>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - AMY SCHUMER.
DENIS VILLENEUVE CHEF CHRISTINA TOSI. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1616 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT RIGHT THERE. WELCOME, EVERYBODY
WELCOME. ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANKS FOR TUNING IN LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS
WELL, GUYS, AS THE WAR RAGES ON IN UKRAINE, FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP SAID THAT HE'S SURPRISED
PUTIN INVADED UKRAINE, AND THAT PUTIN'S CHANGED. [ LAUGHTER ]
TRUMP WENT ON TO SAY, "THIS IS NOT THE MAN I FELL IN LOVE WITH."
[ LAUGHTER ] TRUMP TALKS ABOUT PUTIN LIKE IT'S HIS NEPHEW WHO STARTED
VAPING "EVERYTHING WAS FINE, THEN ONE DAY" -
THAT'S RIGHT TRUMP IS SURPRISED, WHICH IS KIND OF WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU
FLUSH FOUR YEARS OF INTELLIGENCE BRIEFINGS DOWN THE TOILET
[ LAUGHTER ] DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS THE CDC JUST LOWERED THE COVID
RISK LEVEL FOR CRUISE SHIPS FROM HIGH TO MODERATE. HOWEVER, THE RISK OF GETTING
SALMONELLA FROM THE CHICKEN IS STILL PRETTY MUCH GUARANTEED [ LAUGHTER ]
I GUESS THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IS FOR ALL TWO PEOPLE WHO BOOK CRUISES AND LISTEN TO THE CDC.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "CDC SAYS WE SHOULDN'T." "THERE'S A WATER SLIDE."
"LET'S BOOK IT." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "LET'S GO.
SOME BUSINESS NEWS, IT'S A A LITTLE CONTROVERSIAL, BUT CHIPOTLE IS GOING TO START
USING A ROBOT TO MAKE THEIR TORTILLA CHIPS YEAH, AND THEY'RE CALLING IT
CHIPPY [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH
THEY ALSO HAVE A ROBOT TO CLEAN THE BATHROOM, BUT WE CAN'T SAY HIS NAME ON TV
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH, HEY! [ LAUGHTER ]
* >> Jimmy: YEAH, SOMEHOW, CHIPOTLE CAN BUILD A CHIP
MAKING ROBOT, BUT CAN'T MAKE A A CARDBOARD BOWL THAT DOESN'T LEAK BEAN JUICE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING [ LAUGHTER ] OH, GET THIS, NEARLY 4 MILLION
BOTTLES OF AIRBORNE IMMUNE SUPPORT GUMMIES HAVE BEEN RECALLED, AFTER PEOPLE REPORTED
EYE INJURIES FROM THE CAP POPPING OFF. [ LAUGHTER ]
APPARENTLY WHEN THEY SAID AIRBORNE, THEY MEANT THE CAP >> Steve: OH
[ LAUGHTER ] AIRBORNE'S TRYING TO SPIN IT THEY'RE LIKE, "WELL, YOU'RE NOT
COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR COLD ANYMORE, ARE YOU?" LIKE, "NO, I GUESS YOU'RE
RIGHT. YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT." SOME TV NEWS, LAST NIGHT -- DID
ANYONE SEE THE FINALE OF "THE BACHELOR"? [ CHEERS ]
IT WAS A CRAZY, CRAZY ENDING NO SPOILERS HERE, BUT THEY DID MAKE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT
WHO THE NEXT BACHELORETTE WILL BE WATCH THIS
YOU, IT'S NOT GABBY. [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
AND IT'S ALSO NOT RACHEL [ AUDIENCE AWS ] IT'S GABBY AND RACHEL!
[ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
WOW. TWO BACHELORETTES. YEAH, IF YOU THINK IT'S WEIRD
DATING TWO GIRLS AT THE SAME TIME, THEN YOU'VE NEVER WATCHED AN EPISODE OF "THE BACHELOR.
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, INFLATION IS SO BAD, IT'S EVEN RAISING THE
NUMBER OF BACHELORETTES. >> Steve: OH [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OH, THIS IS INTERESTING. I SAW THAT SPOTIFY HAS AGREED
TO SPONSOR BARCELONA'S BIGGEST SOCCER CLUB. SO, NOW THEIR NAME AND LOGO
WILL APPEAR ON THE TEAM'S JERSEY AND STADIUM IT'S GOOD NEWS FOR SPOTIFY
BUT YOU CAN ALREADY TELL THEY'RE HAVING AN INFLUENCE ON THE WAY GAMES ARE BROADCAST.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> SEEN THAT MOVE BEFORE
BEAUTIFUL PASS FERRAN TORRES HAS THE SHOT JOE!
ROGAN, NEW EPISODES EVERY DAY, 1:00 P.M., HERE ON SPOTIFY [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, INTERESTING. JOE ROGAN. >> Steve: JOE ROGAN.
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, A MAN IN THE U.K. WAS ARRESTED AFTER HE
LED POLICE ON A 35 MILE CHASE. AND WHEN THEY FINALLY PULLED HIM OVER, HE SHOWED THEM A
A LICENSE FROM LEGOLAND. [ LAUGHTER ] AND HE'D STILL BE LOCKED UP IF
HE DIDN'T HAVE THAT MONOPOLY GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE
FOR YOU TONIGHT. SHE CREATED AND STARS IN THE NEW SHOW "LIFE & BETH," WHICH
PREMIERES THIS FRIDAY ON HULU. THE VERY FUNNY AMY SCHUMER IS HERE ON THE SHOW
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MAN, SHE'S FUNNY >> Steve: FUNNY.
>> Jimmy: PLUS, HIS LATEST FILM, "DUNE," IS NOMINATED FOR TEN ACADEMY AWARDS
YOU CAN NOW OWN IT ON VISUAL OR STREAM IT ON HBO MAX, ACCLAIMED DIRECTOR DENIS VILLENEUVE IS
HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DENIS VILLENEUVE
AMAZING. >> Steve: AMAZING. >> AND SHE'S ONE OF THE BEST
CHEFS OUT THERE, AND HAS A NEW BOOK OUT CALLED "DESSERT CAN SAVE THE WORLD."
CHEF CHRISTINA TOSI IS HERE. >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: GUYS, WE'RE VERY, VERY EXCITED ABOUT MARCH MADNESS HERE AT "THE TONIGHT
SHOW." AND EVERY YEAR WE PICK A TEAM. THIS YEAR WE'RE GOING WITH
GONZAGA. THAT IS OUR TEAM [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND WE MADE THESE SPECIAL ROWDY RAGS, OKAY THIS IS TO GIVE TO ALL THE
GONZAGA STUDENTS AT TOMORROW'S FIRST ROUND GAME STUDENTS, YOU SHOULD HAVE THEM
ALREADY, SHORTLY, WE SENT THEM TO YOU BUT HERE'S WHAT I'D LIKE YOU TO
DO AND I'M TALKING TO YOU, THE STUDENTS
WHEN THE GAME CLOCK HITS 11:35 -- ALL RIGHT, THAT'S WHEN "THE TONIGHT SHOW" AIRS -
>> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: YEAH I WANT YOU TO STAND UP AND GO
* I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT * * SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WAN
WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY * * I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH *
* I WANNA
I WANNA WIN WIN WIN * * GONZAGA SAY AH * AND THEN -- YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THEN GO CRAZY. YOU CAN DO YOUR OWN
CHOREOGRAPHY, YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO. JUST GO -- MAKE IT LOUD.
GO CRAZY AND I WILL GUARANTEE A GONZAGA WIN.
UH, YEAH, AND -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M EXCITED WE'RE DOING IT WITH
THEM THE STUDENTS ARE PSYCHED TOO AND BE SURE TO CAPTURE IT ON
THE SOCIALS, SO WE GET TO SEE YOU WITH THE ROWDY RAGS. HASHTAG IT #ROWDYRAGS TOO.
AND WE MIGHT FEATURE ON THE SHOW ALSO, THAT'S NOT ALL
THE GAME TOMORROW IS HAPPENING IN PORTLAND, AT THE MODA CENTER, SO WE TEAMED UP WITH A
A BAR NEAR THE STADIUM CALLED "SPIRIT OF 77" AND IF YOU SHOW YOUR ROWDY RAG, YOU GET A FREE
BEER OR PRETZEL ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW." >> Steve: OH
>> Jimmy: SO, GO 'ZAGS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE DOING IT
COME ON. HEY GUYS, IT'S TIME TO TAKE A LOOK AT STORIES MAKING
HEADLINES TODAY, AND WEIGH THE GOOD WITH THE BAD. IT'S TIME FOR "PROS AND CONS."
HERE WE GO
* PROS AND CONS AND
PROS AND CONS AND PROS * >> Jimmy: TONIGHT, WE'LL BE TAKING A LOOK AT THE PROS AND
CONS OF MARCH MADNESS. IT'S KICKING OFF THIS WEEK, EVERYONE'S FILLING OUT THEIR
BRACKETS, SO LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE PROS AND CONS OF MARCH MADNESS.
HERE WE GO PRO, FILLING OUT YOUR BRACKET FOR HOURS.
CON, LOSING A MONTH'S RENT IN SECONDS. AH, YEAH
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT HAPPENS PRO, SINKING A THREE-POINTER
CON, IT'S ONLY WORTH TWO POINTS NOW THANKS TO INFLATION. [ LAUGHTER ]
PRO, WATCHING GOLDY THE GOPHER FACE OFF AGAINST RODNEY THE RAM.
CON, REALIZING YOU'RE ACCIDENTALLY JUST WATCHING AN EPISODE OF "THE MASKED SINGER.
OH, THAT'S - [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE PRO, DUKE'S COACH K. WILL BE
RETIRING AT THE END OF THE SEASON CON, OR AS TOM BRADY PUT IT,
"MMM'K." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: "MMM, COULD BE."
>> Jimmy: PRO, WATCHING THE GAMES IN THE HOST CITY, NEW ORLEANS.
CON, FINDING ALL THE MASCOTS PASSED OUT ON BOURBON STREET OH THAT'S -- YEAH, THAT'S
ROUGH. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW.
>> Jimmy: PRO, GONZAGA IS A NUMBER ONE SEED. CON, FOLLOWED BY SUNFLOWER,
PUMPKIN, AND FLAX. >> Steve: OH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I THOUGHT HEMP WOULD BE UP THERE. >> Steve: NO, NO, NO
>> Jimmy: PRO, CBS AND DRIBBLING GO HAND-IN-HAND. CON, MOSTLY BECAUSE THEIR
AVERAGE VIEWER IS 90 OH THAT'S -- [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
>> Steve: WOW. YOU'RE TAKING SOME BIG - [ CYMBAL CRASH ]
TAKING SOME BIG SWINGS TONIGHT WOW. 90
>> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, PRO, YOU NEVER KNOW WHICH TEAM IS GOING TO WIN THE TOURNAMENT.
CON, BUT IT'S MOST DEFINITELY NOT THE ONE YOU BET ON THERE YOU GO, EVERYBODY.
THOSE ARE THE "PROS AND CONS." WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "AUDIENCE SUGGESTION BOX."
IT'S A FUN ONE COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK AS YOU GUYS KNOW, WE'RE ALWAYS
STRIVING TO GET BETTER HERE AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW. * HARDE
BETTER * * FASTE STRONGER *
[ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] SO, BEFORE THE SHOW, WE PUT OUT
A SUGGESTION BOX FOR THE AUDIENCE, JUST TO GET SOME FEEDBACK ABOUT WHAT YOU GUYS
THINK OF THE SHOW. THINGS YOU'D LIKE TO SEE US DO THAT KIND OF STUFF
SO, TONIGHT LET'S LOOK INSIDE THE "AUDIENCE SUGGESTION BOX." HERE WE GO
* LET'S GO TO THE BOX THE SUGGESTION BOX *
THIS FIRST ONE HERE IS FROM DARCY ANGELO "HI, JIMMY
JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU KNEW THAT TODAY IS NATIONAL ARTICHOKE DAY AND NATIONAL
PANDA DAY. >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: YOU'RE RIGHT
IT IS NATIONAL ARTICHOKE DAY AND NATIONAL PANDA DAY SO, HERE TO GIVE OUT FRESH
ARTICHOKES TO OUR AUDIENCE IS HASHTAG THE PANDA. HASHTAG, ARE YOU HERE?
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WATCH OUT NOW.
THERE HE IS. CAREFUL. *
ALL RIGHT. BE CAREFUL THERE THANK YOU, HASHTAG
OH, WOW. THANK YOU, HASHTAG VERY NICE.
OKAY * THANK YOU, HASHTAG
>> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, HASHTAG >> Steve: WOW.
WOW. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH, THAT WAS VERY -- A LOT OF ENERGY THERE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IS HE OKAY IS HASHTAG ALL RIGHT
* [ APPLAUSE ] I THINK HE'S GETTING TIRED
>> Steve: YEAH, VERY -- YOU THINK? YOU THINK?
>> Jimmy: YEAH HE'S EXHAUSTED - *
>> Steve: WOW. WOW. THAT WAS AN IMMEDIATE HURL OF
AN ARTICHOKE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE'S LIMPING, IT'S
JUT NOT -- NO, NO, NO ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO ANOTHER
ONE. THIS IS FROM JOE DUNGY "HEY, JIMMY.
IT'S ALMOST ST. PATRICK'S DAY AND WWE IS KICKING BUTT. IT'S NEVER BEEN BETTER
DO YOU THINK YOU COULD SOMEHOW COMBINE THE TWO THINGS?" THOSE ARE TWO GREAT THINGS, AND
I THINK WE CAN DO THAT SO RIGHT NOW, TO DELIVER THE STOMP ON A LEPRECHAUN, PLEASE
WELCOME SETH "FREAKIN" ROLLINS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> BURN IT DOWN! * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
*
>> BURN IT DOWN! >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS! *
OH MY GOSH GIVE IT UP FOR SETH "FREAKIN" ROLLINS RIGHT
THERE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LET'S TRY ANOTHER ONE HERE
THIS IS FROM RHONDA GREENBERG. "HEY, JIMMY, MARCH MADNESS JUST STARTED.
CAN YOU DO A SIGNATURE 'TONIGHT SHOW' TRICK SHOT?" OF COURSE.
CAN I GET A HOOP [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
ALL RIGHT! LET'S DO THIS.
THAT I'M BLEEDING >> Jimmy: HIGGINS!
I'M SO SORRY -- I JUST - >> Steve: I'M JUST KIDDING IT'S JUST CAT-SUP.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW, NICE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HOW ABOUT THAT GREAT JOB, HIGGINS *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LET'S TRY ANOTHER SUGGESTION HERE
IT'S FROM RON HALL "HEY JIMMY, SPRING IS COMING SPRING IS HERE
SO, THINGS ARE PUSHING UP. DO YOU THINK YOU COULD PLAY SOME MUSIC TO MOTIVATE ALL THE
PLANTS TO WAKE UP AND START GROWING? YEAH, I COULD PROBABLY FIGURE
OUT A WAY TO -- IN FACT, WHY JUST PLAY A SONG I CAN DO ONE BETTER.
HIGGINS? >> Steve: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE TO HELP US GET READY FOR
SPRING, COMBINING THE HARMONY OF A BARBERSHOP QUARTET WITH THE MUSIC OF SALT-N-PEPA,
PLEASE WELCOME THE RAGTIME GALS *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * OH WON'T YOU PUSH I
REAL GOOD * * DON'T YOU KNOW WE LIK AH, PUSH IT *
* HAVE YOU HEARD WE LIK GET UP ON THIS * * WE LIKE TO PUSH I
DON'T YOU KNOW WE LIKE * * WE LIKE TO PUSH I HAVE YOU HEARD WE LIKE
WE LIKE TO PUSH IT * * OOH BABY, BAB MY BABY, BABY *
* OOH BABY, BAB GET UP ON THIS, HEY * * YO, YO, YO, YO, BABY PO
YEAH, YOU * * COME HERE GIVE ME A KISS *
* BETTER MAKE IT FAST OR ELSE I'M GONNA GET PISSED* * CAN'T YOU HEA
THE MUSIC PUMPING HARD * * LIKE I WISH YOU WOULD NOW PUSH IT *
* PLEASE PUSH I WON'T YOU PUSH I REAL GOOD *
* WON'T YOU PUSH IT JUST PUSH IT PUSH IT REAL GOOD *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * MY DARLIN OOH BABY, BABY
MY BABY, BABY * * OOH BABY, BAB GET UP ON THIS *
* WE'D LIKE TO GET UP ON THI RIGHT NOW *
* DARLIN' WON'T YOU GET RIGHT ON IT NOW * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THE RAGTIME GALS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW. WHAT A GREAT ACT
>> Jimmy: I LIKE THOSE GUYS. I LIKE THE LEAD SINGER >> Steve: VERY CRISP
>> Jimmy: HERE'S ANOTHER SUGGESTION THIS ONE'S FROM BARBARA COOK
"HEY, JIMMY. IT WAS JUST DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME
BUT I'M CONFUSED WHAT TIME IS IT WHERE I LIVE?" WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU
LIVE, AND IF I DON'T KNOW THAT, I'M NOT SURE IF I CAN REALLY HELP
I'M SORRY. BUT IT'D BE AN HOUR LATER THAN USUAL.
"I LIVE IN SOUTH DAKOTA. WELL, SOUTH DAKOTA IS SPLIT BETWEEN MOUNTAIN TIME ZONE AND
CENTRAL TIME ZONE. SO IT DEPENDS IF YOU LIVE IN WESTERN OR EASTERN
SOUTH DAKOTA LET'S MOVE ON TO THE NEXT SUGGESTION
"I LIVE IN SIOUX FALLS." [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT.
WELL, THAT'S ON THE EASTERN -- THAT'S IN EASTERN SOUTH DAKOTA SO, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.
SO, YOU WOULD BE IN CENTRAL TIME ZONE, WHICH MEANS RIGHT NOW IT WOULD BE 10:55.
I HOPE THAT HELPS. "ACTUALLY, SORRY, I JUST MOVED NOW I LIVE IN BOISE.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, THAT'S -- THAT'S ENOUGH
WE'RE DONE WITH THIS "NO, WE'RE NOT." [ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? * "I SAY WHEN WE'RE DONE."
[ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS MY SHOW. *
"NOT ANYMORE NOW ANSWER ME. I LIVE IN BOISE.
WHAT TIME IS IT? I WON'T DO IT. *
"YES!" NO *
"DO IT NOW!" ALL RIGHT. FINE
IT'S 9:55 IN BOISE ARE YOU HAPPY? "YES, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
I LOVE THE SHOW. [ APPLAUSE ] WE'RE DOWN TO OUR LAST
SUGGESTION IT IS FROM CINDY CHAN. "HEY JIMMY, THERE ARE ONLY TWO
THINGS I LOVE, IRISH STEP DANCING AND GOING TO THE CLUB. ANY WAY YOU CAN COMBINE THE
TWO? WELL, IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU MENTION THAT BECAUSE I TOO LOVE
GOING TO THE CLUB AND IRISH STEP DANCING, WHICH IS WHY I'VE BEEN WORKING WITH THE CAST OF
RIVERDANCE TO BRING A WHOLE NEW DANCE STYLE TO THE WORLD FOR 2022
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, THIS IS RAVERDANCE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! THAT IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
RAVERDANCE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "RIVERDANCE" IS NOW TOURING
ACROSS NORTH AMERICA AND THANK YOU AGAIN TO SETH "FREAKIN" ROLLINS
YOU CAN STREAM WWE'S "WRESTLEMANIA" EXCLUSIVELY ON PEACOCK APRIL 2nd AND 3rd.
THAT IS ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR "AUDIENCE SUGGESTION BOX." STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT
BACK WITH AMY SCHUMER, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN EMMY-WINNING ACTOR AND COMEDIAN
WHO CREATED AND STARS IN THE NEW SHOW, "LIFE & BETH," WHICH PREMIERES THIS FRIDAY ON HULU.
EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME AMY SCHUMER!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: AMY SCHUMER, THE ONE AND ONLY COME ON, NOW
WOW. >> WOW >> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER BEEN
DIPPED -- >> OH, IT WAS MY HONOR TO DIP YOU.
>> Jimmy: IN SOMEONE ELSE'S ENTRANCE IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU
YOU LOOK FANTASTIC >> I KNOW, RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IT'S -- IT'S BEEN A WHILE -- >> YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS
>> Jimmy: WHAT >> I'VE BEEN EATING VEGETABLES WITH EVERY MEAL AND LIPO
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD [ LAUGHTER ] WOW.
THAT IS PERFECT. >> YEAH, IT'S THAT COMBINATION >> Jimmy: I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU --
MAYBE A COUPLE LITTLE EVENTS HERE AND THERE >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: BUT I TELL YOU WHAT, I SEE YOU IN THE MOVIES. I SEE YOU ON TV.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I SEE YOU'RE DOING COMMERCIALS.
>> THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU KNOW, I'M FRIENDS WITH JENNIFER LAWRENCE, AND SHE IS
THE FACE OF DIOR AND I AM THE BODY OF MAYO. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> DID YOU KNOW THAT >> Jimmy: YES, I DID
I SAW THAT >> I WAS IN A MAYONNAISE COMMERCIAL
>> Jimmy: YOU WERE IN A MAYONNAISE COMMERCIAL. >> A MAYONNAISE COMMERCIAL
I FEEL LIKE MY FAVORITE THING IS PICTURING THE MARKETING MEETING WHERE THEY WERE LIKE,
"WHO LOOKS LIKE THEY EAT MAYO? WHO? WHO?
YOU KNOW WHO? [ LAUGHTER ]
SOMEBODY WAS LIKE, "SCHUMER! AND THEY GO, "YES, EVERY MEAL. OKAY, LET'S GET HER ON THE
HORN." YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: IT WAS VERY FUNNY.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND YOU GET TO SEE THAT, BUT THAT'S -- THAT'S NOT
THE ONLY COMPANY YOU WORK WITH, RIGHT? >> OH, NO.
NO I WORK WITH ONLY THE SEXIEST BRANDS
>> Jimmy: YEAH I AM THE OFFICIAL VAGINA TAMPAX
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S AN HONOR. CONGRATULATIONS.
>> YOU DO KNOW, I'M SORRY THAT YOU MISSED OUT I KNOW YOU WERE IN THE RUNNING,
BUT -- [ LAUGHTER ] I'M THE FACE OF --
>> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. >> YEAH, THEY SEARCHED FAR AND WIDE FOR THE PERFECT -- THE
VAGINA THEY WANTED TO REPRESENT THEIR BRAND. >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY FAVORITE THING IS ABOUT THAT BECAUSE I REALLY AM
A SPOKESPERSON FOR THEM. IS IN BETWEEN THE TIME I SIGNED ON WITH THEM --
>> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> -- I HAD A HYSTERECTOMY, WHICH, IF YOU DON'T KNOW,
THAT'S WHEN YOU GET YOUR UTERUS TAKEN OUT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT
>> AND LOOK, I'M NO DOCTOR [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO
>> BUT WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A A UTERUS, DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DON'T GET ANYMORE?
>> Jimmy: PERIODS. >> DING, DING, DING, DING, DING, DING, DING, DING
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THERE YOU ARE. YEAH, THANK YOU.
YEAH, YEAH OKAY, WOW. >> YEAH.
I KNOW THEY WANTED TO FIRE ME, BUT -- YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: BUT YOU'RE STILL -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> BUT STILL -- OF COURSE.
OF COURSE I WANT YOU TO STAY ON OF COURSE, EVEN THOUGH YOU
DON'T GET THE THING THAT YOU NEED >> Jimmy: YEAH
YEAH, YOU'RE SPOKESPERSON, YEAH >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. >> RIGHT, YEAH VERY SEXY.
>> Jimmy: IT'S -- IT'S AN HONOR. >> YOU KNOW WHAT'S SEXY?
IF YOU HAVE A SEXUAL PRODUCT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: TALK TO AMY SCHUMER.
>> RIGHT, MAYO AND TAMPONS >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I DO WANT TO APPLAUD YOU, BECAUSE OVER
THE PAST FEW YEARS, YOU'VE BEEN VERY OPEN ABOUT HEALTH ISSUES. I THINK YOU HAVE
>> THANK YOU YES. I HAVE -- I FEEL LIKE IT'S
REALLY IMPORTANT PEOPLE DON'T REALLY SPEAK, ESPECIALLY WOMEN
LIKE - I HAVE ENDOMETRIOSIS, WHICH 10% OF WOMEN HAVE BUT, LIKE, YOU
KNOW, IT'S SO UNDIAGNOSED. AND WHEN I WAS PREGNANT, I HAD SOMETHING CALLED HYPEREMESIS,
WHICH MEANS YOU'RE VIOLENTLY ILL THROUGH YOUR WHOLE PREGNANCY.
AND, YOU KNOW, KATE MIDDLETON HAD IT CINDY CRAWFORD HAD IT.
SO, IT WAS LIKE, "LET ME GUESS -- [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW, OF COURSE, I'M NEXT BECAUSE I'M LIKE THEM, YOU KNOW
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> VISUALLY. I'M LIKE THEM VISUALLY
>> Jimmy: YEAH, VISUALLY, OF COURSE >> AND -
>> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S GOOD THAT YOU'RE DOING IT >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S HELPFUL TO GET IT OUT THERE AND GET THE CONVERSATION GOING AND TALKING
>> SHARE THE -- SHARE WHAT'S GOING ON, YOU KNOW AND --
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I WAS SO HAPPY TO BE DIAGNOSED BECAUSE I WAS LIKE,
"OKAY, GREAT WHAT DO WE DO? YOU KNOW
NOW WE KNOW WHAT IT WAS, WHAT DO PEOPLE DO AND THEY SAID, "OH, WELL, WE
HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO STUDY IT BECAUSE IT ONLY HAPPENS TO WOMEN.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND WE REALLY ONLY FOCUS ON MALE -- MALE MEDICINE.
YOU KNOW BUT IF YOUR HUSBAND WANTS, WE HAVE A CHEWABLE VIAGRA."
[ LAUGHTER ] OKAY THAT'S A REAL PRODUCT.
>> Jimmy: WE -- WE FIGURED THAT OUT. >> IT'S REAL
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS THE PROBLEM WITH VIAGRA. >> BECAUSE SOMETIMES -
SOMETIMES IT'S SCARY TO TAKE A A PILL, RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S SCARY >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S A LITTLE SCARY.
>> WHAT IF IT GETS STUCK [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, LET'S MAKE IT
CHEWABLE >> I DON'T WANT IT >> Jimmy: LET'S MAKE IT
CHEWABLE >> I WANT -- >> Jimmy: LET'S GET THE
SCIENTISTS WORKING ON -- >> I WANT A CHEWABLE ONE YEAH
>> Jimmy: LET'S GET THE DOCTORS WORKING ON IT. >> AROUND THE CLOCK, JOHNS
HOPKINS, THERE'S A LOT OF WHITE COATS. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> BUT WHAT ABOUT MY ENDOMETRI -- "NO, WE'RE SORRY. WE'RE REALLY SORRY."
YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE'LL FIGURE THAT OUT SOME OTHER YEAR
>> YEAH, SOME OTHER TIME >> Jimmy: I WILL SAY YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL BOY
WHAT IS HE -- WHAT IS THE BABY INTO WHAT IS -- WHAT IS HE INTO
RIGHT NOW? >> HE LOVES TRUCKS, OF COURSE. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> WHICH IS SUCH A CONVENIENT THING. YOU KNOW, IF YOUR KID LOVES
DINOSAURS -- I JUST TAKE HIM OUTSIDE IN NEW YORK CITY I'M LIKE, "HERE'S YOUR DISNEY.
YOU KNOW THERE'S CARS ALL OVER. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: TRUCKS, EVERYTHING, YEAH >> BUT HE -- MY HUSBAND AND I,
WE READ TO HIM AT NIGHT BECAUSE WE'RE HEROES [ LAUGHTER ]
AND JUST REALLY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE >> Jimmy: YEAH, PLEASE SIT
DOWN PLEASE SIT DOWN, EVERYONE. >> YEAH, THANK YOU SO MUCH
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THANK YOU. >> I'M DOING GOD'S WORK. >> Jimmy: WE'LL ADD APPLAUSE -
WE'LL ADD APPLAUSE LATER >> IT'S LIKE A REALLY BIG -- YEAH
>> Jimmy: A BIG THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE YEAH
>> IT'S BIG, BUT IT'S A STANDING OVATION >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU READING
>> I HAVE SUCH A BAD HABIT >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WELL, WE LOVE YOUR BOOK, OF
COURSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. >> BUT I KEEP DOING THIS THING
WHERE IF THERE'S EVEN A SLIGHTLY ATTRACTIVE BLONDE WOMAN THAT I COULD MAYBE LOOK
LIKE -- >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I FISH FOR COMPLIMENTS.
SO I'LL BE LIKE -- AND LIKE, "GOLDILOCKS AND THE THREE BEARS.
I'M LIKE, "WHO DOES THAT LOOK LIKE?" [ LAUGHTER ]
AND HE'S LIKE, "MOMMY. AND I'M LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, THANK YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YOU MAKE HIM
YEAH >> AND THEN THE BEARS, AND HE'S LIKE, "MOMMY."
I'M LIKE, "NO, NO, NO, NO. >> Jimmy: "NO, YEAH, NO, NO. YEAH, I'M NOT A BEAR
>> LET'S GO BACK TO THE -- YEAH >> Jimmy: "GO BACK TO THE --
YEAH, "GOLDILOCKS. YEAH >> "LET'S GO BACK TO THE PRETTY
ONE. YEAH YEAH
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE NEW SHOW >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I WANT -- "LIFE & BETH," VERY, VERY FUNNY. AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT MORE
STUFF. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: MORE WITH AMY SCHUMER
AFTER THE BREAK. COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH
AMY SCHUMER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> WOW I'M VERY HUMBLE. >> Jimmy: AMY I WANTED TO
MENTION -- I KNOW, YEAH. YOU SAID THAT. >> YEAH, YEAH.
VERY, VERY HUMBLE. >> Jimmy: I KNOW >> IT'S ONE OF THE BEST THINGS
ABOUT ME >> Jimmy: I KNOW [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I DID WANT TO MENTION, THIS IS A BIG DEAL, YOU ARE GOING TO HOST THE OSCARS THIS YEAR.
>> OH, MY GOD. I AM >> Jimmy: THIS IS A GIANT DEAL,
YEAH >> THIS IS BIG >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS.
>> ME AND REGINA HALL AND WANDA SYKES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S RIGHT >> Jimmy: REGINA HALL AND WANDA SYKES.
HOW DID IT COME ABOUT? DID YOU IMMEDIATELY SAY YES? LIKE, "THIS IS GREAT, I'M IN"
OR --? >> YEAH. I WAS -- I MEAN, I JUST FEEL
LIKE PERFORMING RIGHT NOW. COMING OUT OF THE PANDEMIC AND EVERYTHING, YOU KNOW,
HOPEFULLY -- >> Jimmy: YEAH [ KNOCKS ON WOOD ]
>> I JUST FEEL REALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT I WANT TO GO AND, YOU KNOW, GET
INTO SOME TROUBLE. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW?
>> Jimmy: WE NEED TROUBLE. WE NEED FUN. WE NEED ENTERTAINMENT.
>> LET'S GO. >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: AND IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT, BUD I WANT TO TALK ABOUT
"LIFE & BETH." >> YES >> Jimmy: WE JUST HAD
JON GLASER ON THE SHOW - >> OH, I'M SORRY [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, I WAS GOING TO SAY HE WAS FANTASTIC. >> OH, GOOD!
OH, GOOD >> Jimmy: GOSH, YOU HAVE A A GREAT CAST
>> IT'S RIDICULOUS >> Jimmy: IT IS INSANE >> TOO MUCH.
>> Jimmy: NO, IT'S GREAT >> I WISH I CAUGHT THEIR NAMES WHILE THEY WERE THERE, BUT -
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THEY'RE A REALLY GREAT CAST
"LIFE & BETH." THIS CAME ABOUT BECAUSE DURING THE PANDEMIC YOU WERE LOOKING
THROUGH OLD, LIKE, DIARIES WHAT IS -- >> YEAH, I MEAN, I GOT WEIRD
OVER THE PANDEMIC. >> Jimmy: I THINK WE ALL DID A A LITTLE BIT
>> YOU KNOW, YEAH, JUST SOME DARK, DARK PLACES. AND I WAS JUST LOOKING BACK AT
MY JOURNALS LIKE, SORT OF THIS TEENAGE TRAUMAS. AND I'M ALSO LIKE, A NEW MOM
AND I'M LEARNING THAT ALL WANT IS EMPATHY AND SURPRISE, SURPRISE, THAT'S
ALL ADULTS WANT, ALSO. >> Jimmy: EXACTLY, RIGHT >> YOU KNOW, SO, I JUST THOUGHT
IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO, YOU KNOW, KIND OF CONFRONT THOSE TRAUMAS, AND -- IN ORDER TO
MOVE FORWARD >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO, I WANTED TO MAKE A SHOW
ABOUT THAT AND, UH -- >> Jimmy: AND YOU DID.
>> AND SOMEBODY SAID I COULD, SO I DID >> Jimmy: DO YOU WANT TO
EXPLAIN YOUR CHARACTER AND WHO YOU PLAY IN THE SHOW >> YES, I AM A SUPERMODEL --
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I'M A RUNWAY MODEL -- NO.
BETH IS -- I PLAY A WOMAN WHO WORKS IN -- EVERYTHING LOOKS REALLY GOOD.
SHE HAS A HOT BOYFRIEND LIVING IN MANHATTAN, HAS A COOL JOB, WORKING WITH WINE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT SHE'S MISERABLE YOU KNOW, LIKE, ALL THESE
THINGS SHE THOUGHT THAT WOULD MAKE HER HAPPY AREN'T. >> Jimmy: AREN'T MAKING HER
HAPPY. >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: IT'S VERY, VERY
FUNNY. YOU GUYS ARE GONNA ENJOY THIS. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP
HERE'S AMY SCHUMER IN THE NEW SHOW "LIFE & BETH. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> SHUT UP >> AND YOU MUST BE -- MATT
>> ARE YOU IN HERE A LOT >> THAT'S NOT MATT, OKAY THIS IS TREVOR
>> TRAVIS. >> TRAVIS. >> HERE, YOU WANNA JUST TAKE
THAT NOW >> EXCUSE ME >> OH, DAMN.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.
AMY SCHUMER, EVERYBODY ALL EPISODES OF "LIFE & BETH" WILL BE ON HULU THIS FRIDAY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY.
COME ON BACK [ APPLAUSE ] *
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY TALENTED WRITER AND DIRECTOR
HIS LATEST FILM, "DUNE," IS NOMINATED FOR TEN ACADEMY AWARDS, INCLUDING BEST PICTURE
AND BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY. YOU CAN OWN "DUNE" ON DIGITAL OR STREAM IT ON HBO MAX.
PLEASE WELCOME DENIS VILLENEUVE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: DENIS, WELCOME TO THE SHOW
AND -- >> THANK YOU THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU -- THANKS FOR BEING HERE I -- YOU'RE ONE OF THE MOST
SOUGHT AFTER FILMMAKERS ON THE PLANET "DUNE" WAS SUCH -- I DON'T EVEN
KNOW HOW -- WHAT A BEAST OF A MOVIE. I DON'T KNOW HOW -- EVEN
WATCHING TEN MINUTES, I'M LIKE, "HOW DID YOU DO ANY OF IT. DON'T TELL ME, BUT IT WAS
AMAZING. MY QUESTION IS, IF YOU WEREN'T MAKING MOVIES AND -- AND
BRILLIANT MOVIES, WHAT -- WHAT WOULD YOU BE DOING WHAT CAREER WOULD YOU BE DOING
IF IT WASN'T FOR FILM? >> IT'S A GOOD QUESTION. I'M NOT AS -- I'M NOT TALENTED
LIKE QUESTLOVE, HAVING MULTIPLE TALENTS. SO I THINK THAT -- ONE THING, I
HAD ALWAYS A PLAN B. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU DID. >> YEAH, I -- IT'S -- I THINK I
COULD BE A BAKER I COULD BE A GOOD BAKER. I LOVE THE CONCEPT OF "PEOPLE
NEED BREAD YOU MAKE BREAD PEOPLE BUY BREAD."
[ LAUGHTER ] THERE'S SOMETHING VERY -- I LOVE THIS IDEA
AND I'M SERIOUS ABOUT IT >> Jimmy: REALLY >> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: "DO I WANT TO BE THAT?" YEAH
>> YEAH. I WANT TO BE THAT GUY. >> Jimmy: "DUNE," WE -- AS
WE'VE SEEN, IS SUCH A BIG FILM AND IT TAKES SO MANY YEARS OF WORK THAT GOES INTO THIS
BUT WHAT PEOPLE DON'T KNOW IS YOU -- THIS TOOK YOU ALMOST 40 YEARS, ACTUALLY, KIND OF,
WORKING ON THIS. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?
>> IT'S AN OLD DREAM YEAH, YEAH, YEAH I READ THE BOOK WHEN I WAS
13 YEARS OLD MY BEST FRIEND NICOLAS AND I, WE WERE, LIKE -- LET'S SAY WE
WERE ON THE NERD SIDE OF THINGS [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THE NERD SIDE, YEAH. OKAY >> YEAH.
AND WE WERE -- WE WERE, LIKE, DREAMING ABOUT MAKING MOVIES WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY CAMERA, SO
WE WERE DRAWING MOVIES SO -- AND WE WERE BOTH IN LOVE WITH THE BOOK.
AND I REMEMBER DOING SOME -- SOME -- OH, HERE WE GO >> Jimmy: YEAH, SOME
STORYBOARDS. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THIS IS WHEN YOU WERE
13 YEARS OLD >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU DREW THIS.
CAN WE ZOOM IN >> I DIDN'T -- I DIDN'T -- NICOLAS DREW THEM.
THEY WERE INSPIRED BY -- BY THE "DUNE. YEAH
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT DID YOU USE ANY OF THESE SHOTS >> THERE -- THERE'S SOME --
THERE'S SOME ONE THAT ARE SIMILAR. BUT --
>> Jimmy: IS THAT -- THAT'S INSANE THAT'S CRAZY
>> WHEN IT'S AN OLD DREAM, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH >> Jimmy: I ALSO WILL SAY
HANS ZIMMER DID THE SCORE. IT'S -- IT'S ALMOST LIKE IT'S OWN CHARACTER IN THE MOVIE
>> ABSOLUTELY, ABSOLUTELY. IT'S LIKE A PSYCHEDELIC DREAM. AND WHAT HE CREATED IS THAT HE
WAS OBSESSED WITH THE IDEA TO CREATE NEW SOUNDS, NEW INSTRUMENTS.
AND I KNOW FOR TRUE THAT HE MADE SOME RAIDS AT HOME DEPOT, BUYING PIPES, THINGS AND
CREATED INSTRUMENTS TO CREATE NEW WAYS OF EXPRESSING HIMSELF AND -- AND HE -- HE WENT BACK
WITH IT, CREATED A BANK OF SOUND LIKE THAT, AND REGARDING VOICES AND THINGS WITH VOICES.
>> Jimmy: BECAUSE IT'S SET IN THE FUTURE AND HE'S LIKE, "IF IT'S IN THE FUTURE, WE HAVE TO
MAKE A FUTURISTIC -- >> NO VIOLENCE IN 10,191 I MEAN, HE WANTED SOMETHING
THAT WAS COMING FROM ANOTHER TIME FROM ANOTHER WORLD. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I ALSO HEARD
THAT YOU SCORED SOME POINTS BECAUSE YOU -- YOU CAME UP WITH BAGPIPES
SHOULD BE IN THE MOVIE, SOMEHOW. >> YEAH, THAT -- IT'S JUST THAT
THERE'S A SCENE OF PRECISIVE FOR THOSE WHO SAW THE MOVIE WHERE ATREIDES ARE LANDING AND
I WAS A -- THERE WAS SOMETHING MISSING. THERE WAS SOMETHING, BUT I
WANTED TO HAVE SOME GLIMPSE AT THE CULTURE OF ATREIDES AND I WOKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE
NIGHT SUDDENLY SAYING "BAGPIPES. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND -- >> Jimmy: WOW. >> I -- LUCKY ENOUGH, WE -- MY
FIRST ASSISTANT, CHRIS CARRERAS, THEY DIDN'T PANICKED AND BROUGHT THE
BAGPIPE ON SET AND THEN I THINK I THOUGHT I GAINED HANS ZIMMER'S RESPECT.
HE ACCEPTED THAT THE BAGPIPES WILL EXIST IN 10,000 YEARS FROM NOW.
THAT WAS HIS CONCESSION. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BECAUSE IT'S A TRICKY
INSTRUMENT YEAH IT'S --
>> A FRIEND OF MINE, JOE WALKER, WE DID THE MOVIE HE SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT IS THE
DEFINITION OF A GENTLEMAN? IS SOMEONE WHO CAN PLAY THE BAGPIPE BUT ACTUALLY DON'T DO
IT [ LAUGHTER ] I'M FRENCH-CANADIAN.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD LINE >> YEAH, I'M FRENCH-CANADIAN IT'S NOT MY JOKE
IT'S A BRITISH JOKE. >> Jimmy: IT'S A GREAT -- IT'S A GREAT JOKE
I THOUGHT IT WAS PHENOMENAL. AND I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU CAME HERE
WE ASKED YOU IF YOU WANTED TO COME TALK TO US, BECAUSE WE'RE BIG FANS OVER HERE
SO -- >> MERCI >> Jimmy: THANKS SO MUCH
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S A PEEK AT "DUNE." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
* *
>> IT'S CONFUSING. I THOUGHT I SAW MY DEATH, ONLY IT WASN'T.
I KNOW A KNIFE IS IMPORTANT. SOMEHOW, SOMEONE WILL HAND YOU ME A BLADE, BUT I DON'T KNOW
WHO OR WHEN OR WHERE SOME THINGS, THOUGH, ARE CRYSTAL CLEAR.
I CAN FEEL IT. >> Jimmy: DENIS VILLENEUVE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> MERCI >> Jimmy: "DUNE" IS ON DIGITAL AND AVAILABLE TO STREAM ON HBO
MAX. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A COOKING DEMO FROM
CHRISTINA TOSI STICK AROUND CONGRATS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN
AWARD WINNING CHEF AND FOUNDER OF MILKBAR BAKERIES. SHE'S ONE OF OUR FAVORITES
SHE HAS A NEW BOOK OUT CALLED "DESSERT CAN SAVE THE WORLD. PLEASE WELCOME CHEF
CHRISTINA TOSI, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! *
COME ON, NOW WELCOME BACK WE LOVE YOU.
WELCOME, WELCOME BACK. THIS IS YOUR FIRST MEMOIR. >> IT IS
I JUST FELT LIKE IT WAS AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE WHEN I WAS WRITING IT
AND IT CONTINUES TO REMIND ME NOW THAT IT'S OUT IT'S - IT'S LIKE A RALLY CALL
IT'S A REMINDER THAT WE NEED JOY. THAT JOY MATTERS
THAT KNOWING OURSELVES, FINDING THESE MOMENTS THAT CONNECT US TO OURSELVES, TO OTHER PEOPLE,
TO THE WORLD - THESE ARE LIKE THE CONNECTIVE TISSUES THAT MAKE LIFE WORTH
LIVING AND FIGHTING FOR AND LIKE JUST BEING GOOD AND DOING GOOD
THAT'S WHAT THE BOOK'S ALL ABOUT. >> Jimmy: THERE'S LITTLE THINGS
IN HERE THAT MAKE ME LAUGH THERE'S THINGS CALLED "DIRTY DESSERT SECRETS.
CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT THOSE ARE >> YES, I CAN. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU
>> THE THINGS, FOR ME, MY DIRTY DESSERT SECRETS ARE ALL LIKE PANTRY LOADING, RIGHT?
LIKE, IT'S LATE AT NIGHT, NO ONE'S HOME I HAD A DAY, I NEED A MOMENT
SO, I BROUGHT FOR YOU SOME OF MY FAVORITE DIRTY DESSERT SECRETS.
I HAVE HOT COCOA MIX AND MAPLE SYRUP. YOU MIX IT UNTIL IT BECOMES
LIKE A FUDGY CONSISTENCY GET IN THERE I'M A SPOON SOME FOR QUEST
YOU CAN JUST HAVE A LITTLE NIBBLE LOOK AT THIS
ALSO, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU NUMBER ONE RULE OF DIRTY DESSERT SECRETS, NO JUDGMENT
>> Jimmy: OKAY >> THIS IS A JUDGMENT FREE ZONE
>> Jimmy: MAPLE SYRUP AND HOT COCOA MIX. WOW.
>> YOU'RE NOT MAD AT IT, ARE YOU? >> Jimmy: HOW'D YOU DO THAT?
>> YOU'RE NOT MAD AT IT. >> Jimmy: I'M NOT MAD AT ALL >> YOU READY FOR THE NEXT ONE?
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. YES. >> M&Ms.
YOU POUR HOT WATER ON THEM YOU STRAIN THEM OUT LIKE THIS. >> Jimmy: WHOAH.
>> VERY, VERY STRANGE COLOR. YOU MASH THEM AROUND WITH THE SPOON.
AND THEN YOU EAT THEM. TAKE A LITTLE SPOONFUL >> Jimmy: IT'S FANTASTIC
>> Questlove: OH, YO >> OH, RIGHT THIS IS IT
OKAY, YOU READY FOR THIS ONE FOR ME, IT LIKE BRING ME BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL DAYS.
YOU TAKE A HONEY BUN YOU WARM IT UP IN THE MICROWAVE.
YOU MASH IT DOWN >> Jimmy: THIS IS ONE I READ IN THE BOOK
>> YOU PUT A SNICKERS IN IT. YOU ROLL IT UP GET IN THERE, GUYS
>> Jimmy: SO, IT'S A HONEY BUN -- >> WRAPPED AROUND A SNICKERS
>> Jimmy: WRAPPED AROUND A A SNICKERS >> AND MICROWAVED.
>> Jimmy: AND MICROWAVED ALL RIGHT, I'M TAKING THIS >> TELL ME
TALK TO ME YOU MAD AT IT? >> Questlove: HOW DO YOU THINK
OF THIS? [ APPLAUSE ] >> THIS IS, LIKE -
>> Jimmy: THAT IS -- THAT'S THE WINNER >> THAT'S THE WINNER
YOU AREN'T EVEN THERE YET, THOUGH >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE WINNER
RIGHT THERE. >> OKAY, YOU READY FOR THIS? >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> THIS, FOR ME, IS LIKE CHURCH DAYS A LITTLE BIT. IT'S A PIECE OF WHITE BREAD,
SOME MARGARINE, AND SOME TANG. IT'S CALLED TANG TOAST [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Questlove: WAIT, WHAT >> IT'S CALLED TANG TOAST. GET IN THERE
I'M COMING RIGHT BEHIND YOU. 'CAUSE MY NEXT ONE IS COMING UP
>> Questlove: FAIRY BREAD. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> ALL RIGHT
IS YOUR SOUL FEELING LIT UP RIGHT NOW? >> Jimmy: YES, IT IS
IT'S FROM THE HONEY BUNS SNICKERS >> Questlove: YOU FIRST.
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU MIXING MOUNTAIN DEW >> I'M MIXING CAKE MIX AND A
A CAN OF MOUNTAIN DEW. AND THEN IT GETS MICROWAVED FIVE, TEN SECONDS.
JUST GO WITH ME. OPEN MIND. I HEAR YOU OVER THERE.
YOU ALL, THIS HAS BEEN MY MOVE I'M NOT KIDDING. I HAD IT WITHOUT MOUNTAIN DEW,
BUT WITH PEANUT BUTTER AND MILK THE OTHER NIGHT. THIS IS MY ALWAYS DIRTY DESSERT
SECRET GO TO YOU READY FOR THIS IT'S A LITTLE WARM
IT'S A LITTLE GOOEY. JUDGMENT FREE ZONE, GUYS GET IN THERE
>> Jimmy: MOUNTAIN DEW'S RIGHT NOW -- >> GET IN THERE.
>> Questlove: MOUNTAIN DEW AND CAKE MIX >> YOUR LIFE IS GOING TO BE
CHANGED. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> THIS IS JUST -- THIS IS WHAT MILKBAR WAS BUILT ON, GUYS >> Questlove: HOW DID YOU THINK
OF THIS? >> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU THINK OF THIS
>> NO WAY, THE BEST ONE IS YET TO COME. BUT THIS IS A REAL TRUST FALL,
OKAY >> Jimmy: OKAY >> JUDGMENT-FREE ZONE.
IT'S NOT ABOUT HOW WE PORTRAY OURSELVES TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD IT'S ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN NO
ONE'S LOOKING. >> Questlove: JUST DO IT >> YOU READY FOR THIS?
YOU GUYS GOT TO CLOSE YOUR EYES I'VE GOT YOU -- I GOT YOU SOME
MASKS. QUEST, THAT'S FOR YOU. >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW
>> JIMS, THIS IS FOR YOU >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT
>> Questlove: OKAY >> JUST TRUST ME TRUST ME
>> Jimmy: WE ALWAYS DO >> YEAH. I BELIEVE IN YOU GUYS.
OKAY >> Jimmy: CAN YOU SEE ANYTHING >> I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU
SOMETHING AND EACH OF YOU JUST PINCH THIS YEP.
JUST HOLD IT LIKE THAT I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO DUNK IT IN.
OKAY, THERE WE GO. NO PEEKING YET NO PEEKING YET
>> Questlove: WAIT, WHERE'S THE AUDIENCE >> Jimmy: I KNOW
THE AUDIENCE IS EWWING >> IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE JEALOUS.
IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE JEALOUS OAKY, GIVE ME A DUNK DUNK BUT LIKE A BIG DUNK
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH NO, NO >> Questlove: LIKE THIS.
>> OKAY, YEAH. >> Jimmy: IS THAT YOUR ARM >> THAT'S MY ARM
OKAY, HOLD ON. [ LAUGHTER ] NO, JUMP BACK IN
A BIGGER DUNK JIMMY. OKAY >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> Questlove: DID I DUNK IT? GET IN THERE, ONE, TWO, THREE, BOTTOM'S UP.
CONSUME. DO IT, DO IT YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU JUST
HAD? OKAY MASKS OFF GUYS
FLAMING HOT CHEETOS, VANILLA FROSTING THIS IS THE ULTIMATE DIRTY
DESSERT SECRET >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DIG IT, TOO. [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU ARE A GENIUS HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS STUFF?
WE LOVE YOU. CHRISTINA TOSI, EVERYONE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
"DESSERT CAN SAVE THE WORLD" IS OUT NOW. MY THANKS TO AMY SCHUMER,
DENIS VILLENEUVE CHRISTINA TOSI ONCE AGAIN.
I'M COVERED -- I DUNKED IT TOO HARD AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE