>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - THE WEIRDOS FEATURING
CHRIS MARTIN OF COLDPLAY BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD. AND THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW
>> Tariq: 1668 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE'S YOUR HOST, JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
* *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HAPPY FRIDAY, EVERYBODY.
WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELCOME, EVERYBODY
OH, YEAH THIS SHOW IS GOING TO BE FUN >> Steve: IT'S GOING TO BE
NUTS >> Jimmy: I CAN FEEL IT ALREADY.
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: THIS SHOW IS GOING TO BE THE BEST SHOW WE'VE EVER
DONE HERE, RIGHT NOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S THE BEST CROWD.
I CAN TELL WELL GUYS, HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS
THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION HAS FINALLY ANNOUNCED A VACCINE ROLL OUT PLAN FOR CHILDREN
UNDER 5, AND THEY'VE ORDERED 10 MILLION DOSES THAT'S GREAT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE RIGHT NOW, KIDS ARE LIKE, "OH, MY GOSH, WE CAN FINALLY MEET UP
FOR DRINKS." [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, AS WE SPEAK, EVERYONE IN
THE LOLLIPOP INDUSTRY IS LIKE, "WE'RE BUYING A YACHT. HERE WE GO
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU GET A LOLLIPOP YOU GET ONE.
IT'S VERY EXCITING UNTIL YOU HEAR A 4-YEAR-OLD SCREAM, "FACEBOOK TOLD ME BILL GATES
CONTROLS THE VACCINES. "OKAY, SHH." [ LAUGHTER ]
MEANWHILE, I SAW THAT THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION IS ALSO DEALING WITH SUCH RAPID STAFF TURNOVER
THAT PEOPLE ARE CALLING IT THE GREAT RESIGNATION. [ CHEERS ]
WELL, FOR MORE ON THAT, WE'RE JOINED BY THE SENIOR WHITE HOUSE SPOKESPERSON
NATHAN BISHOP. NATHAN, THANK YOU FOR JOINING US
>> THANKS SO MUCH FOR HAVING ME, JIMMY. EXCITED TO TALK TO YOU
>> Jimmy: YEAH SO TELL ME, WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE RESIGNING FROM THE BIDEN
ADMINISTRATION IT'S CRAZY >> WELL, THERE'S REALLY NO EASY
ANSWER [ LAUGHTER ] THERE CAN BE A LOT OF BURN OUT
WORKING IN A HIGH STRESS WORKPLACE LIKE THIS. Jimmy: I'M SORRY
WHO ARE YOU? WHERE'S THE OTHER GUY? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> OH, HE RESIGNED SIX SECONDS AGO. [ LAUGHTER ]
I'M CYNTHIA WATSON >> Jimmy: OKAY, SO CYNTHIA, WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE RESIGNING
>> I CAN'T REALLY SPEAK TO THAT, JIMMY. [ LAUGHTER ]
I JUST STARTED >> Jimmy: WHERE'S CYNTHIA WATSON
>> SHE WASN'T HERE VERY LONG I'M TAD BRATSON. BUT AT LEAST CYNTHIA LASTED WAY
LONGER THAN HER REPLACEMENT. >> Jimmy: WAIT, YOU'RE NOT HER REPLACEMENT?
>> NO. I REPLACED HER REPLACEMENT'S REPLACEMENT.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH WELL, I HOPE THAT YOU'RE ABLE
TO STICK AROUND AT THE WHITE HOUSE FOR A LONG TIME. >> THANKS, JIMMY
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY -- SORRY, WHO ARE
YOU? >> I'M THE GUY YOU WERE JUST TALKING TO
MAN, THIS JOB HAS AGED ME. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE
GOING TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS, BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TALKING WITH US.
>> NO PROBLEM, JIMMY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: LET'S MOVE ON.
LET'S MOVE ON. SORRY, APOLOGIZE WELL GUYS, THIS IS EXCITING.
BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD IS ON THE SHOW, TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND SHE STARS IN "JURASSIC WORLD: DOMINION" WHICH JUST HIT THEATERS
YEP, "JURASSIC WORLD" IS A PARK FULL OF DINOSAURS, AND IT STILL HAS A BETTER SAFETY RATING THAN
SIX FLAGS. YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
"HEY, WHEN YOU GET TO THE TOP PUT THIS BOLT IN FOR ME. ALL RIGHT?
YOU'LL KNOW WHICH ONE. [ LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE BIG MOVIE NEWS
THIS WEEKEND, IN HONOR OF JUDY GARLAND'S 100th BIRTHDAY, MOVIE THEATERS ACROSS THE
COUNTRY ARE SHOWING "THE WIZARD OF OZ" WITH A RARELY SEEN EXTENDED MUSICAL NUMBER.
WE CAN'T SHOW YOU THE FULL NUMBER, BUT HERE'S A CLIP.
* YOU'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ
YOU'LL FIND HE IS A WHIZ * * OF A WIZ IF EVER A WIZ THERE WAS
IF EVER OH EVE A WIZ THERE WAS THE * * WIZARD OF O
IS ONE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUS BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE *
* BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUS BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUS
IF EVER OH EVER * * A WIZ THERE WAS THE WIZARD OF OZ IS ONE BECAUS
BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE * * BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUS
BECAUSE BECAUS BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE * * IF EVER OH EVER
A WIZ THERE WAS TH WIZARD OF OZ IS ONE * * BECAUSE
BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUS BECAUSE BECAUS BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE *
* BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUS BECAUSE BECAUS
IF EVER OH EVER * * A WIZ THERE WAS THE WIZARD OF OZ IS ONE BECAUS
BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUS BECAUSE BECAUSE * * BECAUSE BECAUSE
BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUS BECAUSE BECAUS BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE *
* IF EVER OH EVER A WIZ THERE WAS TH WIZARD OF OZ IS ONE BECAUS
BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE * * BECAUSE OF TH WONDERFUL THINGS HE DOES *
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IT LOOKS INTERESTING
IT LOOKS INTERESTING YEAH >> Steve: WOW.
>> Jimmy: MOVING ON. SOME BUSINESS NEWS, THE MAKER OF SRIRACHA HAD TO SUSPEND
PRODUCTION SO NOW THE WORLD IS FACING A A SHORTAGE
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? I'VE BEEN USING THE SAME BOTTLE
OF SRIRACHA SINCE COLLEGE. [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, I HEARD EXPERTS
ARE CALLING BEEFALO, THE BISON-CATTLE HYBRID, THE HEALTHY MEAT OF THE FUTURE
YEAH, BEEFALO. AND THEY SAY THE PERFECT BEEFALO IS 37.5% BISON, WHICH
IS PRETTY SPECIFIC YEAH BUT IT ACTUALLY GETS EVEN MORE
SPECIFIC HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE PERFECT BEEFALO DID A DNA TEST
YEP, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS THE PERFECT BEEFALO IS 37.5% BISON, 31.5% COW, 10% FRENCH
HUGUENOT, 6% CHEROKEE, 4% GENGHIS KHAN. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
2% THAT BISON FROM BEFORE? WELL, HE'S NOT YOUR DAD. HE'S YOUR UNCLE.
[ LAUGHTER ] 2% YOUR REAL DAD IS A MOOSE. 2% HE HAS A WHOLE SECRET MOOSE
FAMILY YOU HAVE EIGHT STEP-MOOSE. 2% DO THEY KNOW ABOUT YOU?
SHOULD YOU CONTACT THEM? OR LIVE FOREVER WONDERING WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN?
2% I MESSAGED ONE OF THEM. WE'RE MEETING UP IN YELLOWSTONE.
I FEEL LOVE AND ACCEPTANCE I HAVE NEVER FELT. FOR THE FIRST TIME, I, A
A BEEFALO, TRULY KNOW MYSELF THIS IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF MY LIFE.
AND 1% CHICKEN THERE YOU GO THAT'S IT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, TONIGHT. THE WEIRDOS FEATURING
CHRIS MARTIN OF COLDPLAY ARE HERE TO TALK AND PERFORM [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND AS I SAID, WE HAVE BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD ON THE SHOW
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT, RIGHT NOW, I'M GOING TO GO WRITE SOME THANK YOU NOTES
LET'S GO
*
>> Jimmy: HEY, EVERYBODY TODAY IS FRIDAY. THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP
WITH SOME PERSONAL STUFF I CHECK MY INBOX AND RETURN SOME E-MAILS, AND, OF COURSE, I
SEND OUT THANK YOU NOTES AND I WAS JUST - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: -- I WAS RUNNING A A BIT BEHIND TODAY
>> Steve: TODAY? >> Jimmy: TODAY. I WAS VERY BUSY.
>> Steve: WHAT WERE YOU DOING? >> Jimmy: TODAY? >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: MAN. WELL, I WENT TO THE SKATE PARK >> Steve: OF COURSE.
WELL, THAT'S USUALLY EVERY FRIDAY >> Jimmy: YEAH, EVERY FRIDAY,
'CAUSE I'M WORKING ON SOME NEW TRICKS >> Steve: YEAH
WHAT DO YOU GOT GOING? >> Jimmy: I GOT LIKE A 180 -- A 180 FRENCH ROLL.
>> Steve: OH, A FRENCH ROLL. OH >> Jimmy: YEAH
I'M WORKING ON THAT. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: IT'S PRETTY COOL
YEAH, KICKFLIP TYPE OF JAM >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: I SAY JAM 'CAUSE -
>> Steve: OH, YOU SAID JAM 'CAUSE YOU'RE COOL, RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WELL, I AM COOL, YEAH BUT ALSO, I LEARNED TO SKATE IN
EUROPE >> Steve: REALLY WHERE AT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND THAT'S HOW WE SAY JAM.
>> Steve: YOU SAY JAM? >> Jimmy: JAM. WHAT'S YOUR JAM.
>> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND IT'S COOL. BUT ANYWAYS, I DID THAT.
AND THEN I GOT, YOU KNOW, MATCHING TATTOO. >> Steve: YOU GOT A MATCHING
TATTOO >> Jimmy: OF YOURS >> Steve: OF ME?
>> Jimmy: NO, OF YOUR MATCHING TATTOO >> Steve: OH, OH
RIGHT. THE ONE THAT SAYS, "I LOVE LASAGNA.
IT'S GARFIELD. >> Jimmy: NO, I DIDN'T GET THAT ONE.
I GOT THE OTHER ONE. >> Steve: OH WHICH ONE DID YOU GET?
DID YOU GET THE ONE THAT SAID - [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO THAT WAS MORE -- >> Steve: NOT THE RACY ONE
>> Jimmy: NO, I GOT YOUR BACK TATTOO >> Steve: OH, OH, OH
OF COURSE. >> Jimmy: YEAH IT SPELLS "MACKENZIE."
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: AND UNDERNEATH THAT IT SAYS --
>> Steve: JUST PARTY ANIMAL BUT SPELLED WRONG. >> Jimmy: YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] NO, I GOT "PUG LIFE" ON THE FRONT OF MY --
>> Steve: OH, NICE, WITH A A LITTLE BABY PUG. >> Jimmy: BABY PUG
>> Steve: AND YOUR BELLY BUTTON'S HIS BUTTHOLE. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> Steve: THAT'S SO CUTE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MOUTH.
MOUTH. >> Steve: MOUTH. I'M SORRY, MOUTH
>> Jimmy: GUYS, CAN I WRITE OUT MY WEEKLY THANK YOU NOTES RIGHT NOW?
IS THAT COOL JAMES, CAN I GET SOME -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
JAMES, CAN I GET SOME "THANK YOU NOTE" WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE
* HE'S ALWAYS IN A GOOD MOOD >> Steve: SUMMERTIME JAMES
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: SUMMERTIME JAMES
TAKES HIS TIE RIGHT OFF. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: HE'S LIKE -- HE'S
LIKE, "IT'S FRIDAY -- IT'S SATURDAY SOMEWHERE," IS WHAT HE SAYS
>> Steve: YOU KNOW, YEAH EVERY DAY IS SATURDAY FOR HIM. >> Jimmy: YEAH
HE DOESN'T CARE. * THANK YOU, SPF15, FOR BEING THE
NON-FAT DAIRY FREE OAT MILK OF THE SUNSCREEN WORLD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
IT WON'T DO ANYTHING IT'S FINE. >> Steve: YEAH
* >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, WENDY'S NEW STRAWBERRY FROSTY, FOR
SHOWING US WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE IF JIMMY NEUTRON DYED HIS HAIR PINK AND HID INSIDE A CUP
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: "WHERE AM I? *
>> Jimmy: I'M JUST THINKING ABOUT WHO I'M GOING TO WRITE THIS THANK YOU NOTE TO
>> Steve: WHO ARE YOU GOING TO WRITE IT TO? BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL MAKING THEM
UP AS YOU GO >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT THEY'RE NOT --
>> Steve: IT JUST -- LIVE IN A A STATE OF GRATITUDE, YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH
THEY'RE NOT PREWRITTEN >> Steve: NO, NOT AT ALL >> Jimmy: AND I'M NOT READING
THEM FROM HERE >> Steve: NO >> Jimmy: I'M WRITING THEM,
RIGHT NOW -- >> Steve: FROM YOUR HEART. >> Jimmy: -- AND SENDING THEM
OUT. >> Steve: RIGHT. YOU MAIL THEM TO PEOPLE.
[ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER YES, YES >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO
>> Steve: WHO'S THIS ONE TO? * [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU, CORNHOLE - >> Steve: OKAY
>> Jimmy: -- FOR BEING A GAME THAT SOUNDS DIRTY BUT IS REALLY JUST A GOOD OLD FASHION GAME OF
TOSSING SACKS AND PENETRATING HOLES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: WOW. COSTS YOU EXTRA IF YOU LICK IT CORNHOLE
>> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT >> Steve: YEAH SO IS THAT TO THE MAKERS OF
CORNHOLE >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT? COULD BE THE MAKERS OF CORN --
OR COULD BE THE PLAYERS OF CORNHOLE THIS -- IT'S LIKE LETTERS TO
SANTA. >> Steve: SO WHEN YOU PUT IT IN THE MAIL, DOES IT JUST SAY
CORNHOLE AND THAT'S IT, AND YOU THROW IT IN THERE? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NO, IT GOES LABEL-LESS AND JUST FINDS ITS WAY LIKE -
>> Steve: LIKE SANTA LIKE LETTERS TO SANTA. >> Jimmy: LETTERS TO SANTA,
ALMOST YEAH >> Steve: BEAUTIFUL.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: YOU GOT A GOOD HEART, JIMMY FALLON
>> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT? >> Steve: YOU GOT A GOOD HEART >> Jimmy: I GOT A -- I GOT A
A GOOD HEART >> Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
* THANK YOU, LEATHER JACKETS, FOR MAKING PEOPLE LOOK COOL, SMELL
LIKE A SHOE, AND SOUND LIKE A COUCH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ SQUEAKING [ LAUGHTER ] *
THANK YOU, WEEDWHACKERS, FOR SOUNDING LIKE AN OLD SCHOOL ANTI-DRUG ORGANIZATION
[ APPLAUSE ] NO >> Steve: "JUST SAY NO."
>> Jimmy: "JUST SAY NO." >> Steve: WHACK THAT WEED. >> Jimmy: WHACK THAT WEED OUT
OF THE HAND IF SOMEBODY OFFERS IT >> Steve: "CORNHOLE IT."
[ LAUGHTER ] * >> Jimmy: "CORNHOLE IT."
>> Steve: THAT'S WHAT THEY YELL AT THE TOURN - >> Jimmy: YEAH, THE TOURNAMENT
BEFORE THEY START THE GAME >> Steve: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH IT'S IN THERE.
READY. "CORNHOLE IT." >> Jimmy: YEP.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * THANK YOU, THE NEW DISNEY PLUS
SERIES, "OBI-WAN KENOBI," FOR BEING A SEQUEL TO THE PREQUELS BUT A PREQUEL TO THE SEQUELS
[ LAUGHTER ] WE DON'T KNOW YET IF WE ARE GETTING A SEQUEL TO THIS
PREQUEL SEQUEL THAT'S SET BEFORE THE REQUELS, BUT IF I SPEND ANY MORE TIME THINKING
ABOUT THIS, I AM GOING TO NEED SOME ZZZQUIL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ SPRAY BOTTLE ] [ SLURPS ] >> Steve: "CORNHOLE IT."
[ LAUGHTER ] HOW MANY MORE YOU GOT? >> Jimmy: A HUNDRED.
>> Steve: REALLY [ LAUGHTER ] *
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU, ROLLER COASTERS, FOR LETTING ME RIDE A LINE CHART
THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY THOSE ARE MY THANK YOU NOTES WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE
WEIRDOS FEATURING CHRIS MARTIN OF COLDPLAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE'VE HAD A BAND ON FROM
ANOTHER PLANET IS THERE TIME DELAY WHERE THEY ARE FROM
>> YEAH. >> YEAH, BACK ON OUR PLANET, YOU'RE STILL RIDING AROUND IN
A YELLOW CAB WITH QUEEN LATIFAH.
UP AND COMING ALIEN BAND WHO ARE CURRENTLY ON THE "MUSIC OF THE SPHERES" WORLD TOUR WITH
ONE OF THE BIGGEST BANDS ON THE PLANET, COLDPLAY THEY HAVE A NEW SONG OUT NOW
CALLED "BIUTYFUL." EVERYBODY PLEASE WELCOME THE WEIRDOS FEATURING CHRIS MARTIN
OF COLDPLAY. * HELLO, WEIRDOS
WELCOME. * >> Jimmy: CHRIS MARTIN
HEY, THAT WAS NICE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THE WEIRDOS.
THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE CHRIS, WE KNOW EACH OTHER
FROM - >> I LOVE YOU. >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU TOO -- FOR
A LONG TIME. BUT CAN -- CAN THE WEIRDOS QUICKLY INTRODUCE THEMSELVES
>> YEAH, RIGHT I'M DONK, AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I'M THE NORMAL ONE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. >> EXCEPT I PLAY DRUMS
>> Jimmy: AH, THE DRUMMER, DONK, YES. >> AND MY NAME IS THE WIZARD
BUT I'M NOT -- I'M NOT THAT KIND OF WIZARD I'M THE KIND OF GUY WHO'S JUST
SUPER SMART. AND I DO MAGIC >> LIKE A NORMAL -- LIKE A
A WIZARD >> Jimmy: THAT IS WHAT A WIZARD IS
>> THAT'S A WIZARD, MATE >> YEAH, YEAH, LIKE A NORMAL WIZARD
>> Jimmy: THAT IS WHAT A WIZARD DOES OKAY, OKAY, YES.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND YOU, RIGHT HERE, VERY BEAUTIFUL
>> MY NAME IS ANGEL MOON I'M THE SINGER I'M 109 LIGHTYEARS OLD
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> HOW OLD ARE YOU, JIMMY? YOU'RE GORGEOUS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT'S SWEET AND KIND OF CREEPY
>> Jimmy: NO, I LIKED IT OH, MY GOSH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH
I'M MUCH -- I'M MUCH OLDER THAN THAT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
HOW ABOUT BACK THERE * SPARKMA I PLAY GUITAR *
>> Jimmy: SPARKMAN YOU -- YOU PLAY GUITAR BUT IT'S WEIRD, DO YOU -- DO
YOU SING AS WELL IN THE BAND * N I DON'T LIKE TO SING *
[ LAUGHTER ] >> NO, HE PLAYS THE GUITAR >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT, WHAT --
YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL VOICE MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY SINGING * NOT FOR ME *
[ LAUGHTER ] * I'M TOO SHY * >> Jimmy: NO, YOU'RE TOO SHY
* OF COURSE * >> HE'S VERY SHY >> Jimmy: HE'S VERY SHY.
YOUR MANAGER IS HERE TONIGHT AS WELL CAN WE GET A SHOT OF YOUR
MANAGER? [ LAUGHTER ] BRUCE -- BRUCE CAKEMIX IS HERE
WELL, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, BRUCE -- >> WOAH, WOAH, NO, JIMMY,
JIMMY, NO, NO. >> NO, NO. NOT CAKEMIX.
CAK-EH-MIX HE'S VERY -- HE GETS VERY ANGRY IF YOU CALL HIM MR. CAKEMIX.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M SORRY, BRUCE CAK-EH-MIX
>> IT'S SPELLED LIKE CAKE MIX BUT IT'S PRONOUNCED CAK-EH-MIX >> DON'T MAKE HIM ANGRY.
YOU WON'T LIKE HIM WHEN HE'S ANGRY. >> YEAH, YOU WON'T LIKE IT
>> Jimmy: THAT MAN IN A SWEATER VEST WILL GET ANGRY? >> YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE'VE
HAD A BAND ON FROM ANOTHER PLANET DONK, WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM
>> WELL, IT'S REALLY HARD TO PRONOUNCE, SO WE JUST CALL IT MELISSA.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. AND -- AND ON MELISSA, DO YOU
GET "THE TONIGHT SHOW" THERE >> OH, WELL, YEAH, BUT - YOU SEE, YOU'VE BROADCASTED IT
WILD, AND IT TAKES A LONG TIME FOR TRANSMISSIONS TO REACH OUR PLANET
>> Jimmy: THERE'S A TIME DELAY WHERE THEY'RE FROM >> YEAH.
>> YEAH, BACK ON OUR PLANET, YOU'RE STILL RIDING AROUND IN A YELLOW CAB WITH
QUEEN LATIFAH. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH
THAT WAS A GOOD JAM. I REMEMBER THAT ONE. ANGEL MOON, WHAT'S YOUR
FAVORITE THING ABOUT EARTH SO FAR? >> MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT
EARTH IS PROBABLY YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU.
>> Jimmy: I'M JUST -- I'M IN LOVE >> WAIT, WAIT.
* ALL I THINK ABOUT IS YO JIMMY * [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
* IT'S ALL THAT I CAN D EVERY DAY * * WHEN I'M DREAMING AWA
ABOUT YOU * [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * JIMMY JIMMY J
FOR JIMMY * >> J FOR JIMMY >> Jimmy: WOW, MY GOD.
ANGEL MOON, THAT WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
-- BEAUTIFUL VOICE I'VE EVER HEARD. IT'S REALLY CRISP.
SHE HAS AN AMAZING VOICE >> SHE HAS AN AMAZING VOICE. >> Jimmy: SHE DOES, YEAH
>> SHE REALLY -- [ LAUGHTER ] SHE REALLY -- YOU REALLY DO.
>> Jimmy: CHRIS, YOU'RE A BIG FAN OF THE WEIRDOS, AND YOU'VE BEEN WANTING TO WORK WITH THEM
FOR A WHILE. HOW DID YOU FINALLY MEET >> WELL, THE REST OF THE BAND
COLDPLAY AND I, WE WENT TO -- WE WERE LUCKY ENOUGH TO GET TICKETS TO SEE THEM IN CONCERT
AND WE JUST TRIED TO GET THEIR ATTENTION TO SAY, "PLEASE, ONE DAY COULD WE WORK TOGETHER?"
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S -
>> WE HAVE A CLIP ACTUALLY OF THE MOMENT THAT WE MET >> Jimmy: OF COLDPLAY AT A
A WEIRDOS CONCERT. >> YEAH, 'CAUSE WE LOVE TO GO SEE THINGS TOGETHER, AND -
>> Jimmy: AS A BAND. YOU -- YOU AND COLDPLAY -- YOU AND THE BAND JUST TRAVEL, YOU
DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER >> EVERYTHING. AND WE'D JUST FINISHED AT
A NAIL SPA TOGETHER, AND WE WENT TO SEE -- [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, YOU WERE GETTING MANI-PEDIS, AND THEN YOU WENT TO THE WEIRDOS
CONCERT. >> EXACTLY/ >> Jimmy: AND WE HAVE A VIDEO
CHECK THIS OUT >> THIS IS HOW WE MET.
YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOW.
THAT'S AMAZING >> I -- I SEE IT NOW >> Jimmy: NOW, ANGEL MOON --
GOSH, YOU'RE VERY -- ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL. SO, IT GOES WITH THE SONG.
BUT, TELL US ABOUT THE SONG. >> JIMMY, THE SONG, "BIUTYFUL" IS SPELLED DIFFERENTLY WHERE WE
COME FROM. BUT REALLY THE SONG IS ABOUT HOW THERE IS BEAUTY AND MAGIC
IN ALL THINGS AND ALL PEOPLE >> Jimmy: YEAH, I AGREE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> IS THAT WHAT IT MEANT >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT IT'S ABOUT.
>> THAT'S WHAT IT'S ABOUT. >> Jimmy: WEIRDOS, I WANT TO THANK YOU AGAIN FOR BEING HERE
AND YOU'RE GONNA PERFORM FOR US TONIGHT. I REALLY APPRECIATE THIS, AND
A BIG NEW YORK CITY WELCOME. >> THANK YOU, JIMMY. WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
THIS WAS THE BEST DAY -- * OF MY LIFE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD I LOVE YOU GUYS. THE WEIRDOS, FEATURING
CHRIS MARTIN OF COLDPLAY, EVERYBODY. CATCH THEM ON THE "MUSIC OF THE
SPHERES" WORLD TOUR. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THEY'RE PERFORMING FOR US
LATER, ON THE SHOW MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK.
STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> LEMONADE. >> Jimmy: DiBELLA. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> LE-MON-ADE. >> Jimmy: THE BALLS. [ LAUGHTER ]
SORRY. THE -- >> LEM-ON --
>> Jimmy: BALLS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS
A VERY TALENTED ACTOR AND DIRECTOR SHE STARS IN THE BIG SUMMER HIT
BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE "JURASSIC WORLD: DOMINION" WHICH IS IN THEATERS AND IMAX TODAY.
EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: IT IS GREAT TO SEE
YOU. >> IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT I MISS
ABOUT YOU? >> WHAT? >> Jimmy: A LOT.
BUT YOUR LAUGH I LOVE YOUR LAUGH. >> IT IS A LOT
>> Jimmy: IT'S A GREAT LAUGH >> IT IS A CACKLE. IT IS A CACKLE
>> Jimmy: WHEN IT EVENTUALLY, YOU DON'T FAKE IT. SO, YEAH
>> IT IS HONESTLY IT IS KARMA. THIS IS MY MOM'S LAUGH AND AS A CHILD, I TORMENTED HER
OVER HER LAUGH WHENEVER I WAS DOING A SCHOOL PLAY OR SOMETHING, I WAS LIKE,
"I ALWAYS KNOW WHERE YOU ARE IN THE THEATER, MOM [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
LIKE, JUST TONE IT DOWN A LITTLE BIT." >> Jimmy: THEN LOOK AT YOU, NOW
YOU HAVE IT. YOUR KIDS KNOW WHEN YOU ARE LAUGHING
>> YEAH, AND THEY ARE JUST AS ANNOYED AS I AM. >> Jimmy: YOU ARE AN AMAZING
ACTOR. AND I TOLD YOU THIS RIGHT BEFORE THE SHOW, BUT I WANT TO
TELL YOU AGAIN SOME OF THE BEST DIRECTING -- YOU DIRECTED "THE MANDALORIAN"
AND "THE BOOK OF BOBBA FETT. YOU ARE AMAZING. I MEAN, FANTASTIC.
I MEAN, CONGRATS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> IT'S INCREDIBLE WORKING FOR
JON FAVREAU. >> Jimmy: JON FAVREAU IS GREAT TOO.
BUT I WORKED WITH YOU. YOU DIRECTED ME IN A MOVIE >> LAST TIME WE SAW EACHOTHER,
I WAS INTERVIEWING YOU FOR HOURS. >> Jimmy: YEAH
IT WAS FUN THOUGH. >> YEAH, YOU WERE AMAZING. >> Jimmy: AND I WATCHED THIS
EPISODE. IT WAS CRAZY AS I WAS WATCHING I AM LIKE,
"WHO DIRECTED THIS BECAUSE THIS IS REALLY --" AND YOU DID IT YOU HIT A HOME RUN, BUDDY.
WHAT IS IT LIKE TO DIRECT A "STAR WARS" PROJECT? >> IT'S INCREDIBLE
BUT FOR ME PERSONALLY, IT IS ALL THE MORE MEANINGFUL BECAUSE I WAS VERY LUCKY
I GOT TO GROW UP BASICALLY ON MY DAD'S MOVIE SETS AND GEORGE LUCAS
SINCE MY DAD WAS 17, GEORGE LUCAS HAS BEEN MY DAD'S MENTOR
BECAUSE MY DAD DID - >> Jimmy: "AMERICAN GRAFFITI." >> "AMERICAN GRAFFITI.
YEAH, EXACTLY. >> Jimmy: I MEAN, COME ON. >> EXACTLY, AND GEORGE HAS KIDS
THE SAME AGE AS ALL OF THE KIDS IN MY FAMILY SO WE WERE ALL KIND OF RAISED
TOGETHER AND THEN I ACTUALLY WENT TO SUMMER CAMP WITH
NATALIE PORTMAN BEFORE SHE DID THE PREQUELS AND BECAUSE I KNEW GEORGE, AND
ALL THAT KIND OF STUFF, I GOT TO GO VISIT A BUNCH ON THE PREQUELS
AND SO IT'S A VERY PERSONAL THING THAT I FEEL VERY PROTECTIVE OF.
OF "STAR WARS. >> Jimmy: THE "STAR WARS." >> OF THE "STAR WARS."
>> Jimmy: SO WHEN YOU YOU GET INVOLVED WITH THAT, AND ASKED TO DO THAT, DID YOU ASK GEORGE
DID YOU ASK -- HOW DID YOU GET IN THAT WORLD, AND LIKE, "HEY, I WOULD LIKE A SHOT AT THIS.
>> YEAH. YEAH YEAH
SO WHAT HAPPENED IS, I JUST FINISHED FILMING "JURASSIC WORLD: FALLEN KINGDOM," WHICH
IS THE MOVIE BEFORE THE ONE THAT CAME OUT BEFORE THE ONE TODAY.
THANK YOU. MY DAD STARTED TO DIRECT ON "SOLO.
AND I WAS LIKE, "CAN I STAY IN THE U.K. AND SHADOW YOU, PLEASE?"
AND HE SAID, "NO." AND I JUST KIND OF BEGGED AND PLEADED AND SAID, "I'LL JUST BE
VERY QUIET ON SET, AND NOBODY WILL REALIZE I AM THERE. >> Jimmy: JUST TRY NOT TO
LAUGH. >> YEAH, JUST DON'T LAUGH. I DON'T THINK I WAS SUCCESSFUL
AT THAT. AND SO I GOT TO GO AND SHADOW AND LEARN FROM HIM
IT WAS INCREDIBLE AS WELL. BECAUSE I HADN'T SEEN HIM DIRECT ONSET SINCE I WAS A KID
AND NOW BEING AN ACTOR, AND HAVING HAD A COUPLE OF DECADES DOING THIS
I AM LIKE, "OH, WOW. YOU ARE REALLY GOOD. >> Jimmy: HE KNOWS HOW TO DO
IT, YEAH >> AND SO, I MET FOLKS THERE THEY BROUGHT ME ABOARD TO WRITE
SOMETHING. AND THAT'S HOW I STARTED TO GET TO KNOW THE FOLKS AT LUCASFILM
>> Jimmy: CAUSE LUCASFILM, THEY ALSO DEVELOP NEW STUFF PEOPLE HAVE NOT SEEN.
THEY'RE JUST WORKING ON IDEAS ON THE NEXT THING. >> YEAH, YEA, YEAH
>> Jimmy: BUT YOU DIRECTED "BABY YODA." >> OH, YEAH.
I GET TO DO THAT, YEAH >> Jimmy: BUT BABY YODA IS REAL THOUGH
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> BABY YODA IS TOTALLY REAL, TOTALLY REAL -- COMPLETELY
ONE OF THE REASONS WHY JON FAVREAU WAS SO SUPPORTIVE OF ME WORKING WITH THE LEGACY
TEAM THAT DEVELOPED BABY YODA, WAS BECAUSE I MET THEM AND WORKED WITH THEM BOTH
"TERMINATOR" AND THE ORIGINAL "JURASSIC WORLD. AND SO I KNEW THAT TEAM OF
PUPPETEERS >> Jimmy: IT'S AMAZING WHAT THEY DO.
THAT LITTLE THING IS PROBABLY THE CUTEST THING I THINK I HAVE EVER SEEN, BESIDES MY OWN
CHILDREN [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, IT'S SO CUTE
I GO, "PLEASE DO ANOTHER SCENE WITH BABY YODA." I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
>> I MEAN, I CONCUR. YEAH BABY YODA IS THE BEST.
>> Jimmy: YOU JUST FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM >> YEAH, YEAH.
AND THAT'S WHY BABY YODA HAS A A LOT OF PROTECTION ONSET. BECAUSE WE ALL ARE LOOKING AT
BABY YODA ALL THE TIME BEING LIKE, "I JUST WANT TO TAKE THAT BABY YODA.
IT'S VERY VISCERAL YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: JUST SQUEEZE IT.
AND I GO, "I LOVE YOU. YOU'RE SO CUTE." >> DID YOU KNOW, THIS MIGHT BE
WRONG, BUT THIS IS WHAT I HEARD. THE VIOLENCE PART OF YOUR BRAIN
IS RIGHT NEXT TO THE CUTE PART OF YOUR BRAIN. SO WHEN YOU THINK SOMETHING IS
CUTE, IT BUMPS UP AGAINST THE VIOLENCE PART OF YOUR BRAIN, YOU'RE LIKE, "I JUST WANT TO
SMUSH IT TO DEATH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW.
I DID NOT KNOW THAT. >> THAT IS WHY IF YOU SEE SOMETHING REALLY CUTE, IT
BECOMES, LIKE AT A CERTAIN POINT, VERY GRUESOME "I JUST WANT TO SMOTHER IT
[ LAUGHTER ] I'M JUST GOING TO --" >> Jimmy: YEAH
IT'S SO CUTE, YEAH >> "PUSH IT DOWN."
YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YOU WERE SAYING THAT YOU ARE A BIG "STAR WARS" FAN.
AND I GO, "YES, I AGREE WITH YOU. YOU HAD SOMETHING PAINTED ON
THE SIDE OF YOUR HOUSE >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I JUST GO, "THIS IS
COOL." AND YOU WERE NICE ENOUGH TO TAKE A PHOTO
>> IT IS A MURAL ON THE SIDE OF MY HOUSE OF THE TWIN SUNS OF TATOOINE
>> Jimmy: THAT'S "STAR WARS" NEXT LEVEL I MEAN, HOW DID THE FAMILY -
>> I BEGGED. I BEGGED MY HUSBAND WAS SUPPORTIVE.
MY KIDS ARE LIKE, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MOM ON THE SIDE OF OUR HOUSE?"
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. >> CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT. I LOVE IT.
>> Jimmy: CAN WE TALK ABOUT "JURASSIC WORLD. >> YES, PLEASE
OUR MOVIE. OUR FRANCHISE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT
THAT'S CORRECT >> GYROSPHERE GUY, EVERYONE. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU.
PLESE HOLD YOUR APPLAUSE [ LAUGHTER ] OH YOU ARE
THAT'S INTERESTING, OH YOU ARE I WAS IN, IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER, PLEASE HOLD YOUR
APPLAUSE - >> HOW COULD YOU FORGET? >> Jimmy: WOULD YOU FORGET
APPARENTLY OUR AUDIENCE DID, BUT I WAS IN THE FIRST "JURASSIC WORLD.
I WAS THERE. I WAS THE GYROSPHERE - >> GYROSPHERE.
>> Jimmy: GYROSPHERE SCIENTIST GUY. WE HAD CHRIS PRATT ON, AND I
SAID, "I WAS THINKING OF REPRISING MY CHARACTER." AND HE GOES, "YOUR CHARACTER?"
[ LAUGHTER ] HE GOES, "YOU PLAYED YOU IN THAT MOVIE."
BUT, YEAH, EITHER WAY. >> NO SMALL ACTORS, ONLY SMALL PARTS.
>> Jimmy: BUT WE CREATED A A DYNASTY, YOU AND I >> YES
JUST US. >> Jimmy: IN "JURASSIC WORLD." BASICALLY JUST US, AND HERE WE
ARE -- REUNITED. LIKE, WE'RE LABELING THIS SHOW "THE REUNION" BECAUSE WE ARE
BACK TOGETHER. >> BECAUSE IT'S FINALLY. >> Jimmy: FINALLY --
JEFF GOLDBLUM, LAURA DERN. THAT'S ALL GOOD AND FUNNY. >> JIMMY FALLON.
>> Jimmy: WHEN'S JIMMY AND BRYCE GOING TO GET BACK TOGETHER
BECAUSE WE WEREN'T EVEN IN THE SCENE TOGETHER >> WE SHOULD INVENTISE IT.
YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: WE SHOULD. WE ARE
PEOPLE ARE GLUED >> THEY ARE CLAMORING FOR THIS >> Jimmy: "THEY'RE LIKE,
"JIMMY, ARE YOU GOING TO DO ANOTHER VOICEOVER FOR A LEGO VIDEO GAME?"
"YEAH. "AN UNLOCKABLE CHARACTER?" "SURE.
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO UNLOCK MY CHARACTER? BUT YOU CAN UNLOCK IT.
I GIVE FACTS ABOUT DINOSAURS >> VERY COOL >> Jimmy: BUT THIS ONE IS KIND
OF -- THIS IS THE END. >> YEAH, IT'S THE CONCLUSION IT IS THE EPIC CONCLUSION OF
THE "JURASSIC" FRANCHISE THAT STARTED ALL OF THOSE YEARS AGO [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
>> Jimmy: BUT IT PAYS OFF. EVERYONE'S STORY PAYS OFF. >> YEAH, I MEAN, IT'S REALLY
INCREDIBLE TO GET TO BE A PART OF THIS FRANCHISE THAT HAS SPANNED SUCH AN IMMENSE AMOUNT
OF TIME. AND TO HAVE LAURA DERN, AND JEFF GOLDBLUM, AND SAM NEIL,
AND B.D. WONG, BACK IN THIS MOVIE WITH ALL OF US AND IT'S NOT -- IT'S AN
ENSEMBLE THIS IS ALL OF OUR MOVIE THEY DON'T HAVE CAMEOS
THIS IS THEIR MOVIE AS MUCH AS IT IS ANY OF OURS. IT WAS A BLAST
>> Jimmy: AND YOU SEE YOU GUYS ALL ON THE SCREEN THEN YOU HEAR -
* AND I AM LIKE, "DON'T CRY, JIMMY.
DON'T CRY. YOU WERE IN THIS MOVIE AT ONE POINT.
REMEMBER?" >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: I GO, "LOOK WHAT YOU
GUYS HAVE BECOME I REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE THIS TALL."
>> STAY JADED. STAY JADED >> Jimmy: STAY JADED
WHEN I DID THE FIRST "JURASSIC WORLD" EVERYONE WAS THIS TALL. AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, SO CUTE,
CHRIS PRATT. YOU'RE GOING TO GROW UP ONE DAY.
AND THEN LOOK AT YOU GUYS NOW, I'M WATCHING ON THE IMAX >> YOU KNOW WHAT'S CRAZY
WHEN CHRIS PRATT DID THE FIRST JURASSIC, "GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY" HAD NOT COME OUT YET
SO HE WAS THE GUY FROM "PARKS AND REC. WHEN HE WAS DOING THE FIRST
"JURASSIC WORLD. AND HE WAS LIKE, "OH, I HOPE THIS THING I DID, "GUARDIANS"
WORKS OUT. AND I WAS LIKE, 'DUDE, YOU ARE STARLORD
IT IS GOING TO BE INCREDIBLE." >> Jimmy: IT WORKED OUT PRETTY WELL
>> YEAH, I'LL SAY. SO, IT'S JUST AWESOME. IT'S BEEN INCREDIBLE GETTING TO
GO ON THIS JOURNEY BECAUSE THIS HAS BEEN -- THESE EIGHT YEARS HAVE REALLY
REPRESENTED SO MUCH IN ALL OF OUR LIVES. >> Jimmy: EIGHT YEARS.
IT IS AWESOME. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD IN
"JURASSIC WORLD: DOMINION. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
[ DINOSAUR ROARS ] * >> Jimmy: THAT IS WHAT I AM
TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT, BUDDY
BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD, EVERYBODY "JURASSIC WORLD: DOMINION" IS IN THEATERS AND IMAX TODAY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BRYCE AND I ARE DOING THE WHISPER CHALLENGE WHEN WE COME
BACK STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD, RIGHT HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE ARE ABOUT TO PLAY "THE WHISPER CHALLENGE.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, NOW HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS
ONE PERSON PUTS ON THESE HEADPHONES WITH LOUD MUSIC PLAYING.
YOU CAN PLAY THIS GAME AT HOME THEN THE OTHER PERSON PICKS UP A CARD, READS THE RANDOM PHRASE
ON THAT CARD, AND THE PERSON WEARING THE HEADPHONES HAS TO TRY AND GUESS WHAT THEY JUST
SAID BRYCE, WHY DON'T YOU PUT THE HEADPHONES ON FIRST?
>> OKAY, HERE WE GO. >> Jimmy: YEP, AND I'LL PUT THE SONG ON HERE
>> I HAVE ZERO EXPECTATIONS OF THIS - >> Jimmy: YEP.
>> -- BEING SUCCESSFUL AT ALL. >> Jimmy: YEP. NO, IT WILL.
CAN -- CAN YOU HEAR ME GOOD, PERFECT, OKAY. READY?
>> OKAY, YEAH. I HEAR MUSIC AND NOTHING ELSE. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE VERY LOUD
>> YEAH, IT'S VERY LOUD. >> Jimmy: OKAY, GOOD [ LAUGHTER ]
OKAY CINNAMON BUN >> I SLEEP TO END BA-BA-DA
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: CINNAMON BUN >> SLEEPING NUMBER
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: CINNAMON >> SLEEPING?
>> Jimmy: BUN. [ LAUGHTER ] >> WAIT, OBVIOUSLY IT'S NOT
SLEEPING >> Jimmy: CINNAMON >> SEETHING.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: CINNAMON >> SI-LA-BONE-JA
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: CINNAMON >> SEEPING
[ LAUGHTER ] SIPPING. >> Jimmy: BUN.
>> BUNNIES >> Jimmy: CINNAMON BUN >> TEAM BUNNIES?
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: CINNAMON BUN >> I KEEP GETTING SLEEPING
BUNNIES. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "CINNAMON BUN" IS
WHAT IT WAS. >> OH, CINNAMON BUN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: BUT THAT WAS GOOD. YOU'RE CLOSE >> BUN, OH, MY GOSH.
>> Jimmy: YOU GOT BUN, IT'S CLOSE. >> OH, WOW
>> Jimmy: JUDGES, WE GET HALF A POINT ON THAT? [ BELL DINGS ]
PERFECT, WE GOT HALF A POINT ON THAT [ LAUGHTER ]
>> THAT'S CHEATING >> Jimmy: I KNOW IT IS ALL RIGHT, NOW I GO, AND YOU
PLAY -- YOU -- >> OH, AND THEN I DO IT WITH YOU.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, AND DUDE, WE'RE GOING TO GET THIS, WE'RE PARTNERS
>> OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. >> Jimmy: OH, I KNOW - >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
I KNOW, IT'S A REALLY EXCITING SONG [ LAUGHTER ]
OKAY, ALL RIGHT. PINK LEMONADE. >> Jimmy: PAL-A-LA-ME-LA
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> PINK LEMONADE >> Jimmy: PELL THE MELL.
>> PINK LEMONADE >> Jimmy: PICK THE KNICKS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> PINK. >> Jimmy: PELL >> LEMONADE.
>> Jimmy: THE MELL [ LAUGHTER ] >> PINK.
>> Jimmy: PALE >> LEMONADE. >> THE MELL -- THAT.
>> PINK LEMONADE >> Jimmy: PELL THE MELL. >> PINK.
>> Jimmy: OH >> PINK. >> Jimmy: PALE
PRAN >> PINK. >> Jimmy: PLAY
PLAY PLAY >> PINK.
>> Jimmy: BAY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> PINK.
>> Jimmy: BAY. PAY -- >> PINK.
>> Jimmy: -- IT FORWARD. KUH. >> PINK.
>> Jimmy: PAY-KUH. PAYCHECK >> PINK.
>> Jimmy: PAY-KUH. PAY-KUH. [ SNEEZING ]
GOD BLESS YOU. >> LEMONADE. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, YOU'RE
WELCOME. >> LEMONADE. >> Jimmy: DiBELLA.
>> LEMONADE. >> Jimmy: THE BALLS. [ LAUGHTER ]
SORRY. THE -- >> LE --
>> Jimmy: THE -- >> -- MON -- >> Jimmy: BALLS.
[ LAUGHTER ] ARE YOU KIDDING ME CAN YOU -- DO IT -
>> PINK LEMONADE >> Jimmy: YEAH PELE THE SOCCER PLAYER
[ LAUGHTER ] I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT
"PINK LEMONADE." WHAT IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THAT AT
ALL! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SORRY, SORRY, THAT WAS MY
FAULT. ALL RIGHT -- >> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: LET'S JUST SCRATCH THESE TWO, PRETEND THEY DIDN'T -
>> YOU WERE SO CLOSE TO SAYING "PINK" AS WELL >> Jimmy: I WAS NOT.
[ LAUGHTER ] OKAY, BUT HERE WE GO ALL RIGHT, READY
>> OKAY, HERE WE GO. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. WE'RE GOING TO GET THIS.
OH, GOSH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NFT.
>> ENOUGH TEA. [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: YES, THAT'S IT
[ BELL DINGS ] * THAT WAS IT, YES
[ APPLAUSE ] >> THAT WAS IT >> Jimmy: YES.
>> I DON'T BELIEVE YOU OH, I SAID - >> Jimmy: YOU SAID -
>> NO, I SAID, "ENOUGH TEA." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT WORKS
>> HE SAID NFT >> Jimmy: THE AUDIENCE -- THE AUDIENCE, NO, THE AUDIENCE
LIKES IT, AND EVERYONE'S GETTING ENOUGH TEA AFTER THE SHOW
THAT'S PERFECT "ENOUGH TEA. THAT COUNTS.
BUDDY, WE GOT THAT ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO, WE HAVE
ONE MORE >> WOW, I LOVE THIS GAME, WHERE YOU REALLY JUST, YOU KNOW, YOU
CAN LOSE AND WIN AT THE SAME TIME [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OKAY, HERE WE GO, LAST ONE >> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S WORTH 10,000 POINTS. >> OH, 10,000 --
>> Jimmy: COME ON, WE GOT THIS, BUDDY. >> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: PARTNERS >> OKAY. OKAY
VELOCIRAPTOR >> Jimmy: VELOCIRAPTOR [ BELL DINGS ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD,
EVERYBODY. "JURASSIC WORLD: DOMINION" IS IN THEATERS AND ON IMAX TODAY.
MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND
VELOCIRAPTOR [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: PERFORMING "BEAUTIFUL" FROM COLDPLAY'S ALBUM "MUSIC OF THE SPHERES,"
PLEASE WELCOME THE WEIRDOS FEATURING CHRIS MARTIN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * ALL I KNOW IS I
LOVE YOU S * * I HOPE THAT YOU GET
EVERYTHING YOU WANT IN THIS BEAUTIFUL LIFE * * CHANGE FOR YOUR POCKE
SOMEONE FOR THE NIGH I HOPE THEY NAME YOU A * * ROCKET TAKE YOU FOR A RID
FOR FREE AND IF THEY TEL YOU YOU'RE NOTHING MAYBE YOU'D EXPLAIN *
* TO ME YOU'RE THE SUMMER SUN AFTER THE RAIN YOU WERE THERE WHEN I *
* NEEDED SOMETHING FO THE PAIN, YOU SE WHEN YOU LOVE ME *
* LOVE ME, LOVE M WHEN YOU LOVE ME LOVE ME, LOVE ME *
* WHEN YOU LOVE M LOVE ME, LOVE ME WHEN YOU LOVE ME *
* LOVE ME, LOVE M I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLD MA ON TOP OF THE WORLD *
* AND IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL AND YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFU *
I HOPE THAT YOU GET * * EVERYTHING YOU WANT I THIS BEAUTIFUL LIF
WATERMELON MOON SO * * HAPPY YOU'RE ALIV I FEEL LIKE A RIVE
FINALLY ARRIVED AT SEA * * 'CAUSE WHEN YOU LOVE ME LOVE ME, LOVE ME
WHEN YOU LOVE ME * * LOVE ME, LOVE M WHEN YOU LOVE ME
LOVE ME, LOVE ME * * WHEN YOU LOVE M LOVE ME, LOVE ME
I KNOW I'LL BE ON * * TOP OF THE WORLD, MAN ON TOP OF THE WORL
AND IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL * * AND YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL AND IT'S SO BEAUTIFU
* CAUSE WHEN YOU LOVE ME * * LOVE ME, LOVE M
WHEN YOU LOVE ME LOVE ME, LOVE ME * * WHEN YOU LOVE M
LOVE ME, LOVE ME WHEN YOU LOVE ME * * LOVE ME, LOVE M
I KNOW I'LL BE O TOP OF THE WORLD, MAN * * ON TOP OF THE WORLD
AND IT'S SO BEAUTIFU AND YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL * * AND IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL
AND YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFU AND IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> THANK YOU, EVERYBODY. >> Jimmy: GREAT JOB. FANTASTIC.
BEAUTIFUL. THANK YOU. CHRIS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH
THE WEIRDOS, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CHRIS MARTIN
"BEAUTIFUL" IS OUT NOW WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO THE WEIRDOS AND CHRIS MARTIN, RIGHT
THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD.
AND, OF COURSE, THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY YOU WERE GREAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE