1 00:00:09,542 --> 00:00:12,145 * >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN 2 00:00:12,145 --> 00:00:16,049 ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING 3 00:00:16,049 --> 00:00:22,722 JIMMY FALLON." TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - 4 00:00:22,722 --> 00:00:28,194 KEVIN HART JOSEPH QUINN MUSICAL GUEST: TORO Y MOI, 5 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:36,569 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1687 6 00:00:36,569 --> 00:00:37,537 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:38,838 --> 00:00:58,324 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 8 00:00:58,324 --> 00:01:06,399 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOW! LOVE IT. 9 00:01:06,399 --> 00:01:09,069 I LOVE YOU LOOK AT YOU GUYS THANK YOU! 10 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:13,606 WELCOME! ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 11 00:01:13,606 --> 00:01:21,581 "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. OH, MY GOODNESS. THAT'S A CROWD 12 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:23,316 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SHOW THEM HOW IT'S DONE RIGHT THERE. 13 00:01:23,316 --> 00:01:24,851 HEY. WELL, LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS, GUYS 14 00:01:24,851 --> 00:01:26,753 WELL GUYS, THE PAST FIVE DAYS, PRESIDENT BIDEN HAS BEEN ISOLATING WITH COVID AND TODAY 15 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:30,290 HIS DOCTOR SAID THAT HIS SYMPTOMS ARE NOW ALMOST COMPLETELY RESOLVED. 16 00:01:30,290 --> 00:01:36,563 YEAH, THAT'S GREAT [ APPLAUSE ] BIDEN'S STAFF WAS LIKE, "JUST 17 00:01:36,563 --> 00:01:41,334 TO BE SAFE, LET'S KEEP HIM ISOLATED UNTIL 2025. [ LAUGHTER ] 18 00:01:41,334 --> 00:01:43,169 I'M HAPPY FOR THE PRESIDENT BECAUSE USUALLY WHEN YOU HEAR THE WORDS "BIDEN" AND "VIRAL," 19 00:01:43,169 --> 00:01:46,239 IT'S BECAUSE HE FELL UP THE STAIRS [ LAUGHTER ] 20 00:01:46,239 --> 00:01:49,943 AND YOU GO, "HOW DO YOU DO THAT?" YEP. 21 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:51,644 BIDEN'S DOCTOR SAID THAT HIS PULSE, BLOOD PRESSURE, AND RESPIRATORY RATE REMAIN 22 00:01:51,644 --> 00:01:58,251 ABSOLUTELY NORMAL. THEN BIDEN FLIPPED ON THE NEWS AND HIS DOCTOR SAID, 23 00:01:58,251 --> 00:02:01,354 "NEVERMIND." [ LAUGHTER ] BIDEN'S BEEN ISOLATING FOR THE 24 00:02:01,354 --> 00:02:05,792 LAST FIVE DAYS WHEN ASK HOW HE SPENT THE TIME, BIDEN SAID, "I TOLD ONE STORY. 25 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:09,696 [ LAUGHTER ] GOOD ONE IT WAS A GOOD ONE. 26 00:02:09,696 --> 00:02:12,532 >> Steve: YEAH, COME ON. >> Jimmy: YEP, BIDEN'S TREATMENT INVOLVED TAKING SIX 27 00:02:12,532 --> 00:02:19,439 PILLS A DAY FOR FIVE DAYS. ALL WEEKEND LONG, HIS PILL ORGANIZER WAS HOLDING ON FOR 28 00:02:19,439 --> 00:02:24,077 DEAR LIFE. [ LAUGHTER ] "MONDAY, TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, 29 00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:28,948 THURSDAY, FRIDAY." WELL, AS THE ONGOING PILOT SHORTAGE LEADS TO MORE FLIGHT 30 00:02:28,948 --> 00:02:30,750 CANCELLATIONS, SENATORS HAVE INTRODUCED A NEW BILL TO RAISE THE MANDATORY RETIREMENT AGE 31 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:37,557 FOR PILOTS YEAH, THAT'S WHO PASSENGERS WANT FLYING THEIR PLANE, A 32 00:02:37,557 --> 00:02:41,695 A PILOT WHO THOUGHT HIS BEST DAYS WERE BEHIND HIM [ LAUGHTER ] 33 00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:44,631 HE'S LIKE, "I'M BACK I'M MAVERICK." AND YOU GO, "HOLD ON 34 00:02:44,631 --> 00:02:47,834 YOU'RE NOT MAVERICK. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW THE PILOTS ARE OLD 35 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:53,807 WHEN THEY START SHOWING UP TO EVERY FLIGHT THREE HOURS EARLY LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO." 36 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:55,375 YOU'LL KNOW THE PILOT IS OLDER WHEN HE GETS ASSIGNED GATE B-7 AND YELLS BINGO. 37 00:02:55,375 --> 00:03:02,315 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING [ LAUGHTER ] AND GET THIS 38 00:03:02,315 --> 00:03:04,217 A RECENT ALASKA AIRLINES FLIGHT WAS DELAYED BECAUSE TWO PILOTS WHO WERE SUPPOSED TO FLY THE 39 00:03:04,217 --> 00:03:06,052 PLANE HAD A PROFESSIONAL DISAGREEMENT WE ACTUALLY GOT AHOLD OF THE 40 00:03:06,052 --> 00:03:08,955 PILOTS' RECORDING. LISTEN TO THIS 41 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:17,831 WELCOME ABOARD ALASKA AIRLINES FLIGHTS 1746 THIS IS YOUR PILOT SPEAKING. 42 00:03:17,831 --> 00:03:20,233 WE'LL BE FLYING AT AN ALTITUDE OF 31,000 FEET AND OUR IN-FLIGHT SNACKS TODAY ARE 43 00:03:20,233 --> 00:03:22,402 PECANS >> YOUR OTHER PILOT HERE IT'S ACTUALLY PRONOUNCED 44 00:03:22,402 --> 00:03:26,139 PE-CAHNS [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S PECANS 45 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:29,943 >> I THINK YOU MEAN PE-CAHNS >> I MEAN, PECANS. LIKE A PECAN PIE 46 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:32,245 >> PE-CAHN PIE >> CAN >> CAHN. 47 00:03:32,245 --> 00:03:33,780 >> CAN LOOK, WE -- WE CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. 48 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:37,917 >> WE CAHN'T DO THIS ANYMORE >> WHY DOESN'T THIS PLANE JUST SERVE PEANUTS. 49 00:03:37,917 --> 00:03:46,426 >> PEH-NOOTS >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD [ APPLAUSE ] 50 00:03:46,426 --> 00:03:49,362 WELL, SOME BUSINESS NEWS TODAY THE BARBECUE GRILL COMPANY WEBER REPLACED THEIR 51 00:03:49,362 --> 00:03:53,533 CEO, AS THEY CONTINUE TO STRUGGLE WITH A DECLINE IN SALES. 52 00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:55,435 IT'S NOT AN EASY JOB 'CAUSE THE CEO WAS ANNOYED 'CAUSE ANOTHER GUY WAS ALWAYS STANDING RIGHT 53 00:03:55,435 --> 00:03:58,238 BEHIND HIM TELLING HIM WHAT TO DO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 54 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:04,778 IT'S LIKE, "IT'S TIME TO FLIP THOSE NUMBERS. YEAH, APPARENTLY, PEOPLE AREN'T 55 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:07,380 EXCITED TO STAND IN FRONT OF A A GRILL WHEN IT'S 150 DEGREES OUTSIDE. 56 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:15,355 [ LAUGHTER ] LISTEN TO THIS, DUE TO RISING FOOD PRICES, BURGERS AND PIZZAS 57 00:04:15,355 --> 00:04:18,692 ARE GETTING SMALLER. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] YEP, A WHITE CASTLE BURGER IS 58 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:21,594 NOW THE SIZE OF A POSTAGE STAMP. [ LAUGHTER ] 59 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:24,097 SERIOUSLY, THIS IS THE PIZZA I ORDERED LAST NIGHT LOOK AT THAT THING 60 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:28,802 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH, MY GOD >> Jimmy: I ACTUALLY PUT THE 61 00:04:28,802 --> 00:04:30,070 PIZZA ON TOP OF THAT LITTLE TABLE. IT WORKED PRETTY GOOD. 62 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:32,605 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GUYS, EVERYONE LOVES TIKTOK 63 00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:34,474 WE DO LOVE IT HERE, BUT SOMETIMES YOU JUST WANT TO SKIP THE BORING PARTS OF THE VIDEO 64 00:04:34,474 --> 00:04:40,280 AND GET RIGHT TO THE GOOD PART WELL IT TURNS OUT YOU CAN. ALL RIGHT? 65 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:43,116 FOR INSTANCE, IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS VIDEO, YOU CAN SKIP THIS PART 66 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:45,852 * >> Jimmy: AND YOU GO RIGHT TO THIS PART. 67 00:04:45,852 --> 00:04:52,625 * [ SCREAMS [ LAUGHTER ] 68 00:04:52,625 --> 00:05:01,234 [ APPLAUSE ] [ SAD TUBA ] >> Jimmy: WANNA USE THAT LIGHT 69 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:03,870 OFF -- >> Steve: OUT OF THE WAY >> Jimmy: -- THAT FRIDGE LIGHT 70 00:05:03,870 --> 00:05:05,839 IT'S A DIFFERENT TYPE OF LIGHTING EFFECT. YEAH 71 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:10,110 >> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: LET ME GIVE YOU ANOTHER EXAMPLE. 72 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:19,586 YOU CAN SKIP THIS PART I CAN GO RIGHT TO THIS PART. THERE YOU GO 73 00:05:19,586 --> 00:05:26,693 [ APPLAUSE ] HERE'S A FINAL EXAMPLE YOU CAN SKIP THIS PART 74 00:05:26,693 --> 00:05:38,605 AND GO RIGHT TO THIS PART. [ CRASHES [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 75 00:05:38,605 --> 00:05:48,481 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS. GUYS, I SAW DISNEY PLUS JUST 76 00:05:48,481 --> 00:05:51,818 STARTED STREAMING ITS FIRST R-RATED MOVIE. [ AUDIENCE OOHS 77 00:05:51,818 --> 00:05:53,687 BEFORE THIS, THE ONLY CURSING YOU HEARD AROUND DISNEY PLUS WAS WHEN KIDS ASK THEIR PARENTS 78 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:56,956 TO TURN ON "ENCANTO" AGAIN [ LAUGHTER ] "I'M GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO DO 79 00:05:56,956 --> 00:06:00,126 IT NOW, JUST PRESS 'MENU' AND THEN YOU GO TO -- 80 00:06:00,126 --> 00:06:04,030 KID'S CHEWING ON THE REMOTE CONTROL. THAT'S RIGHT 81 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:07,233 FOR THE FIRST TIME, DISNEY PLUS IS OFFERING R-RATED MOVIES IT'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN I 82 00:06:07,233 --> 00:06:08,168 EXPECTED THOUGH. CHECK THIS OUT 83 00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:20,580 HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO IT'S OFF TO WORK WE GO * [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 84 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:22,749 >> Jimmy: UNBELIEVABLE THAT'S TERRIBLE. TURN IT OFF. 85 00:06:22,749 --> 00:06:25,485 >> Steve: WAS THAT THE NAME OF THE MOVIE? >> Jimmy: WHAT IS THAT 86 00:06:25,485 --> 00:06:27,887 >> Steve: "HEIGH-HO" >> Jimmy: HEIGH-HO NO, IT'S NOT 87 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:32,926 NO NO [ LAUGHTER ] 88 00:06:32,926 --> 00:06:37,163 YOU KNOW, THE SEVEN DWARVES. >> Steve: YEAH DRINKY 89 00:06:37,163 --> 00:06:43,069 >> Jimmy: DROOPY >> Steve: TACKY. >> Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH 90 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:45,271 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: TINY >> Jimmy: YEAH, TINY 91 00:06:45,271 --> 00:06:48,308 YEAH, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] WELL THIS IS COOL. 92 00:06:48,308 --> 00:06:50,944 I READ THAT NEXT YEAR, NASCAR IS REPORTEDLY LAUNCHING AN ELECTRIC RACING SERIES 93 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:54,214 IT'S LIKE REGULAR RACING, EXCEPT THE WINNER POUNDS A A GALLON OF OAT MILK 94 00:06:54,214 --> 00:07:02,622 [ LAUGHTER ] DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? TOMORROW'S MEGAMILLIONS JACKPOT 95 00:07:02,622 --> 00:07:06,026 IS UP TO $790 MILLION. 790 MILLION. YOU CAN TELL EVERYONE WANTS TO 96 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:08,328 WIN THIS EVEN THE GUY WHO CALLS THE NUMBERS EVERY NIGHT. 97 00:07:08,328 --> 00:07:08,828 NUMBERS EVERY NIGHT. LISTEN TO THIS 98 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:10,730 >> TO WIN THAT JACKPOT, YOU 99 00:07:10,730 --> 00:07:15,035 MUST MATCH THESE FIVE WHITE BALLS PLUS THAT GOLD MEGABALL. HERE WE GO 100 00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:18,371 FIRST, 60. OH, MY GOD NEXT, IT'S 66. 101 00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:23,843 OH, MY GOD THEN IT'S 14 KURT, I'M QUITTING 102 00:07:23,843 --> 00:07:28,081 THEN 40. I ALWAYS HATED YOUR STUPID FACE, KURT 103 00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:30,917 AND COME ON 32 MOTHER[ BLEEP [ LAUGHTER ] 104 00:07:30,917 --> 00:07:37,390 KURT, I'M SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID [ APPLAUSE ] 105 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:40,060 >> Jimmy: WELL THIS IS GOING VIRAL. A CONTRACTOR IS BEING BLAMED 106 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:41,761 FOR AN UNUSUAL PROBLEM IN ONE CALIFORNIA TOWN. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 107 00:07:41,761 --> 00:07:41,795 CALIFORNIA TOWN. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 108 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:50,370 CALIFORNIA PAINTED THE CROOKEDEST ROAD IN THE WORLD 109 00:07:50,370 --> 00:07:54,541 THE STRANGE ZIGZAG MARKINGS ARE NOT WHAT CITY OFFICIALS HAD IN MIND 110 00:07:54,541 --> 00:07:56,376 A MASSIVE DO-OVER IS ON THE WAY TO REPLACE THESE ODD SQUIGGLES WITH NEW LANE MARKINGS DONE TO 111 00:07:56,376 --> 00:08:00,747 CODE >> Jimmy: YEAH, THIS IS WHY YOU JUST DON'T TELL CITY EMPLOYEES 112 00:08:00,747 --> 00:08:04,484 TO JUST HAVE FUN WITH IT [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, IT'S TIME FOR 113 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:08,021 "GOOD NAME, BAD NAME, GREAT NAME." HERE WE GO, EVERYONE 114 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:08,054 NAME." HERE WE GO, EVERYONE 115 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:10,390 * * GOOD NAME, BAD NAME 116 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:13,660 GREAT NAME, YES * >> Jimmy: FIRST UP, WE HAVE "NOPE. 117 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:17,864 WELL, THAT IS A GOOD NAME FOR A HORROR MOVIE IT IS A BAD NAME FOR A DATING 118 00:08:17,864 --> 00:08:22,035 APP. IT'S A GREAT NAME FOR WHAT McDONALD'S EMPLOYEES SAY EVERY 119 00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:28,174 TIME YOU ASK IF THE McFLURRY MACHINE IS WORKING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 120 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:31,778 NEXT WE HAVE "BREAK MY SOUL. THAT'S A GOOD NAME FOR A A BEYONCE SONG 121 00:08:31,778 --> 00:08:37,050 IT'S A BAD NAME FOR A SHOE STORE. [ LAUGHTER ] 122 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:40,320 IT'S A GREAT NAME FOR BEING ON HOLD WITH SPECTRUM CABLE CUSTOMER SERVICE 123 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:46,092 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "FORGET IT!" AFTER THAT, THERE'S "THE GRAY 124 00:08:46,092 --> 00:08:48,294 MAN. THAT'S A GOOD NAME FOR A A NETFLIX MOVIE. 125 00:08:48,294 --> 00:08:52,766 IT'S A BAD NAME FOR A SUPERHERO. A GREAT NAME FOR A RETIRED 126 00:08:52,766 --> 00:09:01,608 MEMBER OF THE BLUE MAN GROUP [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT UP, THERE IS "ROLLING 127 00:09:01,608 --> 00:09:04,778 LOUD." WELL, THAT'S A GOOD NAME FOR A A MUSIC FESTIVAL 128 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:07,747 IT'S A BAD NAME FOR A NURSING HOME SHUTTLE [ LAUGHTER ] 129 00:09:07,747 --> 00:09:09,716 AND A GREAT NAME FOR GETTING THE GROCERY CART WITH THE SQUEAKY WHEEL. 130 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:13,853 "AH, SORRY EVERYBODY IT'S GOING TO BE LOUD. [ APPLAUSE ] 131 00:09:13,853 --> 00:09:15,622 AND FINALLY, THERE'S "ABOUT DAMN TIME. THAT'S A GOOD NAME FOR A LIZZO 132 00:09:15,622 --> 00:09:19,225 SONG THAT'S A BAD NAME FOR A FOOD DELIVERY APP 133 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:25,231 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S A GREAT NAME FOR A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT CLOCKS 134 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,901 VOICED BY SAMUEL L. JACKSON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S IS ALL FOR "GOOD NAME, 135 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:30,236 BAD NAME, GREAT NAME." WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT KEVIN HART IS HERE TONIGHT 136 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:36,710 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FROM "STRANGER THINGS," JOSEPH QUINN IS ON THE SHOW 137 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:39,746 TONIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM 138 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:43,249 TORO Y MOI STICK AROUND EVERYBODY WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 139 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:45,785 KEVIN HART, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 140 00:09:45,785 --> 00:09:57,063 * >> SO, THEN I TOLD DAVE, I SAID, "HEY, MAN, I'M GOING TO 141 00:09:57,063 --> 00:10:00,533 GIFT CHRIS A GOAT AT THE END OF THE SHOW." HE SAID, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" 142 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:03,870 I SAID, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'WHAT DO I MEAN? I'M GONNA GO GET A GOAT. 143 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:16,416 GOING TO GET A GOAT? I CAN GET A GOAT." >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, 144 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:20,787 EVERYBODY. JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU, WE'RE STARTING A BOOK CLUB 145 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:23,089 HERE THE -- RIGHT HERE IS OUR BOOK, OUR FIRST BOOK FOR OUR BOOK 146 00:10:23,089 --> 00:10:25,825 CLUB IS CALLED "TOMORROW, AND TOMORROW, AND TOMORROW," GABRIELLE ZEVIN. 147 00:10:25,825 --> 00:10:31,164 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PICK IT UP, LOCAL BOOKSTORE, GET IT FROM A LIBRARY. 148 00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:34,567 WE'RE GOING TO START SOON, AND ALL THE SOCIALS, AND GET REALLY INTO THIS BOOK CLUB THING. 149 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:36,870 WHICH I -- I MEAN, THIS ONE, I'M REALLY -- I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE DO. 150 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:40,340 WE MEET? WE MEET UP [ LAUGHTER ] 151 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:42,075 WE MEET UP AT LIKE, AT MY HOUSE OR SOMETHING [ LAUGHTER ] 152 00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:44,511 COME OVER TO MY HOUSE, WE'LL DISCUSS THE BOOK >> Questlove: YEAH 153 00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:46,680 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, AND YEAH AND THEN WE'LL JUST HAVE FUN WITH THIS. 154 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:49,549 BUT I'M ALREADY -- I'M A COUPLE CHAPTERS IN. I'M SKIPPING A LITTLE BIT 155 00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:54,788 AHEAD. >> Steve: OH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 156 00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:57,724 >> Jimmy: LIKE "TOMORROW, AND TOMORROW, AND TOMORROW," I'M ALREADY AT TOMORROW. 157 00:10:57,724 --> 00:11:03,196 [ LAUGHTER ] WE HAVE A GREAT WEEK OF SHOWS AHEAD, GUYS. 158 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:05,198 MARK WAHLBERG WILL BE HERE THIS WEEK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 159 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:08,568 JOHN KRASINSKI WILL BE ON THE SHOW TOMORROW. NEIL PATRICK HARRIS. 160 00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:11,171 CARA DELEVIGNE AND MUSIC FROM MAGGIE ROGERS WHAT A WEEK. 161 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:14,240 BUT FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. YOU KNOW HIM AS EDDIE MUNSON ON 162 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:18,178 "STRANGER THINGS." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I KNOW, IT'S A HOT SHOW. 163 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:27,087 [ CHEERS ] JOSEPH QUINN IS ON THE SHOW THIS EVENING 164 00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:31,191 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM TORO Y MOI, LOOK AT THAT 165 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:42,235 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT FIRST, MY FIRST GUEST IS ONE OF THE MOST TALENTED AND 166 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:44,504 HARDEST WORKING PEOPLE ON THE PLANET HE STARS IN "DC LEAGUE OF 167 00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:47,374 SUPER-PETS," WHICH IS IN THEATERS ON FRIDAY AND YOU CAN CATCH HIM IN "ME 168 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,809 TIME," ON NETFLIX, BEGINNING AUGUST 26th. PLEASE WELCOME KEVIN HART. 169 00:11:49,809 --> 00:11:49,843 AUGUST 26th. PLEASE WELCOME KEVIN HART. 170 00:11:50,477 --> 00:12:00,053 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 171 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:18,838 * >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE ONE AND ONLY 172 00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:21,141 THAT'S THE ONE AND ONLY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KEVIN HART 173 00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:23,643 >> NICE. >> Jimmy: LOOKING GOOD >> HELLO, HELLO, HELLO 174 00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:28,081 WOW. >> Jimmy: LOOKING GOOD, KEV. KEV, WHAT -- WHAT DO YOU HAVE 175 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,850 THERE? 'CAUSE I HAVE IT HERE, AS WELL, I BELIEVE. 176 00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:37,190 >> OH, THIS HERE >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THIS IS ACTUALLY A VERY 177 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:41,261 SMOOTH TASTE OF MY NEW TEQUILA CALLED GRAN CORAMINO IT'S A CRISTALINO. 178 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:44,431 IF YOU DON'T KNOW, CRISTALINO IS A CLEAR REPOSADO, WHICH IS WHY I DECIDED TO DO IT 179 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,700 BUT IT'S A VERY GOOD TEQUILA MY TEQUILA I'LL GIVE YOU A TASTE AS WELL. 180 00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:51,404 ENJOY. ENJOY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 181 00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:53,940 TASTE THE GOD -- TASTE IT! [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: TEQUILA'S NOT ONE OF 182 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,776 THOSE THINGS YOU JUST THROW DOWN >> MINE IS 183 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,845 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: CAN -- CAN I KINDA PREPARE MYSELF 184 00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:00,914 >> TASTE THE DAMN TEQUILA, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: I KNOW, HOLD ON 185 00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:03,116 A SECOND, LIKE - WE'VE GOTTA BE IN THE THING, WHERE -- 186 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,185 >> NO, WE DON'T. >> Jimmy: LIKE, WHERE ARE WE >> NO, WE DON'T. 187 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:07,821 WELL, RIGHT NOW? >> Jimmy: NO, I MEAN, LIKE WHAT WOULD WE NORMALLY DO TO HAVE 188 00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:10,090 THIS >> WELL, I WOULD PROBABLY BE TALKING, I WOULD BE HAVING A 189 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:14,594 A CONVERSATION ABOUT WHAT I DID LAST NIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] 190 00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:20,500 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD ONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WOW. 191 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:23,970 WOW. >> HUH SEE THAT 192 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,272 >> Jimmy: IT CHANGED -- LOOK, MY VOICE IS DIFFERENT. >> IT'S DIFFERENT, RIGHT 193 00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:28,808 >> Jimmy: IT CHANGED ME. >> YOU WANT IT TO HAVE A LITTLE BITE BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE A 194 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,977 A BITE >> Jimmy: I DID. >> IT'S VERY SMOOTH. 195 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:34,247 >> Jimmy: SMOOTH >> IT'S VERY SMOOTH. >> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU GET - 196 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:36,983 I -- I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS. >> HOW DO I GET SMOOTH >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, I KNOW 197 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,318 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'VE ALWAYS -- ALWAYS BEEN SMOOTH 198 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,720 >> WANT ME TO ANSWER THAT? >> Jimmy: NO, NO, YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN SMOOTH. 199 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:44,090 >> HOW DO I GET SMOOTH >> Jimmy: HOW DO I GET SMOOTH. THIS GUY 200 00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:47,093 THIS GUY, HOW DO I GET SMOOTH? THIS GUY, ALL OF A SUDDEN. BUT HOW DO YOU GET INVOLVED 201 00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:49,229 WITH A TEQUILA COMPANY >> I'M A TEQUILA LOVER I HAVE BEEN FOR A LONG TIME, 202 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,097 AND -- >> Jimmy: BUT YOU'VE GOTTA PUT A LOT OF WORK INTO THIS STUFF 203 00:13:51,097 --> 00:13:54,100 IF YOU WANNA PUT YOUR NAME ON IT >> WELL, IT TOOK ME ABOUT 204 00:13:54,100 --> 00:14:00,707 FOUR -- FOUR TO FIVE YEARS TO DEVELOP IT AND I DIDN'T WANT TO JUST DO IT 205 00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:05,078 WITH ANYBODY SO, I WENT AND FOUND WHO I CALL BASICALLY THE -- THE KING OF 206 00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:11,551 TEQUILA, A GUY NAMED JUAN BECKMANN, RIGHT AND WHAT HE IS, AND IS 207 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,953 RESPONSIBLE FOR SO MUCH GROWTH IN THE SPACE HIS DISTRIBUTION PIPELINE, THE 208 00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:21,061 DEVELOPMENT, LIKE, HE'S DONE IT RIGHT. SO I WENT TO HIM, I TOLD HIM I 209 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:23,663 WANTED TO PARTNER WITH HIM, AND I WANTED TO MAKE WHAT I COULD CONSIDER THE BEST VERSION OF A 210 00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,865 A TEQUILA FOR ME AND WE STUMBLED ON A A CRISTALINO, AND I WASN'T 211 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,368 HAPPY UNTIL IT WAS RIGHT YOU KNOW, IF IT'S NOT RIGHT, THEN IT'S NOT FOR ME 212 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,570 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT HAS TO BE A PART OF MY LIFESTYLE. 213 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,972 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND WE CRACKED THE CODE >> Jimmy: IS THAT ONE OF YOUR 214 00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:35,075 THINGS THAT YOU DO YOU JUST WORK WITH GREAT PEOPLE 215 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:37,210 >> YES >> Jimmy: THE BEST >> WELL, YOU'VE GOTTA OUTSOURCE 216 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,746 PEOPLE THAT YOU CAN GROW WITH. I'M ALL ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS. YOU'RE A RELATIONSHIP. 217 00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,915 WE'VE GROWN OVER THE COURSE OF YEARS, RIGHT >> Jimmy: YEAH 218 00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:44,751 >> AND ME COMING ON YOUR SHOW ISN'T SOMETHING WHERE YOU WORRY, 'CAUSE YOU KNOW I'VE GOT 219 00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:47,087 YOUR BACK, YOU'VE GOT MINE THAT'S A GREAT RELATIONSHIP. IT SHOULD BE LIKE THAT 220 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,788 WHY'D YOU LAUGH? THAT WASN'T A JOKE [ LAUGHTER ] 221 00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:50,557 IT SHOULD -- IT SHOULD BE LIKE THAT >> Jimmy: IT IS LIKE THAT. 222 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,759 >> IT IS LIKE THAT >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I MEAN, I'VE GOT YOUR BACK, 223 00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:54,828 BUT YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: I ALWAYS GET YOUR BACK 224 00:14:54,828 --> 00:14:56,996 I LOVE YOU HOW'S THE FAM? >> WELL, I MEAN, THEY'RE GOOD 225 00:14:56,996 --> 00:14:59,833 NOW. YOU DIDN'T -- YOU DIDN'T CALL ON CHRISTMAS 226 00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:02,702 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU CHANGED YOUR NUMBER 227 00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:05,038 >> THAT'S TRUE >> Jimmy: DID CHANGE YOUR NUMBER, YEAH, YEAH 228 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,940 >> BUT YOU STILL HAVE MY HOTMAIL ADDRESS. [ LAUGHTER ] 229 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:11,211 >> Jimmy: HOTMAIL. >> YEAH, YOU DON'T HOTMAIL >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT I SAW? 230 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:15,482 I SAW A VIDEO OF THE BABY -- OH, NO, NOT THE BABY THE BABY IS ONE, RIGHT 231 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:18,418 >> MY BABY IS -- MY YOUNGEST IS TWO. >> Jimmy: TWO. 232 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,620 AND THEN THE OTHER ONE, THE 4-YEAR-OLD IS THE ONE -- >> YES, KENZO. 233 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,689 >> Jimmy: KENZO. >> KENZO >> Jimmy: YOUR WIFE WAS IN THE 234 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:25,325 CAR AND SHE GOES, "KENZO, DO AN IMPRESSION OF DADDY. >> OH, MY GOODNESS 235 00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:27,293 >> Jimmy: YOU SEE THIS >> HE'S SPOT ON. HE'S GOT ME DOWN 236 00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:29,262 >> Jimmy: LET ME SHOW EVERYONE -- I WANNA SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP OF THIS. 237 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,096 EVERYONE A CLIP OF THIS. >> HE REALLY DOES HAVE ME DOWN 238 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:32,432 >> HE TALKS LIKE, "WHAT? 239 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,267 WHAT YOU DOIN' THERE OKAY OH, OH, OH 240 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:38,104 OKAY ONE, TWO, THREE, OKAY. >> WHAT ELSE DOES HE SAY 241 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:46,513 HE SAYS, "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 242 00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:52,318 >> Jimmy: DUDE, THAT IS SO CUTE [ INDISCERNIBLE 243 00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:57,557 SO CUTE. DUDE, IT'S SO GOOD HE SHOULD OPEN FOR YOU, MAN. 244 00:15:57,557 --> 00:16:01,394 HE SHOULD COME OUT AND DO AN EARLY SHOW DO AN AFTERNOON SHOW 245 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,697 >> HE'S SUCH AN [ BLEEP >> Jimmy: NO COME ON, THAT'S -- 246 00:16:03,697 --> 00:16:06,433 >> THAT IMPRESSION -- THAT IMPRESSION >> Jimmy: YOU DID NOT LIKE THAT 247 00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:10,236 IMPRESSION OF YOU. >> HE ATTACKED ME. YOU SAW WHAT HE DID. 248 00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:13,206 [ LAUGHTER ] HE ATTACKED ME NO, SUCH A GOOD IMPRESSION 249 00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:16,810 AND HE ALSO CAN DO ME COMING OUT ON STAGE HE'LL GO -- HE -- HE DOES MY, 250 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:19,112 LIKE, "WHAT'S GOING ON EVERYBODY? HOW Y'ALL FEEL?" 251 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:22,716 >> Jimmy: HE DOES THAT >> HE HAS IT DOWN PAT. >> Jimmy: CAN I ASK YOU ABOUT 252 00:16:22,716 --> 00:16:25,118 GOING ONSTAGE, 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE -- TONIGHT, ACTUALLY, YOU'RE LEAVING TONIGHT 253 00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:27,420 YOU'RE GOING TO DO A SHOW WITH CHRIS ROCK >> YES, AT BARCLAYS. 254 00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:32,058 >> Jimmy: AT THE BARCLAYS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I MEAN, TWO OF THE BEST. 255 00:16:32,058 --> 00:16:34,294 >> YES >> Jimmy: TWO OF THE BEST TO EVER DO IT 256 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,696 BUT THEN YOU WERE AT THE GARDEN THE OTHER NIGHT. BY THE WAY, I WOULD SAY, EVERY 257 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:40,967 SHOW IS SOLD OUT BEYOND SOLD OUT. AND YOU WENT TO THE GARDEN THE 258 00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:46,539 OTHER DAY, AND WHO CAME OUT TO OPEN FOR YOU AND CHRIS ROCK? >> UH, YOU KNOW, WE WERE VERY 259 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,708 LUCKY TO HAVE THE RELATIONSHIPS THAT WE HAVE DAVE CHAPPELLE DECIDED TO COME 260 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:52,212 OUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS 261 00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:57,784 BUT, THEN -- >> THAT'S A GOAT THAT'S A GOAT. 262 00:16:57,784 --> 00:17:05,558 >> Jimmy: YEAH NOW, HOW DID -- HOW DID A GOAT GET ON STAGE AND WHO -- WHO 263 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:08,028 BROUGHT THE GOAT >> WELL, BASICALLY THE IDEA CAME BECAUSE I WAS LIKE, "YOU 264 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:10,697 KNOW, CHRIS, WE SHOULD DO SOME SHOWS TOGETHER HOW ABOUT WE JUST DO NEW YORK 265 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:14,534 AND JERSEY TOGETHER? CHRIS WAS LIKE, "COOL. AND I SAID, "DUDE, IF WE DO IT, 266 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:18,905 CHAPPELLE'S GONNA COME." AND ROCK WAS LIKE, "YEAH, NO, HE'LL COME." 267 00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:22,075 AND I SAID, "IT'LL BE LIKE, THE BIGGEST NIGHT IN HISTORY IF HE COMES. 268 00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:24,477 SO, THEN I TOLD DAVE, I SAID, "HEY, MAN, I'M GOING TO GIFT CHRIS A GOAT AT THE END OF THE 269 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:26,880 SHOW." HE SAID, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" I SAID, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 270 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,482 'WHAT DO I MEAN? I'M GONNA GO GET A GOAT. HE SAID, "HOW YOU GONNA GET 271 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,885 A GOAT?" I SAID, "I'M KEVIN HART. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'HOW AM I 272 00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:34,054 GOING TO GET A GOAT? I CAN GET A GOAT." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 273 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,855 >> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU GET A A GOAT >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "HOW DO 274 00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:38,058 YOU GET A GOAT?" YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET A GOAT 275 00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:39,459 YOU MAKE -- YOU CALL THE GOAT GUY. >> Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH, YEAH, 276 00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,294 YEAH CALL THE GOAT -- >> THERE'S A GOAT GUY. 277 00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:43,163 >> Jimmy: -- THE GOAT PERSON, YES. >> THERE'S A GOAT GUY. 278 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,665 >> Jimmy: THERE'S A GOAT GUY, AND YOU GO - >> TELL HIM I NEED A GOAT. 279 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,634 >> Jimmy: YES. >> BRING THE GOAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH 280 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:50,170 >> AND NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOT THE GOAT. SO, WE GET THE GOAT. 281 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:52,772 WE GET THE GOAT, BUT I HID THE GOAT FROM CHRIS. I DIDN'T WANT HIM TO SEE IT. 282 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:56,710 DAVE KNEW ABOUT THE GOAT AND AT THE END OF THE SHOW, AN AMAZING SHOW, WE ALL COME BACK 283 00:17:56,710 --> 00:18:02,382 ON STAGE, AND WE'RE SAYING GOOD NIGHT. AND I SAID, "CHRIS --" 284 00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:05,118 YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW, CHRIS IS A MENTOR, FRIEND, INSPIRATION. 285 00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:08,021 BUT HE'S A -- HE'S A LARGE PART OF THE REASON THAT I AM WHERE I AM TODAY IN MY CAREER JUST FROM 286 00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:10,156 HIS ADVICE, HIS INSIGHT, ET CETERA AND HE'S MY G.O.A.T., LIKE, 287 00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:14,627 HE'S MY -- MY GUY. AND I WANTED HIM TO FEEL THAT AND EXPERIENCE THE WORLD OF 288 00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:18,898 UNDERSTANDING OF HOW I FEEL ABOUT HIM IN FRONT OF THAT AUDIENCE 289 00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:21,301 SO I GAVE HIM THE GOAT AND I SAID, "PLEASE GIVE MY GUY HIS FLOWERS. 290 00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:23,269 AND THEY STOOD UP, SCREAMED, LOVED. HE ALMOST CRIED. 291 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:26,039 HE ALMOST BROKE DOWN AND CRIED ON STAGE, 'CAUSE HE -- >> Jimmy: CHRIS DID? 292 00:18:26,039 --> 00:18:32,445 >> YEAH, YEAH, CHRIS DID, MAN, IT WAS A REAL MOMENT LIKE, YOU DON'T -- YOU DON'T 293 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:39,786 SEE THAT IN OUR CULTURE ENOUGH YOU DON'T SEE US SHARE THE SPOTLIGHT, AND US -- US SHOW 294 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:42,288 ALIGNMENT IN, YOU KNOW, THE -- IN THE SPACE OF "IT DOESN'T HAVE TO JUST BE ONE. 295 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:45,458 RIGHT? LIKE, THERE'S BEEN THIS THING OF "IT CAN ONLY BE ONE GUY, OR 296 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,660 ONE FUNNY GUY AT THE TOP." >> Jimmy: YEAH, GREATEST OF ALL TIME 297 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:50,864 >> AND IT'S NOT THE CASE THERE'S SO MANY. THERE'S SO MUCH TALENT, AND WE 298 00:18:50,864 --> 00:18:53,233 SHOULD ALL CELEBRATE EACH OTHER MORE AND THAT'S WHAT THAT MOMENT WAS 299 00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:56,403 ABOUT, WAS ABOUT CELEBRATING MY BROTHER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 300 00:18:56,403 --> 00:19:02,509 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. >> QUEST WAS THERE >> Jimmy: QUESTLOVE WAS THERE. 301 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:06,246 I WAS LIKE, "DUDE, HOW DO YOU TOP -- HOW DO YOU TOP DAVE CHAPPELLE 302 00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:11,384 HOW DO YOU TOP CHRIS ROCK? HOW DO YOU TOP KEVIN HART. YOU BRING OUT THE GOAT, AND HOW 303 00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:18,058 DOES THE GOAT TOP EVERYTHING >> WELL. [ LAUGHTER ] 304 00:19:18,058 --> 00:19:20,160 THE GOAT, UH, GOAT TOOK A [ BLEEP ] ON STAGE >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO, THERE 305 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,327 YOU GO [ LAUGHTER ] [ RIM SHOT ] 306 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,930 DUDE, QUESTLOVE SAID IT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING HE EVER SAW >> IT WAS -- IT WAS NOT PLANNED 307 00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,799 EITHER, QUEST. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S THE ONE THING I DIDN'T 308 00:19:25,799 --> 00:19:27,667 THINK ABOUT. I SAID, "THE GOAT'S GOING TO COME OUT, DO A TIGHT TWO 309 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,070 MINUTES. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT INSTEAD, HE [ BLEEP ] ON 310 00:19:30,070 --> 00:19:34,040 CHRIS' SHOES [ LAUGHTER ] HE -- HE DESTROYED CHRIS' 311 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:40,780 SHOES. CHRIS HAD ON SOME WHITE MOON BOOTS AND THAT GOAT -- THAT 312 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:44,617 GOAT GOT HIM >> Jimmy: MOON BOOTS >> CHRIS JUST JUMPED IN, "YOU 313 00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:52,058 GOTTA BE --! YOU KNOW CHRIS, HE'S LIKE -- HE'S "THIS [ BLEEP ] GOAT, 314 00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:54,060 [ BLEEP ]! >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, EXACTLY. 315 00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:56,396 >> SORRY FOR CURSING >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE SO MANY - >> IT'S THE GRAN CORAMINO. 316 00:19:56,396 --> 00:20:05,271 >> Jimmy: I KNOW, YEAH IT'S -- YOU HAVE SO MANY THINGS GOING ON 317 00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:07,674 "HART TO HEART" IS YOUR SHOW ON PEACOCK. YOU DO A GREAT JOB WITH THAT 318 00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:12,245 >> THANK YOU, MAN. >> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU PROBABLY GOT INSPIRED BY -- WHO'S YOUR 319 00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:14,114 FAVORITE PEOPLE TO INTERVIEW >> I DID I DID. 320 00:20:14,114 --> 00:20:16,182 I REALLY DID >> Jimmy: YEAH, WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE - 321 00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:18,585 >> I'M TELLING YOU, I DID. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU DID. YOU -- YOU -- PEOPLE YOU 322 00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:20,787 ADMIRE, TALK SHOW HOSTS. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND YOU TOOK ADVICE. 323 00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:22,856 YOU DID WHAT THEY ARE DOING, AND YOU DID IT >> YOU KNOW WHAT 324 00:20:22,856 --> 00:20:25,158 I'M A SPONGE, AND I SOAK UP WHAT I CAN FROM THOSE I'M AROUND 325 00:20:25,158 --> 00:20:29,863 I'VE BEEN AROUND A LOT OF GREAT HOSTS. AND FOR ME TO NOW HAVE A TALK 326 00:20:29,863 --> 00:20:34,668 SHOW WHERE I'M ABLE TO DUPLICATE WHAT I'VE SEEN, RIGHT? 327 00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:37,504 AND -- AND REALLY PUT THAT TO WORK, ESPECIALLY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 328 00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:39,706 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU ABOUT TO BRING OUT A GOAT, MAYBE? >> NO. 329 00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:41,241 [ LAUGHTER ] NO WELL, YOU KNOW WHO IT WAS? 330 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:43,510 I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO TELL YOU WHO IT WAS >> Jimmy: OF COURSE I DO 331 00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:47,881 >> CONAN ME AND CONAN - [ LAUGHTER ] 332 00:20:47,881 --> 00:20:49,382 ME AND CONAN, WE - >> Jimmy: WE -- WE ALREADY WENT -- WE'RE ALREADY IN 333 00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:52,052 COMMERCIAL WE ALREADY WENT TO COMMERCIAL. >> BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT MY 334 00:20:52,052 --> 00:20:55,655 RELATIONSHIPS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT -- BUT YOU DO 335 00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:58,058 THAT, BUT THEN WE HAD -- WE HAVE MARK WAHLBERG IS COMING ON 336 00:20:58,058 --> 00:21:01,561 YOU HAVE A MOVIE WITH MARK CALLED "ME TIME. >> CALLED "ME TIME," YES 337 00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:03,596 >> Jimmy: ABOUT A MAN WHO SAYS, "HEY, YOU KNOW, I NEED A LITTLE ME TIME RIGHT NOW," AND -- AND 338 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:07,367 HOOKS UP WITH HIS OLD BUDDY. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: -- WHO IS 339 00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:09,536 MARK WALBERG >> YES >> Jimmy: WHO RUINS YOUR LIFE. 340 00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:12,939 >> WELL, THAT'S A VERY GOOD BREAKDOWN. UM, AND -- 341 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:16,543 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, LOOK, IT'S NOT ABOUT YOUR LIFE BEING RUINED 342 00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:21,348 IT'S ABOUT YOUR PAST BECOMING YOUR PRESENT, AND YOU NOT BEING PREPARED FOR YOUR PRESENT. 343 00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:29,222 I PLAY A CHARACTER WHO JUST NEEDS SOME TIME TO HIMSELF HE HASN'T HAD ALONE TIME 344 00:21:29,222 --> 00:21:31,291 HE'S A DEDICATED FATHER, AND HIS KIDS HAVE KIND OF TAKEN OVER HIS LIFE. 345 00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:33,893 BECAUSE HE'S BEEN CONSUMED IN THAT, HE FORGOT HOW TO LIVE. AND MY BEST FRIEND OF OLD COMES 346 00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:36,529 BACK AND SHOWS ME HOW TO LIVE AGAIN. BUT WHAT HE SHOWS ME, IT 347 00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:40,800 CREATES NOTHING BUT TURMOIL AND PROBLEMS FOR ME. IT'S A COMEDY ADVENTURE, 348 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:44,838 MARK WAHLBERG, MYSELF, REGINA HALL. >> Jimmy: I WILL SAY THERE'S A 349 00:21:44,838 --> 00:21:47,707 A TORTOISE INVOLVED IN THIS MOVIE. >> THERE IS A TORTOISE 350 00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:49,876 >> Jimmy: AND IT'S VERY, VERY FUNNY. >> DO YOU LIKE TORTOISES 351 00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:51,745 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I GOT TO KNOW TORTOISES VERY WELL DOING THIS MOVIE. 352 00:21:51,745 --> 00:21:54,114 I SPENT A LOT OF TIME WITH THEM >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT A GOAT 353 00:21:54,114 --> 00:21:56,316 GUY, YOU GOT A TORTOISE GUY. >> I GOT EVERY GUY >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT EVERY KIND 354 00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:58,518 OF GUY WHAT DO YOU WANT >> TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, I CAN 355 00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:00,754 GET IT FOR YOU RIGHT NOW [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT 356 00:22:00,754 --> 00:22:02,789 ANOTHER BIG MOVIE YOU HAVE >> OKAY. 'CAUSE I GOT A LOT 357 00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:05,058 >> Jimmy: WE BOTH HAVE KIDS. YOU DO HAVE A LOT. >> Jimmy: BUT "DC LEAGUE OF 358 00:22:05,058 --> 00:22:06,926 SUPER-PETS." >> YOU BETTER HAVE BROUGHT IT UP 359 00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:09,229 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT IT COMES OUT THIS FRIDAY >> THIS FRIDAY, YES. 360 00:22:09,229 --> 00:22:13,366 >> Jimmy: UNBELIEVABLE CAST. [ APPLAUSE ] DWAYNE JOHNSON, JOHN KRASINSKI, 361 00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:19,205 KATE McKINNON, KEANU REEVES. SHOULD WE SET IT UP? LET'S GO TO COMMERCIAL, AND 362 00:22:19,205 --> 00:22:21,474 I'LL SET UP WHEN WE COME BACK. >> GO TO COMMERCIAL, LEET'S SET IT UP WHEN WE COME BACK. 363 00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:23,343 >> Jimmy: 'CAUSE THEN, I ALSO WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE TORTILLA SLAP 364 00:22:23,343 --> 00:22:26,179 >> OKAY, WE GOTTA DO THAT. BY THE WAY, BY THE WAY, I GOT YOUR BACK. 365 00:22:26,179 --> 00:22:28,148 GO >> Jimmy: MORE WITH KEVIN HART AFTER THE BREAK. 366 00:22:28,148 --> 00:22:30,884 STICK AROUND EVERYBODY YOU'VE GOT MY BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 367 00:22:30,884 --> 00:22:38,625 * >> "YOU'RE EDDIE MUNSON? I WAS LIKE, "KIND OF." 368 00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:46,099 HE WAS LIKE, "DO YOU COME BACK NEXT SEASON? 369 00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:47,467 I WAS LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW. 370 00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:06,353 WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH KEVIN HART RIGHT HERE, THE ONE AND ONLY 371 00:23:06,353 --> 00:23:11,524 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KEVIN HART YOU'RE BACK WITH 372 00:23:11,524 --> 00:23:15,395 DWAYNE JOHNSON - >> YES >> Jimmy: -- IN "DC LEAGUE OF 373 00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:18,465 SUPER-PETS," ANIMATED, SUPER BIG MOVIE. THIS -- IT'S OUT THIS FRIDAY 374 00:23:18,465 --> 00:23:20,867 YOU GUYS ARE ALWAYS GREAT TOGETHER WHEN DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU GUYS 375 00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:25,238 WERE GONNA BE -- I MEAN, YOU GUYS WERE IN THE HISTORY BOOKS TOGETHER 376 00:23:25,238 --> 00:23:28,842 >> YOU KNOW WHAT, MAN? WE -- WE REALLY -- WE REALLY DO GET ALONG. 377 00:23:28,842 --> 00:23:33,680 LIKE, IT'S A GOOD RELATIONSHIP, IT'S A GENUINE RELATIONSHIP. AND IT WAS SOMETHING THAT WE 378 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:37,283 STUMBLED UPON, RIGHT LIKE, WE DID OUR FIRST MOVIE TOGETHER, AND THE CONVERSATIONS 379 00:23:37,283 --> 00:23:40,553 GREW THE FRIENDSHIP GREW, BUT IT GREW BECAUSE WE WERE AROUND 380 00:23:40,553 --> 00:23:44,491 EACH OTHER LIKE, IN BETWEEN TAKES, WE WEREN'T RUNNING TO THE TRAILER 381 00:23:44,491 --> 00:23:48,428 WE WERE SITTING, TALKING, GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER AND WE FOUND THAT THE SCENES 382 00:23:48,428 --> 00:23:53,133 BECAME BETTER AS WE BECAME CLOSER SO, WE KIND OF HELD ONTO THAT 383 00:23:53,133 --> 00:23:58,138 DYNAMIC, AND IT ONLY PROGRESSED AS TIME WENT ON. >> Jimmy: IT'S FUNNY TO WATCH 384 00:23:58,138 --> 00:24:00,373 YOU GUYS EVEN JUST DO AN INTERVIEW, AND SOMEONE WILL JUST SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE 385 00:24:00,373 --> 00:24:04,611 OTHER PERSON, THEN, LIKE - I MEAN, YOU CAN'T MESS WITH KEVIN HART IF YOU'RE GOING TO 386 00:24:04,611 --> 00:24:07,781 TRY TO OUTRANK SOMEBODY. BUT -- BUT HE TRIES. >> HE DOES ALL THE TIME. 387 00:24:07,781 --> 00:24:09,616 >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE DOES. >> HE'S NOT THE SMARTEST PERSON 388 00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:11,518 HE'S NOT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HE'S NOT 389 00:24:11,518 --> 00:24:15,321 HE'S A GENUINE GUY >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD "A GENUINE GUY." 390 00:24:15,321 --> 00:24:18,491 >> GENUINE, YEAH, HE'S A A GENUINE GUY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO, I WOULD SAY 391 00:24:18,491 --> 00:24:21,227 HE'S PRETTY SMART. >> HE'S NOT THE BRIGHTEST BULB IN THE BUNCH 392 00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:23,763 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU GUYS DO. 393 00:24:23,763 --> 00:24:25,265 >> YES >> Jimmy: AND THEN -- BUT SOMEONE SAID, THEY GO, "YOU 394 00:24:25,265 --> 00:24:28,068 KNOW, IT'S FUNNY YOU PLAY PING-PONG WITH KEVIN. AND YOU'RE LIKE, OH, HE SAID 395 00:24:28,068 --> 00:24:30,303 SOME MEAN STUFF TO YOU AND THEN HE'LL JUST SAY ONE NICE, REALLY --" 396 00:24:30,303 --> 00:24:32,739 >> ONE THING ONE NICE THING >> Jimmy: "AND YOU'LL GO, 'OH, 397 00:24:32,739 --> 00:24:35,308 I LOVE THAT DUDE.' [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S THE JEDI. 398 00:24:35,308 --> 00:24:37,944 >> IT'S A JEDI THE JEDI MIND TRICK. >> Jimmy: THE JEDI MIND TRICK. 399 00:24:37,944 --> 00:24:40,447 >> THE JEDI MIND TRICK, ALL THE TIME >> Jimmy: SO YOU GUYS DID THE 400 00:24:40,447 --> 00:24:42,982 TORTILLA SLAP CHALLENGE. >> YEAH! >> Jimmy: I WAS AFRAID FOR YOU, 401 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:44,951 KEVIN. >> I SLAPPED THE [ BLEEP ] OUT OF HIM 402 00:24:44,951 --> 00:24:47,354 >> Jimmy: NO NO, NO, NO, NO I WAS AFRAID FOR YOU 403 00:24:47,354 --> 00:24:50,523 >> OH. OH, MY GOD >> Jimmy: KEVIN HART, I WAS 404 00:24:50,523 --> 00:24:52,425 AFRAID FOR YOU, BECAUSE I GO -- 'CAUSE YOU'RE -- YOU'RE READY TO DO IT, AND THEN YOU'RE 405 00:24:52,425 --> 00:24:56,863 HOLDING THE TORTILLA - AND IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT ON TIKTOK, YOU TAKE A TORTILLA, 406 00:24:56,863 --> 00:25:03,403 YOU DRINK A SIP OF WATER, AND YOU SLAP A TORTILLA ACROSS SOMEONE'S FACE 407 00:25:03,403 --> 00:25:06,539 >> YES >> Jimmy: DWAYNE'S HAND WAS BEHIND THIS. 408 00:25:06,539 --> 00:25:08,775 >> YEAH, I HAD TO MAKE SURE HE WAS HOLDING IT RIGHT >> Jimmy: YEAH, 'CAUSE HE WAS 409 00:25:08,775 --> 00:25:10,944 HOLDING -- HE WAS GONNA DO THIS >> NO, I THINK HE WAS GONNA TRY 410 00:25:10,944 --> 00:25:14,114 TO SMACK -- I HONESTLY THINK - I THINK HE WANTED TO KILL ME [ LAUGHTER ] 411 00:25:14,114 --> 00:25:15,448 AND I'M JUST BEING HONEST, RIGHT? BECAUSE HE HAD HIS -- HE HAD 412 00:25:15,448 --> 00:25:17,951 HIS WHOLE PALM BEHIND THE TORTILLA I'M LIKE, "NO. 413 00:25:17,951 --> 00:25:20,053 NO!" >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT - >> THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO IT. 414 00:25:20,053 --> 00:25:22,088 >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT TORTILLA SLAP CHALLENGE >> THAT'S NOT THE -- THAT'S NOT 415 00:25:22,088 --> 00:25:23,957 THE SLAP >> Jimmy: YOU SLAP WITH THE TORTILLA 416 00:25:23,957 --> 00:25:26,359 >> YEAH -- >> Jimmy: "YOU'RE JUST GONNA SLAP ME. 417 00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:30,096 >> AND THEN HE'S LIKE -- 'CAUSE THAT'S HOW HE TALKS [ LAUGHTER ] 418 00:25:30,096 --> 00:25:32,065 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. THIS IS -- ALL RIGHT, NOW IT'S -- I DON'T 419 00:25:32,065 --> 00:25:33,700 KNOW WHAT -- LIKE SCHWARZENEGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING 420 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:38,405 ALL RIGHT, HERE -- THIS IS -- THIS IS YOU SLAPPING DWAYNE -- >> YEAH. 421 00:25:38,405 --> 00:25:41,341 >> Jimmy: -- WITH A TORTILLA >> YEAH, YOU CAN'T EVEN -- THE PHOTO ISN'T EVEN GOOD, 'CAUSE 422 00:25:41,341 --> 00:25:44,944 THAT'S HOW FAST I WAS WHEN I DID IT YOU KNOW WHY I HIT HIM SO FAST 423 00:25:44,944 --> 00:25:51,084 >> Jimmy: WHY? >> BECAUSE I FELT LIKE I HAD TO GET OUT OF THERE AFTERWARD 424 00:25:51,084 --> 00:25:53,353 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS HIM SLAPPING YOU LOOK AT HIS FACE 425 00:25:53,353 --> 00:25:55,655 >> YEAH, NO, LOOK. HE'S SO -- I'M TELLING YOU [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 426 00:25:55,655 --> 00:26:00,260 I'M TELLING YOU, HE'S SO EVIL. LIKE, HE'S REALLY -- SOMETIMES I THINK -- SOMETIMES 427 00:26:00,260 --> 00:26:02,429 I THINK HE WANTS TO HURT ME, MAN. >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE WANTED TO 428 00:26:02,429 --> 00:26:05,031 DRAW BLOOD >> LIKE THAT'S -- YEAH, LIKE THAT'S - 429 00:26:05,031 --> 00:26:06,866 WHY IS HE -- LIKE, WHY IS HE LIKE THAT? I'VE NEVER SEEN -- I'VE NEVER 430 00:26:06,866 --> 00:26:09,102 SEEN THIS PHOTO. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE GOT MAD AT YOU. 431 00:26:09,102 --> 00:26:11,404 >> LOOK AT THIS FACE >> Jimmy: IT'S A TORTILLA -- IT'S A TORTILLA SLAP CHALLENGE 432 00:26:11,404 --> 00:26:14,874 >> NO. >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T MAKE THAT FACE WHEN YOU SLAP SOMEONE WITH 433 00:26:14,874 --> 00:26:18,178 A TORTILLA >> HE'S BITING DOWN ON HIS TEETH. 434 00:26:18,178 --> 00:26:20,380 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU DON'T -- YOU DON'T DO THAT UNLESS YOU HAVE REAL HATE FOR 435 00:26:20,380 --> 00:26:23,650 SOMEBODY [ LAUGHTER ] I GOTTA CALL HIM ABOUT THIS. 436 00:26:23,650 --> 00:26:28,355 >> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT? THE MOVIE'S GREAT. IT'S GOOD FOR KIDS 437 00:26:28,355 --> 00:26:31,658 >> IT REALLY IS. >> Jimmy: GREAT FOR ADULTS AS WELL 438 00:26:31,658 --> 00:26:34,928 BUT, I MEAN, IT'S ALL DC, ALL THE SUPERHEROES, BUT PETS. >> YES 439 00:26:34,928 --> 00:26:37,097 >> Jimmy: AND IT'S AWESOME, AND IT'S FUNNY I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 440 00:26:37,097 --> 00:26:38,732 >> HERE'S KEVIN HART AND DWAYNE JOHNSON IN "DC LEAGUE OF SUPER-PETS." 441 00:26:38,732 --> 00:26:40,233 SUPER-PETS." TAKE A LOOK. 442 00:26:43,069 --> 00:26:43,703 >> DID YOU -- YOU DON'T HAVE 443 00:26:43,703 --> 00:26:46,172 YOUR POWERS. YOU JUST TRYING TO USE US NOW, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT ON 444 00:26:46,172 --> 00:26:51,978 YOUR OWN >> I KNOW THESE POWERS ARE NEW TO YOU, BUT WHEN ONE HAS AN 445 00:26:51,978 --> 00:26:59,519 ABUNDANCE OF POWER, THEY HAVE A CERTAIN DUTY TO USE THAT POWER TO - 446 00:26:59,519 --> 00:27:03,356 >> SORRY YOU WERE SAYING SOMETHING? >> I WAS MAKING AN INSPIRING 447 00:27:03,356 --> 00:27:10,497 HERO SPEECH. HOW MUCH DID YOU HAVE TO DRINK >> I HAD TWO TOILET BOWLS AND 448 00:27:10,497 --> 00:27:14,067 A BIDET. BIDET TOO, WHICH IS CRAZY. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT WAS 449 00:27:14,067 --> 00:27:19,205 A THING, BUT IT'S LIKE A DOG WATER FOUNTAIN >> YOU DISGUSTING ANIMAL 450 00:27:19,205 --> 00:27:22,575 >> PACK, LET'S ROLL OUT. I'LL SEE YOU NEVER >> Jimmy: YEAH 451 00:27:22,575 --> 00:27:24,644 "I HAD TWO TOILET BOWLS AND A BIDET. [ APPLAUSE ] 452 00:27:24,644 --> 00:27:30,784 >> "AND A BIDET. >> Jimmy: KEVIN HART, EVERYBODY. 453 00:27:30,784 --> 00:27:34,621 "DC LEAGUE OF SUPER-PETS" IS IN THEATERS FRIDAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 454 00:27:34,621 --> 00:27:36,423 CHECK OUT "ME TIME" ON NETFLIX, BEGINNING AUGUST 26th. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 455 00:27:36,423 --> 00:27:54,708 JOSEPH QUINN STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 456 00:27:54,708 --> 00:27:57,210 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW OUR NEXT GUEST AS EDDIE MUNSON ON "STRANGER THINGS." 457 00:27:57,210 --> 00:28:01,147 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALL OF SEASON FOUR IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX 458 00:28:01,147 --> 00:28:02,549 EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME JOSEPH QUINN 459 00:28:28,742 --> 00:28:30,543 YOU, BUDDY >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME 460 00:28:30,543 --> 00:28:35,048 YEAH >> Jimmy: CLEARLY, THEY KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 461 00:28:35,048 --> 00:28:37,317 THEY'RE FANS WELCOME. [ CHEERS ] 462 00:28:37,317 --> 00:28:42,789 WELCOME TO THE SHOW. I'M A FAN AS WELL, BY THE WAY. >> HEY 463 00:28:42,789 --> 00:28:45,425 >> Jimmy: I HEARD THIS BACKSTAGE, BUT THIS IS YOUR TALK SHOW DEBUT? 464 00:28:45,425 --> 00:28:47,293 >> THIS IS MY FIRST EVER TALK SHOW YEAH 465 00:28:47,293 --> 00:28:49,062 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I APPRECIATE IT, BUDDY, THANK YOU 466 00:28:49,062 --> 00:28:52,532 >> THANK YOU IT'S SO NICE TO BE HERE. BECAUSE I VERY NEARLY DIDN'T 467 00:28:52,532 --> 00:28:56,369 MAKE IT. >> Jimmy: WHAT -- WHAT DO YOU MEAN 468 00:28:56,369 --> 00:28:59,205 >> I WAS HELD UP AT IMMIGRATION YESTERDAY. >> Jimmy: OH GOSH. 469 00:28:59,205 --> 00:29:01,608 >> EVER BEEN TO SECONDARY? EVER BEEN TO SECONDARY ANYONE 470 00:29:01,608 --> 00:29:04,444 >> Jimmy: NO >> NO? OH, IT'S NOT SO FUN. 471 00:29:04,444 --> 00:29:09,416 [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS TAKEN INTO -- I GUESS WHAT YOU COULD CALL IT -- IT 472 00:29:09,416 --> 00:29:13,687 WAS MORE OF A DUNGEON. [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS ASKED TO WAIT THERE 473 00:29:13,687 --> 00:29:17,891 FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES AND THEN I WAS SUMMONED TO THIS DESK BY SOMEONE WHO ASKED ME, 474 00:29:17,891 --> 00:29:22,295 "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE UNITED STATES, SIR?" I SAID, "WELL, I'M ACTUALLY 475 00:29:22,295 --> 00:29:26,633 HERE TO MEET JIMMY FALLON ON 'THE TONIGHT SHOW.'" AND HE DIDN'T BELIEVE ME 476 00:29:26,633 --> 00:29:31,338 [ LAUGHTER ] AND ONE OF HIS COLLEAGUES LOOKED OVER AT ME, LOOKED AT 477 00:29:31,338 --> 00:29:38,878 HIM, AND SAID, "LEAVE EDDIE ALONE. [ LAUGHTER ] 478 00:29:38,878 --> 00:29:41,047 AND THEN -- AND THEN HE SAID, "WHO ARE YOU?" AND I WAS LIKE - 479 00:29:41,047 --> 00:29:43,216 AND HE'S LIKE, "IT'S EDDIE FROM 'STRANGER THINGS.' AND HE WAS LIKE, "YOU'RE 480 00:29:43,216 --> 00:29:47,954 EDDIE MUNSON?" [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS LIKE, "KIND OF." 481 00:29:47,954 --> 00:29:53,760 HE WAS LIKE, "DO YOU COME BACK NEXT SEASON? I WAS LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW. 482 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:56,596 AND HE WAS LIKE, "YOU BETTER." GAVE ME THE PASSPORT >> Jimmy: AND THERE YOU GO 483 00:29:56,596 --> 00:29:59,632 THE POWER -- THE POWER OF EDDIE MUNSON >> CRAZY 484 00:29:59,632 --> 00:30:05,438 CRAZY, CRAZY BUT I'M VERY GLAD THAT YOU LET ME COME, BECAUSE I BOUGHT YOU 485 00:30:05,438 --> 00:30:08,842 A PRESENT, JIMMY >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T HAVE TO BRING ME ANYTHING. 486 00:30:08,842 --> 00:30:14,180 >> I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW. BUT I WANTED TO. >> Jimmy: WHAT 487 00:30:14,180 --> 00:30:17,250 >> WE'RE MISSING A MEMBER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOW. 488 00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:19,986 NO WAY >> NO, NO, NO, NO. >> Jimmy: REALLY 489 00:30:19,986 --> 00:30:23,490 >> WE'D BE HONORED >> Jimmy: I AM HONORED I AM PART OF THE HELLFIRE CLUB 490 00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:29,496 >> COME ON >> Jimmy: YES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 491 00:30:29,496 --> 00:30:32,999 COME ON? I AM HONORED I WILL WEAR THIS 492 00:30:32,999 --> 00:30:35,468 I CANNOT WAIT. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BRINGING ME THIS GIFT 493 00:30:35,468 --> 00:30:37,037 >> NO, IT'S OUR PLEASURE >> Jimmy: I'LL WEAR THIS THROUGH IMMIGRATION. 494 00:30:37,037 --> 00:30:39,973 IT'LL BE FANTASTIC [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S PROBABLY BEEN A CRAZY 495 00:30:39,973 --> 00:30:42,809 COUPLE OF MONTHS FOR YOU, I CAN IMAGINE, HUH >> IT'S BEEN PRETTY WEIRD. 496 00:30:42,809 --> 00:30:48,515 YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT'S BEEN AMAZING, THOUGH 497 00:30:48,515 --> 00:30:51,017 I WENT TO BRAZIL I'VE NEVER BEEN THERE BEFORE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 498 00:30:51,017 --> 00:30:57,457 AH, YOU'VE BEEN. >> Jimmy: YEAH PEOPLE ARE PASSIONATE ABOUT 499 00:30:57,457 --> 00:31:03,163 YOUR CHARACTER PEOPLE LOVE YOU. YOU CRUSHED IT 500 00:31:03,163 --> 00:31:06,533 >> OH, BLESS YOU THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE SO GOOD 501 00:31:06,533 --> 00:31:12,339 BUT, I MEAN -- WHAT ARE PEOPLE CONNECTING WITH, WITH YOUR CHARACTER. 502 00:31:12,339 --> 00:31:14,307 >> I DON'T KNOW. I THINK -- I WENT TO COMIC-CON RECENTLY, AND IT WAS SO MOVING 503 00:31:14,307 --> 00:31:19,679 TO SEE HOW MUCH PEOPLE HAVE IDENTIFIED WITH HIM. AND I THINK IT'S PROBABLY THE 504 00:31:19,679 --> 00:31:23,583 FACT THAT HE'S AN OUTSIDER AND A LITTLE BIT, KIND OF, ON THE FRINGES OF SOCIETY 505 00:31:23,583 --> 00:31:25,285 AND -- YEAH, I MEAN, IT'S JUST SO MOVING TO SEE HOW MUCH HE MEANS TO PEOPLE. 506 00:31:25,285 --> 00:31:26,753 >> Jimmy: I KNOW JACK BLACK GAVE YOU A SHOUTOUT THE OTHER NIGHT. 507 00:31:26,753 --> 00:31:29,823 >> I KNOW! >> Jimmy: I KNOW >> YEAH. 508 00:31:29,823 --> 00:31:33,426 >> Jimmy: YOU LOVE THAT DUDE ISN'T HE THE - >> I LOVE -- HE'S THE BEST, 509 00:31:33,426 --> 00:31:35,395 MAN. >> Jimmy: HE'S THE GREATEST DUDE 510 00:31:35,395 --> 00:31:37,263 >> I'VE, YOU KNOW, WORSHIPPED THAT GUY SINCE "SCHOOL OF ROCK." 511 00:31:37,263 --> 00:31:39,699 AND YEAH, THAT WAS - PRETTY -- PRETTY CRAZY >> Jimmy: BUT, ALSO, I MEAN, 512 00:31:39,699 --> 00:31:41,568 IT'S GREAT TO EVEN JUST HEAR YOU TALK BECAUSE I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT AMERICAN. 513 00:31:41,568 --> 00:31:43,370 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT YOU'RE -- SORRY. THEY SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU THAT AT 514 00:31:43,370 --> 00:31:45,372 IMMIGRATION. YEAH, YEAH THAT'S THE FIRST THING THEY 515 00:31:45,372 --> 00:31:49,109 TELL YOU YEAH, YOU'RE NOT - BUT YOU PLAYED IT SO WELL. 516 00:31:49,109 --> 00:31:57,817 AND THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SCENE, I WOULD SAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 517 00:31:57,817 --> 00:32:01,521 YOU DOING "MASTER OF PUPPETS" BY METALLICA >> YEAH. 518 00:32:01,521 --> 00:32:05,325 >> Jimmy: AND IT WAS JUST THE GREATEST THING DO YOU KNOW THAT SONG IS NEARLY 519 00:32:05,325 --> 00:32:07,060 40-YEARS-OLD, AND BECAUSE OF YOU, IT BECAME THE NUMBER ONE SONG IN THE COUNTRY. 520 00:32:07,060 --> 00:32:12,365 >> YEAH, I GET NO ROYALTIES THOUGH [ LAUGHTER ] 521 00:32:12,365 --> 00:32:14,067 >> Jimmy: YOU GOT TO WORK ON THAT ONE, YEAH >> YEAH, NO, IT'S AWESOME, 522 00:32:14,067 --> 00:32:16,269 YEAH >> Jimmy: METALLICA. THEY'RE LIKE THE MOST LEGENDARY 523 00:32:16,269 --> 00:32:17,937 BAND OF ALL TIME >> I KNOW. I KNOW 524 00:32:17,937 --> 00:32:20,440 >> Jimmy: AND YOU GO LIKE -- DO YOU GET NERVOUS GOING LIKE, "I'M GOING TO DO 'MASTER OF 525 00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:25,478 PUPPETS?'" >> IT WAS KIND OF NERVE-RACKING. 526 00:32:25,478 --> 00:32:28,214 BUT IT WAS AT A WEIRD POINT IN THE PANDEMIC WHERE NO ONE HAD SEEN ANY LIVE MUSIC FOR AGES 527 00:32:28,214 --> 00:32:30,083 AND I WAS -- IT WAS ME AND GATEN, YOU'VE HAD GATEN ON >> Jimmy: YEAH 528 00:32:30,083 --> 00:32:32,686 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> COME ON HE'S THE BEST. 529 00:32:32,686 --> 00:32:35,088 AND IT WAS SO FUN. I WAS NERVOUS. BUT IT WAS KIND OF LIKE A ROCK 530 00:32:35,088 --> 00:32:39,259 CONCERT. AND I GOT TO FEEL LIKE A A ROCKSTAR FOR ONE NIGHT 531 00:32:39,259 --> 00:32:42,629 AND THAT WAS PRETTY GREAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, ONE NIGHT IS ALL YOU NEED 532 00:32:42,629 --> 00:32:46,666 >> ONE NIGHT IS ALL I NEED >> Jimmy: BUT I MEAN, YOUR AMERICAN ACCENT, AS I SAID 533 00:32:46,666 --> 00:32:48,335 EARLIER, IT'S GREAT IN THE SHOW I'VE HEARD YOU DO -- I HEARD 534 00:32:48,335 --> 00:32:52,572 THAT YOU DO A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT ACCENTS. >> I DO SOME BAD ACCENTS 535 00:32:52,572 --> 00:32:54,274 >> Jimmy: YEAH, WELL I WAS WONDERING IF, TONIGHT, IF YOU CAN, IF WE CAN HEAR ONE OF 536 00:32:54,274 --> 00:33:00,447 EDDIE'S MONOLOGUES WE HAVE IT WRITTEN ON CUE CARDS THERE. 537 00:33:00,447 --> 00:33:03,717 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: BUT YOU DO IT USING DIFFERENT ACCENTS? 538 00:33:03,717 --> 00:33:05,685 SO DO EDDIE MUNSON IF HE WAS FROM DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE WORLD. 539 00:33:05,685 --> 00:33:08,054 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FOR THOSE -- THIS -- I JUST WANT TO SHOW THE WIG, BECAUSE 540 00:33:08,054 --> 00:33:14,761 IT'S JUST SO WORTH IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE MY T-SHIRT. 541 00:33:14,761 --> 00:33:17,764 ALL RIGHT, THIS IS JOSEPH QUINN PERFORMING A SCENE FROM "STRANGER THINGS" WITH 542 00:33:17,764 --> 00:33:21,234 DIFFERENT ACCENTS. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. >> WHENEVER I'M READY. 543 00:33:21,234 --> 00:33:24,404 OKAY IS IT TO THIS? >> Jimmy: YEAH, THIS ONE, YEP. 544 00:33:24,404 --> 00:33:27,140 >> TO THIS GUY >> Jimmy: YEP. >> OKAY. 545 00:33:27,140 --> 00:33:30,410 FIRST ONE. SCOTTISH SCOTTISH 546 00:33:30,410 --> 00:33:34,214 "WE'RE THE FREAKS -- WHY DOES HE GOT A LISP? >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO LISP. 547 00:33:34,214 --> 00:33:37,183 >> HE DOESN'T HAVE A LISP. HE'S GOT A LISP? >> Jimmy: NO 548 00:33:37,183 --> 00:33:40,787 >> WHY NOT >> Jimmy: OKAY >> "WE'RE THE FREAKS BECAUSE WE 549 00:33:40,787 --> 00:33:42,756 LIKE TO PLAY A FANTASY GAME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ BELL DINGING ] 550 00:33:42,756 --> 00:33:44,824 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A DOUBLE -- DOUBLE POINTS FOR THAT ALL RIGHT. 551 00:33:44,824 --> 00:33:52,098 >> OKAY. LIVERPOOL. OKAY 552 00:33:52,098 --> 00:33:55,435 "BUT AS LONG AS YOU'RE INTO BAND, OR SCIENCE, OR PARTIES." [ BELL DINGING ] 553 00:33:55,435 --> 00:34:01,241 >> Jimmy: THAT'S PRETTY GOOD >> MY MOM'S FROM LIVERPOOL, AND SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE THAT 554 00:34:01,241 --> 00:34:06,746 AUSTRALIAN "OR A BLOODY GAME WHERE YOU TOSS BLOODY BALLS INTO BLOODY 555 00:34:06,746 --> 00:34:10,050 BASKETS. >> Jimmy: YES, VERY GOOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 556 00:34:10,050 --> 00:34:13,053 NEW YORK >> NEW YORK. NEW YORK 557 00:34:13,053 --> 00:34:17,290 "OH! IT'S FORCED CONFORMITY OH!" 558 00:34:17,290 --> 00:34:21,327 WELSH. "THAT'S WHAT'S KILLING THE KIDS 559 00:34:21,327 --> 00:34:25,065 THAT'S THE REAL MONSTER. >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, RIGHT THERE. 560 00:34:25,065 --> 00:34:29,636 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE REAL MONSTER I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 561 00:34:29,636 --> 00:34:32,372 HERE'S JOSEPH QUINN IN "STRANGER THINGS." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 562 00:34:32,372 --> 00:34:32,572 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. YEAH 563 00:34:40,847 --> 00:34:41,381 THERE WILL BE NO MORE 564 00:34:41,381 --> 00:34:42,882 RETREATING FROM EDDIE, THE BANISHED >> HEY, YOU'RE REALLY READY FOR 565 00:34:42,882 --> 00:34:51,725 BATTLE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU GET IT 566 00:34:51,725 --> 00:34:56,863 >> BATTLE. B-A-T. NO 567 00:34:56,863 --> 00:35:05,038 >> I THOUGHT I HAD SOME GOOD ONES >> WHAT'RE YOU DOING 568 00:35:05,038 --> 00:35:12,178 NO WEDGIES, NO WEDGIES >> NEVER CHANGE, DUSTIN HENDERSON 569 00:35:12,178 --> 00:35:19,919 PROMISE ME >> WASN'T PLANNING ON IT >> GOOD. 570 00:35:19,919 --> 00:35:25,625 >> Jimmy: COME ON. DUDE, PLEASE COME BACK >> HEY, IT WAS A PLEASURE. 571 00:35:25,625 --> 00:35:28,228 >> Jimmy: PLEASE COME BACK >> Jimmy: JOSEPH QUINN, EVERYBODY. 572 00:35:28,228 --> 00:35:30,196 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SEASON FOUR OF "STRANGER THINGS" IS STREAMING NOW ON 573 00:35:30,196 --> 00:35:34,567 NETFLIX. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM TORO Y MOI. 574 00:35:34,567 --> 00:36:01,027 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "MILLENNIUM" FROM HIS NEW ALBUM 575 00:36:01,027 --> 00:36:06,199 "MAHAL," PLEASE WELCOME TORO Y MOI 576 00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:25,218 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 577 00:36:30,790 --> 00:36:36,629 FLOATING OVER EVERYONE LET'S FORGET THE DAY THE WHOLE MILLENNIUM * 578 00:36:36,629 --> 00:36:42,302 * TIME IS PRECIOU CAN'T YOU SEE WE'R ALL HAVING FUN 579 00:36:42,302 --> 00:37:00,020 ONE MORE PRECIOUS NIGHT * * WITH DOM PERIGNON ONE MORE ONE MOR 580 00:37:00,020 --> 00:37:18,171 ONE MORE ONE MORE * * * SILVER LINING MAKES 581 00:37:18,171 --> 00:37:27,681 THE PERFECT SOUVENIR WITH CHAMPAGNE DRIPPIN DOWN FROM EVERY CHANDELIER * 582 00:37:27,681 --> 00:37:34,120 * I KNOW AT TIMES YOU WIS YOU COULD JUST DISAPPEAR BUT MAYBE JUST TONIGHT 583 00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:56,076 WE'LL CELEBRATE THE YEAR * * ONE MORE ONE MORE ONE MORE ONE MORE * 584 00:37:56,076 --> 00:38:30,643 * * * ONE MORE ONE MORE 585 00:38:30,643 --> 00:38:58,405 ONE MORE ONE MOR ONE MORE ONE MOR ONE MORE ONE MORE * 586 00:38:58,405 --> 00:39:15,221 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: TORO Y MOI 587 00:39:15,221 --> 00:39:43,783 "MAHAL" IS OUT RIGHT NOW WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 588 00:39:43,783 --> 00:39:50,223 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO KEVIN HART, JOSEPH QUINN, TORO Y MOI, ONCE AGAIN 589 00:39:50,223 --> 00:39:52,292 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, FROM PHILADELPHIA, 590 00:39:52,292 --> 00:39:54,160 PENNSYLVANIA, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 591 00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:56,229 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY