1 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:15,148 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:15,148 --> 00:00:19,019 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:22,389 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - SAMUEL L. JACKSON. 4 00:00:22,389 --> 00:00:27,827 RUPERT GRINT MUSICAL GUEST WET LEG. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:27,827 --> 00:00:34,834 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1611 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:34,834 --> 00:00:37,470 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:41,074 --> 00:00:49,149 * 8 00:00:49,149 --> 00:01:03,063 * >> Jimmy: OH, COME ON NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:07,167 YES. THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU, THANK YOU 10 00:01:07,167 --> 00:01:09,369 WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE 11 00:01:09,369 --> 00:01:16,810 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING WELL, GUYS, AS THE WAR IN 12 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:18,411 UKRAINE CONTINUES, A LOT MORE AMERICAN COMPANIES ARE DISTANCING THEMSELVES FROM 13 00:01:18,411 --> 00:01:24,551 RUSSIA AND I MEAN A LOT MORE. I MEAN, ONE OF THE MAJOR 14 00:01:24,551 --> 00:01:27,854 COMPANIES IS STARBUCKS THEY JUST CLOSED ALL 130 OF THEIR STORES OVER THERE. 15 00:01:27,854 --> 00:01:29,823 YEAH AND THAT WAS JUST ON ONE STREET 16 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:33,159 >> Steve: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THERE'S ALWAYS 17 00:01:33,159 --> 00:01:37,364 DUNKIN' DONUTS, BUT PUTIN WAS LIKE, "NYET. THAT'S WHAT AMERICA RUNS ON. 18 00:01:37,364 --> 00:01:42,135 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THE COMPANY THAT OWNS PIZZA HUT, KFC, AND TACO BELL 19 00:01:42,135 --> 00:01:45,105 SUSPENDED ITS OPERATIONS IN RUSSIA I HAD NO IDEA TACO BELL WAS 20 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:51,344 POPULAR IN RUSSIA. [ LAUGHTER ] I GUESS THAT EXPLAINS WHY 21 00:01:51,344 --> 00:01:55,682 EVERYONE SITS 50 FEET APART FROM EACH OTHER. [ LAUGHTER ] 22 00:01:55,682 --> 00:02:00,820 HOW GOOD CAN TACO BELL BE OVER THERE? IT'S AN AMERICAN COMPANY MAKING 23 00:02:00,820 --> 00:02:03,390 MEXICAN FOOD IN RUSSIA YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] 24 00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:09,195 IT'S LIKE A PHOTO COPY OF A PHOTO COPY OF A PHOTO COPY AND THEN, FACING GROWING PUBLIC 25 00:02:09,195 --> 00:02:13,099 PRESSURE, PAPA JOHN'S ANNOUNCED THAT IT IS HALTING ALL RUSSIAN BUSINESS OPERATIONS. 26 00:02:13,099 --> 00:02:16,136 RUSSIANS WERE LIKE, "FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS." [ LAUGHTER ] 27 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:20,707 BUT IT'S NOT JUST RESTAURANTS. PHILIP MORRIS, THE MAKER OF MARLBORO CIGARETTES, JUST 28 00:02:20,707 --> 00:02:23,977 ANNOUNCED PLANS TO SCALE DOWN OPERATIONS THAT'S TOUGH BECAUSE IN RUSSIA, 29 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:30,150 CIGARETTES MAKE UP 90% OF THE FOOD PYRAMID [ LAUGHTER ] 30 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:35,155 >> Steve: POTATO ON TOP. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW YOU MESSED UP WHEN EVEN TOBACCO COMPANIES 31 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:38,124 ARE LIKE, "WE CAN'T BE ASSOCIATED WITH YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] 32 00:02:38,124 --> 00:02:39,759 WELL GUYS, TODAY PRESIDENT BIDEN SIGNED AN EXECUTIVE ORDER TO ESTABLISH 33 00:02:39,759 --> 00:02:49,569 THE FIRST EVER STRATEGY FROM THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TO REGULATE CRYPTOCURRENCIES. 34 00:02:49,569 --> 00:02:51,438 I'M JUST WORRIED NOW THAT THE GOVERNMENT IS INVOLVED, IT'LL FEEL LIKE YOUR PARENTS JOINING 35 00:02:51,438 --> 00:02:54,574 FACEBOOK ALL OF A SUDDEN, IT'S NOT COOL ANYMORE, YEAH. 36 00:02:54,574 --> 00:03:02,415 BIDEN WANTS TO REGULATE CRYPTO HE'S EVEN LOOKING INTO CREATING A DIGITAL DOLLAR 37 00:03:02,415 --> 00:03:04,084 IT'LL LOOK EXACTLY LIKE THE REGULAR DOLLAR BILL, EXCEPT GEORGE WASHINGTON WILL BE 38 00:03:04,084 --> 00:03:10,256 REPLACED WITH AN APE WITH SUNGLASSES [ LAUGHTER ] 39 00:03:10,256 --> 00:03:16,129 MEANWHILE, PRESIDENT BIDEN MET WITH BUSINESS LEADERS TODAY TO DISCUSS A MICROCHIP SHORTAGE 40 00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:17,831 IT'S KIND OF A COMPLICATED SUBJECT, BUT BIDEN BASICALLY WANTS TO INVEST BILLIONS OF 41 00:03:17,831 --> 00:03:20,100 DOLLARS IN SILICON CHIP PRODUCTION TO MAKE SURE AMERICA IS LEADING IN THE TECH SECTOR. 42 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:23,136 IT MAKES SENSE WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT I MEAN - 43 00:03:23,136 --> 00:03:27,640 [ JIMMY VOICEOVER >> Jimmy: OH, GOD, I SHOULD NOT BE TALKING ABOUT CHIP 44 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:31,811 PRODUCTION RIGHT NOW WHAT THE HECK DO I KNOW ABOUT CHIPS? 45 00:03:31,811 --> 00:03:34,180 UH, THEY'RE IN PHONES, COMPUTERS. MAYBE TARIQ CAN HOP ON THIS. 46 00:03:34,180 --> 00:03:39,219 I'VE GOT TO BAIL >> Jimmy: BUT THAT'S JUST MY TAKE 47 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:44,290 I MEAN, TARIQ, WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> Tariq: WELL, WHEN YOU TAKE 48 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:48,428 A LOOK AT THE ISSUE OF, SAY, TECHNOLOGICAL SOVEREIGNTY, THAT WE'RE CLEARLY -- I MEAN, WE'RE 49 00:03:48,428 --> 00:03:51,664 HEADING TO A DIP IN THE CHIPS -- [ TARIQ VOICEOVER 50 00:03:51,664 --> 00:03:54,868 >> Tariq: A DIP IN THE CHIPS WHAT THE HELL AM I TALKING ABOUT? 51 00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:56,770 JIMMY TOLD ME WE'RE JUST GOING TO PLAY CHARADES TODAY I'M NOT QUALIFIED TO TALK ABOUT 52 00:03:56,770 --> 00:04:01,641 THIS OH, I KNOW I'LL PASS IT TO HIGGINS. 53 00:04:01,641 --> 00:04:04,144 HE READS UP ON THIS STUFF. >> Tariq: -- IT'S ACTUALLY ALL THEORETICAL. 54 00:04:04,144 --> 00:04:08,314 YO, HIGGINS, DID YOU HAVE ANY THOUGHTS ON MICROCHIPS >> Steve: WELL, YOU KNOW, ON 55 00:04:08,314 --> 00:04:09,849 THE ONE HAND YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE TO ACCOUNT FOR THE DIFFERENCES -- 56 00:04:09,849 --> 00:04:14,287 [ STEVE VOICEOVER >> Steve: OH, CRAP, I THOUGHT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT POTATO 57 00:04:14,287 --> 00:04:20,794 CHIPS THIS WHOLE TIME. I DON'T DO RUFFLES BECAUSE THEY HURT THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH, BUT 58 00:04:20,794 --> 00:04:26,933 THEY ARE THE BEST FOR DIPPING. OH, I CAN'T MAKE UP MY MIND! [ JIMMY VOICEOVER 59 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:28,702 >> Jimmy: WHAT I DO IS I DIP ONE END OF THE CHIP IN ONE DIP AND ONE END IN ANOTHER DIP 60 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:31,137 DOUBLE DIP SAME CHIP. [ TARIQ VOICEOVER 61 00:04:31,137 --> 00:04:33,506 >> Tariq: ME I DON'T KNOW IF I EVEN WANT DIP. 62 00:04:33,506 --> 00:04:39,379 STRAIGHT CHIP, NO DIP, BABY. >> Steve: AND THAT'S WHY I LIKE TO SAY, STRAIGHT DIP, NO CHIP. 63 00:04:39,379 --> 00:04:46,386 MMM. >> Jimmy: EWW -- THANK YOU [ APPLAUSE ] 64 00:04:46,386 --> 00:04:50,557 [ LAUGHTER ] STOP THANK YOU. 65 00:04:50,557 --> 00:04:53,960 THANK YOU, HIGGINS WE GOT TO THE BOTTOM OF THAT >> Steve: SO WARM. 66 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,628 >> Jimmy: I APPRECIATE IT, THANK YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] 67 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:57,430 GUYS, GET THIS I READ THAT TINDER IS NOW OFFERING CRIMINAL BACKGROUND 68 00:04:57,430 --> 00:05:04,137 CHECKS ON POTENTIAL DATES. [ LAUGHTER ] USERS HEARD AND WERE LIKE, 69 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:08,508 WAIT, YOU WEREN'T ALREADY DOING THAT WHAT'S GOING ON? 70 00:05:08,508 --> 00:05:10,744 SO NOW YOU GET A MESSAGE THAT SAYS YOU MATCHED WITH JOHN WHO'S WANTED IN 46 STATES. 71 00:05:10,744 --> 00:05:14,247 YOU GO, "COOL, PEOPLE LIKE HIM. AND FINALLY, DID YOU GUYS SEE 72 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:17,183 THIS FLORIDA WAS HIT WITH SOME MAJOR RAIN THIS WEEK, AND IT MADE 73 00:05:17,183 --> 00:05:18,685 DISNEY WORLD FLOOD TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 74 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:31,598 >> Jimmy: YEAH RIGHT AWAY, DISNEY SPRANG INTO ACTION BY CHARGING GUESTS 75 00:05:31,598 --> 00:05:35,335 50 BUCKS FOR A PONCHO. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE A DRY CLEANING BAG 76 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:39,572 WITH MICKEY'S HEAD ON IT DISNEY TRIED TO PLAY IT OFF LIKE, "THIS IS JUST OUR NEWEST 77 00:05:39,572 --> 00:05:42,876 ATTRACTION -- FORMERLY 'FROZEN.'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 78 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:45,578 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 79 00:05:45,578 --> 00:06:03,163 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 80 00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:08,902 >> Jimmy: WE GOT A HOT SHOW TONIGHT. WE HAVE A HOT, HOT SHOW. 81 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:12,839 HE IS THE STAR AND EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF THE APPLE TV PLUS SERIES "THE LAST DAYS OF 82 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:16,509 PTOLEMY GREY," WHICH BEGINS STREAMING THIS FRIDAY. SAMUEL L. JACKSON IS HERE IN 83 00:06:16,509 --> 00:06:22,082 THE HOUSE! COME ON. >> Steve: COME ON. 84 00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:26,720 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: PLUS YOU CAN SEE HIM ON THE SERIES, "SERVANT," WITH 85 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:31,291 NEW EPISODES AVAILABLE EVERY FRIDAY ON APPLE TV PLUS. RUPERT GRINT IS HERE 86 00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:37,097 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC TONIGHT. 87 00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:43,103 I'M TALKING ABOUT GREAT MUSIC. WET LEG IS HERE TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 88 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:47,807 THEY'RE COOL THEY'RE AWESOME. I LOVE WET LEG 89 00:06:47,807 --> 00:06:50,076 GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS. HERE WE GO 90 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:50,076 SHOW HASHTAGS. HERE WE GO 91 00:06:50,810 --> 00:07:01,121 * HASHTAG HASHTAGS * 92 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:03,189 >> Jimmy: NOW, WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG AND ASK YOU GUYS TO 93 00:07:03,189 --> 00:07:09,195 RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC. SO, SINCE A LOT OF SCHOOLS ARE ON SPRING BREAK, I SENT OUT THE 94 00:07:09,195 --> 00:07:13,566 HASHTAG "SPRING BREAK IN SIX WORDS. AND I ASKED YOU TO DESCRIBE 95 00:07:13,566 --> 00:07:15,101 YOUR SPRING BREAK USING ONLY SIX WORDS. WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS 96 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:17,070 A TRENDING TOPIC SO, THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG. 97 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:20,340 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, I THOUGHT I'D SHARE MY SOME OF MY FAVORITE RESPONSES 98 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:25,178 FROM YOU GUYS. THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM @HEARTYOU4EVR. 99 00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:32,185 SHE SAYS, "SHOTS DON'T REMEMBER MUCH AFTER THAT." 100 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:35,121 [ APPLAUSE ] THIS ONE IS FROM @ROADNINJAKELLY. 101 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:45,065 SHE SAYS, "PARENTS SAW ME ON THE NEWS." THERE YOU GO 102 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:47,300 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE HEY, AT LEAST THEY KNOW WHERE YOU ARE. 103 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:50,637 THIS ONE'S FROM @JOYBUR10. SHE SAYS, "KISS ME, I STILL HAVE ANTIBODIES. 104 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:59,179 [ APPLAUSE ] THIS ONE'S FROM @K8MBROWN, SHE SAYS, "GOING TOPLESS THIS YEAR 105 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:02,015 NO MASK! [ APPLAUSE ] THIS ONE'S WEIRD 106 00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:08,521 BUT I LIKE IT THOUGH IT'S FROM @KANSASBRADBURY. HE SAYS, "NOBODY PUTS BABY IN 107 00:08:08,521 --> 00:08:15,261 A CABANA." [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 108 00:08:15,261 --> 00:08:17,230 I SAW THAT, I DON'T KNOW WHY I LIKE THAT. NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CABANA 109 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:19,299 >> Steve: A LITTLE "DIRTY DANCING. >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM 110 00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:23,837 @ACNIRB. >> Steve: NIRB >> Jimmy: HE SAYS, "WHAT SHALL 111 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:29,109 WE NAME THE KID. >> Steve: WOW. GOT DEEP FAST. 112 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:35,615 >> Jimmy: WHAT SHALL WE? >> Steve: NAME OUR CHILD ALL RIGHT, THIS IS SPRING BREAK 113 00:08:35,615 --> 00:08:42,122 IN SIX WORDS THIS IS FROM @BILLYCLUBBIN >> Steve: WELL, HE'S GOT TO 114 00:08:42,122 --> 00:08:44,224 HAVE A GOOD ONE, RIGHT HE'S CLUBBING 24/7 >> Jimmy: YOU THINK 115 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:46,393 BILLYCLUBBIN -- HE'S CLUBBING -- 24/6 >> Steve: HE'S CLUBBING ALL THE 116 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:49,796 TIME, YEAH 24/6, TAKES ONE DAY OFF. [ LAUGHTER ] 117 00:08:49,796 --> 00:08:52,065 >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO. I MEAN, IF YOU WORK THAT HARD -- YOU CLUB THAT HARD 118 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:53,767 >> Steve: YEAH YOU GOT TO CLUB -- >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T CLUB THAT 119 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:55,435 HARD YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE ONE DAY OFF >> Steve: TAKE IT OFF. 120 00:08:55,435 --> 00:08:59,205 YOU'VE GOT TO RECLUB YOURSELF. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN >> Jimmy: YEAH 121 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:02,108 WHAT TIME DOES HE START CLUBBING, YOU THINK? >> Steve: I WOULD SAY 122 00:09:02,108 --> 00:09:06,312 PROBABLY -- NOON [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE CLUBS FROM NOON - 123 00:09:06,312 --> 00:09:09,416 >> Steve: TO NOON. >> Jimmy: 'TIL NOON. >> Steve: EVERY DAY, FOR SIX 124 00:09:09,416 --> 00:09:15,055 DAYS >> Jimmy: 24 HOURS OF CLUBBING >> Steve: YEP, AND THE ONE DAY 125 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:17,257 OFF, HE HAS 'TIL NOON. AND THEN HE STARTS CLUBBING AGAIN. 126 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:21,494 >> Jimmy: TOUGH LIFE BUT HE SAYS, "DENIAL, ANGER, BARGAINING, DEPRESSION, 127 00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:27,033 ACCEPTANCE, FUN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S LIKE THE SIX STAGES OF 128 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:33,473 SPRING BREAK I LOVE IT. THIS IS FROM @OPTIMIST EEYORE. 129 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:42,582 SHE SAYS, "WINE CHEAPER THAN FUEL, LET'S PARTY! THERE YOU GO 130 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,651 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS LAST ONE'S GOOD IT'S FROM @DIANEBILLAS 131 00:09:44,651 --> 00:09:49,422 SHE SAYS, "WE DON'T TALK ABOUT SPRING BREAK." THERE YOU GO, EVERYBODY. 132 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:52,092 THOSE ARE OUR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR 133 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,060 FAVORITES, GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 134 00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:56,529 "FREESTYLING WITH THE ROOTS. OH YEAH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 135 00:09:56,529 --> 00:10:25,158 * * * 136 00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:31,598 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK HEY, GUYS. I ALWAYS SAY OUR SHOW IS LUCKY 137 00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:35,835 TO HAVE THE GREATEST BAND IN LATE NIGHT THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM 138 00:10:35,835 --> 00:10:37,771 PHILADELPHIA, THAT'S RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT IT ISN'T ALWAYS FUN AND 139 00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:43,109 GAMES. FROM TIME TO TIME WE PUT THE ROOTS TO THE TEST. 140 00:10:43,109 --> 00:10:45,111 WE'RE GONNA PICK THREE PEOPLE FROM OUR AUDIENCE AND HAVE THE ROOTS MAKE UP SONGS ABOUT THEM 141 00:10:45,111 --> 00:10:48,014 ON THE SPOT. IT'S TIME FOR "FREESTYLIN' WITH THE ROOTS," HERE WE GO 142 00:10:48,014 --> 00:10:54,554 * TIME TO FREE STYL WITH THE ROOTS * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 143 00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:58,792 ROOTS, YOU READY TO DO THIS? YEAH LET'S PICK SOMEONE 144 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,593 RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU WANT THE ROOTS TO MAKE UP A SONG ABOUT YOU. 145 00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:04,364 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LET ME SEE I'M GOING TO GO ALL -- ALL THE 146 00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:10,103 WAY -- ALL THE WAY IN THE BACK VIRGINIA SWEATSHIRT RIGHT THERE, YEAH, THE HOODIE. 147 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:12,906 YEAH, ABSOLUTELY, YEAH WHAT IS YOUR NAME, AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM 148 00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:14,574 >> MY NAME IS LEE, AND I'M ORIGINALLY FROM NORFOLK, VIRGINIA, BUT I'M A GRAD 149 00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:17,377 STUDENT UP HERE. >> Jimmy: OKAY PERFECT. 150 00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:23,249 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO I'M GOING TO SAY LEE FROM VIRGINIA 151 00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:27,320 LEE -- LEE, ST. PATRICK'S DAY IS AROUND THE CORNER WHAT IS THE CRAZIEST THING 152 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:33,660 YOU'VE DONE WHILE OUT PARTYING >> HM, CRAZIEST THING -- I DON'T KNOW, I MEAN, IT'S 153 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:35,161 JUST -- I'VE ALWAYS ENJOYED HAVING A LOT OF FUN WITH MY FRIENDS. 154 00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:38,932 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> GOING OUT IN THE CITY >> Jimmy: NO 155 00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:41,167 >> NO, NOT GOOD ENOUGH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO 156 00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:42,469 NO, UNFORTUNATELY THAT'S INCORRECT. [ LAUGHTER ] 157 00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:48,742 UH, WHAT'S THE CRAZIEST THING YOU SAW HAPPEN >> I SAW A GUY ONCE SMOKING 158 00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:51,778 A BLUNT IN BETWEEN THE MIDDLE OF THE SUBWAY CARS >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 159 00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:55,281 [ LAUGHTER ] IN BETWEEN SUBWAYS >> IN BETWEEN THE SUBWAY CARS, 160 00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:57,951 WHILE IT WAS MOVING. >> Jimmy: WOW. >> I THINK IT WAS ON THE 1, 161 00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:59,753 YEAH >> Jimmy: IT WAS THE 1 TRAIN, THANK YOU. 162 00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:02,122 >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, PERFECT 163 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:07,727 I'M GONNA GO THERE OKAY -- ALL RIGHT, AFTER A LONG NIGHT OUT, WHAT IS YOUR GO-TO 164 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,263 HANGOVER FOOD? >> PROBABLY SCRAMBLED EGGS WITH CHEESE 165 00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:15,735 >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU WANT THEM SCRAMBLED EGGS I LOVE THAT. 166 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:21,441 ROOTS, WE HAVE OUR PAL LEE HERE, OKAY, WHO'S FROM VIRGINIA 167 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:23,810 THE CRAZIEST THING SHE'S SEEN WHILE SHE'S OUT PARTYING, SHE SAW A GUY SMOKING A BLUNT -- 168 00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:32,285 [ LAUGHTER ] IN BETWEEN THE TRAINS. HAPPENED TO BE THE 1 TRAIN, BY 169 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:35,855 THE WAY, JUST SO YOU KNOW. AND AFTER A LONG NIGHT OUT OF PARTYING, AFTER SEEING VISIONS 170 00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:39,526 LIKE THAT, SHE LIKES TO GO AND JUST GET SOME CHEESY SCRAMBLED EGGS, MAN. 171 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:45,532 SMOTHERED AND COVERED, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? SO, FOR THIS ONE, I WAS 172 00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:48,335 THINKING SINCE IT'S ALMOST ST. PATRICK'S DAY, AND I LOVE ST. PATRICK'S DAY, CAN WE 173 00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:50,704 MAYBE, A SONG INSPIRED BY, LIKE, AN IRISH PUB SONG? THAT WE CAN ALL GET TOGETHER 174 00:12:50,704 --> 00:12:52,505 LIKE A - >> Questlove: KIND OF LIKE AND ACCORDION SOUND? 175 00:12:52,505 --> 00:13:00,080 * * HEY HEY HEY HEY * * HEY HEY HEY HEY * 176 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:05,952 * HEY HEY HEY HEY * * HEY HEY HEY HEY * * OKAY * 177 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:09,055 * HER NAME WAS LE SHE'S FROM V.A.* * SHE NEVER LIKES TO SA 178 00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:12,926 THE CRAZIEST THING SHE'S DONE WHILE PARTYIN ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY * 179 00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:15,428 * SHE SAW A GUY WAS SMOKING A BLUNT * * I GUESS HE WA 180 00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:18,965 IN THE MOOD * * THE TRAIN WAS ON THE MOVE * 181 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,468 * AND THEN SHE ATE EGGS HER FAVORITE FOOD * * HEY HEY HEY 182 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:25,705 HEY HEY * * HEY HEY HEY HEY * * HEY HEY HEY HEY * 183 00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:35,081 * HEY HEY HEY HEY * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, LEE 184 00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:39,652 THANK YOU, LEE I APPRECIATE THIS. LET'S PICK ONE MORE, WHO - 185 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,588 RIGHT -- ALL THE WAY IN THE BACK, KIND OF IN THE MIDDLE -- NO, YEAH, GRAY SWEATER, YES, 186 00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:42,856 YOU. HELLO. >> HI. 187 00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:44,858 >> Jimmy: WHAT IS YOUR NAME? >> MY NAME IS MORI >> Jimmy: MORI 188 00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:49,429 >> YEAH, M-O-R-I >> Jimmy: MORI, COOL NAME. FOR THIS ONE I'M GOING TO ASK 189 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:50,997 A BUNCH OF RAPID-FIRE QUESTIONS, OKAY? >> OH, WOW, OKAY 190 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:55,602 >> Jimmy: ANSWER AS QUICKLY AS YOU CAN. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CANDY? 191 00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:58,705 >> UM, THE SOUR CANDY. >> Jimmy: OKAY, SOUR - SO, WE'LL SAY, SOUR PATCH KIDS 192 00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:01,908 >> OKAY, YEAH. THAT ONE [ LAUGHTER ] 193 00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:08,214 >> Jimmy: THIS IS YOUR ANSWER. WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE ACTOR? >> ANDY SAMBERG. 194 00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:11,418 >> Jimmy: AH, I LOVE ANDY SAMBERG WHERE DID YOU GROW UP? 195 00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:14,788 >> IN ISRAEL >> Jimmy: ISRAEL VERY GOOD. 196 00:14:14,788 --> 00:14:19,092 WHAT TV SHOW ARE YOU WATCHING RIGHT NOW? >> "FRIENDS. 197 00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:23,730 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: FANTASTIC. WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU'RE AFRAID 198 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,699 OF >> COCKROACHES >> Jimmy: YEAH, ME TOO 199 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:29,869 THEY'RE CREEPY, YEAH COCKROACHES. AND WHAT'S ONE THING THAT 200 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,972 YOU'RE THANKFUL FOR, RIGHT NOW >> I'M THANKFUL FOR MY FAMILY. >> Jimmy: YES! 201 00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:40,980 EXACTLY RIGHT. I LOVE THIS. [ APPLAUSE ] 202 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:42,849 TARIQ, WE HAVE MORI, WHO HER FAVORITE CANDY IS SOUR CANDIES, OR SOUR PATCH KIDS, OR SOME 203 00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:50,724 TYPE OF SOUR CANDY FAVORITE ACTOR, ANDY SAMBERG GREW UP IN ISRAEL, LOVES 204 00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:53,693 "FRIENDS," SHE'S AFRAID OF COCKROACHES, AND SHE'S THANKFUL FOR HER FAMILY 205 00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,595 LEAVE ALL THOSE WORDS IN THE RAP RIGHT NOW, SO THAT'S PERFECT. 206 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,330 SO, MAKE SURE THEY'RE ALL IN THERE. >> Tariq: OKAY 207 00:14:57,330 --> 00:15:00,900 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SO WE'RE GOING TO TRY TO GET ALL OF THOSE INTO THE 208 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:04,270 SONG SOMEHOW I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU'RE GOING TO DO THIS 209 00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:09,876 BUT, ANYWAYS, MORI, THANK YOU FOR THIS FOR THIS ONE, ROOTS, GUYS, 210 00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:11,711 EARTH DAY IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER IT'S IN APRIL. 211 00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:16,216 SO GET READY, YEAH IT'S SOON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 212 00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:18,852 SOON ENOUGH. CLOSE ENOUGH CAN WE DO SOMETHING LIKE, "WHAT 213 00:15:18,852 --> 00:15:21,755 A WONDERFUL WORLD" [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, COME ON. 214 00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:27,227 WE ALL NEED THAT RIGHT NOW YEAH * 215 00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:36,202 * MORI LIKE SOUR PATCH KIDS * * ANDY SAMBERG * 216 00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:39,539 * ISRAEL * * "FRIENDS" ON TV * * COCKROACHES 217 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:48,815 MAKE HER PERTURBED * * AND SHE'S SO THANKFUL FOR HER FAMILY 218 00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:53,553 AND FRIENDS * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 219 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:55,689 THANK YOU, MORI. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE 220 00:15:55,689 --> 00:16:00,527 THANK YOU, MORI. ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO ONE MORE LET'S DO ONE -- SHALL WE DO ONE 221 00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:03,897 OVER HERE? HOW ABOUT RIGHT THERE, THIS FIRST GUY RIGHT HERE 222 00:16:03,897 --> 00:16:05,865 HI, BUDDY. WHAT IS YOUR NAME? >> HOW YOU DOING 223 00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:10,036 I'M NICK >> Jimmy: HEY, NICK. NICK, "WE DON'T TALK ABOUT 224 00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:12,038 BRUNO" IS STILL -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] -- IS STILL THE TOP OF THE 225 00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:16,509 CHARTS WHICH FAMILY MEMBER DO YOU THINK YOUR FAMILY TALKS TOO 226 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:19,879 MUCH ABOUT, AND WHY? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> MY DISTANT COUSINS? 227 00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:22,782 >> Jimmy: YEAH YEAH WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES 228 00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:32,058 [ LAUGHTER ] >> NELLY NELLY, JAY, UH - 229 00:16:32,058 --> 00:16:35,362 THAT'S ABOUT IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH NELLY AND JAY? 230 00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:38,431 >> YES >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND THEY TALK TOO MUCH ABOUT THEM, 'CAUSE 231 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:41,368 WHY? >> WELL NELLY IS ABOUT TO GET MARRIED, AND WE HAVEN'T SEEN 232 00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:46,973 HER IN A WHILE, BUT SHE INVITED US TO HER WEDDING. [ LAUGHTER ] 233 00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:48,808 >> Jimmy: SO, NELLY, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HER IN A WHILE, AND -- AND - 234 00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:52,946 YEAH AND SHE'S GETTING MARRIED. GOOD LUCK TO YOU, NELLY, 235 00:16:52,946 --> 00:16:55,248 CONGRATULATIONS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND JAY, JUST -- IT'S JUST TOO 236 00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:56,783 MUCH TALK, THE FAMILY TALKING ABOUT THAT YOU KNOW, WE'VE GOT TO FOCUS ON 237 00:16:56,783 --> 00:17:00,553 NICK HERE. NICK, CAN YOU GIVE US ONE SECRET ABOUT YOU THAT NONE OF 238 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:07,827 US WOULD GUESS >> I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS >> Jimmy: WOW. 239 00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:10,597 LOOK HOW FAR AWAY -- YOU'RE UP PRETTY TALL, I MEAN -- [ LAUGHTER ] 240 00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:12,032 >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE SIX -- YEAH, YOU'RE A TALL GUY, BUT 241 00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:16,469 YOU'RE ALSO ON THE SIXTH STEP UP THERE AFRAID OF HEIGHTS. 242 00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:20,840 THANK YOU FOR BEING -- FOR TELLING US THAT. ROOTS, WE HAVE OUR PAL NICK 243 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,909 HERE, OKAY AND THEIR FAMILY LIKES TO TALK ABOUT NELLY AND JAY AND ALL THE 244 00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:26,880 COUSINS ALL THE TIME WELL, 'CAUSE NELLY IS GETTING MARRIED AND ALL THIS STUFF 245 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:31,584 BUT THE SECRET THAT WE WOULDN'T GUESS ABOUT NICK IS, HE'S AFRAID OF HEIGHTS. 246 00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:37,924 FOR THIS LAST ONE, CAN WE DO SOMETHING WITH AN "ENCANTO" TYPE OF VIBE 247 00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:51,738 * * I LIKE THOSE MOVES * * NICK DON'T TALK 'BOUT 248 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:58,078 DISTANT COUSINS * * THEIR NAMES ARE NELLY AND JAY * 249 00:17:58,078 --> 00:18:04,217 * WE HAVEN'T SEEN NELLY IN SUCH A LONG TIME * * WE WILL 250 00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:12,892 ON HER WEDDING DAY * * NICK DOESN'T TALK ABOUT DISTANT COUSINS * 251 00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:20,834 * IT'S SOMETHIN HE NEVER LIKES * * AND THEN A SECRET 252 00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:23,937 THAT HE FIGURE NONE OF US WOULD EVER GUESS IS * 253 00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:27,273 * THAT NICK'S AFRAID OF HEIGHTS * * BUT WE DON'T TALK ABOUT * 254 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,542 >> Jimmy: OH THAT WAS -- OUR AUDIENCE THANKS TO THE ROOTS! 255 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:32,746 * WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SAMUEL L. JACKSON! 256 00:18:32,746 --> 00:18:35,548 COME ON BACK COME ON! HEY! 257 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:47,560 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: THERE'S A LIST OF 258 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,396 SOMEONE WHO SAID THE MOST SWEAR WORDS IN MOVIE HISTORY AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, YEAH. 259 00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:51,765 >> WHO IS IT WHO WON? >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT YOU 260 00:18:51,765 --> 00:18:52,866 WHO WON? >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT YOU IT'S JONAH HILL. 261 00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:13,086 AGO. WOW. AND NOW HE'S THE HIGHEST 262 00:19:13,086 --> 00:19:17,323 GROSSING ACTOR OF ALL TIME HE'S THE STAR AND EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF THE SERIES "THE 263 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,726 LAST DAYS OF PTOLEMY GREY" WHICH BEGINS STREAMING FRIDAY ON APPLE TV PLUS 264 00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:21,661 PLEASE WELCOME SAMUEL L. JACKSON. 265 00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:45,752 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 266 00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:48,788 >> Jimmy: THAT IS EXACTLY RIGHT. WELCOME! 267 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,924 >> YES >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK IT IS ALWAYS - 268 00:19:50,924 --> 00:19:52,859 >> BACK IN THE HOUSE >> Jimmy: IT IS ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE YOU. 269 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:57,864 YOU LOOK GREAT >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: IS THIS TRUE, WHAT I 270 00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:00,300 JUST -- MY INTRO >> WAS THAT TRUE >> Jimmy: 50 YEARS 271 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:07,007 >> WAS THAT -- NO, THAT CAN'T BE TRUE. NO, 50 YEARS 272 00:20:07,007 --> 00:20:09,175 I WAS 20 -- THAT WOULD MAKE ME 20-SOMETHING -- WHEN I WAS 23, I WAS POUNDING THE PAVEMENT IN 273 00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:14,581 NEW YORK >> Jimmy: YEAH >> TRYING TO FIND A JOB. 274 00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:16,649 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU WEREN'T GETTING -- >> I WAS GOING TO AUDITIONS 275 00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,618 AND, YOU KNOW, JUMPING THE SUBWAY TURNSTILE [ LAUGHTER ] 276 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,587 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, EXACTLY, YEAH >> BECAUSE I COULDN'T AFFORD TO 277 00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:22,789 RIDE -- PAY FOR IT >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BECAUSE WE WEREN'T MAKING 278 00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:27,994 ANY MONEY DOING SHOWCASES OR WHATEVER YEAH 279 00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:30,096 >> Jimmy: BUT JUST THIS YEAR, YOU'RE GOING TO RECIEVE AN OSCAR FOR YOUR WORK. 280 00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:32,766 >> YEAH! >> Jimmy: AND, SO, CONGRATULATIONS. 281 00:20:32,766 --> 00:20:35,268 >> THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON, HOW GREAT IS 282 00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:37,437 THAT >> YOU KNOW, IT'S PRETTY DOPE TO, LIKE, HAVE AN OSCAR 283 00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:38,838 PRESENTED TO YOU BY THE GOVERNORS OF THE MOTION PICTURE ACADEMY. 284 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:42,942 >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT >> THE OTHER WAY YOU TO GET IT IS COOL, YOU KNOW, BE VOTED ON 285 00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:44,778 BECAUSE YOU DID A GREAT PICTURE, BUT, I MEAN, THIS IS LIKE SAYING THAT, YOU KNOW, 286 00:20:44,778 --> 00:20:46,479 I'VE DONE WHAT I SET OUT TO DO, WHICH WAS BE A GREAT ENTERTAINER, GET PEOPLE COME TO 287 00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:53,653 THE MOVIES, HAVE A GOOD TIME >> Jimmy: YEAH AND YOU ACTUALLY -- YOU'VE DONE MORE 288 00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:55,955 THAN THAT. >> WEAR SOME STUFF, AND YOU KNOW - 289 00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:58,925 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I PUT A COUPLE OF ASSES IN SEATS. 290 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:02,529 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU HAVE ARE YOU GOING TO DO -- IS THERE 291 00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:06,166 A SPEECH ARE YOU GOING TO BE GIVING A A SPEECH 292 00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:08,968 >> YEAH. YEAH, THAT ONE THE ONE I JUST GAVE. 293 00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,070 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING. 294 00:21:10,070 --> 00:21:12,772 >> I'VE GOT TO CALL SOME NAMES, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT? 295 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:15,975 I WAS LOOKING -- THERE'S A LIST OF SOMEONE WHO SAID THE MOST SWEAR WORDS IN MOVIE HISTORY 296 00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:17,911 AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, YEAH. >> WHO IS IT WHO WON? 297 00:21:17,911 --> 00:21:21,748 >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT YOU IT'S JONAH HILL. >> THAT'S SOME BULL [ BLEEP ]. 298 00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:26,319 I MEAN THAT'S -- [ LAUGHTER ] * 299 00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:33,893 I MEAN -- I MEAN, NO NO, NO WAY, MAN. >> Jimmy: NO WAY, MAN. 300 00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:37,097 I MEAN, NO WAY, MAN. >> NO WAY, MAN COME ON. 301 00:21:37,097 --> 00:21:39,766 >> Jimmy: SO JONAH, THEN LEO >> JONAH HILL? REALLY 302 00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:45,105 >> Jimmy: AND THEN YOU >> AND LEO >> Jimmy: THAT FEELS IMPOSSIBLE 303 00:21:45,105 --> 00:21:46,906 TO ME. >> JONAH HILL, THEN LEO, I DON'T -- I DON'T BELIEVE THAT. 304 00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:48,842 >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU HAVE TO CATCH UP TO JONAH -- 305 00:21:48,842 --> 00:21:52,145 >> SOMEBODY HAS MISCOUNTED HOW MANY JONAH GOT >> JONAH HAS 376 AND YOU 306 00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:55,281 HAVE 301 >> JUST CURSE WORDS OR A A SPECIFIC CURSE WORD? 307 00:21:55,281 --> 00:21:58,351 >> Jimmy: NO -- OH, THAT'S INTERESTING. [ LAUGHTER ] 308 00:21:58,351 --> 00:22:01,287 BECAUSE IF IT WAS THE CURSE WORD >> SPECIFIC. 309 00:22:01,287 --> 00:22:04,791 >> Jimmy: THAT ONE -- THE ONE. >> THE ONE - >> Jimmy: YOU'RE THE CHAMP 310 00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:07,327 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO PROBLEM >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH 311 00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:09,329 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I WOULDN'T MEES WITH THAT. COME ON -- THAT LIST IS 312 00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:12,332 RIDICULOUS [ APPLAUSE ] >> YEAH. 313 00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:14,200 THAT'S HOW I KICKED OFF MY TWITTER ACCOUNT HERE >> Jimmy: YEAH, REMEMBER THAT? 314 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,670 >> YES >> Jimmy: WE STARTED -- YOU SENT YOUR FIRST TWEET -- 315 00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:18,938 >> MY FIRST TWEET CAME FROM HERE >> Jimmy: -- FROM HERE 316 00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:21,975 YEAH AND DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS? 317 00:22:21,975 --> 00:22:29,382 >> CAN MONKEY FIGHTERS SAY "FIGHTER" ON HERE? >> Jimmy: YEAH, THANK YOU. 318 00:22:29,382 --> 00:22:32,085 THANK YOU FOR EDITING YOURSELF [ LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU FOR EDITING YOURSELF 319 00:22:32,085 --> 00:22:34,854 >> CAN MY FRIENDS SAY "FRIEND" ON HERE? >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. 320 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:39,626 >> YEAH, THAT. >> Jimmy: YOU DID THAT HERE, BUT THEN -- NOW I FOLLOW YOU 321 00:22:39,626 --> 00:22:41,561 ON ALL THE SOCIALS YOU'RE A GREAT FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM, BY THE WAY. 322 00:22:41,561 --> 00:22:46,099 I'VE BEEN SEEING A LOT OF YOUR SHIRTS >> AH. 323 00:22:46,099 --> 00:22:48,101 >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE T-SHIRTS THAT YOU WEAR. JUST LET ME JUST SHOW YOU, 324 00:22:48,101 --> 00:22:50,270 BECAUSE IT'S SUPER FUNNY THIS IS YOU. THIS IS YOU WITH YOUR -- WITH 325 00:22:50,270 --> 00:22:51,805 JULES. YOU'RE WEARING A SHIRT WITH YOU AS JULES FROM "PULP FICTION" 326 00:22:51,805 --> 00:22:53,740 RIGHT THERE. >> WITH A PIN -- WITH A PIN OF ME AS JULES. 327 00:22:53,740 --> 00:22:59,879 >> Jimmy: WOW. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SO THEN I LIKE THAT. 328 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:03,917 BUT THEN HERE'S YOUR NICK FURY SHIRT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 329 00:23:03,917 --> 00:23:09,055 >> ONE OF -- YEP, YEP. >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD. >> I GOT A GANG OF THOSE 330 00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:11,057 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LIKE THAT ONE. THEN THIS ONE IS -- THIS IS 331 00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:13,626 YOUR "SHAFT" SHIRT >> OH, YEAH. YEAH, YEAH 332 00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:15,862 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT, LIKE, KIND OF A MEANER FACE. 333 00:23:15,862 --> 00:23:17,530 >> I SOMETIMES TRY AND MATCH THE FACES ON THE SHIRTS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, 334 00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:22,302 THAT'S LIKE A MEANER FACE. >> SEE WHAT I CAN DO, YEAH >> Jimmy: AND THEN THIS IS MY 335 00:23:22,302 --> 00:23:27,173 FAVORITE ONE THIS IS YOU WEARING YOU WEARING THE "SHAFT" SHIRT. 336 00:23:27,173 --> 00:23:30,810 VERY META -- >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND THAT'S BRILLIANT 337 00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:37,283 THAT BLEW MY MIND. >> WITH MY -- MY EYE DEPUFFER FOR THE MORNING. 338 00:23:37,283 --> 00:23:39,886 >> Jimmy: IS THAT -- >> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT THE -- YEAH, THE LITTLE GOLD EYE 339 00:23:39,886 --> 00:23:42,288 THINGS IN THE MORNING. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR SOME 340 00:23:42,288 --> 00:23:44,657 GLAMOUR. >> Jimmy: YEAH, COME ON. TO LOOK THIS GOOD? 341 00:23:44,657 --> 00:23:48,561 COME ON, BUD YOU KNOW, YOU'VE BEEN AROUND FOR A WHILE, AND THERE'S A LOT 342 00:23:48,561 --> 00:23:49,963 OF, KIND OF, INTERNET RUMORS ABOUT YOU. AND I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD 343 00:23:49,963 --> 00:23:51,965 SQUASH SOME OF THOSE RUMORS TONIGHT -- >> REALLY? 344 00:23:51,965 --> 00:23:53,633 >> Jimmy: -- IF YOU DON'T MIND, YEAH YEAH, I'D LIKE TO MAYBE GO 345 00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:57,137 THROUGH SOME MYTHS ABOUT YOU AND YOU TELL ME IF THEY'RE TRUE OR NOT TRUE. 346 00:23:57,137 --> 00:24:01,574 >> I TRY NOT TO READ THOSE >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, READY >> UH-HUH, YEAH. 347 00:24:01,574 --> 00:24:05,045 >> Jimmy: NOTHING'S BAD. YOU ONCE BEAT TIGER WOODS IN GOLF 348 00:24:05,045 --> 00:24:13,253 THAT CAN'T BE TRUE >> COMPLETE ACCIDENT >> Jimmy: WHAT 349 00:24:13,253 --> 00:24:20,927 >> WELL, THE FIRST TIME I EVER PLAYED ST. ANDREWS, THEY PAIRED ME WITH HIM IN WHAT WAS THE 350 00:24:20,927 --> 00:24:23,196 DUNHILL GOLF TOURNAMENT, AND I WAS A 16 SO, THEY GAVE ME MY 16 SHOTS, 351 00:24:23,196 --> 00:24:26,166 AND I SHOT 78, BECAUSE HE SAID, "FOLLOW ME." AND I STAYED AS CLOSE TO HIM AS 352 00:24:26,166 --> 00:24:29,836 I COULD AND I SHOT 78, WHICH MEANS I BEAT HIM BY ABOUT 8 STROKES. 353 00:24:29,836 --> 00:24:35,308 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I MEAN, COME ON. NOT TOO SHABBY 354 00:24:35,308 --> 00:24:41,214 THAT'S PRETTY COOL THAT'S NOT THAT BAD. TWO, IS IT TRUE THAT YOU OWN 355 00:24:41,214 --> 00:24:46,119 OVER 800 KANGOL HATS >> MY WIFE GOT RID OF ABOUT 500 OF THEM. 356 00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:47,787 >> Jimmy: OKAY, SO YOU'RE DOWN TO 300 >> I'M DOWN TO 300 357 00:24:47,787 --> 00:24:52,959 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHEN DID YOU START WEARING THOSE? 358 00:24:52,959 --> 00:24:56,296 >> OH, GEEZ, WHEN I STOLE MY FIRST ONE OUT OF MY GRANDFATHER'S CLOSET 359 00:24:56,296 --> 00:24:59,499 >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY RIGHT. >> LONG, LONG TIME AGO >> Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT 360 00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:01,768 COLOR? BLACK? >> MY GRANDFATHER'S? 361 00:25:01,768 --> 00:25:05,038 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> NO, IT WAS LIKE A -- IT WAS A PLAIDY HAT, YOU KNOW, IT'S 362 00:25:05,038 --> 00:25:09,843 ONE OF THOSE PATTERNS. >> Jimmy: STYLISH TOO, YEAH. >> YEAH. 363 00:25:09,843 --> 00:25:11,678 >> Jimmy: NUMBER THREE, SAMUEL L. JACKSON DOES NOT DO MORE THAN THREE TAKES OF ANY 364 00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:16,916 SCENE IN A MOVIE IS THAT TRUE >> IF I CAN HELP IT. 365 00:25:16,916 --> 00:25:18,818 >> Jimmy: REALLY >> WELL, I HAVE TO HAVE A REALLY GOOD EXPLANATION WHEN 366 00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:22,188 YOU NEED MORE THAN THREE >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S TRUE. >> SOMEBODY'S MESSING UP, 367 00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:27,927 BECAUSE IT AIN'T ME. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT'S LIKE -- IS THE FOCUS 368 00:25:27,927 --> 00:25:30,597 PULLER - "IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO MAKE THIS BETTER 369 00:25:30,597 --> 00:25:34,801 CAN I HELP?" YOU KNOW OR "DO WE NEED TO HIRE SOMEBODY 370 00:25:34,801 --> 00:25:37,170 ELSE?" YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH 371 00:25:37,170 --> 00:25:40,640 DID YOU EVER HAVE, LIKE, A A DIRECTOR THAT'S GOING, "LET'S JUST DO ONE FOR FUN? 372 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:44,544 >> YEAH, I HAVE THEM SAY THAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH AND YOU DON'T DO THAT? 373 00:25:44,544 --> 00:25:47,113 >> NO. >> Jimmy: NO [ LAUGHTER ] 374 00:25:47,113 --> 00:25:51,685 >> I MEAN, BECAUSE THAT'S, LIKE, CRAZY. BECAUSE I DON'T GET TO GO TO 375 00:25:51,685 --> 00:25:56,356 THE EDITING ROOM AND IF THEY WANT TO TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT, THAT MEANS 376 00:25:56,356 --> 00:25:59,826 THEY'RE GOING TO LOOK AT THAT FIRST BECAUSE THAT'S WHO THEY ARE. 377 00:25:59,826 --> 00:26:11,438 AND IT'S LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW THEY DON'T GET THAT OPTION." >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU 378 00:26:11,438 --> 00:26:13,673 THAT'S JUST SO GOOD. OH, THIS ONE YOU HAD THE "STAR WARS" PROP 379 00:26:13,673 --> 00:26:15,642 TEAM ENGRAVE YOUR LIGHTSABER WITH A SPECIAL ACRONYM IS THAT TRUE 380 00:26:15,642 --> 00:26:17,744 >> NO, THEY DID THAT BECAUSE THEY LOVED ME. [ LAUGHTER ] 381 00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:20,513 I DIDN'T ASK FOR IT. >> Jimmy: THEY DID THAT BECAUSE THEY - 382 00:26:20,513 --> 00:26:22,415 >> WHEN THEY GAVE IT TO ME, WHEN THE SHOOT WAS OVER, WHEN THEY PRESENTED IT TO ME, IT HAD 383 00:26:22,415 --> 00:26:24,117 "BMF" ON THE ON/OFF BUTTION. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND WHAT DOES "BMF" STAND FOR? 384 00:26:24,117 --> 00:26:33,526 >> BAD, MY FRIEND. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT 385 00:26:33,526 --> 00:26:35,528 YOU'RE COOL ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY TAKE A PHOTOGRAPH OF THIS SO WE CAN SHOW IT TO EVERYONE RIGHT 386 00:26:35,528 --> 00:26:38,431 HERE THIS IS ACTUALLY REAL. I DID NOT -- WE'VE NEVER SEEN 387 00:26:38,431 --> 00:26:41,935 THIS ENGRAVEMENT LOOK RIGHT THERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 388 00:26:41,935 --> 00:26:47,107 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THAT'S LOVE FOR SAMUEL L. JACKSON RIGHT THERE. 389 00:26:47,107 --> 00:26:49,075 >> YES, IT WAS YES, IT WAS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, MORE WITH 390 00:26:49,075 --> 00:26:51,311 SAMUEL L. JACKSON AFTER THE BREAK. WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT HIS 391 00:26:51,311 --> 00:26:53,680 NEW APPLE TV PLUS SERIES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STICK AROUND 392 00:26:53,680 --> 00:27:12,665 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, 393 00:27:12,665 --> 00:27:14,701 EVERYBODY. WE ARE HANGING OUT WITH SAMUEL L. JACKSON. 394 00:27:14,701 --> 00:27:23,677 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW APPLE TV PLUS SHOW, "THE LAST 395 00:27:23,677 --> 00:27:28,114 DAYS OF PTOLEMY GREY." YOU HAD THE RIGHTS TO THIS -- 12 YEARS AGO 396 00:27:28,114 --> 00:27:30,817 >> YEAH, 10-12 YEARS, YEAH >> Jimmy: AND WHAT WAS IT ABOUT THE BOOK THAT CONNECTED YOU SO 397 00:27:30,817 --> 00:27:36,690 MUCH >> WELL, PTOLEMY IS -- PTOLEMY IS A 92, 93-YEAR-OLD MAN WHO'S 398 00:27:36,690 --> 00:27:44,064 SUFFERING FROM ALZHEIMER'S DEMENTIA AND MY GRANDFATHER, MY MOM, HER 399 00:27:44,064 --> 00:27:47,434 BROTHER, HER SISTER, AND MY FATHER'S SISTER ALL HAD IT >> Jimmy: OOF. 400 00:27:47,434 --> 00:27:52,305 >> SO, I KIND OF WATCHED THE LIGHT GO OUT IN A LOT OF PEOPLE'S EYES. 401 00:27:52,305 --> 00:27:59,145 AND, THE STORY IS BEAUTIFUL. AND THIS GUY IS ISOLATED THE KID THAT TAKES CARE OF HIM 402 00:27:59,145 --> 00:28:03,783 GETS KILLED IN A DRIVE-BY. THAT'S NOT A BIG SECRET, THAT'S NOT A PLOT -- PLOT DIVULGE 403 00:28:03,783 --> 00:28:06,753 AND HE'S BY HIMSELF UNTIL THIS 17-YEAR-OLD GIRL HAPPENS TO -- >> Jimmy: WHO IS AMAZING 404 00:28:06,753 --> 00:28:15,395 DOMINIQUE FISHBACK >> DOMINIQUE FISHBACK. -- HAPPENS TO COME BY. 405 00:28:15,395 --> 00:28:17,163 AND THEY END UP HAVING THIS BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP, WHERE SHE'S BEEN TAKING CARE OF HER 406 00:28:17,163 --> 00:28:22,836 MOM WHO WAS AN ADDICT FOR A LONG TIME, WHO DIED. AND SHE NEVER HAD REALLY LOVE, 407 00:28:22,836 --> 00:28:31,211 OR BEEN ABLE TO ACT LIKE A KID HE HAS A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT SHE TAKES HIM TO, WHERE THIS 408 00:28:31,211 --> 00:28:32,912 GUY PROPOSES TO HIM, "I HAVE THIS DRUG THAT WILL ALLOW YOU TO BE CLEAR FOR A SPECIFIC 409 00:28:32,912 --> 00:28:38,218 AMOUNT OF TIME AND THEN IT'S GOING TO KILL YOU. BUT IT'S UP TO YOU TO MAKE UP 410 00:28:38,218 --> 00:28:40,453 YOUR MIND IF YOU'RE GONNA TAKE IT." SO YOU'RE ASKING A DUDE WITH 411 00:28:40,453 --> 00:28:43,523 DEMENTIA, DOES HE WANT TO TAKE A DRUG YOU KNOW, SHE'S LIKE, "HOW'S 412 00:28:43,523 --> 00:28:46,426 THAT WORK? AND, HE HAS TO MAKE THAT CHOICE 413 00:28:46,426 --> 00:28:50,397 AMD IT'S, YOU KNOW, YOU FOLLOW -- YOU GO BACK IN HIS LIFE AND SEE A LIFE WELL LIVED 414 00:28:50,397 --> 00:28:55,535 >> Jimmy: IT'S WELL DONE - >> AND, YOU KNOW, TOTALLY COOL >> Jimmy: -- AND IT'S 415 00:28:55,535 --> 00:28:57,537 BEAUTIFUL, AND IT'S VERY, VERY COOL >> YEAH, NICE LITTLE MYSTERY IN 416 00:28:57,537 --> 00:29:01,141 THERE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY RIGHT. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 417 00:29:01,141 --> 00:29:02,442 HERE'S SAMUEL L. JACKSON IN "THE LAST DAYS OF PTOLEMY GREY." 418 00:29:02,442 --> 00:29:03,510 PTOLEMY GREY." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 419 00:29:05,845 --> 00:29:06,646 >> OH, WELL, STOP -- STOP -- 420 00:29:06,646 --> 00:29:09,849 STOP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING - >> NO, NO, NO, NO. >> -- AND GO CLOSE THAT DOOR 421 00:29:09,849 --> 00:29:12,085 >> NO, NO, YOU LISTEN. THAT'S DON'T GET DELT WITH, I'M GONNA BE HAUNTED, YOU 422 00:29:12,085 --> 00:29:15,021 UNDERSTAND HAUNTED. >> MM, MM, MM. 423 00:29:15,021 --> 00:29:16,823 >> MM, SO WHERE YOU'RE CLEANING STUFF AT >> MY TREASURES. 424 00:29:16,823 --> 00:29:21,161 UH-UH, UH-UH, UH-UH. >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? >> EVERY -- EVERY TIME REGGIE 425 00:29:21,161 --> 00:29:23,029 SAYS HE GOING TO CLEAN UP HERE AND HERE, HE END UP THROWING AWAY ALL -- ALL MY BEST THINGS 426 00:29:23,029 --> 00:29:28,335 MY BEST THINGS >> OH, YEAH, LIKE WHAT >> MM. 427 00:29:28,335 --> 00:29:31,771 >> OH, COME ON DON'T DO THAT. COME ON. 428 00:29:31,771 --> 00:29:35,275 I'LL SHOW YOU. >> STOP -- YOU'RE MOVING TOO FAST 429 00:29:35,275 --> 00:29:39,346 >> OH, I'M SORRY HERE, SIT, SIT SORRY. 430 00:29:39,346 --> 00:29:45,518 [ PANTING I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, I'LL SHOW YOU EVERYTHING BEFORE I TOSS 431 00:29:45,518 --> 00:29:50,090 IT, AND YOU GET TO DECIDE. YOU LIKE THAT? >> UH, UH. 432 00:29:50,090 --> 00:29:51,925 >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT 433 00:29:51,925 --> 00:29:55,528 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SAMUEL L. JACKSON, EVERYBODY "THE LAST DAYS OF PTOLEMY GREY" 434 00:29:55,528 --> 00:30:00,200 BEGINS STREAMING THIS FRIDAY ON APPLE TV PLUS -- THE FIRST TWO EPISODES 435 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:02,402 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH RUPERT GRINT STICK AROUND EVERYBODY 436 00:30:02,402 --> 00:30:05,372 COME ON BACK >> RUPE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 437 00:30:05,372 --> 00:30:21,054 * >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW OUR NEXT GUEST FROM HIS WORK IN THE 438 00:30:21,054 --> 00:30:23,189 BLOCKBUSTER "HARRY POTTER" FILMS. HE NOW STARS - 439 00:30:23,189 --> 00:30:27,927 [ CHEERS ] YEAH, EXACTLY. HE NOW STARS IN THE ACCLAIMED 440 00:30:27,927 --> 00:30:30,430 SERIES, "SERVANT." SEASON THREE IS STREAMING ON APPLE TV 441 00:30:30,430 --> 00:30:32,799 IT IS GOOD IT IS CREEPY WITH NEW EPISODES AVAILABLE 442 00:30:32,799 --> 00:30:34,467 EVERY FRIDAY, PLEASE WELCOME RUPERT GRINT 443 00:30:39,773 --> 00:30:51,317 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: RUPERT, WELCOME. >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME 444 00:30:51,317 --> 00:30:56,489 >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE, BECAUSE I WANT TO GET INTO A BUNCH OF THINGS 445 00:30:56,489 --> 00:31:02,762 BUT I KNOW THAT WHEN YOU JOINED INSTAGRAM, IT WAS A BIG DEAL YOU BROKE THE GUINNESS WORLD 446 00:31:02,762 --> 00:31:07,667 RECORD FOR THE FASTEST PERSON TO REACH ONE MILLION FOLLOWERS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 447 00:31:07,667 --> 00:31:11,404 >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: NOW, HERE IS ACTUALLY THE FIRST POST RIGHT HERE. 448 00:31:11,404 --> 00:31:18,278 IT SAYS, "HEY, INSTAGRAM ONLY TEN YEARS LATE, BUT HERE I AM 449 00:31:18,278 --> 00:31:20,513 GRINT ON THE GRAM. HERE TO INTRODUCE YOU ALL TO WEDNESDAY G. GRINT 450 00:31:20,513 --> 00:31:22,916 STAY SAFE, RUPERT. I MEAN, HOW BEAUTIFUL IS THAT? COME ON, YOU GOT - 451 00:31:22,916 --> 00:31:26,553 >> YEAH. NO, IT WAS --- I MEAN, I RESISTED JOINING INSTAGRAM FOR 452 00:31:26,553 --> 00:31:30,590 A LONG TIME. >> Jimmy: WHY? >> JUST BECAUSE I JUST -- 453 00:31:30,590 --> 00:31:34,527 ULTIMATELY, I THINK IT JUST DOESN'T GO WITH MY PERSONALITY >> Jimmy: NO 454 00:31:34,527 --> 00:31:37,297 >> I'M QUITE A SHY PERSON IN SORT OF, KIND OF, SHARING MY LIFE 455 00:31:37,297 --> 00:31:39,532 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> JUST DIDN'T SEEM LIKE IT WOULD REALLY - 456 00:31:39,532 --> 00:31:41,534 >> Jimmy: YEAH ARE YOU GOOD ON INSTAGRAM? >> NO, I'M TERRIBLE. 457 00:31:41,534 --> 00:31:44,871 [ LAUGHTER ] JUST -- IT'S REALLY HARD >> Jimmy: YEAH 458 00:31:44,871 --> 00:31:51,111 >> I NEVER KNOW WHAT TO POST >> Jimmy: I LOOKED AT YOUR INSTAGRAM TO SEE WHAT OTHER 459 00:31:51,111 --> 00:31:54,481 THINGS WE COULD SHOW YOU'VE ONLY POSTED, LIKE, THREE OTHER TIMES. 460 00:31:54,481 --> 00:31:57,150 >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SINCE THAT 461 00:31:57,150 --> 00:31:59,419 SO YOU JUST KIND OF JUST STOPPED, AND YOU GO, "THAT'S NOT MY DEAL. 462 00:31:59,419 --> 00:32:04,057 >> YEAH, IT'S MAINLY SERVING TRAILERS AND THE BACK OF MY DAUGHTERS HEAD 463 00:32:04,057 --> 00:32:07,093 >> Jimmy: YEAH HOW IS YOUR BABY DAUGHTER? >> SHE'S GREAT 464 00:32:07,093 --> 00:32:10,897 >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. HOW OLD? >> SHE'S NEARLY TWO. 465 00:32:10,897 --> 00:32:13,099 SHE'S, LIKE, 21 MONTHS >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. >> IT'S GREAT. 466 00:32:13,099 --> 00:32:15,335 >> Jimmy: AND GREAT NAME, BY THE WAY. WEDNESDAY? 467 00:32:15,335 --> 00:32:17,570 >> IT'S A GOOD NAME, ISN'T IT? >> Jimmy: YES, I LOVE WEDNESDAY. 468 00:32:17,570 --> 00:32:23,476 WHY WEDNESDAY? >> WELL, I MEAN, I'M ALWAYS HESITANT TO SAY IT WAS "THE 469 00:32:23,476 --> 00:32:25,078 ADDAMS FAMILY," BUT, IT WAS, YEAH, KIND OF "THE ADDAMS FAMILY." 470 00:32:25,078 --> 00:32:27,580 [ LAUGHTER ] I JUST ALWAYS LOVED THE NAME >> Jimmy: IT'S A COOL -- IT'S 471 00:32:27,580 --> 00:32:31,084 A GREAT NAME >> IT'S A GOOD NAME. IT'S KIND OF - 472 00:32:31,084 --> 00:32:34,487 >> Jimmy: WEDNESDAY G. GRINT >> THE NAME IS KIND OF MEMORABLE. 473 00:32:34,487 --> 00:32:36,756 >> Jimmy: AND THE G. WHAT IS THAT >> YEAH IT WAS -- SO ACTUALLY 474 00:32:36,756 --> 00:32:45,532 SAMUEL L. JACKSON KIND OF INSPIRED THAT. >> Jimmy: FOR REAL 475 00:32:45,532 --> 00:32:47,000 >> YEAH, WE LOVED THE IDEA OF, LIKE, AN INITIAL LIKE SAMUEL L. JACKSON, 476 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,635 MICHAEL J. FOX, THAT KIND OF -- SPEAKING THE INITIAL, SO SHE'S WEDNESDAY G. GRINT 477 00:32:48,635 --> 00:32:52,572 >> Jimmy: YES, I LOVE THAT >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S FANTASTIC 478 00:32:52,572 --> 00:32:54,708 AND FATHERHOOD SO FAR, YOU LOVING IT? >> LOVING IT, YEAH 479 00:32:54,708 --> 00:32:56,910 IT'S BRILLIANT NOW SHE'S KIND OF TALKING AND DOING THINGS 480 00:32:56,910 --> 00:32:59,446 BECAUSE -- FOR SO LONG, BABIES JUST DON'T DO ANYTHING [ LAUGHTER ] 481 00:32:59,446 --> 00:33:01,481 >> Jimmy: NO, THEY ACTUALLY DON'T DO ANYTHING, YEAH. BUT NOW SHE'S ACTUALLY 482 00:33:01,481 --> 00:33:03,450 SPEAKING >> SHE'S SPEAKING. SHE'S TALKING. 483 00:33:03,450 --> 00:33:08,655 SHE'S GOT OPINIONS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SHE HAS OPINIONS 484 00:33:08,655 --> 00:33:10,957 DID SHE SAY DADA OR MAMA FIRST >> SHE SAYS DADA, SHE SAYS MAMA -- IT WAS KIND AT THE SAME 485 00:33:10,957 --> 00:33:15,395 TIME AND ALSO THE F WORD CAME PRETTY QUICK. 486 00:33:15,395 --> 00:33:17,464 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOUR BABY SAYS THE F WORD 487 00:33:17,464 --> 00:33:20,633 >> SHE DOES. BUT SHE'S SPENDS A LOT OF TIME OUTSIDE MY DRESSING ROOM WHEN 488 00:33:20,633 --> 00:33:24,604 I'M KIND OF DOING MY LINES FOR THIS, AND MY CHARACTER SAYS THE F WORD A LOT 489 00:33:24,604 --> 00:33:31,911 AND NOW SHE JUST SAYS IT WHENEVER SHE'S EXCITED [ LAUGHTER ] 490 00:33:31,911 --> 00:33:33,780 ACTUALLY, WE WERE IN THE TOY STORE TODAY, AND SHE WAS JUST WALKING AROUND JUST SAYING IT 491 00:33:33,780 --> 00:33:37,183 EVERY -- >> Jimmy: AND DO PEOPLE LAUGH? OR WHAT DO PEOPLE DO 492 00:33:37,183 --> 00:33:40,120 >> YEAH, IT'S KIND OF A MIXED REACTION WE FIND IT HILARIOUS, SO IT'S 493 00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:42,489 KIND OF ENCOURAGING IT, BUT -- >> Jimmy: HOW BIG IS -- SHE'S TINY 494 00:33:42,489 --> 00:33:45,158 >> SHE'S SMALL YEAH, SHE'S REALLY SMALL >> Jimmy: AND SAYS THAT. 495 00:33:45,158 --> 00:33:48,695 >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WEDNESDAY, WATCH IT. 496 00:33:48,695 --> 00:33:53,633 WATCH, YOU'LL WATCH THIS CLIP ONE DAY AND -- YEAH. IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT YOU 497 00:33:53,633 --> 00:33:56,636 CELEBRATED THE 20th ANNIVERSARY OF THE FIRST "HARRY POTTER?" >> 20 YEARS, YEAH. 498 00:33:56,636 --> 00:34:01,408 >> Jimmy: 20 YEARS AGO AND - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU WERE A BABY. 499 00:34:01,408 --> 00:34:05,145 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU WERE A BABY, AND YOU HAD THE BIG REUNION WITH -- 500 00:34:05,145 --> 00:34:08,415 ESPECIALLY WITH YOUR CASTMATES DID YOU GET ALONG LIKE, "OH, YEAH?" 501 00:34:08,415 --> 00:34:10,316 IT'S JUST LIKE, YEAH, NOTHING, LIKE -- JUST LIKE RIDING A A BIKE 502 00:34:10,316 --> 00:34:12,752 YOU'RE LIKE, "YEAH, WE KNOW HOW TO DO THIS." >> YEAH, IT WAS -- 503 00:34:12,752 --> 00:34:16,389 WE JUST KIND OF CLICKED STRAIGHT INTO -- I MEAN, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME 504 00:34:16,389 --> 00:34:19,059 IT'S BEEN TEN YEARS SINCE WE WRAPPED THE LAST MOVIE, AND -- YEAH, TIME HAS PAST. 505 00:34:19,059 --> 00:34:23,863 I DO FEEL LIKE AN OLD MAN NOW. >> Jimmy: BUT YOU GREW UP. I MEAN, YOU GREW UP ON THE SETS 506 00:34:23,863 --> 00:34:27,434 WITH THOSE - >> YEAH, THAT'S THE THING. IT'S KIND OF MORE THAN JUST 507 00:34:27,434 --> 00:34:32,572 A FILM IT'S JUST LIKE -- IT WAS OUR CHILDHOOD. 508 00:34:32,572 --> 00:34:34,507 >> Jimmy: YEAH, NOW YOU HAVE A A BABY, A BEAUTIFUL BABY, AND YOU'RE GOING TO SHOW HER THESE 509 00:34:34,507 --> 00:34:37,477 MOVIES ONE DAY AND GO, "THAT'S DADDY. >> YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW. 510 00:34:37,477 --> 00:34:39,212 I MEAN, I'VE ALREADY STARTED SHOWING HER THE TRAILERS AND -- SHE HAS A WAND AND A PEZ 511 00:34:39,212 --> 00:34:44,184 DISPENSER WITH MY HEAD ON IT >> Jimmy: SHE HAS A PEZ DISPENSER WITH YOUR HEAD ON IT 512 00:34:44,184 --> 00:34:47,420 >> WE DON'T FEED HER PEZ, BUT -- SHE HAS IT. >> Jimmy: SO EVERY TIME YOU 513 00:34:47,420 --> 00:34:50,690 PULL DADDY'S HEAD BACK, CANDY COMES OUT HIS NECK >> OUT OF MY THROAT, YEAH. 514 00:34:50,690 --> 00:34:52,625 >> Jimmy: THAT'S FRIGHTENING, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 515 00:34:52,625 --> 00:34:54,461 >> IT'S KIND OF DISTURBING >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T DO THAT -- >> SO YEAH, SHE'S GOING WITH 516 00:34:54,461 --> 00:34:57,397 IT >> Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT "SERVANT," BECAUSE THIS IS IT. 517 00:34:57,397 --> 00:35:02,802 IT'S ON THE THIRD SEASON, RENEWED FOR A FOURTH SEASON. CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT. 518 00:35:02,802 --> 00:35:05,205 >> THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN IS 519 00:35:05,205 --> 00:35:09,809 BRILLIANT -- BEYOND BRILLIANT. I LOVE THAT GUY. >> YEAH. 520 00:35:09,809 --> 00:35:13,146 >> Jimmy: YOU DO A GREAT AMERICAN ACCENT, BY THE WAY. >> YEAH, SO YEAH, SORT OF -- 521 00:35:13,146 --> 00:35:14,647 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, IT'S ALL RIGHT. YEAH, I CAN'T DO BRITISH 522 00:35:14,647 --> 00:35:20,754 ACCENTS. I CAN'T DO THAT, YOU KNOW. >> THAT'S QUITE GOOD 523 00:35:20,754 --> 00:35:23,390 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S ALL RIGHT >> YEAH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I'M FINE WITH THAT 524 00:35:23,390 --> 00:35:25,458 >> Jimmy: SO SORRY, YEAH, OF COURSE THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY 525 00:35:25,458 --> 00:35:27,293 SORRY. IS THERE A WORD THAT'S REALLY HARD TO SAY IN AN AMERICAN 526 00:35:27,293 --> 00:35:29,396 ACCENT >> YEAH, I MEAN, THERE'S A FEW THAT KIND OF TRIP YOU UP 527 00:35:29,396 --> 00:35:32,165 ONE THAT STANDS OUT FOR ME WAS "FLOORBOARDS." >> Jimmy: FLOORBOARDS. 528 00:35:32,165 --> 00:35:35,268 >> FLOORBOARDS [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT'S LIKE A -- I JUST 529 00:35:35,268 --> 00:35:37,937 CAN'T -- >> Jimmy: YOU'VE ALMOST GOT A SCOTTISH OR IRISH. 530 00:35:37,937 --> 00:35:41,975 >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: FLOORBOARDS. >> YEAH. 531 00:35:41,975 --> 00:35:46,079 [ LAUGHTER ] I JUST ADD LIKE SEVEN Rs >> Jimmy: Rs, YEAH 532 00:35:46,079 --> 00:35:52,085 >> BUT I THINK -- I DON'T KNOW IT'S LUCKY THAT IT'S NOT A WORD THAT COMES UP VERY OFTEN 533 00:35:52,085 --> 00:35:54,788 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S TRUE. IT'S NOT IN MANY SCRIPTS YOU'RE LIKE, "CAN I CHANGE THE 534 00:35:54,788 --> 00:35:57,557 WORD FLOORBOARD HERE IS THIS A PROBLEM FOR ANYBODY? >> YEAH. 535 00:35:57,557 --> 00:35:59,759 >> Jimmy: CAN YOU TELL EVERYONE ON "SERVANT" WHO YOU PLAY? >> SURE, YEAH, SO -- 536 00:35:59,759 --> 00:36:02,862 OH MAN, I'M SO BAD AT EXPLAINING THE SHOW. >> Jimmy: YOU CAN KIND OF -- 537 00:36:02,862 --> 00:36:07,434 I'LL HELP YOU OUT. >> OKAY, YEAH. SO YEAH, I PLAY JULIAN 538 00:36:07,434 --> 00:36:12,205 I'M DOROTHY'S BROTHER. DOROTHY'S JUST LOST A BABY WE MEET HER SIX MONTHS LATER, 539 00:36:12,205 --> 00:36:14,040 AND SHE'S GOING THROUGH THIS RADICAL THERAPY WHERE SHE USES A DOLL TO KIND OF REPLACE THE 540 00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:18,645 LOSS OF HER SON. >> Jimmy: IN THE SHOW YOU ALSO GET A NANNY. 541 00:36:18,645 --> 00:36:21,448 >> WE GET A NANNY TO LOOK AFTER THE DOLL - >> Jimmy: THE DOLL - 542 00:36:21,448 --> 00:36:24,484 >> YEAH, AND IT KIND OF SPIRALS OUT OF CONTROL, AND -- >> Jimmy: IT'S M. NIGHT, SO 543 00:36:24,484 --> 00:36:27,587 IT'S LIKE -- YOU WANT THOSE TYPES THINGS TO HAPPEN SO IT'S ALL TRIPPY AND - 544 00:36:27,587 --> 00:36:30,256 >> YEAH, YEAH, IT'S VERY TRIPPY IT KIND OF TREADS THE LINE -- 545 00:36:30,256 --> 00:36:33,326 YOU NEVER REALLY KNOW IF THERE'S KIND OF A SUPERNATURAL ELEMENT GOING ON AND - 546 00:36:33,326 --> 00:36:36,062 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH, IT'S A REALLY FUN SHOW 547 00:36:36,062 --> 00:36:38,698 >> Jimmy: IT'S WELL DONE I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S RUPERT GRINT IN THE NEW 548 00:36:38,698 --> 00:36:40,333 SEASON OF "SERVANT." TAKE A LOOK. 549 00:36:44,904 --> 00:36:47,607 >> LOOK, YOU ASKED FOR MY HELP >> I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU LURKING 550 00:36:47,607 --> 00:36:53,079 AROUND RAIDING OUR FRIDGE. >> FIVE YEARS OF EXPERIENCE OF AVOIDING DOROTHY'S WRATH 551 00:36:53,079 --> 00:36:55,582 >> YOU THINK SHE'LL LIKE IT? >> SHE ALWAYS DID. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT 552 00:36:55,582 --> 00:37:02,789 OPPRESSED VAGINAS. I JUST SEE A BLACK HOLE. OR ARE YOU ASKING ME IF IT'LL 553 00:37:02,789 --> 00:37:07,460 MAKE DOROTHY LIKE YOU AGAIN? >> I'M DOING EVERYTHING I [ BLEEP ] CAN THINK OF 554 00:37:07,460 --> 00:37:10,563 I'M GOING TO FIX SOME [ BLEEP ] IN THE ENTRY, CAN YOU GRAB THE TOOL BAG 555 00:37:10,563 --> 00:37:14,200 >> YOU GO AHEAD, I'LL CATCH UP [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH, RUPERT GRINT, 556 00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:17,804 EVERYBODY. NEW EPISODES OF "SERVANT" ARE AVAILABLE NOW ON APPLE TV PLUS 557 00:37:17,804 --> 00:37:20,907 WET LEG PERFORMS AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 558 00:37:20,907 --> 00:37:40,260 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 559 00:37:40,260 --> 00:37:42,062 >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "WET DREAM" FROM THEIR UPCOMING SELF-TITLED ALBUM, PLEASE 560 00:37:42,062 --> 00:37:42,495 SELF-TITLED ALBUM, PLEASE WELCOME WET LEG. 561 00:37:49,703 --> 00:38:04,918 * 562 00:38:04,918 --> 00:38:07,120 * BEAT ME U BEAT ME UP * * COUNT ME IN 563 00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:11,891 COUNT ME IN * * THREE, TWO, ONE LET'S BEGIN * 564 00:38:11,891 --> 00:38:15,095 * HERE WE G HERE WE GO * * HERE WE G 565 00:38:15,095 --> 00:38:17,630 HERE WE GO * * HERE WE G HERE WE GO 566 00:38:17,630 --> 00:38:24,904 HERE WE GO * * I WAS IN YOUR WET DREAM DRIVING IN MY CAR * 567 00:38:24,904 --> 00:38:27,140 * SAW YOU AT TH SIDE OF THE ROAD * * THERE'S NO ON 568 00:38:27,140 --> 00:38:29,642 ELSE AROUND * * YOU'RE TOUCHING YOURSEL TOUCHING YOURSELF * 569 00:38:29,642 --> 00:38:34,414 * TOUCHING YOUR TOUCHING YOURSEL TOUCHING YOURSELF * 570 00:38:34,414 --> 00:38:43,623 * YOU SAI BABY, DO YOU WANT TO COME HOME WITH ME * 571 00:38:43,623 --> 00:38:45,692 * I'VE GO BUFFALO '66 ON DVD * * YOU SAI 572 00:38:45,692 --> 00:38:47,961 BABY, DO YOU WANT TO COME HOME WITH ME * * I'VE GO 573 00:38:47,961 --> 00:38:51,598 BUFFALO '66 ON DVD * * BEAT ME U BEAT ME UP * 574 00:38:51,598 --> 00:38:53,967 * COUNT ME IN COUNT ME IN * * THREE, TWO, ONE 575 00:38:53,967 --> 00:38:56,636 THREE, TWO, ON LET'S BEGIN * * HERE WE G 576 00:38:56,636 --> 00:38:59,139 HERE WE GO * * HERE WE G HERE WE GO * 577 00:38:59,139 --> 00:39:04,878 * HERE WE G HERE WE GO HERE WE GO * 578 00:39:04,878 --> 00:39:10,350 * I WAS IN YOUR WET DREAM DRIVING IN MY CAR * * WHAT MAKES YOU THIN 579 00:39:10,350 --> 00:39:12,719 YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH * * TO THINK ABOUT ME WHE YOU'RE TOUCHING YOURSELF 580 00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:16,122 * TOUCHING YOURSELF * TOUCHING YOUR * * TOUCHING YOURSELF 581 00:39:16,122 --> 00:39:22,028 TOUCHING YOURSELF * * YOU CLIMB ONTO THE BONNET NOW YOU'RE LICKING 582 00:39:22,028 --> 00:39:28,802 THE WINDSCREEN * * I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO OBSCENE * 583 00:39:28,802 --> 00:39:31,338 * IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE A GIRL BLUSH * * IT'S ENOUGH 584 00:39:31,338 --> 00:39:33,573 IT'S ENOUG TO MAKE A GIRL BLUSH * * IT'S ENOUGH 585 00:39:33,573 --> 00:39:35,675 IT'S ENOUGH * * IT'S ENOUGH IT'S ENOUGH * 586 00:39:35,675 --> 00:39:38,178 * IT'S ENOUGH IT'S ENOUGH * * IT'S ENOUGH 587 00:39:38,178 --> 00:39:41,114 IT'S ENOUGH * * IT'S ENOUGH IT'S ENOUGH * 588 00:39:41,114 --> 00:39:43,516 * IT'S ENOUGH IT'S ENOUGH * * IT'S ENOUGH 589 00:39:43,516 --> 00:39:47,420 IT'S ENOUGH * IT'S ENOUGH * IT'S ENOUGH * 590 00:39:47,420 --> 00:39:51,925 * BEAT ME U BEAT ME UP * * COUNT ME IN 591 00:39:51,925 --> 00:39:55,662 COUNT ME IN * * THREE, TWO, ONE THREE, TWO, ON 592 00:39:55,662 --> 00:39:57,764 LET'S BEGIN * * HERE WE G HERE WE GO * 593 00:39:57,764 --> 00:39:59,699 * HERE WE G HERE WE GO * * HERE WE G 594 00:39:59,699 --> 00:40:03,503 HERE WE GO HERE WE GO * * BEAT ME U 595 00:40:03,503 --> 00:40:06,306 BEAT ME UP * * COUNT ME IN COUNT ME IN * 596 00:40:06,306 --> 00:40:09,109 * THREE, TWO, ONE THREE, TWO, ON LET'S BEGIN * 597 00:40:09,109 --> 00:40:16,116 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YO THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK 598 00:40:16,116 --> 00:40:20,320 YOU! COME ON, THANK YOU WET LEG RIGHT THERE. 599 00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:24,224 THANK YOU. THEIR NEW ALBUM IS OUT APRIL 8th. 600 00:40:24,224 --> 00:40:30,797 MY THANKS TO SAMUEL L. JACKSON, RUPERT GRINT WET LEG, ONCE AGAIN, LADIES AND 601 00:40:30,797 --> 00:40:33,466 GENTLEMEN. AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 602 00:40:33,466 --> 00:40:36,136 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 603 00:40:36,136 --> 00:40:38,772 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE