>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - SAMUEL L. JACKSON.
RUPERT GRINT MUSICAL GUEST WET LEG. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1611 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
*
>> Jimmy: OH, COME ON NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YES. THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU, THANK YOU
WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING WELL, GUYS, AS THE WAR IN
UKRAINE CONTINUES, A LOT MORE AMERICAN COMPANIES ARE DISTANCING THEMSELVES FROM
RUSSIA AND I MEAN A LOT MORE. I MEAN, ONE OF THE MAJOR
COMPANIES IS STARBUCKS THEY JUST CLOSED ALL 130 OF THEIR STORES OVER THERE.
YEAH AND THAT WAS JUST ON ONE STREET
>> Steve: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THERE'S ALWAYS
DUNKIN' DONUTS, BUT PUTIN WAS LIKE, "NYET. THAT'S WHAT AMERICA RUNS ON.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND THE COMPANY THAT OWNS PIZZA HUT, KFC, AND TACO BELL
SUSPENDED ITS OPERATIONS IN RUSSIA I HAD NO IDEA TACO BELL WAS
POPULAR IN RUSSIA. [ LAUGHTER ] I GUESS THAT EXPLAINS WHY
EVERYONE SITS 50 FEET APART FROM EACH OTHER. [ LAUGHTER ]
HOW GOOD CAN TACO BELL BE OVER THERE? IT'S AN AMERICAN COMPANY MAKING
MEXICAN FOOD IN RUSSIA YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S LIKE A PHOTO COPY OF A PHOTO COPY OF A PHOTO COPY AND THEN, FACING GROWING PUBLIC
PRESSURE, PAPA JOHN'S ANNOUNCED THAT IT IS HALTING ALL RUSSIAN BUSINESS OPERATIONS.
RUSSIANS WERE LIKE, "FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS." [ LAUGHTER ]
BUT IT'S NOT JUST RESTAURANTS. PHILIP MORRIS, THE MAKER OF MARLBORO CIGARETTES, JUST
ANNOUNCED PLANS TO SCALE DOWN OPERATIONS THAT'S TOUGH BECAUSE IN RUSSIA,
CIGARETTES MAKE UP 90% OF THE FOOD PYRAMID [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: POTATO ON TOP. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW YOU MESSED UP WHEN EVEN TOBACCO COMPANIES
ARE LIKE, "WE CAN'T BE ASSOCIATED WITH YOU. [ LAUGHTER ]
WELL GUYS, TODAY PRESIDENT BIDEN SIGNED AN EXECUTIVE ORDER TO ESTABLISH
THE FIRST EVER STRATEGY FROM THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TO REGULATE CRYPTOCURRENCIES.
I'M JUST WORRIED NOW THAT THE GOVERNMENT IS INVOLVED, IT'LL FEEL LIKE YOUR PARENTS JOINING
FACEBOOK ALL OF A SUDDEN, IT'S NOT COOL ANYMORE, YEAH.
BIDEN WANTS TO REGULATE CRYPTO HE'S EVEN LOOKING INTO CREATING A DIGITAL DOLLAR
IT'LL LOOK EXACTLY LIKE THE REGULAR DOLLAR BILL, EXCEPT GEORGE WASHINGTON WILL BE
REPLACED WITH AN APE WITH SUNGLASSES [ LAUGHTER ]
MEANWHILE, PRESIDENT BIDEN MET WITH BUSINESS LEADERS TODAY TO DISCUSS A MICROCHIP SHORTAGE
IT'S KIND OF A COMPLICATED SUBJECT, BUT BIDEN BASICALLY WANTS TO INVEST BILLIONS OF
DOLLARS IN SILICON CHIP PRODUCTION TO MAKE SURE AMERICA IS LEADING IN THE TECH SECTOR.
IT MAKES SENSE WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT I MEAN -
[ JIMMY VOICEOVER >> Jimmy: OH, GOD, I SHOULD NOT BE TALKING ABOUT CHIP
PRODUCTION RIGHT NOW WHAT THE HECK DO I KNOW ABOUT CHIPS?
UH, THEY'RE IN PHONES, COMPUTERS. MAYBE TARIQ CAN HOP ON THIS.
I'VE GOT TO BAIL >> Jimmy: BUT THAT'S JUST MY TAKE
I MEAN, TARIQ, WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> Tariq: WELL, WHEN YOU TAKE
A LOOK AT THE ISSUE OF, SAY, TECHNOLOGICAL SOVEREIGNTY, THAT WE'RE CLEARLY -- I MEAN, WE'RE
HEADING TO A DIP IN THE CHIPS -- [ TARIQ VOICEOVER
>> Tariq: A DIP IN THE CHIPS WHAT THE HELL AM I TALKING ABOUT?
JIMMY TOLD ME WE'RE JUST GOING TO PLAY CHARADES TODAY I'M NOT QUALIFIED TO TALK ABOUT
THIS OH, I KNOW I'LL PASS IT TO HIGGINS.
HE READS UP ON THIS STUFF. >> Tariq: -- IT'S ACTUALLY ALL THEORETICAL.
YO, HIGGINS, DID YOU HAVE ANY THOUGHTS ON MICROCHIPS >> Steve: WELL, YOU KNOW, ON
THE ONE HAND YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE TO ACCOUNT FOR THE DIFFERENCES --
[ STEVE VOICEOVER >> Steve: OH, CRAP, I THOUGHT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT POTATO
CHIPS THIS WHOLE TIME. I DON'T DO RUFFLES BECAUSE THEY HURT THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH, BUT
THEY ARE THE BEST FOR DIPPING. OH, I CAN'T MAKE UP MY MIND! [ JIMMY VOICEOVER
>> Jimmy: WHAT I DO IS I DIP ONE END OF THE CHIP IN ONE DIP AND ONE END IN ANOTHER DIP
DOUBLE DIP SAME CHIP. [ TARIQ VOICEOVER
>> Tariq: ME I DON'T KNOW IF I EVEN WANT DIP.
STRAIGHT CHIP, NO DIP, BABY. >> Steve: AND THAT'S WHY I LIKE TO SAY, STRAIGHT DIP, NO CHIP.
MMM. >> Jimmy: EWW -- THANK YOU [ APPLAUSE ]
[ LAUGHTER ] STOP THANK YOU.
THANK YOU, HIGGINS WE GOT TO THE BOTTOM OF THAT >> Steve: SO WARM.
>> Jimmy: I APPRECIATE IT, THANK YOU. [ LAUGHTER ]
GUYS, GET THIS I READ THAT TINDER IS NOW OFFERING CRIMINAL BACKGROUND
CHECKS ON POTENTIAL DATES. [ LAUGHTER ] USERS HEARD AND WERE LIKE,
WAIT, YOU WEREN'T ALREADY DOING THAT WHAT'S GOING ON?
SO NOW YOU GET A MESSAGE THAT SAYS YOU MATCHED WITH JOHN WHO'S WANTED IN 46 STATES.
YOU GO, "COOL, PEOPLE LIKE HIM. AND FINALLY, DID YOU GUYS SEE
THIS FLORIDA WAS HIT WITH SOME MAJOR RAIN THIS WEEK, AND IT MADE
DISNEY WORLD FLOOD TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH RIGHT AWAY, DISNEY SPRANG INTO ACTION BY CHARGING GUESTS
50 BUCKS FOR A PONCHO. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE A DRY CLEANING BAG
WITH MICKEY'S HEAD ON IT DISNEY TRIED TO PLAY IT OFF LIKE, "THIS IS JUST OUR NEWEST
ATTRACTION -- FORMERLY 'FROZEN.'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WE GOT A HOT SHOW TONIGHT. WE HAVE A HOT, HOT SHOW.
HE IS THE STAR AND EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF THE APPLE TV PLUS SERIES "THE LAST DAYS OF
PTOLEMY GREY," WHICH BEGINS STREAMING THIS FRIDAY. SAMUEL L. JACKSON IS HERE IN
THE HOUSE! COME ON. >> Steve: COME ON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: PLUS YOU CAN SEE HIM ON THE SERIES, "SERVANT," WITH
NEW EPISODES AVAILABLE EVERY FRIDAY ON APPLE TV PLUS. RUPERT GRINT IS HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC TONIGHT.
I'M TALKING ABOUT GREAT MUSIC. WET LEG IS HERE TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THEY'RE COOL THEY'RE AWESOME. I LOVE WET LEG
GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS. HERE WE GO
* HASHTAG HASHTAGS *
>> Jimmy: NOW, WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG AND ASK YOU GUYS TO
RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC. SO, SINCE A LOT OF SCHOOLS ARE ON SPRING BREAK, I SENT OUT THE
HASHTAG "SPRING BREAK IN SIX WORDS. AND I ASKED YOU TO DESCRIBE
YOUR SPRING BREAK USING ONLY SIX WORDS. WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS
A TRENDING TOPIC SO, THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, I THOUGHT I'D SHARE MY SOME OF MY FAVORITE RESPONSES
FROM YOU GUYS. THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM @HEARTYOU4EVR.
SHE SAYS, "SHOTS DON'T REMEMBER MUCH AFTER THAT."
[ APPLAUSE ] THIS ONE IS FROM @ROADNINJAKELLY.
SHE SAYS, "PARENTS SAW ME ON THE NEWS." THERE YOU GO
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE HEY, AT LEAST THEY KNOW WHERE YOU ARE.
THIS ONE'S FROM @JOYBUR10. SHE SAYS, "KISS ME, I STILL HAVE ANTIBODIES.
[ APPLAUSE ] THIS ONE'S FROM @K8MBROWN, SHE SAYS, "GOING TOPLESS THIS YEAR
NO MASK! [ APPLAUSE ] THIS ONE'S WEIRD
BUT I LIKE IT THOUGH IT'S FROM @KANSASBRADBURY. HE SAYS, "NOBODY PUTS BABY IN
A CABANA." [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
I SAW THAT, I DON'T KNOW WHY I LIKE THAT. NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CABANA
>> Steve: A LITTLE "DIRTY DANCING. >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM
@ACNIRB. >> Steve: NIRB >> Jimmy: HE SAYS, "WHAT SHALL
WE NAME THE KID. >> Steve: WOW. GOT DEEP FAST.
>> Jimmy: WHAT SHALL WE? >> Steve: NAME OUR CHILD ALL RIGHT, THIS IS SPRING BREAK
IN SIX WORDS THIS IS FROM @BILLYCLUBBIN >> Steve: WELL, HE'S GOT TO
HAVE A GOOD ONE, RIGHT HE'S CLUBBING 24/7 >> Jimmy: YOU THINK
BILLYCLUBBIN -- HE'S CLUBBING -- 24/6 >> Steve: HE'S CLUBBING ALL THE
TIME, YEAH 24/6, TAKES ONE DAY OFF. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO. I MEAN, IF YOU WORK THAT HARD -- YOU CLUB THAT HARD
>> Steve: YEAH YOU GOT TO CLUB -- >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T CLUB THAT
HARD YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE ONE DAY OFF >> Steve: TAKE IT OFF.
YOU'VE GOT TO RECLUB YOURSELF. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN >> Jimmy: YEAH
WHAT TIME DOES HE START CLUBBING, YOU THINK? >> Steve: I WOULD SAY
PROBABLY -- NOON [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE CLUBS FROM NOON -
>> Steve: TO NOON. >> Jimmy: 'TIL NOON. >> Steve: EVERY DAY, FOR SIX
DAYS >> Jimmy: 24 HOURS OF CLUBBING >> Steve: YEP, AND THE ONE DAY
OFF, HE HAS 'TIL NOON. AND THEN HE STARTS CLUBBING AGAIN.
>> Jimmy: TOUGH LIFE BUT HE SAYS, "DENIAL, ANGER, BARGAINING, DEPRESSION,
ACCEPTANCE, FUN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S LIKE THE SIX STAGES OF
SPRING BREAK I LOVE IT. THIS IS FROM @OPTIMIST EEYORE.
SHE SAYS, "WINE CHEAPER THAN FUEL, LET'S PARTY! THERE YOU GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS LAST ONE'S GOOD IT'S FROM @DIANEBILLAS
SHE SAYS, "WE DON'T TALK ABOUT SPRING BREAK." THERE YOU GO, EVERYBODY.
THOSE ARE OUR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR
FAVORITES, GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
"FREESTYLING WITH THE ROOTS. OH YEAH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK HEY, GUYS. I ALWAYS SAY OUR SHOW IS LUCKY
TO HAVE THE GREATEST BAND IN LATE NIGHT THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM
PHILADELPHIA, THAT'S RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT IT ISN'T ALWAYS FUN AND
GAMES. FROM TIME TO TIME WE PUT THE ROOTS TO THE TEST.
WE'RE GONNA PICK THREE PEOPLE FROM OUR AUDIENCE AND HAVE THE ROOTS MAKE UP SONGS ABOUT THEM
ON THE SPOT. IT'S TIME FOR "FREESTYLIN' WITH THE ROOTS," HERE WE GO
* TIME TO FREE STYL WITH THE ROOTS * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
ROOTS, YOU READY TO DO THIS? YEAH LET'S PICK SOMEONE
RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU WANT THE ROOTS TO MAKE UP A SONG ABOUT YOU.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LET ME SEE I'M GOING TO GO ALL -- ALL THE
WAY -- ALL THE WAY IN THE BACK VIRGINIA SWEATSHIRT RIGHT THERE, YEAH, THE HOODIE.
YEAH, ABSOLUTELY, YEAH WHAT IS YOUR NAME, AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM
>> MY NAME IS LEE, AND I'M ORIGINALLY FROM NORFOLK, VIRGINIA, BUT I'M A GRAD
STUDENT UP HERE. >> Jimmy: OKAY PERFECT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO I'M GOING TO SAY LEE FROM VIRGINIA
LEE -- LEE, ST. PATRICK'S DAY IS AROUND THE CORNER WHAT IS THE CRAZIEST THING
YOU'VE DONE WHILE OUT PARTYING >> HM, CRAZIEST THING -- I DON'T KNOW, I MEAN, IT'S
JUST -- I'VE ALWAYS ENJOYED HAVING A LOT OF FUN WITH MY FRIENDS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> GOING OUT IN THE CITY >> Jimmy: NO
>> NO, NOT GOOD ENOUGH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO
NO, UNFORTUNATELY THAT'S INCORRECT. [ LAUGHTER ]
UH, WHAT'S THE CRAZIEST THING YOU SAW HAPPEN >> I SAW A GUY ONCE SMOKING
A BLUNT IN BETWEEN THE MIDDLE OF THE SUBWAY CARS >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD
[ LAUGHTER ] IN BETWEEN SUBWAYS >> IN BETWEEN THE SUBWAY CARS,
WHILE IT WAS MOVING. >> Jimmy: WOW. >> I THINK IT WAS ON THE 1,
YEAH >> Jimmy: IT WAS THE 1 TRAIN, THANK YOU.
>> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, PERFECT
I'M GONNA GO THERE OKAY -- ALL RIGHT, AFTER A LONG NIGHT OUT, WHAT IS YOUR GO-TO
HANGOVER FOOD? >> PROBABLY SCRAMBLED EGGS WITH CHEESE
>> Jimmy: YEAH YOU WANT THEM SCRAMBLED EGGS I LOVE THAT.
ROOTS, WE HAVE OUR PAL LEE HERE, OKAY, WHO'S FROM VIRGINIA
THE CRAZIEST THING SHE'S SEEN WHILE SHE'S OUT PARTYING, SHE SAW A GUY SMOKING A BLUNT --
[ LAUGHTER ] IN BETWEEN THE TRAINS. HAPPENED TO BE THE 1 TRAIN, BY
THE WAY, JUST SO YOU KNOW. AND AFTER A LONG NIGHT OUT OF PARTYING, AFTER SEEING VISIONS
LIKE THAT, SHE LIKES TO GO AND JUST GET SOME CHEESY SCRAMBLED EGGS, MAN.
SMOTHERED AND COVERED, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? SO, FOR THIS ONE, I WAS
THINKING SINCE IT'S ALMOST ST. PATRICK'S DAY, AND I LOVE ST. PATRICK'S DAY, CAN WE
MAYBE, A SONG INSPIRED BY, LIKE, AN IRISH PUB SONG? THAT WE CAN ALL GET TOGETHER
LIKE A - >> Questlove: KIND OF LIKE AND ACCORDION SOUND?
* * HEY HEY HEY HEY * * HEY HEY HEY HEY *
* OKAY *
* HER NAME WAS LE SHE'S FROM V.A.* * SHE NEVER LIKES TO SA
THE CRAZIEST THING SHE'S DONE WHILE PARTYIN ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY *
* SHE SAW A GUY WAS SMOKING A BLUNT * * I GUESS HE WA
IN THE MOOD * * THE TRAIN WAS ON THE MOVE *
* AND THEN SHE ATE EGGS HER FAVORITE FOOD * * HEY HEY HEY
HEY HEY * * HEY HEY HEY HEY * * HEY HEY HEY HEY *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, LEE
THANK YOU, LEE I APPRECIATE THIS. LET'S PICK ONE MORE, WHO -
RIGHT -- ALL THE WAY IN THE BACK, KIND OF IN THE MIDDLE -- NO, YEAH, GRAY SWEATER, YES,
YOU. HELLO. >> HI.
>> Jimmy: WHAT IS YOUR NAME? >> MY NAME IS MORI >> Jimmy: MORI
>> YEAH, M-O-R-I >> Jimmy: MORI, COOL NAME. FOR THIS ONE I'M GOING TO ASK
A BUNCH OF RAPID-FIRE QUESTIONS, OKAY? >> OH, WOW, OKAY
>> Jimmy: ANSWER AS QUICKLY AS YOU CAN. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CANDY?
>> UM, THE SOUR CANDY. >> Jimmy: OKAY, SOUR - SO, WE'LL SAY, SOUR PATCH KIDS
>> OKAY, YEAH. THAT ONE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THIS IS YOUR ANSWER. WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE ACTOR? >> ANDY SAMBERG.
>> Jimmy: AH, I LOVE ANDY SAMBERG WHERE DID YOU GROW UP?
>> IN ISRAEL >> Jimmy: ISRAEL VERY GOOD.
WHAT TV SHOW ARE YOU WATCHING RIGHT NOW? >> "FRIENDS.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: FANTASTIC. WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU'RE AFRAID
OF >> COCKROACHES >> Jimmy: YEAH, ME TOO
THEY'RE CREEPY, YEAH COCKROACHES. AND WHAT'S ONE THING THAT
YOU'RE THANKFUL FOR, RIGHT NOW >> I'M THANKFUL FOR MY FAMILY. >> Jimmy: YES!
EXACTLY RIGHT. I LOVE THIS. [ APPLAUSE ]
TARIQ, WE HAVE MORI, WHO HER FAVORITE CANDY IS SOUR CANDIES, OR SOUR PATCH KIDS, OR SOME
TYPE OF SOUR CANDY FAVORITE ACTOR, ANDY SAMBERG GREW UP IN ISRAEL, LOVES
"FRIENDS," SHE'S AFRAID OF COCKROACHES, AND SHE'S THANKFUL FOR HER FAMILY
LEAVE ALL THOSE WORDS IN THE RAP RIGHT NOW, SO THAT'S PERFECT.
SO, MAKE SURE THEY'RE ALL IN THERE. >> Tariq: OKAY
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SO WE'RE GOING TO TRY TO GET ALL OF THOSE INTO THE
SONG SOMEHOW I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU'RE GOING TO DO THIS
BUT, ANYWAYS, MORI, THANK YOU FOR THIS FOR THIS ONE, ROOTS, GUYS,
EARTH DAY IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER IT'S IN APRIL.
SO GET READY, YEAH IT'S SOON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SOON ENOUGH. CLOSE ENOUGH CAN WE DO SOMETHING LIKE, "WHAT
A WONDERFUL WORLD" [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, COME ON.
WE ALL NEED THAT RIGHT NOW YEAH *
* MORI LIKE SOUR PATCH KIDS * * ANDY SAMBERG *
* ISRAEL * * "FRIENDS" ON TV * * COCKROACHES
MAKE HER PERTURBED * * AND SHE'S SO THANKFUL FOR HER FAMILY
AND FRIENDS * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU, MORI. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE
THANK YOU, MORI. ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO ONE MORE LET'S DO ONE -- SHALL WE DO ONE
OVER HERE? HOW ABOUT RIGHT THERE, THIS FIRST GUY RIGHT HERE
HI, BUDDY. WHAT IS YOUR NAME? >> HOW YOU DOING
I'M NICK >> Jimmy: HEY, NICK. NICK, "WE DON'T TALK ABOUT
BRUNO" IS STILL -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] -- IS STILL THE TOP OF THE
CHARTS WHICH FAMILY MEMBER DO YOU THINK YOUR FAMILY TALKS TOO
MUCH ABOUT, AND WHY? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> MY DISTANT COUSINS?
>> Jimmy: YEAH YEAH WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES
[ LAUGHTER ] >> NELLY NELLY, JAY, UH -
THAT'S ABOUT IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH NELLY AND JAY?
>> YES >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND THEY TALK TOO MUCH ABOUT THEM, 'CAUSE
WHY? >> WELL NELLY IS ABOUT TO GET MARRIED, AND WE HAVEN'T SEEN
HER IN A WHILE, BUT SHE INVITED US TO HER WEDDING. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: SO, NELLY, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HER IN A WHILE, AND -- AND -
YEAH AND SHE'S GETTING MARRIED. GOOD LUCK TO YOU, NELLY,
CONGRATULATIONS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND JAY, JUST -- IT'S JUST TOO
MUCH TALK, THE FAMILY TALKING ABOUT THAT YOU KNOW, WE'VE GOT TO FOCUS ON
NICK HERE. NICK, CAN YOU GIVE US ONE SECRET ABOUT YOU THAT NONE OF
US WOULD GUESS >> I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS >> Jimmy: WOW.
LOOK HOW FAR AWAY -- YOU'RE UP PRETTY TALL, I MEAN -- [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE SIX -- YEAH, YOU'RE A TALL GUY, BUT
YOU'RE ALSO ON THE SIXTH STEP UP THERE AFRAID OF HEIGHTS.
THANK YOU FOR BEING -- FOR TELLING US THAT. ROOTS, WE HAVE OUR PAL NICK
HERE, OKAY AND THEIR FAMILY LIKES TO TALK ABOUT NELLY AND JAY AND ALL THE
COUSINS ALL THE TIME WELL, 'CAUSE NELLY IS GETTING MARRIED AND ALL THIS STUFF
BUT THE SECRET THAT WE WOULDN'T GUESS ABOUT NICK IS, HE'S AFRAID OF HEIGHTS.
FOR THIS LAST ONE, CAN WE DO SOMETHING WITH AN "ENCANTO" TYPE OF VIBE
* * I LIKE THOSE MOVES * * NICK DON'T TALK 'BOUT
DISTANT COUSINS * * THEIR NAMES ARE NELLY AND JAY *
* WE HAVEN'T SEEN NELLY IN SUCH A LONG TIME * * WE WILL
ON HER WEDDING DAY * * NICK DOESN'T TALK ABOUT DISTANT COUSINS *
* IT'S SOMETHIN HE NEVER LIKES * * AND THEN A SECRET
THAT HE FIGURE NONE OF US WOULD EVER GUESS IS *
* THAT NICK'S AFRAID OF HEIGHTS * * BUT WE DON'T TALK ABOUT *
>> Jimmy: OH THAT WAS -- OUR AUDIENCE THANKS TO THE ROOTS!
* WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SAMUEL L. JACKSON!
COME ON BACK COME ON! HEY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: THERE'S A LIST OF
SOMEONE WHO SAID THE MOST SWEAR WORDS IN MOVIE HISTORY AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, YEAH.
>> WHO IS IT WHO WON? >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT YOU
IT'S JONAH HILL.
AGO. WOW. AND NOW HE'S THE HIGHEST
GROSSING ACTOR OF ALL TIME HE'S THE STAR AND EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF THE SERIES "THE
LAST DAYS OF PTOLEMY GREY" WHICH BEGINS STREAMING FRIDAY ON APPLE TV PLUS
PLEASE WELCOME SAMUEL L. JACKSON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
>> Jimmy: THAT IS EXACTLY RIGHT. WELCOME!
>> YES >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK IT IS ALWAYS -
>> BACK IN THE HOUSE >> Jimmy: IT IS ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE YOU.
YOU LOOK GREAT >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: IS THIS TRUE, WHAT I
JUST -- MY INTRO >> WAS THAT TRUE >> Jimmy: 50 YEARS
>> WAS THAT -- NO, THAT CAN'T BE TRUE. NO, 50 YEARS
I WAS 20 -- THAT WOULD MAKE ME 20-SOMETHING -- WHEN I WAS 23, I WAS POUNDING THE PAVEMENT IN
NEW YORK >> Jimmy: YEAH >> TRYING TO FIND A JOB.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU WEREN'T GETTING -- >> I WAS GOING TO AUDITIONS
AND, YOU KNOW, JUMPING THE SUBWAY TURNSTILE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, EXACTLY, YEAH >> BECAUSE I COULDN'T AFFORD TO
RIDE -- PAY FOR IT >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BECAUSE WE WEREN'T MAKING
ANY MONEY DOING SHOWCASES OR WHATEVER YEAH
>> Jimmy: BUT JUST THIS YEAR, YOU'RE GOING TO RECIEVE AN OSCAR FOR YOUR WORK.
>> YEAH! >> Jimmy: AND, SO, CONGRATULATIONS.
>> THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON, HOW GREAT IS
THAT >> YOU KNOW, IT'S PRETTY DOPE TO, LIKE, HAVE AN OSCAR
PRESENTED TO YOU BY THE GOVERNORS OF THE MOTION PICTURE ACADEMY.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT >> THE OTHER WAY YOU TO GET IT IS COOL, YOU KNOW, BE VOTED ON
BECAUSE YOU DID A GREAT PICTURE, BUT, I MEAN, THIS IS LIKE SAYING THAT, YOU KNOW,
I'VE DONE WHAT I SET OUT TO DO, WHICH WAS BE A GREAT ENTERTAINER, GET PEOPLE COME TO
THE MOVIES, HAVE A GOOD TIME >> Jimmy: YEAH AND YOU ACTUALLY -- YOU'VE DONE MORE
THAN THAT. >> WEAR SOME STUFF, AND YOU KNOW -
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> I PUT A COUPLE OF ASSES IN SEATS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU HAVE ARE YOU GOING TO DO -- IS THERE
A SPEECH ARE YOU GOING TO BE GIVING A A SPEECH
>> YEAH. YEAH, THAT ONE THE ONE I JUST GAVE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.
>> I'VE GOT TO CALL SOME NAMES, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT?
I WAS LOOKING -- THERE'S A LIST OF SOMEONE WHO SAID THE MOST SWEAR WORDS IN MOVIE HISTORY
AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, YEAH. >> WHO IS IT WHO WON?
>> Jimmy: IT'S NOT YOU IT'S JONAH HILL. >> THAT'S SOME BULL [ BLEEP ].
I MEAN THAT'S -- [ LAUGHTER ] *
I MEAN -- I MEAN, NO NO, NO WAY, MAN. >> Jimmy: NO WAY, MAN.
I MEAN, NO WAY, MAN. >> NO WAY, MAN COME ON.
>> Jimmy: SO JONAH, THEN LEO >> JONAH HILL? REALLY
>> Jimmy: AND THEN YOU >> AND LEO >> Jimmy: THAT FEELS IMPOSSIBLE
TO ME. >> JONAH HILL, THEN LEO, I DON'T -- I DON'T BELIEVE THAT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH YOU HAVE TO CATCH UP TO JONAH --
>> SOMEBODY HAS MISCOUNTED HOW MANY JONAH GOT >> JONAH HAS 376 AND YOU
HAVE 301 >> JUST CURSE WORDS OR A A SPECIFIC CURSE WORD?
>> Jimmy: NO -- OH, THAT'S INTERESTING. [ LAUGHTER ]
BECAUSE IF IT WAS THE CURSE WORD >> SPECIFIC.
>> Jimmy: THAT ONE -- THE ONE. >> THE ONE - >> Jimmy: YOU'RE THE CHAMP
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO PROBLEM >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I WOULDN'T MEES WITH THAT. COME ON -- THAT LIST IS
RIDICULOUS [ APPLAUSE ] >> YEAH.
THAT'S HOW I KICKED OFF MY TWITTER ACCOUNT HERE >> Jimmy: YEAH, REMEMBER THAT?
>> YES >> Jimmy: WE STARTED -- YOU SENT YOUR FIRST TWEET --
>> MY FIRST TWEET CAME FROM HERE >> Jimmy: -- FROM HERE
YEAH AND DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS?
>> CAN MONKEY FIGHTERS SAY "FIGHTER" ON HERE? >> Jimmy: YEAH, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU FOR EDITING YOURSELF [ LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU FOR EDITING YOURSELF
>> CAN MY FRIENDS SAY "FRIEND" ON HERE? >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY.
>> YEAH, THAT. >> Jimmy: YOU DID THAT HERE, BUT THEN -- NOW I FOLLOW YOU
ON ALL THE SOCIALS YOU'RE A GREAT FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM, BY THE WAY.
I'VE BEEN SEEING A LOT OF YOUR SHIRTS >> AH.
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE T-SHIRTS THAT YOU WEAR. JUST LET ME JUST SHOW YOU,
BECAUSE IT'S SUPER FUNNY THIS IS YOU. THIS IS YOU WITH YOUR -- WITH
JULES. YOU'RE WEARING A SHIRT WITH YOU AS JULES FROM "PULP FICTION"
RIGHT THERE. >> WITH A PIN -- WITH A PIN OF ME AS JULES.
>> Jimmy: WOW. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SO THEN I LIKE THAT.
BUT THEN HERE'S YOUR NICK FURY SHIRT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> ONE OF -- YEP, YEP. >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD. >> I GOT A GANG OF THOSE
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I LIKE THAT ONE. THEN THIS ONE IS -- THIS IS
YOUR "SHAFT" SHIRT >> OH, YEAH. YEAH, YEAH
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT, LIKE, KIND OF A MEANER FACE.
>> I SOMETIMES TRY AND MATCH THE FACES ON THE SHIRTS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
THAT'S LIKE A MEANER FACE. >> SEE WHAT I CAN DO, YEAH >> Jimmy: AND THEN THIS IS MY
FAVORITE ONE THIS IS YOU WEARING YOU WEARING THE "SHAFT" SHIRT.
VERY META -- >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND THAT'S BRILLIANT
THAT BLEW MY MIND. >> WITH MY -- MY EYE DEPUFFER FOR THE MORNING.
>> Jimmy: IS THAT -- >> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT THE -- YEAH, THE LITTLE GOLD EYE
THINGS IN THE MORNING. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR SOME
GLAMOUR. >> Jimmy: YEAH, COME ON. TO LOOK THIS GOOD?
COME ON, BUD YOU KNOW, YOU'VE BEEN AROUND FOR A WHILE, AND THERE'S A LOT
OF, KIND OF, INTERNET RUMORS ABOUT YOU. AND I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD
SQUASH SOME OF THOSE RUMORS TONIGHT -- >> REALLY?
>> Jimmy: -- IF YOU DON'T MIND, YEAH YEAH, I'D LIKE TO MAYBE GO
THROUGH SOME MYTHS ABOUT YOU AND YOU TELL ME IF THEY'RE TRUE OR NOT TRUE.
>> I TRY NOT TO READ THOSE >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, READY >> UH-HUH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: NOTHING'S BAD. YOU ONCE BEAT TIGER WOODS IN GOLF
THAT CAN'T BE TRUE >> COMPLETE ACCIDENT >> Jimmy: WHAT
>> WELL, THE FIRST TIME I EVER PLAYED ST. ANDREWS, THEY PAIRED ME WITH HIM IN WHAT WAS THE
DUNHILL GOLF TOURNAMENT, AND I WAS A 16 SO, THEY GAVE ME MY 16 SHOTS,
AND I SHOT 78, BECAUSE HE SAID, "FOLLOW ME." AND I STAYED AS CLOSE TO HIM AS
I COULD AND I SHOT 78, WHICH MEANS I BEAT HIM BY ABOUT 8 STROKES.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I MEAN, COME ON. NOT TOO SHABBY
THAT'S PRETTY COOL THAT'S NOT THAT BAD. TWO, IS IT TRUE THAT YOU OWN
OVER 800 KANGOL HATS >> MY WIFE GOT RID OF ABOUT 500 OF THEM.
>> Jimmy: OKAY, SO YOU'RE DOWN TO 300 >> I'M DOWN TO 300
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHEN DID YOU START WEARING THOSE?
>> OH, GEEZ, WHEN I STOLE MY FIRST ONE OUT OF MY GRANDFATHER'S CLOSET
>> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY RIGHT. >> LONG, LONG TIME AGO >> Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT
COLOR? BLACK? >> MY GRANDFATHER'S?
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> NO, IT WAS LIKE A -- IT WAS A PLAIDY HAT, YOU KNOW, IT'S
ONE OF THOSE PATTERNS. >> Jimmy: STYLISH TOO, YEAH. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: NUMBER THREE, SAMUEL L. JACKSON DOES NOT DO MORE THAN THREE TAKES OF ANY
SCENE IN A MOVIE IS THAT TRUE >> IF I CAN HELP IT.
>> Jimmy: REALLY >> WELL, I HAVE TO HAVE A REALLY GOOD EXPLANATION WHEN
YOU NEED MORE THAN THREE >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S TRUE. >> SOMEBODY'S MESSING UP,
BECAUSE IT AIN'T ME. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT'S LIKE -- IS THE FOCUS
PULLER - "IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO MAKE THIS BETTER
CAN I HELP?" YOU KNOW OR "DO WE NEED TO HIRE SOMEBODY
ELSE?" YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH
DID YOU EVER HAVE, LIKE, A A DIRECTOR THAT'S GOING, "LET'S JUST DO ONE FOR FUN?
>> YEAH, I HAVE THEM SAY THAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH AND YOU DON'T DO THAT?
>> NO. >> Jimmy: NO [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I MEAN, BECAUSE THAT'S, LIKE, CRAZY. BECAUSE I DON'T GET TO GO TO
THE EDITING ROOM AND IF THEY WANT TO TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT, THAT MEANS
THEY'RE GOING TO LOOK AT THAT FIRST BECAUSE THAT'S WHO THEY ARE.
AND IT'S LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW THEY DON'T GET THAT OPTION." >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU
THAT'S JUST SO GOOD. OH, THIS ONE YOU HAD THE "STAR WARS" PROP
TEAM ENGRAVE YOUR LIGHTSABER WITH A SPECIAL ACRONYM IS THAT TRUE
>> NO, THEY DID THAT BECAUSE THEY LOVED ME. [ LAUGHTER ]
I DIDN'T ASK FOR IT. >> Jimmy: THEY DID THAT BECAUSE THEY -
>> WHEN THEY GAVE IT TO ME, WHEN THE SHOOT WAS OVER, WHEN THEY PRESENTED IT TO ME, IT HAD
"BMF" ON THE ON/OFF BUTTION. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND WHAT DOES "BMF" STAND FOR?
>> BAD, MY FRIEND. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT
YOU'RE COOL ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY TAKE A PHOTOGRAPH OF THIS SO WE CAN SHOW IT TO EVERYONE RIGHT
HERE THIS IS ACTUALLY REAL. I DID NOT -- WE'VE NEVER SEEN
THIS ENGRAVEMENT LOOK RIGHT THERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THAT'S LOVE FOR SAMUEL L. JACKSON RIGHT THERE.
>> YES, IT WAS YES, IT WAS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, MORE WITH
SAMUEL L. JACKSON AFTER THE BREAK. WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT HIS
NEW APPLE TV PLUS SERIES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STICK AROUND
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY. WE ARE HANGING OUT WITH SAMUEL L. JACKSON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW APPLE TV PLUS SHOW, "THE LAST
DAYS OF PTOLEMY GREY." YOU HAD THE RIGHTS TO THIS -- 12 YEARS AGO
>> YEAH, 10-12 YEARS, YEAH >> Jimmy: AND WHAT WAS IT ABOUT THE BOOK THAT CONNECTED YOU SO
MUCH >> WELL, PTOLEMY IS -- PTOLEMY IS A 92, 93-YEAR-OLD MAN WHO'S
SUFFERING FROM ALZHEIMER'S DEMENTIA AND MY GRANDFATHER, MY MOM, HER
BROTHER, HER SISTER, AND MY FATHER'S SISTER ALL HAD IT >> Jimmy: OOF.
>> SO, I KIND OF WATCHED THE LIGHT GO OUT IN A LOT OF PEOPLE'S EYES.
AND, THE STORY IS BEAUTIFUL. AND THIS GUY IS ISOLATED THE KID THAT TAKES CARE OF HIM
GETS KILLED IN A DRIVE-BY. THAT'S NOT A BIG SECRET, THAT'S NOT A PLOT -- PLOT DIVULGE
AND HE'S BY HIMSELF UNTIL THIS 17-YEAR-OLD GIRL HAPPENS TO -- >> Jimmy: WHO IS AMAZING
DOMINIQUE FISHBACK >> DOMINIQUE FISHBACK. -- HAPPENS TO COME BY.
AND THEY END UP HAVING THIS BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP, WHERE SHE'S BEEN TAKING CARE OF HER
MOM WHO WAS AN ADDICT FOR A LONG TIME, WHO DIED. AND SHE NEVER HAD REALLY LOVE,
OR BEEN ABLE TO ACT LIKE A KID HE HAS A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT SHE TAKES HIM TO, WHERE THIS
GUY PROPOSES TO HIM, "I HAVE THIS DRUG THAT WILL ALLOW YOU TO BE CLEAR FOR A SPECIFIC
AMOUNT OF TIME AND THEN IT'S GOING TO KILL YOU. BUT IT'S UP TO YOU TO MAKE UP
YOUR MIND IF YOU'RE GONNA TAKE IT." SO YOU'RE ASKING A DUDE WITH
DEMENTIA, DOES HE WANT TO TAKE A DRUG YOU KNOW, SHE'S LIKE, "HOW'S
THAT WORK? AND, HE HAS TO MAKE THAT CHOICE
AMD IT'S, YOU KNOW, YOU FOLLOW -- YOU GO BACK IN HIS LIFE AND SEE A LIFE WELL LIVED
>> Jimmy: IT'S WELL DONE - >> AND, YOU KNOW, TOTALLY COOL >> Jimmy: -- AND IT'S
BEAUTIFUL, AND IT'S VERY, VERY COOL >> YEAH, NICE LITTLE MYSTERY IN
THERE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY RIGHT. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP
HERE'S SAMUEL L. JACKSON IN "THE LAST DAYS OF PTOLEMY GREY."
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> OH, WELL, STOP -- STOP --
STOP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING - >> NO, NO, NO, NO. >> -- AND GO CLOSE THAT DOOR
>> NO, NO, YOU LISTEN. THAT'S DON'T GET DELT WITH, I'M GONNA BE HAUNTED, YOU
UNDERSTAND HAUNTED. >> MM, MM, MM.
>> MM, SO WHERE YOU'RE CLEANING STUFF AT >> MY TREASURES.
UH-UH, UH-UH, UH-UH. >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? >> EVERY -- EVERY TIME REGGIE
SAYS HE GOING TO CLEAN UP HERE AND HERE, HE END UP THROWING AWAY ALL -- ALL MY BEST THINGS
MY BEST THINGS >> OH, YEAH, LIKE WHAT >> MM.
>> OH, COME ON DON'T DO THAT. COME ON.
I'LL SHOW YOU. >> STOP -- YOU'RE MOVING TOO FAST
>> OH, I'M SORRY HERE, SIT, SIT SORRY.
[ PANTING I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, I'LL SHOW YOU EVERYTHING BEFORE I TOSS
IT, AND YOU GET TO DECIDE. YOU LIKE THAT? >> UH, UH.
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SAMUEL L. JACKSON, EVERYBODY "THE LAST DAYS OF PTOLEMY GREY"
BEGINS STREAMING THIS FRIDAY ON APPLE TV PLUS -- THE FIRST TWO EPISODES
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH RUPERT GRINT STICK AROUND EVERYBODY
COME ON BACK >> RUPE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW OUR NEXT GUEST FROM HIS WORK IN THE
BLOCKBUSTER "HARRY POTTER" FILMS. HE NOW STARS -
[ CHEERS ] YEAH, EXACTLY. HE NOW STARS IN THE ACCLAIMED
SERIES, "SERVANT." SEASON THREE IS STREAMING ON APPLE TV
IT IS GOOD IT IS CREEPY WITH NEW EPISODES AVAILABLE
EVERY FRIDAY, PLEASE WELCOME RUPERT GRINT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: RUPERT, WELCOME. >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME
>> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE, BECAUSE I WANT TO GET INTO A BUNCH OF THINGS
BUT I KNOW THAT WHEN YOU JOINED INSTAGRAM, IT WAS A BIG DEAL YOU BROKE THE GUINNESS WORLD
RECORD FOR THE FASTEST PERSON TO REACH ONE MILLION FOLLOWERS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: NOW, HERE IS ACTUALLY THE FIRST POST RIGHT HERE.
IT SAYS, "HEY, INSTAGRAM ONLY TEN YEARS LATE, BUT HERE I AM
GRINT ON THE GRAM. HERE TO INTRODUCE YOU ALL TO WEDNESDAY G. GRINT
STAY SAFE, RUPERT. I MEAN, HOW BEAUTIFUL IS THAT? COME ON, YOU GOT -
>> YEAH. NO, IT WAS --- I MEAN, I RESISTED JOINING INSTAGRAM FOR
A LONG TIME. >> Jimmy: WHY? >> JUST BECAUSE I JUST --
ULTIMATELY, I THINK IT JUST DOESN'T GO WITH MY PERSONALITY >> Jimmy: NO
>> I'M QUITE A SHY PERSON IN SORT OF, KIND OF, SHARING MY LIFE
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> JUST DIDN'T SEEM LIKE IT WOULD REALLY -
>> Jimmy: YEAH ARE YOU GOOD ON INSTAGRAM? >> NO, I'M TERRIBLE.
[ LAUGHTER ] JUST -- IT'S REALLY HARD >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> I NEVER KNOW WHAT TO POST >> Jimmy: I LOOKED AT YOUR INSTAGRAM TO SEE WHAT OTHER
THINGS WE COULD SHOW YOU'VE ONLY POSTED, LIKE, THREE OTHER TIMES.
>> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SINCE THAT
SO YOU JUST KIND OF JUST STOPPED, AND YOU GO, "THAT'S NOT MY DEAL.
>> YEAH, IT'S MAINLY SERVING TRAILERS AND THE BACK OF MY DAUGHTERS HEAD
>> Jimmy: YEAH HOW IS YOUR BABY DAUGHTER? >> SHE'S GREAT
>> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. HOW OLD? >> SHE'S NEARLY TWO.
SHE'S, LIKE, 21 MONTHS >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. >> IT'S GREAT.
>> Jimmy: AND GREAT NAME, BY THE WAY. WEDNESDAY?
>> IT'S A GOOD NAME, ISN'T IT? >> Jimmy: YES, I LOVE WEDNESDAY.
WHY WEDNESDAY? >> WELL, I MEAN, I'M ALWAYS HESITANT TO SAY IT WAS "THE
ADDAMS FAMILY," BUT, IT WAS, YEAH, KIND OF "THE ADDAMS FAMILY."
[ LAUGHTER ] I JUST ALWAYS LOVED THE NAME >> Jimmy: IT'S A COOL -- IT'S
A GREAT NAME >> IT'S A GOOD NAME. IT'S KIND OF -
>> Jimmy: WEDNESDAY G. GRINT >> THE NAME IS KIND OF MEMORABLE.
>> Jimmy: AND THE G. WHAT IS THAT >> YEAH IT WAS -- SO ACTUALLY
SAMUEL L. JACKSON KIND OF INSPIRED THAT. >> Jimmy: FOR REAL
>> YEAH, WE LOVED THE IDEA OF, LIKE, AN INITIAL LIKE SAMUEL L. JACKSON,
MICHAEL J. FOX, THAT KIND OF -- SPEAKING THE INITIAL, SO SHE'S WEDNESDAY G. GRINT
>> Jimmy: YES, I LOVE THAT >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S FANTASTIC
AND FATHERHOOD SO FAR, YOU LOVING IT? >> LOVING IT, YEAH
IT'S BRILLIANT NOW SHE'S KIND OF TALKING AND DOING THINGS
BECAUSE -- FOR SO LONG, BABIES JUST DON'T DO ANYTHING [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NO, THEY ACTUALLY DON'T DO ANYTHING, YEAH. BUT NOW SHE'S ACTUALLY
SPEAKING >> SHE'S SPEAKING. SHE'S TALKING.
SHE'S GOT OPINIONS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SHE HAS OPINIONS
DID SHE SAY DADA OR MAMA FIRST >> SHE SAYS DADA, SHE SAYS MAMA -- IT WAS KIND AT THE SAME
TIME AND ALSO THE F WORD CAME PRETTY QUICK.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOUR BABY SAYS THE F WORD
>> SHE DOES. BUT SHE'S SPENDS A LOT OF TIME OUTSIDE MY DRESSING ROOM WHEN
I'M KIND OF DOING MY LINES FOR THIS, AND MY CHARACTER SAYS THE F WORD A LOT
AND NOW SHE JUST SAYS IT WHENEVER SHE'S EXCITED [ LAUGHTER ]
ACTUALLY, WE WERE IN THE TOY STORE TODAY, AND SHE WAS JUST WALKING AROUND JUST SAYING IT
EVERY -- >> Jimmy: AND DO PEOPLE LAUGH? OR WHAT DO PEOPLE DO
>> YEAH, IT'S KIND OF A MIXED REACTION WE FIND IT HILARIOUS, SO IT'S
KIND OF ENCOURAGING IT, BUT -- >> Jimmy: HOW BIG IS -- SHE'S TINY
>> SHE'S SMALL YEAH, SHE'S REALLY SMALL >> Jimmy: AND SAYS THAT.
>> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WEDNESDAY, WATCH IT.
WATCH, YOU'LL WATCH THIS CLIP ONE DAY AND -- YEAH. IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT YOU
CELEBRATED THE 20th ANNIVERSARY OF THE FIRST "HARRY POTTER?" >> 20 YEARS, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: 20 YEARS AGO AND - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU WERE A BABY.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU WERE A BABY, AND YOU HAD THE BIG REUNION WITH --
ESPECIALLY WITH YOUR CASTMATES DID YOU GET ALONG LIKE, "OH, YEAH?"
IT'S JUST LIKE, YEAH, NOTHING, LIKE -- JUST LIKE RIDING A A BIKE
YOU'RE LIKE, "YEAH, WE KNOW HOW TO DO THIS." >> YEAH, IT WAS --
WE JUST KIND OF CLICKED STRAIGHT INTO -- I MEAN, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME
IT'S BEEN TEN YEARS SINCE WE WRAPPED THE LAST MOVIE, AND -- YEAH, TIME HAS PAST.
I DO FEEL LIKE AN OLD MAN NOW. >> Jimmy: BUT YOU GREW UP. I MEAN, YOU GREW UP ON THE SETS
WITH THOSE - >> YEAH, THAT'S THE THING. IT'S KIND OF MORE THAN JUST
A FILM IT'S JUST LIKE -- IT WAS OUR CHILDHOOD.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, NOW YOU HAVE A A BABY, A BEAUTIFUL BABY, AND YOU'RE GOING TO SHOW HER THESE
MOVIES ONE DAY AND GO, "THAT'S DADDY. >> YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW.
I MEAN, I'VE ALREADY STARTED SHOWING HER THE TRAILERS AND -- SHE HAS A WAND AND A PEZ
DISPENSER WITH MY HEAD ON IT >> Jimmy: SHE HAS A PEZ DISPENSER WITH YOUR HEAD ON IT
>> WE DON'T FEED HER PEZ, BUT -- SHE HAS IT. >> Jimmy: SO EVERY TIME YOU
PULL DADDY'S HEAD BACK, CANDY COMES OUT HIS NECK >> OUT OF MY THROAT, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S FRIGHTENING, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
>> IT'S KIND OF DISTURBING >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T DO THAT -- >> SO YEAH, SHE'S GOING WITH
IT >> Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT "SERVANT," BECAUSE THIS IS IT.
IT'S ON THE THIRD SEASON, RENEWED FOR A FOURTH SEASON. CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT.
>> THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN IS
BRILLIANT -- BEYOND BRILLIANT. I LOVE THAT GUY. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU DO A GREAT AMERICAN ACCENT, BY THE WAY. >> YEAH, SO YEAH, SORT OF --
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, IT'S ALL RIGHT. YEAH, I CAN'T DO BRITISH
ACCENTS. I CAN'T DO THAT, YOU KNOW. >> THAT'S QUITE GOOD
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S ALL RIGHT >> YEAH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I'M FINE WITH THAT
>> Jimmy: SO SORRY, YEAH, OF COURSE THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY
SORRY. IS THERE A WORD THAT'S REALLY HARD TO SAY IN AN AMERICAN
ACCENT >> YEAH, I MEAN, THERE'S A FEW THAT KIND OF TRIP YOU UP
ONE THAT STANDS OUT FOR ME WAS "FLOORBOARDS." >> Jimmy: FLOORBOARDS.
>> FLOORBOARDS [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT'S LIKE A -- I JUST
CAN'T -- >> Jimmy: YOU'VE ALMOST GOT A SCOTTISH OR IRISH.
>> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: FLOORBOARDS. >> YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] I JUST ADD LIKE SEVEN Rs >> Jimmy: Rs, YEAH
>> BUT I THINK -- I DON'T KNOW IT'S LUCKY THAT IT'S NOT A WORD THAT COMES UP VERY OFTEN
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S TRUE. IT'S NOT IN MANY SCRIPTS YOU'RE LIKE, "CAN I CHANGE THE
WORD FLOORBOARD HERE IS THIS A PROBLEM FOR ANYBODY? >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: CAN YOU TELL EVERYONE ON "SERVANT" WHO YOU PLAY? >> SURE, YEAH, SO --
OH MAN, I'M SO BAD AT EXPLAINING THE SHOW. >> Jimmy: YOU CAN KIND OF --
I'LL HELP YOU OUT. >> OKAY, YEAH. SO YEAH, I PLAY JULIAN
I'M DOROTHY'S BROTHER. DOROTHY'S JUST LOST A BABY WE MEET HER SIX MONTHS LATER,
AND SHE'S GOING THROUGH THIS RADICAL THERAPY WHERE SHE USES A DOLL TO KIND OF REPLACE THE
LOSS OF HER SON. >> Jimmy: IN THE SHOW YOU ALSO GET A NANNY.
>> WE GET A NANNY TO LOOK AFTER THE DOLL - >> Jimmy: THE DOLL -
>> YEAH, AND IT KIND OF SPIRALS OUT OF CONTROL, AND -- >> Jimmy: IT'S M. NIGHT, SO
IT'S LIKE -- YOU WANT THOSE TYPES THINGS TO HAPPEN SO IT'S ALL TRIPPY AND -
>> YEAH, YEAH, IT'S VERY TRIPPY IT KIND OF TREADS THE LINE --
YOU NEVER REALLY KNOW IF THERE'S KIND OF A SUPERNATURAL ELEMENT GOING ON AND -
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH, IT'S A REALLY FUN SHOW
>> Jimmy: IT'S WELL DONE I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S RUPERT GRINT IN THE NEW
SEASON OF "SERVANT." TAKE A LOOK.
>> LOOK, YOU ASKED FOR MY HELP >> I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU LURKING
AROUND RAIDING OUR FRIDGE. >> FIVE YEARS OF EXPERIENCE OF AVOIDING DOROTHY'S WRATH
>> YOU THINK SHE'LL LIKE IT? >> SHE ALWAYS DID. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT
OPPRESSED VAGINAS. I JUST SEE A BLACK HOLE. OR ARE YOU ASKING ME IF IT'LL
MAKE DOROTHY LIKE YOU AGAIN? >> I'M DOING EVERYTHING I [ BLEEP ] CAN THINK OF
I'M GOING TO FIX SOME [ BLEEP ] IN THE ENTRY, CAN YOU GRAB THE TOOL BAG
>> YOU GO AHEAD, I'LL CATCH UP [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH, RUPERT GRINT,
EVERYBODY. NEW EPISODES OF "SERVANT" ARE AVAILABLE NOW ON APPLE TV PLUS
WET LEG PERFORMS AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: PERFORMING "WET DREAM" FROM THEIR UPCOMING SELF-TITLED ALBUM, PLEASE
WELCOME WET LEG.
*
* BEAT ME U BEAT ME UP * * COUNT ME IN
COUNT ME IN * * THREE, TWO, ONE LET'S BEGIN *
* HERE WE G HERE WE GO * * HERE WE G
HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO * * I WAS IN YOUR WET DREAM DRIVING IN MY CAR *
* SAW YOU AT TH SIDE OF THE ROAD * * THERE'S NO ON
ELSE AROUND * * YOU'RE TOUCHING YOURSEL TOUCHING YOURSELF *
* TOUCHING YOUR TOUCHING YOURSEL TOUCHING YOURSELF *
* YOU SAI BABY, DO YOU WANT TO COME HOME WITH ME *
* I'VE GO BUFFALO '66 ON DVD * * YOU SAI
BABY, DO YOU WANT TO COME HOME WITH ME * * I'VE GO
BUFFALO '66 ON DVD * * BEAT ME U BEAT ME UP *
* COUNT ME IN COUNT ME IN * * THREE, TWO, ONE
THREE, TWO, ON LET'S BEGIN * * HERE WE G
HERE WE GO * * HERE WE G HERE WE GO *
* HERE WE G HERE WE GO HERE WE GO *
* I WAS IN YOUR WET DREAM DRIVING IN MY CAR * * WHAT MAKES YOU THIN
YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH * * TO THINK ABOUT ME WHE YOU'RE TOUCHING YOURSELF
* TOUCHING YOURSELF * TOUCHING YOUR * * TOUCHING YOURSELF
TOUCHING YOURSELF * * YOU CLIMB ONTO THE BONNET NOW YOU'RE LICKING
THE WINDSCREEN * * I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO OBSCENE *
* IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE A GIRL BLUSH * * IT'S ENOUGH
IT'S ENOUG TO MAKE A GIRL BLUSH * * IT'S ENOUGH
IT'S ENOUGH * * IT'S ENOUGH IT'S ENOUGH *
* IT'S ENOUGH
IT'S ENOUGH *
* IT'S ENOUGH
IT'S ENOUGH * IT'S ENOUGH * IT'S ENOUGH *
* BEAT ME U BEAT ME UP * * COUNT ME IN
COUNT ME IN * * THREE, TWO, ONE THREE, TWO, ON
LET'S BEGIN * * HERE WE G HERE WE GO *
* HERE WE G
HERE WE GO HERE WE GO * * BEAT ME U
BEAT ME UP * * COUNT ME IN COUNT ME IN *
* THREE, TWO, ONE THREE, TWO, ON LET'S BEGIN *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YO THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK
YOU! COME ON, THANK YOU WET LEG RIGHT THERE.
THANK YOU. THEIR NEW ALBUM IS OUT APRIL 8th.
MY THANKS TO SAMUEL L. JACKSON, RUPERT GRINT WET LEG, ONCE AGAIN, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN. AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE