1 00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:12,245 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:12,245 --> 00:00:15,849 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:23,490 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - HUGH JACKMAN 4 00:00:23,490 --> 00:00:26,359 BRIDGET EVERETT, MUSICAL GUEST RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS AND FEATURING THE 5 00:00:26,359 --> 00:00:32,899 LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: SHOW NUMBER ONE. >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:32,899 --> 00:00:39,839 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:42,442 --> 00:00:48,515 * 8 00:00:48,515 --> 00:01:03,496 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HELLO, EVERYBODY 9 00:01:03,496 --> 00:01:08,068 HI, I'M JIMMY FALLON, AND WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." IT'S FREAKY FRIDAY TONIGHT 10 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:14,207 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HEY, DID YOU HEAR THE BIG NEWS ABOUT MIKE PENCE 11 00:01:14,207 --> 00:01:19,913 YOU REMEMBER HIM, RIGHT? CASPER THE HOMOPHOBIC GHOST? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 12 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:21,614 MIKE PENCE RELEASED A POLICY AGENDA, WHICH IS A STRONG INDICATION HE PLANS TO RUN 13 00:01:21,614 --> 00:01:27,787 AGAINST DONALD TRUMP IN 2024 PENCE VERSUS TRUMP, WOULDN'T THAT BE SOMETHING? 14 00:01:27,787 --> 00:01:31,257 LIKE LOGAN ROY VERSUS COUSIN GREG [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 15 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:33,460 MEANWHILE, FOX NEWS JUST ANNOUNCED THEY'VE HIRED CAITLYN JENNER AS AN ON-AIR 16 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:37,330 CONTRIBUTOR TO THEIR CHANNEL FOX PUT OUT A PRESS RELEASE THAT SAID, "CAITLIN'S STORY IS 17 00:01:37,330 --> 00:01:43,937 AN INSPIRATION TO US ALL SHE'S A TRAIL BLAZER IN THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY WHO WILL NOT 18 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:49,109 BE ALLOWED TO USE THE BATHROOM AT OUR OFFICE. [ LAUGHTER ] 19 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:52,245 YOU KNOW, I LOVE BEING HERE IN NEW YORK I WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS 20 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:53,913 CRAZY THING THAT HAPPENED IN L.A. LAST WEEK SO, YOU KNOW THE ACTOR 21 00:01:53,913 --> 00:01:58,151 WILL SMITH [ LAUGHTER ] OH, YOU'VE HEARD THIS STORY? 22 00:01:58,151 --> 00:02:01,654 OKAY, I DIDN'T KNOW IF IT MADE IT EAST, SO I'LL SKIP IT, THEN [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 23 00:02:01,654 --> 00:02:04,391 ARE YOU FIGURING OUT WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW? YOU'RE NOTICING WHAT DAY IT IS 24 00:02:04,391 --> 00:02:07,060 AND -- OR NO, MAYBE, I DON'T KNOW APRIL FOOLS', EVERYBODY. 25 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:16,870 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SHOW OF HANDS, HOW MANY OF YOU ARE DISAPPOINTED 26 00:02:16,870 --> 00:02:21,775 BE HONEST. [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY, HOW MANY ARE VERY 27 00:02:21,775 --> 00:02:25,779 DISAPPOINTED BE HONEST. AND HOW MANY OF YOU ARE 28 00:02:25,779 --> 00:02:29,215 THINKING, "OH, MY GOD, JIMMY FALLON LOOKS TERRIBLE, I HOPE HE ISN'T SICK!" 29 00:02:29,215 --> 00:02:32,919 [ LAUGHTER ] WE PULLED THE OLD SWITCHEROO IN FACT, RIGHT NOW, JIMMY 30 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:36,423 "F-WORD," AS WE CALL HIM BACK HOME - [ LAUGHTER ] 31 00:02:36,423 --> 00:02:40,093 -- IS HOSTING MY SHOW IN L.A WE SWAPPED EVERYTHING. WE SWAPPED SHOWS, BANDS, EVEN 32 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:45,165 WIVES. BAD NEWS, NANCY, FAT JIMMY'S COMING HOME! 33 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:48,134 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ RIM SHOT ] THIS IS SOMETHING WE'VE BEEN 34 00:02:48,134 --> 00:02:50,737 PLANNING FOR A LONG -- FOR YEARS. IT WAS A TOP SECRET OPERATION. 35 00:02:50,737 --> 00:02:53,473 EVEN THE ROOTS DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS HAPPENING UNTIL TODAY, RIGHT? 36 00:02:53,473 --> 00:02:56,543 >> Questlove: YEAH, NO IDEA. >> Jimmy: JIMMY DOESN'T TRUST YOU, IS WHAT - 37 00:02:56,543 --> 00:03:01,047 [ LAUGHTER ] CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT OSCAR, BY THE WAY 38 00:03:01,047 --> 00:03:04,951 QUESTLOVE WON AN OSCAR [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOBODY IN MY BAND HAS AN OSCAR 39 00:03:04,951 --> 00:03:09,856 >> Tariq: NOT YET. >> Jimmy: I HAVE TO SAY, YOUR MOVIE IS FANTASTIC, AND YOUR 40 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:12,959 SPEECH WAS BEAUTIFUL ACTUALLY, I WATCHED IT AS SOON AS I STOPPED REWINDING 41 00:03:12,959 --> 00:03:17,864 500 TIMES. >> Questlove: YEAH. >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. 42 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:20,133 [ LAUGHTER ] EVERYBODY HERE'S BEEN SO NICE. I GOT TO MEET JIMMY'S WRITERS, 43 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:24,637 GOT TO MEET HIS PRODUCERS, THE SECURITY GUY TOOK ME ON A TOUR I EVEN GOT TO MEET THE CHEF WHO 44 00:03:24,637 --> 00:03:29,342 CUTS HIS CHICKEN NUGGETS INTO DINOSAUR SHAPES. [ LAUGHTER ] 45 00:03:29,342 --> 00:03:33,713 WONDERFUL GUY. IT'S EXCITING TO BE HERE, I CAN'T -- 46 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:35,348 THIS IS REALLY -- I AM -- ALWAYS DREAMED OF HOSTING A LATE-NIGHT TALK SHOW, NOW 47 00:03:35,348 --> 00:03:40,086 THAT DREAM HAS FINALLY COME TRUE [ LAUGHTER ] 48 00:03:40,086 --> 00:03:42,555 SHOULD WE CHECK IN ON JIMMY TO SEE HOW IT'S GOING IN HOLLYWOOD? 49 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:48,661 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION, 50 00:03:48,661 --> 00:03:51,164 REALLY YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE, I'M CHECKING IN WITH JIMMY EITHER 51 00:03:51,164 --> 00:03:55,335 WAY. BUT -- OH HEY, THERE'S JIMMY RIGHT NOW! 52 00:03:55,335 --> 00:03:57,971 >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE HOW HE'S DOING. JIMMY, ARE YOU THERE 53 00:03:57,971 --> 00:04:00,607 >> Jimmy: I'M HERE I'M IN YOUR PLACE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 54 00:04:00,607 --> 00:04:07,814 ISN'T THIS WEIRD >> WOW >> Jimmy: JIMMY, A BIG CHUNK OF 55 00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:12,085 YOUR AUDIENCE ALMOST LEFT WHEN I WALKED OUT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 56 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:17,057 I SAW SADNESS. >> FOR THE FIRST TIME TONIGHT I GOT A GREAT SITTING OVATION. 57 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:21,461 IT WAS UNBIELAVABLE. HOW'S IT GOING OVER THERE, BUD YOU LOOK GREAT 58 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:24,364 >> Jimmy: IT'S GOING WELL, EVERYBODY'S BEEN GREAT I WENT THROUGH YOUR STUFF AND 59 00:04:24,364 --> 00:04:27,834 EVERYTHING SO THANK YOU FOR HAVING -- LETTING US -- LETTING ME DO 60 00:04:27,834 --> 00:04:30,070 THIS WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS FOR A LONG TIME, I WAS JUST 61 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:32,639 TELLING EVERYBODY. >> APRIL, 2020. >> Jimmy: YES, APRIL, 2020 IS WHEN WE 62 00:04:32,639 --> 00:04:37,977 CONCEIVED THIS [ LAUGHTER ] >> DO YOU LIKE THE STUDIO? 63 00:04:37,977 --> 00:04:41,381 DO YOU ENJOY IT? >> Jimmy: NOT REALLY [ LAUGHTER ] 64 00:04:41,381 --> 00:04:43,116 NO YEAH, NO, YEAH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL IT'S ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL. 65 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:46,286 IT MAKES ME REALIZE WHAT A DUMP OUR PLACE IS [ LAUGHTER ] 66 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,922 HOW ABOUT GUILLERMO? IS HE ALL RIGHT? IS HE DOING OKAY 67 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:52,092 >> GUILLERMO'S OKAY -- COME HERE, COME HERE. COME HERE BUD. 68 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:57,097 YEAH I HAVE GUILLERMO. HE'S DOING ALL RIGHT. HE'S OKAY. >> HI JIMMY. 69 00:04:57,097 --> 00:05:04,437 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: GUILLERMO, DID YOU REMEMBER TO TAKE YOUR VITAMINS 70 00:05:04,437 --> 00:05:08,274 >> YEAH, I DID TAKE MY VITAMIN TEQUILA. >> Jimmy: OKAY, GOOD 71 00:05:08,274 --> 00:05:12,312 [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT. >> IS HIGGINS THERE AS WELL? 72 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:16,349 >> Jimmy: YEAH, HIGGINS IS RIGHT HERE ALSO, ACTUALLY. HE'S - 73 00:05:16,349 --> 00:05:20,954 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: I PUT ON A MOUSTACHE SO YOU FEEL AT HOME. 74 00:05:20,954 --> 00:05:22,689 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. >> Steve: YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: THAT'S NICE. 75 00:05:22,689 --> 00:05:27,060 IT'S A GREAT LOOK FOR YOU. [ INDISCERNIBLE HIGGINS LOOKS LIKE HE SHOULD 76 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:28,395 BE - [ INDISCERNIBLE HIGGINS LOOKS LIKE HE SHOULD BE 77 00:05:28,395 --> 00:05:31,064 SWINDLING WIDOWS OUT OF THEIR FORTUNE. [ LAUGHTER ] 78 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:33,366 >> Steve: "FLIMFLAMMED, I SAY! >> Jimmy: GUILLERMO, IF YOU NEED ANYTHING BEFORE THAT, CALL 79 00:05:33,366 --> 00:05:38,772 ELLEN, OKAY? [ LAUGHTER ] >> ALL RIGHT, I WILL FOR SURE. 80 00:05:38,772 --> 00:05:42,475 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I -- I DON'T KNOW, HAVE - 81 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:44,711 >> THIS IS WILD, BUD IT'S BEEN AN AMAZING EXPERIENCE 82 00:05:44,711 --> 00:05:47,614 I LOVE THAT WE DID THIS. I CAN'T BELIEVE WE PULLED IT OFF. 83 00:05:47,614 --> 00:05:49,416 I REALLY CAN'T BELIEVE IT. >> Jimmy: I'M STILL NOT SURE OF HOW BOTH OF OUR MUSICAL GUESTS 84 00:05:49,416 --> 00:05:53,853 ARE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, BUT I GUESS WE'LL FIGURE THAT OUT AT THE END OF THE SHOW 85 00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:56,690 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS ARE BOTH 86 00:05:56,690 --> 00:06:00,827 OF OUR MUSICAL GUESTS. TONIGHT, THEIR NEW ALBUM'S OUT -- 87 00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:05,098 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HAVE FUN. >> JIMMY, THIS IS -- THIS IS MAGICAL. 88 00:06:05,098 --> 00:06:09,135 I -- I LOVE IT I LOVE -- I LOVE TALKING TO YOU. 89 00:06:09,135 --> 00:06:10,603 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THIS IS A LOT OF FUN I ESPECIALLY LOVE TALKING TO 90 00:06:10,603 --> 00:06:13,940 YOU OVER A SATELLITE, IT'S EVEN BETTER THAT WAY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 91 00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:18,778 >> ALL RIGHT, WELL, I THINK WE SHOULD MOVE ON WITH THE SHOW - >> Jimmy: YES. 92 00:06:18,778 --> 00:06:21,381 OKAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, GREAT. 93 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:26,753 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALL RIGHT. YOU WANNA -- YOU WANNA HANG UP 94 00:06:26,753 --> 00:06:29,823 >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, YOU -- YOU HANG UP FIRST. >> Jimmy: NO, YOU HANG UP. 95 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:32,659 COME ON, YOU HANG UP [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> NO, YOU HANG UP 96 00:06:32,659 --> 00:06:34,294 >> Jimmy: NO, YOU HANG UP! >> NO, YOU HANG UP! YOU HANG UP! 97 00:06:34,294 --> 00:06:37,230 YOU HANG UP! >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. [ INDISCERNIBLE 98 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,099 WE'LL HANG UP AT THE SAME TIME, ALL RIGHT? READY? 99 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:40,967 ONE, TWO, THREE. >> ONE, TWO -- >> Jimmy: OH, WELL, WE GOT IT 100 00:06:40,967 --> 00:06:43,069 ALL SCREWED UP [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT. 101 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:46,539 [ INDISCERNIBLE I'LL SEE YOU AT HOME, JIMMY. [ APPLAUSE ] 102 00:06:46,539 --> 00:06:48,842 ALL RIGHT, WELL THAT'S JIMMY FALLON IN L.A. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 103 00:06:48,842 --> 00:06:50,810 WE'RE GONNA -- IT'S GONNA BE FUN. DON'T BE BUMMED. 104 00:06:50,810 --> 00:06:54,080 BRIDGET EVERETT IS WITH US WE HAVE MUSIC FROM RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, TONIGHT 105 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,249 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND FROM "THE MUSIC MAN," THE TOAST OF BROADWAY, 106 00:06:56,249 --> 00:07:04,124 HUGH JACKMAN, WOLVERINE HIMSELF, IS HERE WITH US [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 107 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:07,027 OR MAYBE IT'LL TURN OUT TO BE HUGH GRANT, WHO KNOWS, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE TONIGHT. 108 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:12,565 YOU KNOW, PEOPLE MISTAKE ME WITH JIMMY FALLON ALL THE TIME AND SAME FOR HIM 109 00:07:12,565 --> 00:07:15,068 SO, AS A PUBLIC SERVICE TO US, REALLY, WE PUT OUR HEADS TOGETHER TO COME UP WITH A LIST 110 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:19,172 OF THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO US MOST 111 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:22,942 >> Jimmy: "HI, I'M JIMMY KIMMEL PEOPLE OFTEN CONFUSE ME FOR 112 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:26,112 JIMMY FALLON >> I'M JIMMY FALLON. PEOPLE OFTEN CONFUSE ME FOR 113 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:29,816 JIMMY KIMMEL OFTEN. >> Jimmy: A LOT. 114 00:07:29,816 --> 00:07:32,452 >> PEOPLE COME UP TO ME AND SAY, "KIMMEL CAN I GET A PICTURE?" >> Jimmy: 115 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:37,057 "JIMMY FALLON, CAN I GET A A SELFIE?" >> "HEY, WHERE'S GUILLERMO?" 116 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:39,426 >> Jimmy: "LOVE YOU AND JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. >> "MATT DAMON SUCKS." 117 00:07:39,426 --> 00:07:41,728 >> Jimmy: " I GOT YOUR CHILDREN'S BOOKS IT'S HOW MY SON LEARNED TO SAY 118 00:07:41,728 --> 00:07:44,698 DADA." >> "YOU'RE THINNER IN PERSON." >> Jimmy: "YOU'RE FATTER IN 119 00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:47,867 PERSON." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER >> "I THOUGHT YOU HAD A BEARD. >> Jimmy: "IS THAT YOUR ACTUAL 120 00:07:47,867 --> 00:07:51,137 HAIR?" >> "I LIKE WHEN IT YOU TAKE THE KIDS' HALLOWEEN CANDY. 121 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:54,307 >> Jimmy: "LOVE WHEN YOU HOST 'SNL.'" >> LOVE JOHN, WIN BEN STEIN'S MONEY. 122 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:58,778 >> Jimmy: "FEVER PITCH!" >> "MY UNCLE RON HATES YOU WILL YOU MAKE A VIDEO FOR HIM?" 123 00:07:58,778 --> 00:08:02,716 >> Jimmy: "HISTORY RAP." >> "I'M MORE OF A COLBERT FAN. >> Jimmy: "I'M MORE OF A 124 00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:05,552 A COLBERT FAN. [ LAUGHTER ] >> "YOU USED TO BE FUNNY." 125 00:08:05,552 --> 00:08:07,320 >> Jimmy: "WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO DO ANOTHER MOVIE WITH QUEEN LATIFAH? 126 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:10,824 >> "YOU'RE TOO HARD ON TRUMP." >> Jimmy: "YOU'RE NOT HARD ENOUGH ON TRUMP. 127 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:13,026 [ LAUGHTER ] >> "IS GUILLERMO DRUNK ALL THE TIME?" 128 00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:15,729 >> Jimmy: "HIGGINS IS A STONER, RIGHT? >> "ARE YOU HIGH DURING THE 129 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:18,898 SHOW?" >> Jimmy: "YOU'RE ON TOO LATE. >> "I CAN'T STAY UP. 130 00:08:18,898 --> 00:08:21,735 BUT I LOVE 'MEAN TWEETS.'" >> Jimmy: "I WATCHED YOU IN PRISON." 131 00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:24,804 >> "REMEMBER WHEN YOU GAVE OUT THE WRONG OSCAR? OOH." >> Jimmy: "LOVE YOUR ICE 132 00:08:24,804 --> 00:08:27,874 CREAM. >> "MATT DAMON SUCKS." >> Jimmy: "MY MOM HAS THE HOTS 133 00:08:27,874 --> 00:08:31,144 FOR YOU. >> "MY DAD CAN'T STAND YOU." >> Jimmy: "YOU SHOULD TALK MORE 134 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:34,114 ABOUT POLITICS." >> "YOU SHOULD TALK LESS ABOUT POLITICS." 135 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:37,150 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "TRUMP." >> "TRUMP. 136 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:39,285 >> Jimmy: "YOU HAVE SUCH A GOOD SINGING VOICE. >> "YOU SHOULD BRING BACK 'THE 137 00:08:39,285 --> 00:08:41,521 MAN SHOW.'" >> Jimmy: "QUESTLOVE!" >> "JIMMY KIMMEL!" 138 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:45,358 >> Jimmy: "JIMMY FALLON! >> "JIMMY KIMMEL!" >> Jimmy: "JIMMY FALLON! 139 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:49,729 >> "JIMBLE KIMBLE! >> Jimmy: "JIMMY FA-FONE." >> "JOHNNY CARSON! 140 00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:53,566 >> Jimmy: "CARSON DALY!" >> "DAILY SHOW." >> Together: "I MISS DAVE. 141 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:57,704 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I MISS DAVE TOO. >> EVERY NIGHT 142 00:08:57,704 --> 00:09:03,076 SHOULD WE CALL HIM >> Jimmy: YEAH, LET'S CALL HIM >> YEAH. 143 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:06,112 >> Jimmy: YES. I ACTUALLY HAVE HIS PHONE NUMBER 144 00:09:06,112 --> 00:09:12,018 >> OH, PERFECT [ DIAL TONE ] >> HI, YOU'VE REACHED DAVE LETTERMAN 145 00:09:12,018 --> 00:09:15,422 PLEASE DON'T LEAVE A MESSAGE, AND IF YOUR NAME IS JIMMY, DON'T CALL HERE AGAIN. 146 00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:20,226 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ BEEP ] >> GUESS HE DOESN'T WANT YOU CALLING HIM 147 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:22,429 >> Jimmy: I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S TALKING ABOUT YOU CALLING HIM. >> IT'S YOUR PHONE 148 00:09:22,429 --> 00:09:24,698 >> Jimmy: WELL, HE SAID "JIMMY." THE WAY HE SAID JIMMY WAS 149 00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:27,867 CLEARLY -- >> YEAH, I KNOW, BUT THAT'S -- >> Jimmy: SHOULD WE CALL HIM 150 00:09:27,867 --> 00:09:29,903 ONE MORE TIME? >> YEAH, LET'S CALL HIM AGAIN. >> Jimmy: 'CAUSE MAYBE HE'S ON 151 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:32,038 THE OTHER LINE >> I'LL CALL HIM FROM MY PHONE >> Jimmy: OKAY 152 00:09:32,038 --> 00:09:35,875 [ DIAL TONE [ LAUGHTER ] >> HI, YOU'VE REACHED 153 00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:37,944 DAVE LETTERMAN PLEASE DON'T LEAVE A MESSAGE, AND IF YOUR NAME IS JIMMY, OR 154 00:09:37,944 --> 00:09:44,718 JIMMY, DON'T CALL HERE AGAIN [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ BEEP ] >> Jimmy: YEAH. 155 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:46,453 THAT WAS YOU HE SCREENED YOU. >> YEAH, I DON'T -- I DON'T 156 00:09:46,453 --> 00:09:49,289 THINK SO LOOK, I -- WE'RE NOT GONNA FIGHT ABOUT THIS, OKAY 157 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:52,359 I THINK I TOLD YOU, I'M A LOVER, NOT A FIGHTER [ LAUGHTER ] 158 00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:55,862 >> I'VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE. SHE TOLD ME THAT I'M A FOREVER LOVER, DON'T YOU REMEMBER? 159 00:09:55,862 --> 00:09:58,932 >> Jimmy: WHEN AFTER LOVIN' ME, SHE SAID SHE COULDN'T LOVE ANOTHER. 160 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:02,635 >> THAT WHAT SHE SAID? >> Jimmy: AFTER SHE SAID, "YOU KEEP DREAMING. 161 00:10:02,635 --> 00:10:05,905 * I DON'T BELIEVE IT * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AW, WE HAVE A GREAT 162 00:10:05,905 --> 00:10:11,945 SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT YOU DON'T LIKE IT, IT'S OKAY, IT'S NOT MINE. 163 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:14,781 BUT WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "THANK YOU NOTES." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 164 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:19,052 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU "THE TONIGHT SHOW" FOR LETTING ME 165 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:20,854 SWITCH SPOTS WITH JIMMY TODAY AND FOR LETTING ME EAT ALL THE FOOD MARKED "JIMMY ONLY DO NOT 166 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:50,884 TOUCH IN THE OFFICE FRIDGE." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WE HAVE THE ROOTS. 167 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:53,620 WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW" STARRING, ONE OF THE JIMMIES. 168 00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:55,488 BOY ARE MY KIDS GOING TO BE CONFUSED WHEN JIMMY FALLON PICKS THEM UP FROM SCHOOL 169 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:59,225 TODAY. [ LAUGHTER ] TONIGHT IS FRIDAY, WHICH, AS 170 00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:02,929 YOU KNOW, IF YOU WATCH THE SHOW, IS WHEN JIMMY LIKES TO CATCH UP ON PERSONAL STUFF 171 00:11:02,929 --> 00:11:04,864 AND SINCE THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE TO THANK, I THOUGHT I MIGHT TAKE SOME TIME TO WRITE 172 00:11:04,864 --> 00:11:10,904 SOME THANK YOU NOTES IS THAT OKAY WITH EVERYBODY? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 173 00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:14,174 ALL RIGHT. I'VE GOT A PEN I'VE GOT NOTES 174 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:18,545 JAMES, MAY I HAVE SOME -- YES, OH YES * 175 00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:21,815 >> Steve: OH, WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] NEVER SEEN HIM SMILE 176 00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:26,186 >> Jimmy: ONE PERSON HAPPIER THAT I'M HERE. [ LAUGHTER ] 177 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:29,089 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. >> Steve: DANG 178 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:33,560 >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO * THANK YOU, "THE TONIGHT SHOW," 179 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:36,262 FOR LETTING ME SWITCH SPOTS WITH JIMMY TODAY AND FOR LETTING ME EAT ALL THE 180 00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:42,168 FOOD MARKED "JIMMY ONLY, DO NOT TOUCH," IN THE OFFICE FRIDGE [ LAUGHTER ] 181 00:11:42,168 --> 00:11:46,539 HALF A CHICKEN PARM, AND IT WAS DELICIOUS. [ LAUGHTER ] 182 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:49,109 * THANK YOU, JIMMY FALLON, FOR LEAVING ME THIS COPY OF YOUR 183 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:55,281 2005 MEGA HIT "FEVER PITCH" ON VHS. [ LAUGHTER ] 184 00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:59,853 I FAST FORWARDED RIGHT TO THE SEX PARTS. [ LAUGHTER ] 185 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:02,589 JIMMY, SURPRISINGLY, NOT A HAIR ON HIS BOTTOM. [ LAUGHTER ] 186 00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:08,495 >> Steve: NO, NO * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, 187 00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:10,897 NEW YORK CITY, FOR BEING THE CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS THOUGH IT DOES SOMETIMES TAKE 188 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:14,734 A NAP AFTER IT MASTURBATES ON THE SUBWAY [ LAUGHTER ] 189 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:22,075 YOU GET THAT, RIGHT, HIGGINS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OH, I GET IT 190 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,678 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, CRACKERJACKS, FOR LETTING US 191 00:12:24,678 --> 00:12:30,817 EXPERIENCE WHAT CANDY IN THE GREAT DEPRESSION TASTED LIKE [ LAUGHTER ] 192 00:12:30,817 --> 00:12:34,954 THOUGH YOU DO GET A TOY. >> Steve: YOU GET A TOY. YOU GET A TOY. 193 00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:39,125 >> Jimmy: DON'T TRUST THE CANDY THAT HAS TO GIVE YOU A TOY [ LAUGHTER ] 194 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:41,961 * THANK YOU, DR. SCHOLL'S, FOR DEDICATING YOUR LIFE TO FEET 195 00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:46,332 WITHOUT BEING A PERVERT ABOUT IT [ LAUGHTER ] 196 00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:53,206 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Tariq: FEET [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 197 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,875 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, COUPLES WITH A SLEEP NUMBER BED, FOR 198 00:12:55,875 --> 00:13:01,181 COMING UP WITH A SIMPLE WAY TO TELL THE WORLD, "WE STOPPED HAVING SEX TEN YEARS AGO." 199 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:10,390 [ LAUGHTER ] * THANK YOU, MATT DAMON, FOR 200 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,959 REMINDING US THAT IF YOU SET YOUR MIND TO IT, YOU CAN WIN AN OSCAR FOR WRITING EVEN WHEN YOU 201 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:21,735 CAN'T READ [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE [ RIM SHOT ] 202 00:13:21,735 --> 00:13:26,239 THAT'S TRUE. IT'S AMAZING, THOUGH >> Steve: YEAH 203 00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:29,509 * >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, THANK YOU, APRIL FOOLS' DAY, FOR 204 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:32,112 BEING THE ONE DAY OF THE YEAR I CAN STEAL "THE TONIGHT SHOW" WITHOUT FIRST PROMISING IT TO 205 00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:37,484 CONAN. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 206 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:41,755 THERE YOU GO I'M DONE WITH "THANK YOU NOTES. 207 00:13:41,755 --> 00:13:43,723 YOU'RE WELCOME WE'LL BE BACK WITH HUGH JACKMAN 208 00:13:43,723 --> 00:14:17,524 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE 209 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:20,060 TONIGHT SHOW." I'M NOT JIMMY FALLON, I'M JIMMY KIMMEL 210 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:23,863 BUT I'M HERE, AND IT'S APRIL FOOLS' DAY, SO DEAL WITH IT, ALL RIGHT? 211 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:28,234 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS THE BIGGEST STAR ON BROADWAY 212 00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:31,571 HIS ENORMOUSLY SUCCESSFUL MUSICAL REVIVAL IS CALLED "THE MUSIC MAN. 213 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:31,604 MUSICAL REVIVAL IS CALLED "THE MUSIC MAN. 214 00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:50,423 * * 215 00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:53,193 * >> Jimmy: HE CAN DANCE PLEASE WELCOME HUGH JACKMAN! 216 00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:53,226 >> Jimmy: HE CAN DANCE PLEASE WELCOME HUGH JACKMAN! 217 00:14:53,760 --> 00:15:07,040 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 218 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:12,078 >> Jimmy: I'M WEARING A NEW TOUPEE HOW ARE YOU DOING? 219 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:16,449 >> I'M DOING GOOD. GREAT TO SEE YOU >> Jimmy: DO THEY HAVE APRIL 220 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:18,651 FOOLS' DAY IN AUSTRALIA, YOUR HOMELAND >> WE HAVE IT. 221 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:20,286 IT'S AUSTRALIA, HELLO. YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 222 00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:23,056 LIKE, WE HAVE IT FOR THE ENTIRE MONTH OF APRIL ACTUALLY, I DO REMEMBER -- 223 00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:25,058 I REMEMBER ONE TIME MY DAD FREAKING OUT ON APRIL FOOLS' BECAUSE IN "THE SYDNEY MORNING 224 00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:29,796 HERALD," VOLVO - WE HAD A VOLVO DO YOU REMEMBER THE OLD VOLVO? 225 00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:31,865 THEY USED TO CALL THEM THE FRIDGE >> Jimmy: YEAH 226 00:15:31,865 --> 00:15:33,933 >> YOU KNOW, THEY'RE LIKE A FRIDGE TURNED OVER SO, WE HAD WE HAD A FRIDGE 227 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,469 VOLVO. AND THEY HAD A FULL-PAGE AD ANNOUNCING THAT THERE WERE FAKE 228 00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:38,304 VOLVOS OUT THERE AND YOU COULD TELL BY THE EMBLEM, WHATEVER THE EMBLEM OF VOLVO WAS, IT WAS 229 00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:47,480 FLIPPED THE WRONG WAY. SO MY DAD'S LIKE RUNNING OUT AND FREAKING OUT 230 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:50,650 AND THEN WHEN WE FOUND OUT THIS WAS A FULL-PAGE APRIL FOOLS' JOKE 231 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:53,820 [ LAUGHTER ] MOST PEOPLE WOULD BE LIKE, "THAT'S BRILLIANT. 232 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:56,122 BUT MY DAD WAS LIKE, "OH, CURSES," LIKE. [ LAUGHTER ] 233 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:59,092 >> Jimmy: WAS YOUR DAD NOT A A FOOLING AROUND GUY >> WE USED TO WATCH "FAWLTY 234 00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:02,462 TOWERS" TOGETHER AND HE COULDN'T LAUGH HE GOES, "THIS IS JUST TOO 235 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:07,033 CLOSE TO THE BONE. LIKE, HE WOULD GET TO -- >> Jimmy: REALLY 236 00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:08,935 >> -- FREAKED OUT. YEAH >> Jimmy: WOW, YOU REALLY, 237 00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:10,570 REBELLED, I GUESS, AGAINST THAT, DIDN'T YOU >> A LITTLE. 238 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:13,039 YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH >> A LITTLE. 239 00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:14,808 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND THANKS FOR KEEPING THIS A SECRET. 240 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,676 YOU'VE KNOWN ABOUT THIS FOR QUITE SOME TIME. >> I HAVE, THE WHOLE TIME. 241 00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:19,079 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU GOOD AT KEEPING SECRETS IN GENERAL >> I'M THE WORST 242 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,147 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT >> I'M THE WORST, I'M A BAD LIAR 243 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,450 I MEAN, FOR AN ACTOR, I MAKE A A LIVING OUT OF LYING. >> Jimmy: YEAH 244 00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:25,318 >> I'M REALLY, REALLY BAD AT IT [ LAUGHTER ] 245 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:28,588 THE WORST TIME I HAD TO LIE, ACTUALLY, WAS WHEN I GOT THE ROLE OF WOLVERINE. 246 00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:35,362 SO THIS WAS -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ LAUGHTER ] 247 00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:39,432 SHAMELESS FISHING. NO, NO, NO I WENT TO TORONTO. 248 00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,935 I AUDITIONED I GOT THE PART I HAD TO GO BACK TO L.A. TO 249 00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:46,072 PICK UP MY STUFF AND THEY SAID, "WE NEED YOU THERE TOMORROW." 250 00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:48,742 THEY HAD STARTED SHOOTING. SO I WENT THE NEXT DAY, AND THEY SAID, "BY THE WAY, WHEN 251 00:16:48,742 --> 00:16:52,979 YOU GO BACK INTO CUSTOMS, JUST SAY THAT YOU'RE THERE FOR AN AUDITION." 252 00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:57,884 AND I SAID, "OKAY, BUT I HAVE GOT THE PART, RIGHT? BECAUSE I JUST AUDITIONED. 253 00:16:57,884 --> 00:17:00,620 THEY SAID, "NO, NO, SINCE WE HAVEN'T GOTTEN YOUR VISA YOU'RE AUSTRALIAN, THE VISA 254 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:04,024 HASN'T COME IN TIME. IT'LL BE FINE. JUST SAY IT'S AN AUDITION, AND 255 00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:06,760 THEN WE'LL SORT IT OUT." [ LAUGHTER ] SO, THIS IS LIKE "MIDNIGHT 256 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:09,596 EXPRESS" FOR ME. I'M IN THE LINE. >> Jimmy: UH-HUH 257 00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:12,532 >> "IT'S AN AUDITION THIS IS JUST AN AUDITION THIS IS JUST AN AUDITION." 258 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,734 I'M SWEATING, I'M SWEATING [ LAUGHTER ] THE GUY -- I'M LOOKING 259 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:17,037 THE GUY LOOKS KIND OF NERDY. I THINK, "I'M ALL RIGHT. AND I GET UP THERE, AND HE 260 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,672 GOES, "HEY, WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR? AND I SAID, "OH, JUST DOING AN 261 00:17:18,672 --> 00:17:22,942 AUDITION." AND HE GOES, "REALLY?" I SAID, "YEAH. 262 00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:25,211 AND HE GOES, "WELL, THAT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE YOU SEEMED TO BE HERE LAST WEEK 263 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,947 WHAT WERE YOU HERE LAST WEEK FOR? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 264 00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:30,350 AND I'M LIKE, SWEAT JUST POURING DOWN [ LAUGHTER ] 265 00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,452 AND I -- I LITERALLY THEN SAID, "NO, NO, IT'S NOT AN AUDITION, I'VE GOT THE PART," I JUST 266 00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:37,357 BROKE. IT WAS PATHETIC. [ LAUGHTER ] 267 00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:40,527 AND HE GOES, "GO OVER THERE. AND IT WAS THAT ROOM, YOU KNOW, LIKE THE ROOM. 268 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:42,595 >> Jimmy: I'VE BEEN IN THAT ROOM >> YOU DON'T WANT TO BE IN THAT 269 00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,564 ROOM >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'VE BEEN IN THAT ROOM, YEAH. 270 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,366 >> THAT ROOM IS BAD. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I WENT IN THERE, AND I 271 00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:48,835 WAS THERE FOR, LIKE, AN HOUR AND A HALF AND HE MADE ME WAIT. 272 00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:51,071 AND I WENT TO MAKE A PHONE CALL THAT GUY LITERALLY IS LIKE, 273 00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:53,206 "GET OFF THE PHONE NOW!" >> Jimmy: REALLY >> "THIS IS SERIOUS, YOU HAVE 274 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:56,276 NO RIGHTS IN HERE, YOU HAVE NO PHONE CALLS. AND I'M SITTING THERE GOING, 275 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:59,879 "OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, I'VE JUST LOST THE BIGGEST BREAK OF MY LIFE 276 00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:03,149 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M GOING TO GO TO JAIL, AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 277 00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:07,520 >> Jimmy: AND YOU MET THE FIRST MEAN CANADIAN EVER >> EVER, YEAH. 278 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:10,357 [ LAUGHTER ] SO I FINALLY GET UP THERE. AND HE'S LIKE, "LISTEN, WE'RE 279 00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:15,028 PROBABLY GOING TO SEND YOU BACK ON A PLANE AND I SAID, "LISTEN, I'M SORRY 280 00:18:15,028 --> 00:18:18,798 IT'S JUST, I'VE GOT THIS PART IN THIS THING, AND I HAVEN'T GOT MY VISA. 281 00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:21,067 AND HE GOES, "WHAT'S THE THING? AND I SAID, "WELL, IT'S 282 00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:23,803 'X-MEN.' IT'S LIKE A COMIC BOOK." HE GOES, "WHAT?" 283 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:26,339 [ LAUGHTER ] I SAID - HE GOES, "YOU MEAN LIKE THE 284 00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:30,477 ANIMATION THING, 'X-MEN?'" AND I GO, "WELL, NO, THEY'RE DOING A LIVE ACTION VERSION OF IT. 285 00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:34,080 HE GOES, "WHAT?" [ LAUGHTER ] AND I SAID, "YEAH. 286 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,383 AND HE GOES, "WELL, WHAT DID YOU AUDITION FOR?" AND I SAID, "IT'S A CHARACTER 287 00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:40,420 CALLED WOLVERINE." HE GOES, "WHAT!" [ LAUGHTER ] 288 00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:45,225 AND HE LITERALLY LOOKED AT ME, AND THEN HE JUST -- HE GOES, "HEY, JIMMY, IT'S WOLVERINE! 289 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:49,696 THIS IS WOLVERINE! [ LAUGHTER ] HONESTLY, I WENT OUT THERE WITH 290 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:52,265 A POLICE ESCORT, JUST TO LET ME OUT. THIS GUY MADE ME SIGN 291 00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:56,403 AUTOGRAPHS, EVERYTHING [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOLVERINE -- 292 00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:59,439 >> HE WAS A MAD "X-MEN" FAN. AND THAT'S THE ONLY REASON I ENDED UP GETTING THE PART. 293 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:02,075 >> Jimmy: THE BIGGEST CANADIAN SUPERHERO, TOO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 294 00:19:02,075 --> 00:19:04,210 WOW. WELL, I'M GLAD HAD I KNOWN ANY OF THAT STUFF, 295 00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:07,881 I NEVER WOULD HAVE ASKED YOU TO BE HERE TONIGHT. BUT I DO APPRECIATE IT 296 00:19:07,881 --> 00:19:11,151 [ LAUGHTER ] >> I DID GET STRIP SEARCHED BEFORE THAT. 297 00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:13,453 BUT WE WON'T GET INTO THAT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WE -- ACTUALLY, YOU 298 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:18,258 ARE DOING, WHAT, EIGHT SHOWS A A WEEK NOW >> EIGHT SHOWS A WEEK, YEAH. 299 00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:21,027 >> Jimmy: AND SO THIS MAKES IT NINE THANK YOU FOR DOING IT 300 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:22,295 I COMPLAIN ABOUT DOING FOUR SHOWS A WEEK [ LAUGHTER ] 301 00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:25,031 EIGHT SHOWS A WEEK IS A LOT OF SHOWS A WEEK >> YEAH, BUT I'M HONESTLY, 302 00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:28,368 JIMMY, HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE THE 303 00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:31,204 BIGGEST -- IT'S MORE -- IT'S LIKE, BIGGER THAN "HAMILTON" AND, I DON'T KNOW, "CATS," OR 304 00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:35,842 WHATEVER'S GOING ON OUT THERE, ALL COMBINED, RIGHT? IT'S A HUGE THING. 305 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:40,447 IT'S LIKE -- IT'S REALLY - >> LISTEN, WE'RE JUST HAVING THE BEST TIME. 306 00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:42,849 THE THEATRE, THE WINTER GARDEN THEATRE, IS JUST FILLED WITH JOY. 307 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:46,252 YOU FEEL THE AUDIENCE -- THE SHOW IS FILLED WITH JOY, BUT YOU JUST FEEL THEM BEING 308 00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:52,258 HAPPY TO BE BACK, OH MY GOD. >> Jimmy: IT'S ALSO FILLED WITH SOME ITEMS THAT WERE GIFTED TO 309 00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:58,164 YOU BY A FELLOW ACTOR. >> YEAH, OPENING NIGHT GIFTS ARE BIG ON BROADWAY. 310 00:19:58,164 --> 00:20:00,900 AND SO YOU WALK IN, THERE'S FLOWERS, THERE'S CARDS AND, OF COURSE, RIGHT IN MY 311 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:06,139 MAKEUP, WHERE I PUT MY MAKEUP IN THE MIRROR, THERE WAS THIS. >> Jimmy: THIS PHOTOGRAPH SENT 312 00:20:06,139 --> 00:20:14,647 TO YOU BY? >> RYAN REYNOLDS >> Jimmy: RYAN REYNOLDS. 313 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:19,152 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE NOTE 314 00:20:19,152 --> 00:20:20,787 >> A LITTLE NOTE >> Jimmy: HE'LL BE -- "I'LL BE WATCHING." 315 00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:24,824 SOMEWHAT OMINOUS >> I WAS TAKING THAT IN. AND I THOUGHT -- I GOT UP FROM 316 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:28,862 MY SEAT, I WAS LAUGHING. AND I WENT OVER TO BRUSH MY TEETH BEHIND ME -- THERE'S 317 00:20:28,862 --> 00:20:32,265 ANOTHER MIRROR BEHIND ME AND -- THANK YOU, RYAN REYNOLDS >> Jimmy: AND HE SENT YOU THIS 318 00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:36,302 TOO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IS THAT AN ORIGINAL? 319 00:20:36,302 --> 00:20:42,208 [ LAUGHTER ] >> I JUST -- HE FOLLOWS ME WHEREVER I GO. 320 00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,077 >> Jimmy: THIS SHOULD BE HANGING IN A MUSEUM IN HALIFAX OR SOMETHING 321 00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:47,681 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT IS QUITE -- WELL, THAT IS QUITE BEAUTIFUL. 322 00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:49,649 >> I AM WORKING WITH, I MEAN -- SUTTON FOSTER, I THINK, IS THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD AT WHAT 323 00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:53,720 SHE DOES, WHICH IS SEEMINGLY EVERYTHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 324 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,189 >> Jimmy: I AGREE. I TOTALLY AGREE. >> JEFFERSON MAYS, 325 00:20:56,189 --> 00:20:58,058 JAYNE HOUDYSHELL, SHULER HENSLEY, MARIE MULLEN. IT IS -- IT'S LIKE EIGHT TIMES 326 00:20:58,058 --> 00:21:02,429 A WEEK - >> Jimmy: DID YOU SAY SHERMAN HEMSLEY? 327 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:06,266 >> SHULER HENSLEY. >> Jimmy: OH, OKAY I WAS LIKE, "WOW." 328 00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:09,069 >> BY THE WAY, 6'6", AND HE WILL KILL YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] 329 00:21:09,069 --> 00:21:10,837 BUT IT'S LIKE GOING -- EVERY NIGHT I GO TO LIKE AN ALL-STAR GAME WHERE PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY 330 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:15,642 TRYING IT'S REALLY INCREDIBLE [ LAUGHTER ] 331 00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:18,812 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE ALMOST TOO 332 00:21:18,812 --> 00:21:20,480 MUCH TALENT, I FEEL LIKE I FEEL LIKE SOME OF YOUR TALENT SHOULD BE SPREAD AROUND TO 333 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,549 OTHERS YOU KNOW >> IS RYAN REYNOLDS WATCHING 334 00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:25,151 THIS, BY THE WAY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IF HE HEARS HIS 335 00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:27,887 PICTURE'S ON IT, HE'LL BE WATCHING, THAT'S FOR SURE. [ LAUGHTER ] 336 00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:30,724 >> BUT, NO, I'M LOVING IT, MY ENERGY FEELS GOOD. >> Jimmy: DOES IT? 337 00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:33,159 'CAUSE - >> YEAH, NO, I DO. I DON'T KNOW WHY I HAVEN'T DONE 338 00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:35,395 A FULL MUSICAL FOR 18 YEARS. AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE, EVEN DEB WAS LIKE, "BABE, ARE YOU GOING 339 00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:38,498 TO BE OKAY?" AND I SAID, "WHAT? I'M GOING TO BE FINE." 340 00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:42,335 THERE'S ONLY ONE THING WHERE I'M STRUGGLING A LITTLE BIT -- >> Jimmy: WHAT IS THAT 341 00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:44,537 >> -- YOU KNOW MY AGE, IS MY BLADDER. I'M GOING TO BE -- I'M JUST 342 00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:45,939 GOING TO BE HONEST [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH 343 00:21:45,939 --> 00:21:49,009 IS IT OVERACTIVE >> APPARENTLY. I MEAN, NOT RIGHT NOW, DON'T 344 00:21:49,009 --> 00:21:50,877 WORRY. WHY? YOU DON'T CARE, THIS IS 345 00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:56,216 JIMMY FALLON'S [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 346 00:21:56,216 --> 00:21:58,318 THE OPENING SCENE -- SO, LET ME GIVE YOU A LITTLE BIT OF CONTEXT 347 00:21:58,318 --> 00:22:00,487 'CAUSE THIS IS A THREE-HOUR SHOW, RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] 348 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:05,191 >> Jimmy: SURE >> I DID ONCE PEE MY PANTS ON STAGE WHEN I WAS 26. 349 00:22:05,191 --> 00:22:07,827 YOU KNOW, I DRANK TOO MUCH WATER. YOU KNOW, IT'S A LONG STORY. 350 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,163 EMBARRASSING SO FROM THAT MOMENT ON, I CANNOT HEAR THE WORDS "LADIES 351 00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:16,069 AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS YOUR FIVE-MINUTE CALL" WITHOUT NEEDING TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 352 00:22:16,069 --> 00:22:19,139 SO I GO RELIGIOUSLY, FIVE MINUTES BEFORE THE SHOW, I GO. BUT THE OPENING NUMBER OF "THE 353 00:22:19,139 --> 00:22:25,712 MUSIC MAN" IF YOU'VE EVER SEEN IT IS ON A TRAIN I DON'T SAY A WORD, I SIT 354 00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:31,751 THERE, I HIDE BEHIND A A NEWSPAPER, SPOILER ALERT I'M HIDING BEHIND IT, AND 355 00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:33,486 LITERALLY BOUNCE LIKE THIS >> Jimmy: AS IF THE TRAIN'S GOING. 356 00:22:33,486 --> 00:22:35,321 >> FOR FIVE MINUTES. AND I START, AND I'M LIKE, "OH, I'VE GOT TO GO, I'VE REALLY GOT 357 00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:36,623 TO GO. [ LAUGHTER ] AND WHEN THAT THOUGHT GETS IN 358 00:22:36,623 --> 00:22:41,261 THERE, IT DOES NOT LEAVE, LET ME TELL YOU. >> Jimmy: YEAH 359 00:22:41,261 --> 00:22:42,929 >> THE LAST THING YOU WANT TO DO IS A BIG SONG AND DANCE NUMBER, WHICH IS MY FIRST 360 00:22:42,929 --> 00:22:47,901 NUMBER, WHEN YOU NEED TO PEE >> Jimmy: WOW. >> SO, FOR PEOPLE COMING TO THE 361 00:22:47,901 --> 00:22:50,570 SHOW, 'CAUSE YOU SEEM TO WATCH >> Jimmy: WOW, THE STARS REALLY ARE JUST LIKE US, YOU KNOW 362 00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:54,507 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, I KNOW YOU HAVE TO GO DO A SHOW TONIGHT 363 00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:56,443 CAN YOU STICK AROUND AND PLAY "BOX OF LIES"? >> I'M IN. 364 00:22:56,443 --> 00:22:59,112 LET'S DO IT. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HUGH JACKMAN IS HERE 365 00:22:59,112 --> 00:23:00,947 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "THE MUSIC MAN" IS ON BROADWAY NOW. 366 00:23:00,947 --> 00:23:03,249 WE'LL BE BACK TO PLAY "BOX OF LIES." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 367 00:23:03,249 --> 00:23:23,803 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 368 00:23:23,803 --> 00:23:26,306 BRIDGET EVERETT AND MUSIC FROM RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS IS ON THE WAY. 369 00:23:26,306 --> 00:23:28,808 BUT FIRST, IT'S TIME TO PLAY "BOX OF LIES." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 370 00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:33,413 THE GAME -- IF YOU DON'T KNOW, IT WORKS LIKE THIS WE HAVE NINE MYSTERY BOXES 371 00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:36,583 CONTAINING WHO KNOWS WHAT. THESE ARE MYSTERY ITEMS IN THE MYSTERY BOXES. 372 00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:39,753 HUGH WILL PICK A BOX HE WILL REMOVE THE OBJECT AND DESCRIBE IT TO HIS OPPONENT, 373 00:23:39,753 --> 00:23:41,721 WHICH IS ME, AND THEN I HAVE TO GUESS IF HUGH IS LYING OR TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT WHAT'S 374 00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:45,325 IN THE BOX, AND BASED ON YOUR CUSTOMS STORY, IT SEEMS LIKE I SHOULD WIN THIS PRETTY EASILY. 375 00:23:45,325 --> 00:23:52,665 [ LAUGHTER ] >> JUST TAKE IT NOW, TAKE IT NOW. 376 00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:55,602 >> Jimmy: AND WE'LL PLAY TWO ROUNDS LOSER HAS TO EAT A RAT, OKAY 377 00:23:55,602 --> 00:23:57,804 >> HEY AWESOME. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE 378 00:23:57,804 --> 00:24:00,073 GO YOU PICK FIRST, YOU'RE THE GUEST, GO CRAZY. 379 00:24:00,073 --> 00:24:03,677 >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO FOR IT. ONE, TWO, OR THREE >> Audience: THREE 380 00:24:03,677 --> 00:24:05,445 >> THREE THREE IT IS. I HEARD THREE. 381 00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:08,648 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: PEOPLE ARE -- REALLY HAVE A STRONG OPINION ON A 382 00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:10,483 A NUMBER >> YEAH, AND WHILE I -- WHILE I'M PULLING THIS OUT, I KNOW 383 00:24:10,483 --> 00:24:13,186 WE'RE PLAYING A GAME, BUT AMIR, QUESTLOVE, THAT MOVIE, "SUMMER OF SOUL," YOU HAVE TO SEE IT, 384 00:24:13,186 --> 00:24:19,225 WON THE OSCAR FOR BEST DOCUMENTARY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 385 00:24:19,225 --> 00:24:29,502 >> Questlove: THANK YOU. >> OH, HO, OOH, YES, I LIKE IT OH, I REALLY LIKE IT 386 00:24:29,502 --> 00:24:33,973 >> Jimmy: OKAY >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU CAN KEEP IT, 387 00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:37,477 PROBABLY >> YOU KNOW WHAT I'M NOT GOING TO KEEP THIS ONE 388 00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:39,646 >> Jimmy: OH >> THIS IS KIND OF -- YEAH >> Jimmy: OKAY 389 00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:41,414 >> THIS COULD SCARE SMALL CHILDREN ALL RIGHT. 390 00:24:41,414 --> 00:24:47,087 SO -- WOW. SO IT'S JELLY, LIKE A JELLY MOLD, CIRCULAR JELLY 391 00:24:47,087 --> 00:24:55,395 AND INSIDE IT -- I'M PRESUMING IS FAKE POO. [ LAUGHTER ] 392 00:24:55,395 --> 00:24:58,231 >> Jimmy: OH, INTERESTING. NOW, I'M GOING TO SAY -- NOT NECESSARILY BASED ON YOUR 393 00:24:58,231 --> 00:25:04,904 DELIVERY, BUT -- BASED ON THE FACT THAT THAT WOULD BE AN EXCEPTIONALLY 394 00:25:04,904 --> 00:25:12,879 DISGUSTING THING TO PUT IN A A BOX, THAT YOU, HUGH JACKMAN, ARE LYING. 395 00:25:12,879 --> 00:25:17,917 >> YOU'RE ACCUSING ME OF LYING DAMMIT I'M REALLY BAD AT LYING! 396 00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:22,188 DAMMIT * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 397 00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:26,426 >> Jimmy: WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE OH, A LITTLE DIORAMA >> AND THAT, BY THE WAY, I AM 398 00:25:26,426 --> 00:25:28,294 KEEPING, THAT IS - >> Jimmy: OH, LOOK AT THAT, YEAH, WOW. 399 00:25:28,294 --> 00:25:33,833 LOOK AT THAT >> THAT IS SO GOOD >> Jimmy: YOU'RE ABOUT TO KILL 400 00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:35,568 PROFESSOR X. THAT DOESN'T SEEM IN KEEPING WITH THE CANON OF THE -- 401 00:25:35,568 --> 00:25:37,904 >> REAL NICE CLOSE SHAVE >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE DO WITH THESE NOW. 402 00:25:37,904 --> 00:25:40,340 >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE DO EITHER >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT 403 00:25:40,340 --> 00:25:43,076 NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME TO PICK A A BOX. >> CAN I KEEP THIS, BY THE WAY 404 00:25:43,076 --> 00:25:51,584 >> Jimmy: I AM GOING TO TAKE NUMBER - >> Audience: FIVE! 405 00:25:51,584 --> 00:25:53,787 >> Jimmy: YOUR OPINIONS ARE NOT WELCOME. [ LAUGHTER ] 406 00:25:53,787 --> 00:25:56,189 I'M GOING NUMBER SIX BECAUSE IT'S THE CLOSEST ONE ALL RIGHT? 407 00:25:56,189 --> 00:25:58,091 >> ALL RIGHT >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 408 00:25:58,091 --> 00:26:00,860 OKAY ALL RIGHT. THIS IS -- SHOW IT TO THE 409 00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:02,662 AUDIENCE -- THIS IS A CAKE WITH SHRIMP COCKTAIL ON TOP OF IT, AND IT SAYS "HAPPY BIRTHDAY 410 00:26:02,662 --> 00:26:09,135 OTTO VON BISMARCK" ON IT [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S JUST -- IT'S JUST WAY 411 00:26:09,135 --> 00:26:14,341 TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. THAT'S WAY TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE AND I HAVE A FUNNY FEELING, 412 00:26:14,341 --> 00:26:36,396 JIMMY, THAT YOU MAY WANT TO SHOW THAT YOU'RE A BETTER LIAR THAN ME. 413 00:26:36,396 --> 00:26:40,667 THAT'S JUST MY GUT >> Jimmy: WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO SHOW THAT 414 00:26:40,667 --> 00:26:43,937 IN FACT -- >> EVERYBODY IS. >> Jimmy: IT'S SOMETHING I'D 415 00:26:43,937 --> 00:26:48,641 KEEP QUIET, PROBABLY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> JIMMY, YOU'RE LYING 416 00:26:48,641 --> 00:26:53,246 I KNOW YOU'RE LYING. >> Jimmy: I WOULD NEVER LIE TO YOU, HUGH JACKMAN. 417 00:26:53,246 --> 00:26:57,083 * IN FACT -- >> WHAT? 418 00:26:57,083 --> 00:27:04,290 >> Jimmy: I KNOW, IT'S WEIRD, RIGHT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 419 00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:05,925 >> IS THAT GAME OVER >> Jimmy: I THINK THE GAME'S OVER 420 00:27:05,925 --> 00:27:08,028 >> IS THAT GAME OVER >> Jimmy: AND GUESS WHAT, I THINK I WON. 421 00:27:08,028 --> 00:27:10,830 >> I TOLD YOU, I'M THE WORST LIAR * 422 00:27:10,830 --> 00:27:13,033 I CAN'T EVEN SPOT A LIE. >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT A SHOW TO GO DO. 423 00:27:13,033 --> 00:27:16,302 HUGH JACKMAN IS IN "THE MUSIC MAN. YOU WILL NEVER GET TICKETS TO 424 00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:19,372 THIS, SO FORGET ABOUT IT BUT ON THE OFF CHANCE YOU DO, IT'S AT THE WINTER GARDEN 425 00:27:19,372 --> 00:27:23,176 THEATRE. >> AND IF YOU COME, I WANT YOU TO KNOW, SOMEWHERE ON THE 426 00:27:23,176 --> 00:27:27,447 STAGE, THIS WILL BE THERE, AND I'M NOT LYING. >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL 427 00:27:27,447 --> 00:27:30,283 >> SOMEWHERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AND HUGH, I'M GOING 428 00:27:30,283 --> 00:27:34,054 TO TELL YOU THAT WE -- WE'RE GOING TO SEND THIS TO RYAN REYNOLDS FOR HIS HOUSE. 429 00:27:34,054 --> 00:27:36,756 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH >> Jimmy: HUGH JACKMAN, EVERYBODY! 430 00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:38,825 WE'LL BE BACK WITH BRIDGET EVERETT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 431 00:27:38,825 --> 00:28:00,580 * >> Jimmy: WE'RE BACK OUR NEXT GUEST IS 432 00:28:00,580 --> 00:28:05,018 A MULTI-TALENTED ACTRESS, COMEDIAN, AND STAR OF "THE CABARET. 433 00:28:05,018 --> 00:28:07,120 SHE HAS HER VERY OWN SHOW CALLED "SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE." 434 00:28:08,755 --> 00:28:11,524 PRETTY BIG FOR ME. >> OH, REALLY? YOU HAVE, LIKE, A SATURDAY 435 00:28:11,524 --> 00:28:14,361 RITUAL >> I DO. >> OH. 436 00:28:14,361 --> 00:28:20,166 >> I LIKE TO SIT DOWN AND WRITE OUT A LIST OF GOALS FOR THE WEEK 437 00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:22,235 AND OF COURSE I WRITE DOWN A A LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS FOR THE PREVIOUS WEEK AND STUFF 438 00:28:22,235 --> 00:28:26,706 LIKE THAT. >> OH, GOD, THAT'S SO AMAZING. >> YEAH. 439 00:28:26,706 --> 00:28:29,109 >> I DON'T DO ANY OF THAT. I LIKE TO LAY AROUND DRINKING WINE IN MY UNDERWEAR 440 00:28:29,109 --> 00:28:32,412 >> OH. >> IT'S PRETTY [ BLEEP ] GREAT >> Jimmy: ALL EPISODES OF 441 00:28:32,412 --> 00:28:35,515 "SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE" ON HBO NOW. PLEASE WELCOME BRIDGET EVERETT 442 00:28:35,515 --> 00:28:35,548 NOW. PLEASE WELCOME BRIDGET EVERETT 443 00:28:36,483 --> 00:28:51,765 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> OH, OH! 444 00:28:51,765 --> 00:28:54,801 I KNOW EVERYBODY'S SAYING IT CONGRATULATIONS, I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU. 445 00:28:54,801 --> 00:28:58,204 BEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR OKAY, I'LL STOP. >> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT, 446 00:28:58,204 --> 00:29:01,041 IT'S WELL DESERVED >> IT'S GREAT TO MEET YOU. >> Jimmy: IT IS A GREAT MOVIE. 447 00:29:01,041 --> 00:29:03,243 AND I'M GLAD EVERYBODY'S BRINGING IT UP, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, QUESTLOVE KIND OF GOT 448 00:29:03,243 --> 00:29:07,714 CHEATED OUT OF SOME ATTENTION THERE AT THE OSCARS. >> I KNOW. 449 00:29:07,714 --> 00:29:10,550 IT'S LIKE, I THOUGHT THAT WAS GOING TO BE -- WELL, IT WAS A PRETTY MEMORABLE MOMENT FOR 450 00:29:10,550 --> 00:29:14,387 A LOT OF REASONS, BUT -- >> Jimmy: IT WAS INDEED. >> SO I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU 451 00:29:14,387 --> 00:29:17,223 AND IT'S SO GREAT TO MEET YOU. >> Jimmy: AND WE ARE HAPPY FOR YOU. 452 00:29:17,223 --> 00:29:21,161 AND I THINK I SPEAK FOR QUESTLOVE WHEN I SAY THAT, BECAUSE YOUR SHOW IS, FIRST OF 453 00:29:21,161 --> 00:29:24,864 ALL, JUST PICKED UP FOR A SECOND SEASON. >> THAT'S CORRECT. 454 00:29:24,864 --> 00:29:28,034 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: A REALLY GREAT SHOW. 455 00:29:28,034 --> 00:29:31,538 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: FUNNY AND MOVING AND ALL OF THOSE THINGS YOU WOULD 456 00:29:31,538 --> 00:29:34,274 WANT FROM A SHOW AND YOU -- THE SHOW IS SET, FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW, IN YOUR 457 00:29:34,274 --> 00:29:39,179 ACTUAL HOMETOWN -- >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: -- MANHATTAN, KANSAS 458 00:29:39,179 --> 00:29:41,481 DID YOU SHOOT IT IN YOUR HOMETOWN >> WE SHOT A LITTLE BIT THERE. 459 00:29:41,481 --> 00:29:43,550 WE SHOT SOME OUTSIDE OF CHICAGO, BUT IT'S MANHATTAN, KANSAS, THE LITTLE 460 00:29:43,550 --> 00:29:45,852 APPLE. IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN, YOU'VE GOT TO GO. 461 00:29:45,852 --> 00:29:48,388 >> Jimmy: THE LITTLE APPLE >> STOP BY VARSITY DONUTS, IT'S A REALLY GOOD TIME 462 00:29:48,388 --> 00:29:51,057 >> Jimmy: DO THEY JUST CALL IT THE LITTLE APPLE OR IS THERE SOME REPRESENTATION OF THE - 463 00:29:51,057 --> 00:29:55,261 >> OH, IT'S CALLED THAT. THERE'S, LIKE, YOU KNOW, LIKE A BIG WATER TOWER WITH AN APPLE 464 00:29:55,261 --> 00:29:57,664 ON IT. AND THERE'S LIKE LITTLE APPLE BREWERY, LITTLE APPLE THIS, 465 00:29:57,664 --> 00:30:01,601 LITTLE APPLE THAT. SO - >> Jimmy: AND WHAT COLLEGE IS 466 00:30:01,601 --> 00:30:03,770 IN MANHATTAN, KANSAS >> KANSAS STATE -- >> Jimmy: KANSAS STATE, BUT YOU 467 00:30:03,770 --> 00:30:05,872 DIDN'T - >> POWER CATS. >> YOU DID NOT GO TO KANSAS 468 00:30:05,872 --> 00:30:08,475 STATE. >> NO, I WENT TO ARIZONA STATE >> Jimmy: I WENT TO ARIZONA 469 00:30:08,475 --> 00:30:10,677 STATE TOO. >> THAT'S WHAT I HEARD >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DON'T KNOW IF 470 00:30:10,677 --> 00:30:12,645 WE OVERLAPPED AT ALL I DIDN'T ACTUALLY GO TO CLASS, SO THAT WOULD -- 471 00:30:12,645 --> 00:30:14,948 >> I BARELY DID, BUT I STUDIED OPERA WERE YOU - >> Jimmy: SAME HERE. 472 00:30:14,948 --> 00:30:18,218 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT WERE YOU UP TO WHEN YOU WERE THERE? 473 00:30:18,218 --> 00:30:20,854 WHAT WERE YOU DOING, LIKE, SOCIALLY >> OH, GOD 474 00:30:20,854 --> 00:30:24,024 >> Jimmy: WHERE DID YOU HANG OUT? >> THE DASH. 475 00:30:24,024 --> 00:30:27,394 >> Jimmy: THE DASH WAS A BIG PLACE THEN, YEAH >> AND THEN WHATABURGER ON THE 476 00:30:27,394 --> 00:30:30,363 WAY HOME AND THAT WAS PRETTY MUCH IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 477 00:30:30,363 --> 00:30:34,067 >> Jimmy: I LEARNED -- I LEARNED A SPECIAL SKILL AT THE DASH, WHICH WAS THAT YOU DON'T 478 00:30:34,067 --> 00:30:37,337 NEED A GLASS TO DRINK BEER OUT OF, YOU CAN JUST DRINK IT RIGHT OUT OF THE PITCHER 479 00:30:37,337 --> 00:30:39,539 >> THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT. AND AS A MATTER OF FACT, I USED TO BE ON THE SWIM TEAM, FOR 480 00:30:39,539 --> 00:30:44,778 LIKE ONE YEAR, BUT YOU WOULD DRINK A WHOLE PITCHER OF BEER AND THEN YOUR ALARM WOULD GO 481 00:30:44,778 --> 00:30:47,847 OFF AT, LIKE, 5:00 IN THE MORNING AND YOU'D THROW UP IN THE GUTTER, SO -- ANYWAY 482 00:30:47,847 --> 00:30:52,552 [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS A DIFFERENT TIME. >> Jimmy: YOU -- 483 00:30:52,552 --> 00:30:55,155 >> NOW I JUST, YOU KNOW, THROW UP ANYWHERE. YOU KNOW 484 00:30:55,155 --> 00:30:59,759 >> Jimmy: YOU BROUGHT A VIDEO FOR US OF YOUR MOTHER. >> OH, YEAH. 485 00:30:59,759 --> 00:31:03,797 >> Jimmy: WHO IS AN INTERESTING WOMAN. >> YEAH. 486 00:31:03,797 --> 00:31:06,199 >> Jimmy: I THINK MAYBE WE SHOULD SHOW THE VIDEO FIRST AND THEN - 487 00:31:06,199 --> 00:31:08,168 >> LET'S GET TO KNOW HER A A LITTLE BIT >> Jimmy: TALK ABOUT -- YEAH, 488 00:31:08,168 --> 00:31:08,568 >> Jimmy: TALK ABOUT -- YEAH, SURE 489 00:31:09,969 --> 00:31:10,337 [ LAUGHTER ] 490 00:31:10,337 --> 00:31:12,872 >> WHAT WAS A TEENY-TINY PENIS >> HE HAD A LITTLE [ BLEEP >> WHO 491 00:31:12,872 --> 00:31:14,841 >> YOUR FATHER [ LAUGHTER ] BUT HE USED IT PLENTY, BELIEVE 492 00:31:14,841 --> 00:31:20,647 ME >> WITH WHO? >> WITH ANYBODY HE COULD GET IT 493 00:31:20,647 --> 00:31:25,552 IN [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SO YOUR OLD -- SO 494 00:31:25,552 --> 00:31:35,729 YOUR MOM IS NOT THE SHY AND RESERVED TYPE IS WHAT I'M GUESSING 495 00:31:35,729 --> 00:31:38,665 >> OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. WE USED TO GO TO FOOD 4 LESS, WHICH WAS A GROCERY STORE AT 496 00:31:38,665 --> 00:31:43,136 THE TIME >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT STILL IS. >> YEAH. 497 00:31:43,136 --> 00:31:47,974 AND SHE WOULD GO IN, LIKE, HER NIGHTGOWN, BUT, LIKE, JUST PAPER THIN 498 00:31:47,974 --> 00:31:50,243 IT'D BE LIKE FROM THE '70s AND WE'RE IN THE LATE '80s BY NOW. 499 00:31:50,243 --> 00:31:54,314 AND SHE HAD THESE LONG, LOW HANGING BOOBS, WE CALLED HER BEAVER TAILS, AND SHE WOULD 500 00:31:54,314 --> 00:31:59,652 JUST WALK THROUGH. [ LAUGHTER ] JUST DIDN'T GIVE A - 501 00:31:59,652 --> 00:32:02,055 SHE DID NOT CARE BUT I THINK, YOU KNOW, IN SOME WAYS, THAT'S KIND OF WHAT 502 00:32:02,055 --> 00:32:07,060 BROUGHT ME TO THIS MOMENT RIGHT NOW. >> Jimmy: OH, IT'S INSPIRATION 503 00:32:07,060 --> 00:32:11,798 YEAH. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> I'M GETTING HOT, JIMMY. I'M GETTING HOT. 504 00:32:11,798 --> 00:32:15,068 NO, I MEAN, IF YOU SEE THESE WITHOUT THIS - SOMEBODY MAKE A GOOD PLUS SIZE 505 00:32:15,068 --> 00:32:18,571 BRA, BECAUSE IF I TOOK THIS THING OFF, THEY'D BE ROLLING AROUND MY KNEES AND WE'D BE -- 506 00:32:18,571 --> 00:32:22,409 I'D BE LIKE MOTHER, LIKE DAUGHTER RIGHT NOW [ LAUGHTER ] 507 00:32:22,409 --> 00:32:28,848 FIX THIS IN POST CUT THIS WHOLE INTERVIEW [ LAUGHTER ] 508 00:32:28,848 --> 00:32:30,684 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE - >> HI GUYS >> Jimmy: DID YOU STAY IN 509 00:32:30,684 --> 00:32:36,089 PHOENIX AFTER COLLEGE OR DID YOU GO BACK HOME >> I DID 510 00:32:36,089 --> 00:32:38,091 I STAYED IN ARIZONA FOR A WHILE. I WAS KNOCKING AROUND KARAOKE 511 00:32:38,091 --> 00:32:42,395 BARS AND I WAS WAITING TABLES AT P.F. CHANG'S, THE ORIGINAL ONE, THANK YOU SO MUCH 512 00:32:42,395 --> 00:32:46,866 >> Jimmy: OH, THE ORIGINAL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO MUCH HISTORY. 513 00:32:46,866 --> 00:32:48,335 >> IT WAS A REAL HOT SPOT FOR, LIKE, SPORTS CELEBRITIES LIKE - 514 00:32:48,335 --> 00:32:51,271 >> OH, REALLY? LIKE WHO >> WELL, YOU'VE GOT YOUR -- OH, 515 00:32:51,271 --> 00:32:54,974 YOU KNOW, YOUR CHARLES BARKLEY, OF COURSE. >> Jimmy: OH, HE PLAYED FOR THE 516 00:32:54,974 --> 00:32:58,912 SUNS, RIGHT? YEAH, RIGHT. >> THE SUNS. 517 00:32:58,912 --> 00:33:02,048 HE WAS HUGE AT THE TIME. AND HE BROUGHT IN -- EVERYBODY BROUGHT IN LIKE -- ONE NIGHT I 518 00:33:02,048 --> 00:33:03,550 WAS WAITING ON HIM AND MICHAEL JORDAN AND PAYNE STEWART, AND AHMAD RASHAD 519 00:33:03,550 --> 00:33:06,786 AND ALL THESE PEOPLE BUT ONE NIGHT, HE BROUGHT IN THE NATURE BOY, RIC FLAIR. 520 00:33:06,786 --> 00:33:09,723 >> Jimmy: THE WRESTLER, THE GREAT WRESTLER >> WHOO! 521 00:33:09,723 --> 00:33:12,559 ANYBODY -- OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ] WHOO 522 00:33:12,559 --> 00:33:14,661 >> Jimmy: SOMEONE WAS STILL HOLDING BACK TEARS, SO THERE WE GO 523 00:33:14,661 --> 00:33:18,465 >> WELL, I'M HAPPY YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY, THE NATURE BOY, I WAS SO EXCITED, BECAUSE, LIKE, I 524 00:33:18,465 --> 00:33:22,402 GREW UP WITH HIM IN THE HOUSEHOLD. HE WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, MY 525 00:33:22,402 --> 00:33:25,138 BROTHERS USED TO WATCH WRESTLING AND LIKE BODY SLAM ME AND STUFF, IT WAS WONDERFUL. 526 00:33:25,138 --> 00:33:29,743 >> Jimmy: HE HAS A BEAUTIFUL MANE OF BLOND HAIR >> YEAH, SHOW BIZ. 527 00:33:29,743 --> 00:33:33,079 YOU KNOW, TOTAL WRESTLER LIKE WITH THE OUTFITS YOU'VE GOT TO LOOK HIM UP. 528 00:33:33,079 --> 00:33:34,481 IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE NATURE BOY, RIC FLAIR, YOU'VE GOT TO LOOK HIM UP. 529 00:33:34,481 --> 00:33:37,384 ANYWAY, I'M SORT OF GOING OFF -- >> Jimmy: WHAT DID NATURE BOY 530 00:33:37,384 --> 00:33:40,086 LIKE TO EAT? >> WELL, NATURE BOY -- OH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE GOT UP 531 00:33:40,086 --> 00:33:42,989 TO BUT I DO KNOW -- CHARLES BARKLEY WAS MY REGULAR, 532 00:33:42,989 --> 00:33:48,661 SO HE ATE THE POT STICKERS HE GOT THOSE >> Jimmy: OH, CHARLES LIKED THE 533 00:33:48,661 --> 00:33:50,864 POT STICKERS >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: WAS CHARLES A GOOD 534 00:33:50,864 --> 00:33:54,100 TIPPER >> CHARLES WAS A VERY CONSISTENT GOOD TIPPER 535 00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:56,936 >> Jimmy: OH YEAH. >> YEAH, AND THERE WAS A WHOLE RANGE WITH SOME OF THOSE SPORTS 536 00:33:56,936 --> 00:33:58,905 STARS, BUT YEAH, HE WAS ALWAYS A GOOD TIPPER. >> Jimmy: OH, SO SOME OF THEM 537 00:33:58,905 --> 00:34:01,775 STIFFED YOU, HUH >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, BUT HE WAS GOOD 538 00:34:01,775 --> 00:34:05,245 AND THEN -- BUT ALSO, HE WOULD HAVE ME SING SOMETIMES BECAUSE IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW, I'M 539 00:34:05,245 --> 00:34:08,214 A SINGER >> Jimmy: RIGHT. >> YOU CAN LOOK IT UP ON 540 00:34:08,214 --> 00:34:10,517 YOUTUBE, IT'S EVERYWHERE >> Jimmy: SO YOU KNEW HIM REALLY WELL? 541 00:34:10,517 --> 00:34:12,585 >> WELL, ENOUGH. YOU KNOW, IT WAS KIND OF LIKE -- LET ME JUST HAVE A 542 00:34:12,585 --> 00:34:15,055 A LITTLE SIP OF WATER. >> Jimmy: YEAH, GO AHEAD, ENJOY, GO CRAZY. 543 00:34:15,055 --> 00:34:17,957 >> YOU'VE GOT TO STAY HYDRATED, IT'S FLU SEASON. [ LAUGHTER ] 544 00:34:17,957 --> 00:34:19,793 ANYWAY, MY POINT WAS THAT HE BROUGHT IN NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR AND I WAS SO FREAKED OUT, 545 00:34:19,793 --> 00:34:21,528 BECAUSE, LIKE, TO ME, LIKE, HE WAS LIKE -- THAT WAS LIKE A MOVIE STAR, YOU KNOW, IN THE 546 00:34:21,528 --> 00:34:27,467 FLESH AND -- >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND HE'S LIKE, "DO YOU WANT 547 00:34:27,467 --> 00:34:29,869 SING FOR HIM?" I WAS LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW. AND THEN SO I JUST -- HE'S 548 00:34:29,869 --> 00:34:33,473 LIKE, "COME ON, SING FOR HIM," BUT I WAS SCARED, SO I SAT ON CHARLES BARKLEY'S LAP AND SANG 549 00:34:33,473 --> 00:34:37,177 AND SORT OF WITH MY HEAD, LIKE, SORT OF BURIED IN HIS NECK, AND I SANG "I'VE GOT A CRUSH ON 550 00:34:37,177 --> 00:34:43,416 YOU" TO THE NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR JUST ONE CHAIR OVER. [ LAUGHTER ] 551 00:34:43,416 --> 00:34:45,719 AND I DOUBT EITHER ONE OF THEM REMEMBER THAT, BUT IT WAS ONE OF THE BEST MOMENTS OF MY LIFE 552 00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:48,221 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: IT'S A PRETTY GOOD LIFE MOMENT. 553 00:34:48,221 --> 00:34:50,190 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WELL, IT'S GREAT TO HAVE YOU HERE. 554 00:34:50,190 --> 00:34:52,292 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: THE SHOW, IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT, IT'S GREAT. 555 00:34:52,292 --> 00:34:54,894 IT'S CALLED "SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE. IT'S ON HBO AND HBO MAX. 556 00:34:54,894 --> 00:34:57,097 BRIDGET EVERETT, EVERYBODY THANK YOU, BRIDGET WE'LL BE BACK WITH RED HOT 557 00:34:57,097 --> 00:35:20,086 CHILI PEPPERS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 558 00:35:20,086 --> 00:35:24,357 >> Jimmy: WELL, IF YOU WEREN'T CONFUSED ALREADY, YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE ONE BAND PLAY IN TWO 559 00:35:24,357 --> 00:35:27,527 CITIES AT THE SAME TIME. HERE WITH THE SONG "BLACK SUMMER" FROM THEIR 560 00:35:27,527 --> 00:35:30,497 HIGHLY ANTICIPATED AND CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED NEW ALBUM "UNLIMITED LOVE," RED HOT CHILI 561 00:35:30,497 --> 00:35:32,732 "UNLIMITED LOVE," RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS! 562 00:35:47,147 --> 00:35:50,483 * A LAZY RAIN AM I * 563 00:35:50,483 --> 00:36:04,798 * THE SKIES REFUSE TO CRY * * CREMATION TAKES ITS PIECE OF YOUR SUPPLY * 564 00:36:04,798 --> 00:36:14,774 * THE NIGHT IS DRESSED LIKE NOON A SAILOR SPOKE TOO SOON * 565 00:36:14,774 --> 00:36:34,327 * AND CHINA'S O THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON * * 566 00:36:34,327 --> 00:36:44,938 * PLATYPUS ARE A FE THE SECRET LIFE OF ROO * * A PERSONALITY I NEVER KNE 567 00:36:44,938 --> 00:37:00,553 GET IT ON * * MY GRETA WEIGHS A TON THE ARCHERS ON THE RUN * 568 00:37:00,553 --> 00:37:14,334 * AND NO ONE STANDS ALONE BEHIND THE SUN * * IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME 569 00:37:14,334 --> 00:37:21,207 SINCE I MADE A NEW FRIEND * * WAITIN' ON ANOTHE BLACK SUMMER TO END * 570 00:37:21,207 --> 00:37:26,579 * IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME AND YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN * * WAITIN' ON ANOTHE 571 00:37:26,579 --> 00:37:32,886 BLACK SUMMER TO END * * 572 00:38:13,526 --> 00:38:18,164 * A-SAILING O A CENSORSHIP * 573 00:38:18,164 --> 00:38:29,876 * RIDING ON A HEADLESS HORS TO MAKE THE TRIP * * BEEN A LONG TIM 574 00:38:29,876 --> 00:38:36,750 SINCE I MADE A NEW FRIEND * * WAITIN' ON ANOTHE BLACK SUMMER TO END * 575 00:38:36,750 --> 00:38:42,655 * IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME AND YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN * * WAITIN' ON ANOTHE 576 00:38:42,655 --> 00:38:56,436 BLACK SUMMER TO END * * * I BEEN WAITIN 577 00:38:56,436 --> 00:39:04,511 I BEEN WAITIN' * * WAITIN' ON ANOTHE BLACK SUMMER TO END * 578 00:39:04,511 --> 00:39:09,549 * I BEEN WAITIN I BEEN WAITIN' * * WAITIN ON ANOTHER 579 00:39:09,549 --> 00:39:15,121 BLACK SUMMER TO END * * I BEEN WAITIN I BEEN WAITIN * 580 00:39:15,121 --> 00:39:33,707 * WAITIN ON ANOTHER BLACK SUMMER TO END * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 581 00:39:33,707 --> 00:39:36,209 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. THAT'S THE ALBUM RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, 582 00:39:36,209 --> 00:39:40,714 "UNLIMITED LOVE" IS OUT NOW. I WANT TO THANK HUGH JACKMAN, BRIDGET EVERETT, RED HOT CHILI 583 00:39:40,714 --> 00:39:44,517 PEPPERS, THE ROOTS I WANNA THANK JIMMY FALLON, JAMIE, EVERYBODY HERE AT "THE 584 00:39:44,517 --> 00:39:48,355 TONIGHT SHOW." THANK YOU FOR BEING SO WARM AND WELCOMING AND THANK YOU FOR THE 585 00:39:48,355 --> 00:39:52,959 PIZZA. I'M SO SORRY I'M SO SORRY 586 00:39:52,959 --> 00:39:55,562 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I APOLOGIZE TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU 587 00:39:55,562 --> 00:39:58,732 I'M TERRIBLY SORRY THANKS FOR WATCHING. APOLOGIES TO MATT DAMON, WE RAN 588 00:39:58,732 --> 00:40:03,236 OUT OF TIME FOR HIM. * "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS" 589 00:40:03,236 --> 00:40:05,205 IS NEXT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 590 00:40:05,205 --> 00:40:08,341 * *