>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - SETH MEYERS.
CAMILLE COTTIN MUSICAL GUEST LIL DURK FEATURING FUTURE
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1615
>> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THAT FEELS SO GOOD THANK YOU.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'LL GIVE IT RIGHT BACK TO YOU THANK YOU AND WELCOME.
WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW.
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE AND THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HOT CROWD. >> Steve: HOT. >> Jimmy: WELL IT'S OFFICIALLY
THAT TIME OF YEAR. COLLEGE STUDENTS ARE ON SPRING BREAK.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I KNEW IT. IT'S THAT CRAZY FEW WEEKS WHEN
EVEN FLORIDA IS, LIKE, "I GOT TO GET OUT OF FLORIDA. [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S RIGHT, SPRING BREAK IS HERE, BUT I READ THAT DUE TO INFLATION, EVERYTHING FROM
FLIGHTS TO HOTELS TO FOOD IS MORE EXPENSIVE INSTEAD OF YELLING, "WE'RE
GOING TO DAYTONA BEACH," KIDS ARE GOING, "WE'RE GOING TO DAYTON, OHIO."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YEAH, THIS YEAR INSTEAD OF A A ROUND OF SHOTS YOU'LL BUY ONE
SHOT AND EVERYONE TAKES A LITTLE SIP [ LAUGHTER ]
SPEAKING OF COLLEGE, MARCH MADNESS IS HERE. [ CHEERS ]
I KNOW DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER SISTER JEAN
SHE'S THE NUN WHO CHEERS FOR LOYOLA-CHICAGO BASKETBALL TEAM SHE'LL BE ATTENDING THIS YEAR'S
TOURNAMENT AT 102 YEARS OLD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WOW.
IN FACT, SISTER JEAN WAS JUST ASKED ABOUT HER RETURN AND CHECK OUT WHAT SHE HAD TO SAY.
SHE SAID FIRST, "IT'S VERY EXCITING TO BE BACK AT THE NCAA TOURNAMENT."
THEN SHE ADDED, "I'M #TURNT TO WATCH MY GUCCI FAM POUND THESE DANK OPPS IN THE PAINT, AND
SIMP BOUGIE TEAMS LIKE YALE GET SMOKED, NO CAP." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
AND FINALLY, SHE SAID, "CUZ WHEN IT COMES TO A A CHAMPIONSHIP, I'M LOW-KEY
THIRSTY, AF! SKSKSKSK SHEESH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HUH. [ LAUGHTER ]
LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS THIS IS REALLY EXCITING. TODAY THE SENATE UNANIMOUSLY
PASSED A BILL TO MAKE DAYLIGHT-SAVINGS TIME PERMANENT!
OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES!
I DON'T THINK PEOPLE WERE THIS HAPPY WHEN PFIZER ANNOUNCED THEY HAD A VACCINE
[ LAUGHTER ] TODAY EVERYONE IN THE SENATE WAS LIKE, WHAT HAPPENS NOW
WE'VE NEVER PASSED A BILL BEFORE THIS IS WEIRD.
[ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, EVERY WALL CLOCK SAID, "BUT THAT'S THE ONLY TIME
YOU EVER TOUCH ME. [ LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU.
THAT'S MY ACTING THAT'S AS GOOD AS IT GETS, SORRY.
SOME BUSINESS NEWS, AFTER MORE THAN TWO YEARS, COSTCO IS DROPPING ITS PANDEMIC SHOPPING
HOURS THAT WERE RESERVED JUST FOR SENIORS. [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
YEP. COSTCO SAID, "WE FEEL IT'S ONCE AGAIN SAFE FOR SENIORS TO BE
STAMPEDED FOR TOILET PAPER." [ LAUGHTER ] RIGHT NOW SENIORS ARE HOLDING
FREE SAMPLE TOOTHPICKS, LIKE "STAY BACK STAY BACK!
[ LAUGHTER ] SWITCHING GEARS, DOCTORS AND EXPERTS ARE WARNING AGAINST
A NEW VIRAL TREND OF SWALLOWING FISH TANK CLEANER TO FIGHT AGING.
>> Steve: OH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, IF THAT
REALLY WORKED, I THINK GOLDFISH WOULD LIVE LONGER THAN SIX DAYS, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
[ LAUGHTER ] HORSE DEWORMER, FISH TANK CLEANER?
NOW WHEN YOU GO TO THE VET, HALF THE PATIENTS ARE PEOPLE [ LAUGHTER ]
YEP, SOME PEOPLE CLAIM IT'S AN ANTI-AGING TRICK, AND IT WORKS 'CAUSE YOU DON'T AGE ANYMORE
WHEN YOU DIE [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, LAST NIGHT WAS PART ONE
OF "THE BACHELOR" SEASON FINALE AND CLAYTON'S FAMILY JOINED HIM TO TALK ABOUT HIS BIG DECISION
THE SHOW CAN BE PRETTY EMOTIONAL, SO I THOUGHT WE COULD HELP
HERE'S THAT MOMENT, REVOICED, WITH THE LEAST EMOTIONAL PERSON WE KNOW, SIRI.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THIS IS "LET'S GET SIRI-OUS.
* >> LET'S GET SIRIOUS *
>> I TOLD MYSELF I'M ONLY GOING TO FALL IN LOVE WITH ONE WOMAN I WILL NOT ALLOW MYSELF TO FALL
IN LOVE WITH MULTIPLE WOMEN. I WON'T DO IT. AND I FELL IN LOVE WITH THREE.
I WISH I NEVER WOULD HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH THREE WOMEN.
I KNEW MY HEART DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT, BUT I ALLOWED MY MIND TO GO THERE
AND NOW THAT I'M THERE, IT'S LIKE I BLEEPED EVERYTHING UP I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CAN BE IN
LOVE WITH THREE PEOPLE I LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, BUT YOU SCREWED THE
POOCH IN MY OPINION. I'M SO BROKEN. HA HA HA HA.
[ LAUGHTER ] GA HA HA HOO HOO [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, DOWN IN
AUSTRALIA -- WE LOVE AUSTRALIA, THEY WATCH OUR SHOW. THE PRIME MINISTER'S OFFICE,
THEY JUST RELEASED A NEW LOGO FOR A GROUP CALLED THE WOMEN'S NETWORK.
OKAY, BUT IT WAS CRITICIZED BY PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET
SEE IF YOU CAN FIGURE OUT WHY. [ LAUGHTER ] I DIDN'T LIKE IT AT FIRST
EITHER, BUT IT REALLY GROWS ON YOU. [ LAUGHTER ]
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, EVERYBODY. GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS
* >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE
FOR YOU TONIGHT. HE IS THE HOST OF "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS," WHICH AIRS
RIGHT AFTER US ON NBC, AND HIS NEW CHILDREN'S BOOK, "I'M NOT SCARED, YOU'RE SCARED," IS
AVAILABLE NOW. SETH MEYERS IS HERE TONIGHT! >> Steve: WHOA
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT A BOOK. >> Steve: WE LOVE SETH
>> Jimmy: IT'S CUTE. WE LOVE SETH PLUS, YOU CAN SEE HER IN THE
FOURTH AND FINAL SEASON OF "KILLING EVE," WHICH AIRS SUNDAYS ON BBC AMERICA AND
AMC PLUS, CAMILLE COTTIN IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC TONIGHT HIS NEW ALBUM "7220" IS ON TRACK TO GO NUMBER ONE ON THE
BILLBOARD CHARTS THIS WEEK HE'S HERE WITH US TONIGHT. WE HAVE A PERFORMANCE FROM
LIL DURK FEATURING FUTURE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OH
>> Jimmy: TONIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GREAT MUSIC.
LIL DURK GUYS, IT IS TUESDAY. IT IS TIME FOR "WETWEET.
HERE WE GO
* WE TWEET *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME TO "WETWEET. THIS IS WHERE WE AS A GROUP,
DECIDE SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD POST ON TWITTER. I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU FIVE
DIFFERENT TWEETS WE'RE ALL GOING TO VOTE ON WHETHER YOU LIKE EACH ONE OR
NOT. YOU ALL HAVE YOUR VOTING CLICKERS AT YOUR SEATS
EVERYONE GOT THEM? ALL RIGHT, GOOD, YEAH. SO YOU CAN VOTE -- VOTE FOR ALL
OF THEM. YOU CAN VOTE FOR NONE OF THEM. >> Steve: OOH.
>> Jimmy: YOU CAN ONLY VOTE ONCE PER TWEET THOUGH. >> Steve: OH, SO YOU CAN'T VOTE
YES AND NO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S -- THAT WOULD
BE COUNTERINTUITIVE. >> Steve: WELL, I'M JUST - >> Jimmy: YEAH, SO YOU COULD -
YES. YOU CAN VOTE ON EVERY ONE IF YOU LIKE
>> Tariq: IS THERE ANYWAY TO VOTE NO MULTIPLE TIMES FOR ONE -- FOR THE SAME TWEET.
>> Jimmy: NO, THAT IS -- YOU CANNOT DO THAT, NO >> Tariq: NO -- NO MULTIPLE
THUMBS DOWN. >> Jimmy: NO MULTIPLE THUMBS DOWN, TARIQ, NO.
WHATEVER YOU CHOOSE IS LOCKED IN FOR THAT TWEET. >> Steve: SO THEN THERE'D BE NO
MULTIPLE THUMBS UP EITHER. >> Tariq: AH, SEE? THAT'S HOW THEY GET YOU.
>> Jimmy: YOU GUYS SHOULD GO OUT AFTER THE SHOW [ LAUGHTER ]
AND JUST TALK. HIGGINS, YOU HAVE YOURS? >> Steve: I GOT IT
I GOT IT >> Jimmy: ROOTS, YOU GOT YOUR CLICKERS
ALL RIGHT, WHATEVER TWEET GETS THE MOST LIKES, WE'LL TWEET IT OUT LIVE ON THE SHOW, SO YOU
CAN ALL LIKE IT AND "WETWEET" IT FROM HOME [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: AH, NICE, NICE >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE A SHARED EXPERIENCE
>> Steve: OOH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, BRINGING PEOPLE
TOGETHER ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. >> Steve: YES.
>> Jimmy: THE FIRST TWEET IS, "CAN ANYONE RECOMMEND A GOOD THERAPIST?
MY DOG AND MY VACUUM ARE NOT GETTING ALONG. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
* I HAVE A FEELING THAT'S NOT GOING TO BE THE ONE.
BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT >> Steve: YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU GOTTA STRESS THEM -- YOU
GOTTA TEST THEM, RIGHT >> Jimmy: IT'S SOMETHING -- WE'RE DOING THIS TOGETHER --
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: SO IF I LOSE, WE ALL LOSE
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH SO, UH, ALL RIGHT.
EVERYONE CAST YOUR VOTES YOU DID? OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
LET'S SEE. THE VOTES ARE IN, LET'S SEE THE RESULTS.
[ DRUMROLL ] YEAH, OKAY, ALL RIGHT, WOW [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. >> Steve: IT LOOKED LIKE THAT
WOMEN'S LOGO >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. IT ALMOST LOOKED LIKE AN
OFFENSIVE LOGO, YEAH >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
WELL, I GUESS IT'S NOT THAT ONE. ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT THIS NEXT
ONE HERE IT SAYS, "DURING THE WORK WEEK, I CALL THEM CHICKPEAS, BUT ON
THE WEEKENDS I CALL THEM GARBANZOS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
* >> Jimmy: I'M CASTING MY VOTE TOO.
>> Steve: I'M GONNA GIVE THAT A YES. >> Jimmy: YEAH
I LIKE THAT ONE. ALL RIGHT. CAST YOUR VOTES, EVERYBODY
I'M GETTING SOME HEAD SHAKES ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE THE RESULTS.
[ DRUMROLL ] WHOA >> Steve: OH, MY GOD
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] >> Jimmy: DIDN'T LIKE THAT ONE EITHER
LIKE, I DON'T KNOW IF THEY GET ANY BETTER, FOLKS. >> Steve: WHAT IF THEY DON'T
LIKE ANY OF THEM >> Jimmy: I KNOW, THAT'S VERY POSSIBLE
THAT'S VERY POSSIBLE >> Steve: I GAVE THAT ONE A YES.
>> Jimmy: HERE'S NUMBER THREE. YEAH, I CALL 'EM GARBANZOS >> Steve: YEAH, GARBANZO IT UP
>> Jimmy: ONLY ON THE WEEKENDS, THOUGH, YEAH >> Steve: YEAH
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS ONE HERE SAYS, "THE BEST PEOPLE AT SAYING 'NO'
ARE DJs AND McDONALD'S EMPLOYEES WHEN YOU ASK IF THE ICE CREAM MACHINE IS WORKING."
[ LAUGHTER ] * ALL RIGHT, CAST YOUR VOTE.
IT'S A VERY HONEST AUDIENCE. THEY'RE TELLING US EXACTLY WHAT THEY LIKE AND DON'T LIKE
ROOTS, DID YOU ALL CAST YOUR VOTE >> YES
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, GOOD. LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THAT ONE.
* WHOA YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Steve: YEAH
GARBANZO >> Jimmy: THAT'S A BANGER RIGHT THERE!
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: WHOO-HOO >> Steve: THROW THE OTHERS IN
THE GARBAGE. >> Jimmy: I KNOW, IN THE GARBANZOS BEANS OVER THERE
[ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, LET'S -- WE HAVE TWO MORE
HERE WE GO THIS ONE SAYS, "ISN'T IT WEIRD THAT YOU CAN KINDA SEE YOUR
NOSE BUT ALSO NOT REALLY?" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] *
EVERYONE'S TRYING IT RIGHT NOW ALL RIGHT, LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE VOTED QUICKLY ON THAT.
I GO WITH THE FASTEST -- I THINK -- >> Steve: THAT WAS THE FASTEST
>> Jimmy: GOING BY SPEED, THAT WAS THE FASTEST. THE AUDIENCE WAS, LIKE, NO
>> Tariq: THAT'S THE ONE >> Steve: NO, THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: THEY -- REALLY FAST.
LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. [ DRUMROLL ] >> Steve: OH
* >> Jimmy: WOW. WOW.
>> Steve: I WAS GOING TO SAY "THE NOSE HAVE IT. [ AUDIENCE AHs ]
YOU KNOW, LIKE NOs, LIKE PLURAL OF NO. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE
RIGHT. >> Steve: BUT ALSO, THE NOSE - >> Jimmy: SAVE THIS IS FOR
YOUR - >> Steve: -- FOR MY ONE-MAN SHOW
>> Jimmy: SAVE IT FOR YOUR TWITTER ACCOUNT. [ LAUGHTER ]
HERE'S THE LAST ONE, HERE. THIS LAST ONE SAYS, "WHOEVER NAMED STAPLE REMOVERS REALLY
NAILED IT. [ LAUGHTER ] *
THAT'S A GREAT NAME. GREAT NAME, STAPLE REMOVER >> Tariq: GREAT NAME FOR A
A BAND >> Jimmy: YEAH ALL RIGHT.
I CAST MY VOTE YOU GUYS READY LET'S SEE THE RESULTS.
>> Steve: OH [ AUDIENCE OHS ] *
LITTLE HALF AND HALF >> Jimmy: INTERESTING, INTERESTING, YEAH.
ALL RIGHT, GUYS. WELL, WE HAVE A WINNER JUST BY LOOKING AT THE VOTES
IT IS -- [ DRUMROLL ] TWEET NUMBER THREE
"THE BEST PEOPLE AT SAYING 'NO' ARE DJs AND McDONALD'S EMPLOYEES WHEN YOU ASK IF THE
ICE CREAM MACHINE IS WORKING." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
I'M GOING TO POST THIS DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK THANK YOU FOR HELPING OUT.
IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED, GIVE IT A LIKE, GIVE IT A WETWEET, AND ENJOY IT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE BACK WITH "TONIGHT SHOW RAP REMIX."
STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
* KISS ME I'M IRISH I'M GLISTLING, I'M STYLISH * * GREEN IN MY CUP
AND MY HAIR * * BILLIE EILISH I'M NOT A BAD GUY *
* WATCH AS I PASS B DOING A JIG *
EVERYBODY. IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW RAP REMIX.
HERE WE GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* TONIGHT SHO RAP REMIX * * TONIGHT SHO
RAP REMIX
TONIGHT SHOW * >> Jimmy: HELPING US OUT IS OUR VERY OWN TARIQ TROTTER, RIGHT
THERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, TARIQ, YOU'RE AN AMAZING
RAPPER >> Tariq: YES. >> Jimmy: BUT I --
>> Tariq: YES, I AM. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THERE WAS NO PERIOD
THERE. I JUST - >> Tariq: OH, OKAY
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE AN AMAZING RAPPER, BUT I WANTED TO PUT YOUR SKILLS TO THE TEST, AND
HAVE YOU ADD RAP VERSES TO SONGS THAT ARE DEFINITELY NOT RAP SONGS.
>> Tariq: OKAY >> Jimmy: WE GAVE YOU SOME SONG TITLES RIGHT BEFORE THE SHOW
YOU HAD JUST A FEW MINUTES TO WRITE SOME VERSES TO THEM. YOU READY TO DO THIS
>> Tariq: YEAH >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO
ALL RIGHT. SINCE ST. PATRICK'S DAY IS THIS WEEK, YOUR FIRST CHALLENGE IS
TO RAP OVER BAGPIPES BAGPIPES [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, BUD * * KISS ME
I'M IRISH * * I'M GLISTENIN I'M STYLISH *
* GREEN IN MY CUP AND MY HAIR BILLIE EILISH * * I'M NOT A BAD GUY
WATCH AS I PASS BY * * DOING A JIG AS I WAIL ON THE BAGPIPE *
* FOUR-LEAF CLOVERS BLARNEY STONERS * * RED IN MY BEARD
AND A BEER ON MY COASTER * * GUINNESS POURIN A RAINBOW FORMING *
* SO LET'S GET THAT GOL AND SAY TOP O' THE MORNING HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHO DOES THAT? COME ON, NOW
WHO DOES THAT? AMAZING. FOR THIS NEXT ONE, "THE BATMAN"
IS THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE. SO, WE GAVE YOU THE ORIGINAL 60'S "BATMAN" THEME SONG
>> Tariq: OKAY >> Jimmy: TAKE IT AWAY *
* WHAT MOVIE'S GO ROBERT PATTINSON I LEATHER BOOTS *
* WHAT MOVIE'S GO COLIN FARREL IN A FAT SUIT *
* HE'S A DETECTIV BUT HE AIN'T OUT WEARING NO FEDORA *
* JUST A MASK AND SOME MASCARA FROM SEPHORA *
* ARKHAM ASYLUM WHERE HE'S LOCKING U THE BATTY LOONIES *
* JUST LIKE WEST, KEATO KILMER, BALE AFFLECK, CLOONEY *
* NOW HE'S WHEEZING AFTER ROUGHING U CARMINE FALCON
TOO MANY CALZONIES * [ CHEERS AND LAUGHTER >> Tariq: BLEEP IT
>> Jimmy: BLEEP IT OKAY, FOR THIS LAST ONE, LAST WEEK THERE WAS A BOMB CYCLONE
WINTER STORM HERE IN THE EAST COAST. WE ALL GOT SOME SNOW
SO WE GAVE YOU "DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Tariq: OH, WOW. >> Jimmy: FROM "FROZEN." LET'S HEAR WHAT YOU GOT.
>> Tariq: OKAY * DO YOU WANT T BUILD A SNOWMAN *
* YEAH, I'LL BUIL A SNOWMAN WITH YOU * * GRAB A HA
A PAIR OF MITTENS * * GIVE THEM BUTTONS MADE OF COAL *
* AND MAKE HIS NOSE A CARROT STICK * * YEAH, I'LL BUIL
A SNOWMAN WITH YOU * * ROLL HIM UP LIKE WE'RE A TEAM *
* I'M THE ELS TO YOUR ANNA * * YOU'RE THE BELL
TO MY DAZEEM * * MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE HIM OLAF *
* VENTURE OUT AND SAVE THE DAY * * GOTTA GO AN
SHOUT OUT FROSTY * * R.I.P HE PAVED THE WAY *
* UP IN A CYCLONE WE'LL BUILD HIM TOGETHER * * BUT SPRING IS UPON US
I'M SWEATING * * SO IF HE MELT JUST SAY OH, WELL *
* 'CAUSE LOOK, YOU'VE GOT T LET IT GO * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: NO, NO NO. COME ON, NOW >> Tariq: I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
>> Jimmy: COME ON. GIVE IT UP FOR TARIQ TROTTER, EVERYBODY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STICK AROUND, WE'RE TALKING TO SETH MEYERS AFTER THE BREAK.
* >> I REMEMBER WE WERE STANDING BACKSTAGE AND WAS STARTING TO
DAWN ON US THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA AND CHRIS ROCK WALKED UP TO US
AND HE JUST LOOKED, BECAUSE BOBBY WAS IN COSTUME, AND HE LOOKED AT US AND HE WENT,
"YOU'RE GONNA DO SKETCHES? [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE GONNA GO OUT THERE AND
YOU'RE GONNA DO A SKETCH?" >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS THE HOST OF "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS" WHICH AIRS WEEKNIGHTS ON NBC RIGHT AFTER OUR SHOW
AND HIS NEW CHILDREN'S BOOK, "I'M NOT SCARED, YOU'RE SCARED," IS AVAILABLE NOW
WHEREVER BOOKS ARE SOLD. PLEASE WELCOME SETH MEYERS
* * >> Jimmy: COME ON.
SETH MEYERS! >> HI, BUDDY >> Jimmy: LOOKING GOOD, PAL.
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR COMING ON THE SHOW
I APPRECIATE IT. >> IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE >> Jimmy: YEAH, HOW'S LIFE,
HOW'S EVERYBODY? >> THEY'RE GOOD. WE KEEP HAVING KIDS.
>> Jimmy: YES. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE --
CONGRATULATIONS. YOU HAVE A NEW BABY GIRL >> YES, SIX MONTHS OLD TODAY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: ADELAIDE
>> ADELAIDE. >> Jimmy: ADELAIDE >> ADDY.
WE CALL HER -- WE CALL HER ADELADY-ADY. ADDY
WE'RE WORKING ON IT. IT'S NEW [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: SIX MONTHS >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: DOES SHE HAVE
A PERSONALITY OR ANYTHING YET? >> SHE -- YOU KNOW, WE HAVE THESE TWO OLDER KIDS RUNNING
AROUND AND SHE JUST WATCHES. SHE'S THE WATCHER. AND WE GET THE SENSE THAT HER
WHOLE VIBE IS "YOU'VE GOT A LOT GOING ON I'M GOING TO BE CHILL.
AND THEN MAYBE WHEN I'M 8 OR 9, ALL HELL'S GOING TO BREAK LOOSE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] YOU BROUGHT A PHOTO HERE
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THIS IS ASHE AND AXEL, THEY'RE FEEDING --
>> THIS IS A VERY -- THIS IS A A GREAT PHOTO RIGHT HERE OF MY FAMILY
THERE YOU GO [ AUDIENCE AWs ] FIRST OF ALL, HE OBVIOUSLY
LOVES HER IF HE'S WILLING TO TAKE OFF HIS MASK AND REVEAL HIS TRUE IDENTITY.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BATMAN WOULD NEVER DO THAT
WOW. >> BATMAN -- AND THIS IS - AXEL ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE A
A SMALL-TOWN MECHANIC WHO'S OVERCHARGING YOU [ LAUGHTER ]
OH, HE JUST OVER-CHARGES YOU HE'S LIKE, "NO, YOU NEED A A WHOLE NEW ENGINE."
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU GOT -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, AND LOOK AT HER EYES.
SHE'S LIKE, "WAIT, I FEEL LIKE THERE SHOULD BE A PARENT HERE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S SO CUTE >> IT'S REALLY GOOD. >> Jimmy: YOU ALSO SENT ANOTHER
PICTURE OF AXEL. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU SAID HE HAS GREAT
STYLE. >> HE HAS GREAT STYLE. AND THIS IS AN OUTFIT HE PUT
ON >> Jimmy: OKAY >> I WANT YOU TO SHOW THE
OUTFIT FIRST >> Jimmy: YES. >> BECAUSE THE MINUTE HE PUT IT
ON, I REALIZED HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FILM CHARACTER. A CHARACTER FROM A MOVIE I KNOW
THAT WE BOTH LOVE. >> Jimmy: OKAY >> AND I WANT YOU TO SEE YOU IF
YOU CAN KNOW BASED ON THE -- WHO DO YOU THINK HE'S DRESSED LIKE THERE
>> Jimmy: LET ME SEE >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: HE'S VERY CUTE, FIRST
OF ALL >> YEAH. THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: LET ME SEE, THERE. YELLOW PANTS >> IT'S THE HAIR
DON'T -- IGNORE THE GLASSES. >> Jimmy: YEP. IT'S THE HAIR.
IS IT, LIKE -- A SURFER. IS IT BRAD PITT OR SOMETHING >> ALL RIGHT, SHOW IT.
YOU'RE GOING TO BE MAD >> Jimmy: I AM >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: DANG OH, MY GOSH. [ LAUGHTER ]
OH, MY GOD >> IT'S FULL WOODERSON, RIGHT? >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT. >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: HE'S MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY IN "DAZED AND CONFUSED."
>> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DUDE, THAT'S SO CUTE,
MAN. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I LOVE WHEN THEY
START DRESSING THEMSELVES. >> WE'RE DOING PRETTY GOOD YEAH
>> Jimmy: YEAH NOT TOO -- NOT TOO SHABBY. YOU KNOW, IN YOUR STAND-UP,
"LOBBY BABY," WHICH IS GREAT, BY THE WAY, YOU DO A BIT ABOUT THE PARENTS OF THREE BEING MORE
ZEN. YOU FEEL LIKE THERE'S ZEN WITH THREE BABIES
>> YEAH. AND NOW I REALIZE IT'S JUST THAT YOU GIVE UP
[ LAUGHTER ] I THOUGHT THEY FOUND SOME INNER PEACE.
AND IT'S MORE LIKE, "WELL, THERE'S JUST TOO MANY OF THEM. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S IT.
THAT'S THE WAY YOU FEEL? >> YEAH, BUT THE NICE THING ABOUT HAVING THREE IS JUST THE
ARROGANCE OF TELLING PEOPLE, "YEAH, WE HAVE THREE YEAH
YOU HAVE TWO, JIMMY? OH, MY GOD TWO WOULD BE GREAT
YEAH, WE HAVE THREE. YOU MUST HAVE SUCH A FULL LIFE WE HAVE THREE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WE GOT TO HANG TOGETHER FOR A GOOD LITTLE
CHUNK IN WASHINGTON, D.C >> IT WAS THE BEST >> Jimmy: BECAUSE
LORNE MICHAELS RECEIVED THE KENNEDY CENTER HONOR AND IT WAS SO MUCH FUN
DUDE, WE HUNG OUT FOR, LIKE, HOURS. >> IT WAS GREAT.
IT WAS MULTI-GENERATIONS OF "SNL" CASTS. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND WE ALL WERE JUST HANGING OUT BACKSTAGE. AND I WAS SAYING TO PEOPLE
AFTERWARDS -- YOU WOULD BE SURPRISED TO KNOW IT, BUT ALL WE DID WAS TALK ABOUT THE WORST
WE'D EVER BOMBED NO ONE -- NONE OF US TALKED ABOUT, LIKE, DOING WELL
ANYWHERE >> Jimmy: YEAH, OH, YEAH WE'RE LIKE -- "WHAT WAS THE
WORST YOU EVER BOMBED ON THIS STAGE? AND EVERYONE HAD STORIES
KATE McKINNON WAS EVEN LIKE IN THE NEXT DRESSING ROOM AND SHE CAME OUT JUST TO GO LIKE, "I
HAVE A BOMB STORY. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHERE I WAS -- YEAH.
I GOT ON STAGE AND JUST GOT CRICKETS NO ONE LAUGHED
>> WELL, BECAUSE PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND, A LOT OF TIMES WE HAVE TO DO THINGS THAT ARE
GALA'S OR CHARITY EVENTS >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WHERE PEOPLE MIGHT NOT WANT
TO SEE COMEDY, AND THEN WHEN YOU DO IT, THEY'RE JUST CONFUSED AND A LITTLE BIT
ANGRY. >> Jimmy: YEAH THEY'RE THERE BECAUSE THEY'RE
SUPPORTING THE CHARITY THEY'RE NOT REALLY THERE TO SEE YOU PERFORM.
>> YEAH. AND YOU WALK OUT AND THEY'RE IMMEDIATELY LIKE, "I DON'T WANT
THIS." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE ANY -- DO
YOU REMEMBER ANY PAINFUL ONES? >> SO, IT WAS -- REMEMBER THERE WAS THAT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN
BENEFIT FOR SANDY, HURRICANE SANDY. >> Jimmy: YES.
>> IT WAS LIKE THE BIGGEST BANDS IN THE WORLD >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND SOMEONE REACHED OUT TO LORNE, AND SAID WE'D LOVE TO HAVE "SNL" DO SOMETHING.
AND THE BEST LORNE COULD COME UP WITH WAS ME AS MYSELF AND BOBBY MOYNIHAN AS DRUNK UNCLE.
DRUNK UNCLE WAS AN A PLUS "WEEKEND UPDATE" CHARACTER >> Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY, YEAH
>> ALWAYS CRUSHED. >> Jimmy: YES. >> ME AND BOBBY WENT OUT AND
DID DRUNK UNCLE I THINK BETWEEN THE WHO AND ARCADE FIRE. [ LAUGHTER ]
IN MADISON SQUARE GARDEN AND I REMEMBER WE WERE STANDING BACKSTAGE AND IT WAS STARTING
TO DAWN ON US THIS WAS A A TERRIBLE IDEA. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND CHRIS ROCK WALKED UP TO US AND HE JUST LOOKED, BECAUSE
BOBBY WAS IN COSTUME, AND HE LOOKED AT US AND HE WENT, "YOU'RE GOING TO DO SKETCHES
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE GOING TO GO OUT THERE AND YOU'RE GOING TO DO A
A SKETCH?" IT'S LIKE, "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GIVE IT UP FOR THE
WHO! AND NOW HERE'S A --" IT WAS LIKE A HIGH SCHOOL
TALENT SHOW. >> Jimmy: IT IS SO FUN WE KEPT TALKING ABOUT THOSE
STORIES, AND EVERYONE HAD BITS, BY THE WAY EVERYONE WAS DOING BITS.
AND LIKE YOU SAID, IT WAS EVERY GENERATION OF -- IT WAS FROM, YOU KNOW,
STEVE MARTIN, KEVIN NEALON, AMY POEHLER. EVERYONE WAS JUST ON FIRE AND
FUNNY. AND I REMEMBER AS WE REHEARSED FROM LIKE 12:00 TO
MAYBE 5:00 - >> IT WAS A LONG REHEARSAL >> Jimmy: AND THEN -- I WAS
LEAVING AND I WAS JUST KIND OF TIRED. I WANTED TO LIKE JUST TO GET
READY, GET A TUX ON, GET BACK. I'M LEAVING AND THEY GO -- I WAS GETTING IN MY CAR.
THEY HAVE CARS TO TAKE US TO THE HOTEL. AND I GET INTO MY CAR, THEY GO,
"JIMMY, KEVIN NEALON WANTS TO SAY HI TO YOU OR HE WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING TO YOU AND HE'S
IN HIS CAR." I GO, "OKAY. I GO OVER TO THE CAR, AND
KEVIN'S THERE. I GO, "KEVIN, DO YOU WANT ME?" HE WAS JUST THERE AND HE ROLLED
HIS WINDOW UP. AND THEN TOOK OFF. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> THAT'S FANTASTIC. [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL HE WANTED
>> THAT'S ALL. >> Jimmy: FUNNY, FUNNY BIT IT WAS SO GOOD
PAL, I'M PROUD OF YOU. LOOK AT THIS ONE RIGHT HERE. >> THERE IT IS
>> Jimmy: "I'M NOT SCARED, YOU'RE SCARED. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* COME ON! IT OFFICIALLY CAME OUT TODAY
>> IT IS THIS IS THE DAY YOU CAN BUY THIS BOOK.
>> Jimmy: YES. WHAT INSPIRED YOU TO WRITE THIS
>> IT'S SO FUNNY WHEN YOU HAVE KIDS, THEY'RE SCARED OF A LOT OF THINGS.
AND I WOULD SAY ABOUT HALF OF THEM, YOU WANT TO TELL THEM "OH THAT'S CRAZY, DON'T BE SCARED
ABOUT THAT." AND THEN THE OTHER HALF YOU, AS A PARENT, ARE SO HAPPY THEY'RE
SCARED OF. LIKE TRAFFIC YOU DON'T WANT TO TELL YOUR
KIDS LIKE "DON'T BE AFRAID FACE YOUR FEARS! [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: TRAFFIC IS SOMETHING TO BE AFRAID OF, YEAH. >> SO THERE'S THIS WEIRD THING
OF I FEEL YOU HAVE TO TALK TO YOUR KIDS IN A WAY -- YOU CAN'T JUST TELL -- YOU HAVE TO
EXPLAIN TO THEM WHY SOME FEARS ARE OKAY AND SOME ARE NOT. AND ULTIMATELY, KIDS HAVE TO
DECIDE ON THEIR OWN TO STOP BEING AFRAID OF SOMETHING. >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT
>> YOU CANNOT JUST YELL AT THEM AND TELL THEM TO STOP BEING AFRAID
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THE DRAWINGS, BY THE WAY, TOO. >> YEAH.
ROB SAYEGH JR., I WANT TO MAKE SURE I GIVE A SHOUT OUT. I DID NOT DO THE DRAWINGS IN MY
BOOK >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I DID ORIGINALLY AND THEY
SAID THIS IS - >> Jimmy: TERRIBLE PLEASE DON'T
>> THEY WERE LIKE, "WE'RE GOING TO NEED THE MONEY BACK." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHEN YOU READ THIS TO YOUR KIDS, DO YOU DO DIFFERENT VOICES
>> THEY WILL NOT LET ME DO THE VOICES YEAH, NO
THAT -- IT'S HEARTBREAKING I THINK THEY -- IT'S A VERY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE WAY OF
SAYING THEY DON'T CARE FOR ME AS AN ACTOR. [ LAUGHTER ]
IT HAPPENED TO ME AT "SNL" TOO YOU KNOW, I STARTED AS A CAST MEMBER
A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THAT AND THEN, AFTER A FEW YEARS,
LORNE WAS LIKE, "SHOULD YOU DO UPDATE [ LAUGHTER ]
I THINK YOUR VOICE, MAYBE JUST YOUR VOICE." >> Jimmy: "JUST DO YOU MAYBE
BEHIND A DESK. >> AND THEN, LORNE WAS LIKE, "DO WE NEED THE LEGS?"
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELL, IT WORKED OUT. WE'RE TALKING MORE TO
SETH MEYERS WHEN WE COME BACK, EVERYBODY. CHECK OUT HIS NEW BOOK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY. SETH MEYERS IS JOINING US HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
CONGRATS ON THE NEW BOOK HOW IS EVERYTHING ON "LATE NIGHT"
>> IT'S GREAT. AS YOU KNOW, NOTHING LIKE HAVING AN AUDIENCE BACK.
IT'S SO MUCH FUN >> Jimmy: IT'S THE GREATEST. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> IT'S THE BEST >> Jimmy: A LOT OF ENERGY. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: BUT YOU'RE ALWAYS -- I MEAN, WHEN I FIRST MET YOU, I KNOW YOU DID IMPROV IN
AMSTERDAM AND -- >> YEP >> Jimmy: AND YOU KNOW A LIVE
CROWD, YOU WORK OFF A LIVE CROWD. DELIVERING JOKES WITH NOBODY
>> IT WAS FUN. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU FELT THIS, BUT WHEN NOTHING GETS A LAUGH,
THEY KIND OF ALL GET A LAUGH [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO
BOMB WHEN NOTHING'S GETTING A LAUGH. >> Jimmy: EXACTLY RIGHT.
>> THEY'RE ALL -- THEY'RE ALL -- >> Jimmy: BUT NO ONE CAN LAUGH,
THOUGH LIKE, NOT EVEN LIKE -- >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: NO CAMERA OPERATORS. >> NO, IF SOMEONE -- IF MY WIFE ACCIDENTALLY LAUGHED IN THE
BACKGROUND, I'D BE, LIKE, "NOW YOU BLEW IT. >> Jimmy: "NOW YOU BLEW IT."
>> "NOW PEOPLE KNOW THESE CAN BE JUDGED. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: EXACTLY RIGHT, YEAH. I SAW ONE OF YOUR DAY DRINKING SEGMENTS -
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: -- WHICH ARE SO FUNNY.
RIHANNA. AND THEN YOU DID ONE WITH FORTE.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND I'M, LIKE, "OH, MAN.
THAT'S" -- >> IT WAS SO -- I MEAN, YOU KNOW WILL.
YOU'VE WORKED WITH HIM AS WELL IT IS SO FUN I ALREADY KNEW HE WAS FUN TO
DRINK WITH, SO THERE WAS NO -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THERE WAS NO STRESS ABOUT "HOW
IS THIS GOING TO TURN OUT? >> Jimmy: OF COURSE NOT. YEAH
>> IT WAS CRAZY THAT IT COUNTED AS WORK. >> Jimmy: WELL, HE'S ONE OF THE
FUNNIEST PEOPLE ON EARTH AND YOU DID SOMETHING WHERE YOU DARED HIM TO MAKE YOU BREAK --
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: TO MAKE YOU LAUGH. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND -- AND THIS HAPPENED AND THE INTERNET REALLY -- THIS
IS BIZARRE GOT RIGHT IN YOUR FACE >> YEAH, PEOPLE POINTED
SOMETHING OUT. >> Jimmy: AND -- [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: BUT -- THAT IS YOUR NOSE
CAN WE ZOOM IN EVEN -- YOUR NOSE IS BENT IN HALF >> YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] I DIDN'T KNOW MY - >> Jimmy: DID YOU KNOW YOUR
NOSE COULD DO THAT >> I DIDN'T KNOW IT COULD DO THAT
I THINK -- I SAW THAT AND I THINK TECHNICALLY I COULD FOLD IT INTO AN ORIGAMI SWAN.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW, THAT'S A TALENT >> THAT'S A TALENT
>> Jimmy: YEAH, NOT MANY PEOPLE CAN DO THAT. WOW.
UH, AND DID HE -- HE BROKE YOU, HUH? >> HE BROKE ME
>> Jimmy: OF COURSE HE DID >> I MEAN, HE IS -- LIKE, YOU KNOW, THE THING ABOUT FORTE WAS
NEVER "PUSH HIM," BECAUSE HIS LINE WAS FARTHER THAN YOUR LINE
>> Jimmy: ALWAYS YOU DO -- YOU DO A BIT OFF THE SHOW
ALSO OFF THE SHOW, BUT IT'S ONLINE, CALLED "CORRECTIONS. >> "CORRECTIONS," YEAH
>> Jimmy: WHICH IS VERY -- I THINK IT'S A BRILLIANT IDEA. DID IT START FROM SOME FAN
>> YEAH. SO, YOU KNOW, VIA TWITTER AND VIA YOUTUBE COMMENTS,
ESPECIALLY DURING THE PANDEMIC, YOUTUBE COMMENTS WERE, YOU KNOW, A HURTFUL AND HELPFUL WAY
OF FINDING OUT HOW THE SHOW WAS GOING. >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT
>> AND THERE WAS THIS THING I DID BY ACCIDENT. I SAID "LEGOS.
AND YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY LEGOS -- THE PLURAL OF LEGO IS LEGO
SO YOU WANT TO TEACH YOUR KIDS THAT, SO THAT THAT WAY WHEN THEY SAY TO OTHER KIDS
"ACTUALLY IT'S LEGO," THOSE KIDS WILL KNOW YOURS IS AN [ BLEEP ].
[ LAUGHTER ] AND IT WILL JUST SAVE TIME FOR EVERYBODY.
[ LAUGHTER ] NO, BUT IT'S LEGO, OR YOU CAN SAY LEGO BRICKS.
SO THAT -- >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T SAY LEGOS. >> SO ANYWAY, A LOT -- BUT IT
TURNS OUT THERE'S A LOT OF LEGO FANS OUT THERE WHO WERE PRETTY UPSET ABOUT IT
AND SO OVER THE COURSE OF THREE SHOWS I KEPT TRYING TO CORRECT THE CORRECTION, AND I KEPT
GETTING IT WRONG I SAID, "IT'S NOT -- YOU SHOULD SAY LEGO
IT'S LEGO BLOCKS." AND THEN THEY WOULD SAY, "NOT LEGO BLOCKS, LEGO BRICKS."
I'M LIKE, "IT'S LEGO" -- AND THEN I REALIZED, OH, IT'S REALLY FUN -- THE IDEA -- LIKE,
IT SORT OF TAKES THE STING OUT OF PEOPLE CORRECTING YOU FOR TINY ERRORS, IF YOU ADDRESS
EVERY ONE OF THEM. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO I DO BASICALLY 15 MINUTES
AT THE END OF EACH WEEK ON YOUTUBE WHERE I JUST READ THROUGH YOUTUBE COMMENTS
AND IT'S BEEN ACTUALLY VERY INFORMATIVE. I'M LEARNING A LOT OF THINGS
>> Jimmy: REALLY [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT'S -- WHAT'S THE FAVORITE
CORRECTION THAT -- >> SO I -- FOR EXAMPLE, I HEARD BENJAMIN FRANKLIN'S WIFE'S NAME
IS DEBORAH, AND I SAID "THAT'S REALLY FUNNY TO ME, 'CAUSE THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A
A REVOLUTIONARY WAR NAME." LIKE, DEBORAH, I WOULD'VE ASSUMED THE FIRST DEBORAH WAS
BORN IN LIKE 1961. ANYWAY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THEN PEOPLE SAID, "ACTUALLY NO, DEBORAH IS A NAME IN THE BIBLE.
AND I SAID, "THAT'S SHOCKING THAT WOULD BE LIKE IF YOU HEARD, LIKE, THERE WAS A
A CANDACE IN THE BIBLE." AND THEN THEY WERE LIKE, "THERE'S A CANDACE IN THE
BIBLE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> AND, SO, YEAH SO WHEN YOU DO CORRECTIONS, YOU JUST REALIZE, YOU'RE NEVER
GOING TO GET EVERYTHING RIGHT. AND THAT GIVES YOU THE FREEDOM TO CONTINUE GETTING THINGS
WRONG. >> Jimmy: WOW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I WONDER IF PEOPLE WILL FIND SOMETHING THAT YOU SAID TONIGHT, AND -
>> OH, I'M SURE THEY WILL. I'VE SECRETLY BURIED SEVEN MISTAKES
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHY HE'S A GENIUS
SETH MEYERS, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONGRATS ON THE BABY, AND
CONGRATS ON THE NEW BOOK SETH MEYERS, "I'M NOT SCARED, YOU'RE SCARED," IS AVAILABLE
NOW WHEREVER BOOKS ARE SOLD. AND "LATE NIGHT" AIRS WEEKNIGHTS ON NBC.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE RIGHT AFTER US WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
CAMILLE COTTIN STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A TALENTED ACTRESS WHO YOU CAN
SEE IN THE FOURTH AND FINAL SEASON OF THE HIT SHOW "KILLING EVE," WHICH AIRS SUNDAYS ON
BBC AMERICA AND AMC PLUS PLEASE WELCOME CAMILLE COTTIN!
* * >> Jimmy: WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY TO HAVE YOU ON
I'M A BIG FAN. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK GREAT
AM I SAYING YOUR NAME CORRECT, IS IT CAMILLE COTTIN >> AGAIN
NO, I'M KIDDING. >> Jimmy: CAMILLE COTTIN IN AMERICA.
>> YEAH, YEAH. IT'S PERFECT YEAH, IT TWISTS.
IT'S GREAT >> Jimmy: IN FRANCE -- >> IT'S FLAT
IT'S LIKE CAMILLE COTTIN SO I PREFER THE WAY YOU SAID IT
>> Jimmy: REALLY, I THOUGHT THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL WHAT YOU SAID
>> OH YEAH >> Jimmy: CAMILLE COTTIN >> FLAT.
YEAH, THAT'S IT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I ALMOST WANT TO
WHISPER YOUR NAME. >> AGAIN >> Jimmy: CAMILLE COTTIN
>> YES [ LAUGHTER ] YES, JIMMY, YES.
JIMMY FALLON >> Jimmy: OH, I LIKE THAT A LOT.
[ AUDIENCE OOHS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S GOT A GOOD RING TO IT
YOU HAVE A LOT OF FANS HERE BECAUSE OF THE SHOW "CALL MY AGENT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S A FRENCH SHOW THAT JUST KIND OF EXPLODED IN THE
U.S. WHEN IT CAME TO NETFLIX, AND THEY JUST ANNOUNCED YOU'RE DOING ANOTHER SEASON
>> ARE WE? >> Jimmy: YEAH YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] JUST NOW I JUST HEARD RIGHT BEFORE THE
SHOW CONGRATULATIONS. >> WELL, THANKS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANKS, COOL >> Jimmy: HOW DOES IT FEEL WHEN
YOU FIND OUT THAT PEOPLE ARE LOVING IT OVER HERE, IS IT FUN >> WELL, I'M JUST STARTING TO
REALIZE IT, I HAVE TO SAY. >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY >> YEAH, BECAUSE BEING INVITED
BY YOU, IT'S LIKE -- OH YEAH, THIS IS SERIOUS >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH
>> BUT IT'S VERY RECENT. WE DIDN'T KNOW WE WRAPPED AND THEN THERE WAS
THE PANDEMIC AND THEN SUDDENLY IT'S LIKE, "AMERICA LOVES YOU!"
AND YOU'RE, LIKE, "WHAT? [ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, AMERICA.
I JUST WENT TO THE SUPERMARKET THIS AFTERNOON AND THEY WERE REALLY NORMAL WITH ME, SO I
THINK IT'S STILL A NICHE >> Jimmy: NO NO
PEOPLE KNOW. I MEAN, NOW YOU'RE DOING THESE GIANT MOVIES TOO
YOU'RE WORKING WITH -- YOU WERE IN "HOUSE OF GUCCI" WITH OUR PAL LADY GAGA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE LOVE HER. DID YOU GET TO HANG OUT WITH
LADY GAGA? >> OH, I WISH I COULD, BUT SHE WAS REALLY CONCENTRATING
SHE WAS INTO HER CHARACTER >> YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ENEMIES IN THE MOVIE
>> YEAH. YEAH, I'M HER RIVAL. I'M STEALING HER HUSBAND, SO
OBVIOUSLY SHE DOESN'T REALLY LIKE ME. >> Jimmy: YEAH
SHE HAS A POINT. >> SHE HAS A POINT BUT I HAVE TO SAY THAT SHE'S
REALLY NOT LIKE HER CHARACTER IN LIFE. SO SHE WAS REALLY CONCENTRATED
AND THEN SUDDENLY SHE CAME BETWEEN TWO TAKES AND SHE SAID, "YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.
YOU'RE A LOVELY ACTRESS. AND AT THE END OF THE MOVIE WE'LL BE FRIENDS
NOW HUSH!" [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: WE LOVE YOU, GAGA. EXACTLY RIGHT. "AT THE END OF THE MOVIE WE'LL
BE FRIENDS," YEAH. >> YEAH, SHE WAS NICE. >> Jimmy: YOU'VE BEEN
PERFORMING SINCE YOU WERE A CHILD. AND YOU ACTUALLY -- YOUR MOM
STARTED A THEATER CLUB >> OH, YEAH. YEAH
>> Jimmy: WHAT WAS IT LIKE WORKING FOR YOUR MOM >> RIGHT
SO, YEAH SHE CREATED A THEATER CLUB SHE HAD NEVER ACTED, BUT SHE
DECIDED SHE WOULD DO THIS. AND THEN SHE DECIDED THAT SHE WOULD CREATE THIS --
IT'S A BIT LIKE "TROY," THE MOVIE WITH BRAD PITT >> Jimmy: YES.
>> SO IT'S A FRENCH PLAY AND I WAS GIVEN THE PART OF HELENE, THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
WOMAN OF THE WORLD IT'S OBVIOUSLY IT'S BECAUSE MY MOM WAS GIVING THE PARTS
>> Jimmy: CASTING, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] SHE'S LIKE, "I KNOW WHO'S THE
MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IS MY DAUGHTER. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH, I GOT THE PART! AND THEN, YEAH, IT WAS JUST INCREDIBLE BECAUSE THE MOST
HANDSOME GUY OF THE SCHOOL JUST WENT TO THE THEATER CLUB, WHICH IS UNUSUAL BECAUSE NORMALLY YOU
GET THE GEEK GUYS. >> Jimmy: YEAH THE JOCK OR --
>> YEAH, YEAH, NOT THE COOL GUYS AND HE WAS TO BE MY LOVER IN
THE PLAY SO I WAS, LIKE, "WELL, THANK YOU, MOMMY, MY DREAM IS COMING
TRUE." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BEST MOM EVER!
>> BUT UNTIL THEN, IT WAS ALL GREAT. AND THEN WE HAD TO PERFORM, AND
HE QUIT, LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, A A WEEK BEFORE. SO SHE SAID, "NOW, WE'LL NEVER
FIND SOMEBODY TO DO IT SO I'LL DO IT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: MOM? >> MOM MOM WAS ON STAGE WITH ME
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MOM STEPPED IN FOR HIM?
>> YEAH. AND SHE WAS LIKE, "MY PRINCESS, COME AND GIVE ME A KISS.
AND IT WAS, LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, I LOVE THAT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S A PRO RIGHT THERE THAT'S A PRO MOVE RIGHT THERE,
MOM. GOOD JOB LET'S TALK ABOUT "KILLING EVE.
IT'S THE FOURTH AND THE FINAL SEASON >> YES
>> Jimmy: AND WHAT CAN YOU - CAN YOU SET UP WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH YOUR CHARACTER?
>> OH, HELENE, SHE'S A VILLAIN SHE'S A TRUE VILLAIN >> Jimmy: YES.
>> VILL-HELENE YEAH AND WHAT AM I ALLOWED TO SAY
I DON'T KNOW >> Jimmy: I DON'T REALLY KNOW EITHER BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT
REALLY ALLOWED TO SPOIL -- >> NO, NOT REALLY. >> Jimmy: NO
SO, SHE'S A VILLAIN. >> YEAH. SHE'S A VILLAIN.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY.
>> SHE'S A VERY, VERY VILLAIN, VILLAIN. >> Jimmy: WOW, DOUBLE VILLAIN?
>> NO. YEAH, DOUBLE VILLAIN >> Jimmy: THAT'S A SPOILER
OKAY >> NO, I CAN SAY SHE'S A MOM >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND I THOUGHT IT WAS QUITE FUNNY TO BE A VILLAIN AND TO BE A MOM.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> NO, BUT I THINK IT'S -- YEAH, AN INTERESTING CHARACTER
>> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT AND CONGRATS IT'S ANOTHER HIT
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S CAMILLE COTTIN IN "KILLING EVE."
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> I FEEL RUDE YOU COOKING ME
DINNER WHEN I HARDLY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF
>> I LIKE HOLIDAYS, DOGS, LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH >> AND
>> AND I WANT TO BRING DOWN THE 12 I WANT TO CUT THE HEAD OFF THE
MONSTER. >> THAT'S WONDERFUL. I LIKE ALL OF THOSE THINGS TOO
AND GUESS WHAT I ALSO WANT TO GET THE HEAD OF THE MONSTER.
>> REALLY? >> AMAZING ISN'T IT, WHEN YOU FIND SOMEONE YOU CAN REALLY
CONNECT WITH >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CAMILLE COTTIN "KILLING EVE" AIRS SUNDAYS ON
BBC AMERICA AND AMC PLUS WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM LIL DURK
FEATURING FUTURE STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "PETTY TOO" AND "AHH HA" FROM HIS NEW
ALBUM, "7220," GIVE IT UP FOR LIL DURK FEATURING FUTURE!
* >> IROCCONTHEBEAT. >> WHO MADE IT, PHARAOH?
* HE GOT CAUGHT WITH I HIT LIKE TWICE BUT I DENIED
I PUT MY * * HE THINKING WIT HIS SO HE GON' SLIDE
YOU CAN'T CALL ME PETT ME I SHARE MY * * WITH THE GUYS
I GOT WHO I AN THEY GOT NAMES BUT I CAN'T BRAG *
* YOU WANNA FLY OUT YOUR FRIEN YOU BETTER B
READY WITH HER * * THEY NEVER PUT ME ON BLAST 'CAUSE I'
NOT PETTY WITH THE I DID A SHOW FIVE * * HUNDRED THOU'
ASK BANDS I GO MY PATEK BIGGE BACK TO MIAMI GOT HER *
* ON FLEEK SHE GOT HE SHE HIT ME HER PRICE LO
I LIKE TRENCHES WHO SELL * * THEY LEAN CAR FOR THEY MICRO
I BE IN THE TRUM STUFFING MY RUNTZ UP * * WITH MY WHITE
POP OUT DAYTIM BUT WE POP OUTSIDE AT NIGHT THOUGH *
* PETTY IF YOU PETTY THEN I'M PETTY TOO
IF YOU PETTY * * THEN I'M PETTY TO IF YOU PETTY
THEN I'M PETTY TOO IF YOU PETTY * * THEN I'M PETTY TO
IF YOU PETTY THEN I'M PETTY TOO IF YOU READY *
* THEN I'M READY TO IF YOU PETTY THEN I'M PETTY TOO
IF YOU READY * * THEN I'M PETTY TO CUTTING OFF MY PARTNER
WAS THINKIN' TRAPPIN WASN'T NO HOBBY * * DROP YOU OFF THE LABE
YOU AIN'T READ TO CATCH A BOD PLUGGED UP LIKE CABLE *
* YOU GON' THIN I'M BLACK MAFI SUB TWINS SOON A
WE CATCH UP NINE DOLLAR * * WHACK THAT HAVE HIS FAMILY WRITING ME A NOVE
WENT TO LOUIS VUITTO JUST TO SHOW OFF * * MY BALENCIAGA
GET MOP FROM A PROSTITUT I FEEL HER TEETH SHE AIN'T GETTIN' A DOLLAR *
* MY YOUNGER 22 SHE DON'T KEEP IT I'MA HER MAM
SHE AIN'T JUST FOR * * THE STREE THESE FOR THE EART
I KNEW SHE WAS A FREAK SHE GREW UP IN A CHURCH * * THESE GIRLS POPPIN'
PLAN B'S LIKE THEY PERCS SAID I WAS A DEAD BEAT WHEN I BOUGHT *
* MY DAUGHTER A BIRKI IF YOU PETTY THEN I'M PETTY TOO
IF YOU PETTY * * THEN I'M PETTY TO IF YOU PETTY
THEN I'M PETTY TOO IF YOU PETTY * * THEN I'M PETTY TO
IF YOU READY THEN I'M READY TOO IF YOU PETTY *
* THEN I'M PETTY TO IF YOU READY THEN I'M PETTY TOO
IF YOU PETTY * * THEN I'M PETTY TOO * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * DON'T RESPOND TO WITH VON I'M LIKE YOU TRIPPIN
GO GET YOU THEY DROPPING LOCATIONS * * WE GET IT IT DONE
TWEETING WE SLIDIN THE FEDS WILL COME HE HIS THEM HIS SONS *
* I'M HANGING WIT WE BREAKING A BOND THEY REALLY DON'T MEAN I
HE SAY IT IN SONGS * * THEY REALLY DON'T MEAN IT HE PLAY IT IN SONG
THEY BEEN SLIDING THROUG THEY BLOCKS AND THEY * * DON'T KNOW WE HAV
AND WE AIN'T CLAIM I BUT I CAN SHOW ACTING LIKE THEY REALLY *
* LIKE THAT SINCE MY BRODIE DIED JUST GOT OUT THE FED
YOU BRING UP MURDERS * * WITH YOUR POLIC I TOLD VON TO LEAVE THAT
SHE POST ON ONLYFANS CATCH EM AT THE APARTMENTS * * THEY BEEN IN 'CAUSE THAT'
OUR ONLY CHANC LIKE THEY THEY ON THE GRAM OLD OPPS MESSING WITH *
* I GET MERCHED WE BEEN THROUGH THER THAT LIKE GHOST LAND
MY BROTHER DTHANG * * JUST GOT AND I BEEN SLOW SINCE
BUT WE GOT BAC ON THEY I BET THEY * * KNOW THIS
AND ON BRO I'M SPEAKING FACTS THIS AIN'T NO DISS *
* KEEP THE POLICE OUT MY BUSINES WE DON'T POS
TRIGGER HAPPY * * I BE WITH ZOO 'NE AND WE O
THEY LIKE DURK HIS A SINGER * * HE WON'T SMOK
YOU CAN BELIEV WHATEVER YOU WAN I GOT YOUR FOLKS HIT *
* AHH H DON'T RESPOND TO WITH VON
I'M LIKE YOU TRIPPING * * GO GET YOUR THEY DROPPING LOCATION
I'M GETTING IT DONE * >> YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS. SHOUT OUT TO FUTURE JUST ONE
TIME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SHOUT OUT TO JIMMY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU. >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE WAY TO DO IT
LIL DURK FUTURE >> GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUD.
>> Jimmy: "72-20" TO OUT NOW MY THANKS TO SETH MEYERS, CAMILLE COTTIN
LIL DURK, FUTURE AND THE ROOTS FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE