>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRINING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - EVAN RACHEL WOOD
HARRY SMITH, A SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY CHRIS HEMSWORTH,
MUSICAL GUEST, CONAN GRAY. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW
>> Questlove: 1677 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
* *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. WELCOME.
THAT'S A CROWD RIGHT THERE THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYONE. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME,
WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYONE YOU'RE HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU MADE IT. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING GUYS, LET'S GET TO SOME REALLY, REALLY IMPORTANT NEWS.
YEAH I READ THAT DUE TO A SEED SHORTAGE, MUSTARD COULD BE IN
SHORT SUPPLY THIS SUMMER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH
LUCKILY, EVERY PARENT STILL HAS A BARREL IN THE FRIDGE THAT THEY BOUGHT FROM COSTCO IN
1997 [ LAUGHTER ] SO THAT'S -- WE'RE GONNA BE
ALRIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT, A MUSTARD SHORTAGE IS HAPPENING.
APPARENTLY, ALL SUPERMARKETS ARE DOWN TO ONLY 5,000 OPTIONS THAT'S INTERESTING
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN TELL THINGS ARE BAD. TODAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN CALLED
EMMANUEL MACRON LIKE, "PARDON ME, WOULD YOU HAVE ANY GREY POUPON?"
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THERE'S A SHORTAGE OF MUSTARD SEEDS.
THEN FRENCH'S WAS LIKE, "THANK GOD WE MAKE OURS FROM PLUTONIUM, SO.
[ LAUGHTER ] DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS TOYOTA IS RECALLING ALL OF
THEIR NEW ELECTRIC SUVs BECAUSE THERE'S A RISK THAT ALL -- THE WHEELS ARE FALLING OFF WHILE
BEING DRIVEN [ LAUGHTER ] TOYOTA TOLD THE OWNERS, "DROP
OFF YOUR CAR TO BE FIXED." AND THE OWNERS WERE LIKE, "HOW ABOUT, CAN YOU COME TO US?
[ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, WE HAVE NO WHEELS ON THE --
RIGHT NOW, THERE'S A TOYOTA FACTORY WORKER LIKE, "OH, THAT'S WHAT THOSE 50,000 BOLTS
ARE FOR. I'M AN IDIOT I'M SORRY.
GUYS, GET THIS FEDEX ANNOUNCED THAT THEY WILL START TAKING PHOTOGRAPHS OF
CUSTOMERS' PACKAGES TO PROVE THAT THEY WERE DELIVERED YEAH
IN FACT, THEY EVEN RELEASED THIS COMMERCIAL. WATCH THIS
>> WE HERE AT FEDEX KNOW YOUR PACKAGES ARE IMPORTANT, SO
WE'RE TAKING PHOTOGRAPHS TO PROVE THEY WERE DELIVERED ON TIME
WHEN SCHEDULED [ LAUGHTER ] AND WITH THE UTMOST CARE
[ LAUGHTER ] FEDEX, NOTHING BUT NET >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT LAST ONE HAD GOOD AIM >> Steve: THAT LAST ONE WAS
GREAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH WHOEVER THAT WAS, WAS GOOD,
YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SWITCHING GEARS, THERE'S A NEW
DOCUMENTARY COMING OUT ABOUT JANUARY 6th THAT HAS EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEWS WITH FORMER
PRESIDENT TRUMP, AND THEY JUST RELEASED THE FIRST FOOTAGE LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
HAVE THE WATER IN THE PICTURE, RIGHT?
YOU CAN TAKE IT OUT -- YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO, NICK PUT THE TABLE BACK, AND PUT THE
WATER ON THE TABLE WITHOUT THE THING ON TOP OF IT GO AHEAD
TAKE IT OUT. YEAH ALL RIGHT.
RIGHT, LET'S GO. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: RIVETING
PEOPLE WERE LIKE, "FORGET JANUARY 6th, JUST GIVE ME 12 MORE HOURS OF WHAT HAPPENED
TO THAT TABLE. "THE TABLE ISN'T WORKING GET RUDY GIULIANI TO GET ON ALL
FOURS AND THEN BALANCE THE WATER ON HIS HEAD. [ LAUGHTER ]
AS I MENTIONED BEFORE, YOUTUBE HAS A NEW FEATURE WHERE YOU CAN SKIP THE BORING PARTS OF A
A VIDEO AND CUT RIGHT TO THE GOOD PART. AND I GUESS THEY HAVE SOMETHING
SIMILAR ON TIKTOK AS WELL. WE TRIED IT OUT WITH RECENT VIDEOS PEOPLE HAVE POSTED.
FOR INSTANCE, IF YOU'RE WATCHING A VIDEO, YOU CAN SKIP THIS PART.
>> WEE WEE! >> Jimmy: YEAH
AND GO RIGHT TO THIS >> WE -- [ CRASHING ]
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH OW
>> Jimmy: LET ME GIVE YOU ANOTHER EXAMPLE. LET ME GIVE YOU ANOTHER
EXAMPLE. YOU CAN SKIP THIS PART [ BELL TOLLING ]
AND GO RIGHT TO THIS [ BELL TOLLING ] >> Jimmy: SHE MISSED, SHE
MISSED, SHE MISSED MAYBE ONE MORE FINAL EXAMPLE >> Steve: ONE MORE
>> Jimmy: YEAH, ONE MORE EXAMPLE. YOU CAN SKIP THIS PART
[ SCREAMING AND GO RIGHT TO THIS [ SCREAMING
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE SWALLOWED HIS NECKLACE [ LAUGHTER ]
GOING UPSIDE DOWN. YEAH, HE SWALLOWED HIS NECKLACE
OH, MAN, HE'S GOOD HE'S ALL RIGHT HEY, GUYS, I SAW THAT NETFLIX
OFFICIALLY CONFIRMED THAT THEY ARE GOING TO ADD A CHEAPER VERSION OF THEIR SERVICE THAT
HAS ADS. YEP. [ AUDIENCE BOOS
[ LAUGHTER ] A CHEAPER NETFLIX WITH ADS, YEP.
AND THEY'RE GOING TO CALL IT HULU [ LAUGHTER ]
GUYS, LISTEN TO THIS AMAZON JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THEY'RE WORKING ON A NEW
FEATURE THAT LETS ALEXA SPEAK IN ANYONE'S VOICE. [ AUDIENCE OOHS
YOU JUST GIVE IT SOME REFERENCE AUDIO, AND THEN IT CAN IMPERSONATE YOUR VOICE
I THINK IT'S PRETTY COOL LET'S CHECK IT OUT HEY ALEXA.
>> HOW CAN I HELP YOU? >> Jimmy: ALEXA, SPEAK TO ME IN THE VOICE OF JIMMY FALLON.
>> OKAY. "NOW, I AM JIMMY FALLON. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: SORRY, THAT'S YOUR IMPRESSION OF ME >> YES
"HEY, GUYS I'M JIMMY FALLON I HOST "THE TONIGHT SHOW
STARRING JIMMY FALLON. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT A VERY
GOOD IMPRESSION. >> WRONG I SOUND JUST LIKE YOU.
EVERYONE, GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: NO, I DON'T -- I DO NOT SOUND LIKE THAT. >> YES, YOU DO
"I'M JIMMY FALLON. MY FAVORITE PLACE IS MY DESK I HAVE A MUG ON MY DESK.
I LOVE MY DESK AND MY MUG. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: I MEAN, YOU DO SAY
THAT A LOT >> Jimmy: I DO NOT >> HIGGINS, GETS WHAT I AM
TALKING ABOUT. >> Jimmy: FINE, ALEXA, SPEAK TO ME IN THE VOICE OF
STEVE HIGGINS. >> "HI, JIMMY. IT'S ME, STEVE HIGGINS
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?" >> Jimmy: THAT SOUNDS JUST LIKE ME
>> NO, THAT WAS MY IMPRESSION OF STEVE HIGGINS "I'M JIMMY FALLON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OKAY, GOOD, I THINK THIS NEEDS MORE WORK
LET'S MOVE ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SOME BIG SPORTS NEWS, TONIGHT
WAS THE NBA DRAFT OVER AT THE BARCLAYS CENTER IN BROOKLYN. YEAH, WHAT A NIGHT
IN 20 YEARS, WE'LL BE ABLE TO LOOK BACK AND SAY THAT SUIT DID NOT AGE WELL
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING YEAH, THE DRAFT IS EXCITING. FOR TWO HOURS, NBA COMMISSIONER
ADAM SILVER ANNOUNCES THE PICKS AND THEN FLIES BACK TO HIS HOME PLANET
IT'S REALLY -- IT'S GREAT. [ LAUGHTER ] SERIOUSLY, YOU GOT TO LOVE THE
NBA DRAFT. IT'S THE ONE NIGHT A YEAR WHERE A 20-YEAR-OLD GENUINELY SAYS,
"YES, I GET TO MOVE TO SACRAMENTO." [ LAUGHTER ]
GUYS, WELL THIS IS WILD. GUYS, BILLIE EILISH REVEALED THAT SHE SENT A BODY DOUBLE OUT
ON STAGE IN HER PLACE AT THE START OF HER COACHELLA SET, AND NO ONE NOTICED
THAT'S PRETTY CRAZY. RIGHT, TARIQ >> YEAH, JIMMY
THAT'S SOME PRETTY WILD STUFF. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HIGGINS, NOTICE
ANYTHING DIFFERENT ABOUT TARIQ >> NO. LOOKS LIKE THE SAME OLD TARIQ
TO ME, JIMMY >> Jimmy: QUEST, I THINK SOME PEOPLE ARE USING BODY DOUBLES.
>> Questlove: YEAH, I MEAN, IT'S KIND OF UNPROFESSIONAL. YOU'RE RIGHT
>> Tariq: I AGREE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WELL, IN OTHER NEWS, I SAW THAT
A SWEDISH MAN BROKE A WORLD RECORD BY THROWING A WASHING MACHINE MORE THAN 14 FEET.
YEAH, THE NAME OF THE RECORD HE BROKE WAS WORLD'S WEIRDEST MAN [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THAT'S THE STUFF THAT'S THE STUFF RIGHT THERE, FALLON
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: CALM DOWN, SIR I DON'T KNOW
HE'S NOT EVEN WEARING A MASK SIR, PLEASE CALM DOWN. THAT'S THE STUFF
>> Steve: THAT IS THE STUFF. COME ON, THAT'S THE STUFF. >> Jimmy: GUYS, I READ THERE'S
A RAIL WORKER STRIKE IN THE UK RIGHT NOW. AND ONE MAN WHO ALWAYS RIDES
THE TRAIN HAS BEATEN THE STRIKE BY PADDLING TO WORK IN AN INFLATABLE KAYAK
HERE HE IS YEAH, IF YOU THOUGHT THE GUY WHO BIKED TO WORK WAS
INSUFFERABLE, IMAGINE THIS GUY HEY, THIS IS FUN A "STAR WARS" FAN SPENT
$2.3 MILLION ON A MODEL OF AN X-WING FIGHTER WHEN THE BUYER TOLD HIS WIFE,
SHE SAID, "CONGRATS, YOU NOW HAVE TWO EXES. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
AND FINALLY, "THOR: LOVE AND THUNDER" IS ALMOST IN THEATERS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I KNOW I'M EXCITED. AND AHEAD OF THE RELEASE, WE
THOUGHT WE WOULD SHARE SOME FUN FACTS ABOUT MARVEL'S FAMOUS GOD OF THUNDER
THIS IS "THOR: LITTLE KNOWN FACTS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* THOR LITTLE KNOWN FACTS * >> Jimmy: BUT FIRST, I'M GOING TO NEED SOMEONE TO HELP ME
HIS NEW MOVIE "THOR: LOVE AND THUNDER" IS IN THEATERS JULY 8th
PLEASE WELCOME CHRIS HEMSWORTH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: CHRIS!
>> HOW YOU DOING >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU, BUD >> I'M VERY WELL, MATE
VERY WELL. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING THIS
CHRIS, OUR RESEARCHERS FOUND SOME INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT THOR TO HELP FANS GET READY FOR
THE BIG PREMIERE >> OF COURSE THEY DID JIMMY. I WAS VERY IMPRESSED WITH WHAT
YOU FOUND. THIS STUFF -- IT'S STUFF THAT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
ONLY HARDCORE COMIC BOOK FANS DO, IT'S VERY EXCITING >> Jimmy: I THINK OUR RESEARCH
TEAM DID A GREAT JOB LET'S GET STARTED WITH SOME LITTLE KNOW FACTS ABOUT THOR
I'LL GO FIRST. THOR'S FATHER IS ODEN, BUT HIS GODFATHER IS ACTUALLY
SEAN P. DIDDY COMBS. >> IT'S TRUE IT'S TRUE.
IT'S ACTUALLY THE PLOT OF THE FILM SO WE SHOULDN'T SAY TOO MUCH
ABOUT IT >> Jimmy: DON'T SPOIL IT WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME ONE?
>> ASGARDIANS PROLONG THEIR LIVES BY EATING THE GOLDEN APPLES OF IDUNN.
THE ASGUARDIANS LEARNED OF THE APPLES ON AN ARTICLE ON GOOGLE >> Jimmy: WOW.
I DIDN'T KNOW THEY HAD GOOGLE. YEAH, I LOVE THOSE ARTICLES. HOW ABOUT THIS ONE
THOR'S FULL NAME IS ACTUALLY COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH. DID YOU KNOW THAT?
>> CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? >> Jimmy: THEY'RE ALL FASCINATING.
>> IN THIS ONE, THOR HAS TO GET A JOB BECAUSE HE LOST ALL OF HIS MONEY ON THOR NFTs
HE'S A BIG METAVERSE GUY >> Jimmy: IT'S A TOUGH MARKET RIGHT NOW.
HOW ABOUT THIS ONE EVERYONE KNOWS CHRIS HEMSWORTH'S BROTHERS,
LIAM AND LUKE, BUT HE ALSO HAS A FOURTH BROTHER NAMED CLEMSWORTH HEMSWORTH
HE PLAYS BASS WITH THE JONAS BROTHERS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> CLEMSWORTH, HE'S A GUY. >> Jimmy: TALENTED, TALENTED, TALENTED GUY
WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME ONE? >> THOR'S HAMMER IS NAMED MJOLNIR.
HIS BELT IS NAMED IS MEGINGJORD AND HIS PECKS ARE NAMED BERT
AND ERNIE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. MY THANKS TO CHRIS HEMSWORTH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HIS NEW MOVIE "THOR: LOVE AND THUNDER" IS OUT JULY 8th THANK YOU, BUDDY
ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU >> YOU TOO THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: HE'S THE GREATEST. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW EVAN RACHEL WOOD IS HERE,
TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TALENTED
MY MAN HARRY SMITH IS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM CONAN GRAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
STICK AROUND WE'RE PLAYING "CATCH PHRASE" WHEN WE COME BACK.
COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> IT'S LIKE LOBSTER AND IT'S MADE INTO LIKE WEIRD, LIKE, MOUNTAIN THING
AND YOU EAT IT AND IT'S LIKE YOU EAT IT IN MAINE. AND IT'S LIKE LOBSTERESQUE,
SHRIMPESQUE. BUT IT'S NOT - >> Jimmy: CRAB
>> YEAH, YEAH. BUT IT'S PUT INTO LIKE A WEIRD KIND OF LIKE A CUP
>> Jimmy: CRAB CUP CUP. >> CRAB.
>> Jimmy: CRAB ROLL.
WE ARE ABOUT TO PLAY A GAME OF "CATCH PHRASE. BUT TARIQ AND I NEED PARTNERS.
TARIQ, WE FOUND A GREAT ONE FOR YOU. YOU SEE HER ON THE EMMY-WINNING
DRAMA SERIES "WESTWORLD," WHICH RETURNS FOR ITS FOURTH SEASON ON SUNDAY, JUNE 26TH ON HBO AND
HBO MAX. PLEASE WELCOME EVAN RACHEL WOOD
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ARE YOU KIDDING ME
COME ON. ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO SEE YOU, BUDDY.
WELCOME. MY PARTNER'S NEW ALBUM "SUPER-ACHE" IS OUT LATER
TONIGHT. GIVE IT UP FOR CONAN GRAY, EVERYONE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FEEL GOOD? FEEL GOOD.
NOW, HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS EVAN, YOU'LL START THE ROUND BY PRESSING START ON THIS BUZZER
RIGHT HERE, YOU DRAW A CLUE FROM THE TOP OF THE PILE YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR PARTNER TO
GUESS THE CLUE AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE THEN HAND THE BUZZER OFF TO THE
PERSON ON YOUR RIGHT YEAH, YOU CAN MAKE ANY PHYSICAL GESTURE.
YOU CAN SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT. BUT YOU CAN'T SAY ANY WORD IN THE ACTUAL CLUE.
IF YOU'RE HOLDING THE BUZZER WHEN IT GOES OFF, YOUR TEAM LOSES THAT ROUND
WE'RE GOING TO PLAY THREE ROUNDS LET'S TAKE OUR POSITIONS
CONAN, YOU'RE OVER THERE, BUD. >> AM I'M HERE >> Jimmy: EVAN, YOU'RE OVER
THERE. YOU'RE OVER ON THIS SIDE >> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, YEAH. >> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, EVAN, I'M
GOING TO GIVE THIS TO YOU, BUD WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, YOU PRESS START, DRAW YOUR CLUE.
YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE GOT A A CONNECTION WITH TARIQ? >> Tariq: YES.
>> WE GOT THIS >> WE GOT THIS >> Jimmy: DOUBLE FIST.
DOUBLE FIST BUMP ALL RIGHT, WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.
>> Tariq: OKAY [ INTERMITTENT BEEPING ] >> GHOSTBUSTERS.
IT'S A PASTRY WITH FILLING INSIDE IT'S LIKE YELLOW
>> Tariq: POP TART >> NO, IT'S YELLOW AND ROUND AND KIND OF -- YOU KNOW --
GHOSTBUSTERS >> GHOSTBUSTERS. >> HOSTESS
>> Tariq: TWINKIE. >> YES >> Jimmy: FOURTH OF JULY
>> FIREWORKS >> Jimmy: YES. >> Tariq: OKAY, TEAM HAS AN
ANIMAL WHO REPRESENTS THEM AND THEY'RE CALLED THE - >> A TEAM -- A MASCOT.
>> YES >> OH, "STAR WARS. >> Jimmy: "STAR TREK."
>> NO, NO, NO. >> Jimmy: LUKE SKYWALKER >> NO, NO, NO.
>> Jimmy: YODA >> NO, NO, NO. ONE MORE
>> Jimmy: BABY YODA. CHEWBACCA.
HAN SOLO OBI-WAN KENOBI >> YES
>> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: WOW! >> Tariq: FIRST OF ALL
FIRST OF ALL >> ALL RIGHT THAT'S TOUGH
>> Tariq: HE BLOCKED HIM >> Jimmy: I READ EVERY CHARACTER FROM "STAR WARS.
PRINCESS LEIA IS THE ONLY ONE I DIDN'T SAY OH, MY GOODNESS.
THAT WAS FANTASTIC >> ABSOLUTELY COUNTS >> Jimmy: IT ABSOLUTELY COUNTS
OKAY THAT WAS TOUGH I'M SWEATING
OKAY HERE WE GO ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S ONE GOOD WE'RE GOING TO PLAY THREE
ROUNDS OKAY, YOU CAN START OFF AGAIN. CLUE NUMBER SIX.
HERE WE GO >> ALL RIGHT OH
YOU THROW IT - >> Tariq: FRISBEE. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WOW. OKAY IT'S NOT A STRAWBERRY DAIQUIRI,
IT'S A COCONUT -- IT'S A FROZEN DRINK. >> OH, MY GOD, I DON'T EVEN
DRINK. >> Jimmy: I KNOW IF YOU LIKE --
>> PINA COLADAS. >> Jimmy: WOW. >> Tariq: IT'S A GAME WHERE YOU
GO AROUND IN A CIRCLE. IT'S A BIRD NAME THIS BIRD, THIS BIRD AND THEN
A DIFFERENT BIRD IT'S LIKE, YOU WALK AROUND IN A CIRCLE
>> DUCK, DUCK, GOOSE >> Tariq: YES. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD
OH, MY GOD >> THIS BIRD >> OH, MY GOD.
IT'S A -- OH, MY GOD IT'S LIKE LOBSTER AND IT'S A A BIG MOUNTAIN THING AND YOU
EAT IT IN MAINE. IT'S LIKE -- >> CRAB.
>> YEAH, BUT IT'S LIKE -- KIND OF LIKE EGGS >> CRAB ROLL
>> JIMMY IT'S A CRABCAKE. >> Jimmy: LIKE A CUP
>> A CUPCAKE A CRAB CUPCAKE >> I SEE WHERE YOU WERE GOING
WITH THAT. >> Jimmy: I THOUGHT YOU SAID GRAB A CUP
I DON'T KNOW CRABCAKE, YES, OF COURSE YOU DON'T DRINK, I DON'T EAT
CRABCAKE [ LAUGHTER ] >> BUT HE KNOWS THE PINA COLADA
SONG >> Jimmy: I KNOW, THIS IS GOOD, YEAH
ALL RIGHT, LET'S PLAY ONE MORE ROUND. YOU GUYS, THIS ONE IS WORTH
1,000 POINTS ANYONE'S GAME, OKAY. CONAN, WE'LL START WITH YOU,
ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO, BUD. WE GOT THIS FOR THE WIN, YEAH.
[ INTERMITTENT BEEPING ] >> OH, IS IT DINOSAUR? >> Jimmy: T-REX.
>> YES >> OKAY. OH, IT'S ANOTHER WORD FOR
A ROBOT. LIKE A KILLER ROBOT. >> Tariq: A CYBORG
>> YES >> YES >> Jimmy: CYBORG
>> GEEZ. >> Jimmy: OKAY, SMART IS ONE YOU WATCH A SHOW ON YOUR PHONE
IF YOU INTERVIEW, THINGS TO BE PRIME. >> OH, PODCAST
>> Jimmy: YES. >> Tariq: IT'S A CHARACTER FROM "TOY STORY," THE MAIN GUY.
>> BUZZ LIGHTYEAR. WOODY. >> Tariq: RIGHT.
>> OKAY. YOU GET TO PICK THE CRAP OUT OF THE TOILET
>> PLUNGER >> OH, GOD YOU, YOU -
>> Tariq: OH, SLIP AND SLIDE >> Jimmy: HEADPHONES BUT - >> AIR PODS.
>> Jimmy: YES! OH, I JUST FELT YOUR HEART BEATING.
THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE. >> YOU'RE A COMPETITOR >> Jimmy: DUDE, SLIP AND SLIDE
THAT WAS THE BEST. MY THANKS TO EVAN RACHEL WOOD, CONAN GRAY, TARIQ TROTTER.
WE'RE TALKING TO EVAN AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * HAVE ANOTHER LITTLE
PIECE OF MY HEART NO BABY * * YOU KNOW YOU GOT EACH OTHER
IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS THE EMMY-NOMINATED STAR OF
"WESTWORLD" WHICH RETURNS FOR A FOURTH SEASON THIS SUNDAY ON HBO AND HBO MAX.
EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME EVAN RACHEL WOOD
* * >> Jimmy: SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
WELCOME BACK YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. THANKS FOR BEING HERE.
>> THANK YOU BACK IN THE STUDIO >> Jimmy: IN PERSON.
>> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU - WE ZOOMED.
>> WE ZOOMED A COUPLE TIMES, YES, DURING LOCKDOWN >> Jimmy: YEAH, THANK YOU FOR
DOING THAT FOR US. I APPRECIATE THAT. >> IT FELT LIKE I WAS SORT OF
PART OF HISTORY. I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE DONE "THE TONIGHT SHOW"
OVER ZOOM. >> Jimmy: IT WAS WEIRD TIMES >> BUT I FEEL LIKE I'M A PART
OF AN EXCLUSIVE GROUP. >> Jimmy: YOU ARE. YEAH, YOU'RE PART OF THE FAM
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WE LOVE HAVING -- THANKS FOR PLAYING "CATCH
PHRASE" TOO. THAT WAS INTENSE >> OH, I LOVE GAMES LIKE THAT.
>> Jimmy: WE DO. >> "CATCH PHRASE," "HEADS UP." YOU KNOW, I MAKE PEOPLE ON THE
SET PLAY THOSE GAMES ALL THE TIME >> Jimmy: WE CELEBRATED, CONAN,
I COULD FEEL HIS HEART BEATING [ LAUGHTER ] HONESTLY, WAS ABOUT TO HAVE
A HEART ATTACK IT'S INTENSE >> IT IS
IT'S VERY -- IT'S A LOT OF ADRENALINE >> Jimmy: THAT WAS
UNBELIEVABLE >> I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT CYBORG
>> Tariq: HERE'S THE THING, LIKE WHEN WE PLAY THAT GAME, YOU OFTEN FORGET THAT YOU'RE
ABLE TO BE PHYSICAL AS WELL. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> FOR REAL.
[ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> Jimmy: BUT HOW DID YOU GET CYBORG
>> Tariq: DUDE, WE WERE LOCKED IN >> WE WERE
WE WERE AT THAT POINT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: CYBORG, I WOULD NEVER
GET THAT I WOULD HAVE LOST THE GAME, CYBORG
IT'S A BIRD GAME [ LAUGHTER ] WE'LL TALK SOME OTHER TIME
BUT FIRST LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU LET'S TALK ABOUT "WESTWORLD," PLEASE
IT'S FINALLY BACK. IT'S COMING BACK SUNDAY. >> IT'S BACK
WE'RE BACK, BABY YES SEASON FOUR. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WOW. FANS ARE WAITING TWO YEARS FOR THIS NEW SEASON.
AND YOUR CHARACTER, DOLORES DIED AT THE END OF LAST SEASON >> SPOILER ALERT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WE CAN SAY THAT. >> YEAH, CATCH UP GUYS, COME
ON >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY, YEAH. BUT YOU'RE STILL ON THE SHOW
WHO ARE YOU PLAYING ON THE SHOW THIS SEASON? >> THIS SEASON I AM PLAYING
A CHARACTER CALLED CHRISTINA, WHO IS MUCH MORE HUMAN, MUCH MORE VULNERABLE, VERY NERDY.
SHE'S A WRITER AND A VIDEO GAME PROGRAMMER >> Jimmy: WOW.
OKAY I LOVE THE SHOW BECAUSE, REALLY, THE WRITING TAKES IT TO
THE NEXT LEVEL >> YES >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
GOING TO HAPPEN. THERE'S ALWAYS A GOOD TWIST. AND YOU DON'T KNOW, "WAIT, IS
THAT PERSON DEAD OR ARE THEY BACK OR ARE THEY A ROBOT." >> YOU NEVER REALLY KNOW IF
YOU'RE DEAD ON "WESTWORLD. 'CAUSE CLEARLY THEY CAN JUST BRING YOU RIGHT BACK AS
SOMEBODY ELSE AT SOME POINT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE BACK. YEAH
AND JAMES MORRISON IS BACK >> JAMES MORRISON IS BACK. YES.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I MEAN, HE WAS GONE FOR AN ENTIRE SEASON
>> HE WAS GONE FOR AN ENTIRE SEASON THEY REALLY WANTED TO FAKE
PEOPLE OUT AND I WAS SO DEDICATED TO KEEPING THE SECRET THAT I LIED
TO MY OWN MOTHER [ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Jimmy: REALLY
>> WHOSE DOG IS NAMED TEDDY, BY THE WAY. SO THIS IS A BIG DEAL FOR HER.
AND SHE WAS LIKE, "WAIT, WAIT, IS IT REAL AND I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, MAN
I DON'T KNOW." I MEAN, IT'S "WESTWORLD" SO YOU NEVER REALLY KNOW.
BUT LIKE I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S DEAD [ LAUGHTER ]
AND WE HAD TO STRETCH IT OUT AS LONG AS POSSIBLE >> Jimmy: WHAT CAN WE SAY?
'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO GIVE ANY SPOILERS BESIDES WHAT I JUST SAID THAT ANYONE HAS DIED AND
COULD COME BACK. BUT WHAT CAN WE SAY ABOUT THE NEW SEASON OF THE SHOW
>> NOTHING >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
I MEAN, REALLY YOU CAN'T, RIGHT? THIS SUNDAY.
>> THIS SUNDAY IT TAKES PLACE IN NEW YORK IN A FUTURISTIC NEW YORK CITY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHERE WE DO OUR SHOW
>> SO -- >> Jimmy: I COULD HAVE BEEN IN THIS
>> A CYBORG VERSION OF YOU >> Jimmy: YES. >> YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN
SEASON FOUR. >> JUST HER HEAD ON THE DASHBOARD.
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD, HOW CREEPY YEAH, HOLOGRAM HEAD.
IT'S ALWAYS GOOD AND WELL DONE, AND WE LOVE IT WHEN YOU COME ON
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S EVAN RACHEL WOOD IN THE NEW SEASON OF "WESTWORLD."
TAKE A LOOK.
>> RECORD PITCH.
THERE'S A YOUNG GIRL NOT THAT YOUNG MORE LIKE LATE TEENS
SHE LIVES AT HOME WITH HER FATHER IN THE COUNTRY. SCRATCH THAT, THE CITY
SHE'S A LITTLE -- SO SHE SPENDS MOST OF HER TIME -- BUT SHE DREAMS OF THE BIGGER LIFE,
EXCITEMENT, ADVENTURE, ROMANCE >> Jimmy: I MEAN, COME ON. THAT IS --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN >> Jimmy: WHAT DOES IT ALL
MEAN BUT THAT IS -- THAT IS THE FUTURE
>> IT IS IT REALLY IS I MEAN, I THINK IN A FEW YEARS
PEOPLE WILL REALIZE "WESTWORLD" IS SORT OF A DOCUMENTARY [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: EXACTLY. I WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT THIS, THERE'S A PHOTO THAT'S BEEN
GOING AROUND YOU'RE PLAYING MADONNA >> I AM PLAYING MADONNA.
>> Jimmy: IN THE WEIRD AL BIOPIC [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> IN THE WEIRD AL BIOPIC. >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS YOUR REACTION WHEN YOU WERE ASK TO
PLAY IT? >> HONESTLY, LIKE I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO TAKE A BREAK FOR
THE REST OF THE YEAR AND THEN I GOT AN EMAIL AND FIRST THING I READ IS "YOU'VE BEEN OFFERED
THE ROLE OF MADONNA. AND I JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING. I WAS LIKE -
LIKE YOU SPIT YOUR DRINK OUT WHEN YOU READ THAT YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT EXPECTING
THAT ON A TUESDAY. AND I WAS LIKE, "OH GOD, DO I WANT TO DO THIS?
THIS IS LIKE A LOT OF RESPONSIBILITY BUT IT'S IN A COMEDY
IT'S NOT A MADONNA BIOPIC. >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T THINK YOU WOULD DO A MADONNA -
>> I THINK THAT WOULD BE WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE. LIKE, I DON'T KNOW
SO LIKE, AS A COMEDY - >> Jimmy: I MEAN, YOU NAILED THE LOOK
>> YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: DO YOU TALK LIKE
MADONNA? HOW DOES MADONNA TALK? >> SPECIFIC MADONNA.
YOU KNOW, IT'S EARLY '80s MADONNA, AND EARLY '80s MADONNA, SHE WAS VERY NASALLY
AND EVERYTHING SHE SAID WAS VERY INTENTIONAL [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AND SHE DISARMS EVERYONE WHO INTERVIEWS HER BY SORT OF LOOKING AT THEM.
>> Jimmy: WOW. AND HAVE YOU TALKED TO MADONNA DOES MADONNA KNOW YOU'RE
PLAYING HER? >> NO. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU SCARED >> I'M A LITTLE SCARED I MEAN, IT WAS LIKE HALFWAY
THROUGH FILMING AND I JUST ASSUMED, THEY OBVIOUSLY CLEARED THIS WITH HER.
AND THEN HALFWAY THROUGH FILMING, I LOOK AT THEM, I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, SO YOU GUYS HAVE
OBVIOUSLY TALKED TO MADONNA. HOW DID IT GO? AND THEY WERE LIKE -
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WE - >> I WAS LIKE, "OH, GREAT,
NOW -- GREAT, THANKS, GUYS YOU PUT ME ON BAD TERMS WITH MADONNA.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE ON THE BAD SIDE OF
MADONNA. >> NO, I LOVE MADONNA. >> Jimmy: ME TOO
DO YOU GET TO SING AS MADONNA AS WELL? >> NO.
I SANG -- WE HAD A KARAOKE RAP PARTY AND I SANG MADONNA AND THEN THE DIRECTOR GOES, "WHY
DIDN'T I LET YOU SING IN THIS MOVIE? >> Jimmy: YEAH
I DID -- I CAN SING LIKE MADONNA. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I MEAN YOU -
>> I HAVE TO BE ABLE TO SING LIKE A LOT OF DIFFERENT PEOPLE BECAUSE MY BAND HAVE BEEN IN SO
MANY DIFFERENT GENRES AND SO MANY DIFFERENT STYLES. >> Jimmy: WE ALWAYS HAVE A
A MICROPHONE HERE. >> OH, MY GOD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WE HAVE THE BEST BAND IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU DO IT?
>> OKAY. I'LL DO IT I'LL DO IT
OKAY * * THEY CAN BEG AN
THEY CAN PLEAD BUT THEY CAN'T SEE THE LIGHT 'CAUSE THE BOY WITH *
* THE COLD HARD CAS IS ALWAYS MISTER RIGHT 'CAUSE WE ARE LIVING
IN A MATERIAL WORLD * * AND I AM A MATERIAL GIR YOU KNOW THAT WE ARE
LIVING IN A MATERIAL WORLD AND I AM A MATERIAL GIRL * >> Jimmy: HOW!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HOW? HOW DO YOU DO EVERYTHING
>> I DON'T KNOW. >> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU DO EVERYTHING
THAT WAS FANTASTIC DO YOU DO ANY OTHER MUSICAL IMPRESSIONS?
>> YEAH. DO YOU KNOW ANY ALANIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * AND I'M HER TO REMIND YO
OF THE MESS YOU LEFT WHEN YOU WENT AWAY * * IT'S NOT FAIR
TO DENY ME OF THE CROSS I BEA THAT YOU GAVE TO ME *
* YOU, YO YOU OUGHTA KNOW * >> Jimmy: WHAT IN THE -- WHAT!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON? WHAT IS GOING ON
DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE IS THAT ALL YOU GOT? >> LET'S DO JANIS.
LET'S DO JOPLIN. >> Jimmy: YOU CAN DO JANIS JOPLIN
>> YES >> Jimmy: ROOTS, DO YOU KNOW - *
* NOW COME ON, COME O COME ON, COME ON AND TAKE I
TAKE ANOTHER LITTLE * * PIECE OF MY HEART NOW BABY
BREAK ANOTHER LITTLE BIT OF MY HEART NOW, BABY * * YEA
HAVE ANOTHER LITTL PIECE OF MY HEART NO BABY *
* YOU KNOW YOU GOT IT IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD * >> Jimmy: EVAN RACHEL WOOD,
EVERYBODY! COME ON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
"WESTWORLD" RETURNS ON IT'S FOURTH SEASON THIS SUNDAY ON HBO AND HBO MAX.
HARRY SMITH JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND
* HAVE ANOTHE LITTLE PIECE O MY HEART NOW BABY *
* WELL YOU KNOW YOU GOT IT * * HAVE ANOTHER LITTLE
PIECE OF MY HEART NOW BABY * * OH *
YOU KNOW YOU GOT IT IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD *
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN EMMY-WINNING JOURNALIST WHO YOU CAN SEE ON "THE TODAY SHOW,"
"NBC NIGHTLY NEWS WITH LESTER HOLT" AND "NBC NEWS NOW.
EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME HARRY SMITH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: HARRY SMITH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HARRY, IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU AND MAN, IT'S AN HONOR TO HAVE
YOU HERE >> IT'S SO COOL TO BE HERE IT'S THE FIRST TIME ON "THE
TONIGHT SHOW" IN MY WHOLE LIFE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I FIND THAT HARD TO
BELIEVE. >> YEAH, RIGHT AND OH, BY THE WAY, REAL QUICK
"SUMMER OF SOUL. SO GREAT >> Jimmy: YEAH, WELL DONE
QUESTLOVE. YEAH HARRY, WE'VE MET, I WOULD SAY,
20 YEARS AGO I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER THIS
YOU DID A BIOGRAPHY ON "SNL. >> IT WAS AMAZING. WE WENT BEHIND THE SCENES.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> WE SHADOWED THE SHOW FOR A WEEK
THEN WE CAME BACK AND SHOT THE THING. AND THAT'S WHEN I FIRST MET
YOU. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I HAVE THIS VERY CRYSTAL
CLEAR MEMORY TUESDAY NIGHT, THEY STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND WRITE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND YOU AND I ARE WALKING DOWN 49TH STREET AT, LIKE,
4:30 IN THE MORNING. AND I TURNED TO YOU, AND I SAID, WHERE DO YOU THINK THIS
ALL LEADS? WHERE DO YOU THINK THIS ALL LEADS?
AND BACK THEN, WOULD YOU HAVE HAD ANY IDEA THAT YOU WOULD BE SITTING RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NO NO
NO, NEVER, NEVER >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: WOW, NO.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: NOT NEVER. NOT AT ALL
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS WAS EVEN A JOB THAT SOMEONE COULD HAVE
[ LAUGHTER ] I WAS JUST SO PSYCHED. I'M THE BIGGEST FAN OF YOURS
I SAID IT BACKSTAGE. I'LL SAY IT IN FRONT -- UPSTAGE.
EVERY TIME I SEE YOU, WHETHER IT'S A HUMOROUS PIECE YOU DO, WHETHER IT'S AN EMOTIONAL
PIECE, I LOVE YOU AND I HAVE TO -- I CAN'T TUNE OUT YOU'RE LIKE WHEN "THE
GODFATHER" COMES ON TV OR "LOVE ACTUALLY," I HAVE TO WATCH THE WHOLE MOVIE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE CHANNEL.
>> Jimmy: NO, YOU CAN'T. I GO, "HARRY SMITH, HE'S THE GREATEST," I MEAN --
>> YOU'RE TOO NICE >> Jimmy: NO, YOU'RE A PRO YOU JUST -- THE RECENT THING
YOU JUST DID WITH AL PACINO WAS AWESOME. I THOUGHT THAT WAS GREAT
>> SO THE TRIBECA FILM FESTIVAL SCREENED "HEAT" FROM 1995, GREAT CLASSIC.
MICHAEL MANN FAN AND SO, THEY HAD AL PACINO AND ROBERT DE NIRO AND WE GOT THEM
BACKSTAGE FOR, LIKE, 20 MINUTES DO YOU HAVE ANY EXPERIENCE WITH
ROBERT DE NIRO - [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ROBERT DE NIRO -- HE
WAS MY FIRST INTERVIEW, BY THE WAY. HE WAS MY FIRST GUEST ON "LATE
NIGHT. >> AND HOW MUCH DID HE SAY >> Jimmy: HE SAID TWO WORDS.
[ LAUGHTER ] HE SAID, "YEP" AND "NOPE." YEP.
>> WE GOT A COUPLE OF PARAGRAPHS FROM HIM. YOU KNOW, I DON'T -- I'M NOT
SURE BECAUSE I'VE INTERVIEWED HIM A BUNCH OF TIMES, AND HONESTLY -- WELL, HE WAS ON
"THE TODAY SHOW" A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO TALKING ABOUT THE TRIBECA FILM FESTIVAL.
AND HERE'S HODA AND HERE'S SAVANNA AND THEY'RE SAYING, "BOB, BOB, BOB, ASK JANE
ASK JANE ASK JANE WRITES FOR WHO RUNS IT WITH
HIM. AND SO, I DO ALL THIS HOMEWORK I DO ALL THIS STUFF.
AND I JUST SAY, "PLEASE, PLEASE, TALK TO ME." AND I GOT LUCKY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR 50 YEARS. IS THAT TRUE
ALMOST 50 YEARS? >> SO, I GRADUATED COLLEGE IN 1973.
I WENT TO CENTRAL COLLEGE IN IOWA TO PLAY FOOTBALL. BUT I MESSED AROUND WITH A
A COLLEGE RADIO STATION, AND I GOT A JOB DOING COLOR COMMENTARY ON GIRLS' HIGH
SCHOOL BASKETBALL GAMES AT THE LOCAL RADIO STATION, DAYTIME STATION.
AND THOSE LOCAL VETERINARIAN AND I WOULD TAKE HIS PICKUP OUT TO SEE THESE GIRL HIGH SCHOOL
BASKETBALL GAMES AND SINCE IT WAS ONLY ON DURING THE DAYTIME, WE'RE THERE AT
6:00 AT NIGHT. IT'S NOT LIVE. SO, WE HAD A REEL TO REEL TAPE
RECORDER, AND WE WOULD RECORD THE GAMES. THE COMMERCIALS I WROTE FOR D&D
PUMP AND PIPE, RIGHT THIS IS NOT A JOKE THIS IS NOT A JOKE
>> Jimmy: WHO COULD FORGET >> AND THEY WOULD REPLAY THEM, EVEN THOUGH EVERYONE KNEW THE
RESULTS OF THE GAME, THEY WOULD REPLAY THEM THE NEXT AFTERNOON >> Jimmy: WHAT, ON LIKE A.M.
RADIO OR SOMETHING >> A.M. RADIO, WHATEVER. K.N.I.A. IN PELHAM, IOWA
>> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? >> YEAH. BUT STUDIO IS IN KNOXVILLE
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE AN AWARD-WINNING JOURNALIST YOU'VE INTERVIEWED EVERYBODY,
CELEBRITIES, ROYALTY, PRESIDENTS I MEAN, HAVE YOU -- HAVE YOU
MET THE QUEEN? HAVE YOU MET THE QUEEN >> YEAH.
OKAY [ AUDIENCE OH'S [ LAUGHTER ]
SO, SHE WAS ON SOME TOUR IT'S GOT TO BE IN THE '90s, RIGHT?
AND THERE'S SOME BIG EVENT AT THE BRITISH AMBASSADOR'S HOUSE IN WASHINGTON, D.C
AND YOU GET THE INVITATION AND JUST GO, "THIS HAS TO BE A A MISTAKE.
I GET THERE AND IT REALLY IS THE ROYALTY OF WASHINGTON, D.C. AND YOU GET INSTRUCTIONS
DO NOT ADDRESS THE QUEEN DON'T ASK HER A QUESTION DON'T SAY BOO TO HER
SO, I'M CLOSE TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE, AND I JUST DO THE CURTSY OR THE BOW OR WHATEVER
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO. >> Jimmy: CURTSY >> AND I'M LIKE, "I'M NOT HAPPY
WITH THIS. IT DIDN'T WORK FOR ME. >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> SO, I DOUBLED BACK -- I DOUBLE DIPPED ON THE QUEEN [ LAUGHTER ]
I GO BACK TO THE BACK OF THE LINE, RIGHT, AND I PUT MY HAND OUT, AND I SAID, "MY CO-HOST IN
THE MORNING, PAULA ZAHN, I SAID, "SHE KNOWS YOUR COUSIN OR YOUR SOMETHING OR YOUR
SOMETHING. I PRADDLE, PRADDLE, PRADDLE. AND SHE SAYS, "OH, REALLY?
WE HAD A LITTLE CONVERSATION, WHICH NO ONE ELSE HAD -- >> Jimmy: YOU DID IT
>> AND THEN -- AND THEN ALL THE VIPs OF WASHINGTON, D.C. DESCENDED ON ME AND SAID, WHAT
WERE YOU TALKING TO THE QUEEN ABOUT? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S RIGHT YOU'RE LIKE, "YEAH, I'LL SHOW
YOU HOW TO DOUBLE DIP. [ APPLAUSE ] WOW.
>> TRUST ME. >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE INTERVIEWS?
>> REAL PEOPLE REAL PEOPLE. BECAUSE HONESTLY, I'VE
INTERVIEWED ALL THE PRESIDENTS I'VE INTERVIEWED EVERYBODY, RIGHT?
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND MOST OF MY JOB, WE JUST GO OUT INTO AMERICA AND I KNOW
IF WE'RE PAYING ATTENTION TO THE NEWS EVERY DAY, WHICH WE SHOULD, IT FEELS LIKE WE'RE AT
EACH OTHER'S NECKS CONSTANTLY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH >> IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE THAT
OUT THERE, RIGHT THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO ARE BUILDING COMMUNITY, HELPING
THEIR NEIGHBORS, THEY'RE LOVING THEIR NEIGHBORS. >> Jimmy: YEAH
THAT'S WHAT IT FEELS LIKE A LOT OUT THERE WHERE I LIKE TO BE I'VE DONE STORIES --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE RIGHT? I'VE DONE STORIES IN ALL
50 STATES. I'VE DONE FROM EVERY CONTINENT, INCLUDING ANTARCTICA, AND MY
PLEASURE ZONE IS OUT ON THE ROAD - >> Jimmy: SEEING REAL PEOPLE
>> -- TALKING TO FOLKS >> Jimmy: HARRY SMITH, YOU'RE A LEGEND
I LOVE THAT YOU'RE ON THE SHOW PLEASE COME BACK ANY TIME. [ APPLAUSE ]
>> THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS -- YOU KNOW THE SEGMENT, "THANK YOU NOTES"
I GOT A THANK YOU NOTE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HARRY SMITH.
YOU CAN SEE HIS REPORTS ON THE "TODAY SHOW," "NBC NIGHTLY NEWS WITH LESTER HOLT" AND "NBC NEWS
NOW. CONAN GRAY PERFORMS NEXT, STICK AROUND
HARRY SMITH ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* FROM HIS NEW ALBUM "SUPER-ACHE" GIVE IT UP FOR CONAN GRAY.
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
* LET ME JUST SET THE SCENE I JUST LEFT THE PART AT BLAKE'S AND
IT'S HALLOWEEN * * HAD THE KEYS TO MY CAR IN MY HAN
BUT I DIDN'T LEAVE 'CAUSE THE POTENTIAL OF US * * IT WAS KEEPIN' ME U
ALL NIGHT LONG I LEFT A TEXT YO WON'T READ ALL NIGHT LONG *
* THIS COULD BE A DISASTE THERE'S SO MANY FACTOR LIKE, WHAT I
YOU FREAK OUT * * AND THEN WE'RE LOSIN' I ALL AT THE
CRITICAL CHAPTER WHERE I SAY * * I LOVE YO
AND YOU DON'T SAY IT AFTER THIS COULD BE A DISASTER PEDALING BACKWARDS *
* BY SAYIN' THAT I'M DRUN I REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE CALLE
I'M A LITTLE BIT PLASTERED * * YOU CALL ME A LIA NOW I'M FALLIN' IN FASTE
THIS COULD BE A DISASTER DISASTER * * DISASTE
LET ME JUST LOSE MY MIND IS IT PURELY PLATONI TO CALL ME, LIKE *
* EVERY NIGHT YOU KNOW ASHLEY BELIEVES THAT THERE'S SOMETHING
BETWEEN YOU AND I * * BUT IF I'M READIN' IT WRONG MAN, IT'D BE BETTER OF
IF I DIE, OH AND IF YOU'RE READIN' * * THE TEXT ALL NIGHT LONG
THIS COULD BE A DISASTER THERE'S SO MANY FACTOR LIKE, WHAT IF *
* YOU FREAK OUT AND THEN WE'RE LOSIN' IT ALL AT THE
CRITICAL CHAPTER * * WHERE I SAY I LOVE YOU
AND YOU DON'T SAY IT AFTER THIS COULD BE A DISASTER *E * PEDALING BACKWARD
BY SAYIN' THAT I'M DRUNK I REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE CALLED *
* I'M A LITTLE BIT PLASTERE YOU CALL ME A LIAR NOW I'M FALLIN' IN FASTE
THIS COULD BE A DISASTER * * DISASTE DISASTER
MAYBE I'M MISTAKEN YOU'RE NOT MINE * * FOR TAKIN
MAYBE I'M MISTAKEN MAYBE I JUST MADE IT U MESSED IT UP *
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, THAT IS HOW YOU
DO IT RIGHT THERE! COME ON! CONAN GRAY
"SUPER-ACHE" IS OUT NOW. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT
THAT'S AWESOME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO EVAN RACHEL WOOD, HARRY SMITH, CHRIS HEMSWORTH, CONAN GRAY,
EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "SUPER-ACHE" IS OUT RIGHT NOW.
AND, OF COURSE, THE ROOTS FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA RIGHT THERE.
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *