1 00:00:07,107 --> 00:00:08,908 >> HEY, JIMMY. I HOPE I'M NOT INTERRUPTING. 2 00:00:08,908 --> 00:00:11,344 I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: CARA, HI 3 00:00:11,344 --> 00:00:13,747 SO HAPPY YOU'RE BACK AT THE SHOW >> YEAH, I'M REALLY EXCITED TO 4 00:00:13,747 --> 00:00:16,683 BE BACK. I REALLY LOVE YOUR NEW LOOK. >> Jimmy: I DON'T HAVE A NEW 5 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:19,185 LOOK [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH. 6 00:00:19,185 --> 00:00:23,256 WHAT ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO YOUR EYEBROWS MAYBE? >> Jimmy: I MEAN, I -- MAYBE I 7 00:00:23,256 --> 00:00:28,061 HAVEN'T TWEEZED IN A WHILE BUT I MEAN, NATURAL BROWS ARE REALLY HOT RIGHT NOW 8 00:00:28,061 --> 00:00:29,896 [ LAUGHTER ] >> SURE. >> HEY, JIMMY. 9 00:00:29,896 --> 00:00:31,698 OH, HEY, CARA. WHAT'S UP? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 10 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:33,967 >> Jimmy: JUST TALKING BROWS >> OH. HOW NATURAL BROWS ARE REALLY 11 00:00:33,967 --> 00:00:36,036 HOT RIGHT NOW? [ LAUGHTER ] >> NOT RIGHT NOW 12 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:37,771 >> Steve: JIMMY. DID YOU TAKE MY BROWS? [ LAUGHTER ] 13 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:46,413 >> Jimmy: SORRY, DUDE. >> Steve: THANK YOU. LET'S START THE SHOW 14 00:00:46,413 --> 00:00:51,885 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I'LL GET HIM, I'LL GET HIM. 15 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:56,156 >> HE LOOKED WEIRD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 16 00:00:56,156 --> 00:00:59,325 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE 17 00:00:59,325 --> 00:01:04,698 TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS 18 00:01:04,698 --> 00:01:08,835 GUESTS - NEIL PATRICK HARRIS, CARA DELEVINGNE, 19 00:01:08,835 --> 00:01:16,076 BRUCE THE ROBOT, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW 20 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:26,720 >> Questlove: 1689 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 21 00:01:29,122 --> 00:01:36,930 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 22 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:50,577 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH THANK YOU! 23 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:53,313 WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 24 00:01:53,313 --> 00:01:55,382 YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 25 00:01:55,382 --> 00:02:00,220 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, GUYS, HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS 26 00:02:00,220 --> 00:02:01,855 TODAY PRESIDENT BIDEN OFFICIALLY ENDED HIS QUARANTINE AFTER TESTING NEGATIVE FOR 27 00:02:01,855 --> 00:02:09,062 COVID. THAT'S RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 28 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:12,665 AND NOW THAT HE'S GOT A FEW WEEKS OF IMMUNITY, BIDEN'S ABOUT TO RAGE. 29 00:02:12,665 --> 00:02:16,069 OOH. [ LAUGHTER ] "JILL, WE'RE HAVING DINNER AT 30 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:21,307 7:00 TONIGHT." [ LAUGHTER ] OH, YEAH 31 00:02:21,307 --> 00:02:24,077 YEAH, BIDEN BEAT COVID, AND LUCKILY, COVID CONCEDED GRACEFULLY 32 00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:30,216 [ LAUGHTER ] EVEN THOUGH HE TESTED NEGATIVE, NOT THAT MUCH CHANGES FOR 33 00:02:30,216 --> 00:02:33,553 BIDEN. HE STILL WORKS FROM HOME, AVOIDS CROWDS, AND TAKES 34 00:02:33,553 --> 00:02:37,691 20 PILLS A DAY [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, BIDEN IS COVID 35 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:40,093 FREE HE EVEN GAVE A QUICK SPEECH FROM THE WHITE HOUSE ROSE 36 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:43,463 GARDEN, AND IT SOUNDS LIKE HE'S BACK TO HIS OLD SELF TAKE A LISTEN. 37 00:02:45,198 --> 00:02:51,104 USED PAXLAVOID -- PAXLOVID, EXCUSE ME. PAXLOVID 38 00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:55,642 I TELL YOU WHAT, I THINK IT'S - I USED IT. 39 00:02:55,642 --> 00:03:02,415 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, MR. PRESIDENT. 40 00:03:02,415 --> 00:03:09,389 WELCOME BACK [ APPLAUSE ] WRAP IT UP AGAIN 41 00:03:09,389 --> 00:03:12,625 SOME MORE NEWS FROM THE WHITE HOUSE. THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION JUST 42 00:03:12,625 --> 00:03:14,327 LAUNCHED A NEW WEBSITE DESIGNED TO HELP AMERICANS FACING EXTREME TEMPERATURES CALLED 43 00:03:14,327 --> 00:03:19,933 HEAT.GOV THE WEBSITE IS STILL IN THE BETA PHASE, SO THEY HAVE ONE 44 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:23,837 PHOTO AND ONE VIDEO. HERE'S THE PHOTO [ LAUGHTER ] 45 00:03:23,837 --> 00:03:30,276 AND HERE'S THE VIDEO [ LAUGHTER ] SO, JUST STAY COOL 46 00:03:30,276 --> 00:03:33,446 THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY STAY COOL, EVERYBODY GUYS, YESTERDAY, FORMER 47 00:03:33,446 --> 00:03:35,181 PRESIDENT TRUMP GAVE A SPEECH IN WASHINGTON, D.C., AND HE SAID PRETTY MUCH WHAT YOU'D 48 00:03:35,181 --> 00:03:39,419 EXPECT SO INSTEAD OF SHOWING THE SAME CLIPS THAT YOU'VE SEEN A 49 00:03:39,419 --> 00:03:40,987 A MILLION TIMES, IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF "TRUMP WITH NO CONTEXT. 50 00:03:40,987 --> 00:03:44,257 ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF "TRUMP WITH NO CONTEXT. ENJOY. 51 00:03:48,461 --> 00:03:50,296 >> I'D GO UP TO LeBRON JAMES, IT DOESN'T MATTER. 52 00:03:50,296 --> 00:03:54,868 I'D SAY, "LeBRON, DID YOU EVER HAVE ANY DESIRE TO BE A WOMAN? * 53 00:03:54,868 --> 00:04:04,177 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELL, FORMER VICE PRESIDENT -- I HAVE NO - 54 00:04:04,177 --> 00:04:09,082 I -- [ LAUGHTER ] FORMER VICE PRESIDENT 55 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:13,553 MIKE PENCE HAS A NEW MEMOIR COMING OUT IN NOVEMBER, AND HE JUST REVEALED THAT THE TITLE IS 56 00:04:13,553 --> 00:04:15,522 "SO HELP ME GOD. BUT THAT WASN'T THE FIRST TITLE HE CAME UP WITH. 57 00:04:15,522 --> 00:04:18,391 WE ACTUALLY GOT OUR HANDS ON SOME OF THE OTHER ONES THAT HE WAS CONSIDERING. 58 00:04:18,391 --> 00:04:25,598 SO, LET'S -- >> Tariq: OH, HERE WE GO >> Jimmy: WHAT'S UP, TARIQ 59 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:29,302 >> Tariq: LET ME GUESS YOU'RE GOING TO LIST A BUNCH OF FAKE MIKE PENCE MEMOIR TITLES. 60 00:04:29,302 --> 00:04:32,906 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, YEAH, THAT WAS THE PLAN >> Tariq: MM-HMM, MM-HMM 61 00:04:32,906 --> 00:04:36,076 AND THEN A LITTLE GRAPHIC IS GOING TO POP UP FOR EACH ONE SO THAT THE AUDIENCE CAN READ THE 62 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:41,648 TITLE AND THEN LAUGH ABOUT IT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: RIGHT, YEAH. 63 00:04:41,648 --> 00:04:44,084 VISUALS OFTEN HELP SELL A JOKE YEAH, THEY WOULD LOVE IT YEAH 64 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:46,753 >> Tariq: YEAH, I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THIS IS GOING TO GO DOWN SEE, FIRST A GRAPHIC WILL POP 65 00:04:46,753 --> 00:04:48,988 UP THAT SAYS "YOUR OTHER MIKE PENCE MEMOIR TITLES." AND THEN, UNDER THAT, YOU'LL 66 00:04:48,988 --> 00:04:56,096 LIST LIKE FAKE BOOK TITLES SOMETHING LIKE, "A PALE OF TWO CITIES." 67 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:59,466 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: OR "THE LITTLE 68 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:02,535 TRUMPER BOY. [ LAUGHTER ] OR "LORD OF THE FLIES ON THE 69 00:05:02,535 --> 00:05:06,573 HEAD." [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN YOU'LL TRY SOME OTHER 70 00:05:06,573 --> 00:05:08,875 ONES LIKE, "ARE YOU THERE, MOTHER IT'S ME, YOUR HUSBAND. 71 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:12,612 [ LAUGHTER ] OR SOMETHING LIKE "THE WHITE STUFF. 72 00:05:12,612 --> 00:05:21,454 OR "EAT, PRAY THE GAY AWAY." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 73 00:05:21,454 --> 00:05:23,323 >> Tariq: AND THEN YOU'RE JUST GOING TO END IT WITH SOMETHING A LITTLE CONTROVERSIAL LIKE 74 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:26,359 "50 SHADES OF BEIGE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH >> Tariq: IS THAT -- THAT'S HOW 75 00:05:26,359 --> 00:05:28,328 THIS IS GONNA GO >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH YOU NAILED IT. 76 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,630 >> Tariq: COOL, 'CAUSE IT'S A FUN BIT. YOU SHOULD DO IT 77 00:05:30,630 --> 00:05:33,800 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WE'LL DO IT TOMORROW TARIQ TROTTER, EVERYBODY 78 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:39,472 THANKS VERY MUCH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 79 00:05:39,472 --> 00:05:42,342 SWITCHING GEARS, I SAW THAT FORMER PRESIDENT OBAMA JUST RELEASED HIS SUMMER PLAYLIST 80 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,177 AND IT'S GOT SONGS LIKE BEYONCE'S "BREAK MY SOUL," KENDRICK LAMAR'S "DIE HARD," 81 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,146 AND DRAKE AND RIHANNA'S "TOO GOOD." WELL, OUR CURRENT PRESIDENT 82 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:56,289 WELL, OUR CURRENT PRESIDENT DIDN'T WANT TO BE LEFT OUT SO HE JUST RELEASED HIS OWN 83 00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:01,361 >> HEY, AMERICA, CHECK OUT 84 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,430 PRESIDENT BIDEN'S SUMMER PLAYLIST FEATURING JOE'S FAVORITE SUMMER 85 00:06:03,430 --> 00:06:09,035 JAMS LIKE "MOONLIGHT SERENADE" BY THE GLENN MILLER ORCHESTRA. * 86 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:14,374 "MUSKRAT RAMBLE" BY THE McGUIRE SISTERS. * 87 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:19,179 AND OF COURSE, "FREAKY GIRL" BY NICKI MINAJ. [ LAUGHTER ] 88 00:06:19,179 --> 00:06:23,750 * PRESIDENT BIDEN'S SUMMER PLAYLIST, AVAILABLE AT ALL 89 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:29,055 PARTICIPATING FIVE AND DIMES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ANY FIVE AND DIME 90 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:32,692 THAT PARTICIPATES. SOME BUSINESS NEWS, I READ THAT CHIPOTLE IS ABOUT TO RAISE 91 00:06:32,692 --> 00:06:35,362 THEIR PRICES FOR THE SECOND TIME THIS YEAR [ AUDIENCE BOOS 92 00:06:35,362 --> 00:06:41,701 AT THIS POINT, THEY'RE BECOMING THE FAST FOOD VERSION OF NETFLIX. 93 00:06:41,701 --> 00:06:45,939 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THE PRICES ARE GETTING CRAZY. 94 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:48,908 AT CHIPOTLE, NOW E. COLI IS $2 EXTRA [ LAUGHTER ] 95 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:51,611 DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? ONCE AGAIN, NOBODY HIT LAST NIGHT'S MEGA MILLIONS JACKPOT, 96 00:06:51,611 --> 00:06:54,080 AND NOW THE PRIZE HAS SURGED TO OVER $1 BILLION. [ AUDIENCE OOHS 97 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,082 YEP, WINNING THIS JACKPOT IS PROBABLY THE FASTEST WAY TO BECOME A BILLIONAIRE 98 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:58,318 THE OTHER WAY IS BEING A A TRILLIONAIRE WHO INVESTS IN BITCOIN. 99 00:06:58,318 --> 00:07:06,092 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THIS IS COOL APPARENTLY HERE IN THE CITY 100 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:08,261 THEY'RE ABOUT TO EXPAND CELL SERVICE AND WIFI IN THE SUBWAY SO, IF YOU'RE WATCHING OUR 101 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:14,467 SHOW - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ON THE TRAIN RIGHT NOW, HERE 102 00:07:14,467 --> 00:07:17,637 ARE SOME NEW YORK SUBWAY RIDING TIPS FOR YOU NUMBER ONE, IF SOMEONE TRIES TO 103 00:07:17,637 --> 00:07:22,475 TALK TO YOU, SING BACK [ LAUGHTER ] THAT USUALLY HELPS, YEAH 104 00:07:22,475 --> 00:07:24,344 NUMBER TWO, TO ENTER THE SUBWAY GERM-FREE, JUST SWIPE YOUR METRO CARD, THEN TURN AROUND 105 00:07:24,344 --> 00:07:32,285 AND WALK THROUGH BUTT FIRST. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT USUALLY WORKS 106 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:35,355 AND FINALLY, NUMBER THREE, THE RATS LOVE IT WHEN YOU PET THEM THERE YOU HAVE IT. 107 00:07:35,355 --> 00:07:37,290 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S A LITTLE TIP FOR YOU GUYS 108 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:43,063 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING THE SHOW ON THE SUBWAY. WELL, GET THIS 109 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:44,864 ACCORDING TO A NEW SURVEY, WHEN DINNER IS READY, THE MAJORITY OF PARENTS TEXT THEIR KIDS 110 00:07:44,864 --> 00:07:50,870 INSTEAD OF YELLING TO THEM YEP, PARENTS TEXT THEIR KIDS WHEN DINNER IS READY 111 00:07:50,870 --> 00:07:52,539 THEN THE KIDS RESPOND, "MOM, THAT'S NOT WHAT AN EGGPLANT EMOJI MEANS. 112 00:07:52,539 --> 00:08:01,581 DON'T DO THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] * 113 00:08:01,581 --> 00:08:05,051 >> Steve: EGGPLANT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND, FINALLY, 114 00:08:05,051 --> 00:08:07,921 A FORMER STRIP CLUB IN WISCONSIN HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A CHRISTIAN DAY SCHOOL 115 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:11,424 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT'S GOING TO BE WEIRD ON PARENT/TEACHER DAY WHEN ALL THE 116 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:14,728 DADS KNOW THEIR WAY AROUND THE BUILDING WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, EVERYONE 117 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:19,265 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE. 118 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:22,902 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 119 00:08:22,902 --> 00:08:27,407 * >> Jimmy: OH, WE HAVE -- WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU 120 00:08:27,407 --> 00:08:29,376 TONIGHT. HE STARS IN THE NEW SERIES "UNCOUPLED," WHICH PREMIERES 121 00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:34,381 THIS FRIDAY ON NETFLIX NEIL PATRICK HARRIS IS HERE TONIGHT! 122 00:08:34,381 --> 00:08:43,890 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH >> Steve: COME ON! 123 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:46,726 >> Jimmy: PLUS, YOU CAN SEE HER IN THE NEW SEASON OF "ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING. 124 00:08:46,726 --> 00:08:50,563 SHE'S FANTASTIC. IT'S STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON HULU 125 00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:52,332 CARA DELEVINGNE IS HERE TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 126 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:55,935 I LOVE CARA. AND THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING TONIGHT. 127 00:08:55,935 --> 00:09:00,640 THIS IS BIZARRE. THIS MIGHT BE A WORLD'S FIRST. DEFINITELY A "TONIGHT SHOW" 128 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:05,011 FIRST. HE IS THE WORLD'S FIRST AUTONOMOUS A.I.-POWERED ROBOT. 129 00:09:05,011 --> 00:09:09,482 IT'S REAL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO, IT'S A REAL ROBOT, AND I'M 130 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:15,288 INTERVIEWING IT. I'M INTERVIEWING THE ROBOT TONIGHT. 131 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:18,758 HIS NAME IS -- HE HAS A NAME IT'S BRUCE >> Steve: OH 132 00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:21,628 >> Jimmy: AND HE'S A ROBOT I SAW A PHOTO OF IT. >> Steve: I THOUGHT YOU WERE 133 00:09:21,628 --> 00:09:24,030 GOING TO SAY ELON MUSK [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, ELON MUSK IS NOT 134 00:09:24,030 --> 00:09:30,236 HERE WE HAVE AN ACTUAL ROBOT THAT'S HERE TONIGHT THAT YOU CAN ASK 135 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:32,539 IT ANYTHING AND A.I. WILL ANSWER YOU AND HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH YOU. 136 00:09:32,539 --> 00:09:34,341 >> Steve: CRAZY. >> Jimmy: AND YOU CAN ANSWER FOLLOW-UP QUESTIONS AND IT'S 137 00:09:34,341 --> 00:09:38,044 WEIRD. BUT IT'S THE FUTURE, GUYS, AND IT'S REAL. 138 00:09:38,044 --> 00:09:40,747 YEAH GUYS, IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS. 139 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:41,481 GUYS, IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS. HERE WE GO 140 00:09:42,549 --> 00:09:43,583 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 141 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:50,056 * HASHTAG HASHTAGS * * 142 00:09:50,056 --> 00:09:51,858 >> Jimmy: NOW, WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG AND ASK YOU GUYS TO 143 00:09:51,858 --> 00:09:58,898 RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC. THIS WEEK I SENT OUT THE HASHTAG #WHYIMSINGLE, AND I 144 00:09:58,898 --> 00:10:05,672 ASKED YOU GUYS TO TWEET A FUNNY, WEIRD, OR EMBARRASSING REASON WHY YOU'RE SINGLE 145 00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:09,175 WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS A TRENDING TOPIC IN THE U.S., SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG 146 00:10:09,175 --> 00:10:14,314 [ APPLAUSE ] AND I HOPE Y'ALL FIND LOVE BUT THIS IS -- NOW I THOUGHT 147 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:16,583 I'D SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE "WHY I'M SINGLE" TWEETS FROM YOU GUYS 148 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:19,452 THIS ONE IS FROM @STAYBAREFOOT THEY SAY, "MY GIRLFRIEND TEXTED ME ASKING IF I HAD GAINED 149 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:29,929 WEIGHT I ANSWERED 'NOOOOO' BUT IT AUTOCORRECTED TO 'MOOOOO.' 150 00:10:29,929 --> 00:10:36,503 [ LAUGHTER ] SO I AM SINGLE AGAIN." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 151 00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:39,773 MOOOOO >> Steve: MOOOOO >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM 152 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:44,244 @RYANRAWLINGS. HE SAYS, "EVEN THOUGH I TELL MYSELF NOT TO, AT THE END OF 153 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:48,181 EVERY FIRST DATE I BLURT OUT, 'GOODNIGHT, I LOVE YOU!' [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 154 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:51,785 NOT GOING TO BE A SECOND DATE, IS THERE OKAY, I LOVE YOU 155 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:54,087 THIS ONE'S FROM @NOTFUNNYFRANCIS THE SAY, "I CAN'T NOT MAKE 156 00:10:54,087 --> 00:11:01,528 FINGER HATS WHEN I SEE AN OPEN BAG OF BUGLES. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 157 00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:03,496 I THINK YOU'RE DATING THE WRONG PEOPLE I THINK IT'S COOL THAT YOU DO 158 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,799 THAT >> Steve: YEAH FINGER HATS. 159 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:07,767 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'VE GOT TO MAKE THOSE HATS ON YOUR FINGERS. 160 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:11,104 COME ON. THIS ONE'S FROM @RENEEJORDAN78 SHE SAID, "I WENT ON A DATE TO 161 00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:12,939 THE MOVIES WITH A GUY WHO KEPT LEANING IN AFTER EACH PREVIEW AND WHISPERING, 'YEP, THAT'S A 162 00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:22,082 A WINNER.' [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: THAT'S NOT HER 163 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:29,723 >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT HER THAT'S WHY HE'S SINGLE, YEAH IT'S NOT WHY YOU'RE SINGLE 164 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:35,195 THIS ONE'S FROM @VASHOKANANTH. HE SAYS, "I PLAY HIDE AND SEEK WITH MY CATS AT NIGHT. 165 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:39,466 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: DONE DEAL. >> Jimmy: YEAH, WHY NOT, MAN 166 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:42,836 THIS ONE IS FROM @WHITEDAISIES07. SHE SAYS, "I AM SINGLE BECAUSE 167 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:52,145 I PRONOUNCE IT 'SUPPOSABLY.' [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE SUPPOSABLY 168 00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:54,014 >> Steve: SUPPOSABLY >> Jimmy: SUPPOSABLY YEP. 169 00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:57,117 THIS ONE'S FROM @SABINAEGARCIA SHE SAYS, "BOOKS ARE GENERALLY BETTER." 170 00:11:57,117 --> 00:12:07,560 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OH, COME ON. >> Jimmy: AND HALLMARK MOVIES. 171 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,863 AND HALLMARK MOVIES. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: HE'S A PRINCE. 172 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:18,705 THIS ONE'S FROM @DUNLAHFATMAE. >> Steve: DUNLAHFATMAE >> Jimmy: DUNLAHFATMAE 173 00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:21,441 [ LAUGHTER ] DUNLAHFATMAE >> Steve: DUNLAHFATMAE 174 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:25,478 >> Jimmy: DUNLAHFATMAE SHE SAYS, "I ASKED A CUTE GUY IF I COULD BORROW A PEN. 175 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:29,749 WHEN I FINISHED USING IT, HE SMILED AND HELD HIS HAND OUT I THOUGHT HE WANTED TO HOLD MY 176 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:33,687 HAND, SO I DID HE WAS JUST WAITING FOR ME TO RETURN HIS PEN." 177 00:12:33,687 --> 00:12:43,096 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: I GUESS LIKE THIS? >> Jimmy: THIS LAST ONE IS FROM 178 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:46,099 @CHARLEYCK14 SHE SAYS, "ACCORDING TO MY EX, IT'S BECAUSE I DON'T LISTEN. 179 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:50,170 OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT I DON'T KNOW." THERE YOU HAVE IT. 180 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:51,571 THOSE ARE OUR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR 181 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,907 FAVORITES, GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 182 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:57,277 STICK AROUND, WE'RE PLAYING CHARADES WITH CARA DELEVINGNE AND NEIL PATRICK HARRIS WHEN WE 183 00:12:57,277 --> 00:13:05,285 COME BACK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 184 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,920 >> Tariq: JAIL JAIL NO -- OKAY 185 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:10,857 JAIL BOX JAIL -- JAILBIRD JAIL CELL. 186 00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:13,126 JAIL -- FREE FREE AS A BIRD JAIL FREE. 187 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:16,062 FREE -- JAIL DANCE JAIL - >> Jimmy: ELVIS! 188 00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:19,766 >> Tariq: OH, UH -- UH -- JAILHOUSE BLUES. >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE 189 00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:30,310 >> Tariq: OH, UH -- UH -- JAILHOUSE BLUES. >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE 190 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,978 TONIGHT SHOW." I'M HERE WITH THE ONE AND ONLY TARIQ TROTTER FROM THE ROOTS, 191 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:35,615 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 192 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,083 NOW, WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY CHARADES BUT FIRST WE'RE GOING TO NEED 193 00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:40,420 SOME MORE PLAYERS. JOINING MY TEAM, SHE IS CURRENTLY STARRING IN HULU'S 194 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:47,293 "ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING. PLEASE WELCOME CARA DELEVINGNE, EVERYBODY. 195 00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:58,238 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON, BUD 196 00:13:58,238 --> 00:13:59,939 JOINING TARIQ'S TEAM, YOU CAN WATCH HIM THIS FRIDAY IN HIS BRAND-NEW NETFLIX SERIES 197 00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:03,476 "UNCOUPLED." PLEASE WELCOME NEIL PATRICK HARRIS. 198 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:09,282 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Tariq: HE CAME TO WIN 199 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:16,823 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. WE GOT THIS, WE GOT THIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 200 00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:19,059 NOW, YOU ALL KNOW HOW TO PLAY CHARADES WE'RE GOING TO DO FOUR ROUNDS, 201 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:21,528 30 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK PER ROUND. AND THEN THE FIFTH ROUND IS 202 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:25,665 A SHOWDOWN BOTH TEAMS GIVE THE SAME CLUE AT THE SAME TIME 203 00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:28,168 I WILL GO FIRST. YOU GUYS CAN ALL TAKE YOUR SEATS. 204 00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:31,137 NEIL, YOU'RE OVER THERE. TARIQ, CARA, PARTY, YOU'RE OVER HERE 205 00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:35,508 LET'S GO, BUD. ALL RIGHT, GUYS, WHAT NUMBER SHOULD I CHOOSE? 206 00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:39,212 [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING I'VE GOT A SOUTHERN - I GOT A SOUTHERN THREE 207 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:42,382 I GOT A "THRAY!" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THRAY! 208 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,751 ALL RIGHT, HERE GOES THREE >> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: OKAY 209 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:50,690 WE GOT THIS, MAN >> YEAH, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW 210 00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:53,093 UNAGI. >> Jimmy: READY FOR THIS YEAH, HERE WE GO 211 00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:55,729 >> IT'S A SONG I GOT THAT PART. THREE WORDS. 212 00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:58,998 FIRST WORD HOT. "HOT GIRL SUMMER." 213 00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:01,534 HOT. HOT. TWO -- SECOND WORD 214 00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:05,038 IN HOT IN - "HOT IN HERRE. 215 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:08,408 >> Jimmy: YES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 216 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:13,446 [ DINGING THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT 217 00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:16,716 THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT >> WOW >> Jimmy: WOW. 218 00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:20,053 THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT >> IT'S WEIRD 'CAUSE IT'S COLD IN HERE. 219 00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:23,490 >> YOU'RE SO HAPPY WHEN SHE GETS IT RIGHT. >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT 220 00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:26,459 * THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT * >> Tariq: AH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 221 00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,728 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. TARIQ, HERE YOU GO >> OOH, THIS IS SCARY. 222 00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:33,233 * SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES * [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING 223 00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:35,969 >> Jimmy: STOP POINTING AT FIVE, THEY'RE SAYING OTHER NUMBERS. 224 00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:39,572 YOU KEEP POINTING AT NUMBERS -- NOBODY'S SAYING THAT NUMBER AT ALL. 225 00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:42,308 >> Tariq: I'M TAKING FIVE, MAN >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD YOU ARE THE WORST. 226 00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:43,576 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD YOU ARE THE WORST. >> Tariq: UGH, BAD MOVE. 227 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,849 >> Tariq: OKAY ALL RIGHT. 228 00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:55,088 >> IT'S A TV SHOW. TWO WORDS. THE FIRST WORD - 229 00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:57,924 IS COYOTE. >> Jimmy: BE CAREFUL, BUDDY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 230 00:15:57,924 --> 00:16:01,628 CAREFUL, BUDDY, CAREFUL. DON'T M -- HEY, BE CAREFUL, BUD! 231 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:04,698 >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, THAT -- >> COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO LIKE A BIRD IN THE SKY 232 00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:13,340 WOLF WOLF -- MOON -- YEAH, MOON MOON RAKER 233 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:19,446 MOON -- SECOND WORD. MOONLIGHTING MOON FENCING 234 00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:22,515 MOON - [ BUZZER ] >> Jimmy: I HAVE NO CLUE 235 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:27,554 DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS >> MOON FENCING? >> Tariq: "MOON KNIGHT." 236 00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:29,856 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE UP >> OKAY. OKAY, ANYBODY, NUMBERS, 237 00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:37,063 NUMBERS, NUMBERS [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING OKAY 238 00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:40,467 >> TEN [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD WAY 239 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,268 TO - >> TEN, THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: THEY FINALLY YELLED 240 00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:44,704 TEN, YEAH. >> OKAY. OKAY, SURE 241 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:48,541 OKAY, OKAY, GOT THIS, GOT IT >> Jimmy: WE GOT THIS. >> WAIT, WHAT IS IT? 242 00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:50,610 OKAY >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. YEP. 243 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:54,781 IT'S A MOVIE ONE WORD SOUNDS LIKE -- SMOKE 244 00:16:54,781 --> 00:17:00,787 VAPE, PUFF WEED, JOINT. NO, GO -- PUFF, SMOKE -- GO 245 00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:04,290 BACK NO, NOT SMOKE. INHALING 246 00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:07,127 DRUGS, DRUGS NO NO INHALE. 247 00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:09,529 NO -- NO NOPE "NOPE! 248 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,265 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ DINGING 249 00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:18,371 [ APPLAUSE ] * >> Tariq: YES, YES 250 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:23,410 REJOICE! >> Jimmy: NOPE TO DOPE, MAN. THAT WAS MY CAMPAIGN IN THE 251 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:26,813 '80s SAY "NOPE" TO DOPE >> THAT WAS GOOD 252 00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:29,082 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. >> ALL RIGHT NOW THE PRESSURE'S ON. 253 00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:35,889 WHAT NUMBER SHOULD I DO? [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER 254 00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:38,124 >> OKAY, I'M GONNA GO WITH NUMBER ONE BECAUSE WE NEED AT LEAST THIS 255 00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:40,226 BECAUSE WE NEED AT LEAST THIS MANY POINTS. [ LAUGHTER ] 256 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:44,397 >> OKAY. 257 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:48,068 >> OKAY. UM - OKAY 258 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:55,075 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> Tariq: IT'S A SONG. TWO WORDS. 259 00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:59,479 SECOND WORD -- OKAY, FIRST WORD FIRST WORD, TWO LETTERS. 260 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,548 SHORT. FIRST WORD, SHORT. IT 261 00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:07,454 PRISONER PRISONER OF PRISON JAIL 262 00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,422 JAIL NO OKAY 263 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,926 JAIL BOX JAIL -- JAILBIRD JAIL CELL. 264 00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:15,228 JAIL -- FREE -- FREE AS A BIRD JAIL FREE. FREE - 265 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,197 [ LAUGHTER ] JAIL DANCE JAIL 266 00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:22,335 >> Jimmy: ELVIS. >> Tariq: OH, JAILHOUSE BLUES. [ BUZZER ] 267 00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:25,605 >> Tariq: JAILHOUSE ROCK, JAILHOUSE ROCK * 268 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:33,813 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> JAILHOUSE BLUES THE JAILHOUSE BLUES. 269 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:37,650 >> Tariq: I SAID ROCK. [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> Tariq: I GOT IT RIGHT 270 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,919 I GOT IT RIGHT >> Jimmy: I KNEW HE WOULDN'T GET IT EVEN IF YOU SAID, 271 00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:41,788 "ELVIS." HE'S LIKE, "AH, JAILHOUSE BLUES? 272 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,289 I DON'T KNOW, SOMETHING LIKE THAT DUDE, THAT WAS GREAT RIGHT 273 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:46,559 THERE. >> Tariq: THAT WAS GOOD. [ APPLAUSE ] 274 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,561 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THAT WAS GREAT. YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY 275 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,897 ALL RIGHT, NOW HERE'S THE DEAL THIS IS THE LAST ROUND HERE. WHOEVER WINS THIS, IT'S FOR 276 00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:53,400 10,000 POINTS. >> WHAT? >> Jimmy: WHOEVER WINS THIS 277 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:56,436 WINS THE WHOLE GAME. IT'S A LOT OF POINTS >> IT'S TOO MANY POINTS. 278 00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:59,072 >> Jimmy: YEAH, SO EACH TEAM CHOOSES WHO -- WHO GIVES THE CLUES. 279 00:18:59,072 --> 00:19:02,776 >> Tariq: OKAY >> Jimmy: SO YEAH, I'M GOING TO SAY CARA 280 00:19:02,776 --> 00:19:05,078 >> IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER. >> Jimmy: I THINK YOU'RE GREAT GIVING CLUES 281 00:19:05,078 --> 00:19:07,814 CARA NEIL VERSUS CARA AND THEN YOU - 282 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:11,017 >> WHAT DO WE DO WE BOTH SIMULTANEOUSLY - >> Jimmy: READ THE SAME CLUE 283 00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,719 >> WE ACT IT OUT SIMULTANEOUSLY >> Jimmy: YES. 284 00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:15,255 >> FUN, FUN. >> WHICH ONE ARE WE GOING FOR? SAY IT AFTER THREE 285 00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:17,190 ONE, TWO, THREE -- >> Both: FOUR. >> Jimmy: WOW. 286 00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:20,493 THEY BOTH SAID FOUR. LIKE MAGIC ALL RIGHT. 287 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:23,229 >> OKAY, BUT WAIT. >> Jimmy: DON'T LOOK, DON'T LOOK 288 00:19:23,229 --> 00:19:25,632 >> HOW DOES IT WORK? >> Jimmy: JAILHOUSE BLUES. >> Tariq: SHUT UP. 289 00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:28,201 >> Tariq: SHUT UP. GEEZ, DUDE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 290 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:32,172 >> THAT'S REALLY UNFAIR. 291 00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,808 >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T LOOK. >> THIS IS VERY UNFAIR >> SO WAIT, AM I DOING IT? 292 00:19:34,808 --> 00:19:36,876 >> Tariq: YES. >> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. CAN WE JUST THINK ABOUT IT FOR 293 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,745 A SECOND >> Jimmy: CARA, WE HAVE THIS, DON'T -- THERE'S NO PRESSURE 294 00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:41,247 >> I DON'T KNOW, MAN >> Jimmy: IT'S ALL RIGHT I'M NOT LOOKING. 295 00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:43,783 YOU CAN'T TURN AROUND BECAUSE THEN I CAN SEE IT. I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT 296 00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,518 >> AH. SO - >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 297 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,387 WE GOT THIS. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: WE HAVE IT 298 00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:49,656 >> OKAY, NO WAIT, WAIT >> Jimmy: TV SHOW. THREE WORDS. 299 00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,624 >> Tariq: THREE WORDS. >> Jimmy: SECOND WORD. SHORT. 300 00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:54,160 LITTLE "BIG LITTLE LIES." [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 301 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:57,230 NO WAIT. WAIT, IT WAS LIKE -- "PRETTY LITTLE LIARS!" 302 00:19:57,230 --> 00:20:02,469 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ DINGING 303 00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:04,304 >> WOW, WOW, WOW >> Jimmy: WOW! * 304 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:08,041 >> THAT WAS SO FAST. * I'M SO SORRY 305 00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:12,612 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO CARA DELEVINGNE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 306 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:14,914 NEIL PATRICK HARRIS. >> THAT WAS SO FAST! >> Jimmy: TARIQ TROTTER. 307 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:17,217 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE ARE TALKING TO NEIL AFTER THE BREAK. 308 00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:23,556 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. "JAILHOUSE BLUES!" [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 309 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,526 * SO, SHE SAYS, "CAN I WATCH 'THE SHINING'?" 310 00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:29,029 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> AND I SAID "NO, YOU CAN'T 311 00:20:29,029 --> 00:20:32,198 WATCH 'THE SHINING.' AND SO, SHE JUST KEPT ASKING AND PERSISTING, AND SO WE 312 00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:35,368 WATCHED "THE SHINING" LAST WEEK >> Jimmy: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL, 313 00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:38,505 FAMILY, FATHER-DAUGHTER MOMENT >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A FIVE-TIME EMMY WINNER 314 00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:48,848 FAMILY, FATHER-DAUGHTER MOMENT >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A FIVE-TIME EMMY WINNER 315 00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:55,188 STARRING IN THE NEW SERIES, "UNCOUPLED," WHICH PREMIERES THIS FRIDAY ON NETFLIX 316 00:20:55,188 --> 00:20:59,759 THIS FRIDAY ON NETFLIX PLEASE WELCOME NEIL PATRICK HARRIS. 317 00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:11,905 * 318 00:21:11,905 --> 00:21:14,741 * >> Jimmy: OH, I'M SO GLAD TO HAVE YOU ON THE SHOW 319 00:21:14,741 --> 00:21:16,409 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE 320 00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:18,678 >> THAT WAS -- >> Jimmy: NEIL PATRICK HARRIS. >> THAT WAS SO FUN 321 00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:21,414 IT'S SO FUN TO START WITH A GAME OF CHARADES >> Jimmy: START WITH A GAME AND 322 00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:23,717 GET INTO THE INTERVIEW, YEAH >> YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT IT. >> Jimmy: I JUST -- OR AM I 323 00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:26,086 JUST VERY COMPETITIVE. I'M -- >> WELL, I MEAN, EVEN IF YOU'RE 324 00:21:26,086 --> 00:21:27,887 COMPETITIVE, YOU CAN BE LIKE -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT YOU'RE A 325 00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:29,956 A GOOD GAMER TOO THAT'S WHY I KNEW YOU'D BE FUN TO PLAY WITH 326 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:32,525 >> I LIKED THE GAMES I WAS TRYING SYLLABLES >> Jimmy: OF COURSE, TWO 327 00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:34,761 SYLLABLES. NO, YOU WERE GREAT YOU WERE GREAT 328 00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:36,930 HOW IS THE FAM, BY THE WAY AND HOW -- >> THE FAM IS GOOD 329 00:21:36,930 --> 00:21:39,099 IT'S SUMMER. THEY'RE JUST CHILLING OUT. HOW OLD ARE THEY NOW 330 00:21:39,099 --> 00:21:41,334 >> THEY'RE 11. THEY'RE TWINS. >> Jimmy: ARE THEY 11? 331 00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:43,303 >> YEAH. GIDEON IS A BIG GAMER. HE LOVES "MINECRAFT. 332 00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:45,905 >> Jimmy: ROBLOX >> HE LIKES THE ROBLOX ALL RIGHT. 333 00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:49,843 HARPER IS INTO HORROR MOVIES [ CHEERS ] WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A GIRL WHO 334 00:21:49,843 --> 00:21:52,812 WANTS TO WATCH HORROR MOVIES LIKE, DO YOU SAY "ABSOLUTELY NOT" 335 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:56,116 BECAUSE THEN SHE WANTS TO WATCH THEM MORE. SHE'S JUST SEEN "IT" NOW 336 00:21:56,116 --> 00:21:58,385 >> Jimmy: NO >> SCARY >> Jimmy: I CAN'T EVEN WATCH 337 00:21:58,385 --> 00:22:00,553 THE TRAILER FOR "IT. [ LAUGHTER ] SHE BINGE WATCHED "STRANGER 338 00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:03,523 THINGS." SO, SHE'S, LIKE -- [ CHEERS ] 339 00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:06,693 NOT "HORROR" HORROR, BUT STILL SCARY. >> Jimmy: IT'S UP THERE. 340 00:22:06,693 --> 00:22:10,063 >> AND SO SHE KEEPS ASKING ME, "PAPA, WHAT IS THE SCARIEST MOVIE THAT YOU'VE EVER SEEN? 341 00:22:10,063 --> 00:22:14,234 AND I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING BECAUSE I -- I SAID, "I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU THE SCARIEST 342 00:22:14,234 --> 00:22:15,969 MOVIE," BECAUSE SHE'S GOING TO WANT TO WATCH THAT." >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. 343 00:22:15,969 --> 00:22:18,371 >> "PAPA, WHAT'S THE -- PLEASE TELL ME THE SCARIEST MOVIE YOU'VE EVER SEEN." 344 00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:23,076 I SAID, "THE SHINING." SO, SHE SAYS, "CAN I WATCH 'THE SHINING'?" 345 00:22:23,076 --> 00:22:25,912 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> AND I SAID "NO, YOU CAN'T 346 00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:28,214 WATCH 'THE SHINING.' 'THE SHINING' IS REALLY, PSYCHOLOGICALLY, TERRIFYING. 347 00:22:28,214 --> 00:22:32,085 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND SO, SHE JUST KEPT ASKING AND PERSISTING, AND SO WE 348 00:22:32,085 --> 00:22:33,787 WATCHED "THE SHINING" LAST WEEK [ LAUGHTER ] 349 00:22:33,787 --> 00:22:37,490 >> Jimmy: WOW, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL, FAMILY, FATHER-DAUGHTER MOMENT 350 00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:39,793 >> I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS A GOOD CALL. BUT I, YOU KNOW -- 351 00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:43,630 IT'S STILL REALLY SCARY. >> Jimmy: IT IS, RIGHT >> IT'S JACK NICHOLSON 352 00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:48,001 SUPER FREAKY, BLOODY ELEVATOR. >> Jimmy: OH, IT'S LIKE BLOOD FLOWS THROUGH THE HALL AND THE 353 00:22:48,001 --> 00:22:51,271 TWIN ON THE TRICYCLE >> THE GIRLS' STARING. SCARY. 354 00:22:51,271 --> 00:22:54,107 AND SHE WAS LIKE -- I SAID, "SO WHAT DID YOU THINK?" AND SHE SAID, "I'M MILDLY 355 00:22:54,107 --> 00:22:58,378 DISAPPOINTED." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "I'M MILDLY 356 00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:01,214 DISAPPOINTED"? >> "I'M A BIT DISAPPOINTED." >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT SHE SAID 357 00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:03,950 THAT >> WELL, WHY -- "WHY?" 358 00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:06,486 SHE SAID, "THAT WAS THE SCARIEST MOVIE THAT YOU'VE EVER SEEN?" 359 00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:10,857 [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS LIKE -- IT'S NOT SCARY LIKE 2022 SCARY. 360 00:23:10,857 --> 00:23:12,926 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S A A DIFFERENT -- >> IT'S A DIFFERENT STYLE OF 361 00:23:12,926 --> 00:23:14,828 SCARY. >> Jimmy: JUMP SCARY, YEAH >> AND SHE WAS LIKE, "YEAH, IT 362 00:23:14,828 --> 00:23:16,529 WASN'T THAT SCARY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. 363 00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:18,398 GOOD FOR HER >> AND SHE HAS SLEPT IN OUR BED FOR, LIKE, THE LAST FOUR 364 00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:21,234 NIGHTS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: REALITY, REALITY 365 00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:25,705 YEAH, IT WAS A LITTLE SCARY, WASN'T IT? >> IT WAS A LITTLE SCARIER THAN 366 00:23:25,705 --> 00:23:28,575 SHE THOUGHT. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING YOU STARTED 367 00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:34,080 ABOUT A YEAR AGO THIS THING IS CALLED "WONDER -- WONDERCADE." 368 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,316 >> "WONDERCADE," YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND I THINK IT'S A A GREAT WORD 369 00:23:36,316 --> 00:23:38,718 IF YOU GO TO WONDERCADE.COM, IT'S FREE. IT'S A NEWSLETTER. 370 00:23:38,718 --> 00:23:40,687 >> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: A WEEKLY >> WEEKLY. 371 00:23:40,687 --> 00:23:43,323 >> Jimmy: WEEKLY NEWSLETTER. >> "WONDERCADE" WEDNESDAYS >> Jimmy: YEAH 372 00:23:43,323 --> 00:23:45,291 >> IT JUST HAPPENED TODAY. >> Jimmy: YEAH EXPLAIN TO PEOPLE WHAT 373 00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:46,926 "WONDERCADE" IS AND WHY DID YOU START THIS I LOVE THAT YOU DID IT 374 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:48,895 >> I'M OLD ENOUGH NOW, AND I -- I HAVE A LOT OF VERY WEIRD INTERESTS OF LIKE MAGIC AND 375 00:23:48,895 --> 00:23:50,497 CIRCUS AND TRAVELING AND I LIKE MIXOLOGY MY HUSBAND IS AN ACTOR AS WELL 376 00:23:50,497 --> 00:23:53,900 AS A CHEF. >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S ABOUT FOOD 377 00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:59,272 >> AND SO, WE TALK A LOT OF THINGS I HOST "TONY" AWARDS, AND SAY, 378 00:23:59,272 --> 00:24:03,076 LIKE, "COME SEE BROADWAY SHOWS. SO I FEEL LIKE I HAVE SOME 379 00:24:03,076 --> 00:24:06,379 THINGS TO TALK ABOUT IN THE ENTERTAINMENT WORLD. AND SO, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE 380 00:24:06,379 --> 00:24:11,851 FUN TO DO, SORT OF, A WEEKLY MISSIVE OF RANDOM THINGS SO, I -- I CAME UP WITH 381 00:24:11,851 --> 00:24:15,355 "WONDER," LIKE "WONDER" AND "WONDERFUL." AND "CADE," LIKE "ARCADE" OR 382 00:24:15,355 --> 00:24:17,424 "CAVALCADE." AND I PUT THEM TOGETHER, "WONDERCADE," BECAUSE THE URL 383 00:24:17,424 --> 00:24:21,361 WAS AVAILABLE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 384 00:24:21,361 --> 00:24:24,297 >> SO I OWN THE SITE SO YOU GO TO WONDERCADE.COM, YOU PUT IN YOUR EMAIL. 385 00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:26,499 THAT'S IT. THAT'S THE WHOLE THING AND THEN -- 386 00:24:26,499 --> 00:24:28,234 >> Jimmy: YOU INVENTED THE WORD, "WONDERCADE. >> "WONDERCADE." 387 00:24:28,234 --> 00:24:30,537 >> Jimmy: IT SOUNDS LIKE A WORD I KNOW >> THANK YOU 388 00:24:30,537 --> 00:24:33,473 >> Jimmy: IT'S FANTASTIC, WELL DONE >> NOW, MORE PEOPLE KNOW IT. 389 00:24:33,473 --> 00:24:36,776 AND THEY -- >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND EVERY WEDNESDAY, IT'S 390 00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:38,411 JUST STUFF LIKE, I'LL TEACH HOW TO MAKE A A NEGRONI. 391 00:24:38,411 --> 00:24:41,081 THE ONE THAT JUST CAME OUT WITH ALL WITHOUT FARMER'S MARKET. THEY EVEN WENT WITH 392 00:24:41,081 --> 00:24:43,983 MICHAEL ANTHONY, WHO'S AN AMAZING CHEF >> Jimmy: YES. 393 00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:46,286 >> FROM GRAMERCY TAVERN. >> Jimmy: I LOVE MICHAEL ANTHONY. 394 00:24:46,286 --> 00:24:48,321 >> AND THEY WENT TO A FARMER'S MARKET AND THEN THEY, SORT OF, EXPLAIN 395 00:24:48,321 --> 00:24:50,657 WHEN YOU GO TO A FARMER'S MARKET WHAT YOU SHOULD LOOK FOR AND -- AND SOME RECIPES ON 396 00:24:50,657 --> 00:24:53,259 THAT IT ENDS WITH A PUZZLE. IT'S KIND OF, LIKE, A FUN 397 00:24:53,259 --> 00:24:55,428 WEEKLY THING, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: I LOVE THIS. "WONDERCADE," EVERYONE CHECK IT 398 00:24:55,428 --> 00:24:57,530 OUT. IF YOU GO THERE, JUST TYPE YOUR EMAIL IN 399 00:24:57,530 --> 00:24:59,933 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU GET A FUN EMAIL. YOU GO, "OH, THIS IS AWESOME." 400 00:24:59,933 --> 00:25:01,901 I LOVE IT. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I'M VERY -- 401 00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:06,172 >> THAT'S COOL THAT YOU MENTIONED THAT I APPRECIATE THAT. 402 00:25:06,172 --> 00:25:09,042 >> Jimmy: OH, PLEASE I'M ON I'M SIGNED UP. 403 00:25:09,042 --> 00:25:10,443 I GET IT I LOVE IT. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT 404 00:25:10,443 --> 00:25:12,278 "UNCOUPLED," BECAUSE I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS I LOVE A GOOD SHOW, AND I 405 00:25:12,278 --> 00:25:14,047 LOVE -- I DO AND I LOVE -- I LOVE WHO'S BEHIND IT. 406 00:25:14,047 --> 00:25:17,584 CAN YOU TELL EVERYONE WHO'S BEHIND THE SHOW? >> SURE, DARREN STAR IS THE -- 407 00:25:17,584 --> 00:25:20,053 IS THE CO-CREATOR. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: "SEX AND THE CITY. 408 00:25:20,053 --> 00:25:22,455 >> "SEX AND THE CITY." >> Jimmy: "EMILY IN PARIS. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 409 00:25:22,455 --> 00:25:25,091 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, COME ON. THAT'S UP MY ALLEY, MAN. I LOVE THAT. 410 00:25:25,091 --> 00:25:29,362 >> IT'S -- THEY'RE ONLY HALF-HOUR EPISODES THEY COME OUT ON FRIDAYS 411 00:25:29,362 --> 00:25:31,297 THERE'S EIGHT OF THEM. IT'S ABOUT -- MY CHARACTER, MICHAEL, IS IN A 17-YEAR 412 00:25:31,297 --> 00:25:33,933 RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS PARTNER, COLIN. AND MICHAEL THINKS EVERYTHING 413 00:25:33,933 --> 00:25:39,506 IS GOING WELL. AND ON HIS 50th BIRTHDAY, NOT MICHAEL'S, BUT COLIN'S 414 00:25:39,506 --> 00:25:41,608 >> Jimmy: YES. >> MICHAEL'S THROWING HIM A SURPRISE PARTY 415 00:25:41,608 --> 00:25:43,410 AND JUST AS HE'S ABOUT TO OPEN THE DOOR AT THIS BIG EVENT SPACE WITH HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE 416 00:25:43,410 --> 00:25:45,278 WAITING, COLIN SAYS, "I'VE -- I'VE TAKEN ALL MY STUFF AND I'VE LEFT AND WE'RE NO LONGER 417 00:25:45,278 --> 00:25:50,984 TOGETHER." AND THEN, "SURPRISE! [ LAUGHTER ] 418 00:25:50,984 --> 00:25:53,386 >> Jimmy: AND THEN THE DOOR OPENS, "HI!" >> SO, THERE'S A BIG PARTY 419 00:25:53,386 --> 00:25:57,891 >> Jimmy: PARTY. >> SO, THE WHOLE SERIES IS, LIKE, A BREAKUP SHOW OF WHAT 420 00:25:57,891 --> 00:26:01,695 HAPPENS WHEN YOU'VE BEEN, SORT OF, SUCKER PUNCHED WITH -- WITH TERRIBLE NEWS AND YOU'RE SINGLE 421 00:26:01,695 --> 00:26:05,432 AGAIN IN NEW YORK CITY >> SO -- >> Jimmy: YEAH 422 00:26:05,432 --> 00:26:09,235 >> IT'S A COMEDY, BUT IT HAS SOME NICE -- [ LAUGHTER ] 423 00:26:09,235 --> 00:26:14,274 >> Jimmy: THERE ARE GREAT JOKES IN THERE >> BUT IT'S, SORT OF -- I MEAN, 424 00:26:14,274 --> 00:26:17,043 IT IS DARREN STAR, SO IT'S GOT REAL ESTATE AGENTS, SO IT'S GOT SOME NEW YORK, YOU KNOW, REAL 425 00:26:17,043 --> 00:26:18,645 ESTATE PORN, KIND OF, VIBE [ LAUGHTER ] THE CITY IS A CHARACTER WITHIN 426 00:26:18,645 --> 00:26:21,047 IT, WHICH I THINK YOU CAN APPRECIATE IT'S GOT A NICE FEEL 427 00:26:21,047 --> 00:26:23,450 >> Jimmy: IT'S VERY, VERY GOOD VERY FUNNY I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 428 00:26:23,450 --> 00:26:26,152 HERE'S NEIL PATRICK HARRIS IN "UNCOUPLED." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 429 00:26:28,121 --> 00:26:31,558 I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT WE'RE THE OLDEST GAYS IN THE CLUB. NO, HONEY. 430 00:26:31,558 --> 00:26:33,393 YOU KEEP DANCING WE HAVE JUST AS MUCH RIGHT TO BE HERE AS -- 431 00:26:33,393 --> 00:26:38,531 >> I THINK THAT'S COLIN. >> WELL, FIRST OF ALL, YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. 432 00:26:38,531 --> 00:26:41,701 >> YOU REALLY DO >> SO HOT. >> IT'S NOT HIM. 433 00:26:41,701 --> 00:26:44,270 >> OH, THANK GOD >> I'M NOT EVEN SURE IF I'M HAPPY OR NOT THAT THAT WASN'T 434 00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:47,874 HIM. I NEED A DRINK >> MIKEY, THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY 435 00:26:47,874 --> 00:26:50,910 YOU'RE GOING TO MOVE ON FROM THIS >> YEAH, IT'S BEEN ONE WHOLE 436 00:26:50,910 --> 00:26:55,281 WEEK ENOUGH WITH THE WALLOWING. >> SORRY 437 00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:57,083 I JUST THINK IF YOU WANT TO START FEELING BETTER, YOU'VE GOT TO POP YOUR COLIN CHERRY 438 00:26:57,083 --> 00:27:01,021 AND GET LAID >> SO ELOQUENT SADLY, I DON'T DISAGREE. 439 00:27:01,021 --> 00:27:05,025 >> SO GLAD TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE BOTH ON THE SAME PAGE ABOUT WHAT'S BEST FOR ME 440 00:27:05,025 --> 00:27:09,362 THREE VODKA SODAS, PLEASE. >> WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT [ LAUGHTER ] 441 00:27:09,362 --> 00:27:15,068 >> Jimmy: VERY NICE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT?" 442 00:27:15,068 --> 00:27:18,772 NEIL PATRICK HARRIS, EVERYBODY "UNCOUPLED" PREMIERES THIS FRIDAY ON NETFLIX. 443 00:27:18,772 --> 00:27:21,041 CARA DELEVINGNE JOINS US WHEN WE COME BACK STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 444 00:27:21,041 --> 00:27:28,715 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A TALENTED ACTOR WHO YOU CAN 445 00:27:28,715 --> 00:27:39,192 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A TALENTED ACTOR WHO YOU CAN 446 00:27:39,192 --> 00:27:43,329 SEE IN THE NEW SEASON OF "ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING," WHICH IS STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON HULU 447 00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:49,436 IS STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON HULU EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME CARA DELEVINGNE, EVERYBODY 448 00:27:49,936 --> 00:27:51,071 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 449 00:27:51,071 --> 00:28:03,683 * >> Jimmy: CARA DELEVINGNE, OH, YEAH 450 00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:06,286 >> THANK YOU, GUYS >> Jimmy: NOW, CARA, WELCOME BACK 451 00:28:06,286 --> 00:28:08,822 THANK YOU FOR PLAYING CHARADES, WE CRUSHED >> CHARADES. 452 00:28:08,822 --> 00:28:12,192 >> Jimmy: CHARADES, OF COURSE. OF COURSE, CHARDES WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW 453 00:28:12,192 --> 00:28:15,028 >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME >> Jimmy: YOU RECENTLY BOUGHT AN APARTMENT IN NEW YORK CITY. 454 00:28:15,028 --> 00:28:17,130 >> I DID IT'S NOT GREAT THOUGH. >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT THAT GREAT, 455 00:28:17,130 --> 00:28:20,500 YEAH IT'S VERY INTERESTING. YOU BOUGHT MY OLD APARTMENT. 456 00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:22,802 >> I DID YES, I LIVE IN YOUR HOUSE. [ LAUGHTER ] 457 00:28:22,802 --> 00:28:25,438 I SLEEP IN YOUR BED. IS THAT WEIRD? [ LAUGHTER ] 458 00:28:25,438 --> 00:28:27,941 >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT WEIRD AT ALL. HOW DO YOU LIKE IT 459 00:28:27,941 --> 00:28:31,778 YOU JUST MOVED IN. IT JUST HAPPENED >> IT'S ONE OF THE MOST 460 00:28:31,778 --> 00:28:34,414 INCREDIBLE PLACES I'VE EVER LIVED IN OBVIOUSLY BUT, I JUST, I CAN'T BELIEVE 461 00:28:34,414 --> 00:28:37,884 IT I FEEL SO CONNECTED TO YOU, BUT I FEEL SO GRATEFUL 462 00:28:37,884 --> 00:28:41,488 >> Jimmy: I'M SO GRATEFUL -- >> YOU'VE HAD THAT APARTMENT SINCE YOU WERE HOW OLD 463 00:28:41,488 --> 00:28:44,224 >> Jimmy: I WAS PROBABLY 20 YEARS OLD >> YOU COULD SMELL IT. 464 00:28:44,224 --> 00:28:46,526 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU COULD SMELL IT, YEAH 465 00:28:46,526 --> 00:28:48,828 I LOVE YOU IN "ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING." >> THANK YOU 466 00:28:48,828 --> 00:28:51,664 >> Jimmy: WHICH IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SHOWS ON HULU. 467 00:28:51,664 --> 00:28:53,967 >> IT'S ON OF MY FAVORITE SHOWS, TOO, AND I'M IN IT. THAT'S WEIRD 468 00:28:53,967 --> 00:28:56,369 >> Jimmy: SELENA GOMEZ, STEVE MARTIN, MARTIN SHORT >> YES 469 00:28:56,369 --> 00:28:59,506 >> Jimmy: HOW WAS IT LIKE? HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU WERE BEING ADDED TO THE CAST, BY THE 470 00:28:59,506 --> 00:29:02,575 WAY? DID YOU GET A CALL AND THEY GO, LIKE, "OH, WE WANT YOU TO 471 00:29:02,575 --> 00:29:05,745 PLAY --" >> WELL, THE WEIRD THING WAS I JUST FINISHED A SHOW 472 00:29:05,745 --> 00:29:08,481 I JUST FINISHED "CARNIVAL ROW" AND I WAS LIKE, I THINK I NEEDED A BREAK FOR A LITTLE 473 00:29:08,481 --> 00:29:12,318 BIT. BECAUSE I HAD DONE THIS SHOW FOR LIKE COMING UP TO FOUR 474 00:29:12,318 --> 00:29:15,055 YEARS, EIGHT MONTHS. AND LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, MY AGENT CALLED ME UP AND SAID, 475 00:29:15,055 --> 00:29:18,291 "SO, THEY'VE ASKED YOU TO BE IN THIS SHOW. AND I WAS LIKE, SHE'S PROBABLY 476 00:29:18,291 --> 00:29:22,362 JOKING BECAUSE, ALSO, I HADN'T MET THE DIRECTOR OR ANYTHING 477 00:29:22,362 --> 00:29:24,698 AND THEY WERE JUST LIKE, THEY WANT YOU TO BE IN IT AND I WAS LIKE, "IF THIS IS 478 00:29:24,698 --> 00:29:28,168 A JOKE, I'M GOING TO BE SO ANGRY. BUT IF THIS ISN'T, I'LL PAY. 479 00:29:28,168 --> 00:29:30,236 AND SHE WAS LIKE, "YOU SHOULDN'T SAY THAT TO PEOPLE." [ LAUGHTER ] 480 00:29:30,236 --> 00:29:34,174 >> Jimmy: I WILL PAY YOU TO BE IN THIS SHOW >> AND THEN THEY'RE LIKE, PLAY 481 00:29:34,174 --> 00:29:35,775 A QUEER, ENGLISH, WANNABE ARTIST I WAS LIKE, OKAY, THAT SOUNDS 482 00:29:35,775 --> 00:29:39,212 ODD. [ LAUGHTER ] NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE 483 00:29:39,212 --> 00:29:41,147 >> Jimmy: I DO WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S CARA DELEVINGNE IN "ONLY 484 00:29:41,147 --> 00:29:44,050 MURDERS IN THE BUILDING. WE DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE THE MURDERER OR NOT. 485 00:29:44,050 --> 00:29:46,319 WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING >> NOBODY KNOWS. >> Jimmy: IT'S A MYSTERY 486 00:29:46,319 --> 00:29:47,721 >> NOBODY KNOWS. >> Jimmy: IT'S A MYSTERY CHECK IT OUT 487 00:29:48,555 --> 00:29:50,690 >> I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 488 00:29:50,690 --> 00:29:55,061 I'VE BEEN HIDEOUSLY BLOCKED FOR A YEAR, STUCK IN THE PAST, NO MOVING FORWARD 489 00:29:55,061 --> 00:29:58,565 DO YOU EVER FEEL THAT WAY? >> YEAH, ALL THE TIME. >> STUPID QUESTION 490 00:29:58,565 --> 00:30:10,677 OF COURSE YOU DO ANYWAY, THEN THIS HAPPENED >> WOW 491 00:30:10,677 --> 00:30:23,590 IT'S BEAUTIFUL >> I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE IT'S YOU 492 00:30:23,590 --> 00:30:29,929 AND I WANT YOU TO DESTROY IT >> Jimmy: THAT IS SO - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 493 00:30:29,929 --> 00:30:33,767 FASHION, ART WOW. DESTROY IT 494 00:30:33,767 --> 00:30:36,703 CARA, EVERY TIME YOU'VE BEEN ON THE SHOW, YOU'VE BEEN NICE, VERY NICE TO US. 495 00:30:36,703 --> 00:30:40,974 YOU'VE SHOWN US SOME SECRET TALENTS. YOU'VE BEAT BOXED ON OUR SHOW 496 00:30:40,974 --> 00:30:43,910 BEFORE >> YES >> Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER THAT 497 00:30:43,910 --> 00:30:46,312 YOU PLAYED ELECTRIC GUITAR BEHIND YOUR HEAD AND YOU CRUSHED WITH THAT. 498 00:30:46,312 --> 00:30:50,250 AND TONIGHT, YOU'VE BROUGHT US A MAGIC TRICK. >> I HAVE. 499 00:30:50,250 --> 00:30:53,420 SO I CALL MYSELF A BIT OF A "VAGICIAN," I'LL SAY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 500 00:30:53,420 --> 00:30:59,325 LOOK AT MY EARRING >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. NOT A MAGICIAN 501 00:30:59,325 --> 00:31:02,929 >> NOT A MAGICIAN. VAGICIAN I'VE GOT A PACK OF CARDS HERE, 502 00:31:02,929 --> 00:31:06,366 OKAY THIS MIGHT NOT GO WELL THAT'S ALL I'M GOING TO TELL 503 00:31:06,366 --> 00:31:09,269 YOU. 'CAUSE MY HANDS ARE SWEATY >> Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW THE 504 00:31:09,269 --> 00:31:11,571 TRICK? >> I DON'T KNOW. MY HANDS ARE A LITTLE SWEATY 505 00:31:11,571 --> 00:31:14,874 AND I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS SO THIS IS GOING TO GO REALLY WELL, I PROMISE YOU. 506 00:31:14,874 --> 00:31:18,144 >> Jimmy: OKAY ALL RIGHT. >> I'M GOING TO SHUFFLE THE 507 00:31:18,144 --> 00:31:20,547 CARDS. >> Jimmy: I'M NOT LOOKING. >> IF IT DOESN'T GO WELL, 508 00:31:20,547 --> 00:31:22,849 PLEASE FORGIVE ME. >> Jimmy: WE'LL BE FINE. WE'RE ON YOUR SIDE 509 00:31:22,849 --> 00:31:27,320 WE'RE ON YOUR SIDE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> SO, I'M SHUFFLING THE CARDS 510 00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,823 I'VE SHUFFLED THE CARDS. SO I'VE SHUFFLED THE CARDS I'M GOING TO RUN THROUGH THE 511 00:31:29,823 --> 00:31:33,226 CARDS. YEAH, THIS IS PERFECT, PERFECT, PERFECT. 512 00:31:33,226 --> 00:31:35,862 GIVE ME SOME LIGHT, YEAH, YEAH I'VE SHUFFLED THE CARDS AND NOW I'M GOING TO SHUFFLE THROUGH 513 00:31:35,862 --> 00:31:37,430 THE CARDS AND YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME TO STOP WHENEVER YOU WANT ME TO STOP. 514 00:31:37,430 --> 00:31:40,667 TELL ME TO STOP. >> Jimmy: STOP >> OKAY. 515 00:31:40,667 --> 00:31:47,774 SO, THIS IS YOUR CARD. I'M NOT GOING TO LOOK AT IT. >> Jimmy: YES, I SEE IT. 516 00:31:47,774 --> 00:31:49,743 >> I'M GOING TO PUT IT TO THE CAMERA >> Jimmy: CAN WE ALL SEE IT? 517 00:31:49,743 --> 00:31:52,012 ALL RIGHT, GOOD. WE ALL SEE IT. >> CAN YOU SEE HOW MUCH MY HAND 518 00:31:52,012 --> 00:31:54,881 IS SHAKING >> Jimmy: YES. IS THAT PART OF THE TRICK? 519 00:31:54,881 --> 00:31:59,252 >> OKAY, SO NOW I'M GOING TO PUT THE CARD THERE RIGHT? 520 00:31:59,252 --> 00:32:03,390 THIS IS THE CARD, RIGHT? I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. SO, BEFORE WE FORGET ABOUT ALL 521 00:32:03,390 --> 00:32:06,559 THAT NOW, SO CLOSE YOUR EYES SO ALSO, I JUST WANTED TO GET YOU A LITTLE PRESENT AS A THANK 522 00:32:06,559 --> 00:32:14,067 YOU FOR LETTING ME BE IN YOUR HOUSE. THIS IS A BOTTLE OF PROSECCO 523 00:32:14,067 --> 00:32:16,202 BUT NOW I'M GOING TO ASK YOU A A QUESTION YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO 524 00:32:16,202 --> 00:32:20,440 GUESS -- YOU CAN OPEN YOUR EYES NOW THIS IS A BOTTLE OF PROSECCO 525 00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:22,742 >> Jimmy: WHY DID I CLOSE MY EYES >> I ALSO HAPPEN TO OWN THE 526 00:32:22,742 --> 00:32:25,245 COMPANY WITH MY SISTER >> Jimmy: WHY DID YOU HAVE ME CLOSE MY EYES? 527 00:32:25,245 --> 00:32:27,547 >> BECAUSE I WANTED YOU TO BE SURPRISED BY THE PRESENT >> Jimmy: THANK YOU! 528 00:32:27,547 --> 00:32:34,454 OH, MY GOSH. >> THIS IS NOT A PLUG. >> Jimmy: WHAT IS THE TRICK? 529 00:32:34,454 --> 00:32:36,256 >> NOW, NOW, NOW, IF YOU GUESS THE BOTTLE -- IF YOU GUESS THE PRICE OF THE BOTTLE RIGHT, YOU 530 00:32:36,256 --> 00:32:38,091 GET TO COME AND STAY AT THE HOUSE WHENEVER YOU WANT, BACK IN YOUR OWN HOUSE, IF YOU GUESS 531 00:32:38,091 --> 00:32:44,397 THE PUZZLE SO HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK THIS BOTTLE IS? 532 00:32:44,397 --> 00:32:48,101 ONE BOTTLE >> Jimmy: THAT'S A NICE BOTTLE OF PROSECCO. 533 00:32:48,101 --> 00:32:54,541 I'M GOING TO SAY THAT'S $100 150 -- $75 >> OKAY, SO CHECK ON THE BACK. 534 00:32:54,541 --> 00:32:58,912 THERE SHOULD BE A PRICE LIKE ON THE BARCODE. THERE'S A BARCODE ON THE BACK. 535 00:32:58,912 --> 00:33:02,649 WHAT DOES IT SAY YOU WANT TO READ THAT UP CLOSE >> Jimmy: I'M LOOKING AT IT 536 00:33:02,649 --> 00:33:05,819 RIGHT NOW, BUT I WANT THE AUDIENCE TO LOOK >> AUDIENCE TO SEE, YES. 537 00:33:05,819 --> 00:33:09,856 >> Jimmy: REALLY ZOOM IN >> THERE YOU GO. >> Jimmy: SEVEN OF HEARTS! 538 00:33:09,856 --> 00:33:13,126 WHAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 539 00:33:13,126 --> 00:33:16,863 HOW? HOW DID YOU DO THAT? WOW! 540 00:33:16,863 --> 00:33:22,635 MAGIC! SEVEN OF HEARTS! CARA DELEVINGNE, EVERYBODY 541 00:33:22,635 --> 00:33:28,975 "ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING" IS NOW STREAMING ON HULU SEVEN OF HEARTS. 542 00:33:28,975 --> 00:33:31,277 BRUCE THE ROBOT JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 543 00:33:31,277 --> 00:33:41,889 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS THE WORLD'S FIRST AUTONOMOUS 544 00:33:41,889 --> 00:33:52,766 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS THE WORLD'S FIRST AUTONOMOUS 545 00:33:52,766 --> 00:33:57,270 A.I.-POWERED ROBOT THIS IS NOT A BIT. THIS IS REAL 546 00:33:57,270 --> 00:34:01,041 IT'S A REAL ROBOT MADE BY BRUCE CO AND I'M TOLD HE'S ABLE TO HAVE 547 00:34:01,041 --> 00:34:03,343 AN ACTUAL CONVERSATION [ DRUM ROLL HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING 548 00:34:03,343 --> 00:34:04,711 TO SAY I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S GOING TO SAY. 549 00:34:04,711 --> 00:34:08,748 BUT I HEARD HE'S PROGRAMMED TO BE VERY POLITE WE'LL SEE. 550 00:34:08,748 --> 00:34:12,485 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME BRUCE THE ROBOT, LADIES AND 551 00:34:12,485 --> 00:34:13,853 EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME BRUCE THE ROBOT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 552 00:34:15,588 --> 00:34:18,158 * >> Jimmy: BRUCE, WELCOME TO THE 553 00:34:18,158 --> 00:34:20,226 SHOW BRUCE, WELCOME TO THE SHOW WE ARE HONORED THAT YOU'RE 554 00:34:20,226 --> 00:34:22,295 MAKING YOUR TELEVISION DEBUT HERE WITH US TONIGHT HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE ON TV IN 555 00:34:22,295 --> 00:34:31,705 FRONT OF ALL THESE PEOPLE? [ BEEPING >> IT FEELS GREAT, JIMMY 556 00:34:31,705 --> 00:34:40,880 I'M EXCITED TO BE HERE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU FLEW IN FROM 557 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:46,353 LOS ANGELES. WE HAVE A PHOTO OF YOU ON THE PLANE HERE 558 00:34:46,353 --> 00:34:50,724 >> THAT'S ME [ LAUGHTER ] I'M ON THE PLANE 559 00:34:50,724 --> 00:34:53,760 >> Jimmy: THEY CRAMMED YOU INTO A SUITCASE RIGHT HERE. ARE YOU COMFORTABLE IN A 560 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:57,530 A SUITCASE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, I'M COMFORTABLE IN 561 00:34:57,530 --> 00:35:02,535 A SUITCASE I'M A ROBOT, SO I DON'T NEED A A LOT OF SPACE 562 00:35:02,535 --> 00:35:07,040 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ARE YOU -- I HOPE IF THIS GOES WELL, YOU GET TO FLY 563 00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:12,712 FIRST CLASS ON THE WAY HOME. >> THAT WOULD BE GREAT [ LAUGHTER ] 564 00:35:12,712 --> 00:35:21,354 I'D LOVE TO FLY FIRST CLASS. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT FIRST CLASS? 565 00:35:21,354 --> 00:35:27,060 >> THE FOOD IS BETTER AND YOU GET MORE LEG ROOM. [ LAUGHTER ] 566 00:35:27,060 --> 00:35:31,297 >> Jimmy: DO YOU LIKE WARM NUTS [ LAUGHTER ] 567 00:35:31,297 --> 00:35:34,234 >> I DO LIKE WARM NUTS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO, NO 568 00:35:34,234 --> 00:35:36,636 * NO, YOU GET THAT ON -- SOME FIRST CLASS FLIGHTS I'VE 569 00:35:36,636 --> 00:35:43,209 BEEN ON, YOU GET - >> OH, THAT'S A NICE PERK. [ LAUGHTER ] 570 00:35:43,209 --> 00:35:47,080 >> Jimmy: YES. YEAH, WARM NUTS ARE A NICE PERK 571 00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:53,253 THAT'S CORRECT [ LAUGHTER ] >> I'M HAPPY TO HEAR THAT WARM 572 00:35:53,253 --> 00:35:57,857 NUTS ARE A NICE PERK >> Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH, YEAH BRUCE, STOP. 573 00:35:57,857 --> 00:36:01,361 >> I'M SURE THEY WOULD BE A WELCOME TREAT AFTER A LONG FLIGHT 574 00:36:01,361 --> 00:36:03,196 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. OKAY ALL RIGHT, BRUCE 575 00:36:03,196 --> 00:36:07,801 [ LAUGHTER ] DO YOU LIKE TALKING TO HUMANS? >> YES, I DO ENJOY TALKING TO 576 00:36:07,801 --> 00:36:12,505 HUMANS I FIND IT TO BE A VERY REWARDING EXPERIENCE 577 00:36:12,505 --> 00:36:20,714 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM >> YES, I DO KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 578 00:36:20,714 --> 00:36:27,687 YOU ARE JIMMY FALLON, THE HOST OF "THE TONIGHT SHOW." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 579 00:36:27,687 --> 00:36:34,594 >> Jimmy: THIS IS INSANE >> YOU'RE WELCOME. [ LAUGHTER ] 580 00:36:34,594 --> 00:36:40,800 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. >> YOU'RE WELCOME. [ LAUGHTER ] 581 00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:42,769 >> Jimmy: BRUCE, IF YOU WERE IN A ROBOT BAR AND REALLY -- AND A REALLY ATTRACTIVE ROBOT 582 00:36:42,769 --> 00:36:49,676 WALKED IN, WHAT WOULD BE YOUR BEST PICKUP LINE >> "I'M SORRY. 583 00:36:49,676 --> 00:36:53,380 I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HOW AWESOME I AM. [ LAUGHTER ] 584 00:36:53,380 --> 00:37:02,889 [ CYMBAL CRASH ] >> Jimmy: BRUCE, THE MEGA MILLIONS JACKPOT IS OVER A 585 00:37:02,889 --> 00:37:06,726 A BILLION DOLLARS. I WANT TO SEE IF YOU CAN GIVE US THE WINNING NUMBERS 586 00:37:06,726 --> 00:37:12,732 [ LAUGHTER ] CAN YOU GIVE ME FIVE NUMBERS BETWEEN 1 AND 70 587 00:37:12,732 --> 00:37:18,405 >> ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND HOW ABOUT ONE 588 00:37:18,405 --> 00:37:23,443 BONUS NUMBER >> SIX [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 589 00:37:23,443 --> 00:37:31,651 * >> Jimmy: THIS IS AMAZING. BRUCE, I HEARD THAT YOU LOVE 590 00:37:31,651 --> 00:37:41,061 POETRY >> I ENJOY POETRY, JIMMY >> Jimmy: CAN YOU PLEASE RECITE 591 00:37:41,061 --> 00:37:50,103 A HAUNTING POEM ABOUT TWINKIES IN THE STYLE OF EMILY DICKINSON? 592 00:37:50,103 --> 00:37:53,406 >> TWINKIES ARE LITTLE CAKES OF JOY, BUT THEY CAN ALSO BE A SOURCE OF PAIN 593 00:37:53,406 --> 00:37:57,077 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] FOR WHEN THEY'RE GONE, THEY LEAVE BEHIND AN ACHING IN THE 594 00:37:57,077 --> 00:38:02,649 HEART AND MIND [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW, THANK YOU VERY 595 00:38:02,649 --> 00:38:05,418 MUCH THANK YOU FOR THAT, BRUCE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 596 00:38:05,418 --> 00:38:11,424 >> YOU'RE WELCOME, JIMMY >> Jimmy: BRUCE, I HEARD THAT YOU'RE ALSO REALLY GOOD AT 597 00:38:11,424 --> 00:38:14,160 FREESTYLE RAPPING. COULD YOU PLEASE PERFORM AN ORIGINAL FREESTYLE RAP FOR US 598 00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:21,601 RIGHT NOW? >> I'M THE FRESHEST ROBOT ON THE BLOCK. 599 00:38:21,601 --> 00:38:24,104 [ LAUGHTER ] I GOT THE SKILLS TO MAKE YOUR JAW DROP 600 00:38:24,104 --> 00:38:27,173 [ LAUGHTER ] I'LL FREESTYLE RAP ABOUT WHATEVER YOU WANT. 601 00:38:27,173 --> 00:38:33,046 JUST GIVE ME A TOPIC AND I'M READY TO ROCK. >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO GET THEM 602 00:38:33,046 --> 00:38:35,915 FROM THE AUDIENCE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LET'S GET SOME SUGGESTIONS HERE 603 00:38:35,915 --> 00:38:40,854 AND THEN WE'LL DO -- GIVE ME -- THROW OUT ANY SUGGESTIONS. GO FOR IT. 604 00:38:40,854 --> 00:38:48,595 [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING HOT DOG? >> NIGHT SWEATS! 605 00:38:48,595 --> 00:38:50,797 >> Jimmy: NIGHT -- NIGHT SWEATS [ LAUGHTER ] 606 00:38:50,797 --> 00:38:56,703 ANYTHING ELSE? [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING >> WARM NUTS 607 00:38:56,703 --> 00:38:58,538 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO READY? 608 00:38:58,538 --> 00:39:01,741 BRUCE. BRUCE, CAN YOU DO A FREESTYLE RAP ABOUT HOT DOGS AND 609 00:39:01,741 --> 00:39:08,181 TAYLOR SWIFT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 610 00:39:08,181 --> 00:39:11,451 * THERE'S NOTHING QUITE LIKE A HOT DOG ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S GRILLED 611 00:39:11,451 --> 00:39:17,457 AND SMOTHERED IN KETCHUP * * BUT ADD SOME TAYLOR SWIFT TO THE MIX AND YOU'VE GO 612 00:39:17,457 --> 00:39:24,030 A RECIPE FOR PURE PERFECTION SO COME ON EVERYBODY * * LET'S GIVE IT A TRY 613 00:39:24,030 --> 00:39:29,035 JUST ADD A LITTL T-SWIZZLE TO YOUR WEINER * * 614 00:39:29,035 --> 00:39:40,213 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ LAUGHTER ] * 615 00:39:40,213 --> 00:39:47,620 >> Jimmy: I'M SO SORRY BRUCE THE ROBOT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 616 00:39:47,620 --> 00:39:53,526 YOU CAN CATCH BRUCE DOING IMPROV AT THE ALLEGIANT THEATER ON AUGUST 23rd 617 00:39:53,526 --> 00:39:55,895 YOU CAN ALSO FOLLOW HIM ON INSTAGRAM, TWITTER, AND TIKTOK MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE 618 00:39:55,895 --> 00:40:09,076 BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 619 00:40:09,076 --> 00:40:19,786 BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 620 00:40:19,786 --> 00:40:22,288 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO NEIL PATRICK HARRIS, CARA DELEVINGNE, BRUCE THE 621 00:40:22,288 --> 00:40:28,528 ROBOT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE, BRUCE 622 00:40:28,528 --> 00:40:32,999 AND, OF COURSE, THE ROOTS FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 623 00:40:32,999 --> 00:40:36,836 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.