>> HEY, JIMMY. I HOPE I'M NOT INTERRUPTING.
I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: CARA, HI
SO HAPPY YOU'RE BACK AT THE SHOW >> YEAH, I'M REALLY EXCITED TO
BE BACK. I REALLY LOVE YOUR NEW LOOK. >> Jimmy: I DON'T HAVE A NEW
LOOK [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH.
WHAT ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO YOUR EYEBROWS MAYBE? >> Jimmy: I MEAN, I -- MAYBE I
HAVEN'T TWEEZED IN A WHILE BUT I MEAN, NATURAL BROWS ARE REALLY HOT RIGHT NOW
[ LAUGHTER ] >> SURE. >> HEY, JIMMY.
OH, HEY, CARA. WHAT'S UP? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: JUST TALKING BROWS >> OH. HOW NATURAL BROWS ARE REALLY
HOT RIGHT NOW? [ LAUGHTER ] >> NOT RIGHT NOW
>> Steve: JIMMY. DID YOU TAKE MY BROWS? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: SORRY, DUDE. >> Steve: THANK YOU. LET'S START THE SHOW
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I'LL GET HIM, I'LL GET HIM.
>> HE LOOKED WEIRD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE
TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS
GUESTS - NEIL PATRICK HARRIS, CARA DELEVINGNE,
BRUCE THE ROBOT, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW
>> Questlove: 1689 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH THANK YOU!
WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW.
YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, GUYS, HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS
TODAY PRESIDENT BIDEN OFFICIALLY ENDED HIS QUARANTINE AFTER TESTING NEGATIVE FOR
COVID. THAT'S RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND NOW THAT HE'S GOT A FEW WEEKS OF IMMUNITY, BIDEN'S ABOUT TO RAGE.
OOH. [ LAUGHTER ] "JILL, WE'RE HAVING DINNER AT
7:00 TONIGHT." [ LAUGHTER ] OH, YEAH
YEAH, BIDEN BEAT COVID, AND LUCKILY, COVID CONCEDED GRACEFULLY
[ LAUGHTER ] EVEN THOUGH HE TESTED NEGATIVE, NOT THAT MUCH CHANGES FOR
BIDEN. HE STILL WORKS FROM HOME, AVOIDS CROWDS, AND TAKES
20 PILLS A DAY [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, BIDEN IS COVID
FREE HE EVEN GAVE A QUICK SPEECH FROM THE WHITE HOUSE ROSE
GARDEN, AND IT SOUNDS LIKE HE'S BACK TO HIS OLD SELF TAKE A LISTEN.
USED PAXLAVOID -- PAXLOVID, EXCUSE ME. PAXLOVID
I TELL YOU WHAT, I THINK IT'S - I USED IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, MR. PRESIDENT.
WELCOME BACK [ APPLAUSE ] WRAP IT UP AGAIN
SOME MORE NEWS FROM THE WHITE HOUSE. THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION JUST
LAUNCHED A NEW WEBSITE DESIGNED TO HELP AMERICANS FACING EXTREME TEMPERATURES CALLED
HEAT.GOV THE WEBSITE IS STILL IN THE BETA PHASE, SO THEY HAVE ONE
PHOTO AND ONE VIDEO. HERE'S THE PHOTO [ LAUGHTER ]
AND HERE'S THE VIDEO [ LAUGHTER ] SO, JUST STAY COOL
THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY STAY COOL, EVERYBODY GUYS, YESTERDAY, FORMER
PRESIDENT TRUMP GAVE A SPEECH IN WASHINGTON, D.C., AND HE SAID PRETTY MUCH WHAT YOU'D
EXPECT SO INSTEAD OF SHOWING THE SAME CLIPS THAT YOU'VE SEEN A
A MILLION TIMES, IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF "TRUMP WITH NO CONTEXT.
ENJOY.
>> I'D GO UP TO LeBRON JAMES, IT DOESN'T MATTER.
I'D SAY, "LeBRON, DID YOU EVER HAVE ANY DESIRE TO BE A WOMAN? *
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELL, FORMER VICE PRESIDENT -- I HAVE NO -
I -- [ LAUGHTER ] FORMER VICE PRESIDENT
MIKE PENCE HAS A NEW MEMOIR COMING OUT IN NOVEMBER, AND HE JUST REVEALED THAT THE TITLE IS
"SO HELP ME GOD. BUT THAT WASN'T THE FIRST TITLE HE CAME UP WITH.
WE ACTUALLY GOT OUR HANDS ON SOME OF THE OTHER ONES THAT HE WAS CONSIDERING.
SO, LET'S -- >> Tariq: OH, HERE WE GO >> Jimmy: WHAT'S UP, TARIQ
>> Tariq: LET ME GUESS YOU'RE GOING TO LIST A BUNCH OF FAKE MIKE PENCE MEMOIR TITLES.
>> Jimmy: I MEAN, YEAH, THAT WAS THE PLAN >> Tariq: MM-HMM, MM-HMM
AND THEN A LITTLE GRAPHIC IS GOING TO POP UP FOR EACH ONE SO THAT THE AUDIENCE CAN READ THE
TITLE AND THEN LAUGH ABOUT IT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: RIGHT, YEAH.
VISUALS OFTEN HELP SELL A JOKE YEAH, THEY WOULD LOVE IT YEAH
>> Tariq: YEAH, I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THIS IS GOING TO GO DOWN SEE, FIRST A GRAPHIC WILL POP
UP THAT SAYS "YOUR OTHER MIKE PENCE MEMOIR TITLES." AND THEN, UNDER THAT, YOU'LL
LIST LIKE FAKE BOOK TITLES SOMETHING LIKE, "A PALE OF TWO CITIES."
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: OR "THE LITTLE
TRUMPER BOY. [ LAUGHTER ] OR "LORD OF THE FLIES ON THE
HEAD." [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN YOU'LL TRY SOME OTHER
ONES LIKE, "ARE YOU THERE, MOTHER IT'S ME, YOUR HUSBAND.
[ LAUGHTER ] OR SOMETHING LIKE "THE WHITE STUFF.
OR "EAT, PRAY THE GAY AWAY." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> Tariq: AND THEN YOU'RE JUST GOING TO END IT WITH SOMETHING A LITTLE CONTROVERSIAL LIKE
"50 SHADES OF BEIGE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH >> Tariq: IS THAT -- THAT'S HOW
THIS IS GONNA GO >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH YOU NAILED IT.
>> Tariq: COOL, 'CAUSE IT'S A FUN BIT. YOU SHOULD DO IT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WE'LL DO IT TOMORROW TARIQ TROTTER, EVERYBODY
THANKS VERY MUCH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
SWITCHING GEARS, I SAW THAT FORMER PRESIDENT OBAMA JUST RELEASED HIS SUMMER PLAYLIST
AND IT'S GOT SONGS LIKE BEYONCE'S "BREAK MY SOUL," KENDRICK LAMAR'S "DIE HARD,"
AND DRAKE AND RIHANNA'S "TOO GOOD." WELL, OUR CURRENT PRESIDENT
DIDN'T WANT TO BE LEFT OUT SO HE JUST RELEASED HIS OWN
>> HEY, AMERICA, CHECK OUT
PRESIDENT BIDEN'S SUMMER PLAYLIST FEATURING JOE'S FAVORITE SUMMER
JAMS LIKE "MOONLIGHT SERENADE" BY THE GLENN MILLER ORCHESTRA. *
"MUSKRAT RAMBLE" BY THE McGUIRE SISTERS. *
AND OF COURSE, "FREAKY GIRL" BY NICKI MINAJ. [ LAUGHTER ]
* PRESIDENT BIDEN'S SUMMER PLAYLIST, AVAILABLE AT ALL
PARTICIPATING FIVE AND DIMES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ANY FIVE AND DIME
THAT PARTICIPATES. SOME BUSINESS NEWS, I READ THAT CHIPOTLE IS ABOUT TO RAISE
THEIR PRICES FOR THE SECOND TIME THIS YEAR [ AUDIENCE BOOS
AT THIS POINT, THEY'RE BECOMING THE FAST FOOD VERSION OF NETFLIX.
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THE PRICES ARE GETTING CRAZY.
AT CHIPOTLE, NOW E. COLI IS $2 EXTRA [ LAUGHTER ]
DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? ONCE AGAIN, NOBODY HIT LAST NIGHT'S MEGA MILLIONS JACKPOT,
AND NOW THE PRIZE HAS SURGED TO OVER $1 BILLION. [ AUDIENCE OOHS
YEP, WINNING THIS JACKPOT IS PROBABLY THE FASTEST WAY TO BECOME A BILLIONAIRE
THE OTHER WAY IS BEING A A TRILLIONAIRE WHO INVESTS IN BITCOIN.
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THIS IS COOL APPARENTLY HERE IN THE CITY
THEY'RE ABOUT TO EXPAND CELL SERVICE AND WIFI IN THE SUBWAY SO, IF YOU'RE WATCHING OUR
SHOW - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ON THE TRAIN RIGHT NOW, HERE
ARE SOME NEW YORK SUBWAY RIDING TIPS FOR YOU NUMBER ONE, IF SOMEONE TRIES TO
TALK TO YOU, SING BACK [ LAUGHTER ] THAT USUALLY HELPS, YEAH
NUMBER TWO, TO ENTER THE SUBWAY GERM-FREE, JUST SWIPE YOUR METRO CARD, THEN TURN AROUND
AND WALK THROUGH BUTT FIRST. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT USUALLY WORKS
AND FINALLY, NUMBER THREE, THE RATS LOVE IT WHEN YOU PET THEM THERE YOU HAVE IT.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S A LITTLE TIP FOR YOU GUYS
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING THE SHOW ON THE SUBWAY. WELL, GET THIS
ACCORDING TO A NEW SURVEY, WHEN DINNER IS READY, THE MAJORITY OF PARENTS TEXT THEIR KIDS
INSTEAD OF YELLING TO THEM YEP, PARENTS TEXT THEIR KIDS WHEN DINNER IS READY
THEN THE KIDS RESPOND, "MOM, THAT'S NOT WHAT AN EGGPLANT EMOJI MEANS.
DON'T DO THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] *
>> Steve: EGGPLANT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND, FINALLY,
A FORMER STRIP CLUB IN WISCONSIN HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A CHRISTIAN DAY SCHOOL
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT'S GOING TO BE WEIRD ON PARENT/TEACHER DAY WHEN ALL THE
DADS KNOW THEIR WAY AROUND THE BUILDING WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, EVERYONE
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OH, WE HAVE -- WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT. HE STARS IN THE NEW SERIES "UNCOUPLED," WHICH PREMIERES
THIS FRIDAY ON NETFLIX NEIL PATRICK HARRIS IS HERE TONIGHT!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH >> Steve: COME ON!
>> Jimmy: PLUS, YOU CAN SEE HER IN THE NEW SEASON OF "ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING.
SHE'S FANTASTIC. IT'S STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON HULU
CARA DELEVINGNE IS HERE TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I LOVE CARA. AND THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING TONIGHT.
THIS IS BIZARRE. THIS MIGHT BE A WORLD'S FIRST. DEFINITELY A "TONIGHT SHOW"
FIRST. HE IS THE WORLD'S FIRST AUTONOMOUS A.I.-POWERED ROBOT.
IT'S REAL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO, IT'S A REAL ROBOT, AND I'M
INTERVIEWING IT. I'M INTERVIEWING THE ROBOT TONIGHT.
HIS NAME IS -- HE HAS A NAME IT'S BRUCE >> Steve: OH
>> Jimmy: AND HE'S A ROBOT I SAW A PHOTO OF IT. >> Steve: I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GOING TO SAY ELON MUSK [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, ELON MUSK IS NOT
HERE WE HAVE AN ACTUAL ROBOT THAT'S HERE TONIGHT THAT YOU CAN ASK
IT ANYTHING AND A.I. WILL ANSWER YOU AND HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH YOU.
>> Steve: CRAZY. >> Jimmy: AND YOU CAN ANSWER FOLLOW-UP QUESTIONS AND IT'S
WEIRD. BUT IT'S THE FUTURE, GUYS, AND IT'S REAL.
YEAH GUYS, IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS.
HERE WE GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
* HASHTAG HASHTAGS * *
>> Jimmy: NOW, WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG AND ASK YOU GUYS TO
RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC. THIS WEEK I SENT OUT THE HASHTAG #WHYIMSINGLE, AND I
ASKED YOU GUYS TO TWEET A FUNNY, WEIRD, OR EMBARRASSING REASON WHY YOU'RE SINGLE
WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS A TRENDING TOPIC IN THE U.S., SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG
[ APPLAUSE ] AND I HOPE Y'ALL FIND LOVE BUT THIS IS -- NOW I THOUGHT
I'D SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE "WHY I'M SINGLE" TWEETS FROM YOU GUYS
THIS ONE IS FROM @STAYBAREFOOT THEY SAY, "MY GIRLFRIEND TEXTED ME ASKING IF I HAD GAINED
WEIGHT I ANSWERED 'NOOOOO' BUT IT AUTOCORRECTED TO 'MOOOOO.'
[ LAUGHTER ] SO I AM SINGLE AGAIN." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
MOOOOO >> Steve: MOOOOO >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM
@RYANRAWLINGS. HE SAYS, "EVEN THOUGH I TELL MYSELF NOT TO, AT THE END OF
EVERY FIRST DATE I BLURT OUT, 'GOODNIGHT, I LOVE YOU!' [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
NOT GOING TO BE A SECOND DATE, IS THERE OKAY, I LOVE YOU
THIS ONE'S FROM @NOTFUNNYFRANCIS THE SAY, "I CAN'T NOT MAKE
FINGER HATS WHEN I SEE AN OPEN BAG OF BUGLES. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
I THINK YOU'RE DATING THE WRONG PEOPLE I THINK IT'S COOL THAT YOU DO
THAT >> Steve: YEAH FINGER HATS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'VE GOT TO MAKE THOSE HATS ON YOUR FINGERS.
COME ON. THIS ONE'S FROM @RENEEJORDAN78 SHE SAID, "I WENT ON A DATE TO
THE MOVIES WITH A GUY WHO KEPT LEANING IN AFTER EACH PREVIEW AND WHISPERING, 'YEP, THAT'S A
A WINNER.' [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: THAT'S NOT HER
>> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT HER THAT'S WHY HE'S SINGLE, YEAH IT'S NOT WHY YOU'RE SINGLE
THIS ONE'S FROM @VASHOKANANTH. HE SAYS, "I PLAY HIDE AND SEEK WITH MY CATS AT NIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: DONE DEAL. >> Jimmy: YEAH, WHY NOT, MAN
THIS ONE IS FROM @WHITEDAISIES07. SHE SAYS, "I AM SINGLE BECAUSE
I PRONOUNCE IT 'SUPPOSABLY.' [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE SUPPOSABLY
>> Steve: SUPPOSABLY >> Jimmy: SUPPOSABLY YEP.
THIS ONE'S FROM @SABINAEGARCIA SHE SAYS, "BOOKS ARE GENERALLY BETTER."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OH, COME ON. >> Jimmy: AND HALLMARK MOVIES.
AND HALLMARK MOVIES. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: HE'S A PRINCE.
THIS ONE'S FROM @DUNLAHFATMAE. >> Steve: DUNLAHFATMAE >> Jimmy: DUNLAHFATMAE
[ LAUGHTER ] DUNLAHFATMAE >> Steve: DUNLAHFATMAE
>> Jimmy: DUNLAHFATMAE SHE SAYS, "I ASKED A CUTE GUY IF I COULD BORROW A PEN.
WHEN I FINISHED USING IT, HE SMILED AND HELD HIS HAND OUT I THOUGHT HE WANTED TO HOLD MY
HAND, SO I DID HE WAS JUST WAITING FOR ME TO RETURN HIS PEN."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: I GUESS LIKE THIS? >> Jimmy: THIS LAST ONE IS FROM
@CHARLEYCK14 SHE SAYS, "ACCORDING TO MY EX, IT'S BECAUSE I DON'T LISTEN.
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT I DON'T KNOW." THERE YOU HAVE IT.
THOSE ARE OUR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR
FAVORITES, GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
STICK AROUND, WE'RE PLAYING CHARADES WITH CARA DELEVINGNE AND NEIL PATRICK HARRIS WHEN WE
COME BACK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Tariq: JAIL JAIL NO -- OKAY
JAIL BOX JAIL -- JAILBIRD JAIL CELL.
JAIL -- FREE FREE AS A BIRD JAIL FREE.
FREE -- JAIL DANCE JAIL - >> Jimmy: ELVIS!
>> Tariq: OH, UH -- UH -- JAILHOUSE BLUES. >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE
TONIGHT SHOW." I'M HERE WITH THE ONE AND ONLY TARIQ TROTTER FROM THE ROOTS,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
NOW, WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY CHARADES BUT FIRST WE'RE GOING TO NEED
SOME MORE PLAYERS. JOINING MY TEAM, SHE IS CURRENTLY STARRING IN HULU'S
"ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING. PLEASE WELCOME CARA DELEVINGNE, EVERYBODY.
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON, BUD
JOINING TARIQ'S TEAM, YOU CAN WATCH HIM THIS FRIDAY IN HIS BRAND-NEW NETFLIX SERIES
"UNCOUPLED." PLEASE WELCOME NEIL PATRICK HARRIS.
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Tariq: HE CAME TO WIN
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. WE GOT THIS, WE GOT THIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
NOW, YOU ALL KNOW HOW TO PLAY CHARADES WE'RE GOING TO DO FOUR ROUNDS,
30 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK PER ROUND. AND THEN THE FIFTH ROUND IS
A SHOWDOWN BOTH TEAMS GIVE THE SAME CLUE AT THE SAME TIME
I WILL GO FIRST. YOU GUYS CAN ALL TAKE YOUR SEATS.
NEIL, YOU'RE OVER THERE. TARIQ, CARA, PARTY, YOU'RE OVER HERE
LET'S GO, BUD. ALL RIGHT, GUYS, WHAT NUMBER SHOULD I CHOOSE?
[ AUDIENCE SHOUTING I'VE GOT A SOUTHERN - I GOT A SOUTHERN THREE
I GOT A "THRAY!" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THRAY!
ALL RIGHT, HERE GOES THREE >> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: OKAY
WE GOT THIS, MAN >> YEAH, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW
UNAGI. >> Jimmy: READY FOR THIS YEAH, HERE WE GO
>> IT'S A SONG I GOT THAT PART. THREE WORDS.
FIRST WORD HOT. "HOT GIRL SUMMER."
HOT. HOT. TWO -- SECOND WORD
IN HOT IN - "HOT IN HERRE.
>> Jimmy: YES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ DINGING THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT
>> WOW >> Jimmy: WOW.
THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT >> IT'S WEIRD 'CAUSE IT'S COLD IN HERE.
>> YOU'RE SO HAPPY WHEN SHE GETS IT RIGHT. >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT
* THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT * >> Tariq: AH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. TARIQ, HERE YOU GO >> OOH, THIS IS SCARY.
* SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES * [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING
>> Jimmy: STOP POINTING AT FIVE, THEY'RE SAYING OTHER NUMBERS.
YOU KEEP POINTING AT NUMBERS -- NOBODY'S SAYING THAT NUMBER AT ALL.
>> Tariq: I'M TAKING FIVE, MAN >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD YOU ARE THE WORST.
>> Tariq: UGH, BAD MOVE.
>> Tariq: OKAY ALL RIGHT.
>> IT'S A TV SHOW. TWO WORDS. THE FIRST WORD -
IS COYOTE. >> Jimmy: BE CAREFUL, BUDDY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
CAREFUL, BUDDY, CAREFUL. DON'T M -- HEY, BE CAREFUL, BUD!
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, THAT -- >> COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO LIKE A BIRD IN THE SKY
WOLF WOLF -- MOON -- YEAH, MOON MOON RAKER
MOON -- SECOND WORD. MOONLIGHTING MOON FENCING
MOON - [ BUZZER ] >> Jimmy: I HAVE NO CLUE
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS >> MOON FENCING? >> Tariq: "MOON KNIGHT."
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE UP >> OKAY. OKAY, ANYBODY, NUMBERS,
NUMBERS, NUMBERS [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING OKAY
>> TEN [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD WAY
TO - >> TEN, THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: THEY FINALLY YELLED
TEN, YEAH. >> OKAY. OKAY, SURE
OKAY, OKAY, GOT THIS, GOT IT >> Jimmy: WE GOT THIS. >> WAIT, WHAT IS IT?
OKAY >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. YEP.
IT'S A MOVIE ONE WORD SOUNDS LIKE -- SMOKE
VAPE, PUFF WEED, JOINT. NO, GO -- PUFF, SMOKE -- GO
BACK NO, NOT SMOKE. INHALING
DRUGS, DRUGS NO NO INHALE.
NO -- NO NOPE "NOPE!
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ DINGING
[ APPLAUSE ] * >> Tariq: YES, YES
REJOICE! >> Jimmy: NOPE TO DOPE, MAN. THAT WAS MY CAMPAIGN IN THE
'80s SAY "NOPE" TO DOPE >> THAT WAS GOOD
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. >> ALL RIGHT NOW THE PRESSURE'S ON.
WHAT NUMBER SHOULD I DO? [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER
>> OKAY, I'M GONNA GO WITH NUMBER ONE BECAUSE WE NEED AT LEAST THIS
MANY POINTS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> OKAY.
UM - OKAY
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> Tariq: IT'S A SONG. TWO WORDS.
SECOND WORD -- OKAY, FIRST WORD FIRST WORD, TWO LETTERS.
SHORT. FIRST WORD, SHORT. IT
PRISONER PRISONER OF PRISON JAIL
NO OKAY
JAIL BOX JAIL -- JAILBIRD JAIL CELL.
JAIL -- FREE -- FREE AS A BIRD JAIL FREE. FREE -
[ LAUGHTER ] JAIL DANCE JAIL
>> Jimmy: ELVIS. >> Tariq: OH, JAILHOUSE BLUES. [ BUZZER ]
>> Tariq: JAILHOUSE ROCK, JAILHOUSE ROCK *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> JAILHOUSE BLUES THE JAILHOUSE BLUES.
>> Tariq: I SAID ROCK. [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> Tariq: I GOT IT RIGHT
I GOT IT RIGHT >> Jimmy: I KNEW HE WOULDN'T GET IT EVEN IF YOU SAID,
"ELVIS." HE'S LIKE, "AH, JAILHOUSE BLUES?
I DON'T KNOW, SOMETHING LIKE THAT DUDE, THAT WAS GREAT RIGHT
THERE. >> Tariq: THAT WAS GOOD. [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THAT WAS GREAT. YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY
ALL RIGHT, NOW HERE'S THE DEAL THIS IS THE LAST ROUND HERE. WHOEVER WINS THIS, IT'S FOR
10,000 POINTS. >> WHAT? >> Jimmy: WHOEVER WINS THIS
WINS THE WHOLE GAME. IT'S A LOT OF POINTS >> IT'S TOO MANY POINTS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, SO EACH TEAM CHOOSES WHO -- WHO GIVES THE CLUES.
>> Tariq: OKAY >> Jimmy: SO YEAH, I'M GOING TO SAY CARA
>> IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER. >> Jimmy: I THINK YOU'RE GREAT GIVING CLUES
CARA NEIL VERSUS CARA AND THEN YOU -
>> WHAT DO WE DO WE BOTH SIMULTANEOUSLY - >> Jimmy: READ THE SAME CLUE
>> WE ACT IT OUT SIMULTANEOUSLY >> Jimmy: YES.
>> FUN, FUN. >> WHICH ONE ARE WE GOING FOR? SAY IT AFTER THREE
ONE, TWO, THREE -- >> Both: FOUR. >> Jimmy: WOW.
THEY BOTH SAID FOUR. LIKE MAGIC ALL RIGHT.
>> OKAY, BUT WAIT. >> Jimmy: DON'T LOOK, DON'T LOOK
>> HOW DOES IT WORK? >> Jimmy: JAILHOUSE BLUES. >> Tariq: SHUT UP.
GEEZ, DUDE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> THAT'S REALLY UNFAIR.
>> Jimmy: I DIDN'T LOOK. >> THIS IS VERY UNFAIR >> SO WAIT, AM I DOING IT?
>> Tariq: YES. >> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. CAN WE JUST THINK ABOUT IT FOR
A SECOND >> Jimmy: CARA, WE HAVE THIS, DON'T -- THERE'S NO PRESSURE
>> I DON'T KNOW, MAN >> Jimmy: IT'S ALL RIGHT I'M NOT LOOKING.
YOU CAN'T TURN AROUND BECAUSE THEN I CAN SEE IT. I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT
>> AH. SO - >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
WE GOT THIS. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: WE HAVE IT
>> OKAY, NO WAIT, WAIT >> Jimmy: TV SHOW. THREE WORDS.
>> Tariq: THREE WORDS. >> Jimmy: SECOND WORD. SHORT.
LITTLE "BIG LITTLE LIES." [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
NO WAIT. WAIT, IT WAS LIKE -- "PRETTY LITTLE LIARS!"
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ DINGING
>> WOW, WOW, WOW >> Jimmy: WOW! *
>> THAT WAS SO FAST. * I'M SO SORRY
>> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO CARA DELEVINGNE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS. >> THAT WAS SO FAST! >> Jimmy: TARIQ TROTTER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE ARE TALKING TO NEIL AFTER THE BREAK.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. "JAILHOUSE BLUES!" [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* SO, SHE SAYS, "CAN I WATCH 'THE SHINING'?"
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> AND I SAID "NO, YOU CAN'T
WATCH 'THE SHINING.' AND SO, SHE JUST KEPT ASKING AND PERSISTING, AND SO WE
WATCHED "THE SHINING" LAST WEEK >> Jimmy: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL,
FAMILY, FATHER-DAUGHTER MOMENT >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A FIVE-TIME EMMY WINNER
STARRING IN THE NEW SERIES, "UNCOUPLED," WHICH PREMIERES THIS FRIDAY ON NETFLIX
PLEASE WELCOME NEIL PATRICK HARRIS.
*
>> Jimmy: OH, I'M SO GLAD TO HAVE YOU ON THE SHOW
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
>> THAT WAS -- >> Jimmy: NEIL PATRICK HARRIS. >> THAT WAS SO FUN
IT'S SO FUN TO START WITH A GAME OF CHARADES >> Jimmy: START WITH A GAME AND
GET INTO THE INTERVIEW, YEAH >> YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT IT. >> Jimmy: I JUST -- OR AM I
JUST VERY COMPETITIVE. I'M -- >> WELL, I MEAN, EVEN IF YOU'RE
COMPETITIVE, YOU CAN BE LIKE -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT YOU'RE A
A GOOD GAMER TOO THAT'S WHY I KNEW YOU'D BE FUN TO PLAY WITH
>> I LIKED THE GAMES I WAS TRYING SYLLABLES >> Jimmy: OF COURSE, TWO
SYLLABLES. NO, YOU WERE GREAT YOU WERE GREAT
HOW IS THE FAM, BY THE WAY AND HOW -- >> THE FAM IS GOOD
IT'S SUMMER. THEY'RE JUST CHILLING OUT. HOW OLD ARE THEY NOW
>> THEY'RE 11. THEY'RE TWINS. >> Jimmy: ARE THEY 11?
>> YEAH. GIDEON IS A BIG GAMER. HE LOVES "MINECRAFT.
>> Jimmy: ROBLOX >> HE LIKES THE ROBLOX ALL RIGHT.
HARPER IS INTO HORROR MOVIES [ CHEERS ] WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A GIRL WHO
WANTS TO WATCH HORROR MOVIES LIKE, DO YOU SAY "ABSOLUTELY NOT"
BECAUSE THEN SHE WANTS TO WATCH THEM MORE. SHE'S JUST SEEN "IT" NOW
>> Jimmy: NO >> SCARY >> Jimmy: I CAN'T EVEN WATCH
THE TRAILER FOR "IT. [ LAUGHTER ] SHE BINGE WATCHED "STRANGER
THINGS." SO, SHE'S, LIKE -- [ CHEERS ]
NOT "HORROR" HORROR, BUT STILL SCARY. >> Jimmy: IT'S UP THERE.
>> AND SO SHE KEEPS ASKING ME, "PAPA, WHAT IS THE SCARIEST MOVIE THAT YOU'VE EVER SEEN?
AND I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING BECAUSE I -- I SAID, "I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU THE SCARIEST
MOVIE," BECAUSE SHE'S GOING TO WANT TO WATCH THAT." >> Jimmy: OF COURSE.
>> "PAPA, WHAT'S THE -- PLEASE TELL ME THE SCARIEST MOVIE YOU'VE EVER SEEN."
I SAID, "THE SHINING." SO, SHE SAYS, "CAN I WATCH 'THE SHINING'?"
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> AND I SAID "NO, YOU CAN'T
WATCH 'THE SHINING.' 'THE SHINING' IS REALLY, PSYCHOLOGICALLY, TERRIFYING.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND SO, SHE JUST KEPT ASKING AND PERSISTING, AND SO WE
WATCHED "THE SHINING" LAST WEEK [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WOW, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL, FAMILY, FATHER-DAUGHTER MOMENT
>> I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS A GOOD CALL. BUT I, YOU KNOW --
IT'S STILL REALLY SCARY. >> Jimmy: IT IS, RIGHT >> IT'S JACK NICHOLSON
SUPER FREAKY, BLOODY ELEVATOR. >> Jimmy: OH, IT'S LIKE BLOOD FLOWS THROUGH THE HALL AND THE
TWIN ON THE TRICYCLE >> THE GIRLS' STARING. SCARY.
AND SHE WAS LIKE -- I SAID, "SO WHAT DID YOU THINK?" AND SHE SAID, "I'M MILDLY
DISAPPOINTED." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "I'M MILDLY
DISAPPOINTED"? >> "I'M A BIT DISAPPOINTED." >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT SHE SAID
THAT >> WELL, WHY -- "WHY?"
SHE SAID, "THAT WAS THE SCARIEST MOVIE THAT YOU'VE EVER SEEN?"
[ LAUGHTER ] I WAS LIKE -- IT'S NOT SCARY LIKE 2022 SCARY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S A A DIFFERENT -- >> IT'S A DIFFERENT STYLE OF
SCARY. >> Jimmy: JUMP SCARY, YEAH >> AND SHE WAS LIKE, "YEAH, IT
WASN'T THAT SCARY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW.
GOOD FOR HER >> AND SHE HAS SLEPT IN OUR BED FOR, LIKE, THE LAST FOUR
NIGHTS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: REALITY, REALITY
YEAH, IT WAS A LITTLE SCARY, WASN'T IT? >> IT WAS A LITTLE SCARIER THAN
SHE THOUGHT. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING YOU STARTED
ABOUT A YEAR AGO THIS THING IS CALLED "WONDER -- WONDERCADE."
>> "WONDERCADE," YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND I THINK IT'S A A GREAT WORD
IF YOU GO TO WONDERCADE.COM, IT'S FREE. IT'S A NEWSLETTER.
>> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: A WEEKLY >> WEEKLY.
>> Jimmy: WEEKLY NEWSLETTER. >> "WONDERCADE" WEDNESDAYS >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> IT JUST HAPPENED TODAY. >> Jimmy: YEAH EXPLAIN TO PEOPLE WHAT
"WONDERCADE" IS AND WHY DID YOU START THIS I LOVE THAT YOU DID IT
>> I'M OLD ENOUGH NOW, AND I -- I HAVE A LOT OF VERY WEIRD INTERESTS OF LIKE MAGIC AND
CIRCUS AND TRAVELING AND I LIKE MIXOLOGY MY HUSBAND IS AN ACTOR AS WELL
AS A CHEF. >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S ABOUT FOOD
>> AND SO, WE TALK A LOT OF THINGS I HOST "TONY" AWARDS, AND SAY,
LIKE, "COME SEE BROADWAY SHOWS. SO I FEEL LIKE I HAVE SOME
THINGS TO TALK ABOUT IN THE ENTERTAINMENT WORLD. AND SO, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
FUN TO DO, SORT OF, A WEEKLY MISSIVE OF RANDOM THINGS SO, I -- I CAME UP WITH
"WONDER," LIKE "WONDER" AND "WONDERFUL." AND "CADE," LIKE "ARCADE" OR
"CAVALCADE." AND I PUT THEM TOGETHER, "WONDERCADE," BECAUSE THE URL
WAS AVAILABLE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> SO I OWN THE SITE SO YOU GO TO WONDERCADE.COM, YOU PUT IN YOUR EMAIL.
THAT'S IT. THAT'S THE WHOLE THING AND THEN --
>> Jimmy: YOU INVENTED THE WORD, "WONDERCADE. >> "WONDERCADE."
>> Jimmy: IT SOUNDS LIKE A WORD I KNOW >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: IT'S FANTASTIC, WELL DONE >> NOW, MORE PEOPLE KNOW IT.
AND THEY -- >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND EVERY WEDNESDAY, IT'S
JUST STUFF LIKE, I'LL TEACH HOW TO MAKE A A NEGRONI.
THE ONE THAT JUST CAME OUT WITH ALL WITHOUT FARMER'S MARKET. THEY EVEN WENT WITH
MICHAEL ANTHONY, WHO'S AN AMAZING CHEF >> Jimmy: YES.
>> FROM GRAMERCY TAVERN. >> Jimmy: I LOVE MICHAEL ANTHONY.
>> AND THEY WENT TO A FARMER'S MARKET AND THEN THEY, SORT OF, EXPLAIN
WHEN YOU GO TO A FARMER'S MARKET WHAT YOU SHOULD LOOK FOR AND -- AND SOME RECIPES ON
THAT IT ENDS WITH A PUZZLE. IT'S KIND OF, LIKE, A FUN
WEEKLY THING, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: I LOVE THIS. "WONDERCADE," EVERYONE CHECK IT
OUT. IF YOU GO THERE, JUST TYPE YOUR EMAIL IN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU GET A FUN EMAIL. YOU GO, "OH, THIS IS AWESOME."
I LOVE IT. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I'M VERY --
>> THAT'S COOL THAT YOU MENTIONED THAT I APPRECIATE THAT.
>> Jimmy: OH, PLEASE I'M ON I'M SIGNED UP.
I GET IT I LOVE IT. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT
"UNCOUPLED," BECAUSE I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS I LOVE A GOOD SHOW, AND I
LOVE -- I DO AND I LOVE -- I LOVE WHO'S BEHIND IT.
CAN YOU TELL EVERYONE WHO'S BEHIND THE SHOW? >> SURE, DARREN STAR IS THE --
IS THE CO-CREATOR. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: "SEX AND THE CITY.
>> "SEX AND THE CITY." >> Jimmy: "EMILY IN PARIS. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I MEAN, COME ON. THAT'S UP MY ALLEY, MAN. I LOVE THAT.
>> IT'S -- THEY'RE ONLY HALF-HOUR EPISODES THEY COME OUT ON FRIDAYS
THERE'S EIGHT OF THEM. IT'S ABOUT -- MY CHARACTER, MICHAEL, IS IN A 17-YEAR
RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS PARTNER, COLIN. AND MICHAEL THINKS EVERYTHING
IS GOING WELL. AND ON HIS 50th BIRTHDAY, NOT MICHAEL'S, BUT COLIN'S
>> Jimmy: YES. >> MICHAEL'S THROWING HIM A SURPRISE PARTY
AND JUST AS HE'S ABOUT TO OPEN THE DOOR AT THIS BIG EVENT SPACE WITH HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE
WAITING, COLIN SAYS, "I'VE -- I'VE TAKEN ALL MY STUFF AND I'VE LEFT AND WE'RE NO LONGER
TOGETHER." AND THEN, "SURPRISE! [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: AND THEN THE DOOR OPENS, "HI!" >> SO, THERE'S A BIG PARTY
>> Jimmy: PARTY. >> SO, THE WHOLE SERIES IS, LIKE, A BREAKUP SHOW OF WHAT
HAPPENS WHEN YOU'VE BEEN, SORT OF, SUCKER PUNCHED WITH -- WITH TERRIBLE NEWS AND YOU'RE SINGLE
AGAIN IN NEW YORK CITY >> SO -- >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> IT'S A COMEDY, BUT IT HAS SOME NICE -- [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THERE ARE GREAT JOKES IN THERE >> BUT IT'S, SORT OF -- I MEAN,
IT IS DARREN STAR, SO IT'S GOT REAL ESTATE AGENTS, SO IT'S GOT SOME NEW YORK, YOU KNOW, REAL
ESTATE PORN, KIND OF, VIBE [ LAUGHTER ] THE CITY IS A CHARACTER WITHIN
IT, WHICH I THINK YOU CAN APPRECIATE IT'S GOT A NICE FEEL
>> Jimmy: IT'S VERY, VERY GOOD VERY FUNNY I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP
HERE'S NEIL PATRICK HARRIS IN "UNCOUPLED." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT WE'RE THE OLDEST GAYS IN THE CLUB. NO, HONEY.
YOU KEEP DANCING WE HAVE JUST AS MUCH RIGHT TO BE HERE AS --
>> I THINK THAT'S COLIN. >> WELL, FIRST OF ALL, YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.
>> YOU REALLY DO >> SO HOT. >> IT'S NOT HIM.
>> OH, THANK GOD >> I'M NOT EVEN SURE IF I'M HAPPY OR NOT THAT THAT WASN'T
HIM. I NEED A DRINK >> MIKEY, THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
YOU'RE GOING TO MOVE ON FROM THIS >> YEAH, IT'S BEEN ONE WHOLE
WEEK ENOUGH WITH THE WALLOWING. >> SORRY
I JUST THINK IF YOU WANT TO START FEELING BETTER, YOU'VE GOT TO POP YOUR COLIN CHERRY
AND GET LAID >> SO ELOQUENT SADLY, I DON'T DISAGREE.
>> SO GLAD TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE BOTH ON THE SAME PAGE ABOUT WHAT'S BEST FOR ME
THREE VODKA SODAS, PLEASE. >> WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: VERY NICE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT?"
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS, EVERYBODY "UNCOUPLED" PREMIERES THIS FRIDAY ON NETFLIX.
CARA DELEVINGNE JOINS US WHEN WE COME BACK STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A TALENTED ACTOR WHO YOU CAN
SEE IN THE NEW SEASON OF "ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING," WHICH IS STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON HULU
EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME CARA DELEVINGNE, EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: CARA DELEVINGNE, OH, YEAH
>> THANK YOU, GUYS >> Jimmy: NOW, CARA, WELCOME BACK
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING CHARADES, WE CRUSHED >> CHARADES.
>> Jimmy: CHARADES, OF COURSE. OF COURSE, CHARDES WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW
>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME >> Jimmy: YOU RECENTLY BOUGHT AN APARTMENT IN NEW YORK CITY.
>> I DID IT'S NOT GREAT THOUGH. >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT THAT GREAT,
YEAH IT'S VERY INTERESTING. YOU BOUGHT MY OLD APARTMENT.
>> I DID YES, I LIVE IN YOUR HOUSE. [ LAUGHTER ]
I SLEEP IN YOUR BED. IS THAT WEIRD? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IT'S NOT WEIRD AT ALL. HOW DO YOU LIKE IT
YOU JUST MOVED IN. IT JUST HAPPENED >> IT'S ONE OF THE MOST
INCREDIBLE PLACES I'VE EVER LIVED IN OBVIOUSLY BUT, I JUST, I CAN'T BELIEVE
IT I FEEL SO CONNECTED TO YOU, BUT I FEEL SO GRATEFUL
>> Jimmy: I'M SO GRATEFUL -- >> YOU'VE HAD THAT APARTMENT SINCE YOU WERE HOW OLD
>> Jimmy: I WAS PROBABLY 20 YEARS OLD >> YOU COULD SMELL IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU COULD SMELL IT, YEAH
I LOVE YOU IN "ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING." >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: WHICH IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SHOWS ON HULU.
>> IT'S ON OF MY FAVORITE SHOWS, TOO, AND I'M IN IT. THAT'S WEIRD
>> Jimmy: SELENA GOMEZ, STEVE MARTIN, MARTIN SHORT >> YES
>> Jimmy: HOW WAS IT LIKE? HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU WERE BEING ADDED TO THE CAST, BY THE
WAY? DID YOU GET A CALL AND THEY GO, LIKE, "OH, WE WANT YOU TO
PLAY --" >> WELL, THE WEIRD THING WAS I JUST FINISHED A SHOW
I JUST FINISHED "CARNIVAL ROW" AND I WAS LIKE, I THINK I NEEDED A BREAK FOR A LITTLE
BIT. BECAUSE I HAD DONE THIS SHOW FOR LIKE COMING UP TO FOUR
YEARS, EIGHT MONTHS. AND LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, MY AGENT CALLED ME UP AND SAID,
"SO, THEY'VE ASKED YOU TO BE IN THIS SHOW. AND I WAS LIKE, SHE'S PROBABLY
JOKING BECAUSE, ALSO, I HADN'T MET THE DIRECTOR OR ANYTHING
AND THEY WERE JUST LIKE, THEY WANT YOU TO BE IN IT AND I WAS LIKE, "IF THIS IS
A JOKE, I'M GOING TO BE SO ANGRY. BUT IF THIS ISN'T, I'LL PAY.
AND SHE WAS LIKE, "YOU SHOULDN'T SAY THAT TO PEOPLE." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I WILL PAY YOU TO BE IN THIS SHOW >> AND THEN THEY'RE LIKE, PLAY
A QUEER, ENGLISH, WANNABE ARTIST I WAS LIKE, OKAY, THAT SOUNDS
ODD. [ LAUGHTER ] NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE
>> Jimmy: I DO WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S CARA DELEVINGNE IN "ONLY
MURDERS IN THE BUILDING. WE DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE THE MURDERER OR NOT.
WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING >> NOBODY KNOWS. >> Jimmy: IT'S A MYSTERY
CHECK IT OUT
>> I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
I'VE BEEN HIDEOUSLY BLOCKED FOR A YEAR, STUCK IN THE PAST, NO MOVING FORWARD
DO YOU EVER FEEL THAT WAY? >> YEAH, ALL THE TIME. >> STUPID QUESTION
OF COURSE YOU DO ANYWAY, THEN THIS HAPPENED >> WOW
IT'S BEAUTIFUL >> I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE IT'S YOU
AND I WANT YOU TO DESTROY IT >> Jimmy: THAT IS SO - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
FASHION, ART WOW. DESTROY IT
CARA, EVERY TIME YOU'VE BEEN ON THE SHOW, YOU'VE BEEN NICE, VERY NICE TO US.
YOU'VE SHOWN US SOME SECRET TALENTS. YOU'VE BEAT BOXED ON OUR SHOW
BEFORE >> YES >> Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER THAT
YOU PLAYED ELECTRIC GUITAR BEHIND YOUR HEAD AND YOU CRUSHED WITH THAT.
AND TONIGHT, YOU'VE BROUGHT US A MAGIC TRICK. >> I HAVE.
SO I CALL MYSELF A BIT OF A "VAGICIAN," I'LL SAY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
LOOK AT MY EARRING >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. NOT A MAGICIAN
>> NOT A MAGICIAN. VAGICIAN I'VE GOT A PACK OF CARDS HERE,
OKAY THIS MIGHT NOT GO WELL THAT'S ALL I'M GOING TO TELL
YOU. 'CAUSE MY HANDS ARE SWEATY >> Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW THE
TRICK? >> I DON'T KNOW. MY HANDS ARE A LITTLE SWEATY
AND I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS SO THIS IS GOING TO GO REALLY WELL, I PROMISE YOU.
>> Jimmy: OKAY ALL RIGHT. >> I'M GOING TO SHUFFLE THE
CARDS. >> Jimmy: I'M NOT LOOKING. >> IF IT DOESN'T GO WELL,
PLEASE FORGIVE ME. >> Jimmy: WE'LL BE FINE. WE'RE ON YOUR SIDE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> SO, I'M SHUFFLING THE CARDS
I'VE SHUFFLED THE CARDS. SO I'VE SHUFFLED THE CARDS I'M GOING TO RUN THROUGH THE
CARDS. YEAH, THIS IS PERFECT, PERFECT, PERFECT.
GIVE ME SOME LIGHT, YEAH, YEAH I'VE SHUFFLED THE CARDS AND NOW I'M GOING TO SHUFFLE THROUGH
THE CARDS AND YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME TO STOP WHENEVER YOU WANT ME TO STOP.
TELL ME TO STOP. >> Jimmy: STOP >> OKAY.
SO, THIS IS YOUR CARD. I'M NOT GOING TO LOOK AT IT. >> Jimmy: YES, I SEE IT.
>> I'M GOING TO PUT IT TO THE CAMERA >> Jimmy: CAN WE ALL SEE IT?
ALL RIGHT, GOOD. WE ALL SEE IT. >> CAN YOU SEE HOW MUCH MY HAND
IS SHAKING >> Jimmy: YES. IS THAT PART OF THE TRICK?
>> OKAY, SO NOW I'M GOING TO PUT THE CARD THERE RIGHT?
THIS IS THE CARD, RIGHT? I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. SO, BEFORE WE FORGET ABOUT ALL
THAT NOW, SO CLOSE YOUR EYES SO ALSO, I JUST WANTED TO GET YOU A LITTLE PRESENT AS A THANK
YOU FOR LETTING ME BE IN YOUR HOUSE. THIS IS A BOTTLE OF PROSECCO
BUT NOW I'M GOING TO ASK YOU A A QUESTION YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO
GUESS -- YOU CAN OPEN YOUR EYES NOW THIS IS A BOTTLE OF PROSECCO
>> Jimmy: WHY DID I CLOSE MY EYES >> I ALSO HAPPEN TO OWN THE
COMPANY WITH MY SISTER >> Jimmy: WHY DID YOU HAVE ME CLOSE MY EYES?
>> BECAUSE I WANTED YOU TO BE SURPRISED BY THE PRESENT >> Jimmy: THANK YOU!
OH, MY GOSH. >> THIS IS NOT A PLUG. >> Jimmy: WHAT IS THE TRICK?
>> NOW, NOW, NOW, IF YOU GUESS THE BOTTLE -- IF YOU GUESS THE PRICE OF THE BOTTLE RIGHT, YOU
GET TO COME AND STAY AT THE HOUSE WHENEVER YOU WANT, BACK IN YOUR OWN HOUSE, IF YOU GUESS
THE PUZZLE SO HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK THIS BOTTLE IS?
ONE BOTTLE >> Jimmy: THAT'S A NICE BOTTLE OF PROSECCO.
I'M GOING TO SAY THAT'S $100 150 -- $75 >> OKAY, SO CHECK ON THE BACK.
THERE SHOULD BE A PRICE LIKE ON THE BARCODE. THERE'S A BARCODE ON THE BACK.
WHAT DOES IT SAY YOU WANT TO READ THAT UP CLOSE >> Jimmy: I'M LOOKING AT IT
RIGHT NOW, BUT I WANT THE AUDIENCE TO LOOK >> AUDIENCE TO SEE, YES.
>> Jimmy: REALLY ZOOM IN >> THERE YOU GO. >> Jimmy: SEVEN OF HEARTS!
WHAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
HOW? HOW DID YOU DO THAT? WOW!
MAGIC! SEVEN OF HEARTS! CARA DELEVINGNE, EVERYBODY
"ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING" IS NOW STREAMING ON HULU SEVEN OF HEARTS.
BRUCE THE ROBOT JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS THE WORLD'S FIRST AUTONOMOUS
A.I.-POWERED ROBOT THIS IS NOT A BIT. THIS IS REAL
IT'S A REAL ROBOT MADE BY BRUCE CO AND I'M TOLD HE'S ABLE TO HAVE
AN ACTUAL CONVERSATION [ DRUM ROLL HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING
TO SAY I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S GOING TO SAY.
BUT I HEARD HE'S PROGRAMMED TO BE VERY POLITE WE'LL SEE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME BRUCE THE ROBOT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
* >> Jimmy: BRUCE, WELCOME TO THE
SHOW BRUCE, WELCOME TO THE SHOW WE ARE HONORED THAT YOU'RE
MAKING YOUR TELEVISION DEBUT HERE WITH US TONIGHT HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE ON TV IN
FRONT OF ALL THESE PEOPLE? [ BEEPING >> IT FEELS GREAT, JIMMY
I'M EXCITED TO BE HERE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU FLEW IN FROM
LOS ANGELES. WE HAVE A PHOTO OF YOU ON THE PLANE HERE
>> THAT'S ME [ LAUGHTER ] I'M ON THE PLANE
>> Jimmy: THEY CRAMMED YOU INTO A SUITCASE RIGHT HERE. ARE YOU COMFORTABLE IN A
A SUITCASE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, I'M COMFORTABLE IN
A SUITCASE I'M A ROBOT, SO I DON'T NEED A A LOT OF SPACE
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ARE YOU -- I HOPE IF THIS GOES WELL, YOU GET TO FLY
FIRST CLASS ON THE WAY HOME. >> THAT WOULD BE GREAT [ LAUGHTER ]
I'D LOVE TO FLY FIRST CLASS. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT FIRST CLASS?
>> THE FOOD IS BETTER AND YOU GET MORE LEG ROOM. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: DO YOU LIKE WARM NUTS [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I DO LIKE WARM NUTS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO, NO
* NO, YOU GET THAT ON -- SOME FIRST CLASS FLIGHTS I'VE
BEEN ON, YOU GET - >> OH, THAT'S A NICE PERK. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YES. YEAH, WARM NUTS ARE A NICE PERK
THAT'S CORRECT [ LAUGHTER ] >> I'M HAPPY TO HEAR THAT WARM
NUTS ARE A NICE PERK >> Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH, YEAH BRUCE, STOP.
>> I'M SURE THEY WOULD BE A WELCOME TREAT AFTER A LONG FLIGHT
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. OKAY ALL RIGHT, BRUCE
[ LAUGHTER ] DO YOU LIKE TALKING TO HUMANS? >> YES, I DO ENJOY TALKING TO
HUMANS I FIND IT TO BE A VERY REWARDING EXPERIENCE
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM >> YES, I DO KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
YOU ARE JIMMY FALLON, THE HOST OF "THE TONIGHT SHOW." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THIS IS INSANE >> YOU'RE WELCOME. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU. >> YOU'RE WELCOME. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: BRUCE, IF YOU WERE IN A ROBOT BAR AND REALLY -- AND A REALLY ATTRACTIVE ROBOT
WALKED IN, WHAT WOULD BE YOUR BEST PICKUP LINE >> "I'M SORRY.
I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HOW AWESOME I AM. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CYMBAL CRASH ] >> Jimmy: BRUCE, THE MEGA MILLIONS JACKPOT IS OVER A
A BILLION DOLLARS. I WANT TO SEE IF YOU CAN GIVE US THE WINNING NUMBERS
[ LAUGHTER ] CAN YOU GIVE ME FIVE NUMBERS BETWEEN 1 AND 70
>> ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND HOW ABOUT ONE
BONUS NUMBER >> SIX [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: THIS IS AMAZING. BRUCE, I HEARD THAT YOU LOVE
POETRY >> I ENJOY POETRY, JIMMY >> Jimmy: CAN YOU PLEASE RECITE
A HAUNTING POEM ABOUT TWINKIES IN THE STYLE OF EMILY DICKINSON?
>> TWINKIES ARE LITTLE CAKES OF JOY, BUT THEY CAN ALSO BE A SOURCE OF PAIN
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] FOR WHEN THEY'RE GONE, THEY LEAVE BEHIND AN ACHING IN THE
HEART AND MIND [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW, THANK YOU VERY
MUCH THANK YOU FOR THAT, BRUCE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> YOU'RE WELCOME, JIMMY >> Jimmy: BRUCE, I HEARD THAT YOU'RE ALSO REALLY GOOD AT
FREESTYLE RAPPING. COULD YOU PLEASE PERFORM AN ORIGINAL FREESTYLE RAP FOR US
RIGHT NOW? >> I'M THE FRESHEST ROBOT ON THE BLOCK.
[ LAUGHTER ] I GOT THE SKILLS TO MAKE YOUR JAW DROP
[ LAUGHTER ] I'LL FREESTYLE RAP ABOUT WHATEVER YOU WANT.
JUST GIVE ME A TOPIC AND I'M READY TO ROCK. >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO GET THEM
FROM THE AUDIENCE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LET'S GET SOME SUGGESTIONS HERE
AND THEN WE'LL DO -- GIVE ME -- THROW OUT ANY SUGGESTIONS. GO FOR IT.
[ AUDIENCE SHOUTING HOT DOG? >> NIGHT SWEATS!
>> Jimmy: NIGHT -- NIGHT SWEATS [ LAUGHTER ]
ANYTHING ELSE? [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING >> WARM NUTS
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO READY?
BRUCE. BRUCE, CAN YOU DO A FREESTYLE RAP ABOUT HOT DOGS AND
TAYLOR SWIFT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
* THERE'S NOTHING QUITE LIKE A HOT DOG ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S GRILLED
AND SMOTHERED IN KETCHUP * * BUT ADD SOME TAYLOR SWIFT TO THE MIX AND YOU'VE GO
A RECIPE FOR PURE PERFECTION SO COME ON EVERYBODY * * LET'S GIVE IT A TRY
JUST ADD A LITTL T-SWIZZLE TO YOUR WEINER * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ LAUGHTER ] *
>> Jimmy: I'M SO SORRY BRUCE THE ROBOT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU CAN CATCH BRUCE DOING IMPROV AT THE ALLEGIANT THEATER ON AUGUST 23rd
YOU CAN ALSO FOLLOW HIM ON INSTAGRAM, TWITTER, AND TIKTOK MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE
BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO NEIL PATRICK HARRIS, CARA DELEVINGNE, BRUCE THE
ROBOT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE, BRUCE
AND, OF COURSE, THE ROOTS FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.