1 00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:12,712 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:12,712 --> 00:00:19,919 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,919 --> 00:00:23,189 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - JOSH CHARLES 4 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:28,261 BASHIR SALAHUDDIN, MUSICAL GUEST, ONEREPUBLIC AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:28,261 --> 00:00:37,203 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1663 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:41,207 >> Questlove: 1663 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:43,243 --> 00:00:50,083 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 8 00:00:50,083 --> 00:00:59,826 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 9 00:00:59,826 --> 00:01:02,328 THANK YOU SO MUCH! THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 10 00:01:02,328 --> 00:01:04,964 ENJOY YOURSELF ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," 11 00:01:04,964 --> 00:01:08,134 EVERYBODY. HEY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 12 00:01:08,134 --> 00:01:10,637 YOU MADE IT. YOU'RE WATCHING. THANK YOU. 13 00:01:10,637 --> 00:01:13,373 HAPPY FRIDAY HAPPY FRIDAY, EVERYONE THE -- 14 00:01:13,373 --> 00:01:20,714 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE LONG WEEKEND IS HERE IT IS THE UNOFFICIAL START OF 15 00:01:20,714 --> 00:01:26,553 SUMMER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OF COURSE, THE OFFICIAL START 16 00:01:26,553 --> 00:01:30,090 IS WHENEVER YOUR COUSIN ACCIDENTALLY HITS YOUR UNCLE WITH AN OFF-BRAND FIREWORK 17 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:35,095 IT'S LIKE, "OH, TREVOR, I ONLY GOT EIGHT FINGERS LEFT." [ LAUGHTER ] 18 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:37,764 HEY, I SAW A NEW SURVEY THAT SAID, THIS WEEKEND, THE MOST POPULAR FOOD -- 19 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:41,901 THIS IS A REAL SURVEY. THE MOST POPULAR FOOD TO BUY IS MEAT 20 00:01:41,901 --> 00:01:44,738 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THE MOST POPULAR DRINK IS BEER 21 00:01:44,738 --> 00:01:48,475 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, EVEN CRAZIER WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE WEATHER, THE MOST 22 00:01:48,475 --> 00:01:52,178 POPULAR RESPONSE WAS, "SUNNY." IT'S LIKE, WHO DOES THESE SURVEYS? 23 00:01:52,178 --> 00:01:55,782 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, MEAT AND BEER. YEP. 24 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:57,851 SOUNDS LIKE A GROCERY LIST YOU'D FIND ON THE FLOOR OF A A BASS PRO SHOP. 25 00:01:57,851 --> 00:02:02,122 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE, "OOPS, SORRY. OH, I GOT TO GO GET THAT." 26 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,357 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, THIS WEEKEND, A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET HIT 27 00:02:04,357 --> 00:02:06,292 WITH EXTREME HEAT. IN SOME PARTS OF THE COUNTRY, TEMPERATURES COULD GET UP TO 28 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:11,064 TRIPLE DIGITS. [ AUDIENCE OOHS RIGHT NOW, EVERYONE WITH A POOL 29 00:02:11,064 --> 00:02:14,901 IS LIKE, "HIT THE LIGHTS PRETEND WE'RE NOT HOME." [ LAUGHTER ] 30 00:02:14,901 --> 00:02:17,070 BUT THIS IS EXCITING TOMORROW, ALL OF NEW YORK CITY'S PUBLIC BEACHES 31 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:21,574 WILL BE OPEN FOR THE SUMMER. >> Steve: WHOA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 32 00:02:21,574 --> 00:02:25,412 >> Jimmy: PERFECT TIMING NEW -- NEW YORK CITY BEACHES ARE THE SAME AS OTHER BEACHES, 33 00:02:25,412 --> 00:02:32,952 EXCEPT INSTEAD OF WHISTLES, LIFEGUARDS JUST YELL, "OH! [ LAUGHTER ] 34 00:02:32,952 --> 00:02:35,355 "OH! GIRL, YOU'RE GOING OUT TOO FAR! 35 00:02:35,355 --> 00:02:41,594 [ LAUGHTER ] "OH! LOOK AT THAT WAVE! 36 00:02:41,594 --> 00:02:45,131 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S A BIG WEEKEND IN THE SPORTS WORLD TOO, BECAUSE THIS 37 00:02:45,131 --> 00:02:50,870 SUNDAY IS THE INDIANAPOLIS 500 >> Steve: OOH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 38 00:02:50,870 --> 00:02:52,639 >> Jimmy: SO, BETWEEN MEMORIAL DAY TRAVEL AND THE INDY 500, GAS SHOULD BE $32 A GALLON BY 39 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:59,412 TUESDAY. YEP. 500 MILES IS WHAT THEY DRIVE 40 00:02:59,412 --> 00:03:01,915 YEP. I KIND OF WISH ALL THE DRIVERS HAD TO USE WAZE THE ENTIRE 41 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:04,451 TIME [ LAUGHTER ] IT WOULD BE FUN, LIKE, "IN A 42 00:03:04,451 --> 00:03:08,922 A HALF A MILE, TURN LEFT IN A HALF A MILE, TURN LEFT. IN A HALF A MILE, TURN LEFT. 43 00:03:08,922 --> 00:03:14,060 THE NFL JUST ANNOUNCED THAT PEPSI IS NO LONGER HOSTING THE SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW 44 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:16,563 >> Steve: OH [ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Jimmy: SEE? 45 00:03:16,563 --> 00:03:19,432 TOLD YOU A LITTLE. [ LAUGHTER ] IN FACT, THE NFL HAS ALREADY 46 00:03:19,432 --> 00:03:21,534 REPLACED THEM WITH A NEW SPONSOR, AND I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT THIS 47 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:26,272 YEAR CHECK OUT THIS COMMERCIAL I SAW. 48 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:30,677 YOU LIKE THE SUPER BOWL BUT CAN'T STAND PEPSI? WELL, PEP SEE YA LATER 49 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:32,312 [ BLEEP BECAUSE THIS YEAR'S HALFTIME SHOW IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY 50 00:03:32,312 --> 00:03:37,350 MOUNTAIN DEW FLAMIN' HOT, THE ONLY DRINK THAT TORCHES YOUR INSIDES. 51 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:40,620 WOO. MOVE OVER, LEFT SHARK. TAKE THE WEEKEND THE WEEKND. 52 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:44,758 BECAUSE WE GOT P.O.D. PLAYING THEIR ENTIRE DISCOGRAPHY YOU LIKE CHEERLEADERS? 53 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:48,495 TOO BAD. WE REPLACED THEM WITH JUGGALOS THEY DON'T LIKE SPORTS, BUT 54 00:03:48,495 --> 00:03:51,931 THEY DO HAVE A LOT OF QUESTIONS ABOUT MAGNETS. EVER WANTED TO SEE A TATTOOED 55 00:03:51,931 --> 00:03:56,469 ADAM LEVINE PLAY QUARTERBACK FOR THE TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS WELL, BUCKLE UP. 56 00:03:56,469 --> 00:03:58,972 [ BLEEP BECAUSE THAT [ BLEEP ] IS HAPPENING. 57 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:01,941 AND WE DID NOT PREPARE HIM AND STAY TUNED FOR THE END OF THE GAME 58 00:04:01,941 --> 00:04:04,344 WE AIN'T DUMPING GATORADE ON THE COACH. [ BUZZER ] 59 00:04:04,344 --> 00:04:06,079 HIS ASS IS GETTING DOUSED IN MOUNTAIN DEW FLAMIN' HOT, AND HE WILL NEED TO GO TO THE 60 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:10,684 HOSPITAL [ AMBULANCE SIRENS ] IT'S THE MOUNTAIN DEW FLAMIN' 61 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:13,753 HOT HALFTIME SHOW. WE WOULDN'T HAVE PUT US IN CHARGE EITHER. 62 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:19,759 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT LOOKS PRETTY GOOD 63 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:22,062 >> Steve: THAT LOOKS A LOT DIFFERENT. >> Jimmy: LOOKS PRETTY GOOD. 64 00:04:22,062 --> 00:04:25,331 WELL, GUYS, "TOP GUN: MAVERICK" IS OUT THIS WEEKEND. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 65 00:04:25,331 --> 00:04:30,570 BIG, BIG, BIG MOVIE. MOVIE OF THE SUMMER. AND GET THIS, I READ THAT 66 00:04:30,570 --> 00:04:32,339 TOM CRUISE ACTUALLY GOES TO SEE ALL OF HIS NEW MOVIES IN THEATERS, IN DISGUISE, JUST TO 67 00:04:32,339 --> 00:04:37,777 SEE HOW THE AUDIENCE REACTS. [ LAUGHTER ] I THINK THAT'S PRETTY COOL 68 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:41,081 I WONDER IF HE'S THE ONLY BIG STAR WHO DOES THAT >> Jimmy: YEAH, GUESS WE'LL 69 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:45,085 NEVER KNOW >> Jimmy: I'M SORRY. WHO SAID THAT? 70 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:49,589 >> Jimmy: NOBODY NOW YOU GET BACK IN THERE AND KICK THE SHOW'S ASS. 71 00:04:49,589 --> 00:05:01,301 >> Jimmy: AH [ LAUGHTER ] WEIRD. 72 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:04,671 I FEEL LIKE I KNOW THAT GUY. [ LAUGHTER ] * IT'S LIKE 73 00:05:04,671 --> 00:05:09,175 YOU'RE MY MIRROR OH-OH MY MIRROR STARIN BACK AT ME OH-OH * 74 00:05:09,175 --> 00:05:13,313 * I COULDN'T GE ANY BIGGER OH-OH WITH ANYONE ELSE 75 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:16,483 BESIDE ME * >> Jimmy: OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH. 76 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:25,458 THAT'S ENOUGH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SOME BIG TV NEWS 77 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:30,930 SEASON FOUR OF "STRANGER THINGS" IS OUT TODAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 78 00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:33,867 THAT'S RIGHT IN THIS SEASON, THE GANG TRIES TO SOLVE THE BIG MYSTERY OF WHY 79 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:37,470 THEY DON'T JUST MOVE THE HELL OUT OF THAT TOWN MEANWHILE, THE NEW 80 00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:44,244 "OBI-WAN KENOBI" SERIES JUST PREMIERED ON DISNEY PLUS THAT'S RIGHT 81 00:05:44,244 --> 00:05:48,515 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OBI-WAN KENOBI GOT A SPIN-OFF WHILE JAR JAR BINKS IS WAITING 82 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:51,918 BY THE PHONE LIKE, "ANY MINUTE NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 83 00:05:51,918 --> 00:05:54,754 WELL, GUYS, IT'S FRIDAY AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS GET LOUD BECAUSE IT'S TIME FOR 84 00:05:54,754 --> 00:05:59,426 KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS GET LOUD BECAUSE IT'S TIME FOR "FISH REACTIONS. 85 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:01,027 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 86 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:14,107 >> FISH REACTIONS. FISH REACTIONS * 87 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:17,577 >> ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN. * >> AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR "FISH 88 00:06:17,577 --> 00:06:25,151 REACTIONS. [ GLASS SHATTERING ] >> Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT 89 00:06:25,151 --> 00:06:29,289 OUR -- LET'S TAKE A -- [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS -- 90 00:06:29,289 --> 00:06:31,758 >> Steve: OH, MY GOD [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT 91 00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:34,761 OUR -- [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT OUR FIRST 92 00:06:34,761 --> 00:06:39,966 FISH THERE IT IS. THIS GUY -- THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE 93 00:06:39,966 --> 00:06:44,704 HE JUST WALKED IN ON HIS PARENTS SPAWNING [ LAUGHTER ] 94 00:06:44,704 --> 00:06:46,106 PARENTS SPAWNING [ LAUGHTER ] THIS HAS BEEN "FISH REACTIONS. 95 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:51,911 >> FISH REACTIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 96 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:57,617 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, COSTCO HAS CONFIRMED THAT DESPITE 97 00:06:57,617 --> 00:07:01,755 INFLATION, THEY WILL NOT RAISE THE PRICE OF THEIR $1.50 HOT DOG AND SODA COMBINATION 98 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:08,762 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALTHOUGH IT'S A LITTLE CONCERNING WHEN THE PRICE OF 99 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:12,799 MEAT IS GOING UP BUT COSTCO IS LIKE, "NOT A PROBLEM." [ LAUGHTER ] 100 00:07:12,799 --> 00:07:19,039 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW JOSH CHARLES IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 101 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:22,409 FROM THE NEW MOVIE, "TOP GUN: MAVERICK," BASHIR SALAHUDDIN IS HERE 102 00:07:22,409 --> 00:07:26,680 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM ONEREPUBLIC. 103 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:31,284 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON, LET'S GO WRITE SOME THANK YOU NOTES. 104 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:43,730 COME ON, LET'S DO IT * TODAY IS FRIDAY. 105 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:46,466 I CALL IT "FRI-YAY." >> Steve: "FRI-YAY." >> Jimmy: YEAH 106 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,435 I CALL IT "FRI-FRI," BUT EITHER WAY, I ALWAYS HAVE TO WRITE -- I HAVE TO CATCH UP ON SOME 107 00:07:48,435 --> 00:07:52,072 PERSONAL STUFF I HAVE TO WRITE OUT SOME "THANK YOU NOTES. 108 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:54,441 SO RIGHT NOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND, CAN I WRITE THEM OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SHOW 109 00:07:54,441 --> 00:08:00,246 I'M SORRY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JAMES, CAN I -- CAN I GET SOME 110 00:08:00,246 --> 00:08:02,315 THANK YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE * 111 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:04,617 >> Jimmy: OH, HE IS READY FOR THE WEEKEND. >> Steve: OH, MAN. 112 00:08:04,617 --> 00:08:07,220 >> Jimmy: HE'S READY FOR THE WEEKEND. >> Steve: MR. FRIDAY NIGHT 113 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:11,057 >> Jimmy: NO TIE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: THAT'S HOW YOU GET 114 00:08:11,057 --> 00:08:13,693 READY FOR THE WEEKEND? >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE TAKES HIS TIE OFF AND JUST GOES FOR IT, 115 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:17,397 MAN. [ LAUGHTER ] * 116 00:08:17,397 --> 00:08:20,667 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, INDY 500 DRIVERS FOR DRINKING MILK AFTER THE RACE, WHICH THANKS TO 117 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:26,272 INFLATION, IS BASICALLY CHAMPAGNE. SO THERE YOU GO -- YEAH. 118 00:08:26,272 --> 00:08:34,080 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, AMERICAN 119 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:39,486 FLAG TOOTHPICKS, FOR MAKING IT LOOK LIKE THE MOON LANDING HAPPENED ON MY HAMBURGER 120 00:08:39,486 --> 00:08:45,925 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S ONE SMALL - >> Steve: BUN FOR MAN. 121 00:08:45,925 --> 00:08:48,661 * [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, THE SERIES 122 00:08:48,661 --> 00:08:56,770 FINALE OF "THIS IS US," FOR NOT BEING CALLED "THAT WAS WE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 123 00:08:56,770 --> 00:09:03,076 THAT WAS -- THAT WAS - * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, WHITE 124 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:04,878 CLAWS' NEW LINE OF DRINKS CALLED "WHITE CLAW REFRSHRS," FOR BEING LOW IN CALORIES, 125 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:19,159 CARBS, AND VOWELS, APPARENTLY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 126 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:24,097 THANK YOU, GRADUATION CAPS AND DUNCE CAPS, FOR MEASURING INTELLIGENCE BY HAT POINTINESS 127 00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:34,674 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DUNCE CAPS [ LAUGHTER ] 128 00:09:34,674 --> 00:09:37,377 * THANK YOU, CROQUET MALLETS, FOR SHOWING ME WHAT IT WOULD LOOK 129 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:46,286 LIKE IF THOR JOINED A COUNTRY CLUB [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 130 00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:49,055 * [ LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU, BACKYARD BARBECUES, 131 00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:54,160 FOR BEING LIKE THE MET GALA OF DADS WEARING APRONS. THERE YOU GO 132 00:09:54,160 --> 00:10:01,868 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * THANK YOU, CROSSWALK TIMER, FOR 133 00:10:01,868 --> 00:10:07,140 LOOKING LIKE A COUNTDOWN TO A HIGH FIVE. THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY 134 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:10,210 THOSE ARE OUR THANK YOU NOTES. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE FIRST ANNUAL "TONIGHT SHOW HOT 135 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:15,015 DOG OFF" WHAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 136 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:25,191 * >> Jimmy: THEN, I PUT A LITTLE SPAGHETTIOs. 137 00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:29,896 AND THEN TO FINISH IT OFF, AND ENSURE THE WIN, CRUSHED DORITOS. 138 00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:32,766 >> Tariq: SECRET WEAPON, SOME EDIBLE FLOWERS >> Jimmy: WHAT'S WRONG WITH 139 00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:36,436 YOU, MAN >> Tariq: JIMMY, THIS ISN'T THE COSTCO $1.50 DOG AND A SODA. 140 00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:52,786 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW EVERYBODY 141 00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:55,522 IN CELEBRATION OF MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND AND THE START OF SUMMER GRILLING SEASON, TARIQ AND I 142 00:10:55,522 --> 00:11:00,060 ARE GOING TO HAVE A FRIENDLY COMPETITION. IT IS TIME FOR THE FIRST ANNUAL 143 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:03,363 COMPETITION. IT IS TIME FOR THE FIRST ANNUAL "TONIGHT SHOW HOT DOG OFF. 144 00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:06,066 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * HOT DOG ON THE GRIL 145 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:14,307 HOT DOG ON THE GRILL * >> Jimmy: THE RULES ARE VERY SIMPLE 146 00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:17,610 WE'LL EACH ASSEMBLE THE PERFECT SUMMER HOT DOG WE GET TO THE PICK BUN, 147 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:21,648 TOPPINGS, AND SAUCES WHOEVER MAKES THE MOST DELICIOUS ONE IS THE WIENER. 148 00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:25,919 HA-HA. [ LAUGHTER ] MOST IMPORTANTLY THEY GET THEIR 149 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:31,157 NAME ENGRAVED ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW" GOLDEN HOT DOG TROPHY. WHERE IS IT? 150 00:11:31,157 --> 00:11:35,195 [ AUDIENCE OOHS Jimmy: WOW UNBELIEVABLE 151 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:37,831 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU READY FOR THIS, TARIQ? >> Tariq: WHATEVER 152 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:40,567 >> Jimmy: YEAH ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. [ LAUGHTER ] 153 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:44,270 BUT FIRST LET'S MEET OUR JUDGES TO DECIDE THE WINNING HOT DOG. WE HAVE SOME VERY SPECIAL 154 00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:46,906 GUESTS PLEASE WELCOME THE CAST OF "THE KIDS TONIGHT SHOW," 155 00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:53,646 RECKER EANS, DYLAN GILMER, MYKAL-MICHELLE HARRIS AND OLIVIA PEREZ 156 00:11:54,614 --> 00:12:03,957 * >> Jimmy: COME ON, BUDDY GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS 157 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:06,926 COME ON, PAL >> GOOD TO SEE YOU, TOO. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING 158 00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:08,661 HERE NOW WHAT ARE YOUR QUALIFICATIONS FOR BEING THE 159 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:13,133 JUDGES OF A HOT DOG COMPETITION? >> WELL I FEEL LIKE -- 160 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:15,068 >> WELL, YOU KNOW -- I WOULD SAY THAT, YOU KNOW, MY TASTE BUDS REALLY CRADLE THE HOT DOG 161 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:21,941 AND SO IT MAKES ME PERFECT FOR THE HOT DOG EATING CONTEST >> AND I'M AN 11-YEAR-OLD KID 162 00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:28,348 AND I'M GROWING SO -- I MEAN, WHO DOESN'T LOVE A HOT DOG >> FACTS 163 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:31,184 I MEAN, COME ON. >> Jimmy: OKAY, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 164 00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:32,886 [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT. WELL, TO BE SURE IT IS A FAIR 165 00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,688 AND BALANCED CONTEST, JUDGES PLEASE LEAVE THE STUDIO AND HEAD OVER TO THE ISOLATION 166 00:12:34,688 --> 00:12:39,092 ROOM IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE. * 167 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:45,298 >> SCARY >> RIGHT * 168 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:49,769 >> WHOA. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. JUDGES, MAKE SURE YOU PUT ON 169 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:57,644 THE DOMES OF SILENCE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OKAY, THERE YOU GO 170 00:12:57,644 --> 00:13:01,047 NOW, THEY CANNOT SEE OR HEAR WHAT WE'RE ABOUT TO DO NOW, I THOUGHT A LOT ABOUT THIS 171 00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:05,185 RECIPE I WILL MAKE MINE FIRST OKAY 172 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:09,889 THIS ONE IS -- I THINK I'M GOING TO WIN I'M CALLING THIS ONE THE 173 00:13:09,889 --> 00:13:18,965 "SUMMER VACATION DOG." [ APPLAUSE ] DOG DAY AFTERNOON. 174 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:22,669 HOT DOG DAY AFTERNOON. IN THE SUMMERTIME YOU WANT A A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING, 175 00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:25,071 RIGHT? OH, GEEZ SOMETHING IS BURNING 176 00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:28,675 HERE'S WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. I CUT MY HOT DOG IN HALF, RIGHT? 177 00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:30,977 LOOK AT THIS YEAH COMPLETELY IN HALF, RIGHT? 178 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:36,082 NOW I'M GOING TO BOIL ONE IN ZERO POINT ZERO NONALCOHOLIC BEER 179 00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:38,184 YEAH NO ALCOHOL SO I'M BOILING THAT ONE. 180 00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:42,088 THAT'S BOILED. THE OTHER ONE I'M GOING TO FRY IN OIL AND BUTTER. 181 00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:44,424 SO, LOOK THAT'S FRYING UP RIGHT THERE TARIQ YOU GETTING NERVOUS 182 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,493 ALREADY, BUD >> Tariq: I'M VERY NERVOUS >> Jimmy: YEAH 183 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:50,230 LOOK AT THAT YOU WANT TO GET NICE LITTLE SIZZLE ON THERE, OKAY? 184 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:54,100 SO ONCE THAT'S DONE, YOU GOT THE BOIL PART. YOU PUT THE BOIL PART IN, 185 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:58,405 RIGHT? THEN YOU PUT THE FRIED PART IN IT'S GOING TO LOOK LIKE THAT 186 00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:01,808 OKAY THEN I PUT A LITTLE SPAGHETTI-Os 187 00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:06,613 [ AUDIENCE OOHS NOW, I WOULD WARM THE SPAGHETTI-Os UP MYSELF 188 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:11,084 SO I WOULD PUT THAT IN THE PAN AND WARM IT UP A LITTLE BIT. [ LAUGHTER ] 189 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:17,057 YOU KNOW IT'S READY WHEN IT STARTS TO SPIT BACK. [ LAUGHTER ] 190 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:19,392 SO YOU PUT LITTLE SPAGHETTI-Os ON THERE, RIGHT? OH, YEAH 191 00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:25,098 PUT A LITTLE MUSTARD ON THERE AS WELL. A LITTLE MUSTARD 192 00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:30,437 AND THEN SPAGHETTI-Os, RIGHT AND THEN TO FINISH IT OFF, AND ENSURE OF THE WIN, CRUSHED 193 00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:34,474 DORITOS. [ CHEERS ] LOOK AT THIS 194 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:37,110 ALL RIGHT. SO LOOK. CRUSH 'EM. 195 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,179 CRUSH 'EM. MAKE SURE THEY'RE ON TOP RIGHT THERE. 196 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,815 THERE YOU GO THIS IS IT MY HOT DOG 197 00:14:41,815 --> 00:14:49,122 THE "SUMMER VACATION DOG" RIGHT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 198 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,224 >> Tariq: THAT'S ALL WELL AND GOOD, JIMMY, BUT I THINK I'VE GOT THIS ONE IN THE BAG WITH 199 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:58,865 THE "BOSS DOG. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD NAME 200 00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:04,337 >> Tariq: FIRST, I'M GOING TO FRY UP MY KOBE BEEF HOT DOG. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE SO FANCY. 201 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:07,040 KOBE BEEF. >> Tariq: YEAH >> Jimmy: YUP, KIDS LOVE KOBE 202 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:11,878 BEEF >> Tariq: WHILE THAT'S COOKING UP, I'M GOING TO ADD A LITTLE 203 00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:17,350 SAUERKRAUT >> Jimmy: SAUERKRAUT >> Tariq: A LITTLE BIT 204 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:19,085 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. I'M JUST SAYING MAN, YOUR KIDS LIKE SAUERKRAUT? 205 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:23,556 >> Tariq: MY KIDS LOVE SAUERKRAUT, JIMMY. MY KIDS HAVE, YOU KNOW, 206 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:27,927 A HIGHLY DEVELOPED PALATE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 207 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,896 >> Tariq: OKAY >> Jimmy: OKAY SAUERKRAUT FIRST 208 00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:32,265 >> Tariq: LITTLE KRAUT >> Jimmy: YEP. >> Tariq: DON'T WANT THE KRAUT 209 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:35,368 TO BE DRY. HIT IT WITH A LITTLE RELISH TO SWEETEN IT UP. 210 00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:40,640 SWEETEN THE POT A LITTLE RELISH >> Jimmy: WHAT SAUERKRAUT IS 211 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,575 DRY? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: OKAY 212 00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:45,078 I'M GOING TO FLIP THIS GUY >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S ABOUT TIME 213 00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:47,947 >> Tariq: GET A LITTLE SEAR ON THERE. >> Jimmy: MMM. 214 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:51,217 >> Tariq: OKAY, BUT I GOT ONE THAT'S DONE ALREADY SO >> Jimmy: WE BOTH DECIDED TO 215 00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:53,620 BUTTERFLY THOSE DOGS >> Tariq: I KNOW, RIGHT? BUT YOU CUT YOURS IN HALF 216 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,089 COMPLETELY >> Jimmy: COMPLETELY YEAH 217 00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:58,224 NEVER BEEN DONE. >> Tariq: MINE IS JUST -- MINE IS BUTTERFLIED SO I AM ABLE TO 218 00:15:58,224 --> 00:16:02,829 SORT OF NESTLE MORE INGREDIENTS INTO THE CUT, INTO THE LITTLE CREVASSE 219 00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:05,098 >> Jimmy: UH-HUH LIKE, SOME DORITOS OR SOMETHING? 220 00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:08,134 >> Tariq: NO, NO NO DORITOS I'M GOING TO DO STANDARD LITTLE 221 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:11,671 MUSTARD. >> Jimmy: YEP. >> Tariq: KEEP IT OLD SCHOOL 222 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:14,507 >> Jimmy: OKAY GOOD, GOOD, GOOD >> Tariq: SECRET WEAPON. 223 00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:18,445 A LITTLE TRUFFLE OIL [ AUDIENCE OOHS RIGHT? 224 00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:20,313 >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, MAN TRUFFLE OIL? 225 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:23,216 THE KIDS ARE GOING TO FREAK OUT. >> Tariq: I'M GOING TO DO SOME 226 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:27,053 EDIBLE FLOWERS >> Jimmy: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, MAN 227 00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:33,093 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Tariq: LOOK, JIMMY -- >> Jimmy: WHAT'S WRONG WITH 228 00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:35,061 YOU, DUDE? >> Tariq: JIMMY, THIS ISN'T THE COSTCO BUCK 50 DOG AND A SODA. 229 00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:42,602 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M GOING TO TOP IT WITH A 230 00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:45,572 A LITTLE GOLD LEAF >> Jimmy: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 231 00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:48,174 GOLD LEAF? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: YES. 232 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:51,077 THIS IS A DECADENT DOG, SON. >> Jimmy: AS A DECADENT DOG YOU THINK KIDS ARE GOING TO LIKE 233 00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:53,213 THIS >> Tariq: THEY'RE GONNA LOVE IT 234 00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:56,383 >> Jimmy: OKAY WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS AGAIN? >> Tariq: THIS IS THE "BOSS 235 00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,251 DOG. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. I LIKE THE "BOSS DOG." 236 00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:00,653 THERE YOU GO THERE IT IS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 237 00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:03,590 ALL RIGHT. THERE THEY ARE NEXT TO EACH OTHER. 238 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:08,028 OUR TWO HOT DOGS OKAY, NOW THIS IS GOING TO BE A TOUGH DECISION 239 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:15,502 THE JUDGES MAY NOW EXIT THE ISOLATION ROOM AND TAKE THEIR PLACE AT THE JUDGES' TABLE 240 00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:20,640 * ALL RIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 241 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,143 >> HELLO >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, JUDGES. ALL RIGHT. 242 00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:27,414 NOW, IT IS NOW TIME TO TRY THE HOT DOGS >> OH. 243 00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:30,717 >> Jimmy: WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. RECKER, WE'LL START WITH YOU 244 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:34,621 >> OH, MY GOSH >> ARE THOSE LIKE MAC AND CHEESE 245 00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:36,823 IS THAT MAC AND CHEESE OKAY >> HERE WE GO. 246 00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:40,860 >> OKAY. >> OKAY. >> HOW IS IT 247 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:45,265 >> IS IT GOOD? >> IT'S LIKE OKAY. IT DOESN'T HAVE MUCH FLAVOR 248 00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:47,634 THOUGH >> DANG. [ AUDIENCE OOHS 249 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,836 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I AGREE. I AGREE. I HEAR YOU 250 00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:52,439 I HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. GOT TO BE HONEST >> Tariq: YOU'RE RIGHT 251 00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:57,077 >> Jimmy: GOTTA BE HONEST. IT'S UP TO YOU, BUD. >> ALL RIGHT 252 00:17:57,077 --> 00:18:00,447 SO I LIKE THE CONSISTENCY. THE BUN IS REALLY SOFT [ LAUGHTER ] 253 00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:03,049 >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY MAN. >> OKAY. I'M GONNA PUT SOME KETCHUP ON 254 00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:06,219 THERE. ALL RIGHT. >> NICE KETCHUP. 255 00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:08,021 >> OKAY. OKAY >> OKAY, OKAY. 256 00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:11,358 OH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: GET A REAL BITE. 257 00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:15,028 >> MM-MM >> OH, THAT LOOKS MESSY. >> OH. 258 00:18:15,028 --> 00:18:18,465 >> ALL RIGHT >> OKAY. >> Tariq: YOU DON'T LIKE IT? 259 00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:21,101 >> OKAY. ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] 260 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:26,039 IT'S NOT - I'M SCARED NOW >> Tariq: OH, MAN. 261 00:18:26,039 --> 00:18:28,308 >> I'M SCARED NOW. >> Jimmy: MYKAL-MICHELLE, DON'T BE SCARED. 262 00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,510 GO FOR IT. MYKAL-MICHELLE, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT. 263 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:33,213 >> WHOEVER MADE THIS, IT'S LIKE A KID. 'CAUSE IT'S LIKE DORITOS ALL 264 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:35,415 OVER IT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: MYKAL-MICHELLE, DON'T 265 00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:37,817 YOU LIKE KETCHUP >> IT'S LIKE SOMEONE MY AGE MADE IT. 266 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:42,422 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: GET A BIG BITE >> OH, WOW 267 00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:46,059 OH, YEAH >> OH, THAT AFTERTASTE I'M LOVING 268 00:18:46,059 --> 00:18:49,963 I FEEL LIKE THE MUSTARD GIVES IT ZING. >> MMM 269 00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:54,868 >> PRETTY GOOD DO YOU LIKE IT >> IT'S LIKE -- OH, OKAY 270 00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:59,339 HOLD ON. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OLIVIA, GO FOR IT. 271 00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:02,542 TELL ME WHAT DO YOU THINK. >> OKAY. WOW, THE LOOKS LOOK VERY 272 00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:11,718 INTERESTING. WOW. >> KINDERGARTEN. 273 00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:15,522 >> YEAH, YOU CAN TELL. SHE DON'T LIKE THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 274 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:17,624 >> I LIKE HOW WE'RE ALL AGREEING ON THIS >> WOW 275 00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:20,360 >> Jimmy: YOU CAN SPIT IT IN SOMETHING IF YOU WANT. >> THAT IS AN "A" FOR EFFORT 276 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,629 >> Jimmy: THAT'S AN "A" FOR EFFORT >> "A" FOR EFFORT. 277 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:25,699 >> Jimmy: NOT BAD. >> "A" FOR EFFORT. >> Tariq: THANK YOU, THANK YOU, 278 00:19:25,699 --> 00:19:29,302 THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: NOW LET'S PLEASE TRY HOT DOG NUMBER TWO 279 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:33,673 >> WAIT, WHY IS THERE LIKE GOLD >> ARE THESE CANDY WRAPPERS? 280 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:40,780 >> THIS IS LIKE MR. GORDON RAMSEY LIKE - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 281 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:48,655 >> OH, OKAY. THAT'S A GOOD SIGN >> THAT'S WAY MORE FLAVOR BUT 282 00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:53,893 I'M -- THE TEXTURE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU PUT ON THIS, BUT ALL RIGHT 283 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:56,963 >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE REVIEW. ALL RIGHT. >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 284 00:19:56,963 --> 00:20:01,234 >> OKAY. BUN IS REALLY HARD ON THIS ONE OKAY, I'M NOT LIKING THAT. 285 00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:03,303 IT'S CRISPY. FLAT OKAY 286 00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:05,605 I'LL GIVE YOU "A" FOR THE DESIGN YOU KNOW, THE GOLD, YOU KNOW IT 287 00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:11,611 DEFINITELY MATCHES MY STYLE. >> PRESENTATION IS EVERYTHING. [ LAUGHTER ] 288 00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,480 >> IT MATCHES MY STYLE I'M LOVING IT HERE OKAY 289 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,782 >> OH. >> THAT WAS A BIG BITE >> WHOA. 290 00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:19,152 >> WHOA. >> YOU'RE A TOTAL LIKE HOT DOG FELL OUT 291 00:20:19,152 --> 00:20:22,122 >> YEAH, I'M NOT LIKING IT, YOU KNOW >> THIS BUN FEELS LIKE IT'S 292 00:20:22,122 --> 00:20:26,693 LIKE A PRETZEL BUN IT FEELS REALLY GOOD >> OH. 293 00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:38,405 >> LET'S SEE >> OH, WHOA. A BIG BITE THERE 294 00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:40,807 >> Jimmy: IT GOES IN YOU MOUTH PRETTY EASILY. YOU CAN EAT IT PRETTY EASILY, 295 00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:44,511 YEAH YEAH OF COURSE >> I TASTE SWEETNESS 296 00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:48,782 IT'S LIKE VERY SWEET VERY SWEET >> I LOVE IT 297 00:20:48,782 --> 00:20:50,750 >> YEAH. >> KIND OF TASTES LIKE CANDY A A LITTLE BIT 298 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:55,889 >> OH, OKAY. >> THE GOLD ALSO GIVES IT KIND OF A CRUNCH. 299 00:20:55,889 --> 00:20:59,059 >> Tariq: OKAY >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. OLIVIA, IT'S DOWN TO YOU 300 00:20:59,059 --> 00:21:02,662 LET'S SEE WHAT YOU THINK >> THE VISUAL, I LOVE HOW THIS PERSON PAID ATTENTION TO THE 301 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:09,069 BUN. IT'S LIKE PERFECTLY COOKED LOVE THAT. 302 00:21:09,069 --> 00:21:11,304 >> OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ] SO WE GOT SOME FLOWERS - 303 00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:15,775 >> Tariq: OLIVIA, THAT KID, SHE KNOWS HER STUFF. >> - GOLD. 304 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:19,813 >> OH, WOW [ LAUGHTER ] >> WOW 305 00:21:19,813 --> 00:21:24,951 THAT WAS INTERESTING >> THOSE GOLD FLAKES, THEY WERE A LITTLE SALTY 306 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:27,487 >> Jimmy: TOO MUCH FLAVOR, ALL RIGHT. >> YEAH. 307 00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:29,756 >> Tariq: YOU'D RATHER HAVE TOO MUCH FLAVOR THOUGH THAN NO FLAVOR 308 00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:34,461 >> Jimmy: YOU NEVER KNOW >> THE SECOND ONE HAS WAY MORE FLAVOR 309 00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:36,563 I LIKE THAT. >> BUT LIKE YOU'RE DOING MUCH THOUGH 310 00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:38,298 YOU KNOW >> Tariq: YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH 311 00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:40,367 [ LAUGHTER ] SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO SLOW DOWN >> MAYBE TRYING A LITTLE TOO 312 00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:42,902 HARD TRYING A LITTLE TOO HARD >> Tariq: IF ANY HOT DOG WAS 313 00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:46,506 DOING TOO MUCH, IT'S PROBABLY THE ONE WITH THE SPAGHETTI-Os ON IT. 314 00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:50,877 >> I FEEL LIKE THE SPAGHETTI-Os WASN'T HITTING [ LAUGHTER ] 315 00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:53,380 >> Jimmy: PLEASE WRITE DOWN YOUR CONSENSUS ON THAT WAS IT HOT DOG NUMBER ONE? 316 00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:56,116 DON'T SHOW US. OR HOT DOG NUMBER TWO. >> HUDDLE, HUDDLE. 317 00:21:56,116 --> 00:22:00,720 >> Jimmy: AND THEN PUT THE BALLOT TO THE OFFICIAL "TONIGHT SHOW HOT DOG OFF" BALLOT BOX 318 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:05,091 IS IT HOT DOG NUMBER ONE OR HOT DOG NUMBER TWO >> OKAY. 319 00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:07,360 OKAY OKAY >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 320 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:10,063 VERY GOOD. >> LOCK IT >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH 321 00:22:10,063 --> 00:22:13,166 PUT THE STRAIGHTJACKET ON IT >> LET ME HELP LET ME HELP. 322 00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:16,770 >> Jimmy: LOCK IT. AND PUT THE CAGE OVER IT SO NOW IT IS LOCKED. 323 00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:20,540 NO ONE -- IT'S SECURELY LOCKED IN THAT BALLOT BOX >> NO ONE CAN SEE WHAT WE JUST 324 00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:23,543 DID. >> Jimmy: NOW LET'S REVEAL WHAT'S IN THE BOX. 325 00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:27,147 TAKE IT BACK OUT YEAH, TAKE THE CAGE OFF. [ LAUGHTER ] 326 00:22:27,147 --> 00:22:29,115 TAKE THE CAGE OFF. SORRY ABOUT THAT APOLOGIZE. 327 00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:31,851 WE WENT TOO HARD WE WENT TOO HARD YEAH, IT JUST OPENS. 328 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:33,953 YEAH, ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO >> Tariq: OKAY 329 00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:36,356 [ DRUMROLL ] >> Jimmy: THE WINNER IS. THE WEINER IS -- 330 00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:50,236 >> NUMBER ONE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 331 00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:52,972 >> Jimmy: CONGRATS TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW HOT DOG OFF" CHAMPION 332 00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:57,010 ME YOU ARE THE BEST JUDGES. THANKS AGAIN TO OUR VERY 333 00:22:57,010 --> 00:23:02,248 SPECIAL JUDGES WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK EVERYBODY! COME BACK, MORE TONIGHT SHOW 334 00:23:02,248 --> 00:23:09,889 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: FROM YOUR HOUSE. 335 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:12,859 >> THIS IS FROM MY HOUSE MY DAD HAD ONE AND WHEN I WAS IN BALTIMORE I WAS LIKE -- I 336 00:23:12,859 --> 00:23:14,761 THINK I HAD LIKE SIX SNOWBALLS ONE NIGHT. I WAS LIKE, "I THINK I NEED TO 337 00:23:14,761 --> 00:23:18,098 GET ONE OF THESE FOR MY APARTMENT. >> Jimmy: YEAH 338 00:23:18,098 --> 00:23:20,400 >> SO I HAVE ONE >> Jimmy: BEFORE YOU HAD KIDS. >> THIS IS -- NO, THIS IS 339 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:33,546 YESTERDAY. >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN EMMY-NOMINATED ACTOR WHO STARS 340 00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:38,518 IN THE HIT SERIES "WE OWN THIS CITY." THE FINALE AIRS THIS MONDAY ON 341 00:23:38,518 --> 00:23:43,289 THE FINALE AIRS THIS MONDAY ON HBO. PLEASE WELCOME, JOSH CHARLES 342 00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:48,361 * 343 00:23:48,361 --> 00:24:02,442 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, COME ON, BUDDY 344 00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:05,679 JOSH, WELCOME BACK IT IS ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE YOU. YOU KNOW I LOVE WHEN YOU COME 345 00:24:05,679 --> 00:24:07,781 ON >> IT'S GOOD TO BE HERE. >> Jimmy: HOW'S THE KIDS, HOW'S 346 00:24:07,781 --> 00:24:10,550 THE FAMILY >> THERE -- THERE'S SO MANY THINGS THEY'RE INTO. 347 00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:12,952 MY DAUGHTER IS 3 1/2, MY SON IS 7 1/2. SO, HE IS VERY MUCH INTO 348 00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:17,223 MINECRAFT AND, YOU KNOW -- >> Jimmy: YES. >> POKEMON, I'M SURE, RIGHT? 349 00:24:17,223 --> 00:24:20,727 I HEAR THE MOANS I HEAR THE MOANS [ SCATTERED APPLAUSE ] 350 00:24:20,727 --> 00:24:22,562 NO, I -- I WAS TELLING SOMEONE THE OTHER DAY -- I WAS SAYING, YOU KNOW, SOME OF THE BEST 351 00:24:22,562 --> 00:24:25,732 ACTING I'VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE - I MEAN, I'M TALKING ABOUT 352 00:24:25,732 --> 00:24:28,635 ACADEMY AWARD STYLE -- >> Jimmy: YEAH >> -- IS PRETENDING TO MY SON 353 00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:32,639 THAT I UNDERSTAND WHAT POKEMON'S ABOUT. [ LAUGHTER ] 354 00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:35,909 NO, I'M SERIOUS. LIKE WE HAVE CONVERSATIONS ABOUT IT AND I'M LIKE, 355 00:24:35,909 --> 00:24:40,280 "REALLY? [ LAUGHTER ] SO THAT -- "AND HOW MANY POINTS 356 00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:44,551 IS THAT ONE WORTH? OH, OKAY COOL." 357 00:24:44,551 --> 00:24:46,853 BY THE WAY, I MEAN, I CAN SAY THIS BECAUSE HE'S NOT GOING TO SEE THE SHOW 358 00:24:46,853 --> 00:24:49,255 I DON'T THINK HE KNOWS WHAT THE HELL IT'S ABOUT EITHER [ LAUGHTER ] 359 00:24:49,255 --> 00:24:51,324 >> Jimmy: NO ONE KNOWS THE POINTS HOW DO YOU EVEN GET POINTS 360 00:24:51,324 --> 00:24:52,859 >> NO, HIS WHOLE THING IS ALWAYS LIKE, "OH, THAT'S A FAKE CARD." 361 00:24:52,859 --> 00:24:55,595 I'M LIKE, "THEY'RE REALLY IN." HE'S LIKE, "NO." I'M LIKE, "HOW CAN YOU TELL 362 00:24:55,595 --> 00:24:58,631 IT'S A FAKE? HE'S LIKE, "DUDE, YOU RIP IT AND YOU CAN TELL 363 00:24:58,631 --> 00:25:02,035 LIKE THE PAPER." I'M LIKE, "I DIDN'T BUY YOU A FAKE CARD. 364 00:25:02,035 --> 00:25:04,704 WHERE DID YOU GET A FAKE CARD FROM?" >> Jimmy: I WANTED YOU TO COME 365 00:25:04,704 --> 00:25:06,740 ON I WANTED YOU TO BRING A BALTIMORE THING. 366 00:25:06,740 --> 00:25:09,576 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: CAUSE -- LIKE A SNACK OR SOMETHING 367 00:25:09,576 --> 00:25:11,378 >> OF COURSE >> Jimmy: YOU BROUGHT ME SOMETHING HERE TONIGHT WHICH I 368 00:25:11,378 --> 00:25:14,614 AM VERY EXCITED. CAUSE I WANT TO TALK ABOUT - >> YES 369 00:25:14,614 --> 00:25:17,450 >> Jimmy: -- YOUR NEW SERIES BUT YOU BROUGHT ME A SNOWBALL MAKER? 370 00:25:17,450 --> 00:25:19,319 >> YES THIS IS WHY -- WELL I, YOU KNOW, YOU WERE ASKING TO BRING 371 00:25:19,319 --> 00:25:24,224 SOMETHING FROM BALTIMORE AND IF I THINK ABOUT SOMETHING THAT IS UNIQUELY BALTIMORE IT'S 372 00:25:24,224 --> 00:25:27,394 A SNOWBALL >> Jimmy: OKAY >> SIMILAR TO AN ITALIAN ICE 373 00:25:27,394 --> 00:25:30,730 A LITTLE MORE GRANULAR AND -- YOU KNOW. SO, I BROUGHT SOME -- THIS IS 374 00:25:30,730 --> 00:25:36,369 MY LITTLE SNOWY MACHINE. MY LITTLE SNOWY -- SNOWY MAX >> Jimmy: THIS IS FROM YOUR 375 00:25:36,369 --> 00:25:38,138 HOUSE. >> THIS IS FROM MY HOUSE MY DAD HAD ONE AND -- WHEN I 376 00:25:38,138 --> 00:25:42,575 WAS IN BALTIMORE, I WAS LIKE -- I THINK I HAD LIKE SIX SNOWBALLS ONE NIGHT. 377 00:25:42,575 --> 00:25:44,110 I WAS LIKE, "I THINK I NEED TO GET ONE OF THESE FOR MY APARTMENT. 378 00:25:44,110 --> 00:25:48,381 SO I HAVE ONE -- >> Jimmy: BEFORE YOU HAD KIDS. >> NO, THIS IS YESTERDAY 379 00:25:48,381 --> 00:25:52,652 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THESE ARE FLAVORS FROM A A PLACE IN BALTIMORE CALLED 380 00:25:52,652 --> 00:25:56,923 KAVERN SYRUPS. AND IT'S IMPORTANT -- THE SYRUPS ARE VERY IMPORTANT 381 00:25:56,923 --> 00:26:00,026 BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY OF THAT HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP CRAP 382 00:26:00,026 --> 00:26:05,031 YOU KNOW, THESE ARE JUST PURE 100% SUGAR TO PUMP INTO YOUR VEINS. 383 00:26:05,031 --> 00:26:07,400 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OKAY QUALITY -- 384 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,903 >> JUST 100% SUGAR >> Jimmy: QUALITY SUGAR. >> BUT THE KAVERN IS THE WAY TO 385 00:26:09,903 --> 00:26:11,471 GO IF YOU'RE GOING TO GET SYRUP, KAVERN SYRUPS IN BALTIMORE, 386 00:26:11,471 --> 00:26:15,041 MARYLAND IS A GREAT PLACE. >> Jimmy: OKAY HOW DO WE DO IT? 387 00:26:15,041 --> 00:26:17,444 >> SO LET ME DO IT I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU SOME SNOWBALLS. 388 00:26:17,444 --> 00:26:21,414 >> Jimmy: I APPRECIATE THIS. >> ALL RIGHT FIRST -- I WANT TO TELL YOU 389 00:26:21,414 --> 00:26:23,783 THIS IS VERY LOUD. SO, I DON'T KNOW IF THE GUYS WANT TO -- YOU KNOW. 390 00:26:23,783 --> 00:26:26,052 >> Jimmy: NO, THEY DON'T - WE DON'T NEED TO - >> I MEAN -- YOU KNOW. 391 00:26:26,052 --> 00:26:27,487 >> Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR - I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR SHOW, 392 00:26:27,487 --> 00:26:29,656 "WE OWN THIS CITY. >> YEAH. I MEAN, IT'S -- IT IS BASED IN 393 00:26:29,656 --> 00:26:34,527 BALTIMORE. UNLIKE - [ MACHINE RUNNING 394 00:26:34,527 --> 00:26:37,897 >> Jimmy: WHAT WHAT >> YEAH, WELL, BASED IN -- 395 00:26:37,897 --> 00:26:40,633 >> Jimmy: WHERE IS IT? >> TAKES PLACE IN BALTIMORE. >> Jimmy: IN BALTIMORE 396 00:26:40,633 --> 00:26:44,671 >> YEAH, IT'S GREAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THE KIDS - KIDS HEAR THIS SOUND, THEY COME 397 00:26:44,671 --> 00:26:46,306 RUNNING. DON'T PUT YOUR FINGERS IN THERE, JOSH. 398 00:26:46,306 --> 00:26:49,476 [ LAUGHTER ] >> DUDE, YOU JUST GAVE KIDS SPAGHETTI-Os ON A DAMN HOT DOG 399 00:26:49,476 --> 00:26:53,213 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE GOING TO WORRY ABOUT MY FINGERS IN YOUR SNOWBALL 400 00:26:53,213 --> 00:26:56,149 GET OUT OF HERE, FALLON. ALL RIGHT. >> Jimmy: OKAY 401 00:26:56,149 --> 00:26:58,952 >> WHICH FLAVOR? NOW HERE, I HAVE CHERRY. I HAVE SKYLIGHT WHICH WAS MINE 402 00:26:58,952 --> 00:27:03,256 AS A KID GROWING UP AND BASICALLY I JUST CALL IT BLUE. I COULDN'T TELL YOU WHAT FLAVOR 403 00:27:03,256 --> 00:27:07,093 IT IS. SPEARMINT, FOR YOU KNOW, MAYBE FOR YOUR PARENTS 404 00:27:07,093 --> 00:27:10,597 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND THIS IS AN EGG CUSTARD, RIGHT? 405 00:27:10,597 --> 00:27:13,433 THIS IS ONE OF THE - [ AUDIENCE OOHS THANK YOU. 406 00:27:13,433 --> 00:27:15,602 THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST UNIQUE, ORIGINAL - ONE OF THE FIRST FLAVORS I 407 00:27:15,602 --> 00:27:17,737 THINK. IT WAS MADE ORIGINALLY WITH EGGS AND VANILLA AND SUGAR AND 408 00:27:17,737 --> 00:27:21,174 SYRUP. AND THIS IS A CLASSIC BALTIMORE FLAVOR 409 00:27:21,174 --> 00:27:23,910 I WOULD SUGGEST YOU TRY THIS >> Jimmy: LET'S GO WITH CHERRY >> IS THAT ALL RIGHT 410 00:27:23,910 --> 00:27:26,212 >> Jimmy: LET'S GO WITH CHERRY >> ALL RIGHT, SO - [ LAUGHTER ] 411 00:27:26,212 --> 00:27:28,615 >> Jimmy: WE'LL START WITH CHERRY - >> YOU WOULD PICK CHERRY 412 00:27:28,615 --> 00:27:30,817 >> Jimmy: WE'LL WORK OUR WAY TO THE EGG CUSTARD. >> REALLY? 413 00:27:30,817 --> 00:27:33,319 >> Jimmy: EGG CUSTARD IS WHAT YOU WANT >> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO GO WITH 414 00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:35,388 YOU WANT TO GO WITH CHERRY >> Jimmy: YOU WANT A HOT DOG OFF? 415 00:27:35,388 --> 00:27:37,057 >> YEAH. LET'S GO LET'S GO 416 00:27:37,057 --> 00:27:39,325 [ SHOUTING OVER EACH OTHER ] >> DO YOU WANT CHERRY OR WANT EGG CUSTARD? 417 00:27:39,325 --> 00:27:42,929 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. GIVE ME EGG CUSTARD, YEAH. I'LL MAKE YOU ONE. 418 00:27:42,929 --> 00:27:53,773 >> ALL RIGHT YOU MAKE ME ONE. * 419 00:27:53,773 --> 00:27:56,276 OH, I'M SCREWING IT UP THERE YOU GO >> Jimmy: OH, I SEE. 420 00:27:56,276 --> 00:27:59,446 IT'S SEEPING RIGHT IN THERE. >> YOU GET IT ALL UP IN THERE. >> Jimmy: LET ME TRY THIS. 421 00:27:59,446 --> 00:28:01,281 >> ALL RIGHT NOW HERE YOU GO. THAT'S YOURS 422 00:28:01,281 --> 00:28:04,584 >> Jimmy: BOTTOM'S UP. >> WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO? [ LAUGHTER ] 423 00:28:04,584 --> 00:28:06,786 >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE A MINT JULEP. IT'S LIKE A MINT JULEP 424 00:28:06,786 --> 00:28:13,660 IT'S LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 425 00:28:13,660 --> 00:28:15,862 THAT'S THE BEST. THAT'S THE BEST. >> THAT'S WHAT I'M TELLING YOU 426 00:28:15,862 --> 00:28:18,365 >> Jimmy: THAT IS THE BEST IT'S LIKE A CREAM SODA I LOVE THIS. 427 00:28:18,365 --> 00:28:22,202 >> GIVE ME THE DAMN THING. >> Jimmy: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR SHOW PLEASE. 428 00:28:22,202 --> 00:28:26,039 WHO DO YOU PLAY? THIS IS A TRUE STORY >> IT'S BASED ON A TRUE STORY. 429 00:28:26,039 --> 00:28:29,042 JUSTIN FENTON. AN INCREDIBLE REPORTER IN BALTIMORE. 430 00:28:29,042 --> 00:28:30,944 HE USED TO BE WITH "THE BALTIMORE SUN. NOW HE'S WITH "THE BALTIMORE 431 00:28:30,944 --> 00:28:34,414 BANNER." I HAD FOLLOWED HIS REPORTING VERY CLOSELY 432 00:28:34,414 --> 00:28:37,817 IT'S A TRUE STORY ABOUT THE GUN TRACE TASK FORCE AND CORRUPTION IN BALTIMORE POLICE DEPARTMENT 433 00:28:37,817 --> 00:28:42,088 AND DAVID SIMON AND GEORGE PELECANOS, YOU KNOW, CREATED "THE WIRE. 434 00:28:42,088 --> 00:28:44,491 >> Jimmy: "THE WIRE? NOT TOO SHABBY >> THIS IS THEIR WORLD AND THEY 435 00:28:44,491 --> 00:28:49,062 KNOW IT WELL [ APPLAUSE ] YES, THANK YOU 436 00:28:49,062 --> 00:28:54,334 AND -- YOU KNOW, UNLIKE A SNOWBALL, IT'S NOT THE MOST PLEASANT STORY ABOUT BALTIMORE 437 00:28:54,334 --> 00:28:57,203 BUT ONE THAT'S IMPORTANT TO BE TOLD AND -- YEAH IT'S ALL REAL AND IT REALLY 438 00:28:57,203 --> 00:28:59,572 HAPPENED >> Jimmy: I ALWAYS LOVE WHEN YOU COME ON AND, CONGRATS, 439 00:28:59,572 --> 00:29:07,013 YOU'RE FANTASTIC IN THIS I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE IS JOSH CHARLES IN "WE OWN 440 00:29:07,013 --> 00:29:07,747 HERE IS JOSH CHARLES IN "WE OWN THIS CITY. TAKE A LOOK. 441 00:29:08,581 --> 00:29:09,416 >> WE COULD USE YOUR INSIGHT 442 00:29:09,416 --> 00:29:11,284 >> YEAH? ABOUT WHAT >> WELL, YOU HAVE AN IMPRESSIVE 443 00:29:11,284 --> 00:29:17,824 NUMBER OF COMPLAINTS WITH I.E.D. 46 BY MY COUNT 444 00:29:17,824 --> 00:29:20,026 >> ONLY ONE SUSTAINED. >> GIVEN THE NUMBERS - >> MA'AM, YOU KNOW WITH THE 445 00:29:20,026 --> 00:29:26,666 BALTIMORE COPS YOU DON'T HAVE COMPLAINTS THAT RUIN EVERY DAY THEY SURE AS HELL AIN'T 446 00:29:26,666 --> 00:29:31,371 POLICING BECAUSE IF YOU WANT TO DO THIS JOB AND YOU'RE GOING TO GET 447 00:29:31,371 --> 00:29:35,041 COMPLAINTS FOR DOING THIS JOB. >> SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING - >> I'M SAYING THE REASON SO 448 00:29:35,041 --> 00:29:36,843 MANY COMPLAINTS ARE UNSUSTAINED IS BECAUSE THEY'RE COMING FROM CRIMINALS WHO ARE BEING POLICED 449 00:29:36,843 --> 00:29:47,120 FOR DOING CRIME. AND THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY >> Jimmy: JOSH CHARLES 450 00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:49,422 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CHECK OUT THE FINALE OF "WE OWN THIS CITY" MONDAY ON HBO 451 00:29:49,422 --> 00:29:53,059 WE LOVE YOU, JOSH CHARLES. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH BASHIR SALAHUDDIN. 452 00:29:53,059 --> 00:29:55,962 STICK AROUND COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 453 00:29:55,962 --> 00:30:13,513 * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY TALENTED ACTOR, WRITER, 454 00:30:13,513 --> 00:30:17,217 AND PRODUCER HE'S ONE OF THE STARS OF "TOP GUN: MAVERICK" WHICH IS IN 455 00:30:17,217 --> 00:30:20,387 THEATERS, DOLBY CINEMA, AND IMAX NOW PLEASE WELCOME, 456 00:30:20,387 --> 00:30:24,524 IMAX NOW PLEASE WELCOME, BASHIR SALAHUDDIN! 457 00:30:27,761 --> 00:30:44,844 * * 458 00:30:44,844 --> 00:30:48,782 >> Jimmy: LOOKING GOOD >> FEELING GOOD. FEELING GOOD 459 00:30:48,782 --> 00:30:51,384 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW BASHIR, IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE 460 00:30:51,384 --> 00:30:53,687 YOU, BUDDY >> IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO, JIMMY. 461 00:30:53,687 --> 00:30:56,089 IT'S NICE TO BE HERE >> Jimmy: IF PEOPLE -- I BROUGHT THIS UP ONCE BEFORE 462 00:30:56,089 --> 00:31:00,060 WHEN YOU WERE ON THE SHOW. BUT YOU WERE A WRITER AT -- ON "LATE NIGHT. 463 00:31:00,060 --> 00:31:02,629 >> "LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON." >> Jimmy: FOR FOUR YEARS 464 00:31:02,629 --> 00:31:06,666 >> GREAT TV SHOW JUST REALLY SOLID WRITING. >> Jimmy: I MEAN -- YEAH 465 00:31:06,666 --> 00:31:09,202 THE WRITING WAS SOLID. >> YEAH. YEAH 466 00:31:09,202 --> 00:31:11,705 >> Jimmy: AND -- YEAH. >> THE HOST WAS GREAT, TOO LOVED HIM. 467 00:31:11,705 --> 00:31:15,075 >> Jimmy: WE -- WE HAD YOU PERFORM AS WELL. BECAUSE -- YOU KNOW -- 468 00:31:15,075 --> 00:31:17,377 >> YEAH, I DID A FEW -- A FEW CHARACTERS >> Jimmy: YEAH 469 00:31:17,377 --> 00:31:20,213 >> A FEW BITS. >> Jimmy: A FEW BITS AND SKITS >> BITS AND SKITS. 470 00:31:20,213 --> 00:31:23,616 >> Jimmy: NOW YOU'RE CO-STARRING WITH - [ LAUGTHER ] 471 00:31:23,616 --> 00:31:25,251 I KNOW YOU SAW IT -- LOOK AT THE PHOTO. NOW YOU'RE CO-STARRING WITH 472 00:31:25,251 --> 00:31:27,320 TOM CRUISE >> YEAH. YEAH, YEAH 473 00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:28,988 >> Jimmy: BUT BEFORE YOU CO-STARRED IN "TOP GUN" WITH TOM CRUISE, YOU WERE PLAYING 474 00:31:28,988 --> 00:31:33,526 WEIRD AL -- WEIRD AL ROKER - >> THERE IT IS >> Jimmy: -- IS WHAT WE DID ON 475 00:31:33,526 --> 00:31:36,096 OUR SHOW [ LAUGHTER ] AND THAT WAS WEIRD AL -- 476 00:31:36,096 --> 00:31:40,400 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE DO PEOPLE COME UP TO YOU, DO ANY OF THE BITS, LIKE -- 477 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:43,570 >> YEAH. YEAH, STILL EVERY NOW AND THEN, I'LL BE, LIKE, AT CVS ABOUT TO 478 00:31:43,570 --> 00:31:47,507 GET SOME TOOTHPASTE. I'LL REACH FOR THE TUBE. SOMEBODY ELSE REACHES AT THE 479 00:31:47,507 --> 00:31:50,343 SAME TIME. OUR EYES WILL MEET AND HE'LL BE LIKE, "HUBBLE 480 00:31:50,343 --> 00:31:54,814 GOTCHU." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HUBBLE GOTCHU, 481 00:31:54,814 --> 00:31:57,717 MILKY J, MAN THAT WAS MY JAM. >> YEAH, MAN 482 00:31:57,717 --> 00:32:00,453 STILL GOT FANS THEY LOVE IT >> Jimmy: YOU -- YOUR WRITING 483 00:32:00,453 --> 00:32:03,089 PARTNER, DIALLO -- >> DIALLO RIDDLE >> Jimmy: DIALLO RIDDLE. 484 00:32:03,089 --> 00:32:05,592 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I LOVE HIM PLEASE GIVE HIM MY BEST. 485 00:32:05,592 --> 00:32:07,227 >> I WILL, I WILL. >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS MET AT HARVARD. 486 00:32:07,227 --> 00:32:09,729 >> WE DID. WE DID YEAH, WE MET AT HARVARD. 487 00:32:09,729 --> 00:32:11,297 >> Jimmy: IN A WRITING THING OR - >> NO, WE MET IN AN ACAPELLA 488 00:32:11,297 --> 00:32:15,969 GROUP. IT WAS -- IT WAS A BUNCH OF BROTHERS 489 00:32:15,969 --> 00:32:19,139 AND WE ALL WENT TO HARVARD AND WE WANTED TO HAVE A GOOD NAME 490 00:32:19,139 --> 00:32:22,976 SO WE PUT OUR HARVARD BRAINS TOGETHER AND CAME UP WITH BROTHERS 491 00:32:22,976 --> 00:32:26,079 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BROTHERS WAS THE -- BROTHERS 492 00:32:26,079 --> 00:32:28,648 >> BROTHERS, YEAH. YEAH >> Jimmy: WOW, YOU REALLY PUT 493 00:32:28,648 --> 00:32:30,583 SOME THOUGHT INTO THAT >> AND THEN WE STARTED, BUT IT WAS LIKE, "MAN, I THINK WE 494 00:32:30,583 --> 00:32:32,686 SHOULD DO BETTER THAN THAT." WE WERE LIKE, "NO. IT'S GOOD, IT'S GOOD, MAN. 495 00:32:32,686 --> 00:32:35,755 LET IT HAPPEN. >> Jimmy: BROTHERS >> LET IT PLAY 496 00:32:35,755 --> 00:32:37,590 YEAH BROTHER IS COOL. >> Jimmy: WHAT WOULD BROTHERS 497 00:32:37,590 --> 00:32:39,392 DO >> SO WE WOULD DO, LIKE, SHAI. YOU KNOW, WE WOULD GO OUT TO, 498 00:32:39,392 --> 00:32:41,127 LIKE, YOU KNOW, THE T-STOPS IN BOSTON, SINGING FOR LIKE -- RANDOM DUDE PLAYING THE PAN 499 00:32:41,127 --> 00:32:45,699 FLUTE AND THE LOST MIT STUDENT >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 500 00:32:45,699 --> 00:32:49,936 WE WOULD SING. >> Jimmy: YOU WOULD DO SHAI. >> OH, WE WOULD SING SHAI, MAN 501 00:32:49,936 --> 00:32:51,805 >> Jimmy: IF I EVER FALL - >> OH, YOU KNOW IT >> Jimmy: I KNOW IT. 502 00:32:51,805 --> 00:32:53,873 I KNOW IT, YEAH. >> YOU GUYS WANT TO HEAR A A LITTLE TASTE OF THAT, MAYBE? 503 00:32:53,873 --> 00:32:56,109 >> Jimmy: HERE, YOU WANT TO -- >> OH, OH GOOD A MICROPHONE 504 00:32:56,109 --> 00:33:01,748 >> Jimmy: WE ALWAYS HAVE ONE WHAT'S THE NOTE GOING TO BE LIKE 505 00:33:01,748 --> 00:33:09,956 * [ CHEERS ] * THE VERY FIRST TIME 506 00:33:09,956 --> 00:33:16,830 THAT I SAW YOUR BROWN EYES * * YOUR LIPS SAID HELL AND I SAID HI * 507 00:33:16,830 --> 00:33:25,138 * I KNEW RIGHT THEN YOU WERE THE ONE BUT I WAS CAUGHT UP * 508 00:33:25,138 --> 00:33:35,081 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * I WAS CAUGHT UP CAUGHT UP * 509 00:33:35,081 --> 00:33:39,786 * I WAS CAUGHT UP * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 510 00:33:39,786 --> 00:33:42,722 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. YEAH, YEAH THAT'S THE NEW -- THAT'S THE 511 00:33:42,722 --> 00:33:45,125 FOLLOW UP SONG IS "CAUGHT UP." >> I WAS CAUGHT UP, YEAH >> Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT "TOP 512 00:33:45,125 --> 00:33:47,761 GUN: MAVERICK. >> CRAZY >> Jimmy: YOU GOT THE CALL - 513 00:33:47,761 --> 00:33:50,263 >> CRAZY >> Jimmy: -- THAT YOU WERE GOING TO BE IN "TOP GUN. 514 00:33:50,263 --> 00:33:53,967 >> YEAH, I WAS WITH MY MOM AND MY SISTER. WE WENT TO THE MUSEUM, ART 515 00:33:53,967 --> 00:33:57,570 INSTITUTE IN CHICAGO FOLKS MIGHT KNOW IT FROM "FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF. 516 00:33:57,570 --> 00:34:01,741 IT'S THE MUSEUM WHERE HE WAS IN THAT SCENE AND I GOT THE CALL 517 00:34:01,741 --> 00:34:05,245 ALL OF A SUDDEN, MY MOM IS JUMPING UP AND DOWN. MY SISTER, WE'RE HIGH FIVING 518 00:34:05,245 --> 00:34:08,081 AND EVERYBODY IN THE MUSEUM WAS LIKE, "DAMN, THEY LOVE PICASSO. 519 00:34:08,081 --> 00:34:11,885 [ LAUGHTER ] LOOK AT THAT >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THESE GUYS -- 520 00:34:11,885 --> 00:34:13,753 YEAH >> THEY WERE LIKE, "HEY, CUBISM, RIGHT BRO? 521 00:34:13,753 --> 00:34:15,488 YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE'S GETTING HYPE 522 00:34:15,488 --> 00:34:17,891 OVER ART >> GETTING HYPE OVER THE BRUSH STROKES. 523 00:34:17,891 --> 00:34:20,760 YEAH IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE. UNBELIEVABLE 524 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:23,263 >> Jimmy: WE HAD A SCREENING FOR OUR OFFICE >> MM-HM 525 00:34:23,263 --> 00:34:25,432 >> Jimmy: AND SAW IT IN IMAX, WHICH I RECOMMEND. IT'S JUST THE SOUND AND THE 526 00:34:25,432 --> 00:34:28,268 VISUAL >> YOU GOT TO SEE -- YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND YOU ARE IN EVERY 527 00:34:28,268 --> 00:34:30,370 SCENE WITH TOM CRUISE, BUD [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE IN THE FIRST -- 528 00:34:30,370 --> 00:34:32,639 DUDE, YOU PLAY HONDO >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND LET ME TELL YOU 529 00:34:32,639 --> 00:34:34,507 SOMETHING. I WISH WE VIDEOTAPED OUR REACTION, BECAUSE YOU CAME ON, 530 00:34:34,507 --> 00:34:38,111 AND WE ALL JUST WENT NUTS. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: LIKE, "BASHIR! 531 00:34:38,111 --> 00:34:40,714 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WE'RE GOING CRAZY. AND WE HAVE A COUPLE NEW PEOPLE 532 00:34:40,714 --> 00:34:43,583 HERE AND THEY'RE LIKE, "WHY ARE YOU FREAKING OUT?" >> "YOU GUYS ARE GOING CRAZY 533 00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:46,953 FOR THAT GUY?" [ LAUGHTER ] "YOU KNOW TOM CRUISE IS UP 534 00:34:46,953 --> 00:34:50,457 THERE TOO, RIGHT?" >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. >> "NO, WE KNOW HIM, THOUGH. 535 00:34:50,457 --> 00:34:52,992 >> Jimmy: YOU GOT MORE APPLAUSE AND SCREAMS. >> YEAH. 536 00:34:52,992 --> 00:34:56,096 >> Jimmy: AND YOU WERE FUNNY, AND YOU'RE JUST AWESOME IN IT. >> THANK YOU 537 00:34:56,096 --> 00:34:58,765 >> Jimmy: DID YOU GUYS BOND? LIKE, YOU AND TOM CRUISE >> OH, MAN 538 00:34:58,765 --> 00:35:01,034 THAT'S -- HE JUST TEXTED ME YESTERDAY. JUST -- BECAUSE WE HAD A 539 00:35:01,034 --> 00:35:04,037 A SCREENING -- I FEEL LIKE I'M BRAGGING AND IT'S NOT EVEN -- I'M JUST 540 00:35:04,037 --> 00:35:06,039 TELLING -- >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, DON'T BRAG 541 00:35:06,039 --> 00:35:08,708 >> HE TEXTED ME YESTERDAY. IT'S INTERESTING YOU KNOW, WE HAD A SCREENING IN 542 00:35:08,708 --> 00:35:11,111 MY HOMETOWN OF CHICAGO >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND HE WAS LIKE, "HOW'S YOUR 543 00:35:11,111 --> 00:35:13,747 FAMILY AND FRIENDS DID EVERYBODY LOVE THE MOVIE WAS IT GREAT?" 544 00:35:13,747 --> 00:35:15,415 AND I WAS LIKE, "YEAH THEY LOVED IT." WE WOULD TALK ABOUT THAT STUFF 545 00:35:15,415 --> 00:35:16,950 ON SET THAT'S ACTUALLY HOW WE KIND OF BUILT CAMARADERIE WHEN THE 546 00:35:16,950 --> 00:35:20,587 CAMERAS WEREN'T ROLLING. WE WOULD JUST TALK WE TALKED ABOUT -- HE SHOT "THE 547 00:35:20,587 --> 00:35:24,657 COLOR OF MONEY" WITH PAUL NEWMAN IN CHICAGO IT'S ONE OF HIS FAVORITE 548 00:35:24,657 --> 00:35:26,426 CITIES I TOLD HIM ABOUT MY SHOW "SOUTH SIDE." 549 00:35:26,426 --> 00:35:28,628 HE WAS LIKE, "I WANT TO SEE IT." AND, YOU KNOW, FOR THOSE OF 550 00:35:28,628 --> 00:35:31,097 YOU -- YOU KNOW, HOLLYWOOD PEOPLE, WHEN THEY SAY STUFF, USUALLY IT'S LIKE, "YEAH, YOU 551 00:35:31,097 --> 00:35:34,601 DON'T MEAN THAT. YOU KNOW, ALL RIGHT -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. 552 00:35:34,601 --> 00:35:37,237 >> -- YOU'RE JUST THROWING WORDS AT THE UNIVERSE, RIGHT AND THEN TWO WEEKS LATER, I GET 553 00:35:37,237 --> 00:35:39,973 AN E-MAIL. HE'S LIKE, "OH, WHAT'S UP MAN? I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO 554 00:35:39,973 --> 00:35:41,675 SEND ME THAT -- THAT THING SO I CAN LOOK AT IT." AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, I BETTER 555 00:35:41,675 --> 00:35:44,544 DO THIS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND SO, I SENT IT TO HIM 556 00:35:44,544 --> 00:35:46,680 HE LOVED IT. HE ENDED UP CALLING OUR WRITER ROOM, TELLING THEM ALL THE 557 00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:50,784 JOKES HE LIKED, ALL HIS FAVORITE BITS, HIS FAVORITE ACTORS 558 00:35:50,784 --> 00:35:53,520 AND I'M LIKE, "HEY GUYS. TOM CRUISE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU. 559 00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:55,922 THEY WERE GOING CRAZY. SO, YEAH >> Jimmy: HE'S JUST LEGIT. 560 00:35:55,922 --> 00:35:59,626 >> HE'S LEGIT, MAN THAT'S A GOOD DUDE >> Jimmy: HE'S A LEGIT DUDE. 561 00:35:59,626 --> 00:36:02,896 YEAH, WE LOVE YOU, TOM CRUISE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 562 00:36:02,896 --> 00:36:06,032 WE'RE SHOWING A CLIP FROM YOUR MOVIE. >> LET'S DO IT 563 00:36:06,032 --> 00:36:08,902 LET'S SHOW A CLIP FROM - >> Jimmy: "TOP GUN: MAVERICK." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 564 00:36:08,902 --> 00:36:09,769 >> Jimmy: "TOP GUN: MAVERICK." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TAKE A LOOK. 565 00:36:12,672 --> 00:36:16,109 >> JUST IN TIME, SIR >> I'M EARLY 566 00:36:16,109 --> 00:36:22,315 >> SO ARE YOU. CARE TO EXPLAIN? >> MAV, ADMIRAL CAIN IS 567 00:36:22,315 --> 00:36:24,551 ASKING - >> ORDERING. >> ORDERING THAT WE BRING HER 568 00:36:24,551 --> 00:36:34,928 DOWN [ STUTTERED SPEECH ] >> THIS IS WHERE WE'VE HAD 569 00:36:34,928 --> 00:36:38,865 TROUBLE WITH COMMS, SIR. IT'S THE EARTH'S CURVATURE IT'S CALLED EARTH BULGE. 570 00:36:38,865 --> 00:36:42,235 >> DID ANYONE OFFER YOU A COFFEE OKAY 571 00:36:42,235 --> 00:36:47,474 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH BASHIR SALAHUDDIN! 572 00:36:47,474 --> 00:36:51,311 "TOP GUN: MAVERICK" IS IN THEATERS, DOLBY CINEMA AND IMAX NOW! 573 00:36:51,311 --> 00:36:54,581 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM ONEREPUBLIC STICK AROUND 574 00:36:54,581 --> 00:37:15,535 CONGRATULATIONS, DUDE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 575 00:37:15,535 --> 00:37:18,204 >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "I AIN'T WORRIED" FROM THE "TOP GUN: MAVERICK" SOUNDTRACK, HERE IS 576 00:37:18,204 --> 00:37:22,175 WORRIED" FROM THE "TOP GUN: MAVERICK" SOUNDTRACK, HERE IS ONEREPUBLIC. 577 00:37:25,845 --> 00:37:33,119 * * I DON'T KNOW WHAT 578 00:37:33,119 --> 00:37:38,391 YOU'VE BEEN TOLD BUT TIME IS RUNNING OU NO NEED TO TAKE IT SLOW * 579 00:37:38,391 --> 00:37:42,629 * I'M STEPPING TO YOU TOE TO TOE I SHOULD BE SCARED 580 00:37:42,629 --> 00:37:46,566 HONEY MAYBE SO * * BUT I AIN'T WORRIED 'BOUT IT RIGHT NOW 581 00:37:46,566 --> 00:37:50,837 RIGHT NO KEEPING DREAMS ALIVE * * 1999 HEROES 582 00:37:50,837 --> 00:37:54,441 I AIN'T WORRIE 'BOUT IT RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW * 583 00:37:54,441 --> 00:37:58,078 * SWIMMING IN THE FLOOD DANCING ON THE CLOUD BELO 584 00:37:58,078 --> 00:38:05,385 I AIN'T WORRIED * * 'BOUT I HE 585 00:38:05,385 --> 00:38:13,059 I AIN'T WORRIE 'BOUT IT * * HEY 586 00:38:13,059 --> 00:38:17,731 I DON'T KNOW WHA YOU'VE BEEN TOLD BUT TIME IS RUNNING OUT * 587 00:38:17,731 --> 00:38:22,869 * SO SPEND IT LIKE IT'S GOL I'M LIVING LIK I'M NINE ZEROS 588 00:38:22,869 --> 00:38:27,140 GOT NO REGRETS * * EVEN WHEN I AM BROK I'M AT MY BEST 589 00:38:27,140 --> 00:38:31,611 WHEN I GOT SOMETHING I'M WANTING TO STEAL * * I'M TOO BUSY FOR THEM 590 00:38:31,611 --> 00:38:34,247 PROBLEMS AND PROBLEM TO FEEL YEAH NO STRESSING * 591 00:38:34,247 --> 00:38:37,517 * JUST OBSESSING WITH SEALING THE DEAL I'LL TAKE IT I 592 00:38:37,517 --> 00:38:42,222 AND LET IT GO * * BUT I AIN'T WORRIED 'BOUT IT RIGHT NOW 593 00:38:42,222 --> 00:38:46,826 KEEPING DREAMS ALIVE * * 1999 HEROES I AIN'T WORRIE 594 00:38:46,826 --> 00:38:50,864 'BOUT IT RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW * * SWIMMING IN THE FLOOD 595 00:38:50,864 --> 00:38:53,700 DANCING ON THE CLOUD BELO I AIN'T WORRIED * 596 00:38:53,700 --> 00:39:04,544 * 'BOUT I I AIN'T WORRIE 'BOUT IT 597 00:39:04,544 --> 00:39:15,355 HEY * * OOH OOH YEAH 598 00:39:15,355 --> 00:39:24,431 OOH OO I AIN'T WORRIED * * 'BOUT IT RIGHT NO 599 00:39:24,431 --> 00:39:28,702 RIGHT NO KEEPING DREAMS ALIVE 1999 HEROES * 600 00:39:28,702 --> 00:39:32,072 * I AIN'T WORRIED 'BOUT IT RIGHT NOW RIGHT NO 601 00:39:32,072 --> 00:39:35,675 SWIMMING IN THE FLOODS * * DANCING ON THE CLOUDS BELO 602 00:39:35,675 --> 00:39:39,713 I AIN'T WORRIE 'BOUT IT * * HEY 603 00:39:39,713 --> 00:39:45,618 WOO * * I AIN'T WORRIED 'BOUT IT 604 00:39:45,618 --> 00:39:51,958 WOO OOH * * I AIN'T WORRIED 'BOUT IT * 605 00:39:51,958 --> 00:39:56,896 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ONEREPUBLIC. MUSIC FROM THE MOTION PICTURE, 606 00:39:56,896 --> 00:40:00,266 "TOP GUN: MAVERICK," IS OUT NOW. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY 607 00:40:00,266 --> 00:40:18,752 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 608 00:40:18,752 --> 00:40:21,121 JOSH CHARLES, BASHIR SALAHUDDIN, THE HOSTS OF "THE KIDS TONIGHT SHOW," 609 00:40:21,121 --> 00:40:25,825 ONEREPUBLIC. AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, FROM PHILADELPHIA, 610 00:40:25,825 --> 00:40:28,328 PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 611 00:40:28,328 --> 00:40:32,399 SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE