>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - MICHELLE PFEIFFER,
JESSICA WILLIAMS MUSICAL GUEST, LATTO AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1632 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS,
THAT'S - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE A STANDING OVATION JUST RIGHT
THERE. I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING. OH, MY GOD
DON'T STOP STANDING, PLEASE. THE WHOLE SHOW -- OH, PEOPLE ARE ALREADY SITTING.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S FINE.
YOU KNOW WHY EVERYONE'S IN A A GOOD MOOD? I WANT TO WISH EVERYONE -- IT'S
HAPPY NATIONAL BEER DAY, EVERYBODY. THAT'S TONIGHT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NATIONAL - TODAY IS NATIONAL BEER DAY, OR
AS WE CALLED IT GROWING UP, FATHER'S DAY [ LAUGHTER ]
"GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE." LET'S GET TO SOME IMPORTANT, HAPPY, AND HISTORIC NEWS
TODAY THE SENATE OFFICIALLY CONFIRMED KETANJI BROWN JACKSON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * MAKING HER THE FIRST BLACK
WOMAN ON THE SUPREME COURT COME ON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YEAH IT'S GREAT THAT'S RIGHT
SHE'S GOING TO BE JUSTICE JACKSON. WHEN DISNEY HEARD THAT NAME,
THEY IMMEDIATELY ADDED HER TO THE MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEP, JACKSON WILL NOW DEBATE THE MOST IMPORTANT ISSUES FACING OUR COUNTRY, LIKE
FREEDOM OF SPEECH, STATES' RIGHTS, AND "IS IT CAKE? [ LAUGHTER ]
OH, THIS IS COOL JACKSON ACTUALLY WATCHED THE SENATE CONFIRMATION VOTE LIVE
WITH PRESIDENT BIDEN AT THE WHITE HOUSE. HERE THEY ARE, HERE'S
A PICTURE. YEAH [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
LOOKS LESS LIKE A SUPREME COURT CONFIRMATION, MORE LIKE A ZOOM WEDDING.
[ LAUGHTER ] DOESN'T IT, A LITTLE BIT YEAH
IT'S ALSO AN EXCITING TIME IN THE SPORTS WORLD, 'CAUSE IT WAS OPENING DAY OF MAJOR LEAGUE
BASEBALL SEASON, AND THE FIRST DAY OF THE MASTERS GOLF TOURNAMENT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALL TODAY. YEP.
BASEBALL AND GOLF, IT'S BASICALLY THE OLYMPICS FOR NAPPING IN FRONT OF THE TV
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT THE BIG STORY AT THE MASTERS IS THAT TIGER WOODS IS
BACK AND PLAYING GREAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HOW ANNOYING IS THAT FOR
EVERYONE ELSE? >> Steve: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THE GUY MISSES 17 MONTHS, HE COMES BACK, HE'S LIKE, "WELL, I GUESS I'LL JUST
GO WIN THE MASTERS, I DON'T KNOW." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WELL, SOME BUSINESS NEWS, I READ THAT RICHARD BRANSON WANTS TO SWAP ROCKETS WITH
ELON MUSK -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] -- SO HE CAN FLY TO SPACE WITH
SPACEX, AND MUSK CAN FLY WITH VIRGIN GALACTIC. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
SO I GUESS KIMMEL AND I REALLY STARTED A TREND, RIGHT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
USUALLY WHEN TWO GUYS WANT TO TRY OUT EACH OTHER'S ROCKETS WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT ON TV.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT I'M -- >> Steve: HEY!
OH [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: HEY, I SAW THAT THE
CEO OF RED LOBSTER HAS RESIGNED AFTER JUST EIGHT MONTHS ON THE JOB.
A NEW CEO OUT OF THE LIVE CEO TANK [ LAUGHTER ]
"THAT ONE. THAT ONE'S PERFECT." IT'S ODD, USUALLY THE ONLY
THING THAT HANGS AROUND RED LOBSTER FOR EIGHT MONTHS IS THE COCONUT SHRIMP
[ LAUGHTER ] OH, PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT THIS
THE FDA IS LOOKING INTO COMPLAINTS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY FROM PEOPLE GETTING SICK FROM
LUCKY CHARMS [ AUDIENCE AWS ] THE FDA WAS LIKE, "WELL, HERE'S
YOUR FIRST PROBLEM - YOU'RE EATING MARSHMALLOWS FOR BREAKFAST, SO --
[ LAUGHTER ] SO FAR THE SYMPTOMS ARE "PINK EYES, GREEN TONGUE, AND YELLOW
SKIN." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SOME TV NEWS
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT KEN BURNS' NEW BEN FRANKLIN DOCUMENTARY ON
PBS. HAVE YOU SEEN IT HE'S MADE OVER
20 DOCUMENTARIES, BUT, I DON'T -- MAYBE HE'S DOING IT FOR TOO LONG
I THINK HE MIGHT BE LOSING IT. I JUST FELT -- I FEEL LIKE THE -- SOMETHING -- WRITING'S
OFF. I DON'T KNOW TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT I SAW.
* >> HOT
OH JOHN ADAMS WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TEA?
>> DON'T MIND IF I BREW? [ LAUGHTER ] *
>> AND BY THE WAY, HAVE YOU SEEN MY KITE >> AS IF
YOU'RE NEVER GETTING THAT THING BACK >> WHAT ABOUT THE ELECTRICITY?
>> BENJAMIN FRANKLIN, I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY I HAVE TO GO BACK TO SEE MY
FAMILY >> WHAT FAMILY >> WHY, THE ADAMS FAMILY
* [ "ADDAMS FAMILY" THEME PLAYS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S MY LAST NAME. * [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: WOW. [ APPLAUSE ] I CONCUR
>> Jimmy: I FOUND IT ODD WELL, THIS IS INTERESTING. RESEARCHERS IN JAPAN CREATED
A -- [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT'S THE PROBLEM
>> Steve: I DON'T -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS
SUPPOSED TO BE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU
SAW? >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: BENJAMIN FRANKLIN --
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: RIGHT? >> Jimmy: HEY, OKAY --
>> Steve: JOHN ADAMS - >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT >> Steve: -- CHATTING BY A
A MODERN DAY COFFEE STATION. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, LIKE A -- LIKE
A KEURIG, OR SOMETHING >> Steve: RIGHT? THEY'RE DRINKING IN DEMITASSE
CUPS >> Jimmy: YES. >> Steve: HE DRANK HIS
COFFEE - >> Jimmy: HE'S LIKE -- >> Steve: FIRST OF ALL, SO HOT,
THAT HE HAD TO GO "OUCH, OUCH, OUCH." >> Jimmy: HE SAID, "HOT.
>> Steve: "HOT." AND THEN JOHN ADAMS DRANK IT, AND HIS EYES WENT -- WHOOP --
LIKE THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH
IT WAS A LITTLE -- >> Steve: THAT WAS -- KEN BURNS DID THAT
>> Jimmy: KEN BURNS APPARENTLY DID THAT, YEAH >> Steve: WOW.
YOU'RE RIGHT, THE WRITING IS OFF. >> Jimmy: I JUST -- SOMETHING'S
OFF, RIGHT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: YEAH, SOMETHING'S
OFF. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELL, THERE'S NO
ACTUAL FOOTAGE OF BEN FRANKLIN, SO THEY HAD TO RECREATE IT >> Steve: RIGHT, I GUESSED --
YEAH, RIGHT. >> Jimmy: SO I GUESS, LET HIM -- LET HIM IMPROVISE
>> Steve: YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT EXPLAINS IT ALL YOU HAVE TO IMPROVISE.
'CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW. YOU WEREN'T THERE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WELL, THIS IS INTERESTING, GUYS. I THINK YOU'LL FIND THIS
INTERESTING. IN JAPAN THESE RESEARCHERS CREATED A ROBOT THAT MASTERED
A PRETTY IMPORTANT TASK. CHECK THIS OUT
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT IF YOU
HAVE A BANANA NEXT WEEK. PEOPLE WONDER WHY IT'S TAKING SO LONG TO BEAT COVID.
YOU GO - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WELL, LISTEN TO THIS
A DRIVER IN MAINE HAD TO BE RESCUED AFTER SHE MADE A WRONG TURN AT A GARBAGE DUMP AND
ENDED UP ON TOP OF A TRASH COMPACTER. THIS IS REAL
LOOK AT THIS >> Steve: OH [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
>> Jimmy: YET ANOTHER SUCCESS STORY FOR APPLE MAPS [ LAUGHTER ]
ANYWAY, HAPPY NATIONAL BEER DAY, EVERYONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS. FINALLY, A LOT IS HAPPENING IN THE NEWS RIGHT NOW
BUT SOMETIMES I FIND THE BEST WAY TO EXPLAIN THE NEWS IS WITH MUSIC.
I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. IT'S TIME FOR "NEWS RADIO. HERE WE GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * NEWS RADI
NEWS RADIO NEWS RADIO * *
>> Jimmy: THE NCAA MEN'S BASKETBALL CHAMPIONSHIP WAS EARLIER THIS WEEK, AND THE
KANSAS JAYHAWKS BEAT THE - * NORTH CAROLINA * TARHEELS
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, KANSAS HAD THE BIGGEST COMEBACK IN MARCH
MADNESS HISTORY. THE COMMENTATORS WERE LIKE - * YOU WOULD NOT
BELIEVE YOUR EYES * [ LAUGHTER ] NORTH CAROLINA WAS LOOKING AT
THE SCOREBOARD LIKE -- * NO NO NO * [ LAUGHTER ]
WHILE KANSAS GOT TO HOLD UP THE TROPHY AND BE LIKE - * THIS ONE IS FOR
THE CHAMPIONS * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, MORE THAN 20 STATES ARE
DEALING WITH A BIRD FLU OUTBREAK PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT BIRDS
LIKE - * STAY AWAY FROM ME * [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THEY'RE YELLING AT CHICKENS LIKE - * GET BACK GET BACK
YOU DON'T KNOW M LIKE THAT * AND THEY'RE DODGING PIGEONS
LIKE - * STAY AWAY FROM ME IF YOU'RE CONTAGIOUS *
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT EXPERTS ARE SAYING, IF YOU'RE WORRIED, JUST STAY
INSIDE AND DON'T - * LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN * [ CHEERS ]
JUST WEAR A MASK, WASH YOUR HANDS, AND AVOID EVERY -- WHAT'S THAT WORD AGAIN
* BIRD BIRD BIR B-BIRD'S THE WORD * THAT'S IT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I SAW THAT GERBER IS TRYING TO FIND A NEW GERBER --
* BABY BABY BABY OH * YEAH, THE COMPANY SAYS ANYONE CAN SUBMIT A PHOTO OF THEIR
OWN -- * BABY BABY * AND IF THYE LIKE THE PHOTO,
YOUR CHILD COULD BECOME THE GERBER - * BABY *
SO GO SUBMIT AND WITH ANY LUCK THEY'LL CALL YOU UP AND SAY YOUR -
* BABY GOT -- * -- THE JOB [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY A DRIVING INSTRUCTOR IN FLORIDA WAS
ARRESTED FOR DRIVING DRUNK EVERYONE WAS LIKE -- * ISN'T IT IRONIC *
[ LAUGHTER ] WHEN THE COPS PULLED HIM OVER, THE INSTRUCTOR WAS LIKE --
* I'M NOT A PERFECT PERSON * THEN THEY TRIED TO PUT HIM IN THE SQUAD CAR, BUT HE WAS
LIKE - * SHUT UP AND LET ME GO * [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AND THEY WERE LIKE, "HEY, ARE YOU DRUNK? AND HE WAS LIKE --
* I FEEL DRUN BUT I'M SOBER * [ LAUGHTER ]
COPS WERE CONFUSED THEY WERE LIKE - * WHAT DO YOU MEAN *
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT HEY, THIS WAS IN FLORIDA AND --
* THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS * [ APPLAUSE ]
THIS HAS BEEN "NEWS RADIO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW MICHELLE PFEIFFER IS HERE TONIGHT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JESSICA WILLIAMS IS HERE AND WE GOT MUSIC FROM LATTO.
STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. SHE STARS IN THE NEW SERIES
"THE FIRST LADY," WHICH PREMIERES SUNDAY, APRIL 17th ON SHOWTIME
MICHELLE PFEIFFER IS HERE. >> Steve: COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: SHE'S AN ICON. THE GREATEST PLUS, YOU CAN SEE HER IN THE
NEW FILM "FANTASTIC BEASTS: THE SECRETS OF DUMBLEDORE," WHICH IS IN THEATERS AND IMAX
APRIL 15th JESSICA WILLIAMS IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM LATTO, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
BIG SHOW GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS.
HERE WE GO
HASHTAGS *
>> Jimmy: NOW, WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG AND I ASK YOU GUYS TO
RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC. SO, SINCE IT'S OFFICIALLY SPRING, I SENT OUT THE
#SPRINGRAPS, AND I ASKED YOU GUYS TO GIVE US YOUR BEST RAP PARODIES ABOUT THE SPRING.
WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS A TRENDING TOPIC SO, THANK YOU FOR PLAYING
ALONG. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I APPRECIATE IT EVERY SINGLE
WEEK I LOVE PLAYING WITH YOU GUYS NOW, I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME
OF MY FAVORITE RESPONSES FROM YOU GUYS WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM THE ROOTS
THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM @ALLGOODVIBEZ WITH A "Z. >> Steve: "Z," YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YEP, ALLGOODVIBEZ11. >> Steve: OH, 11 EH
>> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN >> Steve: I LIKE GOODVIBEZ10 [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: HOW ABOUT JUST ORIGINAL ALLGOODVIBEZ. >> Steve: NO
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS FROM @ALLGOODVIBEZ11.
HE SAYS -- * YOU USED TO TELL ME WEAR A JACKET *
* LATE NIGHT WHEN I STILL GOT COLD * * TELL ME WEAR A JACKET
BUT LATELY I DON'T NEED A COAT * * I KNOW WHEN
IT STARTS WARMING * * THAT CAN ONLY MEA IT'S SPRING *
* I KNOW WHEN IT STARTS WARMING * * THAT CAN ONLY
MEAN IT'S SPRING * >> Jimmy: HEY, NOT BAD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT >> Steve: NOT SO BAD >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM
@MOVIENERD15 SHE SAYS - * I'M DOING YARD WORK
YARD WORK * * AND I DON'T TAKE BREAKS GOT A LEAF BLOWER *
* WE DON'T NEED NO RAKE NOW I'M PLANTING EVEN THOUGH MY BACK ACHES *
* NOW I'M WORKING IN MY GARDEN THE DRINK A MILKSHAKE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NOT BAD. >> Steve: WOW.
>> Jimmy: MILKSHAKE. >> Steve: ALL THE BOYS IN THE YARD
>> Jimmy: YEAH THIS ONE'S FROM @JEEPYKRO. HE SAYS --
* ALL I DO IS SPRING SPRING SPRING NO MATTER WHAT * * GOT POLLEN IN MY EYES
ALL THEY EVER DO IS PUFF * AND EVERY TIME I SNEEZ UP IN THIS BUILDIN
EVERYBODY'S MASKS GO UP * * AND THEY STAY THERE YEAH THEY STAY THERE *
* NOBODY PULLS DOWN THE MASK THEY SEAL 'EM UP *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NOT BAD. THANK YOU.
>> Steve: NICE >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM @MOLLYBERGMAN7
SHE SAYS - * I SAID A DRIP DROP * * THE DRIPP
THE DRIPPY T THE DRIP DRIP DROP * * RAIN DON'T STOP
A ROCKIN TO THE RAINY DAY SAY * * JUMPIN' IN THE PUDDLE
A TO THE RHYTH OF THE RAIN * * ON THE STREET *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW. WOW.
>> Jimmy: AS ONLY -- AS ONLY TARIQ CAN DO IT. >> Steve: YEAH, ONLY TARIQ
PURE EMOTION BUT NO FACIAL EXPRESSION >> Jimmy: NO
I JUST LIKE THAT IT GOES GOOD AND IT, KIND OF, YOU THINK THE TRAIN MIGHT BE GOING A LITTLE
BIT OFF THE TRACKS, BUT IT'S NOT. NEVER -- NEVER OFF
>> Jimmy: PERFECTLY, HE GOES RIGHT BACK -- HE COULD DO THAT FOR HOURS.
>> Tariq: YEP. >> Jimmy: HE'S THE MASTER. HE'S THE MASTER.
>> Tariq: THE GRIP DON'T SLIP. >> Jimmy: HE'S THE -- YEAH * SLIP *
* DRIVE A DRIP SHIP * * SHIPPIN' TO THE
SHIP SHIP SHOP * >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM @KYLEDICE23.
HE SAYS -- * THEY DON'T KNOW I LOV TO SEE THE SPRINGTIM
THAT'S TRUE * * THEY DON'T KNOW I LOV TO FEEL THE SUNSHINE
RAIN TOO * * ALLERGIES ARE CLEARING UP IN NO TIME AT YOU *
* EASTER'S COMING U I'LL GET SOME DOWN TIM WHO KNEW *
* MIGHT DO SOME SUDOKU * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW.
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> Steve: DANG * MIGHT DO SOME SUDOKU *
>> Steve: RIGHT. PUT A LITTLE MUSTARD ON THAT >> Jimmy: YEAH
YOU EVER DO SUDOKU >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH
I KIND OF GOT OUT OF IT. >> Steve: FELT LIKE A JOB. >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT FELT LIKE
ANOTHER JOB. >> Steve: YEAH THAT'S LIKE THE -- WHAT WAS IT,
BUM SPELLING BEE OR WHATEVER >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH THE BEEHIVE THING.
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: I DID THAT TOO >> Steve: AND I GO, THAT'S WHY
I LIKE WORDLE. ONE THING, DONE. GONE
GO HOME. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT YOU ADDED
WORDLE AND YOU TOOK THE OTHER -- THE OTHER ONES OUT. >> Steve: YEAH, I TOOK THE
OTHER ONES AWAY. I SAID, "FORGET IT." >> Jimmy: NOW YOU'RE STILL
DOING IT >> Steve: I'M STILL DOING IT >> Jimmy: DID YOU DO WORDLE
TODAY? >> Steve: YES, I DID BUT I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT IT
WAS. >> Jimmy: WAS IT HARD? >> Steve: I CAN'T REMEMBER
>> Jimmy: NO [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: IT'S NOW JUST
GUESSING YOU JUST GUESS, NOW. IT DOESN'T MATTER.
>> Jimmy: YEAH GREAT, YEAH. I GOT THE LAST THREE ON THE
FIRST TRY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: THAT'S NOT -- THAT'S
SKILL. THAT'S NOT GUESSING. THAT'S SKILL
>> Jimmy: THAT'S SKILL, RIGHT? THANK. >> Steve: THAT'S SKILL
YEAH I LOOKED AT WHAT THE ANSWER WAS, TYPED IT RIGHT IN
[ LAUGHTER ] AND IT SAID, "YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR.
>> Steve: YEAH, IT SAID, "YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR." AND I WON.
>> Jimmy: MADE ME FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF THIS ONE IS FROM @SKYSOSMRT.
SHE SAYS - * A-B-C-D-E-ACHOO * * WIPE YOUR NOS
AND YOUR WATERY EYES AND YOUR ITCHY THROAT * * LIKE A COVID SURPRISE
ACHOO WITH THE GRASS AND THE POLLEN * * AND THE TREES
AND I WON'T BREATHE RIGH UNTIL CHRISTMAS EVE * * SUDOKU *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AND SUDOKU >> Steve: SUDOKU
>> Jimmy: AND DO SOME SUDOKU [ LAUGHTER ] THIS ONE'S FROM @BIGMONU
THEY SAY - * I WAS GONNA CLEAN MY ROOM BUT I WENT OUTSIDE *
* WAS GONNA GRUBHUB ALL OF MY FOOD THEN I WENT OUTSIDE *
* IT'S TIME TO PUT AWAY MY LONG JOHN AND YOU KNOW WHY *
* HEY HEY 'CAUSE I WENT OUTSIDE * * 'CAUSE I WENT OUTSIDE
'CAUSE I WENT OUTSIDE * >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO, EVERYBODY.
THERE YOU HAVE IT. THOSE WERE "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS."
TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR FAVORITES, GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MICHELLE PFEIFFER. COME ON BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> IT WAS A BLIND DATE
>> Jimmy: REALS? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: BLIND DATE WITH
MICHELLE PFEIFFER. >> I'M NOT GOOD LEFT TO MY OWN DEVICES.
SO -- YEAH, MY - >> Jimmy: DID HE FREAK OUT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I WOULD FREAK OUT. >> I THINK HE WAS --
EMMY AND MULTIPLE OSCAR-NOMINATED ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE NEW SERIES, "THE FIRST
LADY," WHICH PREMIERES SUNDAY, APRIL 17th AT 9:00 P.M. ON SHOWTIME
EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME MICHELLE PFEIFFER.
* * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I KNOW YEAH, THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT
>> WOW PEOPLE >> Jimmy: PEOPLE ARE HERE.
ISN'T IT GREAT >> PEOPLE! >> Jimmy: YEAH, WELCOME BACK
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I WANT TO GET INTO ALL THE NEW THINGS
BUT FIRST I WANT TO TALK ABOUT -- I KNOW YOU JUST FINISHED FILMING "ANT-MAN.
>> MM-HM >> Jimmy: OKAY, "ANT-MAN AND THE WASP."
>> IT'S "QUANTUMANIA." >> Jimmy: "QUANTUMANIA." >> UH-HUH.
>> Jimmy: IT'S JUST ONE NAME >> ONE NAME. >> Jimmy: JUST "QUANTUMANIA.
>> "QUANTUMANIA. >> Jimmy: YEAH THESE MARVEL MOVIES, I MEAN,
ALSO, LIKE - >> CRAZY QUANTUM >> Jimmy: IT'S SO MANY QUANTUMS
THAT IT'S QUANTUMANIA. >> YES >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW MANY --
THAT'S WHY THEY -- THERE'S TOO MANY QUANTUMS TO TALK ABOUT. NOW, WHEN YOU SIGNED UP FOR THE
FIRST QUANTUM -- [ LAUGHTER ] KIND OF, RIGHT
>> OKAY, I'LL GO WITH THAT >> Jimmy: RIGHT, YOU'LL GO WITH THAT
YOU DO THE FIRST "ANT-MAN," AND YOU GO, "OH, THIS IS COOL. AND YOU'RE IN THAT FILM.
DOES MARVEL TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE ANOTHER -- YOU'RE GONNA LEAP --
[ LAUGHTER ] DOES MARVEL EXPLAIN TO YOU THAT -- HOW MANY QUANTUMS
YOU'RE IN, POSSIBLY? [ LAUGHTER ] IS THERE ANY -- NO
>> NO, NO, NO. THEY'RE VERY MYSTERIOUS. >> Jimmy: YES.
>> AND, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE VERY SECRETIVE, OF COURSE, OF THEIR STORY LINES.
>> Jimmy: THEY'RE SO SECRETIVE >> SO SECRETIVE. >> Jimmy: BUT I KIND OF LIKE
THAT IT MUST BE HARD FOR YOU. >> IT'S A LITTLE HARD, BECAUSE,
YOU KNOW, I MET WITH PEYTON, AND I KNEW A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THE CHARACTER, BUT THERE WAS NO
SCRIPT AND THEY -- AND YOU -- YOU HAVE TO COMMIT WITHOUT ACTUALLY
HAVING READ ANY -- >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU EVER DONE THAT BEFORE?
>> NO. >> Jimmy: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S -- YOU HAVE A A LOT OF FAITH THERE >> I DID
BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S -- IT'S KIND OF -- IT WOULDN'T HAVE MATTERED, BECAUSE IT ALL
CHANGES ANYWAY >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT DOES, RIGHT >> SO YEAH, IT'S SORT OF YOU
DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING INTO, AND THEN YOU GET A SCRIPT, SORT OF, RIGHT BEFORE
YOU START SHOOTING AND THEN -- >> Jimmy: IT ALL CHANGES >> AND THEN IT CHANGES EVERY
DAY. AND SO -- AND THEN YOU SHOOT THE MOVIE AND YOU WRAP AND THEN
IT CHANGES AGAIN WELL YOU DO THAT ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," TOO
I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS ON THAT SHOW, THEY GO, "DON'T MEMORIZE YOUR SCRIPTS."
BECAUSE THEY CHANGE EVERY LAST MINUTE AND IF YOU'RE, LIKE, GOING
LIKE, "I'M GOING TO GET THE MILK," THEY'RE LIKE, "NO, WE CUT THAT MILK BIT.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO IF YOU HAD MEMORIZED THAT LINE, THAT MAKES
NO SENSE >> IT'S SO NERVE WRACKING -- I MEAN, FOR ME IT'S JUST SO
NERVE -- I'M NOT IMPROVISATIONAL. I'M NOT -- YEAH.
>> Jimmy: REALLY >> NO. >> Jimmy: YOU JUST -- YOU STUDY
YOUR LINES AND GO HIT YOUR MARK AND NAIL IT. >> I DO.
I'M VERY CONTROLLING >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU ARE VERY CONTROLLING.
I KNOW YOU HAVE A VERY TALENTED HUSBAND AS WELL. >> MM-HM
>> Jimmy: DAVID E. KELLEY. >> MM-HM >> Jimmy: MAN, HE'S ON FIRE
AGAIN. >> YEAH, HE IS >> Jimmy: HE KIND OF NEVER
WENT -- HE'S ALWAYS BEEN ON FIRE, BUT HE'S CRUSHING IT >> I KNOW.
>> Jimmy: WOULD YOU EVER WORK WITH HIM WOULD YOU EVER WORK TOGETHER
>> NO. >> Jimmy: PERFECT. ALL RIGHT.
GREAT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO.
I -- I -- I MEAN, I -- YOU KNOW, I MEAN -- THE WAY -- NOBODY WRITES, HONESTLY, BETTER
FOR WOMEN THAN HE DOES >> Jimmy: HE'S UNBELIEVABLE, BY THE WAY, HE IS A TALENTED,
TALENTED - >> UNBELIEVABLE. [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: HE REALLY IS, YEAH >> AND YET I -- I VALUE OUR RELATIONSHIP MORE THAN A GOOD
PART AND I JUST THINK IT'S TOO RISKY.
AND I THINK -- AND, YOU KNOW, WE'RE BOTH KIND OF FIERCE WHEN WE WORK.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND SO -- IF I COME HOME AND I'VE HAD A BAD DAY -
>> Jimmy: HE'S THERE FOR YOU >> -- AND I'M UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING, YOU KNOW, I WANT HIM
TO BE ON MY SIDE, BECAUSE HE HASN'T HEARD THE OTHER SIDE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S REALLY FUNNY. >> YOU KNOW. >> Jimmy: THAT'S VERY FUNNY.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, HE HASN'T HEARD THE OTHER SIDE >> THERE'S VALUE
>> Jimmy: IF HE KNOWS THE OTHER SIDE, HE'LL GO, "WELL, WAIT A SECOND, IT WASN'T THAT BAD."
>> THERE'S VALUE IN THAT >> Jimmy: EXACTLY RIGHT. THAT'S VERY, VERY SMART.
HOW DID YOU GUYS MEET? >> IT WAS A BLIND DATE >> Jimmy: REALS?
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: BLIND DATE WITH MICHELLE PFEIFFER?
>> I'M NOT GOOD LEFT TO MY OWN DEVICES SO -- YEAH, MY - >> Jimmy: DID HE FREAK OUT
I WOULD FREAK OUT. >> I THINK HE WAS -- >> Jimmy: IF HE WENT TO A BLIND
DATE AND YOU GO, "YOU'RE BLIND DATE IS MICHELLE PFEIFFER," I'D BE LIKE, "WHAT?"
>> NO, I MEAN, HE KNEW IT WAS ME IT'S NOT BLIND LIKE THAT
>> Jimmy: OH >> I MEAN -- >> Jimmy: NOT LIKE A REALITY
SHOW [ LAUGHTER ] >> CAN YOU IMAGINE
>> Jimmy: SOMEONE SET YOU UP LIKE A DINNER PARTY OR SOMETHING-ISH.
>> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: WAS IT ONE-ON-ONE? >> NO.
>> Jimmy: OOH. >> I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO -- I WAS KIND OF NERVOUS, I
GUESS. >> Jimmy: OKAY >> AND I'D HAD A COUPLE OF BAD
BLIND DATES. AND I HAD SWORN OFF OF THEM, AND MY BEST FRIEND SAID,
"PLEASE, JUST THIS LAST TIME MEET THIS GUY, DAVID KELLEY. I SAID, "OKAY.
SO, I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO DO, LIKE, A BOWLING PARTY.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW, REALLY? >> NOT A GOOD IDEA
>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW -- YEAH, MAYBE, I COULD SEE -- YOU HAVE TO, KIND, OF, GIVE IT -- I
MEAN, BOWLING IS VERY VULNERABLE >> ANYWAY --
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT THEN -- SO - >> Jimmy: WEARING OTHER
PEOPLE'S SHOES I MEAN, IT'S A WHOLE THING [ LAUGHTER ]
>> SO, THEN WE -- WE ALL MET FOR DINNER BEFORE. >> Jimmy: I LIKE BOWLING
>> WHICH WAS THE AWKWARD PART, PROBABLY I THINK THE BOWLING PART WAS
OKAY BUT THEN HE -- SOMEHOW HE ENDED UP SITTING ACROSS FROM MY
SISTER AND I ENDED UP SITTING ACROSS FROM HIS BEST FRIEND, AND HE AND MY SISTER WERE JUST
CHATTING IT UP, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE SHE'S, YOU KNOW, SHE'S --
>> Jimmy: CHARMING >> SHE'S VERY CHARMING AND REALLY GOOD SOCIALLY
I'M NOT SO GOOD. AND HE'S A LITTLE BIT SHY, WE'RE BOTH A LITTLE BIT.
>> Jimmy: SO YOU'RE LOOKING AT YOUR SISTER LIKE - >> AND I'M THINKING --
>> Jimmy: "CALM IT DOWN A LITTLE BIT." >> NO, NO.
[ LAUGHTER ] NO, I SAY TO MY BEST FRIEND, "I THINK I SHOULD SET DEDEE UP
WITH HIM THEY SEEM TO BE REALLY HITTING IT OFF."
SHE SAID, "DON'T YOU DARE. I WILL KILL YOU. [ LAUGHTER ]
ANYWAY, SHE SAID, "I'M SITTING ACROSS FROM YOUR NEXT HUSBAND. >> Jimmy: YOUR SISTER SAID
THAT >> MY BEST FRIEND SAID THAT TO ME
>> Jimmy: SHE KNEW IT? >> SHE KNEW IT >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> WE HADN'T SPOKEN TWO WORDS. I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE THOUGHT THAT, BUT THAT WAS OUR -
>> Jimmy: SHE WAS RIGHT, HUH HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED?
>> SO IT DIDN'T START OFF GREAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH
BUT HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED >> IT'LL BE 29 THIS YEAR
>> Jimmy: YEAH, NOT TOO SHABBY, THERE YOU GO SHE WAS RIGHT.
EVERY TIME YOU COME ON, I JUST -- I GUSH OVER YOU
BACKSTAGE. BUT I WILL GUSH IN FRONT OF STAGE AND JUST SAY THAT YOU
HAVE SO MANY ICONIC ROLES. YOU WERE JUST IN THE NEWS BECAUSE THE NEW CATWOMAN,
ZOE KRAVITZ, WAS OUT HERE, EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT CATWOMAN, EVERYBODY'S LIKE -
MICHELLE PFEIFFER, I MEAN, THAT'S -- THE BAR HAS BEEN SET, YOU KNOW
AND I WAS LIKE, "WELL, YEAH," I GO -- I MEAN YOU WERE PHENOMENAL IN THAT
AND I CHECKED YOUR INSTAGRAM, AND THERE YOU ARE WITH THE CAT -- WITH THE WHIP
YOU STILL HAVE THE WHIP. >> I DO. >> Jimmy: YOU TOOK IT -- YOU
STOLE IT FROM THE SET. [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO.
>> Jimmy: YOU WERE GIVEN IT. >> IT WAS MY PRACTICE WHIP [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE YOU KNOW WHICH ONE WAS --
PLEASE >> NO, THERE'S YOUR HERO WHIP -
>> Jimmy: OKAY, OH >> AND THEN THERE'S YOUR PRACTICE WHIP.
>> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S YOUR PRACTICE -- OH, WELL YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP YOUR PRACTICE WHIP
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU PUT IN THE TIME. I MEAN, YOU WERE ACTUALLY
UNBELIEVABLE >> I'M A LITTLE RUSTY IF YOU LOOKED AT THE --
>> Jimmy: NOW, YEAH. BUT YEAH, BUT THAT -- BUT NO WE ACTUALLY HAVE A CLIP FROM
WHEN YOU WERE DOING "BATMAN RETURNS. >> MM-HM
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS VIDEO WATCH MICHELLE PFEIFFER.
HOW YOU DOING? OH, COME ON NOW! AND YOU GOT SMOKE COMING OUT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT ARE YOU DOING COME ON.
I WANT YOU TO HAVE THE HERO WHIP NOW >> THAT WAS SO FUN
>> Jimmy: I MEAN, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "THE FIRST LADY," OKAY
WHEN WE COME BACK. OKAY, MORE WITH MICHELLE PFEIFFER, EVERYBODY
COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. WE'RE HERE WITH THE ONE AND
ONLY MICHELLE PFEIFFER NOW -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
IN YOUR NEW SHOW, "THE FIRST LADY," YOU PLAY FORMER FIRST LADY BETTY FORD.
AND I KNOW YOU'VE PLAYED ACTUAL PEOPLE BEFORE. IS IT MORE PRESSURE TO PLAY
SOMEONE WHO EXISTS OR EXISTED? >> IT IS >> Jimmy: BECAUSE -- WHY
THE FAMILY >> WELL, I MEAN, TO PLAY, YOU KNOW, SOMEBODY WHO IS
HISTORICAL AND ONE OF OUR MOST POPULAR FIRST LADIES EVER -- >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> SHE WAS MORE POPULAR THAN GERALD FORD. AND, YOU KNOW, SHE'S -- THERE'S
FAMILY THAT ARE STILL LIVING >> Jimmy: SURE >> AND NO MATTER -- AND YOU
KIND OF KNOW THAT NO MATTER WHAT YOU REALLY DO, THEY'RE NOT GOING TO LIKE IT SO MUCH
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW? AND YOU CAN'T -- YOU CAN'T
BE -- YOU WANT -- WHAT YOU WANT TO DO MORE THAN ANYTHING IS HONOR HER.
>> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> AND HONOR HER LEGACY. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND YOU CAN'T BE 100% ACCURATE, BECAUSE NOBODY WAS THERE 100% OF THE TIME
>> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. >> AND SO -- BUT I WAS LUCKY IN THAT THERE WAS A LOT OF FOOTAGE
OF HER THERE WAS -- YOU KNOW, SHE DID A LOT OF INTERVIEWS.
OF COURSE, SHE GAVE SPEECHES >> Jimmy: I DON'T REALLY KNOW MUCH ABOUT HER REALLY.
>> WELL, NOT MANY PEOPLE DO, AND THAT'S WHAT WAS SO EXCITING
I MEAN, PRETTY MUCH SHE'S KNOWN FOR, YOU KNOW, THE BETTY FORD CLINIC
AND SHE CAME OUT AND SHE WAS VERY VOCAL AND VERY TRANSPARENT ABOUT HER OWN DRUG ABUSE AND
HER SUBSTANCE ABUSE AND ALCOHOLISM AND THAT'S PRETTY MUCH KIND OF
WHAT PEOPLE KNOW AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH, BECAUSE SHE SAVED HUNDREDS OF
THOUSANDS OF LIVES WITH THIS CLINIC, AND CONTINUES TO BUT SHE WAS -- WHAT I DIDN'T
KNOW WAS HOW POLITICALLY ACTIVE SHE WAS. SHE WAS INCREDIBLY VOCAL,
ALWAYS GETTING INTO TROUBLE. YOU KNOW, SHE -- >> Jimmy: GOOD TROUBLE
>> SHE WAS UP TO SHENANIGANS SHE SET UP A COMMAND CENTER IN THE WHITE HOUSE TO LOBBY TO GET
THE EQUAL RIGHTS AMENDMENT RATIFIED >> Jimmy: REALLY
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU WERE SAYING BACKSTAGE, TOO, THAT, YOU KNOW,
YOU REALIZE HOW POWERFUL A A FIRST LADY IS ACTUALLY YOU KNOW, WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH
THAT POSITION. >> WELL, THEY'RE QUIETLY -- THEY'RE QUIETLY KIND OF WORKING
THEIR OWN AGENDA, OF COURSE SUPPORTING THEIR HUSBAND'S AND SUPPORTING THE PRESIDENCY
BECAUSE THAT'S REALLY WHAT THEIR JOB IS YOU KNOW, THEY'RE OUT ALWAYS ON
THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL THEY'RE ALWAYS CAMPAIGNING FOR THEM
THEY'RE ALWAYS -- WHEREVER THE PRESIDENT CAN'T GO, THEY'LL SHOW UP.
BUT THEY ALSO, YOU KNOW, THEY HAVE THEIR OWN VOICE AND AS SHE DID
AND THEY'RE SORT OF QUIETLY WORKING, YOU KNOW, BEHIND THE SCENES
AND THIS IS REALLY ABOUT, YOU KNOW, LOOKING AT THE WHITE HOUSE THROUGH THE LENS OF
THESE WOMEN. AND, YOU KNOW, IT'S ABOUT MICHELLE OBAMA PLAYED BY
VIOLA DAVIS. >> Jimmy: VIOLA DAVIS, COME ON >> AND GILLIAN ANDERSON PLAYS
ELEANOR ROOSEVELT. >> Jimmy: COME ON. >> AND YOU KNOW, IT'S -- AND
THEY'RE INCREDIBLE >> Jimmy: THAT'S FANTASTIC THREE OF YOU TOGETHER -- THIS
IS JUST AWESOME. I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. HERE'S MICHELLE PFEIFFER AS
BETTY FORD IN "THE FIRST LADY. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
BEING HANDED TO ME FROM THIS ADMINISTRATION, AND I REALIZE MY AMBITIONS HAVE MADE LIFE
HARD FOR YOU BUT YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE GETTING INTO
>> NO. I DID NOT KNOW WHAT I WAS GETTING INTO
BUT HERE I AM. AND I WILL BE HERE FOR YOU BUT I AM GOING TO BE MYSELF.
I AM GOING TO DO AND SAY THINGS THAT I BELIEVE IN. I THINK I'VE EARNED THAT RIGHT
>> Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT. MICHELLE PFEIFFER, EVERYBODY "THE FIRST LADY" PREMIERES
APRIL 17th AT 9:00 P.M. ON SHOWTIME WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
JESSICA WILLIAMS STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A TALENTED ACTRESS AND COMEDIAN
WHO STARS IN THE HUGE NEW FILM "FANTASTIC BEASTS: THE SECRETS OF DUMBLEDORE," WHICH IS IN
THEATERS AND iMAX APRIL 15th PLEASE WELCOME JESSICA WILLIAMS
* >> HOLY SMOKES
>> Jimmy: HOLY SMOKES. >> I WAS SO -- I WAS SO NERVOUS ABOUT THE INTERACTION AT THE
LAST MINUTE. BACK THERE I WAS LIKE, "ARE WE GOING TO HUG, ARE WE GOING TO
AIR KISS ARE WE GOING TO DO A A HANDSHAKE?
I WAS REALLY NERVOUS ABOUT - >> Jimmy: YEAH, WHAT WAS THIS. DID WE DO THIS
>> I THINK WE DID THIS THIS IS WHAT WE -- [ LAUGHTER ]
-- WE LANDED -- I WAS LIKE, "HI. >> Jimmy: "HI.
>> AND THEN WENT - >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE BOTH DID THAT, YEAH
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WE WERE GOING TO DO. WELCOME BACK
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING ME >> Jimmy: LAST TIME, I GOT TO
SAY, YOU WERE ON OUR SHOW, I LOVED IT AND I ALSO LOVED YOU BROUGHT
YOUR DAD >> OH, MY GOSH YEAH, MY DAD'S, LIKE, OBSESSED
WITH YOU >> Jimmy: YEAH, LEON IS YOUR DAD.
>> YEAH, DEFINITELY. HE'S ALWAYS LIKE, "YOU KNOW, I JUST -- I LOVE JIMMY
HE'D BE HAVING FUN --" [ LAUGHTER ] "HIM AND -- YOU KNOW, HIM AND
THE ROOTS AND THEY IS ALL -- THEY BE HAVING FUN AND MILEY CYRUS COMES ON, AND
THEY DO ALL THEM LITTLE IMPRESSIONS. [ LAUGHTER ]
HE KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT, LIKE, MILEY CYRUS AND THE IMPRESSIONS AND THE ROOTS
BECAUSE OF YOU >> Jimmy: YEAH, THERE YOU GO WELL, THANK YOU, LEON FOR
WATCHING HI, BY THE WAY HI, DAD.
>> YEAH, HI DAD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HI, PAPA
>> Jimmy: YOUR PARENTS ARE ALWAYS SUPPORTIVE OF YOU >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: BUT YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU GOT, REALLY, A LOT OF YOUR COMEDY FROM GRANDMA.
>> YEAH, TOTALLY I THINK, LIKE, THERE'S TWO TYPES OF GRANDMAS.
THERE'S LIKE THE MILK AND COOKIES, I'M GOING TO KNIT YOU A SWEATER KIND OF GRANDMA.
AND THEN THERE'S, LIKE, THE DRINKS, SWEARS, WANTS TO GO TO ATLANTIC CITY, HAVE A COLT
45 KIND OF GRANDMA >> Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY >> AND MINES WAS THE LATTER.
AND NOT THE FORMER AT ALL. >> Jimmy: REALLY >> YES, SHE LIKED, LIKE --
SHE'S NO LONGER WITH US, BUT SHE REALLY LIKED "LATE NIGHT." LIKE, GROWING UP, I WOULD WATCH
"SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." "MAD TV" WITH HERS SHE LOVED CONAN.
>> Jimmy: WITH GRANDMA >> YEAH, SHE LOVED, LIKE "THE CRITIC," "SOUTH PARK."
LIKE, SHE JUST -- SHE HAD A REALLY GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR >> Jimmy: "SOUTH PARK?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> SHE LOVED "SOUTH PARK," YEAH
>> Jimmy: REALLY >> YEAH, I REMEMBER SHE TOOK ME TO, LIKE, OPENING NIGHT BECAUSE
SHE WAS SO EXCITED ABOUT THE "SOUTH PARK" MOVIE AND I WAS REALLY -- I WAS SO
AFRAID OF GOING BECAUSE I KNEW SHE WAS WATCHING ME FOR THE WEEKEND.
AND I REMEMBER, LIKE, THE OPENING NUMBER IS JUST LIKE A LOT OF SWEAR WORDS
AND I WAS LIKE, "GRANDMA." SHE WAS LIKE, "YEAH? AND I WAS LIKE, "I DON'T THINK
I CAN WATCH THIS I'M GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE. AND THEN SHE THOUGHT ABOUT IT
FOR A SECOND AND SHE SAID, "WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR LITTLE BUTT OUTSIDE THEN."
[ LAUGHTER ] SHE WAS LIKE, "I PAID TOO MUCH FOR THESE TICKETS.
>> Jimmy: I'M STAYING -- >> YEAH, SO SHE SAID I'M STAYING.
SHE TOLD ME TO TAKE MY BUTT OUTSIDE. AND, SO, THEN, I WAS LIKE,
WELL, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? AND SO THEN, I JUST WENT TO GO SEE, LIKE, "HOUSE ON HAUNTED
HILL" ALONE, WHICH ALSO TRAUMATIZED ME IN, LIKE, A VERY BIG WAY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH PROBABLY WORSE THAN "SOUTH PARK" WOULD EVER DO.
>> ABSOLUTELY, YEAH, TOTALLY >> Jimmy: THERE'S SO MUCH GREAT STUFF HAPPENING FOR YOU.
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I JUST WANT TO SAY CONGRATULATIONS.
IT COULDN'T HAPPEN TO A NICER, MORE TALENTED PERSON >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: IT JUST GOT ANNOUNCED YESTERDAY THAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN THIS NEW SERIES WITH
HARRISON FORD AND JASON SEGEL CALLED "SHRINKING. >> YEAH, I'M REALLY EXCITED,
YEAH >> Jimmy: HOW -- TELL ME ABOUT IT
HOW EXCITED -- THIS IS HARRISON FORD, I MEAN -- >> YEAH.
I MEAN, IT'S UNREAL. LIKE, I WAS ALREADY, LIKE, REALLY INTERESTED BECAUSE I'M
A BIG FAN OF JASON SEGEL AND HIS WORK AND A LOT OF THE PEOPLE THAT ARE WORKING ON IT
ARE LIKE A LOT OF THE "TED LASSO" PEOPLE >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S RIGHT,
IT'S THE "TED LASSO" CREW, YEAH >> YEAH, AND IT'S OVER AT
APPLE, SO I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT >> Jimmy: BUT HAVE YOU EVER MET
HARRISON FORD? >> NO! OF COURSE NOT, I HAVEN'T MET
HARRISON FORD. IF I -- JIMMY, IF I MET HARRISON FORD, YOU WOULD KNOW.
I WOULD RATHER, THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, INTRODUCE ME AND SAY, "JESSICA WILLIAMS FROM
'SHRINKING', HAS MET HARRISON FORD. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY, YEAH
>> AND THEN WE GO LIKE THIS. >> Jimmy: AND THEN WE DO THIS TOGETHER
WE MAKE AN OFFERING, YEAH, OF COURSE YOU NEVER -- I'M SORRY
YOU NEVER -- WELL YOU'RE GONNA LOVE HIM >> OH, I'M EXCITED
>> Jimmy: HE'S FUNNY >> GOOD, I'M GLAD. >> Jimmy: AND HE'S GOT A GREAT
SENSE OF HUMOR AND, YEAH, YOU'RE GOING TO DIG IT
>> YEAH, I START NEXT WEEK SO, I'M JUST -- I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT
>> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. I LOVE THAT. >> THANK YOU SO MUCH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: BUT LET'S TALK
ANOTHER GREAT NEWS "FANTASTIC BEASTS: THE SECRETS OF DUMBLEDORE.
THIS IS GIANT. EDDIE REDMAYNE WAS HERE LAST NIGHT.
>> DID HE DO THE MANTICORE DANCE? >> Jimmy: WHAT -- YES, WE DID.
>> HE'S OBSESSED HE'S OBSESSED WITH THE MANTICORE DANCE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, HE SHOWED ME HOW TO DO THIS REALLY EMBARRASSING DANCE
BUT HE -- HE LOOKS COOL DOING IT I LOOKED LIKE AN -
>> YOU DIDN'T LOOK GREAT >> Jimmy: I LOOKED LIKE A COMEDIAN, YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU JOINED THE FRANCHISE LAST MOVIE >> YES, JUST A LITTLE -- I MADE
A BRIEF APPEARANCE IN THE LAST ONE. THAT WAS, LIKE, YEARS AGO,
SO - >> Jimmy: CAN YOU TELL EVERYONE WHO YOU PLAY
>> YEAH, I PLAY PROFESSOR EULALIE HICKS, WHO IS THE CHARMS PROFESSOR AT THE
NORTH AMERICAN SCHOOL OF ILVERMORNY, WHICH WE HAVE NOT SEEN
AND MY CHARACTER IS BRILLIANT. SHE'S REALLY WARM AND WITTY. AND ESSENTIALLY, DUMBLEDORE
RECRUITS HER TO HELP MOVE AGAINST GRINDELWALD, WHO IS BASICALLY HIS BAD EX-BOYFRIEND
THAT YOU'RE JUST LIKE, "COME ON GUYS, GET IT TOGETHER. [ LAUGHTER ]
WE ALL HAVE ONE. AND SO, ANYWAY, ALL THIS, LIKE -- YOU KNOW, SHE'S REALLY
GOOD AT DEFENSIVE MAGIC, AND SHE HAS THESE REALLY COOL DEFENSIVE MAGIC SEQUENCES THAT
I'M REALLY PROUD OF AND THAT WERE, LIKE, THE FUNNEST TO SHOOT, SO --
>> Jimmy: YOU WERE A A "HARRY POTTER" FAN WAY BEFORE THIS
>> OH, YEAH. YEAH YEAH, MY TEACHER STARTED
READING ME "HARRY POTTER" BOOKS WHEN I WAS IN THE THIRD GRADE. >> Jimmy: ME TOO
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, I'M THE SAME AGE AS YOU ARE.
>> ABSOLUTELY. ABSOLUTELY, FELLOW MILLENNIAL. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S EXACTLY
RIGHT. YES, HOW COOL. LET'S GET ON OUR SKATEBOARDS
AFTER THIS AND SKATE AROUND. >> ABSOLUTELY. AND HAVE A HARD TIME BUYING
HOUSES [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT TO GO INTO THIS
WORLD, DO YOU KIND OF FREAK OUT BEING ON SET HOW MUCH IS REAL AND HOW MUCH
IS CGI >> YEAH, IT'S -- I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY, UNFORTUNATELY THE
MAGIC IS NOT REAL. YOU KNOW, BUT IT FELT LIKE WHEN I WAS A KID AND WE WOULD, LIKE,
PLAY FIGHT GROWING UP. AND, YOU KNOW, YOU PLAY WITH AN ADULT AND YOU KIND OF DO A FAKE
PUNCH AND THEN, YOU KNOW, LIKE, MY DAD WOULD GO -- YOU KNOW
SO WE WERE DOING THAT, BUT WE HAD THESE INCREDIBLE STUNT PEOPLE
SO, I WOULD KIND OF WAVE MY WAND AND THINGS WOULD HAPPEN BUT IT WAS JUST LIKE A GUY
LAYING ON THE FLOOR, YOU KNOW, SHUTTING THE DOOR. SO, A LOT OF THAT STUFF WAS --
>> Jimmy: IT'S MOVIE MAGIC THOUGH >> YEAH, IT JUST FELT.
YEAH >> Jimmy: I DO WANT TO SHOW A CLIP
HERE'S JESSICA WILLIAMS IN "FANTASTIC BEASTS: THE SECRETS OF DUMBLEDORE.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
I'LL GIVE YOU THE FIRST SHOT >> GO AHEAD. >> YOU SHOW UP -
>> LAST TIME I EVER HELP THAT WOMAN OUT AGAIN. LALLY?
>> WHOOPSIE, FREG, SOMETIMES I FORGET MY OWN STRENGTH I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE
THANK YOU. >> WELCOME >> BYE, STANLEY.
I'LL BE OVER FOR A GAME OF BEFUDDLER DUDLEY, SOON >> ALL RIGHT
>> THAT'S MY COUSIN, STANLEY HE'S A WIZARD. >> NO.
>> PLEASE, IT'S EARLY. DON'T MAKE ME WORK FOR IT. >> SAID I WANTED OUT AND I WANT
OUT. >> COME NOW, MR. KOWALSKI. >> I CAN'T BELIEVE -- SAID YOU
WIZARDS DON'T EXIST. >> WHAT A WASTE OF MONEY >> YOU DO KNOW I'M A WITCH,
RIGHT? >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT JESSICA WILLIAMS
"FANTASTIC BEASTS: THE SECRETS OF DUMBLEDORE" IS IN THEATERS AND IMAX APRIL 15th.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM LATTO STICK AROUND
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "SUNSHINE"
AND "BIG ENERGY" FROM HER NEW ALBUM "777," PLEASE WELCOME LATTO!
* >> HOW Y'ALL FEELING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I GO BY THE NAME OF LATTO. THIS IS "SUNSHINE.
* * PRAY FOR MY ENEMIES LORD I NEED CLARIT
THEY AIN'T GOT EMPATHY FOR ME * * THEY STARE AT M
THEY USE MY COUC WHEN THEY NEEDED THE THERAPY *
* TOOK WHAT THEY NEEDED BUT NEVER TOOK CARE OF M THEY SAW A DOLLAR SIGN
TREAT ME LIKE CURRENCY * * KILL ALL THEY HOPES AND DREAMS
IF THEY WAN' MURDER ME * * SUNSHINE ON M SUNSHINE ON ME *
* I JUST LE THE SUN SHINE ON M SUNSHINE ON ME *
* I JUST LE THE SUN SHINE ON M YEAH YEAH YEAH *
>> LET'S GO. * * YEA
PRAY IF THEY RUN U I'MA CUT UP * * BRING OUT THESE VVs
LIKE THE SUN U THESE STEVIE 'TIL THE COME UP *
* WENT GOT MY BREAD U LET 'EM WONDER IF I AIN'T DO NOTHIN
I KEPT IN ONE HUNDRED * * BIG LATTO FOR REA I AIN'T NEVE
DONE FRONTIN' * * THEY DO WHAT THE CA I DO WHAT I WANN
TRIMMIN' THEY POCKET I TOLD 'EM TO RUN IT * * SUNSHINE ON M
EVERY TIME I LEAVE THE CRIB I GOT IT ON ME *
* GOT IT OUT THE MU I DID IT BY MY LONEL POP MY
DONE BEIN' LOW-KEY * * LET'S G SUNSHINE ON ME
AIN'T GIVIN' NON OF THESE HATIN' * * NO PEAC
UH-UH TWO CENT YOU COULD GE THE TWO-PIECE *
* IF I STEP BAC HIT YOU WITH THE .223 * * PRAY FOR MY ENEMIES
LORD I NEED CLARIT THEY AIN'T GOT EMPATHY FOR ME *
* THEY STARE AT M THEY USE MY COUC WHEN THEY NEEDED
THE THERAPY * * TOOK WHAT THEY NEEDED BUT NEVER TOOK CARE OF M
THEY SAW A DOLLAR SIGN TREAT ME LIKE CURRENCY * * KILL ALL THEY
HOPES AND DREAMS IF THEY WAN' MURDER ME * * SUNSHINE ON M
SUNSHINE ON ME I JUST LET THE SUN SHINE ON ME *
* SUNSHINE ON M I JUST LET THE SUN SHINE ON ME *
* SUNSHINE ON M I JUST LET THE SUN SHINE ON M
YEAH YEAH YEAH * * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THAT BIG -- YOU KNOW I CAME WITH THAT "BIG
ENERGY," RIGHT * HEY DADDY WHEN YOU GON' STOP PLAYING
BAD CHIC I COULD BE YOUR FANTASY * * I CAN TELL YOU GO
BIG ENERGY IT AIN'T TOO MANY OF 'EM THAT CAN HANDLE ME *
* BUT I MIGHT LET YOU TRY I OFF THE HENNESSY MAKE 'EM SING TO THIS THIN
LIKE A MELODY * * AND IF YOUR GIR AIN'T RIGH
I GOT THE REMEDY * * IT AIN'T TOO MANY OF 'E THAT CAN HANDLE ME
BAD CHIC I COULD BE YOUR FANTASY * * YEAH TELL M
HOW YOU WANT I THREE TWO ON AND I'M ON IT *
* FEEL GOOD DON'T I HOOD CHICK I'MA BUST IT ON THE POLE
LIKE ONYX * * I'M JUST BEING HONEST JUICY MINUTE MAI
BUT CAN'T DO I ONE MINUTE MAN * * NOT A SIDE OR A MAI
I'M THE ONLY ONE HE ENTERTAIN * * SPENDING HI
MINE IN THE BANK I LIKE WHAT I SE A BOSS LIKE YOU *
* NEED A BOSS LIKE ME DADDY FROM THE STREETS SO HE MOVE LOW-KEY *
* TRYIN' TO ROCK THAT MIC LIKE KARAOKE ON THE COUNT OF THRE
BAD -- GET MONEY * * BROKE TO THE LEFT WE DON'T WANT IT
I'M THE ON THEY LOVE TO HATE * * BUT THEY CAN'T GET PAST
PRETTY FACE NO WAIST AMD A BIG OL' -- * * BAD CHICK
I COULD BE YOUR FANTAS I CAN TELL YOU GOT BIG ENERGY *
* IT AIN'T TOO MANY OF 'E THAT CAN HANDLE ME BUT I MIGHT LET YOU TRY IT
OFF THE HENNESSY * * MAKE 'EM SING TO THIS THIN
LIKE A MELODY * * AND IF YOUR GIR AIN'T RIGH
I GOT THE REMEDY * * IT AIN'T TOO MANY OF 'E THAT CAN HANDL
BAD CHIC I COULD BE YOUR FANTASY * * BAD CHICK
I COULD BE YOUR FANTAS BAD CHIC I COULD BE YOUR FANTASY *
* BAD CHICK BAD CHIC I CAN TELL YOU GOT
BIG ENERGY * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH COME ON! THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU
SO MUCH. COME ON. LATTO!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "777" IS OUT NOW MY THANKS TO MICHELLE PFEIFFER,
JESSICA WILLIAMS, LATTO ONCE AGAIN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY
THANK YOU! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE