1 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:11,344 Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:11,344 --> 00:00:13,046 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:13,046 --> 00:00:24,090 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - ALICIA KEYS, 4 00:00:24,090 --> 00:00:26,760 ZOEY DEUTCH, MUSICAL GUEST, EARTHGANG AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:35,268 ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1610 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:35,268 --> 00:00:40,173 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:51,785 * 8 00:00:51,785 --> 00:01:03,296 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH, WOW. 9 00:01:03,296 --> 00:01:07,067 WOW. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYONE. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 10 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:11,271 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 11 00:01:11,271 --> 00:01:13,640 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, GUYS, EARLIER TODAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN MADE A MAJOR 12 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:15,408 ANNOUNCEMENT THAT HE IS BANNING U.S. IMPORTS OF RUSSIAN OIL, DEALING ANOTHER HUGE BLOW TO 13 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:25,085 RUSSIA'S ECONOMY YEAH, THIS IS DEVASTATING FOR RUSSIA 14 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:30,957 NOW THEIR BIGGEST EXPORT IS BAD GUYS AND "JOHN WICK" MOVIES. [ LAUGHTER ] 15 00:01:30,957 --> 00:01:36,763 "YOU WILL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS JOHN WICK." OF COURSE, WE'VE GOT TO GET OIL 16 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:39,799 FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE, WHICH IS WHAT -- TODAY, BIDEN LOOKED AT RUDY GIULIANI AND WAS LIKE, 17 00:01:39,799 --> 00:01:41,768 "LET'S GET YOU IN THE SAUNA, BUDDY. LET'S GO." 18 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:44,270 [ LAUGHTER ] "GET YOU ON THE TREADMILL, PAL. 19 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:48,174 THAT'S RIGHT GAS PRICES WERE ALREADY ON THE RISE AND WITH THE DECISION TO 20 00:01:48,174 --> 00:01:54,347 BAN RUSSIAN OIL TO HIGHER THAN EVER BEFORE. GAS PRICES ARE SO HIGH, THE 21 00:01:54,347 --> 00:01:59,252 INDY 500 WAS CHANGED TO THE "INDY 5. [ LAUGHTER ] 22 00:01:59,252 --> 00:02:04,057 GAS PRICES ARE SO HIGH, THIS MORNING, PARENTS ARE LIKE, "KIDS, WE'RE AMISH NOW 23 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:06,493 LET'S GET IN THE BUGGY WE ARE TAKING THE HORSE TO SCHOOL." 24 00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:09,195 GAS PRICES ARE SO HIGH, AMERICANS ARE JUST FILLING THEIR CARS WITH RED BULL AND 25 00:02:09,195 --> 00:02:12,832 HOPING FOR THE BEST. [ LAUGHTER ] WELL LISTEN TO THIS, ACCORDING 26 00:02:12,832 --> 00:02:14,901 TO A NEW POLL, 70% OF AMERICANS SUPPORT A BAN ON RUSSIAN OIL, EVEN IF IT MEANS HIGHER GAS 27 00:02:14,901 --> 00:02:20,940 PRICES YEAH THEN NETFLIX WAS LIKE, "WE ARE 28 00:02:20,940 --> 00:02:25,545 ALSO RISING OUR PRICES TO HELP UKRAINE. [ LAUGHTER ] 29 00:02:25,545 --> 00:02:29,282 "WE ARE GOING TO HELP UKRAINE. MEANWHILE, IN ANOTHER BLOW TO THEIR ECONOMY, TODAY, 30 00:02:29,282 --> 00:02:30,850 McDONALD'S ANNOUNCED THAT IT WAS CLOSING ALL 850 OF ITS RESTAURANTS IN RUSSIA. 31 00:02:30,850 --> 00:02:41,227 YEAH, WE DON'T WANT THEIR OIL AND THEY CAN'T HAVE OUR GREASE [ LAUGHTER ] 32 00:02:41,227 --> 00:02:46,499 Steve: THAT'S WHAT HE SAID. Jimmy: NOT TO IT BE OUTDONE, ARBY'S ANNOUNCED THAT THEY ARE 33 00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:51,137 PUNISHING RUSSIA BY STAYING OPEN Steve: REALLY 34 00:02:51,137 --> 00:02:53,940 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH YEAH, THEY'RE OPEN 24-7. 35 00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:55,108 YEAH Questlove: "WE HAVE THE MEATS. 36 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:58,445 Jimmy: YEAH, McDONALD'S - McDONALD'S AND RUSSIA IS A A LITTLE STRANGE 37 00:02:58,445 --> 00:03:02,182 IT'S THE ONLY COUNTRY THAT SELLS "UNHAPPY MEALS." [ LAUGHTER ] 38 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:05,118 OH, GOSH YEAH JUST GIVE ME THE CARD, YEAH. 39 00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:16,196 CAN I SIGN IT? * "HERE YOU GO 40 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,865 HOW ARE YOU DOING? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I TOLD YOU NOT TO WORRY ABOUT 41 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:23,737 IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS IS TERRIBLE 42 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:28,908 I HAD TO DO THAT JOKE. NICE I HAD TO DO THAT JOKE. 43 00:03:28,908 --> 00:03:31,144 SORRY. "UNHAPPY MEALS." Steve: NICE 44 00:03:31,144 --> 00:03:33,246 COME ON. Jimmy: I APOLOGIZE EVERYONE [ LAUGHTER ] 45 00:03:33,246 --> 00:03:34,914 SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS, APPARENTLY TO OFFSET RISING COSTS, TOILET PAPER BRANDS ARE 46 00:03:34,914 --> 00:03:38,084 CUTTING BACK ON THE SIZE OF THEIR ROLLS. YEAH 47 00:03:38,084 --> 00:03:42,222 WHETHER IT'S A GLOBAL PANDEMIC OR A WAR, THEY ALWAYS HAVE TO MAKE IT ABOUT THEM 48 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:47,494 [ LAUGHTER ] ALWAYS ABOUT TOILET PAPER. YEAH, IT'S NOT GOOD. 49 00:03:47,494 --> 00:03:52,265 TODAY, AT CVS, I SAW A PACKAGE OF CHARMIN "JUST TUBES." [ LAUGHTER ] 50 00:03:52,265 --> 00:03:55,101 Steve: WOW. Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING Steve: WOW. 51 00:03:55,101 --> 00:04:03,043 GUESS THEY WIPED OUT THE SUPPLY [ LAUGHTER ] 52 00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:05,445 Jimmy: YOU ARE ON A ROLL. Steve: YEAH [ APPLAUSE ] 53 00:04:05,445 --> 00:04:11,051 * [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WELL, SOME TV NEWS, 54 00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:13,953 LAST NIGHT WAS OUR FAVORITE, "THE BACHELOR," "WOMEN TELL ALL" EPISODE 55 00:04:13,953 --> 00:04:15,689 AND THINGS GOT PRETTY HEATED AFTER SHANAE CALLED OUT GENEVIEVE FOR HOOKING UP WITH 56 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:17,357 A FORMER BACHELOR CONTESTANT THE SHOW CAN BE PRETTY EMOTIONAL, SO I THOUGHT WE 57 00:04:17,357 --> 00:04:26,366 COULD HELP HERE IS THE MOMENT RE-VOICED WITH THE LEAST EMOTIONAL PERSON 58 00:04:26,366 --> 00:04:32,138 WE KNOW, SIRI. THIS IS "LET'S GET SIRI-OUS. 59 00:04:34,374 --> 00:04:38,978 LET'S GET SIRI-OUS. AFTER I GOT ELIMINATED, I WENT HOME. 60 00:04:38,978 --> 00:04:40,947 AND THEN WHEN YOU GET ELIMINATED, YOU BELIEVE AARON FROM KATIE SEASON. 61 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:46,953 WAP, WAP, NO OH OH, MY GOD 62 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:49,089 OH, YOU KNOW WHY YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY? OH, OKAY 63 00:04:49,089 --> 00:04:51,891 I KNOW HE'S BEEN DM-ING HIM AND ALL THAT 100% 64 00:04:51,891 --> 00:04:56,096 GO ASK HIM CAUSE I'VE NEVER SLID IN HIS DMs, HONEY HE SENT ME A SCREENSHOT. 65 00:04:56,096 --> 00:05:00,266 HONEY, I NEVER SLID IN HIS DMs NO I'D NEVER SLID IN HIS DMs. 66 00:05:00,266 --> 00:05:08,808 HA HA HA HA. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: DID YOU GUYS HEAR 67 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:10,643 ABOUT THIS EXPERTS ARE URGING NASA TO STUDY SEX IN SPACE SINCE IT 68 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:18,618 WOULD ESSENTIALLY BE ESSENTIAL FOR HUMAN SURVIVAL ON LONG JOURNEYS 69 00:05:18,618 --> 00:05:22,222 YEAH, SEX IN SPACE OR AS JEFF BEZOS' ROCKET PUT IT, "WAY AHEAD OF YOU." 70 00:05:22,222 --> 00:05:28,795 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, THIS IS AMAZING NEWS 71 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:30,430 THERE'S A NEW THERAPY THAT COULD ACTUALLY REVERSE THE AGING PROCESS BY MAKING YOUR 72 00:05:30,430 --> 00:05:36,836 CELLS YOUNG AGAIN. YEAH, IT'S CRAZY SOON, PEOPLE MIGHT BE ABLE TO 73 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:40,273 GO BACK TO HOW THEY LOOKED YEARS AGO. WE ACTUALLY HAVE SOME EXAMPLES 74 00:05:40,273 --> 00:05:43,109 FOR INSTANCE, HERE'S BERNIE SANDERS [ LAUGHTER ] 75 00:05:43,109 --> 00:05:46,146 AND HERE IS BERNIE AFTER REVERSE AGING. [ LAUGHTER ] 76 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:48,948 HERE'S -- HERE'S PRINCE CHARLES YEAH, AND HERE HE IS AFTER 77 00:05:48,948 --> 00:05:54,154 REVERSE AGING. [ LAUGHTER ] UP NEXT, HERE'S FORMER ATTORNEY 78 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:57,624 GENERAL, WILLIAM BARR. YEAH, AND HERE HE IS AFTERWARDS 79 00:05:57,624 --> 00:06:03,229 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, HERE'S TOM BRADY. AND HERE IS TOM BRADY AFTER 80 00:06:03,229 --> 00:06:06,066 REVERSE AGING. UNBELIEVABLE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 81 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:08,535 GUYS, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLMEN. 82 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:08,568 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLMEN. 83 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:24,084 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 84 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:31,624 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: NICE TO SEE 85 00:06:31,624 --> 00:06:35,695 EVERYBODY. HEY, EVERYONE, TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. 86 00:06:35,695 --> 00:06:40,433 THAT'S RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 87 00:06:40,433 --> 00:06:43,269 I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A MOMENT TO SAY THANK YOU TO ALL OF THE WOMEN IN MY LIFE FROM MY WIFE. 88 00:06:43,269 --> 00:06:46,072 FOR MY WIFE, NANCY MY DAUGHTERS, WHO I GUESS ARE LITTLE WOMEN 89 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:48,141 YEAH TO ALL OF THE INCREDIBLE WOMEN WHO WORK HERE AT THE SHOW, THE 90 00:06:48,141 --> 00:06:49,943 STUDIO TEAM, THE PRODUCERS, THE WRITERS, THE TALENT DEPARTMENT, THE RESEARCHERS, WARDROBE, 91 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:51,244 MAKEUP, HAIR I CAN GO ON AND ON WITHOUT THE WOMEN HERE AT "THE 92 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:53,079 TONIGHT SHOW," THERE -- WELL, THERE WOULDN'T BE A "TONIGH SHOW." 93 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:58,485 SO THANK YOU VERY MUCH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT A SHOW THAT WE HAVE FOR 94 00:06:58,485 --> 00:07:00,587 YOU TONIGHT. SHE IS A 15-TIME GRAMMY WINNER AND "THE NEW YORK TIMES" BEST 95 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:10,697 SELLING AUTHOR HER NEW BOOK, "GIRL ON FIRE", IS OUT NOW 96 00:07:10,697 --> 00:07:20,874 ALICIA KEYS IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT 97 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:23,309 COME ON, SHE IS THE COOLEST. PLUS, SHE STARS IN THE MOVIE, "THE OUTFIT," WHICH WILL BE IN 98 00:07:23,309 --> 00:07:27,580 THEATERS, MARCH 18th ZOEY DEUTCH IS HERE AS WELL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 99 00:07:27,580 --> 00:07:34,888 AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM EARTHGANG IS HERE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 100 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:44,297 EARTHGANG. HEY GUYS, RIGHT NOW, IT'S TIME TO TAKE A LOOK AT THE STORIES 101 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:46,066 MAKING HEADLINES TODAY AND WEIGH THE GOOD WITH THE BAD. IT'S TIME FOR "PROS AND CONS." 102 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:46,766 IT'S TIME FOR "PROS AND CONS." HERE WE GO 103 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:50,804 PROS AND CON 104 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:54,140 AND PROS * Jimmy: NOW TONIGHT, WE'LL BE TAKING A LOOK AT THE PROS AND 105 00:07:54,140 --> 00:08:00,080 THE CONS OF BEING "THE BATMAN. Steve: OOH! [ AUDIENCE OOHS 106 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:03,116 Jimmy: IT'S THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE RIGHT NOW. EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT. 107 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:05,018 SO LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE PROS AND CONS OF BEING THE BATMAN 108 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:08,021 HERE WE GO PRO, HEARING PEOPLE SAY, "WHOA, IT'S BATMAN. 109 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:11,925 [ LAUGHTER ] CON, HAVING TO CORRECT THEM BY SAYING, "UM, ACTUALLY, IT'S 110 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:15,028 'THE' BATMAN." [ LAUGHTER ] NO BIG DEAL. 111 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:18,832 PRO, RESPONDING TO THE BAT SIGNAL CON, REALIZING THIS COULD HAVE 112 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:25,305 BEEN A ZOOM. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE PRO, COLIN FARRELL SPENT EIGHT 113 00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:29,109 HOURS PUTTING ON MAKEUP TO PLAY THE PENGUIN. CON, ROBERT PATTINSON JUST 114 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:36,282 WALKED INTO A SEPHORA AND SAID, "GO NUTS." [ LAUGHTER ] 115 00:08:36,282 --> 00:08:40,186 Steve: SMOKEY EYE Jimmy: PRO, WINNING AGAINST THE RIDDLER. 116 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:44,257 CON, FAILING AGAINST THE WORDLER. [ LAUGHTER ] 117 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:46,359 I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS A A VILLAIN. WAS IT 118 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,895 Steve: WOW. WORDLE Jimmy: PRO, WEARING THE 119 00:08:48,895 --> 00:08:50,397 BATMAN MASK. CON, SPENDING 45 MINUTES TRYING TO GET YOUR PHONE FACE ID TO 120 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:58,405 RECOGNIZE YOU. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE PRO, SAYING "SAVING THE WORLD 121 00:08:58,405 --> 00:09:04,411 ONE DAY AT A TIME. CON, NOT BEING ABLE TO BRAG ABOUT IT ON INSTAGRAM. 122 00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:10,016 [ APPLAUSE ] LIKE, "SO, THIS HAPPENED." PRO, SAYING, "I AM VENGEANCE 123 00:09:10,016 --> 00:09:13,319 I AM THE NIGHT." CON, HEARING THE STARBUCKS BARISTA SAY, "OKAY, EITHER WAY, 124 00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:16,423 YOUR CARMEL MACCHIATO IS READY. [ LAUGHTER ] 125 00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:19,392 TRUE "NIGHT, VENGEANCE, WHATEVER. TAKE IT. 126 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:22,328 PRO, DEFEATING THE JOKER CON, HAVING TO FACE HIS HENCHMEN, THE SMOKER AND THE 127 00:09:22,328 --> 00:09:28,201 MIDNIGHT TOKER [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Steve: COME ON. 128 00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:32,539 SOME PEOPLE CALL HIM THE "SPACE COWBOY" TOO. Jimmy: A LITTLE STEVE MILLER 129 00:09:32,539 --> 00:09:35,875 JET REFERENCE RIGHT THERE. YEAH Steve: SOME PEOPLE CALL HIM 130 00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:38,044 MAURICE. Jimmy: YEAH AND FINALLY, PRO, SEEING THE 131 00:09:38,044 --> 00:09:41,481 BAT SIGNAL SHINING ACROSS THE SKY. CON, GETTING A TEXT MESSAGE 132 00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:44,951 FROM COMMISSIONER GORDON FIVE SECONDS LATER THAT SAYS, "YOU UP?" 133 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:47,053 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU HAVE IT, THOSE ARE THE "PROS AND CONS." 134 00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:48,521 STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SOME AMAZING KID INVENTORS, 135 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:52,225 EVERYBODY. IT'LL BE FUN COME ON BACK 136 00:09:52,225 --> 00:10:24,157 THEY'RE COOL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 137 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:27,961 Jimmy: WELCOME BACK HEY GUYS, IF YOU LOVE SEEING NEW INVENTIONS AND YOU LOVE 138 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:31,297 BRILLIANT KIDS, THEN YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO LOVE THIS. THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S TIME FOR 139 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:33,166 "FALLONVENTIONS. HERE WE GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 140 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:33,199 HERE WE GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 141 00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:38,438 Steve: WELCOME TO FALLONVENTIONS 142 00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:43,610 JIMMY FALLON'S NIGHT OF INVENTION. * 143 00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:46,012 Jimmy: NOW, I LOVE INVENTIONS AND I'M OKAY WITH KIDS 144 00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:52,285 SO WE FOUND SOME THE BEST AND BRIGHTEST KIDS OUT THERE, AND I THINK YOU ARE GOING TO BE 145 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:54,654 AMAZED AT WHAT WE CAME UP WITH SO LET'S MEET OUR FIRST INVENTOR 146 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,489 COME ON OVER HERE, RILEY * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 147 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:59,025 RILEY -- HI BUD HI. 148 00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:03,797 Jimmy: NICE TO SEE YOU. RILEY, WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? HOW OLD ARE YOU AND WHERE ARE 149 00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:06,166 YOU FROM I AM RILEY SHOVE, I'M 12 YEARS OLD AND I'M FROM 150 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,068 MANCHESTER, CONNECTICUT. Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 151 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:10,070 THANK YOU FOR BEING ON THE SHOW RILEY, WHAT IS YOUR INVENTION? 152 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:12,405 MY INVENTION IS THE PLAY BOX. I LOVE SPREADING OUT AND 153 00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:17,577 PLAYING WITH MY TOYS ALL OVER MY HOUSE BUT I REALLY HATE CLEANING UP THE MESS 154 00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:20,680 Jimmy: YEAH, ME TOO SO THIS IS A SOLUTION Jimmy: SO WHAT DO WE HAVE TO 155 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:24,317 DO HERE? CAN I HELP YOU OUT SO WE CAN START BY MAKING A 156 00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:26,753 A LITLE MESS WITH THESE TOYS Jimmy: OKAY I AM GOOD AT THIS. 157 00:11:26,753 --> 00:11:32,459 OKAY, GOOD LOOKS LIKE MY OFFICE FLOOR [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 158 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:34,127 SPREAD THEM OUT A LITTLE BIT. Jimmy: OKAY 159 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:37,097 SO THEN AFTER YOU PLAY A LITTLE BIT, YOU CAN THEN PUSH ALL THE TOYS BACK INTO THE 160 00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:43,503 MIDDLE OF THE PLAY BOX Jimmy: YEAH OH, I LIKE THIS IDEA 161 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:48,808 THEN FOLD UP THE FOUR FLAPS Jimmy: YEAH, THIS IS GENIUS OKAY, WAIT A SECOND. 162 00:11:48,808 --> 00:11:51,611 YEP. YOU ARE A GENIUS THANK YOU 163 00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:54,948 THEN YOU LIFT UP THE SIDE FLAPS. Jimmy: OF COURSE YOU DO 164 00:11:54,948 --> 00:12:00,053 PUTTING IT INTO A BOX Jimmy: YEP, THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT. 165 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,856 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE -- YOU ARE A BILLIONAIRE, MY FRIEND 166 00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:05,458 I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM MEETING YOU NOW. WHEN YOU GO TO SPACE, YOU'VE 167 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:08,661 GOTTA LET ME KNOW, OKAY? SO I CAN COME IN YOUR ROCKET OH MY GOSH 168 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:10,630 DID I DO IT RIGHT? YEAH. Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT 169 00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:15,235 AND NOW YOU HAVE JUST A BOX, YOU CAN JUST TRAVEL WITH NOW IT'S A BOX. 170 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:18,171 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS KEEPS ALL THE TOYS INSIDE AND AS AN ADDED BONUS THE SIDE 171 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:21,541 CLIPS CAN ACT AS HANDLES Jimmy: LITTLE HANDLES RIGHT THERE. 172 00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:26,446 NOT BAD. THIS IS BRILLIANT. I DO LOVE THIS 173 00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:29,649 DO YOU WANT TO SEE AN INVENTION I MADE OKAY. 174 00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:32,852 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU COULD BE A LITTLE MORE EXCITED 175 00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:34,854 BUT GET READY FOR THIS, THIS IS REALLY COOL. THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE 176 00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:38,625 THIS IS CALLED A S'WIG OKAY HERE'S THE WAY IT WORKS. 177 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:44,931 IT'S A STYLISH WIG AND CONCEALED IN THE WIG IS A DRINK BLADDER AND A CLEAR TUBE THAT 178 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:48,968 DROPS DOWN FROOM THE WIG SO YOU CAN TAKE DISCREET SIPS FROM THE LIQUID HIDDEN IN ITS POUCH, IN 179 00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:53,707 THE WIG. IT'S PERFECT FOR SNEAKING IN DRINKS INTO THE MOVIE THEATER. 180 00:12:53,707 --> 00:13:00,180 [ LAUGHTER ] SPORTING EVENTS. KID'S RECITALS 181 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:03,216 WHATEVER YOU GOT TO GO, YOU NEED TO SNEAK A LITTLE -- HAVE A LITTLE SIP AND HERE YOU GO 182 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:09,522 IT'S EASY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AH, THAT WAS REFRESHING. 183 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:13,860 OKAY. Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I CAN SEE YOU ARE IMPRESSED. 184 00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:16,529 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. YOU CAN HEAD OVER THERE. I KNOW I JUST BLEW HER MIND 185 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:18,631 RIGHT NOW. SHE'S LIKE, YEAH THAT TOY BOX WAS SOMETHING 186 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,835 BUT THIS IS NEXT LEVEL LET'S MEET OUR NEXT INVENTOR SARAH. 187 00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:25,772 COME ON OVER, PAL. * HI 188 00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:27,841 HELLO Jimmy: JIMMY. HI, NICE TO MEET YOU 189 00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:30,510 NICE TO MEET YOU TOO. Jimmy: SARAH, WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? 190 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:33,079 HOW OLD ARE YOU AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM MY NAME IS SARAH LAMPHERE 191 00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:38,251 I AM FROM WOLCOTT, CONNECTICUT Jimmy: WELCOME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 192 00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:42,155 HOW OLD ARE YOU? I AM 12 YEARS OLD Jimmy: 12 YEARS OLD 193 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,823 AND NOW, WHAT IS THIS INVENTION? WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS? 194 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,926 I CALL THIS THE PET PULLER. IT'S A SAFE WAY TO GET CATS OUT OF CARRIERS. 195 00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:49,529 Jimmy: A SAFE WAY TO GET CATS OUT OF CARRIERS CAN YOU EXPLAIN THAT MORE TO 196 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:51,798 ME SO WHEN I GO TO MY MOM'S VETERINARY CLINIC, I SOMETIMES 197 00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:54,167 SEE THE TECHNICIANS STRUGGLING TO GET THE CATS OUT OF THE CARRIERS 198 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:57,103 BECAUSE THE CATS ARE SCARED, THEY'RE SCRATCHING, THEY'RE BITING 199 00:13:57,103 --> 00:14:01,841 SO I MADE A SAFE WAY TO GET THEM OUT WITHOUT HURTING THE TECHNICIAN OR THE CAT. 200 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:05,111 Jimmy: OKAY, THIS IS BRILLIANT. CAN WE SEE IT IN ACTION? 201 00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:12,919 ROOTS, CAN WE GET GENTLE DRUM ROLL PLEASE. [ DRUM ROLL 202 00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:16,122 LOOK AT THAT THAT IS A BRILLIANT IDEA AND IT JUST MOVES THE BACK WALL BACK 203 00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:20,193 IN [ APPLAUSE ] THIS IS FANTASTIC. 204 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:23,830 IS THIS -- IS THIS YOUR CAT? NO, THIS IS NOT MY CAT. Jimmy: OH, WOW. 205 00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:28,601 WHAT A GOOD CAT. I KNOW. Jimmy: DO CATS DO THIS? 206 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:31,504 I THOUGHT THIS CAT WOULD JUST DIVE OUT OR SOMETHING. [ LAUGHTER ] 207 00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:35,075 IT'S VERY SIMPLE AND IT'S A BRILLIANT INVENTION. I LOVE THIS IDEA 208 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:40,180 CONGRATULATIONS. I HAVE AN INVENTION THAT IS ALSO VERY SIMPLE AND BRILLIANT 209 00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:44,951 AS WELL. I JUST WANT TO SHOW YOU -- CHECK THIS OUT 210 00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:48,755 IT'S CALLED OVER-EAR EARPHONES NOW LOOK - THEY LOOK WONDERFUL 211 00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:54,494 Jimmy: YEAH, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY DO YET. WATCH WHAT THEY DO 212 00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:57,530 THIS IS -- WATCH SO BASICALLY, YOU PUT THESE ON AND NO ONE EVEN KNOWS THAT 213 00:14:57,530 --> 00:15:00,033 YOU'RE WEARING HEADPHONES. I WOULDN'T NOTICE Jimmy: RIGHT? 214 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:03,837 [ LAUGHTER ] SO YOU COULD BE LIKE AT THE MEETING OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT 215 00:15:03,837 --> 00:15:09,309 AND EVERYONE THINKS YOU'RE LISTENING. BUT REALLY I AM ACTUALLY JUST 216 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,044 JAMMING OUT TO MY FAVORITE JAMS [ LAUGHTER ] 217 00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:15,615 SARAH, YOU STILL INTERESTED? [ LAUGHTER ] I THINK THEY LOOK GREAT 218 00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:21,187 Jimmy: I COULDN'T HEAR WHAT YOU SAID BUT THANK YOU, SARAH. THANKS FOR COMING ON THE SHOW. 219 00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:25,058 WHY DON'T YOU HEAD OVER THERE. WE'LL GET OUR NEXT INVENTOR TO COME ON OVER 220 00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:29,596 COME ON OVER, LUCAS. LUCAS. WHERE IS LUCAS 221 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,297 HEY, BUD NICE TO SEE YOU. HOW ARE YOU? 222 00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:33,800 WHOA THAT WAS INTERESTING FIRST OF ALL -- WHERE ARE YOU 223 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:37,070 FROM WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME SORRY, IT'S REVERSIBLE 224 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:40,106 THIS THING IT'S GREAT [ LAUGHTER ] 225 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:42,609 HOW OLD ARE YOU? WHERE ARE YOU FROM MY NAME IS LUCAS KELLOGG, 226 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,577 I'M 14 AND I AM FROM SHELTON, CONNECTICUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 227 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:46,813 Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD, MAN A LOT OF CONNECTICUT LOVE TONIGHT. 228 00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:48,915 WHAT IS YOUR INVENTION THERE BUD? WHAT DO WE HAVE? 229 00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:52,085 MY INVENTION IS THE COLD CLAPPERS AND I ACTUALLY BROUGHT YOU YOUR 230 00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:56,456 OWN. Jimmy: WHAT THERE YOU GO. 231 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,525 Jimmy: YOU ARE A GOOD MAN LOOK AT THESE. COLD CLAPPERS. 232 00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:02,295 THAT IS MY PICTURE ON THERE RIGHT THERE. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 233 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:06,266 THAT IS VERY COOL. BUT WHAT ARE COLD CLAPPERS WE'RE ALL ENJOYING THIS BUT 234 00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:10,603 WHAT DO COLD CLAPPERS DO BOTH MY BROTHERS PLAY HOCKEY AND I ALWAYS GO TO THEIR GAMES 235 00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:15,041 AND IN THE STANDS EVERYONE IS ALWAYS WEARING GLOVES BECAUSE THE RINKS GET COLD 236 00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:18,545 AND SO THEY TRY TO CHEER, BUT THEY CAN'T WHEN THEY ARE WEARING GLOVES 237 00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:22,882 AND SO THESE GO OVER YOUR GLOVES AND IT ALLOWS YOU TO CHEER FOR YOUR TEAM. 238 00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:26,052 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] Jimmy: I THINK THIS IS KIND OF A GENIUS IDEA 239 00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:30,857 CAN YOU SHOW ME HOW THEY WORK? YOU JUST PUT IT OVER YOUR GLOVE LIKE THAT AND THEN YOU 240 00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:35,495 JUST START CLAPPING. SIMPLE Jimmy: WOW. 241 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,298 SO WHAT DOES IT SOUND LIKE LET'S GO [ CLAPPING ] 242 00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:41,735 OH, THESE ARE COLD CLAPPERS. [ APPLAUSE ] I LOVE THIS. 243 00:16:41,735 --> 00:16:46,072 YOU CAN PUT ANY TEAM LOGO YOU WANT ON THERE. WHATEVER, AND THEN EVERYONE IS 244 00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:49,576 CLAPPING, CLAP FOR YOUR TEAM I LOVE THIS. YOU KNOW WHAT COULD BE FUN 245 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:55,348 THOUGH, THIS IS KIND OF COOL [ LAUGHTER ] HERE IS AN EXTRA S'WIG 246 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:58,451 YOU PUT ON THE S'WIG CHECK THIS OUT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 247 00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,820 YOU WANT TO TRY THESE ON TOO YEAH. Jimmy: CHECK THESE OUT. 248 00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:03,023 THIS IS GOING TO BE COOL LOOK AT THIS NOW YOU'VE GOT YOUR COLD 249 00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:06,459 CLAPPERS, AND THEN - THIS IS GOING TO BE REAL I THINK WE ARE ON TO SOMETHING 250 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,895 HERE READY, LET'S GIVE A LITTLE COLD CLAP TO OUR INVENTORS, RIGHT 251 00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:13,033 NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON EVERYBODY. 252 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:18,405 COME ON BACK OVER HERE * I DO HAVE ONE MORE THING I WANT 253 00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:25,445 TO SHOW YOU. WE HERE AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW" LOVE SUPPORTING SMART, TALENTED 254 00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:28,648 KIDS LIKE YOURSELF AND WE WANT YOU TO KEEP EXPLORING, AND CREATING, AND CHANGING THE 255 00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:31,317 WORLD. SO WE ARE GIVING EACH OF YOU $5,000 TO HELP FURTHER YOUR 256 00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:35,488 EDUCATION. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 257 00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:39,859 THANK YOU. THANK YOU, BUD LUCAS, YOU GET A GIANT CHECK 258 00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:48,368 SARAH, YOU GET A GIANT CHECK IT'S $5,000. NOT BAD, RILEY 259 00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:51,171 5,000 BUCKS, RIGHT THERE FOR YOU GUYS MY THANKS TO RILEY, SARAH, 260 00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:53,807 LUCAS. STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 261 00:17:53,807 --> 00:17:56,343 ALICIA KEYS, EVERYONE. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 262 00:17:56,343 --> 00:18:27,807 * Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A 15-TIME GRAMMY-WINNER AND 263 00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:33,913 A "NEW YORK TIMES" BEST SELLING AUTHOR, WHO HAS WRITTEN A NEW BOOK CALLED "GIRL ON FIRE," 264 00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:36,783 WHICH IS AVAILABLE NOW EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME ALICIA KEYS. 265 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:36,816 EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME ALICIA KEYS. 266 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:53,667 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 267 00:18:53,667 --> 00:19:00,774 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WELCOME BACK 268 00:19:00,774 --> 00:19:04,844 COME ON Jimmy: YOU'RE HERE. YOU'RE IN NEW YORK CITY, THIS 269 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:07,647 IS WHERE IT ALL STARTED FOR YOU. OH, MY GOSH 270 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:14,421 COME ON, NEW YORK IS MY BABY Jimmy: HOW DOES IT FEEL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 271 00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:16,790 COME ON. Jimmy: UH, I WANTED TO SHOW THIS PHOTO THAT I FOUND OF YOU 272 00:19:16,790 --> 00:19:19,125 THIS IS YOUR HOME STUDIO WHEN YOU -- WHEN YOU FIRST STARTED OUT. 273 00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:21,194 IS THAT POSSIBLE UH, YEP Jimmy: YEAH, LOOK AT THAT 274 00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:22,896 THAT'S ME OH, MY, AND -- AND LOOK AT THIS STUDIO. 275 00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:26,366 THAT'S WHEN I WAS 16-YEARS-OLD MY BEDROOM WAS THE STUDIO. 276 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:29,336 SO THERE WAS LIKE, A BED RIGHT HERE, AND THEN ALL THE GEAR AND THE PIANO AND THAT WAS WHERE I 277 00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:34,507 SAT. Jimmy: SO YOU COULD TOUCH THE PIANO FROM YOUR BED? 278 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:37,577 YES, FROM THE BED AND THEN THIS -- 'CAUSE IT WAS TINY, THIS IS THE CLOSET 279 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:40,080 AND I THOUGHT THAT IN ORDER TO MAKE A VOCAL BOOTH, I HAD TO HANG BLANKETS. 280 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:43,583 SO THIS IS THE BLANKET Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 281 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:46,252 I LOVE THAT YOU DID THAT AND I ALSO HAVE ANOTHER PHOTO OF THE ACTUAL STUDIO 282 00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:48,655 YES THIS IS MAJOR. Jimmy: DO HAVE ANY SONGS OR 283 00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:52,692 ANY SAMPLES ON HERE, ON THESE MACHINES THAT YOU'RE LIKE "OH, NO 284 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,495 IF I EVER PLAY THAT, IT WOULD BE SO EMBARRASSING." UM, THERE ARE DEFINITELY 285 00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:58,531 SONGS I FEEL THAT IF I PLAYED WOULD BE EMBARRASSING. ACTUALLY I HEARD ONE TODAY, 286 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:03,603 RANDOMLY MY FIRST SONG WAS ON THE "DR. DOLITTLE" SOUNDTRACK. 287 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:07,273 Jimmy: REALLY AND IT WAS CALLED "REAR VIEW MIRROR." 288 00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:11,711 AND, YOU KNOW, IT WAS MY FIRST REAL ATTEMPT AT AN OFFICIAL RELEASE. 289 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:15,515 AND WHEN I LISTEN TO IT NOW I KINDA -- I CAN JUST -- I CAN HEAR ALL THE INSECURITIES AND 290 00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:18,852 ALL THE THINGS BUT IT'S BEAUTIFUL, RIGHT? Jimmy: YEAH 291 00:20:18,852 --> 00:20:22,055 RIGHT INSECURITIES Jimmy: IT'S 'CAUSE -- YEAH. 292 00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:25,025 YOU GOT -- YOU'RE STARTING OUT, BUT ALSO, THAT'S A BIG BREAK IT'S A -- IT'S A BIG DEAL 293 00:20:25,025 --> 00:20:27,127 Jimmy: EDDIE MURPHY MOVIE, LET'S DO IT. I MEAN - 294 00:20:27,127 --> 00:20:29,195 LET'S GO! Jimmy: LET'S DO IT, RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] 295 00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:32,298 BUT NOW YOU ARE -- YOU ARE ONE OF THE BEST SELLING ARTISTS IN THE WORLD, AND OFFICIALLY YOU 296 00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:35,068 WERE CERTIFIED -- I WANT TO SAY THIS, THE MOST CERTIFIED FEMALE R&B ARTIST, READY? 297 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:40,840 OF THE MILLENNIUM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OF THE MILLENNIUM! 298 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:47,547 I -- I HAVE TO BE HONEST. I HAD TO LOOK UP THE WORD "MILLENNIUM. 299 00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:51,184 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU WERE LIKE, "HOW MANY YEARS IS A MILLENNIUM?" 300 00:20:51,184 --> 00:20:53,853 CAN I -- THIS IS -- LET ME BE CLEAR ABOUT "MILLENNIUM" -- Jimmy: MORE THAN A CENTURY, 301 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:58,725 RIGHT, YEAH. MEANS IT'S MAJOR 302 00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:00,694 MILLENNIUM - Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. I WAS FEELING REALLY PROUD 303 00:21:00,694 --> 00:21:02,896 OF THAT. MY HUSBAND ACTUALLY SURPRISED ME WITH IT 304 00:21:02,896 --> 00:21:05,765 SOMEHOW HE GOT THE NEWS FIRST. AND I WAS WASHING DISHES IN THE KITCHEN, AND HE COMES UP OVER 305 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,368 TO ME WITH A CAMERA. AND HE'S ALWAYS ON HIS PHONE, TRYING TO GET SOME TYPE OF 306 00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:11,604 VIDEO, YOU KNOW? THOSE HUSBANDS Jimmy: YEAH 307 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,540 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND SO -- UM, I'M WASHING THE DISHES AND HE COMES OVER 308 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,942 AND HE HAS A CAMERA ALL IN MY FACE "SO, HOW DO YOU FEEL?" 309 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:19,446 AND I'M LIKE, "HUH I'M WASHING THE DISHES." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 310 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:21,281 AND HE'S LIKE, "NO, REALLY WHAT DO YOU FEEL LIKE RIGHT NOW? 311 00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:24,084 I WAS LIKE, "I -- I DON'T -- I DON'T -- I'M JUST -- MY -- I'M SOAPY? 312 00:21:24,084 --> 00:21:26,086 I DON'T KNOW." [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: "I'M SOAPY." 313 00:21:26,086 --> 00:21:29,522 AND SO -- SO HE FINALLY BROKE THE NEWS TO ME AND I WAS LIKE, SO PROUD BUT 314 00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:33,660 SHY, BUT LIKE, EXCITED AND I WAS LIKE, I WORKED ALL OF MY LIFE FOR THIS 315 00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:37,097 Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY, RIGHT FOR THAT, RIGHT THERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 316 00:21:37,097 --> 00:21:42,535 Jimmy: THAT'S WHERE IT STARTS, THAT'S AWESOME AND YOU'RE GOING ON TOUR THIS 317 00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:44,571 SUMMER YES Jimmy: IT'S A BIG DEAL. 318 00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:47,674 NO, IT'S AMAZING. I'M GOING ON TOUR, FIRST TIME IN -- I GUESS TWO YEARS SINCE 319 00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:50,744 ALL OF THE -- Jimmy: WOW. YOU KNOW. I MEAN, MAYBE MORE 320 00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:54,247 AT THIS POINT HOW LONG HAS THE PANDEMIC BEEN, LIKE -- Jimmy: WE ALL STOPPED 321 00:21:54,247 --> 00:21:56,649 COUNTING WE ALL STOPPED COUNTING. BUT PLEASE, WE'RE HAPPY THAT 322 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:59,019 YOU'RE ON TOUR THOUGH. OKAY, I'M GONNA BE ON TOUR. AND SINCE -- SINCE THAT -- IT 323 00:21:59,019 --> 00:22:02,222 WAS ORIGINALLY "THE ALICIA TOUR" 'CAUSE THAT WAS THE ALBUM I PUT OUT. 324 00:22:02,222 --> 00:22:06,159 AND SINCE THEN I PUT OUT MY ALBUM CALLED "KEYS." SO NOW IT'S GOING TO BE "THE 325 00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:10,897 ALICIA KEYS TOUR." Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, YEAH. 326 00:22:10,897 --> 00:22:13,066 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, YOU GOTTA ADD "KEYS" IN THERE. 327 00:22:13,066 --> 00:22:16,770 BUT YOU DID IT ONE NIGHT AT THE APOLLO DID YOU RUB THE STUMP, DID YOU 328 00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:19,572 DO THE WHOLE THING [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I DEFINITELY -- YOU HAVE TO 329 00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:21,941 RUB THE STUMP. IF YOU DON'T RUB THE THUMP - Jimmy: THEN YOU'RE A FOOL 330 00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:24,444 NAH, IT'S NOT GOING TO BE A A GOOD NIGHT Jimmy: IT'S NOT GONNA BE -- 331 00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:26,713 YOU HAVE TO GET GOOD LUCK. YES Jimmy: I MEAN, HOW IS 332 00:22:26,713 --> 00:22:28,581 THAT - I KNOW YOUR -- YOUR -- YOU HAD EGYPT RECORD SOMETHING 333 00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:31,184 WHAT WAS THAT -- AH, IT WAS "SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW. 334 00:22:31,184 --> 00:22:36,456 Jimmy: NO, YEAH, THAT WAS - SO EGYPT IS MY 11-YEAR-OLD. Jimmy: HE'S 11 ALREADY? 335 00:22:36,456 --> 00:22:40,860 THAT'S WILD, RIGHT CRAZY AND UM, SO HE IS PLAYING PIANO 336 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:43,930 AND HE'S SINGING AND HE'S WRITING SONGS, AND THE WHOLE THING. 337 00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:48,635 SO THIS IS HIS FIRST SONG THAT HE RECORDED IN THE STUDIO WITH ME, LIKE, YOU KNOW, SINGING. 338 00:22:48,635 --> 00:22:51,604 Jimmy: "SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW," I MEAN, HAD ME JUST TEARING UP, AND IT'S NOT EVEN 339 00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:54,641 MY KID NAH I DEFINITELY HAD A MOMENT WHERE 340 00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:59,279 I WAS LIKE, WOW. BECAUSE I REALIZED THAT -- LIKE, HIS VOICE IS NEVER GONNA 341 00:22:59,279 --> 00:23:03,783 SOUND LIKE THAT AGAIN. HE'S -- HE'S NEVER GONNA HAVE THAT PLACE WHERE IT'S KINDA -- 342 00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:07,053 HE HASN'T QUITE HIT PUBERTY, IT'S STILL REALLY SWEET. Jimmy: YEAH 343 00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:10,490 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH AND -- AND -- AND I WAS JUST WITNESSING, LIKE, A MOMENT 344 00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:12,592 IN -- A MOMENT IN TIME THAT PROBABLY WILL NEVER COME BACK, SO - 345 00:23:12,592 --> 00:23:16,830 IT'S REALLY BEAUTIFUL. IT'S SO SWEET, YOU GOTTA HEAR HIS VOICE. 346 00:23:16,830 --> 00:23:19,733 Jimmy: AND -- AND THEN, YOUR OTHER BABY, GENESIS, WHO UH -- DOES HE WANT TO BE IN THE 347 00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:24,904 LIMELIGHT? OR HE'S LIKE, "I'M COOL" GENESIS DOESN'T LIKE 348 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:28,675 ANYBODY. [ LAUGHTER ] HE'S NOT - 349 00:23:28,675 --> 00:23:31,511 Jimmy: DOESN'T LIKE ANYBODY HE'S NOT FOR THE GAMES, ALL RIGHT? 350 00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:34,080 Jimmy: NO HE'S NOT FOR ANY OF THESE -- THE SHOWCASING 351 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,082 NO [ LAUGHTER ] DON'T TAKE PICTURES OF HIM, 352 00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:39,452 DON'T ASK HIM TO LIKE GO BE NICE TO PEOPLE, NO Jimmy: NO, HE DOESN'T DO 353 00:23:39,452 --> 00:23:42,522 THAT, NO SO HE'S A LITTLE TOUGH GUY, HE'S A HOT PEPPER. 354 00:23:42,522 --> 00:23:45,458 Jimmy: YEAH AND SO, AFTER THE APOLLO SHOW -- IT WAS REALLY AN 355 00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:47,861 INCREDIBLE SHOW. IT SO ELECTRIC, AND ALIVE, AND SPECIAL. 356 00:23:47,861 --> 00:23:51,464 AND HE WAS WATCHING FROM THE SIDE OF THE STAGE. 'CAUSE SOMEHOW AT THE APOLLO 357 00:23:51,464 --> 00:23:54,868 YOU HAVE TO BE OVER 16 TO BE IN THE AUDIENCE WHICH WAS NEW -- I DIDN'T 358 00:23:54,868 --> 00:23:58,471 REALIZE THAT SO HE'S AT THE SIDE OF THE STAGE, YOU KNOW, JUST 359 00:23:58,471 --> 00:24:03,943 RESPECTFULLY FOLLOWING THE RULES. AND I COME OUT AT THE END OF 360 00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:09,683 THE SHOW AND HE SAYS, "MOMMY WHY DIDN'T YOU BRING ME OUT? AND I WAS LIKE, "WHO ARE YOU?" 361 00:24:09,683 --> 00:24:11,651 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU GO, "YOU DON'T DO THIS." 362 00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:13,753 "YOU DON'T EVEN WANT "- I SAID, "DO YOU WANT TO COME OUT? 363 00:24:13,753 --> 00:24:16,523 HE WAS LIKE -- I WAS LIKE, "RIGHT NOW?" HE WAS LIKE -- I SAID, "OKAY 364 00:24:16,523 --> 00:24:18,758 I'LL DO ONE MORE SONG SO YOU CAN COME OUT." AND HE WAS LIKE "OKAY. 365 00:24:18,758 --> 00:24:23,229 AND THEN RIGHT WHEN I WALKED, "BUT I'M SCARED NOW. I SAID, "NO, DON'T BE SCARED 366 00:24:23,229 --> 00:24:25,498 NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] "NO, COME ON MAN, LET'S GO." 367 00:24:25,498 --> 00:24:27,067 Jimmy: "GENESIS, YOU -- YOU SET THIS UP. WE HAVE A LITTLE VIDEO OF YOU 368 00:24:27,067 --> 00:24:29,235 AND GENESIS HERE CHECK THIS OUT, ALICIA KEYS AND GENESIS. 369 00:24:29,235 --> 00:24:39,346 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HELLO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 370 00:24:39,346 --> 00:24:41,281 Jimmy: NO NO, WE JUST -- I CAN'T -- NO 371 00:24:41,281 --> 00:24:43,116 Jimmy: HE JUST GOES, "HELLO!" THAT'S THE VOICE 372 00:24:43,116 --> 00:24:47,821 BY THE WAY, THAT'S -- I CAN'T BELIEVE HE WAS UP THERE SAYING HELLO TO ANYBODY. 373 00:24:47,821 --> 00:24:50,090 Jimmy: RIGHT? I JUST -- I WAS JUST -- SUCH A SHOCKER. 374 00:24:50,090 --> 00:24:51,624 SO IT WAS -- IT WAS SWEET TO SEE HIM, KIND OF, YOU KNOW, GO FOR IT 375 00:24:51,624 --> 00:24:54,728 Jimmy: I LOVE THAT YOU BROUGHT HIM BACK THAT'S AWESOME 376 00:24:54,728 --> 00:24:56,296 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR BOOK AND EVERYTHING WHEN WE COME BACK 377 00:24:56,296 --> 00:24:58,465 YES Jimmy: MORE WITH ALICIA KEYS, EVERYBODY 378 00:24:58,465 --> 00:25:00,600 YES Jimmy: "GIRL ON FIRE. COME ON. 379 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:21,888 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: WELCOME BACK 380 00:25:21,888 --> 00:25:27,227 EVERYBODY. WE ARE HERE WITH ALICIA KEYS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 381 00:25:27,227 --> 00:25:31,698 YOU'VE DONE SO MANY THINGS, SO MANY COOL THINGS BY THE WAY, I CAN'T WAIT TO 382 00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:34,901 TALK ABOUT THIS BECAUSE THIS IS JUST THE RADDEST UH, IT'S AWESOME 383 00:25:34,901 --> 00:25:38,104 YEAH, I KNOW, IT'S SO FUN. TOTALLY Jimmy: 15 GRAMMYS, 384 00:25:38,104 --> 00:25:44,110 BEST-SELLING AUTHOR, BUT ALSO, YOU'RE INTO THE -- FASHION, AS WELL -- ATHLETA. 385 00:25:44,110 --> 00:25:47,213 YES Jimmy: YEAH, TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS 386 00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:51,951 SO ATHELTA, I LOVE. BECAUSE I'M ACTUALLY A FAN OF ATHLETA, AS A -- AS A MOM, AS 387 00:25:51,951 --> 00:25:55,889 A PERSON WHO LIKES TO WORKOUT, LIKES TO MEDITATE. JUST BE ABLE TO HAVE THAT KIND 388 00:25:55,889 --> 00:26:00,060 OF SOFT, SWEET ENERGY. BUT WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THEM THE MOST IS THAT THEY ARE ALL ABOUT 389 00:26:00,060 --> 00:26:05,098 BODY CONSCIOUSNESS, AND BODY POSITIVITY, AND BODY DIVERSITY AND SO WE CREATED A LIMITED 390 00:26:05,098 --> 00:26:12,105 EDITION COLLECTION THAT WE'RE DOING TOGETHER AND IT GOES FROM ALL THE WAY UP 391 00:26:12,105 --> 00:26:16,343 TO 3X IN SIZE, WHICH I THINK IS SO IMPORTANT TO BE ABLE TO FIND YOURSELF IN THE STORE. 392 00:26:16,343 --> 00:26:19,079 Jimmy: YEAH AND IT'S ALL ABOUT POWERFUL COLORS, AND BOLDNESS, AND 393 00:26:19,079 --> 00:26:23,450 REALLY EMPOWERING WOMEN TO FEEL INCREDIBLE, SO THAT YOU CAN THROW ON YOUR LITTLE 'FIT, GO 394 00:26:23,450 --> 00:26:30,056 TO THE GYM, TAKE YOUR KIDS TO SCHOOL, GO TAKE A BRUNCH, AND STILL BE FRESH, AND POWERFUL 395 00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:32,225 THE WHOLE TIME Jimmy: YEAH WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THIS. 396 00:26:32,225 --> 00:26:34,761 IT LOOKS SO COOL YES Jimmy: I'M LIKE, "OH, HOW DO 397 00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:37,430 YOU"-- I MEAN, IT'S AWESOME GO TO ATHLETA.COM AND CHECK OUT 398 00:26:37,430 --> 00:26:39,799 THE ALICIA KEYS, WHAT YOU -- WHAT YOU DID AND THEN, CAN WE JUST TALK 399 00:26:39,799 --> 00:26:46,539 ABOUT THIS THIS IS SO COOL, AND I JUST TOLD YOU THIS. 400 00:26:46,539 --> 00:26:48,475 I HAD THE BOOK, BECAUSE I KNEW YOU WERE COMING ON RIGHT 401 00:26:48,475 --> 00:26:52,112 Jimmy: I WENT TO THE BOOKSTORE THIS WEEKEND YES 402 00:26:52,112 --> 00:26:55,315 Jimmy: SHOUT OUT TO BOOKHAMPTON, THEY HAD A BIG, BIG DISPLAY OF YOUR BOOK 403 00:26:55,315 --> 00:26:57,584 BOOKHAMPTON Jimmy: IT LOOKED GREAT, IT WAS AWESOME. 404 00:26:57,584 --> 00:26:59,252 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS LIKE, IT JUST POPPED OUT AND I WAS THERE WITH MY 405 00:26:59,252 --> 00:27:01,488 GIRLS. AND I'M LIKE, THIS IS GREAT, WHAT YOU ARE DOING 406 00:27:01,488 --> 00:27:04,024 AW, I LOVE THIS THIS IS A GRAPHIC NOVEL. IT'S MY FIRST GRAPHIC NOVEL. 407 00:27:04,024 --> 00:27:06,659 I LOVE IT SO MUCH. I THINK ITS A BEAUTIFUL WAY TO INTRODUCE KIDS TO JUST CONTINUE 408 00:27:06,659 --> 00:27:11,264 TO FALL IN LOVE WITH WORDS AND READING, AND I HAVE BEEN SO GRATEFUL TO HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE 409 00:27:11,264 --> 00:27:16,169 WITH WORDS AND THAT'S WHY I AM A SONGWRITER, AND WHY I'M 410 00:27:16,169 --> 00:27:19,939 A STORYTELLER, BECAUSE I -- I LOVE WORDS SO WHEN YOU MEET LOLO -- HER 411 00:27:19,939 --> 00:27:24,044 NAME IS LOLO SHE'S FROM BROOKLYN. SHE'S RAISED BY A SINGLE 412 00:27:24,044 --> 00:27:27,247 FATHER, WHO'S ALSO RAISING HER BROTHER. HER MOTHER IS ACTUALLY NOT 413 00:27:27,247 --> 00:27:29,849 AROUND AS YOU READ THE STORY, YOU'LL FIND OUT WHY 414 00:27:29,849 --> 00:27:33,253 AND HER BROTHER WAS RACIALLY PROFILED AND ATTACKED BY A A POLICE OFFICER, AND SHE GOT 415 00:27:33,253 --> 00:27:36,456 SO UPSET SHE WANTED TO PROTECT HIM AND SHE JUST DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO 416 00:27:36,456 --> 00:27:41,494 AND SHE REALIZES AT THAT MOMENT, THAT SHE HAS THESE SPECIAL POWERS 417 00:27:41,494 --> 00:27:45,265 THIS KINETIC ENERGY THAT COULD ACTUALLY HURT YOU VERY BADLY AND SHE'S TRYING TO FIGURE OUT 418 00:27:45,265 --> 00:27:48,468 "WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS ENERGY HOW DO I HARNESS IT? HOW DO I USE IT? 419 00:27:48,468 --> 00:27:51,137 AM I CRAZY?" AND THE WHOLE BOOK IS REALLY A A METAPHOR TO -- TO THE 420 00:27:51,137 --> 00:27:58,144 SUPERPOWERS WE ALL HAVE, AND TRYING TO FIND OUR WAY TO HARNESS IT 421 00:27:58,144 --> 00:28:01,014 Jimmy: WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE THE REACTION YOU'RE GOING TO GET FROM TEENAGERS, AND KIDS, AND 422 00:28:01,014 --> 00:28:03,049 PARENTS -- YES Jimmy: --READING IT 423 00:28:03,049 --> 00:28:05,251 AND WATCHING A KID READ YOUR STUFF, IT'S LIKE - IT'S CRAZY. 424 00:28:05,251 --> 00:28:08,088 Jimmy: IT'S GAME-CHANGING YOU GO, "WOW, I CAN'T -- WE'RE SO LUCKY TO BE ABLE TO DO 425 00:28:08,088 --> 00:28:12,125 STUFF LIKE THIS. BUT GOOD FOR -- GOOD ON YOU, FOR DOING THIS 426 00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:16,229 AND THE SONG "GIRL ON FIRE" HAS BEEN SUCH A POWERFUL STATEMENT, AND I WROTE IT WHEN 427 00:28:16,229 --> 00:28:20,033 I DIDN'T FEEL ON FIRE. I WROTE IT WHEN I FELT LIKE I COULDN'T MAKE IT, WHEN I -- 428 00:28:20,033 --> 00:28:25,305 WHEN I SAW MY FRIENDS AND MY FAMILY MEMBERS FAILING AS WOMEN, FEELING DEFEATED. 429 00:28:25,305 --> 00:28:29,075 AND REMINDING US THAT THERE IS NOTHING THAT STOPS US, WE ARE ON FIRE. 430 00:28:29,075 --> 00:28:32,412 AND SO TO SEE THIS TRANSFORM INTO A BOOK THAT CAN HOPEFULLY DO THAT FOR SO MANY OTHERS IS 431 00:28:32,412 --> 00:28:34,948 LIKE, I'M SUPER GRATEFUL Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT RIGHT THERE. 432 00:28:34,948 --> 00:28:38,685 THAT IS ALICIA KEYS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING 433 00:28:38,685 --> 00:28:40,653 HERE, IN PERSON. YES Jimmy: I MISSED YOU 434 00:28:40,653 --> 00:28:43,156 I MISSED YOU, BUD. CONGRATS ON EVERYTHING ALICIA KEYS, EVERYBODY 435 00:28:43,156 --> 00:28:45,158 "GIRL ON FIRE" IS OUT NOW. ZOEY DEUTCH JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. 436 00:28:45,158 --> 00:29:07,180 STICK AROUND EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 437 00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:10,383 Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY TALENTED ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "THE OUTFIT," 438 00:29:10,383 --> 00:29:13,053 WHICH WILL BE IN THEATERS MARCH 18th EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME, 439 00:29:13,053 --> 00:29:15,422 EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME, ZOEY DEUTCH. 440 00:29:16,923 --> 00:29:31,905 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 441 00:29:31,905 --> 00:29:36,042 * Jimmy: LOOK AT ALL THESE PEOPLE 442 00:29:36,042 --> 00:29:39,045 ISN'T IT AMAZING YES Jimmy: NOTHING LIKE IT, 443 00:29:39,045 --> 00:29:42,849 RIGHT. NO, IT'S AMAZING. Jimmy: THERE IS NOTHING LIKE 444 00:29:42,849 --> 00:29:44,684 IT WELCOME. WELCOME BACK 445 00:29:44,684 --> 00:29:46,786 SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU IN PERSON. HAPPY TO SEE -- YOU KNOW WHAT I FOUND OUT BACK THERE, 446 00:29:46,786 --> 00:29:49,155 IT'S MY SIXTH TIME HERE. Jimmy: YEAH ISN'T THAT AMAZING? 447 00:29:49,155 --> 00:29:51,057 Jimmy: DOES IT FEEL LIKE SIX TIMES? I DON'T KNOW, I JUST -- 448 00:29:51,057 --> 00:29:52,926 Jimmy: WE HAVE FUN EVERY TIME EVERY TIME. 449 00:29:52,926 --> 00:29:55,061 THANK YOU. I LOVE BEING HERE. I LOVE WATCHING IT 450 00:29:55,061 --> 00:29:57,130 AND I GOT A LOT OF LOVE FOR ALL OF YOU HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 451 00:29:57,130 --> 00:29:59,099 Jimmy: WE LOVE HAVING YOU HERE LOT OF LOVE 452 00:29:59,099 --> 00:30:01,034 Jimmy: EVERY TIME YOU COME ON WE PLAY GAMES WE'VE DONE BITS TOGETHER 453 00:30:01,034 --> 00:30:04,004 I LOVE BITS Jimmy: YES YOU ALWAYS DO -- 454 00:30:04,004 --> 00:30:06,806 I LIVE FOR BITS Jimmy: YES, THAT'S WHY WE LOVE HAVING YOU ON THE SHOW. 455 00:30:06,806 --> 00:30:09,142 BUT YOU BROUGHT ME A GAME THIS TIME I BROUGHT YOU A BIT 456 00:30:09,142 --> 00:30:11,277 Jimmy: WHICH NO ONE EVER BRINGS ME A GAME I KNOW. 457 00:30:11,277 --> 00:30:15,315 Jimmy: IT'S EXCITING. I THOUGHT IT WASN'T FAIR. SO I GREW UP -- MY FATHER AND 458 00:30:15,315 --> 00:30:17,150 MY GRANDMOTHER ALWAYS USED A A LOT OF YIDDISH WORDS AND PHRASES. 459 00:30:17,150 --> 00:30:20,153 IT WAS A PART OF THE FAMILY LEXICON AND I FEEL LIKE YOU PROBABLY KNOW SOME YIDDISH 460 00:30:20,153 --> 00:30:23,456 WORDS. Jimmy: SURE AND YOU GUYS PROBABLY KNOW 461 00:30:23,456 --> 00:30:25,825 SOME YIDDISH WORDS, LIKE "OY VEY. DO YOU KNOW "OY VEY? 462 00:30:25,825 --> 00:30:28,862 Jimmy: OF COURSE, YEAH. DO YOU KNOW "KLUTZ? Jimmy: YES. 463 00:30:28,862 --> 00:30:30,563 SPIEL Jimmy: YEAH OKAY, GREAT 464 00:30:30,563 --> 00:30:32,665 SO YOU KNOW A LITTLE BIT Jimmy: THIS IS GOOD RIGHT 465 00:30:32,665 --> 00:30:36,002 WE'RE STARTING OFF WELL. I PICKED SOME LITTLE BIT MORE ADVANCED YIDDISH WORDS 466 00:30:36,002 --> 00:30:37,837 I'M GOING TO SAY THE WORD, GIVE YOU TWO DEFINITIONS AND YOU'RE GOING TO GUESS WHICH ONE IT IS 467 00:30:37,837 --> 00:30:41,041 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. I'M VERY COMPETETIVE I LOVE THIS. 468 00:30:41,041 --> 00:30:46,413 THE FIRST ONE IS MISHPUCHA. Jimmy: OH, I KNOW THIS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 469 00:30:46,413 --> 00:30:49,849 A, AN UNFORSEEN MISHAP OR B, FAMILY Jimmy: MISHPUCHA. 470 00:30:49,849 --> 00:30:56,456 MISHPUCHA Jimmy: ONE IS AN UNFORSEEN THING. 471 00:30:56,456 --> 00:31:03,063 ONE IS FAMILY. I THINK IT'S FAMILY. YOU ARE MY MISHPUCHA 472 00:31:03,063 --> 00:31:06,933 [ DING ] IT'S CORRECT! Jimmy: REALLY 473 00:31:06,933 --> 00:31:08,635 YEAH! * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 474 00:31:08,635 --> 00:31:14,074 Jimmy: SEE, I KNOW MORE YIDDISH. I FELT LIKE IT WAS FAMILY. 475 00:31:14,074 --> 00:31:16,276 YEAH. THE WHOLE MISHPUCHA. LET'S BRING THE WHOLE MISHPUCHA 476 00:31:16,276 --> 00:31:18,144 TO VEGAS Jimmy: I LOVE YIDDISH ALL RIGHT, GOOD. 477 00:31:18,144 --> 00:31:20,113 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE GONNA BE FLUENT IN NO TIME 478 00:31:20,113 --> 00:31:22,182 Jimmy: I KNOW LOOK AT WHAT WE'RE LEARNING. OKAY. 479 00:31:22,182 --> 00:31:25,985 TWO, SHAYNA PUNIM. A, A DISH CONTAINING POTATOES OR B, A PRETTY FACE. 480 00:31:25,985 --> 00:31:35,895 Jimmy: PUNIM IS FACE. YOU ARE CRUSHING THIS [ DING ] 481 00:31:35,895 --> 00:31:39,099 * Jimmy: IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 482 00:31:39,099 --> 00:31:42,168 WHAT WAS IT, SHAYNA PUNIM? SHAYNA PUNIM. LIKE, "AH, WHAT A SHAYNA 483 00:31:42,168 --> 00:31:44,004 PUNIM. YEAH RIGHT. 484 00:31:44,004 --> 00:31:45,972 Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH YOU ARE REAL GOOD THIS IS AWESOME 485 00:31:45,972 --> 00:31:48,108 I DID NOT PLAN THIS OUT. THIS IS EXCITING FOR ME. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 486 00:31:48,108 --> 00:31:50,176 I LOVE THIS. THE LAST ONE, ALL THREE OF THESE WORDS MEAN THE SAME 487 00:31:50,176 --> 00:32:00,053 THING. Jimmy: I LOVE SCHMEGEGE I KNOW, SCHMEGEGE 488 00:32:00,053 --> 00:32:02,489 Jimmy: JUST SAYING IT EVERYONE JUST SAY IT WITH ME 489 00:32:02,489 --> 00:32:05,158 SCHMEGEGE. Jimmy: SCHMEGEGE. AREN'T YOU HAVING FUN 490 00:32:05,158 --> 00:32:07,227 Jimmy: YES. SCHMEGEGE Jimmy: IT'S ACTUALLY GREAT. 491 00:32:07,227 --> 00:32:12,098 SCHMEGEGE. SCHMEGEGE, SCHMENDRICK AND SCHMO. 492 00:32:12,098 --> 00:32:15,068 [ LAUGHTER ] A, THESE ARE ALL WORDS FOR A A SILLY OR STUPID PERSON OR B, 493 00:32:15,068 --> 00:32:24,678 THESE ARE ALL AFFECTIONATE TERMS FOR A BABY Jimmy: IT'S GOT TO BE THE 494 00:32:24,678 --> 00:32:27,781 FIRST ONE. RIGHT? OH MY GOD 495 00:32:27,781 --> 00:32:29,315 [ DING ] Jimmy: LOOK AT ME OH MY GOD. 496 00:32:29,315 --> 00:32:31,184 AM I - * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 497 00:32:31,184 --> 00:32:32,419 REALLY RESPECT? RESPECT. 498 00:32:32,419 --> 00:32:34,220 YEAH. YOU EARNED IT. Jimmy: RESPECT, RIGHT THERE 499 00:32:34,220 --> 00:32:36,189 COME ON. RIGHT? NOT BAD. 500 00:32:36,189 --> 00:32:38,958 I DID NOT - WE DID NOT PLAN IT I LOVE IT. I HAVE NO WORDS 501 00:32:38,958 --> 00:32:41,761 Jimmy: SCHMEGEGE. SCHMEGEGE THAT'S THE BEST WORD I'VE EVER 502 00:32:41,761 --> 00:32:45,165 HEARD. Jimmy: I LOVE SCHMEGEGE YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO BE 503 00:32:45,165 --> 00:32:47,801 USING THAT EVERY DAY NOW Jimmy: WE'RE ALWAYS GOING TO SAY SCHMEGEGE. 504 00:32:47,801 --> 00:32:50,203 WHEN WE COME OUT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR MOVIE. 505 00:32:50,203 --> 00:32:56,476 THAT IS WHY YOU'RE HERE. "THE OUTFIT. YES 506 00:32:56,476 --> 00:32:59,145 Jimmy: BY THE WAY, EVERY TIME YOU COME ON, YOU HAVE DIFFERENT MOVIES 507 00:32:59,145 --> 00:33:01,915 AND YOU HAVE GREAT ACCENTS IN THE MOVIE. AND WHAT DIFFERENT ACCENTS CAN 508 00:33:01,915 --> 00:33:08,088 YOU DO RIGHT NOW CAN YOU JUST RATTLE SOME OFF OH, RATTLE SOME 509 00:33:08,088 --> 00:33:13,560 Jimmy: GIVE ME -- I FEEL LIKE, HONESTLY, LIKE THE FIRST ONE THAT COMES TO 510 00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:15,061 MIND IS THE ACCENT I DID IN "ZOMBIELAND. BECAUSE LIKE, IT'S INSPIRIED BY 511 00:33:15,061 --> 00:33:17,330 THE VALLEY AND I'M LITERALLY FROM THE VALLEY 512 00:33:17,330 --> 00:33:21,234 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WOW, THAT'S PERFECT. AND LIKE, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE 513 00:33:21,234 --> 00:33:24,437 SO GOOD AT ACCENTS AN MINNESOTAN IS SO MUCH FUN MINNESOTAN DONTCHA KNOW IS SUCH 514 00:33:24,437 --> 00:33:28,208 A FUN ACCENT TO DO Jimmy: OH, MINNESOTA, YEAH. YEAH. 515 00:33:28,208 --> 00:33:30,744 Jimmy: LOVE MINNESOTA OH, YEAH. Jimmy: OH, YEAH 516 00:33:30,744 --> 00:33:32,712 OH, YEAH. OF COURSE. I'M GONNA JUST KEEP COPYING YOU 517 00:33:32,712 --> 00:33:34,114 NOW. Jimmy: OH, YOU ARE? YEAH, WHY NOT. 518 00:33:34,114 --> 00:33:36,216 WELL WELL. Jimmy: NOW. 519 00:33:36,216 --> 00:33:38,084 NOW Jimmy: I'M GONNA DO A - I'M GONNA DO A -- 520 00:33:38,084 --> 00:33:40,387 Jimmy: SOUTHERN PERSON. SOUTHERN PERSON Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT 521 00:33:40,387 --> 00:33:42,622 THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT. Jimmy: AND WELCOME TO THE SHOW AND YOU'RE JUST - 522 00:33:42,622 --> 00:33:49,396 WELCOME TO THE SHOW NOW I LOVE SOUTHERN BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO SAY, I THINK MY 523 00:33:49,396 --> 00:33:51,197 FAVORITE ACCENT OF ALL IS AN ACCENT THAT COMES FROM A TOWN NOT SO FAR FROM HERE, JIMMY. 524 00:33:51,197 --> 00:33:56,803 Jimmy: WHERE IS THAT, NOW LONG ISLAND [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 525 00:33:56,803 --> 00:33:59,839 Jimmy: YOU LOVE THE LONG ISLAND YEAH, MY GRANDMOTHER, THE 526 00:33:59,839 --> 00:34:01,241 ONE WHO TAUGHT US ALL THAT YIDDISH EARLIER, THAT YOU WERE SO GOOD AT 527 00:34:01,241 --> 00:34:04,344 SHE IS FROM LONG ISLAND. Jimmy: OH MY GOD. SHE'S FROM LONG ISLAND. 528 00:34:04,344 --> 00:34:08,148 SHE TALKS LIKE THIS. IT'S AMAZING IF SHE WAS HERE, SHE WOULD TELL 529 00:34:08,148 --> 00:34:11,184 YOU, YOU GOT A SHAYNA PUNIM. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE 530 00:34:11,184 --> 00:34:13,853 HER. THAT'S THE NEXT MOVIE, YOU'VE GOT TO DO THAT 531 00:34:13,853 --> 00:34:17,057 WHO IS GOING TO HIRE ME TO DO THAT ACCENT Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO DO - 532 00:34:17,057 --> 00:34:19,159 I SOUND LIKE I SMOKE A PACK A DAY, BUT I'VE NEVER HAD A CIGARETTE IN MY LIFE 533 00:34:19,159 --> 00:34:22,228 Jimmy: THAT'S PERFECT YOU'RE GOING TO ROCK THAT, TRUST ME 534 00:34:22,228 --> 00:34:25,198 YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE THAT AND ROCK THAT IN A MOVIE CAN WE TELL EVERYONE WHAT "THE 535 00:34:25,198 --> 00:34:27,200 OUTFIT" IS ABOUT YES "THE OUTFIT" IS ABOUT AN EXPERT 536 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:30,737 TAILOR WHO HAS TO OUTWIT A A BUNCH OF VERY DANGEROUS GANGSTERS IN ORDER TO SURVIVE 537 00:34:30,737 --> 00:34:32,706 A NIGHT. THE MOVIE TAKES PLACE ON ONE NIGHT ON ONE SET WITH SIX 538 00:34:32,706 --> 00:34:37,744 ACTORS IT'S REALLY COOL IT FEELS LIKE A PLAY AND YOU 539 00:34:37,744 --> 00:34:42,082 ARE CONSTANTLY TRYING TO TELL WHO IS TELLING THE TRUTH Jimmy: YEAH, AND IT'S YOU, 540 00:34:42,082 --> 00:34:45,085 MARK RYLANCE, COME ON. I WANT TO SEE THIS I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 541 00:34:45,085 --> 00:34:47,387 HERE IS ZOEY DEUTCH IN "THE OUTFIT." TAKE A LOOK. 542 00:34:47,387 --> 00:34:47,420 OUTFIT." TAKE A LOOK. 543 00:34:48,088 --> 00:34:50,223 I DO NOT NEED YOU TELLING ME WHO TO DATE. 544 00:34:50,223 --> 00:34:58,098 I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT. YOU MEANT IT LIKE, I SAW YOU SMILING AT RICHIE BOYLE EARLIER 545 00:34:58,098 --> 00:34:59,499 AND NOW I'M PETRIFIED THAT YOU'RE RUNNING WITH THE BAD BATCH. 546 00:34:59,499 --> 00:35:05,472 THOSE MEN MAY BE CUSTOMERS BUT THEY ARE NOT GENTLEMEN COULD HAVE FOOLED ME IN 547 00:35:05,472 --> 00:35:08,041 THOSE NICE CLOTHES YOU MAKE FOR THEM IF WE ONLY ALLOWED ANGELS TO 548 00:35:08,041 --> 00:35:11,177 BE CUSTOMERS THEN WE'D HAVE NO CUSTOMERS AT ALL DO WE LET ALL OF OUR 549 00:35:11,177 --> 00:35:15,048 CUSTOMERS KEEP LOCKED BOXES IN BACK IT WAS YOU WHO WAS SMILING 550 00:35:15,048 --> 00:35:18,051 AT HIM I'VE SPENT MY ENTIRE LIFE AROUND ANIMALS LIKE RICHIE 551 00:35:18,051 --> 00:35:20,854 BOYLE. YOU WANT TO GET THEM TO BACK OFF, YOU LOOK THEM DEAD IN THE 552 00:35:20,854 --> 00:35:23,223 EYES AND YOU PRETEND YOU ARE ONE OF THEM. YOU DON'T NEED ME WORRYING 553 00:35:23,223 --> 00:35:28,061 AFTER YOU. THAT'S RIGHT. Jimmy: OH 554 00:35:28,061 --> 00:35:31,197 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ZOEY DEUTCH EVERYBODY! "THE OUTFIT" IS IN THEATERS 555 00:35:31,197 --> 00:35:34,134 MARCH 18th WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM EARTHGANG 556 00:35:34,134 --> 00:35:52,285 STICK AROUND EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 557 00:35:52,285 --> 00:35:55,088 Jimmy: PERFORMING "LIE TO ME" FROM THEIR NEW ALBUM, "GHETTO GODS," GIVE IT UP FOR 558 00:35:55,088 --> 00:35:58,792 EARTHGANG. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 559 00:36:02,362 --> 00:36:16,476 * * YEA OH YEAH * 560 00:36:16,476 --> 00:36:20,513 * SHE GOT A BIRKI FLOSSING MONEY WELL SPEN SHE STILL IN THE 561 00:36:20,513 --> 00:36:26,820 APARTMENTS PAYING RENT * * SATURDAY SUNDAY HE GOT CASH TO PLA 562 00:36:26,820 --> 00:36:33,193 MONDAY COME HIS POCKET FULL OF LENT * * OH CAN YOU BE HONES 563 00:36:33,193 --> 00:36:40,266 CAN YOU BE TRU CAN YOU BE TRU KEEP IT 10 564 00:36:40,266 --> 00:36:49,642 TELL ME THE TRUTH * EVERYBODY BUY YOUR THINGS* * ALLOWING THINGS 565 00:36:49,642 --> 00:36:52,445 TO POOF YOUR STATU PROOF YOU HAVE I NOW TO CALL UP IN THE ROLL* 566 00:36:52,445 --> 00:36:55,548 * THEY CAME FOR FOO IT CAN'T BE REAL IT'S TOO DRAMATIC * 567 00:36:55,548 --> 00:36:58,084 GOT TO KEE THE AUDIENCE HAPPY GOT TO KEEP * 568 00:36:58,084 --> 00:37:00,820 * THE HATERS GUESSING LIVING A LIE FOR FOLKS YOU'LL NEVER MEE 569 00:37:00,820 --> 00:37:04,057 IN REAL LIFE * * SO TRAGIC BABY GOT A DAY JOB 570 00:37:04,057 --> 00:37:07,127 IT GOES SOMETHIN LIKE THIS * * UPLOAD UPLOAD 571 00:37:07,127 --> 00:37:10,630 CHECK ENGAGEMENT RECEIVE PAYMENTS GRANTING FANTASIES * 572 00:37:10,630 --> 00:37:13,733 * SELLING HELLA DREAM THEN SHE TAKES HER MASK OF 50S RUNNING DOWN * 573 00:37:13,733 --> 00:37:16,236 * HER BREASTS HER TRUE SELF HOPE SHE DON'T FORGET 574 00:37:16,236 --> 00:37:20,040 SAY SHE DO IT * * FOR THE CHECK MY HOMEBOY LIE 575 00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:22,242 FOR HIS RESPEC CAN'T WAIT TO FLEX * * THE NEW BAGUETTES 576 00:37:22,242 --> 00:37:25,145 CAUSE THE WORL WE LIVE IN KEEP REVEALIN IF YOU AIN'T BALLING * 577 00:37:25,145 --> 00:37:27,414 * THEN YOU AIN' SO SHE GONE BUY CHANEL TO IMPRESS 578 00:37:27,414 --> 00:37:30,383 HE GONE SHOP * * TILL AIN'T NOTHING LEFT THEY FELL IN LOV 579 00:37:30,383 --> 00:37:33,186 WITH THE FAK TILL THE REAL CAME OUT * * NOW THEY AT 580 00:37:33,186 --> 00:37:35,422 EACH OTHER'S NECK * OKAY * SHE GOT A BIRKI 581 00:37:35,422 --> 00:37:38,525 FLOSSING MONEY WELL SPEN SHE GOT A BIRKIN SHE STILL IN THE * 582 00:37:38,525 --> 00:37:44,364 * APARTMENTS PAYING REN SHE IN THE APARTMENT S SATURDAY SUNDA 583 00:37:44,364 --> 00:37:48,435 HE GOT CASH TO PLAY * * MONDAY COME HIS POCKETS FULL OF LENT 584 00:37:48,435 --> 00:37:51,938 OH CAN YOU BE HONEST * * CAN YOU BE TRUE 585 00:37:51,938 --> 00:37:55,975 ANYBODY STRAIGHT U LIE ON CUE ANYBODY KEEPING IT * 586 00:37:55,975 --> 00:37:58,078 * REAL WITH YOU KEEP IT 10 TELL ME THE TRUT 587 00:37:58,078 --> 00:38:00,213 CAN YOU BE HONEST * * CAN YOU BE TRUE ANYBODY STRAIGHT U 588 00:38:00,213 --> 00:38:03,283 LIE ON CUE ANYBODY KEEPING IT * * REAL WITH YOU 589 00:38:03,283 --> 00:38:06,753 KEEP IT 10 TELL ME THE TRUT CLOSED MOUTH DON'T EAT * 590 00:38:06,753 --> 00:38:09,289 * CLOSED MOUTH DON'T EA BROKE FINGER DON'T TWEET BROKE FINGER DON'T TWEET 591 00:38:09,289 --> 00:38:12,058 BROKE PEOPLE GONNA HATE * * BROKE PEOPLE GONNA HATE TO DISTRACT FROM DEFEA 592 00:38:12,058 --> 00:38:14,461 TO DISTRACT FROM DEFEA LOOK AWAY * * HOW YOU LIVIN 593 00:38:14,461 --> 00:38:16,563 THESE DAYS LOVE LANGUAGES TAGS AND RECEIPT 594 00:38:16,563 --> 00:38:18,631 WHOOP WHOOP * * GET THE PENALTY PAID OFF QUICK 595 00:38:18,631 --> 00:38:21,301 RIGHT BACK TO THE STREET FLEW OUT ON THE FRONT * * OF THE PLAN 596 00:38:21,301 --> 00:38:23,803 LIKE HEY CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SHE DON'T BELIEV 597 00:38:23,803 --> 00:38:25,538 * NO LEASH JUST WANT TO TAKE PICTURES JUST WANT TO TAKE PICS 598 00:38:25,538 --> 00:38:28,141 JUST WANNA * * SEE THE BEACH BUT A LIKE M 599 00:38:28,141 --> 00:38:30,410 HAD TO GET IT OUT THE MU THESE REALLY MY CLEATS * * THIS REALLY MY BLOO 600 00:38:30,410 --> 00:38:33,613 I'M REALLY DENZE ONE TEAR ON MY CHEEK I'M ROLLIN UP * 601 00:38:33,613 --> 00:38:36,282 * SHE'S TALKING ABOUT MINKS I'M TALKING ABOUT THINGS WHEN YOU FIGUR 602 00:38:36,282 --> 00:38:39,753 OUT WHAT YOU NEED * * GIRL LET IT GET BACK TO M FROM THE FACTORY 603 00:38:39,753 --> 00:38:45,625 RUN THROUGH LIKE BATTERIES EVERY -- WITH A STRATEGY * * AND SHE GOT IT PERFEC 604 00:38:45,625 --> 00:38:49,529 SHE GOT A PURPOS SHE GOT A SYSTEM KNOW HOW TO WORK IT * 605 00:38:49,529 --> 00:38:51,664 * THAT'S HOW SHE GOTT SHE GOTT SHE GOTT 606 00:38:51,664 --> 00:38:53,867 YEAH * * OKAY SHE GOT A BIRKIN FLOSSING MONEY WELL SPEN 607 00:38:53,867 --> 00:38:56,436 UH-HUH * * OKA SHE STILL IN THE 608 00:38:56,436 --> 00:39:00,607 APARTMENTS PAYING RENT SATURDAY SUNDAY * * HE GOT CASH TO PLAY 609 00:39:00,607 --> 00:39:06,346 MONDAY COME HIS POCKET FULL OF LENT CAN YOU BE HONEST * 610 00:39:06,346 --> 00:39:12,886 * CAN YOU BE TRUE ANYBODY STRAIGHT U * 611 00:39:12,886 --> 00:39:21,461 * LADIES. HELP ME OUT LADIES. 612 00:39:21,461 --> 00:39:27,767 COME ON. * UH-HU HE 613 00:39:27,767 --> 00:39:30,670 HE OKAY * * HEY 614 00:39:30,670 --> 00:39:32,505 ALL RIGH HE HEY * 615 00:39:32,505 --> 00:39:35,442 * LIE TO ME LIE TO MEE LIE TO MEE 616 00:39:35,442 --> 00:39:38,645 EVERYBODY EVERYBODY COME ON. * PERCEPTION OF PERFECTIO 617 00:39:38,645 --> 00:39:48,154 GIVES ME ERECTIONS LIE TO M LIE TO ME BABY * 618 00:39:48,154 --> 00:39:56,262 * LIE TO ME YEA LIE TO M LIE TO M 619 00:39:56,262 --> 00:40:01,768 LIE TO ME YEAH * * O LIE TO M 620 00:40:01,768 --> 00:40:10,443 LIE TO M LIE TO ME * * YEA 621 00:40:10,443 --> 00:40:14,047 YEAH * Jimmy: OH 622 00:40:14,047 --> 00:40:19,519 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON, EARTHGANG WELL, THAT IS GOOD RIGHT THERE, 623 00:40:19,519 --> 00:40:22,155 BUD. THANK YOU, MAN THAT WAS GOOD. 624 00:40:22,155 --> 00:40:24,357 TICKETS FOR THE WORLD TOUR ARE ON SALE NOW. EARTHGANG. 625 00:40:24,357 --> 00:40:28,995 MY THANKS TO ALICIA KEYS, ZOEY DEUTCH. 626 00:40:32,232 --> 00:40:36,436 OOH, THAT'S A GOOD JAM AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 627 00:40:36,436 --> 00:40:40,240 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 628 00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:40,240 SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY *