THAT PROBLEM. AND YOU KNOW, I CAN BE KAREEM THE SPORTS COMMENTATOR, KAREEM 239 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:38,418 THE POLITICAL COMMENTATOR. I CAN BE KAREEM THE ORDINARY JOURNALIST 240 00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:41,254 >> Jimmy: RESTAURANT REVIEWER. >> YEAH. YOU NAME IT. 241 00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:44,891 I'M ALWAYS DOWN FOR A FREE MEAL [ LAUGHTER ] 242 00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:50,063 >> Jimmy: ME TOO, ME TOO COUNT ME IN, COUNT ME IN [ APPLAUSE ] 243 00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:55,468 I WANT TO MENTION YOUR CHARITY, THE SKYHOOK FOUNDATION I LOVE THIS. 244 00:18:55,468 --> 00:19:00,173 I LOVE WHAT YOU DO, ESPECIALLY I LOVE HELPING KIDS. AND YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING 245 00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:08,014 VERY, VERY COOL WITH THIS ARTIST NAMED CHARLY PALMER >> CHARLY PALMER, YEAH 246 00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:10,016 >> Jimmy: HE CREATED THIS PORTRAIT OF YOU. LOOK AT THIS 247 00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:16,256 YEAH [ APPLAUSE ] THERE ARE 500 OF THESE 248 00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:20,827 >> YES, 500. AND WE'RE SELLING THEM YOU CAN GO TO 249 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:23,563 KAREEMABDULJABBAR.COM IF YOU WANT TO BUY ONE. AND THE PROCEEDS GO TO THE 250 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:30,470 SKYHOOK FOUNDATION AND TO HELP KEEP US ABOVE WATER SO THAT WE DON'T DROWN. 251 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:36,676 WE TAKE KIDS OUT INTO THE FOREST, THE ANGELES NATIONAL FOREST 252 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:43,783 AND THEY DO S.T.E.M. AND S.T.E.A.M. PROGRAMS. >> Jimmy: LEARN HOW TO PROGRAM, 253 00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,752 DO EVERYTHING. BUT ALSO LEARN HOW TO LOOK AT A TREE 254 00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:52,058 >> HOW TO LOOK AT A TREE, WATER QUALITY, SOIL QUALITY. FLORA AND FAUNA. 255 00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:53,727 AND IT JUST -- IT HELPS THE KIDS LEARN THAT THE WORLD IS BIGGER THAN THEIR LITTLE 256 00:19:53,727 --> 00:20:01,301 NEIGHBORHOOD IN L.A. A LOT OF THEM HAVEN'T EVER BEEN OUT OF THEIR NEIGHBORHOODS 257 00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:04,771 AND THEY CAN SEE THE ANGELES NATIONAL FOREST FROM THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD 258 00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:08,274 BUT THEY'VE NEVER BEEN THERE SO, YOU KNOW, WE'RE EXPANDING THEIR WORLD AND MAKING IT 259 00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:10,110 POSSIBLE FOR THEM TO FIND OUT, YOU KNOW, WHAT'S OUT THERE IN THE WORLD THAT THEY CAN HOOK 260 00:20:10,110 --> 00:20:19,219 ONTO THAT WILL GIVE THEM A A MEANINGFUL LIFE. >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT, KAREEM. 261 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:23,256 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING 262 00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:24,991 HERE FOR MORE INFORMATION ON THE SKYHOOK FOUNDATION AND KAREEM'S 263 00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:26,292 SUBSTACK, VISIT KAREEMABDULJABBAR.COM. KAREEM AND I ARE DOING 264 00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:32,332 SOMETHING FUN AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND COME ON BACK 265 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:38,004 >> COME ON BACK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 266 00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:43,843 >> Jimmy: "FROZEN 3. CAN WE ANNOUNCE ANYTHING >> I WOULD -- WOULD LIKE TO 267 00:20:43,843 --> 00:21:03,496 OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCE WITH ZERO AUTHORITY, "FROZEN 3." >> Jimmy: WOW! 268 00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:04,764 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. WE ARE HANGING OUT WITH 269 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:10,170 KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR RIGHT HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KAREEM, YOU'RE A LEGEND BOTH ON 270 00:21:10,170 --> 00:21:11,905 AND OFF THE COURT, SO I THOUGHT YOU COULD HELP ME SETTLE SOME OF THE BIGGEST AND MOST 271 00:21:11,905 --> 00:21:20,246 IMPORTANT DEBATES EVER >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: YOU READY TO DO THIS 272 00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:23,116 ALL RIGHT, IT IS TIME FOR "KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR SETTLES IT." 273 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:23,149 "KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR SETTLES IT." 274 00:21:24,084 --> 00:21:25,485 * KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR SETTLES IT * 275 00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:27,787 * KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR SETTLES IT * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 276 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:31,725 HERE WE GO FIRST UP SUMMERTIME BASKETBALL COURT -- 277 00:21:31,725 --> 00:21:35,729 INDOOR OR OUTDOOR? >> INDOOR, BECAUSE IT WON'T RAIN AND YOU -- THE SUN WON'T 278 00:21:35,729 --> 00:21:39,132 BEAT YOU UP. >> Jimmy: YEAH THERE YOU GO 279 00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:42,969 THAT'S THE GAME. THAT'S A GREAT ANSWER. [ APPLAUSE ] 280 00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:46,139 SUMMERTIME TREAT -- ICE CREAM OR POPSICLES >> POPSICLES, WHEN I THINK 281 00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:50,844 ABOUT LEARNING THE GAME UPTOWN WHEN I WAS A KID AND ICE CREAM WHEN I WANT TO 282 00:21:50,844 --> 00:22:03,056 GET EMOTIONAL ABOUT WATCHING THE MOVIE "TITANIC." [ LAUGHTER ] 283 00:22:03,056 --> 00:22:09,763 >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT [ LAUGHTER ] ROLLER COASTERS OR WATER 284 00:22:09,763 --> 00:22:13,066 SLIDES >> OH, GEEZ, ROLLER COASTERS WATER SLIDES ARE NOTHING BUT 285 00:22:13,066 --> 00:22:21,775 OUTDOOR BIDETS [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 286 00:22:21,775 --> 00:22:26,079 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH YOU BUILD UP ENOUGH SPEED -- YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, YEAH 287 00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:28,915 OH, HOW ABOUT THIS THIS IS INTERESTING. I THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER TO 288 00:22:28,915 --> 00:22:34,087 THIS ONE BEST HOT DOG TOPPING >> THE TEARS OF THE 289 00:22:34,087 --> 00:22:39,926 1985 CELTICS WHEN THEY LOST TO THE LAKERS IN THE FINALS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 290 00:22:39,926 --> 00:22:54,240 * [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 291 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:58,945 I WAS GOING TO SAY MUSTARD BUT -- [ LAUGHTER ] 292 00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:04,284 THIS ONE -- I THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS ONE TOMATO ON A GRILLED CHEESE 293 00:23:04,284 --> 00:23:08,555 >> NO WAY, MAN >> Jimmy: YEAH NO 294 00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:10,490 YEAH, NO >> THAT'S -- THAT'S LIKE PUTTING -- THAT'S LIKE PUTTING 295 00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:14,694 ANCHOVIES ON JELL-O. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, DON'T DO THAT. 296 00:23:14,694 --> 00:23:17,731 LET'S GO INTO MOVIES -- SUMMER MOVIES "MINIONS" OR "TOY STORY" 297 00:23:17,731 --> 00:23:20,900 >> "MINIONS" BECAUSE THEY COPIED MY GOGGLES. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH 298 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:23,903 THAT'S RIGHT, YEAH >> MY SIGNATURE GOGGLES. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE SIGNATURE -- 299 00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:26,172 THAT'S RIGHT YEAH, OKAY GOOD, YOU'RE RIGHT 300 00:23:26,172 --> 00:23:29,676 WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE A MULLET OR A PONYTAIL? >> I'D RATHER HAVE A CHOICE 301 00:23:29,676 --> 00:23:36,282 BETWEEN EITHER OF THEM [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "STAR WARS" OR "STAR 302 00:23:36,282 --> 00:23:40,086 TREK"? >> "STAR WARS. I ALWAYS WANTED TO PLAY A GIANT 303 00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:45,191 MONSTER IN A MOVIE FOR CHEWBACCA, IT'S NOT GOING TO BE HARD TO LEARN HIS LINES. 304 00:23:45,191 --> 00:23:49,429 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: J.J., GEORGE LUCAS, YOU WATCHING THIS? 305 00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:54,801 COME ON. ALL RIGHT, BEST BARBECUE SIDE? BAKED BEANS OR COLESLAW? 306 00:23:54,801 --> 00:23:57,103 >> COLESLAW. PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO BE NEAR ME ANYTIME I'VE HAD A BOWL OF 307 00:23:57,103 --> 00:24:08,348 BAKED BEANS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SLAM DUNK OR SKYHOOK 308 00:24:08,348 --> 00:24:11,051 >> SLAM DUNK IF I WANT TO INTIMIDATE SKYHOOK IF I WANT TO SHOW 309 00:24:11,051 --> 00:24:18,858 PEOPLE THEY CAN'T STOP ME IF THEY TRIED [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 310 00:24:18,858 --> 00:24:22,729 >> Jimmy: AND THEN I HAVE TO ASK YOU THIS FINALLY, ONCE AND FOR ALL, WHO 311 00:24:22,729 --> 00:24:30,670 IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME? JORDAN, LeBRON, OR YOU [ AUDIENCE OOHs 312 00:24:30,670 --> 00:24:34,274 YOU HAVE TO ANSWER YOU HAVE TO ANSWER >> I'LL ANSWER 313 00:24:34,274 --> 00:24:39,946 THE G.O.A.T. -- THE G.O.A.T. COMMITTEE MEETS IN SECRET, OKAY 314 00:24:39,946 --> 00:24:47,487 [ LAUGHTER ] SO - THAT'S JUST SOMETHING WE'RE NOT 315 00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:51,591 GOING TO KNOW ABOUT, YOU KNOW? BUT IF LeBRON BREAKS MY RECORD THIS NEXT YEAR COMING UP, THAT 316 00:24:51,591 --> 00:25:00,834 WILL BE ONE LAST RECORD THAT I WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT EVER AGAIN. 317 00:25:00,834 --> 00:25:10,543 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OKAY BUT THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME 318 00:25:10,543 --> 00:25:14,280 CAN I JUST SAY IT? >> WHY NOT >> Jimmy: KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR. 319 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:19,619 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * MY THANKS TO 320 00:25:19,619 --> 00:25:24,124 KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR. MORE INFORMATION ABOUT HIS CHARITY, THE SKYHOOK FOUNDATION 321 00:25:24,124 --> 00:25:28,795 CAN BE FOUND AT KAREEMABDULJABBAR.COM. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 322 00:25:28,795 --> 00:25:51,718 KRISTEN BELL, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 323 00:25:51,718 --> 00:25:55,121 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY TALENTED ACTRESS, AND A A NUMBER ONE BEST-SELLING 324 00:25:55,121 --> 00:25:59,392 AUTHOR SHE HAS A BRAND-NEW CHILDREN'S BOOK CALLED "THE WORLD NEEDS 325 00:25:59,392 --> 00:26:03,630 MORE PURPLE SCHOOLS," WHICH IS OUT TOMORROW EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME 326 00:26:03,630 --> 00:26:07,534 EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME KRISTEN BELL 327 00:26:10,470 --> 00:26:16,443 * 328 00:26:16,443 --> 00:26:28,555 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: KRISTEN BELL 329 00:26:28,555 --> 00:26:32,058 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THEY LOVE YOU. >> THAT WAS SMOOTH, THANK YOU. 330 00:26:32,058 --> 00:26:38,832 >> Jimmy: THEY LOVE YOU. >> I LOVE YOU TOO! >> Jimmy: WE LOVE YOU, COME ON 331 00:26:38,832 --> 00:26:40,934 >> HI! >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOTTA FEEL GREAT. 332 00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:43,970 >> IT FEELS SPECTACULAR, ESPECIALLY WITH THAT GROOVE. >> Jimmy: I MEAN, RIGHT? 333 00:26:43,970 --> 00:26:45,672 COME ON. >> GUYS. >> Jimmy: I WANTED TO ASK YOU 334 00:26:45,672 --> 00:26:47,273 BECAUSE YOU HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON WITH KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR. 335 00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:51,311 HE ACTUALLY WROTE AN EPISODE OF "VERONICA MARS"? >> HE DID. 336 00:26:51,311 --> 00:26:53,480 WE'RE MARSHMALLOWS, GUYS HE'S A MARSHMALLOW >> Jimmy: REALLY 337 00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,882 >> YES [ CHEERS ] HE -- HE IS A SPECTACULAR 338 00:26:55,882 --> 00:26:58,518 WRITER FOR ANYONE WHO HASN'T READ ANYTHING HE'S WRITTEN, I 339 00:26:58,518 --> 00:27:02,122 HIGHLY, HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU SEEK IT OUT. HE'S GOT SUCH A GREAT 340 00:27:02,122 --> 00:27:05,725 PERSPECTIVE, HE'S SUCH AN AWESOME WRITER AND DURING THE REBOOT AT HULU, 341 00:27:05,725 --> 00:27:12,499 HE, LIKE, SUBMITTED TO BE A WRITER AND ROB THOMAS, OUR CREATOR, LIKE FREAKED OUT. 342 00:27:12,499 --> 00:27:14,601 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S LIKE, "WAIT, KAREEM WATCHES 'VERONICA MARS'? 343 00:27:14,601 --> 00:27:18,405 HE LIKES US? >> WE WERE LIKE, "WHAT?" AND HE WROTE A SPECTACULAR 344 00:27:18,405 --> 00:27:20,373 EPISODE. SO, WE WORKED TOGETHER >> Jimmy: HOW COOL IS THAT 345 00:27:20,373 --> 00:27:23,043 I LOVE THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> PRETTY COOL 346 00:27:23,043 --> 00:27:24,444 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO GET TO THE BOOK CONGRATS ON THIS 347 00:27:24,444 --> 00:27:27,047 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: IT'S AWESOME THIS WEEKEND WAS FATHER'S DAY, 348 00:27:27,047 --> 00:27:32,185 AND I KNOW DAX -- YOUR HUSBAND, DAX SHEPARD -- VERY, VERY FUNNY INDIVIDUAL 349 00:27:32,185 --> 00:27:34,688 I LOVE HIM >> YEAH. HE'S A STUD. 350 00:27:34,688 --> 00:27:36,956 >> Jimmy: HE'S A STUD. [ LAUGHTER ] >> HE'S FUNNY, BUT HE'S ALSO A 351 00:27:36,956 --> 00:27:38,625 A STUD >> Jimmy: HE IS A STUD >> YEAH. 352 00:27:38,625 --> 00:27:41,795 >> Jimmy: AND I -- WHEN I KNEW HIM, HE WAS ALWAYS IN SHAPE, BUT NOW HE'S JACKED. 353 00:27:41,795 --> 00:27:45,098 >> HE IS -- HE TOOK COVID VERY SERIOUSLY. [ LAUGHTER ] 354 00:27:45,098 --> 00:27:47,600 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH. HE WAS -- HE'S JUST LIKE -- HE 355 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:49,736 WAS LIKE - >> Jimmy: HE TOOK IT AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO JUST LIFT 356 00:27:49,736 --> 00:27:51,438 >> LIFT SO MUCH. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> HE LIFTS ALL THE TIME 357 00:27:51,438 --> 00:27:54,708 HE LOVES MUSCLES [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S REALLY CUTE 358 00:27:54,708 --> 00:27:56,676 >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT HE -- BUT HE HAS HIS OWN GYM, RIGHT? HE HAS - 359 00:27:56,676 --> 00:27:58,745 >> HE HAS HIS OWN GYM. AND THAT'S -- WHAT'S FUNNY -- WELL, IRONIC, IS HE WAS OUT OF 360 00:27:58,745 --> 00:28:03,883 TOWN FOR MOTHER'S DAY, AND I WAS OUT OF TOWN FOR FATHER'S DAY, SO WE KIND OF BLEW IT 361 00:28:03,883 --> 00:28:08,154 BUT ON SATURDAY WE GOT HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE HIS BUDDY, LIKE, TOOK HIM 362 00:28:08,154 --> 00:28:10,223 SOMEWHERE. AND MY GIRLS AND I - HE HAS A GYM, WHICH IS OUR 363 00:28:10,223 --> 00:28:16,262 GARAGE AND IT IS NOT NEW. AND HE CALLS IT "BLACK MOLD 364 00:28:16,262 --> 00:28:22,369 PARADISE," BECAUSE HE HAS, FOR ABOUT THE LAST YEAR AND A HALF, BEEN CHALLENGING THE ROCK 365 00:28:22,369 --> 00:28:27,407 PUBLICLY TO, LIKE, I GUESS WORKOUT BATTLES? [ LAUGHTER ] 366 00:28:27,407 --> 00:28:30,110 BECAUSE -- >> Jimmy: IS THAT A THING? >> I GUESS 367 00:28:30,110 --> 00:28:33,413 LIKE, LIFTING CHALLENGES MAYBE IT'S NOT LIKE A FIGHT. HE'S CERTAINLY -- HE'S NOT 368 00:28:33,413 --> 00:28:35,248 DUMB, HE DOESN'T WANT TO FIGHT THE ROCK BUT HE - 369 00:28:35,248 --> 00:28:37,317 >> Jimmy: NO [ LAUGHTER ] >> HE POSTS ON INSTAGRAM A LOT, 370 00:28:37,317 --> 00:28:39,753 LIKE "BRING IT ON, DWAYNE. LIKE, BECAUSE HE HAS "IRON PARADISE," WHICH IS LIKE, 371 00:28:39,753 --> 00:28:42,355 THIS BEAUTIFUL GYM >> Jimmy: OH, THE ROCK'S GYM IS UNBELIEVABLE 372 00:28:42,355 --> 00:28:45,058 >> IT'S INSANE >> Jimmy: AND HE DOESN'T LET ANYONE WORK OUT THERE. 373 00:28:45,058 --> 00:28:46,292 >> HE DOESN'T? >> Jimmy: NO, NO, IT'S LIKE, SECRET 374 00:28:46,292 --> 00:28:48,695 >> OH, THEN THIS IS A LOSING BATTLE FOR DAX WELL, I THINK WHAT DAX IS 375 00:28:48,695 --> 00:28:52,198 TRYING TO DO IS INVITE HIM TO "BLACK MOLD PARADISE." WHICH IS ABOUT THE SIZE OF THIS 376 00:28:52,198 --> 00:28:54,401 STAGE. >> Jimmy: "BLACK MOLD PARADISE"? 377 00:28:54,401 --> 00:28:56,469 >> "BLACK MOLD PARADISE," YEAH 'CAUSE THERE'S A LITTLE -- THERE'S SOME CREEPY CRAWLIES IN 378 00:28:56,469 --> 00:28:58,538 THE CORNERS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THERE'S SOMETHING GROWING IN THERE 379 00:28:58,538 --> 00:29:01,508 >> BUT WHAT HE CALLS IT -- HIS FULL NAME -- >> Jimmy: UH HUH 380 00:29:01,508 --> 00:29:05,545 >> -- FOR THE GYM IS "DAN GAINZ" -- WITH A Z -- "DAN GAINZ BEEF HAUS 381 00:29:05,545 --> 00:29:12,018 #BLACKMOLDPARADISE." [ LAUGHTER ] AND HE -- BY THE WAY, HE USES 382 00:29:12,018 --> 00:29:14,020 THIS HASHTAG ON INSTAGRAM ALL THE TIME, AND I DON'T THINK ANYONE - 383 00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:15,588 >> Jimmy: AND IT MAKES NO SENSE, NO ONE KNOWS WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT. 384 00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:19,192 >> NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IT IS HE DOESN'T CARE. >> Jimmy: HE DOESN'T CARE. 385 00:29:19,192 --> 00:29:21,628 >> NO, HE DOESN'T CARE >> Jimmy: "DAN GAINZ --" >> "DAN GAINZ" -- HE CALLS 386 00:29:21,628 --> 00:29:24,330 HIMSELF DAN FOR, LIKE, TAKEOUT 'CAUSE NOBODY KNOWS WHAT DAX IS 387 00:29:24,330 --> 00:29:26,766 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY DON'T RECOGNIZE THAT AS A NAME 388 00:29:26,766 --> 00:29:29,035 >> RIGHT, AND THEY'RE LIKE, "SURE, ZACK. AND HE'S LIKE, "I'LL JUST SAY 389 00:29:29,035 --> 00:29:31,571 DAN. >> Jimmy: DAN. >> "DAN GAINZ BEEF HAUS 390 00:29:31,571 --> 00:29:35,608 #BLACKMOLDPARADISE." SO FOR FATHER'S DAY, WE GOT HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE 391 00:29:35,608 --> 00:29:37,143 AND MY GIRLS AND I WENT IN THERE AND WE SPRAY PAINTED "DAN GAINZ BEEF HAUS 392 00:29:37,143 --> 00:29:43,183 #BLACKMOLDPARADISE." AND LIKE, DECORATED WITH ACRYLIC MARKERS ALL OVER THE 393 00:29:43,183 --> 00:29:47,854 INSIDE OF HIS GYM TO COVER UP ALL THE BLACK MOLD [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 394 00:29:47,854 --> 00:29:49,823 >> Jimmy: YEAH BUT -- WE HAVE A -- HERE'S -- HERE'S A PICTURE, RIGHT HERE. 395 00:29:49,823 --> 00:29:53,426 HERE'S - >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: "DAN GAINZ BEEF 396 00:29:53,426 --> 00:29:56,062 HAUS." >> "BEEF HAUS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 397 00:29:56,062 --> 00:29:58,231 >> Jimmy: IT ALMOST SEEMS, LIKE, GERMAN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 398 00:29:58,231 --> 00:30:01,301 >> SO, I GOT, LIKE, VINYL STENCILS THAT'S THE COOL THING ABOUT 399 00:30:01,301 --> 00:30:04,671 KNOWING PROP MASTERS FROM, LIKE, FILM AND TV WORK >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE'RE LUCKY. 400 00:30:04,671 --> 00:30:06,639 >> YOU CAN BE LIKE, "CAN I GET A VINYL STENCIL, LIKE, 12 INCHES BY 9 FEET? 401 00:30:06,639 --> 00:30:09,709 AND THEY'RE LIKE, "ABSOLUTELY. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SEE, LIKE, HE SHOULD MAKE HOT DOGS. 402 00:30:09,709 --> 00:30:12,545 "DAN GAINZ --" >> I'M SURE HE WOULD NOT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT. 403 00:30:12,545 --> 00:30:14,948 >> Jimmy: "BEEF HAUS." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> WHEN I MET HIM, HE HAD A HOT 404 00:30:14,948 --> 00:30:18,885 DOG MAKER THAT WAS LIKE HALF THE SIZE OF THIS TABLE, LIKE, IN THE KITCHEN 405 00:30:18,885 --> 00:30:21,721 >> Jimmy: WHAT >> AND I WAS LIKE -- >> Jimmy: DAX, I WILL -- I WILL 406 00:30:21,721 --> 00:30:25,025 TAKE THAT FROM YOU, DAX. [ LAUGHTER ] >> WE'VE ALREADY GIVEN IT AWAY 407 00:30:25,025 --> 00:30:27,293 >> Jimmy: YOU ALREADY GAVE IT AWAY >> WE GAVE IT TO OUR BEST 408 00:30:27,293 --> 00:30:28,962 FRIENDS. YEAH, WE GAVE IT TO RYAN HANSEN. 409 00:30:28,962 --> 00:30:30,797 IT STILL COMES OUT ONCE IN A A WHILE, BUT IT'S NOT IN MY KITCHEN! 410 00:30:30,797 --> 00:30:33,767 >> Jimmy: I HAVE SOME -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I HAVE SOME THINGS, WHERE, 411 00:30:33,767 --> 00:30:35,835 YEAH, MY WIFE WAS LIKE, "YEAH, WE'RE GOOD WITH THAT IF YOU WANT TO GIVE IT TO YOUR FRIEND 412 00:30:35,835 --> 00:30:37,437 OR SOMETHING?" >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I GO, "WHY DON'T YOU 413 00:30:37,437 --> 00:30:40,106 WANT THIS WALL-SIZED POSTER OF THE BEASTIE BOYS?" [ LAUGHTER ] 414 00:30:40,106 --> 00:30:42,942 "IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON, BUD YOU GOTTA, LIKE -- YEAH 415 00:30:42,942 --> 00:30:45,578 >> YEAH. SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA - >> Jimmy: YEAH 416 00:30:45,578 --> 00:30:47,013 MY BUDDY GAVE ME THIS THING I STILL HAVE IN MY OFFICE, HE WAS LIKE - 417 00:30:47,013 --> 00:30:49,616 'CAUSE I -- I LOVE BUDDY HOLLY >> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: IT'S JUST A WEIRD -- 418 00:30:49,616 --> 00:30:51,584 TWO THINGS I LOVE BUDDY HOLLY, AND I ALSO LOVE STAINED-GLASS 419 00:30:51,584 --> 00:30:54,287 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: AND I DON'T KNOW WHY IT JUST CAME UP, AND HE'S LIKE, 420 00:30:54,287 --> 00:30:56,923 "YOU LOVE STAINED-GLASS. HE GOES, "DO YOU LIKE -- AND HE SAID SOMETHING LIKE, "DO 421 00:30:56,923 --> 00:30:59,325 YOU LIKE BUDDY HOLLY?" AND I GO, "I DO ACTUALLY." HE GOES, "I HAVE A 422 00:30:59,325 --> 00:31:03,063 A STAINED-GLASS PORTRAIT OF BUDDY HOLLY -- [ LAUGHTER ] 423 00:31:03,063 --> 00:31:05,065 -- "THAT MY WIFE IS LIKE, 'THERE'S NO WAY WE'RE KEEPING THIS IN THE LIVING ROOM.'" 424 00:31:05,065 --> 00:31:07,067 [ LAUGHTER ] SO I GO, "I WILL BORROW IT, AND WHENEVER YOU NEED IT BACK, I 425 00:31:07,067 --> 00:31:12,472 WILL HANG IT IN MY OFFICE. AND IT'S BEEN IN MY OFFICE SINCE "LATE NIGHT. 426 00:31:12,472 --> 00:31:15,308 NEAL BRENNAN, IF YOU NEED IT BACK, I HAVE IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 427 00:31:15,308 --> 00:31:18,078 >> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, I HAVE - >> NEAL, YOU GOT RID OF THAT 428 00:31:18,078 --> 00:31:20,313 WOW. >> Jimmy: NO, YEAH, IT'S PRETTY -- IT'S PRETTY MAGICAL, 429 00:31:20,313 --> 00:31:22,415 YEAH >> THAT'S AMAZING. SOMETIMES YOU INHERIT SOME GOOD 430 00:31:22,415 --> 00:31:24,751 STUFF. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LIKE IT. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW 431 00:31:24,751 --> 00:31:26,986 BOOK CONGRATS ON THIS, BY THE WAY >> THANK YOU 432 00:31:26,986 --> 00:31:30,156 >> Jimmy: "THE WORLD NEEDS MORE PURPLE SCHOOLS." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 433 00:31:30,156 --> 00:31:32,592 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: OUT TOMORROW YOUR FIRST BOOK, "THE WORLD 434 00:31:32,592 --> 00:31:35,428 NEEDS MORE PURPLE PEOPLE," WAS AN INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER 435 00:31:35,428 --> 00:31:39,099 RIGHT TO NUMBER ONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONGRATS ON THAT 436 00:31:39,099 --> 00:31:42,402 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT I LOVE THE ART 437 00:31:42,402 --> 00:31:45,538 I LOVE THE - I LOVE ALL OF THE, UH -- >> THERE'S A LOT OF BOOGERS IN 438 00:31:45,538 --> 00:31:47,440 IT >> Jimmy: THERE'S BOOGERS IN IT 439 00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:49,175 >> THERE WAS BOOGERS IN THE FIRST ONE. THERE'S BOOGERS IN THIS ONE, 440 00:31:49,175 --> 00:31:51,144 GUYS >> Jimmy: IT'LL MAKE -- YEAH, IT'LL MAKE KIDS LAUGH, AND KIDS 441 00:31:51,144 --> 00:31:55,415 HAPPY, AND MAKE -- >> HOPEFULLY BETTER PEOPLE TOO >> Jimmy: -- EVERYONE -- YEAH. 442 00:31:55,415 --> 00:31:57,717 >> HOPEFULLY GOOD PEOPLE >> Jimmy: IT'LL MAKE PEOPLE THINK. 443 00:31:57,717 --> 00:31:59,786 AND MAKE GOOD PEOPLE >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHICH IS WHAT WE 444 00:31:59,786 --> 00:32:01,321 WANT THAT'S THE POINT >> THAT WAS KIND OF THE GOAL 445 00:32:01,321 --> 00:32:04,491 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE POINT >> THAT'S THE POINT. 446 00:32:04,491 --> 00:32:06,159 WELL, 'CAUSE, YEAH, IN THE FIRST ONE WE IDENTIFIED THESE FIVE PRINCIPLES WE THOUGHT 447 00:32:06,159 --> 00:32:08,962 WERE - IT WAS LIKE, WE WROTE THE FIRST ONE WHEN THE WORLD WAS ARGUING 448 00:32:08,962 --> 00:32:10,764 REMEMBER WHEN, LIKE, EVERYONE WAS ARGUING ABOUT EVERYTHING, AND IT WAS THE ONLY THING 449 00:32:10,764 --> 00:32:15,535 EVERYBODY WANTED TO DO AND IT'S, LIKE, DIED DOWN A LITTLE BIT, BUT WE STILL LOVE 450 00:32:15,535 --> 00:32:17,270 TO ARGUE AND SO, WE WERE LIKE, "WHAT IF WE COME UP WITH THESE PURPLE 451 00:32:17,270 --> 00:32:24,277 PRINCIPLES THAT MADE BEING NICE, AND RESPONSIBLE, AND A A GOOD LISTENER, COOL? 452 00:32:24,277 --> 00:32:27,781 SO, WE WERE LIKE, "PURPLE PEOPLE - THEY ASK GREAT QUESTIONS 453 00:32:27,781 --> 00:32:30,684 THEY LAUGH A LOT THEY WORK HARD THEY USE THEIR VOICE, AND THEY 454 00:32:30,684 --> 00:32:35,221 LISTEN AND THEY -- JUST BE YOU. BECAUSE YOU'RE THE --" 455 00:32:35,221 --> 00:32:37,924 WE LIKE TO SAY, "BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY YOU WE'VE GOT." >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT IS TRUE 456 00:32:37,924 --> 00:32:41,661 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] [ APPLAUSE ] I LOVE THAT. 457 00:32:41,661 --> 00:32:46,132 AND THERE'S A LITTLE EASTER EGG IN HERE, A TINY NOD TO "FROZEN," WHICH I LIKE 458 00:32:46,132 --> 00:32:49,102 AND YOU'RE LIKE -- CAN WE JUST SEE, THERE IN A LITTLE -- 459 00:32:49,102 --> 00:32:51,604 LET IT GO. >> YEAH, "AND THEN SHE SAID, 'LET IT GO, LET IT GO.'" >> 460 00:32:51,604 --> 00:32:54,240 Jimmy: YEAH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT 461 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:58,712 >> AND THEN THERE'S THE BOOGERS! >> Jimmy: AND THERE'S -- 462 00:32:58,712 --> 00:33:01,348 YEAH, THERE ARE BOOGERS THERE, YEAH >> YEAH. 463 00:33:01,348 --> 00:33:04,284 >> Jimmy: TOUGH SEGWAY RIGHT INTO "FROZEN." >> DO IT 464 00:33:04,284 --> 00:33:07,787 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I LOVE "FROZEN II." >> THANK YOU 465 00:33:07,787 --> 00:33:10,290 >> Jimmy: I ALMOST LIKED IT MAYBE BETTER -- CAN I SAY THAT >> OF COURSE YOU CAN 466 00:33:10,290 --> 00:33:11,825 >> Jimmy: I DON'T COMPARE THE TWO. >> YOU CAN SAY WHATEVER YOU 467 00:33:11,825 --> 00:33:13,793 WANT >> Jimmy: THAT'S TRUE, I CAN >> YEAH. 468 00:33:13,793 --> 00:33:16,429 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT'S YOUR SHOW. >> Jimmy: IT IS MY SHOW. 469 00:33:16,429 --> 00:33:17,864 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT I DO -- I DID ENJOY "FROZEN," JUST -- BUT 470 00:33:17,864 --> 00:33:19,265 "FROZEN II" KIND OF -- I JUST -- GREAT. "FROZEN 3," CAN WE ANNOUNCE 471 00:33:19,265 --> 00:33:23,203 ANYTHING >> I WOULD, WITH - LIKE TO OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCE -- 472 00:33:23,203 --> 00:33:27,340 [ DRUMROLL ] WITH ZERO AUTHORITY -- [ DRUMROLL ] 473 00:33:27,340 --> 00:33:30,510 "FROZEN 3. >> Jimmy: WOW! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 474 00:33:30,510 --> 00:33:38,385 * >> Jimmy: WITH ZERO -- >> AND PLEASE, PLEASE BEAR IN 475 00:33:38,385 --> 00:33:39,586 MIND I DID SAY "ZERO AUTHORITY," 'CAUSE I CAN'T DO THAT 476 00:33:39,586 --> 00:33:41,888 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU CAN'T ANNOUNCE IT. >> I'M NOT -- I CAN'T DO THAT. 477 00:33:41,888 --> 00:33:43,890 NO, I'M NOT IN CHARGE. >> Jimmy: BUT THERE COULD BE SOMETHING MAYBE IN THE WORKS 478 00:33:43,890 --> 00:33:47,794 AND MAYBE HAPPENING. MAYBE. >> WELL, YOU KNOW, I'M -- I'LL 479 00:33:47,794 --> 00:33:50,096 KEEP IT MYSTERIOUS BUT I KNOW IDINA RECENTLY SAID SHE WOULD DO IT, AND I FEEL 480 00:33:50,096 --> 00:33:53,600 LIKE IF WE'RE ALL IN - >> Jimmy: WHAT >> LIKE -- 481 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:57,203 >> Jimmy: WE'RE ALL IN >> WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR >> Jimmy: COME ON, WE WANT IT. 482 00:33:57,203 --> 00:33:59,105 >> WE WANT IT. LETS DO IT >> Jimmy: WE LOVE YOU. 483 00:33:59,105 --> 00:34:00,373 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KRISTEN BELL "THE WORLD NEEDS MORE PURPLE 484 00:34:00,373 --> 00:34:06,046 SCHOOLS" IS AVAILABLE TOMORROW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GO PICK IT UP RIGHT NOW. 485 00:34:06,046 --> 00:34:11,184 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM COAST CONTRA 486 00:34:11,184 --> 00:34:27,734 STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 487 00:34:27,734 --> 00:34:30,804 >> Jimmy: YEAH COAST CONTRA MAKING THEIR TV DEBUT 488 00:34:30,804 --> 00:34:32,505 PERFORMING "NEVER FREESTYLE" AND "LEGACY" FROM THEIR ALBUM "APT. 505," GIVE IT UP FOR 489 00:34:32,505 --> 00:34:41,147 COAST CONTRA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 490 00:34:43,550 --> 00:34:48,388 * WHOA WHOA WHO YOU ROCKIN' WITH THE COAST ON THE TONIGHT SHOW * 491 00:34:48,388 --> 00:34:51,891 * YOU ROCKING WITH THE COAS ON THE TONIGHT SHO OKAY I KICK YOUR FLI 492 00:34:51,891 --> 00:34:55,829 HUH KEEP IT MOVIN' * * HIP HOP YOU CAN'T STO THIS TYPE OF MOVEMEN 493 00:34:55,829 --> 00:34:58,898 I'M A STORY TELLER S LET ME GET RIGHT INTO IT * * ABOUT THIS TIME 494 00:34:58,898 --> 00:35:01,167 I ALMOST DIE OVER SOME BOOT SAY WHAT * 495 00:35:01,167 --> 00:35:05,105 * BROWN SKIN IT WAS THIS CUTI THAT THREW A PARTY AT HER CRIB TOLD ME COME THROUGH BUT * 496 00:35:05,105 --> 00:35:08,174 * DAMNIT I KNEW BETTE GRANTED I'M TOO CLEVER * * BUT I'M FROM PHILLY 497 00:35:08,174 --> 00:35:10,577 I'M READY RUMBLE LIKE WHOEVER * * I'M ON THE WA 498 00:35:10,577 --> 00:35:13,046 SOMETHING KEPT TELLING M BOY YOU FOOLIS COME ON * 499 00:35:13,046 --> 00:35:15,181 * COULDN'T GET A LIFT FROM MY BROTHE SO CALLED A UBER 500 00:35:15,181 --> 00:35:17,050 COME ON * * GOT DROPPED OFF HIT FIVE STAR 501 00:35:17,050 --> 00:35:19,119 HE WAS THE COOLEST BUT NOT THE CLEANEST * * BUT AT LEAS 502 00:35:19,119 --> 00:35:22,922 HE PLAYED MY MUSIC HUH, HUH * * 503 00:35:22,922 --> 00:35:27,527 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH Y POISON AND POWER 504 00:35:27,527 --> 00:35:31,564 THEY OFFER GUCCI AND FAME * * THEY THINK I'M NE TO THIS MONE 505 00:35:31,564 --> 00:35:34,834 THEY THINK I'M NEW TO THIS GAME * * THEY WANNA SEE US IN WHIP 506 00:35:34,834 --> 00:35:40,407 THEY WANNA SEE US IN CHAIN LEGACY LEGACY LEGACY THEY TRYNA RUIN THE NAME * 507 00:35:40,407 --> 00:35:45,545 * LEGACY LEGACY LEGACY UH THEY TRYNA RUIN THE NAME U LEGACY LEGACY LEGACY U 508 00:35:45,545 --> 00:35:48,615 THEY TRYNA RUIN THE NAME * * THEY OFFE 509 00:35:48,615 --> 00:35:52,886 POISON AND POWER U THEY OFFER GUCCI AND FAME * * LEGACY LEGACY LEGACY UH 510 00:35:52,886 --> 00:35:57,157 MAKE EM REMEMBER THE NAME * * PHASE ONE WE WAS UNFAZE AIN'T NO BACKLAS 511 00:35:57,157 --> 00:35:59,559 FOR THE FREE SLAVE WEALTH * * ANCESTORS PLOTTIN 512 00:35:59,559 --> 00:36:02,162 IN THE GRAVE SO THE WHIP CHAIN CUSTOM MAD WEALTH * 513 00:36:02,162 --> 00:36:04,464 * PICKING COTTO UNDER SUN RA THEY WAS SWEATING BULLET 514 00:36:04,464 --> 00:36:07,634 OUTTA 12 GAGE * * PLANTATION TURN TO SHOOTING RAGE 515 00:36:07,634 --> 00:36:10,470 SLAVE MASTER ALL IN SHOOTING RANGE * * LIVIN' LEGEND 516 00:36:10,470 --> 00:36:12,572 IM'A DIE A LEGEN WITH MY HONO DOING THIS LIKE * 517 00:36:12,572 --> 00:36:16,176 * WHEN YOU SPIT LIKE THIS NICE HOMIE YOU ESCAPE KARM ME AND MY BROTHERS 518 00:36:16,176 --> 00:36:19,346 IS SOME REAL RHYMERS * * I'D SAY THE GREATES IS COAST CONTRA IT MIGHT B 519 00:36:19,346 --> 00:36:22,282 LIVING LEGEN YEAH I MIGHT BE * * AHEAD OF THE GAME 520 00:36:22,282 --> 00:36:26,119 I MIGHT BE WAIT * * WAKE UP BLESSED UP UH 521 00:36:26,119 --> 00:36:31,157 HOPPED OUT DRIPPED UP UH PAID DUES TIMES UP U BODY BAG ZIPPED UP UH * 522 00:36:31,157 --> 00:36:36,496 * RAP GOD PRAYED UP U LONG NIGHTS STAYED UP UH WHOLE SQUAD CAME UP UH 523 00:36:36,496 --> 00:36:40,100 HIP HOP SAVED US * * THIS THE LIFE SEE THIS THE LIFE I CHOS 524 00:36:40,100 --> 00:36:43,069 505 WE SLEPT INSID THE COLD * * HAD TO LEARN TO COO 525 00:36:43,069 --> 00:36:45,672 WITHOUT THE STOV ONLY THING THAT KEPT US HO WAS FLOWS * 526 00:36:45,672 --> 00:36:48,208 * ALL MY DA WAS A1 HONOR ROL WE NEVER EVER DISRESPECT 527 00:36:48,208 --> 00:36:51,911 THE CODE * * TAJ RAS AUSTIN RIO LO WENT FROM SCRAPPING TOAS 528 00:36:51,911 --> 00:36:54,414 AND NOW WE TOAST * * PULLING WOMEN BAD AS AMBER ROS 529 00:36:54,414 --> 00:36:57,484 THE TYPE OF WORLD'S A STAG TO BE TOO COLD * * THEY DROP US 50 530 00:36:57,484 --> 00:37:01,421 JUST TO PACK A SHOW LETS G BALLIN NOW AND I AIN'T TALKING ROSE * 531 00:37:01,421 --> 00:37:03,823 * MY GRAMMY TOLD ME DON'T YOU SELL YOUR SOUL WHAT'S A GRAMM 532 00:37:03,823 --> 00:37:06,126 WHEN YOUR SOUL IS GOLD * * MY ONLY GOAL IS I'MA DIE A GOA 533 00:37:06,126 --> 00:37:08,428 'CAUSE THIS THE LIFE THAT I DONE CHOSE * * POISON AND POWE 534 00:37:08,428 --> 00:37:10,497 WHAT THEY OFFER GUCCI AND FAM WHAT * 535 00:37:10,497 --> 00:37:12,699 * THEY THINK I'M NE TO THIS MONE THEY THINK I'M NEW 536 00:37:12,699 --> 00:37:16,036 TO THIS GAME * * THEY WANNA SEE US IN WHIP THEY WANNA SEE US IN CHAIN 537 00:37:16,036 --> 00:37:20,540 WEALTH * * LEGACY LEGACY LEGAC THEY TRYNA RUIN THE NAME 538 00:37:20,540 --> 00:37:24,044 LET'S GO * * LEGACY LEGACY LEGACY UH THEY TRYNA RUIN THE NAME U 539 00:37:24,044 --> 00:37:28,648 LEGACY LEGACY LEGACY U THEY TRYNA RUIN THE NAME * * THEY OFFE 540 00:37:28,648 --> 00:37:31,718 POISON AND POWER U THEY OFFER GUCCI AND FAME UH * 541 00:37:31,718 --> 00:37:36,189 * LEGACY LEGACY LEGACY UH MAKE 'EM REMEMBER THE NAME * * MY FAMILY GONE HAVE POWER 542 00:37:36,189 --> 00:37:39,259 LIKE THE MEDICI' I FEEL LIKE FRANCISCO VITORI SI * 543 00:37:39,259 --> 00:37:42,629 * DIPLOMATIC SINCE THE ATTI WRITING BARS BRIGHTE THAN YA PATEK BOY * 544 00:37:42,629 --> 00:37:45,365 * THEY GONE HALL OF FAME ME FOR MY STORY CRITICS TURNIN 545 00:37:45,365 --> 00:37:47,867 INTO CRICKETS * * CAUSE I'M JUST TOO BI FOR ANY CATEGORY 546 00:37:47,867 --> 00:37:50,303 AND I PLANNED IT SINCE A LIL BOY * * MY FLOW DRI 547 00:37:50,303 --> 00:37:52,472 FROM A COCA LEAF THEY AIN'T SEEN A BROTHE COME FROM OVERSEAS * 548 00:37:52,472 --> 00:37:55,975 * I AIN'T TALKING CHANE BUT IT'S LUXURY AY DOWN IN COLOMBIA 549 00:37:55,975 --> 00:37:58,278 ADONDE YO NACI * * MY LEGACY REALL THE RECIPE U 550 00:37:58,278 --> 00:38:00,880 MIXING CULTURE NOW THEY CAN'T IGNORE IT * * FUNNY FAKE PEOPLE 551 00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:03,183 SAYING THAT THEY SAW IT * * WHEN I POSTED UP A SHOW THEY WASN'T GOIN 552 00:38:03,183 --> 00:38:05,585 NOW THEY TRYNA COME WITH ME ON TOUR * * RIGHT I KICKE 553 00:38:05,585 --> 00:38:08,121 THE DEVIL OU MIXING MY SINS WITH THE WEED JUST TO LEVEL OUT * 554 00:38:08,121 --> 00:38:11,057 * FOUND ME A BETTER ROUTE RAPPING BOUT NUTHI AIN'T NOTHIN 555 00:38:11,057 --> 00:38:14,127 TO SING ABOUT * * SMOKE GOT THE COAST TATTE IN INK AND BLOOD 556 00:38:14,127 --> 00:38:17,030 COAST CONTRA LISTE MY CLICK IS UP * * FROM BIRDS ON THE CUR 557 00:38:17,030 --> 00:38:19,466 NOW WE FLYING WITH DOVES WASSUP BRRR * * THESE PEOPL 558 00:38:19,466 --> 00:38:21,768 JUMP OFF THE PORCH RUN INTO US AN JUMP BACK ON THE PATIO * 559 00:38:21,768 --> 00:38:24,170 * RAPPIN' LIKE THIS FINNA COP ME A PORSCHE OH THAT'S YO CHICK 560 00:38:24,170 --> 00:38:26,473 I LEFT THAT ON THE PATIO * * FACTS ALL MY BROTHER ENDORSE 561 00:38:26,473 --> 00:38:29,209 OF COURSE BY GOD WITH PRINCIPLES THIC AS RAY DALIO * 562 00:38:29,209 --> 00:38:32,579 * WHEN I RAP GOTTA SNAP LIKE THE BACK OF A 7 WHOSE NAME WAS DADDIO * 563 00:38:32,579 --> 00:38:35,749 * IT'S A REASON MY SLAP WE JUST MADE A NEW HIT YOU AIN'T HIT BACK * 564 00:38:35,749 --> 00:38:38,385 * NONE YOU PEOPLE EQUIPPE FOR THE MIX-MATC GOTTA KNOW WITH THE FLOW 565 00:38:38,385 --> 00:38:40,787 I COULD SWITCH THAT * * THEY FINESSIN YOU BROTHERS 566 00:38:40,787 --> 00:38:42,856 I'M BOUT MINE * * THOUGHT MY WATCHE WAS BROKEN 567 00:38:42,856 --> 00:38:45,492 IT'S BOUT TIME * * HAD TO SLIDE FROM THE WES TO SOUTH SID 568 00:38:45,492 --> 00:38:48,128 THEN COME BACK AND ATTACK FROM THE OUTSIDE * * WITH MY BROTHERS 'CAUSE 569 00:38:48,128 --> 00:38:51,831 THEY OFFER POISON AND POWE THEY OFFER GUCCI AND FAME * * THEY THINK I'M NE 570 00:38:51,831 --> 00:38:54,134 TO THIS MONE THEY THINK I'M NEW TO THIS GAME * 571 00:38:54,134 --> 00:38:57,404 * LEGAC THEY WANNA SEE US IN WHIPS THEY WANNA SEE US IN CHAINS * 572 00:38:57,404 --> 00:39:02,108 * LEGACY LEGACY LEGAC THEY TRYNA RUIN THE NAME COAST * 573 00:39:02,108 --> 00:39:08,782 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YO THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, RIGHT 574 00:39:08,782 --> 00:39:14,454 THERE. COAST CONTRA "APT. 505" IS OUT NOW. 575 00:39:14,454 --> 00:39:18,124 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, THAT'S THE WAY TO DO IT. THAT'S THE WAY TO DO IT, RIGHT 576 00:39:18,124 --> 00:39:21,561 THERE. OH, REMEMBER THAT -- COAST CONTRA 577 00:39:21,561 --> 00:39:48,254 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 578 00:39:48,254 --> 00:39:50,690 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR, KRISTEN BELL, COAST CONTRA, 579 00:39:50,690 --> 00:39:56,796 ONCE AGAIN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, 580 00:39:56,796 --> 00:40:00,266 FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 581 00:40:00,266 --> 00:40:02,902 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY 582 00:40:02,902 --> 00:40:07,607 THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *