Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - JOHN KRASINKSI
REGE-JEAN PAGE MUSICAL GUEST MAGGIE ROGERS, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1688 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT.
WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW"
YOU'RE HERE, YOU MADE IT, THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WELL, GUYS, THIS IS FUN. TODAY IS NATIONAL AUNTS AND UNCLES DAY
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YEAH I LOVE MY AUNTS AND UNCLES,
THEY'VE TAUGHT ME SO MUCH. LIKE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WINE DRUNK AND BEER DRUNK.
[ LAUGHTER ] HEY, EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT THIS
TONIGHT'S MEGA MILLIONS JACKPOT IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST EVER AT NEARLY $1 BILLION.
[ AUDIENCE OOHS IF YOU FORGOT TO BUY A TICKET, CONGRATS, YOU JUST WON $2.
[ LAUGHTER ] YEP, BY TONIGHT, SOME LUCKY PERSON IS GONNA GAIN MILLIONS
OF DOLLARS AND HUNDREDS OF NEW COUSINS. [ LAUGHTER ]
"HEY, HAPPY AUNT AND UNCLES DAY, REMEMBER ME?" THAT'S RIGHT, NEARLY A BILLION
DOLLARS. YEAH, THAT KIND OF MONEY'S A A LOT OF PRESSURE.
I MEAN, YOU WIN THAT, NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOU'RE BUYING TWITTER AND HAVING AN AFFAIR
WITH THE FOUNDER OF GOOGLE'S WIFE, YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ]
[ AUDIENCE OOHS IT'S A SLIPPERY SLOPE. LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS HERE,
GUYS AS HE CONTINUES TO RECOVER FROM COVID, PRESIDENT BIDEN TOLD
REPORTERS HE'S SLEEPING SO WELL THAT HIS DOG HAD TO WAKE HIM UP YESTERDAY MORNING.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND REPORTERS RESPONDED WITH A A VERY NERVOUS LAUGH, LIKE -
YOU KNOW THAT DOG WAS KINDA FREAKING OUT, LIKE "JOE? JOE!
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN TELL BIDEN WAS TIRED, 'CAUSE HE TAPPED THE DOG'S HEAD
AND TOLD HIM TO COME BACK NINE MINUTES LATER. [ LAUGHTER ]
MORE NEWS FROM THE WHITE HOUSE I READ THAT TO FIGHT CLIMATE CHANGE, THE BIDEN
ADMINISTRATION HAS PLEDGED TO PLANT ONE BILLION TREES. YEAH, AND JUST FOR FUN, THEY'RE
PLANTING THEM IN THE MIDDLE OF TRUMP'S GOLF COURSE AT MAR-A-LAGO
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE MEANWHILE THIS MORNING, BIDEN WOKE UP FROM HIS COVID FEVER
LIKE, "DID I ORDER A BILLION TREES? YEP.
TARIQ? Tariq: UH, YEAH, I HAD A QUESTION
WELL, ARE THEY PLANTING A BILLION SEEDS OR A BILLION TREES?
BECAUSE THERE'S A DIFFERENCE Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T REALLY KNOW.
YES, TARIQ Tariq: IF I HAD TO GUESS, I'D SAY THEY'RE PLANTING SEEDS
* Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU GOTTA PLANT THE SEEDS TO MAKE THE
TREES. Tariq: AND YOU GOTTA WET THE SEEDS TO GET THE LEAVES.
Jimmy: A BILLION TREES FROM A BILLION SEEDS. Tariq: WE'LL BE SEEING GREEN
FROM SEA TO SEA. Jimmy: SO MUCH POLLEN, CAN'T HELP BUT SNEEZE.
Tariq: BUT THAT'S OKAY, IT'S FINE BY ME [ CLAPPING ]
Jimmy: 'CAUSE CLEAN AIR IS WHAT WE WANT TO SEE. Tariq: SAID THE BIRDS, THE
INSECTS, AND THE BUMBLEBEES. Jimmy: WE'LL BE OH, SO HAPPY TO ENJOY THAT BREEZE
Tariq: A BILLION TREES FROM A BILLION SEEDS? I GOT ONE ANSWER
Both: YES, PLEASE * BILLION TREES PLANTING THE CROPS
READY OR NOT * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Announcer: SEEDS AND TREES
MIXTAPE, 2022. [ AIRHORN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Steve: WHAT IS GOING ON Jimmy: MAN. I SAW THAT -- GUYS, TODAY,
FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP RETURNED TO WASHINGTON, D.C., FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE LEAVING
OFFICE TRUMP SAID, "WELL, SINCE I'M STILL THE PRESIDENT, IT ONLY
MAKES SENSE I STOP BY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SWITCHING GEARS, T-MOBILE HAS
AGREED TO PAY ITS CUSTOMERS $350 MILLION IN A SETTLEMENT OVER A MASSIVE DATA BREACH
WE ACTUALLY HAVE THEIR LAWYER ON THE LINE TO EXPLAIN THEIR SETTLEMENT
SIR, ARE YOU THERE HI, JIMMY, THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.
"TONIGHT SHOW" -- TO BE HERE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: SORRY?
THIS -- THIS IS A MASSIVE SETTLEMENT HERE, SO HOW -- HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
WELL, NOW THAT -- SETTLEMENT -- COMPLETED -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
-- TRY TO RELAX -- RASPBERRY CUSTARD -- NIPPLES, AND HAMSTER -
Jimmy: I'M SORRY, YOU'RE CUTTING OUT. CAN YOU SAY THAT AGAIN
OF COURSE I WAS JUST SAYING NOW THAT THE SETTLEMENT IS COMPLETED, I --
GO HOME -- RASPBERRY CUSTARD -- NIPPLES AND HAMSTER -- [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: SORRY, IT'S STILL A BIT CHOPPY IT'S NOT REALLY MAKING SENSE
CAN YOU SWITCH TO WIFI UH, SURE, JIMMY, HOW -- HOW'S THIS
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? Jimmy: IT'S MUCH BETTER, THANK YOU.
GREAT, I WAS JUST SAYING, NOW THAT THE SETTLEMENT IS COMPLETED, I WANT TO RELAX
I THINK I MIGHT GO HOME AND SMEAR RASPBERRY CUSTARD ON MY NIPPLES AND LET MY PET HAMSTER
NIBBLE ON IT UNTIL IT TICKLES. THAT USUALLY HELPS ME CALM DOWN
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: OKAY, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT
THANK YOU FOR JOINING US TODAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HEY, HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THIS
THERE'S AN ONLINE MOVEMENT OF PEOPLE WHO WANT INSTAGRAM TO GO BACK TO BEING A PHOTO SHARING
APP, AND ARE CRITICIZING IT FOR TRYING TO COPY TIKTOK. YOU KNOW THINGS ARE BAD WHEN
INSTAGRAM IS GETTING BULLIED ON INSTAGRAM. [ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, GUYS, PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT THIS KLONDIKE JUST ANNOUNCED THAT
THEY ARE DISCONTINUING THE CHOCO TACO [ AUDIENCE BOOS
EVERYONE'S PRETTY BROKEN UP ABOUT IT, SO IT'S TIME FOR A A TINY TRIBUTE SONG.
[ APPLAUSE ] * * 'CAUSE IT SEEMS TO ME
YOU LIVED YOUR LIF LIKE A TACO IN THE FRIDGE * * YOU'RE AN ICE CREAM
WAFFLE TAC COVERED IN CHOCOLATE * * AND I SURE DI
LOVE TO EAT YO WHEN I WAS JUST A KID * * YOUR CHOCO MELTED
LONG BEFORE * [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * YOUR TACO EVER DID *
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Steve: WOW.
Jimmy: SOME TV NEWS LAST NIGHT ON "THE BACHELORETTE," PRODUCERS
BROUGHT ZACH AND RACHEL TO A A MOVIE THEATER AND SHOWED THEM A SURPRISE MONTAGE THAT THEY'D
PUT TOGETHER FOR THEIR DATE. AND I THOUGHT THE WHOLE THING WAS A LITTLE -- A LITTLE
BIZARRE. TAKE A LOOK, SEE IF YOU SEE IT
*
ZACH, MAN ZACHARY. *
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ COUGHING ] [ LAUGHTER ]
[ GAGGING OH, MY GOSH UGH, WHAT DO I DO?
[ BURPING [ BANG ] [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
WOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: HEY GUYS, GET THIS,
A DATING SITE FOR ANTI-VAXXERS CALLED "UNJECTED" -- [ LAUGHTER ]
HAD -- THIS IS REAL -- HAD ALL OF ITS USER DATA EXPOSED ONLINE
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT DON'T WORRY, EVERYONE IS DOING THEIR OWN RESEARCH ON HOW
TO FIX IT. [ LAUGHTER ] USERS' NAMES, BIRTHDAYS, EMAIL
ADDRESSES, AND HOME ADDRESSES WERE EXPOSED, BUT ON THE PLUS SIDE, THEIR DATA IS ONE STEP
CLOSER TO HERD IMMUNITY. [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, LISTEN TO THIS.
ACCORDING TO A NEW REPORT, THE CHEVY SILVERADO IS THE MOST STOLEN VEHICLE IN THE COUNTRY.
AND CHEVY DECIDED TO USE THIS FACT AS A SELLING POINT IN THEIR LATEST COMMERCIAL.
WATCH THIS
SO OUR SILVERADO IS THE MOST STOLEN VEHICLE IN AMERICA.
WELL, MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE OF OUR DURAMAX TURBO DIESEL ENGINE. OR MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE OF OUR
AUTOMATIC EMERGENCY BRAKING. OR JUST MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE OUR DOORS DON'T LOCK, THERE'S NO
ALARM SYSTEM, AND YOU CAN START THE TRUCK JUST BY BREATHING ON THE STEERING WHEEL
CHEVY SILVERADO, APPARENTLY THEY'RE FREE NOW Jimmy: I SAW THAT TODAY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HEY, I SAW A HOUSE LISTING THAT'S GETTING A LOT OF
ATTENTION FOR ITS STRANGE DESIGN CHECK THIS THING OUT
AN UNUSUAL PROPERTY IN PISMO BEACH, CALIFORNIA IS ATTRACTING A LOT OF ATTENTION.
THE LISTING ON ZILLOW COULD BE A RECORD FOR A TREEHOUSE THIS IS ACTUALLY A HOUSE BUILT
AROUND A TREE. ASKING PRICE, $3.8 MILLION [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
Jimmy: IT SOUNDS LIKE GOOD IDEA UNTIL YOU WALK INTO THE BATHROOM, AND YOU SEE
A SQUIRREL HOLDING HIS NUTS. [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: HEY!
WHOA Jimmy: GUYS, AND FINALLY, IT IS TUESDAY
IT IS TIME FOR "WeTWEET. HERE WE GO
*
* WE TWEE WETWEET * Jimmy: NOW, WELCOME TO
"WeTWEET"! THIS IS -- THIS IS WHERE WE, AS A GROUP, DECIDE SOMETHING THAT
WE SHOULD POST ON TWITTER. I'M GONNA SHOW YOU FIVE DIFFERENT TWEETS, AND WE'RE ALL
GOING TO VOTE ON WHETHER YOU LIKE EACH ONE OR NOT YOU ALL HAVE VOTING CLICKERS AT
YOUR SEATS YOU SEE THEM THERE I CAN JUDGE BY THE CONFUSION,
YEP. ALL RIGHT, PERFECT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YOU CAN VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM, YOU CAN VOTE FOR NONE OF THEM. WHATEVER YOU WANT, I WANT YOU
TO HAVE FUN, OKAY? WE'RE GONNA SEE THE RESULTS LIVE
HIGGINS, ROOTS, YOU HAVE CLICKERS, TOO. Steve: I GOT MY CLICKER
Jimmy: ROOTS, CLICKERS? Tariq: YEAH, I'M ALL -- I'M ALL DONE
Jimmy: YOU'RE CLICKED UP. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. WHATEVER TWEET GETS THE MOST
LIKES, WE WILL TWEET IT OUT LIVE ON THE SHOW SO YOU CAN ALL LIKE IT AND "WeTWEET" IT
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S A SHARED EXPERIENCE OKAY, YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS?
OKAY, THE FIRST TWEET IS - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS IS GOOD
FIRST TWEET -- "'LET'S GET BRUNCH' IS A CLASSY WAY OF SAYING 'LET'S GET
HAMMERED AT 11:00 A.M. ON A SUNDAY.'" HM LUKEWARM RESPONSE.
Steve: NO, YEAH, LUKEWARM Jimmy: LUKEWARM AT BEST YEAH, PEOPLE ARE ALREADY DONE
VOTING IMMEDIATELY THEY SAID NO YOU CAN CAST YOUR VOTES --
THUMBS UP OR THUMBS DOWN THEY KNOW -- I FEEL LIKE THIS ONE --
Steve: I THINK THEY PICKED THUMBS DOWN. Jimmy: I THINK THEY PICKED
THUMBS DOWN ON THIS ONE. [ DRUM ROLL Tariq: I -- THUMBS UP
Jimmy: YOU THUMBS UP-ED IT? I DID IT JUST TO -- I FELT BAD FOR IT
Steve: FELT BAD FOR THE -- THE TWEET ITSELF Tariq: THE THUMBS UP.
Steve: OH, I SEE. Jimmy: YEAH, BUT THE VOTES ARE IN
LET'S SEE THE RESULTS, HERE WE GO [ DRUMROLL ]
OH, NOT BAD. * THAT'S ACTUALLY NOT BAD, THAT'S
PRETTY GOOD. Steve: YEAH, 135. Jimmy: LET'S GET BRUNCH
YEAH Steve: HAMMERED Jimmy: 11:00 A.M.
Steve: 11:00 A.M. Jimmy: YEAH, GOTCHA OH, I LIKE THIS ONE.
THIS ONE -- THE NEXT ONE IS, "I COULD NEVER BE A DOCTOR BECAUSE I COULD NEVER SIT ON THE SPINNY
STOOL AND NOT SPIN ALSO, MEDICAL SCHOOL." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
IT'S ONE OF THE TWO. Steve: JUST THAT LITTLE THING.
Jimmy: IT'S ONE OF THE TWO. EITHER I CAN'T SPIN -- THAT THING SPINS, YOU KNOW I GOT TO
SPIN ON THAT THING ALSO MEDICAL SCHOOL, IT TAKES YEARS.
TOO MUCH WORK FOR ME ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS ONE.
I THINK IT'S GONNA GO PRETTY WELL YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Steve: OH *
Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD -- 183 Steve: THAT'S PRETTY GOOD Jimmy: YEAH, THAT MIGHT BE
THE WINNER, RIGHT THERE. BUT WE HAVE THREE MORE Steve: REALLY
Jimmy: YEAH LET'S SEE IF YOU ENJOY THIS ONE.
THIS NEXT ONE'S PRETTY GOOD. "WHEN STEVEN SPIELBERG GOES TO THE BARBER, DO YOU THINK HE
ASKS FOR THE 'DIRECTOR'S CUT?' [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: PITHY, SIMPLE.
Jimmy: I VOTED -- YEAH. Steve: YOU SAID NO? YOU VOTED DOWN
Jimmy: I VOTED YES, 'CAUSE I FEEL LIKE -- SOMEONE'S VERY ANIMATED,
THEY'RE DOING THIS - DOESN'T HELP Steve: I LIKE THAT THOUGH
THEN YOU KNOW THEY VOTED Jimmy: AND THEN I JUST SAW AN ACTUAL HUMAN THUMBS DOWN
FROM A - Steve: THEY'RE TRYING TO POINT AT YOU
Jimmy: A MAN IN THE AUDIENCE JUST GAVE ME A THUMBS DOWN [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WHICH HE'S BEEN GIVING ME ALL MONOLOGUE, BY THE WAY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, OKAY, WOW Steve: OOH, WOW
Jimmy: THEY DID NOT LIKE THAT SAID STEVEN SPIELBERG, ASK FOR
THE "DIRECTOR'S CUT. Steve: "DIRECTOR'S CUT," COME ON.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY. Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S GOOD.
NEXT UP WE HAVE, "WHETHER IT'S A PAPER MENU OR A QR CODE MENU, MY DAD'S PHONE IS GONNA BE OUT,
AND THE FLASHLIGHT'S GONNA BE ON." [ LAUGHTER ]
* IT'S GOING BE OUT, AND IT'S GOING BE ON.
"I CAN'T EVEN -- I CAN'T EVEN TELL WHAT IS THIS
I CAN'T -- "DAD, YOU'RE BLINDING HALF THE RESTAURANT."
ALL RIGHT. THERE WE GO. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS,
TARIQ? Tariq: UH, YEAH, I THINK IT'S PROBABLY GONNA BE HALF AND
HALF Steve: HALF AND HALF? Jimmy: YOU SAY HALF AN HALF
Tariq: YEAH Steve: SAYS IT'S GONNA BE AN EVEN -- EVENLY SPLIT
Jimmy: YOU THINK IT'S GONNA BE 50/50 Tariq: I DO
I DO Jimmy: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. Steve: THAT'S INSANE.
Tariq: I DO, I THINK IT'S GONNA BE 50/50 FIGHT ME
Jimmy: NO WAY -- NO, YOU SAY 70/30. Tariq: OKAY, 70/30.
I'LL SAY -- I'LL SAY 55/45 Jimmy: OH, THERE YOU GO Steve: OH
NOW. Jimmy: LET'S CHECK OUT THE RESULTS ON THIS ONE.
[ DRUMROLL ] OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Steve: OH, SNAP OH, SNAP Tariq: OH, MY GOD
OH, MY GOD OH, MY GOD OW, OW
OW, OW, OW, OW - * Steve: TARIQ GOT BURNED
Tariq: NO, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
Steve: YOU MEANT 195 AND 10 Jimmy: THAT WAS A KNOCKOUT PUNCH RIGHT THERE.
THAT'S GOTTA BE THE WINNER EVERYONE VOTES FOR THIS ONE JUST BECAUSE -
Steve: 195? Jimmy: IT'S ALMOST UNHEARD OF
Steve: OF COURSE. Jimmy: THAT WILL BE THE ONE THAT WE TWEET, UNLESS THIS
ONE -- Steve: THAT'S A RECORD. Jimmy: UNLESS THIS ONE IS,
LIKE, AN AVALANCHE Steve: IS THIS THE LAST ONE Jimmy: THE LAST ONE, BUT I
DON'T KNOW [ DRUMROLL ] WHAT WAS THE OTHER ONE
WHAT DID WE ALL JUST LIKE? [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: PHONE ON, LIGHT ON
Jimmy: WHICH ONE? Tariq: DAD WITH THE LIGHT - Steve: DAD, MENU, QR CODE
Jimmy: OH, YEAH [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER Steve: MORE OF A TRUISM, AND
FUNNY. THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT FUNNY, 'CAUSE IT'S KINDA TRUE
Jimmy: YEAH, I LIKE THAT ONE. THAT'S A GOOD ONE, SO LET'S
SEE. THAT'S -- I THINK IS GONNA BE THE WINNER
Steve: I THINK IT'S THE WINNER, BUT WHO KNOWS? Jimmy: YEAH
Steve: WE GOT ONE MORE. Jimmy: WE HAVE ONE MORE, HERE WE GO
Steve: TARIQ, WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS ONE IS GONNA BE Tariq: I THINK THIS LAST
ONE'S THE WINNER Steve: OKAY Jimmy: LAST ONE IS, "IMAGINE
BEING A PEACH, WORKING FOR YEARS AS A FRUIT, AND THEN GETTING FAMOUS 'CAUSE YOU LOOK
LIKE A BUTT. [ LAUGHTER ] *
Tariq: OH Steve: WOW. THAT'S A SELF ONE.
YOU'RE GONNA VOTE NO JUST TO BURN -- JUST 'CAUSE YOU LIKE THE OTHER ONE.
Tariq: YOU KNOW YOU AGREE, MAN. THUMBS UP.
EVERYONE AGREE. Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW, MAN, I THINK -- I THINK "DAD'S
FLASHLIGHT" TAKES IT [ DRUM ROLL Steve: YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU DON'T EVEN WANNA GO TO THIS ONE. YOU DON'T EVEN WANNA SHOW THE
RESULTS. Tariq: I'M TIRED OF BEING THE PEACH OF YOUR JOKES OVER
HERE [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: LET'S SEE THE
RESULTS. Steve: LET'S SEE IT [ DRUM ROLL
Tariq: WHOA Steve: OH, MY GOD OH, MY GOD
Jimmy: THAT -- THAT DOES THAT [ APPLAUSE ]
"DAD'S FLASHLIGHT" IS THE WINNER RIGHT THERE YEAH, YOU'LL POST --
SO NOW I'M GONNA POST THIS DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED, GIVE IT A LIKE, GIVE IT A WeTWEET, AND ENJOY
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT JOHN KRASINSKI IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
COME ON. REGE-JEAN PAGE IS ON THE SHOW! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM ONE OF MY FAVORITES, MAGGIE ROGERS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
GOT A NEW RECORD OUT STICK AROUND WHEN WE COME BACK I'M PLAYING
"CATCHPHRASE" WITH JOHN KRASINSKI AND MAGGIE ROGERS.
COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
Tariq: ANOTHER WORD FOR A A SPACESHIP. ROCKET.
Tariq: NO, A PLATE. LIKE A PLATE OH, A UFO
Tariq: NO, LIKE A PLATE [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, WHAT DO THEY CALL AN
AERIAL PLATE AERIAL PLATE AM I AN IDIOT
Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A GAME OF
"CATCHPHRASE," BUT TARIQ AND I NEED PARTNERS. TARIQ, WE FOUND A GREAT ONE FOR
YOU. HE IS THE VOICE OF SUPERMAN IN THE NEW MOVIE, "DC LEAGUE OF
SUPER-PETS," WHICH IS IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY GIVE IT UP FOR JOHN KRASINSKI!
* Jimmy: OH OH
HOW ARE YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: DON'T VOTE ON THOSE.
THEY'RE VOTING [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
MY PARTNER IS A GRAMMY-NOMINATED SINGER/SONGWRITER WHOSE NEW
ALBUM, "SURRENDER," IS OUT ON FRIDAY PLEASE WELCOME MAGGIE ROGERS
* Jimmy: TARIQ, MAGGIE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU Tariq: THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
Jimmy: JOHN, MAGGIE GUYS, HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS.
I'M GOING TO START THE ROUND BY PRESSING START ON THIS BUZZER, RIGHT HERE
JOHN, YOU'LL DRAW A CLUE FROM THE TOP OF THE PILE. YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR PARTNER TO
GUESS THE CLUE AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE, THEN HAND THE BUZZER TO THE PERSON ON YOUR RIGHT.
IF YOU'RE HOLDING THE BUZZER WHEN IT GOES OFF, YOUR TEAM LOSES THAT ROUND
WE'RE GOING TO PLAY THREE ROUNDS LET'S TAKE OUR POSITIONS
ALL RIGHT Jimmy: WHERE ARE YOU? YOU'LL BE ACROSS FROM ME, ALL
RIGHT? WHEN YOU'RE READY, I'M GOING TO PRESS START, AND YOU GOT TO
DRAW THE FIRST CLUE AND GO FOR THIS ALL RIGHT?
LET'S DO IT Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO
OKAY. Jimmy: COME ON, BUD, WE GOT THIS
ALL RIGHT, I'M READY. Tariq: LET'S CONNECT. I'M READY
I'M READY. Tariq: YES. TAP IN
YES. [ BEEPING Jimmy: GO
OH, OKAY. A FISH THAT'S VERY ANGRY. HAS ANGRY TEETH.
Tariq: SHARK. BUT THEY'RE LITTLE AND A LOT OF THEM.
Tariq: OH, PIRANHA. THAT'S RIGHT. Jimmy: WOW.
VERY CALM. [ APPLAUSE ] YEAH.
THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HE'S AN OGRE WITH GREEN
EARS Jimmy: SHREK. YEP
Jimmy: WOW. OH, THAT'S CHEATING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Tariq: IT'S WHAT PICKLES ARE BEFORE THEY'RE PICKLED CUCUMBERS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WHEN YOU'RE REALLY ANGRY IN A CAR AT OTHER PEOPLE
ROAD RAGE Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
IT'S NOT -- YOU DON'T HAVE THIS ON YOUR YARD, YOU HAVE IT IN YOUR --
Tariq: IN YOUR HOUSE. ON YOUR PORCH. IT'S WHEN I'M SELLING
THINGS Tariq: OH, A YARD SALE. A SALE
YARD SALE. IN -- BUT IN THE -- Tariq: GARAGE SALE.
THAT'S IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S A GAME, AND YOU HAVE
TO -- YOU'RE TALKING AND YOU'RE GIVING INSTRUCTIONS, AND IT'S A GUY.
Jimmy: CHARADES WHO'S TELLING YOU -- INSTRUCTING --
[ BUZZER ] Jimmy: SIMON SAYS [ SAD TUBA ]
Tariq: NO, NO NO, NO [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T GET GARAGE SALE FROM SELLING STUFF OUT OF YOUR
GARAGE Tariq: BUT I STILL GOT IT THOUGH
I LIKE HOW YOU SAID, "SIMON SAYS," AND STILL LOST THE ROUND.
Jimmy: THAT WAS A GOOD HINT THAT WAS A GOOD HINT THAT WAS A GOOD HINT
YEAH, I WAS, "HM, SOUNDS LIKE GARAGE SALE. [ LAUGHTER ]
"GARAGE SALE?" YES. HOW DID YOU GUESS THAT
THAT WAS A PURPOSEFUL STALL Jimmy: THAT WAS A GREAT, GREAT, GREAT HINT.
IT WAS LIKE AT THE END OF HOT POTATO WHERE YOU'RE LIKE, GOT HIM.
Tariq: IT'S PART OF OUR TECHNIQUE. Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT
HAPPENED, THOUGH YOU STARTED OFF SO CALM. THANK YOU
Jimmy: AND THEN WE ALL -- NO WE ALL WERE CALM AND THEN WE WERE REALLY GOOD
AND THEN - [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN I RUINED IT?
Jimmy: NO, YEAH, KIND OF. Tariq: NAH, NAH ARE WE GOING TO EDIT THAT
PART OUT Jimmy: NO, WE'RE GOING TO LEAVE THAT IN.
Tariq: WE'RE STILL CALM AND THEN YOU RUINED THE NIGHT.
Jimmy: THAT WAS REAL. IT SHOWS THAT YOU'RE HUMAN Tariq: COOL AS A PICKLE
BEFORE IT'S PICKLED. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
Tariq: COME ON, LET'S DO IT THAT WAS A CLUE EARLIER [ BEEPING
Tariq: OKAY OKAY, THESE ARE, YOU KNOW, CHOCOLATE, GRAHAM CRACKER,
MARSHMALLOW THINGIES OH, BOY S'MORES.
Tariq: YES. OKAY Jimmy: I'M IN A POOL.
OH, BOY OH, I SEE [ LAUGHTER ]
WE'VE ALL HEARD THIS STORY. Tariq: GREAT. Jimmy: PLAYING A GAME WHERE
I YELL AND YOU RESPOND OH, UM. UM
Jimmy: RALPH LAUREN MAKES A A LINE OF CLOTHING THAT SOUNDS LIKE THIS.
MARCO POLO. Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT YES
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS IS A TYPE OF COOKIE. Tariq: GRAHAM CRACKER
BUT IT'S ALSO BASED ON CANDY BAR. Tariq: ROCKY ROAD, WHAT IS
THAT THING YES IT SATISFIES YOU
THE CANDY BAR SATISFIES YOU. Tariq: OH, DANG, A SNICKERS -- SNICKERDOODLE.
YES YES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
IT'S A DANCE THAT YOU DO. Jimmy: MACARENA Tariq: OKAY
IT'S THE TV SHOW - [ BUZZER ] [ SAD TUBA ]
[ LAUGHTER ] Tariq: HE STILL GOT IT. HE STILL GOT IT.
I HAVE A QUESTION Jimmy: WHAT IS IT CHEATING IF SHE DID
THE MACARENA Jimmy: NO I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
Tariq: I MEAN, YEAH Jimmy: SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
SHE WAS - Jimmy: NO Tariq: WE'LL LET HER LIVE
WE'LL LET HER LIVE Jimmy: THAT WAS GOOD. BUT I DID --
I WILL SAY, TARIQ, THAT WAS A GOOD HINT. IT'S A TV SHOW
Tariq: GET OUT OF HERE. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN
THAT ONE YOU SHOULD HAVE GOT THAT ONE Tariq: OKAY
Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO ONE MORE. [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU'RE DOING GREAT. DON'T LISTEN TO THIS [ BEEPING
ALL RIGHT COME ON, JIMMY, LET'S GO Tariq: IT IS A, YOU KNOW, A
A PLATE THAT, YOU KNOW -- ANOTHER WORD FOR A SPACESHIP ROCKET.
Tariq: NO, A PLATE. LIKE A PLATE OH, A UFO
Tariq: NO, LIKE A PLATE LIKE, WHAT DO THEY CALL IT [ LAUGHTER ]
AN AERIAL PLATE. AERIAL PLATE AM I --
AM I AN IDIOT? Tariq: IT'S A PLATE SHAPED THING THAT ALIENS ARE ON
GOD! [ LAUGHTER ] UFO
UFO. [ LAUGHTER ] Tariq: NO
OLD SCHOOL WHAT DO THEY CALL IT OLD SCHOOL
BACK IN THE DAY. STILL A UFO Tariq: NO, YOU SEE A UFO.
HE LANDS IN A WHAT DUDE, I SAW AN AERIAL PLATE. [ LAUGHTER ]
I GOT NOTHING Jimmy: HOW YOU DOING? EVERYTHING GOOD.
Tariq: IT'S DINNERWARE IN THE SKY. DINNERWARE IN THE SKY.
Jimmy: FLYING SAUCER. FLYING SAUCER Tariq: GOD, YES
[ BUZZER ] JEEZ LOUISE. Jimmy: THE WINNERS, ME AND
MAGGIE ROGERS, RIGHT THERE COME ON. [ BELL DINGING ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I AM SO SORRY Jimmy: DUDE, YOU'RE GOOD.
YOU WERE GOOD, BUD I AM SO SORRY Jimmy: MY THANKS TO
JOHN KRASINSKI -- YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK MAGGIE ROGERS, TARIQ TROTTER
WE'RE TALKING TO JOHN AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES.
HE'S A VERY TALENTED ACTOR, WRITER, AND DIRECTOR HE'S THE VOICE OF SUPERMAN IN
THE NEW MOVIE "DC LEAGUE OF SUPER-PETS," WHICH HITS THEATERS ON FRIDAY
PLEASE WELCOME JOHN KRASINSKI EVERYBODY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: WE LOVE YOU, JOHN KRASINSKI, WE LOVE YOU. THANKS FOR COMING BACK TO THE
SHOW IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU IN PERSON IT'S VERY EXCITING.
YES, YOU'RE BACK Jimmy: YOU LOOK GOOD, BUDDY I'VE BEEN BACK FOR A WHILE
BUT I'M BACK WITH YOU. SO NOW, WE CAN START Jimmy: NOW WE ARE BACK.
NOW THE SHOW IS BACK. Jimmy: I'M SEEING YOU UP ON THE BIG SCREEN
OH. Jimmy: I SAW YOU IN "DR. STRANGE."
YOU HAD A -- YES Jimmy: YOU HAD A -- RIGHT
YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE ALL SAW THAT. BUT THREE PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "SPOILER ALERT."
LIKE SUPER BUMMED. Jimmy: YEAH THREE PEOPLE PLUG YOUR EARS.
BUT YOU'RE IN IT FOR A LITTLE BIT. HOW DARE YOU.
IT WAS A BIG MOMENT FOR ME Jimmy: NO, SORRY. IT WAS A BIG MOMENT FOR ME,
BUT THAT'S FINE, YEAH. OKAY Jimmy: BUT I MEAN -- BUT
A LITTLE BIT OF THE MAGIC WAS FROM THE MOVIE FROM YOUR SCENES
YES THAT'S RIGHT, YES. NO, I KNOW, YES.
Jimmy: BUT EVERYONE FREAKED OUT. YOU WERE REED RICHARDS FROM
FANTASTIC FOUR YES Jimmy: MR. FANTASTIC.
I WAS Jimmy: WE ALL FREAKED OUT THE AUDIENCE I WAS IN, EVERYONE
WAS LIKE, "WHAAAT? THANK YOU Jimmy: WE LOVED THIS!
I ACTUALLY ASKED, I CALLED AND DID THEY GO, "WHAAAA?" Jimmy: YES.
AND THEY SAID, "YES." Jimmy: WE ALL DID YES, THEY SAID "YEAH.
Jimmy: COMIC-CON, THEY JUST ANNOUNCED ALL THESE NEW MOVIES AND THEY ANNOUNCED THAT THERE'S
GOING TO BE A "FANTASTIC FOUR" MOVIE. YES
Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY ANYTHING NOPE.
Jimmy: I'M NOT ALLOWED TO REALLY ASK YOU RIGHT
Jimmy: BUT -- YOU THINK [ LAUGHTER ] YOU THINK?
YOU THINK Jimmy: DO YOU THINK COULD ONE THINK?
SERIOUSLY, WHAT HAVE YOU HEARD?
I NEED TO KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THEY DON'T TELL YOU
ANYTHING THEY DON'T TELL YOU ANYTHING, NO
Jimmy: UNTIL RIGHT BEFORE YOU'RE ABOUT TO DO IT. THAT'S RIGHT.
Jimmy: AND THERE'S ALSO A A RUMOR THAT YOUR WIFE, EMILY BLUNT, WILL PLAY
SUE STORM. OH? Jimmy: MAKING THE FIRST
HUSBAND. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] YOU THINK?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU THINK? JIMMY, I'M GOING TO TELL YOU
ON YOUR SHOW - Jimmy: OH - IT'S --
Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. SOMEONE KILLED HIM RIGHT NOW COULD WE GET A MEDIC
THAT'S ACTING RIGHT THERE. NO, IT'S ACTUALLY A MARVEL DART
Jimmy: THERE'S A GUY WALKING AROUND YEAH, EXACTLY
Jimmy: I KNOW YOU'RE A GREAT ACTOR, BUT YOU'RE ALSO A GREAT WRITER AND DIRECTOR.
THANK YOU Jimmy: YOU'VE BEEN BUSY, BUSY, BUSY
I'VE GOT TO COME HERE MORE OFTEN. THIS IS BOOSTING MY
PERSONALITY. Jimmy: NO, BUT YOU JUST FINISHED WRITING AND I THINK
YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIRECT A MOVIE CALLED "IMAGINARY FRIENDS. YES, IT'S CALLED "IF," AND
IT'S WITH MR. RYAN REYNOLDS -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HE'S AN INDIE GUY, AND THIS
UNBELIEVABLE ACTRESS NAMED CAILEY FLEMING IF ANYBODY WATCHES "THE WALKING
DEAD," SHE'S ON "WALKING DEAD," YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND IT'S OFFICIAL, EMILY MET HER, SAW HER, AND WAS LIKE, "SHE'S THE BEST ACTRESS EVER."
SO THAT'S IT IT'S DONE. IT'S OVER.
Jimmy: THAT'S IT. THAT IS THE BEST ACTRESS THAT'S IT
WE GOT BEST ACTRESS ON THE PLANET Jimmy: BUT YOU'RE REUNITING
WITH STEVE CARELL. YEAH. I SHOULD HAVE STARTED WITH THIS
IS "THE OFFICE" REUNION MOVIE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS IS THE -- THIS IS "THE
OFFICE" REUNION MOVIE. YES Jimmy: WOW, NO, IT'S NOT
THAT AT ALL. NOPE, IT'S NOT, NO. Jimmy: WELL, WHAT IS "IF?
WHAT IS "IMAGINARY FRIENDS?" "IF" IS BASICALLY A MOVIE ABOUT IMAGINARY FRIENDS.
AND YES, THEY ARE THESE ADORABLE, FUN IDEAS THAT KIDS HAVE, BUT REALLY, THEY ARE ALSO
TIME CAPSULES FOR ALL OF OUR AMBITIONS, OUR DREAMS, OUR HOPES WHEN WE'RE KIDS.
SO THE MOVIE IS ABOUT WHAT IF WE CAN TAP BACK INTO THAT? Jimmy: GAH, I LOVE THE WAY
YOU THINK, BUD OH. IT'S A HORROR MOVIE.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: NO, IT IS NOT A HORROR -- IT'S A NICE --
IT'S TERRIFYING Jimmy: I WANT TO -- THERE WAS SOMETHING THAT WAS GOING
AROUND THE INTERNET. I JUST WANTED TO ASK YOU ABOUT THIS
THE INTERNET IS ALWAYS RIGHT. Jimmy: THANK YOU.
IT SAYS, "THE OFFICE -- IS JIM REALLY THE VILLAIN?" [ LAUGHTER ]
WAIT, WHAT, DID YOU MAKE THAT UP? Jimmy: NO, I DID NOT MAKE IT
UP WE ALL DECIDED - IT'S ON A CARD.
Jimmy: YEAH, I MADE THE CARD I MADE THE CARD, BUT WE ALL
VOTED. WHAT? Jimmy: WE SAID 93% AGREE
WITH THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] WE WERE DOING SO WELL
Jimmy: DID YOU MANIPULATE PAM? TO BE -- FROM THE BEGINNING?
WHEN YOU ASK ME LIKE THAT, IT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE. Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S TRUE, I'VE
NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE DID YOU MANIPULATE PAM? Jimmy: PAM.
DID YOU MANIPULATE PAM I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT VOICE I WAS DOING, I'M SORRY
CAN YOU IMAGINE IF THAT'S WHAT IT WAS? Jimmy: WHAT, MY VOICE
[ LAUGHTER ] JOHN KRASINSKI, COULD YOU TALK ABOUT PAM?
PLEASE WERE YOU AT COMIC-CON Jimmy: PLEASE TALK ABOUT
PAM. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WE WOULD LOVE IT SO --
YOU'RE GETTING PROGRESSIVELY MORE BRITISH Jimmy: WE WANT TO KNOW ABOUT
PAM. THE FEAR IN YOUR EYES AS THE VOICE TOOK OVER.
Jimmy: THAT'S THE BEST ACTING I'VE EVER DONE. I DON'T KNOW WHY -- WHY WOULD
ANYONE DO THIS JIM IS ONE OF THE MOST LOVEABLE CHARACTERS AND FUNNY CHARACTERS
IN THE WORLD THIS IS SO NOT TRUE. THIS IS GARBAGE.
WELL, THEY'RE ON TO ME, BECAUSE I PLAYED IT AS A A SUPERVILLAIN
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S WHY I DID "FANTASTIC FOUR," TO BALANCE IT OUT
I HAD ALREADY DONE THE VILLAIN, SO Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT
"SUPER-PETS. THIS IS A BIG DEAL, YOU GET TO VOICE SUPERMAN
YES Jimmy: IS THIS ONE OF THOSE THINGS, THE SAME AS THE MARVEL
THING, THEY CALL UP, WHO IS IT, KEVIN -- KEVIN FEIGE'S FROM MARVEL,
YEAH Jimmy: MARVEL, HE CALLS YOU UP AND HE'S LIKE, "HEY
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] JOHN, HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY HEY, IT'S ME, KEVIN FEIGE.
TV TIME OUT, WE GOT TO TALK ABOUT THIS Jimmy: "IT'S KEVIN FEIGE.
IT'S KEVIN FEIGE." OH, NO, NOW IT'S WILL ARNETT.
[ LAUGHTER ] HEY, MAN Jimmy: HEY, MAN
HEY, MAN HEY, MAN YOU WANT TO DO IT?
HEY, MAN, DO YOU WANT TO BE MR. FANTASTIC? [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: MR. FANTASTIC. HEY, MAN YEAH.
YOU DON'T? Jimmy: OH, YOU DON'T? OH, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE
MR. FANTASTIC? OH, YOU DON'T? OH, REALLY
Jimmy: SEAN WILL DO IT. YOU WANT TO BE SUPERMAN YEAH, YOU SHOULD GO TO DC.
GO DO DC Jimmy: HE'LL DO DC. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
NONE OF THAT IS USEABLE Jimmy: WE HAVE TO AIR IT. WE HAVE TO AIR IT.
IF ONLY FOR WILL. Jimmy: WE HAVE TO AIR IT JUST FOR WILL.
LET'S JUST SEND WILL A CLIP OH Jimmy: BUT THEN, YOU GET TO
DO THIS. DUDE, YOU GET TO PLAY SUPERMAN, IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
AND THIS IS LIKE A GREAT MOVIE THE WHOLE FAMILY WILL LOVE IT'S YOU, KEVIN HART,
DWAYNE JOHNSON YES Jimmy: THE CAST IS INSANE,
IT'S SUPER FUNNY BUT YOU GET TO PLAY SUPERMAN, AND THEN, KIND OF YOUR PETS
HAVE TO SAVE THE WORLD YES, WHICH, AT FIRST, I WAS REALLY EXCITED TO PLAY SUPERMAN
UNTIL THEY MADE MY DOG BIGGER THAN ME AND SOMEHOW MORE HANDSOME
IT'S PLAYED BY DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON, BY THE WAY. Jimmy: YEAH
"HEY, WILL YOU DO 'SUPER PETS?' "MAKE THE DOG COOLER."
OH, IT'S A YES OKAY, GREAT. PERFECT.
Jimmy: AND HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR DAUGHTERS TO SEE THIS THEY LOVED IT
IT WAS -- THEY WERE LAUGHING VERY HARD. I THINK UP UNTIL NOW THEY
DIDN'T BELIEVE I ACTUALLY WAS IN THE BUSINESS. 'CAUSE THEY'VE NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING I'VE DONE Jimmy: YEAH SO IT'S LIKE, "QUIET PLACE,"
NOT YET. "JACK RYAN," THINGS LIKE THAT, NOPE
Jimmy: NO AND THIS IS THE PERFECT MOVIE TO TAKE THEM TO SEE.
YEAH, THEY WERE LIKE, "WOW, YOU'RE NOT AN ACCOUNTANT." [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S JOHN KRASINSKI AS
SUPERMAN IN "DC LEAGUE OF SUPER-PETS." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
FROM METROPOLIS, I'M LOIS LANE. HEY, LOIS
I KNOW YOU LIKE THESE, SO I GOT YOU ONE FROM ACTUAL PARIS. I DON'T KNOW WHY I SAID IT LIKE
THAT AND I GOT YOU ONE OF THESE FROM 43RD STREET, WHICH IS LIKE
A FULL THREE BLOCKS OUT OF MY WAY. DURING RUSH HOUR?
WOW, THAT'S LIKE ME FLYING TO MARS WHAT, YOU CAN FLY
I ALWAYS THOUGHT THE CAPE WAS JUST A CUTE ACCESSORY. OH, SO YOU THINK I'M CUTE
I SAID THE CAPE WAS CUTE. YOU THINK I'M CUTE. ARE WE LICKING FACES RIGHT
NOW? BECAUSE IF WE'RE LICKING FACES, I GOT TO GET IN ON -
[ BARKING Jimmy: YEAH, COME ON. YEAH!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: JOHN KRASINSKI, EVERYBODY!
"DC LEAGUE OF SUPER-PETS" HITS THEATERS FRIDAY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
REGE-JEAN PAGE STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN EMMY-NOMINATED ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE BIG NEW FILM, "THE GRAY
MAN," WHICH IS STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON NETFLIX PLEASE WELCOME REGE-JEAN PAGE!
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: REGE-JEAN PAGE IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUDDY.
YOU LOOK FANTASTIC IT IS YOUR - THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Jimmy: IT'S YOUR FIRST TIME HERE IN PERSON YEAH.
YEAH, NO, WHICH IS A HUGE RELIEF 'CAUSE LAST TIME WE DID THIS
WHEN I WAS IN MY LIVING ROOM, AND I GOT TORRENTS OF ABUSE FROM THE PUBLIC FOR MY
CUSHIONS Jimmy: YEAH, YOUR COUCH CUSHIONS, THEY DIDN'T ENJOY.
THEY WERE NOT UP TO SCRATCH EVERYONE WAS SHOCKED THAT I WAS NOT ACTUALLY BRITISH ROYALTY
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND IT'S LIKE, "NO, THIS IS WHAT POOR L.A. ACTORS LOOK
LIKE WE'RE DIRTY, WE'RE BROKE, THAT COUCH HAS RAMEN ON IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S HOW THAT WORKS. Jimmy: THAT'S THE WAY IT
WORKS, YEAH. PRETTY MUCH Jimmy: I KNOW YOU WERE JUST
AT COMIC-CON THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME AT COMIC-CON.
YEP YEP, NERD MECCA. IT WAS AMAZING
Jimmy: YEAH ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE Jimmy: IT REALLY IS
BUT YOU WERE IN HALL H YES WHICH IS -
Jimmy: FOR THE FIRST TIME ANYONE HAS BEEN THERE IN THREE YEARS.
AT COMIC-CON YEAH, IT WAS THE FIRST HALL H IN THREE YEARS
EVERYONE WAS SUPER HYPED, AND WE WERE GOING TO HALL H WITH "DUNGEONS & DRAGONS," WHICH IS
PRETTY MUCH THE HEART OF ALL THINGS COMIC-CON AND NERD. Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS.
YES, CONGRA -- BY THE WAY. SO, YOU PLAY THAT TRAILER. BY THE WAY, IT HAS OVER LIKE
16 MILLION HITS, SO CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Jimmy: BUT THE "DUNGEONS & DRAGONS" TRAILER, YOU PREMIERE IT
HALL H AND WHAT DO YOU SEE, AND WHAT DO THEY DO
YOU DON'T SEE A DAMN THING, BECAUSE YOU BLACK OUT. THIS THING'S TERRIFYING.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: IT'S TERRIFYING. LIKE, I TRIED TO ASK, LIKE,
CHRIS EVANS AND ANA de ARMAS BECAUSE THEY'VE DONE THIS BEFORE
I WAS LIKE, "HEY, I'M GOING TO HALL H YOU GOT ANY SURVIVAL TIPS?
AND THEY'RE LIKE, "OH, MY GOD! HALL H?" Jimmy: OH
"NO, MAN, THAT'S -- AND I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, THANK YOU.
SURVIVAL TIPS. THEY'RE LIKE, "MAN, THAT'S A A LOT.
YOU'RE GOING TO GET OVERWHELMED. I GOT NOTHING FROM THESE
PEOPLE I GOT NOTHING. Jimmy: THEY TOLD YOU
NOTHING. AND SO, THEY PLAY IT, AND THEN EVERYONE LOVED IT.
YEAH. Jimmy: THAT'S GOT TO FEEL -- THAT'S GOT TO FEEL GOOD.
IT FELT GREAT IT WAS THE HUGEST RELIEF 'CAUSE LIKE, THE UNOFFICIAL
TAGLINE OF "DUNGEONS & DRAGONS" IS, "'DUNGEONS & DRAGONS,' NO, NO, WAIT, HEAR ME OUT.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: NO, IT IS REALLY GOOD, YEAH
AND LIKE, THIS IS IT. WE WALKED IN, AND IT'S LIKE BRINGING THIS MOVIE TO MEET MOM
AND DAD, BECAUSE THIS IS THE JUDGE AND JURY OF "DUNGEONS & DRAGONS.
AND THEY ALL WENT, "OH, MY GOD, IT DOESN'T SUCK! AND WE'RE LIKE, "YES!"
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH EXACTLY.
CONGRATULATIONS. THANK YOU [ APPLAUSE ]
Jimmy: THAT'S LOT OF PRESSURE NO, IT DOESN'T.
IT'S GREAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: BUT, IT'S NOT YOUR
FIRST TURN IN A FANTASY MOVIE. OF COURSE -- YEAH. LET ME JOG YOUR MEMORY
OF COURSE, WE ALL REMEMBER YOU FROM "HARRY POTTER." OH, YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, YOU WERE - THERE'S A THING ONLINE, THEY
SAID, "OH, MY GOSH, REGE-JEAN PAGE IS A BACKGROUND ACTOR IN 'HARRY POTTER'" -- IS
IT SEVEN MAYBE MAYBE Jimmy: YEAH, MAYBE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE TELLING A LOT OF FOLKS, JIMMY
Jimmy: WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, LET'S JUST SHOW A CLIP, 'CAUSE WE HAVE ONE.
HERE WE GO
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: THAT'S THE SCENE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
DID YOU ENJOY DOING THAT YEAH, NO, HUGELY. I MEAN, THE BEST THING ABOUT
LIKE, BACKGROUND ACTING, PARTICULARLY ON BIG MOVIES LIKE THAT -- AND I RECOMMEND IT TO
EVERY ACTOR OUT THERE -- IS, ESSENTIALLY, NO ONE PAYS ATTENTION TO YOU IN THE
BACKGROUND SO YOU GET TO BE BEST ACTOR SPY.
I WAS JUST WATCHING, LIKE, HOW THESE DIRECTORS WORK WITH THESE ACTORS
WHERE EMMA WATSON HIDES HER PHONES BETWEEN TAKES LIKE IT WAS JUST -- AND THIS IS
THE VALUABLE STUFF IT WAS UNDER THE TABLECLOTHS AT THE WEDDING, BY THE WAY.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT'S WHERE THEY DO IT, WOW.
SORRY, EMMA Jimmy: YEAH CAN WE TALK ABOUT "THE GRAY
MAN" YEAH, ALL DAY LONG. Jimmy: THIS IS AN ACTION
MOVIE, AND IT IS ACTION-PACKED IT IS FANTASTIC. IT'S A LOT OF ACTION
YEAH, IT'S HUGE Jimmy: YEAH, AND THIS IS THE RUSSO BROTHERS, WHO ARE KNOWN
FOR THEIR HUGE MARVEL FILMS. I MEAN, JUST A COUPLE LITTLE INDIE FILMS Jimmy: YEAH
THE BIGGEST MOVIES IN THE WORLD. THE HIGHEST GROSSING MOVIES
PRETTY MUCH OF ALL TIME. Jimmy: YEAH, OF ALL TIME, YEAH
HOW DID YOU CONNECT WITH THOSE GUYS HOW DID THEY HOOK UP WITH YOU?
I MEAN, THERE'S DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF THIS STORY SO, LIKE, THERE'S A VERSION
THAT JOE TELLS WHERE HIS WIFE WATCHED "BRIDGERTON," THERE'S A VERSION WHERE HE WATCHED IT
WITH HIS WIFE. THERE'S A VERSION WHERE ANTHONY SAYS HE WAS, LIKE, AT --
PICKING UP HIS KIDS, AND ALL THE MUMS WERE TALKING ABOUT ME AND HE WAS LIKE, "I NEED TO
KNOW WHO THIS DUDE IS. Jimmy: YEAH I MEAN, THE COMMON THREAD
IS, ESSENTIALLY, SOME POWERFUL MEN HAD THE WOMEN IN THEIR LIVES TALK TO THEM, AND WE ALL
KNOW WHO RUN THE WORLD AT THIS POINT. Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, WE KNOW
WHO RUNS THE WORLD EXACTLY, THAT'S CORRECT. I THINK WE DO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YEAH SO YOU GET TO WORK WITH THESE
GUYS, AND YOU GO -- THIS IS -- I MEAN, THE WHOLE FILM IS A GIANT, GIANT FUN FILM.
RYAN GOSLING, YOU GOT CHRIS EVANS. INCREDIBLE AND HILARIOUS.
Jimmy: HE'S A GREAT GUY HE'S JUST A FUN -- GOSLING'S GOT THE MOST
WONDERFUL, WRY, ABSURDIST HUMOR. AND I THINK THAT EVANS IS VERY
KIND OF BEGRUDGINGLY GRATEFUL. BECAUSE I THINK THE -- THE "TRASH 'STACHE" THING, THAT'S
A GOSLING ORIGINAL HE WAS JUST, LIKE, THROWING OUT DISSES TO EVANS BETWEEN TAKES.
IT WAS JUST LIKE, "IT LOOKS LIKE A TRASH 'STACHE." LIKE, "YOU HIT LIKE A --
LIKE, IT WAS JUST LIKE, GOSLING LINES. Jimmy: THEY JUST KEPT DOING
BACK AND FORTH, YEAH IT STARTED WITH GOSLING. THERE'S A TON OF THOSE ON
THE CUTTING ROOM FLOOR Jimmy: WHO DO YOU -- CAN YOU TELL EVERYONE WHO YOU PLAY
I PLAY A MAN CALLED DENNY CARMICHAEL HE IS THE DELICIOUSLY DEVIOUS
HEAD OF THE CIA. I'M -- HERE'S THE CLIFF NOTES. ESSENTIALLY, I'M RYAN AND
CHRIS' BOSS, I TELL THEM TO GO OUT ACROSS THE WORLD AND PUNCH EACH OTHER IN THE FACE, AND
THEY DO. Jimmy: THERE YOU GO THAT'S A GREAT WAY TO SUM UP
THE FILM [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP
HERE'S REGE-JEAN PAGE IN "THE GRAY MAN." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
SIX WANT TO EXPLAIN WHATEVER THAT WAS
GUN JAMMED. THAT DOESN'T QUALIFY AS AN EXPLANATION.
MAYBE ON A SECURE LINE. I NEED A STATUS REPORT. INSECURE LINE.
DID THE TARGET SAY ANYTHING TO YOU? WELL, HE WAS DEAD, SO YOU
KNOW, NO WHAT ABOUT POCKET LITTER? DID YOU GET ANYTHING OFF HIS
BODY SIX, DID HE HAVE ANYTHING ON HIS PERSON THAT YOU NOW HAVE,
THAT YOU'D LIKE TO GIVE TO ME? WHO WAS HE? A BAD GUY
Jimmy: YEAH HE'S A BAD GUY, WATCH OUT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
REGE-JEAN PAGE "THE GRAY MAN" IS STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON NETFLIX
MAGGIE ROGERS PERFORMS FOR US, AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JIMMY: HERE WITH THE TV DEBUT OF HER NEW SONG, "WANT
WANT," FROM HER UPCOMING ALBUM, "SURRENDER," GIVE IT UP FOR MAGGIE ROGERS!
* * IF YOU WANT-WAN WHAT YOU WANT-WANT
THEN YOU WANT IT * * * YOU'RE BETTER THA
THE MEN I KNEW WHEN WE WERE IN A BAND AND YOU WOULDN'T FLINCH *
* AND WOULDN'T MAKE A MOV TRY TO FORGET THE REST AS I WATCH YOU
GET UNDRESSED * * PRAY TO GOD THIS WON'T BE A MESS
AND I KEEP RUNNIN' AWA BUT WHEN I LEAVE * * YOU PULL ME IN AGAI
OH HERE WE G I HOLD MY BREATH AND COUNT THE TIMES *
* I WALKED MY FEE UP TO THE LINE OH WE BOTH KNOW *
* IF YOU WANT-WAN WHAT YOU WANT-WANT THEN YOU WANT IT *
* CAN'T HIDE WHAT YOU DESIRE ONCE YOU'RE ON IT CAN'T FAKE WHAT YO
CAN'T BREAK UP WITH OOH * * IF YOU UNDERSTAND THA A FEW YEARS WON'T ERASE IT
MIGHT DIE IF YOU CAN'T LIV JUST TO TASTE IT * * WANT-WANT
WHAT YOU WANT-WANT THEN YOU WANT IT AND I WANT YOU *
* OH OO OH CAN WE TAKE THIS SLOW EVERYBODY'S ALWAYS KNOWN
BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO ADMIT * * THAT WHEN WE'RE CHEEK TO CHEEK
I FEEL IT IN MY TEETH * * AND IT'S TOO GOOD TO RESIS
AND I KEEP RUNNIN' AWAY * * BUT WHEN I LEAV YOU PULL ME IN AGAIN
OH WE BOTH KNOW * * IF YOU WANT-WAN WHAT YOU WANT-WANT
THEN YOU WANT IT * * CAN'T HIDE WHAT YOU DESIRE ONCE YOU'RE ON IT
CAN'T FAKE WHAT YO CAN'T BREAK UP WITH OOH * * IF YOU UNDERSTAND THA
A FEW YEARS WON'T ERASE IT MIGHT DIE IF YOU CAN'T LIV JUST TO TASTE IT *
* WANT-WANT WHAT YOU WANT-WANT THEN YOU WANT IT
IF YOU WANT * * WANT-WANT WHAT YOU WANT-WANT
THEN YOU WANT IT * * CAN'T HIDE WHAT YOU DESIRE ONCE YOU'RE ON IT
CAN'T FAKE WHAT YO CAN'T BREAK UP WITH OOH * * IF YOU UNDERSTAND THA
A FEW YEARS WON'T ERASE IT MIGHT DIE IF YOU CAN'T LIV JUST TO TASTE IT *
* WANT-WANT WHAT YOU WANT-WANT THEN YOU WANT IT *
* OH AND IF YOU GOT A MOMENT I WANT-WANT IT *
* WANT-WANT-WANT IT WANT I AND IF YOU GOT ANOTHER HOU
I WANT ALL OF IT * * DON'T WANNA WAI ANOTHER MOMENT
I WANT-WANT IT * * WANT-WANT-WANT IT WANT I
DON'T WANNA WAIT ANOTHER HOU I WANT ALL OF IT * * WANT-WANT WANT *
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH
OH COME ON, NOW COME ON, NOW
MAGGIE ROGERS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "SURRENDER" IS OUT THIS FRIDAY
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. OH, THAT'S SO GOOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: MY THANKS TO JOHN KRASINSKI, REGE-JEAN PAGE, MAGGIE ROGERS!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "SURRENDER" IS OUT THIS FRIDAY THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, FROM
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY