1 00:00:09,142 --> 00:00:12,612 * >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN 2 00:00:12,612 --> 00:00:15,281 ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING 3 00:00:15,281 --> 00:00:22,889 JIMMY FALLON." TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - 4 00:00:22,889 --> 00:00:29,329 MARK WAHLBERG, BILLY PORTER MUSICAL GUEST AJR, 5 00:00:29,329 --> 00:00:36,002 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1690 6 00:00:36,002 --> 00:00:41,641 >> Questlove: 1690 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:49,883 * 8 00:00:49,883 --> 00:01:04,631 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH 9 00:01:04,631 --> 00:01:07,834 PLEASE WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 10 00:01:07,834 --> 00:01:12,172 "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYONE YOU'RE HERE. SO YOU MADE IT 11 00:01:12,172 --> 00:01:14,240 THANK YOU. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 12 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:18,845 I APPRECIATE IT. WELL, GUYS, SOME BIG BUSINESS NEWS 13 00:01:18,845 --> 00:01:22,682 TODAY, JETBLUE ANNOUNCED THEY REACHED A DEAL TO BUY SPIRIT AIRLINE. 14 00:01:22,682 --> 00:01:27,921 >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: YES. JETBLUE AND SPIRIT 15 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:31,424 IT'S THE PERFECT MARRIAGE BETWEEN BROKEN TVs AND BROKEN PLANES 16 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:34,260 IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S -- THAT'S RIGHT 17 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:40,100 SPIRIT AGREED TO A DEAL WITH JETBLUE AND CANCELLED THEIR MERGER WITH FRONTIER AIRLINES. 18 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,769 TODAY, FRONTIER WAS LIKE, "WELL, IT'S SPIRIT, HOW DID WE NOT SEE THIS CANCELLATION 19 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:48,108 COMING?" [ LAUGHTER ] SOME NEWS FROM WASHINGTON, 20 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:49,776 PRESIDENT BIDEN IS CELEBRATING A HUGE WIN AFTER SENATOR JOE MANCHIN SUDDENLY AGREED TO 21 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:57,884 SUPPORT HIS CLIMATE AND ECONOMIC BILL, MEANING IT WILL NOW MOST LIKELY PASS 22 00:01:57,884 --> 00:02:05,091 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS IS -- THIS IS A HUGE VICTORY FOR BIDEN. 23 00:02:05,091 --> 00:02:08,128 IN FACT, RIGHT AFTER THE ANNOUNCEMENT, HIS APPROVAL RATING SKYROCKETED TO 11%. 24 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:14,067 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: SWITCHING GEARS. 25 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:16,136 APPARENTLY, THIS YEAR, HERSHEY DOESN'T THINK THEY'RE GOING TO BE ABLE TO MEET THE DEMAND FOR 26 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:20,273 HALLOWEEN. [ AUDIENCE OOHS ON A RELATED STORY, BIDEN'S 27 00:02:20,273 --> 00:02:24,878 APPROVAL RATING JUST FELL BACK UNDER 10 [ LAUGHTER ] 28 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:26,613 DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? IN AN EFFORT TO BE MORE ECO-FRIENDLY, COCA-COLA 29 00:02:26,613 --> 00:02:32,185 ANNOUNCED THAT SPRITE WILL NO LONGER BE SOLD IN GREEN BOTTLES. 30 00:02:32,185 --> 00:02:35,355 MOST AMERICANS HEARD AND WERE LIKE, "DAMN, THAT'S THE ONLY GREEN THING IN MY DIET." 31 00:02:35,355 --> 00:02:42,262 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT EVERYONE HAD THE SAME REACTION 32 00:02:42,262 --> 00:02:45,098 THEY'RE LIKE, "MAKE THE BOTTLE WHATEVER COLOR YOU WANT. IT'S ALL GOING TO BE FILLED 33 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:51,338 WITH VODKA ANYWAY, RIGHT?" [ LAUGHTER ] HEY. 34 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:55,709 >> Steve: MAKE A NOISE FILL IT UP >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 35 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:58,978 SPRITE'S GETTING RID OF THE GREEN BOTTLES 'CAUSE THEY'RE NOT ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY 36 00:02:58,978 --> 00:03:02,215 I GUESS THIS THAT EXPLAINS THIS NEW AD I SAW WATCH THIS 37 00:03:03,650 --> 00:03:08,388 TO ANNOUNCE OUR NEW ALL NATURAL COMPLETELY WASTE FREE BOTTLE KEVIN'S HANDS. 38 00:03:08,388 --> 00:03:12,559 YUP, NO BOTTLE, NO CAN JUST KEVIN FIND IT AND LAP IT UP OUT OF 39 00:03:12,559 --> 00:03:16,896 HIS HANDS LIKE A DOG THAT'S HOW IT WORKS NOW. HEALTH ADE KOMBUCHA. 40 00:03:16,896 --> 00:03:25,205 IT'S IN KEVIN FANS NOW * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 41 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:27,273 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: WELL, GET THIS, A NEW 42 00:03:27,273 --> 00:03:29,676 VIRAL TIKTOK TREND PEOPLE ARE DROPPING JALAPENOS IN THEIR WINE AND CALLING IT 43 00:03:29,676 --> 00:03:33,413 SPICY ROSE >> Tariq: COME ON. PLEASE 44 00:03:33,413 --> 00:03:38,985 THAT'S NOT A NEW VIRAL TREND I'VE BEEN DRINKING SPICY ROSE FOR YEARS. 45 00:03:38,985 --> 00:03:41,921 >> Jimmy: REALLY >> Tariq: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH BUT I LIKE MINE EXTRA SPICY. 46 00:03:41,921 --> 00:03:49,162 HERE LET ME SHOW YOU HOW I DO IT. FIRST, YOU TAKE ANY GLASS OF 47 00:03:49,162 --> 00:03:55,702 ROSE, ANY OLD GLASS OF ROSE. THEN YOU SIMPLY ADD A FEW SQUIRTS OF FRANK'S RED HOT 48 00:03:55,702 --> 00:03:58,538 >> Jimmy: OH, MAN. >> Tariq: A LITTLE BIT [ AUDIENCE OOHS 49 00:03:58,538 --> 00:04:00,306 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW >> Tariq: JUST A LITTLE BIT. 50 00:04:00,306 --> 00:04:02,275 JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING. THEN YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE A LITTLE BIT OF TABASCO, RIGHT 51 00:04:02,275 --> 00:04:05,045 >> Jimmy: YEP. >> Tariq: TABASCO SAUCE. JUST A LITTLE BIT. 52 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:07,947 SOMETHING LIGHT. THEN YOU NEED A LITTLE SRIRACHA 53 00:04:07,947 --> 00:04:10,050 RIGHT? YOU'VE GOT TO REALLY HIT IT WITH THAT SRIRACHA 54 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:13,420 [ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 55 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,822 >> Tariq: A LITTLE BIT OF SRIRACHA RIGHT? 56 00:04:15,822 --> 00:04:18,658 A FEW RED PEPPER FLAKES, RIGHT, FOR THE RIM. >> Jimmy: YEAH 57 00:04:18,658 --> 00:04:22,595 >> Tariq: THEN YOU GARNISH IT WITH A CAROLINA REAPER VOILA. 58 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:25,865 [ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Jimmy: WOW. AND YOU DRINK THAT 59 00:04:25,865 --> 00:04:32,872 >> Tariq: HELL YEAH. CHEERS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 60 00:04:32,872 --> 00:04:41,514 >> Jimmy: HOW DOES IT -- HOW DOES IT TASTE? * I WILL REMEMBER YOU * 61 00:04:41,514 --> 00:04:49,255 * WILL YOU REMEMBER ME * [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: OH, MY GOSH. 62 00:04:49,255 --> 00:04:51,558 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A SHAME >> Steve: HE LOVED HIS SPICY ROSE 63 00:04:51,558 --> 00:04:54,861 >> Jimmy: SPICY PERSONALITY. >> Steve: VERY SPICY >> Jimmy: YEAH, MOVING ON. 64 00:04:54,861 --> 00:05:03,169 [ LAUGHTER ] MY FAVORITE -- >> Steve: HE DRANK IT AGAIN. 65 00:05:03,169 --> 00:05:05,038 >> Jimmy: NO, MY FAVORITE IS QUESTLOVE CAN'T LAUGH BECAUSE HE'S GOT NOVOCAIN ON THE SIDE 66 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:09,509 OF HIS FACE. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE 67 00:05:09,509 --> 00:05:13,546 EVER SEEN. HEY, THIS IS FUN TODAY IS NATIONAL WATER PARK 68 00:05:13,546 --> 00:05:17,350 DAY. >> Steve: HEY! >> Jimmy: YEAH 69 00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:20,887 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT WATER PARKS OUT THERE, I JUST SAW 70 00:05:20,887 --> 00:05:24,891 THIS INTERESTING PROMO THAT CELEBRATE THEM TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 71 00:05:26,192 --> 00:05:32,766 DAY. A DAY THAT HONORS OUR WATER PARKS, LIKE BLIZZARD BEACH, 72 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:34,601 HURRICANE HARBOR, SPLASHING SAFARI, BACTERIA BAY, RASH RAPIDS, E. COLI CREEK, FLOATING 73 00:05:34,601 --> 00:05:36,169 BAND AID BAYOU, COVID COVE, DIPPIN DIARRHEA, AND HEPATITIS C, NATIONAL WATER 74 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:51,685 PARK DAY SPONSORED BY PENICILLIN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 75 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:54,154 >> Jimmy: WELL, EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT THIS IN JUST A FEW MINUTES, BEYONCE 76 00:05:54,154 --> 00:06:02,829 IS RELEASING HER NEW ALBUM "RENAISSANCE." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 77 00:06:02,829 --> 00:06:04,597 WHICH MEANS TOMORROW, ALL BANKS AND GOVERNMENT BUILDINGS WILL BE CLOSED. 78 00:06:04,597 --> 00:06:07,434 YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF BEYONCE'S NEW 79 00:06:07,434 --> 00:06:09,302 ALBUM, IT WAS ACTUALLY LEAKED YESTERDAY IN HER FANBASE, THE BEYHIVE IS PRETTY UPSET ABOUT 80 00:06:09,302 --> 00:06:15,408 IT >> Steve: YES WE ARE SO RUDE. 81 00:06:15,408 --> 00:06:18,311 IT REALLY MADE MY BLOOD BOIL [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU'RE IN THE 82 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:23,717 BEYHIVE? >> Steve: REMEMBER SINCE SASHA FIERCE 83 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:26,686 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YOU DON'T EXPECT ME TO LOVE MUSIC OR APPRECIATE A QUEEN 84 00:06:26,686 --> 00:06:32,592 WEARING HER CROWN? [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: NO, I JUST DIDN'T 85 00:06:32,592 --> 00:06:47,073 KNOW THAT WE WERE BOTH MEMBERS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, THIS IS COOL 86 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:51,077 MTV HAS ADDED A CATEGORY FOR "BEST METAVERSE PERFORMANCE" TO THE VMAs 87 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:53,913 BEST METAVERSE PERFORMANCE THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT PERFORMERS IN THE METAVERSE 88 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:57,617 THIS YEAR. SO THERE'S GONNA BE SOME COMPETITION. 89 00:06:57,617 --> 00:07:00,353 CHECK OUT THIS CONCERT POST MALONE DID IN THE METAVERSE. 90 00:07:00,353 --> 00:07:01,388 POST MALONE DID IN THE METAVERSE. >> Steve: OH 91 00:07:04,657 --> 00:07:07,594 >> HELLO I AM GOING TO DO SINGING WITH 92 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:11,598 SONG NOW ACTIVATE MUSIC * 93 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:16,036 LET'S HAVE FUN TIME TONIGHT. BABY YOU ARE MY WIFE HELLO. 94 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:22,409 [ QUACK THANK YOU. I DID THE MUSIC. 95 00:07:22,409 --> 00:07:31,051 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HEY, I HEARD ABOUT A A MAN IN FLORIDA WHO WAS 96 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:35,422 ARRESTED FOR A DUI AT WALMART AFTER HE CRASHED A MOTORIZED SCOOTER INTO THE SHELVES 97 00:07:35,422 --> 00:07:40,460 [ LAUGHTER ] WAIT A SECOND, WALMART, DRUNK, SCOOTER CRASH, ARRESTED -- 98 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:43,096 BINGO! I GOT FLORIDA BINGO! I GOT IT, YEAH 99 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:51,237 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, FANCY FEAST IS OPENING UP A POP-UP RESTAURANT 100 00:07:51,237 --> 00:07:58,978 IN NEW YORK CITY THAT WILL SERVE CAT FOOD INSPIRED DISHES WHEN YOU SIT DOWN, THE WAITER 101 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:02,882 IS LIKE, "SPARKLING, STILL, OR FROM THE TOILET? [ LAUGHTER ] 102 00:08:02,882 --> 00:08:05,919 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, EVERYONE MARK WAHLBERG IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 103 00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:10,724 MARK WAHLBERG. THE VERY TALENTED BILLY PORTER IS ON THE SHOW 104 00:08:10,724 --> 00:08:16,429 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM AJR TONIGHT! 105 00:08:16,429 --> 00:08:19,933 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LET'S GO RIGHT SOME THANK YOU NOTES. 106 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:22,635 NOTES. COME ON OVER LET'S GO 107 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:26,139 * 108 00:08:26,139 --> 00:08:31,611 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: GUYS, IT'S THE END OF 109 00:08:31,611 --> 00:08:35,048 THE WEEK THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP ON SOME PERSONAL STUFF 110 00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:37,851 YOU KNOW, I CHECK MY INBOX, I RETURN SOME EMAILS, AND OF COURSE I SEND OUT THANK YOU 111 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:43,089 NOTES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND I WAS RUNNING A BIT BEHIND 112 00:08:43,089 --> 00:08:44,791 SO I THOUGHT IF YOU GUYS WOULDN'T MIND, I WOULD WRITE OUT MY WEEKLY THANK YOU NOTES 113 00:08:44,791 --> 00:08:48,128 RIGHT NOW. IS THAT COOL WITH YOU GUYS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 114 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:51,064 APPRECIATE IT. JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE 115 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:56,636 * HE'S IN A GOOD MOOD. >> Steve: WOW. 116 00:08:56,636 --> 00:09:02,809 HE BLINKED * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, CHIPOTLE, 117 00:09:02,809 --> 00:09:08,114 FOR RAISING PRICES BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT TO MAKE MONEY, LOWER YOUR PRICES AND 118 00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:12,719 START CHARGING FOR THE BATHROOM [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 119 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:18,024 >> Steve: NICE CHARGING * 120 00:09:18,024 --> 00:09:19,793 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, MIKE PENCE'S NEW BOOK, "SO HELP ME GOD," FOR SOUNDING LESS LIKE 121 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:21,661 THE TITLE OF A MEMOIR AND WHAT MORE LIKE WHAT YOUR DAD SCREAMS EIGHT MINUTES INTO EVERY FAMILY 122 00:09:21,661 --> 00:09:37,310 ROAD TRIP. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 123 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:39,079 THANK YOU, CLIMBING ONTO AN INFLATABLE POOL FLOAT, FOR BASICALLY BEING AN AQUATIC 124 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:53,727 SOBRIETY TEST. [ APPLAUSE ] * 125 00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:58,298 THANK YOU, BEYONCE'S NEW ALBUM RELEASE. [ CHEERS ] 126 00:09:58,298 --> 00:10:00,367 I'M EXCITED, BUT IS IT OKAY TO RELEASE SOMETHING THIS FIRE DURING A HEAT WAVE 127 00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:14,714 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: FIRE BEYHIVE. 128 00:10:14,714 --> 00:10:20,120 >> Steve: OH, BEHAVE * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, WATCHING 129 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:24,657 MOVIES IN THE PARK, FOR BEING THE BEST WAY NOT TO HEAR A FILM AND HURT YOUR BACK 130 00:10:24,657 --> 00:10:33,500 [ APPLAUSE ] * THANK YOU, GUYS WHO WEAR 131 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:35,235 T-SHIRTS IN THE POOL FOR BASICALLY SAYING, "I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO SEE MY BODY, SO 132 00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:42,575 INSTEAD I VACUUM SEALED MY TORSO UNDER ONE MILLIMETER OF WET TRANSLUCENT FABRIC." 133 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:50,984 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE EVERY CURVE. >> Steve: VACUUM SEALED. 134 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:58,091 YEAH * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, GREAT 135 00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:02,128 DANES, FOR LETTING EVERYONE KNOW YOU HAVE A BIG APARTMENT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 136 00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:05,532 WE GET IT. WE GET IT. THE DOG IS -- YEAH 137 00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:07,267 WE GET IT. YOU HAVE A LOT OF SPACE FOR THE DOG. 138 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:14,674 * THANK YOU, BILLION DOLLAR MEGAMILLIONS JACKPOT FOR MAKING 139 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:18,211 EVERYONE JUST A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS SOMEBODY THEY HATE WILL WIN. 140 00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:21,548 THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY THOSE ARE OUR THANK YOU NOTES. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 141 00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:26,186 MARK WAHLBERG. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 142 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:42,268 * >> Jimmy: I'M DRIFTING >> OH MY GOD 143 00:11:42,268 --> 00:11:45,538 I HAVEN'T HIT THE CUP YET. >> Jimmy: I'M THROWING TWO AT A TIME NOW 144 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:50,844 * I GOT ONE. >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN 145 00:11:50,844 --> 00:12:01,287 * I GOT ONE. >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN 146 00:12:01,287 --> 00:12:06,559 OSCAR-NOMINATED ACTOR STARING ALONGSIDE KEVIN HART IN THE NEW COMEDY FILM "ME TIME," WHICH 147 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:10,764 PREMIERS AUGUST 26th ON NETFLIX. PLEASE WELCOME MARK WAHLBERG 148 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:26,212 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT 149 00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:31,151 MARK MARK WAHLBERG! >> HELLO, SIR. 150 00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:34,754 >> Jimmy: WELCOME. >> HOW ARE YOU, BUD? >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE 151 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,389 SHOW THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON, BUD. 152 00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:39,092 >> NICE TO SEE YOU THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. >> Jimmy: I MISSED YOU 153 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,728 THE LAST COUPLE TIMES WE TALKED WAS THROUGH ZOOM >> YEAH, WHICH IS CRAZY. 154 00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:43,596 >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND NOW WE'RE HERE THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE IN 155 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,899 PERSON HOW ARE YOU? HOW'S THE FAMILY 156 00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:47,867 >> I'M GOOD. EVERYBODY'S GOOD KIDS ARE GOOD. 157 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:51,805 THEY'RE ALL ALMOST GROWN YOU KNOW, WE'RE ABOUT TO HAVE OUR OWN LITTLE EMPTY NEST. 158 00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:54,908 YEAH >> Jimmy: YOU ARE, REALLY? >> WELL, NOT, YET BUT LIKE MY 159 00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:59,446 YOUNGEST IS 12 >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT SOME TIME >> IT'S RIGHT AROUND THE 160 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,648 CORNER [ LAUGHTER ] IT GOES BY FAST. 161 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,817 >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOT YEARS YOU GOT YEARS YET. >> SHE'S ALREADY TRAVELING THE 162 00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:06,653 WORLD JUMPING HORSES AND DOING HER THING. >> Jimmy: YOU SENT ME A PHOTO. 163 00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:09,956 HERE, LOOK AT THIS HOW GORGEOUS HOW CUTE IS THAT 164 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:13,893 [AUDIENCE AWs >> OF COURSE, SHE PICKED THE MOST EXPENSIVE SPORT POSSIBLE 165 00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:16,896 BUT -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DID YOU TRY TO TALK 166 00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:18,798 HER OUT OF IT OR ANYTHING? >> NO. SHE LOVES IT 167 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,301 AND SHE TAKES SO MUCH PRIDE IN THE LITTLE STUFF SHE'S AT THE BARN EVERYDAY 168 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:25,905 SHOVELING POOP SHE'S UP BEFORE ME >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS SHOT. 169 00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:29,476 THIS IS GREAT. LOOK AT THIS >> IF YOU NOTICE, SHE'S LOOKING 170 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,711 AT THE PHOTOGRAPHER. SHE'S NOT LOOKING WHERE SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE JUMPING 171 00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:34,881 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SHE KNOWS. SHE'S LIKE "INSTA, INSTA," 172 00:13:34,881 --> 00:13:38,151 YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] AND HOW ARE THE BOYS 173 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:43,723 >> BOYS ARE GOOD I GOT THEM PLAYING GOLF. >> Jimmy: THAT'S AMAZING 174 00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:46,793 >> AND NOW, MY WIFE CAN'T TELL ME I CAN'T GO PLAY [ LAUGHTER ] 175 00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:49,195 I JUST SAY I'M JUST GOING WITH THE KIDS >> Jimmy: IT'S DADDY-SON TIME. 176 00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:52,365 IT'S A BOYS TRIP >> WE JUST WENT TO ENGLAND AND IRELAND AND PLAYED AND HUNG 177 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:56,302 OUT. >> Jimmy: THAT MUST BE AMAZING >> NO, I DIDN'T GIVE THEM ANY 178 00:13:56,302 --> 00:13:59,172 GUINNESS THEY'RE 16 AND 14. >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T ASK THAT 179 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:04,511 QUESTION AT ALL. [ LAUGHTER ] >> 16 AND 13, ALMOST 14. 180 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:07,681 >> Jimmy: I'M SURE, 16, YEAH ARE THEY GOOD AT GOLF? ARE THEY LIKE THEIR DAD? 181 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:12,485 >> THEY'RE BETTER THAN ME. THEY STARTED YOUNG, SO THEY WERE SMART, YOU KNOW 182 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,454 THEY LIKE, WELL, ACTUALLY THEY STARTED ON PUNISHMENT SO THEY COULD ONLY PLAY GOLF, WHICH WAS 183 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:17,824 GOOD AND THEN THEY ACTUALLY STARTED TO LIKE IT 184 00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:20,193 SO NOW THEY'RE CONTINUING TO PLAY >> Jimmy: YEAH, I THINK THAT'S 185 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,328 THE WAY TO DO IT WHY NOT, YEAH. >> PUT THEM ON LOCKDOWN AND 186 00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:28,268 GIVE THEM A CLUB [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I SAW A PHOTO, YOU 187 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:31,404 AND JAMES CAAN TOGETHER HERE AT A GOLF TOURNAMENT. HE JUST PASSED AWAY. 188 00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:35,075 THIS IS YOU, JAMES CAAN AND SYLVESTER STALLONE AT A CHARITY. 189 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:37,310 THIS IS AT AN EVENT. >> I BELIEVE IT WAS AT JIMMY'S EVENT. 190 00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:42,782 YEAH, HE THREW AN EVENT EVERY YEAR AT EL CAB >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS HE LIKE 191 00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:46,152 WHAT WAS JAMES CAAN LIKE >> THE BEST. >> Jimmy: JUST GREAT 192 00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:47,954 >> THE FIRST TIME I WORKED WITH HIM, HE GOES, "YOU KNOW I'M A DREAM TO WORK WITH, RIGHT? 193 00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:50,090 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN I LITERALLY CALLED HIM "THE DREAM" EVER SINCE 194 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:52,292 >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? "YOU KNOW, I'M A DREAM TO WORK WITH." 195 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:57,297 >> HE'S AMAZING. I GOT TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH HIM NOT TOO LONG AGO, ACTUALLY 196 00:14:57,297 --> 00:15:00,200 WE WENT TO GO AND VISIT ANOTHER FRIEND I WENT TO HIS HOUSE, HUNG OUT 197 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,168 AND THEN WE REALIZED WE HAD ANOTHER FRIEND, WHO WAS A DEAR FRIEND OF OURS WHO WAS NOT 198 00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:05,071 WELL SO WE KIND OF PUT JIMMY IN THE CAR AND WENT TO SEE HIM AND WE 199 00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:07,807 GOT TO, YEAH >> Jimmy: HE'S A GOOD GUY, RIGHT? 200 00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:09,442 >> YEAH. IT JUST PUTS THINGS INTO PERSPECTIVE. 201 00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:14,481 I MEAN, LIFE GOES BY SO SHORT. SO EVERYBODY, PEOPLE, FRIENDS, GETTING OLDER, REACH OUT TO 202 00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:17,050 THEM TELL THEM YOU LOVE THEM. STAY AS CLOSE AND CONNECTED AS 203 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:20,687 POSSIBLE >> Jimmy: WE'RE GOING TO MISS JAMES CAAN 204 00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:26,726 [ APPLAUSE ] I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW MOVIE, "ME TIME. 205 00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:28,661 BECAUSE YOU KNOW, KEVIN HART, HE'S A PAL OF THE SHOW AND I THINK YOU GUYS WOULD BE GREAT 206 00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:32,499 TOGETHER IS THIS THE FIRST TIME YOU GUYS WORKED TOGETHER? 207 00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:37,303 >> IT IS YOU KNOW, WE MET LONG AGO. AND HE WAS LIKE, "I WANT TO 208 00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:40,940 WORK WITH YOU. I WANT TO WORK WITH YOU. SO I LIKE, "COOL 209 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,143 I CAN'T WAIT." AND THEN I'D LIKE SEND HIM ALL THESE DIFFERENT IDEAS. 210 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,512 HE PASSED ON EVERYTHING I SENT HIM. [ LAUGHTER ] 211 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:50,650 AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN HE SENDS ME A MOVIE WHERE I'M SUPPORTING HIM 212 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:54,087 AND THEN HE'S GOT ME ASS NAKED, EXCUSE MY LANGUAGE HE'S GOT ME IN DAISY DUKES ON 213 00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:58,291 A BOAT I'M LIKE, IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY, OR ARE YOU JUST 214 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,026 MAKING FUN OF ME [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I THINK THE FIRST 215 00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:02,896 SCENE, YOU WERE NAKED IN THE FIRST SCENE. >> YEAH. 216 00:16:02,896 --> 00:16:05,031 IN THE VERY FIRST SCENE IN FRONT OF LIKE, YOU KNOW, A CREW OF 200 PEOPLE, ANOTHER HUNDRED 217 00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:07,701 EXTRAS BUT I HAD SNEAKERS ON. >> Jimmy: THAT COUNTS. 218 00:16:07,701 --> 00:16:09,569 >> I HAD SOME TRAVIS SCOTT'S ON >> Jimmy: THAT COUNTS AS 219 00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:13,173 SOMETHING. AND I HEARD THAT YOU INVITED HIM TO WORK OUT WITH YOU AND HE 220 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,041 REFUSED. KEVIN. >> OH, HE NEVER SHOWED UP. 221 00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:18,845 [ LAUGHTER ] HE'S SO BUSY, HE BARELY SHOWED UP TO WORK 222 00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:21,381 I MEAN, I WAS JUST LOOKING AT OUR TEXT CHAIN EARLIER AND IT'S LIKE, "I'M ON MY WAY, 223 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:24,117 BUDDY. "I'LL BE RIGHT THERE." "RUNNING FIVE BEHIND." 224 00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:27,287 "I'M FIVE MINUTES BEHIND." ALWAYS -- YEAH >> Jimmy: HE'S DOING SOMETHING 225 00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:29,789 >> YEAH, WHICH IS AMAZING. I MEAN, HE REALLY, KIND OF -- WE STARTED JOKING ABOUT IT, 226 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:34,160 ABOUT ALL THE DIFFERENT THINGS THAT WE DO OUTSIDE OF OUR PRIMARY BUSINESS 227 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,762 >> Jimmy: KEVIN HART'S THE BUSIEST MAN ON EARTH >> YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT -- 228 00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:42,369 WHAT I LOVED ABOUT HIM AND I LOVE ABOUT YOU, AND I LOVE ABOUT WILL FERRELL, IS THAT 229 00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:43,970 GUYS JUST GENERALLY, NICE GUYS, WHO JUST GENUINELY LIKE TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH 230 00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:46,840 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] AND WHEN YOU GET INTO THE SNAPPING AND GOING BACK AND 231 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,843 FORTH WITH KEVIN, HE'LL START IT HE'LL SAY SOMETHING TO INSULT 232 00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:52,312 YOU. BUT THEN HE'LL SAY SOMETHING AFTER WHEN YOU COME BACK AT HIM 233 00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:57,784 TO MAKE YOU FEEL BAD [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE'LL SAY SOMETHING 234 00:16:57,784 --> 00:17:01,388 REAL NICE. >> HE'S REALLY SLICK >> Jimmy: HE IS A PRO. 235 00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:05,158 >> HE'S FINESSED IT. >> Jimmy: CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT THE MOVIE IS ABOUT AND WHO YOU 236 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:07,727 PLAY >> I PLAY A GUY NAMED HUCK DEMBO, WHO IS HIS BEST 237 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:11,331 FRIEND WHO HAS NEVER QUITE GROWN UP KEV PLAYS THE STAY AT HOME DAD 238 00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:17,037 WHO'S WIFE IS FINALLY LIKE, SHE'S GOING ON A JOB, SHE'S TAKING THE KIDS. 239 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:19,205 SO SHE'S KIND OF ENCOURAGING HIM TO GO AND HAVE FUN >> Jimmy: YEAH 240 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,574 >> AND I'VE NEVER GROWN UP I'M HANGING AROUND WITH, BASICALLY, TEENAGERS OR KIDS 241 00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:25,278 HALF MY AGE. AND I SCREW UP HIS WHOLE LIFE. EVERYTHING THAT HE HAS THAT'S 242 00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:29,582 SAFE AND COMFORTABLE GETS DESTROYED BY MY CRAZINESS. >> Jimmy: HE'S JUST TRYING TO 243 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:32,485 GET A LITTLE ME TIME >> YES >> Jimmy: AND YOU DESTORY HIS 244 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:37,223 LIFE >> YES AND IT'S QUITE FUN AND FUNNY 245 00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:39,626 BECAUSE JOHN HAMBURG, WHO'S FANTASTIC, HE WROTE AND DIRECTED IT. 246 00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:43,697 HE'S JUST DONE THIS GREAT JOB OF REALLY KIND OF MAKING IT ENTERTAINING FOR BOTH KIDS AND 247 00:17:43,697 --> 00:17:45,699 ADULTS LIKE THERE'S LOTS OF GREAT ADULT HUMOR IN THERE, BUT KIDS 248 00:17:45,699 --> 00:17:49,269 DON'T QUITE GET IT AND THEN THERE'S LOTS OF GREAT STUFF FOR THE KIDS AS WELL 249 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,871 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S MARK WAHLBERG AND 250 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:52,839 HERE'S MARK WAHLBERG AND KEVIN HART IN "ME TIME." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 251 00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:55,475 >> DON'T FLICK HIM 252 00:17:55,475 --> 00:18:00,313 YOU HAVE TO GENTLY GRASP COVER HIS MOUTH AND BLOW SLOW, STEADY BREATHS INTO HIS 253 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:06,419 NOSTRIL. [ TIRES SKIDDING ] >> WE'RE HERE FOOLS. 254 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:10,023 >> WAIT! WAIT STOP, STOP 255 00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:13,526 I SAID, "DON'T." >> I GOT IT. >> CAR 256 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:16,930 CAR, CAR >> SLOW DOWN [ HORN HONK 257 00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:21,935 >> YOU GOT IT FROM HERE? >> I GOT IT. [ BUZZER ] 258 00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:27,841 [ HORN HONKING ] >> LET'S GO, YOU IDIOT >> HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 259 00:18:27,841 --> 00:18:34,047 >> WAIT. >> GOD DAMNIT. DID YOU DO THIS? 260 00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:37,050 >> NO! [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 261 00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:40,253 >> Jimmy: BUSTED MARK WAHLBERG, EVERYBODY "ME TIME" PREMIERS ON NETFLIX 262 00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:44,457 AUGUST 26th. MARK AND I ARE PLAYING A FUN GAME WHEN WE COME BACK 263 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:56,069 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 264 00:18:56,069 --> 00:18:59,439 >> I DID THAT FOR HER BECAUSE, I MEAN, SHE'S J.LO I MEAN, COME ON. 265 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:03,143 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> J.LO CALLS, YOU ANSWER. >> Jimmy: ALWAYS 266 00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:05,445 >> AND SO, I CALLED AND WE MET AND WE HUNG OUT. AND THEN SHE INVITED ME TO 267 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:10,583 DINNER AFTERWARDS. AND BEN WAS THERE. [ CHEERS ] 268 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:15,188 AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, SHOOT, CAN WE BE FRIENDS? [ LAUGHTER ] 269 00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:19,660 AND THEY SAID, "YES, WE CAN BE FRIENDS. SO -- 270 00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:28,134 AND THEY SAID, "YES, WE CAN BE FRIENDS. SO -- 271 00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:29,569 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH 272 00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:35,041 MARK WAHLBERG RIGHT HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AH, ONE OF OUR FAVORITES 273 00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:36,343 AND WE ALWAYS LIKE TO DO SOMETHING FUN WHEN YOU'RE ON THE SHOW 274 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,378 YOU'RE A GOOD SPORT. THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT SINCE WE'RE BOTH COMPETITIVE, I 275 00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:40,480 THOUGHT WE COULD COMPETE IN A SERIES OF CHALLENGES CHALLENGES WE CAN GET DONE IN 276 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:45,385 JUST 30 SECONDS. IT'S TIME FOR "30 SECONDS TO." HERE WE GO 277 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,889 * * 30 SECONDS TO * >> Jimmy: SO WE HAVE 30 SECONDS 278 00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:52,525 TO -- BLANK. THAT'S THE WAY THE GAME WORKS. FOR THIS FIRST CHALLENGE, WE'LL 279 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:59,199 HAVE 30 SECONDS TO FILL OUR CUPS WITH AS MANY GREEN SKITTLES AS WE CAN 280 00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:03,003 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. WHOEVER GETS THE MOST, WINS. 281 00:20:03,003 --> 00:20:06,072 JUST ONLY GREEN SKITTLES I FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE MORE GREEN IN YOUR BOWL 282 00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:08,808 ALREADY THIS FEELS RIGGED TO ME [ LAUGHTER ] 283 00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,677 >> IT'S JUST A BOSTON CELTIC THING. IT LOOKS THAT WAY, BUT IT'S 284 00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:12,846 NOT, REALLY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 285 00:20:12,846 --> 00:20:14,814 IT'S A BOSTON THING. ALL RIGHT. WE HAVE 30 SECONDS ON THE 286 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:20,620 CLOCK. READY, SET, GO * 287 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:28,828 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> OH, MY GOD. 288 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,797 THIS IS NOT GOOD >> Jimmy: OH, NO I PUT AN ORANGE ONE IN THERE 289 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,966 >> IT'S GOING LIKE A - YEAH, NOW YOU GOT TO CLEAN IT OUT. 290 00:20:32,966 --> 00:20:34,367 >> Jimmy: I MESSED UP. I MESSED UP. >> THAT'S -- 291 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,136 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S -- THAT'S WHERE I -- QUEST, YOU'RE MAKING ME 292 00:20:36,136 --> 00:20:38,004 NERVOUS. >> OH, NO. >> Jimmy: HOW MANY SECONDS 293 00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:40,173 OH I GOT A RED ONE THERE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 294 00:20:40,173 --> 00:20:42,375 EIGHT. >> Audience: EIGHT SEVEN. 295 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:44,544 SIX. FIVE FOUR 296 00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:46,312 THREE. TWO. ONE. 297 00:20:46,312 --> 00:20:50,950 [ BUZZER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I GOT A COUPLE OF OTHERS IN 298 00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:52,752 THERE. >> Jimmy: WHAT DO WE -- HOW DO WE KNOW? 299 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,088 WE HAVE TO COUNT THEM OUT? >> I JUST FIGURED IF I WENT BACK AND JUST STARTED TAKING 300 00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:57,323 THEM OUT, YOU LOST SO MUCH TIME, MAN. >> Jimmy: OH, WAIT 301 00:20:57,323 --> 00:20:59,092 SO, YOU ALREADY HAVE ALL THE COLORS SO, I TOTALLY WIN. 302 00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:02,162 I GOT -- I WIN THAT ONE, RIGHT >> YOU GOT THAT ONE. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, I GOT THAT 303 00:21:02,162 --> 00:21:04,064 ONE. COOL, CHEERS RIGHT? 304 00:21:04,064 --> 00:21:08,601 >> IT LOOKS LIKE EDAMAME >> Jimmy: RIGHT? YEAH, HANG ON. 305 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,770 [ APPLAUSE ] ALL RIGHT, WHO WENT -- WAIT, YOU'RE GETTING THEM OUT AS 306 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,539 YOU'RE PULLING THEM OUT AND COUNTING THEM? ALL RIGHT, I HAVE THIS MANY. 307 00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:14,841 ONE, TWO -- [ LAUGHTER ] YEP. 308 00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:17,110 I GOT, LIKE, 15 OR SOMETHING WHAT DO YOU GOT? >> I GOT MORE THAN 15. 309 00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:19,546 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU DO OH, YEAH 310 00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:21,381 YOU CRUSEHD ME MARK WAHLBERG WINS THAT ONE. >> I -- I DIDN'T HAVE THE RIGHT 311 00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:23,350 AMOUNT [ BELL DINGING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 312 00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:25,118 * NO, YOU LIED TOO >> Jimmy: YOU WIN ROUND ONE. 313 00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:27,187 >> YOU LIKE TO WIN AND THEN SAY YOU LOST >> Jimmy: NO -- YEAH, EXACTLY. 314 00:21:27,187 --> 00:21:29,155 >> I SEE THE GAME. [ DROPPED CUP [ AUDIENCE OOHS 315 00:21:29,155 --> 00:21:30,523 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO FOR THIS NEXT CHALLENGE -- FOR 316 00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:32,359 THIS NEXT CHALLENGE, WE'LL HAVE 30 SECONDS TO SEE WHO CAN GET THE MOST PING PONG BALLS INTO 317 00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:38,098 A RED SOLO CUP >> OH, GOSH. [ AUDIENCE OOHS 318 00:21:38,098 --> 00:21:40,400 >> Jimmy: I THINK -- I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I -- >> BEER PONG 319 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:43,203 >> Jimmy: I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I CAN GET ONE IN >> I THINK YOU PLAY THIS GAME 320 00:21:43,203 --> 00:21:44,671 FOR A LIVING PROFESSIONAL BEER PONG >> Jimmy: ACTUALLY, I AM 321 00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:48,608 YEAH, I GET PAID ON THE SHOW TO PLAY BEER PONG [ LAUGHTER ] 322 00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:51,878 IT'S A GREAT GIG, MAN. IT'S A GREAT GIG ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET 30 SECONDS 323 00:21:51,878 --> 00:21:55,115 ON THE CLOCK >> FOR REAL, I DON'T THINK I'M GOING TO MAKE ONE. 324 00:21:55,115 --> 00:21:57,784 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, GOOD LUCK HERE WE GO [ LAUGHTER ] 325 00:21:57,784 --> 00:22:00,053 GO * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 326 00:22:00,053 --> 00:22:02,255 >> OH, [ BLEEP ], NOT EVEN IN THE AREA I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE RIGHT -- 327 00:22:02,255 --> 00:22:04,557 NO, I'M NOT EVEN CLOSE >> Jimmy: I -- I -- NOW I'M DRIFTING 328 00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:08,328 >> OH, MY GOSH I HAVEN'T HIT THE CUP YET. >> Jimmy: I'M THROWING TWO AT 329 00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:12,232 A TIME NOW [ LAUGHTER ] * 330 00:22:12,232 --> 00:22:15,602 * >> Jimmy: I GOT ONE. I GOT ONE. 331 00:22:15,602 --> 00:22:19,973 [ LAUGHTER ] * * 332 00:22:19,973 --> 00:22:21,941 >> I GOT ONE IN. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I GOT ONE TOO. OH, MY GOSH, TWO 333 00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:27,947 >> I GOT TWO * >> Jimmy: OOH. 334 00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:30,684 [ BUZZER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS IS AMAZ -- 335 00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:32,886 >> I GOT A LOT OF RIM. >> Jimmy: AMAZING SKILL. YEAH 336 00:22:32,886 --> 00:22:35,288 I GOT ONE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, NO, I GOT -- 337 00:22:35,288 --> 00:22:37,424 >> Jimmy: HOW MANY DID YOU GET >> I GOT TWO >> Jimmy: THAT'S INTERESTING, 338 00:22:37,424 --> 00:22:42,829 BECAUSE I GOT THREE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 339 00:22:42,829 --> 00:22:44,998 [ BELL DINGING ] I GOT A GOOD SHOT AT YOU RIGHT THERE. 340 00:22:44,998 --> 00:22:46,332 >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WE'RE TIED UP 341 00:22:46,332 --> 00:22:50,537 WE'RE TIED UP AND WE'RE DOWN TO THE FINAL CHALLENGE, OKAY? >> SOMEONE'S GOING TO HAVE TO 342 00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:52,872 PICK UP ALL THE BALLS. >> Jimmy: AND THIS IS THE -- >> SORRY ABOUT THAT. 343 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,274 I APOLOGIZE. >> Jimmy: NO, THIS IS -- THIS IS FUN 344 00:22:54,274 --> 00:22:57,110 THIS IS "THE TONIGHT SHOW. IT'S WHAT IT SHOULD BE PING PONG BALLS EVERYWHERE 345 00:22:57,110 --> 00:23:00,413 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS FINAL CHALLENGE, WE HAVE 30 SECONDS TO STICK AS MANY 346 00:23:00,413 --> 00:23:03,149 POST-IT NOTES TO OUR BODIES AS WE CAN [ LAUGHTER ] 347 00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:06,052 >> OH, BOY >> Jimmy: WHOEVER STICKS THE MOST POST-IT NOTES ON THEIR 348 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:09,556 BODY WINS. YOU READY FOR THIS >> THEY TOOK YOUR -- HALF YOUR 349 00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:14,094 STACK. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH 350 00:23:14,094 --> 00:23:18,131 YEAH, I DO -- I FEEL LIKE MY STACK IS LITTLE, YEAH. THANKS 351 00:23:18,131 --> 00:23:20,633 APPRECIATE IT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. OKAY, NOW I HAVE MORE. 352 00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:23,069 NOW THIS FEELS WEIRD [ LAUGHTER ] OH, YOU HAVE SOME THERE. 353 00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:25,071 ALL RIGHT -- ALL RIGHT, READY FOR THIS CAN WE DO THAT 354 00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:26,773 IS THAT OKAY ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET 30 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK 355 00:23:26,773 --> 00:23:28,641 [ DRUM ROLL ON YOUR MARK GET SET. 356 00:23:28,641 --> 00:23:35,949 GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 357 00:23:35,949 --> 00:23:41,321 * I WENT TOO THICK I WENT TOO THICK 358 00:23:41,321 --> 00:23:46,226 IT'S HARDER THAN YOU THINK [ CHEERS ] YOUR -- IT STICKS TO YOUR FACE 359 00:23:46,226 --> 00:23:53,767 PRETTY WELL. >> YOU GOT TO DO MULTIPLE. * 360 00:23:53,767 --> 00:23:58,138 * >> Jimmy: THERE YOU -- THERE YOU GO 361 00:23:58,138 --> 00:24:01,408 >> OH, I'M LOSING. * [ BUZZER ] 362 00:24:01,408 --> 00:24:03,710 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> OH, I GOT -- >> Jimmy: THERE'S NOT EVEN A 363 00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:05,512 A COMPARISON >> I GOT -- >> Jimmy: I THINK WE ALL KNOW 364 00:24:05,512 --> 00:24:07,213 WHO THE WINNER IS RIGHT THERE, THE ONE AND ONLY [ BELL DINGING ] 365 00:24:07,213 --> 00:24:14,587 MARK WAHLBERG, THE CHAMP [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GUYS, HIS MOVIE, "ME TIME," IS 366 00:24:14,587 --> 00:24:19,559 AVAILABLE ON NETFLIX AUGUST 26th WITH KEVIN HART. BILLY PORTER JOINS US AFTER THE 367 00:24:19,559 --> 00:24:21,327 BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK 368 00:24:21,327 --> 00:24:41,849 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A TONY, GRAMMY, AND 369 00:24:41,849 --> 00:24:52,659 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A TONY, GRAMMY, AND 370 00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:54,527 EMMY-WINNING PERFORMER WHO JUST DIRECTED HIS FIRST FEATURE FILM CALLED "ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE," 371 00:24:54,527 --> 00:25:02,769 WHICH IS STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON PRIME VIDEO. PLEASE WELCOME BILLY PORTER! 372 00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:20,253 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 373 00:25:20,253 --> 00:25:23,056 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT YOU ALWAYS KNOW HOW TO DO IT 374 00:25:23,056 --> 00:25:25,725 >> LISTEN. I HAD TO COME FOR YOU, JIMMY FALLON 375 00:25:25,725 --> 00:25:28,061 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. [ CHEERS ] >> WELL, NO, I DRESS UP. 376 00:25:28,061 --> 00:25:30,830 [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW 377 00:25:30,830 --> 00:25:33,566 YOU KNOW, A LOT HAS HAPPENED SINCE YOU'VE BEEN ON THE SHOW LAST 378 00:25:33,566 --> 00:25:36,836 >> YES >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND NOW YOU JUST BECAME A TWO-TIME TONY 379 00:25:36,836 --> 00:25:38,938 WINNER CONGRATULATIONS. * 380 00:25:38,938 --> 00:25:41,307 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> TWO TIMES >> Jimmy: TWO TIMES! 381 00:25:41,307 --> 00:25:43,410 >> "A STRANGE LOOP." >> Jimmy: A STRANGE TIME >> "A STRANGE LOOP" IS ONE OF 382 00:25:43,410 --> 00:25:45,378 THE GREATEST MUSICALS -- >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I'VE EVER SEEN. 383 00:25:45,378 --> 00:25:48,415 MAKE SURE YOU GET YOUR TICKETS >> Jimmy: GO SEE "A STRANGE LOOP." 384 00:25:48,415 --> 00:25:50,817 >> AND GO SEE IT, YEAH >> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU GET INVOLVED WITH "A STRANGE LOOP" 385 00:25:50,817 --> 00:25:55,722 >> THE PRODUCER, BARBARA WHITMAN, CALLED ME UP. AND SHE SAID SHE WAS LOOKING 386 00:25:55,722 --> 00:26:01,294 FOR CELEBRITY PRODUCERS. AND THE STORY IS ABOUT -- YOU KNOW, IT FOLLOWS A QUEER -- 387 00:26:01,294 --> 00:26:03,697 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> MAN'S STORY AS HE TRIES TO, SORT OF, FIGURE OUT HIS WAY AS 388 00:26:03,697 --> 00:26:11,438 A WRITER, MUSICAL THEATER WRITER IN SHOW BUSINESS. AND I HAD SEEN IT OFF BROADWAY 389 00:26:11,438 --> 00:26:13,840 AND NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS -- I THOUGHT IT WAS BRILLIANT NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS DID I 390 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,642 EVER THINK IT WOULD MAKE IT TO BROADWAY BECAUSE BROADWAY DIDN'T HAVE THINGS LIKE THAT, 391 00:26:15,642 --> 00:26:21,448 SO -- >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A GIFT 392 00:26:21,448 --> 00:26:26,086 AND A BLESSING TO SEE THAT KIND OF CHANGE AND TO SEE MY OWN PERSONAL STORY 393 00:26:26,086 --> 00:26:28,922 >> Jimmy: THAT STORY BE TOLD >> REFLECTED -- YES, REFLECTED BACK AT ME IN A BROADWAY 394 00:26:28,922 --> 00:26:34,394 MUSICAL. IT'S -- IT'S STUNNING. >> Jimmy: IT'S GOOD. 395 00:26:34,394 --> 00:26:36,596 IT'S STUNNING. BUT IT'S ALSO FUNNY TOO. >> YES 396 00:26:36,596 --> 00:26:39,299 >> Jimmy: WE'VE HAD THEM ON THE SHOW THE CAST WAS JUST AMAZING. 397 00:26:39,299 --> 00:26:42,369 AND WHEN YOU SEE EVERYONE GET TOGETHER, YOU GO, "OH, MY GOD. OF COURSE, THIS IS THE BEST. 398 00:26:42,369 --> 00:26:45,972 AND THEN WON BEST MUSICAL. >> IT WON BEST MUSICAL >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. 399 00:26:45,972 --> 00:26:48,274 >> YES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: GO SEE IT! 400 00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:52,846 GO SEE IT. WE HAD -- WE HAD OUR -- OUR PAL, JANE FONDA, WAS ON THE 401 00:26:52,846 --> 00:26:54,381 SHOW THE OTHER DAY >> OH. >> Jimmy: AND SHE -- SHE SHOWED 402 00:26:54,381 --> 00:26:57,217 US A PICTURE OF THIS MOVIE THAT SHE'S WORKING ON >> UH-HUH. 403 00:26:57,217 --> 00:27:00,186 >> Jimmy: AND IT'S HER, RITA MORENO -- IT IS LILY TOMLIN. 404 00:27:00,186 --> 00:27:03,356 IT IS SALLY FIELD. >> IT IS SALLY FIELD, YES. >> Jimmy: AND BILLY PORTER, AND 405 00:27:03,356 --> 00:27:06,192 TOM BRADY. >> YES >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE CA -- 406 00:27:06,192 --> 00:27:10,663 >> YES, IT IS. >> Jimmy: YES, DUDE. THAT IS THE CAST 407 00:27:10,663 --> 00:27:13,299 [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT CAN YOU TELL US >> CARRYING SOME OTHER PEOPLE 408 00:27:13,299 --> 00:27:15,135 TOO. YES, IT'S -- IT'S CALLED "'80 FOR BRADY," AND IT FOLLOWS 409 00:27:15,135 --> 00:27:21,374 THE 2016 SUPER BOWL, I THINK, WHERE HE CAME BACK YOU KNOW, THAT'S NOT MY 410 00:27:21,374 --> 00:27:27,280 MINISTRY [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I HEARD THAT THEY CAME BACK 411 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:32,085 AND WON. AND SO, FOUR -- FOUR BROADS WHO ARE TOM BRADY FANS -- 412 00:27:32,085 --> 00:27:35,055 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WIN TICKETS TO THE SUPER BOWL AND THEY GO TO MEET 413 00:27:35,055 --> 00:27:38,758 TOM BRADY AT THE SUPER BOWL. AND I PLAY THE CHOREOGRAPHER/DIRECTOR OF THE 414 00:27:38,758 --> 00:27:45,732 HALFTIME SHOW. I MEAN, WHO ELSE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 415 00:27:45,732 --> 00:27:47,500 >> Jimmy: WAIT, BUT AT THE HALFTIME SHOW, ARE YOU SAYING IS THERE A JANE FONDA -- IS 416 00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:52,305 THERE A -- NOT >> THERE -- THERE'S A LITTLE BIT OF A MOMENT. 417 00:27:52,305 --> 00:27:56,976 THERE'S A LITTLE BIT OF A CHOREOGRAPHIC MOMENT DON'T -- IF YOU BLINK, YOU MISS 418 00:27:56,976 --> 00:28:00,013 IT, BUT IT'S FUN >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 419 00:28:00,013 --> 00:28:02,682 I WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT THIS BECAUSE THIS IS -- I WAS, KIND OF, EXCITING 420 00:28:02,682 --> 00:28:05,185 I LIKE TO BE, KIND OF, A A MATCHMAKER HERE ON THE SHOW. I HEARD THAT -- 421 00:28:05,185 --> 00:28:09,789 >> OH. >> Jimmy: YOU AND J.LO ARE - YOU'RE ON A MISSION TO BECOME 422 00:28:09,789 --> 00:28:13,159 BEST FRIENDS WITH J.LO [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WANT TO BE -- I WANT TO 423 00:28:13,159 --> 00:28:15,695 BE ABLE TO -- I WANT TO HELP THIS, PUSH THIS FORWARD. >> OKAY. 424 00:28:15,695 --> 00:28:17,864 >> Jimmy: YOU WANT TO BE BESTIES WITH J.LO. WE ALL DO. 425 00:28:17,864 --> 00:28:20,500 >> WE CAN -- WE CAN PUSH IT FORWARD. I -- SHE CALLED ME 426 00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:25,171 SHE REACHED OUT TO ME TO INTRODUCE HER FOR HER iHEARTRADIO. 427 00:28:25,171 --> 00:28:28,074 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH SHE GOT HONORED. >> THEY WERE GIVING HER A BIG 428 00:28:28,074 --> 00:28:30,443 AWARD. THEY WERE HONORING HER >> Jimmy: I ACTUALLY SAW THIS. 429 00:28:30,443 --> 00:28:32,512 >> YES >> Jimmy: YOU DID A GREAT JOB. >> AND SO, YOU KNOW, I DID THAT 430 00:28:32,512 --> 00:28:34,814 FOR HER BECAUSE, I MEAN, SHE'S J.LO I MEAN, COME ON. 431 00:28:34,814 --> 00:28:37,884 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> IF J.LO CALLS, YOU ANSWER 432 00:28:37,884 --> 00:28:40,587 >> Jimmy: ALWAYS >> AND SO, I CALLED AND WE MET AND WE HUNG OUT. 433 00:28:40,587 --> 00:28:44,758 AND THEN SHE INVITED ME TO DINNER AFTERWARDS. AND BEN WAS THERE. 434 00:28:44,758 --> 00:28:48,228 [ CHEERS ] AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, SHOOT, CAN WE BE FRIENDS? 435 00:28:48,228 --> 00:28:50,964 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEY SAID, "YES, WE CAN BE FRIENDS. 436 00:28:50,964 --> 00:28:54,267 SO -- >> Jimmy: ANY PROJECTS COMING UP WITH -- WITH JENNIFER 437 00:28:54,267 --> 00:28:57,337 >> NOT YET, BUT I'M TRYING >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO 438 00:28:57,337 --> 00:28:59,739 JENNIFER -- >> I'M TRYING, GIRL. >> Jimmy: YEAH 439 00:28:59,739 --> 00:29:05,111 >> YOU GOT THAT SCRIPT, HONEY. READ HER AFTER YOUR HONEYMOON. [ LAUGHTER ] 440 00:29:05,111 --> 00:29:09,015 >> Jimmy: AFTER THE HONEYMOON. YOU KNOW, LAST TIME YOU WERE ON THE SHOW, I BELIEVE WE -- WE 441 00:29:09,015 --> 00:29:11,751 DEBUTED THE COVER OF YOUR MEMOIR >> OH, YES 442 00:29:11,751 --> 00:29:13,720 >> Jimmy: AND IT -- NOW IT IS OUT. AND NOW -- 443 00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:17,757 >> IT IS OUT >> Jimmy: PEOPLE CAN -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 444 00:29:17,757 --> 00:29:21,594 PEOPLE CAN READ IT YOUR STORY'S OUT IT HAS SO MANY STORIES IN HERE 445 00:29:21,594 --> 00:29:25,265 >> YES, THERE ARE. THERE'S A LOT. >> Jimmy: I -- I WAS GOING TO 446 00:29:25,265 --> 00:29:27,167 ASK YOU, HOW DO YOU CHOOSE WHAT GETS IN THE BOOK AND WHAT DOESN'T GET INTO THE BOOK? 447 00:29:27,167 --> 00:29:34,274 >> WELL, I'M AN OVERACHIEVER >> Jimmy: YOU ARE. >> AND YOU KNOW -- 448 00:29:34,274 --> 00:29:36,576 >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW -- YOU HAVE THAT IN COMMON WITH J.LO. >> YES, THAT'S WHY WE SHOULD BE 449 00:29:36,576 --> 00:29:42,048 FRIENDS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: EXACTLY. 450 00:29:42,048 --> 00:29:43,883 >> AND MY EDITOR -- YOU KNOW, I WAS SUPPOSED TO GIVE, LIKE, 75,000 WORDS 451 00:29:43,883 --> 00:29:49,055 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW, TRUE TO FORM, I TURNED IN ABOUT 137,000 WORDS. 452 00:29:49,055 --> 00:29:52,959 >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT >> AND SO, THEY WERE LIKE, "WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO CUT 453 00:29:52,959 --> 00:29:55,795 THIS DOWN. SO, LEGAL CAME IN AND STEPPED IN AND THAT'S HOW -- 454 00:29:55,795 --> 00:29:59,065 >> Jimmy: THEY SAID -- >> WE CUT IT DOWN. SOME OF THE LEGAL STUFF, THEY 455 00:29:59,065 --> 00:30:00,934 WERE LIKE, "OKAY, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT." [ LAUGHTER ] 456 00:30:00,934 --> 00:30:04,537 >> Jimmy: "YOU CAN'T -- >> "YOU CAN'T SAY THAT YOU MIGHT GET SUED." 457 00:30:04,537 --> 00:30:06,673 I'M LIKE, "WELL, IT'S THE TRUTH. THEY'RE LIKE, "YES, IT'S YOUR 458 00:30:06,673 --> 00:30:09,876 TRUTH. >> Jimmy: YEAH YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 459 00:30:09,876 --> 00:30:11,778 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT THERE'S SOME -- THERE'S SOME UNBELIEVABLE STORIES IN 460 00:30:11,778 --> 00:30:14,481 HERE >> THANK YOU I -- 461 00:30:14,481 --> 00:30:16,116 >> Jimmy: AND IT MUST FEEL GOOD RIGHT NOW. >> I'M REALLY PROUD OF IT. 462 00:30:16,116 --> 00:30:17,984 I AM GO BUY IT -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, GO CHECK IT 463 00:30:17,984 --> 00:30:19,452 OUT. >> SO WE CAN GET ON "THE NEW YORK TIMES" BESTSELLER 464 00:30:19,452 --> 00:30:24,090 LIST [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M VERY PROUD OF THE WORK 465 00:30:24,090 --> 00:30:26,292 >> Jimmy: AND NOW YOU'VE DIRECTED YOUR VERY FIRST FEATURE FILM 466 00:30:26,292 --> 00:30:28,128 >> YES >> Jimmy: "ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE." 467 00:30:28,128 --> 00:30:29,996 >> YES >> Jimmy: ON -- YEAH, PRIME VIDEO RIGHT NOW. 468 00:30:29,996 --> 00:30:32,966 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE." CONGRATULATIONS. 469 00:30:32,966 --> 00:30:35,669 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: BUSY, BUSY, BUSY >> THANK YOU 470 00:30:35,669 --> 00:30:37,537 >> Jimmy: HOW WOULD WE SET THIS UP HOW WOULD YOU SET THIS FILM UP 471 00:30:37,537 --> 00:30:39,606 FOR EVERYONE >> OKAY. SO, "ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE" IS A 472 00:30:39,606 --> 00:30:48,581 A ROM-COM, COMING-OF-AGE TALE IN THE SPIRIT OF OLD JOHN HUGHES MOVIES 473 00:30:48,581 --> 00:30:51,284 BUT THE CAST IS POPULATED WITH WHAT THE WORLD LOOKS LIKE TODAY. 474 00:30:51,284 --> 00:30:52,952 OUR LEAD, OUR HEROINE IS A A BLACK TRANS GIRL WHO'S A A SENIOR IN HIGH SCHOOL. 475 00:30:52,952 --> 00:31:02,128 SHE GETS A BOYFRIEND SHE GETS INTO COLLEGE. IT'S ABOUT TRANS JOY 476 00:31:02,128 --> 00:31:06,266 IT'S ABOUT CELEBRATION [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 477 00:31:06,266 --> 00:31:07,801 >> IT'S ABOUT CELEBRATING THE JOY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 478 00:31:07,801 --> 00:31:12,605 AND IT'S PRETTY MAGICAL. >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT IS. NOT ONLY DID YOU -- YOU'RE 479 00:31:12,605 --> 00:31:14,774 GETTING GREAT REVIEWS, CONGRATULATIONS. >> THANK YOU 480 00:31:14,774 --> 00:31:16,309 >> Jimmy: BUT ALSO, THE SOUNDTRACK -- >> YES 481 00:31:16,309 --> 00:31:18,178 >> Jimmy: HAS ALL ORIGINAL MUSIC. >> YES 482 00:31:18,178 --> 00:31:20,480 >> Jimmy: AND A LOT OF IT -- YOU -- >> WE DID. 483 00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:26,252 I -- I EXECUTIVE PRODUCED THE ALBUM WITH JUSTIN TRANTER ON MY LABEL, REPUBLIC RECORDS, WHERE 484 00:31:26,252 --> 00:31:32,392 I'M, ACTUALLY HAVING MY OWN MUSIC COME OUT VERY SOON, YOU KNOW, LATER IN THE FALL. 485 00:31:32,392 --> 00:31:35,228 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OOH! >> I COME WITH "ADULT POP," SO 486 00:31:35,228 --> 00:31:38,631 GET READY. >> Jimmy: ADULT POP? >> I'M COMING! 487 00:31:38,631 --> 00:31:40,700 I'M COMING >> Jimmy: IN THE FALL? >> AND SO, IT'S COMING OUT 488 00:31:40,700 --> 00:31:43,236 BUT THIS IS, SORT OF, A PRECURSOR TO THAT. I HAVE FIVE BRAND NEW SONGS 489 00:31:43,236 --> 00:31:47,107 THAT I WROTE WITH JUSTIN TRANTER AND HIS CAMP. AND WE CURATED THE ALBUM 490 00:31:47,107 --> 00:31:51,845 IT'S ABOUT 90%, I WOULD SAY, QUEER ARTISTS. >> Jimmy: YEAH 491 00:31:51,845 --> 00:31:54,681 GOOD FOR YOU >> AND IT'S GREAT. SO, GO LISTEN TO THE ALBUM 492 00:31:54,681 --> 00:31:58,184 I'M TRYING TO BRING BACK THE DAYS WHEN THE ALBUM WAS ASSOCIATED WITH THE MOVIE. 493 00:31:58,184 --> 00:32:01,054 REMEMBER Y'ALL REMEMBER "WAITING TO EXHALE"? 494 00:32:01,054 --> 00:32:03,556 AND, YOU KNOW -- >> Jimmy: YEAH >> "THE PREACHER'S WIFE" AND 495 00:32:03,556 --> 00:32:06,593 "THE BODY GUARD," AND STUFF. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH I DO 496 00:32:06,593 --> 00:32:09,863 YEAH >> THERE WAS "SOUNDTRACK." >> Jimmy: YEAH, "SOUNDTRACK" IS 497 00:32:09,863 --> 00:32:11,498 GOOD >> HONEY, THE "SOUNDTRACK" OF YOUR LIFE. 498 00:32:11,498 --> 00:32:14,134 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I -- I DON'T WANT TO MAKE ANY PREDICTIONS OR SAY 499 00:32:14,134 --> 00:32:16,436 ANYTHING, BUT ALREADY YOU'VE WON -- YOU WON THE EMMY, THE GRAMMY 500 00:32:16,436 --> 00:32:19,806 >> YES >> Jimmy: AND THE TONY >> YES 501 00:32:19,806 --> 00:32:22,976 >> Jimmy: THE TWO TONYS. >> YES, TWO-TIME TONYS >> Jimmy: THIS -- I'M JUST 502 00:32:22,976 --> 00:32:26,479 SAYING YOU DIRECTED A GREAT FILM. YOU DID A GREAT SOUNDTRACK 503 00:32:26,479 --> 00:32:29,649 YOU SING ON THIS I'M JUST SAYING, I'M READY FOR AN EGOT WITH TWO Ts. 504 00:32:29,649 --> 00:32:32,385 >> LISTEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AN "EGOTTS." 505 00:32:32,385 --> 00:32:35,121 AN EGOTTS. >> FROM YOUR LIPS -- >> Jimmy: WITH TWO Ts. 506 00:32:35,121 --> 00:32:36,856 >> WITH -- FROM YOUR LIPS TO THE ENDS WHEN IT'S TWO "T'S," HONEY. 507 00:32:36,856 --> 00:32:40,593 >> Jimmy: TWO "T'S." "EGOTTS. [ LAUGHTER ] 508 00:32:40,593 --> 00:32:44,197 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. THIS IS "ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE," 509 00:32:44,197 --> 00:32:45,598 THIS IS "ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE," DIRECTED BY BILLY PORTER TAKE A LOOK. 510 00:32:49,102 --> 00:32:49,769 >> WE COULD LIVE OUR OWN LIFE 511 00:32:49,769 --> 00:32:56,109 RIGHT NOW OR DO WHAT PEOPLE EXPECT OF US AND SPEND THE REST OF OUR LIFE WONDERING WHAT IF. 512 00:32:56,109 --> 00:33:15,562 * [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YES. 513 00:33:15,562 --> 00:33:21,067 * >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LOVE THAT. I LOVE -- I LOVE MOVIES LIKE 514 00:33:21,067 --> 00:33:23,103 THAT I LOVE IT. >> JOY 515 00:33:23,103 --> 00:33:26,940 IT'S ABOUT JOY, Y'ALL. >> Jimmy: I LOVE JOY SPEAKING OF JOY -- 516 00:33:26,940 --> 00:33:29,209 >> YES >> Jimmy: THE CAST -- I'VE READ SOME ARTICLES. 517 00:33:29,209 --> 00:33:31,644 THE CAST HAVE SAID THAT YOU'RE SO FUN TO WORK WITH ON SET AND THEY SAID THAT IN ALMOST 518 00:33:31,644 --> 00:33:34,247 EVERY SITUATION, YOU CAN MAKE ANY SITUATION INTO SOME MUSICAL MOMENT 519 00:33:34,247 --> 00:33:40,687 >> YES >> Jimmy: AND IT REMINDS YOU OF A SONG OR YOU'LL START SINGING 520 00:33:40,687 --> 00:33:45,525 AND YOU'VE JUST MADE IT SO LOOSE AND FUN. AND SO, I THOUGHT, WE -- 521 00:33:45,525 --> 00:33:47,460 >> OH, LORD. >> Jimmy: WE ALWAYS -- WE ALWAYS HAVE A SPARE MIC -- 522 00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:51,965 >> OH, LORD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JUST IN CASE 523 00:33:51,965 --> 00:33:54,134 IS THERE -- IS THERE A SONG -- WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? WHAT ARE YOU FEELING 524 00:33:54,134 --> 00:33:58,405 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO EXPRESS AND TELL -- >> WELL, IT'S FUNNY YOU SHOULD 525 00:33:58,405 --> 00:34:02,542 ASK. [ LAUGHTER ] * I LOVE IT SO MUCH HER 526 00:34:02,542 --> 00:34:14,254 AND I AM TELLING YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M NOT GOING AWAY * 527 00:34:14,254 --> 00:34:23,063 * I'M STAYING I'M STAYIN AND YOU AND YOU AND YO 528 00:34:23,063 --> 00:34:37,977 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE ME * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * HEY 529 00:34:37,977 --> 00:34:55,095 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE ME * * 530 00:34:55,095 --> 00:34:57,630 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YES! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! 531 00:34:57,630 --> 00:35:00,800 OH, MY GOODNESS! LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT THAT 532 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:03,536 LOOK AT THAT, BUDDY! YOU'RE A HIT COME ON. 533 00:35:03,536 --> 00:35:09,042 LOOK AT THAT STANDING OVATION [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER 534 00:35:09,042 --> 00:35:11,211 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: WE ALWAYS -- WE LOVE "ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE." 535 00:35:11,211 --> 00:35:13,279 THAT'S AMAZING STREAMING NOW, "ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE," ON PRIME VIDEO. 536 00:35:13,279 --> 00:35:17,650 MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK, EVERYBODY * 537 00:35:17,650 --> 00:35:35,035 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUESTS JUST WRAPPED UP A SOLD OUT TOUR AND 538 00:35:35,035 --> 00:35:47,947 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUESTS JUST WRAPPED UP A SOLD OUT TOUR AND 539 00:35:47,947 --> 00:35:54,521 ARE DEBUTING THEIR NEW SINGLE WITH US TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 540 00:35:54,521 --> 00:36:00,160 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PERFORMING "I WON'T," PLEASE WELCOME AJR! 541 00:36:01,027 --> 00:36:02,395 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 542 00:36:02,395 --> 00:36:05,331 * * PUT YOUR HANDS UP 'CAUSE I WON'T 543 00:36:05,331 --> 00:36:09,402 RAISE A GLASS UP 'CAUSE I WON'T * * GET YOUR ASS UP 544 00:36:09,402 --> 00:36:13,039 'CAUSE I WON'T I MUST'VE MISSED THE HYP BUT MAYBE THAT'S * 545 00:36:13,039 --> 00:36:18,044 * THE WAY I FEE HELLO, HOW YOU DOIN' AM I TALKIN' TOO FAS 546 00:36:18,044 --> 00:36:21,614 I'M RUNNIN' ON ADRENALINE * * AND ONE-HOUR NAPS 'CAUSE I DO WHAT YOU 547 00:36:21,614 --> 00:36:27,320 TELL ME TO AND DO IT TO DEATH * * DO IT DEATH 548 00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:31,358 ACAPULCO TEL AVI OR MAYBE JAPAN AND PRETTY PEOPLE YELL * 549 00:36:31,358 --> 00:36:36,162 * AT ME TO FOLLOW THE DANCE SO I DO WHAT YOU TELL ME TO AND DO IT TO DEAT 550 00:36:36,162 --> 00:36:40,433 BUT I CAN'T DO THIS AGAIN * * PUT YOUR HANDS UP 'CAUSE I WON'T 551 00:36:40,433 --> 00:36:43,703 RIGHT ON TIM RAISE A GLASS UP * * 'CAUSE I WON' 552 00:36:43,703 --> 00:36:46,439 MY, OH, MY GET YOUR ASS U 'CAUSE I WON'T I WON'T * 553 00:36:46,439 --> 00:36:49,409 * I MUST'VE MISSED THE HYPE BUT MAYBE THAT'S THE WAY I FEEL 554 00:36:49,409 --> 00:36:52,445 PUT YOUR HANDS UP * * 'CAUSE I WON' RIGHT ON TIM 555 00:36:52,445 --> 00:36:55,615 I'M NOT HERE 'CAUSE YOU SAY SO * * MY, OH, M 556 00:36:55,615 --> 00:36:59,219 GET YOUR ASS U 'CAUSE I WON'T I WON'T I MUST'VE MISSED THE HYPE * 557 00:36:59,219 --> 00:37:04,924 * BUT MAYBE THAT' THE WAY I FEEL THAT'S THE WAY I FEE 558 00:37:04,924 --> 00:37:08,528 I DON'T, I DON'T, I DON'T * * I DON'T GOT A BODY LIKE I SEE IN THE PRESS 559 00:37:08,528 --> 00:37:12,565 SO I GOT TOO DEPRESSED AND PUT SOME PRESS IN MY CHEST * * AND NOW I LOOK IMPRESSIVE 560 00:37:12,565 --> 00:37:17,604 WITH A COUPLE OF PEC JUST LIKE MY FRIENDS SO WELCOME BACK * 561 00:37:17,604 --> 00:37:22,075 * AND TAKE A BREATH YOU'VE COME TO LIF YOU'RE BORED TO DEAT 562 00:37:22,075 --> 00:37:27,213 SO WELCOME BACK * * AND TAKE A BREATH YOU'VE COME TO LIF 563 00:37:27,213 --> 00:37:30,383 BUT I DIGRES PUT YOUR HANDS UP * * 'CAUSE I WON' 564 00:37:30,383 --> 00:37:32,686 RIGHT ON TIM RAISE A GLASS UP 'CAUSE I WON'T * 565 00:37:32,686 --> 00:37:36,823 * MY, OH, M GET YOUR ASS U 'CAUSE I WON'T I WON'T 566 00:37:36,823 --> 00:37:40,427 I MUST'VE MISSED THE HYPE * * BUT MAYBE THAT' THE WAY I FEEL 567 00:37:40,427 --> 00:37:42,862 PUT YOUR HANDS U 'CAUSE I WON'T * * RIGHT ON TIME 568 00:37:42,862 --> 00:37:46,332 I'M NOT HERE 'CAUSE YOU SAY S MY, OH, MY * 569 00:37:46,332 --> 00:37:50,070 * GET YOUR ASS UP 'CAUSE I WON'T I WON'T I MUST'VE MISSED THE HYP 570 00:37:50,070 --> 00:37:58,244 BUT MAYBE THAT'S * * THE WAY I FEE THAT'S THE WAY I FEEL * 571 00:37:58,244 --> 00:38:01,214 * * SO WELCOME BACK AND TAKE A BREAT 572 00:38:01,214 --> 00:38:05,819 YOU'VE COME TO LIF YOU'RE BORED TO DEATH * * SO WELCOME BACK 573 00:38:05,819 --> 00:38:09,856 AND TAKE A BREAT YOU COME TO LIFE YOU'RE BORED TO DEATH * 574 00:38:09,856 --> 00:38:13,360 * SO WELCOME BACK ACAPULCO TEL AVI OR MAYBE JAPAN 575 00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:17,397 AND PRETTY PEOPLE YELL * * AT ME TO FOLLOW THE DANCE SO I DO WHAT YOU TELL ME 576 00:38:17,397 --> 00:38:22,035 TO AND DO IT TO DEAT BUT I CAN'T DO THIS AGAIN * * PUT YOUR HANDS UP 577 00:38:22,035 --> 00:38:26,139 CAUSE I WON' RIGHT ON TIM RAISE A GLASS UP * 578 00:38:26,139 --> 00:38:28,441 * 'CAUSE I WON' MY, OH, MY GET YOUR ASS U 579 00:38:28,441 --> 00:38:32,679 'CAUSE I WON'T I WON'T * * I MUST'VE MISSED THE HYPE BUT MAYBE THAT'S 580 00:38:32,679 --> 00:38:35,749 THE WAY I FEEL PUT YOUR HANDS UP * * 'CAUSE I WON' 581 00:38:35,749 --> 00:38:38,151 RIGHT ON TIM I'M NOT HERE 'CAUSE YOU SAY SO * 582 00:38:38,151 --> 00:38:42,188 * MY, OH, M GET YOUR ASS U 'CAUSE I WON'T I WON'T 583 00:38:42,188 --> 00:38:44,924 I MUST'VE MISSED THE HYPE * * BUT MAYBE THAT' THE WAY I FEEL 584 00:38:44,924 --> 00:38:51,698 THAT'S THE WAY I FEEL * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON. 585 00:38:51,698 --> 00:38:59,673 THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT AJR! "I WON'T" IS OUT NO W! WE'LL BE 586 00:38:59,673 --> 00:39:21,261 RIGHT BACK EVERYBODY GODZILLA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 587 00:39:21,261 --> 00:39:30,870 RIGHT BACK EVERYBODY GODZILLA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 588 00:39:30,870 --> 00:39:38,278 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO MARK WAHLBERG, BILLY PORTER, AJR ONCE AGAIN 589 00:39:38,278 --> 00:39:42,549 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT AND OF COURSE THE ROOTS FROM 590 00:39:42,549 --> 00:39:44,617 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 591 00:39:44,617 --> 00:39:47,153 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY