1 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:12,979 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:12,979 --> 00:00:20,286 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:20,286 --> 00:00:24,124 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - JOE JONAS, 4 00:00:24,124 --> 00:00:29,262 GABRIEL IGLESIAS MUSICAL GUEST WOLF ALICE AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:29,262 --> 00:00:35,435 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 16-21! >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:35,435 --> 00:00:41,241 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:48,915 * 8 00:00:48,915 --> 00:01:02,796 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 9 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:08,168 COME ON, THAT'S A CROWD. WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 10 00:01:08,168 --> 00:01:10,804 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 11 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:22,082 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS WELL GUYS, TODAY WAS JUDGE 12 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:24,784 KETANJI BROWN JACKSON'S FINAL DAY FACING QUESTIONS FROM SENATORS DURING HER 13 00:01:24,784 --> 00:01:27,954 CONFIRMATION HEARINGS. THAT'S RIGHT, AFTER NEARLY 30 HOURS OF QUESTIONS. 14 00:01:27,954 --> 00:01:30,890 WHEW, YEAH HER HUSBAND WAS SO SCARED TO ASK WHAT SHE WANTED FOR DINNER, 15 00:01:30,890 --> 00:01:32,859 HE JUST ORDERED TAKEOUT FROM EVERYWHERE [ LAUGHTER ] 16 00:01:32,859 --> 00:01:35,161 HE'S JUST LIKE, "YEAH, NEVER MIND, NEVER MIND DO YOU WANNA WATCH NETFLIX -- 17 00:01:35,161 --> 00:01:37,230 NO NETFLIX, OKAY WE'LL JUST PUT A -- LET'S BUY ANOTHER TV 18 00:01:37,230 --> 00:01:39,966 WE'LL PUT ON TWO THINGS AT ONCE." [ LAUGHTER ] 19 00:01:39,966 --> 00:01:44,471 BUT THIS IS GREAT, ACCORDING TO A NEW POLL, JUDGE JACKSON ALREADY HAS A RECORD APPROVAL 20 00:01:44,471 --> 00:01:53,747 RATING AMONG AMERICANS FOR A A SUPREME COURT NOMINEE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 21 00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:56,716 RIGHT NOW BIDEN'S LIKE, "HEY, I NOMINATED YOU. IT'S ONLY FAIR WE SPLIT THAT 22 00:01:56,716 --> 00:02:00,186 APPROVAL RATING. COME ON. [ LAUGHTER ] 23 00:02:00,186 --> 00:02:03,256 YEP, THE ONLY WAY IT COULD HAVE BEEN HIGHER IS IF SHE ENDED TODAY WITH A WATER BOTTLE FLIP 24 00:02:03,256 --> 00:02:08,061 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE, "OH, YES! IN OTHER NEWS, DESPITE THE 25 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:12,132 CURRENT STATE OF AFFAIRS, VLADIMIR PUTIN IS STILL PLANNING TO ATTEND THE 26 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:17,904 G20 SUMMIT WITH OTHER WORLD LEADERS IN BALI THIS FALL. [ AUDIENCE OOHS 27 00:02:17,904 --> 00:02:22,075 WHICH EXPLAINS THIS YEAR'S THEME -- "AWKWARD. [ LAUGHTER ] 28 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:24,911 SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS HE DOING? IT'S LIKE GETTING KICKED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL AND THEN SHOWING UP 29 00:02:24,911 --> 00:02:26,880 FOR THE REUNION. [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, "WHAT'S UP, GUYS?" 30 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:32,552 "NO, YOU WERE -- NO. YEAH, IT'LL BACKFIRE ON PUTIN WHEN HE REALIZES IT'S NOT 31 00:02:32,552 --> 00:02:35,388 A G20 SUMMIT, IT'S AN INTERVENTION [ LAUGHTER ] 32 00:02:35,388 --> 00:02:41,528 HE'S LIKE, "WAIT A MINUTE, I -- I REMEMBER YOU." SOME BUSINESS NEWS, APPARENTLY 33 00:02:41,528 --> 00:02:46,866 APPLE HAS EXPERIENCED TWO MAJOR OUTAGES IN THE PAST TWO DAYS LUCKILY, THE PROBLEM WAS FIXED 34 00:02:46,866 --> 00:02:50,103 WHEN THE GUY AT THE GENIUS BAR TOLD TIM COOK TO JUST DROP THE ENTIRE COMPANY IN A BAG OF 35 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:57,477 RICE [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IN THE MOST RECENT 36 00:02:57,477 --> 00:03:03,183 OUTAGE, APPLE MUSIC AND APPLE BOOKS WENT DOWN, WHICH MEANS NO ONE NOTICED 37 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:09,622 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE APPLE BOOKS? "HEY, LOOK IT UP ON 38 00:03:09,622 --> 00:03:14,160 APPLE BOOKS. HEY, I SAW THAT TACO BELL IS CELEBRATING ITS 39 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:21,201 60th ANNIVERSARY WITH AN ALL NEW VEGETARIAN MEAL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 40 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:22,936 AND ACTUALLY, IT'S THE FIRST TIME ANYONE'S EVER SAID, "HAPPY ANNIVERSARY" INSIDE 41 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:28,308 A TACO BELL. >> Steve: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 42 00:03:28,308 --> 00:03:31,378 >> Jimmy: SOME TV NEWS CBS IS RELEASING A NEW DATING COMPETITION SHOW CALLED "THE 43 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:36,950 REAL LOVE BOAT," IN WHICH A BIG GROUP OF SINGLES SPEND NEARLY A MONTH TOGETHER ON A CRUISE 44 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:41,421 >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: YEP, IT'S THE ONLY DATING SHOW WHERE THE WINNER IS 45 00:03:41,421 --> 00:03:45,091 WHOEVER GETS KICKED OFF FIRST. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S JUST LIKE "THE BACHELOR," 46 00:03:45,091 --> 00:03:50,397 BUT INSTEAD OF A ROSE, YOU GET A BOTTLE OF IMODIUM. [ LAUGHTER ] 47 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:57,837 AND FINALLY, I SAW THAT TODAY IS NATIONAL PUPPY DAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 48 00:03:57,837 --> 00:04:01,541 YEP. AND NOT SURPRISINGLY, NATIONAL PUPPY DAY FALLS ON HUMP DAY. 49 00:04:01,541 --> 00:04:04,310 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, 50 00:04:04,310 --> 00:04:07,280 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 51 00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:17,057 * 52 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:26,466 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE 53 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:31,504 FOR YOU TONIGHT. YOU KNOW HIM FROM THE BANDS JONAS BROTHERS AND DNCE. 54 00:04:31,504 --> 00:04:35,975 NOW YOU CAN SEE HIM AS A JUDGE ON THE NEW SHOW "BECOMING A POPSTAR," WHICH PREMIERES 55 00:04:35,975 --> 00:04:42,415 TOMORROW AT 10:00 P.M. ON MTV. JOE JONAS IS HERE TONIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 56 00:04:42,415 --> 00:04:48,421 >> Steve: I LOVE ME SOME JOE JONAS. >> Jimmy: HE'S THE MAN 57 00:04:48,421 --> 00:04:53,093 >> Steve: I LOVE HIM >> Jimmy: YEAH PLUS, HE'S CURRENTLY ON HIS 58 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:57,630 "GABRIEL 'FLUFFY' IGLESIAS BACK ON WORLD TOUR," AND HE'LL BE PERFORMING STANDUP AT 59 00:04:57,630 --> 00:05:01,568 DODGER STADIUM >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: MAY 6th AND 7th. 60 00:05:01,568 --> 00:05:04,738 GABRIEL IGLESIAS IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: YEAH 61 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:08,108 >> Jimmy: ONE OF THE BIGGEST COMEDIANS, ONE OF THE FUNNIEST COMEDIANS OUT THERE. 62 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:12,379 AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM WOLF ALICE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TONIGHT 63 00:05:12,379 --> 00:05:20,887 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO, GUYS, WE ARE SMACK IN THE MIDDLE OF MARCH MADNESS. 64 00:05:20,887 --> 00:05:24,824 AND EVERY YEAR WE PICK A TEAM TO ROOT FOR, AND THIS YEAR WE PICKED GONZAGA 65 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:29,429 OKAY SO WE GAVE OUT THESE ROWDY RAGS TO ALL THE STUDENTS THAT ARE 66 00:05:29,429 --> 00:05:32,832 FOLLOWING THE TEAM AROUND, OKAY AND WHAT WE WANT THEM TO DO IS, 67 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:36,069 AT A CERTAIN POINT, JUST STAND UP AND START WHIPPING THEM AROUND AND DO SOMETHING, YOU 68 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:40,240 KNOW, SOMETHING CRAZY. AND SO FAR IT'S WORKED THEY'VE WON THE LAST TWO GAMES 69 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:42,642 >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 70 00:05:42,642 --> 00:05:46,079 I'M JUST SAYING. THEY WERE NAIL BITERS, BUT THEY DID WIN. 71 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:48,114 >> Steve: YES. >> Jimmy: YES. SO, NOW THEY'RE PLAYING 72 00:05:48,114 --> 00:05:50,417 TOMORROW THEY'RE PLAYING THE ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS 73 00:05:50,417 --> 00:05:53,086 [ CHEERS ] >> Steve: UH-OH. >> Jimmy: NO 74 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:56,856 NO [ LAUGHTER ] WE HAVE TO -- WE HAVE TO -- I 75 00:05:56,856 --> 00:06:00,026 MEAN, I LOVE THEM, I HOPE THEY DO WELL, BUT - >> Steve: BUT NOT TOO WELL 76 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:01,795 >> Jimmy: NOT TOO WELL, YEAH, EXACTLY. [ LAUGHTER ] 77 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:04,731 WE WANT TO HELP GONZAGA WIN AGAIN, OKAY? BUT I THINK WE SHOULD SWITCH IT 78 00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:07,567 UP 'CAUSE RIGHT NOW WE WANT 'EM TO SING, LIKE - 79 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:10,103 * I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT YEAH, I'M CHANGING THAT UP 80 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:12,505 >> Steve: WHAT >> Jimmy: BASICALLY, HERE'S WHAT WE WANT TO DO 81 00:06:12,505 --> 00:06:17,077 EACH HALF IS 20 MINUTES, RIGHT SO WHEN THE GAME CLOCK GOES DOWN TO 11:35 -- THAT'S WHEN 82 00:06:17,077 --> 00:06:22,549 "THE TONIGHT SHOW" AIRS. I WANT -- I WANT EVERYONE TO STAND UP, AND JUST TAKE THEIR 83 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:24,684 ROWDY RAGS, AND JUST WHIP IT AROUND BUT I WANT TO -- SINCE THEY'RE 84 00:06:24,684 --> 00:06:29,122 PLAYING THE ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS, I THINK THEY SHOULD GO - 85 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:31,524 * LET'S BEAT THE RAZORBACKS RAZORBACKS RAZORBACKS * [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 86 00:06:31,524 --> 00:06:34,060 * LET'S BEAT THE RAZORBACKS RAZORBACKS RAZORBACKS * * 87 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:40,600 * WE'LL BEA THE RAZORBACK KIDS BEAT THE RAZORBACK KID 88 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:47,807 BEAT ARKANSAS * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE LAUGHING. 89 00:06:47,807 --> 00:06:50,076 WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT >> Steve: THAT SEEMS LIKE A LOT. 90 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:51,945 >> Jimmy: WAIT, WAIT - [ LAUGHTER ] YOU -- YOU THINK THAT THE 91 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:54,247 STUDENTS - >> Steve: AND THE HARMONIES? YOU WANT 'EM TO GET THE 92 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:57,417 HARMONIES IN THERE >> Jimmy: YOU THINK THE KIDS WON'T STAND UP AT 11:35 -- 93 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,352 >> Steve: OH, NO THEY WILL. I'M NOT SAYING THEY WON'T, BUT 94 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:03,323 IT -- I DON'T THINK IT'LL SOUND LIKE THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 95 00:07:03,323 --> 00:07:06,726 >> Jimmy: IT MIGHT BE TOO TRICKY SO AT 11:20 -- 11:35 - 96 00:07:06,726 --> 00:07:09,562 >> Steve: 11:35. >> Jimmy: DEFINITELY 11:35 STAND UP, AND WHAT I WOULD LIKE 97 00:07:09,562 --> 00:07:14,467 YOU TO TRY -- AGAIN, IF WE CAN -- CAN WE SEE IF WE CAN DO IT 98 00:07:14,467 --> 00:07:17,437 ALL RIGHT. AND THE ARKANSAS FAN, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO IT. 99 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:20,807 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN SIT IN QUIET PROTEST [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 100 00:07:20,807 --> 00:07:24,544 ONE, TWO - * LET'S BEAT THE RAZORBACKS RAZORBACKS RAZORBACKS * 101 00:07:24,544 --> 00:07:27,047 * LET'S BEAT THE RAZORBACKS RAZORBACKS RAZORBACK WE'LL BEAT 102 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:32,085 THE RAZORBACK KIDS * * BEAT -- * STOP 103 00:07:32,085 --> 00:07:35,155 STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP ABSOLUTELY NO. [ LAUGHTER ] 104 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:39,192 DISASTER COMPLETE DISASTER. >> Steve: WELL, IT'S A HIGH 105 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:41,061 HARMONY. >> Jimmy: IT'S A COMPLETE DISASTER 106 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:43,129 >> Steve: GET RID OF THAT HIGH HARMONY. >> Jimmy: THEY'RE NEVER GOING 107 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:44,664 TO DO IT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: RIGHT. 108 00:07:44,664 --> 00:07:47,067 AND SOMEBODY'S GONNA HAVE TO YELL "ONE, TWO, THREE," YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 109 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:48,802 >> Jimmy: THAT'S IT? >> Steve: WELL, JUST GO -- YEAH - 110 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,837 >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD AND GO, "ONE, TWO, THREE," AND 111 00:07:50,837 --> 00:07:53,073 DON'T SAY ANYTHING >> Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 112 00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:56,142 >> Jimmy: YEAH AND THEN QUIET >> Steve: RIGHT. 113 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:59,079 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO AT 11:35 -- I'M CHANGING IT UP. 114 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:02,849 >> Steve: SO AT 11:35 -- 11:34 -- >> Jimmy: WHEN IT GOES DOWN TO 115 00:08:02,849 --> 00:08:07,487 11:40 -- AND THEY'RE LIKE, "OH, HERE IT COMES --" 11:37, 11:36, 11:35 -- 116 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,589 >> Steve: BOOM >> Jimmy: GO, "ONE, TWO, THREE! 117 00:08:09,589 --> 00:08:18,531 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 'KAY THAT'S WHAT THEY'LL DO 118 00:08:18,531 --> 00:08:20,300 >> Steve: THERE WE GO. >> Jimmy: FORGET ABOUT THE OTHER ONE. 119 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:22,268 IT'S TOO CONFUSING I APOLOGIZE. I APOLOGIZE. 120 00:08:22,268 --> 00:08:24,871 THAT WAS -- YEAH, WHY WOULD -- >> Steve: IT WAS GOOD HEART. >> Jimmy: IT'S TOMORROW NIGHT. 121 00:08:24,871 --> 00:08:27,173 IT'S TOMORROW NIGHT, THEY'RE PLAYING. >> Steve: WHAT TIME? 122 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:29,676 >> Jimmy: UH, YOU'VE GOT TO CHECK YOUR LOCAL LISTINGS. >> Steve: OKAY 123 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:31,644 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I THINK TOMORROW -- DO WE KNOW WHAT TIME THEY PLAY 124 00:08:31,644 --> 00:08:35,715 7:00 PM. >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: ON THE DOT 125 00:08:35,715 --> 00:08:37,317 BUT "AT 7:00" DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING TO ME, 'CAUSE IT'S WHEN THE CLOCK GOES DOWN 126 00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:42,255 TO 11:35 - >> Steve: EACH >> Jimmy: EACH HALF. 127 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:44,057 >> Steve: YES. >> Jimmy: YOU GOT TWO OPPORTUNITIES. 128 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:46,059 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: STUDENTS, IF YOU'RE ROOTING FOR YOUR TEAM, 129 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:47,727 GONZAGA -- IF YOU'RE ROOTING FOR THE BULLDOGS, YOU -- I WANT YOU TO 130 00:08:47,727 --> 00:08:55,368 GO - 11:36, 11:35, "ONE, TWO, THREE! 131 00:08:55,368 --> 00:09:01,608 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE LOOK AT YOUR PHONE -- LOOK AT YOUR PHONE OR SOMETHING, DO 132 00:09:01,608 --> 00:09:04,878 WHATEVER YOU WANT. >> Steve: LOOK AT YOUR PHONE, CHECK YOUR MESSAGES, CHECK FOR 133 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:07,514 YOUR KEYS. >> Jimmy: ACT LIKE -- YEAH, LIKE -- YES. 134 00:09:07,514 --> 00:09:09,816 YEAH, EXACTLY, THAT'S WHAT I WANT >> Steve: AND THEN IMAGINARILY 135 00:09:09,816 --> 00:09:12,318 TALK TO SOMEBODY >> Jimmy: AND GO ZAGS. GO ZAGS, EVERYBODY 136 00:09:12,318 --> 00:09:14,254 WE GOT -- WE GOT THIS, COME ON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE GOT THIS. 137 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:16,022 SWEET SIXTEEN, BABY. I --- GUYS, I HAVE A BOOK OUT -- COMING OUT, CALLED 138 00:09:16,022 --> 00:09:21,294 "NANA" -- "NANA LOVES YOU MORE." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 139 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:28,601 * I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS. THIS ONE -- THIS ONE'S $17.99. 140 00:09:28,601 --> 00:09:31,338 >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: YEAH 1,799 -- 141 00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:34,040 >> Steve: WOW, OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LOOK AT WHAT YOU GOT 142 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,809 HERE >> Steve: THAT'S A LOT OF PAGES, YEAH. 143 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:37,911 >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS THICKNESS. [ LAUGHTER ] 144 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:40,647 AND IN THERE - BUT THIS -- THIS IS THE NEW -- IN THIS SERIES, YOU HAVE DADA, 145 00:09:40,647 --> 00:09:44,517 YOU HAVE MAMA, BABY, NANA. BUT I'M GOING TO GET INTO IT I WANTED TO HAVE A THEME WEEK, 146 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:48,955 A NANA THEME WEEK. NEXT WEEK, IS ALL -- WE'RE GOING TO CELEBRATE GRANDMAS 147 00:09:48,955 --> 00:09:54,194 AROUND THE COUNTRY AND WE LOVE GRANDMAS AND SO, CHECK OUR SOCIALS. 148 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:58,465 WE'RE GOING TO -- WE MIGHT NEED YOUR GRANDMAS TO PARTICIPATE, AND DO SOMETHING FUN FOR OUR 149 00:09:58,465 --> 00:10:01,735 SHOW [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SO, CHECK THE @FALLONTONIGHT OR 150 00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:07,640 @JIMMYFALLON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S GONNA BE FUN. 151 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:10,910 YEAH THAT -- WAS A BAD IDEA. ALL RIGHT, SO GOOD SO DO "ONE, TWO, THREE," 152 00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:14,080 SILENCE. >> Steve: SILENCE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, PERFECT. 153 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,816 GOD, THERE'S SO MUCH GOING ON. DID YOU GUYS -- DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE VOLKSWAGEN RECALL? 154 00:10:16,816 --> 00:10:19,919 >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT GOOD. HERE, CHECK THIS OUT 155 00:10:19,919 --> 00:10:19,953 >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT GOOD. HERE, CHECK THIS OUT 156 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:24,257 IMPACTING THOUSANDS OF DRIVERS VOLKSWAGEN RECALLING MORE THAN 157 00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:28,194 200,00 SUVs IN THE U.S REPORTS FOUND FAULTY WIRING COULD CAUSE PROBLEMS WITH 158 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:33,433 AIRBAGS, WINDOWS, AND BRAKES >> Tariq: WHAT -- WHAT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 159 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:37,370 AW MAN, I JUST BOUGHT A VOLKSWAGEN SUV >> Jimmy: OH, SORRY ABOUT THAT, 160 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:39,773 TARIQ. >> Tariq: IT'S OKAY. I HAVE -- STILL HAVE MY TRUSTY 161 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:45,445 KIA. I LOVE THAT CAR. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 162 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:49,182 >> Jimmy: OH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: "OH," WHAT 163 00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:50,116 >> Tariq: "OH," WHAT >> Jimmy: ROLL THE CLIP. 164 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:53,053 >> A MASSIVE NEW RECALL 165 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:57,490 AFFECTING MORE THAN 400,000 KIA OWNERS THE DANGEROUS ISSUE THAT COULD 166 00:10:57,490 --> 00:11:00,326 CAUSE THE AIRBAGS TO FAIL. >> Tariq: FAIL [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 167 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:03,930 AW, MAN, YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M SORRY ABOUT 168 00:11:03,930 --> 00:11:06,232 THAT TARIQ >> Tariq: NOW, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET AROUND THIS 169 00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:08,301 WEEKEND? IT'S MY SON'S BIG BIRTHDAY PARTY. 170 00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:15,942 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S NICE. THAT'S NICE. 171 00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:18,244 WHAT -- WHAT DID YOU GET HIM >> Tariq: OH, THEY'RE REALLY COOL 172 00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:22,148 THEY'RE THESE THINGS CALLED DIGIDOTS MAGNETIC BALLS. 173 00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:27,620 MAGNETIC BALLS ARE BEING RECALLED [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 174 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:30,290 >> Tariq: COME ON. >> Jimmy: I'M SORRY, TARIQ, I'M SORRY. 175 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,692 I'M SURE YOU'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. >> Tariq: I MEAN, I GUESS I 176 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,862 COULD MAKE HIM HIS FAVORITE BREAKFAST. HE LOVES KROGER BRANDED 177 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:40,367 BUTTERMILK PANCAKE AND WAFFLE MIX. [ LAUGHTER ] 178 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:40,400 MIX. [ LAUGHTER ] 179 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:43,269 >> THE FDA JUST ISSUED A RECALL OF KROGER BRANDED BUTTERMILK 180 00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:46,573 PANCAKE AND WAFFLE MIX [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: FINE 181 00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:49,509 BUT I'LL JUST CHECK MY FRIDGE AND GIVE HIM SOME CRUNCHY SLAW WITH CHICKEN, AND CRISPY 182 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:51,978 WITH CHICKEN, AND CRISPY NOODLES, AND PEANUT DRESSING 183 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:54,214 MORNING. 184 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:57,283 USDA JUST ISSUED A WARNING ABOUT THE CRUNCHY SLAW WITH CHICKEN, CRISPY NOODLES AND 185 00:11:57,283 --> 00:12:01,054 PEANUT DRESSING. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: I'M RUNNING OUT OF 186 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,623 OPTIONS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AT THIS POINT, HE'S GETTING THE 187 00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:05,558 AT THIS POINT, HE'S GETTING THE LOTION ON THE BATHROOM COUNTER 188 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:06,793 >> A RECALL ALERT ABOUT 189 00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:11,064 A LOTION A LOT OF FOLKS HAVE ON THEIR BATHROOM COUNTERS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 190 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:14,067 >> Tariq: I'M OVER IT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] MY SON ISN'T GETTING ANYTHING 191 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:17,604 FOR HIS BIRTHDAY >> Jimmy: OH, COME ON, COME ON THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING YOU 192 00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:20,073 CAN DO >> Tariq: NOPE I'M DONE 193 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:24,944 HE'S GOING TO PLAY WITH HIS OLD TOYS AND LIKE IT >> Jimmy: WELL, WHAT'S HIS 194 00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:28,114 FAVORITE OLD TOY >> Tariq: HIS B. TOYS WALK AND LEARN WOODEN ACTIVITY TODDLE 195 00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:31,451 WALKER, OF COURSE. [ LAUGHTER ] 196 00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:33,887 TO TAKE NOTE OF IS THE B. TOYS WALK AND LEARN WOODEN ACTIVITY TODDLER WALKER 197 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:39,092 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Tariq: THAT'S IT! GOD [ BLEEP ]! 198 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,761 I'M OVER THIS [ BLEEP ]! >> Jimmy: OKAY, COME ON NOW, COME ON, HEY 199 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:44,397 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON NOW. TARIQ, CALM DOWN 200 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:46,466 WE'RE GOING TO GET TARIQ TO CALM DOWN. STICK AROUND 201 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:50,303 WE'RE SINGING TIKTOK DUETS WITH JOE JONAS WHEN WE COME BACK. TARIQ, I'M SORRY 202 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:58,178 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * JUST WEARING SUNGLASSES 203 00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:04,617 INSIDE'S HARD TO SEE ARE YOU ASKING IF I' WHAT HE NEEDS OR REVERSE * 204 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:22,102 * SEE THIS IS WHY I WANTED US TO REHEARSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK 205 00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:26,373 WE'RE ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING FUN. BUT I'M GOING TO NEED SOME 206 00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:31,077 HELP HE IS A MUSIC SUPERSTAR AND ONE OF THE JUDGES ON THE NEW SHOW 207 00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:37,517 "BECOMING A POPSTAR," WHICH PREMIERES MARCH 24th AT 10:00 P.M. ON MTV. 208 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:47,594 PLEASE WELCOME JOE JONAS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 209 00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:52,098 >> Jimmy: THAT'S JOE JONAS RIGHT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 210 00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:58,104 THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT JOE AND I ARE ABOUT TO DO 211 00:13:58,104 --> 00:14:02,609 SOMETHING BRAND NEW. THIS IS "TIKTOK DUETS. LET'S CHECK THIS OUT 212 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:02,642 THIS IS "TIKTOK DUETS. LET'S CHECK THIS OUT 213 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:05,045 * TIKTOK DUET TIKTOK DUETS 214 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:10,050 YEAH * >> Jimmy: NOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE ON TIKTOK POST VIDEOS WHERE 215 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:14,688 THEY START SINGING A SONG AND THEN LEAVE THE SECOND VERSE EMPTY. 216 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:18,091 AND ANYONE CAN FILM THE NEXT VERSE WITH THEIR OWN MADE UP LYRICS TO DUET WITH THEM 217 00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:21,361 IT'S CALLED "OPEN VERSE CHALLENGE. SO, WE'RE GOING TO DO THAT 218 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,064 RIGHT NOW, OKAY? I'M GOING TO START US OFF. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 219 00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:25,832 MY FIRST DUET IS CALLED -- THE FIRST DUET IS CALLED "DON'T TEXT ME WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK" BY 220 00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:34,341 STACEY RYAN. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 221 00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:39,746 WHEN YOU'RE DRUN OOH * * OR DON'T TEXT M 222 00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:47,087 AT ALL * * * I'M SORRY FOR THE TEX 223 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:52,425 THAT I SENT YOU* * LATE LAST NIGHT AT 2:00 A.M.* 224 00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:59,632 * I GUESS IT DIDN'T MAK MUCH SENSE WHEN I SAID * [ JIBBERISH 225 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:06,039 * I JUST EXPECTED IT TO AUTOCORRECT IT * * AND THEN I SENT A TEX 226 00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:10,343 THAT WAS LONGE THAN BEFORE * * IT SAID, HEY WHAT'S U 227 00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:16,583 FQ7834 * * SO, WHEN YOU LOOKED AT YOUR PHONE * 228 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:21,488 * TO FIND 40 TEXTS AN EIGHT MISSED FACETIMES * * IT MAKES SENS 229 00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:29,462 I'VE BEEN BLOCKED * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THAT WAS GOOD 230 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:34,167 >> Jimmy: I GOT TWO THUMBS UP. >> SHE LIKED IT. >> Jimmy: OKAY 231 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:37,771 IT'S YOUR TURN YOUR TIKTOK DUET IS CALLED "CLOSER" BY TRISTAN PRICE. 232 00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:42,108 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: WHENEVER WE'RE READY 233 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:50,250 I WANNA GET TO KNOW YA * * SO COME A LITTLE CLOSER 'CAUSE BABY, TONIGHT 234 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:53,953 I JUST WANT YA * * * WAIT I THOUGHT WE WER 235 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:58,858 ALREADY PRETTY TIGHT * * WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHE SINCE WE WERE FIVE * 236 00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:01,928 * OUR MOMS ARE IN THE SAME BOOK CLUB * * BABY PHOTOS OF US 237 00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:06,299 IN THE SAME BATHTUB * * AND YOU HAVE AL OF MY LOGINS* 238 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:09,903 * NETFLIX, HULU, AN SOMETHING CALLED WATCH IT * * YOU KNOW ABOUT MY 239 00:16:09,903 --> 00:16:13,306 LOWER BACK BIRTHMARK * * I THOUGHT THA MADE US PRETTY CLOSE * 240 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:17,877 * BUT I GUESS NOT NO NO NO NO * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 241 00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:22,282 * >> Jimmy: YOUR LOWER BACK -- YOUR LOWER BACK BIRTHMARK? 242 00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:25,051 >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S THE FIRST TIME I TOLD 243 00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:27,721 EVERYONE ON TV >> Jimmy: OUR MOM'S IN THE SAME BOOK CLUB. 244 00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:31,458 COME ON. I GUESS WE AREN'T AS CLOSE AS YOU THOUGHT. 245 00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,426 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. THIS LAST ONE, WE'RE GOING TO DO A TIKTOK DUET TOGETHER. 246 00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,829 OUR LAST SONG -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE -- IS "ALL FOR YOU" BY 247 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:40,600 CIAN DUCROT. HERE WE GO 248 00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:48,708 A LITTLE TOO LATE * * TO BE WHAT YOU NEEDED BUT I HOPE THAT HE IS * 249 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:58,785 * * WAIT ARE YOU TALKIN TO HIM OR TO ME * 250 00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:03,056 * 'CAUSE WEARING SUNGLASSES INSIDE'S HARD TO SEE * [ LAUGHTER ] 251 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:09,696 * ARE YOU ASKING IF I'M WHAT HE NEEDS OR REVERSE * * SEE, THIS IS WHY I WANTED 252 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:14,734 US TO REHEARSE * [ LAUGHTER ] * HE SAID HE'D BE LAT 253 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:18,338 THAT'S THOUGHTFU NOT RUDE * * BUT WHAT DO WE CALL A 254 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:27,847 DUET WITH THREE DUDES * * JOE, YOU'RE A JONAS BR 255 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:32,452 I SHOULD ASK YOU * * THREE DUDES THREE DUDES * 256 00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:36,256 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WE DID IT. 257 00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:39,225 JOE JONAS. MORE WITH JOE JONAS AFTER THE BREAK! 258 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:48,068 * STICK AROUN WE'LL BE RIGHT BAC WITH THE SHOW * 259 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:48,068 WE'LL BE RIGHT BAC WITH THE SHOW * 260 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,170 >> YOU KNOW WHAT THE PANDEMIC, MAN, LET ME TELL 261 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:52,072 YOU. I LOST 70 POUNDS >> Jimmy: HOLY - 262 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:54,274 GOOD FOR YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> PEOPLE ASK ME ALL THE TIME, 263 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,855 >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS A JONAS BROTHER AND ALSO THE FRONT MAN OF THE BAND 264 00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:15,762 D.N.C.E. YOU CAN SEE HIM AS A JUDGE ON THE NEW SHOW "BECOMING A 265 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:19,099 A POPSTAR," WHICH PREMIERES TOMORROW AT 10:00 P.M. ON MTV. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME, 266 00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:23,570 EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME, JOE JONAS! 267 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:30,944 * 268 00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:43,189 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: A LITTLE GIN AND 269 00:18:43,189 --> 00:18:45,492 JUICE. A LITTLE TANQUERAY FOR YOU NOW, COME ON 270 00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:48,094 >> NO, LOOK AT THAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. THE ROOTS DON'T DISAPPOINT 271 00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:51,064 JOE JONAS RIGHT THERE. THANK YOU SO MUCH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 272 00:18:51,064 --> 00:18:53,466 YOU LOOK FANTASTIC THANK YOU FOR COMING ON. >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO MUCH 273 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,435 FOR HAVING ME. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR DOING "TIKTOK DUETS" WITH US 274 00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:58,938 >> FIRST TIME EVER >> Jimmy: YEAH EXACTLY, YEAH. 275 00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:02,642 AND OBVIOUSLY NOT REHEARSED. THAT'S GREAT >> NOT REHEARSED AT ALL. 276 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,511 >> Jimmy: THERE'S A LOT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE NEW 277 00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:07,347 SHOW I WANT TO TALK ABOUT NEW MUSIC I WANT TO TALK ABOUT JONAS 278 00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:12,018 BROTHERS' LAS VEGAS RESIDENCY. >> VEGAS RESIDENCY >> Jimmy: DUDE, THIS IS 279 00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:15,021 SOMETHING -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IF I WERE AS TALENTED AS YOU 280 00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:20,794 ARE, AND I WAS -- I WAS IN A A GREAT BAND, I WOULD WANT A A RESIDENCY IN LAS VEGAS 281 00:19:20,794 --> 00:19:23,096 THAT'S, LIKE, A DREAM FOR ME >> WELL, FOR US, IT WAS JUST, "HOW DO WE GET CLOSER TO 282 00:19:23,096 --> 00:19:28,034 CELINE DION? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WE ALL ASK OURSELVES 283 00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:30,837 THAT QUESTION. >> WE ALL ASK OURSELVES EVERY DAY. 284 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:33,807 WE JUST -- WE SAW AN OPENING AND TRYING TO BALANCE THREE BROTHERS' SCHEDULES WAS GETTING 285 00:19:33,807 --> 00:19:38,945 CHALLENGING. WE SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S GO TO VEGAS FINALLY. 286 00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:42,215 SO, WE'RE SO EXCITED, AND IT SEEMS LIKE THE FANS ARE PRETTY EXCITED OUT THERE TO COME. 287 00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:45,185 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THIS IS A -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE -- FIVE-NIGHT RESIDENCY AT 288 00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:52,592 DOLBY LIVE AT PARK MGM, JUNE 3rd -- JUNE 3rd, 4th, 9th, 10th, AND 11th 289 00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:54,694 >> THANK YOU I ACTUALLY DIDN'T KNOW THE DATES. 290 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:57,197 SO, THAT'S PERFECT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 291 00:19:57,197 --> 00:20:00,266 THAT'S MY JOB. AND YOU GO THERE AND YOU'RE LIVING THERE. 292 00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:03,303 >> WE'RE PRETTY MUCH GOING TO BE THERE FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS IT'S A DANGEROUS GAME. 293 00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:05,739 >> Jimmy: YEAH BUT, ANOTHER COOL THING ABOUT VEGAS FOR YOU IS YOU GOT 294 00:20:05,739 --> 00:20:08,341 MARRIED IN VEGAS >> WE DID GET MARRIED IN VEGAS >> Jimmy: AND THIS IS -- 295 00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:12,812 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WE HAD TO GET LEGALLY MARRIED IN THE STATES. 296 00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:16,649 AND SO, IT WAS EITHER COURTHOUSE OR DO SOMETHING FUN AND INVITE A BUNCH OF FRIENDS. 297 00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:21,688 IT HAPPENED TO BE -- I THINK IT WAS THE BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS SO, WE INVITED WHOEVER WAS 298 00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:25,058 THERE AND A BUNCH OF RANDOMS THAT WERE JUST WALKING BY. IT'S -- "HEY, YOU WANT TO COME 299 00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:27,594 TO OUR WEDDING TONIGHT?" SO, I'M NOT SURE THEY REALLY BELIEVED IT OR NOT 300 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:31,097 ESPECIALLY BECAUSE DIPLO PUT DOG FILTERS ON OUR FACE, PUT IT ON INSTAGRAM 301 00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:33,800 >> Jimmy: YES, I REMEMBER THAT >> AND IT WAS -- IT WAS A LOT OF FUN 302 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,302 WE JUST KIND OF SAID, "LET'S JUST GO FOR IT." >> Jimmy: YOU HAD AN ELVIS 303 00:20:36,302 --> 00:20:39,506 IMPERSONATOR THERE >> YEAH, THE ELVIS IMPERSONATOR MARRIED US 304 00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:41,808 >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO. YES. >> BUT WE MADE A PRETTY CRUCIAL 305 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:46,046 MISTAKE. EVERYONE SIGNED NDAs EXCEPT ELVIS. 306 00:20:46,046 --> 00:20:49,115 AND HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING CRAZY. BUT, WE WOKE UP, AND WE TURN ON 307 00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:52,285 THE LOCAL NEWS AND THERE HE IS. HE'S LIKE, "YEAH, SO THEN, AS 308 00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:56,556 THEY WALKED DOWN THE AISLE --" >> Jimmy: HE DOING INTERVIEWS? >> HE'S DOING INTERVIEWS 309 00:20:56,556 --> 00:21:00,593 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT IS FANTASTIC. [ APPLAUSE ] 310 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:03,563 THE ELVIS IMPERSONATOR IS THE GUY THAT'S TELLING ALL THE PRESS WHAT HAPPENED. 311 00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:08,068 >> AND WE ALSO HAVE RING POPS AS OUR WEDDING RINGS >> Jimmy: YES. 312 00:21:08,068 --> 00:21:11,971 >> AND HE WAS TRYING TO SELL THE RING POP WRAPPERS ON EBAY. [ LAUGHTER ] 313 00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:14,574 >> Jimmy: WHY NOT? ABSOLUTELY WHY NOT? 314 00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:17,444 THAT IS FANTASTIC. YOU KNOW, ONE OF THE COOL THINGS -- YOUR LAST TOUR, IS -- 315 00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:19,079 AT THE OPENING YOU GOT MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY NARRATED THE VIDEO THAT PLAYED BEFORE 316 00:21:19,079 --> 00:21:26,619 YOU GUYS WALKED OUT EVERY NIGHT. WHAT WAS THE CONNECTION WITH 317 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:29,456 MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY AND YOU GUYS >> SO, WE WANTED TO HAVE SOME 318 00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:35,395 SORT OF SUPER BOWL-ESQUE INTRO FOR OUR BEGINNING OF OUR SHOW. SO, WE ALL PUT OUR PHONES ON 319 00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:40,500 THE TABLE AND SAID, "OKAY, WHO'S THE MOST FAMOUS PERSON WE HAVE IN OUR PHONEBOOK HERE?" 320 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,335 AND I SHOT SOMETHING WITH MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY -- OR McCONAUGHEY, BECAUSE I THINK HE 321 00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:45,972 LIKES TO REFER TO HIMSELF AS McCONAUGHEY. >> Jimmy: McCONAUGHEY. 322 00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:48,274 >> SO, I GO THOUGH - >> Jimmy: "WHAT McCONAUGHEY THINKS." 323 00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:50,677 >> I WIN I GAVE HIM A CALL. I SAID, "LOOK, THIS IS WHAT 324 00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:53,413 WE'RE DOING. I PITCHED HIM THE IDEA BUT THE WAY I PITCHED HIM THE 325 00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:55,415 IDEA WAS KIND OF FUNNY I -- WE HAD A FRIEND WHO DOES A PRETTY GOOD IMPERSONATION OF 326 00:21:55,415 --> 00:22:00,954 McCONAUGHEY, TO DO A VOICE NOTE LIKE HIM SO I -- DON'T KNOW WHY THAT I 327 00:22:00,954 --> 00:22:04,657 THOUGHT THIS WOULD WORK. BUT I SENT HIM, PRETTY MUCH, AN IMPERSONATOR OF HIMSELF AND WAS 328 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:09,629 LIKE, "WILL YOU RERECORD THIS? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "BUT IF YOU SAY NO, 329 00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:14,267 WE'RE JUST GOING TO USE THIS." IT'S LIKE, "UP TO YOU, BUD." YEAH 330 00:22:14,267 --> 00:22:16,670 >> "IF YOU SAY NO, WE JUST GONNA DO THIS. BUT HE WAS KIND ENOUGH TO DO 331 00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:21,174 IT >> Jimmy: HE'S A GOOD SPORT. >> HE'S A GREAT SPORT. 332 00:22:21,174 --> 00:22:24,210 AND I NOW LISTEN TO IT BEFORE I DO ANYTHING IMPORTANT. LIKE DENTIST WORK, I WILL 333 00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:28,715 LISTEN TO McCONAUGHEY, GET ME PUMPED UP. >> Jimmy: PUMPED UP, YEAH. 334 00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:30,350 OF COURSE. >> COMING HERE, I WAS IN THE BACK, THAT'S WHAT I WAS 335 00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:32,419 LISTENING TO THAT'S WHY I'M LATE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, BECAUSE YOU 336 00:22:32,419 --> 00:22:34,087 WERE JUST LISTENING TO MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY, YEAH. >> HE'S ACTUALLY -- I GOT HIM 337 00:22:34,087 --> 00:22:36,322 IN PERSON THOUGH HE'S BACKSTAGE RIGHT NOW >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE TRAVELS WITH 338 00:22:36,322 --> 00:22:38,992 YOU. >> HE TRAVELS WITH ME, YEAH. >> Jimmy: "JOE, YOU GOT TO GET 339 00:22:38,992 --> 00:22:41,594 PUMPED UP TO DO FALLON McCONAUGHEY SAYS --" YEAH, I CAN'T DO THE 340 00:22:41,594 --> 00:22:43,797 IMPERSONATION. I DO WANT TO MENTION THAT YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING COOL. 341 00:22:43,797 --> 00:22:45,765 YOU'RE WORKING WITH TANQUERAY. >> YES >> Jimmy: BUT YOU'RE WORKING 342 00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:49,102 WITH TANQUERAY AND THE SHOW "BRIDGERTON. >> YES 343 00:22:49,102 --> 00:22:52,205 >> Jimmy: AT THE SAME TIME [ CHEERS ] >> THE OBVIOUS COLLABORATION 344 00:22:52,205 --> 00:22:57,444 >> Jimmy: YEAH HOW DOES THAT COME TOGETHER? >> WELL, I'VE WORKED WITH 345 00:22:57,444 --> 00:22:59,746 TANQUERAY IN THE PAST. WE'VE SHOT SOME FUN THINGS WE DID A WEATHERMAN SKIT 346 00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:05,318 WHERE -- YOU GOT TO SEE IT, I GUESS IT'S ON YOUTUBE OR SOMEWHERE 347 00:23:05,318 --> 00:23:09,055 OR MYSPACE >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 348 00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:15,595 MYSPACE. >> AND I ALSO -- I LOVE "BRIDGERTON" SO IT WAS EXCITING 349 00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:20,734 TO DO THIS AND ME AND MY BROTHERS HAVE BEEN COMPARED TO THE BRIDGERTON 350 00:23:20,734 --> 00:23:22,802 BROTHERS QUITE A BIT >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU HAVE I MEAN, I HAVE A PHOTO HERE. 351 00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:24,137 THIS IS THE BRIDGERTON BROTHERS RIGHT HERE AND THIS IS -- 352 00:23:24,137 --> 00:23:27,841 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NOW, IF YOU GUYS CAME OUT -- 353 00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:30,243 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHO KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SEE AT THE VEGAS RESIDENCY 354 00:23:30,243 --> 00:23:31,878 BUT IF YOU CAME OUT DRESSED LIKE THIS -- >> I TRIED THE WARDROBE ON, AND 355 00:23:31,878 --> 00:23:35,181 IT'S PRETTY COMFORTABLE. I'VE GOT TO SAY. >> Jimmy: ACTUALLY, WE MOCKED 356 00:23:35,181 --> 00:23:40,887 UP WHAT -- [ LAUGHTER ] NOW, I'M JUST GOING TO WARN 357 00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:42,722 EVERYONE, YOU CAN'T UNSEE THIS, OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] 358 00:23:42,722 --> 00:23:46,960 SO, THIS IS YOU GUYS IF YOU WERE THE BRIDGERTON BROTHERS >> OH, WOW 359 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:51,664 >> Jimmy: AND -- NOT BAD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THIS IS PRETTY DEAD ON. 360 00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:56,803 THERE'S A GOOD HEIGHT TO NICK'S HAIR THAT I LIKE I THINK HE SHOULD -- 361 00:23:56,803 --> 00:24:00,407 >> Jimmy: IT'S REALLY GOOD >> HE DEFINITELY IS GIVING THAT, "WHAT DID YOU SAY? 362 00:24:00,407 --> 00:24:04,310 >> Jimmy: I'M REGAL! WHAT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW 363 00:24:04,310 --> 00:24:06,446 SHOW TOO >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO IT'S MTV, 364 00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:12,052 "BECOMING A POPSTAR. I LOVE ALL THESE SHOWS, BUT HERE'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT THIS. 365 00:24:12,052 --> 00:24:15,055 IT'S THE VOCAL TALENTS EVERYONE IS FROM TIKTOK. >> TIKTOK. 366 00:24:15,055 --> 00:24:18,124 IT'S THE THEME OF THE DAY. >> Jimmy: IT REALLY IS THE THEME OF THE SHOW. 367 00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:21,094 WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS BUT, I WAS THINKING IF TIKTOK WAS AROUND WHEN YOU GUYS WERE 368 00:24:21,094 --> 00:24:26,666 STARTING OUT, YOU WOULD HAVE DESTROYED. YOU WOULD HAVE RULED TIKTOK. 369 00:24:26,666 --> 00:24:28,301 >> I WAS GOING TO SAY RUINED IT >> Jimmy: NO, NO 370 00:24:28,301 --> 00:24:30,804 SORRY, NO. RULED IT RULED IT 371 00:24:30,804 --> 00:24:33,206 RULED. >> I THINK WE WOULD HAVE FIGURED OUT SOME FUN THINGS. 372 00:24:33,206 --> 00:24:36,810 WE'RE NOT BIG DANCERS, BUT BACK IN THE DAY, ME AND MY BROTHERS WOULD ALWAYS BE ASKED BY OUR 373 00:24:36,810 --> 00:24:39,779 RECORD LABEL AT THE TIME, "HEY, CAN YOU -- CAN YOU ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO GO OUT THERE AND 374 00:24:39,779 --> 00:24:43,883 LISTEN TO YOUR MUSIC, GO BUY THIS ALBUM, BLAH, BLAH --" AND WE'RE LIKE, "WE JUST DON'T 375 00:24:43,883 --> 00:24:47,654 FEEL RIGHT BEING, LIKE, A SALESMAN ON CAMERA." SO, WE'D COME UP WITH FUN 376 00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:50,623 VIDEOS AND POST THEM ON OUR MYSPACE OR YOUTUBE >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU WERE ON 377 00:24:50,623 --> 00:24:53,226 MYSPACE. >> MYSPACE >> Jimmy: HERE'S WHAT I LOVE 378 00:24:53,226 --> 00:24:57,163 ABOUT -- I ACTUALLY HAVE A PHOTO OF YOU AND YOUR BROTHERS ON MYSPACE 379 00:24:57,163 --> 00:25:01,868 >> OH, GOD [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: CAN YOU JUST 380 00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:07,741 EXPLAIN -- JUST EXPLAIN WHAT THIS IS? [ LAUGHTER ] 381 00:25:07,741 --> 00:25:15,515 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> SO, THAT -- I WROTE THIS. I KNOW BECAUSE I ALMOST RAN OUT 382 00:25:15,515 --> 00:25:18,151 OF ROOM SO YOU CAN SEE, I'M LIKE - I GOT THE R-S IN THERE 383 00:25:18,151 --> 00:25:22,188 >> Jimmy: THE JONAS BROTHERS YEAH >> THIS IS WHERE I WAS STUMPED 384 00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:26,059 WHEN WE LOOKED BACK IN THE ARCHIVES WE POSTED THIS ON OUR MYSPACE, 385 00:25:26,059 --> 00:25:28,294 SO - >> Jimmy: YOU'RE PROMOTING - >> WE'RE PROMOTING - 386 00:25:28,294 --> 00:25:32,065 IT WASN'T AN AD. THERE WASN'T ADS YET >> Jimmy: YOU ALREADY HAD TO 387 00:25:32,065 --> 00:25:35,635 HAVE BEEN ON MYSPACE TO SEE YOU AD FOR MYSPACE >> YOU ALREADY FOLLOWED US 388 00:25:35,635 --> 00:25:38,071 SO YOU GOING THERE TO SEE -- >> Jimmy: THE ONLY WAY TO SEE THIS - 389 00:25:38,071 --> 00:25:41,441 >> JUST LETTING YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW. >> Jimmy: YOU ARE HERE 390 00:25:41,441 --> 00:25:44,711 IT'S LIKE A MAP IN A SHOPPING MALL WITH A STAR THAT SAYS "YOU ARE HERE." 391 00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:49,949 YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, THAT'S WHERE I THOUGHT I WAS. GOOD, I'M SO HAPPY." 392 00:25:49,949 --> 00:25:51,985 I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS VERY FUN >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU GOT TO SEE 393 00:25:51,985 --> 00:25:53,653 SOME NEW, YOUNG TALENT I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP FROM YOUR SHOW 394 00:25:53,653 --> 00:25:58,625 HERE'S JOE JONAS IN "BECOMING A POPSTAR. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 395 00:25:58,625 --> 00:25:58,658 A POPSTAR. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 396 00:25:59,926 --> 00:26:03,830 SEALED THE DEAL. I'M LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, WHAT? 397 00:26:03,830 --> 00:26:06,800 >> IT'S A REAL CUP OF JOE. >> I GREW UP LISTENING TO THE JONAS BROTHERS 398 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:09,302 AND HE IS MY FAVORITE JONAS BROTHER. SO, I KIND OF FREAKED OUT. 399 00:26:09,302 --> 00:26:13,673 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WHAT'S UP, BOSTON >> SORRY, BUDDY. 400 00:26:13,673 --> 00:26:15,608 >> TO BE A MENTOR AND SPEAK TO A YOUNG ARTIST WHO WANTS TO DO THIS AS THEIR PROFESSION, I 401 00:26:15,608 --> 00:26:18,578 LOVE IT. I HAVE A LOT OF EXPERIENCE TO SHARE. 402 00:26:18,578 --> 00:26:23,183 >> THIS IS INSANE, LIKE, THE FACT THAT YOU'RE STANDING IN FRONT OF US RIGHT NOW. 403 00:26:23,183 --> 00:26:25,685 >> I DON'T WANT TO FANGIRL TOO MUCH, BUT JOE JONAS? COME ON. 404 00:26:25,685 --> 00:26:29,289 HE'S, LIKE, ONE OF THE BIGGEST CELEBRITIES IN THE WORLD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 405 00:26:29,289 --> 00:26:33,360 >> Jimmy: NOW THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 406 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:40,900 "BECOMING A POPSTAR," MTV TOMORROW AT 10 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 407 00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:42,769 JOE, YOU'VE BEEN PERFORMING FOR MOST OF YOUR LIFE, AND YOU HAVE A VERY SPECIFIC WAY THAT YOU 408 00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:48,641 WARM UP BEFORE A SHOW. >> RIGHT IT'S QUITE A FEW THINGS. 409 00:26:48,641 --> 00:26:51,945 YOU KNOW, DO THE NORMAL JUMPING JACKS, PUSH-UPS, SOMEBODY SLAPS YOU IN THE FACE. 410 00:26:51,945 --> 00:26:53,780 BUT THERE'S ALSO -- FOR A COUPLE YEARS NOW, I LIKE TO DO A VERY THEATRICAL VERSION OF 411 00:26:53,780 --> 00:27:01,654 "ALL STAR" BY SMASH MOUTH. AND I FIND IT REALLY WARMS MY VOCALS UP. 412 00:27:01,654 --> 00:27:04,391 IT GETS ME IN THE RIGHT MINDSET. >> Jimmy: "ALL STAR," WE LOVE 413 00:27:04,391 --> 00:27:10,397 THAT SONG BY SMASH MOUTH BUT, WE ALSO HAVE A MICROPHONE HERE 414 00:27:10,397 --> 00:27:18,505 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WELL. IF I MUST. 415 00:27:18,505 --> 00:27:23,309 >> Jimmy: YOU MUST PLEASE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 416 00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:30,316 >> IT LOOKS LIKE THERE'S TWO MUSICAL GUESTS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT. 417 00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:41,661 * SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME * * I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL 418 00:27:41,661 --> 00:27:47,901 IN THE SHED * * SHE WAS LOOKING KIND OF DUMB * 419 00:27:47,901 --> 00:27:54,074 * WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB * * IN THE SHAPE OF AN 420 00:27:54,074 --> 00:28:00,914 ON HER FOREHEAD * * WELL THE YEAR START COMING * 421 00:28:00,914 --> 00:28:06,720 * AND THEY DON' STOP COMING * * FED TO THE RULES AND 422 00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:14,561 HIT THE GROUND RUNNING * * DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN * 423 00:28:14,561 --> 00:28:21,134 * YOUR BRAIN GETS SMART BUT YOUR HEAD IT GETS DUMB * * SO MUCH TO DO 424 00:28:21,134 --> 00:28:25,505 SO MUCH TO SEE * * SO WHAT'S WRONG WIT TAKING THE BACK STREETS * 425 00:28:25,505 --> 00:28:29,042 * YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T GO * * YOU'LL NEVER SHIN 426 00:28:29,042 --> 00:28:33,380 IF YOU DON'T GLOW * * HEY NOW YOU'RE AN ALL-STAR * 427 00:28:33,380 --> 00:28:37,517 * GET YOUR GAME O GO PLAY * * HEY NOW 428 00:28:37,517 --> 00:28:41,888 YOU'RE A ROCK STAR * * GET THE SHOW ON GET PAID * 429 00:28:41,888 --> 00:28:48,895 * AND ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD * * ONLY SHOOTING STARS 430 00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:58,071 BREAK THE MOLD * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 431 00:28:58,071 --> 00:29:04,010 JOE JONAS, EVERYBODY "BECOMING A POPSTAR" PREMIERES TOMORROW AT 10:00 P.M. ON MTV. 432 00:29:04,010 --> 00:29:07,147 GABRIEL IGLESIAS JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND 433 00:29:07,147 --> 00:29:25,165 THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 434 00:29:25,165 --> 00:29:28,034 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN WHO IS CURRENTLY ON HIS 435 00:29:28,034 --> 00:29:34,341 "GABRIEL 'FLUFFY' IGLESIAS BACK ON WORLD TOUR," AND HE'LL BE PERFORMING AT DODGER STADIUM 436 00:29:34,341 --> 00:29:41,915 MAY 6th AND 7th. PLEASE WELCOME GABRIEL IGLESIAS 437 00:29:41,915 --> 00:29:41,948 PLEASE WELCOME GABRIEL IGLESIAS 438 00:29:43,149 --> 00:29:56,529 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 439 00:29:56,529 --> 00:30:00,367 >> Jimmy: FLUFFY IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT 440 00:30:00,367 --> 00:30:02,669 SHOW," BUD >> THANK YOU, MAN. I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE PEOPLE 441 00:30:02,669 --> 00:30:06,373 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S AMAZING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THEY'RE SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU. 442 00:30:06,373 --> 00:30:09,642 YOU LOOK GREAT, BUDDY. >> YOU KNOW WHAT THE PANDEMIC, MAN. 443 00:30:09,642 --> 00:30:15,015 LET ME TELL YOU, I LOST 70 POUNDS. >> Jimmy: HOLY -- GOOD FOR YOU 444 00:30:15,015 --> 00:30:17,183 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH. PEOPLE ASK ME ALL THE TIME, 445 00:30:17,183 --> 00:30:19,486 "WHAT'S YOUR SECRET? I SAID, "IT'S NO SECRET. THEY CLOSED ALL THE 446 00:30:19,486 --> 00:30:22,756 RESTAURANTS. [ LAUGHTER ] AND I'M STILL WEARING THE SAME 447 00:30:22,756 --> 00:30:27,160 SHIRT THAT I WAS WEARING WHEN I WAS STILL 70 POUNDS HEAVIER BECAUSE I PLAN TO EAT AGAIN. 448 00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:31,398 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS -- THE LAST TIME YOU WERE ON OUR SHOW -- 449 00:30:31,398 --> 00:30:34,901 YOU LOOKED SHARP, BUDDY. BUT HERE'S YOU BACKSTAGE >> OH. 450 00:30:34,901 --> 00:30:37,203 >> Jimmy: YEAH LOOK AT THAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 451 00:30:37,203 --> 00:30:41,341 >> Jimmy: I'D NEVER -- IT'S RARE TO SEE YOU IN A SUIT. >> THE ONE AND ONLY TIME I EVER 452 00:30:41,341 --> 00:30:45,845 WORE A SUIT WAS ON YOUR SHOW BECAUSE THE TIME BEFORE THAT I WAS WEARING SHORTS AND I HEARD 453 00:30:45,845 --> 00:30:49,883 YOU MAKE A COMMENT ABOUT, "THANKS FOR DRESSING UP. AND I'M LIKE, "OH. 454 00:30:49,883 --> 00:30:56,556 AND MY FAMILY SAW THE SHOW AND THEY WERE LIKE - [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE 455 00:30:56,556 --> 00:30:58,625 AND I'M LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I GET IT I GET IT." 456 00:30:58,625 --> 00:31:01,061 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT YEAH, EXACTLY RIGHT, YEAH. >> YEAH, YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT 457 00:31:01,061 --> 00:31:02,796 SHE'S SAYING [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT SHE'S SAYING 458 00:31:02,796 --> 00:31:04,764 >> Jimmy: SOMETHING AROUND THAT, YEAH >> SO I SAID, "WHEN I COME 459 00:31:04,764 --> 00:31:07,467 BACK, IF I GET INVITED BACK," I GO, "I'M GOING TO GO ALL OUT AND I'M GOING TO WEAR A SUIT." 460 00:31:07,467 --> 00:31:13,506 AND -- PUT THE PICTURE UP -- I HAD A LITTLE BIT OF AN ISSUE THIS IS YOUR WARDROBE AREA, AND 461 00:31:13,506 --> 00:31:19,079 THESE TWO -- YOU KNOW, I THINK THEY STILL WORK HERE >> Jimmy: YES. 462 00:31:19,079 --> 00:31:23,083 >> APPARENTLY WHAT HAPPENED IS I HAD A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION, OKAY 463 00:31:23,083 --> 00:31:26,386 YEAH, BECAUSE I NEVER WORE PANTS. CLEARLY -- I DID IT TODAY. 464 00:31:26,386 --> 00:31:30,423 BUT THE PANT LEG RIPPED. AND SO, THERE WAS -- YOU KNOW, I WAS BRINGING SEXY BACK THAT 465 00:31:30,423 --> 00:31:34,260 DAY. >> Jimmy: BEFORE THE SHOW? >> AS YOU WERE GETTING READY TO 466 00:31:34,260 --> 00:31:38,098 INTRODUCE ME, AND SO WE HAD TO STOP EVERYTHING AND I HAD TO GO IN THE BACK AND THEY HAD TO SEW 467 00:31:38,098 --> 00:31:43,003 IT UP AND FIX ME UP AND TAPE ME TOGETHER I MEAN, LOOK AT ME RIGHT -- I 468 00:31:43,003 --> 00:31:46,840 DON'T WEAR -- SOME PEOPLE WEAR SUITS AND THEY LOOK NICE, OKAY AND SOME LOOK LIKE AFFORDABLE 469 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:53,613 LAWYERS. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 470 00:31:53,613 --> 00:31:55,915 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO YOU LOOK -- COME ON. NO, NO, NO 471 00:31:55,915 --> 00:31:58,518 >> A LOW BUDGET SECRET SERVICE GUY RIGHT THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] 472 00:31:58,518 --> 00:32:03,656 I DON'T KNOW HOW HE GOT SHOT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I ALMOST WANT TO SAY 473 00:32:03,656 --> 00:32:10,330 "LOOK AT YOU NOW," BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE PERFORMING AT DODGER STADIUM, THE FIRST 474 00:32:10,330 --> 00:32:14,701 COMEDIAN EVER TO PERFORM AT DODGER STADIUM [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 475 00:32:14,701 --> 00:32:18,738 IT'S ALREADY SOLD OUT. YOU'RE ADDING LIKE ANOTHER SECOND SHOW OR SOMETHING 476 00:32:18,738 --> 00:32:21,374 THIS IS AN AUDIENCE OF 40,000 PEOPLE. >> I KNOW. 477 00:32:21,374 --> 00:32:24,444 I'M LIKE THE BAD BUNNY OF COMEDY [ LAUGHTER ] 478 00:32:24,444 --> 00:32:26,846 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT THIS >> IT'S A FLUFFY BUNNY 479 00:32:26,846 --> 00:32:30,116 IT'S - [ LAUGHTER ] IF WE EVER DO A COLLAB, IT'S 480 00:32:30,116 --> 00:32:32,986 GOING TO BE PERFECT. FLUFFY BAD BUNNY, YEAH >> Jimmy: FLUFFY BAD BUNNY, 481 00:32:32,986 --> 00:32:36,256 YEAH >> IT'S SURREAL BECAUSE IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, WHENEVER I TELL 482 00:32:36,256 --> 00:32:39,526 PEOPLE I'M DOING DODGER STADIUM, THEY'RE LIKE, "YOU SINGING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM? 483 00:32:39,526 --> 00:32:43,363 ARE YOU CLEANING IT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" AND I'M LIKE, "NO, I'M 484 00:32:43,363 --> 00:32:45,965 PERFORMING." THEY'RE LIKE, "DO THEY HAVE, LIKE, A SMALL ROOM?" 485 00:32:45,965 --> 00:32:50,670 AND I'M LIKE, "IT'S LIKE THE SUPER BOWL FOR A COMEDIAN," YOU KNOW 486 00:32:50,670 --> 00:32:52,339 >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE IT IS >> AND NOT EVERYBODY GETS TO 487 00:32:52,339 --> 00:32:55,141 PLAY THE SUPER BOWL, SO I FEEL VERY FORTUNATE THAT IT'S HAPPENING AND IT'S HAPPENING IN 488 00:32:55,141 --> 00:32:58,878 MY HOMETOWN AND YEAH, IT'S ALREADY -- >> Jimmy: WELL DONE, BUDDY 489 00:32:58,878 --> 00:33:01,281 YOU PUT THE WORK IN AND, MAN, YOU'RE FUNNY IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT 490 00:33:01,281 --> 00:33:04,117 CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT. IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE IT'S BEYOND A DREAM. 491 00:33:04,117 --> 00:33:07,387 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HOW CAN YOU EVEN DREAM ABOUT THAT 492 00:33:07,387 --> 00:33:12,092 >> YEAH, YOU KNOW, YOU SAY, "HOW CAN YOU DREAM OF SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 493 00:33:12,092 --> 00:33:15,061 BECAUSE PEOPLE ASK ME ALL THE TIME, "DID YOU EVER THINK THAT IT COULD GET THIS BIG? 494 00:33:15,061 --> 00:33:16,963 AND I'M LIKE, "NO, MY ONLY GOAL IN LIFE WHEN I FIRST STARTED DOING STANDUP WAS I JUST WANT 495 00:33:16,963 --> 00:33:25,071 TO PAY MY RENT >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW, BECAUSE PEOPLE 496 00:33:25,071 --> 00:33:27,941 ALWAYS SAY, "REACH FOR THE STARS. IT'S UNREALISTIC 497 00:33:27,941 --> 00:33:31,077 YOU WHAT I'M SAYING? I TELL PEOPLE "REACH FOR THE SECOND FLOOR." 498 00:33:31,077 --> 00:33:33,947 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, AND THIS WAY IF YOU END UP ON THE ROOF, YOU ARE AN OVER 499 00:33:33,947 --> 00:33:36,483 ACHIEVER >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY CORRECT, YEAH. 500 00:33:36,483 --> 00:33:43,156 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT IS -- YOU'RE GOING TO DEBUT SOMETHING EXCLUSIVELY 501 00:33:43,156 --> 00:33:47,293 JUST FOR US TONIGHT. WHAT'S YOUR STORY BEHIND THESE COLLECTIBLES 502 00:33:47,293 --> 00:33:48,895 >> SO, A COUPLE YEARS AGO I STARTED THIS BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP WITH A COMPANY 503 00:33:48,895 --> 00:33:56,169 CALLED FUNKO >> Jimmy: YES. >> AND FUNKO HAS THESE POP 504 00:33:56,169 --> 00:33:59,339 FIGURES, AND BASICALLY THEY'RE THE HOTTEST THING OUT THERE. EVERY YEAR COMIC-CON -- I MEAN, 505 00:33:59,339 --> 00:34:02,042 YOU KNOW, MILLIONS OF THESE FIGURES HAVE BEEN SOLD AND THEY -- WHEN I APPROACHED 506 00:34:02,042 --> 00:34:04,911 THEM TO SEE IF THERE WAS INTEREST IN HAVING A COMEDIAN POP, THEY'RE LIKE, "WELL, WE 507 00:34:04,911 --> 00:34:09,816 DON'T HAVE A CATEGORY FOR COMEDIANS. AND I'M LIKE, "WELL, MAYBE WE 508 00:34:09,816 --> 00:34:12,652 CAN START ONE. AND NEXT THING I KNOW, WE -- YOU KNOW, WE MADE A LITTLE DEAL 509 00:34:12,652 --> 00:34:16,923 AND THEY CAME OUT WITH A FIGURE FOR ME BUT - >> Jimmy: IT'S SOLD OUT. 510 00:34:16,923 --> 00:34:20,193 >> THIS ONE -- YES, I'VE SOLD A LOT OF THOSE >> Jimmy: YEAH 511 00:34:20,193 --> 00:34:24,364 >> A LOT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: A LOT. 512 00:34:24,364 --> 00:34:28,168 >> THANK YOU, FUNKO. BUT TO COMMEMORATE THE DODGERS STADIUM SHOW, FUNKO MADE ME 513 00:34:28,168 --> 00:34:32,339 A SPECIAL ONE SPECIFICALLY FOR DODGER STADIUM AND IT COMES OUT THIS WEEK. 514 00:34:32,339 --> 00:34:35,508 AND THIS IS THE FIRST TIME ANYONE'S GOING TO SEE IT >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO 515 00:34:35,508 --> 00:34:38,445 QUEST, CAN I GET A LITTLE DRUM ROLL, PLEASE [ DRUMROLL ] 516 00:34:38,445 --> 00:34:46,986 >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, STADIUM FLUFFY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 517 00:34:46,986 --> 00:34:52,325 >> Jimmy: STADIUM FLUFFY COME ON! CONGRATULATIONS, BUDDY 518 00:34:52,325 --> 00:34:54,761 COULDN'T HAPPEN TO A BETTER GUY, MAN >> THANK YOU 519 00:34:54,761 --> 00:34:57,697 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: GABRIEL IGLESIAS, EVERYBODY. 520 00:34:57,697 --> 00:35:02,402 GO SEE HIM PERFORM AT DODGER STADIUM MAY 6th AND 7th. YOU LOOK GREAT, BY THE WAY 521 00:35:02,402 --> 00:35:05,905 JUST TELL YOUR FAMILY. WOLF ALICE PERFORMS AFTER THE BREAK. 522 00:35:05,905 --> 00:35:10,610 STICK AROUND EVERYBODY COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 523 00:35:10,610 --> 00:35:29,095 * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUESTS WON "BEST GROUP" AT THIS YEAR'S 524 00:35:29,095 --> 00:35:32,365 BRIT AWARDS. PERFORMING "THE LAST MAN ON EARTH" FROM THEIR ALBUM "BLUE 525 00:35:32,365 --> 00:35:36,803 EARTH" FROM THEIR ALBUM "BLUE WEEKEND," HERE'S WOLF ALICE. 526 00:35:37,771 --> 00:35:39,239 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 527 00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:46,246 * * WHO ARE YOU TO AS FOR ANYTHING MOR 528 00:35:46,246 --> 00:35:57,624 DO YOU WAIT FOR YOUR DANCING LESSONS * * TO BE SENT FROM GOD 529 00:35:57,624 --> 00:36:07,233 YOU'D LIKE HIS LIGHT TO SHINE ON YOU * * YOU'VE REALLY MISSE 530 00:36:07,233 --> 00:36:13,473 A TRICK WHEN I COMES TO LOVE * * ALWAYS SEEKIN 531 00:36:13,473 --> 00:36:16,309 WHAT YOU DON'T HAV LIKE WHAT YOU DO AIN'T ENOUGH * 532 00:36:16,309 --> 00:36:34,327 * * YOU'D LIKE A LIGH TO SHINE ON YOU * 533 00:36:34,327 --> 00:36:40,667 * AND EVERY BOOK YOU TAKE AND YOU DUST OFF FROM THE SHELF * 534 00:36:40,667 --> 00:36:49,876 * HAS LINES BETWEEN LINES BETWEE LINES * 535 00:36:49,876 --> 00:36:56,850 * THAT YOU READ * ABOUT YOURSELF BUT DOES A LIGHT 536 00:36:56,850 --> 00:37:09,529 SHINE ON YOU * * AND WHEN YOUR FRIENDS ARE TALKIN 537 00:37:09,529 --> 00:37:19,472 YOU HARDLY HEAR A WORD * * YOU WERE TH FIRST PERSON HER 538 00:37:19,472 --> 00:37:26,913 AND THE LAST MAN ON THE EARTH * * BUT DOES A LIGH 539 00:37:26,913 --> 00:37:41,061 SHINE ON YOU WHO ARE YOU TO ASK FOR ANYTHING ELSE * 540 00:37:41,061 --> 00:37:53,473 * THE THING YOU SHOUL BE ASKING IS FOR HEL YOU'D LIKE A LIGHT 541 00:37:53,473 --> 00:38:23,336 TO SHINE ON YOU * * LET IT SHINE ON YOU LET IT SHINE ON YOU * 542 00:38:23,336 --> 00:38:45,291 * * * 543 00:38:45,291 --> 00:38:51,531 * A PENNY FOR YOUR TRUT WILL I HEDGE MY BETS ON LOVE 'CAUSE IT'S LIES * 544 00:38:51,531 --> 00:38:59,606 * AFTER LIE AFTER LIES BUT DO YOU EVE 545 00:38:59,606 --> 00:39:15,689 FOOL YOURSELF * * AND THEN A LIGH SHINES ON YO 546 00:39:15,689 --> 00:39:22,362 AND WHEN YOU FRIENDS ARE TALKING * * YOU HARDLY HEAR A WOR 547 00:39:22,362 --> 00:39:29,035 YOU WERE THE FIRST PERSON HERE * * AND THE LAST MA 548 00:39:29,035 --> 00:39:40,613 ON THE EARTH BUT THE LIGHT * * 549 00:39:40,613 --> 00:39:42,682 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOLF ALICE CATCH THEM ON TOUR IN THE U.S. 550 00:39:42,682 --> 00:39:46,720 NOW. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY * 551 00:39:46,720 --> 00:40:08,141 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: BE SURE TO TUNE IN 552 00:40:08,141 --> 00:40:10,343 TOMORROW NIGHT ETHAN HAWKE WILL BE ON THE SHOW 553 00:40:10,343 --> 00:40:14,481 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JIM JEFFERIES WILL BE HERE AND WE'LL HAVE MUSIC FROM 554 00:40:14,481 --> 00:40:17,784 YARD ACT PLUS ALL NEW "TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS 555 00:40:17,784 --> 00:40:24,991 MY THANKS TO JOE JONAS, GABRIEL IGLESIAS, WOLF ALICE, AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE FROM 556 00:40:24,991 --> 00:40:28,595 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 557 00:40:28,595 --> 00:40:32,198 SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY THANK YOU.