* >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN
ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING
JIMMY FALLON." TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS -
KEVIN HART JOSEPH QUINN MUSICAL GUEST: TORO Y MOI,
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1687
>> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOW! LOVE IT.
I LOVE YOU LOOK AT YOU GUYS THANK YOU!
WELCOME! ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. OH, MY GOODNESS. THAT'S A CROWD
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SHOW THEM HOW IT'S DONE RIGHT THERE.
HEY. WELL, LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS, GUYS
WELL GUYS, THE PAST FIVE DAYS, PRESIDENT BIDEN HAS BEEN ISOLATING WITH COVID AND TODAY
HIS DOCTOR SAID THAT HIS SYMPTOMS ARE NOW ALMOST COMPLETELY RESOLVED.
YEAH, THAT'S GREAT [ APPLAUSE ] BIDEN'S STAFF WAS LIKE, "JUST
TO BE SAFE, LET'S KEEP HIM ISOLATED UNTIL 2025. [ LAUGHTER ]
I'M HAPPY FOR THE PRESIDENT BECAUSE USUALLY WHEN YOU HEAR THE WORDS "BIDEN" AND "VIRAL,"
IT'S BECAUSE HE FELL UP THE STAIRS [ LAUGHTER ]
AND YOU GO, "HOW DO YOU DO THAT?" YEP.
BIDEN'S DOCTOR SAID THAT HIS PULSE, BLOOD PRESSURE, AND RESPIRATORY RATE REMAIN
ABSOLUTELY NORMAL. THEN BIDEN FLIPPED ON THE NEWS AND HIS DOCTOR SAID,
"NEVERMIND." [ LAUGHTER ] BIDEN'S BEEN ISOLATING FOR THE
LAST FIVE DAYS WHEN ASK HOW HE SPENT THE TIME, BIDEN SAID, "I TOLD ONE STORY.
[ LAUGHTER ] GOOD ONE IT WAS A GOOD ONE.
>> Steve: YEAH, COME ON. >> Jimmy: YEP, BIDEN'S TREATMENT INVOLVED TAKING SIX
PILLS A DAY FOR FIVE DAYS. ALL WEEKEND LONG, HIS PILL ORGANIZER WAS HOLDING ON FOR
DEAR LIFE. [ LAUGHTER ] "MONDAY, TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY,
THURSDAY, FRIDAY." WELL, AS THE ONGOING PILOT SHORTAGE LEADS TO MORE FLIGHT
CANCELLATIONS, SENATORS HAVE INTRODUCED A NEW BILL TO RAISE THE MANDATORY RETIREMENT AGE
FOR PILOTS YEAH, THAT'S WHO PASSENGERS WANT FLYING THEIR PLANE, A
A PILOT WHO THOUGHT HIS BEST DAYS WERE BEHIND HIM [ LAUGHTER ]
HE'S LIKE, "I'M BACK I'M MAVERICK." AND YOU GO, "HOLD ON
YOU'RE NOT MAVERICK. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW THE PILOTS ARE OLD
WHEN THEY START SHOWING UP TO EVERY FLIGHT THREE HOURS EARLY LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO."
YOU'LL KNOW THE PILOT IS OLDER WHEN HE GETS ASSIGNED GATE B-7 AND YELLS BINGO.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING [ LAUGHTER ] AND GET THIS
A RECENT ALASKA AIRLINES FLIGHT WAS DELAYED BECAUSE TWO PILOTS WHO WERE SUPPOSED TO FLY THE
PLANE HAD A PROFESSIONAL DISAGREEMENT WE ACTUALLY GOT AHOLD OF THE
PILOTS' RECORDING. LISTEN TO THIS
WELCOME ABOARD ALASKA AIRLINES FLIGHTS 1746 THIS IS YOUR PILOT SPEAKING.
WE'LL BE FLYING AT AN ALTITUDE OF 31,000 FEET AND OUR IN-FLIGHT SNACKS TODAY ARE
PECANS >> YOUR OTHER PILOT HERE IT'S ACTUALLY PRONOUNCED
PE-CAHNS [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S PECANS
>> I THINK YOU MEAN PE-CAHNS >> I MEAN, PECANS. LIKE A PECAN PIE
>> PE-CAHN PIE >> CAN >> CAHN.
>> CAN LOOK, WE -- WE CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE.
>> WE CAHN'T DO THIS ANYMORE >> WHY DOESN'T THIS PLANE JUST SERVE PEANUTS.
>> PEH-NOOTS >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD [ APPLAUSE ]
WELL, SOME BUSINESS NEWS TODAY THE BARBECUE GRILL COMPANY WEBER REPLACED THEIR
CEO, AS THEY CONTINUE TO STRUGGLE WITH A DECLINE IN SALES.
IT'S NOT AN EASY JOB 'CAUSE THE CEO WAS ANNOYED 'CAUSE ANOTHER GUY WAS ALWAYS STANDING RIGHT
BEHIND HIM TELLING HIM WHAT TO DO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
IT'S LIKE, "IT'S TIME TO FLIP THOSE NUMBERS. YEAH, APPARENTLY, PEOPLE AREN'T
EXCITED TO STAND IN FRONT OF A A GRILL WHEN IT'S 150 DEGREES OUTSIDE.
[ LAUGHTER ] LISTEN TO THIS, DUE TO RISING FOOD PRICES, BURGERS AND PIZZAS
ARE GETTING SMALLER. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] YEP, A WHITE CASTLE BURGER IS
NOW THE SIZE OF A POSTAGE STAMP. [ LAUGHTER ]
SERIOUSLY, THIS IS THE PIZZA I ORDERED LAST NIGHT LOOK AT THAT THING
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH, MY GOD >> Jimmy: I ACTUALLY PUT THE
PIZZA ON TOP OF THAT LITTLE TABLE. IT WORKED PRETTY GOOD.
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GUYS, EVERYONE LOVES TIKTOK
WE DO LOVE IT HERE, BUT SOMETIMES YOU JUST WANT TO SKIP THE BORING PARTS OF THE VIDEO
AND GET RIGHT TO THE GOOD PART WELL IT TURNS OUT YOU CAN. ALL RIGHT?
FOR INSTANCE, IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS VIDEO, YOU CAN SKIP THIS PART
* >> Jimmy: AND YOU GO RIGHT TO THIS PART.
* [ SCREAMS [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] [ SAD TUBA ] >> Jimmy: WANNA USE THAT LIGHT
OFF -- >> Steve: OUT OF THE WAY >> Jimmy: -- THAT FRIDGE LIGHT
IT'S A DIFFERENT TYPE OF LIGHTING EFFECT. YEAH
>> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: LET ME GIVE YOU ANOTHER EXAMPLE.
YOU CAN SKIP THIS PART I CAN GO RIGHT TO THIS PART. THERE YOU GO
[ APPLAUSE ] HERE'S A FINAL EXAMPLE YOU CAN SKIP THIS PART
AND GO RIGHT TO THIS PART. [ CRASHES [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS. GUYS, I SAW DISNEY PLUS JUST
STARTED STREAMING ITS FIRST R-RATED MOVIE. [ AUDIENCE OOHS
BEFORE THIS, THE ONLY CURSING YOU HEARD AROUND DISNEY PLUS WAS WHEN KIDS ASK THEIR PARENTS
TO TURN ON "ENCANTO" AGAIN [ LAUGHTER ] "I'M GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO DO
IT NOW, JUST PRESS 'MENU' AND THEN YOU GO TO --
KID'S CHEWING ON THE REMOTE CONTROL. THAT'S RIGHT
FOR THE FIRST TIME, DISNEY PLUS IS OFFERING R-RATED MOVIES IT'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN I
EXPECTED THOUGH. CHECK THIS OUT
HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO IT'S OFF TO WORK WE GO * [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: UNBELIEVABLE THAT'S TERRIBLE. TURN IT OFF.
>> Steve: WAS THAT THE NAME OF THE MOVIE? >> Jimmy: WHAT IS THAT
>> Steve: "HEIGH-HO" >> Jimmy: HEIGH-HO NO, IT'S NOT
NO NO [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW, THE SEVEN DWARVES. >> Steve: YEAH DRINKY
>> Jimmy: DROOPY >> Steve: TACKY. >> Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: TINY >> Jimmy: YEAH, TINY
YEAH, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] WELL THIS IS COOL.
I READ THAT NEXT YEAR, NASCAR IS REPORTEDLY LAUNCHING AN ELECTRIC RACING SERIES
IT'S LIKE REGULAR RACING, EXCEPT THE WINNER POUNDS A A GALLON OF OAT MILK
[ LAUGHTER ] DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? TOMORROW'S MEGAMILLIONS JACKPOT
IS UP TO $790 MILLION. 790 MILLION. YOU CAN TELL EVERYONE WANTS TO
WIN THIS EVEN THE GUY WHO CALLS THE NUMBERS EVERY NIGHT.
LISTEN TO THIS
>> TO WIN THAT JACKPOT, YOU
MUST MATCH THESE FIVE WHITE BALLS PLUS THAT GOLD MEGABALL. HERE WE GO
FIRST, 60. OH, MY GOD NEXT, IT'S 66.
OH, MY GOD THEN IT'S 14 KURT, I'M QUITTING
THEN 40. I ALWAYS HATED YOUR STUPID FACE, KURT
AND COME ON 32 MOTHER[ BLEEP [ LAUGHTER ]
KURT, I'M SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: WELL THIS IS GOING VIRAL. A CONTRACTOR IS BEING BLAMED
FOR AN UNUSUAL PROBLEM IN ONE CALIFORNIA TOWN. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
CALIFORNIA PAINTED THE CROOKEDEST ROAD IN THE WORLD
THE STRANGE ZIGZAG MARKINGS ARE NOT WHAT CITY OFFICIALS HAD IN MIND
A MASSIVE DO-OVER IS ON THE WAY TO REPLACE THESE ODD SQUIGGLES WITH NEW LANE MARKINGS DONE TO
CODE >> Jimmy: YEAH, THIS IS WHY YOU JUST DON'T TELL CITY EMPLOYEES
TO JUST HAVE FUN WITH IT [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, IT'S TIME FOR
"GOOD NAME, BAD NAME, GREAT NAME." HERE WE GO, EVERYONE
* * GOOD NAME, BAD NAME
GREAT NAME, YES * >> Jimmy: FIRST UP, WE HAVE "NOPE.
WELL, THAT IS A GOOD NAME FOR A HORROR MOVIE IT IS A BAD NAME FOR A DATING
APP. IT'S A GREAT NAME FOR WHAT McDONALD'S EMPLOYEES SAY EVERY
TIME YOU ASK IF THE McFLURRY MACHINE IS WORKING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
NEXT WE HAVE "BREAK MY SOUL. THAT'S A GOOD NAME FOR A A BEYONCE SONG
IT'S A BAD NAME FOR A SHOE STORE. [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S A GREAT NAME FOR BEING ON HOLD WITH SPECTRUM CABLE CUSTOMER SERVICE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "FORGET IT!" AFTER THAT, THERE'S "THE GRAY
MAN. THAT'S A GOOD NAME FOR A A NETFLIX MOVIE.
IT'S A BAD NAME FOR A SUPERHERO. A GREAT NAME FOR A RETIRED
MEMBER OF THE BLUE MAN GROUP [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT UP, THERE IS "ROLLING
LOUD." WELL, THAT'S A GOOD NAME FOR A A MUSIC FESTIVAL
IT'S A BAD NAME FOR A NURSING HOME SHUTTLE [ LAUGHTER ]
AND A GREAT NAME FOR GETTING THE GROCERY CART WITH THE SQUEAKY WHEEL.
"AH, SORRY EVERYBODY IT'S GOING TO BE LOUD. [ APPLAUSE ]
AND FINALLY, THERE'S "ABOUT DAMN TIME. THAT'S A GOOD NAME FOR A LIZZO
SONG THAT'S A BAD NAME FOR A FOOD DELIVERY APP
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S A GREAT NAME FOR A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT CLOCKS
VOICED BY SAMUEL L. JACKSON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S IS ALL FOR "GOOD NAME,
BAD NAME, GREAT NAME." WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT KEVIN HART IS HERE TONIGHT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FROM "STRANGER THINGS," JOSEPH QUINN IS ON THE SHOW
TONIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM
TORO Y MOI STICK AROUND EVERYBODY WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
KEVIN HART, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> SO, THEN I TOLD DAVE, I SAID, "HEY, MAN, I'M GOING TO
GIFT CHRIS A GOAT AT THE END OF THE SHOW." HE SAID, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"
I SAID, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'WHAT DO I MEAN? I'M GONNA GO GET A GOAT.
GOING TO GET A GOAT? I CAN GET A GOAT." >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY. JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU, WE'RE STARTING A BOOK CLUB
HERE THE -- RIGHT HERE IS OUR BOOK, OUR FIRST BOOK FOR OUR BOOK
CLUB IS CALLED "TOMORROW, AND TOMORROW, AND TOMORROW," GABRIELLE ZEVIN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PICK IT UP, LOCAL BOOKSTORE, GET IT FROM A LIBRARY.
WE'RE GOING TO START SOON, AND ALL THE SOCIALS, AND GET REALLY INTO THIS BOOK CLUB THING.
WHICH I -- I MEAN, THIS ONE, I'M REALLY -- I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE DO.
WE MEET? WE MEET UP [ LAUGHTER ]
WE MEET UP AT LIKE, AT MY HOUSE OR SOMETHING [ LAUGHTER ]
COME OVER TO MY HOUSE, WE'LL DISCUSS THE BOOK >> Questlove: YEAH
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, AND YEAH AND THEN WE'LL JUST HAVE FUN WITH THIS.
BUT I'M ALREADY -- I'M A COUPLE CHAPTERS IN. I'M SKIPPING A LITTLE BIT
AHEAD. >> Steve: OH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: LIKE "TOMORROW, AND TOMORROW, AND TOMORROW," I'M ALREADY AT TOMORROW.
[ LAUGHTER ] WE HAVE A GREAT WEEK OF SHOWS AHEAD, GUYS.
MARK WAHLBERG WILL BE HERE THIS WEEK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
JOHN KRASINSKI WILL BE ON THE SHOW TOMORROW. NEIL PATRICK HARRIS.
CARA DELEVIGNE AND MUSIC FROM MAGGIE ROGERS WHAT A WEEK.
BUT FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. YOU KNOW HIM AS EDDIE MUNSON ON
"STRANGER THINGS." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I KNOW, IT'S A HOT SHOW.
[ CHEERS ] JOSEPH QUINN IS ON THE SHOW THIS EVENING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM TORO Y MOI, LOOK AT THAT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT FIRST, MY FIRST GUEST IS ONE OF THE MOST TALENTED AND
HARDEST WORKING PEOPLE ON THE PLANET HE STARS IN "DC LEAGUE OF
SUPER-PETS," WHICH IS IN THEATERS ON FRIDAY AND YOU CAN CATCH HIM IN "ME
TIME," ON NETFLIX, BEGINNING AUGUST 26th. PLEASE WELCOME KEVIN HART.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: THAT'S THE ONE AND ONLY
THAT'S THE ONE AND ONLY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KEVIN HART
>> NICE. >> Jimmy: LOOKING GOOD >> HELLO, HELLO, HELLO
WOW. >> Jimmy: LOOKING GOOD, KEV. KEV, WHAT -- WHAT DO YOU HAVE
THERE? 'CAUSE I HAVE IT HERE, AS WELL, I BELIEVE.
>> OH, THIS HERE >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THIS IS ACTUALLY A VERY
SMOOTH TASTE OF MY NEW TEQUILA CALLED GRAN CORAMINO IT'S A CRISTALINO.
IF YOU DON'T KNOW, CRISTALINO IS A CLEAR REPOSADO, WHICH IS WHY I DECIDED TO DO IT
BUT IT'S A VERY GOOD TEQUILA MY TEQUILA I'LL GIVE YOU A TASTE AS WELL.
ENJOY. ENJOY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
TASTE THE GOD -- TASTE IT! [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: TEQUILA'S NOT ONE OF
THOSE THINGS YOU JUST THROW DOWN >> MINE IS
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: CAN -- CAN I KINDA PREPARE MYSELF
>> TASTE THE DAMN TEQUILA, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: I KNOW, HOLD ON
A SECOND, LIKE - WE'VE GOTTA BE IN THE THING, WHERE --
>> NO, WE DON'T. >> Jimmy: LIKE, WHERE ARE WE >> NO, WE DON'T.
WELL, RIGHT NOW? >> Jimmy: NO, I MEAN, LIKE WHAT WOULD WE NORMALLY DO TO HAVE
THIS >> WELL, I WOULD PROBABLY BE TALKING, I WOULD BE HAVING A
A CONVERSATION ABOUT WHAT I DID LAST NIGHT [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD ONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WOW.
>> HUH SEE THAT
>> Jimmy: IT CHANGED -- LOOK, MY VOICE IS DIFFERENT. >> IT'S DIFFERENT, RIGHT
>> Jimmy: IT CHANGED ME. >> YOU WANT IT TO HAVE A LITTLE BITE BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE A
A BITE >> Jimmy: I DID. >> IT'S VERY SMOOTH.
>> Jimmy: SMOOTH >> IT'S VERY SMOOTH. >> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU GET -
I -- I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS. >> HOW DO I GET SMOOTH >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, I KNOW
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU'VE ALWAYS -- ALWAYS BEEN SMOOTH
>> WANT ME TO ANSWER THAT? >> Jimmy: NO, NO, YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN SMOOTH.
>> HOW DO I GET SMOOTH >> Jimmy: HOW DO I GET SMOOTH. THIS GUY
THIS GUY, HOW DO I GET SMOOTH? THIS GUY, ALL OF A SUDDEN. BUT HOW DO YOU GET INVOLVED
WITH A TEQUILA COMPANY >> I'M A TEQUILA LOVER I HAVE BEEN FOR A LONG TIME,
AND -- >> Jimmy: BUT YOU'VE GOTTA PUT A LOT OF WORK INTO THIS STUFF
IF YOU WANNA PUT YOUR NAME ON IT >> WELL, IT TOOK ME ABOUT
FOUR -- FOUR TO FIVE YEARS TO DEVELOP IT AND I DIDN'T WANT TO JUST DO IT
WITH ANYBODY SO, I WENT AND FOUND WHO I CALL BASICALLY THE -- THE KING OF
TEQUILA, A GUY NAMED JUAN BECKMANN, RIGHT AND WHAT HE IS, AND IS
RESPONSIBLE FOR SO MUCH GROWTH IN THE SPACE HIS DISTRIBUTION PIPELINE, THE
DEVELOPMENT, LIKE, HE'S DONE IT RIGHT. SO I WENT TO HIM, I TOLD HIM I
WANTED TO PARTNER WITH HIM, AND I WANTED TO MAKE WHAT I COULD CONSIDER THE BEST VERSION OF A
A TEQUILA FOR ME AND WE STUMBLED ON A A CRISTALINO, AND I WASN'T
HAPPY UNTIL IT WAS RIGHT YOU KNOW, IF IT'S NOT RIGHT, THEN IT'S NOT FOR ME
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT HAS TO BE A PART OF MY LIFESTYLE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND WE CRACKED THE CODE >> Jimmy: IS THAT ONE OF YOUR
THINGS THAT YOU DO YOU JUST WORK WITH GREAT PEOPLE
>> YES >> Jimmy: THE BEST >> WELL, YOU'VE GOTTA OUTSOURCE
PEOPLE THAT YOU CAN GROW WITH. I'M ALL ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS. YOU'RE A RELATIONSHIP.
WE'VE GROWN OVER THE COURSE OF YEARS, RIGHT >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND ME COMING ON YOUR SHOW ISN'T SOMETHING WHERE YOU WORRY, 'CAUSE YOU KNOW I'VE GOT
YOUR BACK, YOU'VE GOT MINE THAT'S A GREAT RELATIONSHIP. IT SHOULD BE LIKE THAT
WHY'D YOU LAUGH? THAT WASN'T A JOKE [ LAUGHTER ]
IT SHOULD -- IT SHOULD BE LIKE THAT >> Jimmy: IT IS LIKE THAT.
>> IT IS LIKE THAT >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I MEAN, I'VE GOT YOUR BACK,
BUT YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: I ALWAYS GET YOUR BACK
I LOVE YOU HOW'S THE FAM? >> WELL, I MEAN, THEY'RE GOOD
NOW. YOU DIDN'T -- YOU DIDN'T CALL ON CHRISTMAS
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU CHANGED YOUR NUMBER
>> THAT'S TRUE >> Jimmy: DID CHANGE YOUR NUMBER, YEAH, YEAH
>> BUT YOU STILL HAVE MY HOTMAIL ADDRESS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: HOTMAIL. >> YEAH, YOU DON'T HOTMAIL >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT I SAW?
I SAW A VIDEO OF THE BABY -- OH, NO, NOT THE BABY THE BABY IS ONE, RIGHT
>> MY BABY IS -- MY YOUNGEST IS TWO. >> Jimmy: TWO.
AND THEN THE OTHER ONE, THE 4-YEAR-OLD IS THE ONE -- >> YES, KENZO.
>> Jimmy: KENZO. >> KENZO >> Jimmy: YOUR WIFE WAS IN THE
CAR AND SHE GOES, "KENZO, DO AN IMPRESSION OF DADDY. >> OH, MY GOODNESS
>> Jimmy: YOU SEE THIS >> HE'S SPOT ON. HE'S GOT ME DOWN
>> Jimmy: LET ME SHOW EVERYONE -- I WANNA SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP OF THIS.
>> HE REALLY DOES HAVE ME DOWN
>> HE TALKS LIKE, "WHAT?
WHAT YOU DOIN' THERE OKAY OH, OH, OH
OKAY ONE, TWO, THREE, OKAY. >> WHAT ELSE DOES HE SAY
HE SAYS, "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: DUDE, THAT IS SO CUTE [ INDISCERNIBLE
SO CUTE. DUDE, IT'S SO GOOD HE SHOULD OPEN FOR YOU, MAN.
HE SHOULD COME OUT AND DO AN EARLY SHOW DO AN AFTERNOON SHOW
>> HE'S SUCH AN [ BLEEP >> Jimmy: NO COME ON, THAT'S --
>> THAT IMPRESSION -- THAT IMPRESSION >> Jimmy: YOU DID NOT LIKE THAT
IMPRESSION OF YOU. >> HE ATTACKED ME. YOU SAW WHAT HE DID.
[ LAUGHTER ] HE ATTACKED ME NO, SUCH A GOOD IMPRESSION
AND HE ALSO CAN DO ME COMING OUT ON STAGE HE'LL GO -- HE -- HE DOES MY,
LIKE, "WHAT'S GOING ON EVERYBODY? HOW Y'ALL FEEL?"
>> Jimmy: HE DOES THAT >> HE HAS IT DOWN PAT. >> Jimmy: CAN I ASK YOU ABOUT
GOING ONSTAGE, 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE -- TONIGHT, ACTUALLY, YOU'RE LEAVING TONIGHT
YOU'RE GOING TO DO A SHOW WITH CHRIS ROCK >> YES, AT BARCLAYS.
>> Jimmy: AT THE BARCLAYS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I MEAN, TWO OF THE BEST.
>> YES >> Jimmy: TWO OF THE BEST TO EVER DO IT
BUT THEN YOU WERE AT THE GARDEN THE OTHER NIGHT. BY THE WAY, I WOULD SAY, EVERY
SHOW IS SOLD OUT BEYOND SOLD OUT. AND YOU WENT TO THE GARDEN THE
OTHER DAY, AND WHO CAME OUT TO OPEN FOR YOU AND CHRIS ROCK? >> UH, YOU KNOW, WE WERE VERY
LUCKY TO HAVE THE RELATIONSHIPS THAT WE HAVE DAVE CHAPPELLE DECIDED TO COME
OUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS
BUT, THEN -- >> THAT'S A GOAT THAT'S A GOAT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH NOW, HOW DID -- HOW DID A GOAT GET ON STAGE AND WHO -- WHO
BROUGHT THE GOAT >> WELL, BASICALLY THE IDEA CAME BECAUSE I WAS LIKE, "YOU
KNOW, CHRIS, WE SHOULD DO SOME SHOWS TOGETHER HOW ABOUT WE JUST DO NEW YORK
AND JERSEY TOGETHER? CHRIS WAS LIKE, "COOL. AND I SAID, "DUDE, IF WE DO IT,
CHAPPELLE'S GONNA COME." AND ROCK WAS LIKE, "YEAH, NO, HE'LL COME."
AND I SAID, "IT'LL BE LIKE, THE BIGGEST NIGHT IN HISTORY IF HE COMES.
SO, THEN I TOLD DAVE, I SAID, "HEY, MAN, I'M GOING TO GIFT CHRIS A GOAT AT THE END OF THE
SHOW." HE SAID, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" I SAID, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
'WHAT DO I MEAN? I'M GONNA GO GET A GOAT. HE SAID, "HOW YOU GONNA GET
A GOAT?" I SAID, "I'M KEVIN HART. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'HOW AM I
GOING TO GET A GOAT? I CAN GET A GOAT." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU GET A A GOAT >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "HOW DO
YOU GET A GOAT?" YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET A GOAT
YOU MAKE -- YOU CALL THE GOAT GUY. >> Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH CALL THE GOAT -- >> THERE'S A GOAT GUY.
>> Jimmy: -- THE GOAT PERSON, YES. >> THERE'S A GOAT GUY.
>> Jimmy: THERE'S A GOAT GUY, AND YOU GO - >> TELL HIM I NEED A GOAT.
>> Jimmy: YES. >> BRING THE GOAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOT THE GOAT. SO, WE GET THE GOAT.
WE GET THE GOAT, BUT I HID THE GOAT FROM CHRIS. I DIDN'T WANT HIM TO SEE IT.
DAVE KNEW ABOUT THE GOAT AND AT THE END OF THE SHOW, AN AMAZING SHOW, WE ALL COME BACK
ON STAGE, AND WE'RE SAYING GOOD NIGHT. AND I SAID, "CHRIS --"
YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW, CHRIS IS A MENTOR, FRIEND, INSPIRATION.
BUT HE'S A -- HE'S A LARGE PART OF THE REASON THAT I AM WHERE I AM TODAY IN MY CAREER JUST FROM
HIS ADVICE, HIS INSIGHT, ET CETERA AND HE'S MY G.O.A.T., LIKE,
HE'S MY -- MY GUY. AND I WANTED HIM TO FEEL THAT AND EXPERIENCE THE WORLD OF
UNDERSTANDING OF HOW I FEEL ABOUT HIM IN FRONT OF THAT AUDIENCE
SO I GAVE HIM THE GOAT AND I SAID, "PLEASE GIVE MY GUY HIS FLOWERS.
AND THEY STOOD UP, SCREAMED, LOVED. HE ALMOST CRIED.
HE ALMOST BROKE DOWN AND CRIED ON STAGE, 'CAUSE HE -- >> Jimmy: CHRIS DID?
>> YEAH, YEAH, CHRIS DID, MAN, IT WAS A REAL MOMENT LIKE, YOU DON'T -- YOU DON'T
SEE THAT IN OUR CULTURE ENOUGH YOU DON'T SEE US SHARE THE SPOTLIGHT, AND US -- US SHOW
ALIGNMENT IN, YOU KNOW, THE -- IN THE SPACE OF "IT DOESN'T HAVE TO JUST BE ONE.
RIGHT? LIKE, THERE'S BEEN THIS THING OF "IT CAN ONLY BE ONE GUY, OR
ONE FUNNY GUY AT THE TOP." >> Jimmy: YEAH, GREATEST OF ALL TIME
>> AND IT'S NOT THE CASE THERE'S SO MANY. THERE'S SO MUCH TALENT, AND WE
SHOULD ALL CELEBRATE EACH OTHER MORE AND THAT'S WHAT THAT MOMENT WAS
ABOUT, WAS ABOUT CELEBRATING MY BROTHER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. >> QUEST WAS THERE >> Jimmy: QUESTLOVE WAS THERE.
I WAS LIKE, "DUDE, HOW DO YOU TOP -- HOW DO YOU TOP DAVE CHAPPELLE
HOW DO YOU TOP CHRIS ROCK? HOW DO YOU TOP KEVIN HART. YOU BRING OUT THE GOAT, AND HOW
DOES THE GOAT TOP EVERYTHING >> WELL. [ LAUGHTER ]
THE GOAT, UH, GOAT TOOK A [ BLEEP ] ON STAGE >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO, THERE
YOU GO [ LAUGHTER ] [ RIM SHOT ]
DUDE, QUESTLOVE SAID IT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING HE EVER SAW >> IT WAS -- IT WAS NOT PLANNED
EITHER, QUEST. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S THE ONE THING I DIDN'T
THINK ABOUT. I SAID, "THE GOAT'S GOING TO COME OUT, DO A TIGHT TWO
MINUTES. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT INSTEAD, HE [ BLEEP ] ON
CHRIS' SHOES [ LAUGHTER ] HE -- HE DESTROYED CHRIS'
SHOES. CHRIS HAD ON SOME WHITE MOON BOOTS AND THAT GOAT -- THAT
GOAT GOT HIM >> Jimmy: MOON BOOTS >> CHRIS JUST JUMPED IN, "YOU
GOTTA BE --! YOU KNOW CHRIS, HE'S LIKE -- HE'S "THIS [ BLEEP ] GOAT,
[ BLEEP ]! >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, EXACTLY.
>> SORRY FOR CURSING >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE SO MANY - >> IT'S THE GRAN CORAMINO.
>> Jimmy: I KNOW, YEAH IT'S -- YOU HAVE SO MANY THINGS GOING ON
"HART TO HEART" IS YOUR SHOW ON PEACOCK. YOU DO A GREAT JOB WITH THAT
>> THANK YOU, MAN. >> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU PROBABLY GOT INSPIRED BY -- WHO'S YOUR
FAVORITE PEOPLE TO INTERVIEW >> I DID I DID.
I REALLY DID >> Jimmy: YEAH, WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE -
>> I'M TELLING YOU, I DID. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU DID. YOU -- YOU -- PEOPLE YOU
ADMIRE, TALK SHOW HOSTS. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND YOU TOOK ADVICE.
YOU DID WHAT THEY ARE DOING, AND YOU DID IT >> YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M A SPONGE, AND I SOAK UP WHAT I CAN FROM THOSE I'M AROUND
I'VE BEEN AROUND A LOT OF GREAT HOSTS. AND FOR ME TO NOW HAVE A TALK
SHOW WHERE I'M ABLE TO DUPLICATE WHAT I'VE SEEN, RIGHT?
AND -- AND REALLY PUT THAT TO WORK, ESPECIALLY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU ABOUT TO BRING OUT A GOAT, MAYBE? >> NO.
[ LAUGHTER ] NO WELL, YOU KNOW WHO IT WAS?
I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO TELL YOU WHO IT WAS >> Jimmy: OF COURSE I DO
>> CONAN ME AND CONAN - [ LAUGHTER ]
ME AND CONAN, WE - >> Jimmy: WE -- WE ALREADY WENT -- WE'RE ALREADY IN
COMMERCIAL WE ALREADY WENT TO COMMERCIAL. >> BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT MY
RELATIONSHIPS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT -- BUT YOU DO
THAT, BUT THEN WE HAD -- WE HAVE MARK WAHLBERG IS COMING ON
YOU HAVE A MOVIE WITH MARK CALLED "ME TIME. >> CALLED "ME TIME," YES
>> Jimmy: ABOUT A MAN WHO SAYS, "HEY, YOU KNOW, I NEED A LITTLE ME TIME RIGHT NOW," AND -- AND
HOOKS UP WITH HIS OLD BUDDY. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: -- WHO IS
MARK WALBERG >> YES >> Jimmy: WHO RUINS YOUR LIFE.
>> WELL, THAT'S A VERY GOOD BREAKDOWN. UM, AND --
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, LOOK, IT'S NOT ABOUT YOUR LIFE BEING RUINED
IT'S ABOUT YOUR PAST BECOMING YOUR PRESENT, AND YOU NOT BEING PREPARED FOR YOUR PRESENT.
I PLAY A CHARACTER WHO JUST NEEDS SOME TIME TO HIMSELF HE HASN'T HAD ALONE TIME
HE'S A DEDICATED FATHER, AND HIS KIDS HAVE KIND OF TAKEN OVER HIS LIFE.
BECAUSE HE'S BEEN CONSUMED IN THAT, HE FORGOT HOW TO LIVE. AND MY BEST FRIEND OF OLD COMES
BACK AND SHOWS ME HOW TO LIVE AGAIN. BUT WHAT HE SHOWS ME, IT
CREATES NOTHING BUT TURMOIL AND PROBLEMS FOR ME. IT'S A COMEDY ADVENTURE,
MARK WAHLBERG, MYSELF, REGINA HALL. >> Jimmy: I WILL SAY THERE'S A
A TORTOISE INVOLVED IN THIS MOVIE. >> THERE IS A TORTOISE
>> Jimmy: AND IT'S VERY, VERY FUNNY. >> DO YOU LIKE TORTOISES
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> I GOT TO KNOW TORTOISES VERY WELL DOING THIS MOVIE.
I SPENT A LOT OF TIME WITH THEM >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT A GOAT
GUY, YOU GOT A TORTOISE GUY. >> I GOT EVERY GUY >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT EVERY KIND
OF GUY WHAT DO YOU WANT >> TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, I CAN
GET IT FOR YOU RIGHT NOW [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT
ANOTHER BIG MOVIE YOU HAVE >> OKAY. 'CAUSE I GOT A LOT
>> Jimmy: WE BOTH HAVE KIDS. YOU DO HAVE A LOT. >> Jimmy: BUT "DC LEAGUE OF
SUPER-PETS." >> YOU BETTER HAVE BROUGHT IT UP
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT IT COMES OUT THIS FRIDAY >> THIS FRIDAY, YES.
>> Jimmy: UNBELIEVABLE CAST. [ APPLAUSE ] DWAYNE JOHNSON, JOHN KRASINSKI,
KATE McKINNON, KEANU REEVES. SHOULD WE SET IT UP? LET'S GO TO COMMERCIAL, AND
I'LL SET UP WHEN WE COME BACK. >> GO TO COMMERCIAL, LEET'S SET IT UP WHEN WE COME BACK.
>> Jimmy: 'CAUSE THEN, I ALSO WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE TORTILLA SLAP
>> OKAY, WE GOTTA DO THAT. BY THE WAY, BY THE WAY, I GOT YOUR BACK.
GO >> Jimmy: MORE WITH KEVIN HART AFTER THE BREAK.
STICK AROUND EVERYBODY YOU'VE GOT MY BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> "YOU'RE EDDIE MUNSON? I WAS LIKE, "KIND OF."
HE WAS LIKE, "DO YOU COME BACK NEXT SEASON?
I WAS LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW.
WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH KEVIN HART RIGHT HERE, THE ONE AND ONLY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KEVIN HART YOU'RE BACK WITH
DWAYNE JOHNSON - >> YES >> Jimmy: -- IN "DC LEAGUE OF
SUPER-PETS," ANIMATED, SUPER BIG MOVIE. THIS -- IT'S OUT THIS FRIDAY
YOU GUYS ARE ALWAYS GREAT TOGETHER WHEN DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU GUYS
WERE GONNA BE -- I MEAN, YOU GUYS WERE IN THE HISTORY BOOKS TOGETHER
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, MAN? WE -- WE REALLY -- WE REALLY DO GET ALONG.
LIKE, IT'S A GOOD RELATIONSHIP, IT'S A GENUINE RELATIONSHIP. AND IT WAS SOMETHING THAT WE
STUMBLED UPON, RIGHT LIKE, WE DID OUR FIRST MOVIE TOGETHER, AND THE CONVERSATIONS
GREW THE FRIENDSHIP GREW, BUT IT GREW BECAUSE WE WERE AROUND
EACH OTHER LIKE, IN BETWEEN TAKES, WE WEREN'T RUNNING TO THE TRAILER
WE WERE SITTING, TALKING, GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER AND WE FOUND THAT THE SCENES
BECAME BETTER AS WE BECAME CLOSER SO, WE KIND OF HELD ONTO THAT
DYNAMIC, AND IT ONLY PROGRESSED AS TIME WENT ON. >> Jimmy: IT'S FUNNY TO WATCH
YOU GUYS EVEN JUST DO AN INTERVIEW, AND SOMEONE WILL JUST SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE
OTHER PERSON, THEN, LIKE - I MEAN, YOU CAN'T MESS WITH KEVIN HART IF YOU'RE GOING TO
TRY TO OUTRANK SOMEBODY. BUT -- BUT HE TRIES. >> HE DOES ALL THE TIME.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, HE DOES. >> HE'S NOT THE SMARTEST PERSON
HE'S NOT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HE'S NOT
HE'S A GENUINE GUY >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD "A GENUINE GUY."
>> GENUINE, YEAH, HE'S A A GENUINE GUY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO, I WOULD SAY
HE'S PRETTY SMART. >> HE'S NOT THE BRIGHTEST BULB IN THE BUNCH
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU GUYS DO.
>> YES >> Jimmy: AND THEN -- BUT SOMEONE SAID, THEY GO, "YOU
KNOW, IT'S FUNNY YOU PLAY PING-PONG WITH KEVIN. AND YOU'RE LIKE, OH, HE SAID
SOME MEAN STUFF TO YOU AND THEN HE'LL JUST SAY ONE NICE, REALLY --"
>> ONE THING ONE NICE THING >> Jimmy: "AND YOU'LL GO, 'OH,
I LOVE THAT DUDE.' [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S THE JEDI.
>> IT'S A JEDI THE JEDI MIND TRICK. >> Jimmy: THE JEDI MIND TRICK.
>> THE JEDI MIND TRICK, ALL THE TIME >> Jimmy: SO YOU GUYS DID THE
TORTILLA SLAP CHALLENGE. >> YEAH! >> Jimmy: I WAS AFRAID FOR YOU,
KEVIN. >> I SLAPPED THE [ BLEEP ] OUT OF HIM
>> Jimmy: NO NO, NO, NO, NO I WAS AFRAID FOR YOU
>> OH. OH, MY GOD >> Jimmy: KEVIN HART, I WAS
AFRAID FOR YOU, BECAUSE I GO -- 'CAUSE YOU'RE -- YOU'RE READY TO DO IT, AND THEN YOU'RE
HOLDING THE TORTILLA - AND IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT ON TIKTOK, YOU TAKE A TORTILLA,
YOU DRINK A SIP OF WATER, AND YOU SLAP A TORTILLA ACROSS SOMEONE'S FACE
>> YES >> Jimmy: DWAYNE'S HAND WAS BEHIND THIS.
>> YEAH, I HAD TO MAKE SURE HE WAS HOLDING IT RIGHT >> Jimmy: YEAH, 'CAUSE HE WAS
HOLDING -- HE WAS GONNA DO THIS >> NO, I THINK HE WAS GONNA TRY
TO SMACK -- I HONESTLY THINK - I THINK HE WANTED TO KILL ME [ LAUGHTER ]
AND I'M JUST BEING HONEST, RIGHT? BECAUSE HE HAD HIS -- HE HAD
HIS WHOLE PALM BEHIND THE TORTILLA I'M LIKE, "NO.
NO!" >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT - >> THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO IT.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT TORTILLA SLAP CHALLENGE >> THAT'S NOT THE -- THAT'S NOT
THE SLAP >> Jimmy: YOU SLAP WITH THE TORTILLA
>> YEAH -- >> Jimmy: "YOU'RE JUST GONNA SLAP ME.
>> AND THEN HE'S LIKE -- 'CAUSE THAT'S HOW HE TALKS [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. THIS IS -- ALL RIGHT, NOW IT'S -- I DON'T
KNOW WHAT -- LIKE SCHWARZENEGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
ALL RIGHT, HERE -- THIS IS -- THIS IS YOU SLAPPING DWAYNE -- >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: -- WITH A TORTILLA >> YEAH, YOU CAN'T EVEN -- THE PHOTO ISN'T EVEN GOOD, 'CAUSE
THAT'S HOW FAST I WAS WHEN I DID IT YOU KNOW WHY I HIT HIM SO FAST
>> Jimmy: WHY? >> BECAUSE I FELT LIKE I HAD TO GET OUT OF THERE AFTERWARD
[ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS HIM SLAPPING YOU LOOK AT HIS FACE
>> YEAH, NO, LOOK. HE'S SO -- I'M TELLING YOU [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I'M TELLING YOU, HE'S SO EVIL. LIKE, HE'S REALLY -- SOMETIMES I THINK -- SOMETIMES
I THINK HE WANTS TO HURT ME, MAN. >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE WANTED TO
DRAW BLOOD >> LIKE THAT'S -- YEAH, LIKE THAT'S -
WHY IS HE -- LIKE, WHY IS HE LIKE THAT? I'VE NEVER SEEN -- I'VE NEVER
SEEN THIS PHOTO. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE GOT MAD AT YOU.
>> LOOK AT THIS FACE >> Jimmy: IT'S A TORTILLA -- IT'S A TORTILLA SLAP CHALLENGE
>> NO. >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T MAKE THAT FACE WHEN YOU SLAP SOMEONE WITH
A TORTILLA >> HE'S BITING DOWN ON HIS TEETH.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU DON'T -- YOU DON'T DO THAT UNLESS YOU HAVE REAL HATE FOR
SOMEBODY [ LAUGHTER ] I GOTTA CALL HIM ABOUT THIS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT? THE MOVIE'S GREAT. IT'S GOOD FOR KIDS
>> IT REALLY IS. >> Jimmy: GREAT FOR ADULTS AS WELL
BUT, I MEAN, IT'S ALL DC, ALL THE SUPERHEROES, BUT PETS. >> YES
>> Jimmy: AND IT'S AWESOME, AND IT'S FUNNY I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP
>> HERE'S KEVIN HART AND DWAYNE JOHNSON IN "DC LEAGUE OF SUPER-PETS."
TAKE A LOOK.
>> DID YOU -- YOU DON'T HAVE
YOUR POWERS. YOU JUST TRYING TO USE US NOW, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT ON
YOUR OWN >> I KNOW THESE POWERS ARE NEW TO YOU, BUT WHEN ONE HAS AN
ABUNDANCE OF POWER, THEY HAVE A CERTAIN DUTY TO USE THAT POWER TO -
>> SORRY YOU WERE SAYING SOMETHING? >> I WAS MAKING AN INSPIRING
HERO SPEECH. HOW MUCH DID YOU HAVE TO DRINK >> I HAD TWO TOILET BOWLS AND
A BIDET. BIDET TOO, WHICH IS CRAZY. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT WAS
A THING, BUT IT'S LIKE A DOG WATER FOUNTAIN >> YOU DISGUSTING ANIMAL
>> PACK, LET'S ROLL OUT. I'LL SEE YOU NEVER >> Jimmy: YEAH
"I HAD TWO TOILET BOWLS AND A BIDET. [ APPLAUSE ]
>> "AND A BIDET. >> Jimmy: KEVIN HART, EVERYBODY.
"DC LEAGUE OF SUPER-PETS" IS IN THEATERS FRIDAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
CHECK OUT "ME TIME" ON NETFLIX, BEGINNING AUGUST 26th. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
JOSEPH QUINN STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW OUR NEXT GUEST AS EDDIE MUNSON ON "STRANGER THINGS."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALL OF SEASON FOUR IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX
EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME JOSEPH QUINN
YOU, BUDDY >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME
YEAH >> Jimmy: CLEARLY, THEY KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
THEY'RE FANS WELCOME. [ CHEERS ]
WELCOME TO THE SHOW. I'M A FAN AS WELL, BY THE WAY. >> HEY
>> Jimmy: I HEARD THIS BACKSTAGE, BUT THIS IS YOUR TALK SHOW DEBUT?
>> THIS IS MY FIRST EVER TALK SHOW YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I APPRECIATE IT, BUDDY, THANK YOU
>> THANK YOU IT'S SO NICE TO BE HERE. BECAUSE I VERY NEARLY DIDN'T
MAKE IT. >> Jimmy: WHAT -- WHAT DO YOU MEAN
>> I WAS HELD UP AT IMMIGRATION YESTERDAY. >> Jimmy: OH GOSH.
>> EVER BEEN TO SECONDARY? EVER BEEN TO SECONDARY ANYONE
>> Jimmy: NO >> NO? OH, IT'S NOT SO FUN.
[ LAUGHTER ] I WAS TAKEN INTO -- I GUESS WHAT YOU COULD CALL IT -- IT
WAS MORE OF A DUNGEON. [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS ASKED TO WAIT THERE
FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES AND THEN I WAS SUMMONED TO THIS DESK BY SOMEONE WHO ASKED ME,
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE UNITED STATES, SIR?" I SAID, "WELL, I'M ACTUALLY
HERE TO MEET JIMMY FALLON ON 'THE TONIGHT SHOW.'" AND HE DIDN'T BELIEVE ME
[ LAUGHTER ] AND ONE OF HIS COLLEAGUES LOOKED OVER AT ME, LOOKED AT
HIM, AND SAID, "LEAVE EDDIE ALONE. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND THEN -- AND THEN HE SAID, "WHO ARE YOU?" AND I WAS LIKE -
AND HE'S LIKE, "IT'S EDDIE FROM 'STRANGER THINGS.' AND HE WAS LIKE, "YOU'RE
EDDIE MUNSON?" [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS LIKE, "KIND OF."
HE WAS LIKE, "DO YOU COME BACK NEXT SEASON? I WAS LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW.
AND HE WAS LIKE, "YOU BETTER." GAVE ME THE PASSPORT >> Jimmy: AND THERE YOU GO
THE POWER -- THE POWER OF EDDIE MUNSON >> CRAZY
CRAZY, CRAZY BUT I'M VERY GLAD THAT YOU LET ME COME, BECAUSE I BOUGHT YOU
A PRESENT, JIMMY >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T HAVE TO BRING ME ANYTHING.
>> I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW. BUT I WANTED TO. >> Jimmy: WHAT
>> WE'RE MISSING A MEMBER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOW.
NO WAY >> NO, NO, NO, NO. >> Jimmy: REALLY
>> WE'D BE HONORED >> Jimmy: I AM HONORED I AM PART OF THE HELLFIRE CLUB
>> COME ON >> Jimmy: YES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
COME ON? I AM HONORED I WILL WEAR THIS
I CANNOT WAIT. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BRINGING ME THIS GIFT
>> NO, IT'S OUR PLEASURE >> Jimmy: I'LL WEAR THIS THROUGH IMMIGRATION.
IT'LL BE FANTASTIC [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S PROBABLY BEEN A CRAZY
COUPLE OF MONTHS FOR YOU, I CAN IMAGINE, HUH >> IT'S BEEN PRETTY WEIRD.
YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT'S BEEN AMAZING, THOUGH
I WENT TO BRAZIL I'VE NEVER BEEN THERE BEFORE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AH, YOU'VE BEEN. >> Jimmy: YEAH PEOPLE ARE PASSIONATE ABOUT
YOUR CHARACTER PEOPLE LOVE YOU. YOU CRUSHED IT
>> OH, BLESS YOU THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE SO GOOD
BUT, I MEAN -- WHAT ARE PEOPLE CONNECTING WITH, WITH YOUR CHARACTER.
>> I DON'T KNOW. I THINK -- I WENT TO COMIC-CON RECENTLY, AND IT WAS SO MOVING
TO SEE HOW MUCH PEOPLE HAVE IDENTIFIED WITH HIM. AND I THINK IT'S PROBABLY THE
FACT THAT HE'S AN OUTSIDER AND A LITTLE BIT, KIND OF, ON THE FRINGES OF SOCIETY
AND -- YEAH, I MEAN, IT'S JUST SO MOVING TO SEE HOW MUCH HE MEANS TO PEOPLE.
>> Jimmy: I KNOW JACK BLACK GAVE YOU A SHOUTOUT THE OTHER NIGHT.
>> I KNOW! >> Jimmy: I KNOW >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU LOVE THAT DUDE ISN'T HE THE - >> I LOVE -- HE'S THE BEST,
MAN. >> Jimmy: HE'S THE GREATEST DUDE
>> I'VE, YOU KNOW, WORSHIPPED THAT GUY SINCE "SCHOOL OF ROCK."
AND YEAH, THAT WAS - PRETTY -- PRETTY CRAZY >> Jimmy: BUT, ALSO, I MEAN,
IT'S GREAT TO EVEN JUST HEAR YOU TALK BECAUSE I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT AMERICAN.
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT YOU'RE -- SORRY. THEY SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU THAT AT
IMMIGRATION. YEAH, YEAH THAT'S THE FIRST THING THEY
TELL YOU YEAH, YOU'RE NOT - BUT YOU PLAYED IT SO WELL.
AND THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SCENE, I WOULD SAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU DOING "MASTER OF PUPPETS" BY METALLICA >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND IT WAS JUST THE GREATEST THING DO YOU KNOW THAT SONG IS NEARLY
40-YEARS-OLD, AND BECAUSE OF YOU, IT BECAME THE NUMBER ONE SONG IN THE COUNTRY.
>> YEAH, I GET NO ROYALTIES THOUGH [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU GOT TO WORK ON THAT ONE, YEAH >> YEAH, NO, IT'S AWESOME,
YEAH >> Jimmy: METALLICA. THEY'RE LIKE THE MOST LEGENDARY
BAND OF ALL TIME >> I KNOW. I KNOW
>> Jimmy: AND YOU GO LIKE -- DO YOU GET NERVOUS GOING LIKE, "I'M GOING TO DO 'MASTER OF
PUPPETS?'" >> IT WAS KIND OF NERVE-RACKING.
BUT IT WAS AT A WEIRD POINT IN THE PANDEMIC WHERE NO ONE HAD SEEN ANY LIVE MUSIC FOR AGES
AND I WAS -- IT WAS ME AND GATEN, YOU'VE HAD GATEN ON >> Jimmy: YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> COME ON HE'S THE BEST.
AND IT WAS SO FUN. I WAS NERVOUS. BUT IT WAS KIND OF LIKE A ROCK
CONCERT. AND I GOT TO FEEL LIKE A A ROCKSTAR FOR ONE NIGHT
AND THAT WAS PRETTY GREAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, ONE NIGHT IS ALL YOU NEED
>> ONE NIGHT IS ALL I NEED >> Jimmy: BUT I MEAN, YOUR AMERICAN ACCENT, AS I SAID
EARLIER, IT'S GREAT IN THE SHOW I'VE HEARD YOU DO -- I HEARD
THAT YOU DO A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT ACCENTS. >> I DO SOME BAD ACCENTS
>> Jimmy: YEAH, WELL I WAS WONDERING IF, TONIGHT, IF YOU CAN, IF WE CAN HEAR ONE OF
EDDIE'S MONOLOGUES WE HAVE IT WRITTEN ON CUE CARDS THERE.
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: BUT YOU DO IT USING DIFFERENT ACCENTS?
SO DO EDDIE MUNSON IF HE WAS FROM DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE WORLD.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND FOR THOSE -- THIS -- I JUST WANT TO SHOW THE WIG, BECAUSE
IT'S JUST SO WORTH IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE MY T-SHIRT.
ALL RIGHT, THIS IS JOSEPH QUINN PERFORMING A SCENE FROM "STRANGER THINGS" WITH
DIFFERENT ACCENTS. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. >> WHENEVER I'M READY.
OKAY IS IT TO THIS? >> Jimmy: YEAH, THIS ONE, YEP.
>> TO THIS GUY >> Jimmy: YEP. >> OKAY.
FIRST ONE. SCOTTISH SCOTTISH
"WE'RE THE FREAKS -- WHY DOES HE GOT A LISP? >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO LISP.
>> HE DOESN'T HAVE A LISP. HE'S GOT A LISP? >> Jimmy: NO
>> WHY NOT >> Jimmy: OKAY >> "WE'RE THE FREAKS BECAUSE WE
LIKE TO PLAY A FANTASY GAME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ BELL DINGING ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A DOUBLE -- DOUBLE POINTS FOR THAT ALL RIGHT.
>> OKAY. LIVERPOOL. OKAY
"BUT AS LONG AS YOU'RE INTO BAND, OR SCIENCE, OR PARTIES." [ BELL DINGING ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S PRETTY GOOD >> MY MOM'S FROM LIVERPOOL, AND SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE THAT
AUSTRALIAN "OR A BLOODY GAME WHERE YOU TOSS BLOODY BALLS INTO BLOODY
BASKETS. >> Jimmy: YES, VERY GOOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
NEW YORK >> NEW YORK. NEW YORK
"OH! IT'S FORCED CONFORMITY OH!"
WELSH. "THAT'S WHAT'S KILLING THE KIDS
THAT'S THE REAL MONSTER. >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, RIGHT THERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE REAL MONSTER I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP
HERE'S JOSEPH QUINN IN "STRANGER THINGS." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
YEAH
THERE WILL BE NO MORE
RETREATING FROM EDDIE, THE BANISHED >> HEY, YOU'RE REALLY READY FOR
BATTLE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU GET IT
>> BATTLE. B-A-T. NO
>> I THOUGHT I HAD SOME GOOD ONES >> WHAT'RE YOU DOING
NO WEDGIES, NO WEDGIES >> NEVER CHANGE, DUSTIN HENDERSON
PROMISE ME >> WASN'T PLANNING ON IT >> GOOD.
>> Jimmy: COME ON. DUDE, PLEASE COME BACK >> HEY, IT WAS A PLEASURE.
>> Jimmy: PLEASE COME BACK >> Jimmy: JOSEPH QUINN, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SEASON FOUR OF "STRANGER THINGS" IS STREAMING NOW ON
NETFLIX. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM TORO Y MOI.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "MILLENNIUM" FROM HIS NEW ALBUM
"MAHAL," PLEASE WELCOME TORO Y MOI
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
FLOATING OVER EVERYONE LET'S FORGET THE DAY THE WHOLE MILLENNIUM *
* TIME IS PRECIOU CAN'T YOU SEE WE'R ALL HAVING FUN
ONE MORE PRECIOUS NIGHT * * WITH DOM PERIGNON ONE MORE ONE MOR
ONE MORE ONE MORE * * * SILVER LINING MAKES
THE PERFECT SOUVENIR WITH CHAMPAGNE DRIPPIN DOWN FROM EVERY CHANDELIER *
* I KNOW AT TIMES YOU WIS YOU COULD JUST DISAPPEAR BUT MAYBE JUST TONIGHT
WE'LL CELEBRATE THE YEAR * * ONE MORE ONE MORE ONE MORE ONE MORE *
* * * ONE MORE ONE MORE
ONE MORE ONE MOR ONE MORE ONE MOR ONE MORE ONE MORE *
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: TORO Y MOI
"MAHAL" IS OUT RIGHT NOW WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO KEVIN HART, JOSEPH QUINN, TORO Y MOI, ONCE AGAIN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, FROM PHILADELPHIA,
PENNSYLVANIA, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY