1 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:14,080 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:19,552 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,552 --> 00:00:22,288 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - ZOE KRAVITZ. 4 00:00:22,288 --> 00:00:30,130 AL FRANKEN MUSICAL GUEST, SEBASTIAN YATRA AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:30,130 --> 00:00:36,870 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 13 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:40,707 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:43,076 --> 00:00:48,281 * 8 00:00:48,281 --> 00:01:07,300 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 9 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:11,371 OH, IT FEELS SO GOOD ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 10 00:01:11,371 --> 00:01:18,578 "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. HERE WE ARE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 11 00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:20,814 LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS WELL, GUYS, LAST NIGHT PRESIDENT BIDEN DELIVERED HIS 12 00:01:20,814 --> 00:01:29,622 FIRST STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS. BIDEN SPOKE FOR 62 MINUTES 13 00:01:29,622 --> 00:01:32,092 WELL, ACTUALLY HE SPOKE FOR 10 WITH 52 MINUTES OF CLAPPING [ LAUGHTER ] 14 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:32,092 10 WITH 52 MINUTES OF CLAPPING [ LAUGHTER ] 15 00:01:34,561 --> 00:01:38,098 AMERICAN HAS CLEAN WATER TO DRINK AT HOME AND AT SCHOOL. 16 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:43,937 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 17 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:48,341 BIDEN'S SPEECH AIRED ON EVERY MAJOR TV NETWORK WHEN THEY HEARD, NETFLIX WAS 18 00:01:48,341 --> 00:01:53,213 LIKE, "SEE, THIS IS WHY WE CAN CHARGE WHATEVER WE WANT. [ LAUGHTER ] 19 00:01:53,213 --> 00:01:56,816 OF COURSE BIDEN KICKED OFF HIS SPEECH TALKING ABOUT THE WAR IN UKRAINE. 20 00:01:56,816 --> 00:02:03,156 AND IN A RARE MOMENT OF BIPARTISANSHIP, BOTH PARTIES STOOD AND APPLAUDED. 21 00:02:03,156 --> 00:02:05,725 YEP. DEMOCRATS CLAPPED PROUDLY WHILE REPUBLICANS WERE LIKE, "PLEASE 22 00:02:05,725 --> 00:02:09,062 DON'T SHOW ME ON CAMERA. PLEASE DON'T SHOW ME ON CAMERA." 23 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:11,064 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, EVERYONE SEEMED TO BE IN SUPPORT OF BIDEN -- WELL, 24 00:02:11,064 --> 00:02:13,233 ALMOST EVERYONE. THROUGHOUT HIS SPEECH REPRESENTATIVES 25 00:02:13,233 --> 00:02:15,835 MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE AND LAUREN BOEBERT WERE HECKLING BIDEN. 26 00:02:15,835 --> 00:02:22,409 HERE THEY ARE, RIGHT HERE. YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 27 00:02:22,409 --> 00:02:27,781 SO, LIKE THE QANON STATLER AND WALDORF. [ LAUGHTER ] 28 00:02:27,781 --> 00:02:30,283 LOOK, I FEEL BAD FOR THE CONGRESSMAN STUCK IN BETWEEN THEM 29 00:02:30,283 --> 00:02:35,422 LOOK AT THAT GUY [ LAUGHTER ] HE'S LIKE -- 30 00:02:35,422 --> 00:02:39,259 SERIOUSLY, YOU THINK THE MIDDLE SEAT ON SPIRIT AIRLINES IS BAD, YOU KNOW, THAT'S - 31 00:02:39,259 --> 00:02:43,630 [ LAUGHTER ] AND EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT THIS - 32 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:45,699 AT THE VERY END OF HIS SPEECH, BIDEN SAID SOMETHING THAT STOOD OUT TO PEOPLE. 33 00:02:45,699 --> 00:02:46,733 OUT TO PEOPLE. CHECK THIS OUT 34 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:56,176 GOD PROTECT OUR TROOPS 35 00:02:56,176 --> 00:03:02,849 THANK YOU, GO GET HIM! [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "GO" -- "GO GET HIM" 36 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:06,686 >> Steve: "GO GET HIM. >> Jimmy: "GO GET" -- NOT "GO GET 'EM. 37 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:12,692 "GO GET HIM. YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 38 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:14,094 RIGHT AFTER PUTIN CALLED TRUMP AND WAS LIKE, "IS HE TALKING ABOUT ME 39 00:03:14,094 --> 00:03:20,233 IS HE TALKING ABOUT ME OR WHAT IS "-- [ LAUGHTER ] 40 00:03:20,233 --> 00:03:22,135 WELL, CHUCK SCHUMER WAS THERE, AND HE TOOK HOME THE AWARD FOR MOST POORLY TIMED APPLAUSE 41 00:03:22,135 --> 00:03:23,069 MOST POORLY TIMED APPLAUSE WATCH THIS 42 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:27,574 CUT PASSED IN THE PREVIOUS 43 00:03:27,574 --> 00:03:33,146 ADMINISTRATION, THAT BENEFITTED THE TOP 1% OF AMERICANS, THE AMERICAN RESCUE PLAN - 44 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:39,519 [ AUDIENCE OOHS THE AMERICAN RESCUE PLAN HELPED WORKING PEOPLE AND LEFT NO ONE 45 00:03:39,519 --> 00:03:43,089 BEHIND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH, THE -- THE 46 00:03:43,089 --> 00:03:45,825 MEDICAL TERM FOR THAT IS "PREMATURE OVATION." >> Steve: WHOA 47 00:03:45,825 --> 00:03:47,560 HEY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND SPEAKER NANCY 48 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:52,599 PELOSI DIDN'T GO HOME EMPTY HANDED SHE WON THE AWARD FOR WEIRDEST 49 00:03:52,599 --> 00:03:56,636 CLAP HERE IT IS [ APPLAUSE ] 50 00:03:56,636 --> 00:04:03,410 >> MANY OF YOU HAVE BEEN THERE I'VE BEEN IN AND OUT OF IRAQ AND AFGHANISTAN OVER 40 TIMES. 51 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:08,148 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IS THERE A KNUCKLE RUB TIKTOK CHALLENGE THAT WE 52 00:04:08,148 --> 00:04:12,052 DON'T KNOW ABOUT WHAT - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 53 00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:13,687 IT LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS SHAKING INVISIBLE MARACAS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE WAS 54 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:19,259 DOING. * AND THIS IS GREAT, SUPREME 55 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,127 COURT JUSTICE STEPHEN BREYER DEFINITELY WON THE AWARD FOR "GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE THE WAITERS 56 00:04:21,127 --> 00:04:22,395 AT APPLEBEE'S ARE SINGING HIM HAPPY BIRTHDAY." LOOK AT THIS 57 00:04:22,395 --> 00:04:22,429 HAPPY BIRTHDAY." LOOK AT THIS 58 00:04:26,866 --> 00:04:27,934 [ APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK 59 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:33,707 YOU. [ APPLAUSE ] I MEAN IT. 60 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:40,480 GET UP LET THEM SEE YOU THANK YOU. 61 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:43,416 [ APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] 62 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:53,159 [ RIM SHOT ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SWITCHING GEARS HERE 63 00:04:53,159 --> 00:04:55,095 MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL HAS CANCELLED OPENING DAY AND SOME REGULAR SEASON GAMES, AFTER 64 00:04:55,095 --> 00:05:02,569 OWNERS - [ AUDIENCE BOOS -- FAILED TO REACH A DEAL WITH 65 00:05:02,569 --> 00:05:04,871 PLAYERS TO END THE LOCKOUT, YEAH IT'S TOUGH BECAUSE IT MEANS 66 00:05:04,871 --> 00:05:12,846 THAT THERE'S ONLY 900 BASEBALL GAMES LEFT THIS SEASON [ LAUGHTER ] 67 00:05:12,846 --> 00:05:17,650 YEAH, THIS IS ROUGH NEWS FOR FANS, AND EVEN MORE DEVASTATING NEWS FOR THE TINY ICE CREAM 68 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:24,424 HELMET INDUSTRY. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU GUYS LIKE THAT ONE 69 00:05:24,424 --> 00:05:27,427 [ LAUGHTER ] LISTEN TO THIS, FITBIT IS RECALLING NEARLY 2 MILLION OF 70 00:05:27,427 --> 00:05:29,095 ITS SMART WATCHES AFTER 118 PEOPLE REPORTED THAT THE BATTERIES GOT TOO HOT AND 71 00:05:29,095 --> 00:05:38,204 BURNED THEM. >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: 118 PEOPLE 72 00:05:38,204 --> 00:05:43,643 HOW'D IT GET TO THAT POINT WHERE THEY, LIKE, "MAYBE THE FIRST 117 ARE JUST A FLUKE." 73 00:05:43,643 --> 00:05:46,379 [ LAUGHTER ] USUALLY THE ONLY TIME I GET BURNED BY MY FITBIT IS WHEN IT 74 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:48,348 TELLS ME I DIDN'T STAND UP ENOUGH [ LAUGHTER ] 75 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:54,220 AND FINALLY, THIS IS GOING VIRAL. LAST NIGHT ON "WHEEL OF 76 00:05:54,220 --> 00:05:56,990 FORTUNE," ONE CONTESTANT KEPT TRYING TO SOLVE THE PUZZLE WITH ONLY TWO LETTERS LEFT. 77 00:05:56,990 --> 00:06:01,027 SEEMED PRETTY OBVIOUS, BUT SHE JUST COULDN'T QUITE GET IT WATCH THIS 78 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:01,027 JUST COULDN'T QUITE GET IT WATCH THIS 79 00:06:02,829 --> 00:06:05,031 >> I'LL SOLVE. >> OKAY. 80 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:10,770 >> "ANOTHER FEATHER IN YOUR HAT. [ BUZZER ] 81 00:06:10,770 --> 00:06:13,073 I'LL SOLVE >> OKAY. "ANOTHER FEATHER IN YOUR LAP." 82 00:06:13,073 --> 00:06:19,412 [ LAUGHTER ] [ BUZZER ] >> NO. 83 00:06:19,412 --> 00:06:21,047 >> A "P" >> YES, THERE'S A "P." [ APPLAUSE ] 84 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:26,086 [ DING ] >> I WILL SOLVE. >> OKAY. 85 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:29,055 >> "ANOTHER FEATHER IN YOUR MAP" [ LAUGHTER ] 86 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:36,696 [ BUZZER ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT WAS PRETTY FUN 87 00:06:36,696 --> 00:06:39,299 THOUGH, 'CAUSE DURING EACH GUEST WE ALL FELT LIKE CHUCK SCHUMER. 88 00:06:39,299 --> 00:06:44,537 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, 89 00:06:44,537 --> 00:06:45,805 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY. 90 00:06:47,974 --> 00:06:53,847 * 91 00:06:53,847 --> 00:07:02,422 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE 92 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:06,393 FOR YOU TONIGHT. SHE STARS IN THE BIGGEST MOVIE OUT THIS WEEKEND, "THE BATMAN. 93 00:07:06,393 --> 00:07:11,664 ZOE KRAVITZ IS HERE TONIGHT. >> Steve: WOAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 94 00:07:11,664 --> 00:07:16,903 >> Jimmy: GREAT. SHE'S FANTASTIC. PLUS, YOU CAN SEE HIM ON HIS 95 00:07:16,903 --> 00:07:18,638 FIRST SOLO STANDUP COMEDY TOUR CALLED "THE ONLY FORMER U.S. SENATOR CURRENTLY ON TOUR 96 00:07:18,638 --> 00:07:27,080 TOUR." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AL FRANKEN IS HERE TONIGHT 97 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,149 >> Steve: COME ON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AND WE'VE GOT GREAT 98 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:33,953 MUSIC FROM SEBASTIAN YATRA, RIGHT THERE. >> Steve: OH 99 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:43,063 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I -- QUICKLY, TODAY'S A LITTLE ANNIVERSARY FOR US. 100 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:47,400 IT'S BEEN 13 YEARS AGO, WE -- WE STARTED LATE NIGHT. >> Steve: 13 101 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:53,840 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S A LONG -- 13? >> Jimmy: 13 YEARS AGO, YEAH 102 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:57,143 MARCH 2ND, SO YEAH >> Steve: SO, IT'S NOW A A TEENAGER 103 00:07:57,143 --> 00:08:03,283 >> Jimmy: YEAH EXACTLY, YEAH. SO, 13 YEARS AGO WE ACTUALLY 104 00:08:03,283 --> 00:08:06,019 MADE -- WE MADE A YEARBOOK [ AUDIENCE AWS ] BECAUSE WE WERE SO EXCITED JUST 105 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:07,854 TO BE ON THE AIR FOR A YEAR. WE DIDN'T THINK WE WOULD GO FURTHER THAN A YEAR. 106 00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:14,894 [ LAUGHTER ] SO, WE WERE SO EXCITED WE MADE A FAKE -- "LEARNING TO 107 00:08:14,894 --> 00:08:19,432 FLY" WAS OUR THEME WHAT I LOVE -- I WAS LOOKING AT IT TODAY, JUST GOING - 108 00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:24,037 2009, THE FIRST YEAR, WE DEDICATED TO -- TO WAYNE FEDDERMAN, WHO'S A GREAT 109 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:28,041 COMEDIAN, AND THEN -- YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THEN IF YOU GO DOWN HERE, 110 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:33,646 AND IT'S A REBUTTAL TO THE DEDICATION, 'CAUSE HE'S STILL ALIVE, AND SO WE JUST -- 111 00:08:33,646 --> 00:08:39,753 [ LAUGHTER ] AND HERE'S -- THIS IS ONE THING I KEPT TO HANGING ON MY OFFICE 112 00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:43,356 WALL, JUST TO KEEP ME GROUNDED, 'CAUSE YOU GO -- YOU CAN'T GET A BIG HEAD IN THIS BUSINESS, NO 113 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,425 MATTER WHAT. YOU GET SO EXCITED, YOU GO, "OH, MY GOSH, I GOT LATE NIGHT 114 00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:53,967 AND THIS IS SUCH A BIG DEAL. AND, YOU KNOW, I THANK CONAN O'BRIEN FOR KEEPING THE 115 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:58,071 SHOW ON THE AIR, BY THE WAY, 16 YEARS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 116 00:08:58,071 --> 00:09:05,779 DAVID LETTERMAN. >> Steve: YEP. >> Jimmy: UNBELIEVABLE 117 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:09,082 I WOULDN'T HAVE A JOB IF IT WEREN'T FOR THOSE GUYS AND I WAS JUST SO EXCITED, I 118 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:10,684 GOT MY THING, AND I GET TO MY OFFICE, AND THIS IS HANGING IN FRONT OF MY OFFICE 119 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:14,421 CAN YOU SEE THIS I SPELLED MY NAME WRONG. >> Steve: YEAH 120 00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:16,222 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "JIMMY FALON." >> Jimmy: "JIMMY FALON." 121 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:18,258 >> Steve: "JIMMY FALON." "WHO'S THE NEW GUY?" >> Jimmy: YEAH, NBC IS LIKE, 122 00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:20,093 "YEAH, YOU'LL GET THERE, ONE DAY, YEAH. I WAS LIKE, "DON'T TAKE IT OFF, 123 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:24,464 DON'T CHANGE THAT, I GOTTA SAVE THAT." SO, ANYWAY, THANKS TO EVERYONE 124 00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:27,867 WHO WORKED ON THAT SHOW AND EVERYONE FOR WATCHING US FOR ALL THESE YEARS. 125 00:09:27,867 --> 00:09:32,238 I APPRECIATE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: FUN TIMES. 126 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:36,276 HERE WE ARE. 13 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 127 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:37,911 >> Jimmy: GUYS, AS I SAID EARLIER, YESTERDAY WAS PRESIDENT BIDEN'S STATE OF THE 128 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:41,448 UNION ADDRESS. AND AFTER THE SPEECH I SAW A A LOT OF POLITICIANS REACTED 129 00:09:41,448 --> 00:09:46,119 WITH STATEMENTS OF THEIR OWN LET'S TAKE A LOOK. IT'S TIME FOR "STATE OF THE 130 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:46,853 IT'S TIME FOR "STATE OF THE UNION REACTIONS. 131 00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:48,722 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 132 00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:51,958 * STATE OF THE UNIO REACTIONS * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE 133 00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:54,761 WHAT EVERYONE HAD TO SAY ABOUT BIDEN'S SPEECH FIRST UP, WE HAVE SENATOR 134 00:09:54,761 --> 00:10:00,967 RICHARD BLUMENTHAL HE SAID, "I LOVE THE SPEECH, ALMOST AS MUCH AS I LOVE 135 00:10:00,967 --> 00:10:11,578 FOLDING MY ARMS NATURALLY. [ LAUGHTER ] UP NEXT WE HAVE SENATOR 136 00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:18,785 MARK KELLY HE SAID, "I WASN'T THERE I SENT JEFF BEZOS IN MY PLACE, 137 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:25,825 AND NO ONE NOTICED." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WOW. 138 00:10:25,825 --> 00:10:27,193 >> Jimmy: THAT'S UNFORTUNATE >> Steve: WHY? >> Jimmy: NEXT WE HAVE 139 00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:29,295 CONGRESSMAN RICK CRAWFORD. HE SAID, "I GOT THERE AS SOON AS I COULD LEAVE MY SECOND JOB 140 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:34,000 SINGING TO CUSTOMERS AT COLD STONE CREAMERY." [ APPLAUSE ] 141 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:38,505 >> Steve: "I USED TO CALL HER DANNY --" >> Jimmy: HERE'S SENATOR TOMMY TUBERVILLE 142 00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:42,876 AFTER BIDEN'S SPEECH, HE SAID, "I WAS DISTRACTED. I KEPT THINKING ABOUT HOW MY 143 00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:47,681 NAME WOULD BE PERFECT FOR A WATER PARK MASCOT. [ LAUGHTER ] 144 00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:51,718 "KIDS, YOU WANT TO GET A A PHOTO? >> Steve: "RIGHT 145 00:10:51,718 --> 00:10:53,720 LET'S GO DOWN TO TUBERVILLE. [ LAUGHTER ] UP NEXT WE HAVE CONGRESSMAN 146 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:59,359 EARL BLUMENAUER. HE SAID, "I WAS TOO BUSY TRIMMING MY BANGS. 147 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:07,067 BANGS ARE COMING BACK. BANGS AND BOWTIES, BABY -- B.B.B. 148 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:13,073 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: FINALLY WE HAVE 149 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:16,443 CONGRESSMAN AUGUST PFLUGER "HE SAID I PFLOUGHT IT PFLASN'T PFLERY PFLOOD. 150 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:21,548 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY STICK AROUND AFTER THE BREAK 151 00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:22,882 WE'RE PLAYING "CAN YOU FEEL IT" WITH ZOE KRAVITZ COME ON BACK 152 00:11:22,882 --> 00:11:30,090 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> OH NO 153 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:37,697 >> OH NO RIGHT, YOU'LL BE FINE. >> Jimmy: AHH! 154 00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:53,813 EVERYBODY. IT IS TIME TO PLAY "CAN YOU FEEL IT? 155 00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:53,847 IT IS TIME TO PLAY "CAN YOU FEEL IT? 156 00:11:56,016 --> 00:12:01,054 * CAN YOU FEEL IT * 157 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:05,925 >> Jimmy: AND I AM GOING TO NEED SOME HELP SHE STARS IN THE GIANT NEW 158 00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:08,661 MOVIE "THE BATMAN" IN THEATERS AND IMAX THIS FRIDAY PLEASE WELCOME ZOE KRAVITZ 159 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:18,371 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I'M SCARED. 160 00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:22,108 >> Jimmy: I KNOW DON'T EVEN LOOK AT THAT. THAT'S A STANDING O FOR YOU, 161 00:12:22,108 --> 00:12:24,177 BUD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT, ZOE KRAVITZ. 162 00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:31,084 ALL RIGHT. ZOE, HERE'S HOW -- HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS 163 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,619 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A NUMBER OF MYSTERY OBJECTS BROUGHT OUT IN FRONT OF US. 164 00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:37,390 AND OUR JOB IS TO GUESS WHAT IS - EACH ONE IS. 165 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:44,731 THE CATCH IS WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT BY TOUCH ALONE SINCE YOU'RE OUR GUEST, WHY 166 00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:47,233 DON'T YOU GO FIRST >> GREAT [ LAUGHTER ] 167 00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:48,968 >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE WHAT YOUR FIRST OBJECT IS. YOU'LL HAVE 30 SECONDS TO 168 00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:58,511 IDENTIFY WHAT THIS IS. ALL RIGHT. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. 169 00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:03,416 >> HEY, NOW, HEY [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS ] 170 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:08,755 OH, GOD. OKAY CAN I ASK SOME QUESTIONS 171 00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:11,925 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IS IT ALIVE >> Jimmy: NO 172 00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:16,062 >> STOP IT YOU ARE -- YOU ARE SCARING ME. [ LAUGHTER ] 173 00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:25,605 >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S SILLY >> I'M SO SCARED [ LAUGHTER ] 174 00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:32,379 >> Jimmy: IT'S NOTHING IT'S FAKE DOG POOP >> EWW 175 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:34,147 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO >> I REALLY CAN'T. 176 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:46,159 >> Jimmy: NO, I AM UP HERE HERE WE GO [ LAUGHTER ] 177 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:50,630 >> OH, GOD OH, NO YOU'LL BE FINE 178 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:56,002 RIGHT? YOU'LL BE FINE >> Jimmy: I'M JUST GOING TO 179 00:13:56,002 --> 00:14:02,242 SWITCH THE BOXES UP! >> WHO PICKS THIS? THIS IS CRAZY. 180 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:03,610 >> Jimmy: NO, THIS IS ALL CRAZY. [ SCREAMING 181 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:06,813 I HATE THIS GAME I HATE IT! I TOUCHED THIS 182 00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:11,084 WHATEVER IT WAS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. >> OH, NO. 183 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:13,153 >> Jimmy: OH, DON'T SAY THAT TO ME DON'T SAY THAT TO ME 184 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:16,556 >> I'M SORRY NO, YOU'RE FINE. YOU'RE FINE. 185 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:22,062 >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE SOMETHING -- >> OH, GOD 186 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:26,066 OH I'M SCARED FOR YOU [ SCREAMING 187 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,468 >> Jimmy: IT'S WET IT'S WET IT'S SO WET, IT'S DISGUSTING 188 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:33,073 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S STILL GROSS I'M GOING TO THROW UP. 189 00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,241 I SWEAR, I'M GOING TO THROW UP AND GET SICK IT'S COLD AND IT'S WET AND 190 00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:40,080 SOMETHING LICKED ME BABY IS IT A CAT? I CAN'T DO IT. 191 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:45,285 I'M FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW CAN I GO OVER ON THIS SIDE >> YES 192 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:46,853 [ SCREAMING >> Jimmy: SOMETHING ELSE LICKED ME 193 00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:48,688 THIS IS SO WEIRD I HATE THIS GAME CAN I TOUCH IT 194 00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:51,091 [ SCREAMING I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS! I CAN'T DO IT! 195 00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:59,733 WHAT IS IT [ BUZZER ] >> IT'S POPSICLES. 196 00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:02,869 >> Jimmy: WHAT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT FELT LIKE SOMETHING WAS 197 00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:07,474 LICKING ME IT FELT LIKE SOMETHING WAS MOVING AND LICKING ME. 198 00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:09,142 IT WAS SO GROSS. >> IT'S CRAZY WHAT OUR MINDS DO 199 00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:13,046 >> Jimmy: RIGHT? ALSO, YOU DIDN'T HELP EITHER GOING "OH, NO. 200 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:15,482 >> I KNOW, I'M SORRY ISN'T THAT THE GAME? >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT IS. 201 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:17,117 ZOE, HERE YOU GO >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: GOOD LUCK. 202 00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:21,921 >> THANKS. JIMMY. [ AUDIENCE OHs ] 203 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,057 [ SCREAMING I'M BRAVE. I'M COOL AND I'M BRAVE 204 00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:29,129 >> Jimmy: RIGHT? >> AND I'M COOL. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU CAN DO IT. 205 00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:33,166 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ SCREAMING >> I TOUCHED IT. 206 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:39,072 WHAT IS IT I HAVE NO -- WHAT IS IT? >> Jimmy: NO, JUST TRY IT 207 00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:40,707 AGAIN, TRY IT AGAIN. OH, NO >> STOP IT 208 00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:43,076 A TURTLE >> Jimmy: NO BUT NOT BAD? 209 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:48,682 >> REALLY? >> Jimmy: IT'S A HONEYCOMB WITH A FAKE BEE. 210 00:15:48,682 --> 00:15:50,650 A HONEYCOMB. >> OH. [ CHEERS ] 211 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:57,891 THAT'S NOT A TURTLE. >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S NOT A A TURTLE 212 00:15:57,891 --> 00:15:59,559 I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG YOU WANT TO ACT HOW MANY MORE BOXES DO WE HAVE 213 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,361 BECAUSE I'M FREAKING OUT ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 214 00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:08,468 >> OH, WHAT IS -- WHAT IS THAT [ AUDIENCE OHs ] I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS. 215 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:12,105 >> Jimmy: WELL, I KNOW WHAT THAT IS. AND THAT'S THE SOUND OF 216 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:19,846 EVERYONE GOING - [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S THE SOUND OF US NOT 217 00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:25,652 KNOWING WHAT IT IS >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 218 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:40,934 >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS BUT I -- OH, I DON'T LIKE IT I DON'T LIKE THAT. 219 00:16:40,934 --> 00:17:01,821 YOU'RE CLOSE, YOU'RE CLOSE, YOU'RE CLOSE OH 220 00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:03,356 YOU'RE VERY COMFORTABLE WITH THAT YOU'RE REALLY GETTING COMFY 221 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,225 WITH IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH I HAVE NO IDEA 222 00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:09,929 IS THAT A TURTLE IS IT A TURTLE [ BUZZER ] 223 00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:12,032 WHAT IF WE KEEP GUESSING TURTLE >> IT'S ONLY TURTLES 224 00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:14,067 [ SCREAMING >> WHAT IS IT? >> Jimmy: WHAT IS IT 225 00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:15,802 >> WHAT IS IT? >> Jimmy: WHAT -- IS IT? [ SCREAMING 226 00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:18,872 WHAT WAS THAT? >> WHAT IS IT? >> Jimmy: WHAT IS IT 227 00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:25,545 WHAT IS THAT WHY WOULD I TOUCH THAT >> IS THAT A CLAM? 228 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:29,049 >> Jimmy: IS THAT A CLAM >> YES >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD DARN IT 229 00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:34,854 GET IT ABSOLUTELY OUT OF HERE. ALL RIGHT. ZOE, IT'S OUR LAST ROUND 230 00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:42,395 FINAL ROUND. NOW, FOR THIS ONE -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 231 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:51,137 -- WE'RE BOTH GOING TO GET THE SAME BOX, OKAY WE'RE BOTH GOING TO PUT OUR 232 00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,539 HANDS IN, OKAY AND THEN WE'LL HAVE TO GUESS WHAT IT IS 233 00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:57,477 [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, NO. >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU, BUD. 234 00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:59,779 >> I DON'T WANT TO >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU - >> I DON'T WANT TO 235 00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:01,414 >> Jimmy: I KNOW, I DON'T WANT TO I'M GOING TO GO -- 236 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,583 I WANT TO GO THIS WAY. >> THIS WAY? >> Jimmy: YEAH 237 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:14,627 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IT MOVED >> IT'S RUBBER 238 00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:17,263 >> Jimmy: IT MOVED, IT MOVED >> YOU -- IT'S RUBBER. >> Jimmy: DID I TOUCH YOU? 239 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:20,433 >> THAT WAS -- WAS THAT YOU? >> Jimmy: DID I TOUCH YOUR HAND 240 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,602 IF WE KEEP GOING -- OH STOP >> IT'S RUBBER 241 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:28,308 IT'S RUBBER! >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S -- IT'S A A BATMAN MASK. 242 00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:35,281 >> OH, IT'S MOVING OH, MY GOD >> Jimmy: THERE'S SOMEONE IN 243 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:39,219 THERE. >> OH, MY GOD THERE'S A HUMAN BEING IN THERE 244 00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:44,924 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. >> THERE'S A HUMAN BEING HE'S A GROWN MAN 245 00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,659 >> Jimmy: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE. GET OUT OF HERE. 246 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,395 >> NO. >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO ZOE KRAVITZ. 247 00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:50,063 >> NO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I'M SO SORRY 248 00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:51,798 WE'RE TALKING TO ZOE AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 249 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:58,471 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 250 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,440 >> Jimmy: WAIT, SO YOU DO THE SCREEN TEST. YOU WALK IN. 251 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,409 HE'S DRESSED AS BATMAN >> YEAH, ONLY FROM THE WAIST UP, BY THE WAY 252 00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:05,145 HE WAS WEARING - [ LAUGHTER ] HE WAS WEARING SWEATPANTS AT 253 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:07,881 THE BOTTOM >> Jimmy; OH MY GOSH YOU'VE SEEN STUFF THAT NO ONE'S 254 00:19:07,881 --> 00:19:10,016 EVER SEEN. BATMAN WEARING SWEATPANTS AND -- 255 00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:23,730 >> LIKE CASUAL -- CAUSAL BATMAN >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A 256 00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:27,367 A VERY TALENTED ACTRESS STARRING IN THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED NEW MOVIE, "THE 257 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:34,174 BATMAN," WHICH IS IN THEATERS AND IMAX THIS FRIDAY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE 258 00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,108 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME ZOE KRAVITZ. 259 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:38,044 * 260 00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:53,393 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 261 00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:56,363 >> Jimmy: ANOTHER STANDING OVATION. >> YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME. 262 00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:58,198 YOU GUYS ARE INCREDIBLE. >> Jimmy: TWO STANDING O's FOR YOU. 263 00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:00,567 WE LOVE YOU THAT MUCH. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO OUR 264 00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:03,003 SHOW >> I'M HAPPY TO BE HERE. >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR ALWAYS 265 00:20:03,003 --> 00:20:07,107 COMING ON. YOU KNOW WE LOVE YOU HERE. MAN, YOU'RE PHENOMENAL IN "THE 266 00:20:07,107 --> 00:20:15,915 BATMAN." >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE 267 00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:18,551 I CAN'T WAIT TO GET IN AND TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 268 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,720 I'M JUST SO HAPPY, I'M LIKE, "GO, ZOE GO." 269 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:26,292 YOU JUST CRUSH IT. BUT I ALSO -- IT'S A BIG -- THAT'S THIS WEEKEND. 270 00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:30,030 IT'S GOING TO BE THE BIGGEST MOVIE. I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT IT. 271 00:20:30,030 --> 00:20:32,966 THEN NEXT WEEKEND, YOU'RE HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." >> UH-HUH. 272 00:20:32,966 --> 00:20:34,401 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WHY ARE YOU -- WHY 273 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:36,136 WOULD YOU PUT THIS MUCH PRESSURE ON YOURSELF >> I -- I DON'T KNOW 274 00:20:36,136 --> 00:20:37,904 THIS WAS A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE PLAN >> Jimmy: YEAH, BECAUSE THEN 275 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,606 YOU CAN ONLY ENJOY THAT FOR A WEEK BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT TO GET RIGHT INTO -- IT'S A LOT 276 00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:40,940 WORK >> I'M SO SCARED AND SO EXCITED. 277 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:44,110 I KEEP ON ASKING, LIKE, FRIENDS OF MINE WHO HAVE HOSTED. >> Jimmy: YEAH 278 00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:46,846 >> I'M ASKING FOR SOME COMFORT OR SOMETHING >> Jimmy: YES. 279 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:49,149 >> AND I TELL THEM I'M SCARED. AND THEY ALL SAY, "YOU SHOULD BE SCARED. 280 00:20:49,149 --> 00:20:51,551 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD NO, NO, NO 281 00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:52,986 NO >> NOT ONE PERSON HAS -- HAS SAID, LIKE, "JUST RELAX. 282 00:20:52,986 --> 00:20:54,821 YOU'RE GOING TO BE FINE. >> Jimmy: OH I'M GOING TO TELL YOU RIGHT 283 00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:56,923 NOW, YOU'RE GOING TO BE SO FINE I THINK YOU'RE JUST A NATURAL. 284 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,324 EVERY TIME YOU'VE COME ON THE SHOW, YOU JUST STEAL THE WHOLE SHOW 285 00:20:58,324 --> 00:21:07,067 WE ALL LOVE YOU. >> AW, YOU'RE VERY SWEET >> Jimmy: BUT YOU WERE -- BUT 286 00:21:07,067 --> 00:21:17,344 YOU ARE -- HONESTLY, THIS THING JUST, KIND OF, WENT AROUND RECENTLY, FOOTAGE THAT -- 287 00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:19,546 >> OH, BOY >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S -- NO, IT'S GREAT 288 00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:22,482 >> IT'S CUTE >> Jimmy: IT'S CUTE. >> OKAY. 289 00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:24,684 >> Jimmy: IT'S YOU AS A CHILD. >> BEING A HAM >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT YOU WERE 290 00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:26,453 BEING A HAM -- WHERE WERE YOU AT A VH1 THING OR SOMETHING? >> YEAH, MY DAD, I THINK, WAS 291 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,321 DOING AN INTERVIEW FOR VH1 AND I THINK HE WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND THEN I WAS LIKE, "IT'S MY 292 00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:29,422 TURN." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND YOU WERE -- YOU 293 00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:31,725 WERE 7-YEARS-OLD >> SOMETHING LIKE THAT >> Jimmy: AND THEY WERE LIKE, 294 00:21:31,725 --> 00:21:33,426 "HEY, WHILE YOUR DAD'S AWAY -- BECAUSE'S THERE'S -- DO YOU WANT DO -- 295 00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:35,829 >> THEY'RE LIKE, "LOOK AT THIS CHILD? >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY WERE LIKE, 296 00:21:35,829 --> 00:21:37,897 "CAN YOU SING SOMETHING? AND YOU JUST HOPPED UP AND YOU'RE LIKE, "I'M GOING TO DO 297 00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:39,766 'NO SCRUBS.' THIS WAS REAL. CHECK THIS OUT 298 00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:40,700 CHECK THIS OUT HERE'S BABY ZOE KRAVITZ. 299 00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:44,137 * A SCRUB IS A GUY THAT 300 00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:46,539 CAN'T GET NO LOVE FROM ME * * HANGING OUT THE PASSENGER SIDE OF HI 301 00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:48,842 BEST FRIEND'S RIDE * * TRYING TO HOLLER AT ME * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 302 00:21:48,842 --> 00:21:56,816 >> AM I ON TV? >> "AM I ON TV WHY AM I WEARING A TIARA 303 00:21:56,816 --> 00:22:00,854 >> Jimmy: WHY WERE YOU - >> I DON'T KNOW. >> Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST 304 00:22:00,854 --> 00:22:03,690 A CUTE -- "AM I ON TV? >> "AM I ON TV?" >> Jimmy: THE CUTEST KID EVER. 305 00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:08,194 COME ON. LET'S TALK ABOUT "THE BATMAN" BECAUSE LAST TIME, I THINK, YOU 306 00:22:08,194 --> 00:22:09,629 WERE HERE, YOU WERE FILMING AND -- YOU WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF FILMING 307 00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:16,269 YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING, OBVIOUSLY, NO SPOILERS >> YEP 308 00:22:16,269 --> 00:22:22,709 >> Jimmy: BUT THIS IS TWO YEARS IN THE MAKING. >> YEAH, I GOT THE JOB IN 2019 309 00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:24,978 >> Jimmy: WOWSERS. >> AND THEN WE GOT DOWN FOR SIX MONTHS BECAUSE OF COVID. 310 00:22:24,978 --> 00:22:27,547 AND, YEAH, IT'S BEEN A LONG JOURNEY. >> Jimmy: YEAH 311 00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:30,150 >> IT'S BEEN WILD. >> Jimmy: AND DID YOU -- THEY -- DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU 312 00:22:30,150 --> 00:22:31,918 WERE GOING TO BE UP FOR -- FOR CATWOMAN DID YOU -- HOW DID THIS COME 313 00:22:31,918 --> 00:22:34,087 ABOUT? >> NO. >> Jimmy: DID YOU PUSH FOR IT 314 00:22:34,087 --> 00:22:38,892 AND YOU'RE LIKE, "I GOT TO DO THIS?" >> NO. 315 00:22:38,892 --> 00:22:40,927 I -- I GOT A PHONE CALL. MY AGENT TOLD ME THAT I WAS ON THE LIST OF ACTORS THEY WERE 316 00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:45,098 LOOKING AT AND EVEN THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN ENOUGH 317 00:22:45,098 --> 00:22:46,766 TO BE ON THAT LIST WAS PRETTY WILD AND THEN I FLEW OUT TO L.A. TO 318 00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:48,635 MEET MATT REEVES, THE DIRECTOR AND LOVED HIM. AND JUST LOVED HIS VISION. 319 00:22:48,635 --> 00:22:52,439 >> Jimmy: HOW IS HE? >> HE'S A WONDERFUL HUMAN, WONDERFUL DIRECTOR, CARES SO 320 00:22:52,439 --> 00:22:55,108 MUCH HE -- HE WROTE THE SCRIPT AS WELL 321 00:22:55,108 --> 00:22:58,678 SO, I WAS JUST -- I JUST WANTED TO WORK WITH HIM >> Jimmy: AND DID YOU KNOW 322 00:22:58,678 --> 00:23:02,716 ROBERT PATTINSON BEFORE? >> I KNEW ROB. I KNEW ROB JUST FROM, I DON'T 323 00:23:02,716 --> 00:23:05,685 KNOW, AROUND >> Jimmy: AROUND >> YEAH, AROUND. 324 00:23:05,685 --> 00:23:09,356 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT I HAD NEVER WORKED WITH 325 00:23:09,356 --> 00:23:12,692 HIM. AND I'M A HUGE FAN OF HIS WORK AND I HAD TO CAMERA TEST WITH 326 00:23:12,692 --> 00:23:14,427 HIM AND THAT WAS, KIND OF, FUNNY. >> Jimmy: WOW. 327 00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:16,262 >> JUST TO CAMERA TEST WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW DRESSED UP AS BATMAN AND YOU HAVEN'T SEEN 328 00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:18,131 THEM IN AWHILE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE WAS DRESSED -- HE 329 00:23:18,131 --> 00:23:20,767 WAS DRESSED AS BATMAN? >> YEAH, THEY PUT HIM, AND I THINK, IN GEORGE CLOONEY'S 330 00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:22,502 SUIT BUT THEN YOU, KIND OF, CATCH UP 331 00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:24,270 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE LIKE, "SO HOW YOU BEEN?" YOU KNOW 332 00:23:24,270 --> 00:23:26,339 AND -- >> Jimmy: HE'S LIKE, "I'M ALL RIGHT. 333 00:23:26,339 --> 00:23:29,409 YEAH, YEAH." >> YEAH, YEAH. "I'M BATMAN. 334 00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:32,145 >> Jimmy: "I MEAN, I'M BATMAN, I GUESS. YEAH, YEAH." 335 00:23:32,145 --> 00:23:34,214 IT'S WILD. BUT, WAIT, SO YOU DO THE SCREEN TEST 336 00:23:34,214 --> 00:23:36,416 YOU WALK IN, HE'S DRESSED AS BATMAN >> YEP 337 00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:40,453 ONLY FROM THE WAIST UP, BY THE WAY. [ LAUGHTER ] 338 00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:41,755 HE WAS WEARING -- HE WAS WEARING SWEATPANTS ON THE BOTTOM 339 00:23:41,755 --> 00:23:43,757 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'VE SEEN SOMETHING NO ONE 340 00:23:43,757 --> 00:23:47,560 HAS EVER SEEN. BATMAN WEARING SWEATPANTS. >> LIKE, "CASUAL -- CASUAL 341 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:49,295 BATMAN." >> Jimmy: "CASUAL BATMAN," THAT'S THE SEQUEL. 342 00:23:49,295 --> 00:23:51,698 OH, YEAH >> YEAH, FOR SURE. >> Jimmy: WAIT, SO YOU GO IN, 343 00:23:51,698 --> 00:23:54,534 YOU GO, "OH, MY GOSH." THAT'S -- I MEAN, THAT'S ACTING RIGHT THERE. 344 00:23:54,534 --> 00:23:56,736 I MEAN, YOU GOT TO GO IN THERE AND BE LIKE, "HEY, LET'S JUST GO FOR IT. 345 00:23:56,736 --> 00:24:00,774 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: "BECAUSE I KNOW YOU AND NOW YOU'RE BATMAN. 346 00:24:00,774 --> 00:24:02,542 >> LIKE, HE WAS SO GOOD THAT I ACTUALLY -- I WAS SO SCARED THAT I WAS JUST GOING TO BE 347 00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:03,943 THINKING, "OH, MY GOD, IT'S ROB DRESSED AS BATMAN. THAT'S WEIRD." 348 00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:05,812 BUT HE WAS SO WONDERFUL THAT I'VE TOTALLY FORGOT IT WAS HIM, ACTUALLY, WHICH WAS REALLY 349 00:24:05,812 --> 00:24:11,584 IMPRESSIVE >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE, HONESTLY, IS AMAZING 350 00:24:11,584 --> 00:24:16,523 BUT YOU'RE AMAZING AS WELL IN THIS IT JUST ALL WORKS. 351 00:24:16,523 --> 00:24:18,191 AND I -- YOU JUST GO INTO THIS WORLD AND YOU FORGET WHO -- THAT YOU KNOW ANYONE 352 00:24:18,191 --> 00:24:20,060 I'M LIKE, "OH, THESE ARE JUST GREAT ACTORS AND THAT -- >> OH, I'M SO HAPPY TO HEAR 353 00:24:20,060 --> 00:24:26,533 THAT >> Jimmy: OH, I LOVED IT AND I WAS LIKE, "OKAY, NOW, IF 354 00:24:26,533 --> 00:24:28,435 I WAS CASS' CATWOMAN -- >> WHICH YOU MIGHT -- WHICH YOU STILL MIGHT BE 355 00:24:28,435 --> 00:24:32,906 >> Jimmy: I WAS ON THE LIST. >> YOU'RE STILL YOUNG, JIMMY >> Jimmy: MY AGENT CALLED ME AS 356 00:24:32,906 --> 00:24:37,711 WELL [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS SO NERVOUS 357 00:24:37,711 --> 00:24:40,347 I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD. DON'T GET ME IN THE ROOM WITH ROB. 358 00:24:40,347 --> 00:24:42,849 [ LAUGHTER ] "BECAUSE I'M WEARING SWEATPANTS AS WELL. 359 00:24:42,849 --> 00:24:44,951 BUT I WOULD STUDY -- I WOULD STUDY CATS >> I DID THAT. 360 00:24:44,951 --> 00:24:47,554 >> Jimmy: I WOULD -- I WOULD DRINK MILK OUT OF A BOWL [ LAUGHTER ] 361 00:24:47,554 --> 00:24:50,523 >> I DID THAT. >> Jimmy: YOU DID NOT. >> I DID 362 00:24:50,523 --> 00:24:52,926 >> Jimmy: YOU DRANK MILK OUT OF A BOWL >> MAYBE 363 00:24:52,926 --> 00:24:54,994 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M METHOD, DUDE [ LAUGHTER ] 364 00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:57,297 >> Jimmy: ME TOO YEAH, DUDE, I'M SO INTO IT I DO LIKE CATS BECAUSE THEY'RE 365 00:24:57,297 --> 00:24:59,099 CURIOUS. I FIND THEM INTERESTING. I FEEL LIKE THEY COULD KILL ME 366 00:24:59,099 --> 00:25:01,334 ANY TWO SECONDS. >> THAT'S -- I WAS REALLY INSPIRED BY THAT 367 00:25:01,334 --> 00:25:04,170 I WATCHED A BUNCH OF CAT VIDEOS, FELINE VIDEOS, WATCHING THEM FIGHT 368 00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:09,042 AND WHAT I WAS SO INTERESTED BY WAS THE FACT THAT YOU CAN -- YOU CAN'T READ THEIR FACE AT 369 00:25:09,042 --> 00:25:10,410 ALL, WHICH IS WHY I THINK PEOPLE ARE, KIND OF, CREEPED OUT BY THEM. 370 00:25:10,410 --> 00:25:14,681 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT YOU CAN'T TELL WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO DO. 371 00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:18,051 >> Jimmy: THEY GO, "OH, MY GOSH, KITTY LOVES ME." >> YEAH, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, 372 00:25:18,051 --> 00:25:20,053 KITTY SCRATCHES YOUR FACE OUT. >> Jimmy: KITTY SCRATCHES YOUR FACE OUT 373 00:25:20,053 --> 00:25:22,122 YEAH, AND I'D BE LIKE, "GET OFF. LIKE -- AND THEN "LEAVE. 374 00:25:22,122 --> 00:25:24,057 >> YEAH. >> THEY DON'T CARE >> Jimmy: NO, THEY DON'T -- 375 00:25:24,057 --> 00:25:28,128 >> THEY DON'T CARE THEY WERE -- THEY WERE THE HARDEST THING TO CONTROL DURING 376 00:25:28,128 --> 00:25:31,898 THE SHOOTING WE WERE DOING, LIKE, CRAZY STUNTS AND, LIKE, ALL THAT WAS 377 00:25:31,898 --> 00:25:33,933 FINE BUT THEN, LIKE, GETTING A CAT TO STAY IN ONE PLACE, 378 00:25:33,933 --> 00:25:36,202 IMPOSSIBLE >> Jimmy: THERE'S NO -- THERE'S NO ACTOR CATS. 379 00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:38,405 >> NO. WE -- I -- THEY TRIED TO GET ME TO KNOW THE CATS THAT WERE 380 00:25:38,405 --> 00:25:41,675 SELINA'S CATS. AND IT'S FUNNY THEY WOULD SAY, YOU KNOW, 381 00:25:41,675 --> 00:25:47,247 "TRAINING AT 1:30 AND THEN REHEARSAL AT THIS TIME AND THEN CAT TIME." 382 00:25:47,247 --> 00:25:49,215 AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT'S CAT TIME?" [ LAUGHTER ] 383 00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:52,152 AND IT WAS JUST PUTTING ME IN A ROOM WITH A BUNCH OF CATS, WITH THE CATS THAT WERE GOING 384 00:25:52,152 --> 00:25:55,789 TO BE MY CATS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THINKING THAT IT MIGHT HELP. 385 00:25:55,789 --> 00:25:58,358 >> BUT THE CATS DIDN'T CARE. >> Jimmy: NO, THEY'RE CATS >> I WAS JUST SITTING HERE AND 386 00:25:58,358 --> 00:26:00,694 THE CATS WOULD JUST WALK AWAY. IT DID NOTHING IT DID NOTHING FOR EVERYONE. 387 00:26:00,694 --> 00:26:03,163 >> Jimmy: THEY DID -- WELL, THEY DID GREAT IN THE MOVIE. IF THE CATS ARE WATCHING, YOU 388 00:26:03,163 --> 00:26:05,732 DID A GREAT JOB. [ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING. 389 00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:09,436 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHEN WE COME BACK, I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP FROM "THE 390 00:26:09,436 --> 00:26:11,638 BATMAN." MORE WITH ZOE KRAVITZ AFTER THE BREAK, EVERYBODY 391 00:26:11,638 --> 00:26:29,189 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK 392 00:26:29,189 --> 00:26:31,791 WE ARE HERE WITH ZOE KRAVITZ, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 393 00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:37,864 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT "THE BATMAN." "THE BATMAN'S" OUT THIS 394 00:26:37,864 --> 00:26:40,667 WEEKEND. FANDOM IS HUGE HAVE YOU SEEN THIS WITH AN 395 00:26:40,667 --> 00:26:45,472 AUDIENCE YET >> I WATCHED IT LAST NIGHT WITH AN ACTUAL AUDIENCE -- 396 00:26:45,472 --> 00:26:53,079 >> Jimmy: YOU DID. >> AT THE PREMIERE, WHICH IS WHY I'M SO HUNGOVER RIGHT NOW. 397 00:26:53,079 --> 00:26:54,981 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I MEAN -- IS IT -- IT MUST HAVE BEEN SO EXCITING 398 00:26:54,981 --> 00:26:56,783 >> IT'S AMAZING. I MEAN, IT'S DEFINITELY SOMETHING YOU WANT TO WATCH ON 399 00:26:56,783 --> 00:26:58,485 A BIG SCREEN >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT'S DEFINITELY SOMETHING 400 00:26:58,485 --> 00:27:02,088 YOU WANT TO WATCH WITH PEOPLE. BUT IT'S A VERY -- IT'S AN INTENSE FILM 401 00:27:02,088 --> 00:27:04,024 AND I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE WALK IN GOING LIKE, "WHOO, BATMAN!" 402 00:27:04,024 --> 00:27:09,829 AND THEN ME LIKE, "WHOA, BATMAN." [ LAUGHTER ] 403 00:27:09,829 --> 00:27:12,565 >> Jimmy: YEAH NOW HOW DO WE SET UP "THE BATMAN" FOR ANYONE WHO JUST -- 404 00:27:12,565 --> 00:27:18,271 YOU GOING IN COLD TURKEY >> OH, MAN OKAY, SO, THIS IS A DETECTIVE 405 00:27:18,271 --> 00:27:21,875 STORY. WE'RE IN YEAR TWO OF BATMAN BEING BATMAN, SO IT'S NOT QUITE 406 00:27:21,875 --> 00:27:25,145 AN ORIGIN STORY BUT IT'S STILL THE BEGINNING. GOTHAM IS -- 407 00:27:25,145 --> 00:27:27,881 >> Jimmy: SO THE PUBLIC DOESN'T REALLY KNOW WHO IS THE BATMAN? >> YEAH, AND THE COPS ARE LIKE, 408 00:27:27,881 --> 00:27:29,849 "WHO IS THIS GUY?" >> Jimmy: "DO WE TRUST THIS GUY? 409 00:27:29,849 --> 00:27:36,623 >> YEAH, YEAH. AND THERE'S A SERIAL KILLER IN GOTHAM AND HE, KIND OF, HAS 410 00:27:36,623 --> 00:27:38,491 TO -- YOU KNOW, HE FOLLOWS THE -- THE CLUES AND FIGURES OUT WHO IS -- WHAT'S GOING ON. 411 00:27:38,491 --> 00:27:42,295 AND THE CLUES LEAD HIM TO A NIGHT CLUB WHERE I WORK. >> Jimmy: YEAH 412 00:27:42,295 --> 00:27:45,598 >> YEAH, AND -- >> Jimmy: MAN, IT'S ACTION IT'S ROMANCE 413 00:27:45,598 --> 00:27:48,068 IT'S -- THERE'S JOKES IN THERE IT'S JUST -- IT'S JUST GREAT MUSIC. 414 00:27:48,068 --> 00:27:51,604 IT'S JUST -- >> THE MUSIC IS AMAZING. >> Jimmy: IT'S DARK, IT'S COOL 415 00:27:51,604 --> 00:27:54,074 IT'S AWESOME IT'S JUST -- YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO LOVE IT 416 00:27:54,074 --> 00:27:57,077 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S ZOE KRAVITZ AND ROBERT PATTINSON IN "THE 417 00:27:57,077 --> 00:27:58,678 BATMAN." TAKE A LOOK. 418 00:27:59,646 --> 00:28:31,378 >> YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD AT THAT. * * 419 00:28:31,378 --> 00:28:39,919 * >> HEY, GIMMIE THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 420 00:28:39,919 --> 00:28:44,190 >> Jimmy: WOO! ZOE KRAVITZ, EVERYBODY "THE BATMAN" IS IN THEATERS AND 421 00:28:44,190 --> 00:28:46,159 IMAX THIS FRIDAY AL FRANKEN JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. 422 00:28:46,159 --> 00:28:52,365 STICK AROUND CONGRATS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 423 00:28:52,365 --> 00:29:07,280 * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A FIVE-TIME EMMY WINNER, A 424 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:08,915 A FOUR-TIME NUMBER ONE "NEW YORK TIMES" BEST-SELLING AUTHOR, AND A FORMER 425 00:29:08,915 --> 00:29:20,293 U.S. SENATOR HE'S NOW ON HIS NATIONWIDE "THE ONLY FORMER U.S. SENATOR 426 00:29:20,293 --> 00:29:21,661 CURRENTLY ON TOUR" TOUR. PLEASE WELCOME AL FRANKEN. 427 00:29:23,196 --> 00:29:37,877 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 428 00:29:37,877 --> 00:29:40,413 >> Jimmy: WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." THANK YOU FOR COMING ON. 429 00:29:40,413 --> 00:29:46,052 >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME >> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. 430 00:29:46,052 --> 00:29:47,654 AS A FORMER SENATOR, I WAS WONDERING WHAT ARE YOUR TAKE AWAYS FROM THE STATE OF THE 431 00:29:47,654 --> 00:29:52,759 UNION LAST NIGHT >> WELL, I THOUGHT BIDEN WAS ESPECIALLY GOOD ON UKRAINE 432 00:29:52,759 --> 00:30:01,167 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> HE'S PUT TOGETHER THIS AMAZING COALITION OF NATIONS TO 433 00:30:01,167 --> 00:30:04,804 STAND UP TO PUTIN. AND HE ACTUALLY BROUGHT TOGETHER REPUBLICANS AND 434 00:30:04,804 --> 00:30:15,248 DEMOCRATS LAST NIGHT THEY WERE STANDING, YOU KNOW IT WAS REALLY HEARTENING TO SEE 435 00:30:15,248 --> 00:30:16,950 REPUBLICANS STANDING WHEN HE CALLED PUTIN A MENACING DICTATOR, ESPECIALLY WHEN A FEW 436 00:30:16,950 --> 00:30:31,664 DAYS EARLIER TRUMP HAD CALLED PUTIN A GENIUS AND -- SO, YOU KNOW, OBVIOUSLY 437 00:30:31,664 --> 00:30:33,400 THE SITUATION THERE IS REALLY DIRE, AND YOU JUST HAVE TO GIVE CREDIT TO THE PEOPLE OF 438 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:38,438 UKRAINE. OUR HEARTS - >> Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY 439 00:30:38,438 --> 00:30:43,243 >> -- ARE WITH THEM. AND THE UNBELIEVABLE LEADERSHIP FROM THEIR PRESIDENT, FROM 440 00:30:43,243 --> 00:30:47,313 ZELENSKYY -- WHO IS INCREDIBLY BRAVE. YOU KNOW, HE WAS A COMEDIAN. 441 00:30:47,313 --> 00:30:51,885 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH. AND AS YOU KNOW, COMEDIANS ARE 442 00:30:51,885 --> 00:30:55,388 THE BRAVEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. [ LAUGHTER ] 443 00:30:55,388 --> 00:30:59,659 >> Jimmy: THAT'S TRUE. >> ESPECIALLY JEWISH COMEDIANS WHO WENT INTO POLITICS 444 00:30:59,659 --> 00:31:05,131 >> Jimmy: WOW, YEAH. >> THAT'S ZELENSKYY. BUT ANYWAY - 445 00:31:05,131 --> 00:31:07,967 >> Jimmy: BUT ANYWAYS, BACK TO ME [ LAUGHTER ] 446 00:31:07,967 --> 00:31:12,105 >> IT WAS REALLY PALPABLE LAST NIGHT IN THE CHAMBER, I THOUGHT, THE EMOTION ABOUT 447 00:31:12,105 --> 00:31:14,507 UKRAINE. >> Jimmy: YOU'VE BEEN TO A A NUMBER OF STATE OF THE UNION 448 00:31:14,507 --> 00:31:18,345 ADDRESSES. WHAT IS IT LIKE TO BE IN THE CHAMBER? 449 00:31:18,345 --> 00:31:24,584 I MEAN, IS IT KIND OF -- >> WELL, IT'S AMAZING. I FIRST ONE I DID -- 450 00:31:24,584 --> 00:31:33,126 WENT TO WAS BARACK OBAMA AND IT'S JUST SO MOVING. I JUST -- TO BE PART OF THIS 451 00:31:33,126 --> 00:31:39,099 DEMOCRATIC -- DEMOCRACY, IT'S JUST UNBELIEVABLY MOVING >> Jimmy: IT MAKES YOU PROUD, 452 00:31:39,099 --> 00:31:46,439 YEAH, TO BE AN AMERICAN. AND WHAT WAS IT LIKE DURING WHEN TRUMP WAS PRESIDENT 453 00:31:46,439 --> 00:31:52,679 [ LAUGHTER ] UM - >> Jimmy: TAKE YOUR TIME 454 00:31:52,679 --> 00:31:55,281 [ LAUGHTER ] >> WELL, NOT SO MOVING [ LAUGHTER ] 455 00:31:55,281 --> 00:32:00,387 >> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. >> YOU KNOW, THE FIRST TIME HE SPOKE TO THE JOINT SESSION, WE 456 00:32:00,387 --> 00:32:04,591 HAVE A -- WE HAD A CAUCUS LUNCH. I MEAN, THE DEMOCRATIC SENATORS 457 00:32:04,591 --> 00:32:12,665 MEET FOR LUNCH AND A COUPLE OF MY COLLEAGUES WERE SAYING LIKE, "DO WE REALLY 458 00:32:12,665 --> 00:32:14,367 HAVE TO STAND UP AND APPLAUD WHEN HE SAYS SOMETHING, LIKE, YOU KNOW, HACKNEYED LIKE, 459 00:32:14,367 --> 00:32:21,741 'UNDER DONALD TRUMP, AMERICA WILL BE THE STRONGEST NATION IN THE WORLD. 460 00:32:21,741 --> 00:32:24,177 DO WE HAVE TO STAND UP?" AND CHUCK SCHUMER GOES, "YES, WE'VE GOT TO BE -- WE'VE GOT TO 461 00:32:24,177 --> 00:32:28,415 BE POLITE. AND SO - [ LAUGHTER ] 462 00:32:28,415 --> 00:32:32,886 AND, WE DIDN'T LIKE IT AND I SAID, WELL, "YOU KNOW, WE COULD STAND UP AND APPLAUD 463 00:32:32,886 --> 00:32:34,888 WE COULD DO THE SLOW SARCASTIC CLAP." AND YOU KNOW THAT AS A 464 00:32:34,888 --> 00:32:38,458 A COMEDIAN AND -- BUT NONE OF MY OTHER COLLEAGUES ARE COMEDIANS, YOU 465 00:32:38,458 --> 00:32:41,861 SEE. AND SO, I HAD TO SHOW THEM WHAT IT WAS 466 00:32:41,861 --> 00:32:50,503 AND IT'S BASICALLY, YOU KNOW, THIS TRUMP SAYS, "UNDER TRUMP, EVERY 467 00:32:50,503 --> 00:32:52,005 AMERICAN WILL BE ABLE TO PUT FOOD ON THE TABLE, ROOF OVER THEIR KIDS' HEAD 468 00:32:52,005 --> 00:33:03,950 AND SEND THEM TO COLLEGE." AND THEN IT'S JUST LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ] 469 00:33:03,950 --> 00:33:08,555 AND SO NONE OF MY COLLEAGUES WANTED TO DO IT. BUT CHUCK SAID, "NO, WE CAN'T. 470 00:33:08,555 --> 00:33:14,327 WE'VE GOT TO BE POLITE." >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT TO BE POLITE 471 00:33:14,327 --> 00:33:19,065 BUT BEFORE YOU GOT ELECTED SENATOR, YOU HAD AN AMAZING COMEDY CAREER. 472 00:33:19,065 --> 00:33:20,467 YOU BECOME A SENATOR, DO YOU FEEL ANY PRESSURE NOT TO BE FUNNY? 473 00:33:20,467 --> 00:33:26,373 >> YEAH! YOU KNOW, I WON BY 312 VOTES IN MY FIRST ELECTION AND I GOT 474 00:33:26,373 --> 00:33:32,479 THERE LATE AND MY TEAM SAID TO ME, "DON'T BE FUNNY 475 00:33:32,479 --> 00:33:35,548 DO NOT BE FUNNY. DON'T BE FUNNY ON THE FLOOR, IN A FLOOR SPEECH 476 00:33:35,548 --> 00:33:40,086 DON'T BE FUNNY IN HEARINGS DON'T BE FUNNY TO THE PRESS. I SAID, "I GOT IT. 477 00:33:40,086 --> 00:33:43,323 DON'T BE FUNNY." THEY SAID, "DON'T BE FUNNY." BUT I REALLY DIDN'T INTERNALIZE 478 00:33:43,323 --> 00:33:48,928 IT [ LAUGHTER ] SO, THE FIRST DAY I'M THERE, I 479 00:33:48,928 --> 00:33:56,870 GET SWORN IN I GO RIGHT TO MY NEW OFFICE. I HADN'T BEEN THERE. 480 00:33:56,870 --> 00:33:59,472 I GET THIS SLIP OF PAPER ON MY DESK, AND I LEARNED THAT ONE OF MY DUTIES IS TO WRITE 481 00:33:59,472 --> 00:34:06,479 CONGRATULATORY NOTES TO MY CONSTITUENTS AND THE FIRST ONE IS 482 00:34:06,479 --> 00:34:11,718 RUTH ANDERSON OF MARSHALL, MINNESOTA, WHO'S TURNING 110 >> Jimmy: WOW. 483 00:34:11,718 --> 00:34:14,521 >> SO, I GET MY OFFICIAL STATIONERY I WRITE DOWN, "DEAR RUTH, YOU 484 00:34:14,521 --> 00:34:23,963 HAVE A BRIGHT FUTURE." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S VERY FUNNY. 485 00:34:23,963 --> 00:34:30,070 >> I THOUGHT SO. AND SO, MY NEW ASSISTANT PICKS IT UP AND TAKES IT TO MY NEW 486 00:34:30,070 --> 00:34:33,373 CHIEF OF STAFF AND HE'S IN LIKE A TWO SACK, "WHAT IS THIS? 487 00:34:33,373 --> 00:34:38,078 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I SAID, "IT'S A JOKE. AND HE GOES, "UH-HUH 488 00:34:38,078 --> 00:34:43,883 YOU THINK RUTH ANDERSON WILL FIND IT FUNNY? I SAID, "WELL, I DON'T KNOW, 489 00:34:43,883 --> 00:34:48,588 SHE'S 110. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> HE SAID, "WELL, YOU THINK 490 00:34:48,588 --> 00:34:50,357 HER FAMILY WILL FIND IT FUNNY? I WENT, "OH, YEAH, AND I STARTED THINKING ABOUT HER 491 00:34:50,357 --> 00:35:00,600 90-YEAR OLD SON. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE MIGHT BE 492 00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:04,738 BUMMED OUT, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> "YOU'VE GOT A BRIGHT 493 00:35:04,738 --> 00:35:11,511 FUTURE," WELL, THAT'S KIND OF MEAN BUT IT'S FUNNY 494 00:35:11,511 --> 00:35:14,147 >> Jimmy: AND YOU -- YOU'VE DONE STANDUP YOU'VE DONE TOURS I KNOW WITH 495 00:35:14,147 --> 00:35:17,050 TOM DAVIS. >> YEP >> Jimmy: IS THIS YOUR FIRST 496 00:35:17,050 --> 00:35:22,255 SOLO COMEDY -- >> IT'S MY FIRST TIME DOING IT SOLO 497 00:35:22,255 --> 00:35:24,190 I STARTED -- I LOVE STANDUP. YOU KNOW -- YOU'RE A GREAT STANDUP. 498 00:35:24,190 --> 00:35:31,064 >> Jimmy: I LOVE STANDUP >> AND HOW MUCH FUN IT IS. SO I WORKED UP A -- I'M GREAT. 499 00:35:31,064 --> 00:35:38,538 IT'S REALLY HILARIOUS. [ LAUGHTER ] I DID 15 CITIES IN THE FALL, 500 00:35:38,538 --> 00:35:40,707 AND I WAS BOOKED FOR 16 MORE I'M GOING TO PORTLAND, MAINE, THIS SUNDAY. 501 00:35:40,707 --> 00:35:42,509 >> Jimmy: IT'S A BEAUTIFUL PLACE. AND ALSO, ARE YOU ENJOYING THE 502 00:35:42,509 --> 00:35:46,946 PODCAST? >> I LOVE DOING THE PODCAST. THE PODCAST IS REALLY PUBLIC 503 00:35:46,946 --> 00:35:55,255 POLICY, POLITICS BUT ALSO COMEDY SO, WE'VE HAD GUESTS LIKE 504 00:35:55,255 --> 00:35:59,292 STEVEN SCHMIDT, ANTHONY FAUCI, SARAH SILVERMAN, CONAN O'BRIEN, MICHELLE OBAMA - 505 00:35:59,292 --> 00:36:03,897 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> WELL, NOT MICHELLE OBAMA BUT GUESTS LIKE HER. 506 00:36:03,897 --> 00:36:08,802 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: CAN YOU SAY THAT IN YOUR PROMO 507 00:36:08,802 --> 00:36:12,639 GUESTS LIKE MICHELLE - >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. 508 00:36:12,639 --> 00:36:17,777 >> THAT'S LIGHT. >> Jimmy: IT'S VERY GOOD IT'S INFORMATIVE 509 00:36:17,777 --> 00:36:19,512 BUT I'VE GOT TO SAY, IT'S FUNNY. YOU'RE SO FUNNY. 510 00:36:19,512 --> 00:36:22,782 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T NOT BE FUNNY. 511 00:36:22,782 --> 00:36:24,617 I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE ON THE SHOW, AND GOOD LUCK WITH THE REST OF THE TOUR 512 00:36:24,617 --> 00:36:27,387 >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU EVERYBODY. 513 00:36:27,387 --> 00:36:30,890 >> Jimmy: THAT'S AL FRANKEN, EVERYBODY. GO SEE AL ON TOUR. 514 00:36:30,890 --> 00:36:34,861 GO TO ALFRANKEN.COM FOR TICKETS. SEBASTIAN YATRA PERFORMS AFTER 515 00:36:34,861 --> 00:36:38,665 THE BREAK. STICK AROUND EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 516 00:36:38,665 --> 00:36:55,248 * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "TACONES ROJOS" FROM HIS 517 00:36:55,248 --> 00:37:02,389 MULTIPLATINUM NEW ALBUM, "DHARMA," PLEASE WELCOME SEBASTIAN YATRA! 518 00:37:02,389 --> 00:37:02,422 "DHARMA," PLEASE WELCOME SEBASTIAN YATRA! 519 00:37:04,791 --> 00:37:26,379 * [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 520 00:37:26,379 --> 00:38:05,018 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE * [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 521 00:38:05,018 --> 00:38:14,260 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE * * 522 00:38:14,260 --> 00:38:28,274 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE * 523 00:38:28,274 --> 00:38:49,262 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE * [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 524 00:38:49,262 --> 00:39:08,915 * * [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 525 00:39:08,915 --> 00:39:40,747 * [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE * 526 00:39:40,747 --> 00:40:12,645 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE * [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 527 00:40:12,645 --> 00:40:18,885 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON NOW! 528 00:40:18,885 --> 00:40:22,055 THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, BUD, COME ON >> THANK YOU SO MUCH 529 00:40:22,055 --> 00:40:24,124 >> Jimmy: SEBASTIAN YATRA! >> THANK YOU, GUYS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 530 00:40:24,124 --> 00:40:26,659 >> Jimmy: TICKETS FOR HIS "DHARMA" WORLD TOUR ARE ON SALE NOW. 531 00:40:26,659 --> 00:40:31,231 MY THANKS TO ZOE KRAVITZ, AL FRANKEN, SEBASTIAN YATRA ONCE AGAIN 532 00:40:31,231 --> 00:40:37,237 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 533 00:40:37,237 --> 00:40:40,840 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 534 00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:40,840 SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE