1 00:00:09,042 --> 00:00:11,177 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:11,177 --> 00:00:18,184 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:18,184 --> 00:00:21,988 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - BEN STILLER. 4 00:00:21,988 --> 00:00:26,292 LAVERNE COX. MUSICAL GUEST, MUNI LONG AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:26,292 --> 00:00:34,567 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1599 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:34,567 --> 00:00:40,206 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:41,274 --> 00:00:44,177 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:44,177 --> 00:01:01,261 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:01:01,261 --> 00:01:04,964 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU! THANK YOU! OH, HI 10 00:01:04,964 --> 00:01:06,599 I MISSED YOU WELCOME! WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, 11 00:01:06,599 --> 00:01:09,769 WELCOME! PLEASE ENJOY YOURSELVES! GOSH, I MISSED YOU GUYS. 12 00:01:09,769 --> 00:01:15,909 WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 13 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:20,080 YOU GUYS, WE ARE SO EXCITED TO BE BACK. MY HEART IS RACING SO FAST 14 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:23,650 I FEEL LIKE I TOOK PILLS FROM A RUSSIAN FIGURE SKATER. [ LAUGHTER ] 15 00:01:23,650 --> 00:01:28,855 I REALLY DO. THAT'S RIGHT THE BEIJING OLYMPICS ARE 16 00:01:28,855 --> 00:01:34,794 OFFICIALLY OVER, BUT THERE'S STILL A MOMENT EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT. 17 00:01:34,794 --> 00:01:41,134 DURING A RACE ON SATURDAY, IN ESPECIALLY COLD TEMPERATURES, A SKIER SUFFERED FROM -- WELL, 18 00:01:41,134 --> 00:01:41,668 A SKIER SUFFERED FROM -- WELL, JUST LISTEN. 19 00:01:44,237 --> 00:01:44,838 FINLAND EXPERIENCED FROZEN 20 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:54,381 PENIS WHILE COMPETING. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WHAT 21 00:01:54,381 --> 00:01:57,884 WHAT >> Jimmy: HE USED IT TO HIS ADVANTAGE THOUGH 22 00:01:57,884 --> 00:02:01,588 FOR TWO OF THE TURNS, HE DIDN'T EVEN USE A SKI POLE. >> Steve: REALLY 23 00:02:01,588 --> 00:02:04,858 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT WAS INTERESTING TO WATCH 24 00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:08,061 PEOPLE COULD TELL SOMETHING WAS WRONG WHEN HE WAS DOING A HAND STAND UNDER THE HAND DRYERS IN 25 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:12,732 THE MEN'S ROOM OH MY -- THANK GOD HE'S AN OLYMPIAN, BECAUSE I WOULDN'T 26 00:02:12,732 --> 00:02:17,437 HAVE THE HAND STRENGTH I FEEL FOR THE GUY, BUT HE TRAINED FOR YEARS AND NOW 27 00:02:17,437 --> 00:02:19,839 THAT'S WHAT COMES UP WHEN YOU GOOGLE HIM YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING 28 00:02:19,839 --> 00:02:22,776 [ LAUGHTER ] HE WENT BACK TO THE LOCKER ROOM, TOOK OFF HIS UNIFORM, AND 29 00:02:22,776 --> 00:02:25,945 HEARD -- [ GLASS BREAKING ] [ LAUGHTER ] 30 00:02:25,945 --> 00:02:29,082 >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: CLEAN THAT UP. THAT'S RIGHT 31 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:32,952 THE BEIJING OLYMPICS ARE OVER, AND THE 2026 GAMES ARE IN ITALY. 32 00:02:32,952 --> 00:02:38,958 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT WILL BE FUN THAT WILL PROBABLY BE FUN. 33 00:02:38,958 --> 00:02:43,096 WHEN YOU WIN A GOLD THERE, THEY JUST KIND OF PALM THE MEDAL DURING A HANDSHAKE 34 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:47,701 THEY GO "HEY THIS IS FOR YOU "GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING. COME HERE, A LITTLE SOMETHING 35 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:49,636 FOR YOU. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WELL GUYS, THE BIG STORY RIGHT 36 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:55,375 NOW IS THAT THE U.S. IS ALL BUT CERTAIN RUSSIA IS GOING TO INVADE UKRAINE 37 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:59,646 AS WE SPEAK, PUTIN IS FLIPPING A COIN LIKE, "HEADS, I INVADE. TAILS, I INVADE SHIRTLESS. 38 00:02:59,646 --> 00:03:02,816 [ LAUGHTER ] PUTIN'S ABOUT AS UNDECIDED AS WHEN A SERVER ASKS, IF YOU WANT 39 00:03:02,816 --> 00:03:09,789 A SIDE SALAD OR FRIES? YOU GO - [ LAUGHTER ] 40 00:03:09,789 --> 00:03:13,827 "I THINK WE KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO GET." TO AVOID WAR, FRENCH PRESIDENT, 41 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:18,531 EMMANUEL MACRON, IS TRYING TO ARRANGE A SIT DOWN WITH BIDEN AND PUTIN. 42 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:20,834 YEP, LEAVE IT TO FRANCE TO SETTLE A PROBLEM WITH A THREE WAY. 43 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:29,075 [ LAUGHTER ] UKRAINIAN TROOPS HAVE BEEN STANDING OUT THERE FOR MONTHS 44 00:03:29,075 --> 00:03:32,212 WAITING FOR THE INVASION SOLDIERS ARE LIKE, "WE'RE FREEZING OUT HERE. 45 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:36,916 AND THEN THE SKIER FROM FINLAND IS LIKE, "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT FREEZING IS. 46 00:03:36,916 --> 00:03:43,456 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE LET'S JUST BE HONEST YOU HAVE NO IDEA." 47 00:03:43,456 --> 00:03:45,225 MEANWHILE, IN OTHER NEWS, FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP JUST LAUNCHED HIS NEW SOCIAL MEDIA 48 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:52,866 APP, TRUTH SOCIAL. AND IT CRASHED SHORTLY AFTER LAUNCHING. 49 00:03:52,866 --> 00:03:59,439 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I MEAN, I THINK IT CRASHED I'M NOT SURE 50 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:03,677 I READ IT ON THE TRUTH SOCIAL APP. SOME BUSINESS NEWS, I SAW THAT 51 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:05,679 FAMILY DOLLAR HAS HAD TO SHUT DOWN HUNDREDS OF STORES DUE TO A RAT INFESTATION AT ONE OF ITS 52 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:13,319 WAREHOUSES IT'S BAD THE RATS HAVE ALREADY CAUSED 53 00:04:13,319 --> 00:04:20,326 DOLLARS IN DAMAGES [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY A MAN IN FLORIDA 54 00:04:20,326 --> 00:04:23,897 WAS ARRESTED FOR A DUI, AND IS MAKING HEADLINES FOR TELLING OFFICERS THAT HE WAS HIGH AND 55 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:29,069 HAPPY WHEN THEY PULLED HIM OVER [ LAUGHTER ] 56 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:33,540 AND THIS IS REAL CAN WE SEE A PHOTO OF HIM? [ LAUGHTER ] 57 00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:36,142 HE LOOKS LIKE A GUY WHO LIVES ON THE BORDER BETWEEN RUSSIA AND UKRAINE. 58 00:04:36,142 --> 00:04:39,112 [ LAUGHTER ] CAN WE SEE HIM AGAIN YEAH 59 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,747 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY FOUND OUT THE MAN'S IDENTITY, HE'S THE OLYMPIC 60 00:04:40,747 --> 00:04:43,817 SKIER FROM FINLAND >> Steve: REALLY [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 61 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:46,753 >> Jimmy: YEAH WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, 62 00:04:46,753 --> 00:04:47,220 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 63 00:04:48,321 --> 00:04:54,394 * 64 00:04:54,394 --> 00:05:08,408 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: GREAT CROWD RIGHT 65 00:05:08,408 --> 00:05:10,710 THERE. IT IS MONDAY WE ARE SO EXCITED TO BE BACK 66 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:13,079 WE HAVE A GREAT WEEK OF SHOWS AHEAD. UMA THURMAN WILL BE ON THE 67 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:15,081 SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GORDON RAMSAY, 68 00:05:15,081 --> 00:05:19,119 TRACEE ELLIS ROSS, AND U.S. OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST NATHAN CHEN WILL BE JOINING US 69 00:05:19,119 --> 00:05:25,225 THIS WEEK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE 70 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:28,395 FOR YOU TONIGHT. YOU CAN SEE HIS NEW SERIES "SEVERANCE" EVERY FRIDAY ON 71 00:05:28,395 --> 00:05:34,300 APPLE TV PLUS. BEN STILLER IS HERE TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 72 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:38,672 FUNNY, TALENTED. >> Steve: SWEET, NICE. >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT DUDE 73 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:40,540 >> Steve: LOVELY MAN >> Jimmy: PLUS SHE STARS ON THE NUMBER ONE SHOW ON NETFLIX 74 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:47,981 RIGHT NOW "INVENTING ANNA. LAVERNE COX IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 75 00:05:47,981 --> 00:05:52,085 A LITTLE LATER IN THE SHOW, BEN, LAVERNE, AND I WILL BE PLAYING "TRUE CONFESSIONS. 76 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:54,754 >> Steve: OH OH >> Jimmy: STICK AROUND FOR 77 00:05:54,754 --> 00:05:57,357 THAT AND WE HAVE GREAT MUSIC FROM MUNI LONG. 78 00:05:57,357 --> 00:06:04,030 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FIRST, I WANT TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, IAN, BY THE WAY, FROM 79 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:09,035 THE ROOTS. IAN HENDRICKSON-SMITH! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUDDY! 80 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:12,672 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDDY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, BUD, WE 81 00:06:12,672 --> 00:06:14,507 LOVE YOU CONTINUING THE LOVE THROUGHOUT THE ROOTS, OVER THE BREAK -- 82 00:06:14,507 --> 00:06:16,276 QUESTLOVE GOT NOMINATED -- "SUMMER OF SOUL" GOT NOMINATED FOR AN ACADEMY AWARD FOR BEST 83 00:06:16,276 --> 00:06:28,621 DOCUMENTARY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW! 84 00:06:28,621 --> 00:06:31,057 >> Jimmy: NOMINATED FOR AN ACADEMY AWARD. WHERE WERE YOU WHEN YOU FOUND 85 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:36,629 OUT? >> Questlove: I WAS UP -- ACTUALLY, I HAD GOTTEN UP AT 86 00:06:36,629 --> 00:06:43,136 4:30 IN THE MORNING AND GOTTEN DRESSED, PREPARED, AND THEN REALIZED THAT IT WAS TWO DAYS 87 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:49,843 BEFOREHAND SO THAT WAS - >> Jimmy: DO YOU NEED TO DO ANYTHING IF YOU ARE NOMINATED? 88 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:51,444 >> Questlove: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE READY FOR, LIKE, INTERVIEWS ON ZOOM AND 89 00:06:51,444 --> 00:06:54,881 EVERYTHING SO, I HAD, LIKE, GOTTEN UP AT 4:00 IN THE MORNING. 90 00:06:54,881 --> 00:06:58,485 WAS, LIKE, TOM CRUISE DANCING IN THE HOUSE THEN I LOOK AT MY CALENDAR, WAS 91 00:06:58,485 --> 00:07:05,625 LIKE, "OH, IT'S SUNDAY." SO, I WAS JUST IN MY PAJAMAS >> Jimmy: SO, YOU'RE IN YOUR 92 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:07,460 PJs AND THEN YOU JUST GET THE THING, AND THEN YOUR PHONE STARTS GOING CRAZY 93 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:09,863 >> Questlove: YEAH, I DID, LIKE, INTERVIEWS FOR FOUR HOURS, YEAH. 94 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:12,365 >> Jimmy: YEAH, OH MY GOSH >> Questlove: IT WAS EXCITING THOUGH 95 00:07:12,365 --> 00:07:15,035 I WOKE MY NEIGHBORS UP SCREAMING. [ LAUGHTER ] 96 00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:19,139 >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS, BUDDY. >> Questlove: THANK YOU. 97 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:21,675 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELL DONE. "SUMMER OF SOUL" -- "SUMMER OF 98 00:07:21,675 --> 00:07:23,243 SOUL" IS THE MOVIE CHECK IT OUT HIGGINS, DID YOU GET NOMINATED 99 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:25,078 FOR AN OSCAR OR ANYTHING >> Steve: THIS WEEK? >> Jimmy: YEAH 100 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:27,781 >> Steve: NO, NOT THIS WEEK. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NOT THIS WEEK. 101 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:32,719 GUYS, IT'S TIME TO TAKE A LOOK AT THE STORIES MAKING HEADLINES TODAY WITH GOOD WITH THE BAD 102 00:07:32,719 --> 00:07:33,553 TODAY WITH GOOD WITH THE BAD IT'S TIME FOR "PROS AND CONS." 103 00:07:34,821 --> 00:07:35,255 * PROS AND CONS 104 00:07:35,255 --> 00:07:39,693 AND PROS AND CON AND PROS * >> Jimmy: TONIGHT, WE'LL BE 105 00:07:39,693 --> 00:07:43,763 TAKING A LOOK AT THE PROS AND CONS OF RETURNING FROM THE OLYMPICS 106 00:07:43,763 --> 00:07:46,933 THE WINTER OLYMPICS JUST WRAPPED UP IN BEIJING, AND ALL THE ATHLETES ARE HEADED HOME 107 00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:50,403 SO, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE PROS AND CONS OF RETURNING HOME FROM THE OLYMPICS. 108 00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:52,706 HERE WE GO FIRST ONE, PRO, EVERYONE IN YOUR HOMETOWN WILL WANT TO TALK 109 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:57,844 TO YOU CON, EVERYONE IN YOUR HOMETOWN WILL WANT TO TALK TO YOU 110 00:07:57,844 --> 00:08:06,820 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE PRO, TELLING YOUR NEIGHBOR YOU'RE A CURLING GOLD MEDALIST 111 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:09,556 CON, GETTING A TEXT THE NEXT DAY ASKING YOU TO SWEEP THEIR DRIVEWAY 112 00:08:09,556 --> 00:08:15,562 [ APPLAUSE ] PRO, YOU JUST FINISHED THE MOST GRUELING FEAT OF ATHLETICISM IN 113 00:08:15,562 --> 00:08:18,498 THE WORLD. CON, SPEED EATING A CINNABON OVER A TRASH CAN IN THE BEIJING 114 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:24,304 AIRPORT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE'VE ALL DONE IT. 115 00:08:24,304 --> 00:08:27,907 WE'VE ALL DONE IT. CAN'T JUST THROW THAT OUT. >> Steve: NO 116 00:08:27,907 --> 00:08:31,411 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO PRO, SEEING YOUR FACE ON THE NEWS 117 00:08:31,411 --> 00:08:34,481 CON, WITH THE HEADLINE, "OLYMPIAN SUFFERS FROZEN PENIS. 118 00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:39,819 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: COME ON. THE NORTH POLE 119 00:08:39,819 --> 00:08:45,625 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: PRO, TELLING YOUR PARENTS THAT YOU'RE A GOLD 120 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:48,294 MEDALIST CON, HAVING YOUR MOM RESPOND BY SAYING, "WELL, YOUR BROTHER'S 121 00:08:48,294 --> 00:08:56,536 A LAWYER." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE PRO, YOU WERE ABLE TO SKATE 122 00:08:56,536 --> 00:09:00,006 THREE MILES IN SIX MINUTES CON, NOW YOU HAVE TO WATCH YOUR UBER EATS DRIVER TAKE AN HOUR 123 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:04,644 TO DRIVE THREE BLOCKS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE LIKE, "I CAN SEE YOU. 124 00:09:04,644 --> 00:09:09,783 JUST STAY THERE. PRO, TRAINING YOUR WHOLE LIFE, SACRIFICING SO MUCH, AND 125 00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:14,054 REPRESENTING YOUR COUNTRY. CON, FINDING OUT EVERYONE WAS WATCHING "EUPHORIA" INSTEAD. 126 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:20,026 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S NOT - THAT'S A BIG HIT SHOW. 127 00:09:20,026 --> 00:09:23,029 AND FINALLY, PRO, FEELING THE THRILL OF THE 360 DEGREE SPIN AND FLIPS THROUGH THE AIR ON 128 00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:27,167 YOUR SNOWBOARD CON, FEELING THE SAME THING ON YOUR FLIGHT HOME ON SPIRIT 129 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:30,203 AIRLINES THERE YOU HAVE IT. THOSE ARE THE "PROS AND CONS." 130 00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:34,274 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "TRUE CONFESSIONS," EVERYBODY, WITH BEN STILLER, LAVERNE COX 131 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:43,650 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 132 00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:48,254 >> Jimmy: WE CALLED HIS PHONE AND LEFT A MESSAGE ON HIS PHONE AND I GO HOLA! 133 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:55,428 AND I GO HOLA! [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND WHAT YOU HEAR ON THE RECORD 134 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:09,242 TONIGHT SHOW." IT IS TIME TO PLAY A GAME OF DECEPTION CALLED "TRUE 135 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:10,944 DECEPTION CALLED "TRUE CONFESSIONS. 136 00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:20,720 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 137 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:23,556 >> Jimmy: MY FIRST OPPONENT TONIGHT IS AN AWARD WINNING ACTRESS WHO STARS IN THE NEW 138 00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:28,194 NETFLIX SERIES, "INVENTING ANNA." PLEASE WELCOME LAVERNE COX 139 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:28,228 ANNA." PLEASE WELCOME LAVERNE COX 140 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,531 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 141 00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:37,337 * WELCOME. KIND OF FLOATED IN 142 00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:42,475 LAVERNE AND I WILL BE FACING OFF AGAINST A MULTI-TALENTED ACTOR AND DIRECTOR 143 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:46,513 HIS NEW SERIES, "SEVERANCE," CAN BE SEEN EVERY FRIDAY ON APPLE TV PLUS. 144 00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:49,082 APPLE TV PLUS. PLEASE WELCOME BEN STILLER 145 00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:51,751 * 146 00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:56,022 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: BEAUTIFULLY. WHAT AN ENTRANCE 147 00:10:56,022 --> 00:11:00,160 EQUALLY BEAUTIFUL. GOOD TO SEE YOU, PAL >> NICE TO SEE YOU 148 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,962 >> Jimmy: GUYS, THIS IS HOW EACH OF THIS WORKS IN FRONT OF EACH OF US ARE TWO 149 00:11:02,962 --> 00:11:05,298 ENVELOPES CONTAINING CONFESSIONS. ONE IS TRUE. 150 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,967 THE OTHER IS A LIE ONCE YOU READ YOUR CONFESSION, THE OTHER TWO PLAYERS GET TO 151 00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:11,204 INTERROGATE YOU, THEN THEY HAVE TO COME UP TO A UNANIMOUS DECISION 152 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:14,374 IS IT A TRUTH? OR IS IT A LIE LAVERNE, YOU'RE GOING TO GO 153 00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:18,978 FIRST. WHICH ENVELOPE SHOULD SHE OPEN WHAT DO YOU THINK, BEN 154 00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:21,915 >> I'M HOLDING UP TWO ENVELOPES. >> Jimmy: TWO. 155 00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:23,783 >> RIGHT >> OKAY. >> TWO 156 00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:25,418 >> Jimmy: RIGHT? GOOD [ LAUGHTER ] 157 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:27,187 >> WE DIDN'T DO GOOD, SO THAT WASN'T PREARRANGED >> Jimmy: NO, THAT WASN'T -- 158 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,089 >> IS THIS HOW IT IS AT THE RESTAURANT WHEN YOU'RE ORDERING 159 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:33,193 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD >> WHEN I GOT "ORANGE IS THE 160 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:37,997 NEW BLACK," I CELEBRATED WITH A NICE DINNER. BUT THEN MY CARD WAS DECLINED, 161 00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:45,005 WHICH WAS IRONIC BECAUSE MY CHARACTER WAS IN JAIL FOR CREDIT CARD FRAUD. 162 00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:52,212 [ LAUGHTER ] >> ALL RIGHT >> THAT'S IRONY, RIGHT 163 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:56,149 >> Jimmy: WHAT YEAR WAS THIS "ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK"? IT WAS WHAT? 164 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:59,753 >> SO WE SHOT THE FIRST SEASON IN 2012, SO THAT WAS TEN YEARS AGO. 165 00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:07,827 AND THE FIRST SEASON PREMIERED IN 2013. BUT WHEN I BOOKED THE SHOW 166 00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:10,230 IN 2012, IT WAS AN INTENSE YEAR FOR ME I'VE ACTUALLY TALKED ABOUT THIS 167 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:17,137 BEFORE PUBLICLY. IT WAS THE YEAR I TURNED 40. I WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO STOP 168 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,973 ACTING, BECAUSE I WAS IN -- IN FEBRUARY OF 2012 >> I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE TALKING 169 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:23,143 A LOT. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE TALKING TOO MUCH, YEAH, TOO MUCH DETAIL. 170 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:28,281 [ LAUGHTER ] I ASKED ONE QUESTION, RIGHT? >> DO YOU WANT TO ASK ME A 171 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:31,084 A QUESTION >> Jimmy: YEAH >> ASK ME A QUESTION 172 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,752 >> Jimmy: WHY WERE YOU DECLINED WHY WAS IT DECLINED? 173 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,821 >> WHY IS ANYBODY'S CREDIT CARD DECLINED [ LAUGHTER ] 174 00:12:34,821 --> 00:12:36,356 >> Jimmy: THAT'S TRUE, I DON'T KNOW -- I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHY -- 175 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:38,558 >> DIDN'T HAVE ANY MONEY >> WHAT YEAR WERE CREDIT CARDS INVENTED 176 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:44,097 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE THROWS YOU OFF -- HE THROWS YOU OFF WITH THOSE 177 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:48,835 QUESTIONS. >> SO MR. STILLER, I KNOW I'M A WOMAN OF A CERTAIN AGE, BUT 178 00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:52,539 I'M NOT THAT OLD >> NO, YEAH, OKAY. I HAVE A QUESTION. 179 00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:56,910 SIMPLE QUESTION. WHAT WAS THE RESTAURANT? >> THE RESTAURANT IS THIS 180 00:12:56,910 --> 00:13:00,847 RESTAURANT CALLED L'EXPRESS HERE IN NEW YORK CITY. I ORDERED THE GRILLED SALMON 181 00:13:00,847 --> 00:13:02,549 THAT YOU PUT ON A SALAD, BUT WITHOUT THE SALAD BECAUSE IT WAS LIGHTER AND CHEAPER THAN 182 00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:04,451 THE SALMON YOU WOULD GET AS AN ENTRéE, AND THEN THAT WOULD HAVE A LOT OF SHREDDED PARMESAN 183 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:16,396 CHEESE ON THE SALMON - >> Jimmy: DOESN'T SOUND LIKE SOMETHING THAT NO ONE WITH A 184 00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:19,666 A CREDIT CARD WOULD ORDER NORMALLY [ LAUGHTER ] 185 00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,634 >> LIKE THE -- SHE ORDERS THEIR FRENCH FRIES, BECAUSE THEY'RE MY FAVORITE FRENCH FRIES IN THE 186 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:27,974 CITY THEY'RE SO DELICIOUS DO YOU KNOW -- 187 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:32,445 YOU KNOW THE FRENCH FRIES -- THEY'RE REALLY GOOD FRENCH FRIES. 188 00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:34,881 >> Jimmy: I DO KNOW. THE FRITES >> FRENCH FRIES. 189 00:13:34,881 --> 00:13:37,784 >> POMMES FRITES >> Jimmy: POMMES FRITES. I AM SAYING ABSOLUTELY THIS IS 190 00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:39,452 A LIE. >> TOTAL LIE [ LAUGHTER ] 191 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:41,321 * >> Jimmy: LAVERNE COX. IS THIS THE TRUTH OR IS IT A 192 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:44,357 A LIE? >> IT'S A LIE. * 193 00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:52,465 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OKAY IT IS MY TURN RIGHT NOW. 194 00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:54,534 WHICH ENVELOPE SHOULD I OPEN ONE OR TWO [ AUDIENCE YELLING ] 195 00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:57,137 ONE? >> ONE >> Jimmy: I WAS ONE OF THE 196 00:13:57,137 --> 00:14:06,446 VOICES ON U2'S HIT SONG, "VERTIGO." [ LAUGHTER ] 197 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:12,352 >> WHAT YEAR WAS THE SONG RELEASED >> Jimmy: THE SONG - 198 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,854 [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS RELEASED -- IT'S GOT TO BE 2005 OR SOMETHING 199 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,823 >> THAT SOUNDS, LIKE, RIGHT, YEAH >> Jimmy: THIS WAS -- YEAH 200 00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:23,263 >> HOW DID IT HAPPEN >> Jimmy: I WAS AT A PARTY WITH BONO 201 00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:26,666 [ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT'S BELIEVABLE >> Jimmy: MICHAEL STIPE WAS ONE 202 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:29,169 OF THE PEOPLE THERE. WE HAD A BUNCH OF FRIENDS HANGING OUT AND HE WAS TALKING 203 00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:34,107 ABOUT RECORDING HIS NEW ALBUM. I SAID, "COOL. AND HE GOES, "LET ME PLAY YOU 204 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:42,282 A SONG," AND HE PLAYED ME, "VERTIGO" ON HIS PHONE [ LAUGHTER ] 205 00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:44,150 >> AND SO, I WANT TO CROSS CHECK THIS WITH THE INVENTION OF THE iPHONE. 206 00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:46,453 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DON'T KNOW -- I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS AN 207 00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:50,290 iPHONE >> THERE WERE NO iPHONES IN 2004, OBVIOUSLY 208 00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:52,692 >> ARE YOU GOING TO PLAY IT ON A BLACKBERRY >> Jimmy: I THINK IT WAS AN 209 00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:55,962 MP3 PLAYER MAYBE NOT. IT WAS SOMETHING 210 00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:59,332 >> AND NOW, OKAY SO I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED EVERYTHING IS CHANGING NOW 211 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:03,837 >> Jimmy: SO HE GOES, "BUT I WANT TO ADD SOME PART HERE AFTER 'HELLO HELLO.' 212 00:15:03,837 --> 00:15:09,175 AND HE GOES, "I WANT TO SAY 'HELLO.' CAN WE GET ALL OF YOU TO SCREAM HELLO? 213 00:15:09,175 --> 00:15:13,780 WE CALLED HIS PHONE AND LEFT THE MESSAGE ON HIS PHONE AND I GO "HOLA!" 214 00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:19,786 [ LAUGHTER ] AND WHAT YOU HEAR ON THE RECORD IS ME ON BONO'S VOICEMAIL 215 00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:31,498 SINGING "HOLA! [ LAUGHTER ] HOLA 216 00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:38,271 HELLO, HELLO HOLA >> I THINK IT'S TRUE 217 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:42,976 >> I THINK IT'S TRUE AS WELL * >> Jimmy: IT IS A LIE. 218 00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:49,416 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WOW 219 00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:53,453 NOT BAD. >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO RIGHT NOW BEN, IT IS YOUR -- 220 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:56,423 I WILL SAY FOR, BEN STILLER, NUMBER ONE OR TWO? ALL RIGHT, SO WE'RE DOING 221 00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:58,491 NUMBER TWO >> ALL RIGHT, DO NUMBER TWO. >> HE'S A LEGEND 222 00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:09,469 >> THANK YOU >> HE LAUGHS AS HE LOOKS AT IT >> I ALMOST MADE A MOVIE WITH 223 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:14,040 MICK JAGGER. [ LAUGHTER ] >> WHAT MOVIE DID YOU ALMOST 224 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:19,746 MAKE WITH MICK JAGGER? >> Jimmy: SIMILAR TO MY STORY. >> I ALMOST MADE A MOVIE WITH 225 00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,514 MICK JAGGER THAT WAS A CONCERT FILM THAT I WAS GOING TO DIRECT AND ACT IN WITH MYSELF AND 226 00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:32,692 BRAD PITT. BASED ON THE STORY THAT THESE TWO SUPER FANS WERE FOLLOWING 227 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:40,066 THE ROLLING STONES ALL AROUND, AND I WAS ONE AND BRAD PITT WAS THE OTHER ONE AND -- 228 00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:42,936 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR A A LONG TIME, AND I KNOW THAT 229 00:16:42,936 --> 00:16:46,139 YOU -- >> WOW >> Jimmy: LOVE CRAZY STORIES 230 00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:49,876 YOU HAVE SOME CRAZY STORIES. DIDN'T YOU -- YOU ONCE ALMOST FOUGHT BOOM BOOM MANCINI IN THE 231 00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:54,347 RING >> YEAH, I DID [ LAUGHTER ] 232 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:58,718 I WAS GOING TO A BOXING GYM. >> BOOM BOOM MANCINI, WERE THEY ON THE -- WAS IT FLINTSTONES, 233 00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:03,089 BOOM BOOM MANCINI? >> BOXING CHAMPION >> Jimmy: FAMOUS BOXER 234 00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:08,328 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE THINKING OF BAM BAM [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER 235 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,296 >> Jimmy: NOT BOOM BOOM, BAM BAM. WAIT, SORRY. 236 00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:12,699 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BOOM BOOM OR BAM BAM 237 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,335 >> SO, THIS DEFINITELY HAPPENED WE WERE GOING TO DO THIS FILM 238 00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:21,441 WHERE WE FOLLOW THEM AROUND AND MICK, ACTUALLY -- IT WAS HIS IDEA AND HE WANTED TO DO THE 239 00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:23,309 FILM AND - >> Jimmy: WHAT DID HE SAY TO YOU? 240 00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:25,512 "LET'S GO. I GOT TO DO A MOVIE. >> RIGHT, YES, BUT I'VE GOT 241 00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:30,050 CONVINCE -- I'LL TELL YOU WHAT TO SAY, YOU DO THE - >> Jimmy: HE SAYS WHAT 242 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:33,153 >> HE SAID I REALLY -- I THINK THIS IS A GREAT IDEA FOR A A CONCERT FILM 243 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,688 >> Jimmy: I REALLY THINK THIS IS A GREAT IDEA FOR A CONCERT FILM 244 00:17:34,688 --> 00:17:39,592 [ LAUGHTER ] >> BUT I'VE GOT TO CONVINCE THE REST OF THE BAND 245 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:43,329 >> Jimmy: BUT I'VE GOT TO CONVINCE THE REST OF THE BAND! [ LAUGHTER ] 246 00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:45,298 'CAUSE KEITH REALLY ISN'T INTO IT [ JIMMY RAMBLING 247 00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:55,875 NONSENSICALLY * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 248 00:17:55,875 --> 00:18:03,550 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 249 00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,285 WHAT YEAR WAS IT >> THAT'S EXACTLY HOW IT HAPPENED 250 00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,287 THIS WAS, LIKE, 1992, 3. >> Jimmy: THIS IS SO BELIEVABLE THAT I THINK IT'S NOT 251 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:10,323 BELIEVABLE >> I THINK HE'S LYING. >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU GUYS 252 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:14,027 THINK? >> WHAT DO YOU THINK [ AUDIENCE SAYS "LIE" 253 00:18:14,027 --> 00:18:17,063 >> Jimmy: THEY THINK LIE -- WAIT, BUT -- ALL RIGHT, BEN STILLER, WE'RE ALL GOING TO 254 00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:24,738 SAY IT'S A LIE >> IT'S A LIE? >> Jimmy: IS IT? 255 00:18:24,738 --> 00:18:28,241 >> IT'S TRUE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 256 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:31,745 >> Jimmy: HE'S THE BEST! THAT'S WHY HE'S THE GREATEST THAT IS WHY HE'S THE GREATEST. 257 00:18:31,745 --> 00:18:37,851 THAT IS WHY BEN STILLER IS THE GREATEST, RIGHT THERE. >> TOLD YOU HE'S A LEGEND. 258 00:18:37,851 --> 00:18:40,387 >> Jimmy: "TRUE CONFESSIONS" EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 259 00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:45,091 MY THANKS TO LAVERNE COX AND BEN STILLER. "TRUE CONFESSIONS. 260 00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:47,160 WE'RE TALKING TO BEN MORE AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND 261 00:18:47,160 --> 00:19:03,043 ALL TRUTH FROM NOW ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 262 00:19:03,043 --> 00:19:05,011 >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A VERY TALENTED ACTOR AND DIRECTOR WHOSE NEW SERIES, 263 00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:10,817 "SEVERANCE," CAN BE SEEN EVERY FRIDAY ON APPLE TV PLUS. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE 264 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:13,720 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME BEN STILLER! 265 00:19:16,089 --> 00:19:29,069 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 266 00:19:29,069 --> 00:19:31,805 >> Jimmy: OH, IT'S SO GREAT TO SEE YOU. >> GREAT TO SEE YOU. 267 00:19:31,805 --> 00:19:33,773 >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR BEING HERE IN PERSON. I MEAN, THIS IS -- 268 00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:35,742 >> YEAH, MAN THIS IS EXCITING I HAVEN'T DONE A TALK SHOW IN 269 00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:39,546 PERSON FOR YEAR -- LITERALLY YEARS. >> Jimmy: IT'S BEEN YEARS. 270 00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:41,648 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT'S INTERESTING? 271 00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:43,717 WE'RE PLAYING THE "TRUE CONFESSIONS" GAME AND THEN WE'RE -- WE'RE TELLING LIES AND 272 00:19:43,717 --> 00:19:46,486 ALL THIS STUFF AND I JUST HAPPENED TO MENTION THAT YOU ONCE FOUGHT "BOOM 273 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:50,590 BOOM" MANCINI IN THE RING. AND -- >> I DIDN'T -- I DIDN'T FIGHT 274 00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,892 HIM. >> Jimmy: WELL -- >> I JUST -- WE SPARRED FOR 275 00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:55,729 A SECOND >> Jimmy: THAT COUNTS. [ LAUGHTER ] 276 00:19:55,729 --> 00:19:57,430 DUDE, I -- >> I MEAN, WE WENT TO TOURISTS AND QUESTLOVE GOES, "COME HERE 277 00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:59,766 FOR A SECOND." HE GOES, "DID HE FIGHT -- DID HE SAY HE FOUGHT 'BOOM BOOM'?" 278 00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:01,868 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I GO -- BUT LIKE, EXPLAIN IT 279 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:05,138 THIS IS REAL [ LAUGHTER ] >> THERE WAS THIS GYM IN 280 00:20:05,138 --> 00:20:08,641 SANTA MONICA THAT A FRIEND OF MINE HAD >> Jimmy: YEAH 281 00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:11,244 >> AND IT WAS ACTUALLY -- I DON'T KNOW IF I'M ALLOWED TO SAY, IT WAS OWNED BY BOB DYLAN 282 00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:13,113 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU CAN SAY THAT >> AND IT WAS UNDERNEATH A 283 00:20:13,113 --> 00:20:14,647 A SYNAGOGUE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BOB -- SO 284 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:17,050 BOB DYLAN -- >> IT WAS A BOXING GYM UNDERNEATH THE SYNAGOGUE 285 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:20,020 >> Jimmy: IT WAS A TRUE STORY? >> AND -- AND A LOT OF ACTORS WENT THERE 286 00:20:20,020 --> 00:20:23,923 DAVID DUCHOVNY WENT THERE. AND PETE BERG. AND GARRY SHANDLING. 287 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:26,893 >> Jimmy: GARRY SHANDLING. >> AND -- [ LAUGHTER ] 288 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,828 >> Jimmy: AND -- BUT THEN, WOULD YOU -- WOULD YOU DO -- >> WHO WAS, LIKE, A REALLY GOOD 289 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:33,433 BOXER, BY THE WAY. >> Jimmy: DID YOU EVER SEE, LIKE, ANYONE FIGHT BOB DYLAN 290 00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:36,202 >> I THINK -- I FEEL LIKE GARRY GOT IN THE RING TO GET GOING >> Jimmy: GARRY -- GARRY GOT 291 00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:37,303 INTO THE RING TO FIGHT BOB DYLAN? [ LAUGHTER ] 292 00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:40,240 >> I THINK HE DID. BUT -- >> Questlove: THIS WAS IN HIS 293 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,642 STORY. >> Jimmy: NO, THIS IS IN A -- THIS IS A MOVIE. 294 00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:44,744 >> IT'S INSANE >> Jimmy: AND THEN YOU GET IN THE RING -- 295 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,246 >> YEAH. AND I GET IN THE RING -- AND THEN ONE DAY -- 296 00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:48,848 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE HOPING TO FIGHT A COMEDIAN, MAYBE? >> YEAH. 297 00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:50,717 RIGHT, RIGHT EXACTLY. >> Jimmy: AND "BOOM BOOM" 298 00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:53,019 MANCINI WAS THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND HE SAYS, "HEY, COME ON. 299 00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:55,455 GET IN THE RING. SO WE, LIKE, WENT A LITTLE BIT AND, YOU KNOW, HE WAS REALLY 300 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:56,856 VERY NICE. AND HE DIDN'T GIVE ME ANY HEAD SHOTS. 301 00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:58,625 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I'M NOT A A BOXER. YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE TO, LIKE, 302 00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:00,126 WORK OUT >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> BUT, YOU KNOW, THE SECOND 303 00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:02,529 YOU GET, LIKE, A LITTLE TAP ON THE NOSE -- [ LAUGHTER ] 304 00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:05,598 I JUST, LIKE, WANT TO CRY AND GO TO MY MOMMY [ LAUGHTER ] 305 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:08,101 AND GO HOME. >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. YOU'RE -- I'M A COMEDIAN, 306 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:10,403 PLEASE I DON'T DO THIS. I'M JUST DOING THIS FOR FUN. 307 00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:12,472 WORK OUT >> YEAH. BUT IT WAS -- YEAH, IT WAS 308 00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:15,075 AMAZING. I MEAN, AN AMAZING PLACE >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU'RE A 309 00:21:15,075 --> 00:21:16,743 A SPORT -- >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU GO TO THE KNICK 310 00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:19,579 GAMES. I SEE YOU AT THE KNICK GAMES >> YES 311 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:21,548 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH >> Jimmy: DID YOU LIKE THE OLYMPICS 312 00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:23,416 >> I DID -- I DO YOU KNOW I DO LIKE THE OLYMPICS 313 00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:25,385 I HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF A -- YOU KNOW, I RESIST THE OLYMPICS EVERY TIME THEY COME AROUND. 314 00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:27,153 >> Jimmy: OH >> A LITTLE BIT, JUST BECAUSE IT'S SO MUCH 315 00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:29,189 IT'S SUCH A BIG DEAL >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THEN, YEAH, AND THEN IT 316 00:21:29,189 --> 00:21:30,890 JUST, SORT OF, LIKE IT'S ALWAYS, LIKE, SO, LIKE I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO JUST LIVE MY 317 00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:35,962 LIFE I'M NOT GOING TO GET -- GET INTO THIS BECAUSE I'VE GOT TOO 318 00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:37,630 MUCH GOING ON. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THEN, OF COURSE, IT'S 319 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:41,368 JUST UBIQUITOUS. AND YOU KNOW, INEVITABLY, I GET PULLED IN BECAUSE I'M, LIKE, 320 00:21:41,368 --> 00:21:42,902 SITTING IN BED AT 11:30 AT NIGHT AND, YOU KNOW, ALL OF A SUDDEN, I'M THERE. 321 00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:44,571 AND FOR, YOU KNOW, IN 15 MINUTES I'M JUST, LIKE, OBSESSED WITH MEN'S SLOPESTYLE 322 00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:53,246 SNOWBOARD. >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 323 00:21:53,246 --> 00:21:55,315 >> AND I -- AND I HAVE THIS WITH ME. DEEP INSTITUTIONAL KNOWLEDGE, 324 00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:58,718 AND I'M EMOTIONALLY INVOLVED >> Jimmy: AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 325 00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:01,654 >> YES, AND MY -- MY WIFE WILL COME IN AND SAY, LIKE, "WHAT'S GOING ON?" 326 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:06,793 I'M LIKE, "OH, MY GOD. RED GERARD JUST NAILED HIS 1620 SWITCH BACKSIDE." 327 00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:10,530 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND THEN -- >> Jimmy: RED GERARD 328 00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:12,599 >> YEAH. YEAH AND THEN THE JUDGE -- 329 00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:17,404 >> Jimmy: RED GERARD [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND THEN THE JUDGE -- 330 00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:19,472 McMORRIS DOES IT AGAIN HE DOES THE SAME TRICK, AND THE JUDGE GIVES McMORRIS A HIGHER 331 00:22:19,472 --> 00:22:21,241 SCORE. [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN IS THE IOC GOING TO CLAMP 332 00:22:21,241 --> 00:22:22,976 DOWN ON INTERNATIONAL SKATE FEDERATIONS AND POLICE THE JUDGING PROTOCOLS SO WE CAN 333 00:22:22,976 --> 00:22:29,983 HAVE FAIR AND BALANCED JUDGING >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M -- 334 00:22:29,983 --> 00:22:32,385 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] FINALLY. 335 00:22:32,385 --> 00:22:34,688 FINALLY. >> BUT 20 MINUTES EARLIER, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT RED GERARD 336 00:22:34,688 --> 00:22:37,691 WAS. [ LAUGHTER ] I -- IT COULD HAVE BEEN A BEN 337 00:22:37,691 --> 00:22:42,996 AND JERRY'S, LIKE, FLAVOR. AND I'M READY TO GO TO THE INTERNATIONAL OLYMPIC COMMITTEE 338 00:22:42,996 --> 00:22:44,531 AND, YOU KNOW, FIGHT FOR HIM >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, FOR RED GERARD 339 00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:45,932 >> YES >> Jimmy: BUT YOU ARE A SPORTY GUY. 340 00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:49,536 >> I DO LIKE SPORTS. YEAH, I LOVE TENNIS. I'M A REALLY BIG TENNIS -- 341 00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:54,341 >> Jimmy: DO YOU PLAY? >> I PLAY A LITTLE BIT BUT I'M A HUGE RAFA NADAL FAN. 342 00:22:54,341 --> 00:22:56,876 HE JUST WON THE AUSTRALIAN OPEN >> Jimmy: HE'S UNBELIEVABLE. 343 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,511 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> RAFA IS THE MOST INCREDIBLE -- 344 00:22:58,511 --> 00:23:01,614 >> Jimmy: NADAL IS UNBELIEVABLE >> HE JUST HAD THE MOST 345 00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:03,316 INCREDIBLE COMEBACK OF ALL TIME -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, I WATCHED IT 346 00:23:03,316 --> 00:23:04,784 >> AT THE AUSTRALIAN OPEN. IT AMAZING I GOT TO KNOW HIM A LITTLE BIT 347 00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:09,356 ABOUT -- I DON'T KNOW, ABOUT SEVEN OR EIGHT YEARS AGO HE WAS -- WE WERE AT A 348 00:23:09,356 --> 00:23:12,826 A TOURNAMENT AND WE WERE -- WE RAN INTO HIS PEOPLE, THEN GOT INTRODUCED 349 00:23:12,826 --> 00:23:14,794 SO WE, SORT OF, STAYED IN TOUCH. AND HE INVITED ME A FEW YEARS 350 00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:18,398 BACK TO SEE AN EXHIBITION MATCH AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN, WHICH WAS REALLY EXCITING. 351 00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:21,468 AND WE GOT TO SIT IN THE FRONT ROW. AND IT WAS HIM AND 352 00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:24,738 JUAN MARTIN DEL POTRO, WHO IS ANOTHER AMAZING ARGENTINIAN PLAYER 353 00:23:24,738 --> 00:23:28,475 AND THEY'RE DOING THE MATCH. AND ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH THE MATCH, NADAL STOPS AND HE GOES, 354 00:23:28,475 --> 00:23:34,681 "WAIT, SHOULD WE MAKE IT DOUBLES? [ LAUGHTER ] 355 00:23:34,681 --> 00:23:37,317 THAT'S MY NADAL IMPRESSION >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT BAD [ LAUGHTER ] 356 00:23:37,317 --> 00:23:40,453 >> THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. >> Jimmy: AND -- AND THEN HE TURNS -- THAT'S THE FIRST TIME 357 00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:44,524 ANYONE'S DONE A RAFAEL NADAL >> YEAH, HE'S -- YEAH, AND HE SAYS "DOUBLES" 358 00:23:44,524 --> 00:23:46,726 AND HE LOOKS AT ME AND HE GOES, "COME ON, BEN STILLER, BEN STILLER. 359 00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:48,795 COME ON. [ LAUGHTER ] AND HE -- AND HE COMES UP TO ME 360 00:23:48,795 --> 00:23:51,865 AND HE -- YEAH, AND HE PULLS ME OUT OF THE CROWD >> Jimmy: NO 361 00:23:51,865 --> 00:23:53,667 >> SO, WHICH IS SIMULTANEOUSLY, LIKE, THE GREATEST -- YEAH, I'M HAVING LIKE -- IT'S LIKE A 362 00:23:53,667 --> 00:23:59,172 A DREAM COME TRUE TO BE IN MADISON SQUARE GARDEN. AND PEOPLE START CHEERING. 363 00:23:59,172 --> 00:24:01,675 AND ALSO, IT'S THIS NIGHTMARE THAT'S HAPPENING SIMULTANEOUSLY 364 00:24:01,675 --> 00:24:05,045 [ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE I REALIZE I REALLY DON'T PLAY TENNIS. 365 00:24:05,045 --> 00:24:07,180 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS IF I DON'T HAVE TO >> AND I'M DRESSED IN STREET 366 00:24:07,180 --> 00:24:08,782 CLOTHES. YOU KNOW, USUALLY, I WEAR TENNIS SHOES 367 00:24:08,782 --> 00:24:10,750 IRONICALLY, I'M WEARING SHOE BOOTS. LIKE, LEATHER SHOE BOOTS 368 00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:16,456 SO -- AND I GOT OUT THERE AND THEN DEL POTRO PULLS -- HE GOES, "WAIT A MINUTE 369 00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:20,727 I MUST HAVE A PARTNER. AND HE PULLS AN 8-YEAR-OLD GIRL OUT OF THE CROWD 370 00:24:20,727 --> 00:24:25,098 [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE THE CUTEST LITTLE 8-YEAR-OLD GIRL. 371 00:24:25,098 --> 00:24:27,934 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. >> AND, YOU KNOW -- AND IMMEDIATELY I JUST DIED INSIDE 372 00:24:27,934 --> 00:24:31,538 BECAUSE I KNEW THERE WAS NO WAY TO GET OUT OF THIS THING ALIVE >> Jimmy: YEAH 373 00:24:31,538 --> 00:24:33,139 >> BECAUSE I -- IF I HIT A A WINNER ON THE 8-YEAR-OLD GIRL, EVERYBODY, YOU KNOW, 374 00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:35,475 HATES ME >> Jimmy: THEY HATE YOU. RIGHT. 375 00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:37,444 >> AND THEN I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SKILLS TO, SORT OF, LIKE, YOU KNOW, TO HOLD IT BACK. 376 00:24:37,444 --> 00:24:40,180 BECAUSE I'M LIKE, "THIS -- IT'S ALL OR NOTHING." >> Jimmy: YEAH 377 00:24:40,180 --> 00:24:45,085 >> AND SO -- [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW IT WOULD BE -- SO, YOU 378 00:24:45,085 --> 00:24:49,789 KNOW, NADAL SERVES IT. THE 8-YEAR-OLD GIRL HITS IT BACK PERFECTLY ACROSS THE NET. 379 00:24:49,789 --> 00:24:54,494 THE CROWD CHEERS, COMES TO ME, BOOM, RIGHT INTO THE NET [ LAUGHTER ] 380 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:57,997 IMMEDIATELY JUST LIKE -- JUST ALL OF MADISON SQUARE GARDEN, UGH. 381 00:24:57,997 --> 00:25:04,037 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND BASICALLY WE PLAY FOUR 382 00:25:04,037 --> 00:25:06,740 MORE POINTS EVERY TIME THE GIRL HITS IT, THEY CHEER EVERY TIME 383 00:25:06,740 --> 00:25:11,111 IT WENT BACK INTO THE NET FOUR TIMES. AND DEL POTRO PUTS THE GIRL ON 384 00:25:11,111 --> 00:25:19,819 HIS SHOULDERS AND THEY'RE CHEERING AND SHE WALKS OFF AND I WALK -- I DIDN'T MAKE EYE 385 00:25:19,819 --> 00:25:22,689 CONTACT WITH NADAL, MY WIFE, ANYBODY. [ LAUGHTER ] 386 00:25:22,689 --> 00:25:27,060 IT WAS -- >> Jimmy: ANYONE IN THE CROWD. >> BUT THE GOOD THING THAT CAME 387 00:25:27,060 --> 00:25:33,299 OUT OF THIS WAS THAT I RESOLVED TO BECOME THE BEST TENNIS PLAYER IN THE WORLD. 388 00:25:33,299 --> 00:25:35,802 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE 389 00:25:35,802 --> 00:25:38,071 >> AND THE LITTLE GIRL, I WANT A REMATCH WITH HER [ LAUGHTER ] 390 00:25:38,071 --> 00:25:40,507 >> Jimmy: WELL, I WILL SAY THAT I DO FEEL -- [ APPLAUSE ] 391 00:25:40,507 --> 00:25:42,475 >> THANK YOU YEAH I FEEL LIKE -- I DO FEEL LIKE 392 00:25:42,475 --> 00:25:44,110 SHE WAS A RINGER >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SHE HAD -- SHE HAD ABILITIES 393 00:25:44,110 --> 00:25:45,879 BEYOND HER, WHAT SHE HAD SEEN. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND NOW YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING 394 00:25:45,879 --> 00:25:49,082 >> YES, NOW I'M READY. NOW I'M READY. >> Jimmy: BUT IS SHE MORE 395 00:25:49,082 --> 00:25:50,684 READY? >> SHE'S PROBABLY PLAYING ON THE PRO TEAM RIGHT NOW, FOR 396 00:25:50,684 --> 00:25:52,519 SURE >> I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR SHOW, "SEVERANCE" WHEN WE COME 397 00:25:52,519 --> 00:25:54,621 BACK >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: MORE BEN STILLER WHEN 398 00:25:54,621 --> 00:26:02,929 WE COME BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 399 00:26:02,929 --> 00:26:06,032 >> IN 2008, I DID A REALITY SHOW CALLED "I WANNA WORK FOR DIDDY. 400 00:26:06,032 --> 00:26:09,135 >> Jimmy: I REMEMBER THIS SHOW >> IT WAS MY PHASE OF SAYING YES TO EVERYTHING. 401 00:26:09,135 --> 00:26:12,305 >> Jimmy: YEAH DID YOU WANT TO WORK FOR DIDDY >> NO, GIRL. 402 00:26:12,305 --> 00:26:26,252 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. 403 00:26:26,252 --> 00:26:29,189 WELCOME BACK BEN STILLER IS JOINING US RIGHT NOW. 404 00:26:29,189 --> 00:26:33,693 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AH, WE LOVE YOU. BEN, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR 405 00:26:33,693 --> 00:26:37,197 NEW SHOW YOUR NEW SERIES, "SEVERANCE" IS ON APPLE TV PLUS 406 00:26:37,197 --> 00:26:40,066 I LOVE IT. IT'S GETTING GREAT REVIEWS CONGRATS, BY THE WAY 407 00:26:40,066 --> 00:26:43,837 >> THANKS, MAN >> Jimmy: ADAM SCOTT, WHO I LOVE AS WELL -- IT'S A TRIPPY 408 00:26:43,837 --> 00:26:49,542 CONCEPT. >> YEAH, IT'S -- I'M NOT IN IT I DIRECTED IT WITH ANOTHER 409 00:26:49,542 --> 00:26:54,347 DIRECTOR, AOIFE McARDLE, A A GREAT DIRECTOR, AND PRODUCED BUT IT'S ADAM SCOTT STARRING 410 00:26:54,347 --> 00:26:59,586 WITH TRISHA ARQUETTE, AND JOHN TURTURRO, CHRIS WALKEN, GREAT, GREAT CAST. 411 00:26:59,586 --> 00:27:03,857 BUT HE PLAYS THE GUY WHO WORKS AT A COMPANY WHERE YOU GET A A CHIP IMPLANTED IN YOUR HEAD. 412 00:27:03,857 --> 00:27:07,894 AND WHEN YOU GO TO WORK, YOU GO IN THE ELEVATOR, AND THE CHIP GETS TRIGGERED AND YOU DON'T 413 00:27:07,894 --> 00:27:11,831 REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR LIFE WHEN YOU GO DOWN TO WORK. AND THEN YOU DO YOUR WORK DAY 414 00:27:11,831 --> 00:27:16,036 AND THEN AT WORK YOU LEAVE AND THE CHIP GETS TRIGGERED AGAIN AND YOU DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING 415 00:27:16,036 --> 00:27:19,472 THAT HAPPENED AT WORK. [ AUDIENCE OHS] SO, IT'S - >> Jimmy: IT'S TRIPPY, YEAH. 416 00:27:19,472 --> 00:27:21,441 SO IT'S A TRIPPY THING >> AND YEAH, SO IT'S KIND OF LIKE A -- IT'S NOT REALLY 417 00:27:21,441 --> 00:27:26,579 SCI-FI, BUT IT'S LIKE A WEIRD, LIKE, KIND OF ALTERNATE REALITY. 418 00:27:26,579 --> 00:27:30,316 AND -- YEAH, WHICH WAS ALSO KIND OF, YOU KNOW, WORKING ON IT IN OUR OWN ALTERNATE REALITY 419 00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:34,888 WE'VE ALL BEEN LIVING IN - >> Jimmy: WITH COVID, YEAH >> THE LAST COUPLE OF YEARS. 420 00:27:34,888 --> 00:27:36,856 >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS -- IT MUST HAVE BEEN TRIPPY DOING THAT. >> YEAH, BECAUSE WE -- WELL, WE 421 00:27:36,856 --> 00:27:40,260 ENDED UP SHOOTING FOR A LONG TIME AND IT HAS BEEN REALLY HARD TO 422 00:27:40,260 --> 00:27:45,298 DO STUFF, YOU KNOW, TO MAKE PRODUCTIONS JUST IN TERMS OF ALL THE PROTOCOLS AND 423 00:27:45,298 --> 00:27:50,437 EVERYTHING SO -- AND THE SHOW TAKE PLACE IN THIS SORT OF, LIKE, KIND OF 424 00:27:50,437 --> 00:27:53,173 LIKE WEIRD, KIND OF MAZE-LIKE ENVIRONMENT OF THESE WHITE, NONDESCRIPT HALLS THAT ARE 425 00:27:53,173 --> 00:27:56,109 BELOW THE BUILDING, THE MAIN BUILDINGS WHERE EVERYBODY WORKS. 426 00:27:56,109 --> 00:28:01,014 SO WE WOULD GO TO WORK IN THE SOUND STAGE. AND YOU GET TO THE SOUND STAGE, 427 00:28:01,014 --> 00:28:03,583 AND THEN YOU'D HAVE TO WALK DOWN THESE LONG, WHITE, MAZE-LIKE HALLS TO GET TO THE 428 00:28:03,583 --> 00:28:12,625 SOUND STAGE THAT WAS LONG, WHITE, MAZE-LIKE HALLS [ LAUGHTER ] 429 00:28:12,625 --> 00:28:14,260 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH, AND THEN WAITING FOR YOU WHEN YOU GOT ALL THE WAY TO 430 00:28:14,260 --> 00:28:15,862 THE END OF THE LONG MAZE HALL WAS JOHN TURTURRO AND CHRIS WALKEN WITH SURGICAL 431 00:28:15,862 --> 00:28:21,735 GLOVES AND MASKS [ LAUGHTER ] WHICH WAS ACTUALLY A NIGHTMARE 432 00:28:21,735 --> 00:28:24,037 I HAD AS A TEENAGER. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: A FEVER DREAM YOU 433 00:28:24,037 --> 00:28:26,373 HAD. >> I MEAN, IT WAS DEFINITELY CHALLENGING, BUT IT WAS ALSO, 434 00:28:26,373 --> 00:28:32,045 KIND OF, I THINK, CONTRIBUTED TO THE VIBE OF THE SHOW ALSO >> Jimmy: HOW MANY EPISODES ARE 435 00:28:32,045 --> 00:28:35,248 THERE? >> NINE EPISODES FOR THE FIRST SEASON 436 00:28:35,248 --> 00:28:37,317 >> Jimmy: THERE'S TWO OUT RIGHT NOW. THEY'RE BOTH AWESOME 437 00:28:37,317 --> 00:28:39,386 I JUST FINISHED THE SECOND ONE YESTERDAY. EVERY FRIDAY THEY COME OUT, 438 00:28:39,386 --> 00:28:41,488 RIGHT? >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: ON APPLE TV PLUS 439 00:28:41,488 --> 00:28:43,223 >> YES >> Jimmy: AND YOU'VE GOT TO CHECK IT OUT 440 00:28:43,223 --> 00:28:45,959 IT IS -- >> CAN I JUST SAY, CONGRATS, MAN, ON THAT MOVIE 441 00:28:45,959 --> 00:28:49,329 IT'S SO AMAZING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OF COURSE, OF COURSE 442 00:28:49,329 --> 00:28:52,632 YOU HAVE TO. >> SO AMAZING. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. 443 00:28:52,632 --> 00:28:54,801 >> AS A -- YEAH. I WORSHIP YOU AS A DRUMMER AND A MUSICIAN AND BUT ALSO NOW AS 444 00:28:54,801 --> 00:29:01,074 A FILMMAKER AND I GREW UP IN NEW YORK SO, LIKE, JUST TO HAVE THAT 445 00:29:01,074 --> 00:29:03,543 EXPERIENCE OF SEEING THAT WHOLE EVENT THAT HAPPENED NOT KNOWING ANYTHING ABOUT IT AND THE 446 00:29:03,543 --> 00:29:07,714 EMOTIONALITY OF THAT MOVIE WAS JUST BEAUTIFUL SO CONGRATS, MAN 447 00:29:07,714 --> 00:29:09,783 >> Jimmy: THAT'S AWESOME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT 448 00:29:09,783 --> 00:29:11,418 THERE. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S A LOOK AT THE FIRST 449 00:29:11,418 --> 00:29:12,919 EPISODE OF "SEVERANCE. CHECK THIS OUT 450 00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:26,633 >> YOU'LL LEAVE AT 5:00. WELL, ACTUALLY THEY STAGGER OUR EXITS, SO 5:15 451 00:29:26,633 --> 00:29:33,740 BUT IT WON'T FEEL LIKE IT, NOT TO THIS VERSION OF YOU, ANYWAY >> DO I HAVE A FAMILY? 452 00:29:33,740 --> 00:29:40,413 >> YOU'LL NEVER KNOW >> I HAVE NO CHOICE. >> WELL, EVERY TIME YOU FIND 453 00:29:40,413 --> 00:29:55,061 YOURSELF HERE, IT'S BECAUSE YOU CHOSE TO COME BACK >> Jimmy: BEN STILLER, 454 00:29:55,061 --> 00:29:57,764 EVERYONE, RIGHT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NEW EPISODES OF "SEVERANCE" CAN 455 00:29:57,764 --> 00:30:01,067 BE SEEN FRIDAYS ON APPLE TV PLUS LAVERNE COX JOINS US AFTER THE 456 00:30:01,067 --> 00:30:03,336 BREAK. STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 457 00:30:03,336 --> 00:30:20,453 * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN AWARD-WINNING ACTRESS AND 458 00:30:20,453 --> 00:30:22,255 PRODUCER WHO STARS IN THE NEW SERIES, "INVENTING ANNA," WHICH IS STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON 459 00:30:22,255 --> 00:30:29,629 NETFLIX. PLEASE WELCOME LAVERNE COX EVERYBODY. 460 00:30:29,629 --> 00:30:29,662 PLEASE WELCOME LAVERNE COX EVERYBODY. 461 00:30:30,196 --> 00:30:40,874 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 462 00:30:40,874 --> 00:30:48,415 * >> Jimmy: WOW. WOW. 463 00:30:48,415 --> 00:30:52,118 THAT IS HOW YOU MAKE AN ENTRANCE >> NICE. 464 00:30:52,118 --> 00:30:54,654 >> Jimmy: WELCOME. THANK YOU. >> YEAH, THAT IS ABOUT AN 465 00:30:54,654 --> 00:30:58,258 AMAZING BAND THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO DANCE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT 466 00:30:58,258 --> 00:31:04,264 >> SHOUT OUT TO THE BAND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELCOME TO THE SHOW. 467 00:31:04,264 --> 00:31:05,899 YOU'VE RECENTLY BEEN NAMED "E's" RED CARPET HOST. >> YES 468 00:31:05,899 --> 00:31:08,535 >> Jimmy: THIS IS -- THIS IS A A BIG DEAL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 469 00:31:08,535 --> 00:31:11,571 >> YES >> Jimmy: THIS IS A BIG DEAL >> WE -- IT'S SUCH AN HONOR AND 470 00:31:11,571 --> 00:31:14,874 I -- I'M HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME WE JUST DID THE "PEOPLE'S 471 00:31:14,874 --> 00:31:18,812 CHOICE AWARDS" A FEW MONTHS AGO AND ON SUNDAY, WE'RE DOING THE "SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS. 472 00:31:18,812 --> 00:31:23,083 THE S.A.G. AWARDS. AND I LOVE ARTISTS I LOVE ACTORS. 473 00:31:23,083 --> 00:31:26,453 THE S.A.G. AWARDS ARE ALWAYS SO MUCH FUN AND IT IS STAR STUDDED 474 00:31:26,453 --> 00:31:29,823 I -- WHEN I GOT THE LIST OF THE PEOPLE I'M POTENTIALLY INTERVIEWING, I WAS -- 475 00:31:29,823 --> 00:31:33,893 I REALLY HAD A GASP, BUT I WAS LIKE, "I NEED TO REALLY GET IT TOGETHER." 476 00:31:33,893 --> 00:31:35,428 BECAUSE THERE ARE NAMES LIKE -- >> Jimmy: WHO -- WHO ARE YOU 477 00:31:35,428 --> 00:31:37,163 EXCITED ABOUT? >> PEOPLE LIKE LEONARDO DiCAPRIO. 478 00:31:37,163 --> 00:31:39,566 >> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> LIKE, IF YOU'RE AN ACTOR AND -- LEONARDO DiCAPRIO IS, 479 00:31:39,566 --> 00:31:43,269 LIKE, AN ACTOR >> Jimmy: YEAH >> DENZEL WASHINGTON IS AN 480 00:31:43,269 --> 00:31:46,906 ACTOR. >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S UNBELIEVABLE 481 00:31:46,906 --> 00:31:48,842 YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] CATE BLANCHETT, "CATE THE 482 00:31:48,842 --> 00:31:51,911 GREAT. >> Jimmy: NO "CATE THE GREAT," SHE'S 483 00:31:51,911 --> 00:31:54,447 UNBELIEVABLE >> IT'S FUN, THOUGH, BECAUSE IT'S TWO HOURS 484 00:31:54,447 --> 00:31:56,850 I -- I REALIZED THE DAY I WAS LIKE, "I CAN'T GO TO THE BATHROOM 485 00:31:56,850 --> 00:31:59,452 I CAN'T LEAVE. I HAVE TO BE ON THE RED CARPET FOR TWO HOURS. 486 00:31:59,452 --> 00:32:01,755 SO I STOPPED ALL LIQUIDS AT 2:00 P.M >> Jimmy: THAT'S SMART 487 00:32:01,755 --> 00:32:04,057 >> BECAUSE THE RED CARPET STARTS AT 6:00 P.M AND YOU'RE THERE THE WHOLE 488 00:32:04,057 --> 00:32:05,959 TIME AND THERE'S ALL THIS STUFF COMING AT YOU, BUT YOU HAVE TO 489 00:32:05,959 --> 00:32:11,164 BE ON YOUR TOES AND BE ON -- THINK ON YOUR FEET AND ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN. 490 00:32:11,164 --> 00:32:13,566 AND THAT'S, ACTUALLY, REALLY FUN AND EXCITING >> Jimmy: YOU'VE HAD A BUNCH OF 491 00:32:13,566 --> 00:32:15,568 JOBS, BUT THIS ONE I READ ABOUT AND IT MADE ME LAUGH BECAUSE I GO, "I DON'T KNOW IF I REMEMBER 492 00:32:15,568 --> 00:32:21,975 THIS." BUT I REMEMBER THE SHOW, KIND OF 493 00:32:21,975 --> 00:32:24,711 WAS IT LIKE, "I WILL WORK FOR DIDDY," OR SOMETHING OR -- 494 00:32:24,711 --> 00:32:28,882 >> "I WANT TO WORK FOR DIDDY." I WAS ON -- I -- IN 2008, I DID A REALITY SHOW CALLED "I WANT 495 00:32:28,882 --> 00:32:31,284 TO WORK FOR DIDDY. >> Jimmy: I REMEMBER THE SHOW. YEAH 496 00:32:31,284 --> 00:32:34,120 >> IT WAS MY PHASE OF SAYING "YES" TO EVERYTHING. >> Jimmy: YEAH 497 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:38,491 DID YOU WANT TO WORK FOR DIDDY >> NO, GIRL. [ LAUGHTER ] 498 00:32:38,491 --> 00:32:43,296 NO IT WAS AN -- [ LAUGHTER ] 499 00:32:43,296 --> 00:32:50,503 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S IT. I DON'T KNOW 500 00:32:50,503 --> 00:32:52,572 I CAN'T TAKE THAT. >> IT WAS AN -- IT WAS AN OPPORTUNITY TO BE ON 501 00:32:52,572 --> 00:32:55,475 TELEVISION THIS WAS 2008. SAY, LIKE, A TRANS-PERSON HAD 502 00:32:55,475 --> 00:33:00,146 NEVER BEEN ON A COMPETITION REALITY SHOW IN 2008 >> Jimmy: YEAH 503 00:33:00,146 --> 00:33:01,548 >> IT WAS ABOUT BUILDING RELATIONSHIPS WITH THE CASTING DIRECTOR 504 00:33:01,548 --> 00:33:03,149 I DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO DO IT, BUT THEY LOVED ME. AND I THINK I -- BECAUSE I 505 00:33:03,149 --> 00:33:05,919 DIDN'T CARE, I WENT IN I WAS MYSELF AND THE INTERESTING OF THEM -- 506 00:33:05,919 --> 00:33:09,189 THERE ARE SO MANY INTERESTING THINGS THAT HAPPENED ON THAT SHOW 507 00:33:09,189 --> 00:33:11,057 BECAUSE I WATCHED "MAKING THE BAND," I KNEW THAT DIDDY WOULD WAKE YOU UP IN THE MIDDLE OF 508 00:33:11,057 --> 00:33:15,729 THE NIGHT TO DO STUFF. AND I WAS LIKE, "I DO NOT WANT TO BE ON NATIONAL TELEVISION 509 00:33:15,729 --> 00:33:21,167 WITHOUT MY MAKEUP AT 2:00 IN THE MORNING. SO, AT NIGHT, I WOULD WASH ALL 510 00:33:21,167 --> 00:33:25,939 MY MAKEUP OFF, REAPPLY IT, AND THEN GO TO SLEEP [ LAUGHTER ] 511 00:33:25,939 --> 00:33:30,643 >> Jimmy: SEE? THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT [ CHEERS ] 512 00:33:30,643 --> 00:33:33,913 >> AND SURE ENOUGH -- >> Jimmy: GENIUS >> THE SECOND CHALLENGE, WE 513 00:33:33,913 --> 00:33:36,416 WERE WAKENED AT, LIKE, 2:00 OR 3:00 IN THE MORNING, AND I WOKE UP 514 00:33:36,416 --> 00:33:39,252 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND HERE YOU ARE NOW >> YES 515 00:33:39,252 --> 00:33:42,222 >> Jimmy: HERE YOU ARE NOW I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "INVENTING ANNA" TOO. 516 00:33:42,222 --> 00:33:45,158 >> OH, MY -- >> Jimmy: YOU'RE DOING IT GREAT, THOUGH. 517 00:33:45,158 --> 00:33:47,694 EVERYONE IS CRUSHING ON THE SHOW IT'S -- CONGRATS 518 00:33:47,694 --> 00:33:50,864 NUMBER ONE SHOW ON NETFLIX >> THANK YOU THANK YOU. 519 00:33:50,864 --> 00:33:53,166 >> Jimmy: NOT TOO BAD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NUMBER ONE SHOW ON NETFLIX 520 00:33:53,166 --> 00:33:54,668 BUT YOUR -- YOUR CHARACTER IS BASED ON A REAL PERSON >> YES 521 00:33:54,668 --> 00:33:56,469 I PLAY -- SO "INVENTING ANNA" IS ABOUT THIS WOMAN NAMED ANNA DELVEY, AKA ANNA SOROKIN, 522 00:33:56,469 --> 00:34:04,611 WHO IS A FAKE HEIRESS, WHO CONNED THE NEW YORK SOCIAL SCENE SEVERAL YEARS AGO. 523 00:34:04,611 --> 00:34:07,514 IT'S BASED ON A TRUE STORY AND I PLAY A WOMAN NAMED KACY DUKE, WHO IS OUR PERSONAL 524 00:34:07,514 --> 00:34:13,920 TRAINER AND SHE'S A LIFE COACH AND I GOT TO MEET KACY SHE TRAINED ME 525 00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:15,889 I HAD A FOUR HOUR LUNCH WITH HER WHERE SHE TOLD ME HER LIFE STORY. 526 00:34:15,889 --> 00:34:18,491 LIFE SHE'S -- SPEAKING OF DENZEL WASHINGTON. 527 00:34:18,491 --> 00:34:19,859 SHE TRAINED EVERYONE FROM DENZEL WASHINGTON TO LENNY KRAVITZ TO 528 00:34:19,859 --> 00:34:25,498 JULIANNE MOORE AND SHE'S BEEN IN THE BUSINESS FOR, YOU KNOW, OVER 30 YEARS 529 00:34:25,498 --> 00:34:31,738 SHE'S A LEGEND AND SHE'S THIS REALLY SPIRITUAL WOMAN WHO IS INCREDIBLE. 530 00:34:31,738 --> 00:34:34,574 AND SHE GOT, SORT OF, ROPED INTO THIS CRAZY, CRAZY SCHEME WHERE SHE'S -- 531 00:34:34,574 --> 00:34:36,443 >> Jimmy: WHAT DID SHE THINK OF YOUR PERFORMANCE >> SHE HAS BEEN SO -- AND I WAS 532 00:34:36,443 --> 00:34:41,147 SO NERVOUS I WAS, LIKE, REALLY -- I -- IN SO MUCH ANXIETY. 533 00:34:41,147 --> 00:34:42,682 BECAUSE I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD. IF KACY HATES THIS, THIS IS 534 00:34:42,682 --> 00:34:45,819 GOING TO BE TERRIBLE." BUT SHE SENT ME THE SWEETEST MESSAGE. 535 00:34:45,819 --> 00:34:50,423 SHE SENT ME FLOWERS. SHE SAID, "CONGRATULATIONS LAVERNE IS KILLING IT. 536 00:34:50,423 --> 00:34:55,095 >> Jimmy: AW >> SHE HAS BEEN SO SWEET AND A FRIEND OF HERS TWEETED 537 00:34:55,095 --> 00:34:57,630 ME THEY SAID -- THEY WERE LIKE, "I'VE KNOWN KACY DUKE FOR 20 538 00:34:57,630 --> 00:35:00,467 YEARS AND LAVERNE COX NAILED IT." AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD. 539 00:35:00,467 --> 00:35:03,870 WELL, THAT'S -- >> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL YOU NEED. >> YEAH. 540 00:35:03,870 --> 00:35:06,840 >> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL YOU NEED, RIGHT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 541 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:09,876 IT'S -- IT'S A GREAT SHOW. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S LAVERNE COX IN 542 00:35:09,876 --> 00:35:12,045 "INVENTING ANNA. TAKE A LOOK. 543 00:35:13,246 --> 00:35:15,115 WHILE I AM HERE DODGING CALLS FROM MY CREDIT CARD COMPANY. >> I HEARD IF YOU LEGALLY 544 00:35:15,115 --> 00:35:23,056 CHANGE YOUR NAME, THEY CAN'T MAKE YOU PAY THAT. BUT -- 545 00:35:23,056 --> 00:35:27,527 >> EASY FOR YOU TO CHILL SHE PAID YOU BACK. AND HOW ARE YOU SO CALM RIGHT 546 00:35:27,527 --> 00:35:31,431 NOW? >> I'M JUST NOT LETTING ANNA TAKE ANYTHING MORE FROM ME 547 00:35:31,431 --> 00:35:35,468 NO MORE OF MY TIME NO MORE OF MY ATTENTION. >> I WISH I HAD YOUR ZEN 548 00:35:35,468 --> 00:35:39,606 YOU'RE NOT ANGRY AT ALL. >> HERE'S THE THING ABOUT ANGER. 549 00:35:39,606 --> 00:35:44,310 WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY, YOU'RE JUST A CHARACTER IN SOMEONE ELSE'S STORY. 550 00:35:44,310 --> 00:35:50,350 BUT WHEN YOU LET YOUR ANGER GO, YOU RECLAIM YOUR OWN STORY, BECOME YOUR OWN PROTAGONIST 551 00:35:50,350 --> 00:35:57,323 AGAIN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: LAVERNE COX! 552 00:35:57,323 --> 00:35:58,758 CHECK OUT "INVENTING ANNA," WHICH IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX. 553 00:35:58,758 --> 00:36:01,695 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM MUNI LONG STICK AROUND 554 00:36:01,695 --> 00:36:22,882 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MAKING HER TV DEBUT, 555 00:36:22,882 --> 00:36:28,054 PERFORMING HER HIT SONG "HRS AND HRS" FROM HER EP "PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION," GIVE IT 556 00:36:28,054 --> 00:36:33,693 DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION," GIVE IT UP FOR MUNI LONG 557 00:36:34,627 --> 00:36:36,229 * 558 00:36:36,229 --> 00:37:06,026 * * UH, OH, OOH, YEAH 559 00:37:10,397 --> 00:37:20,273 BUT, UM CAN I SING TO YOU * * YEAH, YEA YOURS, MINE, OUR 560 00:37:20,273 --> 00:37:24,110 I COULD DO THIS FOR HOURS * * SIT AND TALK TO YOU FOR HOUR 561 00:37:24,110 --> 00:37:29,783 I WANNA GIVE YOU * * YOUR FLOWERS AND SOME CHAMPAGNE CHALICE ORDE 562 00:37:29,783 --> 00:37:35,488 SHRIMP AND LOBSTER TOWERS * * BUT IT'S ME THA GETS DEVOURE 563 00:37:35,488 --> 00:37:41,394 OOH WHEN YOU DO WHAT YOU * * DO I'M EMPOWERE YOU GIVE ME A SUPERPOWER 564 00:37:41,394 --> 00:37:47,734 TOGETHER THE WORLD * * COULD BE OURS YOU SIT ME UP ON 565 00:37:47,734 --> 00:37:52,739 THE COUNTER INSTANTLY * * IT'S THUNDER SHOWER STORMIN FOR A COUPLE HOURS 566 00:37:52,739 --> 00:37:57,677 WHEN WE FINISHED TAKE A SHOWE I COULD DO THIS FOR HOUR 567 00:37:57,677 --> 00:38:05,118 AND HOURS AND HOURS * * I COULD DO THIS FOR HOURS AND HOURS AND HOUR 568 00:38:05,118 --> 00:38:12,425 I COULD DO THIS FOR HOURS * * AND HOURS AND HOURS I COULD DO THIS FOR HOUR 569 00:38:12,425 --> 00:38:22,936 AND HOURS, HOURS * * USUALLY DON'T LIKE NOBODY AND WHEN I SAY NOBOD 570 00:38:22,936 --> 00:38:28,808 I MEAN NOBOD I MEAN NOBODY * * EVERYBODY'S FULL OF I 571 00:38:28,808 --> 00:38:34,514 YOU'RE JUST A HOMIE ONCE THEY HIT FELT LIKE * * GIVIN UP ON LOV 572 00:38:34,514 --> 00:38:41,187 THEY ALMOST MADE ME QUIT THEN I MET YOU * * WHEN I MET YO 573 00:38:41,187 --> 00:38:46,426 I KNEW THIS WAS IT I'VE NEVER BEEN IN * * LOVE LIKE THI 574 00:38:46,426 --> 00:38:53,867 A LOVE LIKE OURS I PRAY FOR IT ON MY KNEES * * EVERY NIGHT FOR SOME HOUR 575 00:38:53,867 --> 00:39:03,143 AND HOURS AND HOUR AND HOURS AND HOURS * * AND HOURS I COULD DO THIS 576 00:39:03,143 --> 00:39:09,816 FOR HOURS AND HOUR AND HOURS I COULD DO THIS * * FOR HOURS AND HOURS 577 00:39:09,816 --> 00:39:20,427 AND HOURS WHAT'S YOURS IS MINE AND OURS AND YOURS * * MINE AND OURS 578 00:39:20,427 --> 00:39:24,798 OH, I COULD SIT AND TALK TO YOU FOR HOURS SIT AND * * LOOK AT YOU FOR HOURS 579 00:39:24,798 --> 00:39:32,439 MAKIN LOVE TO YOU FO HOURS LAYIN ON YOUR CHEST * * FOR HOURS TELLIN YOU JOKE 580 00:39:32,439 --> 00:39:38,445 FOR HOURS HOLDIN YOU CLOSE FOR HOURS AND HOURS * * AND HOURS 581 00:39:38,445 --> 00:39:54,194 OH, OH, OH YEAH HEH * HOURS AND HOURS * 582 00:39:54,194 --> 00:40:04,237 * YEAH, HEH HOURS AND HOUR * OH, O 583 00:40:04,237 --> 00:40:21,187 HOURS AND HOUR HOURS AND HOURS * * WOAH, OH, HMM 584 00:40:21,187 --> 00:40:25,892 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO BEN STILLER, LAVERNE COX, 585 00:40:25,892 --> 00:40:32,332 MUNI LONG, ONCE AGAIN! AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 586 00:40:32,332 --> 00:40:35,635 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 587 00:40:35,635 --> 00:40:37,470 SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY THANK YOU! 588 00:40:37,470 --> 00:40:37,470 THANK YOU! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *