1 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:13,513 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:20,420 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:20,420 --> 00:00:24,357 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - JEFF GOLDBLUM. 4 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:31,031 BOWEN YANG MUSICAL GUEST MIRANDA LAMBERT. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:37,137 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1666 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:37,137 --> 00:00:41,374 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:42,442 --> 00:00:43,043 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:43,043 --> 00:01:01,294 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:01:01,294 --> 00:01:05,331 * >> Jimmy: OH, THAT SOUNDS GOOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 10 00:01:05,331 --> 00:01:08,401 I HEAR YOU THAT SOUNDS GREAT. WELCOME, EVERYBODY 11 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:12,872 AH, YOU LOOK GOOD. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYONE 12 00:01:12,872 --> 00:01:15,175 YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 13 00:01:15,175 --> 00:01:18,578 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING "THE TONIGHT SHOW." WELL, GUYS, HERE'S SOME GOOD 14 00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:21,181 NEWS TODAY, MODERNA ANNOUNCED A NEW VERSION OF THEIR COVID BOOSTER 15 00:01:21,181 --> 00:01:26,653 THAT'S EIGHT TIMES STRONGER AND PROVIDES LONGER-LASTING PROTECTION 16 00:01:26,653 --> 00:01:30,490 [ CHEERS ] WHICH SOUNDS LESS LIKE A A VACCINE, MORE LIKE AN AD FOR 17 00:01:30,490 --> 00:01:34,761 RIGHT GUARD DEODORANT. BUT STILL -- [ LAUGHTER ] 18 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:38,098 SEVEN TIMES THE PROTECTION, YEAH MODERNA'S GOING TO HAVE A NEW 19 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:40,867 SHOT BY THIS FALL. YOU KNOW THE PANDEMIC'S BEEN GOING ON TOO LONG WHEN EVEN THE 20 00:01:40,867 --> 00:01:45,572 VACCINES HAVE VARIANTS [ LAUGHTER ] AND PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT 21 00:01:45,572 --> 00:01:47,340 THIS I SAW THAT ELON MUSK IS THREATENING TO WALK AWAY FROM 22 00:01:47,340 --> 00:01:51,911 HIS $44 BILLION DEAL TO BUY TWITTER. [ AUDIENCE OOHS 23 00:01:51,911 --> 00:01:54,214 YEP. I FEEL LIKE ELON IS PRETTY CLOSE TO SAYING, "I'M SO SORRY, 24 00:01:54,214 --> 00:01:57,717 MY 2-YEAR-OLD TOOK MY iPAD AND CLICKED BUY. SO I DIDN'T -- 25 00:01:57,717 --> 00:02:02,288 [ LAUGHTER ] SO, WE'RE COOL WE'RE COOL, RIGHT? 26 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:05,458 MUSK SAID THAT HE RESERVES ALL RIGHTS NOT TO CONSUMMATE THE TRANSACTION. 27 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:11,464 [ LAUGHTER ] SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING MIKE PENCE SAID ON HIS 28 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:15,669 HONEYMOON. >> Steve: OH, OH, OH >> Jimmy: HEY, WHY, WHY WOULD 29 00:02:15,669 --> 00:02:18,238 YOU DO THAT? * >> Questlove: PENCE. 30 00:02:18,238 --> 00:02:21,808 >> Jimmy: IN OTHER - [ LAUGHTER ] IN OTHER NEWS, I READ THAT THE 31 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:23,610 BIDEN ADMINISTRATION HAS BEEN TRYING TO CONTACT NORTH KOREA FOR THE PAST MONTH BUT HASN'T 32 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:29,949 GOTTEN A RESPONSE. [ LAUGHTER ] TO BE FAIR -- TO BE FAIR, 33 00:02:29,949 --> 00:02:34,521 THERE'S A TIME DIFFERENCE. HERE, IT'S ABOUT 11:40 P.M WHILE IN NORTH KOREA, IT'S 34 00:02:34,521 --> 00:02:41,094 1955 [ LAUGHTER ] "DID YOU GET THAT FAX YET? 35 00:02:41,094 --> 00:02:43,997 YEAH SWITCHING GEARS, I SAW THAT AMAZON HAS OPENED ITS FIRST 36 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:49,102 PHYSICAL CLOTHING STORE. [ AUDIENCE OHs ] WITH BRANDS LIKE CALVIN KLEIN, 37 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:54,007 LACOSTE, AND LEVI'S. IT'S NOT THE ONLY EXCITING THING THAT AMAZON'S WORKING ON 38 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:55,375 CHECK OUT THIS COMMERCIAL THAT THEY JUST RELEASED 39 00:02:56,476 --> 00:03:01,648 CONVENIENT IT IS TO GO ONLINE FOR ALL YOUR SHOPPING NEEDS? WISH YOU COULD GO SOMEPLACE 40 00:03:01,648 --> 00:03:06,786 WITH EVEN LESS STUFF INTRODUCING AMAZON'S LATEST INNOVATION, THE MALL 41 00:03:06,786 --> 00:03:08,655 IT'S JUST LIKE SHOPPING ON OUR WEBSITE, BUT NOW YOU GET TO DRIVE 45 MINUTES TO A DRAFTY 42 00:03:08,655 --> 00:03:10,357 BUILDING FULL BORED SECURITY GUARDS AND COOL TEENAGERS THAT LAUGH AT YOU WHEN YOU WALK 43 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:18,932 INSIDE AT THE AMAZON MALL, YOU CAN BUY ALMOST ANYTHING. 44 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:23,069 AS LONG AS IT'S FROM THESE 12 STORES. INCLUDING AUNTIE ANNE'S 45 00:03:23,069 --> 00:03:26,072 PRETZELS AND A SMALLER TARGET. AND THE BEST PART? EVERYTHING HERE IS SOMEHOW EVEN 46 00:03:26,072 --> 00:03:32,679 MORE EXPENSIVE AMAZON'S MALL, FROM AMAZON THE PENIS ROCKET PEOPLE. 47 00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:39,486 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: THAT'S THEIR TAGLINE NOW? 48 00:03:39,486 --> 00:03:44,090 * >> Questlove: PENIS ROCKET >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW, YEAH 49 00:03:44,090 --> 00:03:46,693 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS. THE DIRECTOR OF "THE JOKER" 50 00:03:46,693 --> 00:03:51,498 MOVIE STARRING JOAQUIN PHOENIX HAS CONFIRMED THAT THERE'S GOING TO BE A SEQUEL 51 00:03:51,498 --> 00:03:57,103 [ CHEERS ] AND THE TITLE IS "JOKER: FOLIE A DEUX." 52 00:03:57,103 --> 00:04:01,041 FOLIE A DEUX YEAH, YOU KNOW MOVIEGOERS ARE GOING TO BE LIKE, "YEAH, GIVE 53 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:04,611 ME TWO TICKETS FOR FILLET OF DUCKS. THANKS BUD 54 00:04:04,611 --> 00:04:07,847 [ LAUGHTER ] "THE JOKER MOVIE." I HEARD THAT THE FEDERAL 55 00:04:07,847 --> 00:04:12,052 GOVERNMENT IS INVESTIGATING COMPLAINTS FROM HONDA PILOT OWNERS THAT SAY THEIR ENGINES 56 00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:18,491 WON'T RESTART. OF COURSE, HONDA IMMEDIATELY REBRANDED IT AS THE MOST FUEL 57 00:04:18,491 --> 00:04:21,327 EFFICIENT CAR EVER [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, KIA OWNERS ARE LIKE, 58 00:04:21,327 --> 00:04:25,165 "HEY, AT LEAST YOUR CAR STARTED ONCE HEY. 59 00:04:25,165 --> 00:04:27,801 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THIS IS WILD ONE OF THE LARGEST EUROPEAN 60 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:32,372 DRUG BUSTS EVER JUST HAPPENED. POLICE IN ITALY JUST SEIZED OVER FOUR TONS OF COCAINE. 61 00:04:32,372 --> 00:04:36,643 [ AUDIENCE OOHs WITH MORE THAN $250 MILLION WORTH OF COCAINE 62 00:04:36,643 --> 00:04:41,681 250 -- YEAH, AND WE'VE ACTUALLY ZEROED IN ON WHICH ITALIAN KINGPIN WAS BUYING IT. 63 00:04:41,681 --> 00:04:43,516 AND WE ACTUALLY GOT FOOTAGE OF HIM. >> Steve: ARE YOU SERIOUS? 64 00:04:43,516 --> 00:04:45,118 >> Jimmy: YES. WATCH THIS 65 00:04:48,088 --> 00:05:02,102 [ LAUGHTER ] >> I'MMA GONNA LIVE FOREVER! [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 66 00:05:02,102 --> 00:05:05,505 >> Steve: WOW! >> Jimmy: HE'S JUMPING OVER THE BUILDING 67 00:05:05,505 --> 00:05:07,807 >> Steve: HE'S JUMPING OVER EVERYTHING >> Jimmy: YEAH 68 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:10,777 >> Steve: GOSH >> Jimmy: WELL, GET THIS A MAN IN THE U.K. SET A NEW 69 00:05:10,777 --> 00:05:16,816 WORLD RECORD AFTER HE DRANK AT 56 PUBS IN 24 HOURS. YEP, GUINNESS CALLS IT A WORLD 70 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:23,089 RECORD WHILE HIS WIFE CALLS IT A PROBLEM. [ LAUGHTER ] 71 00:05:23,089 --> 00:05:25,825 I'M NOT SURE IF IT COUNTS BECAUSE HE PRETTY MUCH WEEKEND AT BERNIE'D THE LAST TEN PUBS. 72 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:28,561 [ LAUGHTER ] HE'S LIKE, "GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE. 73 00:05:28,561 --> 00:05:36,536 COUPLE UNOFFICIALLY BROKE A WORLD RECORD AFTER THEY RAN 106 MARATHONS IN 106 DAYS. 74 00:05:36,536 --> 00:05:41,241 ANSWERING THE QUESTION, WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF DRINKING AT 56 PUBS IN 24 HOURS. 75 00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:48,782 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. [ APPLAUSE ] JUST GIVE HIM ANOTHER ONE. 76 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:50,583 FINALLY BEFORE WE GO, I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT TO THANK SOME OF OUR SPONSORS FOR TONIGHT'S 77 00:05:50,583 --> 00:05:55,088 SHOW THEY DON'T ALWAYS GET TO FIT IN THE COMMERCIAL BREAKS, AND WE 78 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:56,656 WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT WE MENTION ALL OF THEM SO, IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW 79 00:05:56,656 --> 00:05:59,092 SPONSORS." HERE WE GO 80 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:07,167 * TONIGHT SHOW SPONSORS TONIGHT SHOW SPONSORS * [ APPLAUSE ] 81 00:06:07,167 --> 00:06:09,436 P >> Jimmy: ARBY'S, WHY ROAST BEEF WELL, FIRST OF ALL, THANKS FOR 82 00:06:09,436 --> 00:06:15,842 ASSUMING THAT IT IS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE SHELL, OUR GAS IS NOW 50 CENTS 83 00:06:15,842 --> 00:06:23,783 HIGHER THAN IT WAS AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS SENTENCE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 84 00:06:23,783 --> 00:06:27,587 MICHELIN, WE MAKE TIRES AND REVIEW RESTAURANTS IT JUST MAKES SENSE. 85 00:06:27,587 --> 00:06:32,726 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE PITA CHIPS, DON'T HAVE ANY HUMMUS 86 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:39,065 LOL, ENJOY [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE HEWLETT-PACKARD, WE'RE PRETTY 87 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:46,606 MUCH SCREWED WHENEVER APPLE DECIDES TO MAKE PRINTERS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 88 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:51,978 WELLS FARGO, OH, YOU WANT TO WITHDRAW $20 THAT WILL BE $35 89 00:06:51,978 --> 00:06:58,651 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ALKA-SELTZER, PLOP, PLOP, FIZZ, FIZZ, SORRY FOR THE NOISE. 90 00:06:58,651 --> 00:07:04,057 WE KNOW YOU'RE HUNGOVER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE EXPO DRY ERASE MARKERS, ALWAYS 91 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:08,395 WORKS THE FIRST TIME THE SECOND TIME? WELL, THAT'S WHERE THE GAME 92 00:07:08,395 --> 00:07:14,934 BEGINS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE GO-GURT, EVER WANTED TO MILK 93 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:23,677 YOUR AFTERNOON SNACK OUT OF A PLASTIC UDDER? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 94 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:26,746 >> Questlove: UDDER. >> Jimmy: BED, BATH, AND BEYOND 95 00:07:26,746 --> 00:07:34,287 WE'VE GOT EVERYTHING YOU'LL THROW AWAY NEXT TIME YOU MOVE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 96 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:37,891 ALSO SPONSORED BY CRYPTO.COM HEY, DOES ANYBODY WANT TO BUY A BASKETBALL ARENA 97 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:43,329 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ANN TAYLOR, BE A LADY IN THE STREETS, A COASTAL GRANDMA IN 98 00:07:43,329 --> 00:07:51,671 THE SHEETS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IKEA, FURNITURE GUARANTEED TO 99 00:07:51,671 --> 00:07:58,778 FALL APART SLIGHTLY LESS QUICKLY THAN YOUR RELATIONSHIP [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 100 00:07:58,778 --> 00:08:02,015 TRADER JOE'S OH, YOU LIKE THAT THING YOU BOUGHT HERE? 101 00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:08,054 OH, WE'LL NEVER CARRY IT AGAIN [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, TWITTER, THE 102 00:08:08,054 --> 00:08:12,525 COUNTDOWN TO YOU GETTING FIRED OVER SOMETHING YOU SAID ON HERE STARTS NOW 103 00:08:12,525 --> 00:08:15,395 THERE YOU GO THANK YOU, ALL OF OUR "TONIGHT SHOW" SPONSORS 104 00:08:15,395 --> 00:08:17,664 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT, 105 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:22,168 EVERYONE JEFF GOLDBLUM IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 106 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:26,406 "JURASSIC WORLD: DOMINION. >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: BOWEN YANG IS ON THE 107 00:08:26,406 --> 00:08:29,843 SHOW TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM 108 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:34,047 MIRANDA LAMBERT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STICK AROUND, WHEN WE COME 109 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:36,383 BACK, WE'RE WRITING "LETTERS HOME." COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. 110 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:47,627 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * IN JURASSIC PAR 111 00:08:47,627 --> 00:09:09,082 SCARY IN THE DAR I'M SO SCARED THAT I'LL BE EATEN * 112 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:11,017 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU 113 00:09:11,017 --> 00:09:15,021 TONIGHT. HE STARS IN THE GIANT NEW MOVIE "JURASSIC WORLD DOMINION," 114 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:20,694 WHICH OPENS IN THEATERS AND iMAX THIS FRIDAY JEFF GOLDBLUM IS HERE TONIGHT. 115 00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:25,932 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LOVE JEFF GOLDBLUM LOVE THAT DUDE 116 00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:27,701 SPEAKING OF LOVING THAT GUY, YOU KNOW HIM FROM "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," AND NOW YOU CAN 117 00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:32,906 SEE HIM IN THE NEW FILM, "FIRE ISLAND," WHICH IS CURRENTLY STREAMING ON HULU. 118 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:38,511 BOWEN YANG IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE VERY FUNNY MAN 119 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:44,084 AND WE HAVE GREAT MUSIC. SHE'S THE REIGNING ACADEMY OF COUNTRY MUSIC ENTERTAINER OF 120 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:49,089 THE YEAR, AND SHE WAS JUST NAMED ONE OF "TIME" 100'S MOST INFLUENTIAL PEOPLE OF 2022 121 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:52,392 MIRANDA LAMBERT IS PERFORMING TONIGHT. >> Steve: WOW. 122 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:58,298 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, MIRANDA GUYS, WORKING HERE AT THE SHOW 123 00:09:58,298 --> 00:10:01,034 IS A LOT LIKE CAMP I WOULD SAY, RIGHT? THERE'S A LOT OF ACTIVITIES 124 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:03,737 THROUGHOUT THE DAY WE EAT A LOT OF MEALS TOGETHER WE WORK LONG HOURS, SO PEOPLE 125 00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:07,073 SPEND A LOT OF TIMES AWAY FROM THEIR FAMILIES AND WE -- WE HAVE A LOT OF FUN 126 00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:10,176 HERE, BUT IT'S IMPORTANT TO STAY CONNECTED IT'S A CAMP TRADITION THAT 127 00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:12,612 EVERYONE HAS TO WRITE HOME ONCE A DAY. SO HERE AT THE SHOW, WE'RE 128 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:18,084 MAKING LETTERS HOME SOMETHING OF A RULE. AND JUST LIKE MY CAMP 129 00:10:18,084 --> 00:10:20,220 COUNSELORS HAD TO DO WITH ME, I'M CHECKING IN WITH EVERYBODY ELSE TO MAKE SURE THAT THEY ARE 130 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:23,957 ALL WRITING THEIR LETTERS. SO, LET'S SEE, QUEST -- QUEST, DO YOU HAVE YOUR LETTER READY? 131 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:26,159 >> Questlove: YEAH, HERE JIMMY, HERE >> Jimmy: OH, COOL 132 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:30,096 * >> Questlove: HEY, MOM IT'S ME, QUESTLOVE 133 00:10:30,096 --> 00:10:32,499 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * THE SUMMER'S REALLY BEEN GREAT 134 00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:36,102 SO FAR BEING THE BAND LEADER AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW" IS THE BEST JOB 135 00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:40,040 IN THE WORLD BECAUSE I GET TO SPEND ALL DAY PLAYING MUSIC WITH MY FRIENDS. 136 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:45,845 [ LAUGHTER ] THE ONLY THING IS -- MY BUNKMATE, TARIQ, KEEPS EATING 137 00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:51,751 ALL THE BROWNIES YOU SENT. SO, PLEASE SEND MORE AND THIS TIME WITH A LOCK THAT ONLY I 138 00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:54,688 KNOW THE COMBINATION TO. [ LAUGHTER ] OR A BOX LABELLED "MAYBE 139 00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:59,325 POISON." [ LAUGHTER ] ALSO, HE SNORES AND HE RAPS IN 140 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:06,166 HIS SLEEP TOO. HE SLEEP-RAPS. AND THEY'RE NOT EVEN THAT GOOD 141 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:10,603 I RECORDED HIM LAST NIGHT. LISTEN TO THIS 142 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:16,776 >> MY NAME'S TARIQ, AND I'M HERE TO SAY I LIKE TO RHYME IN A MAJOR WAY. 143 00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:19,946 I CAN RAP LIKE THIS, I CAN RAP LIKE THAT. I CAN RAP ME OUT, BECAUSE I'M 144 00:11:19,946 --> 00:11:24,984 THE RAPPING DOG. HEE HAW. [ SNORING 145 00:11:24,984 --> 00:11:29,556 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Questlove: ANYWAY, I MISS YOU GUYS 146 00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:35,995 OH, P.S., I WON AN OSCAR LOVE, QUEST. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 147 00:11:35,995 --> 00:11:38,631 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS A GREAT LETTER HOME. THAT'S A GREAT LETTER HOME 148 00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:41,101 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, QUEST LET'S CHECK IN WITH ONE OF OUR EDITORS. 149 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:45,105 MARK, DO YOU HAVE YOUR LETTER? >> SURE DO [ LAUGHTER ] 150 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:48,808 * DEAR MOM AND DAD, I'VE BEEN HAVING LOTS OF FUN AS AN EDITOR 151 00:11:48,808 --> 00:11:53,813 AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW." BUT THE JOB CAN BE PRETTY STRESSFUL. 152 00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:57,117 I'VE GONE FROM SMOKING A PACK A DAY TO SMOKING A PACK AN HOUR 153 00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:59,119 [ LAUGHTER ] SOMETIMES I JUST PUT AN ELASTIC BAND AROUND ALL THE CIGARETTES 154 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:05,959 LIKE THIS -- [ LAUGHTER ] AND SMOKE THEM ALL AT ONCE 155 00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:11,064 IT'S A LOT MORE EFFICIENT. I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I'M SOME KIND OF GENIUS 156 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:17,437 BY THE WAY, I'LL TRY TO COME HOME NEXT WEEK FOR MY BIRTHDAY CAN'T BELIEVE I'M TURNING 24 157 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:21,708 [ LAUGHTER ] SINCERELY, MARK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 158 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:25,445 >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO NICE THAT'S -- OH, THAT'S SWEET I KNEW HIM WHEN HE -- I KNEW 159 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:27,447 HIM WHEN HE WAS 21 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: LET'S -- LET'S CHECK 160 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:29,916 IN WITH ONE OF OUR PRODUCERS, BRIAN McDONALD BRIAN, WILL YOU PLEASE READ 161 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:33,453 YOUR LETTER? * >> HEY FAMILY, IT'S YOUR 162 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:37,223 FAVORITE SON, BRIAN. I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME AT THE SHOW 163 00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:41,828 BUT I'M ACTUALLY WRITING TO TELL YOU I'M PERMANENTLY CHANGING MY NAME TO "RYAN. 164 00:12:41,828 --> 00:12:43,663 WHEN I STARTED HERE OVER A A DECADE AGO, ONE GUY CALLED ME "RYAN" IN A MEETING AND I 165 00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:49,102 DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. [ LAUGHTER ] AND NOW IT'S TEN YEARS LATER 166 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:52,405 AND EVERYONE STILL CALLS ME "RYAN. IT'S BEEN SO LONG, I'M STARTING 167 00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:57,110 TO QUESTION MY REAL NAME EVER WAS BRIAN. [ LAUGHTER ] 168 00:12:57,110 --> 00:13:00,947 OR MAYBE IT WAS "IVAN. I THINK I'LL JUST GO WITH "RYLAN." 169 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:06,753 YEAH, "RYLAN." SEE YOU SOON LOVE, BRIAN. 170 00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:09,155 DAMN IT. [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: EXCELLENT. 171 00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:14,728 EXCELLENT JOB. EXCELLENT. THESE ARE GREAT. 172 00:13:14,728 --> 00:13:17,330 NOW LET'S HEAR FROM ONE OF OUR WRITERS, MARTIN. MARTIN, WILL YOU PLEASE READ 173 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:19,432 YOUR LETTER? * >> DEAR MOM AND DAD, THIS IS 174 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:24,571 THE WEIRDEST SPACE CAMP I'VE EVER BEEN TOO. [ LAUGHTER ] 175 00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:28,942 NOBODY EVER WEARS THEIR ASTRONAUT SUITS EXCEPT FOR ME. AND ANY TIME I ASK ABOUT TAKING 176 00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:34,080 THE SHUTTLE, THEY SEND ME IN A A CHEVY SUBURBAN TO LaGUARDIA AIRPORT. 177 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:38,218 [ LAUGHTER ] I HAVEN'T LEARNED A SINGLE THING ABOUT THE SPACE FORCE 178 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:39,819 PROGRAM YET, BUT "THE TONIGHT SHOW" ANNOUNCER, MR. STEVE HIGGINS, SAID THAT IF 179 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:48,495 I WAS INTERESTED, HE COULD SELL ME SOMETHING THAT WOULD MAKE ME, "FEEL WEIGHLESS AF. 180 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:57,604 [ LAUGHTER ] SOUNDS FUN SO PLEASE SEND $60 -- PLEASE 181 00:13:57,604 --> 00:14:03,677 SEND $70 CASH. I LOVE YOU PLEASE SEND ME MONEY 182 00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:06,312 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, MARTIN. JEFF GOLDBLUM IS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT. 183 00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:10,350 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JEFF -- JEFF, DO YOU HAVE A LETTER FOR US? 184 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:17,891 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> DEAREST, MATER AND DEAR, PATER. 185 00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:23,263 THINGS ARE -- ARE GOING WELL FOR ME IN ENTERTAINMENT. I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN BEING A 186 00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:28,068 A GUEST ON "THE JIMMY FALLON SHOW." EARLIER, JIMMY CAME TO MY 187 00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:31,571 DRESSING ROOM AND SAID "HI" TO ME AND THEN AFTER THAT, I SAID 188 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:35,442 "HI" TO HIM. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THE DRESSING ROOM HAD A LOT OF 189 00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:37,377 NICE SNACKS, LIKE CARROTS, CELERY, THOSE LITTLE CONTAINERS OF HUMMUS WITH THE PRETZELS IN 190 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:45,985 THE LID. THERE WAS SOME TRISCUITS AND CASHEWS, ALMONDS, EVEN JORDAN 191 00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:51,691 ALMONDS. YOU KNOW THEM? THEY'RE CANDY COATED LIKE 192 00:14:51,691 --> 00:15:01,067 A FANCY M&M, BUT NO CHOCOLATE, NOT EVEN A LITTLE. DESPITE THAT, THEY'RE -- 193 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,769 THEY'RE STILL A TASTY TREAT, A A TREAT BEST SUITED WITH SOMEONE WITH HARD TEETH LIKE A 194 00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:12,545 A LORNE GREEN OR A A JAMES GARNER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 195 00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:16,816 ALSO, "JURASSIC WORLD: DOMINION" IS COMING OUT SOON, AND I PLAY A CHARACTER IN IT 196 00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:20,553 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I'M GLAD THAT EVERYONE'S DOING IT. 197 00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:24,157 [ LAUGHTER ] I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS SO THANK YOU, JEFF 198 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:28,094 OF COURSE, I ALWAYS WRITE HOME, TOO. AND AS USUAL, I'D LIKE TO WRITE 199 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:31,798 A NOTE, PLEASE I'LL USE MY LETTER-READING VOICE. 200 00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:39,839 >> Steve: DIP THAT INK * >> Jimmy: TO MY DEAREST MUMSY 201 00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:47,647 AND DADSY, MY DEEPEST AND SINCEREST APOLOGIES. 'TIS BEEN MANY A FORTNIGHT 202 00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:53,553 SINCE I CORRESPONDED WITH THEE LAST, BUT I'VE BEEN TERRIBLY BUSY NOW THAT THE NEW SEASON OF 203 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:56,823 "STRANGER THINGS" HATH DROPPED NETFLIX AND CHILLING I'VE BEEN INDEED 204 00:15:56,823 --> 00:16:01,428 [ LAUGHTER ] AS THOU MIGHT SURMISE FROM THE SHOW'S CURIOUS MONIKER, 'TIS A 205 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:03,229 A VERITABLE PHANTASMAGORIA OF ODD OCCURRENCES BEFALLING A RAGTAG BAND OF CHUMS IN THE 206 00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:15,842 YEAR OF OUR LORD 1986. [ LAUGHTER ] OH, HOW I MEANT TO PHONE THEE 207 00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:17,577 UPON FINISHING, BUT I WAS WOEFULLY INDISPOSED AFTER IMBIBING AN ENTIRE CONTAINER OF 208 00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:26,252 SOMETHING CALLED "MOUNTAIN DEW FLAMIN' HOT. MY WORD, THE ONLY "STRANGER 209 00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:36,730 THINGS" I'VE ENCOUNTERED SINCE THAT ARE -- SORRY. ERASE. 210 00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:39,799 [ LAUGHTER ] NOW, HERE WE GO. >> Steve: RE-DIP 211 00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:41,468 >> Jimmy: MY WORD, THE ONLY "STRANGER THING" I'VE ENCOUNTERED SINCE ARE WHAT THIS 212 00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:51,611 VILE BEVERAGE DOTH WROUGHT UPON MY INNARDS [ LAUGHTER ] 213 00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:58,084 ANYWAY, I HOPE THIS LATEST MISSIVE FINDS YOU WELL I LOW-KEY MISS YOU BOTH EVER SO 214 00:16:58,084 --> 00:17:03,723 MUCH, NO CAP YOUR MOST HUMBLEST OF SONS, JAMES TIBERIOUS FALLON 215 00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:08,028 THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THOSE ARE OUR "LETTERS HOME. 216 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:10,030 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JEFF GOLDBLUM, EVERYONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 217 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:19,706 * >> Jimmy: THEN I ALSO HEARD THAT DUA LIPA AND YOU HAD 218 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:23,643 A BOND >> YES >> Jimmy: AND AT ONE POINT SHE 219 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:27,547 SAID TO YOU THAT YOU GUYS WERE GOING TO GET MATCHING TATTOOS. >> OKAY, THIS IS HER IDEA. 220 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:30,250 THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THESE GORGEOUS WOMEN WITH DARK HAIR AND MIDDLE PARTS WHERE THEY -- 221 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:46,800 THEY REALLY GREAVITATE TOWARDS ME >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST STARS 222 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:53,139 IN THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED BIG, NEW SUMMER MOVIE, "JURASSIC WORLD: DOMINION," WHICH OPENS 223 00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:57,777 IN THEATERS AND IMAX THIS FRIDAY PLEASE WELCOME JEFF GOLDBLUM 224 00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:57,811 FRIDAY PLEASE WELCOME JEFF GOLDBLUM 225 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:11,524 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 226 00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:25,538 * >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT THAT'S HOW YOU MAKE AN 227 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,907 ENTRANCE COME ON. I LOVE YOU, BUD. 228 00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:30,443 >> I LOVE YOU, BUD >> Jimmy: WELCOME. LOOK AT THIS 229 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:35,248 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S THE ONE AND ONLY. THAT'S THE ONE AND ONLY. 230 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:38,084 I MISS YOU WELCOME BACK >> I MISS YOU HORRIBLY 231 00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:42,122 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME I WAS ON THIS SHOW? >> Jimmy: IT WAS PRE-COVID 232 00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:44,224 I KNOW THAT. IT'S BEEN A WHILE. >> THANK YOU FOR LEADING US 233 00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:50,530 THROUGH DARK TIMES AND CHALLENGING TIMES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 234 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:53,933 >> Jimmy: VERY GOOD. >> YOU'RE A LIGHT. YOU'RE A LIGHT IN THE WORLD. 235 00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:56,236 >> Jimmy: CAN I JUST SAY THIS TO YOU, BY THE WAY YOU LOOK FANTASTIC 236 00:18:56,236 --> 00:19:02,242 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'VE BEEN KIND OF A FASHION ICON YOUR WHOLE LIFE 237 00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:06,713 BUT THIS IS -- NO, BUT I HAVE TO GET INTO THIS BECAUSE I WAS GOING, "JEFF, 238 00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:09,282 THIS IS FANTASTIC. I LOVE THIS. AND YOU'RE LIKE, "YEAH, NO BIG 239 00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:14,254 DEAL I DID A THING WITH PRADA I WAS ON THE RUNWAY. 240 00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:16,589 AND I GO, "STOP RIGHT NOW. WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? AND YOU GO, "I WAS A RUNWAY 241 00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:20,593 MODEL FOR PRADA. I GO, "WAIT JEFF, YOU CAN'T BURY THE LEDE. 242 00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:23,797 THIS REALLY HAPPENED?" TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS. >> WELL, I DON'T KNOW THAT I 243 00:19:23,797 --> 00:19:27,167 WAS A RUNWAY MODEL I MEAN, FOR THAT DAY, I WAS MODELING SOME CLOTHING, AND I 244 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:32,072 WALKED ON THIS RUNWAY. BUT IT WAS FUN >> Jimmy: WE GOT A CLIP OF IT, 245 00:19:32,072 --> 00:19:35,375 BY THE WAY >> WHAT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 246 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:38,211 >> Jimmy: TOOK US FIVE MINUTES, AND WE ALREADY GOT THE CLIP. HERE'S JEFF GOLDBLUM ON THE 247 00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:39,913 HERE'S JEFF GOLDBLUM ON THE PRADA RUNWAY 248 00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:43,550 * 249 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:48,922 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S GREAT >> YOU LIKE THAT 250 00:19:48,922 --> 00:19:53,493 >> Jimmy: YES! WAIT, YOU LOOK FANTASTIC >> WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH 251 00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:56,796 BEFORE, IT JUST OCCURRED TO ME THAT THEY WERE PLAYING MUSIC, AND I WAS LISTENING TO MUSIC 252 00:19:56,796 --> 00:20:03,336 IT WAS UNEXPECTED AND UNREHEARSED. BUT I WAS THINKING OF, "WELL, 253 00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:07,707 THAT LOOKS A LITTLE KIND OF -- I DON'T THINK I WAS DOING -- BUT SOMETHING AGGRESSIVE 254 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:15,915 * IT WAS SOMETHING LIKE -- * 255 00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:20,086 >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD. >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH >> Jimmy: YOU GOT RHYTHM 256 00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:23,023 YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT. AND OWN THAT STAGE I WOULD BE NERVOUS 257 00:20:23,023 --> 00:20:26,626 >> YEAH. I WAS THRILLED I WAS EXCITED. 258 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:29,696 >> Jimmy: CAN WE TALK ABOUT "JURASSIC WORLD: DOMINION. >> YES WE CAN. 259 00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:32,866 DIRECTED BY THE GREAT COLIN TREVORROW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 260 00:20:32,866 --> 00:20:37,137 >> Jimmy: HE'S A GENIUS. >> HE'S A GENIUS >> Jimmy: GENIUS, YEAH 261 00:20:37,137 --> 00:20:40,173 I'VE GOT TO SAY, IT'S WHAT WE WANT WE WANT A BIG SUMMER MOVIE 262 00:20:40,173 --> 00:20:43,910 IT'S TIME. WE WANT A BIG POPCORN MOVIE. WE WANT -- I DON'T KNOW HOW HE 263 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:48,615 WRITES AND DIRECTS ALL THIS STUFF. >> OH, HE'S AMAZING. 264 00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:50,784 I THINK WHAT HE'S DONE WITH THIS IS FANTASTIC. IT IS MORE EXCITING THAN ANY OF 265 00:20:50,784 --> 00:20:56,790 THE OTHER JURASSIC MOVIES. DINOSAURS ARE ALL OVER THE WORLD IN THIS ONE, EVERYWHERE 266 00:20:56,790 --> 00:21:01,828 WE ARE AND IT'S MORE THRILLING. THE ACTION NEVER STOPS 267 00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:03,430 I SAW IT -- I'VE SEEN IT TWICE NOW. THE LAST TIME I SAW IT, I WAS 268 00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:07,967 LITERALLY -- THIS IS NOT -- YOU KNOW, I GUESS I'M HERE TO SAY SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 269 00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:11,671 BUT I'M TELLING YOU, THIS IS THE TRUTH. I WAS WATCHING IT, AND I WAS 270 00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:14,507 GRIPPED -- GRIPPED -- AND LIKE THIS AND THERE ARE MANY SCARES, IF 271 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:17,777 YOU LIKE THIS KIND OF THING, AND I DO I JUMPED 272 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:21,214 I JUMPED MANY, MANY TIMES. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I'M VERY KIND OF INTO 273 00:21:21,214 --> 00:21:24,884 THE CHARACTERS YOU KNOW, I'M IN IT. LAURA -- THE GREAT LAURA DERN. 274 00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:27,854 OSCAR WINNER, LAURA DERN >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, SAM NEILL. >> SAM NEILL 275 00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:29,823 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: LAURA DERN, I LOVE LAURA DERN 276 00:21:29,823 --> 00:21:31,791 WHO DOES NOT LOVE LAURA DERN >> AND WE'RE IN IT KIND OF A A LOT. 277 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,828 >> Jimmy: THE TRILOGY. THE TEAM -- THE BAND GOT BACK TOGETHER FOR THIS. 278 00:21:34,828 --> 00:21:38,131 >> WE'RE MASHED UP WITH THE GREAT CHRIS PRATT, WHOM YOU KNOW AND ADORE 279 00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:41,534 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD. I HAVE A PHOTO OF YOU. 280 00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:45,105 >> BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD DeWANDA WISE MAMOUDOU ATHIE 281 00:21:45,105 --> 00:21:46,806 >> Jimmy: I HAVE A PHOTO OF YOU FROM THE MOVIE HERE'S A PICTURE OF JEFF FROM 282 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:51,144 THE FILM HERE YOU GO. >> YES 283 00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:53,847 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY DID THAT THING THAT THEY DID TO DE NIRO IN "THE 284 00:21:53,847 --> 00:21:58,985 IRISHMAN." THEY MADE ME LOOK MUCH YOUNGER >> Jimmy: NO, I LOVE THIS. 285 00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:01,221 THANK YOU. WE ACTUALLY FOUND THIS PHOTO -- I THINK IT WAS FROM THE LAST 286 00:22:01,221 --> 00:22:03,490 TIME YOU WERE ON THE SHOW, BECAUSE WE WERE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS 287 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:06,426 BUT THIS -- LOOK HOW STYLISH YOU WERE BACK THEN PRADA. 288 00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:09,262 LOOK OUT, PRADA. >> WELL. >> Jimmy: BUT THIS REMINDS ME. 289 00:22:09,262 --> 00:22:12,899 IT REMINDED ME OF THIS SCENE FROM "JURASSIC" -- >> YEAH. 290 00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:20,874 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ LAUGHTER ] * 291 00:22:20,874 --> 00:22:25,078 >> Jimmy: BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT'S COOL IS THAT THEY'RE MAKING -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 292 00:22:25,078 --> 00:22:28,148 >> SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH ME >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO THEY'RE MAKING MERCH FOR THIS 293 00:22:28,148 --> 00:22:32,085 MOVIE BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE JUST - IT'S THE BIGGEST THING IN THE 294 00:22:32,085 --> 00:22:33,987 WORLD. IT'S THE BIGGEST MOVIE IN THE WORLD. 295 00:22:33,987 --> 00:22:37,357 >> WELL. >> Jimmy: THEY MADE THIS TOY - I WOULDN'T SAY -- WELL, IT'S A 296 00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:40,093 A TOY. IT'S AN ACTION FIGURE. >> YES, YES. 297 00:22:40,093 --> 00:22:43,697 >> Jimmy: YEP, THIS IS YOUR GREAT BOOK >> YEAH. 298 00:22:43,697 --> 00:22:45,899 >> Jimmy: THIS IS YOUR BOOK THAT YOUR -- >> THEY MOCKED THAT UP AS IF 299 00:22:45,899 --> 00:22:47,500 I -- AS IF DR. IAN MALCOM, THAT'S THE NAME OF MY CHARACTER, WROTE "GOD CREATES 300 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:55,408 DINOSAURS. THAT'S RIGHT >> Jimmy: AND WHAT YOU GET WHEN 301 00:22:55,408 --> 00:23:01,514 YOU GET THIS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * 302 00:23:01,514 --> 00:23:07,420 [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, VERY GOOD >> Jimmy: YOU'RE A STUD THERE. 303 00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:10,824 COME ON, BUD >> OH, YES, YES. >> Jimmy: DID SPIELBERG ASK YOU 304 00:23:10,824 --> 00:23:14,194 TO -- GO, "HEY JEFF, JUST OPEN UP ANOTHER BUTTON. >> NO, NO. 305 00:23:14,194 --> 00:23:17,497 I DON'T REMEMBER HOW THAT HAPPENED ACTUALLY. IT'S 30 YEARS AGO. 306 00:23:17,497 --> 00:23:21,868 AND NO, HERE'S WHAT -- LAURA DERN I WAS TALKING TO HER YESTERDAY 307 00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:26,139 AND SHE'S -- BECAUSE I SAID -- PEOPLE HAVE ASKED ME THAT. HOW DID IT HAPPEN? 308 00:23:26,139 --> 00:23:28,174 DID I SAY, "STEVEN, PLEASE, LET ME -- AS LONG AS I'M HERE, YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS 309 00:23:28,174 --> 00:23:32,345 THIS." OR DID HE SAY, "JEFF, PLEASE, COME ON, LET'S SEE SOMETHING." 310 00:23:32,345 --> 00:23:35,181 UH, NO I DON'T THINK THOSE THINGS HAPPENED 311 00:23:35,181 --> 00:23:39,819 I THINK IN THE, YOU KNOW, ACTORLY WAY, I THINK MY CHARACTER -- EVEN THOUGH YOU 312 00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:45,792 SEE THIS THING ON THE LEG, MY LEG HAS OF COURSE HAD SOME DIFFICULTY 313 00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:50,997 I THINK I HAD AN INJURY THAT IS NOT DEPICTED HERE. BUT IN THE MOVIE, WHETHER YOU 314 00:23:50,997 --> 00:23:53,466 SEE IT BELOW THE SCREEN OR NOT, THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON THERE. 315 00:23:53,466 --> 00:23:56,870 IF YOU CAN GET SOME EVIDENCE FOR THAT, YOU KNOW, THAT WILL BE MY STORY. 316 00:23:56,870 --> 00:24:00,140 >> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S NOT - >> WAIT A MINUTE WAIT A MINUTE. 317 00:24:00,140 --> 00:24:03,309 I SEE SOME BLOOD THERE THERE'S A BLOOD SPATTER THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] 318 00:24:03,309 --> 00:24:05,178 >> Jimmy: THAT IS THE REASON YOU HAD TO REMOVE YOUR SHIRT >> YES 319 00:24:05,178 --> 00:24:08,782 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT IS A NICK THAT IS BARELY ANYTHING. 320 00:24:08,782 --> 00:24:10,116 YOU HAD TO TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF FOR THAT >> THAT'S EXCESS 321 00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:13,787 THAT'S EXCESS FROM SOMETHING THAT IS HAPPENING HERE I'M TELLING YOU. 322 00:24:13,787 --> 00:24:16,623 >> Jimmy: EITHER WAY, IT BECAME A SCENE WE ALL REMEMBER FROM THE MOVIE, AND YOU'RE IN A 323 00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:20,560 A MOVIE WITH CGI GIANT DINOSAURS. AND YET THIS IS WHAT WE WANT TO 324 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:25,065 PLAY WITH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> WHO CAN BLAME US? 325 00:24:25,065 --> 00:24:29,636 >> Jimmy: WE CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS MOVIE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 326 00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:31,838 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP YOU'RE FANTASTIC HERE'S JEFF GOLDBLUM IN 327 00:24:31,838 --> 00:24:34,641 "JURASSIC WORLD: DOMINION. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 328 00:24:35,742 --> 00:24:40,246 CASCADING SYSTEM-WIDE EFFECTS, IAN. >> GOSH, THAT'S A DRAG 329 00:24:40,246 --> 00:24:44,951 >> WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU >> WHAT, IS THERE SOMETHING SPECIAL YOU WANTED ME TO DO? 330 00:24:44,951 --> 00:24:47,354 >> YOU KNOW, FAR TOO MUCH NOT TO CARE. >> HEY 331 00:24:47,354 --> 00:24:49,989 I GAVE MY OPINION, ROBUSTLY, FOR YEARS. AS EXPECTED, THE SUM OF OUR 332 00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:56,663 HUMAN ENDEAVORS HAS LED TO OUR ANNIHILATION AND THE ONLY PLAY NOW IS TO 333 00:24:56,663 --> 00:25:00,266 TAKE THE TIME WE HAVE LEFT AND, YOU KNOW, JUST LIKE WE ALWAYS DO, SQUANDER IT. 334 00:25:00,266 --> 00:25:04,537 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 335 00:25:04,537 --> 00:25:08,775 JEFF GOLDBLUM RIGHT THERE. LOOKING GOOD, BY THE WAY THAT'S A STUD. 336 00:25:08,775 --> 00:25:11,411 "JURASSIC WORLD: DOMINION" OPENS IN THEATERS AND iMAX THIS FRIDAY 337 00:25:11,411 --> 00:25:15,348 GET YOUR TICKETS NOW JEFF IS GOING TO DO SOMETHING MUSICAL WHEN WE COME BACK. 338 00:25:15,348 --> 00:25:35,201 STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 339 00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:36,836 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. WE ARE HANGING OUT WITH 340 00:25:36,836 --> 00:25:41,641 JEFF GOLDBLUM, WHO STARS IN "JURASSIC WORLD: DOMINION. WE ARE SITTING AT THE PIANO 341 00:25:41,641 --> 00:25:45,779 BECAUSE IN ADDITION TO JEFF BEING SUCH A TALENTED ACTOR, HE'S ALSO A VERY TALENTED 342 00:25:45,779 --> 00:25:48,948 MUSICIAN >> NOT TRUE. >> Jimmy: YOU PERFORMED -- 343 00:25:48,948 --> 00:25:51,484 >> YES IT IS >> UNLIKE STEVE ALAN >> Jimmy: YOU ARE, THAT'S GOOD 344 00:25:51,484 --> 00:25:54,587 SHOUT OUT TO STEVE ALAN. YOU PERFORM WITH YOUR JAZZ QUARTET HAS A GREAT NAME, IT'S 345 00:25:54,587 --> 00:26:02,062 THE MILDRED SNITZER ORCHESTRA. YOU HAVE ALBUMS OUT. I KNOW LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE, 346 00:26:02,062 --> 00:26:05,565 WE TALKED ABOUT -- >> YES, HAVE YOU GUYS LISTENED TO THE ALBUM 347 00:26:05,565 --> 00:26:09,736 WE HAVE TWO ALBUMS THEY WERE ON DECCA AND VERVE THEY WENT TO NUMBER ONE ON THE 348 00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:13,239 JAZZ STATION [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HUMBLE BRAG. 349 00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:16,276 I DON'T WANT TO BREAK MY ARM PATTING MYSELF ON THE BACK BUT, YOU KNOW, THESE GUYS, YOU 350 00:26:16,276 --> 00:26:19,779 KNOW >> Jimmy: WHEN DID YOU START PLAYING THE PIANO? 351 00:26:19,779 --> 00:26:23,516 >> I STARTED PLAYING THE PIANO WHEN I WAS A KID OUR PARENTS, LIKE WE DO WITH 352 00:26:23,516 --> 00:26:28,955 OUR KIDS, OFFERED PIANO LESSONS. THERE WERE FOUR OF US. 353 00:26:28,955 --> 00:26:31,491 AND I KIND OF HAD A FACILITY, BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO PRACTICE. I HAD NO DISCIPLINE FOR THE 354 00:26:31,491 --> 00:26:36,196 FIRST COUPLE OF YEARS. I WOULD GO, "I HOPE HIS CAR BREAKS DOWN AND DOESN'T GET 355 00:26:36,196 --> 00:26:38,932 HERE." BECAUSE I WOULD DO ANYHTING, AND HE GOES, "YOU KNOW, HE 356 00:26:38,932 --> 00:26:43,503 DIDN'T GO. "IT WAS A SHAME. IT WAS A HORRIBLE SHAME. 357 00:26:43,503 --> 00:26:46,906 UNTIL HE GAVE ME A PIECE OF JAZZ, AN ARRANGEMENT AND I WENT -- THERE WAS 358 00:26:46,906 --> 00:26:50,610 SOMETHING I LIKED ABOUT THAT IT SYNCOPATED OR SOMETHING AND I WAS LIKE, "I'M GOING TO 359 00:26:50,610 --> 00:26:53,780 SIT HERE NOW, AND PLAY THIS, AND WORK THIS OUT UNTIL I CAN PLAY IT. 360 00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:56,416 >> Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER THE SONG >> YEAH, "ALLEY CAT. 361 00:26:56,416 --> 00:27:05,058 * I JUST LOVE THAT * 362 00:27:05,058 --> 00:27:09,629 * >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT SONG >> HEY, NOW, HERE'S 363 00:27:09,629 --> 00:27:13,566 A QUESTION - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU. 364 00:27:13,566 --> 00:27:18,938 HEY, HERE'S TRIVIA >> WHAT MOVIE WAS THAT SONG USED IN? 365 00:27:18,938 --> 00:27:23,510 >> Jimmy: ORIGINALLY >> NOT ORIGINALLY. NO, NO, NO 366 00:27:23,510 --> 00:27:27,347 IT'S A FUNNY MOVIE I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT -- OH, I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT 367 00:27:27,347 --> 00:27:31,484 DAVID LETTERMAN HAS A SMALL PART IN IT >> Jimmy: "CABIN BOY?" 368 00:27:31,484 --> 00:27:33,586 >> EXACTLY RIGHT YEAH, REMEMBER WHEN CHRIS ELLIOT IS DANCING, AND 369 00:27:33,586 --> 00:27:38,825 THEY'RE PLAYING -- THEY'RE THROWING CANS AT HIS HEAD 370 00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:43,296 YES, THAT'S "ALLEY CAT." >> Jimmy: WHAT OTHER THINGS CAN YOU PLAY 371 00:27:43,296 --> 00:27:45,932 CAN YOU PLAY US A LITTLE SOMETHING? >> OH, LET'S SEE 372 00:27:45,932 --> 00:28:04,517 * * * 373 00:28:04,517 --> 00:28:10,724 >> Jimmy: DO YOU PLAY -- ALL JAZZ >> OH, I PLAY ON ANYTHING. 374 00:28:10,724 --> 00:28:13,259 >> Jimmy: IF I COULD PLAY YOU A LITTLE, I KNOW A LITTLE BIT OF - 375 00:28:13,259 --> 00:28:21,234 >> PLAY SOMETHING. >> Jimmy: LET ME SEE IF I CAN PLAY IT. 376 00:28:21,234 --> 00:28:26,806 * * I'M HAPPY I'M FEELING SAD I'VE GOT SUNSHINE IN A BAG 377 00:28:26,806 --> 00:28:34,881 I'M USELESS BUT NOT FOR LONG THE FUTURE IS COMING ON * * I'M HAPPY FEELING SAD 378 00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:43,089 I'VE GOT SUNSHINE IN A BAG I'M USELESS BUT NOT FOR LONG THE FUTURE IS COMING ON * 379 00:28:43,089 --> 00:28:49,429 * IS COMING O IS COMING ON IS COMING ON * 380 00:28:49,429 --> 00:28:54,801 I DON'T KNOW, I'M PLAYING AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 381 00:28:54,801 --> 00:28:57,737 YOU CAN PLAY ANYTHING, AND JUST GET RIGHT INTO IT. I THINK THAT'S FUN 382 00:28:57,737 --> 00:29:01,341 >> WELL, I'M A HUMBLE STUDENT, THESE GUYS KNOW, BUT YES, I LIKE TO MAKE THINGS UP 383 00:29:01,341 --> 00:29:07,047 >> Jimmy: CAN YOU DO MAYBE THE THEME TO "JURASSIC PARK? >> WAIT A SECOND 384 00:29:07,047 --> 00:29:18,725 DO YOU KNOW THE LYRICS TO IT * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 385 00:29:18,725 --> 00:29:24,631 * * IN JURASSIC PAR SCARY IN THE DAR 386 00:29:24,631 --> 00:29:36,876 I'M SO SCARED THAT I'LL BE EATEN * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 387 00:29:36,876 --> 00:29:39,045 >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WERE LYRICS. BUT YOU WERE TELLING ME THAT 388 00:29:39,045 --> 00:29:43,316 YOU HAVE A VERY SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO MAKE 389 00:29:43,316 --> 00:29:48,888 >> MAY I LISTEN TO THIS DON PARDO, IF YOU'RE EVER 390 00:29:48,888 --> 00:29:51,057 READY. FOR EVERY PERSON IN THIS AUDIENCE, I WOULD LIKE TO NOW 391 00:29:51,057 --> 00:29:52,759 OFFER YOU A GIFT OF A TICKET FOR RIGHT AFTER THIS SHOW OF AN EARLY SCREENING OF "JURASSIC 392 00:29:52,759 --> 00:30:07,273 WORLD: DOMINION. YOU'RE ALL INVITED [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 393 00:30:07,273 --> 00:30:22,022 * * >> Jimmy: JEFF GOLDBLUM, 394 00:30:22,022 --> 00:30:32,532 EVERYBODY. SEE "JURASSIC WORLD: DOMINION" THIS FRIDAY. 395 00:30:32,532 --> 00:30:34,801 OUT AUDIENCE IS GOING TO SEE IT TONIGHT. BOWEN YANG JOINS US AFTER THE 396 00:30:34,801 --> 00:30:40,173 BREAK. STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 397 00:30:40,173 --> 00:30:57,390 * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN EMMY-NOMINATED ACTOR AND 398 00:30:57,390 --> 00:31:02,295 COMEDIAN WHO STARS IN THE NEW FILM, "FIRE ISLAND," WHICH IS STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON HULU. 399 00:31:02,295 --> 00:31:05,298 PLEASE WELCOME ONE OF MY FAVORITES, BOWEN YANG. 400 00:31:07,300 --> 00:31:23,383 * * >> COME ON 401 00:31:23,383 --> 00:31:24,918 >> Jimmy: IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. YOU LOOK FANTASTIC 402 00:31:24,918 --> 00:31:27,420 >> LOOK AT YOU THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: BOWEN YANG, I SAW YOU 403 00:31:27,420 --> 00:31:29,356 ON THE SEASON FINALE -- BY THE WAY, ANOTHER GREAT SEASON OF BOWEN YANG ON "SATURDAY NIGHT 404 00:31:29,356 --> 00:31:32,559 LIVE." >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: NOT TOO SHABBY 405 00:31:32,559 --> 00:31:35,729 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> COME ON >> Jimmy: HERE YOU ARE 406 00:31:35,729 --> 00:31:37,130 SEASON FINALE OF "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," THE "TREND SETTERS" -- 407 00:31:37,130 --> 00:31:39,899 >> YES >> Jimmy: GOSH, IT MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH. 408 00:31:39,899 --> 00:31:42,836 THIS WAS AIDY'S LAST SHOW. >> IT WAS. >> Jimmy: IT WAS 409 00:31:42,836 --> 00:31:45,672 KATE McKINNON'S LAST SHOW. IT WAS KYLE MOONEY'S, PETE DAVIDSON'S. 410 00:31:45,672 --> 00:31:49,175 >> THAT WAS FOUR PEOPLE WHO, LIKE, DEFINED WHAT THE SHOW WAS FOR, LIKE, SO LONG 411 00:31:49,175 --> 00:31:52,779 AND -- >> Jimmy: WAS IT EMOTIONAL I KNOW 412 00:31:52,779 --> 00:31:54,447 I'VE BEEN THERE WHEN PEOPLE LEAVE. AND I -- 413 00:31:54,447 --> 00:31:56,282 IT'S ALWAYS -- FOR ME, IT'S A LITTLE -- I FEEL LIKE I JUST WANT TO STEP AWAY AND LET THEM 414 00:31:56,282 --> 00:31:59,452 HAVE THEIR -- >> YEAH, I BASICALLY DID THAT. BUT I WAS STILL, LIKE, A JERK 415 00:31:59,452 --> 00:32:01,221 AND AT GOODNIGHTS, THEY WERE HUGGING AND THEY PROBABLY WOULD, LIKE, IMAGINE WHAT THIS 416 00:32:01,221 --> 00:32:06,359 MOMENT WOULD BE LIKE, THEIR LAST GOODNIGHT AND I WAS JUST, LIKE, OFF TO 417 00:32:06,359 --> 00:32:10,830 THE SIDE WHILE I'M STILL SNEAKING A PHOTO IN. I FELT LIKE SUCH A -- SUCH A 418 00:32:10,830 --> 00:32:14,234 A PAPARAZZI JERK [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ANYWAY, I MEAN, AFTER THAT, WE 419 00:32:14,234 --> 00:32:16,636 JUST, LIKE, WENT TO THE AFTER PARTY AND ATE PIGS IN A BLANKET. 420 00:32:16,636 --> 00:32:19,472 IT WAS FUN [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S HOW YOU 421 00:32:19,472 --> 00:32:21,307 DO IT. THAT'S HOW YOU PARTY >> HOW YOU PARTY 422 00:32:21,307 --> 00:32:23,843 AND LORNE LOVES A PIG IN A A BLANKET. HE DOES? 423 00:32:23,843 --> 00:32:25,779 HE LIKES POP -- WAIT, DIDN'T HE -- I FEEL LIKE PIGS IN A BLANKET IS, LIKE ONE OF THOSE 424 00:32:25,779 --> 00:32:32,786 LORNE LORE THINGS THAT HAS BEEN THERE SINCE, LIKE -- SINCE, LIKE, THE SHOW HAS EXISTED 425 00:32:32,786 --> 00:32:34,754 >> Jimmy: PIGS IN A BLANKET? >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING -- YOU KNOW 426 00:32:34,754 --> 00:32:37,290 YOU KNOW THIS. >> Jimmy: I KNOW LORNE, BUT I DON'T KNOW PIGS IN A BLANKET 427 00:32:37,290 --> 00:32:39,926 >> OKAY, HE LOVES PIGS IN A BLANKET. >> Jimmy: WELL, WHO DOESN'T 428 00:32:39,926 --> 00:32:44,397 LOVE PIGS IN A BLANKET >> THERE YOU GO. >> Jimmy: I MEAN, RIGHT? 429 00:32:44,397 --> 00:32:46,466 >> YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: POPCORN I KNOW, BUT I 430 00:32:46,466 --> 00:32:48,968 DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT PIGS IN A BLANKET. >> PIGS IN A BLANKET 431 00:32:48,968 --> 00:32:51,104 THAT'S, LIKE, PART OF THE MYTHOLOGY. THE MYTHOS OF LORNE. 432 00:32:51,104 --> 00:32:53,239 SPEAKING OF MR. PAPARAZZI -- >> OH. >> Jimmy: WITH PHOTOS AND 433 00:32:53,239 --> 00:32:55,542 STUFF, NO BIG DEAL JUST -- KIM KARDASHIAN WENT UP TO YOU AND SAID, "BOWEN, I NEED 434 00:32:55,542 --> 00:32:58,912 A PICTURE WITH YOU." >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND -- 435 00:32:58,912 --> 00:33:01,514 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SHE GOT A PHOTO WITH YOU AND -- AND IT'S PROOF, BECAUSE, 436 00:33:01,514 --> 00:33:06,786 ACTUALLY, ON HER SHOW. >> YES >> Jimmy: IT WAS DOCUMENTED. 437 00:33:06,786 --> 00:33:09,322 >> WELL, SHE CAME UP TO ME AND SAID, "I'M GOING TO BE SO ANNOYING 438 00:33:09,322 --> 00:33:12,592 CAN I GET A PICTURE WITH YOU?" AND I -- YEAH. AND IT WAS LIKE -- 439 00:33:12,592 --> 00:33:14,761 >> Jimmy: SAYING YOU'RE HOT. >> JUST SAYING I'M HOT LIKE, I THOUGHT IT WAS THE 440 00:33:14,761 --> 00:33:20,066 CRAZIEST THING OF MY LIFE THAT SHE WANTED SOMETHING WITH ME IT WAS SUCH A CRAZY NIGHT 441 00:33:20,066 --> 00:33:23,603 BECAUSE OUR SKETCH GOT CUT AND SHE HAD SO MUCH FUN IN IT. AND SO, I WAS, LIKE, TRULY DOWN 442 00:33:23,603 --> 00:33:29,442 IN THE DUMPS AND THEN SHE CAME AND, LIKE, HOISTED ME BACK UP INTO HEAVEN. 443 00:33:29,442 --> 00:33:31,511 >> Jimmy: BUT THEN I ALSO HEARD THAT DUA LIPA AND YOU HAD A BOND 444 00:33:31,511 --> 00:33:35,448 >> YES >> Jimmy: AND AT ONE POINT, SHE SAID THAT YOU -- THAT YOU GUYS 445 00:33:35,448 --> 00:33:38,284 WERE GOING TO GET MATCHING TATTOOS? >> OKAY, THIS IS HER IDEA. 446 00:33:38,284 --> 00:33:40,086 I DON'T KNOW, THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THESE GORGEOUS WOMEN WITH DARK HAIR AND MIDDLE PARTS 447 00:33:40,086 --> 00:33:45,158 WHERE THEY -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THEY REALLY GRAVITATE TOWARDS 448 00:33:45,158 --> 00:33:47,894 YOU. >> Jimmy: MIDDLE PARTS OKAY 449 00:33:47,894 --> 00:33:50,530 >> AND WE DO THE SKETCH TOGETHER I WROTE -- I WROTE HER INTO THE 450 00:33:50,530 --> 00:33:53,700 SKETCH WE NAMED HER CHARACTER, "MARJORIE. 451 00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:55,602 AND THEN AT GOODNIGHTS, I WAS COMPLIMENTING HER TATTOOS AND SHE SAID, "LET'S GET ONE 452 00:33:55,602 --> 00:33:59,806 TOGETHER." [ AUDIENCE OHS ] AND IT WAS TRULY, LIKE, AN OUT 453 00:33:59,806 --> 00:34:02,509 OF BODY EXPERIENCE AND SO SHE STALLED -- THE SOFT PLAN IS WE'RE GOING TO GET IT 454 00:34:02,509 --> 00:34:04,077 THE NEXT TIME SHE'S IN NEW YORK, BUT I FEEL LIKE SHE'S -- I FEEL LIKE SHE'S 455 00:34:04,077 --> 00:34:10,116 BLOWING ME OFF [ LAUGHTER ] AND SO, I DO WANT TO, LIKE, 456 00:34:10,116 --> 00:34:15,121 TAKE THIS TIME TO ADDRESS MISS -- MISS LIPA. >> Jimmy: YEAH, SURE 457 00:34:15,121 --> 00:34:18,391 [ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY, DUA, IT WAS YOUR IDEA [ LAUGHTER ] 458 00:34:18,391 --> 00:34:20,460 >> Jimmy: OKAY DON'T MAKE -- DON'T MAKE HER UNCOMFORTABLE. 459 00:34:20,460 --> 00:34:23,096 >> DUA -- >> Jimmy: DUA. >> DUA, IT'S YOUR OLD PAL, 460 00:34:23,096 --> 00:34:25,598 BOWEN. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YES. 461 00:34:25,598 --> 00:34:27,267 >> AND I THINK WE SETTLED ON THE IDEA, WHICH IS WE'RE GOING TO GET MATCHING MARJORIE 462 00:34:27,267 --> 00:34:30,770 TATTOOS. I WILL LEARN "STICK AND POKE" OR WE CAN SHARE THE SAME 463 00:34:30,770 --> 00:34:38,078 NEEDLE, WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO LET'S MAKE IT. 464 00:34:38,078 --> 00:34:39,612 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S GOOD THAT'S CONTROVERSIAL 465 00:34:39,612 --> 00:34:41,981 >> OKAY, WELL, THANK YOU >> Jimmy: DUA, THINK ABOUT IT. >> THINK ABOUT IT. 466 00:34:41,981 --> 00:34:43,350 >> Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT "FIRE ISLAND." >> YEAH. 467 00:34:43,350 --> 00:34:44,884 >> Jimmy: TALK ABOUT THIS MOVIE. THIS IS -- ONE OF YOUR BEST 468 00:34:44,884 --> 00:34:47,587 FRIENDS, JOEL -- JOEL KIM BOOSTER -- >> JOEL KIM BOOSTER, GENIA 469 00:34:47,587 --> 00:34:49,656 >> Jimmy: WROTE THIS >> YEP >> Jimmy: ALSO STARS IN IT 470 00:34:49,656 --> 00:34:51,524 >> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: CAN YOU SET UP WHAT "FIRE ISLAND" IS ABOUT 471 00:34:51,524 --> 00:34:53,093 >> YES >> Jimmy: IT'S ON HULU RIGHT NOW. 472 00:34:53,093 --> 00:34:55,662 >> IT'S ON HULU RIGHT NOW. IT'S A MODERN RETELLING OF "PRIDE AND PREJUDICE" BY 473 00:34:55,662 --> 00:34:59,933 JANE AUSTEN, BUT IT TAKES PLACE IN THIS QUEER VACATION TOWN, FIRE ISLAND. 474 00:34:59,933 --> 00:35:08,241 AND I PLAY THE JANE -- I PLAY THE ROSEMUND PIKE OF THIS FILM AND IT'S -- IT'S SO FUN. 475 00:35:08,241 --> 00:35:11,644 AND YOU GET ALL THESE FUN ROM-COM MOMENTS THAT YOU NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D BE ABLE TO DO. 476 00:35:11,644 --> 00:35:13,480 >> Jimmy: I THINK FIRE ISLAND IS GORGEOUS TOO. >> YES 477 00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:17,217 >> Jimmy: BUT I JUST LOVE THIS AND IT IS ROM-COM MOMENTS, WHICH I LOVE ROMANTIC COMEDIES 478 00:35:17,217 --> 00:35:19,619 THERE'S A KARAOKE SCENE. >> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: THERE'S A SCENE WHERE 479 00:35:19,619 --> 00:35:22,889 YOU'RE TRIPPING AND FALLING INTO SOME GORGEOUS -- >> YEP, YEAH 480 00:35:22,889 --> 00:35:27,594 I DON'T KNOW, LIKE, PINING AFTER SOMEONE IN A MOVIE IS REALLY, KIND OF, FUN ACTUALLY. 481 00:35:27,594 --> 00:35:30,330 I RECOMMEND IT TO EVERYBODY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I WANT TO -- I WANT 482 00:35:30,330 --> 00:35:33,700 TO SHOW A CLIP HERE'S BOWEN YANG IN "FIRE ISLAND." 483 00:35:33,700 --> 00:35:35,101 ISLAND." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 484 00:35:36,069 --> 00:35:36,770 A BOYFRIEND. 485 00:35:36,770 --> 00:35:40,874 YOU JUST NEED TO PROTECT YOURSELF A LITTLE BIT MORE BECAUSE ALL THIS ROMANCE BULL 486 00:35:40,874 --> 00:35:43,877 [ BLEEP ] AS MAKING YOU WAIT TOO LONG YOU'RE LIKE OPEN WOUND 487 00:35:43,877 --> 00:35:46,513 >> YEAH, BUT I WANT THE ROMANCE BULL [ BLEEP ] I LIKE THE ROM-COM STUFF, LIKE, 488 00:35:46,513 --> 00:35:48,348 KISSING IN THE RAIN AND STANDING OUTSIDE MY WINDOW WITH THE BOOM BOX OR CONFESSING 489 00:35:48,348 --> 00:35:58,658 THINGS IN A GAZEBO WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT >> NOTHING'S WRONG WITH THAT 490 00:35:58,658 --> 00:36:01,061 IT'S JUST [ BLEEP ]. LIKE, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE. 491 00:36:01,061 --> 00:36:05,632 THE ONLY REAL THING IS YOU AND ME [ BLEEP ] THE REST 492 00:36:05,632 --> 00:36:11,471 * >> FINE. IF YOU'RE SO INVESTED IN THIS, 493 00:36:11,471 --> 00:36:17,344 I WILL TRY AND GET LAID. >> Jimmy: YES. >> YES 494 00:36:17,344 --> 00:36:20,380 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: "FIRE ISLAND." CONGRATS ON EVERYTHING ELSE. 495 00:36:20,380 --> 00:36:23,249 I THOUGHT THAT WE'D MAYBE TOAST. >> UP. 496 00:36:23,249 --> 00:36:24,818 WHOA >> Jimmy: WITH MAYBE A PIG IN A BLANKET. 497 00:36:24,818 --> 00:36:28,688 >> PIGS IN A BLANKET [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: LET'S JUST TAKE IT -- 498 00:36:28,688 --> 00:36:30,123 CHEERS, BUDDY. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: BEST OF LUCK WITH 499 00:36:30,123 --> 00:36:32,092 EVERYTHING I LOVE YOU >> THANK YOU 500 00:36:32,092 --> 00:36:34,828 >> Jimmy: BOWEN YANG "FIRE ISLAND" IS STREAMING NOW ON HULU. 501 00:36:34,828 --> 00:36:36,363 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM MIRANDA LAMBERT. 502 00:36:36,363 --> 00:36:53,279 STICK AROUND * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 503 00:36:53,279 --> 00:36:55,915 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS THE REIGNING ACM ENTERTAINER OF THE YEAR 504 00:36:55,915 --> 00:37:01,421 PERFORMING "ACTIN' UP" FROM HER NEW ALBUM "PALOMINO," GIVE IT UP FOR MIRANDA LAMBERT 505 00:37:01,421 --> 00:37:01,454 NEW ALBUM "PALOMINO," GIVE IT UP FOR MIRANDA LAMBERT 506 00:37:13,533 --> 00:37:17,871 * * MIRROR, MIRRO 507 00:37:17,871 --> 00:37:21,041 ON THE SADDLE * * HEAR MY RHINESTONES RATTL ACTIN' UP * 508 00:37:21,041 --> 00:37:30,550 * BILLY BOB TEXAS PICKIN' OUT NEW EXES ACTIN' UP * 509 00:37:30,550 --> 00:37:34,487 * IF YOU REALLY WANNA WANT ME * * I'LL BE RIDING ON MY PONY 510 00:37:34,487 --> 00:37:45,298 JUST A-SINGING MONY MONY * * 'CAUSE I' I'M ACTIN' UP * 511 00:37:45,298 --> 00:37:51,771 * EVEN TIGER WOODS COULDN'T SWING IT THIS GOOD I'M ACTIN' UP * 512 00:37:51,771 --> 00:37:58,745 * MY MCQUEEN MUSTAN HUNDRED DOLLARS IN THE TAN GAS IT UP * 513 00:37:58,745 --> 00:38:01,381 * I'M OUT IN THE MOJAVE CALL ME RICK CALL ME BOBBY * 514 00:38:01,381 --> 00:38:06,186 * CALL ME HOTTE THAN WASABI * * 'CAUSE I' 515 00:38:06,186 --> 00:38:12,759 I'M ACTIN' UP * * I WANT A SUNSET RID A VELVET RODEO * 516 00:38:12,759 --> 00:38:16,696 * A COLORADO HIGH A CALIFORNIA GLOW * * I WANT TO SEE THE DESER 517 00:38:16,696 --> 00:38:20,633 FROM A PAINTED PALOMINO * * SENORITA NEED TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN * 518 00:38:20,633 --> 00:38:29,909 * I'M ACTIN' UP I'M ACTIN' UP * * WHEN LOOKIN 519 00:38:29,909 --> 00:38:32,879 FOR THE LIGHTNIN WHEN I FIND IT * * THEN I RHYME IT 520 00:38:32,879 --> 00:38:39,085 ACTIN' UP * * LITTLE LONE STAR ELVI GONNA GET A LITTLE SELFISH 521 00:38:39,085 --> 00:38:45,058 SHACKIN' UP * * WITH MY MICROPHONE MONE BOUGHT MY OW 522 00:38:45,058 --> 00:38:49,596 MILK AND HONEY * * GOT MY OWN KIND OF COUNTR KINDA FUNK 523 00:38:49,596 --> 00:38:56,703 TURN IT UP * * I WANT A SUNSET RID A VELVET RODEO * 524 00:38:56,703 --> 00:39:01,408 * A COLORADO HIGH A CALIFORNIA GLOW * * I WANT TO SEE THE DESER 525 00:39:01,408 --> 00:39:06,846 FROM A PAINTED PALOMINO * * SENORITA NEED TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN 526 00:39:06,846 --> 00:39:22,062 I'M ACTIN' UP * * * I GOT A HEART ON FIRE 527 00:39:22,062 --> 00:39:28,735 BOY, DON'T YOU WANT TO HOLD IT * * I'M A REALLY GOOD TRI 528 00:39:28,735 --> 00:39:37,811 DON'T YOU WANNA GO ON IT * * I WANT A SUNSET RID A VELVET RODEO * 529 00:39:37,811 --> 00:39:42,382 * A COLORADO HIGH A CALIFORNIA GLOW * * I WANT TO SEE THE DESER 530 00:39:42,382 --> 00:39:48,088 FROM A PAINTED PALOMINO * * SENORITA NEED TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN 531 00:39:48,088 --> 00:39:58,064 I'M ACTIN' UP * * I'M ACTIN' UP I'M ACTIN' U 532 00:39:58,064 --> 00:40:22,389 I'M ACTIN' UP * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 533 00:40:22,389 --> 00:40:25,058 >> Jimmy: MIRANDA LAMBERT! SEE MIRANDA LAMBERT'S VELVET RODEO LIVE IN LAS VEGAS THIS 534 00:40:25,058 --> 00:40:26,359 FALL MY THANKS TO JEFF GOLDBLUM, BOWEN YANG, MIRANDA LAMBERT 535 00:40:26,359 --> 00:40:36,136 ONCE AGAIN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS FROM 536 00:40:36,136 --> 00:40:37,704 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA RIGHT THERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 537 00:40:37,704 --> 00:40:39,739 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 538 00:40:39,739 --> 00:40:43,877 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY! * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 539 00:40:43,877 --> 00:40:43,910 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE