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RIGHT THERE!
>> Jimmy: HEY, GUYS!

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WHAT'S UP?
HOW YOU DOING?
>> SHH

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COME ON, BRO
>> HOLD ON, JIMMY.
HOLD ON.

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>> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
WATCHING
MARCH MADNESS?

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>> MARCH MAD -- BRO, THIS IS
"BRIDGERTON.
THE HOTTEST THING OUT RIGHT

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NOW!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THIS IS HIGH LEVEL WAGERING

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>> Jimmy: DID KNOW THAT YOU
COULD WAGER ON "BRIDGERTON."
>> MY MAN.

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>> "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD
WAGER ON 'BRIDGERTON.'
COME ON, BRO

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>> BRO
>> LET HIM KNOW WHAT YOU WERE
GAMBLING

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>> FAM, I GOT 500 ON ANTHONY
KISSING THE HAND OF KATE BY THE
END OF SEASON FOUR

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[ LAUGHTER ]
500, BRO
>> AMATEUR, AMATEUR.

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THREE TO ONE ODDS ELOISE SLAPS
SOMEONE WITH A WHITE GLOVE
ABOUT TO GO DOWN

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LET'S GO
LET'S WATCH RIGHT NOW.
>> IT'S A BAD BEAT

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[ SLAP ]
>> HOLLA
PAY ME UP!

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>> AW, MAN
>> GIVE ME MY MONEY.
>> Jimmy: I -- I'LL SEE YOU

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GUYS ON THE STAGE.
[ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER
>> JIMMY, UH -- JIMMY, UM --

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UM, I'MA NEED -- CAN YOU --
WHAT'S YOUR PAYPAL
[ LAUGHTER ]

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>> WOW, WOW!
YO, YO
GIVE ME THAT CHAIN

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN
ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE

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TONIGHT SHOW STARRING
JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS

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GUESTS -
DESUS AND MERO
MAREN MORRIS

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AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW
>> Questlove: 1623

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>> Questlove: 1623
>> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON

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*

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*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YES!
THANK YOU!

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THANK YOU, EVERYONE.
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW.

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YOU'RE HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE

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THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
WELL, GUYS, THIS SUNDAY IS THE
94th ACADEMY AWARDS.

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YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S RIGHT, THE OSCARS

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ARE 94 AND TYPICAL HOLLYWOOD,
THEY'RE ALL DATING IN STATUES
THEIR 20s.

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[ LAUGHTER ]
I CAN'T WAIT
THE BIGGEST STARS WALKING THE

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RED CARPET, BEING ASKED "WHO
ARE YOU WEARING, WHO SWABBED
YOU?

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[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW
QUICK HEADS UP, IF YOU HEAR

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A PIERCING SHRIEK HALFWAY
THROUGH THE SHOW, THAT'S JUST
ME WHEN QUESTLOVE WINS THE

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OSCAR.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
MEANWHILE, QUEST, YOU'RE GOING

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TO ENJOY THIS, ALL RIGHT
SO, THE OSCAR GIFT BAG THIS
YEAR HAS A VALUE OF $140,000

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[ AUDIENCE OOHS
$140,000
CAN WE SEE WHAT'S IN THE BAG

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OH, IT'S GAS
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S A GALLON OF GAS

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>> Steve: WOW.
>> Jimmy: A GALLON -- A WHOLE
GALLON

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THE BIG NOMINEES THIS YEAR ARE
"THE POWER OF THE DOG," "CODA,"
"BELFAST," AND A BUNCH OF

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OTHERS YOU STARTED STREAMING
AND FORGOT TO FINISH
[ LAUGHTER ]

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BUT THIS IS NEW, I SAW THAT
THIS YEAR THERE'S A FAN
FAVORITE AWARD THAT WILL BE

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DECIDED BY A VOTE ON TWITTER
THAT'S WHY THE OSCAR WILL GO TO
A TIKTOK OF A GUY FALLING OFF

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A GOLF CART.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, THIS YEAR THE OSCARS ARE

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PAYING TRIBUTE TO "THE
GODFATHER" FOR ITS
50th ANNIVERSARY

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THEY'LL BE LIKE -- YEAH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YEP, THEY'RE LIKE, "WE'RE HERE

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TO HONOR ALL THE GREAT
'GODFATHER' MOVIES, 'THE
GODFATHER,' 'GODFATHER: PART

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II.'
YOU KNOW, THOSE TWO MOVIES
[ LAUGHTER ]

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THAT'S RIGHT, THE OSCARS WILL
ALSO PAY TRIBUTE TO THE
JAMES BOND FRANCHISE

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
IT MAKES SENSE
BECAUSE THERE'S SO MANY CLASSIC

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BOND FILMS
I MEAN, HERE, CHECK OUT THIS
PROMO THAT THE ACADEMY JUST

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I MEAN, HERE, CHECK OUT THIS
PROMO THAT THE ACADEMY JUST
RELEASED

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EXCITED TO TAKE A LOOK BACK AT
EVERY JAMES BOND FILM.

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EXCITED TO TAKE A LOOK BACK AT
EVERY JAMES BOND FILM.
INCLUDING --

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AND OF COURSE, "OCTOPUSSY.
*

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>> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO
A LOT OF GREAT CLASSICS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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>> Steve: WOW.
CLASSIC.
WOW.

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>> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF MOVIES,
EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS
THE DIRECTOR OF "THE BATMAN"

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JUST RELEASED A DELETED SCENE
SHOWING ROBERT PATTINSON FACING
OFF AGAINST THE JOKER.

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>> Steve: OOH.
>> Jimmy: IT'S PRETTY SHOCKING
I HAD NO IDEA THAT YOU COULD

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RELEASE A THREE-HOUR MOVIE AND
STILL HAVE DELETED SCENES.
[ LAUGHTER ]

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BUT THE SCENE IS REALLY
SOMETHING.
I MEAN, WE HAVEN'T SEEN

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A BATMAN FACE OFF AGAINST THE
JOKER IN MONTHS.
[ LAUGHTER ]

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SOME TV NEWS
TODAY THE SECOND SEASON OF
"BRIDGERTON" STARTED STREAMING

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ON NETFLIX
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
OH, YEAH

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MOTHER'S DAY CAME EARLY THIS
YEAR
[ LAUGHTER ]

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YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT
>> Steve: OH, OI
>> Jimmy: AT LEAST I --

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APPARENTLY A LOT OF THE FANS
WERE UPSET BECAUSE THIS SEASON
HAS WAY FEWER SEX SCENES

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[ AUDIENCE OHS ]
>> Steve: OH
[ LAUGHTER ]

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>> Jimmy: I KNOW
"BRIDGERTON" WITHOUT THE SEX
SCENES

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WHICH EXPLAINS THIS NEW NETFLIX
MESSAGE I SAW.
"WHY ARE YOU STILL WATCHING?

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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: WOW.
>> Jimmy: ISN'T THAT WEIRD

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GOT EVEN WEIRDER WHEN NETFLIX
ADDED MORE SEX SCENES TO "IS IT
CAKE?"

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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: YES!
>> Jimmy: DID YOU GUYS SEE

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THIS
NORTH KOREA JUST RELEASED
A HYPE VIDEO FOR ITS MOST

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RECENT MISSILE LAUNCH.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
TAKE A LOOK -- TAKE A LOOK AT

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TAKE A LOOK -- TAKE A LOOK AT
THIS
IT'S REAL.

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*

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*
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WAIT --

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>> Jimmy: THAT'S REAL.
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: YEAH

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>> Y'ALL DID THAT.
>> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S REAL, MAN
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

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THAT'S ACTUALLY YEAH
>> Tariq: NO, THIS IS THE PART,
WHERE --

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[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, NO, YEAH
NO, NOTHING SAYS THAT YOU'RE IN

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CHARGE LIKE POINTING AT
SOMETHING IN SLOW MOTION
[ LAUGHTER ]

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*
*
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

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*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AT A CERTAIN POINT, EVERYONE

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WAS JUST LIKE, "IS YOUR WATCH
BROKEN
WHAT'S GOING ON?

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[ LAUGHTER ]
WITH EVERYTHING PUTIN IS DOING,
THIS IS KIM JONG-UN'S WAY OF

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SAYING, "HEY, I'M NUTS TOO
REMEMBER ME?
[ LAUGHTER ]

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REMEMBER ME, GUYS?
COME ON.
BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE,

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KIM JONG-UN WAS JUST NOMINATED
FOR AN OSCAR -- BEST DICTATOR
SHORT.

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>> Steve: OH
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH

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>> Steve: NICE
>> Jimmy: WELL, THIS IS NICE
TODAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN WAS IN

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POLAND VISITING OUR TROOPS AND
EVEN STAYED FOR SOME PIZZA
BUT I THINK THE JALAPENO SLICE

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BUT I THINK THE JALAPENO SLICE
CAUGHT HIM BY SURPRISE
WATCH -- WATCH THIS.

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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[ APPLAUSE ]
>> OH.
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW IT MUST HAVE

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BEEN BAD WHEN DURING A
A PANDEMIC, BIDEN IS LIKE, "LET
ME DRINK FROM YOUR CUP

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LET ME -
[ LAUGHTER ]
I NEED SOMETHING TO --

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HAND IT OVER
JUST -- JUST SPIT IT IN MY
MOUTH.

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DON'T --
[ LAUGHTER ]
HOT, HOT, HOT.

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YEAH, THE SPICE REALLY GOT TO
HIM.
AND THIS IS REAL

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HE WAS STILL FEELING IT
A LITTLE LATER
THIS IS A REAL VIDEO

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A LITTLE LATER
THIS IS A REAL VIDEO
CHECK IT OUT

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[ COUGHING ]
>> I WANT TO THANK -

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EACH ONE OF YOU IN YOUR
ORGANIZATIONS -- EXCUSE ME
WE WERE VISITING OUR TROOPS,

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AND I HAD PIZZA PIE WITH HOT
PEPPERS ON IT.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

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>> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT DUDE
I LOVE HOW HE SAYS "PIZZA PIE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

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I DON'T EVEN THINK MARIO AND
LUIGI SAY THAT
I --

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[ LAUGHTER ]
IT WAS LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT
GIVES ME WORSE HEARTBURN THAT

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PIZZA PIE?
PAS --PASKETTI."
[ LAUGHTER ]

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SOME BUSINESS NEWS
IHOP AND PEPSI HAVE TEAMED UP
TO CREATE THE NEW MAPLE SYRUP

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COLA
HERE IT IS
YEAH -

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[ AUDIENCE OHS ]
YEAH, I'M TRYING TO BE HEALTHY
SO I'M GOING TO WAIT UNTIL THEY

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COME OUT WITH A DIET MAPLE
SYRUP PEPSI.
[ LAUGHTER ]

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YEAH, IT TURNS OUT THE
EXECUTIVES AT IHOP ARE JUST AS
DRUNK AS THE CUSTOMERS

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[ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY, A NEW STUDY FOUND
THAT DRINKING TWO TO THREE CUPS

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OF COFFEE A DAY COULD ADD YEARS
TO YOUR LIFE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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ON THE FLIP SIDE, IF YOU WANT
TO TAKE YEARS OFF OF YOUR LIFE,
TRY THE NEW MAPLE SYRUP PEPSI

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FROM IHOP.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW

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WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS
COME ON.

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*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE

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FOR YOU TONIGHT.
I'M SO EXCITED
THEY ARE THE HOSTS OF

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"DESUS & MERO," WHICH AIRS
THURSDAY NIGHTS AT 11:00 ON
SHOWTIME

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DESUS AND MERO ARE HERE
TONIGHT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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FUNNY -- FUNNY DUDES
PLUS, SHE'S AMAZING.
SHE'S A GRAMMY-WINNING ARTIST

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WHOSE NEW ALBUM "HUMBLE QUEST"
IS OUT NOW
MAREN MORRIS IS HERE TONIGHT

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>> Steve: OH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: IT'S JUST OUT TODAY.

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>> Steve: OH
>> Jimmy: THE ALBUM IS OUT
TODAY.

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"HUMBLE QUEST.
WE'RE GOING TO TALK TO MAREN,
AND THEN SHE'S GOING TO PERFORM

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FOR US TONIGHT ON THE SHOW
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
GUYS, I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT

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THIS
NEXT TUESDAY I HAVE A NEW
CHILDREN'S BOOK COMING OUT

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CALLED -
[ AUDIENCE AWS ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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"NANA LOVES YOU MORE."
THIS IS A GOODIE
>> Steve: TEARJERKER

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>> Jimmy: THIS IS -- YEAH.
"MORE THAN PARIS AND THE EIFFEL
TOWER, MORE THAN CATS WITH

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SUPER CAT POWERS."
[ AUDIENCE AWS ]
>> Steve: AW

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>> Jimmy: ANYWAY, IT'S --
IT'S -- YEAH
DON'T CRY YET, HIGGINS

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IT'S -- YEAH
BUT IT IS -- IT IS A LITTLE BIT
OF A WEEPER.

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>> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> Steve: SWEET.

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>> Jimmy: BUT TO CELEBRATE, ALL
NEXT WEEK WE'RE GOING TO BE
SHOWCASING SOME VERY TALENTED

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GRANDMAS ON THE SHOW -
[ AUDIENCE AWS ]
FROM ALL OVER THE COUNTRY.

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[ APPLAUSE ]
MUSICIANS, DANCERS, COMEDIANS,
LOTS MORE.

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SO LOOK FOR THAT EVERY NIGHT
NEXT WEEK.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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IT'S GOING TO BE FUN
NANA WEEK!
NANA

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GUYS, TODAY IS FRIDAY, AND
THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP
ON SOME PERSONAL STUFF

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YOU KNOW, I CHECK MY INBOX,
RETURN SOME EMAILS, AND OF
COURSE I SEND OUT THANK YOU

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NOTES.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I WAS RUNNING A BIT BEHIND

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TODAY.
I WAS JUST WONDERING, CAN I
WRITE OUT SOME WEEKLY THANK YOU

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NOTES RIGHT NOW?
IS THAT OKAY WITH YOU GUYS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU
NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE
*

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[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WHAT'S HE DOING?
IS HE CHEWING SOMETHING?

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>> Steve: I THINK HE'S HAD HIS
SECOND MAPLE PEPSI
>> Jimmy: HE'S LIKE, HIDING

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SOMETHING IN HIS MOUTH
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: IS IT A BIRD

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IS A BIRD IN THERE
>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT
IS

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HE HAD A JALAPENO SLICE OF
PIZZA MAYBE, EARLIER
[ LAUGHTER ]

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>> Steve: PIZZA PIE?
>> Jimmy: YEAH, PIZZA PIE.
>> Steve: SPICY PIZZA PIE.

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>> Jimmy: YEAH
*
THANK YOU, OSCAR POOLS, FOR

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GIVING ME A CHANCE TO WIN BACK
SOME OF THE MONEY I LOST IN MY
MARCH MADNESS BRACKET.

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YEAH
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
I LOST SO MUCH APECOIN, YOU

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HAVE NO IDEA
>> HOW MUCH APECOIN DID YOU
LOSE

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>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD, I LOST
LIKE 35 JIMMY BUCKS WORTH OF
APECOINS

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[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
*
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU, PICTURE

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FROM THIS WEEK'S NATO SUMMIT,
FOR LETTING ME KNOW WHAT IT'D
LOOK LIKE IF BROOKS BROTHERS

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SPONSORED A NEW "WE ARE THE
WORLD.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

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* THERE COMES A TIM
WHEN WE HEED
A CERTAIN CALL *

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[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
*
THANK YOU, HARRY STYLES' NEW

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ALBUM COVER --
[ CHEERS ]
-- FOR "HARRY'S HOUSE." FOR

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LOOKING LIKE THAT MOMENT YOU
REALIZED YOU BUILT THE IKEA
BACKWARDS.

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YOU GO -
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
*

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THANK YOU, MARCH, FOR FEELING
LIKE SOMEONE PUT THE WEATHER ON
SHUFFLE.

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[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
COME ON!
"IT'S BEAUTIFUL TODAY!

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>> Steve: IT'S 20!
>> Jimmy: WEARING A TURTLENECK
*

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THANK YOU, SENIORITIS, FOR
BEING BY FAR THE BEST "-ITIS"
YOU CAN HAVE AFTER SPRING

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BREAK.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
*

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THANK YOU, MARCH MADNESS, FOR
GOING FROM "I HOPE I WIN MY
OFFICE POOL" TO "I'LL JUST BE

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HAPPY IF CHAD FROM HR LOSES.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
WHY?

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>> Steve: YOU HATE CHAD.
*
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU,

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BIRDHOUSES, OR AS THE AIRBNB
LISTING CALLS IT, "KIND OF A
A HOLE IN THE WALL."

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[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
*
THANK YOU, QUESTLOVE, FOR BEING

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NOMINATED FOR AN ACADEMY AWARD
FOR BEST DOCUMENTARY -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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AND FOR BEING THE ONLY NOMINEE
WHO COULD END THEIR SPEECH BY
PLAYING THEIR OWN WRAP IT UP

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MUSIC.
THERE YOU GO
[ APPLAUSE ]

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GOOD LUCK TO YOU, BUDDY.
THERE YOU HAVE IT.
THOSE ARE OUR THANK YOU NOTES,

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RIGHT THERE.
GUYS, WE ARE IN THE SECOND WEEK
OF MARCH MADNESS

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>> Steve: WHAT
>> Jimmy: YEAH, AND WE'RE DOWN
TO THE SWEET 16.

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AND EVERY YEAR WE PICK A TEAM
TO ROOT FOR.
AND THIS YEAR WE PICKED

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GONZAGA.
AND, WELL, UNFORTUNATELY LAST
NIGHT THEY LOST, TO THE

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ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS, WHO WERE
GREAT.
GREAT TEAM, YEAH

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THEY WERE A GOOD TEAM.
SO NOW I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE

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A MINUTE TO SPEAK TO MY
BULLDOGS
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

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*
I KNOW YOU'RE PROBABLY FEELING
PRETTY LOW

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BUT LET ME TELL YOU, YOU GOT A
A LOT TO BE PROUD OF
GONZAGA -- GONZAGA, YOU LOST

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[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
BUT HERE'S THE GOOD NEWS
YOU PLAYED WELL.

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YOU'RE A GOOD TEAM
AND HOPEFULLY SOMEDAY YOU'RE
GOING TO GO ALL THE WAY.

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BUT LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE.
STILL HAVE SPRING BREAK.
GET OUT OF SPOKANE AND GO TO

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CANCUN
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AND YOU GOT THOSE ROWDY RAGS,

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YOU ALREADY GOT YOUR TOWEL
WE JUST WANT TO SAY THAT WE'RE
PROUD OF YOU

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GOTTA RESPECT HOW FAR YOU CAME
BESIDES, "SWEET 16" IS A MUCH
COOLER NAME THAN "ELITE 8.

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[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WHO CARES ABOUT BEING ELITE
WHEN YOU CAN BE SWEET?

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[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
GO ZAGS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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AND TIMMY, TIME TO SHAVE THAT
MUSTACHE
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE

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"TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
*

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*
>> Jimmy: PICNIC BASKET FULL
OF -- FULL OF BOUNCY BALLS

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>> ALL RIGHT
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA
GO UND -- SHOULD I GO UNDERHAND

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ON THIS ONE?
>> YEAH!
>> GO, JIMMY

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GO, JIMMY!
[ AUDIENCE OHS ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY.
IN HONOR OF MARCH MADNESS, I

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THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO PLAY
RANDOM OBJECT SHOOTOUT
BUT WE'RE GOING TO NEED

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A LITTLE HELP.
YOU KNOW THEM FROM THEIR
SHOWTIME SERIES, PLEASE WELCOME

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YOU KNOW THEM FROM THEIR
SHOWTIME SERIES, PLEASE WELCOME
DESUS AND MERO

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>> Jimmy: COME ON.
>> Jimmy: GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN

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WE'RE BACK
>> WE'RE BACK, BABY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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>> Jimmy: I LOVE IT.
SO GOOD TO SEE YOU
>> THE BAD NEWS BEARS.

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>> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY RIGHT.
THE BAD NEWS BEARS ARE BACK.
>> YES

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>> Jimmy: HERE'S HOW THIS IS
GOING TO WORK.
ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO TAKE

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TURNS TRYING TO SHOOT RANDOM
OBJECTS INTO THAT HOOP, OKAY
>> ALL RIGHT

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>> Jimmy: NOW, IF YOU MAKE IT,
YOU GET A POINT.
AND THE OBJECTS THAT WE'RE

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SHOOTING TONIGHT ARE A JUMBLE
OF STICKY HANDS TOYS
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

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THIS IS A LARGE EASTER EGG FULL
OF GLITTERY SLIME.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

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>> ARE YOU SURE?
>> Jimmy: YEAH
THIS IS A PICNIC BASKET FULL OF

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BOUNCY BALLS
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THESE ARE SPRING DAFFODILS IN

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A POT, YEAH.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AND LAST, THE MONEY BALL, WORTH

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TWO POINTS, IS A JULIUS RANDLE
LEGO HEAD.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

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>> LET'S GO KNICKS
>> Jimmy: COME ON, KNICKS.
ALL RIGHT, SINCE I'M THE HOST,

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I'M GOING TO GO FIRST AND I'LL
SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE, ALL
RIGHT.

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YOU GUYS GO BACK OVER HERE
>> OVER HERE
>> Jimmy: YEAH

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HERE WE GO
*
>> Jimmy: IT'S REAL STICKY

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>> OH.
>> OKAY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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>> THAT'S THE TECHNIQUE YOU
RECOMMEND?
>> Jimmy: PROVE ME -- PROVE ME

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WRONG.
>> ALL RIGHT
JIMMY KILLS IT AT THE "Y" WITH

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THE STICKY HANDS
>> ALL RIGHT
>> WANT TO RUB IT FOR GOOD

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LUCK
>> YEAH.
HERE WE GO

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HERE WE GO
>> ALL RIGHT
THAT'S HIS GO.

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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU CAN GO UNDERHAND
WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO.

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>> GO UNDERHAND.
>> Jimmy: YOU CAN DO ANYTHING.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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[ BELL DINGING ]
>> LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S
GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO

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>> Jimmy: WHAT
LET'S DO THIS.
>> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU KNOW HOW

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TO DO THAT
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW WE DO
>> Jimmy: HOW THE HECK DID YOU

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DO THAT, MAN
HOW AWESOME.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO, MAN

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[ LAUGHTER ]
PRESSURE'S ON, MAN
>> LET'S GET IT, MERO.

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STEP BACK!
[ AUDIENCE GROANS
>> Jimmy: JUDGES

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[ BELL DINGING ]
JUDGES SAY, "YES."
*

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT
IT'S A TIGHT GAME, OKAY.

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GOOD JOB, MERO
IT'S A TIGHT GAME, TIGHT GAME.
>> GOOD STUFF.

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GOOD STUFF
>> Jimmy: YEAH, GET THAT STICKY
OFF.

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I KNOW, IT'S STICKY EVERYWHERE
ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO

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>> COME ON, JIMMY.
WE'RE ROOTING FOR YOU.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU, BUD

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>> I CAN'T GO HOME STICKY TO MY
WIFE, JIMMY.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

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>> COME ON, COME ON, THE
CINDERELLA TEAM.
>> OH.

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*
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WOW, ALL RIGHT, THAT

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WAS JUST -- ALL RIGHT.
OH, I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
>> OH, OKAY.

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>> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO
THAT'S THE GOOD LUCK -
>> GOT A BIGGER BASKET

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>> Jimmy: GOOD LUCK SHIMMY
THERE.
COME ON.

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IT'S THE UNDERHAND
OH, IT'S LIKE BOWLING.
>> HERE WE GO.

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HERE WE GO
>> I'M FEELING COCKY
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH

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[ AUDIENCE OOHS
>> OH!
*

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>> Jimmy: WOW.
WAY OUT, WAY OUT
>> COME ON MERO.

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>> Jimmy: HIT THAT BACKBOARD
>> HIT THAT BACKBOARD.
LET'S GO

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>> BANK SHOT
>> Jimmy: BANK IT.
BANK IT.

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*
[ AUDIENCE GROANS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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>> Jimmy: THE EGG WAS THE
HARDEST ONE TO DO.
ALL RIGHT.

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HERE WE GO
PICNIC BASKET FULL OF BOUNCY
BALLS.

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>> ALL RIGHT
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING
TO GO --SHOULD I GO UNDERHAND

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ON THIS ONE?
>> YEAH.
>> GO JIMMY, GO JIMMY.

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[ BALLS BOUNCING ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ LAUGHTER ]

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*
>> Jimmy: WOW.
>> OKAY.

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ALL RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: THAT IS -- THAT IS
GOING TO TAKE FOUR DAYS TO

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CLEAN UP
>> THAT WAS INCREDIBLE
>> HOW DID YOU MISS EVERY

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SINGLE BALL?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> NOT ONE BALL WENT IN.

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>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
GO FOR IT.
*

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>> ALL RIGHT
COOL
>> OH!

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*
>> WHO'S IDEA WAS THIS
[ APPLAUSE ]

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>> IT'S NOT AS EASY AS IT
LOOKS.
[ LAUGHTER ]

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>> Jimmy: IT'S SO TOUGH.
ALL RIGHT.
>> ALL RIGHT, MERO

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>> HERE WE GO.
>> TAKE US HOME, DADDY
>> ALL RIGHT

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HERE WE GO
IT'S LIKE THROWING A BABY IN
THE BATH

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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> OH!
>> Jimmy: I KNOW IT COMES BACK

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AT YOU
IT ATTACKS YOU
*

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>> THAT WENT IN.
THAT WAS IN.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.

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HERE WE GO
IT'S STILL ANYONE'S GAME NOW
>> GOT TO HIT ONE, JIMMY

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>> ALL RIGHT, COME ON.
>> Jimmy: I GOT THIS ONE
THE SPRING -- YEAH, I GOT THIS

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ONE.
>> OH!
[ LAUGHTER ]

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*
>> Jimmy: VIOLENT.
IT'S VIOLENT NOW

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>> I LIKE THAT
[ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER
>> GOOD JOB.

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GOOD EFFORT.
GOOD JOB
>> ALL RIGHT, HERE YOU GO.

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>> HERE YOU GO
YOU GOT THIS, DADDY.
COME ON.

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LET'S GO
LET'S GET IT
>> ALL RIGHT

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WE'RE DOING THIS FOR
ERIC ADAMS
>> OH!

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[ LAUGHTER ]
*
>> I LIKE THAT SAME -- THAT

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SAME LEVEL OF AGGRESSION
>> Jimmy: ERIC ADAMS
>> I LIKE THE SAME LEVEL OF

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AGGRESSION
>> Jimmy: THIS IS A DISASTER
[ LAUGHTER ]

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>> YEAH, OH, MY GOD.
>> COME ON, MERO
GET BIG, DADDY

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>> ALL RIGHT
HERE WE GO
>> LOOSEN ME UP.

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LOOSEN ME UP
>> YOU GOT THIS, YOU GOT THIS.
>> HERE WE GO.

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>> FOR THREE
>> IT WAS RIGHT THERE.
>> Jimmy: OH

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IT WAS RIGHT THERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
*

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>> Jimmy: JUDGES SAY, "NO.
>> SHE SAID, "YEAH."
SHE SAID, "YEAH.

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>> Jimmy: NO, NO JUDGES SAY,
"NO, NO, NO.
HERE WE GO

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GUYS, IT IS DOWN -- IT IS DOWN
TO THE MONEY BALL.
THE JULIUS RANDLE LEGO HEAD.

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AND IF YOU SCORE THIS, THIS IS
TWO POINTS
BASICALLY WHOEVER SINKS THIS

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WINS, BASICALLY.
>> GOING FOR THE MONEY MAKER
>> Jimmy: GOING FOR THE

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MONEYBALL.
>> THE GAME WINNER
>> Jimmy: COME ON JULIUS

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DON'T LET ME DOWN, JULIUS.
COME ON.
[ AUDIENCE GROANS

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SORRY, JULIUS.
SORRY, JULIUS.
SORRY, JULIUS.

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>> OH.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, IT'S GOING
TO BE ONE OF YOU GUYS.

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YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO BE THE
CHAMPS
>> BING BONG

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>> Jimmy: BING BONG.
>> AW.
>> Jimmy: FOR THE WIN.

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FOR THE WIN.
>> COME ON, YOU GOT THIS
YOU GOT THIS

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>> Jimmy: FOR THE WIN OR IT
ENDS IN A TIE.
FOR THE WIN.

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TAKE YOUR TIME ON THIS
COME ON, BUD
YOU GOT THIS, MERO

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>> ALL RIGHT
ALL RIGHT.
AND HERE WE GO

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GO NEW YORK.
[ AUDIENCE GROANS
>> Jimmy: IT IS A TIE!

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DESUS AND MERO ARE THE CHAMPS.
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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DESUS AND MERO ARE THE CHAMPS.
WE'RE TALKING TO THEM AFTER THE
BREAK.

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STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
COME ON BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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*
>> I WAS JUST LIKE BAWLING, AND
I WAS LIKE, "I KNOW YOU DON'T

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KNOW WHO I AM, BUT I'M SUCH
A HUGE FAN OF YOURS.
AND THANK YOU, BLAH, BLAH,

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A HUGE FAN OF YOURS.
AND THANK YOU, BLAH, BLAH,
BLAH."

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SHOWTIME
YOU CAN CATCH NEW EPISODES
THURSDAYS NIGHTS AT 11:00.

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THURSDAYS NIGHTS AT 11:00.
PLEASE WELCOME OUR PALS, DESUS
AND MERO

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*

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>> Jimmy: COME ON, NOW
>> IT WAS THE JULIUS RANDLE
HEAD

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>> Jimmy: IT WAS THE -- NOW I
DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS THE
JULIUS RANDLE HEAD OR IT WAS

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THE BASKET OF BOUNCY BALLS, BUT
YEAH, I CUT MYSELF
>> HOW DO YOU CUT YOURSELF WITH

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A BOUNCY BALL?
>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
I WAS BLEEDING ALL OVER --

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>> THERE'S NO SHARP CORNERS ON
THAT
>> Jimmy: I WAS BLEEDING ALL

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OVER THE PLACE
MAN, I WAS LIKE -- THAT'S WHAT
I DO FOR THIS SHOW, MAN.

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>> HE SACRIFICES HIS BODY.
GIVE IT UP FOR HIM
GIVE IT UP FOR HIM

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: I MISSED YOU GUYS.
>> WE MISSED YOU TOO

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>> Jimmy: I MISSED YOU, MISSED
YOU, MISSED YOU.
>> WE MISSED YOU AND WE MISSED

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30 ROCK.
YO, IT'S GREAT TO BE BACK.
IT'S OUR FIRST TIME BEING BACK

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SINCE COVID.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> LET'S GO.

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WE MISSED ALL OF YOU GUYS.
EVERYBODY.
>> THE ROOTS

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>> Jimmy: THE ROOTS, COME ON
>> THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW!
>> Jimmy: WHAT HAS CHANGED

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WHAT DID I MISS OUT ON
ARE YOU DIFFERENT?
>> I'M FATTER.

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>> Jimmy: NO, YOU'RE NOT
NO, YOU'RE NOT
>> RUBENESQUE, RUBENESQUE.

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>> I'M ZAFTIG.
>> Jimmy: DESUS, I SAW SOME
PICTURE OF YOU -

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>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: -- EATING A FERMENTED
SHARK.

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>> IN ICELAND, YES
>> Jimmy: IN ICELAND, YOU'VE
CHANGED, BUDDY

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>> I HAVE.
I HAVE, I HAVE
NOT FOR THE BEST

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I'VE SOLD OUT.
BUT NO, FERMENTED SHARK IN
ICELAND, AS WE DO.

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00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:44,090
AS WE DO
>> Jimmy: WHAT DID IT TASTE
LIKE

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>> IT TASTED LIKE IF YOU GET A
A FILET-O-FISH AND YOU GO ON TO
AN MCA SUBWAY CAR AND YOU GET

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EVERYONE IN THE TRAIN TO CHEW
IT A LITTLE AND THEN PASS IT TO
THE NEXT PERSON AND THEN AT THE

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END OF IT, YOU EAT IT -- IT'S
ABOUT THE SAME
[ LAUGHTER ]

349
00:23:52,265 --> 00:23:59,139
>> Jimmy: SO, YOU DIDN'T LIKE
IT
OKAY

350
00:23:59,139 --> 00:24:02,042
>> IT'S AN ACQUIRED TASTE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH

351
00:24:02,042 --> 00:24:05,378
AND MERO, YOU WERE -- YOU
WERE -- I FOLLOW YOU BOTH ON
SOCIALS, BY THE WAY.

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AND YOU'RE VERY GREAT.
THEY'RE GOOD FOLLOWS
GOOD FOLLOWS

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DESUS, YOU DID THIS THING --
YOU COMPARED WHAT "GOLDEN
GIRLS," WHAT SNEAKERS THEY

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WOULD WEAR
WHAT JORDANS THEY WOULD WEAR
>> WHAT PAIR OF JORDANS THEY

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WOULD BE
WHAT PAIR OF JORDANS PROPERLY
MANIFESTS EACH SPECIFIC GOLDEN

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GIRL, DOROTHY, BLANCHE, ROSE
>> Jimmy: BUT WHAT MADE YOU
THINK OF IT?

357
00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:33,473
>> MARIJUANA, JIMMY.
MARIJUANA.
[ LAUGHTER ]

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>> IF YOU LOOK AT THE
TIMESTAMP, IT'S 12:13 IN THE
MORNING.

359
00:24:38,611 --> 00:24:40,880
>> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT, IT'S
ALL MAKING SENSE
>> CLEARLY A LITTLE THING

360
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CALLED INSOMNIA.
OKAY, HERE WE GOT JUST DOROTHY
LOOKING DEBONAIR

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>> HEY, IT SELLS ITSELF.
HEY.
HEY, PICTURE HER BACK IN ST.

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00:24:48,421 --> 00:24:53,093
OLAF
>> Jimmy: NOW LOOK AT THAT,
COME ON.

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I MEAN, THIS IS -- IT WENT
CRAZY VIRAL.
>> IT WENT CRAZY AND YOU KNOW

364
00:24:55,662 --> 00:24:57,731
WHAT
I PUT A LOT OF EFFORT INTO IT
AND PROBABLY EFFORT I COULD

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HAVE PUT INTO OTHER PARTS OF MY
LIFE
[ LAUGHTER ]

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>> Jimmy: YOU SHOULD BE PROUD
OF THAT.
IT'S GOOD STUFF.

367
00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:06,473
WHEN I FOLLOW YOU, I WANT TO
SAY YOU HAVE A LOT OF -- YOU
HAVE ALL CAPS.

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00:25:06,473 --> 00:25:12,479
>> YES
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU YELLING?
WHY ARE YOU ALL CAPS

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00:25:12,479 --> 00:25:14,080
>> NO, I'M A VERY GENTLE GUY,
AS YOU KNOW.
>> Jimmy: YOU ARE A GENTLEMAN,

370
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:16,416
YEAH
>> CUDDLY TEDDY BEAR, YEAH
>> Jimmy: YEAH

371
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>> WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE --
YOU KNOW, I WANT PEOPLE TO SEE
WHAT I'M SAYING.

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SO LIKE IF YOU'RE TYPE IN ALL
CAPS, AND YOU'RE JUST SCROLLING
THROUGH TWITTER OR WHEREVER,

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IT'S JUST LIKE, "BOOM, YO,
HEY!
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

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BUT I'M NOT YELLING.
>> Jimmy: NO
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

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>> Jimmy: YOU'RE JUST LIKE -
>> IT'S JUST LIKE, "HEY!
HEY.

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THE YELL IS INITIAL.
IT'S JUST TO GET YOUR
ATTENTION, AND THEN I DRAW YOU

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00:25:34,067 --> 00:25:36,536
IN
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
>> Jimmy: AH, TO SEE HOW GENTLE

378
00:25:36,536 --> 00:25:39,172
YOU ARE, BUT YOU'RE LIKE -
>> HEY, HEY!
COME HERE!

379
00:25:39,172 --> 00:25:41,875
GIVE ME A HUG, GIVE ME A HUG
I LOVE YOU
I WANT TO SNUGGLE!

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00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:50,517
>> Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY, PERFECT.
>> I WANT TO BE THE BIG SPOON!
[ LAUGHTER ]

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00:25:50,517 --> 00:25:52,485
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO LOOK AT
WHAT OTHER JOBS YOU HAD BEFORE
YOUR GREAT SHOW, YOUR TALK

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SHOW
>> Jimmy: AND YOU USED TO WORK
AT ANN TAYLOR LOFT

383
00:25:57,624 --> 00:25:59,259
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YES
YES, I DID

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YES, I DID
>> Jimmy: TALK TO ME -- TALK TO
ME, PLEASE

385
00:26:01,027 --> 00:26:03,196
>> SO, YOU KNOW, I STARTED OUT
WORKING IN THE STOCK ROOM.
AND, YOU KNOW, SOMEBODY WAS

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HURT ONE DAY
AND THEN THEY PUT ME ON THE
FLOOR WITH GOLD GRILLS AND

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00:26:07,801 --> 00:26:13,707
STRAIGHT BACK CORN ROWS.
AND THEN I WOULD HELP LOVELY
WOMEN FIND PENCIL SKIRTS IN THE

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SALES SECTION, YOU KNOW WHAT I
MEAN
[ LAUGHTER ]

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THIS GUY
>> Jimmy: HOW WERE YOU
HOW WAS IT

390
00:26:18,078 --> 00:26:22,349
>> I WAS A GREAT SALESMAN.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE GOOD,
RIGHT?

391
00:26:22,349 --> 00:26:25,819
>> YEAH, I WAS LIKE, "HEY!
COME HERE!
>> Jimmy: "YOU'D BE GREAT IN A

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A PENCIL SKIRT!"
>> "YEAH, YOU LOOK GREAT IN
A PENCIL SKIRT

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00:26:28,054 --> 00:26:30,523
THIS GOES GREAT WITH THIS
BLOUSE
IT'S SILK!

394
00:26:30,523 --> 00:26:32,726
>> I LOVE HIM, BUT HE'S
AGGRESSIVE
>> Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT

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00:26:32,726 --> 00:26:37,063
SEASON FOUR OF THE SHOW.
MAN, I MEAN LOOK AT YOU NOW.
YOU'RE GETTING

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00:26:37,063 --> 00:26:38,965
DENZEL WASHINGTON TO COME ON
THE SHOW
AND JUST -- HOW IS DENZEL?

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00:26:38,965 --> 00:26:42,769
>> HE'S COOL
>> OH, MAN
>> IT WAS LIKE TALKING TO JUST

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A COOL UNCLE -
>> WITH A LOT OF MONEY
>> YEAH, HE'S LIKE THE COOL

399
00:26:49,142 --> 00:26:51,644
UNCLE ON THANKSGIVING THAT
KNOWS YOU'RE HIGH BUT HE
DOESN'T TELL ANYBODY ELSE.

400
00:26:51,644 --> 00:26:53,747
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND HE LOVED IT BECAUSE IT
WASN'T, LIKE, YOUR USUAL

401
00:26:53,747 --> 00:26:57,417
INTERVIEW.
WE'RE LIKE, "DENZEL, WHAT ARE
YOU WORKING WITH?"

402
00:26:57,417 --> 00:26:59,519
WE'RE LIKE, "DENZEL, TELL US
ABOUT SOME TERRIBLE STORIES
FROM WHEN YOU WERE A TEENAGER.

403
00:26:59,519 --> 00:27:02,222
AND HE, LIKE -- HE LIKE ENJOYED
TELLING THEM
>> Jimmy: AND HE GOT INTO IT

404
00:27:02,222 --> 00:27:04,858
>> HE GOT INTO IT.
>> Jimmy: GREAT, YEAH.
I WANTED TO GET YOUR TAKE,

405
00:27:04,858 --> 00:27:06,292
BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS HAVE VERY
GOOD OPINIONS ON CERTAIN
THINGS

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00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:08,261
I JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF WE CAN
GET YOUR TAKE --
>> GO!

407
00:27:08,261 --> 00:27:10,430
>> Jimmy: -- DESUS AND MERO ON
A COUPLE OF THINGS
HERE WE GO

408
00:27:10,430 --> 00:27:12,399
EATING A DOLLAR SLICE WITH A
A FORK AND KNIFE
THOUGHTS

409
00:27:12,399 --> 00:27:15,669
>> OOH
THAT'S A SIGN YOU'RE DOWN BAD.
>> YEAH, YEAH.

410
00:27:15,669 --> 00:27:20,040
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THINGS AREN'T GOING WELL IN
YOUR LIFE.

411
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:23,877
>> THEY ARE NOT GOING WELL IN
YOUR LIFE.
YOU MAY HAVE JUST BEEN RELEASED

412
00:27:23,877 --> 00:27:25,745
FROM REHAB
OR YOU MIGHT HAVE JUST BEEN
MAYOR.

413
00:27:25,745 --> 00:27:30,216
[ LAUGHTER ]
SO, YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOT TO
FIGURE OUT

414
00:27:30,216 --> 00:27:32,185
>> Jimmy: HE DID DO THAT,
RIGHT?
HE DID DO THAT

415
00:27:32,185 --> 00:27:35,255
OKAY
MAN SPREADING ON THE SUBWAY.
DO YOU SAY SOMETHING

416
00:27:35,255 --> 00:27:36,790
>> IF YOU SMELL ANYTHING, THEN
ABSOLUTELY, YES.
YOU MUST SAY, LIKE, "YO,

417
00:27:36,790 --> 00:27:41,695
PLEASE, SIR, YOU'RE MAKING
SAUCE IN YOUR DENIM, PLEASE
CLOSE YOUR LEGS.

418
00:27:41,695 --> 00:27:44,097
>> Jimmy: OKAY
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
>> OKAY, I WOULD SAY SOMETHING,

419
00:27:44,097 --> 00:27:46,499
BUT THERE'S A LOT OF STABBINGS
GOING ON IN SUBWAYS.
SO I'M GOING TO MIND MY

420
00:27:46,499 --> 00:27:51,538
BUSINESS
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
YOU'RE GOING TO MIND YOUR

421
00:27:51,538 --> 00:27:53,740
BUSINESS, ALL RIGHT.
UPSTREAMING SOMEONE FOR A CAB
WHILE YOU'RE ON THE SAME BLOCK

422
00:27:53,740 --> 00:27:56,910
>> WHOA.
>> SEE THAT DOESN'T REALLY
APPLY TO US, BECAUSE WE'RE FROM

423
00:27:56,910 --> 00:27:59,846
THE BRONX, SO WHEN WE GET CABS,
THEY'RE LIKE, "THE BRONX IS
CLOSED."

424
00:27:59,846 --> 00:28:02,782
>> YEAH, IT'S LIKE, "OH, HEY
OH, IT'S DARK NOW, WE CAN'T GO
TO THE BRONX, SORRY.

425
00:28:02,782 --> 00:28:06,419
>> OOH, 5:45, OOH, THEY CLOSED
THE GATE IN THE BRONX.
[ LAUGHTER ]

426
00:28:06,419 --> 00:28:14,594
>> THEY DON'T, THEY DON'T.
THEY CALL, THEY'RE LIKE, "HEY,
FAT JOE SAID IT'S CLOSED."

427
00:28:14,594 --> 00:28:16,796
>> Jimmy: WHAT ABOUT SUDDENLY
SWITCHING FROM BEING A NEW YORK
KNICKS FAN TO BECOMING A

428
00:28:16,796 --> 00:28:21,935
A BROOKLYN NETS FAN?
>> DOES THAT HAPPEN?
>> Jimmy: JUST SAYING.

429
00:28:21,935 --> 00:28:25,205
>> DID SOMEBODY DO THAT?
DID YOU DO THAT?
>> JIMMY, ARE YOU LYING TO US?

430
00:28:25,205 --> 00:28:29,809
>> Jimmy: NO, I WOULD NEVER DO
THAT
>> LIKE WHO DOES THAT?

431
00:28:29,809 --> 00:28:35,482
>> Jimmy: PEOPLE ARE THINKING
ABOUT DOING IT, BECAUSE --
>> JIMMY, DON'T DO THAT, JIMMY

432
00:28:35,482 --> 00:28:38,051
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, I WON'T DO
IT
>> YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THERE'S

433
00:28:38,051 --> 00:28:40,186
PEOPLE WHO HAVE THE UNMITIGATED
AUDACITY TO BE TREACHEROUS TO
TURN THEIR BACKS ON THE ORANGE

434
00:28:40,186 --> 00:28:42,922
AND BLUE LIFESTYLE THAT WE HAVE
SUFFERED THROUGH FOR YEARS
>> THAT'S RIGHT!

435
00:28:42,922 --> 00:28:45,325
>> Jimmy: WE ARE
NEW YORK KNICKS FANS
GO NEW YORK, GO NEW YORK, GO

436
00:28:45,325 --> 00:28:49,696
GO NEW YORK, GO NEW YORK, GO
>> LET'S GO!
HOW DARE YOU

437
00:28:49,696 --> 00:28:56,903
>> Jimmy: JUST MAKING SURE
JUST DOUBLE CHECKING
A LOT OF PEOPLE WATCHING

438
00:28:56,903 --> 00:28:58,672
YEAH, SO -- FINALLY, PEOPLE WHO
WALK ON A CROWDED SIDEWALK
WHILE STARING AT THEIR PHONES.

439
00:28:58,672 --> 00:29:00,607
>> HEY, LISTEN, IT'S FINE.
THEY'RE FROM MAINE
IT'S OKAY.

440
00:29:00,607 --> 00:29:03,143
>> THEY'RE ALLOWED
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S IT.

441
00:29:03,143 --> 00:29:07,514
I APPRECIATE YOUR OPINIONS
DESUS AND MERO RIGHT THERE
>> JIMMY

442
00:29:07,514 --> 00:29:11,217
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW
EVERYONE A CLIP.

443
00:29:11,217 --> 00:29:13,286
HERE'S DESUS AND MERO WITH
DENZEL WASHINGTON.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.

444
00:29:14,354 --> 00:29:16,489
>> WHAT'S A LEGENDARY STOP ON
THE 2?
>> WHERE WOULD YOU GET NERVOUS

445
00:29:16,489 --> 00:29:18,758
>> WHERE WOULD I GET NERVOUS
241st.
>> WHY

446
00:29:18,758 --> 00:29:23,363
>> BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT
IT'S WEIRD BECAUSE THE TRAIN
JUST ENDS.

447
00:29:23,363 --> 00:29:27,434
>> RIGHT
>> AND, LIKE, IF YOU'RE NOT
USED TO THAT AS -- A LOT OF

448
00:29:27,434 --> 00:29:29,235
NEW YORKERS HAVE NEVER BEEN ON
A TRAIN WHERE IT GOES ABOVE
GROUND, SO IMAGINE A TRAIN JUST

449
00:29:29,235 --> 00:29:30,704
ENDS AND YOU KEEP WALKING AND
NOW YOU'RE IN A FOREIGN LAND
CALLED WHAT?

450
00:29:30,704 --> 00:29:31,805
MT. VERNON
>> ELL, NO, YOU'RE STILL IN
THE BRONX.

451
00:29:31,805 --> 00:29:33,540
>> WELL, NO, IF YOU WALK UP TWO
BLOCKS, NOW YOU'RE IN MONEY
EARNING MT. VERNON, RIGHT?

452
00:29:33,540 --> 00:29:35,275
>> AND YOU COME DOWN THE STAIRS
AND IT'S PEPPINOS.
>> PEPPINOS PI -

453
00:29:35,275 --> 00:29:40,080
>> WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT --
>> COME ON
>> ONCE IN AWHILE.

454
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,916
>> THAT'S OFFICIAL
HE'S OFFICIAL.
DENZEL'S OFFICIAL.

455
00:29:42,916 --> 00:29:44,751
>> I'M OFFICIAL.
>> JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT HE WAS
HOLLYWOOD, HE'S NOT.

456
00:29:44,751 --> 00:29:49,923
HE'S HOLLY-HOOD.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: DESUS AND MERO,

457
00:29:49,923 --> 00:29:54,728
EVERYBODY!
CHECK THEM OUT ON SHOWTIME
EVERY THURSDAY AT 11:00 P.M.

458
00:29:54,728 --> 00:29:56,496
>> OH YEAH
>> Jimmy: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH MAREN MORRIS.

459
00:29:56,496 --> 00:29:59,766
STICK AROUND
DUDE, HOLLY-HOOD -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

460
00:29:59,766 --> 00:30:15,982
*
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS
A GRAMMY-WINNING ARTIST WHOSE

461
00:30:15,982 --> 00:30:19,152
ALBUM "HUMBLE QUEST" IS OUT
NOW.
EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME

462
00:30:19,152 --> 00:30:20,086
NOW.
EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME
MAREN MORRIS

463
00:30:21,921 --> 00:30:33,900
*
*

464
00:30:33,900 --> 00:30:42,208
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
IT IS -- IT IS SO AWESOME TO
HAVE YOU ON THE SHOW, JUST

465
00:30:42,208 --> 00:30:44,277
BECAUSE YOU KNOW WE'RE BIG
FANS
YOU'VE BEEN ON THE SHOW A BUNCH

466
00:30:44,277 --> 00:30:46,479
OF TIMES
BUT TODAY IS ACTUALLY -- YOUR
RECORD IS OUT.

467
00:30:46,479 --> 00:30:48,314
>> IT'S OUT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THE ODDS -

468
00:30:48,314 --> 00:30:53,520
>> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: THE ODDS OF US
SEEING -- I'M SO HAPPY TO

469
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:55,321
WITNESS THIS
>> I AM HONORED TO SEE YOU THE
DAY OF

470
00:30:55,321 --> 00:30:58,391
IT'S A GOOD LUCK CHARM MAYBE
>> Jimmy: YES, IT IS
IT'S FINALLY OUT

471
00:30:58,391 --> 00:31:01,761
LET'S LOOK AT IT, RIGHT HERE
"HUMBLE QUEST.
>> THAT'S HER.

472
00:31:01,761 --> 00:31:09,869
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, I WANT TO
TALK ABOUT THE TITLE

473
00:31:09,869 --> 00:31:12,172
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE PHOTO
WHAT'S THE PHOTO
HOW DID YOU DECIDE ON THIS

474
00:31:12,172 --> 00:31:16,676
COVER?
>> IT WAS -- WELL, IT WAS THE
LAST SETUP OF THE DAY AND IT

475
00:31:16,676 --> 00:31:18,411
WAS IN THIS, LIKE, HIGH SCHOOL
BASEMENT GYM AND SO I WAS,
LIKE, "YEAH, I GUESS WE'LL DO

476
00:31:18,411 --> 00:31:23,750
IT IF IT'S HERE.
BUT IT WAS HEATED, BUT -
>> Jimmy: SO THAT'S JUST A POOL

477
00:31:23,750 --> 00:31:28,121
IN A HIGH SCHOOL, AND YOU
JUMPED IN?
>> YEAH, I MEAN, THEY LET ME

478
00:31:28,121 --> 00:31:30,957
IN
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NO, YEAH, YOU DIDN'T

479
00:31:30,957 --> 00:31:35,128
BREAK IN
YEAH, YOU DIDN'T BREAK IN,
YEAH, OF COURSE.

480
00:31:35,128 --> 00:31:36,629
>> YEAH, NO.
BUT ACTUALLY IT JUST ENDED UP
BEING ONE OF MY FAVORITES

481
00:31:36,629 --> 00:31:38,231
BECAUSE IT WASN'T, LIKE,
OVERDONE, AND MY HAIR'S WET.
AND IT FELT KIND OF, LIKE,

482
00:31:38,231 --> 00:31:40,800
BAPTISMAL IN A WAY
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> SO IT FIT THE VIBE OF THE

483
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:43,303
MUSIC.
>> Jimmy: AND "HUMBLE QUEST,"
WHICH IS THE NAME OF THE

484
00:31:43,303 --> 00:31:45,405
ALBUM -- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
HUMBLE QUEST
>> WELL, I FEEL LIKE THE LAST

485
00:31:45,405 --> 00:31:54,247
TWO YEARS WERE PROBABLY
HUMBLING FOR ALL HUMANS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH

486
00:31:54,247 --> 00:31:56,750
>> JUST NOT HAVING JOBS, OR
JUST NOT HAVING A PURPOSE.
AND I HAD MY SON AT THE VERY

487
00:31:56,750 --> 00:32:03,656
BEGINNING OF THE PANDEMIC.
SO, THAT WAS -- THAT CUT ME
DOWN A LITTLE BIT, TOO

488
00:32:03,656 --> 00:32:09,562
I HAD KIND OF A ROUGH DELIVERY
SO, YEAH, HAVING MY SON, AND
THEN HAVING TOURING CANCELLED

489
00:32:09,562 --> 00:32:11,197
FOR TWO YEARS, WHICH WAS
LIKE -- I'M CELEBRATING MY
BABY, BUT I CAN'T SHARE HIM

490
00:32:11,197 --> 00:32:18,071
WITH ANYBODY BECAUSE WE'RE
QUARANTINING
AND THEN I COULDN'T TOUR

491
00:32:18,071 --> 00:32:23,643
SO IT WAS JUST, LIKE, A REALLY
GROUNDING EXPERIENCE LEARNING
THAT, LIKE, I LOVE WHAT I DO

492
00:32:23,643 --> 00:32:31,584
I'VE BEEN DOING MUSIC SINCE I
WAS TEN.
BUT I PUT SO MUCH OF MY WORTH

493
00:32:31,584 --> 00:32:33,520
IN IT, AND I THINK THE LAST TWO
YEARS TAUGHT ME THAT, LIKE, I
CAN LOVE WHAT I DO, BUT I DON'T

494
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:36,890
HAVE TO DO IT TO FEEL LOVED.
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> IF THAT MAKES SENSE

495
00:32:36,890 --> 00:32:40,694
>> Jimmy: YEAH
GOOD FOR YOU
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

496
00:32:40,694 --> 00:32:42,662
YOU GOT THROUGH IT
YOU GOT THROUGH IT
AND YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL BABY.

497
00:32:42,662 --> 00:32:46,199
A BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY
AND I ACTUALLY LOVE, ON ONE OF
THE TRACKS -- I THINK IT'S

498
00:32:46,199 --> 00:32:49,269
"HUMMINGBIRD" MAYBE --
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE -- HE'S ON,

499
00:32:49,269 --> 00:32:58,111
HE SAYS, "MAMA."
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AT THE BEGINNING

500
00:32:58,111 --> 00:33:00,046
IT'S VERY CUTE
IT'S AWESOME
>> I ACTUALLY WROTE

501
00:33:00,046 --> 00:33:01,581
"HUMMINGBIRD" THE DAY I FOUND
OUT I WAS HAVING MY SON BACK IN
2019

502
00:33:01,581 --> 00:33:03,450
AND THEN THE PANDEMIC HIT.
I HAD HIM.
AND THEN BY THE TIME I WAS

503
00:33:03,450 --> 00:33:05,618
RECORDING THIS RECORD, I -- MY
SON WAS STARTING TO TALK
AND SO, I GOT A LITTLE iPHONE

504
00:33:05,618 --> 00:33:12,826
VOICE RECORDING OF HIM SAYING,
"MAMA.
AND SO GREG KURSTIN, MY

505
00:33:12,826 --> 00:33:14,961
PRODUCER, PUT IT AT THE TOP OF
THAT SONG.
SO HE GOT -- IT'S ACTUALLY THE

506
00:33:14,961 --> 00:33:17,330
FEATURE ON THE RECORD, IS MY
SON.
[ LAUGHTER ]

507
00:33:17,330 --> 00:33:30,076
>> Jimmy: HE GOT A FEATURE
CREDIT, YEAH
HE JUST TURNED TWO

508
00:33:30,076 --> 00:33:32,612
DID YOU HAVE A PARTY FOR HIM
>> YEAH, WE HAD A LITTLE
REDNECK PETTING ZOO IN OUR

509
00:33:32,612 --> 00:33:34,581
FRONT YARD
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: A FEATURE, YEAH.

510
00:33:34,581 --> 00:33:37,484
HE GOT A FEATURE CREDIT.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THE GRAMMYS ARE NEXT

511
00:33:37,484 --> 00:33:38,852
WEEKEND.
YOU'RE NOMINATED FOR TWO
AWARDS

512
00:33:38,852 --> 00:33:41,821
CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT.
>> THANKS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

513
00:33:41,821 --> 00:33:43,857
>> Jimmy: YOU MEET A LOT OF
PEOPLE
YOU'VE DONE COLLABORATIONS WITH

514
00:33:43,857 --> 00:33:45,525
EVERYONE COOL.
I MEAN, GOSH, YOU'RE JUST
AMAZING ALREADY IN YOUR CAREER,

515
00:33:45,525 --> 00:33:54,701
AND YOU'RE SILL SO YOUNG
BUT DOLLY -- JUST TO SAY
JUST START THERE

516
00:33:54,701 --> 00:33:57,003
TAYLOR
BUT I WAS LIKE -- IS THERE
ANYONE THAT YOU REALLY -- LIKE,

517
00:33:57,003 --> 00:33:58,872
BLOWS YOUR MIND AND YOU FREAK
OUT, AND YOU FAN GIRL OUT?
>> I FEEL LIKE TWICE IN MY LIFE

518
00:33:58,872 --> 00:34:00,840
I'VE BEEN STAR STRUCK BY
SOMEBODY
>> Jimmy: YES.

519
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:02,475
>> AND, LIKE, ONE -- WELL,
ACTUALLY THREE
ONE WAS DOLLY.

520
00:34:02,475 --> 00:34:06,413
THE OTHER WAS ELTON JOHN, LIKE,
MEETING HIM.
AND THEN -

521
00:34:06,413 --> 00:34:08,715
[ CLEARING THROAT
I WAS --
[ LAUGHTER ]

522
00:34:08,715 --> 00:34:10,784
AND JIMOTHY FALLON
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU.
>> SORRY

523
00:34:10,784 --> 00:34:11,885
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS -- STAR
STRUCK
>> OH, MY GOD.

524
00:34:11,885 --> 00:34:13,820
>> Jimmy: THERE'S FOUR PEOPLE.
>> YEAH.
BUT NO, OKAY

525
00:34:13,820 --> 00:34:17,223
THE FOURTH WOULD BE -- I WAS AT
THIS BEATLES DOCUMENTARY PARTY
AT HENSEN STUDIOS IN L.A.

526
00:34:17,223 --> 00:34:21,928
A COUPLE MONTHS AGO, AND I WAS
LEAVING EARLY 'CAUSE THAT'S,
LIKE, MY MOVE.

527
00:34:21,928 --> 00:34:27,667
AND, UM, I SAW AMY POEHLER
DOING THE EXACT SAME THING
AND I HAD A COUPLE MARGARITAS

528
00:34:27,667 --> 00:34:30,804
IN ME.
BUT I -- I NEVER DO THIS, BUT I
WAS LIKE, I WILL REGRET IF I

529
00:34:30,804 --> 00:34:36,776
DON'T GO UP TO HER AND JUST SAY
HOW MUCH SHE MEANS TO ME
AND ESPECIALLY, LIKE, JUST

530
00:34:36,776 --> 00:34:38,578
GROWING UP WATCHING "SNL" WITH
YOU GUYS ON IT, AND JUST HOW
MUCH SHE MEANS TO ME AS A WOMAN

531
00:34:38,578 --> 00:34:47,520
WHO IS FUNNY
AND I GO OVER TO HER, AND SHE'S
SO SWEET, LIKE I'M SURE YOU

532
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:50,657
KNOW, BECAUSE YOU KNOW HER
>> Jimmy: SHE'S THE GREATEST
>> BUT I WAS JUST BAWLING AND I

533
00:34:50,657 --> 00:34:53,093
WAS LIKE, "I KNOW YOU DON'T
KNOW WHO I AM.
BUT I'M SUCH A HUGE FAN OF

534
00:34:53,093 --> 00:34:56,696
YOURS AND THANK YOU.
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH
AND SHE WAS LIKE, "I KNOW WHO

535
00:34:56,696 --> 00:34:59,299
YOU ARE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: SHE'S LIKE, "YEAH,

536
00:34:59,299 --> 00:35:01,401
YOU'RE MAREN MORRIS.
I MEAN, YOU'RE PRETTY FAMOUS."
HERE'S A PICTURE OF YOU GUYS

537
00:35:01,401 --> 00:35:03,803
TOGETHER
COME ON.
>> I LOOK LIKE I NEED TO BE

538
00:35:03,803 --> 00:35:08,942
SEDATED.
[ AUDIENCE AWS ]
[ APPLAUSE ]

539
00:35:08,942 --> 00:35:11,211
>> Jimmy: AMY IS THE BEST.
>> YEAH, SHE IS.
>> Jimmy: SHE'S A GOOD ONE

540
00:35:11,211 --> 00:35:13,580
>> SOMEONE SEDATE THIS GIRL
THAT IS BOTHERING AMY POEHLER.
YEAH, I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES

541
00:35:13,580 --> 00:35:18,651
IN THE PHOTO
>> Jimmy: "HUMBLE QUEST,"
CONGRATS, IT'S RECORD DAY.

542
00:35:18,651 --> 00:35:20,720
I'M SO HAPPY IT'S OUT.
EVERYONE DOWNLOAD IT, WHATEVER
YOU'VE GOT TO DO, BUY THIS

543
00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:21,855
ALBUM.
AND YOU'RE ACTUALLY GOING ON
TOUR THIS SUMMER

544
00:35:21,855 --> 00:35:29,062
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IT'S ALL HAPPENING,
BUD.

545
00:35:29,062 --> 00:35:33,433
>> YEAH.
I'M PLAYING --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

546
00:35:33,433 --> 00:35:36,603
THANK YOU.
I'M PLAYING RADIO CITY
SO -

547
00:35:36,603 --> 00:35:39,072
>> Jimmy: YOU ARE COMING
>> I'LL BE ACROSS THE WAY.
>> Jimmy: I'M THERE.

548
00:35:39,072 --> 00:35:40,573
I'M SO THERE
>> ALL RIGHT
>> Jimmy: I WILL -- BRING YOU

549
00:35:40,573 --> 00:35:42,342
ON STAGE IF YOU WANT
I LOVE YOU
WHAT SONG ARE YOU DOING FOR US

550
00:35:42,342 --> 00:35:45,111
TONIGHT?
>> I'M GOING TO DO MY SONG
"CIRCLES AROUND THIS TOWN.

551
00:35:45,111 --> 00:35:47,313
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO
I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE

552
00:35:47,313 --> 00:35:50,917
WE LOVE YOU.
MAREN MORRIS, EVERYBODY.
CONGRATS

553
00:35:50,917 --> 00:35:53,853
"HUMBLE QUEST" IS OUT RIGHT
NOW.
IT'S OUT

554
00:35:53,853 --> 00:35:55,388
MAREN IS PERFORMING AFTER THE
BREAK EVERYBODY.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.

555
00:35:55,388 --> 00:36:16,643
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: PERFORMING "CIRCLES

556
00:36:16,643 --> 00:36:22,482
AROUND THIS TOWN" FROM HER NEW
ALBUM "HUMBLE QUEST," ONCE
AGAIN, MAREN MORRIS.

557
00:36:22,482 --> 00:36:23,883
ALBUM "HUMBLE QUEST," ONCE
AGAIN, MAREN MORRIS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

558
00:36:25,251 --> 00:36:42,168
*
* I SWEAR I DON'T KNO

559
00:36:42,168 --> 00:36:46,306
HOW I TRUSTE
A MONTERO WITH
THE AC BUSTED *

560
00:36:46,306 --> 00:36:56,082
* A COUPLE BAD DEMO
ON A BURNED CD
WOULD TAKE ME AL

561
00:36:56,082 --> 00:36:59,119
THE WAY TO TENNESSEE *
* I SHOWED UP T
THE NEW APARTMENT *

562
00:36:59,119 --> 00:37:01,287
* FIRST MONTH'S
LAST MONTH'S
TWO DEPOSITS

563
00:37:01,287 --> 00:37:03,490
HADN'T HEARD THE SOUND *
* OF A DOOR SLAM YE
THANK GO

564
00:37:03,490 --> 00:37:10,030
I WAS AN OPTIMIST *
* I DROVE CIRCLES
AROUND THIS TOWN

565
00:37:10,030 --> 00:37:14,067
TRYIN' TO WRITE CIRCLE
AROUND THIS TOWN *
* TRYNA SAY SOMETHIN'

566
00:37:14,067 --> 00:37:19,639
WITH MEANIN'
SOMETHIN' WORT
SINGIN' ABOUT *

567
00:37:19,639 --> 00:37:26,312
* I'VE BEEN KIND AN
I'VE BEEN RUTHLESS
YEAH GOT HER

568
00:37:26,312 --> 00:37:28,615
BUT THE TRUTH IS *
* THOUGHT WHEN I HIT IT
IT'D ALL LOOK DIFFEREN

569
00:37:28,615 --> 00:37:31,584
BUT I STILL GO
THE PEDAL DOWN *
* DRIVIN' CIRCLES

570
00:37:31,584 --> 00:37:41,394
AROUND THIS TOWN *
* SO MANY TIMES
I THOUGHT ABOUT LEAVIN

571
00:37:41,394 --> 00:37:50,603
GOT MY ASS KICKE
TRYIN' TO COMPETE WITH *
* EVERYBODY ELSE'S ONES

572
00:37:50,603 --> 00:37:53,106
THAT GOT AWA
HUNG AROUND LONG ENOUG
TO CATCH A BREAK *

573
00:37:53,106 --> 00:37:58,578
* A COUPLE HUNDRED SONGS AN
THE ONES THAT FINALLY WORKED
WAS THE ONE ABOUT A CA

574
00:37:58,578 --> 00:38:01,614
AND THE ONE ABOUT A CHURCH *
* THAT I WROTE *
* DRIVIN' CIRCLES

575
00:38:01,614 --> 00:38:07,087
AROUND THIS TOWN
TRYIN' TO WRIT
CIRCLES AROUND THIS TOWN *

576
00:38:07,087 --> 00:38:11,691
* TRYNA SAY
SOMETHIN' WITH MEANIN'
SOMETHIN' WORT

577
00:38:11,691 --> 00:38:14,761
SINGIN' ABOUT *
* I'VE BEEN KIN
AND I'VE BEEN RUTHLESS

578
00:38:14,761 --> 00:38:21,634
YEAH GOT HER
BUT THE TRUTH IS *
* THOUGHT WHEN I HIT IT

579
00:38:21,634 --> 00:38:25,338
IT'D ALL LOOK DIFFEREN
BUT I STILL GO
THE PEDAL DOWN *

580
00:38:25,338 --> 00:38:31,911
* DRIVIN' CIRCLES
AROUND THIS TOWN
DRIVIN' CIRCLE

581
00:38:31,911 --> 00:38:48,628
AROUND THIS TOWN
* HEY! *
*

582
00:38:48,628 --> 00:38:54,200
*
* I DROVE CIRCLES
AROUND THIS TOWN

583
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:59,339
TRYIN' TO WRITE CIRCLE
AROUND THIS TOWN *
* TRYNA SAY SOMETHIN'

584
00:38:59,339 --> 00:39:03,076
WITH MEANIN'
SOMETHIN' WORT
SINGIN' ABOUT *

585
00:39:03,076 --> 00:39:08,415
* I'VE BEEN KIND AN
I'VE BEEN RUTHLESS
YEAH GOT HER

586
00:39:08,415 --> 00:39:13,353
BUT THE TRUTH IS *
* THOUGHT WHEN I HIT IT
IT'D ALL LOOK DIFFEREN

587
00:39:13,353 --> 00:39:18,024
BUT I STILL GO
THE PEDAL DOWN *
* I STILL GET LOS

588
00:39:18,024 --> 00:39:27,033
I STILL GET FOUN
DRIVIN' CIRCLE
AROUND THIS TOWN *

589
00:39:27,033 --> 00:39:39,579
* OH YEAH *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: MAREN MORRIS

590
00:39:39,579 --> 00:39:42,415
"HUMBLE QUEST" IS OUT NOW.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

591
00:39:42,415 --> 00:40:02,235
*
>> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO DESUS
AND MERO, MAREN MORRIS, ONCE

592
00:40:02,235 --> 00:40:05,305
AGAIN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
"HUMBLE QUEST" IS OUT NOW.

593
00:40:05,305 --> 00:40:09,876
AND OF COURSE THE ROOTS, RIGHT
THERE FROM
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA

594
00:40:09,876 --> 00:40:12,846
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH

595
00:40:12,846 --> 00:40:15,582
SETH MEYERS.
GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO,

596
00:40:15,582 --> 00:40:15,582
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO,
GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE