1 00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:09,109 * >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN 2 00:00:09,109 --> 00:00:12,178 ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING 3 00:00:12,178 --> 00:00:21,221 JIMMY FALLON." TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - 4 00:00:21,221 --> 00:00:25,925 CAMILA CABELLO STEPHEN A. SMITH MUSICAL GUEST CODY JOHNSON 5 00:00:25,925 --> 00:00:32,599 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1633 6 00:00:32,599 --> 00:00:39,906 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:44,611 --> 00:00:58,291 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:58,291 --> 00:01:02,062 >> Jimmy: OH [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! 9 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:06,399 WELCOME! THANK YOU! I LOVE YOU 10 00:01:06,399 --> 00:01:09,569 PLEASE ENJOY YOURSELF. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. 11 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:13,273 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 12 00:01:13,273 --> 00:01:16,876 I APPRECIATE IT. LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS WELL, GUYS, THE FDA JUST 13 00:01:16,876 --> 00:01:21,081 ANNOUNCED THAT THE U.S. HAS LESS THAN TWO MONTHS TO DECIDE WHETHER AMERICANS NEED COVID 14 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:26,186 BOOSTER SHOTS THIS FALL. BUT DON'T WORRY, WHATEVER THEY DECIDE, THEY PROMISE TO ROLL 15 00:01:26,186 --> 00:01:30,223 OUT THE NEW RULES IN THE MOST CONFUSING WAY POSSIBLE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 16 00:01:30,223 --> 00:01:34,928 HONESTLY, AT THIS POINT HOW DO WE NOT HAVE VACCINE PRIME? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 17 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:38,631 WELL, EARLIER THIS WEEK, FORMER PRESIDENT OBAMA VISITED THE WHITE HOUSE. 18 00:01:38,631 --> 00:01:42,268 DID YOU SEE THAT AND EVERYONE WENT NUTS FOR HIM AND, UH -- ALMOST TOO CRAZY, 19 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:44,537 YEAH THEY WERE -- JUST WOULDN'T STOP CLAPPING 20 00:01:44,537 --> 00:01:47,707 [ LAUGHTER ] AND BIDEN WAS LIKE, "OKAY, WE'RE GOOD." 21 00:01:47,707 --> 00:01:51,211 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT THEN HE GAVE AN ADDRESS THAT REALLY BOOSTED MORALE, AND 22 00:01:51,211 --> 00:01:54,147 I THINK IT'S EVEN RUBBING OFF ON PRESIDENT BIDEN LISTEN TO THE SPEECH THAT BIDEN 23 00:01:54,147 --> 00:01:55,749 GAVE TODAY LISTEN 24 00:01:58,818 --> 00:02:01,488 THERE'S TOO MUCH, UH, MALARKEY IN WASHINGTON. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 25 00:02:01,488 --> 00:02:04,524 I'M STILL COMMITTED TO PASSING MY BUILD -- BACK BETTER -- PLAN 26 00:02:04,524 --> 00:02:07,160 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUILD BACK BETTER. YOU KNOW MY MOM USED TO, UH -- 27 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:11,865 SHE'D SIT ME DOWN. SHE'D SAY, UH, "JOEY." SHE'D SAY, "DON'T TAKE NO 28 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:15,135 RUBBER PENNIES FROM NOBODY." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WELL, LET ME BE CLEAR, JACK, I 29 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:19,739 WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE ALSO THAT I'M CHANGING MY NAME FROM JOE BIDEN TO JUST O'BIDEN. 30 00:02:19,739 --> 00:02:22,242 [ LAUGHTER ] I LIKE THAT. PRESIDENT O'BIDEN. 31 00:02:22,242 --> 00:02:25,211 GO TRAINS! >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, WOW. "GO TRAINS." 32 00:02:25,211 --> 00:02:27,280 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE O'BIDEN. >> Steve: O'BIDEN LIKE OBAMA 33 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,449 >> Jimmy: HE WANTS TO GO BY PRESIDENT O'BIDEN. >> Steve: YEAH 34 00:02:29,449 --> 00:02:31,751 >> Jimmy: I LIKE IT, YEAH, IT'S GOOD GUYS, SOME NEW ENTERTAINMENT 35 00:02:31,751 --> 00:02:34,287 NEWS IT WAS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT CHIP AND JOANNA GAINES' 36 00:02:34,287 --> 00:02:38,324 MAGNOLIA NETWORK IS MOVING TO HBO. >> Steve: OOH. 37 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:41,494 [ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Jimmy: THAT SHOULD BE GREAT NOW THEY CAN FINALLY SHOW ALL 38 00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:43,563 THE PROFANITY WHEN A COUPLE FIGHTS OVER CABINET KNOBS. [ LAUGHTER ] 39 00:02:43,563 --> 00:02:47,834 SPEAKING OF HBO, I READ THAT THEY'RE PLANNING TO CREATE A A "SHERLOCK HOLMES" TV 40 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:51,438 UNIVERSE >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: SO BETWEEN THIS, AND 41 00:02:51,438 --> 00:02:54,507 CHIP AND JOANNA, HBO REALLY SEEMS TO BE INTO SHOWS ABOUT HOMES. 42 00:02:54,507 --> 00:03:02,916 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 43 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:17,897 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: UH, AND THE EMMY GOES TO - 44 00:03:17,897 --> 00:03:22,268 [ LAUGHTER ] LISTEN TO THIS AMID HIGH OIL PRICES, AMERICAN 45 00:03:22,268 --> 00:03:25,638 AIRLINES IS GOING TO USE A BUS SERVICE AS AN ALTERNATIVE TO SOME - 46 00:03:25,638 --> 00:03:31,544 [ LAUGHTER ] -- SHORT CONNECTING FLIGHTS. A BUS INSTEAD OF A PLANE 47 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:35,582 IT'S THE EQUIVALENT OF A WAITER SAYING, "OH, WE'RE OUT OF COKE IS BACKWASH OKAY?" 48 00:03:35,582 --> 00:03:38,885 [ LAUGHTER ] ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, AT LEAST THERE WON'T BE A SECURITY LINE 49 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:41,821 SINCE PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING GOES ON A BUS [ LAUGHTER ] 50 00:03:41,821 --> 00:03:43,590 I THINK IT'S ACTUALLY A SMART IDEA AMERICAN AIRLINES IS LIKE, "OIL 51 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:47,627 PRICES ARE HIGH, BUT THANK GOD GAS PRICES ARE LOW BUS IT IS. 52 00:03:47,627 --> 00:03:50,230 [ LAUGHTER ] "NO ONE READ THE NEWS. SPEAKING OF FLIGHTS, A FORMER 53 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,098 BRITISH AIRWAYS PILOT WHO LIED ABOUT HIS FLYING EXPERIENCE HAS BEEN SENTENCED TO A YEAR IN 54 00:03:52,098 --> 00:04:00,040 JAIL AFTER HE PRESSED A BUTTON, QUOTE, "NO QUALIFIED PILOT WOULD. 55 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:04,878 [ LAUGHTER ] MAYBE I'M CRAZY, BUT IF THERE'S A BUTTON IN THE COCKPIT THAT 56 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:09,949 YOU SHOULD NEVER PRESS - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] -- MAYBE DON'T PUT IT ON THE 57 00:04:09,949 --> 00:04:12,552 PLANE. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW 58 00:04:12,552 --> 00:04:17,490 DON'T PUT IT ON THE PLANE. [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, I HEARD ABOUT A 59 00:04:17,490 --> 00:04:21,194 A WOMAN IN TEXAS WHO JUST FINISHED RUNNING HER 1,000th MARATHON 60 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:28,401 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE EVEN HER FITBIT WAS LIKE, "OKAY, WE GET IT." 61 00:04:28,401 --> 00:04:30,837 [ LAUGHTER ] AT THIS POINT, HER FRIENDS ARE LIKE, "CHERYL, WHAT ARE YOU 62 00:04:30,837 --> 00:04:33,973 RUNNING FROM?" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, EVERYONE 63 00:04:33,973 --> 00:04:38,511 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 64 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:53,093 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 65 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:57,130 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. 66 00:04:57,130 --> 00:05:02,035 HER NEW ALBUM "FAMILIA" IS OUT NOW, AND SHE'S A MUSICAL GUEST TOMORROW ON "SATURDAY NIGHT 67 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:05,238 LIVE," WITH HOST JAKE GYLLENHAAL. CAMILA CABELLO IS HERE 68 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:08,942 >> Steve: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: CAMILA 69 00:05:08,942 --> 00:05:12,445 IT'S OUT NOW, FINALLY. WE TALKED ABOUT IT WHEN SHE WAS ON THE SHOW. 70 00:05:12,445 --> 00:05:15,715 AND FINALLY IT'S OUT I'M TRYING TO THINK IF I GOT A -- WHAT'S MY FAVORITE JAM SO 71 00:05:15,715 --> 00:05:18,585 FAR. I GOT A LITTLE -- UH, LET'S SAY -- I'M GOING TO SAY 72 00:05:18,585 --> 00:05:21,855 "PSYCHOFREAK." >> Steve: MM >> Jimmy: WITH WILLOW. 73 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:24,057 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SHE'S JUST -- SHE'S JUST AWESOME. 74 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:26,659 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: I -- WE LOVE CAMILA SO MUCH. 75 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:29,729 ANYWAYS, I'M SO HAPPY THAT SHE'S HERE ON ALBUM DAY. IT DROPPED RIGHT NOW 76 00:05:29,729 --> 00:05:35,301 IT'S FRESH PLUS, HE'S A SPORTS COMMENTATOR ON ESPN'S "FIRST TAKE," AND HE 77 00:05:35,301 --> 00:05:40,106 ALSO HOSTS "STEPHEN A'S WORLD," ON ESPN PLUS STEPHEN A. SMITH IS HERE 78 00:05:40,106 --> 00:05:42,876 TONIGHT. >> Steve: COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 79 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:45,679 >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOING TO BE FUN. AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM 80 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:48,948 CODY JOHNSON, EVERYBODY, TONIGHT. >> Steve: OH 81 00:05:48,948 --> 00:05:57,157 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH OH, YEAH, THIS IS COOL 82 00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:59,793 UH, GUYS, AS YOU KNOW, I HAVE A -- HAVE A NEW CHILDREN'S BOOK OUT, RIGHT 83 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:04,030 "NANA LOVES YOU MORE." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND IT CAME OUT THIS WEEK. 84 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:07,334 IT JUST CAME OUT THIS WEEK, AND I WAS -- I WAS EXCITED WE HAD NANA THEMED WEEK, AND 85 00:06:07,334 --> 00:06:11,271 ALL SORTS OF TALENTED GRANDMAS CAME, AND IT WAS AWESOME, AND I LOVED IT 86 00:06:11,271 --> 00:06:14,874 AND IT JUST GOT ANNOUNCED TODAY THAT WE ARE NUMBER ONE ON THE "NEW YORK TIMES" BEST-SELLER 87 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:18,078 LIST [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 88 00:06:18,078 --> 00:06:24,818 COME ON! NUMBER ONE, BABY >> Steve: BEST-SELLER! 89 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:26,786 >> Jimmy: I'M JUST SO PSYCHED ABOUT THAT 'CAUSE -- I KNOW -- LOOK, IT'S 90 00:06:26,786 --> 00:06:30,156 VERY -- IT'S VERY THIN >> Steve: RIGHT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 91 00:06:30,156 --> 00:06:32,692 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, IT'S VERY -- AND IT LOOKS LIKE NO WORK WENT INTO THIS. 92 00:06:32,692 --> 00:06:35,095 >> Steve: RIGHT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT -- 93 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:41,334 >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU KNOW, I DID PUT SOME WORK INTO IT. >> Steve: YEAH 94 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:44,604 FIGURING OUT THE END >> Jimmy: I'M FIGURING OUT WHERE I PUT WORK INTO IT 95 00:06:44,604 --> 00:06:47,073 >> Steve: HAVE YOU READ IT >> Jimmy: NO, BUT -- BUT ANYWAYS, LOOK AT -- LOOK AT 96 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:49,209 THE -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THIS -- THIS THING -- LOOK, 97 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:52,379 WAIT, IT TOOK TWO YEARS TO MAKE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 98 00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:54,881 AND I'M SERIOUS. IT DID 'CAUSE YOU COME UP WITH THE 99 00:06:54,881 --> 00:06:57,183 IDEA I GO, "OH, YEAH. I DO WANT TO DO SOMETHING 100 00:06:57,183 --> 00:07:02,188 FOR -- FOR GRANDMAS OUT THERE. AND SO YOU WRITE -- I HAD LIKE, ONE GOOD LINE. 101 00:07:02,188 --> 00:07:05,258 I GO, "OKAY, THAT'S GOOD." AND IT'S A LITTLE WEEPY. >> Steve: RIGHT. 102 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:07,327 >> Jimmy: IT'S A NICE LITTLE SAD ONE. NOT TOO WEEPY. 103 00:07:07,327 --> 00:07:09,029 >> Steve: NO >> Jimmy: THAT YOU'RE LIKE, BAWLING. 104 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:10,930 'CAUSE I HAD THOSE BOOKS TOO AND I HAVE TO BAN THEM FROM MY HOUSE, 'CAUSE -- 105 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:14,234 >> Steve: NO, I DON'T LIKE 'EM >> Jimmy: FOR ME, OR MY CHILD. >> Steve: HM 106 00:07:14,234 --> 00:07:17,270 I DON'T WANT THEM READING THEM >> Jimmy: NO, I'M JUST LIKE -- "THEN -- I WILL LOVE YOU --" 107 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:19,372 >> Steve: "-- FOREVER. >> Jimmy: AND I GO, "NO, I CAN'T -- I CAN'T DO THAT." 108 00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:21,441 BUT THIS WAS -- SO ANYWAYS, YOU GET DOWN AND YOU GO, "OH, THIS RHYMES WITH THAT." 109 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:24,077 AND THEN I GOT TO BE SUPER CREATIVE THEN WE HAD A GREAT ARTIST, AND 110 00:07:24,077 --> 00:07:26,579 THEN THEY MAKE ANIMALS, AND ALL THE DRAWINGS, AND ALL THE STUFF. 111 00:07:26,579 --> 00:07:29,249 AND THEN YOU SEND IT BACK AND GIVE NOTES AND THEN YOU HAVE TO SEND IT, 112 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:33,887 AND THEY HAVE TO MAKE IT, AND IT TAKES TWO YEARS SO IT'S LIKE, "WOW." 113 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:35,655 YOU -- YOU'RE ALREADY -- YOU'RE LIKE, "WHY?" I REMEMBER SPENDING EVERY 114 00:07:35,655 --> 00:07:38,391 SINGLE DAY, AND NOW IT'S FINALLY OUT. I THINK THAT'S HOW CAMILA FEELS 115 00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:43,296 WHEN THIS ALBUM IS OUT >> Steve: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 116 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:48,101 >> Jimmy: "FAMILIA." CAMILA CABELLO, I LOVE IT. GUYS, TODAY IS FRIDAY, AND 117 00:07:48,101 --> 00:07:51,171 THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP ON SOME PERSONAL STUFF I CHECK MY INBOX, I RETURN SOME 118 00:07:51,171 --> 00:07:55,208 EMAILS, AND OF COURSE I SEND OUT THANK YOU NOTES. AND I WAS JUST RUNNING A BIT 119 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:57,844 BEHIND TODAY I THOUGHT, IF YOU GUYS WOULDN'T MIND, I'D LIKE TO WRITE OUT MY 120 00:07:57,844 --> 00:08:00,580 WEEKLY THANK YOU NOTES, RIGHT NOW. IS THAT OKAY 121 00:08:00,580 --> 00:08:05,618 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE APPRECIATE THAT, THANK YOU JAMES, HIGGINS, AND -- THANK 122 00:08:05,618 --> 00:08:10,724 YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE * [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 123 00:08:10,724 --> 00:08:14,027 >> Steve: OH, LAST WEEK HE WAS SMILING FROM EAR TO EAR. >> Jimmy: YEAH 124 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:17,364 * THANK YOU, SPRING ALLERGIES, FOR BASICALLY SAYING "YOU CAN 125 00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:22,102 HAVE NICE WEATHER, OR YOU CAN BREATHE, BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE BOTH." 126 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:27,807 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S -- [ APPLAUSE ] NOW BEHAVE 127 00:08:27,807 --> 00:08:30,410 * THANK YOU, EASTER, FOR BEING THE SECOND BEST HOLIDAY WHERE 128 00:08:30,410 --> 00:08:39,586 A MAGICAL PERSON BREAKS INTO YOUR HOUSE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 129 00:08:39,586 --> 00:08:42,055 IT'S THE SECOND BEST HOLIDAY - >> Steve: SECOND >> Jimmy: WHERE A STRANGER -- 130 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:44,290 MAGICAL -- >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: SOMEONE BREAKS IN. 131 00:08:44,290 --> 00:08:46,059 * THANK YOU, EASTER BUNNY, FOR ALWAYS DRESSING LIKE A 132 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:54,134 A BLACKJACK DEALER AT CHUCK E. CHEESE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 133 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:58,071 >> Steve: 22 >> Jimmy: GOOD LUCK. * 134 00:08:58,071 --> 00:08:59,739 THANK YOU, NEW YORK CITY STEAM PIPES, FOR LOOKING LIKE SIXTH AVENUE IS CELEBRATING 135 00:08:59,739 --> 00:09:08,348 4/20 EARLY [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "MY CORNER IS VAPING." 136 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:12,052 * THANK YOU, FILING TAXES AS A A SINGLE PERSON, FOR BEING THAT 137 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:19,025 TIME OF YEAR YOU TELL THE GOVERNMENT YOU BIFFED IT ON THE DATING APPS. 138 00:09:19,025 --> 00:09:27,267 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT'S LIKE, "I TRIED. * 139 00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:32,739 THANK YOU, NAPKIN DISPENSERS FOR ALWAYS GIVING ME TWO OPTIONS -- ONE NAPKIN OR 600 140 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:41,581 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I'LL TAKE A PILE * 141 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,350 THANK YOU, PUTTING PENNIES IN A MALL FOUNTAIN, BECAUSE IF THERE'S ANYWHERE MY WISH WILL 142 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:51,191 COME TRUE, IT'S BETWEEN HOT TOPIC AND CINNABON [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 143 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:59,366 HM * THANK YOU, QUICHE, OR AS I LIKE 144 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:03,436 TO CALL YOU, "EGG PIE. THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY [ APPLAUSE ] 145 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,505 THOSE ARE OUR THANK YOU NOTES. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CAMILA CABELLO 146 00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:18,318 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: NOW, OFFICIALLY, 147 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:20,620 RIGHT NOW, "FAMILIA" IS OUT. IT IS AVAILABLE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 148 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,890 YOU CAN DOWNLOAD IT. YOU CAN DOWNLOAD IT, YOU CAN BUY IT, GO TO STORES, GO TO 149 00:10:23,890 --> 00:10:28,361 RECORD SHOPS, WHEREVER PLAY IT, PLAY IT LOUD! >> DO IT ALL 150 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:43,043 >> Jimmy: DO IT ALL! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "FAMILIA"! 151 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:45,912 >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A MULTIPLE-AWARD WINNING ARTIST 152 00:10:45,912 --> 00:10:50,383 HER NEW ALBUM "FAMILIA" IS OUT RIGHT NOW. OFFICIALLY IT IS OUT RIGHT NOW 153 00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:54,421 SO GET IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SHE IS THE MUSICAL GUEST 154 00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:58,692 TOMORROW ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" WITH HOST JAKE GYLLENHAAL. 155 00:10:58,692 --> 00:11:03,363 JAKE GYLLENHAAL. PLEASE WELCOME CAMILA CABELLO! 156 00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:15,508 * 157 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:27,887 * >> Jimmy: WOW. GOT TO WORK ON MY MOVES THERE. 158 00:11:27,887 --> 00:11:30,090 WELCOME BACK >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK FANTASTIC 159 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:32,125 I LOVE YOU I ALWAYS LOVE HAVING YOU ON THE SHOW OR DOING ANYTHING WITH 160 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:34,627 YOU. >> ME TOO. >> Jimmy: OFFICIALLY RIGHT NOW, 161 00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:37,163 "FAMILIA" IS OUT IT IS AVAILABLE. YOU CAN DOWNLOAD IT. 162 00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:40,767 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU CAN DOWNLOAD IT, YOU CAN BUY IT 163 00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:43,603 GO TO STORES GO TO RECORD SHOPS, WHEREVER PLAY IT. 164 00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:46,673 PLAY IT LOUD >> DO IT ALL >> Jimmy: DO IT ALL! 165 00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:50,276 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "FAMILIA"! [ SCREAMING 166 00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:53,413 YES. HOW DOES IT FEEL >> IT FEELS -- I FEEL LIKE YOU 167 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:58,251 SAYING THAT RIGHT NOW I'M REALLY TRYING TO TAKE IT IN, YOU KNOW 168 00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:02,622 >> Jimmy: OKAY YEP, OF COURSE >> I'M TAKING IT THE -- IN 169 00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:05,158 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GROUNDED. YOU'RE TAKING IT IN. YOU'RE GOING - 170 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:07,861 >> I'M TAKING IT IN -- NO, BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE -- BECAUSE I'VE BEEN GOING, GOING, 171 00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:10,630 GOING. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT'S IMPORTANT TO HAVE THOSE 172 00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:15,301 MOMENTS WHERE YOU'RE LIKE WOW, THIS ALBUM THAT IT WAS A A TWO-YEAR JOURNEY FOR ME. 173 00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:20,907 AND THIS ALBUM AND THE JOURNEY OF IT WAS REALLY LIFE-CHANGING FOR ME 174 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:26,079 I FEEL LIKE I LEARNED THE MOST I'VE EVER LEARNED. LIKE IT WAS -- 175 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:30,517 >> Jimmy: IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE? >> YEAH, TOTALLY I REALLY CHANGED AS A PERSON 176 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:33,820 AND A LONG STORY SHORT, LIKE, I THINK LIKE IN THE BEGINNING WAS -- I STARTED THIS ALBUM 177 00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:41,327 AT -- WHAT WAS A REALLY LIKE LOW MENTAL HEALTH PERIOD FOR ME 178 00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:43,196 AND I ONLY REALLY -- I ONLY WANTED TO GO BACK INTO THE STUDIO AND WORK IF IT FELT LIKE 179 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:45,098 SOMETHING THAT HELPED ME ON MY JOURNEY TO FEELING BETTER AND WAS A SOURCE OF JOY AND HEALING 180 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:57,277 AND FUN. AND I DID IT COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THAN I'VE EVER 181 00:12:57,277 --> 00:13:01,548 WRITTEN ANY OTHER ALBUM BEFORE IT WAS A REALLY, REALLY SMALL GROUP OF PEOPLE. 182 00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:03,249 IT STARTED WITH ME AND MY FRIEND SCOTT IN, LIKE, MY HOME -- LIKE HOUSE BEDROOM IN 183 00:13:03,249 --> 00:13:08,321 MIAMI. >> Jimmy: JUST WORKING ON STUFF. 184 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:11,925 >> JUST LIKE TALKING ABOUT ANXIETY BASICALLY. >> Jimmy: YEAH 185 00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:15,061 >> I THINK THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME NOW AND ME BEFORE WAS, I THINK, IN THE WRITING 186 00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:20,800 PROCESS, SOMETIMES I JUST FELT LIKE I HAD A LOT TO PROVE. LIKE I WAS JUST LIKE I WANT 187 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:26,139 PEOPLE -- I WANT THIS PERSON TO THINK I'M A GOOD SONGWRITER. I WANT WHATEVER, WHATEVER. 188 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,707 AND ALSO, I THINK MY OWN BATTLES WITH LIKE -- WITH ANXIETY AND MENTAL HEALTH 189 00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:33,913 STUFF, I WAS YOUNG AND I FELT A LOT OF SHAME IN TALKING ABOUT IT 190 00:13:33,913 --> 00:13:37,083 I FELT LIKE I HAD TO GO AND JUST LIKE HAVE IT ALL TOGETHER AND BE THIS KIND OF LIKE 191 00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:41,788 CONFIDENT, YOU KNOW, QUOTE, UNQUOTE, POP STAR, THAT JUST WENT - 192 00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:45,725 AND ON THE INSIDE, I WAS JUST LIKE, YOU KNOW, LIKE REALLY STRUGGLING 193 00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:48,094 AND THIS TIME AROUND I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT TRYING TO PROVE 194 00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:50,430 ANYTHING TO ANYBODY. I'M NOT TRYING TO IMPRESS ANYBODY. 195 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,198 I'M JUST TRYING TO BE ME, BE VULNERABLE, MAKE SONGS THAT ARE REALLY JUST LIKE -- JUST BE 196 00:13:52,198 --> 00:14:02,042 [ BLEEP ] HONEST SORRY FOR SWEARING >> Jimmy: YEAH 197 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,044 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] GO FOR IT. I -- I LOVE IT 198 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:08,114 YOU KNOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE WANT. 199 00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:10,417 >> YEAH. AND I THINK IN DOING THAT, I REALLY, THERE'S LIKE -- I SAID 200 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:15,055 THIS MY ALBUM THANK YOUS - I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, BEFORE I FELT LIKE I NEEDED TO BE KIND 201 00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:19,726 OF HEALED OR PERFECT TO BE SEEN AND I REALIZE THAT BEING SEEN 202 00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:23,663 IS WHAT, KIND OF, IS THE HEALING THING. YOU KNOW 203 00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:27,901 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND SO THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED "FAMILIA. 204 00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,869 I STARTED BY SAYING LONG STORY SHORT. IT'S ACTUALLY LONG STORY LONG. 205 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,605 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S ACTUALLY -- NO, IT'S A GREAT STORY 206 00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:38,611 BUT I ALSO -- I MEAN, THERE ARE SOME GOOD CRIERS ON HERE BUT IT'S A LOT OF DANCE ON 207 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:42,682 HERE >> TOTALLY >> Jimmy: YOU'RE MAKING PEOPLE 208 00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,084 HAVE FUN I MEAN, THIS IS A JOURNEY. THIS IS LIKE -- IT'S 209 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:46,086 EVERYTHING >> FOR ME, ALSO WHY I NAMED THE ALBUM "FAMILIA," FOR ME, IT WAS 210 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:47,654 LIKE THAT SUPPORT GROUP THAT I MADE MY COLLABORATORS, MY FRIENDS, MY FAMILY, MY 211 00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:59,632 THERAPIST, LIKE WHATEVER LIKE OPENING UP TO PEOPLE. THAT KIND OF INTERDEPENDENCE 212 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:05,305 AND LIKE LEANING ON OTHER PEOPLE IS SOMETHING THAT HAS BEEN A BIG - 213 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:09,142 HAD BEEN THE DEFINING WORD FOR THIS CHAPTER IS INTERDEPENDENCE, YOU KNOW? 214 00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:12,645 'CAUSE WE ALWAYS TALK ABOUT, I FEEL LIKE ESPECIALLY CULTURALLY, LIKE, INDEPENDENCE, 215 00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:16,416 AND I DID THIS ON MY OWN AND WHATEVER AND TO ME THIS IS ABOUT 216 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:20,620 CELEBRATING THE PEOPLE IN MY LIFE YOU KNOW, MY FAMILY. 217 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:26,626 THIS IS MY LITTLE COUSIN, CARO >> Jimmy: SHE'S SO CUTE. ARE YOU JOKING ME? 218 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,928 I MEAN, COME ON. >> SHE'S ON THE ALBUM. SHE SINGS ON THE ALBUM 219 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:33,066 MY DAD SINGS ON THE ALBUM. >> Jimmy: I MEAN, I LOVE THAT ALSO - 220 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:37,137 DID CARO FREESTYLE RAP >> I LIKE HOW YOU SAY HER NAME YOU SAY HER NAME LIKE CAR, LIKE 221 00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:40,940 CARRO. >> Jimmy: CARRO. >> YEAH. 222 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,143 >> Jimmy: NO >> SO THAT'S CAR >> Jimmy: OKAY 223 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:46,413 >> AND THEN -- >> Jimmy: AND WHAT IS HER NAME >> THEN THERE'S CARO, LIKE 224 00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:49,582 CAROLINA IT'S LIKE A LITTLE -- IT'S A A SUBTLE DIFFERENCE. 225 00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:53,420 >> Jimmy: CARO >> YEAH, THERE WE GO >> Jimmy: CARO 226 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:57,357 >> I LIKE IT >> Jimmy: CARRO. SHE'S NOT OLD ENOUGH TO DRIVE 227 00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,426 A CARRO. >> SHE'S NOT A CAR >> Jimmy: NO 228 00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:01,494 [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN SHE IS NUEVA -- >> DIECISEIS 229 00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,763 >> Jimmy: DIECISEIS. SHE CAN DRIVE A CARRO. UNFORTUNATELY, CARO CAN'T DRIVE 230 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:09,903 A CARRO. >> EXACTLY [ LAUGHTER ] 231 00:16:09,903 --> 00:16:12,539 >> Jimmy: IS THAT TRACK ON HERE NO, IT'S NOT ON HERE 232 00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:18,111 BUT SHE -- YOU BROUGHT US AN EXCLUSIVE AUDIO OF HER - HOW OLD? 233 00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:22,382 >> OKAY, SO SHE WAS EIGHT WHEN SHE BASICALLY -- SO MY DAD CAME TO THE STUDIO. 234 00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:27,854 WE HAD A WHOLE MARIACHI SETUP THERE. AND HE FREESTYLED. 235 00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:31,224 AND THEN SHE CAME OVER AND ON THIS SONG "CELIA" THAT I HAVE, WE WERE LIKE "CARO --" 236 00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:34,828 LIKE, IT WAS LIKE ME, HER AND MY PRODUCER RICKY. AND SHE JUST, LIKE, FREESTYLED 237 00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:39,099 THE THING. >> Jimmy: I HATE TO SAY IT BUT IT'S ACTUALLY RICKY. 238 00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:41,301 >> EXACTLY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S OKAY, NO BIG 239 00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:42,702 DEAL IT'S OKAY, IT'S FINE >> OH MY GOD, I'M SO 240 00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:46,072 EMBARRASSED. >> Jimmy: HE'S NOT WATCHING. BUT YOU BROUGHT THIS CLIP. 241 00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:48,408 DO YOU WANT TO HEAR HOW CUTE THIS IS? LISTEN TO THIS 242 00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:50,143 TAKE A LISTEN. THIS IS CARO * 243 00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:58,985 [ SINGING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] * >> OKAY, SO SHE SAID, "NOW I 244 00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:05,658 LIVE IN MIAMI. NOW I AM 8 YEARS OLD * I ALSO HAVE A DOG * 245 00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:09,396 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * I ALSO HAVE A DOG * 246 00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:12,632 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." I WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHAT SONGS 247 00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:17,570 YOU MIGHT DO BUT I JUST WANT TO HEAR ABOUT EVERYTHING, OKAY 248 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,339 WHEN WE COME BACK, MORE WITH CAMILA CABELLO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 249 00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:28,848 * >> TOM BRADY DIDN'T UNRETIRE GISELE UNRETIRED 250 00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:32,352 [ LAUGHTER ] 2017, SHE TOLD THE WORLD, "Y'ALL AIN'T GOT TO LIVE WITH 251 00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:35,288 HIM WHEN THIS IS OVER. HE COMES HOME TO ME. I LOVE MY MAN. 252 00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:39,225 HE SAID "HEY, IT'S TOM I'M GONNA GIVE IT UP I'M GONNA HANG IT UP." 253 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:53,506 >> Jimmy: DONE >> DONE. WHEN HOME FOR TWO WEEKS. 254 00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:56,976 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WE ARE HANGING OUT WITH CAMILA CABELLO, EVERYBODY. 255 00:17:56,976 --> 00:18:01,815 OH, MY GOSH. "FAMILIA" IS OUT RIGHT NOW WE'RE VERY EXCITED THAT IT'S 256 00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:03,550 OUT. >> WE ACTUALLY MESSED UP ON SOMETHING, THOUGH. 257 00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,452 >> Jimmy: OH, HOW? >> WE TOTALLY SHOULD HAVE JUST GOTTEN LIKE TWO TEQUILA SHOTS 258 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:11,424 AND JUST LIKE -- >> Jimmy: AND JUST WENT FOR IT >> CHEERS! 259 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,159 YES! MY ALBUM IS OUT. LIKE, WHAT 260 00:18:13,159 --> 00:18:15,795 IT'S OKAY. WE'LL DO IT BACKSTAGE. >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO 261 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,697 TRUST ME, WE'RE -- THIS IS THE "TONIGHT SHOW. THERE IS BOOZE IN EVERY CORNER 262 00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:20,400 OF THIS PLACE. >> FINE. [ LAUGHTER ] 263 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:23,036 GIVE US A DAMN SHOT. >> Jimmy: COME ON, LET'S DO IT >> I DESERVE A SHOT. 264 00:18:23,036 --> 00:18:26,506 >> Jimmy: YOU DESERVE A SHOT >> YOU DESERVE A SHOT! >> Jimmy: COME ON! 265 00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:29,676 >> WE ALL DESERVE SHOTS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WE'LL FIGURE OUT 266 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:35,048 SOMETHING, YEAH. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: WE'RE TALKING ABOUT 267 00:18:35,048 --> 00:18:39,052 CELEBRATING MOMENTS AND HOW WE DO HAVE TO APPRECIATE MOMENTS. >> YEAH. 268 00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:40,520 >> Jimmy: I DO LIKE THAT YOU SAID THAT. 'CAUSE THERE'S CERTAIN TIMES 269 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,589 WHERE YOU JUST WANT TO KIND OF SHAKE YOURSELF AND BE LIKE, "HEY!" 270 00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:44,824 >> HEY >> Jimmy: THIS IS CRAZY WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. 271 00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:48,361 ENJOY THIS >> THIS IS SIGNIFICANT >> Jimmy: YEAH 272 00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:52,098 "HAVANA," WHICH YOU PERFORMED AT OUR SHOW, WHICH WAS ONE OF OUR FAVORITE PERFORMANCES EVER 273 00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:55,802 >> I MEAN, BY THE WAY, THAT PERFORMANCE LITERALLY CHANGED MY CAREER. 274 00:18:55,802 --> 00:19:01,274 LIKE, I FEEL LIKE THE SONG BLEW UP AFTER THAT PERFORMANCE. >> Jimmy: IT WAS INSANE. 275 00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,877 AND THEN, LIKE, THE WAY IT LOOKED, IN THE RED, IT WAS AWESOME AND COOL 276 00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:07,714 I JUST SAW HERE IT WAS CERTIFIED DIAMOND. >> YEAH, WHAT EVEN IS THAT 277 00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:13,186 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: LIKE WHERE -- DO - >> LIKE, I DON'T FEEL LIKE MY 278 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:18,425 BRAIN CAN EVEN COMPUTE WHAT THAT NUMBER IS >> Jimmy: THAT'S -- NO ONE -- 279 00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:21,494 THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN. >> HUMANS CAN'T. WE CAN'T COMPUTE 280 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,664 >> Jimmy: LIKE, THAT'S WILD. >> THAT'S A LOT OF PEOPLE. >> Jimmy: ALSO, YOU'RE SO 281 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,300 YOUNG. YOU JUST STARTED YOUR CAREER AND YOU'RE LIKE -- THIS IS, 282 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,668 LIKE, AWESOME STUFF. >> IT'S ONLY DOWNHILL FROM HERE 283 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:32,038 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, NO NO, IT'S NOTHING BUT BETTER. 284 00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:34,507 OH, MY GOSH, IT'S ALL GREAT STUFF. >> YOU KNOW WHAT 285 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,576 LISTEN >> Jimmy: IT'S ALL UPHILL FROM HERE 286 00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:38,645 I GUESS YOU CAN'T SAY THAT EITHER >> NO, IT IS 287 00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:41,281 NO, IT IS. BECAUSE HERE IS THE TRUTH. I DON'T KNOW WHEN WHATEVER 288 00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,917 ANOTHER DIAMOND THING -- IT'S VERY -- IT'S LIKE LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE. 289 00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:46,519 I DON'T KNOW WHEN THAT -- WHEN, IF WHEN OR IF THAT'S GOING TO 290 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,755 HAPPEN TO ME AGAIN BUT I KNOW IT'S UPHILL BECAUSE FROM THAT FIRST ALBUM TO THIS 291 00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:54,494 ALBUM, I AM, LIKE, SO MUCH HAPPIER. I FEEL SO MUCH MORE, LIKE, 292 00:19:54,494 --> 00:20:00,633 CREATIVELY, LIKE, HAPPY. AND THAT'S WHY HONESTLY THIS IS -- THIS IS MY FAVORITE ALBUM 293 00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:06,306 THAT I'VE EVER DONE. LIKE, FROM A SONGWRITER -- SONGWRITING PERSPECTIVE. 294 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,308 LIKE, I DO FEEL LIKE IT'S UPHILL MAYBE, YOU KNOW, MAYBE THERE 295 00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:12,645 WON'T BE ANOTHER DIAMOND, BUT IT'S LIKE I'M VERY - >> Jimmy: I'M PRETTY SURE -- 296 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:15,482 >> I FEEL LIKE IT IS UPHILL. >> Jimmy: I THINK YOU'RE GOING HAVE A BUNCH OF DIAMONDS 297 00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:18,685 IT'S GOING TO BE -- JUST TONS OF DIAMONDS ON THIS ONE. YOU'RE DOING "SATURDAY NIGHT 298 00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:23,790 LIVE" TOMORROW I'VE SEEN YOU PERFORM LIVE I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES. 299 00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:27,394 DO YOU GET NERVOUS THAT IT'S LIVE OR DO YOU GO LIKE, "NO, THIS 300 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:30,530 IS -- I KNOW HOW TO PERFORM. LET ME SHOW YOU. >> I ACTUALLY -- I LOVE 301 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,732 PERFORMING I FIND THAT, ONE, "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," LIKE BY THE TIME I 302 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:37,804 PERFORM TOMORROW, THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I'M IN BED. LIKE, THAT'S USUALLY, LIKE, 303 00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:40,206 WHEN I'M ASLEEP. IT'S LIKE MIDNIGHT WHEN I START. 304 00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:42,042 AND SO, HAVING THAT AMOUNT OF LIKE NERVES AND EXCITEMENT AND ALSO BEING LIKE -- LIKE SLEEPY 305 00:20:42,042 --> 00:20:49,149 IS LIKE A VERY CONFUSING THING >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT'S LIKE HAVING COFFEE AND 306 00:20:49,149 --> 00:20:52,585 WINE AT THE SAME TIME. IT'S LIKE THAT >> Jimmy: YOU'LL BE SO AMPED 307 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,954 UP YOU'LL BE -- >> NO. 308 00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:58,024 I -- WELL, I KNOW. BUT THAT'S THE THING IT'S LIKE, YOU'RE SO AMPED UP. 309 00:20:58,024 --> 00:21:00,093 YOU'RE LIKE "SOMEBODY, PLEASE - LIKE, I NEED LIKE AN EXORCISM 310 00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:05,665 OF THIS ANXIETY. BUT AT THE SAME TIME I'M LIKE TOO TIRED TO BE THIS EXCITED 311 00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:08,835 >> Jimmy: IT'S THE PERFECT COMBINATION. >> IT'S A GREAT COMBINATION. 312 00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:10,970 >> Jimmy: IT REALLY IS AND I'LL TELL YOU THIS MUCH. WHEN YOU'RE DONE, YOU'RE GOING 313 00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:13,440 WISH THAT YOU DID IT ONE MORE TIME >> NO, I AGREE 314 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,942 >> Jimmy: IT'S SO FUN. YOU GO, "MAN, THAT WAS THE MOST FUN RIDE EVER. 315 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:19,979 AND CONGRATS ON EVERYTHING >> YEAH, I'M EXCITED >> Jimmy: YOU DESERVE NOTHING 316 00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:23,483 BUT THE BEST, BUD. AND I APPRECIATE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 317 00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:30,256 >> YEAH! [ CHEERS ] OKAY 318 00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:32,125 FIRST WE GOT TO GET A LITTLE LIME >> Jimmy: YEAH, ALL RIGHT. 319 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:34,427 >> READY * >> Jimmy: I MEAN, 320 00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:35,962 STEPHEN A. SMITH - MY APOLOGIES TO STEPHEN A. SMITH 321 00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:38,098 >> OKAY, WAIT. SO, THIS IS WHAT WE SAY. THIS IS WHAT WE SAY. 322 00:21:38,098 --> 00:21:51,811 [ SPEAKING SPANISH ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WOW, HE CHUGGED IT 323 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,546 >> Jimmy: I ASSUMED THAT YOU WOULD JUST PUT APPLE JUICE OR SOMETHING IN THERE AND - 324 00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:55,949 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NOPE THAT IS REAL DEAL. 325 00:21:55,949 --> 00:21:57,717 >> CONGRATS, YOU'RE DRUNK THE REST OF THE SHOW >> Jimmy: WHOO 326 00:21:57,717 --> 00:22:00,787 ALL RIGHT, PARTY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CAMILA CABELLO, "FAMILIA" IS 327 00:22:00,787 --> 00:22:05,892 OUT RIGHT NOW! CHECK HER OUT THIS WEEKEND ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." 328 00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:09,829 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH STEPHEN A. SMITH STICK AROUND 329 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:27,681 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS 330 00:22:27,681 --> 00:22:29,482 A VERY POPULAR SPORTS COMMENTATOR ON ESPN'S "FIRST TAKE" WEEKDAYS FROM 10:00 A.M. 331 00:22:29,482 --> 00:22:37,624 TO 12:00 P.M AND HE ALSO HOSTS "STEPHEN A'S WORLD" ON ESPN PLUS. 332 00:22:37,624 --> 00:22:43,596 PLEASE WELCOME STEPHEN A. SMITH 333 00:22:45,899 --> 00:22:59,112 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 334 00:22:59,112 --> 00:23:01,648 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO THE SHOW. 335 00:23:01,648 --> 00:23:03,750 >> OH, MY GOODNESS >> Jimmy: NICE TO SEE YOU. I WANTED TO START OFF THE 336 00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:05,819 INTERVIEW BY SHOWING A PHOTO OF YOU. >> UH-OH 337 00:23:05,819 --> 00:23:10,190 >> Jimmy: THIS IS POSTED BY DWYANE WADE. >> OH, LORD. 338 00:23:10,190 --> 00:23:12,492 >> Jimmy: POSTED A PICTURE OF YOU. >> OH, MY GOODNESS 339 00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:15,095 >> Jimmy: GIVING THIS DUDE 50 AND ICING BY THE FOURTH QUARTER. 340 00:23:15,095 --> 00:23:18,698 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS A YOUNG STEPHEN A. SMITH, COLLEGE 341 00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:21,768 YEARS. HOW -- >> COLLEGE AT WINSTON-SALEM 342 00:23:21,768 --> 00:23:23,603 STATE. BUT YOU SEE, THIS IS BAD, MAN. BECAUSE THIS DUDE, DWYANE WADE, 343 00:23:23,603 --> 00:23:29,743 THE DUDE THAT WALKS AROUND WITH PINK PANTS ON. [ LAUGHTER ] 344 00:23:29,743 --> 00:23:34,447 AND THE WHOLE STUFF. HE'S GOT ME, BECAUSE HE'S A THREE-TIME CHAMPION, A FUTURE 345 00:23:34,447 --> 00:23:36,983 FIRST BALLOT HALL OF FAMER SO WHEN HE SAYS HE WOULD DROP 50 ON ME, IT'S NOT LIKE 346 00:23:36,983 --> 00:23:41,121 HE'S LYING [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT? 347 00:23:41,121 --> 00:23:45,158 I'D BE BETTER THAN ANYBODY I'VE SEEN ON THE KNICKS LATELY. [ AUDIENCE OOHS 348 00:23:45,158 --> 00:23:49,662 YOU KNOW, I MADE -- LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MAN I'M HERE TODAY BECAUSE "THE 349 00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:56,736 TONIGHT SHOW," JIMMY FALLON CALLED ME AND IT'S MY HONOR AND PRIVILEGE TO BE UP - 350 00:23:56,736 --> 00:23:59,172 I'M GETTING EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 351 00:23:59,172 --> 00:24:03,076 >> Jimmy: IT'S ALL RIGHT YEAH, I KNOW YOU ARE >> THESE DUDES, MAN. 352 00:24:03,076 --> 00:24:06,046 THESE -- HOLD -- * THESE DUDES, MAN 353 00:24:06,046 --> 00:24:08,682 >> Jimmy: THE KNICKS >> THEY KEEP DOING THIS TO ME. [ LAUGHTER ] 354 00:24:08,682 --> 00:24:12,819 >> THE OTHER NIGHT, THEY WERE UP 17 POINTS >> Jimmy: I KNOW, I KNOW 355 00:24:12,819 --> 00:24:16,423 >> AND I WAS ON TV, ON "NBA COUNTDOWN" AND I SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT? 356 00:24:16,423 --> 00:24:19,059 IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE THEY'RE NEVER GOING TO CHANGE. THEY'RE JUST GOING TO LOSE THE 357 00:24:19,059 --> 00:24:21,561 LEAD." [ LAUGHTER ] AND SURE ENOUGH, THEY DID IT 358 00:24:21,561 --> 00:24:24,397 [ LAUGHTER ] SURE ENOUGH THEY DID IT. I MEAN, I'M ASKING YOU TO MAKE 359 00:24:24,397 --> 00:24:29,336 ME OUT TO BE A LIAR, AND YOU COULDN'T DO THAT [ LAUGHTER ] 360 00:24:29,336 --> 00:24:32,172 * >> Jimmy: COME ON. I DO WANT TO DISCUSS MORE 361 00:24:32,172 --> 00:24:33,573 SPORTS THINGS WITH YOU, BUT FIRST -- >> SURE. 362 00:24:33,573 --> 00:24:36,109 >> Jimmy: THERE'S SOMETHING THAT I JUST LOVED ABOUT YOU. >> OKAY. 363 00:24:36,109 --> 00:24:39,179 >> Jimmy: I'M A FAN, BUT I -- YOU ARE A CHARACTER ON "GENERAL HOSPITAL." 364 00:24:39,179 --> 00:24:41,681 >> YES >> Jimmy: AND I -- >> YEAH. 365 00:24:41,681 --> 00:24:43,483 >> Jimmy: I DID NOT KNOW THIS, BUT I'M A GIANT "GENERAL HOSPITAL" FAN FROM BACK IN THE 366 00:24:43,483 --> 00:24:46,086 DAY. >> ARE YOU >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M, LIKE, OLD 367 00:24:46,086 --> 00:24:48,488 SCHOOL LIKE, I'M -- >> NOW YOU GOT TO REMEMBER, 368 00:24:48,488 --> 00:24:51,424 I'M -- WHEN YOU SAY "OLD SCHOOL," WHAT DOES THAT MEAN BECAUSE ME, I'M TALKING LUKE 369 00:24:51,424 --> 00:24:55,562 AND LAURA. >> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS ] 370 00:24:55,562 --> 00:24:57,964 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I'M TALKING ABOUT -- * THINK OF LAUR 371 00:24:57,964 --> 00:25:01,234 LAUGH DON'T CR I KNOW'S YOU WAN IT THAT WAY * 372 00:25:01,234 --> 00:25:02,635 >> THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT THAT'S RIGHT 373 00:25:02,635 --> 00:25:04,838 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT FELICIA THAT'S WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT. >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO 374 00:25:04,838 --> 00:25:06,439 >> A HUSBAND THAT WILL SING AND TALK -- >> Jimmy: WE'RE TALKING ABOUT 375 00:25:06,439 --> 00:25:08,041 BOBBIE >> BOBBIE? BOBBIE Z -- ARE YOU TALKING 376 00:25:08,041 --> 00:25:11,077 ABOUT BOBBIE -- BOBBIE SPENCER >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH BOBBIE SPENCER, JACKIE ZEMAN 377 00:25:11,077 --> 00:25:13,813 >> THAT'S RIGHT. JACKIE ZEMAN, BOBBIE SPENCER THAT WAS LUKE'S SISTER ON 378 00:25:13,813 --> 00:25:16,783 "GENERAL HOSPITAL. >> Jimmy: I WENT TO -- I WENT TO -- 379 00:25:16,783 --> 00:25:18,284 >> YOU KNOW HE GOT -- HE ALMOST -- HE ALMOST DIED BECAUSE OF HER 380 00:25:18,284 --> 00:25:21,554 DID YOU KNOW THAT? >> Jimmy: LUKE OR TONY GEARY >> HE -- HE WAS IN -- HE WAS -- 381 00:25:21,554 --> 00:25:26,393 LUKE, HE WAS IN THE ELEVATOR >> Jimmy: YES. >> OKAY. 382 00:25:26,393 --> 00:25:29,662 AND HE WAS TRYING TO PROTECT HER AND GOT SHOT ALMOST GOT SHOT YEARS AGO. 383 00:25:29,662 --> 00:25:32,832 [ LAUGHTER ] SHE ALMOST GOT LUKE KILLED >> Jimmy: I KNOW, BOBBIE'S 384 00:25:32,832 --> 00:25:36,102 TROUBLE MAN. >> YOU GOT THE CASSADINES. YOU GOT THE WEATHER MACHINE. 385 00:25:36,102 --> 00:25:38,538 AND NOW YOU GOT -- >> Jimmy: NO, YOU GOT IN THE CASSADINES 386 00:25:38,538 --> 00:25:40,507 HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED I WENT TO -- I WAS DOING STAND-UP IN L.A. AND I GOT 387 00:25:40,507 --> 00:25:46,179 INVITED TO LUNCH AT BOBBIE ZEMAN'S HOUSE >> WOW 388 00:25:46,179 --> 00:25:48,281 >> Jimmy: IT WAS AMAZING, BEAUTIFUL PLACE. >> YEAH. 389 00:25:48,281 --> 00:25:50,483 >> Jimmy: AND I SEE THE QUARTERMAINES TALKING. >> WELL, THAT -- THAT KINDA 390 00:25:50,483 --> 00:25:55,488 HURT YOUR FEELINGS, DIDN'T IT? >> Jimmy: AND IT BUMMED ME OUT >> BECAUSE YOU KNOW, YOU GET 391 00:25:55,488 --> 00:25:57,557 CAUGHT UP -- SEE, WHEN YOU WATCH A SOAP OPERA, YOU GOT -- >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, THIS CAN'T 392 00:25:57,557 --> 00:25:59,292 HAPPEN YOU GUYS - >> YOU CAN'T HAVE -- YOU KNOW, 393 00:25:59,292 --> 00:26:01,928 YOU ENEMIES STAY ENEMIES >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT I GO - 394 00:26:01,928 --> 00:26:04,330 >> "YOU CAN'T BE HAVING AND BEING SEEN OUT IN PUBLIC LIKE THAT." 395 00:26:04,330 --> 00:26:06,399 >> Jimmy: BARBECUES, THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT. I GO, "I GOT TO GET OUT -- I 396 00:26:06,399 --> 00:26:08,601 GOT TO GET MYSELF OUT OF THIS SITUATION. >> YEAH. 397 00:26:08,601 --> 00:26:11,104 THAT'S RIGHT >> Jimmy: SO I LEFT -- >> SO, SEE -- I'M A SEVERELESS 398 00:26:11,104 --> 00:26:13,640 EXPERT FOR THE MOB MY CHARACTER'S NAME IS "BRICK" ON "GENERAL HOSPITAL." 399 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,809 >> Jimmy: BRICK? >> SONNY CORINTHOS IS MY BOSS. ALL RIGHT? 400 00:26:15,809 --> 00:26:19,312 >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY DUDE I LOVE SONNY CORIN - >> WE'RE SO REAL WITH EACH 401 00:26:19,312 --> 00:26:21,047 OTHER -- >> Jimmy: WOW. >> THAT EVEN OFFSET IF I SAW 402 00:26:21,047 --> 00:26:23,483 YOU MESSING WITH HIM, I MIGHT HAVE TO TRY AND DO SOMETHING >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M 403 00:26:23,483 --> 00:26:25,552 TALKING ABOUT. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> BECAUSE THAT'S MY JOB 404 00:26:25,552 --> 00:26:28,388 THAT'S MY JOB. THAT'S MY JOB. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LOVE HOW 405 00:26:28,388 --> 00:26:30,690 EXCITED YOU GET. YOU -- YOU GET ME EXCITED WATCHING YOU 406 00:26:30,690 --> 00:26:35,061 YOU GET EXCITED WHEN YOU TALK. WHEN YOU TALK AND THEN YOU TALK ABOUT SOMETHING MORE AND THEN 407 00:26:35,061 --> 00:26:37,564 YOU GET EXCITED AND THEN YOU GET LOUDER >> THAT'S RIGHT. 408 00:26:37,564 --> 00:26:40,767 >> Jimmy: YOU ALWAYS DID THAT? >> NOT ALWAYS. WELL, FIRST OF ALL, I'M THE 409 00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:42,802 YOUNGEST OF SIX AND I WAS RAISED BY FIVE WOMEN >> Jimmy: YEAH 410 00:26:42,802 --> 00:26:46,740 >> SO LET'S BE CLEAR, I DIDN'T TALK LOUD TOO OFTEN. [ LAUGHTER ] 411 00:26:46,740 --> 00:26:49,442 YOU HAVE TO BE VERY, VERY CLEAR ABOUT THAT MY SISTERS WOULD NOT HESITATE 412 00:26:49,442 --> 00:26:55,281 TO ABUSE ME. THEIR NAMES ARE LINDA -- ABIGAIL AND CARMEN 413 00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:57,350 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. >> ALL RIGHT, THEY ARE -- THEY 414 00:26:57,350 --> 00:26:59,119 WERE -- >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T WANT TO RAT THEM OUT 415 00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:00,754 >> YES, I AM RATTING THEM OUT BECAUSE THEY WOULD UP BEAT THEIR LITTLE BROTHER 416 00:27:00,754 --> 00:27:04,124 YES, THEY WOULD. BUT THE BOTTOM LINE IS, IT TAUGHT YOU 417 00:27:04,124 --> 00:27:08,728 IT TAUGHT ME -- YOU TALK TO LADIES A CERTAIN WAY >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 418 00:27:08,728 --> 00:27:11,031 >> AND YOU TALK TO THE FELLAS A CERTAIN WAY. >> Jimmy: OKAY 419 00:27:11,031 --> 00:27:13,867 >> AND SO, WHEN I GET ON TV, I'M PROJECTING I GOT TO MAKE SURE -- IF I'M 420 00:27:13,867 --> 00:27:15,769 NOT PASSIONATE ABOUT WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, WHY SHOULD YOU BE PASSIONATE ABOUT LISTENING 421 00:27:15,769 --> 00:27:21,941 TO ME? SO I GOT TO DO THAT. BUT WHEN THE LADIES ARE ON THE 422 00:27:21,941 --> 00:27:27,747 AIR WITH ME, I HAVE TO CHANGE MY TONE. [ LAUGHTER ] 423 00:27:27,747 --> 00:27:33,653 AND MODIFY MY DELIVERY JUST A LITTLE BIT, YOU KNOW THAT'S RIGHT 424 00:27:33,653 --> 00:27:36,356 * YOU GOT TO -- YOU KNOW, THE BARRY WHITE, TEDDY PENDERGRASS, 425 00:27:36,356 --> 00:27:39,325 THE ISLEY BROTHERS SEE, I'M FROM THAT SCHOOL. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 426 00:27:39,325 --> 00:27:41,628 >> I'M FROM THAT ROOTS, I'M FROM THAT SCHOOL. >> Jimmy: THAT'S OKAY. 427 00:27:41,628 --> 00:27:44,130 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH >> YOU UNDERSTAND? >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 428 00:27:44,130 --> 00:27:48,935 >> I -- I MEAN, YOU KNOW, THESE YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPERS TODAY. NAH, THAT'S NOT MY STYLE 429 00:27:48,935 --> 00:27:50,704 >> Jimmy: NO AND THAT'S HOW -- THAT'S HOW YOU GET -- YOU GET "FIRST 430 00:27:50,704 --> 00:27:53,540 TAKE," RIGHT AND THEN IT GOES TO "STEPHEN A'S WORLD"? 431 00:27:53,540 --> 00:27:55,608 >> YEAH. WELL, "STEPHEN A'S WORLD" IS A A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT 432 00:27:55,608 --> 00:27:58,345 IT'S ON ESPN PLUS. I EXECUTIVE PRODUCED THAT WITH ESPN 433 00:27:58,345 --> 00:28:02,015 I COULD DO WHAT I WANT TO DO THERE BECAUSE I'M THE BOSS >> Jimmy: YEAH 434 00:28:02,015 --> 00:28:05,452 >> NOW, THEY SAY I CAN DO WHAT I WANT WITH "FIRST TAKE," BUT THE LADIES RUN THAT. 435 00:28:05,452 --> 00:28:10,256 >> Jimmy: I HAVE QUESTIONS THAT I WANT TO ASK YOU. TIGER WOODS IN THE MASTERS 436 00:28:10,256 --> 00:28:13,026 I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY AWESOME TO SEE THAT GUY, AND HE DID REALLY WELL. 437 00:28:13,026 --> 00:28:18,898 WHAT'S YOUR TAKE ON TIGER WOODS' COMEBACK? >> HE'S WON ALREADY. 438 00:28:18,898 --> 00:28:21,034 HE CAN'T LOSE. >> Jimmy: HE WON >> IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT 439 00:28:21,034 --> 00:28:24,037 HAPPENS THIS PARTICULAR WEEKEND. HE ALMOST DIED IN A CAR 440 00:28:24,037 --> 00:28:28,308 ACCIDENT HE SURVIVED A MAJOR CAR ACCIDENT, THEN THEY TOLD HIM 441 00:28:28,308 --> 00:28:33,446 THEY THOUGHT ABOUT AMPUTATING A PART OF HIS LEG. THEN HE SURVIVED THAT. 442 00:28:33,446 --> 00:28:36,616 THEN THEY SAID TO HIM, "YOU MAY NEVER WALK STRAIGHT AGAIN. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT A GOLF 443 00:28:36,616 --> 00:28:39,552 CAREER AGAIN." AND NOW, HE'S BACK AT THE MASTERS. 444 00:28:39,552 --> 00:28:42,188 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> HE'S ALREADY WON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 445 00:28:42,188 --> 00:28:44,457 >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU. STEPHEN A. SMITH AND I ARE 446 00:28:44,457 --> 00:28:48,061 GOING TO PLAY "WHEEL OF OPINIONS" WHEN WE COME BACK. STICK AROUND 447 00:28:48,061 --> 00:29:04,778 OH, I LOVE THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 448 00:29:04,778 --> 00:29:08,381 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH STEPHEN A. SMITH RIGHT HERE. 449 00:29:08,381 --> 00:29:13,286 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE NOW, STEPHEN, WE LOVE YOU. YOU'RE KNOWN FOR YOUR STRONG 450 00:29:13,286 --> 00:29:16,456 OPINIONS ABOUT ALL KINDS OF DIFFERENT TOPICS SO WITH THAT IN MIND, IT'S TIME 451 00:29:16,456 --> 00:29:21,761 TO PLAY A GAME WE CALL "WHEEL OF OPINIONS. >> LET'S DO IT 452 00:29:21,761 --> 00:29:21,795 OF OPINIONS. >> LET'S DO IT 453 00:29:22,729 --> 00:29:26,199 * * WHEEL OF OPINIONS * 454 00:29:26,199 --> 00:29:28,201 >> Jimmy: NOW, HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. I'M GOING TO HIT THIS BUTTON 455 00:29:28,201 --> 00:29:30,236 HERE, WHICH ACTIVATES THE OPINION TOPIC GENERATOR, AND IT WILL LAND ON A RANDOM TOPIC. 456 00:29:30,236 --> 00:29:32,672 WHATEVER IT IS, YOU HAVE TO GIVE AN OPINION ON IT. >> DO I HIT THE BUTTON OR DO 457 00:29:32,672 --> 00:29:34,741 YOU HIT THE BUTTON >> Jimmy: I'LL HIT THE BUTTON. SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY 458 00:29:34,741 --> 00:29:37,043 ABOUT THIS >> OKAY, OKAY. I APPRECIATE THAT. 459 00:29:37,043 --> 00:29:39,546 >> Jimmy: I DON'T WANT YOU TO HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THIS STUFF YOU'RE A GUEST ON THE SHOW 460 00:29:39,546 --> 00:29:41,715 COME ON. >> I APPRECIATE THAT, MAN. THAT'S FIRST CLASS 461 00:29:41,715 --> 00:29:43,783 >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. >> THAT'S FIRST CLASS RIGHT THERE. 462 00:29:43,783 --> 00:29:47,954 >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO [ BEEPING HOW ABOUT FANS WHO PAINT THEIR 463 00:29:47,954 --> 00:29:50,790 CHESTS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> OH, LORD. 464 00:29:50,790 --> 00:29:53,093 >> Jimmy: WHAT'S YOUR THOUGHTS >> SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH THOSE PEOPLE 465 00:29:53,093 --> 00:29:57,130 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHY? >> NOW, I WANT TO SAY THIS 466 00:29:57,130 --> 00:29:59,766 I WANT TO SAY THIS IT'S WRONG WITH THEM, BUT IN COLLEGE, LIKE, FESTIVE COLLEGE 467 00:29:59,766 --> 00:30:01,501 ATMOSPHERE, THOSE BIG-TIME FOOTBALL GAMES, THE BASKETBALL GAMES, THE TAILGATE PARTIES 468 00:30:01,501 --> 00:30:10,477 THAT PRECEDE IT -- ALL RIGHT, THAT'S FINE. HOWEVER, HOWEVER, I DON'T KNOW 469 00:30:10,477 --> 00:30:15,949 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE WHO DO THAT IN COLD WEATHER. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 470 00:30:15,949 --> 00:30:18,785 LIKE YOU'RE IN OHIO AT OHIO STATE. >> Jimmy: YEAH 471 00:30:18,785 --> 00:30:22,722 >> AND IT'S 5 DEGREES, AND YOU OUT THERE HALF NAKED YOU'RE AT MICHIGAN ANN ARBOR, 472 00:30:22,722 --> 00:30:27,627 HALF NAKED NOW IF YOU DID THAT IN PASADENA, OKAY, I'M WITH YOU 473 00:30:27,627 --> 00:30:29,763 >> Jimmy: OKAY >> BUT WHEN YOU DO THAT IN THE COLD WEATHER -- LET ME PUT TO 474 00:30:29,763 --> 00:30:34,634 YOU THIS WAY AIN'T NO BLACK PEOPLE DOING THAT 475 00:30:34,634 --> 00:30:36,603 [ LAUGHTER ] AIN'T NO BLACK PEOPLE DOING THAT 476 00:30:36,603 --> 00:30:40,106 WE AIN'T DOING THAT COLD STUFF >> Jimmy: OKAY OKAY, GOTCHA 477 00:30:40,106 --> 00:30:42,075 THAT'S GOOD. [ DING ] >> OKAY, OKAY. 478 00:30:42,075 --> 00:30:47,213 >> Jimmy: LET'S GET TO THE NEXT TOPIC. [ BEEPING 479 00:30:47,213 --> 00:30:50,917 >> OH. >> Jimmy: GATORADE SHOWERS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 480 00:30:50,917 --> 00:30:54,521 >> VERY NASTY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NOW DON'T GET ME WRONG 481 00:30:54,521 --> 00:30:57,257 IF YOU NEED YOUR ELECTROLYTES, IT WORKS [ LAUGHTER ] 482 00:30:57,257 --> 00:31:00,060 IT WORKS BUT, YOU KNOW -- AND IT DON'T MATTER WHEN YOU WIN, BECAUSE IT 483 00:31:00,060 --> 00:31:04,964 DON'T MATTER I MEAN, LISTEN, MOST PEOPLE, IF YOU NOTICE WHEN THEY'RE 484 00:31:04,964 --> 00:31:06,566 WINNING, WHETHER IT'S THE CHAMPAGNE, IT'S THE WATER, WHATEVER, IT'S COMING WITH 485 00:31:06,566 --> 00:31:12,172 FUNK [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THEY'RE GOING TO STINK 486 00:31:12,172 --> 00:31:16,276 AFTERWARDS BECAUSE YOU'RE SWEATING AND THE WATER HITS YOU 487 00:31:16,276 --> 00:31:19,879 BUT WHEN IT'S GATORADE, IT'S STICKY >> Jimmy: STICKY 488 00:31:19,879 --> 00:31:21,948 >> AND THAT'S JUST NASTY >> Jimmy: YEAH. YOU DON'T WANT STICKY 489 00:31:21,948 --> 00:31:24,484 >> THAT'S JUST NASTY BUT YOU TOLERATE IT BECAUSE YOU AIN'T GETTING GATORADE POURED 490 00:31:24,484 --> 00:31:30,824 ON YOU UNLESS YOU WON. I'VE NEVER SEEN A LOSER GET GATORADE POURED. 491 00:31:30,824 --> 00:31:33,326 [ LAUGHTER ] [ DING ] I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT 492 00:31:33,326 --> 00:31:43,269 >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO [ BEEPING >> LOOK. 493 00:31:43,269 --> 00:31:44,804 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] >> Jimmy: I'M SOR -- NO, HEY LOOK, HEY. 494 00:31:44,804 --> 00:31:47,340 >> WHY YOU DOING THIS? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WE GOT SECURITY -- 495 00:31:47,340 --> 00:31:52,012 WE GOT SECURITY BY THE DOOR IN CASE SOMETHING HAPPENS KNICKS -- KNICKS OR LAKERS 496 00:31:52,012 --> 00:31:57,484 HOLY MOLY, WHAT'S HAPPENING? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> BELIEVE IT OR NOT, BELIEVE 497 00:31:57,484 --> 00:32:01,087 IT OR NOT -- THE LAKERS ARE WORSE. >> Jimmy: WOW. 498 00:32:01,087 --> 00:32:04,491 >> HERE'S THE REASON WHY >> Jimmy: YEAH TELL ME. 499 00:32:04,491 --> 00:32:07,761 >> ARE WE REALLY SURPRISED THE KNICKS LOST? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 500 00:32:07,761 --> 00:32:10,730 WHERE IS THE SUSPENSE? I MEAN, I'M DISAPPOINTED >> Jimmy: I SEE WHAT YOU'RE 501 00:32:10,730 --> 00:32:14,334 SAYING >> BUT MOST PEOPLE EXPECT IT >> Jimmy: YEAH 502 00:32:14,334 --> 00:32:19,506 >> AT THE VERY -- AT THE VERY BEST, A LATE FIRST ROUND EXIT. AT THE MOST, SECOND ROUND YOU 503 00:32:19,506 --> 00:32:24,811 GOING HOME YOU HAD LeBRON >> Jimmy: OKAY 504 00:32:24,811 --> 00:32:26,880 >> ANTHONY DAVIS >> Jimmy: OKAY, OKAY >> RUSSELL WESTBROOK 505 00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:29,949 >> Jimmy: OKAY >> TINSEL TOWN, PURPLE AND GOLD, HOLLYWOOD. 506 00:32:29,949 --> 00:32:36,189 STATUES OF SHAQ AND MAGIC AND KAREEM OUTSIDE AND KOBE 507 00:32:36,189 --> 00:32:44,497 I MEAN -- AND YOU ARE LIKE 17, 18 GAMES UNDER .500? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 508 00:32:44,497 --> 00:32:47,434 YOU KNOW, STEALING MONEY FROM THE PUBLIC, AIN'T THINKING ABOUT GIVING IT BACK 509 00:32:47,434 --> 00:32:51,237 [ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, LOOK - >> Jimmy: THE KNICKS -- THEY'RE 510 00:32:51,237 --> 00:32:52,906 NOT EVEN LYING >> LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK 511 00:32:52,906 --> 00:32:56,743 [ APPLAUSE ] GIVE THE KNICKS CREDIT FOR THIS 512 00:32:56,743 --> 00:32:59,913 THEY'VE BEEN HONEST. [ DING ] [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 513 00:32:59,913 --> 00:33:07,654 [ BEEPING [ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Jimmy: TOM BRADY 514 00:33:07,654 --> 00:33:09,456 UN-RETIRING. >> YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S ABOUT, RIGHT? 515 00:33:09,456 --> 00:33:14,327 Y'ALL DON'T KNOW THIS. ALLOW ME TO HELP YOU OUT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 516 00:33:14,327 --> 00:33:19,065 MY BROTHER TOM BRADY DIDN'T UN-RETIRE GISELE UN-RETIRED. 517 00:33:19,065 --> 00:33:21,901 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU THINK SO >> OH, NO, THAT BROTHER SAID 518 00:33:21,901 --> 00:33:25,972 SHE SAT UP THERE IN 2017 SHE TOLD THE WORLD, Y'ALL AIN'T GOT TO LIVE WITH HIM WHEN THIS 519 00:33:25,972 --> 00:33:30,510 IS OVER. HE COMES HOME TO ME. I LOVE MY MAN. 520 00:33:30,510 --> 00:33:34,781 CONCUSSIONS, CONCUSSIONS, AND ALL OF THIS OTHER STUFF, I WANT HIM HEALTHY. 521 00:33:34,781 --> 00:33:37,283 FINALLY, A COUPLE OF SUPER BOWL TITLES LATER - >> Jimmy: YEP. 522 00:33:37,283 --> 00:33:42,422 >> ACTUALLY, THREE TO BE EXACT SHE SAT UP THERE AND SAID -- HE SAID, "HEY, IT'S TIME 523 00:33:42,422 --> 00:33:45,392 I'M GOING TO GIVE IT UP. I'M GOING TO HANG IT UP. >> Jimmy: DONE 524 00:33:45,392 --> 00:33:48,762 >> DONE. WENT HOME FOR TWO WEEKS. [ LAUGHTER ] 525 00:33:48,762 --> 00:33:53,266 [ DING ] AND THEN SAID, "I THINK I'M GOING TO UN-RETIRE." 526 00:33:53,266 --> 00:33:58,104 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT WASN'T ABOUT TOM BRADY. THAT WAS ABOUT THE WIFE SAYING 527 00:33:58,104 --> 00:34:05,512 "I LOVE YOU. BUT YOU -- YOU -- I MAY HAVE MADE AN ERROR IN MY THINKING 528 00:34:05,512 --> 00:34:07,480 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU MIGHT NEED - >> Jimmy: GO BACK TO WORK. 529 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:12,919 >> -- TO GO HOME, OKAY?" BECAUSE, LISTEN, LISTEN, TOM BRADY, THE BROTHER'S FLY 530 00:34:12,919 --> 00:34:15,088 LOOKS VERY GOOD. LOOKS LIKE A GQ MODEL, ROCKS THE TOM FORD BLAZERS, THE WHOLE 531 00:34:15,088 --> 00:34:18,091 BIT. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT YOU KNOW, WE SEE HIM 532 00:34:18,091 --> 00:34:21,227 WHEN HE OUT IN PUBLIC. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WE DON'T SEE HIM WHEN HE 533 00:34:21,227 --> 00:34:23,863 HOME WITH T-SHIRTS AND SHORTS WALKING AROUND THE HOUSE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 534 00:34:23,863 --> 00:34:26,700 AND IF YOU'RE GISELE, YOU'RE LIKE, "WAIT, WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE 535 00:34:26,700 --> 00:34:31,071 YOU SURE YOU WANT TO STAY HOME MAYBE I SHOULD SUPPORT YOU MORE 536 00:34:31,071 --> 00:34:34,808 I SHOULD SUPPORT YOU MORE AND YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO WORK." >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, GO BACK 537 00:34:34,808 --> 00:34:37,844 TO WORK. >> GO BACK TO WORK, SWEETHEART, AND I'LL SEE YOU WHEN YOU GET 538 00:34:37,844 --> 00:34:41,348 HOME [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S WHAT SHE DID. 539 00:34:41,348 --> 00:34:43,416 THAT WAS GISELE UN-RETIRING. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, I'LL TAKE THAT 540 00:34:43,416 --> 00:34:48,688 I LIKE THAT. >> THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS ABOUT. [ BEEPING 541 00:34:48,688 --> 00:34:50,757 >> Jimmy: THAT'S OUR LAST QUESTION [ AUDIENCE OOHS 542 00:34:50,757 --> 00:34:52,826 >> EASILY -- >> Jimmy: THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME - 543 00:34:52,826 --> 00:34:55,128 >> EASILY. >> Jimmy: WAIT, WAIT YOU SAY EASILY - 544 00:34:55,128 --> 00:34:58,498 >> MICHAEL JORDAN. >> Jimmy: REALLY >> EASY. 545 00:34:58,498 --> 00:35:02,335 EASY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THE DIFFICULT 546 00:35:02,335 --> 00:35:05,872 PART IS? IS LeBRON NUMBER TWO OR NUMBER THREE TO KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR 547 00:35:05,872 --> 00:35:10,877 BEING NUMBER TWO [ AUDIENCE OOHS KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR -- 548 00:35:10,877 --> 00:35:14,581 >> Jimmy: SKY HUG. >> GO AHEAD. >> Jimmy: SKY HUG. 549 00:35:14,581 --> 00:35:16,383 >> 19-TIME ALL-STAR, SIX-TIME CHAMPION, SIX-TIME LEAGUE MVP, ALL-TIME LEADER SCORER IN NBA 550 00:35:16,383 --> 00:35:18,051 HISTORY, AND THE ONLY INDIVIDUAL IN THE HISTORY OF THE SPORT WITH ONE UNSTOPPABLE 551 00:35:18,051 --> 00:35:28,561 MOVE YEAR AFTER YEAR AFTER YEAR, SPANNNG DECADES THAT NO ONE CAN STILL FIGURE OUT 552 00:35:28,561 --> 00:35:30,697 THAT'S KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR >> Jimmy: YEP. >> AND WON A TITLE FOR UCLA IN 553 00:35:30,697 --> 00:35:37,971 COLLEGE AND WON A TITLE AT POWER MEMORIAL IN NEW YORK CITY BEFORE HE WENT TO COLLEGE. 554 00:35:37,971 --> 00:35:41,241 >> Jimmy: SO - >> LeBRON JAMES IS PHENOMENAL. HE'S ON THE MOUNT RUSHMORE OF 555 00:35:41,241 --> 00:35:46,846 BASKETBALL HE'S ALL THAT AND BAG OF CHIPS, BUT HE DID LOSE SIX NBA FINALS 556 00:35:46,846 --> 00:35:48,815 >> Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH >> AND HE IS THE START ON A TEAM THAT IS PRESENTLY 557 00:35:48,815 --> 00:35:53,386 18 GAMES UNDER .500. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO, ALL RIGHT. 558 00:35:53,386 --> 00:35:56,222 [ DING ] THAT'S IT, HE SETTLES IT RIGHT THERE. 559 00:35:56,222 --> 00:36:04,030 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JORDAN AND KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR STEPHEN A. SMITH, EVERYBODY. 560 00:36:04,030 --> 00:36:06,933 WATCH HIM WEEKENDS ON ESPN "FIRST TAKE" AND "STEPHEN A'S WORLD" ON ESPN PLUS. 561 00:36:06,933 --> 00:36:10,870 THAT WAS FANTASTIC COME BACK WHENEVER YOU WANT. PLEASE 562 00:36:10,870 --> 00:36:13,406 CODY JOHNSON PERFORMS AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 563 00:36:13,406 --> 00:36:31,691 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: YOU CAN CATCH OUR 564 00:36:31,691 --> 00:36:36,496 NEXT GUEST ON THE CMT AWARDS AIRING MONDAY. PERFORMING HIS NUMBER ONE SOME 565 00:36:36,496 --> 00:36:41,568 "'TIL YOU CAN'T," FROM "HUMAN: THE DOUBLE ALBUM," HERE IS CODY JOHNSON 566 00:36:41,568 --> 00:36:41,601 THE DOUBLE ALBUM," HERE IS CODY JOHNSON 567 00:36:44,604 --> 00:36:54,314 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 568 00:36:54,314 --> 00:37:00,220 * YOU CAN TELL YOUR OLD MAN YOU'LL DO SOME LARGEMOUT FISHING ANOTHER TIME * 569 00:37:00,220 --> 00:37:06,226 * YOU JUST GOT TOO MUCH ON YOUR PLATE TO BAI AND CAST A LINE * 570 00:37:06,226 --> 00:37:18,471 * YOU CAN ALWAYS PU A RAIN CHECK IN HIS HAND 'TIL YOU CAN'T * 571 00:37:18,471 --> 00:37:24,577 * YOU CAN KEEP PUTTING OF FOREVER WITH THAT GIRL WHOSE HEART YOU HOLD * 572 00:37:24,577 --> 00:37:30,517 * SWEARING THAT YOU'LL AS SOME DAY FURTHER DOWN THE ROAD * 573 00:37:30,517 --> 00:37:41,961 * YOU CAN ALWAYS PU A DIAMOND ON HER HAN 'TIL YOU CAN'T * 574 00:37:41,961 --> 00:37:46,466 * IF YOU GOT A CHANCE TAKE I TAKE IT WHIL 575 00:37:46,466 --> 00:37:51,271 YOU GOT A CHANCE * * IF YOU GOT A DREA CHASE IT 576 00:37:51,271 --> 00:37:54,674 'CAUSE A DREAM WON'T CHASE YOU BACK * * IF YOU'RE GONNA 577 00:37:54,674 --> 00:37:58,078 LOVE SOMEBOD HOLD 'EM AS LONG AND AS STRONG * 578 00:37:58,078 --> 00:38:07,454 * AND AS CLOSE AS YOU CAN 'TIL YOU CAN'T * * THERE'S A BOX O 579 00:38:07,454 --> 00:38:12,359 GREASY PARTS SITTING IN THE TRUNK OF THAT '65 * 580 00:38:12,359 --> 00:38:18,064 * STILL WAITING ON YO AND YOUR GRANDDAD TO BRING IT BACK TO LIFE * 581 00:38:18,064 --> 00:38:27,474 * YOU CAN ALWAYS GET AROUND TO FIXING UP THAT PONTIA 'TIL YOU CAN'T * 582 00:38:27,474 --> 00:38:31,511 * IF YOU GOT A CHANCE TAKE I TAKE IT WHIL 583 00:38:31,511 --> 00:38:36,216 YOU GOT A CHANCE * * IF YOU GOT A DREA CHASE IT 584 00:38:36,216 --> 00:38:39,486 'CAUSE A DREAM WON'T CHASE YOU BACK * * IF YOU'RE GONNA 585 00:38:39,486 --> 00:38:42,856 LOVE SOMEBOD HOLD 'EM AS LONG AND AS STRONG * 586 00:38:42,856 --> 00:38:51,831 * AND AS CLOSE AS YOU CAN 'TIL YOU CAN'T * * SO TAKE THAT PHONE CALL 587 00:38:51,831 --> 00:38:57,971 FROM YOUR MOMM AND JUST TALK AWAY * * 'CAUSE YOU'LL NEVER KNO 588 00:38:57,971 --> 00:39:06,279 HOW BAD YOU WANN 'TIL YOU CAN'T SOMEDAY * * DON'T WAIT ON TOMORRO 589 00:39:06,279 --> 00:39:11,718 'CAUSE TOMORROW MAY NOT SHOW SAY YOUR SORRIES YOUR I-LOVE-YOUS * 590 00:39:11,718 --> 00:39:18,291 * 'CAUSE MAN YOU NEVER KNOW IF YOU GOT A CHANC TAKE IT * 591 00:39:18,291 --> 00:39:22,862 * TAKE IT WHILE YOU GOT A CHANCE IF YOU GOT A DREAM 592 00:39:22,862 --> 00:39:26,933 CHASE IT * * 'CAUSE A DREA WON'T CHASE YOU BACK 593 00:39:26,933 --> 00:39:30,103 IF YOU'RE GONN LOVE SOMEBODY * * HOLD 'EM AS LON 594 00:39:30,103 --> 00:39:36,042 AND AS STRON AND AS CLOSE AS YOU CA 'TIL YOU CAN'T * 595 00:39:36,042 --> 00:39:40,480 * YEAH IF YOU GOT A CHANC TAKE I TAKE IT WHIL 596 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:45,618 YOU GOT A CHANCE * * IF YOU GOT A DREA CHASE IT 597 00:39:45,618 --> 00:39:48,788 'CAUSE A DREAM WON'T CHASE YOU BACK * * IF YOU'RE GONNA 598 00:39:48,788 --> 00:39:52,192 LOVE SOMEBOD HOLD 'EM AS LONG AND AS STRONG * 599 00:39:52,192 --> 00:40:07,040 * AND AS CLOSE AS YOU CAN UNTIL YOU CAN' 'TIL YOU CAN'T 600 00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:19,386 YEAH TAKE IT * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 601 00:40:19,386 --> 00:40:24,424 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO CAMILA CABELLO, STEPHEN A. SMITH, CODY JOHNSON 602 00:40:24,424 --> 00:40:27,160 AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 603 00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:30,330 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY 604 00:40:30,330 --> 00:40:37,804 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 605 00:40:37,804 --> 00:40:37,837 * *