>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - JOE JONAS,
GABRIEL IGLESIAS MUSICAL GUEST WOLF ALICE AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 16-21! >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
COME ON, THAT'S A CROWD. WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS WELL GUYS, TODAY WAS JUDGE
KETANJI BROWN JACKSON'S FINAL DAY FACING QUESTIONS FROM SENATORS DURING HER
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS. THAT'S RIGHT, AFTER NEARLY 30 HOURS OF QUESTIONS.
WHEW, YEAH HER HUSBAND WAS SO SCARED TO ASK WHAT SHE WANTED FOR DINNER,
HE JUST ORDERED TAKEOUT FROM EVERYWHERE [ LAUGHTER ]
HE'S JUST LIKE, "YEAH, NEVER MIND, NEVER MIND DO YOU WANNA WATCH NETFLIX --
NO NETFLIX, OKAY WE'LL JUST PUT A -- LET'S BUY ANOTHER TV
WE'LL PUT ON TWO THINGS AT ONCE." [ LAUGHTER ]
BUT THIS IS GREAT, ACCORDING TO A NEW POLL, JUDGE JACKSON ALREADY HAS A RECORD APPROVAL
RATING AMONG AMERICANS FOR A A SUPREME COURT NOMINEE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
RIGHT NOW BIDEN'S LIKE, "HEY, I NOMINATED YOU. IT'S ONLY FAIR WE SPLIT THAT
APPROVAL RATING. COME ON. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEP, THE ONLY WAY IT COULD HAVE BEEN HIGHER IS IF SHE ENDED TODAY WITH A WATER BOTTLE FLIP
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE, "OH, YES! IN OTHER NEWS, DESPITE THE
CURRENT STATE OF AFFAIRS, VLADIMIR PUTIN IS STILL PLANNING TO ATTEND THE
G20 SUMMIT WITH OTHER WORLD LEADERS IN BALI THIS FALL. [ AUDIENCE OOHS
WHICH EXPLAINS THIS YEAR'S THEME -- "AWKWARD. [ LAUGHTER ]
SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS HE DOING? IT'S LIKE GETTING KICKED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL AND THEN SHOWING UP
FOR THE REUNION. [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, "WHAT'S UP, GUYS?"
"NO, YOU WERE -- NO. YEAH, IT'LL BACKFIRE ON PUTIN WHEN HE REALIZES IT'S NOT
A G20 SUMMIT, IT'S AN INTERVENTION [ LAUGHTER ]
HE'S LIKE, "WAIT A MINUTE, I -- I REMEMBER YOU." SOME BUSINESS NEWS, APPARENTLY
APPLE HAS EXPERIENCED TWO MAJOR OUTAGES IN THE PAST TWO DAYS LUCKILY, THE PROBLEM WAS FIXED
WHEN THE GUY AT THE GENIUS BAR TOLD TIM COOK TO JUST DROP THE ENTIRE COMPANY IN A BAG OF
RICE [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IN THE MOST RECENT
OUTAGE, APPLE MUSIC AND APPLE BOOKS WENT DOWN, WHICH MEANS NO ONE NOTICED
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE APPLE BOOKS? "HEY, LOOK IT UP ON
APPLE BOOKS. HEY, I SAW THAT TACO BELL IS CELEBRATING ITS
60th ANNIVERSARY WITH AN ALL NEW VEGETARIAN MEAL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND ACTUALLY, IT'S THE FIRST TIME ANYONE'S EVER SAID, "HAPPY ANNIVERSARY" INSIDE
A TACO BELL. >> Steve: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: SOME TV NEWS CBS IS RELEASING A NEW DATING COMPETITION SHOW CALLED "THE
REAL LOVE BOAT," IN WHICH A BIG GROUP OF SINGLES SPEND NEARLY A MONTH TOGETHER ON A CRUISE
>> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: YEP, IT'S THE ONLY DATING SHOW WHERE THE WINNER IS
WHOEVER GETS KICKED OFF FIRST. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S JUST LIKE "THE BACHELOR,"
BUT INSTEAD OF A ROSE, YOU GET A BOTTLE OF IMODIUM. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY, I SAW THAT TODAY IS NATIONAL PUPPY DAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YEP. AND NOT SURPRISINGLY, NATIONAL PUPPY DAY FALLS ON HUMP DAY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE
FOR YOU TONIGHT. YOU KNOW HIM FROM THE BANDS JONAS BROTHERS AND DNCE.
NOW YOU CAN SEE HIM AS A JUDGE ON THE NEW SHOW "BECOMING A POPSTAR," WHICH PREMIERES
TOMORROW AT 10:00 P.M. ON MTV. JOE JONAS IS HERE TONIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: I LOVE ME SOME JOE JONAS. >> Jimmy: HE'S THE MAN
>> Steve: I LOVE HIM >> Jimmy: YEAH PLUS, HE'S CURRENTLY ON HIS
"GABRIEL 'FLUFFY' IGLESIAS BACK ON WORLD TOUR," AND HE'LL BE PERFORMING STANDUP AT
DODGER STADIUM >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: MAY 6th AND 7th.
GABRIEL IGLESIAS IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: ONE OF THE BIGGEST COMEDIANS, ONE OF THE FUNNIEST COMEDIANS OUT THERE.
AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM WOLF ALICE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TONIGHT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO, GUYS, WE ARE SMACK IN THE MIDDLE OF MARCH MADNESS.
AND EVERY YEAR WE PICK A TEAM TO ROOT FOR, AND THIS YEAR WE PICKED GONZAGA
OKAY SO WE GAVE OUT THESE ROWDY RAGS TO ALL THE STUDENTS THAT ARE
FOLLOWING THE TEAM AROUND, OKAY AND WHAT WE WANT THEM TO DO IS,
AT A CERTAIN POINT, JUST STAND UP AND START WHIPPING THEM AROUND AND DO SOMETHING, YOU
KNOW, SOMETHING CRAZY. AND SO FAR IT'S WORKED THEY'VE WON THE LAST TWO GAMES
>> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I'M JUST SAYING. THEY WERE NAIL BITERS, BUT THEY DID WIN.
>> Steve: YES. >> Jimmy: YES. SO, NOW THEY'RE PLAYING
TOMORROW THEY'RE PLAYING THE ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS
[ CHEERS ] >> Steve: UH-OH. >> Jimmy: NO
NO [ LAUGHTER ] WE HAVE TO -- WE HAVE TO -- I
MEAN, I LOVE THEM, I HOPE THEY DO WELL, BUT - >> Steve: BUT NOT TOO WELL
>> Jimmy: NOT TOO WELL, YEAH, EXACTLY. [ LAUGHTER ]
WE WANT TO HELP GONZAGA WIN AGAIN, OKAY? BUT I THINK WE SHOULD SWITCH IT
UP 'CAUSE RIGHT NOW WE WANT 'EM TO SING, LIKE -
* I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT YEAH, I'M CHANGING THAT UP
>> Steve: WHAT >> Jimmy: BASICALLY, HERE'S WHAT WE WANT TO DO
EACH HALF IS 20 MINUTES, RIGHT SO WHEN THE GAME CLOCK GOES DOWN TO 11:35 -- THAT'S WHEN
"THE TONIGHT SHOW" AIRS. I WANT -- I WANT EVERYONE TO STAND UP, AND JUST TAKE THEIR
ROWDY RAGS, AND JUST WHIP IT AROUND BUT I WANT TO -- SINCE THEY'RE
PLAYING THE ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS, I THINK THEY SHOULD GO -
* LET'S BEAT THE RAZORBACKS RAZORBACKS RAZORBACKS * [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
* LET'S BEAT THE RAZORBACKS RAZORBACKS RAZORBACKS * *
* WE'LL BEA THE RAZORBACK KIDS BEAT THE RAZORBACK KID
BEAT ARKANSAS * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE LAUGHING.
WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT >> Steve: THAT SEEMS LIKE A LOT.
>> Jimmy: WAIT, WAIT - [ LAUGHTER ] YOU -- YOU THINK THAT THE
STUDENTS - >> Steve: AND THE HARMONIES? YOU WANT 'EM TO GET THE
HARMONIES IN THERE >> Jimmy: YOU THINK THE KIDS WON'T STAND UP AT 11:35 --
>> Steve: OH, NO THEY WILL. I'M NOT SAYING THEY WON'T, BUT
IT -- I DON'T THINK IT'LL SOUND LIKE THAT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IT MIGHT BE TOO TRICKY SO AT 11:20 -- 11:35 -
>> Steve: 11:35. >> Jimmy: DEFINITELY 11:35 STAND UP, AND WHAT I WOULD LIKE
YOU TO TRY -- AGAIN, IF WE CAN -- CAN WE SEE IF WE CAN DO IT
ALL RIGHT. AND THE ARKANSAS FAN, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO IT.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN SIT IN QUIET PROTEST [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
ONE, TWO - * LET'S BEAT THE RAZORBACKS RAZORBACKS RAZORBACKS *
* LET'S BEAT THE RAZORBACKS RAZORBACKS RAZORBACK WE'LL BEAT
THE RAZORBACK KIDS * * BEAT -- * STOP
STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP ABSOLUTELY NO. [ LAUGHTER ]
DISASTER COMPLETE DISASTER. >> Steve: WELL, IT'S A HIGH
HARMONY. >> Jimmy: IT'S A COMPLETE DISASTER
>> Steve: GET RID OF THAT HIGH HARMONY. >> Jimmy: THEY'RE NEVER GOING
TO DO IT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: RIGHT.
AND SOMEBODY'S GONNA HAVE TO YELL "ONE, TWO, THREE," YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
>> Jimmy: THAT'S IT? >> Steve: WELL, JUST GO -- YEAH -
>> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD AND GO, "ONE, TWO, THREE," AND
DON'T SAY ANYTHING >> Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH AND THEN QUIET >> Steve: RIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO AT 11:35 -- I'M CHANGING IT UP.
>> Steve: SO AT 11:35 -- 11:34 -- >> Jimmy: WHEN IT GOES DOWN TO
11:40 -- AND THEY'RE LIKE, "OH, HERE IT COMES --" 11:37, 11:36, 11:35 --
>> Steve: BOOM >> Jimmy: GO, "ONE, TWO, THREE!
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 'KAY THAT'S WHAT THEY'LL DO
>> Steve: THERE WE GO. >> Jimmy: FORGET ABOUT THE OTHER ONE.
IT'S TOO CONFUSING I APOLOGIZE. I APOLOGIZE.
THAT WAS -- YEAH, WHY WOULD -- >> Steve: IT WAS GOOD HEART. >> Jimmy: IT'S TOMORROW NIGHT.
IT'S TOMORROW NIGHT, THEY'RE PLAYING. >> Steve: WHAT TIME?
>> Jimmy: UH, YOU'VE GOT TO CHECK YOUR LOCAL LISTINGS. >> Steve: OKAY
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I THINK TOMORROW -- DO WE KNOW WHAT TIME THEY PLAY
7:00 PM. >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: ON THE DOT
BUT "AT 7:00" DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING TO ME, 'CAUSE IT'S WHEN THE CLOCK GOES DOWN
TO 11:35 - >> Steve: EACH >> Jimmy: EACH HALF.
>> Steve: YES. >> Jimmy: YOU GOT TWO OPPORTUNITIES.
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: STUDENTS, IF YOU'RE ROOTING FOR YOUR TEAM,
GONZAGA -- IF YOU'RE ROOTING FOR THE BULLDOGS, YOU -- I WANT YOU TO
GO - 11:36, 11:35, "ONE, TWO, THREE!
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE LOOK AT YOUR PHONE -- LOOK AT YOUR PHONE OR SOMETHING, DO
WHATEVER YOU WANT. >> Steve: LOOK AT YOUR PHONE, CHECK YOUR MESSAGES, CHECK FOR
YOUR KEYS. >> Jimmy: ACT LIKE -- YEAH, LIKE -- YES.
YEAH, EXACTLY, THAT'S WHAT I WANT >> Steve: AND THEN IMAGINARILY
TALK TO SOMEBODY >> Jimmy: AND GO ZAGS. GO ZAGS, EVERYBODY
WE GOT -- WE GOT THIS, COME ON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE GOT THIS.
SWEET SIXTEEN, BABY. I --- GUYS, I HAVE A BOOK OUT -- COMING OUT, CALLED
"NANA" -- "NANA LOVES YOU MORE." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS. THIS ONE -- THIS ONE'S $17.99.
>> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: YEAH 1,799 --
>> Steve: WOW, OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LOOK AT WHAT YOU GOT
HERE >> Steve: THAT'S A LOT OF PAGES, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS THICKNESS. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND IN THERE - BUT THIS -- THIS IS THE NEW -- IN THIS SERIES, YOU HAVE DADA,
YOU HAVE MAMA, BABY, NANA. BUT I'M GOING TO GET INTO IT I WANTED TO HAVE A THEME WEEK,
A NANA THEME WEEK. NEXT WEEK, IS ALL -- WE'RE GOING TO CELEBRATE GRANDMAS
AROUND THE COUNTRY AND WE LOVE GRANDMAS AND SO, CHECK OUR SOCIALS.
WE'RE GOING TO -- WE MIGHT NEED YOUR GRANDMAS TO PARTICIPATE, AND DO SOMETHING FUN FOR OUR
SHOW [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SO, CHECK THE @FALLONTONIGHT OR
@JIMMYFALLON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S GONNA BE FUN.
YEAH THAT -- WAS A BAD IDEA. ALL RIGHT, SO GOOD SO DO "ONE, TWO, THREE,"
SILENCE. >> Steve: SILENCE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, PERFECT.
GOD, THERE'S SO MUCH GOING ON. DID YOU GUYS -- DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE VOLKSWAGEN RECALL?
>> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT GOOD. HERE, CHECK THIS OUT
IMPACTING THOUSANDS OF DRIVERS VOLKSWAGEN RECALLING MORE THAN
200,00 SUVs IN THE U.S REPORTS FOUND FAULTY WIRING COULD CAUSE PROBLEMS WITH
AIRBAGS, WINDOWS, AND BRAKES >> Tariq: WHAT -- WHAT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AW MAN, I JUST BOUGHT A VOLKSWAGEN SUV >> Jimmy: OH, SORRY ABOUT THAT,
TARIQ. >> Tariq: IT'S OKAY. I HAVE -- STILL HAVE MY TRUSTY
KIA. I LOVE THAT CAR. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: "OH," WHAT
>> Jimmy: ROLL THE CLIP.
>> A MASSIVE NEW RECALL
AFFECTING MORE THAN 400,000 KIA OWNERS THE DANGEROUS ISSUE THAT COULD
CAUSE THE AIRBAGS TO FAIL. >> Tariq: FAIL [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AW, MAN, YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M SORRY ABOUT
THAT TARIQ >> Tariq: NOW, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET AROUND THIS
WEEKEND? IT'S MY SON'S BIG BIRTHDAY PARTY.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S NICE. THAT'S NICE.
WHAT -- WHAT DID YOU GET HIM >> Tariq: OH, THEY'RE REALLY COOL
THEY'RE THESE THINGS CALLED DIGIDOTS MAGNETIC BALLS.
MAGNETIC BALLS ARE BEING RECALLED [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Tariq: COME ON. >> Jimmy: I'M SORRY, TARIQ, I'M SORRY.
I'M SURE YOU'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. >> Tariq: I MEAN, I GUESS I
COULD MAKE HIM HIS FAVORITE BREAKFAST. HE LOVES KROGER BRANDED
BUTTERMILK PANCAKE AND WAFFLE MIX. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> THE FDA JUST ISSUED A RECALL OF KROGER BRANDED BUTTERMILK
PANCAKE AND WAFFLE MIX [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: FINE
BUT I'LL JUST CHECK MY FRIDGE AND GIVE HIM SOME CRUNCHY SLAW WITH CHICKEN, AND CRISPY
NOODLES, AND PEANUT DRESSING
MORNING.
USDA JUST ISSUED A WARNING ABOUT THE CRUNCHY SLAW WITH CHICKEN, CRISPY NOODLES AND
PEANUT DRESSING. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: I'M RUNNING OUT OF
OPTIONS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AT THIS POINT, HE'S GETTING THE
LOTION ON THE BATHROOM COUNTER
>> A RECALL ALERT ABOUT
A LOTION A LOT OF FOLKS HAVE ON THEIR BATHROOM COUNTERS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Tariq: I'M OVER IT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] MY SON ISN'T GETTING ANYTHING
FOR HIS BIRTHDAY >> Jimmy: OH, COME ON, COME ON THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING YOU
CAN DO >> Tariq: NOPE I'M DONE
HE'S GOING TO PLAY WITH HIS OLD TOYS AND LIKE IT >> Jimmy: WELL, WHAT'S HIS
FAVORITE OLD TOY >> Tariq: HIS B. TOYS WALK AND LEARN WOODEN ACTIVITY TODDLE
WALKER, OF COURSE. [ LAUGHTER ]
TO TAKE NOTE OF IS THE B. TOYS WALK AND LEARN WOODEN ACTIVITY TODDLER WALKER
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Tariq: THAT'S IT! GOD [ BLEEP ]!
I'M OVER THIS [ BLEEP ]! >> Jimmy: OKAY, COME ON NOW, COME ON, HEY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON NOW. TARIQ, CALM DOWN
WE'RE GOING TO GET TARIQ TO CALM DOWN. STICK AROUND
WE'RE SINGING TIKTOK DUETS WITH JOE JONAS WHEN WE COME BACK. TARIQ, I'M SORRY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * JUST WEARING SUNGLASSES
INSIDE'S HARD TO SEE ARE YOU ASKING IF I' WHAT HE NEEDS OR REVERSE *
* SEE THIS IS WHY I WANTED US TO REHEARSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK
WE'RE ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING FUN. BUT I'M GOING TO NEED SOME
HELP HE IS A MUSIC SUPERSTAR AND ONE OF THE JUDGES ON THE NEW SHOW
"BECOMING A POPSTAR," WHICH PREMIERES MARCH 24th AT 10:00 P.M. ON MTV.
PLEASE WELCOME JOE JONAS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: THAT'S JOE JONAS RIGHT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT JOE AND I ARE ABOUT TO DO
SOMETHING BRAND NEW. THIS IS "TIKTOK DUETS. LET'S CHECK THIS OUT
* TIKTOK DUET TIKTOK DUETS
YEAH * >> Jimmy: NOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE ON TIKTOK POST VIDEOS WHERE
THEY START SINGING A SONG AND THEN LEAVE THE SECOND VERSE EMPTY.
AND ANYONE CAN FILM THE NEXT VERSE WITH THEIR OWN MADE UP LYRICS TO DUET WITH THEM
IT'S CALLED "OPEN VERSE CHALLENGE. SO, WE'RE GOING TO DO THAT
RIGHT NOW, OKAY? I'M GOING TO START US OFF. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
MY FIRST DUET IS CALLED -- THE FIRST DUET IS CALLED "DON'T TEXT ME WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK" BY
STACEY RYAN. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
WHEN YOU'RE DRUN OOH * * OR DON'T TEXT M
AT ALL * * * I'M SORRY FOR THE TEX
THAT I SENT YOU* * LATE LAST NIGHT AT 2:00 A.M.*
* I GUESS IT DIDN'T MAK MUCH SENSE WHEN I SAID * [ JIBBERISH
* I JUST EXPECTED IT TO AUTOCORRECT IT * * AND THEN I SENT A TEX
THAT WAS LONGE THAN BEFORE * * IT SAID, HEY WHAT'S U
FQ7834 * * SO, WHEN YOU LOOKED AT YOUR PHONE *
* TO FIND 40 TEXTS AN EIGHT MISSED FACETIMES * * IT MAKES SENS
I'VE BEEN BLOCKED * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THAT WAS GOOD
>> Jimmy: I GOT TWO THUMBS UP. >> SHE LIKED IT. >> Jimmy: OKAY
IT'S YOUR TURN YOUR TIKTOK DUET IS CALLED "CLOSER" BY TRISTAN PRICE.
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: WHENEVER WE'RE READY
I WANNA GET TO KNOW YA * * SO COME A LITTLE CLOSER 'CAUSE BABY, TONIGHT
I JUST WANT YA * * * WAIT I THOUGHT WE WER
ALREADY PRETTY TIGHT * * WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHE SINCE WE WERE FIVE *
* OUR MOMS ARE IN THE SAME BOOK CLUB * * BABY PHOTOS OF US
IN THE SAME BATHTUB * * AND YOU HAVE AL OF MY LOGINS*
* NETFLIX, HULU, AN SOMETHING CALLED WATCH IT * * YOU KNOW ABOUT MY
LOWER BACK BIRTHMARK * * I THOUGHT THA MADE US PRETTY CLOSE *
* BUT I GUESS NOT NO NO NO NO * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: YOUR LOWER BACK -- YOUR LOWER BACK BIRTHMARK?
>> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S THE FIRST TIME I TOLD
EVERYONE ON TV >> Jimmy: OUR MOM'S IN THE SAME BOOK CLUB.
COME ON. I GUESS WE AREN'T AS CLOSE AS YOU THOUGHT.
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. THIS LAST ONE, WE'RE GOING TO DO A TIKTOK DUET TOGETHER.
OUR LAST SONG -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE -- IS "ALL FOR YOU" BY
CIAN DUCROT. HERE WE GO
A LITTLE TOO LATE * * TO BE WHAT YOU NEEDED BUT I HOPE THAT HE IS *
* * WAIT ARE YOU TALKIN TO HIM OR TO ME *
* 'CAUSE WEARING SUNGLASSES INSIDE'S HARD TO SEE * [ LAUGHTER ]
* ARE YOU ASKING IF I'M WHAT HE NEEDS OR REVERSE * * SEE, THIS IS WHY I WANTED
US TO REHEARSE * [ LAUGHTER ] * HE SAID HE'D BE LAT
THAT'S THOUGHTFU NOT RUDE * * BUT WHAT DO WE CALL A
DUET WITH THREE DUDES * * JOE, YOU'RE A JONAS BR
I SHOULD ASK YOU * * THREE DUDES THREE DUDES *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WE DID IT.
JOE JONAS. MORE WITH JOE JONAS AFTER THE BREAK!
* STICK AROUN WE'LL BE RIGHT BAC WITH THE SHOW *
>> YOU KNOW WHAT THE PANDEMIC, MAN, LET ME TELL
YOU. I LOST 70 POUNDS >> Jimmy: HOLY -
GOOD FOR YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> PEOPLE ASK ME ALL THE TIME,
>> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS A JONAS BROTHER AND ALSO THE FRONT MAN OF THE BAND
D.N.C.E. YOU CAN SEE HIM AS A JUDGE ON THE NEW SHOW "BECOMING A
A POPSTAR," WHICH PREMIERES TOMORROW AT 10:00 P.M. ON MTV. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME,
JOE JONAS!
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: A LITTLE GIN AND
JUICE. A LITTLE TANQUERAY FOR YOU NOW, COME ON
>> NO, LOOK AT THAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. THE ROOTS DON'T DISAPPOINT
JOE JONAS RIGHT THERE. THANK YOU SO MUCH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU LOOK FANTASTIC THANK YOU FOR COMING ON. >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR HAVING ME. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR DOING "TIKTOK DUETS" WITH US
>> FIRST TIME EVER >> Jimmy: YEAH EXACTLY, YEAH.
AND OBVIOUSLY NOT REHEARSED. THAT'S GREAT >> NOT REHEARSED AT ALL.
>> Jimmy: THERE'S A LOT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE NEW
SHOW I WANT TO TALK ABOUT NEW MUSIC I WANT TO TALK ABOUT JONAS
BROTHERS' LAS VEGAS RESIDENCY. >> VEGAS RESIDENCY >> Jimmy: DUDE, THIS IS
SOMETHING -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IF I WERE AS TALENTED AS YOU
ARE, AND I WAS -- I WAS IN A A GREAT BAND, I WOULD WANT A A RESIDENCY IN LAS VEGAS
THAT'S, LIKE, A DREAM FOR ME >> WELL, FOR US, IT WAS JUST, "HOW DO WE GET CLOSER TO
CELINE DION? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WE ALL ASK OURSELVES
THAT QUESTION. >> WE ALL ASK OURSELVES EVERY DAY.
WE JUST -- WE SAW AN OPENING AND TRYING TO BALANCE THREE BROTHERS' SCHEDULES WAS GETTING
CHALLENGING. WE SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S GO TO VEGAS FINALLY.
SO, WE'RE SO EXCITED, AND IT SEEMS LIKE THE FANS ARE PRETTY EXCITED OUT THERE TO COME.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THIS IS A -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE -- FIVE-NIGHT RESIDENCY AT
DOLBY LIVE AT PARK MGM, JUNE 3rd -- JUNE 3rd, 4th, 9th, 10th, AND 11th
>> THANK YOU I ACTUALLY DIDN'T KNOW THE DATES.
SO, THAT'S PERFECT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH
THAT'S MY JOB. AND YOU GO THERE AND YOU'RE LIVING THERE.
>> WE'RE PRETTY MUCH GOING TO BE THERE FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS IT'S A DANGEROUS GAME.
>> Jimmy: YEAH BUT, ANOTHER COOL THING ABOUT VEGAS FOR YOU IS YOU GOT
MARRIED IN VEGAS >> WE DID GET MARRIED IN VEGAS >> Jimmy: AND THIS IS --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WE HAD TO GET LEGALLY MARRIED IN THE STATES.
AND SO, IT WAS EITHER COURTHOUSE OR DO SOMETHING FUN AND INVITE A BUNCH OF FRIENDS.
IT HAPPENED TO BE -- I THINK IT WAS THE BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS SO, WE INVITED WHOEVER WAS
THERE AND A BUNCH OF RANDOMS THAT WERE JUST WALKING BY. IT'S -- "HEY, YOU WANT TO COME
TO OUR WEDDING TONIGHT?" SO, I'M NOT SURE THEY REALLY BELIEVED IT OR NOT
ESPECIALLY BECAUSE DIPLO PUT DOG FILTERS ON OUR FACE, PUT IT ON INSTAGRAM
>> Jimmy: YES, I REMEMBER THAT >> AND IT WAS -- IT WAS A LOT OF FUN
WE JUST KIND OF SAID, "LET'S JUST GO FOR IT." >> Jimmy: YOU HAD AN ELVIS
IMPERSONATOR THERE >> YEAH, THE ELVIS IMPERSONATOR MARRIED US
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO. YES. >> BUT WE MADE A PRETTY CRUCIAL
MISTAKE. EVERYONE SIGNED NDAs EXCEPT ELVIS.
AND HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING CRAZY. BUT, WE WOKE UP, AND WE TURN ON
THE LOCAL NEWS AND THERE HE IS. HE'S LIKE, "YEAH, SO THEN, AS
THEY WALKED DOWN THE AISLE --" >> Jimmy: HE DOING INTERVIEWS? >> HE'S DOING INTERVIEWS
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT IS FANTASTIC. [ APPLAUSE ]
THE ELVIS IMPERSONATOR IS THE GUY THAT'S TELLING ALL THE PRESS WHAT HAPPENED.
>> AND WE ALSO HAVE RING POPS AS OUR WEDDING RINGS >> Jimmy: YES.
>> AND HE WAS TRYING TO SELL THE RING POP WRAPPERS ON EBAY. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHY NOT? ABSOLUTELY WHY NOT?
THAT IS FANTASTIC. YOU KNOW, ONE OF THE COOL THINGS -- YOUR LAST TOUR, IS --
AT THE OPENING YOU GOT MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY NARRATED THE VIDEO THAT PLAYED BEFORE
YOU GUYS WALKED OUT EVERY NIGHT. WHAT WAS THE CONNECTION WITH
MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY AND YOU GUYS >> SO, WE WANTED TO HAVE SOME
SORT OF SUPER BOWL-ESQUE INTRO FOR OUR BEGINNING OF OUR SHOW. SO, WE ALL PUT OUR PHONES ON
THE TABLE AND SAID, "OKAY, WHO'S THE MOST FAMOUS PERSON WE HAVE IN OUR PHONEBOOK HERE?"
AND I SHOT SOMETHING WITH MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY -- OR McCONAUGHEY, BECAUSE I THINK HE
LIKES TO REFER TO HIMSELF AS McCONAUGHEY. >> Jimmy: McCONAUGHEY.
>> SO, I GO THOUGH - >> Jimmy: "WHAT McCONAUGHEY THINKS."
>> I WIN I GAVE HIM A CALL. I SAID, "LOOK, THIS IS WHAT
WE'RE DOING. I PITCHED HIM THE IDEA BUT THE WAY I PITCHED HIM THE
IDEA WAS KIND OF FUNNY I -- WE HAD A FRIEND WHO DOES A PRETTY GOOD IMPERSONATION OF
McCONAUGHEY, TO DO A VOICE NOTE LIKE HIM SO I -- DON'T KNOW WHY THAT I
THOUGHT THIS WOULD WORK. BUT I SENT HIM, PRETTY MUCH, AN IMPERSONATOR OF HIMSELF AND WAS
LIKE, "WILL YOU RERECORD THIS? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "BUT IF YOU SAY NO,
WE'RE JUST GOING TO USE THIS." IT'S LIKE, "UP TO YOU, BUD." YEAH
>> "IF YOU SAY NO, WE JUST GONNA DO THIS. BUT HE WAS KIND ENOUGH TO DO
IT >> Jimmy: HE'S A GOOD SPORT. >> HE'S A GREAT SPORT.
AND I NOW LISTEN TO IT BEFORE I DO ANYTHING IMPORTANT. LIKE DENTIST WORK, I WILL
LISTEN TO McCONAUGHEY, GET ME PUMPED UP. >> Jimmy: PUMPED UP, YEAH.
OF COURSE. >> COMING HERE, I WAS IN THE BACK, THAT'S WHAT I WAS
LISTENING TO THAT'S WHY I'M LATE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, BECAUSE YOU
WERE JUST LISTENING TO MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY, YEAH. >> HE'S ACTUALLY -- I GOT HIM
IN PERSON THOUGH HE'S BACKSTAGE RIGHT NOW >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE TRAVELS WITH
YOU. >> HE TRAVELS WITH ME, YEAH. >> Jimmy: "JOE, YOU GOT TO GET
PUMPED UP TO DO FALLON McCONAUGHEY SAYS --" YEAH, I CAN'T DO THE
IMPERSONATION. I DO WANT TO MENTION THAT YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING COOL.
YOU'RE WORKING WITH TANQUERAY. >> YES >> Jimmy: BUT YOU'RE WORKING
WITH TANQUERAY AND THE SHOW "BRIDGERTON. >> YES
>> Jimmy: AT THE SAME TIME [ CHEERS ] >> THE OBVIOUS COLLABORATION
>> Jimmy: YEAH HOW DOES THAT COME TOGETHER? >> WELL, I'VE WORKED WITH
TANQUERAY IN THE PAST. WE'VE SHOT SOME FUN THINGS WE DID A WEATHERMAN SKIT
WHERE -- YOU GOT TO SEE IT, I GUESS IT'S ON YOUTUBE OR SOMEWHERE
OR MYSPACE >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
MYSPACE. >> AND I ALSO -- I LOVE "BRIDGERTON" SO IT WAS EXCITING
TO DO THIS AND ME AND MY BROTHERS HAVE BEEN COMPARED TO THE BRIDGERTON
BROTHERS QUITE A BIT >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU HAVE I MEAN, I HAVE A PHOTO HERE.
THIS IS THE BRIDGERTON BROTHERS RIGHT HERE AND THIS IS --
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NOW, IF YOU GUYS CAME OUT --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHO KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SEE AT THE VEGAS RESIDENCY
BUT IF YOU CAME OUT DRESSED LIKE THIS -- >> I TRIED THE WARDROBE ON, AND
IT'S PRETTY COMFORTABLE. I'VE GOT TO SAY. >> Jimmy: ACTUALLY, WE MOCKED
UP WHAT -- [ LAUGHTER ] NOW, I'M JUST GOING TO WARN
EVERYONE, YOU CAN'T UNSEE THIS, OKAY [ LAUGHTER ]
SO, THIS IS YOU GUYS IF YOU WERE THE BRIDGERTON BROTHERS >> OH, WOW
>> Jimmy: AND -- NOT BAD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THIS IS PRETTY DEAD ON.
THERE'S A GOOD HEIGHT TO NICK'S HAIR THAT I LIKE I THINK HE SHOULD --
>> Jimmy: IT'S REALLY GOOD >> HE DEFINITELY IS GIVING THAT, "WHAT DID YOU SAY?
>> Jimmy: I'M REGAL! WHAT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW
SHOW TOO >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO IT'S MTV,
"BECOMING A POPSTAR. I LOVE ALL THESE SHOWS, BUT HERE'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT THIS.
IT'S THE VOCAL TALENTS EVERYONE IS FROM TIKTOK. >> TIKTOK.
IT'S THE THEME OF THE DAY. >> Jimmy: IT REALLY IS THE THEME OF THE SHOW.
WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS BUT, I WAS THINKING IF TIKTOK WAS AROUND WHEN YOU GUYS WERE
STARTING OUT, YOU WOULD HAVE DESTROYED. YOU WOULD HAVE RULED TIKTOK.
>> I WAS GOING TO SAY RUINED IT >> Jimmy: NO, NO
SORRY, NO. RULED IT RULED IT
RULED. >> I THINK WE WOULD HAVE FIGURED OUT SOME FUN THINGS.
WE'RE NOT BIG DANCERS, BUT BACK IN THE DAY, ME AND MY BROTHERS WOULD ALWAYS BE ASKED BY OUR
RECORD LABEL AT THE TIME, "HEY, CAN YOU -- CAN YOU ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO GO OUT THERE AND
LISTEN TO YOUR MUSIC, GO BUY THIS ALBUM, BLAH, BLAH --" AND WE'RE LIKE, "WE JUST DON'T
FEEL RIGHT BEING, LIKE, A SALESMAN ON CAMERA." SO, WE'D COME UP WITH FUN
VIDEOS AND POST THEM ON OUR MYSPACE OR YOUTUBE >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU WERE ON
MYSPACE. >> MYSPACE >> Jimmy: HERE'S WHAT I LOVE
ABOUT -- I ACTUALLY HAVE A PHOTO OF YOU AND YOUR BROTHERS ON MYSPACE
>> OH, GOD [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: CAN YOU JUST
EXPLAIN -- JUST EXPLAIN WHAT THIS IS? [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> SO, THAT -- I WROTE THIS. I KNOW BECAUSE I ALMOST RAN OUT
OF ROOM SO YOU CAN SEE, I'M LIKE - I GOT THE R-S IN THERE
>> Jimmy: THE JONAS BROTHERS YEAH >> THIS IS WHERE I WAS STUMPED
WHEN WE LOOKED BACK IN THE ARCHIVES WE POSTED THIS ON OUR MYSPACE,
SO - >> Jimmy: YOU'RE PROMOTING - >> WE'RE PROMOTING -
IT WASN'T AN AD. THERE WASN'T ADS YET >> Jimmy: YOU ALREADY HAD TO
HAVE BEEN ON MYSPACE TO SEE YOU AD FOR MYSPACE >> YOU ALREADY FOLLOWED US
SO YOU GOING THERE TO SEE -- >> Jimmy: THE ONLY WAY TO SEE THIS -
>> JUST LETTING YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW. >> Jimmy: YOU ARE HERE
IT'S LIKE A MAP IN A SHOPPING MALL WITH A STAR THAT SAYS "YOU ARE HERE."
YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, THAT'S WHERE I THOUGHT I WAS. GOOD, I'M SO HAPPY."
I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS VERY FUN >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU GOT TO SEE
SOME NEW, YOUNG TALENT I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP FROM YOUR SHOW
HERE'S JOE JONAS IN "BECOMING A POPSTAR. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
SEALED THE DEAL. I'M LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, WHAT?
>> IT'S A REAL CUP OF JOE. >> I GREW UP LISTENING TO THE JONAS BROTHERS
AND HE IS MY FAVORITE JONAS BROTHER. SO, I KIND OF FREAKED OUT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WHAT'S UP, BOSTON >> SORRY, BUDDY.
>> TO BE A MENTOR AND SPEAK TO A YOUNG ARTIST WHO WANTS TO DO THIS AS THEIR PROFESSION, I
LOVE IT. I HAVE A LOT OF EXPERIENCE TO SHARE.
>> THIS IS INSANE, LIKE, THE FACT THAT YOU'RE STANDING IN FRONT OF US RIGHT NOW.
>> I DON'T WANT TO FANGIRL TOO MUCH, BUT JOE JONAS? COME ON.
HE'S, LIKE, ONE OF THE BIGGEST CELEBRITIES IN THE WORLD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: NOW THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
"BECOMING A POPSTAR," MTV TOMORROW AT 10 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
JOE, YOU'VE BEEN PERFORMING FOR MOST OF YOUR LIFE, AND YOU HAVE A VERY SPECIFIC WAY THAT YOU
WARM UP BEFORE A SHOW. >> RIGHT IT'S QUITE A FEW THINGS.
YOU KNOW, DO THE NORMAL JUMPING JACKS, PUSH-UPS, SOMEBODY SLAPS YOU IN THE FACE.
BUT THERE'S ALSO -- FOR A COUPLE YEARS NOW, I LIKE TO DO A VERY THEATRICAL VERSION OF
"ALL STAR" BY SMASH MOUTH. AND I FIND IT REALLY WARMS MY VOCALS UP.
IT GETS ME IN THE RIGHT MINDSET. >> Jimmy: "ALL STAR," WE LOVE
THAT SONG BY SMASH MOUTH BUT, WE ALSO HAVE A MICROPHONE HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WELL. IF I MUST.
>> Jimmy: YOU MUST PLEASE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> IT LOOKS LIKE THERE'S TWO MUSICAL GUESTS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT.
* SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME * * I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL
IN THE SHED * * SHE WAS LOOKING KIND OF DUMB *
* WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB * * IN THE SHAPE OF AN
ON HER FOREHEAD * * WELL THE YEAR START COMING *
* AND THEY DON' STOP COMING * * FED TO THE RULES AND
HIT THE GROUND RUNNING * * DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN *
* YOUR BRAIN GETS SMART BUT YOUR HEAD IT GETS DUMB * * SO MUCH TO DO
SO MUCH TO SEE * * SO WHAT'S WRONG WIT TAKING THE BACK STREETS *
* YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T GO * * YOU'LL NEVER SHIN
IF YOU DON'T GLOW * * HEY NOW YOU'RE AN ALL-STAR *
* GET YOUR GAME O GO PLAY * * HEY NOW
YOU'RE A ROCK STAR * * GET THE SHOW ON GET PAID *
* AND ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD * * ONLY SHOOTING STARS
BREAK THE MOLD * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
JOE JONAS, EVERYBODY "BECOMING A POPSTAR" PREMIERES TOMORROW AT 10:00 P.M. ON MTV.
GABRIEL IGLESIAS JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND
THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN WHO IS CURRENTLY ON HIS
"GABRIEL 'FLUFFY' IGLESIAS BACK ON WORLD TOUR," AND HE'LL BE PERFORMING AT DODGER STADIUM
MAY 6th AND 7th. PLEASE WELCOME GABRIEL IGLESIAS
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: FLUFFY IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT
SHOW," BUD >> THANK YOU, MAN. I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE PEOPLE
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S AMAZING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THEY'RE SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU.
YOU LOOK GREAT, BUDDY. >> YOU KNOW WHAT THE PANDEMIC, MAN.
LET ME TELL YOU, I LOST 70 POUNDS. >> Jimmy: HOLY -- GOOD FOR YOU
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH. PEOPLE ASK ME ALL THE TIME,
"WHAT'S YOUR SECRET? I SAID, "IT'S NO SECRET. THEY CLOSED ALL THE
RESTAURANTS. [ LAUGHTER ] AND I'M STILL WEARING THE SAME
SHIRT THAT I WAS WEARING WHEN I WAS STILL 70 POUNDS HEAVIER BECAUSE I PLAN TO EAT AGAIN.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS -- THE LAST TIME YOU WERE ON OUR SHOW --
YOU LOOKED SHARP, BUDDY. BUT HERE'S YOU BACKSTAGE >> OH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH LOOK AT THAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: I'D NEVER -- IT'S RARE TO SEE YOU IN A SUIT. >> THE ONE AND ONLY TIME I EVER
WORE A SUIT WAS ON YOUR SHOW BECAUSE THE TIME BEFORE THAT I WAS WEARING SHORTS AND I HEARD
YOU MAKE A COMMENT ABOUT, "THANKS FOR DRESSING UP. AND I'M LIKE, "OH.
AND MY FAMILY SAW THE SHOW AND THEY WERE LIKE - [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE
AND I'M LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I GET IT I GET IT."
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT YEAH, EXACTLY RIGHT, YEAH. >> YEAH, YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT
SHE'S SAYING [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT SHE'S SAYING
>> Jimmy: SOMETHING AROUND THAT, YEAH >> SO I SAID, "WHEN I COME
BACK, IF I GET INVITED BACK," I GO, "I'M GOING TO GO ALL OUT AND I'M GOING TO WEAR A SUIT."
AND -- PUT THE PICTURE UP -- I HAD A LITTLE BIT OF AN ISSUE THIS IS YOUR WARDROBE AREA, AND
THESE TWO -- YOU KNOW, I THINK THEY STILL WORK HERE >> Jimmy: YES.
>> APPARENTLY WHAT HAPPENED IS I HAD A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION, OKAY
YEAH, BECAUSE I NEVER WORE PANTS. CLEARLY -- I DID IT TODAY.
BUT THE PANT LEG RIPPED. AND SO, THERE WAS -- YOU KNOW, I WAS BRINGING SEXY BACK THAT
DAY. >> Jimmy: BEFORE THE SHOW? >> AS YOU WERE GETTING READY TO
INTRODUCE ME, AND SO WE HAD TO STOP EVERYTHING AND I HAD TO GO IN THE BACK AND THEY HAD TO SEW
IT UP AND FIX ME UP AND TAPE ME TOGETHER I MEAN, LOOK AT ME RIGHT -- I
DON'T WEAR -- SOME PEOPLE WEAR SUITS AND THEY LOOK NICE, OKAY AND SOME LOOK LIKE AFFORDABLE
LAWYERS. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO YOU LOOK -- COME ON. NO, NO, NO
>> A LOW BUDGET SECRET SERVICE GUY RIGHT THERE. [ LAUGHTER ]
I DON'T KNOW HOW HE GOT SHOT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I ALMOST WANT TO SAY
"LOOK AT YOU NOW," BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE PERFORMING AT DODGER STADIUM, THE FIRST
COMEDIAN EVER TO PERFORM AT DODGER STADIUM [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
IT'S ALREADY SOLD OUT. YOU'RE ADDING LIKE ANOTHER SECOND SHOW OR SOMETHING
THIS IS AN AUDIENCE OF 40,000 PEOPLE. >> I KNOW.
I'M LIKE THE BAD BUNNY OF COMEDY [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT THIS >> IT'S A FLUFFY BUNNY
IT'S - [ LAUGHTER ] IF WE EVER DO A COLLAB, IT'S
GOING TO BE PERFECT. FLUFFY BAD BUNNY, YEAH >> Jimmy: FLUFFY BAD BUNNY,
YEAH >> IT'S SURREAL BECAUSE IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, WHENEVER I TELL
PEOPLE I'M DOING DODGER STADIUM, THEY'RE LIKE, "YOU SINGING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM?
ARE YOU CLEANING IT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" AND I'M LIKE, "NO, I'M
PERFORMING." THEY'RE LIKE, "DO THEY HAVE, LIKE, A SMALL ROOM?"
AND I'M LIKE, "IT'S LIKE THE SUPER BOWL FOR A COMEDIAN," YOU KNOW
>> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE IT IS >> AND NOT EVERYBODY GETS TO
PLAY THE SUPER BOWL, SO I FEEL VERY FORTUNATE THAT IT'S HAPPENING AND IT'S HAPPENING IN
MY HOMETOWN AND YEAH, IT'S ALREADY -- >> Jimmy: WELL DONE, BUDDY
YOU PUT THE WORK IN AND, MAN, YOU'RE FUNNY IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT
CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT. IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE IT'S BEYOND A DREAM.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HOW CAN YOU EVEN DREAM ABOUT THAT
>> YEAH, YOU KNOW, YOU SAY, "HOW CAN YOU DREAM OF SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
BECAUSE PEOPLE ASK ME ALL THE TIME, "DID YOU EVER THINK THAT IT COULD GET THIS BIG?
AND I'M LIKE, "NO, MY ONLY GOAL IN LIFE WHEN I FIRST STARTED DOING STANDUP WAS I JUST WANT
TO PAY MY RENT >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW, BECAUSE PEOPLE
ALWAYS SAY, "REACH FOR THE STARS. IT'S UNREALISTIC
YOU WHAT I'M SAYING? I TELL PEOPLE "REACH FOR THE SECOND FLOOR."
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, AND THIS WAY IF YOU END UP ON THE ROOF, YOU ARE AN OVER
ACHIEVER >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY CORRECT, YEAH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT IS -- YOU'RE GOING TO DEBUT SOMETHING EXCLUSIVELY
JUST FOR US TONIGHT. WHAT'S YOUR STORY BEHIND THESE COLLECTIBLES
>> SO, A COUPLE YEARS AGO I STARTED THIS BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP WITH A COMPANY
CALLED FUNKO >> Jimmy: YES. >> AND FUNKO HAS THESE POP
FIGURES, AND BASICALLY THEY'RE THE HOTTEST THING OUT THERE. EVERY YEAR COMIC-CON -- I MEAN,
YOU KNOW, MILLIONS OF THESE FIGURES HAVE BEEN SOLD AND THEY -- WHEN I APPROACHED
THEM TO SEE IF THERE WAS INTEREST IN HAVING A COMEDIAN POP, THEY'RE LIKE, "WELL, WE
DON'T HAVE A CATEGORY FOR COMEDIANS. AND I'M LIKE, "WELL, MAYBE WE
CAN START ONE. AND NEXT THING I KNOW, WE -- YOU KNOW, WE MADE A LITTLE DEAL
AND THEY CAME OUT WITH A FIGURE FOR ME BUT - >> Jimmy: IT'S SOLD OUT.
>> THIS ONE -- YES, I'VE SOLD A LOT OF THOSE >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> A LOT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: A LOT.
>> THANK YOU, FUNKO. BUT TO COMMEMORATE THE DODGERS STADIUM SHOW, FUNKO MADE ME
A SPECIAL ONE SPECIFICALLY FOR DODGER STADIUM AND IT COMES OUT THIS WEEK.
AND THIS IS THE FIRST TIME ANYONE'S GOING TO SEE IT >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO
QUEST, CAN I GET A LITTLE DRUM ROLL, PLEASE [ DRUMROLL ]
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, STADIUM FLUFFY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: STADIUM FLUFFY COME ON! CONGRATULATIONS, BUDDY
COULDN'T HAPPEN TO A BETTER GUY, MAN >> THANK YOU
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: GABRIEL IGLESIAS, EVERYBODY.
GO SEE HIM PERFORM AT DODGER STADIUM MAY 6th AND 7th. YOU LOOK GREAT, BY THE WAY
JUST TELL YOUR FAMILY. WOLF ALICE PERFORMS AFTER THE BREAK.
STICK AROUND EVERYBODY COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUESTS WON "BEST GROUP" AT THIS YEAR'S
BRIT AWARDS. PERFORMING "THE LAST MAN ON EARTH" FROM THEIR ALBUM "BLUE
WEEKEND," HERE'S WOLF ALICE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * WHO ARE YOU TO AS FOR ANYTHING MOR
DO YOU WAIT FOR YOUR DANCING LESSONS * * TO BE SENT FROM GOD
YOU'D LIKE HIS LIGHT TO SHINE ON YOU * * YOU'VE REALLY MISSE
A TRICK WHEN I COMES TO LOVE * * ALWAYS SEEKIN
WHAT YOU DON'T HAV LIKE WHAT YOU DO AIN'T ENOUGH *
* * YOU'D LIKE A LIGH TO SHINE ON YOU *
* AND EVERY BOOK YOU TAKE AND YOU DUST OFF FROM THE SHELF *
* HAS LINES BETWEEN LINES BETWEE LINES *
* THAT YOU READ * ABOUT YOURSELF BUT DOES A LIGHT
SHINE ON YOU * * AND WHEN YOUR FRIENDS ARE TALKIN
YOU HARDLY HEAR A WORD * * YOU WERE TH FIRST PERSON HER
AND THE LAST MAN ON THE EARTH * * BUT DOES A LIGH
SHINE ON YOU WHO ARE YOU TO ASK FOR ANYTHING ELSE *
* THE THING YOU SHOUL BE ASKING IS FOR HEL YOU'D LIKE A LIGHT
TO SHINE ON YOU * * LET IT SHINE ON YOU LET IT SHINE ON YOU *
* * *
* A PENNY FOR YOUR TRUT WILL I HEDGE MY BETS ON LOVE 'CAUSE IT'S LIES *
* AFTER LIE AFTER LIES BUT DO YOU EVE
FOOL YOURSELF * * AND THEN A LIGH SHINES ON YO
AND WHEN YOU FRIENDS ARE TALKING * * YOU HARDLY HEAR A WOR
YOU WERE THE FIRST PERSON HERE * * AND THE LAST MA
ON THE EARTH BUT THE LIGHT * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOLF ALICE CATCH THEM ON TOUR IN THE U.S.
NOW. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: BE SURE TO TUNE IN
TOMORROW NIGHT ETHAN HAWKE WILL BE ON THE SHOW
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JIM JEFFERIES WILL BE HERE AND WE'LL HAVE MUSIC FROM
YARD ACT PLUS ALL NEW "TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS
MY THANKS TO JOE JONAS, GABRIEL IGLESIAS, WOLF ALICE, AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE FROM
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY THANK YOU.