1 00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:12,846 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:18,852 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:22,322 >> Steve: TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - JAMIE DORNAN, NICOLE BYER, 4 00:00:22,322 --> 00:00:26,526 MUSICAL GUESTS, IMAGINE DRAGONS. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:35,935 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1591 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:35,935 --> 00:00:40,573 >> Questlove: 1591 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:54,954 * * 8 00:00:54,954 --> 00:01:03,930 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR, RIGHT THERE 9 00:01:03,930 --> 00:01:08,635 WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 10 00:01:08,635 --> 00:01:15,108 THANKS FOR BEING HERE. THANKS FOR WATCHING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 11 00:01:15,108 --> 00:01:17,177 >> Jimmy: WELL, GUYS, EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT THIS LAST NIGHT, AT THE END OF 12 00:01:17,177 --> 00:01:20,980 A WHITE HOUSE PHOTO-OP, THE JOURNALISTS WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO ASK ANY QUESTIONS. 13 00:01:20,980 --> 00:01:26,353 BUT FOX NEWS REPORTER PETER DOOCY ASKED WHETHER PRESIDENT BIDEN WHETHER 14 00:01:26,353 --> 00:01:28,788 INFLATION WOULD HURT HIM IN THE MIDTERMS, AND A HOT MIC PICKED UP BIDEN'S RESPONSE. 15 00:01:28,788 --> 00:01:29,656 MIDTERMS, AND A HOT MIC PICKED UP BIDEN'S RESPONSE. WATCH THIS 16 00:01:32,625 --> 00:01:34,961 A POLITICAL LIABILITY AHEAD OF THE MIDTERMS 17 00:01:34,961 --> 00:01:38,865 >> NO, IT'S A GREAT ASSET. >> THANK YOU >> MORE INFLATION. 18 00:01:38,865 --> 00:01:43,203 [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT A STUPID SON OF A A [ BLEEP ]. 19 00:01:43,203 --> 00:01:51,778 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WHEN YOUR AGE IS 20 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:53,680 ALMOST 80 AND YOUR APPROVAL RATING'S ALMOST 30, YOU CAN PRETTY MUCH SAY WHATEVER YOU 21 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:58,852 WANT, I THINK. [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, LISTEN, IF BIDEN'S NEXT 22 00:01:58,852 --> 00:02:01,821 THREE YEARS ARE GOING TO BE GRANDPA AT THANKSGIVING, SIGN ME UP. 23 00:02:01,821 --> 00:02:06,760 I'M IN, I'M IN YOU CAN TELL THAT FELT GOOD FOR BIDEN, BECAUSE TODAY HE WAS 24 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:11,064 FIELDING QUESTIONS LIKE, "YEAH, THE MORON IN THE BACK. [ LAUGHTER ] 25 00:02:11,064 --> 00:02:14,067 HOW ABOUT DOPEY IN THE CORNER, YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY?" THANKFULLY THERE WERE NO HARD 26 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:17,637 FEELINGS AND BIDEN EVEN CALLED DOOCY TO CLEAR THE AIR LISTEN TO THIS 27 00:02:19,706 --> 00:02:24,344 FROM THE PRESIDENT WITHIN ABOUT AN HOUR OF THE SALTY EXCHANGE. BIDEN TELLING DOOCY, QUOTE, 28 00:02:24,344 --> 00:02:36,790 "IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL, PAL. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THEN BIDEN SAID, 29 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:44,764 "I'LL SAY IT AGAIN REAL SLOW SO YOU CAN UNDERSTAND IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL, PAL." 30 00:02:44,764 --> 00:02:47,300 I'M NOT SURE THAT EXCUSE REALLY FLIES. IT'S SORT OF UP THERE WITH, 31 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:50,837 "DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY. "DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY, 32 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:55,275 BUT YOU LOOK TIRED." I HATE WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME I LOOK TIRED 33 00:02:55,275 --> 00:02:58,345 CAN WE JUST TAKE THAT OUT OF OUR VERNACULAR >> Questlove: YES. 34 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:00,313 >> Steve: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT >> Jimmy: WELL, ALSO - 35 00:03:00,313 --> 00:03:02,949 >> Steve: "HEY, YOU LOOK BAD." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE, "THANK 36 00:03:02,949 --> 00:03:05,885 YOU. BUT ACTUALLY, I'M NOT TIRED. I SLEPT GREAT LAST NIGHT 37 00:03:05,885 --> 00:03:10,256 THIS IS HOW I LOOK NOT TIRED >> Jimmy: OF COURSE, ALL OF THE NETWORKS WERE REPORTING ON THE 38 00:03:10,256 --> 00:03:14,294 EXCHANGE BUT I SAW THAT THE FAR-RIGHT NETWORK OAN ACCIDENTALLY ADDED 39 00:03:14,294 --> 00:03:16,963 INSULT TO INJURY FOR PETER DOOCY. TAKE A LOOK. 40 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:22,569 >> PRESIDENT BIDEN, THE UNITED STATES PRESIDENT CALLS FOR FOX NEWS WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENT, 41 00:03:22,569 --> 00:03:27,073 PETER DOUCHEY, HE CALLED HIM, QUOTE, A STUPID SON OF A A [ BLEEP ]. 42 00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:38,618 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: PETER DOUCHEY. PETER DOUCHEY. 43 00:03:38,618 --> 00:03:40,854 BIDEN WAS LIKE, "THANKS, I'LL HAVE TO USE THAT ONE TOMORROW. I APPRECIATE IT. 44 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:43,356 THAT GUY WAS LIKE, "PETER DOUCHEY - I'M SORRY. 45 00:03:43,356 --> 00:03:47,827 [ CLEARS THROAT PENIS DOUCHEY. I'M SORRY, BUT I CAN'T READ 46 00:03:47,827 --> 00:03:52,098 THIS PETER DOOCY. PETER DOOCY ACTUALLY HEARD THAT 47 00:03:52,098 --> 00:03:57,203 ANCHOR AND WAS LIKE, "YOU STUPID SOME OF A --" [ LAUGHTER ] 48 00:03:57,203 --> 00:03:59,873 MEANWHILE, BIDEN IS ALREADY DEALING WITH ENOUGH AS TENSIONS CONTINUE TO RISE OVER A RUSSIAN 49 00:03:59,873 --> 00:04:03,576 INVASION OF UKRAINE. THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY HAS WARNED THAT RUSSIA 50 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:07,747 COULD LAUNCH A CYBERATTACK AGAINST THE U.S. YEAH, THEY'RE BASING THIS ON 51 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:12,919 EVIDENCE FROM EVERY DAY FOR THE LAST 60 YEARS. [ LAUGHTER ] 52 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:14,954 BUT THE ATTACKS COULD BE SERIOUS. RUSSIA COULD CRIPPLE THE 53 00:04:14,954 --> 00:04:20,460 ELECTRICAL GRID OR, WORSE, TURN OFF TIKTOK AMERICANS ARE LIKE, "JUST IN 54 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:25,799 CASE I'M CHANGING MY PASSWORD FROM 1234 TO 1234! [ LAUGHTER ] 55 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:33,873 THAT'S RIGHT [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, AN ATTACK ON 56 00:04:33,873 --> 00:04:38,478 OUR ELECTRICAL GRID WOULD GROUND COMMERCIAL FLIGHTS. SO AT UNITED, IT'LL BE PRETTY 57 00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:42,682 MUCH BUSINESS AS USUAL [ LAUGHTER ] THEN, OF COURSE, FORMER 58 00:04:42,682 --> 00:04:46,486 PRESIDENT TRUMP DECIDED TO WEIGH IN ON THE UKRAINE/RUSSIA CRISIS 59 00:04:46,486 --> 00:04:50,957 IN A STATEMENT HE SAID THIS NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED UNDER HIS ADMINISTRATION 60 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:53,093 YEAH, BECAUSE HE WOULD HAVE JUST CALLED PUTIN AND BEEN LIKE, "JUST TAKE IT. 61 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:59,466 [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT THE HELL DO I CARE? JUST TAKE IT." 62 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:05,872 >> Steve: "SIR." >> Jimmy: "YEAH, SIR?" TRUMP DIDN'T STOP THERE. 63 00:05:05,872 --> 00:05:08,308 HE ALSO CLAIMED THAT UNDER HIS ADMINISTRATION THE GREEN M&M WOULD STILL BE SEXY. 64 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:18,485 [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S CHANGE GEARS I READ THAT THE SAT EXAM IS 65 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:22,422 GOING FULLY DIGITAL AND BEING SHORTENED FROM THREE HOURS TO TWO. 66 00:05:22,422 --> 00:05:27,260 WOW, THAT'S LIKE -- THAT'S LIKE - SORRY, I DON'T HAVE AN ANALOGY, 67 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:29,763 I BOMBED ON THE VERBAL ON MY SATs I'M MORE OF A MATH GUY 68 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:35,902 [ LAUGHTER ] WHO CARES? I SIGNED MY NAME 69 00:05:35,902 --> 00:05:40,473 I GOT 200 POINTS EVENTUALLY THE EXAM WILL JUST BE ONE QUESTION. 70 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:43,143 "DO YOU HAVE $200,000 TO PAY FOR COLLEGE? [ LAUGHTER ] 71 00:05:43,143 --> 00:05:51,251 "NO. "PERFECT, COME ON IN." [ APPLAUSE ] 72 00:05:51,251 --> 00:05:53,920 >> Jimmy: SOME BUSINESS NEWS TWITTER IS REPORTEDLY WORKING ON A CLOSE FRIENDS FEATURE THAT 73 00:05:53,920 --> 00:06:01,027 WOULD LET USERS SHARE TWEETS WITH UP TO 150 PEOPLE. THAT STORY AGAIN 74 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:05,932 TWITTER IS INVENTING THE GROUP CHAT FROM HELL [ LAUGHTER ] 75 00:06:05,932 --> 00:06:07,634 AND, FINALLY, A PUFFERFISH NAMED GOLDIE HAD TO UNDERGO EMERGENCY DENTAL WORK BECAUSE 76 00:06:07,634 --> 00:06:17,877 HER TEETH WERE TOO BIG HERE SHE IS BEFORE AND AFTER LOOK AT THIS 77 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:23,817 [ LAUGHTER ] THE HARDEST PART WAS PUTTING ON THE LEAD VEST FOR THE X-RAY. 78 00:06:23,817 --> 00:06:25,685 WHEN THE DENTIST SAID, YOU MAY EXPERIENCE SOME SWELLING THE PUFFERFISH WAS LIKE, "DON'T 79 00:06:25,685 --> 00:06:32,659 TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY, BUT I'M A PUFFERFISH I'M USED TO IT, YOU STUPID SON 80 00:06:32,659 --> 00:06:35,729 OF A - THERE YOU GO WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 81 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:36,763 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY. 82 00:06:37,664 --> 00:06:47,607 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 83 00:06:47,607 --> 00:06:56,149 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OH, WHAT A SHOW WE 84 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:58,585 HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT HE STARS IN THE MOVIE "BELFAST," WHICH IS GETTING ALL 85 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:02,856 SORTS OF AWARDS BUZZ IT WAS FANTASTIC OH, MY GOSH. 86 00:07:02,856 --> 00:07:06,092 IT'S IN SELECT THEATERS AND ON DEMAND NOW JAMIE DORNAN IS HERE TONIGHT 87 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:09,462 >> Steve: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: I LOVE IT. 88 00:07:09,462 --> 00:07:12,866 >> Jimmy: HE KNOWS HOW TO DO IT, MAN. HE CAN ACT 89 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:17,737 PLUS, SHE STARS IN THE NEW HIT SITCOM, "GRAND CREW," WHICH AIRS TUESDAY NIGHTS ON NBC 90 00:07:17,737 --> 00:07:21,908 NICOLE BYER IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S ON AFTER "THIS IS US. 91 00:07:21,908 --> 00:07:25,712 SHE'S CRUSHING IT. AND WE GOT BRAND-NEW MUSIC FROM IMAGINE DRAGONS! 92 00:07:25,712 --> 00:07:33,219 >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THEN, LATER IN THE 93 00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:35,321 SHOW, WE'RE CHECKING OUT MY LATEST "DO NOT READ LIST." >> Steve: OOH. 94 00:07:35,321 --> 00:07:37,724 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THESE ARE BOOKS YOU SHOULD NOT READ. NO 95 00:07:37,724 --> 00:07:39,793 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. 96 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,261 >> Jimmy: YEAH, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. >> Steve: JUST DON'T READ THEM 97 00:07:41,261 --> 00:07:42,796 >> Jimmy: THEY'RE COMING OUT LATER IN THE SHOW. BUT, RIGHT NOW, GUYS, IT IS 98 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:46,499 TIME TO LOOK AT THE STORIES MAKING HEADLINES TODAY AND WEIGH THE GOOD WITH THE 99 00:07:46,499 --> 00:07:49,069 BAD. IT'S TIME FOR "PROS AND CONS." HERE WE GO 100 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:55,742 PROS AND CON AND PROS * [ CHEER AND APPLAUSE ] 101 00:07:55,742 --> 00:07:57,510 >> Jimmy: TONIGHT, WE'LL BE TAKING A LOOK AT THE PROS AND CONS OF BIDEN'S FIRST YEAR IN 102 00:07:57,510 --> 00:08:02,182 OFFICE HE JUST FINISHED UP HIS FIRST YEAR AS PRESIDENT. 103 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:04,751 A LOT HAS HAPPENED IN THAT TIME SO, LET'S LOOK AT THE PROS AND 104 00:08:04,751 --> 00:08:09,923 CONS OF BIDEN'S FIRST YEAR IN OFFICE HERE WE GO 105 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:13,526 PRO, OVER 200 MILLION AMERICANS WERE VACCINATED. CON, THEY WERE ALL IN FRONT OF 106 00:08:13,526 --> 00:08:20,800 YOU IN LINE AT CVS [ LAUGHTER ] "LET'S TRY THE SELF-CHECKOUT." 107 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:24,738 PRO, HIS SWEARING-IN CEREMONY WAS A YEAR AGO CON, HIS SWEARING-AT CEREMONY 108 00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:29,609 WAS YESTERDAY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "STUPID SON -- 109 00:08:29,609 --> 00:08:33,113 >> Steve: PETER DOUCHEY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S DOOCY 110 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:36,783 >> Steve: OH IT'S NOT -- IT'S DOOCY? >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S CORRECT 111 00:08:36,783 --> 00:08:40,553 >> Jimmy: PRO, HOSPITAL DEATHS CAUSED BY OMICRON ARE PLUMMETING 112 00:08:40,553 --> 00:08:44,290 CON, TV DEATHS CAUSED BY PELOTON ARE SKYROCKETING [ LAUGHTER ] 113 00:08:44,290 --> 00:08:47,660 >> Steve: THIS GUY DIED -- WHAT'S GOING ON? >> Steve: COME ON. 114 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:50,897 >> Jimmy: THERE'S GOT TO BE OTHER WAYS TO DIE. PRO, HE WANTS TO CREATE 115 00:08:50,897 --> 00:08:54,501 A LASTING LEGACY CON, OR AT LEAST MAKE BIDEN A WORDLE ANSWER. 116 00:08:54,501 --> 00:09:00,640 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S COOL. PRO, HE YOU GOT TOM HANKS TO DO 117 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:05,845 A PRO-AMERICA PSA. CON, HE GOT WILSON THE VOLLEYBALL TO RUN THE CDC. 118 00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:09,749 [ LAUGHTER ] IS THAT WHAT'S HAPPENING >> Steve: YEAH 119 00:09:09,749 --> 00:09:13,853 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? >> Jimmy: PRO, WENT AFTER THE INSURANCE COMPANIES. 120 00:09:13,853 --> 00:09:17,891 CON, HE CALLED THE GEICO GECKO A STUPID SON OF A -- [ LAUGHTER ] 121 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:23,229 WHY? >> Steve: WHY WOULD HE DO THAT >> Jimmy: WHY? 122 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:25,198 PRO, BIDEN HAS FORGIVEN MORE THAN $13 BILLION IN STUDENT LOAN DEBT. 123 00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:30,370 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CON, WHICH SHOULD COVER THE PRICE OF ABOUT THREE TEXTBOOKS 124 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:35,809 [ LAUGHTER ] $2 >> Steve: WHAT 125 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:40,113 THAT'S NOT ENOUGH FOR A BEER >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M PAYING 400 BUCKS FOR EACH ONE OF 126 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:43,483 THESE. YEAH, AT LEAST GET ME A BEER, MAN. 127 00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:45,752 >> Jimmy: PRO, BIDEN TURNED 79 CON, WHICH EXPLAINS WHY HIS APPROVAL RATING HAS FALLEN AND 128 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:49,489 IT CAN'T GET UP. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * 129 00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:54,194 >> Steve: OY CLAP ON. PRO, BIDEN IS HOPING TO IMPROVE 130 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:58,765 HIS IMAGE THIS YEAR. CON, WHICH EXPLAINS HIS NEW CABINET MEMBERS, JONATHAN, 131 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:04,471 BOBBY, TAN, ANTONI AND KARAMO. WOW! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 132 00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:08,508 AND FINALLY, PRO, PEOPLE WONDER IF BIDEN IS GETTING TOO OLD FOR ANOTHER TERM 133 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:10,010 CON, EVEN TOM BRADY IS LIKE "GOT TO KNOW WHEN TO PACK IT IN, BRO. 134 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:13,146 THERE YOU HAVE IT. THOSE ARE THE PROS AND CONS. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "DO 135 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:16,783 NOT READ." STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 136 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:23,323 * >> OCCASIONALLY WE'D TAKE A BREAK TO LISTEN TO THE 137 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:27,660 SOUNDTRACK FOR "ENCANTO. THAT'S OUR -- YEAH >> Jimmy: I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT 138 00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:29,029 EVERYONE'S DOING RIGHT NOW >> RIGHT, THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE'S DOING 139 00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:30,730 EVERYONE'S DOING >> Jimmy: THAT REPRESENTS EVERYONE 140 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:47,747 EVERYBODY. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 141 00:10:47,747 --> 00:10:50,016 I'M ABOUT TO SHOW YOU SOME BOOKS THAT YOU SHOULD AVOID AT ALL COSTS. 142 00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:51,951 IT'S TIME FOR THE LATEST INSTALLMENT OF MY DO NOT READ LIST 143 00:10:51,951 --> 00:10:52,519 INSTALLMENT OF MY DO NOT READ LIST HERE WE GO 144 00:10:53,019 --> 00:10:53,953 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * DO NOT READ 145 00:10:53,953 --> 00:11:00,960 DO NOT REA DO NOT READ THESE BOOKS * >> Jimmy: NOW BEFORE WE START, 146 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:05,365 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT EVERY BOOK THAT I'M ABOUT TO SHOW YOU IS 100 PERCENT REAL 147 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:07,334 THESE ARE ACTUAL BOOKS THAT -- YOU CAN FIND THEM ON AMAZON OR CHECK THEM OUT AT YOUR LOCAL 148 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,736 LIBRARY. THEY ARE REAL. ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON 149 00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:13,907 MY DO NOT READ LIST. FIRST ONE IS A JOKE BOOK >> Steve: OH, GREAT. 150 00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,709 I LOVE JOKES >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT UP MY ALLEY 151 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:22,582 THIS ONE IS CALLED "THE HUMOUR OF GERMANY." [ LAUGHTER ] 152 00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:26,386 IT WAS A HILARIOUS COVER ALREADY, THE COVER'S FUNNY >> Steve: WHAT YEAR WAS -- I 153 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:28,755 JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT YEAR THAT'S FROM. [ LAUGHTER ] 154 00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:30,990 >> Jimmy: THEY HAVE SOME CLASSICS IN HERE >> Steve: OH, OKAY 155 00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:33,993 >> Jimmy: YEAH, HERE, HOW ABOUT THIS CLASSIC RIGHT HERE. A CHAPTER -- "THE INCARCERATION 156 00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:38,665 OF HERR PROFESSOR. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT WAS HILARIOUS 157 00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:40,233 I'LL GIVE IT A READ. >> Steve: IT'S FUNNY >> Jimmy: NEXT UP IS A 158 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:43,737 A COOKBOOK >> Steve: OH, I LOVE COOKBOOKS >> Jimmy: I HAVE A GREAT 159 00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:46,773 COLLECTION OF COOKBOOKS. >> Steve: YOU DO >> Jimmy: YEAH 160 00:11:46,773 --> 00:11:49,175 THIS ONE IS "500 TASTY SANDWICH RECIPES. >> Steve: MMM. 161 00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:51,244 >> Jimmy: LOOK HOW TASTY THAT ONE LOOKS. [ LAUGHTER ] 162 00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:55,115 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] >> Steve: OH WOW. 163 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:57,684 WHAT THAT'S A SANDWICH? >> Jimmy: A GOOD ASPARAGUS 164 00:11:57,684 --> 00:11:59,786 SANDWICH >> Steve: MM >> Jimmy: OPEN FACE. 165 00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:02,722 >> Steve: OH, PUT IT IN THE TOASTER OVEN >> Jimmy: NAME WHAT SANDWICH 166 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:07,060 THAT IS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH 167 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:10,730 >> Jimmy: THERE'S A SURPRISE AT THE END. WHAT DO THEY HAVE IN HERE? 168 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,799 >> Steve: IT'S CALLED DA LAUNDRY LINT >> Jimmy: YEAH 169 00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:15,201 [ LAUGHTER ] OH, MY GOODNESS. LOOK AT THIS 170 00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:18,271 THEY HAM AND PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH >> Steve: OH 171 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:21,908 >> Jimmy: HAM AND RAISIN POTTED MEAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 172 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:25,545 >> Steve: MM, TASTY. >> Jimmy: THAT'S PRETTY GOOD POTTED MEAT, YEAH. 173 00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:29,315 NEXT UP IS AN ACTIVITY BOOK FOR KIDS >> Steve: OH, GREAT. 174 00:12:29,315 --> 00:12:32,686 >> Jimmy: IT'S CALLED "101 THINGS FOR GIRLS TO DO. >> Steve: MM-HM. 175 00:12:32,686 --> 00:12:36,089 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I HAVE GIRLS THIS MIGHT BE GREAT FOR THEM 176 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:40,360 >> Steve: WHAT CAN THEY DO >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE WHAT THEY CAN DO 177 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:45,832 HOW TO SHARPEN SCISSORS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WHAT 178 00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:50,704 AND THEN RUN WITH THEM >> Jimmy: YEAH THERE'S OTHER THINGS TO DO 179 00:12:50,704 --> 00:12:54,741 THERE'S OTHER THINGS TO DO NEXT UP IS A TRAVEL BOOK >> Steve: OH, I LOVE TRAVEL. 180 00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:56,743 >> Jimmy: A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO JUST GETTING OUT THERE TRAVELING, PEOPLE WHO 181 00:12:56,743 --> 00:13:00,780 ARE LOOKING TO TAKE A FAMILY ROAD TRIP. CHECK THIS OUT HERE. 182 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:05,251 THIS IS CALLED "NUCLEAR HEARTLAND: A GUIDE TO THE 1,000 MISSILE SILOS OF THE 183 00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:07,921 UNITED STATES. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH 184 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:10,724 I CAN'T WAIT >> Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A LOOK INSIDE HERE. 185 00:13:10,724 --> 00:13:15,362 THIS ONE SAYS A FAMILY OUTING HERE IT SAYS A FAMILY OUTING. 186 00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:17,430 "WE SAT, MY WIFE, OUR THREE CHILDREN, MYSELF, AND OUR DOG. A FEW HUNDRED FEET AWAY WAS 187 00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:19,299 A MINUTE MAN MISSILE TIPPED WITH A WARHEAD CONTAINING AN EXPLOSIVE FORCE OF 1.2 MILLION 188 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:30,176 TONS OF TNT. IT HUMMED DURING THE NIGHT." SOUNDS LIKE A DREAM FAMILY - 189 00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:32,979 YOU WON'T FORGET THAT VACATION TOO SOON >> Steve: NO, IT'LL BE -- EVERY 190 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:36,750 TIME THE CHILD CLOSES HIS EYES, THEY'LL REMEMBER THAT VACATION [ LAUGHTER ] 191 00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:39,986 "WHY AM I RADIOACTIVE? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 192 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:44,090 NEXT IS A COOKBOOK CALLED "COOKING WITH COKE." >> Steve: OH, IT'S BY DON JR.? 193 00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:52,699 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S - * 194 00:13:52,699 --> 00:14:00,674 NO, THE SOFT -- COOKING WITH -- COOKING WITH COKE. YEAH, HERE WE GO 195 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:04,711 COOKING WITH COCA-COLA >> Steve: COCA-COLA, OKAY. >> Jimmy: COOKING WITH COKE. 196 00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:08,348 >> Steve: MY MISTAKE >> Jimmy: COOKING WITH COKE. >> Steve: I FEEL LIKE A REAL 197 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:13,787 PETER DOOCY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HERE IS THE RECIPE 198 00:14:13,787 --> 00:14:18,725 HERE'S SWEET AND SPICY SHRIMP TACOS WITH MANGO SALSA >> Steve: MM 199 00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:21,528 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE MANGO SALSA. I DON'T WANT THE MANGO 200 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,730 OVERPOWERING THE SHRIMP AND COKE [ LAUGHTER ] 201 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:28,802 THAT'S JUST A COMBO. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: THAT'S UP THERE WITH, 202 00:14:28,802 --> 00:14:31,338 LIKE, HAM AND RAISINS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: YEAH, I LOVE HAM, 203 00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:32,972 RAISINS, AND COKE. >> Jimmy: WE'RE DOWN TO OUR LAST BOOK. 204 00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:36,343 IT'S A SELF-HELP BOOK. >> Steve: OH, I LOVE SELF-HELP >> Jimmy: YEAH 205 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:41,815 THIS IS CALLED "A GUIDED MEDITATION FOR BEGINNERS." >> Steve: OH, THAT'S GREAT 206 00:14:41,815 --> 00:14:43,750 >> Jimmy: WE COULD ALL USE THIS RIGHT NOW. >> Steve: YEAH 207 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:46,686 >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE WHAT TIPS THEY HAVE FOR US HERE. >> Steve: OKAY WHAT'S PAGE ONE 208 00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:51,424 >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO FIRST PAGE SAYS, "INHALE." [ LAUGHTER ] 209 00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:56,763 NEXT ONE SAYS "EXHALE." >> Steve: OKAY. >> Jimmy: IT'S THE WHOLE BOOK. 210 00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:58,765 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR "DO NOT READ." 211 00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:00,700 IF YOU HAVE A BOOK YOU THINK SHOULD BE ON OUR NEXT DO NOT READ LIST, SEND YOUR TITLE TO 212 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:06,072 DONOTREAD@TONIGHTSHOW.COM. STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 213 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:32,665 JAMIE DORNAN, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 214 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,534 >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A VERY, VERY TALENTED ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE MOVIE, "BELFAST," 215 00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:40,674 WHICH IS IN SELECT THEATERS AND ON DEMAND RIGHT NOW. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE 216 00:15:40,674 --> 00:15:44,077 ON DEMAND RIGHT NOW. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME JAMIE DORNAN 217 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:52,385 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 218 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:58,692 * >> Jimmy: THAT'S A MOVIE STAR! THAT'S A STUD RIGHT THERE. 219 00:15:58,692 --> 00:16:02,062 WELCOME. IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE IN 220 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:04,764 PERSON I APPRECIATE THAT. >> WELL, IT'S VERY NICE TO BE 221 00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:07,100 HERE IN PERSON THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: HOW ARE -- HOW ARE 222 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,336 THE FAMILY HOW ARE THE KIDS >> THEY'RE GOOD. 223 00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:12,572 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THEY -- THEIR THING AT THE MOMENT IS JUST SCREAMING 224 00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,808 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AH, THAT SOUNDS PEACEFUL 225 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:17,477 [ LAUGHTER ] >> THEY'RE, LIKE, REALLY GOOD AT IT, YOU KNOW. 226 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:20,714 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT IT'S ALL -- YOU KNOW, LIKE, OUR 8-YEAR-OLD, I FEEL 227 00:16:20,714 --> 00:16:22,549 LIKE SHE IS GOING THROUGH SOME KIND OF -- APPARENTLY, WE'VE SINCE FOUND OUT AROUND EIGHT, 228 00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:30,190 THEY GET SOME HORMONAL SURGE >> Jimmy: WOW. >> AND SHE IS JUST, LIKE, 229 00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:32,692 GUTTURAL, SCREAMING A LOT. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WHICH ENCOURAGES THE 230 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:34,794 2-YEAR-OLD WHO IS DOING THAT ANYWAY IN THEIR OWN, KIND OF, WAY. 231 00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:38,298 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW? AND THE 5-YEAR-OLD SITS IN THE 232 00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:41,101 MIDDLE JUST LIKE GOING, "I MAY AS WELL JOIN IN. >> Jimmy: YEAH 233 00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:42,769 >> YOU KNOW, YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND YOU ARE JUST DRIVING GOING, "THIS IS 234 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,471 AWESOME. [ LAUGHTER ] >> BUT OCCASIONALLY, WE TAKE A 235 00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:46,840 A BREAK TO LISTEN TO THE SOUNDTRACK FOR "ENCANTO. [ LAUGHTER ] 236 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,142 THAT'S OUR -- YEAH >> Jimmy: I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE IS DOING RIGHT NOW. 237 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:51,711 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT - >> Jimmy: THAT IS -- THAT 238 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,813 REPRESENTS EVERYONE. >> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: IT'S SCREAMING AND 239 00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:55,515 "ENCANTO" RIGHT NOW. >> I GET IT. I GET IT, IT'S MUSIC 240 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,617 >> Jimmy: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BRUNO. YEAH, I MEAN, COME ON. 241 00:16:57,617 --> 00:17:00,153 >> YEAH, WE WILL WE MIGHT TALK ABOUT BRUNO. >> Jimmy: EXACTLY. 242 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,654 YEAH, YEAH >> WE'RE -- WE'RE ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT IT. 243 00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,623 >> Jimmy: WE'RE ALLOWED TO -- YEAH >> YEAH. 244 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,158 >> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF SEEING, BY THE WAY >> YEAH. 245 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:09,796 >> Jimmy: I SAW A REAL COOL THING. >> YEAH. 246 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,464 >> Jimmy: YOU WERE SINGING "RAINBOW CONNECTION. >> I WAS 247 00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,133 >> Jimmy: IN THE "KERMIT THE FROG" VOICE. >> YEAH. 248 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,701 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I HAVE IT HERE CAN WE JUST SHOW IT? 249 00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:17,470 SONGS ABOUT RAINBOWS 250 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:24,611 WHAT'S ON THE OTHER SIDE * [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 251 00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:28,648 >> Jimmy: NAILED IT! NAILED IT! >> YEAH. 252 00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:30,784 >> Jimmy: IT LOOKS LIKE -- ALL RIGHT, YOU MIGHT BE SINGING TO YOUR GIRLS THERE AND -- 253 00:17:30,784 --> 00:17:33,586 >> I'M NOT THAT'S SAD, I'M NOT. [ LAUGHTER ] 254 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:36,089 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT >> I'M JUST SINGING TO MY GROOMER BEFORE I GO ON ANOTHER 255 00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:38,925 TALK SHOW. >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? >> YEAH. 256 00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:40,694 >> Jimmy: THERE WERE NO KIDS IN THE ROOM >> NO. 257 00:17:40,694 --> 00:17:42,662 I'M NOT EVEN SURE MY KIDS HAVE SEEN THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 258 00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:45,465 THEY JUST LIKE -- YEAH >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU JUST -- >> I WAS -- I WAS MUCKING 259 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:47,267 AROUND WITH A GUITAR AND I WAS JUST -- I -- I'VE ALWAYS LOVED THAT SONG, YOU KNOW, SO I WAS 260 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,668 SINGING THAT SONG ANYWAY AND I REALIZED I COULD SING IT LIKE KERMIT 261 00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:57,644 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT YOU COULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT BUT THEN 262 00:17:57,644 --> 00:18:02,015 YOU COULD ALSO DO "BELFAST." I MEAN YOU ARE KIND OF DOING EVERYTHING 263 00:18:02,015 --> 00:18:04,084 >> WELL, THAT'S THE IDEA, ISN'T IT >> Jimmy: YEAH, I GUESS THAT'S 264 00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:08,021 THE FUN OF ACTING, YEAH. IT'S -- CONGRATS IT IS GETTING GREAT REVIEWS. 265 00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:10,924 IT HAS BEEN NOMINATED FOR EVERY AWARD I CAN THINK OF YOU ARE GETTING OSCAR BUZZ 266 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:14,127 THAT MUST BE EXCITING. I MEAN, I KNOW IT'S -- YOU GOING AROUND AND YOU'RE ON ALL 267 00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:15,695 OF THE -- THE LISTS AND EVERYTHING LIKE THAT, BUT FOR ANYONE WHO HASN'T SEEN 268 00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:23,103 "BELFAST," CAN YOU SET IT UP WHAT IT'S ABOUT? >> YEAH. 269 00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,071 YEAH, SO IT'S -- OUR WRITER/DIRECTOR SIR KENNETH BRANAGH -- 270 00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:29,142 >> Jimmy: BRANAGH. AWESOME. >> IT'S JUST LEGENDRY. 271 00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:31,778 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT IS, SORT OF, SEMI-AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL ABOUT 272 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,279 HIS -- HIS CHILDHOOD GROWING UP IN BELFAST A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE 273 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,582 HE HAS ANY CONNECTION TO IRELAND. BUT HE WAS BROUGHT UP IN 274 00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:43,123 BELFAST. SORT OF -- WE GO FROM 1969 WHEN HE WAS NINE YEARS OLD 275 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:46,860 AND FOLLOW THE BEGINNING OF THE CONFLICT WHICH WOULD GO ON FOR 30 YEARS, WE KNOW WHEN IT HAS 276 00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:50,130 THE TROUBLESAND IT'S - SORT OF, A 9-YEAR-OLD BOY'S ACCOUNT OF HIS FAMILY AND HOW 277 00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:53,633 THEY WERE DEALING WITH THAT SITUATION AT THAT TIME >> Jimmy: NOW YOU WERE -- YOU 278 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,536 WERE BORN AND RAISED IN BELFAST? >> YEP 279 00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:58,338 >> Jimmy: AND I READ THAT YOU WERE THE ONLY ACTOR THAT KENNETH CONSIDERED FOR THE 280 00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:01,441 ROLE DOES IT -- THAT'S GOT TO FEEL GOOD 281 00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:04,210 >> HE'S LOST HIS MIND. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 282 00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:07,747 I MEAN THAT'S -- IT'S -- HAVE YOU EVER MET KENNETH BRANAGH BEFORE 283 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:11,785 COME CLOSE TO WORKING WITH HIM >> I DID AUDITION FOR "THOR" WHEN HE DIRECTED "THOR" WAY 284 00:19:11,785 --> 00:19:15,822 BACK WHEN. BUT I -- YOU KNOW, I'D -- I'VE TALKED TO KEN ABOUT -- I DON'T 285 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:19,492 EVEN THINK HE SAW MY TAPE, IT WAS THAT BAD [ LAUGHTER ] 286 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:24,798 BUT, YOU KNOW, I -- >> Jimmy: DID YOU PLAY THOR? >> NO, NO -- LIKE, NO. 287 00:19:24,798 --> 00:19:27,467 I DON'T KNOW, ONE OF THE GUYS. HE -- >> Jimmy: ONE OF HIS BUDDIES 288 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,302 >> YEAH, ONE OF HIS, YOU KNOW -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 289 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:32,672 >> SMALLER BUDDIES, I THINK. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT -- BUT KEN, I GREW UP WITH 290 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:37,510 A PICTURE OF KENNETH BRANAGH ON OUR BOOKSHELF OF HIM AND MY DAD. 291 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:43,483 MY DAD WAS A PROFESSOR OF MEDICINE, AND HE -- HE OPENED A MATERNITY WARD AT THE 292 00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:46,953 HOSPITAL MY DAD SPENT THE MAJORITY OF HIS CAREER AT. SO THERE'S A PICTURE OF MY DAD 293 00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:49,689 WITH KENNETH BRANAGH AND A A COUPLE OF OTHER DOCTORS ALWAYS IN MY -- IN MY HOUSE. 294 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:53,193 >> Jimmy: REALLY >> YEAH, IT WAS COOL FILLED IT UP FULL CIRCLE 295 00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:58,965 >> Jimmy: I -- I LOVED IT. OBVIOUSLY, I'M IRISH, FALLON >> YEP 296 00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:00,934 >> Jimmy: BUT I LOVED IT BECAUSE IT WAS A DIFFERENT TYPE OF IRISH MOVIE THAT YOU WOULD 297 00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:04,938 SEE OUT THERE AND, LIKE -- YOU, KIND OF GO LIKE, "I HAVE -- I LOVED THAT 298 00:20:04,938 --> 00:20:09,876 I APPRECIATED IT." BUT IT IS REALLY JUST A FAMILY IS WHAT IT WAS REALLY ABOUT. 299 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:14,014 >> YEAH, AND I THINK THAT'S WHY IT HAS RESONATED SO WELL YOU KNOW, WE ARE MAKING A MOVIE 300 00:20:14,014 --> 00:20:15,882 ABOUT A TINY PLACE ON A TINY ISLAND THAT PEOPLE DON'T REALLY KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT REALLY, 301 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:20,620 EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE SPREAD OURSELVES PRETTY FAR, THE IRISH. 302 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,589 BUT, YOU KNOW, WE -- IT IS AT A PARTICULAR POINT IN TIME, BUT IT IS ESSENTIALLY, AS YOU SAID, 303 00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:24,357 IT IS ABOUT A FAMILY AND IT IS ABOUT FAMILY DEALING WITH CRISIS AND -- AND WE CAN ALL -- 304 00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:32,265 EVERY SINGLE PERSON HERE CAN UNDERSTAND THAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH 305 00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:34,167 DOES IT -- THERE'S A PART OF THE MOVIE TOWARDS THE MIDDLE, TOWARDS THE END, BUT YOU END UP 306 00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:44,678 JUST SINGING -- * EVERLASTING LOV THEN YOU REALIZE * 307 00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:46,579 AND IT WAS -- STILL, IT WAS SUCH A GREAT SONG. BUT IT'S AT THE PERFECT PART OF 308 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:51,518 THE MOVIE BECAUSE -- IT'S BEEN SUCH A TOUGH THING TO WATCH. 309 00:20:51,518 --> 00:20:53,353 AND THAT SCENE TO ME WAS MY SCENE BECAUSE I -- I LOVED IT BECAUSE I SAW YOU GUYS WERE 310 00:20:53,353 --> 00:21:00,627 JUST IN LOVE >> YEAH, LISTEN, IT'S BEEN A A LOVELY -- THE RESPONSE TO 311 00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:03,363 THAT SCENE HAS BEEN INCREDIBLE AND LIKE FOR US, IT'S A MOMENT OF ESCAPISM AND -- AND A 312 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:07,767 A RELEASE THAT YOU, KIND OF, NEED AT THAT POINT IN THE FILM BUT ALSO, LIKE, IT IS 313 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:11,805 ESSENTIALLY ABOUT THROUGH THE MEDIUM OF SONG THESE TWO CENTRAL CHARACTERS, 314 00:21:11,805 --> 00:21:17,711 THROUGH MY CHARACTER -- WIFE -- LOOK, WE ARE GOING THROUGH THE WRINGER HERE 315 00:21:17,711 --> 00:21:21,481 THIS IS TOUGH BUT I'VE GOT YOU DON'T WORRY. I'VE GOT YOU 316 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:23,450 I LOVE YOU IT IS GOING TO BE OKAY AND THAT'S NOT CHANGING. 317 00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:26,119 SO THAT'S -- >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT IT 318 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:27,921 YEAH, WAS IT -- IS IT NERVE-RACKING TO JUST SING AND JUST DANCE AND -- 319 00:21:27,921 --> 00:21:30,423 >> YEAH, I'VE BEEN DOING IT TOO MUCH RECENTLY. >> Jimmy: KERMIT THE FROG. 320 00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:34,327 GETTING IN THERE, YEAH >> YEAH, I MEAN, THAT'S A CHOICE, A BAD CHOICE, BUT, 321 00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:38,131 YOU KNOW, I -- THE LAST FEW THINGS I ENDED UP SINGING. BUT I THINK I KNOW WHAT I'M 322 00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:40,233 DOING NEXT AND I KNOW I DON'T SING IN IT SO WE ARE ALL GOING TO BE SPARED 323 00:21:40,233 --> 00:21:43,970 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH I WANT TO TALK MORE ABOUT THE 324 00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:46,106 MOVIE AND SHOW A CLIP WHEN WE COME BACK. MORE WITH JAMIE DORNAN AFTER 325 00:21:46,106 --> 00:21:47,941 THE BREAK. COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 326 00:21:47,941 --> 00:22:00,353 * * OH THE MISERY EVERYBODY WANTS TO 327 00:22:00,353 --> 00:22:20,073 BE MY ENEMY * * SPARE THE SYMPATH EVERYBODY WANTS TO 328 00:22:20,073 --> 00:22:24,210 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK JAMIE DORNAN IS JOINING US RIGHT HERE 329 00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:27,447 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HIS NEW MOVIE, "BELFAST. 330 00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:29,849 YOU KNOW, THERE WAS A BIG PREMIERE FOR "BELFAST" IN BELFAST. 331 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:34,721 >> YEP >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS THAT LIKE >> LISTEN, IT WAS ONE OF THE 332 00:22:34,721 --> 00:22:39,092 BEST NIGHTS OF MY LIFE IT WAS -- I -- I FELT LIKE VOMITING FOR THE WHOLE DAY, 333 00:22:39,092 --> 00:22:41,861 LIKE, I HAVE NEVER -- I GET NERVOUS BEFORE, KIND OF, EVERYTHING -- THIS 334 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:46,900 EVERYTHING -- EVEN THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 335 00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:48,568 >> NO, I REALLY GET, LIKE, A A SICK FEELING IN MY STOMACH WHEN YOU ARE ABOUT TO PUT 336 00:22:48,568 --> 00:22:50,337 SOMETHING OUT THERE LIKE THAT AND -- BUT PARTICULARLY FOR THE -- DOING IT FOR THE PEOPLE 337 00:22:50,337 --> 00:22:56,543 OF HOME, YOU KNOW. THIS -- THIS MOVIE MEANS SO MUCH TO THEM 338 00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:59,846 >> Jimmy: IS THERE FAMILY AND FRIENDS THERE? >> BUT WE GOT A GREAT -- WE GOT 339 00:22:59,846 --> 00:23:01,848 FAMILY AND SOME OF MY BEST MATES THERE. I'M 1,400, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE 340 00:23:01,848 --> 00:23:05,218 FROM BELFAST SO IT WAS A A SPECIAL NIGHT. >> Jimmy: WOW. 341 00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:07,821 >> YEAH, IT WAS CLASS. YEAH >> Jimmy: I GOT TO SAY THE CAST 342 00:23:07,821 --> 00:23:09,689 WAS AMAZING AND THE CHEMISTRY, BUT THAT LITTLE -- THE LITTLE KID. 343 00:23:09,689 --> 00:23:13,760 >> STOP. >> Jimmy: WHAT -- JUDE HILL. >> YEAH, JUDE HILL 344 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,829 HE'S INCREDIBLE. HE'S ONLY -- >> Jimmy: IT'S GOT TO BE HIS 345 00:23:15,829 --> 00:23:18,565 FIRST. >> IT'S HIS FIRST EVER AND I THINK -- YEAH, HE -- HE'D 346 00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:21,201 DONE A LOT OF IRISH DANCING. THAT WAS ONLY, SORT OF, PERFORMATIVE THING THAT HE'D 347 00:23:21,201 --> 00:23:25,505 DONE, AND HE JUST STEALS EVERY SCENE AS YOU -- AS YOU'VE NOTICED. 348 00:23:25,505 --> 00:23:28,174 >> Jimmy: HE'S SO -- >> INCREDIBLE. HIS FACE, MAN. 349 00:23:28,174 --> 00:23:31,378 HIS FACE >> Jimmy: CUTE EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM 350 00:23:31,378 --> 00:23:33,213 YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, MY GOSH. DID HE LOVE IT >> AND HE'S REALLY CHEEKY. 351 00:23:33,213 --> 00:23:35,181 HE'S REALLY CHEEKY >> Jimmy: HE IS, RIGHT >> YEAH. 352 00:23:35,181 --> 00:23:37,384 >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY -- >> BUT I KEEP TELLING HIM TO EMBRACE IT 353 00:23:37,384 --> 00:23:39,219 YOU NEED THAT TO GET THROUGH LIFE, I THINK. >> Jimmy: EXACTLY RIGHT. 354 00:23:39,219 --> 00:23:41,287 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, YOU GOT TO BE -- YOU GOT TO BE SILLY, MAN 355 00:23:41,287 --> 00:23:43,423 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY YEAH 356 00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:46,092 AND THEN YOU HAVE JUDI DENCH >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HITTING A HOMER. 357 00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:47,894 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: LIKE SHE WOULDN'T. BUT I MEAN -- 358 00:23:47,894 --> 00:23:50,296 >> NO -- I KNOW. WELL, WHEN I SIGNED ON, IT WAS ONLY JUDI DENCH ATTACHED, AT 359 00:23:50,296 --> 00:23:52,499 THAT POINT I WAS LIKE, "I DON'T NEED TO READ THE SCRIPT, LIKE, I'M 360 00:23:52,499 --> 00:23:54,300 DOING IT." >> Jimmy: YEAH >> "I DON'T CARE." 361 00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:57,937 >> Jimmy: YEAH YEAH, NO MATTER WHAT IT IS >> I DON'T CARE WHAT I'M DOING 362 00:23:57,937 --> 00:23:59,472 IN A JUDI DENCH FILM, BUT, LIKE - >> Jimmy: BUT I'M DOING IT 363 00:23:59,472 --> 00:24:01,341 >> IF I'M PLAYING HER SON, I'M DEFINITELY DOING IT. YOU KNOW 364 00:24:01,341 --> 00:24:04,144 SO -- >> Jimmy: WHAT A GREAT LOOK SHE HAD, TOO 365 00:24:04,144 --> 00:24:06,913 >> INCREDIBLE. >> Jimmy: THEY DID A GREAT JOB -- HAIR AND MAKEUP 366 00:24:06,913 --> 00:24:09,315 >> YEAH, SHE IS AMAZING. >> Jimmy: IS SHE JUST AWESOME TO BE AROUND 367 00:24:09,315 --> 00:24:10,917 >> SHE'S, LIKE, CIARAN HINDS, WHO PLAYS MY DAD IN IT, HE SUMS HER UP PERFECTLY 368 00:24:10,917 --> 00:24:13,186 HE SAYS SHE'S A REBEL. SHE DOES -- SHE HAS THIS, LIKE, REBELLIOUS, LIKE, CHEEKY, LIKE, 369 00:24:13,186 --> 00:24:16,723 MISCHIEVOUS SIDE TO HER. AND SHE'S, LIKE, 87, JUDI. YOU KNOW -- 370 00:24:16,723 --> 00:24:19,225 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND SHE JUST -- SHE COMES READY TO PLAY. 371 00:24:19,225 --> 00:24:22,262 YOU KNOW, IT'S VERY FUN TO BE AROUND >> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE I WOULD 372 00:24:22,262 --> 00:24:24,931 JUST ASK HER ANY QUESTION JUST TO HAVE HER TELL ME SOMETHING. >> YEAH, I -- 373 00:24:24,931 --> 00:24:26,900 >> Jimmy: "YEAH, I'M GOING TO HAVE COFFEE. SHOULD I PUT ANYTHING IN IT? 374 00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:30,103 WHAT DO YOU THINK, JUDI? [ LAUGHTER ] >> SHE WILL NEVER STEER YOU THE 375 00:24:30,103 --> 00:24:32,238 WRONG WAY. >> Jimmy: RIGHT? >> NO, NO. 376 00:24:32,238 --> 00:24:34,874 >> Jimmy: SHE WON'T? >> SHE'S INCREDIBLE. INCREDIBLE WOMAN 377 00:24:34,874 --> 00:24:37,110 >> Jimmy: CLASS. CLASS ACT. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 378 00:24:37,110 --> 00:24:39,145 HERE IS JAMIE DORNAN IN "BELFAST." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 379 00:24:39,879 --> 00:24:46,786 >> THESE BOYS ARE SUFFERING. I DON'T THINK WE'VE GOT UNTIL EASTER 380 00:24:46,786 --> 00:24:57,097 [ THUNDERCLAPS ] I DON'T THINK YOU AND ME HAVE GOT UNTIL EASTER EITHER. 381 00:24:57,097 --> 00:25:05,271 >> I HAVE COME HOME. WE'LL FIGHT THIS TOGETHER. >> KIDS THE SAME AGE AS OURS 382 00:25:05,271 --> 00:25:13,346 ARE GETTING KILLED OR IN THE QUARTER. >> WELL -- WELL, BE CAREFUL. 383 00:25:13,346 --> 00:25:16,683 >> YOU CAN'T BE WITH THEM 24 HOURS A DAY YOU CAN'T TAKE AWAY THEIR 384 00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:21,888 CHILDHOOD EITHER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JAMIE DORNAN, 385 00:25:21,888 --> 00:25:26,826 EVERYBODY. "BELFAST" IS IN SELECT THEATERS AND ON DEMAND NOW. 386 00:25:26,826 --> 00:25:30,263 NICOLE BYER JOINS US NEXT. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK 387 00:25:30,263 --> 00:25:50,517 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN 388 00:25:50,517 --> 00:25:55,221 EMMY-NOMINATED COMEDIAN AND ACTRESS WHO STARS IN THE NEW NBC SHOW, "GRAND CREW," WHICH 389 00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:58,892 NBC SHOW, "GRAND CREW," WHICH AIRS TUESDAY NIGHTS AT 8:30. PLEASE WELCOME NICOLE BYER 390 00:26:00,260 --> 00:26:14,841 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 391 00:26:14,841 --> 00:26:19,579 >> HI, HI, HI! >> Jimmy: WELCOME TO THE SHOW. IT IS SO NICE TO SEE YOU 392 00:26:19,579 --> 00:26:24,351 IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU >> IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU. HONESTLY, WHAT A TREAT 393 00:26:24,351 --> 00:26:27,420 >> Jimmy: EVERYONE AROUND THE OFFICE LOVES YOU AND I GO, "YEAH. 394 00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:30,924 THEY GO, "BUT FOR ALL DIFFERENT REASONS. THEY GO, "I KNOW HER FROM HER 395 00:26:30,924 --> 00:26:33,727 STAND-UP HER SPECIALS ARE UNBELIEVABLE. I GO, "YEAH, THAT'S HOW I KNOW 396 00:26:33,727 --> 00:26:37,364 HER. THEY GO, "THEN ALSO SHE'S ON -- CO-HOSTS 'WIPEOUT' WITH 397 00:26:37,364 --> 00:26:40,467 JOHN CENA. I GO, "OH, YEAH, SHE DOES. AND THEN SOMEONE'S LIKE, "NO, 398 00:26:40,467 --> 00:26:44,304 NO, HER PODCAST IS LIKE -- UNBELIEVABLE." THEN SOMEONE GOES, "NO, SHE'S 399 00:26:44,304 --> 00:26:48,308 ON A DIFFERENT PODCAST." THEN I GO, "SHE'S ON 'GRAND CREW.'" >> YEAH, I'M TIRED 400 00:26:48,308 --> 00:26:53,780 [ LAUGHTER ] YES, I'M EXHAUSTED >> Jimmy: I MEAN WOW, YOU ARE 401 00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:56,516 KICKING BUTT RIGHT NOW >> YEAH, IT'S REALLY NICE. I GET RECOGNIZED A LOT BY, 402 00:26:56,516 --> 00:26:59,686 LIKE, LITTLE KIDS FOR "NAILED IT," WHICH IS WEIRD BECAUSE I TALK ABOUT NON-CHILD STUFF IN 403 00:26:59,686 --> 00:27:04,124 MY STAND-UP. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH, CAN YOU 404 00:27:04,124 --> 00:27:08,528 TELL WHAT PEOPLE KNOW YOU FROM WHAT SHOWS >> OOH, YEAH, IF IT'S A GAY 405 00:27:08,528 --> 00:27:11,364 MAN, IT'S "WHY WON'T YOU DATE ME?" WHICH IS MY PODCAST ABOUT WHY I'M SINGLE 406 00:27:11,364 --> 00:27:16,836 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT PEOPLE LOVE YELLING "NAILED IT" AT ME, AND I WAS TELLING 407 00:27:16,836 --> 00:27:20,573 THIS TO JOHN CENA, I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, IT'S SO AWFUL THEY'RE JUST SCREAMING 'NAILED 408 00:27:20,573 --> 00:27:25,345 IT' AT ME. AND HE SAID, "NICOLE, PEOPLE ARE JUST TRYING TO IDENTIFY 409 00:27:25,345 --> 00:27:31,384 WITH YOU, COME TO YOU, HAVE A COMMONALITY WITH YOU." AND I WAS LIKE, "HUH, YOU ARE 410 00:27:31,384 --> 00:27:35,255 A WISE, WISE WRESTLING MAN." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE IS A VERY WISE 411 00:27:35,255 --> 00:27:38,191 MAN. >> HE IS >> Jimmy: IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 412 00:27:38,191 --> 00:27:40,727 >> HE'S SO SWEET >> Jimmy: IS IT TRUE THAT PEOPLE'S KIDS HAVE GOTTEN YOU 413 00:27:40,727 --> 00:27:43,663 JOBS >> OKAY. THEY HAVEN'T GOTTEN ME JOBS. 414 00:27:43,663 --> 00:27:45,965 THEY'VE GOTTEN ME AUDITIONS. >> Jimmy: OKAY >> SO SOMETIMES CASTING 415 00:27:45,965 --> 00:27:47,834 DIRECTORS WILL BE LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, MY KID LOVES YOU SO MUCH THAT WE WERE LIKE, 'LET'S BRING 416 00:27:47,834 --> 00:27:56,843 YOU IN AND NOT BOOK YOU ON IT.'" [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, I LOVE DRIVING TO 417 00:27:56,843 --> 00:28:03,383 SANTA MONICA IN THE MIDDLE OF RUSH HOUR TO MAKE YOU LAUGH. [ LAUGHTER ] 418 00:28:03,383 --> 00:28:06,353 >> Jimmy: YOU HOST -- HOW MANY PODCASTS DO YOU HOST, FOUR >> FOUR, YEAH. 419 00:28:06,353 --> 00:28:09,522 >> Jimmy: YEAH AND RIGHT NOW YOU'RE UP FOR BEST FEMALE HOST AT THE 420 00:28:09,522 --> 00:28:12,392 iHEARTRADIO PODCAST AWARDS >> YES >> Jimmy: LAST YEAR -- 421 00:28:12,392 --> 00:28:17,664 CONGRATULATIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU 422 00:28:17,664 --> 00:28:20,333 >> Jimmy: LAST YEAR, YOU BEAT OUT -- YOU BEAT MICHELLE OBAMA >> I KNOW, ISN'T THAT WILD 423 00:28:20,333 --> 00:28:23,036 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. HOW EXCITING IS THAT >> I KNOW. 424 00:28:23,036 --> 00:28:25,672 I THINK IT'S JUST PEOPLE IDENTIFYING WITH A DESPERATE WOMAN, YOU KNOW? 425 00:28:25,672 --> 00:28:29,709 "I'M JUST LOOKING FOR THE [ BLEEP ]. [ LAUGHTER ] 426 00:28:29,709 --> 00:28:39,352 I JUST WANT IT." "WHERE IS IT IT'S NOT BACK THERE. 427 00:28:39,352 --> 00:28:45,358 >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT THERE, NO BUT I -- [ LAUGHTER ] 428 00:28:45,358 --> 00:28:47,494 LET'S TALK ABOUT ONE OF THE OTHER PODCASTS, WHICH IS CALLED "NEWCOMERS." 429 00:28:47,494 --> 00:28:52,499 >> YES >> "NEWCOMERS. GENIUS IDEA. 430 00:28:52,499 --> 00:28:54,634 YOU TALK ABOUT THINGS THAT EVERYONE SEEMS TO KNOW ABOUT, EXCEPT FOR YOU 431 00:28:54,634 --> 00:28:57,237 >> YEAH. SO IT'S ME AND LAUREN LAPKUS, SHE'S SO FUNNY 432 00:28:57,237 --> 00:28:59,372 >> Jimmy: SHE IS SO GREAT. >> SHE'S -- I LOVE HER SO MUCH BUT WE - 433 00:28:59,372 --> 00:29:01,307 >> Jimmy: BUT THE WRONG MISSY, BY THE WAY >> YEAH, IT'S SO FUNNY 434 00:29:01,307 --> 00:29:03,309 SHE FALLS OFF A CLIFF IN ONE SCENE. I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, I'M 435 00:29:03,309 --> 00:29:05,011 DYING. ANYWAY - >> Jimmy: SHE'S BRILLIANT IN 436 00:29:05,011 --> 00:29:07,781 IT ANYWAY - >> BUT WE WATCHED "LORD OF THE 437 00:29:07,781 --> 00:29:11,818 RINGS" AND PEOPLE LIKE IT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WAIT A MINUTE HERE 438 00:29:11,818 --> 00:29:14,354 IT'S A VERY POPULAR FILM [ LAUGHTER ] A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE IT. 439 00:29:14,354 --> 00:29:18,658 THEY LOVE IT >> BUT WHY -- IT'S JUST A MAGICAL HIKE 440 00:29:18,658 --> 00:29:25,932 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY'RE JUST GOING TO THE SPRING AND THEN THERE'S GOLLUM 441 00:29:25,932 --> 00:29:28,034 HE'S GOT THINNING HAIR AND HE'S LIKE, "MY RING!" I'M LIKE, "YOU'RE JUST A WOMAN, 442 00:29:28,034 --> 00:29:31,237 LIKE, WANTING A MAN TO PROPOSE TO YOU." >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S REALLY, 443 00:29:31,237 --> 00:29:34,040 THAT'S - [ LAUGHTER ] >> HE'S LIKE, "WHERE'S MY 444 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:37,844 RING?" LIKE, I'M GOLLUM OH, MY GOD 445 00:29:37,844 --> 00:29:39,412 >> Jimmy: NO, YOU'RE NOT GOLLUM >> I'M GOLLUM. 446 00:29:39,412 --> 00:29:41,748 >> Jimmy: YOU ARE NOT GOLLUM NO, NO, NO WHAT OTHER BIG FRANCHISES IS 447 00:29:41,748 --> 00:29:44,951 EVERYONE INTO THAT YOU ARE NOT SURE ABOUT >> OH, SO, LIKE, MARVEL. 448 00:29:44,951 --> 00:29:48,455 I'M NOT A MARVEL HEAD. >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU SEEN ANY OF THEM 449 00:29:48,455 --> 00:29:49,789 >> WELL, I'VE SEEN "BLACK PANTHER" BECAUSE I'M BLACK, AND -- 450 00:29:49,789 --> 00:29:57,063 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: UH-HUH, YEP. >> WE HAD TO 451 00:29:57,063 --> 00:29:59,899 >> Jimmy: YOU HAD TO >> WE HAD TO, OTHERWISE WE'D LOSE OUR CARD. 452 00:29:59,899 --> 00:30:08,174 >> Jimmy: I UNDERSTAND [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, THEY'RE MY FRIENDS OVER 453 00:30:08,174 --> 00:30:10,143 THERE. HELLO. >> Jimmy: YEAH 454 00:30:10,143 --> 00:30:13,513 [ LAUGHTER ] >> THEY KNOW THEY KNOW. 455 00:30:13,513 --> 00:30:15,348 Y'ALL KNOW, OVER THERE BUT I RECENTLY SAW THE NEW "SPIDER-MAN. 456 00:30:15,348 --> 00:30:18,585 I HAD NOT SEEN ANY OF THEM I HAD SO MANY QUESTIONS. AND ONE OF THEM -- I WAS LIKE, 457 00:30:18,585 --> 00:30:20,053 "JAMIE FOXX IS IN 'SPIDER-MAN'?" AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE, 458 00:30:20,053 --> 00:30:23,156 "OH YEAH, THIS IS A PICTURE FROM THE ORIGINAL ONE THAT HE WAS IN." 459 00:30:23,156 --> 00:30:27,193 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH, AND I WAS LIKE -- >> Jimmy: PULL OUT THIS. 460 00:30:27,193 --> 00:30:30,697 >> WHAT PLOT POINT BROUGHT THIS MAN TO LOOK LIKE THAT? [ LAUGHTER ] 461 00:30:30,697 --> 00:30:32,932 WHAT -- WHAT DOES SPIDER-MAN DO TO THIS -- IS THIS -- WHAT HAPPENED 462 00:30:32,932 --> 00:30:35,335 IS IT -- WHAT? HOW? WHY? 463 00:30:35,335 --> 00:30:39,072 I DON'T GET IT SOMEONE DID HIS HAIR AND SAID, "GO TO SET." 464 00:30:39,072 --> 00:30:42,175 LIKE WHAT IS THAT? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 465 00:30:42,175 --> 00:30:44,544 >> I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANY ANSWERS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO - 466 00:30:44,544 --> 00:30:48,682 >> IT'S WILD TO LOOK AT. >> Jimmy: BUT DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA LIKE, MAYBE HE MIGHT END 467 00:30:48,682 --> 00:30:53,953 UP BEING A VILLAIN OR COMING TOGETHER TO -- >> WELL, I KNOW HE'S A VILLAIN, 468 00:30:53,953 --> 00:30:56,322 I THINK. >> Jimmy: OKAY >> BUT HE, LIKE, DIDN'T SEEM 469 00:30:56,322 --> 00:30:57,791 THAT MEAN, SO I WAS LIKE WHO'S THE REAL - I DON'T -- THERE WERE SO MANY 470 00:30:57,791 --> 00:31:01,361 THINGS GOING ON. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THEN THERE WAS -- WELL, 471 00:31:01,361 --> 00:31:03,296 I DON'T WANT TO RUIN IT. DID EVERYONE HERE SEE "SPIDER-MAN" 472 00:31:03,296 --> 00:31:05,899 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: BUT JUST -- BUT DON'T -- YOU CAN'T SPOIL 473 00:31:05,899 --> 00:31:08,468 ANYTHING >> OKAY, WELL THERE WAS THINGS THAT HAPPENED THAT I WAS LIKE, 474 00:31:08,468 --> 00:31:12,138 "WHAT? >> Jimmy: BE GENERIC >> BE GENERIC? 475 00:31:12,138 --> 00:31:14,641 I DON'T KNOW WHAT GENERIC MEANS. [ LAUGHTER ] 476 00:31:14,641 --> 00:31:18,144 I'M KIDDING. >> Jimmy: I KNOW >> I'M JUST BOUJEE 477 00:31:18,144 --> 00:31:22,549 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I MEAN BASICALLY -- WHAT DID YOU THINK HAPPENED IN 478 00:31:22,549 --> 00:31:27,354 THE FILM >> I KNOW "SPIDER-MAN" WAS, LIKE, MAD ABOUT SOMETHING, AND 479 00:31:27,354 --> 00:31:29,489 THEN THERE'S A BOX, AND THEN THERE'S THIS MAN WHO LIVES IN SNOW 480 00:31:29,489 --> 00:31:32,092 AND I WAS LIKE, "WHO ARE YOU WHY IS THERE SNOW IN YOUR HOUSE? 481 00:31:32,092 --> 00:31:36,596 YOU LOOK RICH. GET A -- CAN SOMEONE JUST SHOVEL THAT [ BLEEP ] OUT? 482 00:31:36,596 --> 00:31:43,870 LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS SO CONFUSING. 483 00:31:43,870 --> 00:31:45,839 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH THAT WAS INTERESTING 484 00:31:45,839 --> 00:31:48,908 >> I WAS LIKE, "WHAT A CHOICE. LIKE, I JUST -- I DON'T KNOW >> Jimmy: WHAT A CHOICE. 485 00:31:48,908 --> 00:31:52,245 >> THEN THERE'S THE AVENGERS IT'S LIKE, "WHAT THEY ALL GET TOGETHER, HAVE 486 00:31:52,245 --> 00:31:54,114 A SLUMBER PARTY? LIKE, WHAT IS THE AVENGERS, AND WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE TO GET 487 00:31:54,114 --> 00:31:55,348 TOGETHER THEY ALL HAVE THEIR INDIVIDUAL MOVIES." 488 00:31:55,348 --> 00:31:57,851 I DON'T UNDERSTAND MARVEL. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU'VE BEEN DOING 489 00:31:57,851 --> 00:32:00,387 COMEDY FOR A LONG TIME [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD AT IT 490 00:32:00,387 --> 00:32:04,124 BUT I JUST HEARD THAT YOU AUDITIONED FOR "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" AT ONE POINT 491 00:32:04,124 --> 00:32:06,393 >> I DID >> Jimmy: I DON'T REMEMBER THAT 492 00:32:06,393 --> 00:32:08,461 WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR AUDITION DO YOU REMEMBER? 493 00:32:08,461 --> 00:32:12,265 >> THIS WAS YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AGO. I DO AN OPRAH IMPRESSION OR DID 494 00:32:12,265 --> 00:32:14,634 AN OPRAH IMPRESSION. AND I I OUT WHAT OPRAH WOULD BE TALKING G 495 00:32:14,634 --> 00:32:17,971 ABOUT. AND I FOUND OUT THERE'S OVER, LIKE, 100 DIFFERENT TYPES OF 496 00:32:17,971 --> 00:32:21,207 LEMURS, SO IT'S JUST -- THE IMPRESSION IS JUST ME SCREAMING LEMUR NAMES IN OPRAH'S VOICE 497 00:32:21,207 --> 00:32:26,646 [ LAUGHTER ] NO WONDER THEY DIDN'T HIRE ME. [ LAUGHTER ] 498 00:32:26,646 --> 00:32:28,782 >> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT. >> THEY'RE LIKE, "WHAT IS THIS?" 499 00:32:28,782 --> 00:32:32,952 >> Jimmy: "A LEMUR!" >> "A RED LEMUR! [ LAUGHTER ] 500 00:32:32,952 --> 00:32:36,623 >> Jimmy: I WOULD WATCH THE OPRAH LEMUR SHOW >> SO THEN I DID A JAMAICAN 501 00:32:36,623 --> 00:32:38,958 NANNY BIT, AND IT'S BASED ON THIS REAL THING THAT HAPPENED TO ME. 502 00:32:38,958 --> 00:32:44,431 I, LIKE, WAS A NANNY, WENT TO THE PARK, AND I WAS LIKE - AND THIS LADY LOOKED AT ME AND 503 00:32:44,431 --> 00:32:46,099 SHE SAID, "WHAT ARE YOU AIMING AT?" BECAUSE SHE KNEW I WAS FAKING 504 00:32:46,099 --> 00:32:49,202 THE ACCENT [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW, 505 00:32:49,202 --> 00:32:52,706 FRIENDSHIP?" [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED 506 00:32:52,706 --> 00:32:55,108 TO TALK BACK TO ME, I'M JUST --" >> I WAS, LIKE, JUST GOING TO 507 00:32:55,108 --> 00:32:57,177 TALK TO HER. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT THEN SHE WAS LIKE, 508 00:32:57,177 --> 00:32:59,546 "YOU'RE A LIAR." AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, OKAY. WE GO TO A DIFFERENT PARK," AND 509 00:32:59,546 --> 00:33:02,615 I SCOOPED HIM UP, AND I WAS LIKE, "WE'VE GOT TO GO." [ LAUGHTER ] 510 00:33:02,615 --> 00:33:04,651 >> Jimmy: "WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE. IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT 511 00:33:04,651 --> 00:33:07,921 TO TRY THAT YOU'RE DOING ALL OF THIS STUFF >> ANYTHING ELSE I WANT TO TRY 512 00:33:07,921 --> 00:33:09,889 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, NOT HERE ON OUR SHOW, BUT I MEAN IN LIFE, I MEAN, YOU'RE DOING - 513 00:33:09,889 --> 00:33:12,392 >> I WAS LIKE, "WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? >> Jimmy: "BRING OUT THE RED 514 00:33:12,392 --> 00:33:17,864 LEMUR! [ LAUGHTER ] BUT YOU'VE DONE PODCASTS, 515 00:33:17,864 --> 00:33:23,737 SHOWS -- I MEAN HOW ABOUT A -- >> PUT ME IN A MOVIE PUT ME IN "BLACK PANTHER 2." 516 00:33:23,737 --> 00:33:29,376 "I'M FROM WAKANDA. THAT WAS A BAD ACCENT. >> Jimmy: NO, THAT WAS GOOD. 517 00:33:29,376 --> 00:33:31,444 IT'S NOT THAT I WANT YOU TO DO ANYTHING ELSE. YOU'RE GREAT ON "GRAND CREW," 518 00:33:31,444 --> 00:33:34,381 BY THE WAY >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: AND IT'S A HIT SHOW 519 00:33:34,381 --> 00:33:37,584 FOR NBC, WHICH WE LOVE BUT CAN YOU SET UP WHAT "GRAND CREW" IS ABOUT 520 00:33:37,584 --> 00:33:41,654 >> SURE. SO IT'S A BUNCH OF FRIENDS WHO HANG OUT IN A WINE BAR AND 521 00:33:41,654 --> 00:33:44,891 THEY'RE NAVIGATING THEIR LATE 20s, EARLY 30s. I DON'T KNOW IF WE HAVE AGES, 522 00:33:44,891 --> 00:33:47,560 BUT, LIKE, WE'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME WE DRINK WINE. 523 00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:50,430 WINE'S FUN GETS YOU DRUNK >> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL THEY TALK 524 00:33:50,430 --> 00:33:53,533 ABOUT, THAT'S WHAT I LOVE. THIS WAS -- WHEN THEY DEVELOPED THIS, THEY HAD YOU IN MIND FOR 525 00:33:53,533 --> 00:33:57,437 THEIR CHARACTER. >> YEAH, MY FRIEND PHIL AUGUSTA JACKSON, I HAVE 526 00:33:57,437 --> 00:33:59,539 KNOWN HIM FOR, LIKE, OVER A DECADE WE PERFORMED HERE IN NEW YORK 527 00:33:59,539 --> 00:34:01,508 AT THE UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, AND HE WAS DEVELOPING THE SHOW 528 00:34:01,508 --> 00:34:04,744 AND HE WAS LIKE, "I HAVE A PART CALLED 'NICKY,' IT'S BASED ON YOU. 529 00:34:04,744 --> 00:34:07,113 WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO IT? MY GOVERNMENT NAME'S NICOLE, AND I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, IT'S 530 00:34:07,113 --> 00:34:11,051 CLOSE. LET'S DO THIS. AND IT GOT PICKED UP 531 00:34:11,051 --> 00:34:13,720 AND I WAS, LIKE, YOU KNOW, FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO BE ABLE TO PLAY THE PART. 532 00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:16,456 >> Jimmy: AND DID YOU KNOW THE CAST BEFORE YOU STARTED WORKING WITH THEM? 533 00:34:16,456 --> 00:34:18,591 >> YEAH, ECHO KELLUM AND I, WHO PLAYS MY BROTHER, WE DID SKETCH TOGETHER 534 00:34:18,591 --> 00:34:22,629 IT USED TO BE IN L.A CARL TART, WE DO IMPROV TOGETHER IN L.A. 535 00:34:22,629 --> 00:34:25,331 AARON JENNINGS, WE HAVE WORKED TOGETHER GRASIE MERCEDES AND 536 00:34:25,331 --> 00:34:30,070 JUSTIN CUNNINGHAM, WE HADN'T WORKED TOGETHER, BUT THEY, LIKE, FIT IN SO WONDERFULLY. 537 00:34:30,070 --> 00:34:33,273 HONESTLY, LIKE, WE HAVE SO MUCH [ BLEEP ] FUN. LIKE IT'S SO FUN 538 00:34:33,273 --> 00:34:35,542 IT'S NOT A REAL JOB. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S A GOOD -- IT'S 539 00:34:35,542 --> 00:34:38,278 A GOOD VIBE. >> OH, I LOVE IT >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT A REAL JOB. 540 00:34:38,278 --> 00:34:40,547 >> LIKE WE'RE ALWAYS JUST LAUGHING IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE A REAL 541 00:34:40,547 --> 00:34:42,482 JOB. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT WE WANT TO WATCH 542 00:34:42,482 --> 00:34:44,150 THAT'S WHY PEOPLE LOVE IT, BECAUSE YOU WANT TO WATCH AND LAUGH. 543 00:34:44,150 --> 00:34:47,153 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE IS NICOLE BYER IN "GRAND CREW." 544 00:34:47,153 --> 00:34:48,288 HERE IS NICOLE BYER IN "GRAND CREW." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 545 00:34:49,289 --> 00:34:53,960 * >> MICKEY, WHY ARE YOU IN MY 546 00:34:53,960 --> 00:35:03,670 HOME, AND WHY ARE YOU HERE SO EARLY IN THE MO -- NO, NO, NO, YOU DIDN'T 547 00:35:03,670 --> 00:35:06,406 STANDING STILL DOESN'T MAKE YOU INVISIBLE. DID YOU SLEEP WITH MY BROTHER? 548 00:35:06,406 --> 00:35:11,444 AND DON'T YOU LIE TO ME. >> OH, YES, LIKE THREE TIMES LAST NIGHT 549 00:35:11,444 --> 00:35:14,047 >> DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW HOW MANY ROUNDS YOU WENT. JUST WANTED A YES OR NO. 550 00:35:14,047 --> 00:35:17,450 >> YOU SAID DON'T LIE TO YOU ALSO TWO MORE TIMES THIS MORNING. 551 00:35:17,450 --> 00:35:25,291 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE STANDING 552 00:35:25,291 --> 00:35:29,095 STILL DOESN'T MEAN - NICOLE BYER! "GRAND CREW" AIRS TUESDAY 553 00:35:29,095 --> 00:35:30,864 NIGHTS AT 8:30 ON NBC. THAT'S AWESOME COME BACK, PLEASE. 554 00:35:30,864 --> 00:35:32,799 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING ME >> Jimmy: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK 555 00:35:32,799 --> 00:35:34,534 WITH A PERFORMANCE FROM IMAGINE DRAGONS. STICK AROUND 556 00:35:34,534 --> 00:35:59,125 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 557 00:35:59,125 --> 00:36:00,827 >> Jimmy: PERFORMING THEIR HIT "ENEMY" FROM THE NETFLIX ANIMATED SERIES "ARCANE," HERE 558 00:36:00,827 --> 00:36:03,463 "ENEMY" FROM THE NETFLIX ANIMATED SERIES "ARCANE," HERE ARE IMAGINE DRAGONS. 559 00:36:07,033 --> 00:36:13,273 * >> LOOK OUT FOR YOURSELF * I 560 00:36:13,273 --> 00:36:17,844 WAKE UP TO THE SOUND OF THE SILENCE THAT ALLOWS * 561 00:36:17,844 --> 00:36:21,781 * FOR MY MIND TO RUN AROUND WITH MY EAR UP TO THE GROUND * 562 00:36:21,781 --> 00:36:25,285 * I'M SEARCHING TO BEHOLD THE STORIES THAT ARE TOLD * * WHEN MY BAC 563 00:36:25,285 --> 00:36:27,554 WAS TO THE WORLD * * THERE WAS SMILING WHEN I TURNED * 564 00:36:27,554 --> 00:36:34,794 * TELL YOU YOU'RE THE GREATEST * * BUT ONCE YOU TURN 565 00:36:34,794 --> 00:36:43,236 THEY HATE US * * OH, THE MISER EVERYBODY WANTS TO B 566 00:36:43,236 --> 00:36:50,210 MY ENEMY * * SPARE THE SYMPATH EVERYBODY WANTS TO B 567 00:36:50,210 --> 00:37:02,088 MY ENEMY * * LOOK OUT FOR YOURSELF MY ENEMY * 568 00:37:02,088 --> 00:37:16,903 * LOOK OUT FOR YOURSELF BUT I'M READY * * 569 00:37:16,903 --> 00:37:20,273 * YOUR WORDS UP ON THE WALL AS YOU'RE PRAYIN FOR MY FALL * 570 00:37:20,273 --> 00:37:25,278 * AND THE LAUGHTE IN THE HALLS * * AND THE NAMES 571 00:37:25,278 --> 00:37:27,714 THAT I'VE BEEN CALLED * * I STACK IT IN MY MIND I'M WAITIN 572 00:37:27,714 --> 00:37:29,916 FOR THE TIME * * WHEN I SHOW YOU WHAT IT'S LIKE * 573 00:37:29,916 --> 00:37:31,885 * TO BE WORDS SPIT IN A MIC * * TELL YOU YOU'RE 574 00:37:31,885 --> 00:37:41,127 THE GREATEST * * BUT ONCE YOU TURN THEY HATE US * 575 00:37:41,127 --> 00:37:48,101 * OH, THE MISER EVERYBODY WANTS TO B MY ENEMY * 576 00:37:48,101 --> 00:37:55,241 * SPARE THE SYMPATH EVERYBODY WANTS TO B MY ENEMY * 577 00:37:55,241 --> 00:38:06,586 * LOOK OUT FOR YOURSELF MY ENEMY LOOK OUT FOR YOURSELF * 578 00:38:06,586 --> 00:38:10,090 * THEY SAY PRAY IT WA I SWEAR, I'LL NEVER * * BE A SAIN 579 00:38:10,090 --> 00:38:15,128 NO WAY * * I TURN, IN THE CORNER IS THE PLACE I STAY * 580 00:38:15,128 --> 00:38:20,033 * I SHAKE, AND I THIN ABOUT THE POWERS AT PLAY THE POWERS AT PLAY * 581 00:38:20,033 --> 00:38:22,268 * KIDS IN THE DAR DOOMED FROM THE START * * AND THE CHILD 582 00:38:22,268 --> 00:38:24,604 IN THE BASEMEN FACE IN THE PAVEMENT * * OH, WHAT A STATEMEN 583 00:38:24,604 --> 00:38:27,040 LOVE IS EMBRACIN' * * LOVE IS A CONSTAN LOVE IS THE BASIS * 584 00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:28,808 * HE CANNOT B SHE CANNOT BE THEY CANNOT BE CHANGED * 585 00:38:28,808 --> 00:38:40,820 * BUT KEEP ON PRAYIN' GOOD BYE * * OH, THE MISER 586 00:38:40,820 --> 00:38:46,593 EVERYBODY WANTS TO B MY ENEMY * * SPARE THE SYMPATH 587 00:38:46,593 --> 00:38:52,465 CAUSE EVERYBODY WANTS TO B MY ENEMY * * OH, THE MISER 588 00:38:52,465 --> 00:38:58,171 EVERYBODY WANTS TO B MY ENEMY * * SPARE THE SYMPATH 589 00:38:58,171 --> 00:39:04,344 CAUSE EVERYBODY WANTS TO B MY ENEMY * * PRAY IT AWA 590 00:39:04,344 --> 00:39:07,013 I SWEAR * * I'LL NEVER BE A SAINT NO WAY 591 00:39:07,013 --> 00:39:11,017 MY ENEMY * * PRAY IT AWA I SWEA 592 00:39:11,017 --> 00:39:16,056 I'LL NEVER BE A SAINT * * THEY SA PRAY IT AWAY 593 00:39:16,056 --> 00:39:19,859 I SWEAR * * I'LL NEVER BE A SAINT NO WAY * 594 00:39:19,859 --> 00:39:24,497 * THEY SA PRAY IT AWAY I SWEAR * 595 00:39:24,497 --> 00:39:29,035 * I'LL NEVER BE A SAINT NO WAY LOOK OUT FOR YOURSELF * 596 00:39:29,035 --> 00:39:33,306 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IMAGINE DRAGONS! CATCH THEM ON TOUR NOW 597 00:39:33,306 --> 00:39:39,846 MY THANKS TO JAMIE DORNAN, NICOLE BYER. IMAGINE DRAGONS ONCE AGAIN 598 00:39:39,846 --> 00:39:44,250 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 599 00:39:44,250 --> 00:39:47,287 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 600 00:39:47,287 --> 00:39:52,459 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 601 00:39:52,459 --> 00:40:24,791 * * *