1 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:11,778 >> HI JIM. >> Jimmy: JUST IN? 2 00:00:11,778 --> 00:00:14,481 >> THE GYM >> Jimmy: YOU SWIM >> ON A WHIM 3 00:00:14,481 --> 00:00:17,017 >> Jimmy: HOW'S SKIMS? >> A WIN WHO'S HIM? 4 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:20,520 >> Jimmy: A FRIEND, TIM. >> LOOKING SLIM. >> Jimmy: OFF SODIUM 5 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:23,790 NICE SKIN. >> VITAMIN >> Jimmy: SERUM? 6 00:00:23,790 --> 00:00:27,060 >> FOR MY LIMB >> Jimmy: REGIMEN? >> NOSE AND CHIN 7 00:00:27,060 --> 00:00:32,198 >> Jimmy: WANNA GRIN >> HASHTAG "TWINS. [ CLICK 8 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:35,802 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: M&M? >> JUST HAD DIN. 9 00:00:35,802 --> 00:00:38,538 >> Jimmy: WITH PETE DAVIDSON >> ORDERED IN. MEXICAN. 10 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:42,809 >> Jimmy: VIOLIN >> THERAMIN? >> Jimmy: THUMB WRESTLE. 11 00:00:42,809 --> 00:00:46,413 YOU IN >> I'LL WIN. >> Jimmy: NICE PIN 12 00:00:46,413 --> 00:00:51,651 >> CHAMPION. >> Jimmy: SHOW'S ABOUT TO START. 13 00:00:51,651 --> 00:00:53,687 START. >> LET'S BEGIN 14 00:00:58,158 --> 00:00:59,192 * 15 00:00:59,192 --> 00:01:01,161 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE 16 00:01:01,161 --> 00:01:08,702 TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS 17 00:01:08,702 --> 00:01:12,105 GUESTS - KIM KARDASHIAN HANNAH EINBINDER 18 00:01:12,105 --> 00:01:15,508 MO WILLEMS MUSICAL GUEST PARIS JACKSON. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 19 00:01:15,508 --> 00:01:21,147 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1675 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 20 00:01:21,147 --> 00:01:27,787 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 21 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:30,757 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 22 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:48,541 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 23 00:01:48,541 --> 00:01:52,612 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THAT IS -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 24 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:55,749 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. I LOVE YOU WELCOME. 25 00:01:55,749 --> 00:01:58,918 WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 26 00:01:58,918 --> 00:02:01,054 YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 27 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:05,258 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING GUYS, I'M EXCITED ABOUT THIS KIM KARDASHIAN IS MY GUEST 28 00:02:05,258 --> 00:02:12,365 TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KIM IS AMAZING 29 00:02:12,365 --> 00:02:16,202 SHE'S A BUSINESS MOGUL, A FASHION ICON, A REALITY STAR AND IF SHE WANTS TO BE, THE 30 00:02:16,202 --> 00:02:19,873 47th PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, 31 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:22,942 TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IF SHE WANTS 32 00:02:22,942 --> 00:02:25,445 IF SHE WANTS OF COURSE I'M IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY. 33 00:02:25,445 --> 00:02:30,450 IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF SUMMER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SERIOUSLY, I HEARD SO MANY 34 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:33,420 WHITE CLAWS CRACK OPEN TODAY I THOUGHT THE -- [ LAUGHTER ] 35 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:38,224 I THOUGH THE CICADAS WERE BACK [ LAUGHTER ] YOU COULD TELL IT'S SUMMER 36 00:02:38,224 --> 00:02:41,394 THIS MORNING, MY UBER DRIVER DROVE AROUND WITH THE TOP DOWN AND BY THE TOP, I MEAN HIS 37 00:02:41,394 --> 00:02:44,664 SHIRT. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT YEAH, SUMMER IS HERE, WHICH 38 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:48,101 MEANS THAT YOU'VE GOT ABOUT A WEEK UNTIL IT'S PUMPKIN SEASON AT STARBUCKS. 39 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:52,972 [ APPLAUSE ] THAT'S RIGHT, TODAY IS THE SUMMER SOLSTICE. 40 00:02:52,972 --> 00:02:56,676 WHICH MEANS IT'S THE LONGEST DAY OF THE YEAR. [ CHEERS ] 41 00:02:56,676 --> 00:03:00,947 SO IF TODAY FELT EXTRA LONG, YOU'RE EITHER IN OUR HEMISPHERE OR YOU OWN BITCOIN 42 00:03:00,947 --> 00:03:04,851 [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS STARTING TODAY, KIDS UNDER FIVE 43 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:08,588 CAN START GETTING COVID VACCINES SO PRESIDENT BIDEN VISITED A 44 00:03:08,588 --> 00:03:11,725 A CLINIC THAT WAS GIVING THEM OUT. YEAH 45 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:13,393 AFTER A FEW MINUTES OF LISTENING TO BIDEN, THE KIDS WERE LIKE, "WOW, THIS REALLY IS 46 00:03:13,393 --> 00:03:22,535 THE LONGEST DAY OF THE YEAR. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT THIS IS SWEET. 47 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:25,605 AT ONE POINT A FIVE-YEAR-OLD OFFERED JOE BIDEN TRAINING WHEELS FOR HIS BIKE. 48 00:03:25,605 --> 00:03:27,774 I THOUGHT THAT WAS - [ LAUGHTER ] SWEET. 49 00:03:27,774 --> 00:03:31,945 NICE SWITCHING GEARS, APPARENTLY -- APPARENTLY, THERE'S AN OLD 50 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,747 EPISODE OF "SESAME STREET" THAT HASN'T RE-AIRED FOR DECADES BECAUSE IT WAS TOO FRIGHTENING 51 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:41,855 FOR CHILDREN YEAH, BUT IT JUST RESURFACED ONLINE 52 00:03:41,855 --> 00:03:47,460 AND HONESTLY, I'M NOT SURE WHY IT'S CONSIDERED SO SCARY TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 53 00:03:47,460 --> 00:03:47,494 IT'S CONSIDERED SO SCARY TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 54 00:03:48,695 --> 00:03:52,232 THERE'S LOTS OF DIFFERENT WAYS TO LOVE. 55 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:55,101 LIKE THERE'S THE WAY YOU LOVE YOUR FAMILY. AND THE WAY YOU LOVE YOUR -- 56 00:03:55,101 --> 00:04:04,344 [ SCREAMING [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH, MY GOD 57 00:04:04,344 --> 00:04:07,847 >> Jimmy: I ALWAYS GET YOU THE JUMPSCARE ALWAYS GETS YOU. EVEN IT'S ELMO 58 00:04:07,847 --> 00:04:10,917 [ LAUGHTER ] DO WE HAVE A CAMERA THAT WAS ON QUEST OR - 59 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:21,061 >> Questlove: NO >> Jimmy: WE DO? [ LAUGHTER ] 60 00:04:21,061 --> 00:04:26,833 ELMO GOT HIM [ LAUGHTER ] SOME BUSINESS NEWS, I SAW THAT 61 00:04:26,833 --> 00:04:30,236 UBER IS BRINGING BACK UBER POOL BUT NOW, THEY'RE CALLING IT 62 00:04:30,236 --> 00:04:33,740 UBERX SHARE. YEAH BRAND NEW NAME 63 00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:37,344 SAME MIX OF SMELLS [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT 64 00:04:37,344 --> 00:04:40,547 THEY'RE GOING FROM UBER POOL TO UBERX SHARE. THAT'S WAY BETTER THAN WHAT IT 65 00:04:40,547 --> 00:04:45,618 REALLY IS, UBER COVID. [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, LISTEN TO THIS. 66 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:49,889 TODAY STARBUCKS DEBUTED THEIR FIRST-EVER CHICKEN SANDWICH. [ AUDIENCE OOHS 67 00:04:49,889 --> 00:04:52,492 YEAH, IF THERE'S ONE THING PEOPLE LOVE DUNKING IN COFFEE, IT'S POULTRY 68 00:04:52,492 --> 00:04:56,329 [ LAUGHTER ] BY THE WAY, IF THEY DON'T CALL IT STARCLUCKS, I WANT SOMEONE 69 00:04:56,329 --> 00:05:01,334 FIRED. [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS 70 00:05:01,334 --> 00:05:04,504 THE TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING ARE CURRENTLY IN THE STANLEY CUP FINALS 71 00:05:04,504 --> 00:05:06,272 AND ONE LOCAL REPORTER DECIDED TO SHOW HIS TEAM SPIRIT BY GETTING A LIGHTNING BOLT SHAVED 72 00:05:06,272 --> 00:05:09,943 INTO HIS HEAD. LET'S SEE HOW THAT WENT. 73 00:05:10,910 --> 00:05:12,912 >> ALL RIGHT, SO LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT SEAN RIVIERA HE IS A MASTER BARBER FROM 74 00:05:12,912 --> 00:05:18,151 YBOR HE IS AT FERRARI BARBER SHOP IS THAT RIGHT, SEAN? 75 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:19,886 >> YES, SIR. >> I DON'T WANT TO SCARE YOU BUT IT REALLY DOESN'T LOOK LIKE 76 00:05:19,886 --> 00:05:23,490 A LIGHTNING BOLT >> CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT YOU JUST DID 77 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:27,861 >> SO, WE PUT THE TWO LINES IN FOR THE FIRST CHAMPIONSHIP WE PUT A LITTLE BOLT HERE. 78 00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:30,163 WE PUT A BOLT COMING THROUGH HERE AND THEN WE PUT A BOLT HERE. 79 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:33,667 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT [ SAD TUBA ] 80 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:37,871 [ CYMBAL CRASH ] NOW HE'S JUST GOING TO SUPPORT THE TEAM BY WEARING A HAT FOR 81 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:42,275 THE NEXT THREE MONTHS. [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, GUYS, IT'S 82 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:46,346 TUESDAY. IT'S TIME FOR "WETWEET," HERE WE GO. 83 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:46,379 IT'S TIME FOR "WETWEET," HERE WE GO. 84 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:51,785 * WETWEET WETWEET * 85 00:05:51,785 --> 00:05:54,721 >> Jimmy: NOW WELCOME -- WELCOME TO "WETWEET. THIS IS WHERE WE AS A GROUP 86 00:05:54,721 --> 00:05:58,525 DECIDE SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD POST ON TWITTER. I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU FIVE 87 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:00,360 DIFFERENT TWEETS AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO VOTE ON WHETHER YOU LIKE EACH ONE OR 88 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:04,330 NOT. YOU ALL HAVE VOTING CLICKERS AT YOUR SEATS 89 00:06:04,330 --> 00:06:07,067 VERY GOOD. NOW YOU CAN -- YOU CAN VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM. 90 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:10,770 YOU CAN VOTE FOR NONE OF THEM. WHATEVER YOU WANT. WE WILL SEE THE RESULTS LIVE 91 00:06:10,770 --> 00:06:13,406 HIGGINS, ROOTS, YOU HAVE YOUR CLICKERS >> Steve: GOT IT 92 00:06:13,406 --> 00:06:15,475 >> Tariq: YES WE DO. >> Jimmy: GOOD ALL RIGHT. 93 00:06:15,475 --> 00:06:17,177 NOW, WHATEVER TWEET GETS THE MOST LIKES, WE WILL TWEET IT OUT LIVE ON THE SHOW SO THAT 94 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:21,581 YOU CAN ALL LIKE IT AND WETWEET IT [ CHEERS ] 95 00:06:21,581 --> 00:06:25,518 IT'S A SHARED EXPERIENCE OKAY, ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS 96 00:06:25,518 --> 00:06:27,287 OUR FIRST TWEET IS "MAYBE THEY'RE 'AFTER YOUR LUCKY CHARMS' BECAUSE THEY'RE HUNGRY 97 00:06:27,287 --> 00:06:33,059 KIDS, MAN. DO BETTER. [ LAUGHTER ] 98 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:38,631 * I HAVE AN IDEA >> Steve: WOW >> Jimmy: I CAN TELL -- I CAN 99 00:06:38,631 --> 00:06:41,167 TELL JUST -- EVEN WITH THE MASKS ON, I CAN TELL HOW DISAPPOINTED THE 100 00:06:41,167 --> 00:06:46,172 AUDIENCE IS. [ LAUGHTER ] I CAN FEEL IT. 101 00:06:46,172 --> 00:06:48,475 >> Steve: THEY'RE TRAGICALLY DELICIOUS. >> Jimmy: DO YOU THINK 100% NO 102 00:06:48,475 --> 00:06:52,178 ON THIS? >> Steve: I'M GOING TO SAY 80% NO 103 00:06:52,178 --> 00:06:56,983 >> Tariq: YEAH, I'M GONNA GO A A LITTLE HIGHER, 95% NO. >> Steve: 95% NO 104 00:06:56,983 --> 00:07:00,487 >> Questlove: I KNOW ONE PERSON THAT VOTED YES >> Jimmy: VOTED YES? 105 00:07:00,487 --> 00:07:02,555 >> Questlove: YEAH >> Jimmy: OH, YOU'RE BEING NICE 106 00:07:02,555 --> 00:07:07,160 THE VOTES ARE IN LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. BOING. 107 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:10,864 THERE YOU GO [ SAD TUBA ] ALL RIGHT, NO PROBLEM. 108 00:07:10,864 --> 00:07:12,932 WE HAVE FOUR MORE. >> Steve: WE GOT FOUR MORE >> Jimmy: WE GOT FOUR MORE 109 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:14,601 HERE YOU GO. >> Steve: THAT WAS JUST A TEST RUN. 110 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:16,670 >> Jimmy: "I'D SAY I'M A PRETTY COOL, CALM AND COLLECTED GUY AS LONG AS THERE ISN'T A BEE IN A 111 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:21,808 A ONE MILE RADIUS OF WHERE I'M STANDING." [ LAUGHTER ] 112 00:07:21,808 --> 00:07:25,679 * >> Steve: TEPID. >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T HAVE TO -- 113 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:28,682 YOU DON'T HAVE TO AIM THE CLICKERS AT ME, BY THE WAY [ LAUGHTER ] 114 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:33,153 I SAW SOME -- SOME GENTLEMAN OUT THERE IS - >> Steve: "CHANGE. 115 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:35,722 >> Jimmy: DON'T BE MAD AT ME I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT THAT DOESN'T HELP OR HURT THE 116 00:07:35,722 --> 00:07:37,624 RESULTS. >> Steve: HE'S TRYING TO CHANGE THE JOKE 117 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,726 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S -- THAT ONE'S GOING TO WIN EITHER 118 00:07:39,726 --> 00:07:42,896 LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THAT ONE. [ DRUMROLL ] 119 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:46,066 YEAH, NOT GOOD [ SAD TUBA ] THESE ARE NOT GREAT. 120 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:49,102 ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO HOW ABOUT, LET'S TRY THIS NEXT 121 00:07:49,102 --> 00:07:50,870 ONE HERE HERE WE GO THIS ONE 122 00:07:50,870 --> 00:07:52,505 "PIG RELATIONSHIPS MUST BE COMPLICATED, SINCE THEY BOTH TECHNICALLY BRING HOME THE 123 00:07:52,505 --> 00:08:01,247 BACON. [ LAUGHTER ] * 124 00:08:01,247 --> 00:08:03,016 I FEEL LIKE THAT -- I FEEL GOOD ABOUT THAT ONE >> Steve: WELL, OUT OF THE THREE, YEAH 125 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:04,651 >> Jimmy: I THINK WE FEEL GOOD ABOUT THAT ONE >> Tariq: THAT ONE'S THROUGH 126 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:06,586 THE ROOF >> Jimmy: RIGHT, THAT ONE'S -- YOU THINK A HUNDY? 127 00:08:06,586 --> 00:08:08,588 >> Tariq: NOT A HUNDY, BUT CLOSE. I FEEL LIKE YOU STARVED THEM 128 00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:11,191 OUT FIRST. SO NOW, YOU KNOW - [ LAUGHTER ] 129 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:13,927 >> Steve: I'M GOING TO SAY 144 >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE, BY THE WAY. 130 00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:15,628 I'M JUST READING THE TWEETS AND THEY JUST HAPPEN TO BE IN THIS ORDER, YEAH. 131 00:08:15,628 --> 00:08:18,498 >> Tariq: OKAY >> Jimmy: THEY DON'T GET BETTER NECESSARILY. 132 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:21,901 [ LAUGHTER ] JUST SO YOU KNOW IF YOU HAVEN'T - 133 00:08:21,901 --> 00:08:24,404 ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. >> Steve: 144. 134 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:28,541 * >> Jimmy: WHOA * 135 00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:32,145 >> Steve: WOW, 177 >> Jimmy: I KNEW THAT WAS GOING TO BE A GOOD ONE 136 00:08:32,145 --> 00:08:34,047 ALL RIGHT. WE HAVE -- IS THIS OUR LAST ONE? 137 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:37,050 >> Steve: NO, TWO MORE >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, GOOD. YOU HAVE TWO MORE. 138 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:38,284 IF YOU HAVEN'T STARTED PLAYING -- [ LAUGHTER ] 139 00:08:38,284 --> 00:08:42,255 ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT THIS ONE HERE "TWINS ARE REAL LIFE COPY AND 140 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:53,133 PASTE. [ LAUGHTER ] * 141 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:55,068 YEAH, IT'S LIKE -- YEAH, THAT'S -- YEAH WHAT DO YOU -- WHAT RESULT ARE 142 00:08:55,068 --> 00:09:00,006 YOU NOT GETTING, SIR [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SEE ANY 143 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:04,377 RESULT BY POINTING IT AT ANYTHING OR AIMING IT AT ME. NOTHING COMES ON THE SCREEN 144 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,913 UNTIL WE'RE READY. SO, JUST HAVE FUN -- >> Steve: BEEP 145 00:09:06,913 --> 00:09:08,882 >> Jimmy: WE'RE ALL ON IS THIS RIDE TOGETHER. HERE WE GO 146 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:10,183 [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS ONE. 147 00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:13,787 [ DRUM ROLL YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I FIGURED. ALL RIGHT, I GOT YOU 148 00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:17,724 [ SAD TUBA ] ALL RIGHT. THE LAST ONE HERE. 149 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,592 THIS IS YOUR LAST TIME I THINK PIGS ARE GOING TO BE THE ONE THAT'S GOING TO WIN. 150 00:09:19,592 --> 00:09:21,428 >> Steve: YEAH BUT THIS ONE >> Jimmy: BUT THIS ONE'S PRETTY 151 00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:23,296 GOOD TOO THIS IS THE LAST ONE HERE FOR "WETWEET." 152 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:25,198 HERE WE GO THE LAST ONE IS, "OPERATION IS BY FAR THE BEST KID'S GAME 153 00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:30,070 ABOUT PERFORMING SURGERY ON A NAKED GUY. [ LAUGHTER ] 154 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:33,239 * >> Steve: I LIKE THAT ONE. >> Jimmy: YEAH 155 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:36,343 >> Steve: BY FAR BY FAR THE BEST KIDS GAME -- >> Jimmy: BY FAR OUT OF ALL OF 156 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:40,246 THE KID'S GAMES -- >> Steve: OUT OF ALL OF THE NAKED OPERATION GAMES -- 157 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:42,415 >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT >> Steve: OPERATION IS BY FAR -- 158 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:45,251 >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT ALL RIGHT. >> Steve: UNLESS YOU'RE PLAYING 159 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:47,554 WITH A LEPRECHAUN. >> Jimmy: TIME TO SEE THE RESULTS. 160 00:09:47,554 --> 00:09:50,290 HERE THEY ARE. [ DRUM ROLL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 161 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:53,059 >> Steve: WHOA >> Jimmy: NO NO 162 00:09:53,059 --> 00:09:55,962 NO THE WINNER BY ONE IS PIG RELATIONSHIP 163 00:09:55,962 --> 00:09:58,598 [ DING ] [ DING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 164 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:03,269 * >> Jimmy: WOW, THAT'S FANTASTIC. 165 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:04,838 I WILL POST THIS DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED, 166 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:09,309 GIVE IT A LIKE GIVE IT A WETWEET AND ENJOY. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 167 00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:14,647 KIM KARDASHIAN IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HANNAH EINBINDER IS ON THE 168 00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:18,485 SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MY FAVORITE CHILDREN'S AUTHOR, 169 00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:23,289 MO WILLEMS IS HERE TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 170 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:26,326 AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM PARIS JACKSON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 171 00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:27,694 STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KIM KARDASHIAN, EVERYBODY! 172 00:10:27,694 --> 00:10:36,269 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: DOES PETE GIVE ANY 173 00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:38,371 INPUT ON THE SKIN CARE I THINK HE HAS A GOOD SKIN CARE ROUTINE. 174 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:40,106 >> ACTUALLY, THAT'S LIKE ONE OF THE REASONS WHY -- THAT'S LIKE ONE OF OUR MAJOR BONDING 175 00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:46,446 THINGS >> Jimmy: SKIN CARE? >> WE GO TO DERMATOLOGISTS 176 00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:48,114 TOGETHER WE INJECT OUR PIMPLES TOGETHER AT THE SAME TIME 177 00:10:48,114 --> 00:11:04,664 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. 178 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:08,935 AS YOU KNOW, JUNE IS PRIDE MONTH AND WE WANTED TO DO -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 179 00:11:08,935 --> 00:11:12,372 YEAH WE WANTED TO DO SOMETHING FUN TO CELEBRATE THAT AND SHOW OUR 180 00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:17,544 SUPPORT, SO WE MADE THESE VERY COOL "TONIGHT SHOW" PRIDE T-SHIRTS 181 00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:22,482 CHECK THIS OUT COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 182 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:24,150 THEY'RE AVAILABLE NOW AT NBCSTORE.COM AND PART OF THE PROCEEDS GO TO THE ALI FORNEY 183 00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:25,885 CENTER, WHICH DOES GREAT WORK IN HELPING HOMELESS YOUTH IN THE LBGTQ+ COMMUNITY HERE IN 184 00:11:25,885 --> 00:11:35,695 NEW YORK AND AROUND THE COUNTRY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 185 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,430 AND TONIGHT, EVERYONE IN OUR AUDIENCE IS GOING HOME WITH THEIR VERY OWN "TONIGHT SHOW" 186 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:45,538 PRIDE T-SHIRT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH 187 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:51,111 HAPPY PRIDE MONTH, EVERYBODY WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT SHE STARS IN THE SERIES, 188 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:53,413 "HACKS." SEASONS ONE AND TWO ARE STREAMING NOW ON HBO MAX, 189 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:57,984 HANNAH EINBINDER IS HERE TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 190 00:11:57,984 --> 00:12:03,456 VERY FUNNY PLUS, HE'S AN AUTHOR AND ILLUSTRATOR WHO'S NEW SPECIAL, 191 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:05,425 "MO WILLEMS' NAKED MOLE RAT GETS DRESSED: THE UNDERGROUND ROCK EXPERIENCE," PREMIERES ON 192 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:14,267 HBO MAX JUNE 30th, MO WILLEMS IS HERE TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 193 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:17,671 AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM PARIS JACKSON RIGHT THERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 194 00:12:17,671 --> 00:12:23,143 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT FIRST, SHE'S A SUCCESSFUL ENTREPRENEUR WHOSE NEW SKIN 195 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:29,082 CARE LINE, SKKN, IS OFFICIALLY OUT NOW. THAT'S GETTING RAVE REVIEWS, BY 196 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:33,086 THE WAY, TOO AND YOU CAN SEE HER IN SEASON ONE OF "THE KARDASHIANS," WHICH 197 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:38,425 IS STREAMING NOW ON HULU IT WAS HULU'S BIGGEST SERIES PREMIERE EVER IN THE U.S 198 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:42,996 PREMIERE EVER IN THE U.S PLEASE WELCOME KIM KARDASHIAN. 199 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:48,268 * 200 00:12:48,268 --> 00:13:01,948 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WELCOME BACK 201 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,683 >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME BACK >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR BEING 202 00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:05,652 HERE WE HAVE SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT. >> SO FUN. 203 00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:07,387 WE DO? >> Jimmy: YES. THIS -- THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME 204 00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:10,457 BACK SINCE HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." >> YES 205 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:13,193 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, THIS IS -- YOU WERE FANTASTIC I -- YOU WERE -- 206 00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:15,562 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: IT WAS A GREAT 207 00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:17,664 EPISODE. YOU WERE FANTASTIC WERE YOU NERVOUS GOING IN? 208 00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:19,532 >> YOU KNOW, I WAS NERVOUS FOR A SECOND BECAUSE I HAVE TO BE HONEST, I HAD NEVER SEEN "SNL" 209 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:25,872 BEFORE I HAD GONE TO ONE TAPING OF EDDIE MURPHY BUT I HAD NEVER -- 210 00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:31,845 AND I'D GONE BACKSTAGE -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU NEVER -- YOU'VE 211 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:34,080 NEVER SEEN "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE"? >> NO. 212 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,383 >> Jimmy: LIKE SERIOUS, SERIOUS? >> I'M DEAD SERIOUS. 213 00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,118 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND SO -- >> Jimmy: DO -- DID YOU 214 00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:40,286 THINK -- >> I KNOW WHAT IT -- I KNEW WHAT IT WAS. 215 00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:43,356 >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT DID -- >> I KNEW IT WAS SO ICONIC, BUT I HAD NEVER -- 216 00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:49,596 [ LAUGHTER ] I GOTTA BE HONEST, I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE ON 217 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:53,533 [ LAUGHTER ] [ SAD TUBA ] >> Jimmy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME 218 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,402 WOW. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT >> NO. 219 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:57,237 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, IT'S NOT THAT YOU SAID YOU DID BUT YOU REALLY 220 00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,938 >> NO. I RE -- I EVEN, LIKE, A MONTH AFTER, I HAD THIS -- I WAS AT 221 00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:03,109 DINNER AND WILL FERRELL WAS SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME THE SHOW HAD JUST AIRED WHEN I 222 00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:06,479 WAS ON >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND HE, YOU KNOW, MENTIONED 223 00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:08,214 HE HAD SEEN IT AND I LITERALLY HAD TO TEXT PETE AND BE LIKE, "WAIT, WAS WILL FERRELL ON 224 00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:13,753 'SNL'? [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS SO EMBARRASSED 225 00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:16,156 LIKE, I LITERALLY -- I'VE BEEN SCHOOLED >> Jimmy: WAIT, YOU DID -- 226 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:18,892 >> I KNOW EVERYONE THAT'S BEEN ON NOW I KNOW EVERYTHING. 227 00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:21,194 I KNOW -- >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. >> YEAH, SO I'VE BEEN SCHOOLED 228 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:24,230 BUT I REALLY DIDN'T KNOW >> Jimmy: I'M HEARING -- I'M HEARING KIDS 229 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:26,533 >> GUYS -- GUYS, CAN YOU STOP? [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS, LIKE, YOUR FIRST TIME 230 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:29,369 AT WORK WITH ME. CAN YOU PLEASE >> Jimmy: YOUR KIDS ARE -- YOUR 231 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:36,710 KIDS ARE RIGHT THERE [ AUDIENCE AWS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 232 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:39,546 >> MY TWO BOYS ARE HERE. >> Jimmy: WHO'S THE BEAUTIFUL GIRL 233 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,614 >> AND THEN MY FRIEND TRACY'S DAUGHTER, REMI, IS HERE WITH US, BUT -- 234 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:44,317 >> Jimmy: HI, REMI HI BOYS, WELCOME >> MY TWO BOYS ARE HERE AND I 235 00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:49,923 HEAR THEM MAKING SO MUCH NOISE GUYS, THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME AT WORK WITH ME. 236 00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:51,791 DON'T MESS THIS UP [ LAUGHTER ] COME ON. 237 00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:54,861 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, YOUR DAUGHTER -- YOUR DAUGHTER, NORTH, JUST TURNED 9 238 00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:57,897 >> SHE JUST TURNED 9 >> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU CELEBRATE NORTH? 239 00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:02,736 >> SO, SHE'S REALLY INTO SPECIAL EFFECT MAKEUP. SHE DOES, LIKE, REALLY GOOD, 240 00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:07,307 LIKE, WOUNDS AND SCARS AND REALLY - >> Jimmy: WHAT 241 00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:10,477 [ LAUGHTER ] >> SHE'S REALLY GOOD AT IT SO SHE WAS TAKING CLASSES. 242 00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:12,145 SO SHE WANTED TO HAVE A SPOOKY WILDERNESS-THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY, SO I TOOK THEM OUT 243 00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:19,452 CAMPING IN THE WILDERNESS. GUYS, SERIOUSLY. YOU GOT TO -- YOU GOT TO GO. 244 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,321 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T HAVE -- YOU DON'T HAVE TO -- THEY CAN GO 245 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,256 BACK IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE BEING OUT HERE IT'S FINE. 246 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:27,327 >> OKAY, PSALMY LEFT HE WAS BEING LOUD. OKAY 247 00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:29,462 >> Jimmy: HE WAS BEING LOUD. >> OKAY, SO -- >> Jimmy: WAIT, WAIT, SO TELL 248 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,731 ME ABOUT THIS. >> SO -- >> Jimmy: SO -- WAIT, HOW DID 249 00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:33,533 SHE GET INTO KNOWING ABOUT ALL THAT MAKEUP AND -- >> SHE JUST -- I HAVE NO IDEA, 250 00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:37,137 THAT'S A REALLY GOOD QUESTION. [ LAUGHTER ] I SHOULD BE CONCERNED. 251 00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:40,440 I HAVE NO IDEA HOW SHE GOT INTO IT BUT I GOT HER A TEACHER TO SHOW HER AND GET ALL OF THE 252 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:45,145 SUPPLIES SO SHE WANTED TO TEACH HER GIRLFRIENDS. 253 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:49,816 AND WE TOOK ABOUT EIGHT KIDS, EIGHT GIRLS AND WE WENT CAMPING IN THE WILDERNESS AND SHE 254 00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:55,188 WANTED IT TO BE REALLY SPOOKY AND SHE WANTED, LIKE, THESE -- >> Jimmy: 9 YEAR OLD 255 00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:58,358 >> -- MANNEQUIN HEADS AND SHE TAUGHT EVERYONE. THERE WAS A WHOLE CLASS THAT 256 00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:04,464 SHE TAUGHT HER FRIENDS HOW TO DO SPECIAL-EFFECTS WOUNDS AND SCARS AND -- 257 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,933 [ LAUGHTER ] SHE'S REALLY GOOD AT IT. >> Jimmy: I'M HAPPY -- I 258 00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:08,735 THOUGHT THAT THERE WAS JUST GONNA BE A BUNCH OF MANNEQUIN HEADS SCATTERED AROUND THE 259 00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:11,905 WOODS. [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS LIKE, "THAT'S REALLY TOO 260 00:16:11,905 --> 00:16:13,773 SCARY. OH, MY GOSH. >> NO, NO. 261 00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:17,377 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU RECENTLY POSTED 262 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:18,745 A VIDEO OF NORTH SINGING -- SINGING, "WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BRUNO. 263 00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:20,447 >> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND SHE CAN REALLY SING 264 00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:24,918 >> YEAH, SHE RAPS. SHE SINGS. SHE LOVES IT 265 00:16:24,918 --> 00:16:27,220 YEAH >> Jimmy: IT'S VERY CUTE >> SHE KNOWS "WE DON'T TALK 266 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:28,755 ABOUT BRUNO" IN EIGHT LANGUAGES. [ AUDIENCE OOHS 267 00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:32,125 SHE KNOWS HOW TO SING IT IN EIGHT LANGUAGES. SO WHEN I -- I WAS AT THE MET 268 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,327 AND I SAW LIN AND I GO, "I LOVE YOU AND I HATE YOU [ LAUGHTER ] 269 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:37,364 I CANNOT HEAR THIS SONG ONE MORE TIME IN MY HOUSEHOLD. >> Jimmy: OH, IT'S ALL OVER THE 270 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:40,433 PLACE. YEAH >> YEAH, EIGHT LANGUAGES 271 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:47,207 LIKE, JAPANESE, PORTUGUESE -- >> Jimmy: IT'S SO CUTE I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE 272 00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:48,074 A VIDEO. CHECK THIS OUT 273 00:16:50,076 --> 00:16:54,114 IT'S MY WEDDING DA WE'RE READY AND THER WASN'T A CLOUD * 274 00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:56,182 * IN THE SK NO CLOUDS ALLOWE IN THE SKY * 275 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:59,886 * BRUNO WALKS I WITH A MISCHIEVOUS GRI THUNDER * 276 00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:03,023 * YOU TELLING THI STORY OR AM I * >> Jimmy: OH 277 00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:07,027 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THAT GOT A SMILE ON HIS FACE 278 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:10,063 >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE -- >> SO THE -- THE GIRL IN THE VIDEO IS HER SISTER. 279 00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:11,731 >> Jimmy: THAT'S HER SISTER, YEAH YOU HAVE A PERFORMER ON YOUR 280 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:14,534 HANDS. I CAN ALREADY TELL >> MY TWO GIRLS ARE. 281 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,536 >> Jimmy: RIGHT, YEAH. >> MY -- MY LITTLEST DAUGHTER, CHI-CHI, SHE JUST HAD 282 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,271 A PERFORMANCE AND THE TEACHER TOLD US WHEN SHE WENT BACK AFTER THE PERFORMANCE, SHE 283 00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:23,743 GOES, "CAN I GO OUT THERE AGAIN AND DO IT AGAIN? I LOVED EVERYONE CLAPPING FOR 284 00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:27,781 ME." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TELL YOU 285 00:17:27,781 --> 00:17:32,485 THIS BEFORE I FORGET, BUT YOU -- MY WIFE CRIED WHEN YOU PASSED THE BAR 286 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:36,856 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] BY THE WAY SHE WAS SO HAPPY FOR YOU 287 00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:38,391 >> SO DID I. >> Jimmy: SHE WAS SO -- SHE WAS SO HAPPY FOR YOU 288 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:41,061 AND SHE WAS LIKE, "YES!" [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THAT IS SO NICE 289 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:43,196 >> Jimmy: SHE GOT EMOTIONAL -- LIKE, "DUDE, I GOT SO EMOTIONAL WATCHING 'THE KARDASHIANS.'" 290 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:46,132 I WAS LIKE -- WE LOVE THE WHOLE FAMILY >> AW! 291 00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:47,767 THAT IS SO SWEET >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE A VERY TALENTED FAMILY. 292 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,937 ACTUALLY, WE HAVE A -- WE HAVE A VIDEO OF YOU AND YOUR SISTERS SINGING -- 293 00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:53,473 >> OH. >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU WERE AROUND NORTH'S AGE, LIP-SYNCHING TO 294 00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:56,309 TIFFANY'S, "I THINK WE'RE ALONE NOW. HERE'S YOUR DEBUT. 295 00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:58,244 HERE'S YOUR DEBUT. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 296 00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:03,516 ALONE NO 297 00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:06,586 THERES DOESN'T SEEM TO B ANYONE AROUND * * I THINK WE'RE ALONE NOW 298 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:12,158 ALONE NO THE BEATING OF OUR HEART IS THE ONLY SOUND * 299 00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:16,863 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> I THINK -- I -- OKAY. >> Jimmy: KIM, YOU WERE 300 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:20,133 LIKE -- "I THINK WE'RE --" HAVING NO FUN. 301 00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:23,069 >> LIKE, NO PERSONALITY THERE. >> Jimmy: HAVING NO FUN AT ALL >> MY MOM AND HER FRIENDS WOULD 302 00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:28,208 THROW THESE PARTIES AT A PLACE CALLED "CLOSET STARS." AND THEY WOULD DO THESE VIDEOS 303 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:30,310 I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'D BE, LIKE, DRINKING WINE AND JUST PUTTING US IN A ROOM TO, LIKE, 304 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:33,146 KEEP US BUSY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S FANTASTIC 305 00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:36,316 >> BUT THE OUTFITS YEAH >> Jimmy: THAT'S HALF -- IT ALL 306 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,718 BEGINS SOMEWHERE IT ALL STARTS SOMEWHERE. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW 307 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:43,523 SKIN CARE LINE, SKKN LOOK AT HOW GORGEOUS THIS IS >> DON'T DROP IT 308 00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:48,228 >> Jimmy: I KNOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU 309 00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:52,499 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, I WANT IT JUST FOR THE PACKAGING THIS IS GORGEOUS 310 00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:55,535 >> IT IS UNISEX AND I DO LOVE THIS I WANTED IT, LIKE, TO BE VERY 311 00:18:55,535 --> 00:19:01,007 MASCULINE AT THE SAME TIME JUST, I LOVE HOW IT LOOKS ON MY COUNTER. 312 00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:04,010 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I DON'T HAVE A LOT OUT ON MY COUNTER. 313 00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:05,745 EVERYTHING IS REALLY MINIMAL BUT I WANTED MY PACKAGING AND MY SKIN CARE TO BE ABLE TO SIT 314 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:11,618 ON MY COUNTER AND JUST LOOK BEAUTIFUL. >> Jimmy: IT LOOKS GORGEOUS. 315 00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:15,555 IT'S SKKN, S-K-K-N, SKKN >> YEAH, WITH A NOD LIKE, KIM K. 316 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,424 >> Jimmy: YEP. >> HAD IT IN THERE A LITTLE BIT. 317 00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:20,460 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH >> "SKKN BY KIM. YEAH 318 00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:24,030 >> Jimmy: YEAH, SO IT'S SKKNBYKIM.COM. THESE ARE NINE PRODUCTS HERE 319 00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:28,335 THIS IS YOUR -- IS THIS YOUR -- YOUR ROUTINE EVERY DAY THIS IS YOUR DAILY FACE 320 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,737 ROUTINE? >> THIS IS MY DAILY ROUTINE. SO, THERE'S NINE PRODUCTS, BUT 321 00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:35,542 YOU'LL USE EIGHT IN THE MORNING AND THEN YOU'LL SUBSTITUTE ONE OF THEM FOR A NIGHT SERUM. 322 00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:38,712 SO IT'LL BE -- IT'S -- YOU USE, REALLY, EIGHT AT ONE TIME. >> Jimmy: DOES THIS FEEL LIKE 323 00:19:38,712 --> 00:19:41,448 A LOT? >> NO. [ LAUGHTER ] 324 00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:45,618 NO, BECAUSE HERE'S THE THING, PEOPLE WANT AN EASY, QUICK FIX AND THIS JUST -- I -- EVEN 325 00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:48,488 PEOPLE WERE TELLING ME TO LAUNCH WITH, LIKE, THREE PRODUCTS AND THAT'S JUST NOT 326 00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:52,225 WHAT I USE FOR MY SKIN CARE ROUTINE. SO IT DOES TAKE A LOT OF WORK 327 00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:58,732 AND I WANTED TO -- I FORMULATED THIS ALL WITH THE MOST AMAZING CHEMISTS AND FACIALISTS. 328 00:19:58,732 --> 00:20:02,869 AND I'VE LEARNED SO MUCH >> Jimmy: EVERYONE HERE IN OUR MAKEUP DEPARTMENT IS FREAKING 329 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,838 OUT. THEY'RE LIKE, "THIS IS --" LIKE, EVERYONE'S ALREADY HEARD 330 00:20:04,838 --> 00:20:08,141 ABOUT IT AND READ ABOUT IT LIKE, THIS IS THE BEST YOU'VE DONE IT 331 00:20:08,141 --> 00:20:10,210 >> IT'S -- THANK YOU I MEAN, I WORKED SO HARD ON IT, AND IT'S -- YOU KNOW, THE 332 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:15,882 SCIENCE AND EVERYTHING WILL BACK UP ALL OF THE INGREDIENTS IN THE FORMULAS AND -- 333 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:20,820 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: DOES PETE GIVE YOU 334 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:24,758 ANY INPUT ON THE SKIN CARE [ LAUGHTER ] I THINK HE HAS A GOOD SKIN CARE 335 00:20:24,758 --> 00:20:26,593 ROUTINE. >> ACTUALLY, THAT'S, LIKE, ONE OF THE REASONS WHY 336 00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:29,229 THAT'S, LIKE, ONE OF OUR MAJOR BONDING THINGS >> Jimmy: IS SKIN CARE 337 00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:32,399 >> WE GO TO DERMOTOLOGISTS TOGETHER WE INJECT OUR PIMPLES TOGETHER 338 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:35,802 AT THE SAME TIME >> Jimmy: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 339 00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:38,405 >> YEAH, THE DERMATOLOGIST IS LIKE, "IS THIS CONTAGIOUS? YOU GUYS ALWAYS HAVE PIMPLES AT 340 00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:41,141 THE SAME TIME. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW IN TUNE 341 00:20:41,141 --> 00:20:44,978 YOU GUYS ARE THAT'S REALLY BONDING, YEAH. >> LIKE, I KNEW IT WAS SPECIAL 342 00:20:44,978 --> 00:20:47,280 WHEN I FELL ASLEEP AND I KEPT ON TALKING ABOUT ALL NIGHT, LIKE, "OH, MY GOD. 343 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:50,316 I HAVE THIS PIMPLE, I HAVE THIS PIMPLE DON'T LET ME FALL ASLEEP 344 00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:53,987 I HAVE TO PUT PIMPLE MEDICINE ON IT BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP." I FELL SLEEP, FORGOT, WOKE UP 345 00:20:53,987 --> 00:20:58,858 IN THE MORNING WITH DRIED PIMPLE MEDICINE ON MY FACE [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 346 00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:01,861 >> Jimmy: HE PUT IT ON -- >> HE PUT IT ON IN MY SLEEP. >> Jimmy: THE GENTLEMAN. 347 00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:05,532 OH, MY GOD PETE >> SUCH A GENTLEMAN. 348 00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:11,304 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I SAW A VIDEO. YOU WERE DEMOING THE PRODUCTS 349 00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:13,840 FOR SKKN >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND AT THE END, YOU 350 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,675 DID A FACE MASSAGE BUT IS -- IS THAT -- >> YOU WANT ME TO TRY IT ON 351 00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:21,481 YOU? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. 352 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:23,350 OF COURSE. I WOULD -- >> CAN I GO AROUND 353 00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:25,618 >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. YOU WANT TO? >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 354 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,087 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WHAT ARE WE -- >> LET ME PICK AN OIL. 355 00:21:27,087 --> 00:21:29,089 OH, AN OIL OKAY >> Jimmy: THIS IS AN OIL 356 00:21:29,089 --> 00:21:31,324 WHAT DO I -- WHAT DO I DO? DO I LAY BACK? NO, I JUST SIT HERE? 357 00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:34,160 WHAT DO I -- I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. >> JUST -- 358 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,229 >> Jimmy: OKAY, JUST CHILL >> YEAH. OH, SORRY. 359 00:21:36,229 --> 00:21:38,198 >> Jimmy: I'M READY. NO PROBLEM I GUESS I GOT TO -- GOT A HAND 360 00:21:38,198 --> 00:21:41,835 MASSAGE AS WELL. [ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY, SO IT'S ALL ABOUT, 361 00:21:41,835 --> 00:21:45,205 LIKE, THE JOWLS AND THE NECK FOR ME [ LAUGHTER ] 362 00:21:45,205 --> 00:21:48,575 SO, LIKE, THE FACIALIST, SHE, LIKE, SMACKS ME LIKE THIS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M FEELING IT 363 00:21:48,575 --> 00:21:53,947 >> TAKE THAT LIKE -- >> Jimmy: IT'S ALREADY WORKING >> TO GET REALLY IN THERE. 364 00:21:53,947 --> 00:21:56,149 YOU'VE GOT TO, LIKE, WAKE YOUR SKIN UP. >> Jimmy: YOU GOT TO WAKE IT 365 00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:58,218 UP, YEAH >> SAINT, SAINT, AM I DOING A GOOD JOB 366 00:21:58,218 --> 00:22:00,720 >> Jimmy: SAINT, HELP ME, PLEASE >> SAINT 367 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,255 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SAINT, GET OVER HERE AND HELP ME PLEASE 368 00:22:02,255 --> 00:22:05,959 AM I DOING OKAY? >> THERE YOU GO. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WAIT. 369 00:22:05,959 --> 00:22:12,098 WOW! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I FEEL FANTASTIC 370 00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:14,934 >> GUYS, DOES HE LOOK SO MUCH BETTER >> Jimmy: YES, I FEEL IT 371 00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:17,570 I FEEL ALIVE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 372 00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:19,739 KIM KARDASHIAN, EVERYBODY. HER NEW SKIN CARE LINE, SKKN, IS AVAILABLE NOW AT 373 00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:25,645 SKKNBYKIM.COM. MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE COME BACK. 374 00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:33,520 COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 375 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:37,090 >> Jimmy: A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE COMPARING YOU TO MISTER ROGERS HAVE YOU HEARD THAT AT ALL 376 00:22:37,090 --> 00:22:40,527 >> NO, THAT'S VERY FLATTERING. UM, THEY ARE WRONG >> Jimmy: YEAH 377 00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:43,329 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO WILL YOU JUST TELL THEM. IF YOU RUN ACROSS THEM, JUST 378 00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:04,084 EMMY-NOMINATED STAR OF "HACKS. SEASON ONE AND TWO OF THE SHOW ARE STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON 379 00:23:04,084 --> 00:23:07,620 HBO MAX. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME HANNAH EINBINDER 380 00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:07,654 EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME HANNAH EINBINDER 381 00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:24,971 * >> Jimmy: WOW. 382 00:23:24,971 --> 00:23:29,442 WELCOME. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO THE SHOW, AND IT'S VERY NICE TO 383 00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:32,078 MEET YOU >> LIKEWISE. >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK FANTASTIC 384 00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:35,448 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: IN ADDITION TO BEING A GREAT ACTOR, YOU'RE ALSO A 385 00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:38,752 A STAND-UP COMIC >> MMM >> Jimmy: WHICH I THINK IS -- 386 00:23:38,752 --> 00:23:42,355 HELPS WITH THE SHOW, PROBABLY. >> SURE. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU DOING SHOWS 387 00:23:42,355 --> 00:23:46,626 THIS SUMMER? >> UM, I AM. I'M GOING ON THE ROAD, AND - 388 00:23:46,626 --> 00:23:48,695 >> Jimmy: DO YOU LIKE GOING ON THE ROAD >> I DO. 389 00:23:48,695 --> 00:23:52,399 YOU KNOW, IT'S SIMILAR, A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT - I DON'T TRAVEL IN QUITE AS 390 00:23:52,399 --> 00:23:55,802 LUXURIOUS STYLE AS DEBORAH VANCE. >> Jimmy: YEAH 391 00:23:55,802 --> 00:23:59,506 >> DEBORAH VANCE, THE FICTIONAL CHARACTER, HER -- HER MOTTO IS "LESS IS LESS. 392 00:23:59,506 --> 00:24:04,044 >> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> AND MY MOTTO IS OF COURSE, "THE EXIT ROW IS THE FIRST 393 00:24:04,044 --> 00:24:08,381 CLASS OF COACH," SO -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT ACTUALLY IS, YEAH 394 00:24:08,381 --> 00:24:10,784 IT REALLY IS >> WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. 395 00:24:10,784 --> 00:24:13,053 I ALWAYS ASK FOR THE EXIT ROW. >> THAT'S WHAT I TELL MYSELF >> Jimmy: IT'S A LOT OF 396 00:24:13,053 --> 00:24:16,356 PRESSURE, THOUGH, I FEEL, FOR ME, 'CAUSE LIKE, I HAVE TO SAVE EVERYONE'S LIFE IN CASE OF 397 00:24:16,356 --> 00:24:18,858 EMERGENCY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, BUT WOULDN'T RATHER IT 398 00:24:18,858 --> 00:24:21,828 BE YOU THAN, LIKE, SOME GUY? >> Jimmy: OH YEAH, ALWAYS. I'M LIKE, "HEY GUYS, YOU'RE IN 399 00:24:21,828 --> 00:24:23,797 GOOD HANDS." >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I ACTUALLY LISTENED 400 00:24:23,797 --> 00:24:27,067 TO EVERYONE, I KNOW HOW TO OPEN THIS DOOR. >> IF YOU SAVED MY LIFE, I'D BE 401 00:24:27,067 --> 00:24:30,570 LIKE, "YEAH, THE PLANE WENT DOWN, BUT JIMMY FALLON." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 402 00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:33,073 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH >> LITERALLY >> Jimmy: HOW LONG WILL YOU BE 403 00:24:33,073 --> 00:24:37,677 ON THE ROAD FOR? >> UH, OOF YOU KNOW HOW ON THE ROAD, TIME 404 00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:42,082 IS LIKE, SUCH AN -- SUCH A A WEIRD -- I MEAN, TIME, A CONSTRUCT, AS 405 00:24:42,082 --> 00:24:44,451 WE ALL KNOW -- >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT ON THE ROAD IT GETS A 406 00:24:44,451 --> 00:24:48,922 A LITTLE FUNKY I BELIEVE IT'S ROUGHLY JULY TO SEPTEMBER. 407 00:24:48,922 --> 00:24:56,096 I'M HITTING, LIKE, PLACES AROUND THE STATES, AND THEN GOING TO LONDON AND CANADA, BUT 408 00:24:56,096 --> 00:24:59,199 IT DOES GET A LITTLE, LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM OR WHEN I AM" SOMETIMES WHEN I'M OUT 409 00:24:59,199 --> 00:25:01,601 THERE. >> Jimmy: "WHEN I AM." YEAH 410 00:25:01,601 --> 00:25:06,072 >> YEAH, LIKE, I WAS IN D.C. LAST WEEK, OR MAYBE TWO WEEKS AGO, OR ACTUALLY I GUESS COULD 411 00:25:06,072 --> 00:25:08,475 BE A YEAR -- AGAIN, NOT GOOD WITH TIME. >> Jimmy: WOW, YEAH, YOU 412 00:25:08,475 --> 00:25:12,212 REALLY -- YEAH >> BUT I WAS IN D.C., AND I WAS LIKE, KIND OF GIVING THE CROWD 413 00:25:12,212 --> 00:25:14,514 A LITTLE BIT OF GRIEF. I WAS LIKE, "YOU GUYS AREN'T PARTYING 414 00:25:14,514 --> 00:25:16,783 WHAT'S GOING ON? LIKE, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT. AND THEY WERE ALL LIKE "IT'S 415 00:25:16,783 --> 00:25:19,052 THURSDAY!" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. 416 00:25:19,052 --> 00:25:21,287 IN UNISON. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH 417 00:25:21,287 --> 00:25:23,123 CONGRATS ON "HACKS", BY THE WAY. >> THANK YOU 418 00:25:23,123 --> 00:25:27,727 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE FANTASTIC IT'S YOUR FIRST TV SHOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 419 00:25:27,727 --> 00:25:32,432 EMMY-NOMINATED, NOT TOO SHABBY FOR YOUR FIRST BUT YOU PLAY A COMEDY WRITER, 420 00:25:32,432 --> 00:25:37,337 WHICH IS A TOUGH GIG AS A COMIC, DID YOU FEEL LIKE YOU WOULD BOOK THE PART WHEN 421 00:25:37,337 --> 00:25:39,973 YOU WERE AUDITIONING YOU'RE LIKE, "I CAN DO THIS" "I KNOW HOW TO DO THIS"? 422 00:25:39,973 --> 00:25:41,841 [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO. [ LAUGHTER ] 423 00:25:41,841 --> 00:25:43,510 I -- [ LAUGHTER ] THERE WAS NO -- HONESTLY, THIS 424 00:25:43,510 --> 00:25:46,980 IS LIKE, THE FIRST TIME MY LOW SELF-ESTEEM HAS EVER COME IN HANDY. 425 00:25:46,980 --> 00:25:49,249 >> Jimmy: REALLY >> YEAH, 'CAUSE I WAS JUST LIKE, "THERE'S NO WAY I'M 426 00:25:49,249 --> 00:25:53,086 BOOKING THIS, BETTER JUST HAVE FUN WITH IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH 427 00:25:53,086 --> 00:25:56,589 >> AND IT KINDA, LIKE, ENDED UP HELPING IN THE END BECAUSE I WAS A LITTLE BIT MORE FREE 428 00:25:56,589 --> 00:25:59,759 >> Jimmy: YOU SAID THE SCREEN TEST WAS ODD YOU AND JEAN SMART, WHO'S ALSO 429 00:25:59,759 --> 00:26:03,596 BRILLIANT AS WELL. >> YES >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS THAT LIKE 430 00:26:03,596 --> 00:26:06,866 >> IT WAS BIZARRE. THIS IS BEFORE THE VACCINE, DURING THE COVID-19 PANDEMIC, 431 00:26:06,866 --> 00:26:15,075 THAT OF COURSE IS STILL GOING ON, BUT JUST IN THE BEGINNING. AND IT WAS ON A DARK SOUNDSTAGE 432 00:26:15,075 --> 00:26:18,345 AT PARAMOUNT - A COMPLETELY EMPTY SOUNDSTAGE, FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW, IT'S 433 00:26:18,345 --> 00:26:23,917 ESSENTIALLY A WAREHOUSE, WHERE THEY BUILD SETS. >> Jimmy: SO YOU WENT INTO A 434 00:26:23,917 --> 00:26:26,219 A DARK WAREHOUSE >> I DID >> Jimmy: YEAH 435 00:26:26,219 --> 00:26:27,854 >> ONLY TWO, LIKE, INTERROGATION LIGHTS ON JEAN AND I, AND LIKE NINE PRODUCERS 436 00:26:27,854 --> 00:26:29,589 IN THE DARK, AND I KINDA JUST WALKED IN BEING LIKE, "OKAY, SO, THIS WAS ALL A RUSE TO 437 00:26:29,589 --> 00:26:38,231 MURDER ME. WELL-PLAYED. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 438 00:26:38,231 --> 00:26:39,866 >> Jimmy: YOU ACTUALLY BROUGHT A PHOTO -- >> YEAH. 439 00:26:39,866 --> 00:26:41,835 >> Jimmy: AND IT'S PRETTY -- YOU NAILED IT. >> YEAH. 440 00:26:41,835 --> 00:26:43,470 >> Jimmy: IT'S FRIGHTENING, YEAH YOU WERE IN -- 441 00:26:43,470 --> 00:26:45,572 >> THE PLEXIGLASS -- >> Jimmy: WAS -- WAS THAT PLEXIGLASS BETWEEN YOU GUYS? 442 00:26:45,572 --> 00:26:47,841 >> IT IS, YEAH PLEXIGLASS BETWEEN JEAN AND I, AND SHE'S OBVIOUSLY GIVING ME 443 00:26:47,841 --> 00:26:49,376 A LITTLE SMIRK LIKE, "THIS LITTLE YOUNG GIRL'S GOT IT," OR WHATEVER SHE'S - 444 00:26:49,376 --> 00:26:52,679 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT LITTLE. >> Jimmy: PEOPLE LOVE THE SHOW 445 00:26:52,679 --> 00:26:55,281 IT RECEIVED 15 EMMY NOMINATIONS LAST YEAR. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 446 00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:59,786 15 IT WON A PEABODY AWARD >> INSANE. 447 00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:03,023 >> Jimmy: AND BOTH SEASONS ARE 100% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES. HOW DOES THAT -- 448 00:27:03,023 --> 00:27:08,728 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, "HACKS." IT IS VERY FUNNY 449 00:27:08,728 --> 00:27:13,533 IT'S A COMEDY, BUT THERE'S ALSO SOME VERY DRAMATIC MOMENTS IN THERE, VERY EMOTIONAL MOMENTS. 450 00:27:13,533 --> 00:27:17,704 DO YOU LIKE GETTING INTO THE DRAMA AND THE ACTING >> I DO. 451 00:27:17,704 --> 00:27:19,572 I LOVE DRAMA >> Jimmy: YOU DO YEAH, I KNOW 452 00:27:19,572 --> 00:27:21,841 >> JUST AS A CONCEPT >> Jimmy: I LOVE DRAMA TOO, YEAH 453 00:27:21,841 --> 00:27:24,544 >> WELL, BUT I THINK, LIKE, ANY ACCURATE DEPICTION OF A LIFE OF ANY PERSON HAS AN EQUAL AMOUNT 454 00:27:24,544 --> 00:27:28,615 OF COMEDY AND DRAMA IN IT IF, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE PAYING ATTENTION. 455 00:27:28,615 --> 00:27:34,521 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND SO, A LOT OF PEOPLE DO ASK ME LIKE, YOU KNOW, "HOW ARE 456 00:27:34,521 --> 00:27:38,725 YOU ABLE TO, SORT OF, LIKE, GET INTO THE MORE EMOTIONAL MOMENTS, IF YOU HAVE, LIKE, SO 457 00:27:38,725 --> 00:27:42,095 LITTLE ACTING EXPERIENCE?" AND I JUST WANT TO BE CLEAR, I HAVE CRIED AT EVERY JOB I'VE 458 00:27:42,095 --> 00:27:46,766 EVER HAD [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO MATTER WHAT JOB 459 00:27:46,766 --> 00:27:49,169 >> THE WHOLE CRYING AT WORK THING, NOT NEW FOR ME. [ LAUGHTER ] 460 00:27:49,169 --> 00:27:52,138 >> Jimmy: YOU CRY AT ALL JOBS. >> YEAH. I MEAN, IS THERE AN AMERICAN 461 00:27:52,138 --> 00:27:54,974 ACROSS THIS GREAT NATION WHO DOESN'T? >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, YEAH. 462 00:27:54,974 --> 00:27:57,711 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> FOLKS >> Jimmy: NO, YEAH, YEAH, 463 00:27:57,711 --> 00:27:58,912 EVERYONE HERE CRIES. >> WE'RE ALL CRYING AT WORK, RIGHT? 464 00:27:58,912 --> 00:28:01,848 >> Jimmy: WE HAD A GOOD CRY. >> YES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 465 00:28:01,848 --> 00:28:03,616 I -- LIKE, BEFORE, WHEN I WAS A BARISTA, I WOULD JUST CRY IN THE STORAGE ROOM BETWEEN AN 466 00:28:03,616 --> 00:28:05,585 INDUSTRIAL FRIDGE AND A BUNCH OF COFFEE BEANS, AND THEY'D BE LIKE, "HANNAH YOUR TEN MINUTE 467 00:28:05,585 --> 00:28:11,925 BREAK IS OVER, GET BACK TO WORK AND STOP CRYING. NOW I'M CRYING ON SET, AND 468 00:28:11,925 --> 00:28:16,196 THEY'RE LIKE, "YES MORE AGAIN! 469 00:28:16,196 --> 00:28:20,433 AMAZING! [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU ARE -- 470 00:28:20,433 --> 00:28:22,068 >> "QUEEN.!" >> Jimmy: "YES, QUEEN. YES, QUEEN." 471 00:28:22,068 --> 00:28:23,937 THAT'S HILARIOUS WELL, I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT "HACKS" IS OFFICIALLY PICKED UP 472 00:28:23,937 --> 00:28:25,472 FOR A THIRD SEASON, SO CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 473 00:28:25,472 --> 00:28:29,743 * YOU WERE FANTASTIC IN IT I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 474 00:28:29,743 --> 00:28:32,512 HERE'S HANNAH EINBINDER IN SEASON TWO OF "HACKS." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 475 00:28:32,512 --> 00:28:32,545 SEASON TWO OF "HACKS." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 476 00:28:35,915 --> 00:28:43,523 YOUR ORIENTATION ISN'T GAY OR STRAIGHT, IT'S EGOMANIAC 477 00:28:43,523 --> 00:28:48,661 >> OH, THIS WAISTBAND IS KINDA LOOSE. EH, SHOULD HAVE DONE ANOTHER 478 00:28:48,661 --> 00:28:53,800 ROUND OF TESTING * >> OH, NO. 479 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:58,271 * MOLLY'S HITTING. >> WHAT? 480 00:28:58,271 --> 00:29:03,843 >> I MIGHT HAVE TO DANCE >> YOU TOOK MOLLY? * 481 00:29:03,843 --> 00:29:13,787 OKAY, I CAN'T WATCH THIS * >> OH, OH, IS THAT A DOLPHIN 482 00:29:13,787 --> 00:29:17,624 RIGHT THERE! >> NO, THAT'S TRASH. >> OH, GOD 483 00:29:17,624 --> 00:29:21,127 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HANNAH EINBINDER, EVERYONE 484 00:29:21,127 --> 00:29:25,598 SEASONS ONE AND TWO OF "HACKS" ARE STREAMING NOW ON HBO MAX MO WILLEMS JOINS US AFTER THE 485 00:29:25,598 --> 00:29:28,435 BREAK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STICK AROUND 486 00:29:28,435 --> 00:29:46,152 * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY TALENTED AUTHOR AND 487 00:29:46,152 --> 00:29:50,857 ILLUSTRATOR. HIS NEW SPECIAL "MO WILLEMS' 'NAKED MOLE RAT GETS DRESSED': 488 00:29:50,857 --> 00:29:55,228 THE UNDERGROUND ROCK EXPERIENCE" PREMIERES ON HBO MAX JUNE 30th. 489 00:29:55,228 --> 00:29:58,565 HBO MAX JUNE 30th. PLEASE WELCOME, MO WILLEMS 490 00:30:01,501 --> 00:30:10,210 * 491 00:30:10,210 --> 00:30:18,818 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OH, THAT IS HOW YOU 492 00:30:18,818 --> 00:30:22,222 MAKE AN ENTRANCE RIGHT THERE WELCOME, MO! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 493 00:30:22,222 --> 00:30:24,958 >> THANK YOU THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK 494 00:30:24,958 --> 00:30:29,229 >> WOW I AM JUST SO EXCITED >> Jimmy: IT IS GREAT TO HAVE 495 00:30:29,229 --> 00:30:32,932 YOU IN PERSON. >> TO BE IN THIS TIME SLOT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 496 00:30:32,932 --> 00:30:35,335 >> Jimmy: YES! >> IT'S JUST SO GREAT FOR MY DEMOGRAPHIC. 497 00:30:35,335 --> 00:30:37,404 IT REALLY IS >> Jimmy: IT REALLY -- YOUR DEMOGRAPHIC. 498 00:30:37,404 --> 00:30:39,606 >> IT'S PERFECT. >> Jimmy: IT'S PERFECT TO BE -- YEAH 499 00:30:39,606 --> 00:30:42,208 >> BECAUSE - >> Jimmy: AFTER MIDNIGHT, YEAH >> NO, BECAUSE THIS IS WHEN 500 00:30:42,208 --> 00:30:44,511 THEY WANT A GLASS OF WATER >> Jimmy: OH, RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT, RIGHT NOW. 501 00:30:44,511 --> 00:30:46,913 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THEY'RE READY, THEY'RE READY I -- I'M A -- AS YOU KNOW, I'M 502 00:30:46,913 --> 00:30:51,284 A GIANT FAN OF YOUR WORK EVERYTHING -- "PIGEON DRIVE THE BUS," ELEPHANT AND PIGGIE ARE 503 00:30:51,284 --> 00:30:54,788 MY JAM >> OH, THAT'S -- THAT'S SWEET, THANK YOU. 504 00:30:54,788 --> 00:30:56,856 >> Jimmy: "CITY DOG, COUNTRY FROG." >> YEAH. 505 00:30:56,856 --> 00:30:59,826 >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY JAM TOO. AND I -- I ALSO HAVE YOUR WORK ON MY SOCKS. 506 00:30:59,826 --> 00:31:04,864 >> OH! [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I LOVE IT, VERY NICE 507 00:31:04,864 --> 00:31:07,934 I JUST GOTTA TELL YOU A QUICK STORY, BECAUSE I'M A FAN OF YOURS, AND I WAS SO EXCITED 508 00:31:07,934 --> 00:31:11,838 WHEN I DID THE SHOW THE FIRST TIME >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. 509 00:31:11,838 --> 00:31:13,773 >> THE NEXT DAY I'M WALKING MY DOG, AND PEG AND FRED ARE ON THEIR PORCH AND THEY SAY "HEY, 510 00:31:13,773 --> 00:31:18,611 MO YOU WERE GREAT ON 'FALLON' LAST NIGHT. 511 00:31:18,611 --> 00:31:21,081 I SAID, "GREAT, THAT'S REALLY NICE JIMMY IS A GOOD GUY. 512 00:31:21,081 --> 00:31:25,852 AND HE GOES, "HE'S A GREAT MAN! [ LAUGHTER ] 513 00:31:25,852 --> 00:31:29,456 >> Jimmy: WHAT WOW, HE CORRECTED YOU. >> VERY ANGRY FAN. 514 00:31:29,456 --> 00:31:32,359 >> Jimmy: PEG AND FRED >> PEG AND FRED, THEY LOVE YOU >> Jimmy: PEG AND FRED, I LOVE 515 00:31:32,359 --> 00:31:34,260 YOU. THANK YOU FOR -- THANK YOU, CORRECTING HIM, YEAH 516 00:31:34,260 --> 00:31:35,995 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> YES I'M NOT A GOOD GUY 517 00:31:35,995 --> 00:31:40,700 [ APPLAUSE ] >> YOU'RE A GREAT MAN! >> Jimmy: I'M A GREAT MAN! 518 00:31:40,700 --> 00:31:43,870 I LOVE PEG AND FRED. THANKS GUYS. YOU KNOW, I HEARD THAT YOU 519 00:31:43,870 --> 00:31:48,575 STARTED YOUR OWN COMIC STRIP WHEN YOU WERE -- YOU WERE SEVEN-YEARS-OLD? 520 00:31:48,575 --> 00:31:53,113 >> YEAH, I GUESS YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS FIVE -- >> Jimmy: OKAY 521 00:31:53,113 --> 00:31:54,814 >> AND WROTE CHARLES SCHULZ A LETTER, AND I SAID, "DEAR MR. SCHULZ, CAN I HAVE YOUR JOB 522 00:31:54,814 --> 00:31:59,019 WHEN YOU'RE DEAD?" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SO SWEET OF YOU, SO 523 00:31:59,019 --> 00:32:00,887 SWEET. HE MUST'VE LOVED THAT, YEAH. >> WELL, HE -- HE NOT DIED FOR 524 00:32:00,887 --> 00:32:05,425 A LONG TIME. [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS A LITTLE - 525 00:32:05,425 --> 00:32:08,061 >> Jimmy: "HE NOT DIED." >> I WAS A LITTLE FRUSTRATED BUT THEN IN -- IN SECOND GRADE 526 00:32:08,061 --> 00:32:11,064 I WAS LIKE, "WELL, I GOTTA DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT." >> Jimmy: YEAH 527 00:32:11,064 --> 00:32:13,066 >> AND THE SECOND GRADE BULLY -- >> Jimmy: YOU WERE GONNA KILL 528 00:32:13,066 --> 00:32:16,336 CHARLES SCHULZ >> YEAH, NO -- [ LAUGHTER ] 529 00:32:16,336 --> 00:32:19,172 I WAS A LITTLE TOO SMALL >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, NO HE'S A LEGEND, YEAH. 530 00:32:19,172 --> 00:32:21,107 >> YEAH, UM. NO, BUT SECOND GRADE BULLY SAID, YOU KNOW, "I WANT A GAG 531 00:32:21,107 --> 00:32:27,380 A DAY. AND SO I WROTE A COMIC STRIP FOR THIS -- FOR THIS GUY 532 00:32:27,380 --> 00:32:30,450 AND IF HE LIKED IT, THEN, YOU KNOW, THEN HE'S KINDA LET ME OFF THE HOOK 533 00:32:30,450 --> 00:32:32,919 AND IF HE DIDN'T IT'S LIKE WORKING IN TELEVISION, JIMMY, IS WHAT IT 534 00:32:32,919 --> 00:32:36,456 WAS LIKE >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, EXACTLY, YEAH. 535 00:32:36,456 --> 00:32:38,658 BUT YOU STARTED JUST MAKING THESE -- >> YEAH. 536 00:32:38,658 --> 00:32:41,094 >> Jimmy: -- STRIPS, AND YOU GO, "OH, THIS IS SOMETHING THIS IS -- 537 00:32:41,094 --> 00:32:45,865 >> I -- YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DRAW, AND BE FUNNY I MEAN, THAT, FOR ME, SEEMED 538 00:32:45,865 --> 00:32:48,968 LIKE THE MOST MAGICAL THING, AND -- AND "PEANUTS" -- "PEANUTS" WAS GREAT FOR ME 539 00:32:48,968 --> 00:32:53,740 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, CHARLIE BROWN HAD IT WORSE THAN I DID, SO -- 540 00:32:53,740 --> 00:32:57,677 >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE DID >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THIS SPECIAL NOW -- 541 00:32:57,677 --> 00:32:59,946 PEOPLE GET TO SEE THIS -- "NAKED MOLE RAT. >> YES 542 00:32:59,946 --> 00:33:01,614 >> Jimmy: BASICALLY THE IDEA OF THIS IS BE TRUE TO YOURSELF NO MATTER WHAT. 543 00:33:01,614 --> 00:33:04,317 >> YEAH, SO "THE NAKED MOLE RAT GETS DRESSED," IT ORIGINALLY WAS A BOOK 544 00:33:04,317 --> 00:33:07,053 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THAT WAS ABOUT 15 YEARS AGO, AND WHAT HAPPENED 545 00:33:07,053 --> 00:33:12,425 ACTUALLY, IS CHARLES SCHULZ DID PASS, AND I BECAME FRIENDS WITH HIS WIDOW. 546 00:33:12,425 --> 00:33:16,796 AND SHE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS NIBS, WHICH WAS THE LITTLE PIECE OF METAL YOU PUT IN THE 547 00:33:16,796 --> 00:33:20,633 PEN THAT YOU DIP IN THE INK AND YOU DRAW SO THIS IS THE LITTLE PIECE OF 548 00:33:20,633 --> 00:33:23,370 METAL -- >> Jimmy: NO >> -- THAT HE DID "PEANUTS" 549 00:33:23,370 --> 00:33:25,071 WITH >> Jimmy: NO >> AND I -- OBVIOUSLY, YES, 550 00:33:25,071 --> 00:33:28,942 RIGHT, AMAZING AND SO I HAD THIS NIB, AND I WAS LIKE, "I HAVE TO DO 551 00:33:28,942 --> 00:33:34,280 SOMETHING SPECIAL WITH THIS. I REALLY HAVE TO DIG DEEP AND ASK MYSELF SOME QUESTIONS. 552 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:38,551 AND OUT OF IT CAME THIS BOOK "NAKED MOLE RAT GETS DRESSED." >> Jimmy: YEAH 553 00:33:38,551 --> 00:33:41,087 >> SO 15 YEARS AGO - AND THEN WE MADE IT A THEATER ROCK OPERA, AND NOW WE'VE MADE 554 00:33:41,087 --> 00:33:45,759 IT AN ANIMATED ROCK OPERA SPECIAL. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND ISN'T 555 00:33:45,759 --> 00:33:48,094 FANTASTIC, THOUGH? I LOVE THAT. SO IT'S A NAKED MOLE RAT, AND 556 00:33:48,094 --> 00:33:53,633 HE JUST -- EVERYONE'S NAKED. >> EVERYONE -- EVERYONE I'S 100% NAKED 500% OF THE TIME. 557 00:33:53,633 --> 00:33:55,935 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S WHAT MOLE RATS DO, YEAH 558 00:33:55,935 --> 00:33:59,439 >> AND WILBUR DECIDES TO DO SOMETHING RADICAL, AND TRY ON CLOTHES, AND THE CULTURE GOES 559 00:33:59,439 --> 00:34:03,677 NUTS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SO THIS IS, FOR ME, IT'S -- 560 00:34:03,677 --> 00:34:08,381 IT'S NOT SO MUCH EVEN A "COMING OUT" STORY, IT'S AN "ACCEPTING IN" STORY. 561 00:34:08,381 --> 00:34:11,451 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> NOW, I THINK IT'S REALLY THE JOB OF THE US'S TO ASK TO THE 562 00:34:11,451 --> 00:34:17,791 THEM'S, LIKE, "WHY NOT HOW SPECIAL, HOW MAGIC THAT YOU ARE DIFFERENT IN THESE 563 00:34:17,791 --> 00:34:21,494 INCREDIBLE WAYS? AND I WANT TO LEARN FROM THAT AND BE PART OF THAT. 564 00:34:21,494 --> 00:34:26,866 SO IT'S ALL ABOUT THIS NAKED CULTURE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO WITH CLOTHES. 565 00:34:26,866 --> 00:34:29,436 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT TO MAKE YOUR HEAD BIG OR ANYTHING, BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE 566 00:34:29,436 --> 00:34:35,608 ARE COMPARING YOU TO MR. ROGERS HAVE YOU HEARD THAT? 567 00:34:35,608 --> 00:34:38,244 >> HA, NO, THAT'S VERY FLATTERING >> Jimmy: YEAH 568 00:34:38,244 --> 00:34:40,413 >> UM, THEY ARE WRONG. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 569 00:34:40,413 --> 00:34:42,082 >> SO YOU JUST TELL THEM, IF YOU WANT TO CROSS 'EM, JUST SAY -- 570 00:34:42,082 --> 00:34:44,250 >> Jimmy: I WILL JUST TELL THEM IF SOMEONE SAYS, "YEAH, NO, 571 00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:46,319 HE'S NOT." >> SAY NO. >> Jimmy: NO, HE'S NOT 572 00:34:46,319 --> 00:34:48,355 >> BUT - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHAT I LOVE ABOUT FRED ROGERS 573 00:34:48,355 --> 00:34:50,156 AND WHAT I ASPIRE TO DO, IS TO ALWAYS HAVE CURIOSITY, AND TO REMEMBER THE IDEA THAT GROWING 574 00:34:50,156 --> 00:34:51,858 UP, AND DISCOVERING NEW STUFF, AND BECOMING MORE YOU, AND BECOMING A BETTER FRIEND, IS 575 00:34:51,858 --> 00:35:09,509 NOTA CHILDHOOD ACTIVITY WE ARE SO LUCKY. IT IS A LIFELONG ACTIVITY. 576 00:35:09,509 --> 00:35:12,879 WE GET TO GROW, AND LEARN, AND BE MORE TRUE TO OURSELVES EVERY DAY. 577 00:35:12,879 --> 00:35:16,716 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT IS TRUE >> IT'S A MIRACLE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S AMAZING 578 00:35:16,716 --> 00:35:19,786 THAT IS CORRECT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS IS ON HBO MAX 579 00:35:19,786 --> 00:35:22,489 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S A PEAK AT MO WILLEMS' "'NAKED MOLE RAT GETS DRESSED': 580 00:35:22,489 --> 00:35:26,259 THE UNDERGROUND ROCK EXPERIENCE." TAKE A LOOK. 581 00:35:26,259 --> 00:35:26,292 EXPERIENCE." TAKE A LOOK. 582 00:35:28,228 --> 00:35:33,767 * * WHAT IS THA 583 00:35:33,767 --> 00:35:41,074 IS THAT A HA WOULD IT BE WRON TO TRY IT ON * 584 00:35:41,074 --> 00:35:49,716 * OH WO IT FEELS GOO LIKE A BRAND-NEW FRIEND * 585 00:35:49,716 --> 00:35:56,189 * IF I HAD A FRIEND THAT WAS A COTTON-POLY BLEND OHH * 586 00:35:56,189 --> 00:36:02,062 * I FEEL MORE LIKE MYSELF WITH SOMETHING O BUT WHAT IF'S SOMETHIN 587 00:36:02,062 --> 00:36:07,767 THAT'S FROWNED UPON * >> EEP [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 588 00:36:07,767 --> 00:36:10,270 >> Jimmy: I CAN'T WAIT MO WILLEMS, EVERYBODY. "MO WILLEMS' 'NAKED MOLE RAT 589 00:36:10,270 --> 00:36:13,039 GETS DRESSED': --" >> THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 590 00:36:13,039 --> 00:36:15,508 >> Jimmy: "-- THE UNDERGROUND ROCK EXPERIENCE" - >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH 591 00:36:15,508 --> 00:36:17,711 >> Jimmy: -- PREMIERES ON HBO MAX JUNE 30th. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A 592 00:36:17,711 --> 00:36:19,679 A PERFORMANCE FROM PARIS JACKSON. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 593 00:36:19,679 --> 00:36:24,484 THANKS FOR BRINGING PARIS JACKSON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 594 00:36:24,484 --> 00:36:42,535 * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING HER NEW SINGLE, "LIGHTHOUSE," PLEASE 595 00:36:42,535 --> 00:36:46,072 SINGLE, "LIGHTHOUSE," PLEASE WELCOME PARIS JACKSON! 596 00:36:51,644 --> 00:37:00,353 * 597 00:37:00,353 --> 00:37:12,499 * * I'M THE FLASK IN YOUR POCKET 598 00:37:12,499 --> 00:37:20,473 ON A RAINY DAY SHE'S THE ONE * * THAT YOU SHARE IT WITH ON THE 599 00:37:20,473 --> 00:37:37,624 TRAI AND YOU BURN YOUR THROAT INTOXICATED ON WHAT COULD * 600 00:37:37,624 --> 00:37:46,266 * HAVE BEEN OUR LOV OUR OUR OUR OU I KNOW THOSE 601 00:37:46,266 --> 00:38:03,450 FEW DROPS WON'T SATIATE * * AND I KNOW I'M NO WHAT FILLS YOUR VEIN 602 00:38:03,450 --> 00:38:12,025 YOU MADE IT TO THE COAST WITH YOUR NOTES * * ON MY GHOST AND 603 00:38:12,025 --> 00:38:23,336 EVERYTHING IT'S MADE O I CAN FEEL THE LIGHTS GO LOW * 604 00:38:23,336 --> 00:38:30,877 * BUT I DON'T WANNA LET GO NOW MAYBE IF I TURN AROUND 605 00:38:30,877 --> 00:38:38,618 YOU'LL SEE ME * * AND WHAT YOU USED TO BE YOUR WAVE KEEPS CRASHING 606 00:38:38,618 --> 00:38:53,166 IN A CHANGELESS SE BUT I CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL * * ITS DROWNING ME 607 00:38:53,166 --> 00:39:04,878 NO I CAN'T BREATHE THE OILS BURNT IN THE LIGHTHOUSE * 608 00:39:04,878 --> 00:39:12,519 * MY SHIP WRECKED ON YOUR TEET I CAN FEEL 609 00:39:12,519 --> 00:39:20,026 THE LIGHTS GO LOW * * BUT I DON'T WANNA LET GO NOW 610 00:39:20,026 --> 00:39:29,669 MAYBE IF I TURN AROUND YOU'LL SEE ME * * I CAN FEE 611 00:39:29,669 --> 00:39:37,677 THE LIGHTS GO LO BUT I DON'T WANN LET GO NOW * 612 00:39:37,677 --> 00:39:45,852 * MAYBE IF I TURN AROUN YOU'LL SEE M AND WHAT YOU USED TO B 613 00:39:45,852 --> 00:39:57,330 UH UH UH UH * * UH UH UH UH * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 614 00:39:57,330 --> 00:40:01,067 >> Jimmy: YES! COME ON NOW. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 615 00:40:01,067 --> 00:40:05,538 PARIS JACKSON! "LIGHTHOUSE" IS OUT NOW. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, LADIES AND 616 00:40:05,538 --> 00:40:27,293 GENTLEMEN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 617 00:40:27,293 --> 00:40:31,331 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO KIM KARDASHIAN, HANNAH EINBINDER, MO WILLEMS 618 00:40:31,331 --> 00:40:37,370 PARIS JACKSON, ONCE AGAIN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM 619 00:40:37,370 --> 00:40:39,939 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 620 00:40:39,939 --> 00:40:43,376 SETH MEYERS! GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE