1 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:12,479 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:12,479 --> 00:00:19,319 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,319 --> 00:00:24,791 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - AMY SCHUMER. 4 00:00:24,791 --> 00:00:29,429 DENIS VILLENEUVE CHEF CHRISTINA TOSI. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:29,429 --> 00:00:36,970 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1616 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:36,970 --> 00:00:41,007 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:42,909 --> 00:00:53,186 * 8 00:00:53,186 --> 00:01:05,799 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 9 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:07,567 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT RIGHT THERE. WELCOME, EVERYBODY 10 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:10,070 WELCOME. ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 11 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:13,073 YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 12 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:20,180 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANKS FOR TUNING IN LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS 13 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:22,082 WELL, GUYS, AS THE WAR RAGES ON IN UKRAINE, FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP SAID THAT HE'S SURPRISED 14 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:29,689 PUTIN INVADED UKRAINE, AND THAT PUTIN'S CHANGED. [ LAUGHTER ] 15 00:01:29,689 --> 00:01:33,193 TRUMP WENT ON TO SAY, "THIS IS NOT THE MAN I FELL IN LOVE WITH." 16 00:01:33,193 --> 00:01:38,398 [ LAUGHTER ] TRUMP TALKS ABOUT PUTIN LIKE IT'S HIS NEPHEW WHO STARTED 17 00:01:38,398 --> 00:01:40,934 VAPING "EVERYTHING WAS FINE, THEN ONE DAY" - 18 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:43,203 THAT'S RIGHT TRUMP IS SURPRISED, WHICH IS KIND OF WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU 19 00:01:43,203 --> 00:01:47,107 FLUSH FOUR YEARS OF INTELLIGENCE BRIEFINGS DOWN THE TOILET 20 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:50,977 [ LAUGHTER ] DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS THE CDC JUST LOWERED THE COVID 21 00:01:50,977 --> 00:01:57,384 RISK LEVEL FOR CRUISE SHIPS FROM HIGH TO MODERATE. HOWEVER, THE RISK OF GETTING 22 00:01:57,384 --> 00:02:02,555 SALMONELLA FROM THE CHICKEN IS STILL PRETTY MUCH GUARANTEED [ LAUGHTER ] 23 00:02:02,555 --> 00:02:05,825 I GUESS THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IS FOR ALL TWO PEOPLE WHO BOOK CRUISES AND LISTEN TO THE CDC. 24 00:02:05,825 --> 00:02:09,462 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "CDC SAYS WE SHOULDN'T." "THERE'S A WATER SLIDE." 25 00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:12,499 "LET'S BOOK IT." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "LET'S GO. 26 00:02:12,499 --> 00:02:14,134 SOME BUSINESS NEWS, IT'S A A LITTLE CONTROVERSIAL, BUT CHIPOTLE IS GOING TO START 27 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,169 USING A ROBOT TO MAKE THEIR TORTILLA CHIPS YEAH, AND THEY'RE CALLING IT 28 00:02:16,169 --> 00:02:23,143 CHIPPY [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH 29 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:29,315 THEY ALSO HAVE A ROBOT TO CLEAN THE BATHROOM, BUT WE CAN'T SAY HIS NAME ON TV 30 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:32,118 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH, HEY! [ LAUGHTER ] 31 00:02:32,118 --> 00:02:35,655 * >> Jimmy: YEAH, SOMEHOW, CHIPOTLE CAN BUILD A CHIP 32 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:40,627 MAKING ROBOT, BUT CAN'T MAKE A A CARDBOARD BOWL THAT DOESN'T LEAK BEAN JUICE. 33 00:02:40,627 --> 00:02:44,964 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING [ LAUGHTER ] OH, GET THIS, NEARLY 4 MILLION 34 00:02:44,964 --> 00:02:46,666 BOTTLES OF AIRBORNE IMMUNE SUPPORT GUMMIES HAVE BEEN RECALLED, AFTER PEOPLE REPORTED 35 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:52,972 EYE INJURIES FROM THE CAP POPPING OFF. [ LAUGHTER ] 36 00:02:52,972 --> 00:02:58,945 APPARENTLY WHEN THEY SAID AIRBORNE, THEY MEANT THE CAP >> Steve: OH 37 00:02:58,945 --> 00:03:01,481 [ LAUGHTER ] AIRBORNE'S TRYING TO SPIN IT THEY'RE LIKE, "WELL, YOU'RE NOT 38 00:03:01,481 --> 00:03:04,284 COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR COLD ANYMORE, ARE YOU?" LIKE, "NO, I GUESS YOU'RE 39 00:03:04,284 --> 00:03:06,453 RIGHT. YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT." SOME TV NEWS, LAST NIGHT -- DID 40 00:03:06,453 --> 00:03:10,457 ANYONE SEE THE FINALE OF "THE BACHELOR"? [ CHEERS ] 41 00:03:10,457 --> 00:03:14,060 IT WAS A CRAZY, CRAZY ENDING NO SPOILERS HERE, BUT THEY DID MAKE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT 42 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:19,933 WHO THE NEXT BACHELORETTE WILL BE WATCH THIS 43 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:19,966 BE WATCH THIS 44 00:03:21,434 --> 00:03:24,070 YOU, IT'S NOT GABBY. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 45 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:28,074 AND IT'S ALSO NOT RACHEL [ AUDIENCE AWS ] IT'S GABBY AND RACHEL! 46 00:03:28,074 --> 00:03:32,679 [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 47 00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:37,350 WOW. TWO BACHELORETTES. YEAH, IF YOU THINK IT'S WEIRD 48 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:41,788 DATING TWO GIRLS AT THE SAME TIME, THEN YOU'VE NEVER WATCHED AN EPISODE OF "THE BACHELOR. 49 00:03:41,788 --> 00:03:44,991 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, INFLATION IS SO BAD, IT'S EVEN RAISING THE 50 00:03:44,991 --> 00:03:49,462 NUMBER OF BACHELORETTES. >> Steve: OH [ LAUGHTER ] 51 00:03:49,462 --> 00:03:51,464 >> Jimmy: OH, THIS IS INTERESTING. I SAW THAT SPOTIFY HAS AGREED 52 00:03:51,464 --> 00:03:55,635 TO SPONSOR BARCELONA'S BIGGEST SOCCER CLUB. SO, NOW THEIR NAME AND LOGO 53 00:03:55,635 --> 00:04:00,807 WILL APPEAR ON THE TEAM'S JERSEY AND STADIUM IT'S GOOD NEWS FOR SPOTIFY 54 00:04:00,807 --> 00:04:02,776 BUT YOU CAN ALREADY TELL THEY'RE HAVING AN INFLUENCE ON THE WAY GAMES ARE BROADCAST. 55 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:04,844 THE WAY GAMES ARE BROADCAST. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 56 00:04:05,211 --> 00:04:05,845 >> SEEN THAT MOVE BEFORE 57 00:04:05,845 --> 00:04:11,718 BEAUTIFUL PASS FERRAN TORRES HAS THE SHOT JOE! 58 00:04:11,718 --> 00:04:16,623 ROGAN, NEW EPISODES EVERY DAY, 1:00 P.M., HERE ON SPOTIFY [ LAUGHTER ] 59 00:04:16,623 --> 00:04:18,892 >> Jimmy: YEAH, INTERESTING. JOE ROGAN. >> Steve: JOE ROGAN. 60 00:04:18,892 --> 00:04:22,395 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, A MAN IN THE U.K. WAS ARRESTED AFTER HE 61 00:04:22,395 --> 00:04:27,400 LED POLICE ON A 35 MILE CHASE. AND WHEN THEY FINALLY PULLED HIM OVER, HE SHOWED THEM A 62 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:34,174 A LICENSE FROM LEGOLAND. [ LAUGHTER ] AND HE'D STILL BE LOCKED UP IF 63 00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:38,578 HE DIDN'T HAVE THAT MONOPOLY GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 64 00:04:38,578 --> 00:04:40,814 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 65 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:56,763 * * >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE 66 00:04:56,763 --> 00:04:59,099 FOR YOU TONIGHT. SHE CREATED AND STARS IN THE NEW SHOW "LIFE & BETH," WHICH 67 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:05,438 PREMIERES THIS FRIDAY ON HULU. THE VERY FUNNY AMY SCHUMER IS HERE ON THE SHOW 68 00:05:05,438 --> 00:05:12,312 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MAN, SHE'S FUNNY >> Steve: FUNNY. 69 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:16,783 >> Jimmy: PLUS, HIS LATEST FILM, "DUNE," IS NOMINATED FOR TEN ACADEMY AWARDS 70 00:05:16,783 --> 00:05:19,285 YOU CAN NOW OWN IT ON VISUAL OR STREAM IT ON HBO MAX, ACCLAIMED DIRECTOR DENIS VILLENEUVE IS 71 00:05:19,285 --> 00:05:24,057 HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DENIS VILLENEUVE 72 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:29,062 AMAZING. >> Steve: AMAZING. >> AND SHE'S ONE OF THE BEST 73 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:32,165 CHEFS OUT THERE, AND HAS A NEW BOOK OUT CALLED "DESSERT CAN SAVE THE WORLD." 74 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:40,974 CHEF CHRISTINA TOSI IS HERE. >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 75 00:05:40,974 --> 00:05:42,776 >> Jimmy: GUYS, WE'RE VERY, VERY EXCITED ABOUT MARCH MADNESS HERE AT "THE TONIGHT 76 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:46,846 SHOW." AND EVERY YEAR WE PICK A TEAM. THIS YEAR WE'RE GOING WITH 77 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:51,618 GONZAGA. THAT IS OUR TEAM [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 78 00:05:51,618 --> 00:05:56,089 AND WE MADE THESE SPECIAL ROWDY RAGS, OKAY THIS IS TO GIVE TO ALL THE 79 00:05:56,089 --> 00:06:00,427 GONZAGA STUDENTS AT TOMORROW'S FIRST ROUND GAME STUDENTS, YOU SHOULD HAVE THEM 80 00:06:00,427 --> 00:06:04,330 ALREADY, SHORTLY, WE SENT THEM TO YOU BUT HERE'S WHAT I'D LIKE YOU TO 81 00:06:04,330 --> 00:06:06,299 DO AND I'M TALKING TO YOU, THE STUDENTS 82 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:09,636 WHEN THE GAME CLOCK HITS 11:35 -- ALL RIGHT, THAT'S WHEN "THE TONIGHT SHOW" AIRS - 83 00:06:09,636 --> 00:06:12,439 >> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: YEAH I WANT YOU TO STAND UP AND GO 84 00:06:12,439 --> 00:06:16,242 * I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT * * SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WAN 85 00:06:16,242 --> 00:06:18,878 WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY * * I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH * 86 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:20,714 * I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH * * I WANNA 87 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:25,919 I WANNA WIN WIN WIN * * GONZAGA SAY AH * AND THEN -- YEAH 88 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:27,887 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THEN GO CRAZY. YOU CAN DO YOUR OWN 89 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:29,489 CHOREOGRAPHY, YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO. JUST GO -- MAKE IT LOUD. 90 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:34,661 GO CRAZY AND I WILL GUARANTEE A GONZAGA WIN. 91 00:06:34,661 --> 00:06:36,896 UH, YEAH, AND -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M EXCITED WE'RE DOING IT WITH 92 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:42,135 THEM THE STUDENTS ARE PSYCHED TOO AND BE SURE TO CAPTURE IT ON 93 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:47,073 THE SOCIALS, SO WE GET TO SEE YOU WITH THE ROWDY RAGS. HASHTAG IT #ROWDYRAGS TOO. 94 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:50,110 AND WE MIGHT FEATURE ON THE SHOW ALSO, THAT'S NOT ALL 95 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:52,078 THE GAME TOMORROW IS HAPPENING IN PORTLAND, AT THE MODA CENTER, SO WE TEAMED UP WITH A 96 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:54,080 A BAR NEAR THE STADIUM CALLED "SPIRIT OF 77" AND IF YOU SHOW YOUR ROWDY RAG, YOU GET A FREE 97 00:06:54,080 --> 00:07:02,122 BEER OR PRETZEL ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW." >> Steve: OH 98 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:05,091 >> Jimmy: SO, GO 'ZAGS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE DOING IT 99 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:07,927 COME ON. HEY GUYS, IT'S TIME TO TAKE A LOOK AT STORIES MAKING 100 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:09,863 HEADLINES TODAY, AND WEIGH THE GOOD WITH THE BAD. IT'S TIME FOR "PROS AND CONS." 101 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:12,632 IT'S TIME FOR "PROS AND CONS." HERE WE GO 102 00:07:14,234 --> 00:07:15,268 * PROS AND CONS AND 103 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:21,041 PROS AND CONS AND PROS * >> Jimmy: TONIGHT, WE'LL BE TAKING A LOOK AT THE PROS AND 104 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:26,613 CONS OF MARCH MADNESS. IT'S KICKING OFF THIS WEEK, EVERYONE'S FILLING OUT THEIR 105 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:29,115 BRACKETS, SO LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE PROS AND CONS OF MARCH MADNESS. 106 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:33,887 HERE WE GO PRO, FILLING OUT YOUR BRACKET FOR HOURS. 107 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:36,723 CON, LOSING A MONTH'S RENT IN SECONDS. AH, YEAH 108 00:07:36,723 --> 00:07:41,828 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT HAPPENS PRO, SINKING A THREE-POINTER 109 00:07:41,828 --> 00:07:47,067 CON, IT'S ONLY WORTH TWO POINTS NOW THANKS TO INFLATION. [ LAUGHTER ] 110 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:50,403 PRO, WATCHING GOLDY THE GOPHER FACE OFF AGAINST RODNEY THE RAM. 111 00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:54,574 CON, REALIZING YOU'RE ACCIDENTALLY JUST WATCHING AN EPISODE OF "THE MASKED SINGER. 112 00:07:54,574 --> 00:07:58,511 OH, THAT'S - [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE PRO, DUKE'S COACH K. WILL BE 113 00:07:58,511 --> 00:07:59,913 RETIRING AT THE END OF THE SEASON CON, OR AS TOM BRADY PUT IT, 114 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:08,755 "MMM'K." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: "MMM, COULD BE." 115 00:08:08,755 --> 00:08:13,626 >> Jimmy: PRO, WATCHING THE GAMES IN THE HOST CITY, NEW ORLEANS. 116 00:08:13,626 --> 00:08:18,031 CON, FINDING ALL THE MASCOTS PASSED OUT ON BOURBON STREET OH THAT'S -- YEAH, THAT'S 117 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:22,302 ROUGH. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW. 118 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:25,271 >> Jimmy: PRO, GONZAGA IS A NUMBER ONE SEED. CON, FOLLOWED BY SUNFLOWER, 119 00:08:25,271 --> 00:08:30,276 PUMPKIN, AND FLAX. >> Steve: OH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 120 00:08:30,276 --> 00:08:34,314 >> Jimmy: I THOUGHT HEMP WOULD BE UP THERE. >> Steve: NO, NO, NO 121 00:08:34,314 --> 00:08:38,651 >> Jimmy: PRO, CBS AND DRIBBLING GO HAND-IN-HAND. CON, MOSTLY BECAUSE THEIR 122 00:08:38,651 --> 00:08:44,124 AVERAGE VIEWER IS 90 OH THAT'S -- [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 123 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:47,227 >> Steve: WOW. YOU'RE TAKING SOME BIG - [ CYMBAL CRASH ] 124 00:08:47,227 --> 00:08:50,830 TAKING SOME BIG SWINGS TONIGHT WOW. 90 125 00:08:50,830 --> 00:08:52,966 >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, PRO, YOU NEVER KNOW WHICH TEAM IS GOING TO WIN THE TOURNAMENT. 126 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:57,270 CON, BUT IT'S MOST DEFINITELY NOT THE ONE YOU BET ON THERE YOU GO, EVERYBODY. 127 00:08:57,270 --> 00:09:00,006 THOSE ARE THE "PROS AND CONS." WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "AUDIENCE SUGGESTION BOX." 128 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:02,742 IT'S A FUN ONE COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 129 00:09:02,742 --> 00:09:36,076 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK AS YOU GUYS KNOW, WE'RE ALWAYS 130 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:43,650 STRIVING TO GET BETTER HERE AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW. * HARDE 131 00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:45,752 BETTER * * FASTE STRONGER * 132 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:49,055 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] SO, BEFORE THE SHOW, WE PUT OUT 133 00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:50,590 A SUGGESTION BOX FOR THE AUDIENCE, JUST TO GET SOME FEEDBACK ABOUT WHAT YOU GUYS 134 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:58,598 THINK OF THE SHOW. THINGS YOU'D LIKE TO SEE US DO THAT KIND OF STUFF 135 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,800 SO, TONIGHT LET'S LOOK INSIDE THE "AUDIENCE SUGGESTION BOX." HERE WE GO 136 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:00,834 THE "AUDIENCE SUGGESTION BOX." HERE WE GO 137 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:04,037 * LET'S GO TO THE BOX THE SUGGESTION BOX * 138 00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:08,208 THIS FIRST ONE HERE IS FROM DARCY ANGELO "HI, JIMMY 139 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:10,043 JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU KNEW THAT TODAY IS NATIONAL ARTICHOKE DAY AND NATIONAL 140 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:17,484 PANDA DAY. >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: YOU'RE RIGHT 141 00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:19,986 IT IS NATIONAL ARTICHOKE DAY AND NATIONAL PANDA DAY SO, HERE TO GIVE OUT FRESH 142 00:10:19,986 --> 00:10:25,625 ARTICHOKES TO OUR AUDIENCE IS HASHTAG THE PANDA. HASHTAG, ARE YOU HERE? 143 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:31,331 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WATCH OUT NOW. 144 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:40,573 THERE HE IS. CAREFUL. * 145 00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:43,510 ALL RIGHT. BE CAREFUL THERE THANK YOU, HASHTAG 146 00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:50,350 OH, WOW. THANK YOU, HASHTAG VERY NICE. 147 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:53,286 OKAY * THANK YOU, HASHTAG 148 00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:55,288 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, HASHTAG >> Steve: WOW. 149 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:59,159 WOW. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH, THAT WAS VERY -- A LOT OF ENERGY THERE. 150 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:02,962 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IS HE OKAY IS HASHTAG ALL RIGHT 151 00:11:02,962 --> 00:11:14,140 * [ APPLAUSE ] I THINK HE'S GETTING TIRED 152 00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:16,109 >> Steve: YEAH, VERY -- YOU THINK? YOU THINK? 153 00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:19,312 >> Jimmy: YEAH HE'S EXHAUSTED - * 154 00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:22,716 >> Steve: WOW. WOW. THAT WAS AN IMMEDIATE HURL OF 155 00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:26,152 AN ARTICHOKE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE'S LIMPING, IT'S 156 00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:28,988 JUT NOT -- NO, NO, NO ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO ANOTHER 157 00:11:28,988 --> 00:11:33,593 ONE. THIS IS FROM JOE DUNGY "HEY, JIMMY. 158 00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:38,331 IT'S ALMOST ST. PATRICK'S DAY AND WWE IS KICKING BUTT. IT'S NEVER BEEN BETTER 159 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:41,768 DO YOU THINK YOU COULD SOMEHOW COMBINE THE TWO THINGS?" THOSE ARE TWO GREAT THINGS, AND 160 00:11:41,768 --> 00:11:45,505 I THINK WE CAN DO THAT SO RIGHT NOW, TO DELIVER THE STOMP ON A LEPRECHAUN, PLEASE 161 00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:56,416 WELCOME SETH "FREAKIN" ROLLINS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 162 00:11:56,416 --> 00:12:05,792 >> BURN IT DOWN! * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 163 00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:25,378 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 164 00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:32,318 >> BURN IT DOWN! >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS! * 165 00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:34,521 OH MY GOSH GIVE IT UP FOR SETH "FREAKIN" ROLLINS RIGHT 166 00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:48,601 THERE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LET'S TRY ANOTHER ONE HERE 167 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:52,939 THIS IS FROM RHONDA GREENBERG. "HEY, JIMMY, MARCH MADNESS JUST STARTED. 168 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:56,276 CAN YOU DO A SIGNATURE 'TONIGHT SHOW' TRICK SHOT?" OF COURSE. 169 00:12:56,276 --> 00:13:00,347 CAN I GET A HOOP [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 170 00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:18,765 ALL RIGHT! LET'S DO THIS. 171 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,836 THAT I'M BLEEDING >> Jimmy: HIGGINS! 172 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:25,238 I'M SO SORRY -- I JUST - >> Steve: I'M JUST KIDDING IT'S JUST CAT-SUP. 173 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:28,308 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW, NICE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 174 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:36,149 HOW ABOUT THAT GREAT JOB, HIGGINS * 175 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:50,730 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LET'S TRY ANOTHER SUGGESTION HERE 176 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:55,735 IT'S FROM RON HALL "HEY JIMMY, SPRING IS COMING SPRING IS HERE 177 00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:58,705 SO, THINGS ARE PUSHING UP. DO YOU THINK YOU COULD PLAY SOME MUSIC TO MOTIVATE ALL THE 178 00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:06,079 PLANTS TO WAKE UP AND START GROWING? YEAH, I COULD PROBABLY FIGURE 179 00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:12,085 OUT A WAY TO -- IN FACT, WHY JUST PLAY A SONG I CAN DO ONE BETTER. 180 00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:14,788 HIGGINS? >> Steve: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE TO HELP US GET READY FOR 181 00:14:14,788 --> 00:14:16,556 SPRING, COMBINING THE HARMONY OF A BARBERSHOP QUARTET WITH THE MUSIC OF SALT-N-PEPA, 182 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:26,533 PLEASE WELCOME THE RAGTIME GALS * 183 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:33,239 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * OH WON'T YOU PUSH I 184 00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:42,482 REAL GOOD * * DON'T YOU KNOW WE LIK AH, PUSH IT * 185 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:46,553 * HAVE YOU HEARD WE LIK GET UP ON THIS * * WE LIKE TO PUSH I 186 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:50,457 DON'T YOU KNOW WE LIKE * * WE LIKE TO PUSH I HAVE YOU HEARD WE LIKE 187 00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:55,628 WE LIKE TO PUSH IT * * OOH BABY, BAB MY BABY, BABY * 188 00:14:55,628 --> 00:15:02,602 * OOH BABY, BAB GET UP ON THIS, HEY * * YO, YO, YO, YO, BABY PO 189 00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:05,105 YEAH, YOU * * COME HERE GIVE ME A KISS * 190 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:09,175 * BETTER MAKE IT FAST OR ELSE I'M GONNA GET PISSED* * CAN'T YOU HEA 191 00:15:09,175 --> 00:15:12,512 THE MUSIC PUMPING HARD * * LIKE I WISH YOU WOULD NOW PUSH IT * 192 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:15,315 * PLEASE PUSH I WON'T YOU PUSH I REAL GOOD * 193 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:20,787 * WON'T YOU PUSH IT JUST PUSH IT PUSH IT REAL GOOD * 194 00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:27,927 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * MY DARLIN OOH BABY, BABY 195 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:31,297 MY BABY, BABY * * OOH BABY, BAB GET UP ON THIS * 196 00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:40,373 * WE'D LIKE TO GET UP ON THI RIGHT NOW * 197 00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:47,947 * DARLIN' WON'T YOU GET RIGHT ON IT NOW * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 198 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,316 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THE RAGTIME GALS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 199 00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:59,726 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW. WHAT A GREAT ACT 200 00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:04,464 >> Jimmy: I LIKE THOSE GUYS. I LIKE THE LEAD SINGER >> Steve: VERY CRISP 201 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:07,233 >> Jimmy: HERE'S ANOTHER SUGGESTION THIS ONE'S FROM BARBARA COOK 202 00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:09,235 "HEY, JIMMY. IT WAS JUST DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME 203 00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:13,239 BUT I'M CONFUSED WHAT TIME IS IT WHERE I LIVE?" WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU 204 00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:16,776 LIVE, AND IF I DON'T KNOW THAT, I'M NOT SURE IF I CAN REALLY HELP 205 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:19,679 I'M SORRY. BUT IT'D BE AN HOUR LATER THAN USUAL. 206 00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:27,721 "I LIVE IN SOUTH DAKOTA. WELL, SOUTH DAKOTA IS SPLIT BETWEEN MOUNTAIN TIME ZONE AND 207 00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:31,691 CENTRAL TIME ZONE. SO IT DEPENDS IF YOU LIVE IN WESTERN OR EASTERN 208 00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:37,597 SOUTH DAKOTA LET'S MOVE ON TO THE NEXT SUGGESTION 209 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:42,335 "I LIVE IN SIOUX FALLS." [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT. 210 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:46,673 WELL, THAT'S ON THE EASTERN -- THAT'S IN EASTERN SOUTH DAKOTA SO, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT. 211 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:51,711 SO, YOU WOULD BE IN CENTRAL TIME ZONE, WHICH MEANS RIGHT NOW IT WOULD BE 10:55. 212 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:58,284 I HOPE THAT HELPS. "ACTUALLY, SORRY, I JUST MOVED NOW I LIVE IN BOISE. 213 00:16:58,284 --> 00:17:00,286 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, THAT'S -- THAT'S ENOUGH 214 00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:06,693 WE'RE DONE WITH THIS "NO, WE'RE NOT." [ LAUGHTER ] 215 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:12,699 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? * "I SAY WHEN WE'RE DONE." 216 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:17,037 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS MY SHOW. * 217 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:20,507 "NOT ANYMORE NOW ANSWER ME. I LIVE IN BOISE. 218 00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:23,643 WHAT TIME IS IT? I WON'T DO IT. * 219 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:27,414 "YES!" NO * 220 00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:30,483 "YES!" NO * 221 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:35,655 "DO IT NOW!" ALL RIGHT. FINE 222 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:42,495 IT'S 9:55 IN BOISE ARE YOU HAPPY? "YES, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 223 00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:48,935 I LOVE THE SHOW. [ APPLAUSE ] WE'RE DOWN TO OUR LAST 224 00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:54,307 SUGGESTION IT IS FROM CINDY CHAN. "HEY JIMMY, THERE ARE ONLY TWO 225 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:57,477 THINGS I LOVE, IRISH STEP DANCING AND GOING TO THE CLUB. ANY WAY YOU CAN COMBINE THE 226 00:17:57,477 --> 00:18:04,017 TWO? WELL, IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU MENTION THAT BECAUSE I TOO LOVE 227 00:18:04,017 --> 00:18:05,785 GOING TO THE CLUB AND IRISH STEP DANCING, WHICH IS WHY I'VE BEEN WORKING WITH THE CAST OF 228 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:13,126 RIVERDANCE TO BRING A WHOLE NEW DANCE STYLE TO THE WORLD FOR 2022 229 00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:18,865 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, THIS IS RAVERDANCE 230 00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:47,293 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 231 00:18:47,293 --> 00:19:08,281 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 232 00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:12,852 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! THAT IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT 233 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:19,292 RAVERDANCE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "RIVERDANCE" IS NOW TOURING 234 00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:23,496 ACROSS NORTH AMERICA AND THANK YOU AGAIN TO SETH "FREAKIN" ROLLINS 235 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:27,600 YOU CAN STREAM WWE'S "WRESTLEMANIA" EXCLUSIVELY ON PEACOCK APRIL 2nd AND 3rd. 236 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,804 THAT IS ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR "AUDIENCE SUGGESTION BOX." STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT 237 00:19:30,804 --> 00:19:34,307 BACK WITH AMY SCHUMER, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 238 00:19:34,307 --> 00:20:05,438 * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN EMMY-WINNING ACTOR AND COMEDIAN 239 00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:13,013 WHO CREATED AND STARS IN THE NEW SHOW, "LIFE & BETH," WHICH PREMIERES THIS FRIDAY ON HULU. 240 00:20:13,013 --> 00:20:15,815 EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME AMY SCHUMER! 241 00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:40,306 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 242 00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:42,942 >> Jimmy: AMY SCHUMER, THE ONE AND ONLY COME ON, NOW 243 00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:47,147 WOW. >> WOW >> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER BEEN 244 00:20:47,147 --> 00:20:48,982 DIPPED -- >> OH, IT WAS MY HONOR TO DIP YOU. 245 00:20:48,982 --> 00:20:51,184 >> Jimmy: IN SOMEONE ELSE'S ENTRANCE IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU 246 00:20:51,184 --> 00:20:53,853 YOU LOOK FANTASTIC >> I KNOW, RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] 247 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:57,490 >> Jimmy: IT'S -- IT'S BEEN A WHILE -- >> YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS 248 00:20:57,490 --> 00:21:01,961 >> Jimmy: WHAT >> I'VE BEEN EATING VEGETABLES WITH EVERY MEAL AND LIPO 249 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,897 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD [ LAUGHTER ] WOW. 250 00:21:03,897 --> 00:21:05,799 THAT IS PERFECT. >> YEAH, IT'S THAT COMBINATION >> Jimmy: I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU -- 251 00:21:05,799 --> 00:21:09,936 MAYBE A COUPLE LITTLE EVENTS HERE AND THERE >> YEAH. 252 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:12,339 >> Jimmy: BUT I TELL YOU WHAT, I SEE YOU IN THE MOVIES. I SEE YOU ON TV. 253 00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:14,741 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I SEE YOU'RE DOING COMMERCIALS. 254 00:21:14,741 --> 00:21:17,243 >> THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU KNOW, I'M FRIENDS WITH JENNIFER LAWRENCE, AND SHE IS 255 00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:24,351 THE FACE OF DIOR AND I AM THE BODY OF MAYO. [ LAUGHTER ] 256 00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:27,987 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> DID YOU KNOW THAT >> Jimmy: YES, I DID 257 00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:30,090 I SAW THAT >> I WAS IN A MAYONNAISE COMMERCIAL 258 00:21:30,090 --> 00:21:33,093 >> Jimmy: YOU WERE IN A MAYONNAISE COMMERCIAL. >> A MAYONNAISE COMMERCIAL 259 00:21:33,093 --> 00:21:34,761 I FEEL LIKE MY FAVORITE THING IS PICTURING THE MARKETING MEETING WHERE THEY WERE LIKE, 260 00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:37,964 "WHO LOOKS LIKE THEY EAT MAYO? WHO? WHO? 261 00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:40,467 YOU KNOW WHO? [ LAUGHTER ] 262 00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:43,503 SOMEBODY WAS LIKE, "SCHUMER! AND THEY GO, "YES, EVERY MEAL. OKAY, LET'S GET HER ON THE 263 00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:45,205 HORN." YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: IT WAS VERY FUNNY. 264 00:21:45,205 --> 00:21:47,207 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND YOU GET TO SEE THAT, BUT THAT'S -- THAT'S NOT 265 00:21:47,207 --> 00:21:49,676 THE ONLY COMPANY YOU WORK WITH, RIGHT? >> OH, NO. 266 00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:52,879 NO I WORK WITH ONLY THE SEXIEST BRANDS 267 00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:58,118 >> Jimmy: YEAH I AM THE OFFICIAL VAGINA TAMPAX 268 00:21:58,118 --> 00:22:01,054 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S AN HONOR. CONGRATULATIONS. 269 00:22:01,054 --> 00:22:02,756 >> YOU DO KNOW, I'M SORRY THAT YOU MISSED OUT I KNOW YOU WERE IN THE RUNNING, 270 00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:06,459 BUT -- [ LAUGHTER ] I'M THE FACE OF -- 271 00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:09,295 >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. >> YEAH, THEY SEARCHED FAR AND WIDE FOR THE PERFECT -- THE 272 00:22:09,295 --> 00:22:14,167 VAGINA THEY WANTED TO REPRESENT THEIR BRAND. >> Jimmy: WOW. 273 00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:17,370 >> AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY FAVORITE THING IS ABOUT THAT BECAUSE I REALLY AM 274 00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:21,174 A SPOKESPERSON FOR THEM. IS IN BETWEEN THE TIME I SIGNED ON WITH THEM -- 275 00:22:21,174 --> 00:22:23,243 >> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> -- I HAD A HYSTERECTOMY, WHICH, IF YOU DON'T KNOW, 276 00:22:23,243 --> 00:22:28,314 THAT'S WHEN YOU GET YOUR UTERUS TAKEN OUT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT 277 00:22:28,314 --> 00:22:31,351 >> AND LOOK, I'M NO DOCTOR [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO 278 00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:35,689 >> BUT WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A A UTERUS, DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DON'T GET ANYMORE? 279 00:22:35,689 --> 00:22:38,658 >> Jimmy: PERIODS. >> DING, DING, DING, DING, DING, DING, DING, DING 280 00:22:38,658 --> 00:22:40,326 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THERE YOU ARE. YEAH, THANK YOU. 281 00:22:40,326 --> 00:22:42,996 YEAH, YEAH OKAY, WOW. >> YEAH. 282 00:22:42,996 --> 00:22:44,664 I KNOW THEY WANTED TO FIRE ME, BUT -- YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 283 00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:47,167 >> Jimmy: BUT YOU'RE STILL -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> BUT STILL -- OF COURSE. 284 00:22:47,167 --> 00:22:48,835 OF COURSE I WANT YOU TO STAY ON OF COURSE, EVEN THOUGH YOU 285 00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:50,937 DON'T GET THE THING THAT YOU NEED >> Jimmy: YEAH 286 00:22:50,937 --> 00:22:52,339 YEAH, YOU'RE SPOKESPERSON, YEAH >> YEAH. 287 00:22:52,339 --> 00:22:54,574 >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. >> RIGHT, YEAH VERY SEXY. 288 00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:56,109 >> Jimmy: IT'S -- IT'S AN HONOR. >> YOU KNOW WHAT'S SEXY? 289 00:22:56,109 --> 00:22:58,511 IF YOU HAVE A SEXUAL PRODUCT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: TALK TO AMY SCHUMER. 290 00:22:58,511 --> 00:23:01,114 >> RIGHT, MAYO AND TAMPONS >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I DO WANT TO APPLAUD YOU, BECAUSE OVER 291 00:23:01,114 --> 00:23:03,049 THE PAST FEW YEARS, YOU'VE BEEN VERY OPEN ABOUT HEALTH ISSUES. I THINK YOU HAVE 292 00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:05,185 >> THANK YOU YES. I HAVE -- I FEEL LIKE IT'S 293 00:23:05,185 --> 00:23:09,122 REALLY IMPORTANT PEOPLE DON'T REALLY SPEAK, ESPECIALLY WOMEN 294 00:23:09,122 --> 00:23:10,957 LIKE - I HAVE ENDOMETRIOSIS, WHICH 10% OF WOMEN HAVE BUT, LIKE, YOU 295 00:23:10,957 --> 00:23:16,596 KNOW, IT'S SO UNDIAGNOSED. AND WHEN I WAS PREGNANT, I HAD SOMETHING CALLED HYPEREMESIS, 296 00:23:16,596 --> 00:23:20,633 WHICH MEANS YOU'RE VIOLENTLY ILL THROUGH YOUR WHOLE PREGNANCY. 297 00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:24,904 AND, YOU KNOW, KATE MIDDLETON HAD IT CINDY CRAWFORD HAD IT. 298 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:28,475 SO, IT WAS LIKE, "LET ME GUESS -- [ LAUGHTER ] 299 00:23:28,475 --> 00:23:31,378 YOU KNOW, OF COURSE, I'M NEXT BECAUSE I'M LIKE THEM, YOU KNOW 300 00:23:31,378 --> 00:23:33,346 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> VISUALLY. I'M LIKE THEM VISUALLY 301 00:23:33,346 --> 00:23:35,715 >> Jimmy: YEAH, VISUALLY, OF COURSE >> AND - 302 00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:39,085 >> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S GOOD THAT YOU'RE DOING IT >> YEAH. 303 00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:41,421 >> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S HELPFUL TO GET IT OUT THERE AND GET THE CONVERSATION GOING AND TALKING 304 00:23:41,421 --> 00:23:44,657 >> SHARE THE -- SHARE WHAT'S GOING ON, YOU KNOW AND -- 305 00:23:44,657 --> 00:23:47,861 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I WAS SO HAPPY TO BE DIAGNOSED BECAUSE I WAS LIKE, 306 00:23:47,861 --> 00:23:49,696 "OKAY, GREAT WHAT DO WE DO? YOU KNOW 307 00:23:49,696 --> 00:23:51,631 NOW WE KNOW WHAT IT WAS, WHAT DO PEOPLE DO AND THEY SAID, "OH, WELL, WE 308 00:23:51,631 --> 00:23:57,003 HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO STUDY IT BECAUSE IT ONLY HAPPENS TO WOMEN. 309 00:23:57,003 --> 00:24:02,575 [ LAUGHTER ] AND WE REALLY ONLY FOCUS ON MALE -- MALE MEDICINE. 310 00:24:02,575 --> 00:24:06,112 YOU KNOW BUT IF YOUR HUSBAND WANTS, WE HAVE A CHEWABLE VIAGRA." 311 00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:10,050 [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY THAT'S A REAL PRODUCT. 312 00:24:10,050 --> 00:24:12,118 >> Jimmy: WE -- WE FIGURED THAT OUT. >> IT'S REAL 313 00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:15,455 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS THE PROBLEM WITH VIAGRA. >> BECAUSE SOMETIMES - 314 00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:21,194 SOMETIMES IT'S SCARY TO TAKE A A PILL, RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] 315 00:24:21,194 --> 00:24:23,129 IT'S SCARY >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S A LITTLE SCARY. 316 00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:25,665 >> WHAT IF IT GETS STUCK [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, LET'S MAKE IT 317 00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:27,133 CHEWABLE >> I DON'T WANT IT >> Jimmy: LET'S MAKE IT 318 00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:29,235 CHEWABLE >> I WANT -- >> Jimmy: LET'S GET THE 319 00:24:29,235 --> 00:24:31,805 SCIENTISTS WORKING ON -- >> I WANT A CHEWABLE ONE YEAH 320 00:24:31,805 --> 00:24:33,440 >> Jimmy: LET'S GET THE DOCTORS WORKING ON IT. >> AROUND THE CLOCK, JOHNS 321 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,342 HOPKINS, THERE'S A LOT OF WHITE COATS. >> Jimmy: YEAH 322 00:24:35,342 --> 00:24:37,410 >> BUT WHAT ABOUT MY ENDOMETRI -- "NO, WE'RE SORRY. WE'RE REALLY SORRY." 323 00:24:37,410 --> 00:24:39,579 YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE'LL FIGURE THAT OUT SOME OTHER YEAR 324 00:24:39,579 --> 00:24:43,083 >> YEAH, SOME OTHER TIME >> Jimmy: I WILL SAY YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL BOY 325 00:24:43,083 --> 00:24:44,684 WHAT IS HE -- WHAT IS THE BABY INTO WHAT IS -- WHAT IS HE INTO 326 00:24:44,684 --> 00:24:49,989 RIGHT NOW? >> HE LOVES TRUCKS, OF COURSE. >> Jimmy: YEAH 327 00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:52,092 >> WHICH IS SUCH A CONVENIENT THING. YOU KNOW, IF YOUR KID LOVES 328 00:24:52,092 --> 00:24:56,863 DINOSAURS -- I JUST TAKE HIM OUTSIDE IN NEW YORK CITY I'M LIKE, "HERE'S YOUR DISNEY. 329 00:24:56,863 --> 00:24:59,532 YOU KNOW THERE'S CARS ALL OVER. [ LAUGHTER ] 330 00:24:59,532 --> 00:25:01,101 >> Jimmy: TRUCKS, EVERYTHING, YEAH >> BUT HE -- MY HUSBAND AND I, 331 00:25:01,101 --> 00:25:05,105 WE READ TO HIM AT NIGHT BECAUSE WE'RE HEROES [ LAUGHTER ] 332 00:25:05,105 --> 00:25:08,308 AND JUST REALLY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE >> Jimmy: YEAH, PLEASE SIT 333 00:25:08,308 --> 00:25:11,144 DOWN PLEASE SIT DOWN, EVERYONE. >> YEAH, THANK YOU SO MUCH 334 00:25:11,144 --> 00:25:13,513 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THANK YOU. >> I'M DOING GOD'S WORK. >> Jimmy: WE'LL ADD APPLAUSE - 335 00:25:13,513 --> 00:25:15,715 WE'LL ADD APPLAUSE LATER >> IT'S LIKE A REALLY BIG -- YEAH 336 00:25:15,715 --> 00:25:17,851 >> Jimmy: A BIG THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE YEAH 337 00:25:17,851 --> 00:25:20,053 >> IT'S BIG, BUT IT'S A STANDING OVATION >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU READING 338 00:25:20,053 --> 00:25:22,622 >> I HAVE SUCH A BAD HABIT >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WELL, WE LOVE YOUR BOOK, OF 339 00:25:22,622 --> 00:25:24,457 COURSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. >> BUT I KEEP DOING THIS THING 340 00:25:24,457 --> 00:25:26,159 WHERE IF THERE'S EVEN A SLIGHTLY ATTRACTIVE BLONDE WOMAN THAT I COULD MAYBE LOOK 341 00:25:26,159 --> 00:25:31,131 LIKE -- >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I FISH FOR COMPLIMENTS. 342 00:25:31,131 --> 00:25:35,168 SO I'LL BE LIKE -- AND LIKE, "GOLDILOCKS AND THE THREE BEARS. 343 00:25:35,168 --> 00:25:37,303 I'M LIKE, "WHO DOES THAT LOOK LIKE?" [ LAUGHTER ] 344 00:25:37,303 --> 00:25:42,075 AND HE'S LIKE, "MOMMY. AND I'M LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, THANK YOU. 345 00:25:42,075 --> 00:25:45,679 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YOU MAKE HIM 346 00:25:45,679 --> 00:25:49,182 YEAH >> AND THEN THE BEARS, AND HE'S LIKE, "MOMMY." 347 00:25:49,182 --> 00:25:51,551 I'M LIKE, "NO, NO, NO, NO. >> Jimmy: "NO, YEAH, NO, NO. YEAH, I'M NOT A BEAR 348 00:25:51,551 --> 00:25:53,653 >> LET'S GO BACK TO THE -- YEAH >> Jimmy: "GO BACK TO THE -- 349 00:25:53,653 --> 00:25:55,755 YEAH, "GOLDILOCKS. YEAH >> "LET'S GO BACK TO THE PRETTY 350 00:25:55,755 --> 00:25:57,424 ONE. YEAH YEAH 351 00:25:57,424 --> 00:25:59,659 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE NEW SHOW >> YEAH. 352 00:25:59,659 --> 00:26:01,428 >> Jimmy: I WANT -- "LIFE & BETH," VERY, VERY FUNNY. AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT MORE 353 00:26:01,428 --> 00:26:03,730 STUFF. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: MORE WITH AMY SCHUMER 354 00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:05,932 AFTER THE BREAK. COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. * 355 00:26:05,932 --> 00:26:25,585 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH 356 00:26:25,585 --> 00:26:31,591 AMY SCHUMER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 357 00:26:31,591 --> 00:26:37,063 >> WOW I'M VERY HUMBLE. >> Jimmy: AMY I WANTED TO 358 00:26:37,063 --> 00:26:38,865 MENTION -- I KNOW, YEAH. YOU SAID THAT. >> YEAH, YEAH. 359 00:26:38,865 --> 00:26:41,267 VERY, VERY HUMBLE. >> Jimmy: I KNOW >> IT'S ONE OF THE BEST THINGS 360 00:26:41,267 --> 00:26:42,902 ABOUT ME >> Jimmy: I KNOW [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 361 00:26:42,902 --> 00:26:45,872 I DID WANT TO MENTION, THIS IS A BIG DEAL, YOU ARE GOING TO HOST THE OSCARS THIS YEAR. 362 00:26:45,872 --> 00:26:48,508 >> OH, MY GOD. I AM >> Jimmy: THIS IS A GIANT DEAL, 363 00:26:48,508 --> 00:26:50,610 YEAH >> THIS IS BIG >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. 364 00:26:50,610 --> 00:26:52,312 >> ME AND REGINA HALL AND WANDA SYKES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 365 00:26:52,312 --> 00:26:54,280 THAT'S RIGHT >> Jimmy: REGINA HALL AND WANDA SYKES. 366 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:57,484 HOW DID IT COME ABOUT? DID YOU IMMEDIATELY SAY YES? LIKE, "THIS IS GREAT, I'M IN" 367 00:26:57,484 --> 00:27:01,521 OR --? >> YEAH. I WAS -- I MEAN, I JUST FEEL 368 00:27:01,521 --> 00:27:05,625 LIKE PERFORMING RIGHT NOW. COMING OUT OF THE PANDEMIC AND EVERYTHING, YOU KNOW, 369 00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:08,128 HOPEFULLY -- >> Jimmy: YEAH [ KNOCKS ON WOOD ] 370 00:27:08,128 --> 00:27:12,565 >> I JUST FEEL REALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT I WANT TO GO AND, YOU KNOW, GET 371 00:27:12,565 --> 00:27:14,834 INTO SOME TROUBLE. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW? 372 00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:17,203 >> Jimmy: WE NEED TROUBLE. WE NEED FUN. WE NEED ENTERTAINMENT. 373 00:27:17,203 --> 00:27:19,172 >> LET'S GO. >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. >> THANK YOU 374 00:27:19,172 --> 00:27:21,107 >> Jimmy: AND IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT, BUD I WANT TO TALK ABOUT 375 00:27:21,107 --> 00:27:23,209 "LIFE & BETH." >> YES >> Jimmy: WE JUST HAD 376 00:27:23,209 --> 00:27:25,578 JON GLASER ON THE SHOW - >> OH, I'M SORRY [ LAUGHTER ] 377 00:27:25,578 --> 00:27:27,681 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, I WAS GOING TO SAY HE WAS FANTASTIC. >> OH, GOOD! 378 00:27:27,681 --> 00:27:29,916 OH, GOOD >> Jimmy: GOSH, YOU HAVE A A GREAT CAST 379 00:27:29,916 --> 00:27:32,052 >> IT'S RIDICULOUS >> Jimmy: IT IS INSANE >> TOO MUCH. 380 00:27:32,052 --> 00:27:35,755 >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S GREAT >> I WISH I CAUGHT THEIR NAMES WHILE THEY WERE THERE, BUT - 381 00:27:35,755 --> 00:27:37,891 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THEY'RE A REALLY GREAT CAST 382 00:27:37,891 --> 00:27:41,094 "LIFE & BETH." THIS CAME ABOUT BECAUSE DURING THE PANDEMIC YOU WERE LOOKING 383 00:27:41,094 --> 00:27:44,898 THROUGH OLD, LIKE, DIARIES WHAT IS -- >> YEAH, I MEAN, I GOT WEIRD 384 00:27:44,898 --> 00:27:48,668 OVER THE PANDEMIC. >> Jimmy: I THINK WE ALL DID A A LITTLE BIT 385 00:27:48,668 --> 00:27:50,904 >> YOU KNOW, YEAH, JUST SOME DARK, DARK PLACES. AND I WAS JUST LOOKING BACK AT 386 00:27:50,904 --> 00:27:54,941 MY JOURNALS LIKE, SORT OF THIS TEENAGE TRAUMAS. AND I'M ALSO LIKE, A NEW MOM 387 00:27:54,941 --> 00:28:01,114 AND I'M LEARNING THAT ALL WANT IS EMPATHY AND SURPRISE, SURPRISE, THAT'S 388 00:28:01,114 --> 00:28:04,884 ALL ADULTS WANT, ALSO. >> Jimmy: EXACTLY, RIGHT >> YOU KNOW, SO, I JUST THOUGHT 389 00:28:04,884 --> 00:28:06,619 IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO, YOU KNOW, KIND OF CONFRONT THOSE TRAUMAS, AND -- IN ORDER TO 390 00:28:06,619 --> 00:28:14,894 MOVE FORWARD >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO, I WANTED TO MAKE A SHOW 391 00:28:14,894 --> 00:28:17,063 ABOUT THAT AND, UH -- >> Jimmy: AND YOU DID. 392 00:28:17,063 --> 00:28:18,698 >> AND SOMEBODY SAID I COULD, SO I DID >> Jimmy: DO YOU WANT TO 393 00:28:18,698 --> 00:28:23,737 EXPLAIN YOUR CHARACTER AND WHO YOU PLAY IN THE SHOW >> YES, I AM A SUPERMODEL -- 394 00:28:23,737 --> 00:28:26,406 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I'M A RUNWAY MODEL -- NO. 395 00:28:26,406 --> 00:28:30,744 BETH IS -- I PLAY A WOMAN WHO WORKS IN -- EVERYTHING LOOKS REALLY GOOD. 396 00:28:30,744 --> 00:28:36,516 SHE HAS A HOT BOYFRIEND LIVING IN MANHATTAN, HAS A COOL JOB, WORKING WITH WINE. 397 00:28:36,516 --> 00:28:39,719 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT SHE'S MISERABLE YOU KNOW, LIKE, ALL THESE 398 00:28:39,719 --> 00:28:43,757 THINGS SHE THOUGHT THAT WOULD MAKE HER HAPPY AREN'T. >> Jimmy: AREN'T MAKING HER 399 00:28:43,757 --> 00:28:45,725 HAPPY. >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: IT'S VERY, VERY 400 00:28:45,725 --> 00:28:47,861 FUNNY. YOU GUYS ARE GONNA ENJOY THIS. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 401 00:28:47,861 --> 00:28:50,296 HERE'S AMY SCHUMER IN THE NEW SHOW "LIFE & BETH. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 402 00:28:50,296 --> 00:28:50,330 SHOW "LIFE & BETH. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 403 00:28:54,768 --> 00:28:58,905 >> SHUT UP >> AND YOU MUST BE -- MATT 404 00:28:58,905 --> 00:29:04,878 >> ARE YOU IN HERE A LOT >> THAT'S NOT MATT, OKAY THIS IS TREVOR 405 00:29:04,878 --> 00:29:08,114 >> TRAVIS. >> TRAVIS. >> HERE, YOU WANNA JUST TAKE 406 00:29:08,114 --> 00:29:14,721 THAT NOW >> EXCUSE ME >> OH, DAMN. 407 00:29:14,721 --> 00:29:17,223 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT. 408 00:29:17,223 --> 00:29:20,160 AMY SCHUMER, EVERYBODY ALL EPISODES OF "LIFE & BETH" WILL BE ON HULU THIS FRIDAY. 409 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:23,830 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. 410 00:29:23,830 --> 00:29:37,210 COME ON BACK [ APPLAUSE ] * 411 00:29:37,210 --> 00:29:38,778 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY TALENTED WRITER AND DIRECTOR 412 00:29:38,778 --> 00:29:40,814 HIS LATEST FILM, "DUNE," IS NOMINATED FOR TEN ACADEMY AWARDS, INCLUDING BEST PICTURE 413 00:29:40,814 --> 00:29:43,950 AND BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY. YOU CAN OWN "DUNE" ON DIGITAL OR STREAM IT ON HBO MAX. 414 00:29:43,950 --> 00:29:46,319 PLEASE WELCOME DENIS VILLENEUVE 415 00:29:48,054 --> 00:30:02,435 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: DENIS, WELCOME TO THE SHOW 416 00:30:02,435 --> 00:30:04,404 AND -- >> THANK YOU THANK YOU. 417 00:30:04,404 --> 00:30:06,339 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU -- THANKS FOR BEING HERE I -- YOU'RE ONE OF THE MOST 418 00:30:06,339 --> 00:30:08,575 SOUGHT AFTER FILMMAKERS ON THE PLANET "DUNE" WAS SUCH -- I DON'T EVEN 419 00:30:08,575 --> 00:30:10,443 KNOW HOW -- WHAT A BEAST OF A MOVIE. I DON'T KNOW HOW -- EVEN 420 00:30:10,443 --> 00:30:16,383 WATCHING TEN MINUTES, I'M LIKE, "HOW DID YOU DO ANY OF IT. DON'T TELL ME, BUT IT WAS 421 00:30:16,383 --> 00:30:20,520 AMAZING. MY QUESTION IS, IF YOU WEREN'T MAKING MOVIES AND -- AND 422 00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:27,694 BRILLIANT MOVIES, WHAT -- WHAT WOULD YOU BE DOING WHAT CAREER WOULD YOU BE DOING 423 00:30:27,694 --> 00:30:33,099 IF IT WASN'T FOR FILM? >> IT'S A GOOD QUESTION. I'M NOT AS -- I'M NOT TALENTED 424 00:30:33,099 --> 00:30:38,071 LIKE QUESTLOVE, HAVING MULTIPLE TALENTS. SO I THINK THAT -- ONE THING, I 425 00:30:38,071 --> 00:30:41,274 HAD ALWAYS A PLAN B. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU DID. >> YEAH, I -- IT'S -- I THINK I 426 00:30:41,274 --> 00:30:45,412 COULD BE A BAKER I COULD BE A GOOD BAKER. I LOVE THE CONCEPT OF "PEOPLE 427 00:30:45,412 --> 00:30:49,983 NEED BREAD YOU MAKE BREAD PEOPLE BUY BREAD." 428 00:30:49,983 --> 00:30:52,952 [ LAUGHTER ] THERE'S SOMETHING VERY -- I LOVE THIS IDEA 429 00:30:52,952 --> 00:30:56,589 AND I'M SERIOUS ABOUT IT >> Jimmy: REALLY >> YEAH, YEAH. 430 00:30:56,589 --> 00:30:58,258 >> Jimmy: "DO I WANT TO BE THAT?" YEAH 431 00:30:58,258 --> 00:31:00,326 >> YEAH. I WANT TO BE THAT GUY. >> Jimmy: "DUNE," WE -- AS 432 00:31:00,326 --> 00:31:06,633 WE'VE SEEN, IS SUCH A BIG FILM AND IT TAKES SO MANY YEARS OF WORK THAT GOES INTO THIS 433 00:31:06,633 --> 00:31:08,635 BUT WHAT PEOPLE DON'T KNOW IS YOU -- THIS TOOK YOU ALMOST 40 YEARS, ACTUALLY, KIND OF, 434 00:31:08,635 --> 00:31:13,907 WORKING ON THIS. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? 435 00:31:13,907 --> 00:31:16,543 >> IT'S AN OLD DREAM YEAH, YEAH, YEAH I READ THE BOOK WHEN I WAS 436 00:31:16,543 --> 00:31:18,945 13 YEARS OLD MY BEST FRIEND NICOLAS AND I, WE WERE, LIKE -- LET'S SAY WE 437 00:31:18,945 --> 00:31:24,684 WERE ON THE NERD SIDE OF THINGS [ LAUGHTER ] 438 00:31:24,684 --> 00:31:28,455 >> Jimmy: THE NERD SIDE, YEAH. OKAY >> YEAH. 439 00:31:28,455 --> 00:31:31,291 AND WE WERE -- WE WERE, LIKE, DREAMING ABOUT MAKING MOVIES WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY CAMERA, SO 440 00:31:31,291 --> 00:31:35,762 WE WERE DRAWING MOVIES SO -- AND WE WERE BOTH IN LOVE WITH THE BOOK. 441 00:31:35,762 --> 00:31:41,101 AND I REMEMBER DOING SOME -- SOME -- OH, HERE WE GO >> Jimmy: YEAH, SOME 442 00:31:41,101 --> 00:31:42,702 STORYBOARDS. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THIS IS WHEN YOU WERE 443 00:31:42,702 --> 00:31:44,637 13 YEARS OLD >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU DREW THIS. 444 00:31:44,637 --> 00:31:47,874 CAN WE ZOOM IN >> I DIDN'T -- I DIDN'T -- NICOLAS DREW THEM. 445 00:31:47,874 --> 00:31:49,843 THEY WERE INSPIRED BY -- BY THE "DUNE. YEAH 446 00:31:49,843 --> 00:31:52,812 >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT DID YOU USE ANY OF THESE SHOTS >> THERE -- THERE'S SOME -- 447 00:31:52,812 --> 00:31:54,881 THERE'S SOME ONE THAT ARE SIMILAR. BUT -- 448 00:31:54,881 --> 00:31:59,519 >> Jimmy: IS THAT -- THAT'S INSANE THAT'S CRAZY 449 00:31:59,519 --> 00:32:01,621 >> WHEN IT'S AN OLD DREAM, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH >> Jimmy: I ALSO WILL SAY 450 00:32:01,621 --> 00:32:06,126 HANS ZIMMER DID THE SCORE. IT'S -- IT'S ALMOST LIKE IT'S OWN CHARACTER IN THE MOVIE 451 00:32:06,126 --> 00:32:09,462 >> ABSOLUTELY, ABSOLUTELY. IT'S LIKE A PSYCHEDELIC DREAM. AND WHAT HE CREATED IS THAT HE 452 00:32:09,462 --> 00:32:13,066 WAS OBSESSED WITH THE IDEA TO CREATE NEW SOUNDS, NEW INSTRUMENTS. 453 00:32:13,066 --> 00:32:14,734 AND I KNOW FOR TRUE THAT HE MADE SOME RAIDS AT HOME DEPOT, BUYING PIPES, THINGS AND 454 00:32:14,734 --> 00:32:25,679 CREATED INSTRUMENTS TO CREATE NEW WAYS OF EXPRESSING HIMSELF AND -- AND HE -- HE WENT BACK 455 00:32:25,679 --> 00:32:33,086 WITH IT, CREATED A BANK OF SOUND LIKE THAT, AND REGARDING VOICES AND THINGS WITH VOICES. 456 00:32:33,086 --> 00:32:35,622 >> Jimmy: BECAUSE IT'S SET IN THE FUTURE AND HE'S LIKE, "IF IT'S IN THE FUTURE, WE HAVE TO 457 00:32:35,622 --> 00:32:40,226 MAKE A FUTURISTIC -- >> NO VIOLENCE IN 10,191 I MEAN, HE WANTED SOMETHING 458 00:32:40,226 --> 00:32:43,863 THAT WAS COMING FROM ANOTHER TIME FROM ANOTHER WORLD. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I ALSO HEARD 459 00:32:43,863 --> 00:32:48,335 THAT YOU SCORED SOME POINTS BECAUSE YOU -- YOU CAME UP WITH BAGPIPES 460 00:32:48,335 --> 00:32:51,471 SHOULD BE IN THE MOVIE, SOMEHOW. >> YEAH, THAT -- IT'S JUST THAT 461 00:32:51,471 --> 00:32:53,273 THERE'S A SCENE OF PRECISIVE FOR THOSE WHO SAW THE MOVIE WHERE ATREIDES ARE LANDING AND 462 00:32:53,273 --> 00:32:57,844 I WAS A -- THERE WAS SOMETHING MISSING. THERE WAS SOMETHING, BUT I 463 00:32:57,844 --> 00:32:59,679 WANTED TO HAVE SOME GLIMPSE AT THE CULTURE OF ATREIDES AND I WOKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE 464 00:32:59,679 --> 00:33:07,954 NIGHT SUDDENLY SAYING "BAGPIPES. [ LAUGHTER ] 465 00:33:07,954 --> 00:33:10,623 AND -- >> Jimmy: WOW. >> I -- LUCKY ENOUGH, WE -- MY 466 00:33:10,623 --> 00:33:15,295 FIRST ASSISTANT, CHRIS CARRERAS, THEY DIDN'T PANICKED AND BROUGHT THE 467 00:33:15,295 --> 00:33:19,399 BAGPIPE ON SET AND THEN I THINK I THOUGHT I GAINED HANS ZIMMER'S RESPECT. 468 00:33:19,399 --> 00:33:25,672 HE ACCEPTED THAT THE BAGPIPES WILL EXIST IN 10,000 YEARS FROM NOW. 469 00:33:25,672 --> 00:33:28,675 THAT WAS HIS CONCESSION. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BECAUSE IT'S A TRICKY 470 00:33:28,675 --> 00:33:30,076 INSTRUMENT YEAH IT'S -- 471 00:33:30,076 --> 00:33:33,513 >> A FRIEND OF MINE, JOE WALKER, WE DID THE MOVIE HE SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT IS THE 472 00:33:33,513 --> 00:33:38,151 DEFINITION OF A GENTLEMAN? IS SOMEONE WHO CAN PLAY THE BAGPIPE BUT ACTUALLY DON'T DO 473 00:33:38,151 --> 00:33:44,591 IT [ LAUGHTER ] I'M FRENCH-CANADIAN. 474 00:33:44,591 --> 00:33:49,095 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD LINE >> YEAH, I'M FRENCH-CANADIAN IT'S NOT MY JOKE 475 00:33:49,095 --> 00:33:51,598 IT'S A BRITISH JOKE. >> Jimmy: IT'S A GREAT -- IT'S A GREAT JOKE 476 00:33:51,598 --> 00:33:55,635 I THOUGHT IT WAS PHENOMENAL. AND I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU CAME HERE 477 00:33:55,635 --> 00:33:57,871 WE ASKED YOU IF YOU WANTED TO COME TALK TO US, BECAUSE WE'RE BIG FANS OVER HERE 478 00:33:57,871 --> 00:34:00,273 SO -- >> MERCI >> Jimmy: THANKS SO MUCH 479 00:34:00,273 --> 00:34:04,044 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S A PEEK AT "DUNE." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 480 00:34:04,044 --> 00:34:04,044 HERE'S A PEEK AT "DUNE." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 481 00:34:05,645 --> 00:34:26,533 * * 482 00:34:26,533 --> 00:34:32,138 >> IT'S CONFUSING. I THOUGHT I SAW MY DEATH, ONLY IT WASN'T. 483 00:34:32,138 --> 00:34:36,242 I KNOW A KNIFE IS IMPORTANT. SOMEHOW, SOMEONE WILL HAND YOU ME A BLADE, BUT I DON'T KNOW 484 00:34:36,242 --> 00:34:46,086 WHO OR WHEN OR WHERE SOME THINGS, THOUGH, ARE CRYSTAL CLEAR. 485 00:34:46,086 --> 00:34:52,992 I CAN FEEL IT. >> Jimmy: DENIS VILLENEUVE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 486 00:34:52,992 --> 00:34:55,562 >> MERCI >> Jimmy: "DUNE" IS ON DIGITAL AND AVAILABLE TO STREAM ON HBO 487 00:34:55,562 --> 00:34:56,796 MAX. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A COOKING DEMO FROM 488 00:34:56,796 --> 00:35:00,033 CHRISTINA TOSI STICK AROUND CONGRATS 489 00:35:00,033 --> 00:35:21,855 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN 490 00:35:21,855 --> 00:35:28,695 AWARD WINNING CHEF AND FOUNDER OF MILKBAR BAKERIES. SHE'S ONE OF OUR FAVORITES 491 00:35:28,695 --> 00:35:30,530 SHE HAS A NEW BOOK OUT CALLED "DESSERT CAN SAVE THE WORLD. PLEASE WELCOME CHEF 492 00:35:30,530 --> 00:35:33,867 CHRISTINA TOSI, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! * 493 00:35:33,867 --> 00:35:39,072 COME ON, NOW WELCOME BACK WE LOVE YOU. 494 00:35:39,072 --> 00:35:41,574 WELCOME, WELCOME BACK. THIS IS YOUR FIRST MEMOIR. >> IT IS 495 00:35:41,574 --> 00:35:43,209 I JUST FELT LIKE IT WAS AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE WHEN I WAS WRITING IT 496 00:35:43,209 --> 00:35:45,078 AND IT CONTINUES TO REMIND ME NOW THAT IT'S OUT IT'S - IT'S LIKE A RALLY CALL 497 00:35:45,078 --> 00:35:58,625 IT'S A REMINDER THAT WE NEED JOY. THAT JOY MATTERS 498 00:35:58,625 --> 00:36:00,627 THAT KNOWING OURSELVES, FINDING THESE MOMENTS THAT CONNECT US TO OURSELVES, TO OTHER PEOPLE, 499 00:36:00,627 --> 00:36:05,198 TO THE WORLD - THESE ARE LIKE THE CONNECTIVE TISSUES THAT MAKE LIFE WORTH 500 00:36:05,198 --> 00:36:06,533 LIVING AND FIGHTING FOR AND LIKE JUST BEING GOOD AND DOING GOOD 501 00:36:06,533 --> 00:36:08,201 THAT'S WHAT THE BOOK'S ALL ABOUT. >> Jimmy: THERE'S LITTLE THINGS 502 00:36:08,201 --> 00:36:12,605 IN HERE THAT MAKE ME LAUGH THERE'S THINGS CALLED "DIRTY DESSERT SECRETS. 503 00:36:12,605 --> 00:36:18,745 CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT THOSE ARE >> YES, I CAN. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU 504 00:36:18,745 --> 00:36:20,580 >> THE THINGS, FOR ME, MY DIRTY DESSERT SECRETS ARE ALL LIKE PANTRY LOADING, RIGHT? 505 00:36:20,580 --> 00:36:22,549 LIKE, IT'S LATE AT NIGHT, NO ONE'S HOME I HAD A DAY, I NEED A MOMENT 506 00:36:22,549 --> 00:36:24,217 SO, I BROUGHT FOR YOU SOME OF MY FAVORITE DIRTY DESSERT SECRETS. 507 00:36:24,217 --> 00:36:33,493 I HAVE HOT COCOA MIX AND MAPLE SYRUP. YOU MIX IT UNTIL IT BECOMES 508 00:36:33,493 --> 00:36:35,862 LIKE A FUDGY CONSISTENCY GET IN THERE I'M A SPOON SOME FOR QUEST 509 00:36:35,862 --> 00:36:38,064 YOU CAN JUST HAVE A LITTLE NIBBLE LOOK AT THIS 510 00:36:38,064 --> 00:36:42,168 ALSO, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU NUMBER ONE RULE OF DIRTY DESSERT SECRETS, NO JUDGMENT 511 00:36:42,168 --> 00:36:44,671 >> Jimmy: OKAY >> THIS IS A JUDGMENT FREE ZONE 512 00:36:44,671 --> 00:36:47,073 >> Jimmy: MAPLE SYRUP AND HOT COCOA MIX. WOW. 513 00:36:47,073 --> 00:36:49,409 >> YOU'RE NOT MAD AT IT, ARE YOU? >> Jimmy: HOW'D YOU DO THAT? 514 00:36:49,409 --> 00:36:52,512 >> YOU'RE NOT MAD AT IT. >> Jimmy: I'M NOT MAD AT ALL >> YOU READY FOR THE NEXT ONE? 515 00:36:52,512 --> 00:36:56,116 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. YES. >> M&Ms. 516 00:36:56,116 --> 00:36:58,385 YOU POUR HOT WATER ON THEM YOU STRAIN THEM OUT LIKE THIS. >> Jimmy: WHOAH. 517 00:36:58,385 --> 00:37:00,186 >> VERY, VERY STRANGE COLOR. YOU MASH THEM AROUND WITH THE SPOON. 518 00:37:00,186 --> 00:37:03,390 AND THEN YOU EAT THEM. TAKE A LITTLE SPOONFUL >> Jimmy: IT'S FANTASTIC 519 00:37:03,390 --> 00:37:06,359 >> Questlove: OH, YO >> OH, RIGHT THIS IS IT 520 00:37:06,359 --> 00:37:09,129 OKAY, YOU READY FOR THIS ONE FOR ME, IT LIKE BRING ME BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL DAYS. 521 00:37:09,129 --> 00:37:14,200 YOU TAKE A HONEY BUN YOU WARM IT UP IN THE MICROWAVE. 522 00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:16,236 YOU MASH IT DOWN >> Jimmy: THIS IS ONE I READ IN THE BOOK 523 00:37:16,236 --> 00:37:18,538 >> YOU PUT A SNICKERS IN IT. YOU ROLL IT UP GET IN THERE, GUYS 524 00:37:18,538 --> 00:37:22,042 >> Jimmy: SO, IT'S A HONEY BUN -- >> WRAPPED AROUND A SNICKERS 525 00:37:22,042 --> 00:37:23,710 >> Jimmy: WRAPPED AROUND A A SNICKERS >> AND MICROWAVED. 526 00:37:23,710 --> 00:37:28,848 >> Jimmy: AND MICROWAVED ALL RIGHT, I'M TAKING THIS >> TELL ME 527 00:37:28,848 --> 00:37:32,085 TALK TO ME YOU MAD AT IT? >> Questlove: HOW DO YOU THINK 528 00:37:32,085 --> 00:37:34,354 OF THIS? [ APPLAUSE ] >> THIS IS, LIKE - 529 00:37:34,354 --> 00:37:36,423 >> Jimmy: THAT IS -- THAT'S THE WINNER >> THAT'S THE WINNER 530 00:37:36,423 --> 00:37:39,225 YOU AREN'T EVEN THERE YET, THOUGH >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE WINNER 531 00:37:39,225 --> 00:37:41,194 RIGHT THERE. >> OKAY, YOU READY FOR THIS? >> Jimmy: YEAH 532 00:37:41,194 --> 00:37:43,063 >> THIS, FOR ME, IS LIKE CHURCH DAYS A LITTLE BIT. IT'S A PIECE OF WHITE BREAD, 533 00:37:43,063 --> 00:37:46,232 SOME MARGARINE, AND SOME TANG. IT'S CALLED TANG TOAST [ LAUGHTER ] 534 00:37:46,232 --> 00:37:50,070 >> Questlove: WAIT, WHAT >> IT'S CALLED TANG TOAST. GET IN THERE 535 00:37:50,070 --> 00:37:52,072 I'M COMING RIGHT BEHIND YOU. 'CAUSE MY NEXT ONE IS COMING UP 536 00:37:52,072 --> 00:37:54,341 >> Questlove: FAIRY BREAD. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> ALL RIGHT 537 00:37:54,341 --> 00:37:56,710 IS YOUR SOUL FEELING LIT UP RIGHT NOW? >> Jimmy: YES, IT IS 538 00:37:56,710 --> 00:38:01,181 IT'S FROM THE HONEY BUNS SNICKERS >> Questlove: YOU FIRST. 539 00:38:01,181 --> 00:38:04,117 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU MIXING MOUNTAIN DEW >> I'M MIXING CAKE MIX AND A 540 00:38:04,117 --> 00:38:08,588 A CAN OF MOUNTAIN DEW. AND THEN IT GETS MICROWAVED FIVE, TEN SECONDS. 541 00:38:08,588 --> 00:38:12,092 JUST GO WITH ME. OPEN MIND. I HEAR YOU OVER THERE. 542 00:38:12,092 --> 00:38:15,328 YOU ALL, THIS HAS BEEN MY MOVE I'M NOT KIDDING. I HAD IT WITHOUT MOUNTAIN DEW, 543 00:38:15,328 --> 00:38:18,565 BUT WITH PEANUT BUTTER AND MILK THE OTHER NIGHT. THIS IS MY ALWAYS DIRTY DESSERT 544 00:38:18,565 --> 00:38:23,136 SECRET GO TO YOU READY FOR THIS IT'S A LITTLE WARM 545 00:38:23,136 --> 00:38:27,307 IT'S A LITTLE GOOEY. JUDGMENT FREE ZONE, GUYS GET IN THERE 546 00:38:27,307 --> 00:38:30,810 >> Jimmy: MOUNTAIN DEW'S RIGHT NOW -- >> GET IN THERE. 547 00:38:30,810 --> 00:38:32,912 >> Questlove: MOUNTAIN DEW AND CAKE MIX >> YOUR LIFE IS GOING TO BE 548 00:38:32,912 --> 00:38:39,619 CHANGED. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. 549 00:38:39,619 --> 00:38:43,757 >> THIS IS JUST -- THIS IS WHAT MILKBAR WAS BUILT ON, GUYS >> Questlove: HOW DID YOU THINK 550 00:38:43,757 --> 00:38:45,492 OF THIS? >> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU THINK OF THIS 551 00:38:45,492 --> 00:38:48,161 >> NO WAY, THE BEST ONE IS YET TO COME. BUT THIS IS A REAL TRUST FALL, 552 00:38:48,161 --> 00:38:50,430 OKAY >> Jimmy: OKAY >> JUDGMENT-FREE ZONE. 553 00:38:50,430 --> 00:38:53,266 IT'S NOT ABOUT HOW WE PORTRAY OURSELVES TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD IT'S ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN NO 554 00:38:53,266 --> 00:38:57,404 ONE'S LOOKING. >> Questlove: JUST DO IT >> YOU READY FOR THIS? 555 00:38:57,404 --> 00:38:59,539 YOU GUYS GOT TO CLOSE YOUR EYES I'VE GOT YOU -- I GOT YOU SOME 556 00:38:59,539 --> 00:39:03,276 MASKS. QUEST, THAT'S FOR YOU. >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW 557 00:39:03,276 --> 00:39:05,412 >> JIMS, THIS IS FOR YOU >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT 558 00:39:05,412 --> 00:39:07,013 >> Questlove: OKAY >> JUST TRUST ME TRUST ME 559 00:39:07,013 --> 00:39:10,150 >> Jimmy: WE ALWAYS DO >> YEAH. I BELIEVE IN YOU GUYS. 560 00:39:10,150 --> 00:39:13,420 OKAY >> Jimmy: CAN YOU SEE ANYTHING >> I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU 561 00:39:13,420 --> 00:39:17,524 SOMETHING AND EACH OF YOU JUST PINCH THIS YEP. 562 00:39:17,524 --> 00:39:19,359 JUST HOLD IT LIKE THAT I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO DUNK IT IN. 563 00:39:19,359 --> 00:39:23,296 OKAY, THERE WE GO. NO PEEKING YET NO PEEKING YET 564 00:39:23,296 --> 00:39:26,933 >> Questlove: WAIT, WHERE'S THE AUDIENCE >> Jimmy: I KNOW 565 00:39:26,933 --> 00:39:28,902 THE AUDIENCE IS EWWING >> IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE JEALOUS. 566 00:39:28,902 --> 00:39:33,073 IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE JEALOUS OAKY, GIVE ME A DUNK DUNK BUT LIKE A BIG DUNK 567 00:39:33,073 --> 00:39:36,876 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH NO, NO >> Questlove: LIKE THIS. 568 00:39:36,876 --> 00:39:39,079 >> OKAY, YEAH. >> Jimmy: IS THAT YOUR ARM >> THAT'S MY ARM 569 00:39:39,079 --> 00:39:41,047 OKAY, HOLD ON. [ LAUGHTER ] NO, JUMP BACK IN 570 00:39:41,047 --> 00:39:44,417 A BIGGER DUNK JIMMY. OKAY >> Jimmy: YEAH 571 00:39:44,417 --> 00:39:48,455 >> Questlove: DID I DUNK IT? GET IN THERE, ONE, TWO, THREE, BOTTOM'S UP. 572 00:39:48,455 --> 00:39:53,793 CONSUME. DO IT, DO IT YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU JUST 573 00:39:53,793 --> 00:39:58,565 HAD? OKAY MASKS OFF GUYS 574 00:39:58,565 --> 00:40:02,435 FLAMING HOT CHEETOS, VANILLA FROSTING THIS IS THE ULTIMATE DIRTY 575 00:40:02,435 --> 00:40:05,672 DESSERT SECRET >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DIG IT, TOO. [ LAUGHTER ] 576 00:40:05,672 --> 00:40:07,340 YOU ARE A GENIUS HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS STUFF? 577 00:40:07,340 --> 00:40:09,843 WE LOVE YOU. CHRISTINA TOSI, EVERYONE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 578 00:40:09,843 --> 00:40:11,511 "DESSERT CAN SAVE THE WORLD" IS OUT NOW. MY THANKS TO AMY SCHUMER, 579 00:40:11,511 --> 00:40:20,353 DENIS VILLENEUVE CHRISTINA TOSI ONCE AGAIN. 580 00:40:25,925 --> 00:40:28,061 I'M COVERED -- I DUNKED IT TOO HARD AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM 581 00:40:28,061 --> 00:40:31,031 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 582 00:40:31,031 --> 00:40:33,099 SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE