1 00:00:12,545 --> 00:00:15,248 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:15,248 --> 00:00:22,022 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:26,159 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - KEVIN BACON, 4 00:00:26,159 --> 00:00:31,231 JO KOY COMEDIAN KATHERINE BLANFORD, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:31,231 --> 00:00:36,836 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1693 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:36,836 --> 00:00:42,542 >> Questlove: 1693 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:45,879 --> 00:01:01,695 * * 8 00:01:01,695 --> 00:01:09,769 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 9 00:01:09,769 --> 00:01:11,638 ENJOY YOURSELF ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, EVERYBODY 10 00:01:11,638 --> 00:01:16,576 WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE 11 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:19,746 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR TUNING IN. 12 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:23,116 LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS WELL, GUYS, A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT THIS 13 00:01:23,116 --> 00:01:27,120 IT WAS JUST REVEALED THAT THE PENTAGON DELETED ALL JANUARY 6th-RELATED TEXT 14 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:31,658 MESSAGES FROM THE PHONES OF KEY TRUMP DEFENSE OFFICIALS. YEAH 15 00:01:31,658 --> 00:01:38,965 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHEN SHE HEARD, HILLARY CLINTON WAS LIKE, "WELL, WELL, WELL. 16 00:01:38,965 --> 00:01:44,537 [ LAUGHTER ] I ACTUALLY THINK TRUMP HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. 17 00:01:44,537 --> 00:01:46,840 IF HE WAS INVOLVED, THE PHONES WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN WIPED THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN FLUSHED 18 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:50,443 [ LAUGHTER ] LISTEN TO THIS FEMA JUST WARNED THAT IF THE 19 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:52,245 SOFTWARE FOR THE NATIONAL ALERT SYSTEM ISN'T UPDATED, IT CAN BE HACKED TO SEND OUT FAKE 20 00:01:52,245 --> 00:02:00,653 EMERGENCY ALERTS [ AUDIENCE OOHS EVEN WORSE, FEMA HEARD AND WAS 21 00:02:00,653 --> 00:02:07,394 LIKE, "OH, NO, THAT MESSAGE DIDN'T COME FROM US. [ LAUGHTER ] 22 00:02:07,394 --> 00:02:12,065 SOME MORE NEWS FROM WASHINGTON PRESIDENT BIDEN STILL TESTING POSITIVE FOR COVID, BUT HIS 23 00:02:12,065 --> 00:02:14,401 DOCTOR SAID THAT HE'S FEELING GOOD AND THAT HIS ONLY LINGERING SYMPTOM IS A LOOSE 24 00:02:14,401 --> 00:02:20,306 COUGH. >> Tariq: OH, GROSS. PLEASE DON'T SAY THOSE WORDS 25 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:25,645 >> Jimmy: SAY WHAT LOOSE -- LOOSE COUGH >> Tariq: COME ON, JIMMY 26 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:27,714 I CAN'T HEAR THAT PHRASE, MAN. DON'T SAY IT AGAIN >> Jimmy: WHAT 27 00:02:27,714 --> 00:02:29,649 I'M JUST TELLING PEOPLE THE NEWS PRESIDENT BIDEN HAS -- 28 00:02:31,184 --> 00:02:33,520 >> QUOTE, UNQUOTE, LOOSE COUGH >> A BIT OF A LOOSE COUGH. >> LOOSE COUGH 29 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:37,090 >> LOOSE COUGH >> LOOSE COUGH >> A LOOSE COUGH 30 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:38,992 >> Tariq: JIMMY, COME ON, MAN. SERIOUSLY. I'M GOING TO THROW UP IN MY 31 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:40,727 HAT. >> Jimmy: FROM WHAT? FROM WHAT? 32 00:02:40,727 --> 00:02:41,461 >> Jimmy: FROM WHAT? FROM WHAT? FROM JUST HEARING THIS 33 00:02:42,195 --> 00:02:44,764 >> THE PRESIDENT'S DOCTOR SAYS HE HAS A LOOSE COUGH 34 00:02:44,764 --> 00:02:47,934 >> BUT HAS A LOOSE COUGH >> A LOOSE COUGH >> A BIT OF A LOOSE COUGH. 35 00:02:47,934 --> 00:02:51,771 >> A LOOSE COUGH >> KIND OF LOOSE COUGH >> Tariq: ALL RIGHT, MAN, 36 00:02:51,771 --> 00:02:54,841 ENOUGH YOU WON. JUST TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE 37 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:57,444 >> Jimmy: LIKE WHAT? >> Tariq: I DON'T KNOW SOMETHING BLAND, LIKE THE 38 00:02:57,444 --> 00:02:59,713 SOMETHING BLAND, LIKE THE WEATHER. >> Jimmy: OKAY, THEN 39 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:02,148 THE CITY RIGHT NOW 40 00:03:02,148 --> 00:03:05,118 [ LAUGHTER ] >> SICKY MUGGINESS >> STILL HOT AND STICKY. 41 00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:08,488 >> STEAM, STICKY, SWEATY >> YES >> Tariq: ARE YOU PROUD OF 42 00:03:08,488 --> 00:03:10,790 YOURSELF >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH I AM A LITTLE BIT. 43 00:03:10,790 --> 00:03:13,193 YEAH MOVING ON. TARIQ TROTTER, EVERYBODY 44 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:18,765 [ APPLAUSE ] MOIST WEATHER. >> Steve: MOIST! 45 00:03:18,765 --> 00:03:21,401 >> Jimmy: HE HAS A MOIST COUGH >> Steve: MOIST COUGH. >> Jimmy: MOVING ON, I READ 46 00:03:21,401 --> 00:03:23,069 THAT THE WHITE HOUSE HAS SANCTIONED A WOMAN WHO IS BELIEVED TO BE VLADIMIR PUTIN'S 47 00:03:23,069 --> 00:03:28,508 GIRLFRIEND [ AUDIENCE OOHS IT'S WEIRD WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND 48 00:03:28,508 --> 00:03:31,578 BREAKS UP WITH YOU AND SAYS, "IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S THE INTERNATIONAL SANCTIONS. 49 00:03:31,578 --> 00:03:36,483 [ LAUGHTER ] SOME BUSINESS NEWS TINDER JUST ANNOUNCED THAT 50 00:03:36,483 --> 00:03:40,220 THEIR CEO IS STEPPING DOWN YEP. SHE'S BEEN THERE LESS THAN A 51 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:42,822 A YEAR, BUT IRONICALLY, IT'S STILL THE LONGEST EVER RELATIONSHIP ON TINDER 52 00:03:42,822 --> 00:03:46,726 [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, SINCE IT'S TINDER, I'M SURPRISED IT WASN'T ANNOUNCED 53 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:51,231 AND THEN THE CEO DIDN'T JUST GHOST THE COMPANY. [ LAUGHTER ] 54 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:54,200 BUT THIS WAS NICE. ON HER LAST DAY, THE WHOLE STAFF MADE HER A GIANT COLLAGE 55 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:57,370 OF UNSOLICITED NAKED SELFIES >> Steve: AW [ LAUGHTER ] 56 00:03:57,370 --> 00:04:00,340 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS SWEET WELL, GUYS, EVERYONE LOVES TIKTOK, BUT SOMETIMES YOU JUST 57 00:04:00,340 --> 00:04:01,941 WANT TO SKIP THE BORING PARTS OF A VIDEO AND GET RIGHT TO THE GOOD PART. 58 00:04:01,941 --> 00:04:03,610 WELL, WE ARE HERE TO HELP YOU. FOR INSTANCE, IF YOU ARE WATCHING THIS VIDEO, YOU CAN 59 00:04:03,610 --> 00:04:07,380 FOR INSTANCE, IF YOU ARE WATCHING THIS VIDEO, YOU CAN SKIP THIS PART 60 00:04:10,517 --> 00:04:12,886 >> Jimmy: YEP. AND JUST GO RIGHT TO -- TO 61 00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:13,186 >> Jimmy: YEP. AND JUST GO RIGHT TO -- TO THIS 62 00:04:16,523 --> 00:04:21,628 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 63 00:04:21,628 --> 00:04:25,665 >> Jimmy: WE'RE HERE TO HELP WE - SHE TRICKED THE DOG. 64 00:04:25,665 --> 00:04:27,634 >> Steve: YEAH, TRICKED THAT DOG. >> Jimmy: REALLY TRICKED THAT 65 00:04:27,634 --> 00:04:29,703 DOG. >> Steve: SHE GOT THAT DOG THAT DOG'S DUMB. 66 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:31,905 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT DOG IS DUMB RIGHT? 67 00:04:31,905 --> 00:04:33,873 >> Steve: THAT DOG IS DUMB, MAN. >> Jimmy: YEAH 68 00:04:33,873 --> 00:04:35,842 >> Steve: CAN'T FIGURE OUT NOTHING. WHACK! 69 00:04:35,842 --> 00:04:38,078 >> Jimmy: IDIOT OF A DOG >> Steve: WHAT, DID THEY BUILD THEIR HOUSE WRONG? 70 00:04:38,078 --> 00:04:41,648 HOW DID THEY - >> Jimmy: LET ME GIVE YOU ANOTHER EXAMPLE. 71 00:04:41,648 --> 00:04:43,917 DURING THIS PRODUCTION OF "PETER PAN," YOU CAN SKIP THIS PART 72 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:56,496 [ CRASH [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 73 00:04:56,496 --> 00:05:02,168 >> Jimmy: WOW! THAT'S AN ENTRANCE THAT'S AN ENTRANCE RIGHT THERE 74 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:04,904 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. AND THIS ONE 75 00:05:04,904 --> 00:05:07,040 OH, MAN, THIS MIGHT BE MY FAVORITE HERE'S THE FINAL EXAMPLE 76 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:07,607 FAVORITE HERE'S THE FINAL EXAMPLE YOU CAN SKIP THIS PART 77 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:13,346 >> CHEER, CHEERS >> Jimmy: YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT 78 00:05:13,346 --> 00:05:16,916 >> Jimmy: YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT [ LAUGHTER ] AND YOU GO RIGHT TO THIS PART. 79 00:05:22,455 --> 00:05:23,189 >> Steve: OH 80 00:05:23,189 --> 00:05:28,628 [ APPLAUSE ] OH OH 81 00:05:28,628 --> 00:05:35,301 OH, MOIST COUGH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, LOOSE COUGH. [ CLEARING THROAT 82 00:05:35,301 --> 00:05:37,604 SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS. WARNER BROS. SPENT $90 MILLION ON ITS UPCOMING "BATGIRL" 83 00:05:37,604 --> 00:05:40,940 MOVIE. BUT FOLLOWING POOR TEST AUDIENCE REVIEWS, THEY DECIDED 84 00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:46,246 NOT TO RELEASE IT ANYWHERE >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: I'VE GOT TO SAY, IF 85 00:05:46,246 --> 00:05:49,616 THIS IS PART OF A MARKETING SCHEME, IT'S WORKING 'CAUSE NOW I REALLY WANT TO SEE 86 00:05:49,616 --> 00:05:53,086 THIS MOVIE [ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, THIS IS ROUGH. 87 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:54,988 I MEAN, THERE'S A TV SERIES ABOUT ALFRED THE BUTLER, BUT THIS IS WHERE THEY DREW THE 88 00:05:54,988 --> 00:05:56,956 LINE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HOW BAD COULD IT BE? 89 00:05:56,956 --> 00:05:59,893 I MEAN, NOT ONLY DID "CATS" GET RELEASED, IT WAS IN THEATERS FOR TWO WHOLE MONTHS 90 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:04,931 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WELL, WE ASKED WARNER BROS. TO SEND OVER THE BEST PARTS OF THE 91 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:08,501 MOVIE SO WE COULD JUDGE FOR OURSELVES. AND THIS IS WHAT WE GOT. 92 00:06:09,936 --> 00:06:14,541 >> Jimmy: OH, THERE YOU ARE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YEP. 93 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:17,711 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: HEY, GUYS, LISTEN TO THIS 94 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,579 I READ THAT CNN IS REALLY STRUGGLING RIGHT NOW AS THEIR RATINGS HAVE PLUMMETED NEARLY 95 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:25,919 30% SINCE LAST YEAR. THE BAD NEWS IS CNN HAD TO REPORT THE STORY 96 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:30,957 THE GOOD NEWS IS NOBODY REALLY SAW IT [ LAUGHTER ] 97 00:06:30,957 --> 00:06:32,959 APPARENTLY CNN IS LOSING SO MUCH MONEY THEY JUST TOOK WOLF BLITZER AND 98 00:06:32,959 --> 00:06:37,063 ANDERSON COOPER TO A PAWNSHOP AND TRIED TO SELL THEM AS SILVER 99 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:40,667 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WHAT >> Jimmy: YEAH 100 00:06:40,667 --> 00:06:43,837 GUYS, WE'RE ALWAYS TRYING TO PUT A POSITIVE SPIN ON THE NEWS 101 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:45,772 SO TO MAKE THINGS SEEM A LITTLE LIGHTER, WE TOOK SOME NEWS CLIPS AND PUT A SNAPCHAT FILTER 102 00:06:45,772 --> 00:06:49,709 ON THEM. IT'S TIME FOR "FILTERED NEWS." CHECK THIS OUT 103 00:06:51,478 --> 00:06:54,781 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * FILTERED NEWS * 104 00:06:54,781 --> 00:06:56,416 * >>> TWO TOP AIDES TO FORMER VICE PRESIDENT PENCE HAVE NOW 105 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,618 TESTIFIED BEFORE A FEDERAL GRAND JURY [ LAUGHTER ] 106 00:06:58,618 --> 00:07:00,253 >> IN WASHINGTON, PRESIDENT BIDEN IS IN ISOLATION AGAIN AFTER ANOTHER POSITIVE 107 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,088 COVID TEST OVER THE WEEKEND. >> SOURCES SAY THE HOMELAND SECURITY INSPECTOR GENERAL 108 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:12,065 FIRST LEARNED OF MISSING SECRET SERVICE TEXTS IN MAY OF 2021 >> THE FEDERAL RESERVE IS 109 00:07:12,065 --> 00:07:15,035 EXPECTED TO RAISE INTEREST RATES FOR THE FOURTH TIME THIS YEAR 110 00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:17,537 >> IN WASHINGTON, A TROUBLING REPORT ON THE U.S. ECONOMY IS RAISING NEW CONCERNS ABOUT A 111 00:07:17,537 --> 00:07:21,574 A RECESSION. [ LAUGHTER ] >> SOX ARE FALLING APART 112 00:07:21,574 --> 00:07:24,944 BUT LET'S BUILD FOR THE FUTURE OF THE LEAST >> JOHN, THAT WAS EXPERT WORK. 113 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:28,782 YOU TURN THE MEGA MILLIONS INTO BOOK PROMOTION, THEN INTO RED SOX PROMOTION. 114 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:32,585 >> CNN CAN NOW REVEAL HOW RUSSIA STOPPED DEMOCRATIC CHANGE OVER 6,000 MILES AWAY IN 115 00:07:32,585 --> 00:07:37,290 SUDAN. >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO THAT'S RIGHT 116 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:49,102 THERE YOU GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HEY, YOU GUYS, GET THIS. 117 00:07:49,102 --> 00:07:50,970 IT WAS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT PRIVATE COMPANIES FLYING TO THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION 118 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:54,140 WILL HAVE TO BE CHAPERONED BY A FORMER NASA ASTRONAUT. YEP, SPACE CHAPERONES. 119 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:58,611 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THEY MAKE SURE EVERYONE KEEPS THEIR ROCKET IN THEIR POCKET 120 00:07:58,611 --> 00:08:01,481 [ LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE THEY'LL HAVE THAT ONE FUN CHAPERONE WHO WAS LIKE, 121 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:05,285 "HEY, I SPIKED THE TANG. [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, IT'S NOW THE 122 00:08:05,285 --> 00:08:10,090 MIDDLE OF SUMMER AND OBVIOUSLY THEY BIG TREND OF SUMMER '22 IS, OF COURSE, 123 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:12,859 COASTAL GRANDMAS EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT IT. YOU'VE GOT GRANDMAS IN 124 00:08:12,859 --> 00:08:16,763 MONTERREY, GRANDMAS IN THE HAMPTONS, CAPE COD I'M TALKING FLOPPY HATS, LINEN 125 00:08:16,763 --> 00:08:20,767 OUTFITS, GIANT SUNGLASSES. IT IS THE BIGGEST THING. IN FACT, IT'S THE HOTTEST SONG 126 00:08:20,767 --> 00:08:23,336 IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW, AND WE'RE ABOUT TO DEBUT THE MUSIC VIDEO. 127 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:26,706 SO HERE IT IS, THE WORLD PREMIERE OF "COASTAL GRANDMA" WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM 128 00:08:26,706 --> 00:08:28,108 PREMIERE OF "COASTAL GRANDMA" WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM JANE FONDA 129 00:08:29,909 --> 00:08:36,216 * * YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT 130 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:43,056 YOUR BODY'S DOING TO M IT'S LIKE ALL YOUR COOL COMES NATURALLY * 131 00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:49,896 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * TELL ME WHAT YOU CALL THI I'M IN AGONY * 132 00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:56,069 >> COASTAL GRANDMOTHER * OH OKAY OH OH OKAY * 133 00:08:56,069 --> 00:09:03,643 * STATEMENT NECKLAC FLOPPY HAT BREEZE IN YOUR LINEN PANTS * 134 00:09:03,643 --> 00:09:07,580 * AIN'T NOTHING WRONG WITH THA NOTHING WRON 135 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:12,852 WITH THAT * * YOUR GARDENING GLOVES THEY JUST DRIVE ME CRAZY 136 00:09:12,852 --> 00:09:20,260 ONLY YOU COULD WEAR 18 SHADE OF BEIGE AND NAVY * * OPEN CONCEPT KITCHE 137 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:28,468 SENSIBLE SHOES DIVORCE YOUR HUSBAND AND THEN BINGE "THE VIEW" * 138 00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:35,909 * GO TO THE BEACH AND PUT SOME SHELLS IN A JAR PUT IT IN THE BATHROOM * 139 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:40,046 * NEAR THE TOWEL BA NEAR THE TOWEL BAR * * COASTAL GRANDMA 140 00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:44,417 $5 CHECK IN THE MAIL COASTAL GRANDM SHE'S FINE AS HELL * 141 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:47,487 * COASTAL GRANDMA IT'S PLAIN TO SEE * * COASTAL GRANDMA 142 00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:51,324 GOT ME EATIN DINNER AT 3:00 * * COASTAL GRANDMA 143 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:55,161 OH YEA COASTAL GRANDMA * * 144 00:09:55,161 --> 00:10:00,500 >> NOW, ANYBODY NEED A TUMS? HMM? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 145 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:03,770 >> Jimmy: OUR THANKS TO JANE FONDA HER NEW MOVE, "LUCK," WILL 146 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:07,374 PREMIERE ON APPLE TV+ THIS FRIDAY WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 147 00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:09,642 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 148 00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:13,179 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 149 00:10:13,179 --> 00:10:21,721 * * >> Jimmy: HEY. 150 00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:25,859 HEY, EVERYONE. I WANT TO QUICKLY MENTION, NEXT TUESDAY, AUGUST 9th, WILL BE 151 00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:31,531 THE SEASON PREMIERE OF MY NEW SHOW ON NBC, "PASSWORD." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 152 00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:34,067 >> Steve: WHOA >> Jimmy: YEAH IT AIRS AT 10:00 P.M 153 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:37,671 KEKE PALMER IS THE HOST. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THERE'S LOTS OF CELEBRITY 154 00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:39,272 GUESTS TUNE IN TO NBC NEXT TUESDAY, AUGUST 9th, AT 10:00 P.M. RIGHT 155 00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:43,677 AFTER "AGT." IT'S A FUN SHOW, EVERYBODY [ APPLAUSE ] 156 00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:48,515 SPEAKING OF FUN SHOWS, HE STARS IN THE NEW HORROR FILM "THEY/THEM," WHICH PREMIERES 157 00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:50,250 THIS FRIDAY ON PEACOCK, AND SEASON THREE OF THE SERIES "CITY ON A HILL" IS STREAMING 158 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:59,325 NOW ON SHOWTIME. KEVIN BACON IS HERE TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 159 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,494 >> Steve: COME ON. COME ON! >> Jimmy: A LEGEND 160 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:05,098 ONE OF MY FAVES. >> Steve: THE BEST, THE BEST >> Jimmy: WHAT A GREAT GUEST 161 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:09,469 PLUS, HE IS CURRENTLY ON HIS "FUNNY IS FUNNY" WORLD TOUR, AND HE ALSO STARS IN THE NEW 162 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:12,972 MOVIE "EASTER SUNDAY," WHICH IS IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY. JO KOY IS HERE TONIGHT 163 00:11:12,972 --> 00:11:20,513 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT GREAT STAND-UP FROM KATHERINE BLANFORD, 164 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:25,985 EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOAH 165 00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:27,420 >> Jimmy: RIGHT NOW GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS 166 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:28,154 TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS HERE WE GO 167 00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:30,590 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 168 00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:37,997 * HASHTAG HASHTAGS * * 169 00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:40,400 >> Jimmy: NOW, WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG AND I ASK YOU GUYS TO 170 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:47,974 RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC. SO THIS WEEK I SENT OUT THE HASHTAG #ADDAWORDRUINAPRODUCT. 171 00:11:47,974 --> 00:11:49,809 I ASKED YOU TO TAKE A PRODUCT AND ADD ONE WORD TO CHANGE THE MEANING. 172 00:11:49,809 --> 00:11:54,514 WITHIN MINUTES, IT WAS A A TRENDING TOPIC IN THE U.S. SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG 173 00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:56,116 [ APPLAUSE ] NOW I THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE 174 00:11:56,116 --> 00:12:00,053 #ADDAWORDRUINAPRODUCT TWEETS FROM YOU GUYS. THIS FIRST IS FROM 175 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:04,457 @MELISSAMURACO SHE SAYS, "JOHNSON & BORIS JOHNSON. 176 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:14,100 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS ONE IS FROM @CHRIST0PHRR. HE SAYS, "PEEPING TOM'S 177 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:20,974 DEODORANT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE LUCKILY IT STILL DOESN'T REALLY 178 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:26,079 WORK THIS ONE IS FROM @JENTUSCH SHE SAYS, "HONEY NUT SACK 179 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:31,685 CHEERIOS." >> Steve: OOH. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 180 00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:35,288 "HONEY NUT SACK CHEERIOS?" [ LAUGHTER ] WAIT, WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? 181 00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:38,358 WHAT WAS THAT? >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T JUST SAY IT >> Steve: WHAT DID SHE SAY 182 00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:43,496 >> Jimmy: NUTTIN', HONEY [ LAUGHTER ] THIS ONE -- THIS ONE IS FROM 183 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:51,137 @DANIMAL941. >> Steve: OOH. [ GROWLING ] 184 00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:54,107 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT'S YOUR NAME DAN -- IMAL. 185 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:59,679 THIS IS MY MAN, DANIMAL. [ LAUGHTER ] OH, THIS IS INTERESTING. 186 00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:02,749 >> Steve: OH, IS IT A GOOD ONE >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU KNOW INSOLES, LIKE 187 00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:05,585 DR. SCHOLL'S >> Steve: YEAH, YEAH SOMETHING THAT KEEPS YOUR 188 00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:09,289 FEET -- LIKE, STAND ON >> Jimmy: READY TO RUIN INSOLES? 189 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:13,760 >> Steve: HOW? >> Jimmy: "LEGO INSOLES. THERE YOU GO 190 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,628 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT HURTS 191 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:18,698 OW >> Steve: DAN! >> Jimmy: OW 192 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:21,434 >> Jimmy: DANIMAL, DON'T HURT HIM. >> Steve: DANIMAL. 193 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:25,138 >> Jimmy: PLEASE, DANIMAL, DON'T HURT 'EM [ COUGHING ] 194 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:28,742 DO YOU HAVE A LOOSE COUGH? >> Steve: LOOSE COUGH. >> Jimmy: OKAY 195 00:13:28,742 --> 00:13:33,880 THIS ONE HERE IS FROM @CHEYTATTOOS SHE SAYS, "I'M PREGO." 196 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:37,484 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE CONGRATULATIONS. >> Steve: HEY! 197 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:45,458 >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. >> Steve: IT'S NOT YOURS >> Jimmy: IT'S IN THERE. 198 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:50,463 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THIS ONE IS FROM @STARFLEETMOM SHE SAYS, "DAVE AND BALL 199 00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:56,636 BUSTERS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OH, MY GOD 200 00:13:56,636 --> 00:14:00,540 WHAT >> Jimmy: DAVE AND -- YOU CAN'T SUBMIT ANY OF THESE. 201 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,409 >> Steve: I CAN'T SUBMIT ANY OF THESE? >> Jimmy: NO, THESE ARE FOR 202 00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:03,843 THE -- >> Steve: YOU TURNED ALL MINE DOWN 203 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,745 >> Jimmy: THIS IS FOR THE PUBLIC >> Steve: "NUT SACK CHEERIOS" 204 00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:12,919 AND "BALL BUSTERS. JUDAS PRIEST IT'S A FAMILY SHOW 205 00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:16,723 >> Jimmy: THIS LAST ONE IS HERE FROM @MICHAEL1701. HE SAYS, "REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER 206 00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:20,660 ATHLETIC CUPS. THERE YOU HAVE IT. THOSE ARE OUR "TONIGHT SHOW" 207 00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,529 HASHTAGS TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR FAVORITES, GO TO 208 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:26,399 TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS STICK AROUND WE'RE DOING SOMETHING FUN, AS 209 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:29,836 WE ALWAYS DO, WITH KEVIN BACON WHEN WE COME BACK. YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT. 210 00:14:29,836 --> 00:15:01,668 STICK AROUND * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 211 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:04,671 >> Announcer: THE EARLY 1980s SAW THE RISE OF AN EXCITING NEW ROCK GENRE CALLED 212 00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:11,745 "NEW WAVE," AND ONE DUO WAS AT THE FOREFRONT. ROLAND ORZABAL AND CURT SMITH 213 00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,646 AND THEIR BAND, "TEARS FOR FEARS. IN 1985, TEARS FOR FEARS 214 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:17,550 RELEASED THEIR ALBUM, "SONGS FROM THE BIG CHAIR," WHICH INCLUDED THE SMASH HIT, "HEAD 215 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:20,053 OVER HEELS." WITH ICONIC MELODIES AND THOUGHTFUL LYRICS, THE TRACK 216 00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:27,594 WOULD LIVE ON AS ONE OF THE GREAT ROCK SONGS OF ALL TIME BUT AMERICA NEVER HEARD ITS 217 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:30,630 GREAT ROCK SONGS OF ALL TIME BUT AMERICA NEVER HEARD ITS FIRST DRAFT UNTIL NOW. 218 00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:40,707 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 219 00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:52,519 * * I WANTED TO B WITH YOU ALONE 220 00:15:52,519 --> 00:16:01,795 TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER * * THERE'S RAIN UP IN SEATTL SO IF YOU'RE GOING OUT 221 00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:12,405 YOU MIGHT NEED AN UMBRELLA * * GOT A DEGRE IN METEOROLOGY 222 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:20,814 TO TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER * * ACCORDING TO THE DEW POIN THE HUMIDITY'S U 223 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:26,052 AS THE TEMPERATURES CLIM THAT'S JUST JUST JUST * * SUMMERTIM 224 00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:33,493 FOR THE WEATHE YOU CAN CALL TEARS FOR FEARS WE'LL CHECK THE RADAR * 225 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:41,134 * IF THE SKIES WILL BE CLEA WARM FRONT'S COMIN SO THE CLOUDS DISAPPEA 226 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:44,104 WITH A GENTLE BREEZE * * 80 DEGREE LET'S LET' 227 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:49,142 LOOK AT THE FOUR-DAY * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 228 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:58,084 * FORECAST FOUR DAY FORECAST FOUR DAYS * * AFTER THE SPORTSCAS 229 00:16:58,084 --> 00:17:06,026 THEN THE FORECAST BEGINS AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER * 230 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:12,532 * THERE'S LOW FOG OVERNIGHT SO IF YOU GO FOR A WAL YOU YOU YOU YO 231 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:22,375 MIGHT NEED A SWEATER * * COLD AIR IS RISIN FORMING CUMULUS CLOUDS 232 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:29,349 THAT'S BAROMETRIC PRESSURE * * BUT THE JET STREAM MOVE THE CLOUDS OUT 233 00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:35,822 BY YOUR MORNING COMMUT OH, YOU'LL FEEL THE SUN * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 234 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:45,865 * * AND THIS IS M FOUR-DAY FORECAS 235 00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:53,173 LOOK AT THE MA DON'T NEED AN APP * * THIS IS M 236 00:17:53,173 --> 00:18:00,413 FOUR-DAY FORECAS DA DA-DA DOPP-LE DA-DA-DA DOPP-LER * 237 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:13,626 * DA DA DA DA DOPP-LE DA DA-DA DOPP-LE DA-DA-DA DOPPLER 238 00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:20,633 DA DA DA DA DOPP-LER * * DA DA-DA DOPP-LER DA-DA-DA DOPPLER 239 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:28,942 LOOKS LIKE BLUE SKIE DA DA DOPPLER * * ONE LITTLE CLOU 240 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:34,280 AND THE WEATHER IS NIC DA-DA-DA DOPP-LE FUNNY HOW SUN SHINES YEAH * 241 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:47,961 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WE GET A CALL FROM AMBLIN 242 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:50,864 AND AMBLIN'S LIKE, "HEY, WE WANT A MEETING." SO, YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT IT WAS 243 00:18:50,864 --> 00:18:52,532 THE GENERAL. >> Jimmy: THAT'S STEVEN'S -- YEAH 244 00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:55,802 >> YEAH, IT'S STEVEN'S COMPANY I CALL HIM STEVEN. [ LAUGHTER ] 245 00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:14,087 >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST STARS IN THE NEW HORROR FILM, "THEY/THEM," WHICH PREMIERES 246 00:19:14,087 --> 00:19:15,789 THIS FRIDAY ON PEACOCK AND SEASON THREE OF THE SERIES, "CITY ON A HILL," IS STREAMING 247 00:19:15,789 --> 00:19:26,666 NOW ON SHOWTIME. PLEASE WELCOME BACK KEVIN BACON, LADIES AND 248 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:27,634 PLEASE WELCOME BACK KEVIN BACON, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 249 00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:35,208 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 250 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:49,055 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. >> I'M GOOD. 251 00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:52,592 >> Jimmy: KEVIN BACON! THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK TO THE SHOW 252 00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:54,661 THANK YOU FOR DOING FIRST DRAFTS OF ROCK >> I LOVE DOING THEM, MAN. 253 00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:57,731 IT IS SO MUCH FUN. >> Jimmy: THAT -- I THINK THAT IS OUR NINTH TIME WE'VE DONE 254 00:19:57,731 --> 00:20:00,200 THAT [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, ONE OF THOSE -- I 255 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:03,203 KEEP -- >> I KEEP THINKING THINGS. THEY'RE NOT REALLY GOING TO 256 00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:06,039 HAVE ME DO ANOTHER FIRST DRAFT, ARE THEY [ LAUGHTER ] 257 00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:09,209 THEY MUST HAVE RUN OUT OF OTHER ROCK BITS, BUT OBVIOUSLY NOT >> Jimmy: NO, AND OBVIOUSLY 258 00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:11,945 NOT. AND THEY LOVE TO TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER, THOSE GUYS. 259 00:20:11,945 --> 00:20:13,680 >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT? 260 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:17,650 I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING FUNNY. I WAS -- I'M OUT WITH THE BAND AND THERE'S THIS GUY THAT'S 261 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:20,453 DRIVING US AND I WAS REHEARSING THE -- THE BIT. 262 00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:22,989 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> RIGHT SO I'M LISTENING TO IT AGAIN 263 00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:26,159 AND AGAIN AND AGAIN IN THE CAR AND SINGING ALONG WITH IT. HE GOES, "YOU KNOW, I NEVER 264 00:20:26,159 --> 00:20:32,165 REALIZED THAT SONG WAS SO MUCH ABOUT THE WEATHER. [ LAUGHTER ] 265 00:20:32,165 --> 00:20:34,768 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, "NO, DUDE THEY WROTE THIS. 266 00:20:34,768 --> 00:20:38,938 >> AND TO NOTE, "THESE ARE DIFFERENT LYRICS." THIS IS A -- THIS IS A BIT 267 00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,707 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I FOLLOW YOU ON THE SOCIALS AND I DO LOVE -- YOU'RE ACTUALLY A GREAT 268 00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:44,077 PERSON TO FOLLOW >> OH, THANK YOU >> Jimmy: YOUR WIFE IS ALSO 269 00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:48,815 VERY FUNNY KYRA SEDGWICK IS VERY TALENTED YOU DID THE "FOOTLOOSE" 270 00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:51,718 CHALLENGE ON TIKTOK. >> YES [ LAUGHTER ] 271 00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:54,220 YEAH >> Jimmy: YOU, KEVIN BACON -- >> RIGHT 272 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:56,322 I DID. >> Jimmy: -- DID THE "FOOTLOOSE" CHALLENGE ON 273 00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:58,825 TIKTOK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I DID 274 00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:01,161 YEAH >> Jimmy: BUT BEFORE WE SHOW THIS CLIP OF YOU GUYS DOING, 275 00:21:01,161 --> 00:21:03,730 DID YOU REALIZE THAT YOU AND KYRA COULD DO THIS CHALLENGE >> NO. 276 00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:05,665 NO, NO, NO, NO IN FACT, I DIDN'T -- I NEVER THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS GOING TO 277 00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:11,171 DO IT WITH ME. I LOOKED AT THIS THING AND -- AND IT LOOKS HARD. 278 00:21:11,171 --> 00:21:13,907 I MEAN, IT LOOKS HARD. AND EVERYONE THAT'S DOING IT IS ABOUT, YOU KNOW, 25. 279 00:21:13,907 --> 00:21:19,879 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> AND ALSO, YOU KNOW, I JUST 280 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:24,284 DIDN'T THINK THAT SHE WOULD BE UP FOR, YOU KNOW, BEING DROPPED, BASICALLY 281 00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:25,919 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THAT'S BASICALLY WHAT WE'RE 282 00:21:25,919 --> 00:21:27,354 DOING. >> Jimmy: WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO DO IT 283 00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:30,523 >> I WAS GOING TO DO IT, LIKE, WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL OR WITH ONE OF OUR GOATS OR SOMETHING 284 00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:33,593 LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS GOING TO DO IT -- I WAS 285 00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:36,096 GOING TO DO IT -- BUT SEE, I WOULD HAVE GOT IN TROUBLE FOR THAT 286 00:21:36,096 --> 00:21:38,298 >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. >> RIGHT, I WOULD'VE GOTTEN IN A LOT OF TROUBLE FOR THAT. 287 00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:40,100 >> Jimmy: THOSE -- THOSE STUFFED ANIMAL PEOPLE WILL REALLY GET UPSET OVER THAT 288 00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:43,103 [ LAUGHTER ] >> EXACTLY >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH 289 00:21:43,103 --> 00:21:46,272 WE'VE BEEN IN TROUBLE BEFORE YEAH, YEAH >> YEAH, YEAH. 290 00:21:46,272 --> 00:21:48,775 >> Jimmy: SO YOU SAID -- >> BUT BECAUSE I ASKED HER, I SAID, "HONEY, WOULD YOU BE DOWN 291 00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:50,343 FOR THIS?" SHE WAS LIKE, "OF COURSE, OF COURSE." 292 00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:51,945 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH, I DON'T KNOW IF SHE WAS, LIKE, CHALLENGED OR 293 00:21:51,945 --> 00:21:54,280 WHATEVER I SAID, "OKAY, WELL, LET'S TRY TO FIGURE IT OUT." 294 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,116 I FOUND OUT LATER, BY THE WAY, THAT -- THAT THERE WAS A A TUTORIAL THAT WE COULD HAVE 295 00:21:56,116 --> 00:22:02,055 GONE TO ON TIKTOK. [ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE IT'S ONE OF THESE 296 00:22:02,055 --> 00:22:03,790 THINGS THAT YOU LOOK AT AND YOU -- IT'S HARD TO FIGURE OUT YOU'RE LIKE, "WAIT, MY LEG GOES 297 00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:05,959 OVER HERE. YOUR ARM YOU DO THIS. 298 00:22:05,959 --> 00:22:09,229 AND THEN, YOU KNOW, WE WERE -- IT WAS -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY'RE PROS 299 00:22:09,229 --> 00:22:11,064 >> I MEAN, WE SHOULD'VE FILMED THE -- YEAH, BUT YOU COULD -- YOU COULD HAVE GONE ON TIKTOK 300 00:22:11,064 --> 00:22:14,267 AND FIGURED OUT THE TUTORIAL SO, I SAID, "JUST IN CASE I DROP YOU, LET'S PRACTICE ON THE 301 00:22:14,267 --> 00:22:19,072 BED. SO, I ALMOST WISH WE'D SHOT THAT ONE BECAUSE THAT WAS 302 00:22:19,072 --> 00:22:20,807 HILARIOUS BECAUSE WE'RE STANDING ON OUR BED IN OUR -- IN OUR BEDROOM AND I'M DROPPING 303 00:22:20,807 --> 00:22:27,814 HER. AND SHE'S LIKE, "YOU DROPPED ME." 304 00:22:27,814 --> 00:22:30,750 I WAS LIKE, "WELL, THANK GOD WE'RE USING A BED. >> Jimmy: THIS IS -- YEAH. 305 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:33,286 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE. HERE IS KYRA AND KEVIN DOING 306 00:22:33,286 --> 00:22:36,956 THE "FOOTLOOSE" TIKTOK CHALLENGE. TAKE A LOOK. 307 00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:47,167 OOH THERE'S SOMETHIN TEAR UP THIS TOWEL * * NOW I GOTTA 308 00:22:47,167 --> 00:22:56,009 CUT IT LOOSE FOOTLOOS KICK OFF YOUR SUNDAY SHOES * 309 00:22:56,009 --> 00:22:59,713 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH, BUT HERE'S THE THING. I MEAN, HIGH FIVE. 310 00:22:59,713 --> 00:23:02,248 THAT IS SO NOT COOL? WHO DOES A HIGH FIVE ANYMORE [ LAUGHTER ] 311 00:23:02,248 --> 00:23:04,551 I MEAN, I WAIT -- >> Jimmy: HIGH FIVE -- NOW YOU HAVE TO HIGH FIVE EACH OTHER 312 00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:07,721 >> CAN WE BRING IT BACK? I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE, MAYBE, IT SHOULD COME BACK BECAUSE IT'S 313 00:23:07,721 --> 00:23:11,524 SO OUT THAT IT SHOULD -- I DON'T KNOW WHO DOES HIGH FIVES WHO'S 314 00:23:11,524 --> 00:23:15,895 UNDER, LIKE, 60? >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 315 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:19,399 >> AND IT WAS SO -- IT WAS SO LIT. >> Jimmy: I'M A HIGH FIVER 316 00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:21,601 >> ARE YOU >> Jimmy: YEAH >> OKAY. 317 00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:23,570 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I MEAN, YOU COULD -- YOU COULD ROCK THE HIGH FIVE 318 00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:25,805 WE CAN DO A HIGH FIVE. >> ALL RIGHT >> Jimmy: DO WE DO A HIGH FIVE 319 00:23:25,805 --> 00:23:27,173 AND WE BRING IT BACK >> OKAY, HIGH -- HIGH FIVE, YEAH 320 00:23:27,173 --> 00:23:29,242 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IS THIS -- THIS IS INTERESTING, 321 00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:30,877 THOUGH, BECAUSE I THINK THE HIGH FIVE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE COOLER THAN THE LOW FIVE 322 00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:34,080 LIKE, I THINK THAT WHEN YOU STARTED, IT WAS LIKE -- >> Jimmy: LOW FLICK. 323 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,849 >> -- SLAP YOUR HAND AND THEN EVERYONE WAS LIKE, "I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU 324 00:23:35,849 --> 00:23:38,852 SOMETHING REALLY COOL. WE'RE GOING UP HIGH. >> Jimmy: HIGH 325 00:23:38,852 --> 00:23:41,588 WE'RE GOING REAL HIGH. IT MADE ME LAUGH TOO AT THE END THAT YOU KEPT THE HIGH FIVE IN 326 00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:43,556 YOU COULD HAVE EDITED THAT OUT >> YEAH, YEAH. I DID. 327 00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:46,960 I DID. I JUST DECIDED TO LET MY FREAK FLAG FLY 328 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:51,664 >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR MOVIE, "THEY/THEM." 329 00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:56,002 KEVIN, THIS IS A SCARY MOVIE >> YEAH, IT'S A SCARY MOVIE. IT'S A MOVIE SET IN A GAY 330 00:23:56,002 --> 00:24:00,707 CONVERSION CAMP, AND THAT'S PROBABLY THE SCARIEST THING ABOUT IT 331 00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:02,509 ALL OF THESE YOUNG PEOPLE COME TO THIS CAMP, AND THEY ARE -- AND ARE EITHER BEEN FORCED TO 332 00:24:02,509 --> 00:24:14,454 BE THERE OR THEY DECIDED TO BRING THEMSELVES THERE AND THE HORROR IS THAT I THINK 333 00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:22,462 THAT I CAN TRY TO MAKE THEM BE SOMETHING THAT THEY'RE NOT AND I AM -- I RUN THE CAMP 334 00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:26,966 I'M THE OWNER OF THE CAMP. IT'S BEEN IN MY FAMILY FOR A -- FOR A LONG TIME. 335 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:28,501 AND IT'S ALL -- IT IS WRAPPED UP IN A REALLY FUN SLASHER MOVIE. 336 00:24:28,501 --> 00:24:31,771 AND IT'S VERY -- >> Jimmy: AND YOU KNOW YOUR SLASHER MOVIES 337 00:24:31,771 --> 00:24:34,140 >> I DO. YEAH, I DO >> Jimmy: YOU WERE IN THE FIRST 338 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:36,376 "FRIDAY THE 13th." >> I WAS IN THE VERY FIRST "FRIDAY THE 13th" AT CAMP. 339 00:24:36,376 --> 00:24:38,978 YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH 340 00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:41,081 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW YOUR STUFF. >> SO THIS IS -- SO THIS IS MY RETURN TO CAMP AND AXES AND 341 00:24:41,081 --> 00:24:45,752 BLOOD AND ALL THAT KIND OF STUFF. >> Jimmy: IT'S FRIGHTENING, 342 00:24:45,752 --> 00:24:47,787 YEAH YOU'RE ALSO VERY FRIGHTENING IN A DIFFERENT WAY BUT IN A GOOD 343 00:24:47,787 --> 00:24:52,659 WAY AND I LAUGH TOO. AND "CITY ON A HILL," YOU'RE SO GOOD IN THAT 344 00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:55,495 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH >> Jimmy: IT'S ON ITS THIRD SEASON 345 00:24:55,495 --> 00:25:00,033 AND I JUST LOVE IT I LOVE THAT BOSTON YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST A GREAT 346 00:25:00,033 --> 00:25:01,835 SCENE. THE WHOLE CHARACTER IS JUST AWESOME. 347 00:25:01,835 --> 00:25:03,503 WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THIS SEASON >> YEAH, WELL, HE'S LEFT THE 348 00:25:03,503 --> 00:25:05,372 FBI, JACKIE ROHR, AND GOT KICKED OUT AND THREW HIS BADGE IN THE BOSTON HARBOR AT THE END 349 00:25:05,372 --> 00:25:12,445 OF LAST SEASON >> Jimmy: YEP. >> AND NOW HE'S BASICALLY 350 00:25:12,445 --> 00:25:16,483 SITTING ON THE COUCH AND WATCHING CARTOONS AND DRINKING BEER 351 00:25:16,483 --> 00:25:20,053 [ LAUGHTER ] AND HIS WIFE IS LIKE, "I'VE GOT TO GET YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE. 352 00:25:20,053 --> 00:25:21,588 >> Jimmy: "YEAH, YOU'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE AND DO SOMETHING, BUDDY." 353 00:25:21,588 --> 00:25:23,356 YEAH >> YEAH. AND SO, HE GETS A GIG WORKING 354 00:25:23,356 --> 00:25:26,526 PRIVATE SECURITY AND THINGS GO SOUTH PRETTY QUICKLY >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT TO SEE IT 355 00:25:26,526 --> 00:25:29,562 HERE'S KEVIN BACON IN SEASON THREE OF "CITY ON A HILL." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 356 00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:33,466 >> YOU SAY YOU WANT TO WORK IN BEACON HILL. >> YESTERDAY, YOU SAID I WAS A 357 00:25:33,466 --> 00:25:36,903 A LAZY [ BLEEP ] AND YOU COMPARED ME TO YOUR DEGENERATE FATHER AND YOU BEAT MY BALLS 358 00:25:36,903 --> 00:25:40,273 LIKE SCRAMBLED EGGS. SO YEAH, TWO GRAND A WEEK CASH TO MAKE SURE THE DRYDEN'S DOORS 359 00:25:40,273 --> 00:25:46,446 ARE LOCKED, THAT'S THE RIGHT DECISION >> I KNOW YOU, JACKIE. 360 00:25:46,446 --> 00:25:48,948 NO, THERE'S MORE TO THIS THAN JUST THE MONEY YOU LIKE FEELING LIKE A COP 361 00:25:48,948 --> 00:25:52,419 AGAIN. >> WRONG I DON'T MISS THAT LIFE A SINGLE 362 00:25:52,419 --> 00:26:01,728 [ BLEEP ] BIT. >> GOOD FOR YOU. YOU GOT YOUR FIRST LIE OF THE 363 00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:11,338 DAY OUT OF THE WAY [ WHISTLING >> Jimmy: YEAH 364 00:26:11,338 --> 00:26:13,306 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "FIRST LIE OF THE DAY OUT OF THE WAY. 365 00:26:13,306 --> 00:26:15,608 >> MY FIRST LIE OF THE DAY, NOT TO MENTION MY FIRST F-BOMB >> Jimmy: YEAH 366 00:26:15,608 --> 00:26:17,811 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S 8:00 IN THE MORNING KEVIN BACON, EVERYBODY 367 00:26:17,811 --> 00:26:21,047 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU CAN SEE HIM ON "CITY ON A HILL" NOW ON SHOWTIME AND 368 00:26:21,047 --> 00:26:25,685 "THEY/THEM" ON PEACOCK THIS FRIDAY WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 369 00:26:25,685 --> 00:26:28,088 JO KOY STICK AROUND KEVIN BACON! 370 00:26:28,088 --> 00:26:46,072 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS ONE 371 00:26:46,072 --> 00:26:47,841 OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL STANDUP COMEDIANS IN THE WORLD, WHO IS CURRENTLY ON HIS "FUNNY IS 372 00:26:47,841 --> 00:26:55,648 FUNNY" WORLD TOUR. HE ALSO STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "EASTER SUNDAY," WHICH IS IN 373 00:26:55,648 --> 00:26:59,085 THEATERS THIS FRIDAY EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME JO KOY 374 00:27:03,490 --> 00:27:16,536 * * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK JO! 375 00:27:16,536 --> 00:27:18,505 OH YOU'VE GOT SO MUCH GOING ON. >> A LOT 376 00:27:18,505 --> 00:27:20,240 A LOT, A LOT >> Jimmy: YOU GOT A LOT GOING ON 377 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,108 "EASTER SUNDAY" IS OUT THIS FRIDAY >> YES 378 00:27:22,108 --> 00:27:24,511 >> Jimmy: IN THEATERS. >> UNBELIEVABLE. >> Jimmy: THIS IS A BIG DEAL 379 00:27:24,511 --> 00:27:26,813 YOUR "FUNNY IS FUNNY" WORLD TOUR, SELLING OUT ARENAS >> I KNOW, I KNOW. 380 00:27:26,813 --> 00:27:30,850 IT'S CRAZY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE EVEN SAYING IT - 381 00:27:30,850 --> 00:27:35,055 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, IT'S SUCH A FUN RIDE TO DO ALL THIS. BECAUSE YOU REMEMBER STARTING 382 00:27:35,055 --> 00:27:36,656 OUT. I MEAN, WHEN DID YOU START DOING STANDUP? 383 00:27:36,656 --> 00:27:39,059 >> I STARTED IN 1989 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEP 384 00:27:39,059 --> 00:27:41,361 >> Jimmy: TEENAGER >> OH, THE WORST I HAD BABY HAIR. 385 00:27:41,361 --> 00:27:43,096 I HAD A LITTLE ASIAN BABY HAIR, AND I LET IT GROW FOR, LIKE, TWO WEEKS AND I USED THIS 386 00:27:43,096 --> 00:27:48,802 MASCARA. BECAUSE IT WAS AT A BAR. THE BAR IS STILL THERE 387 00:27:48,802 --> 00:27:51,304 IT'S ON TROPICANA AND EASTERN. I SWEAR! >> Jimmy: YOU USED MASCARA ON 388 00:27:51,304 --> 00:27:54,574 YOUR WISPY MUSTACHE? >> YEAH. IT WAS SO WISPY, TOO 389 00:27:54,574 --> 00:27:56,776 [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS SO WISPY. >> Jimmy: IT WAS FLYING AROUND 390 00:27:56,776 --> 00:27:59,379 >> YEAH, LIKE, WHEN THE DOORS OPENED, MY MUSTACHE OPENED TOO [ LAUGHTER ] 391 00:27:59,379 --> 00:28:04,417 IT WOULD OPEN AND GO, "HELLO," AND THEN CLOSE [ LAUGHTER ] 392 00:28:04,417 --> 00:28:07,554 IT WAS SO BAD. AND I REMEMBER DARKENING IT AND GOING TO THIS BAR. 393 00:28:07,554 --> 00:28:11,424 I WAS, LIKE, 18, 19. AND I REMEMBER "DON'T ORDER A DRINK," BECAUSE THEY MIGHT 394 00:28:11,424 --> 00:28:16,029 ASK FOR YOUR I.D I WENT UP AND I BOMBED I BOMBED SO BAD. 395 00:28:16,029 --> 00:28:19,399 ALL I COULD TALK ABOUT WAS, I THINK CONDOMS? I THOUGHT THAT WAS EDGY. 396 00:28:19,399 --> 00:28:21,267 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I WAS LIKE 18 YEARS OLD, BUYING CON -- NO ONE LAUGHED AT THE 397 00:28:21,267 --> 00:28:25,305 CONDOM JOKE. THE GUY BEFORE ME WAS A LIONEL RICHIE IMPERSONATOR 398 00:28:25,305 --> 00:28:28,241 HE CRUSHES IT. >> Jimmy: UGH! >> YEAH, I LOST TO A 399 00:28:28,241 --> 00:28:32,145 A LIONEL RICHIE IMPERSONATOR [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT WHEN I WAS ONSTAGE, WHILE I 400 00:28:32,145 --> 00:28:38,051 WAS BOMBING, MY MOUTH GOT DRY, AND MY TONGUE STARTED STICKING TO THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH. 401 00:28:38,051 --> 00:28:40,053 AND I GO -- I STARTED TALKING ABOUT IT I WAS LIKE, "HEY, YOU EVER -- 402 00:28:40,053 --> 00:28:46,393 YOUR MOUTH GET SO DRY IT STICKS TO THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH? AND THIS LADY AT THE BAR GOES, 403 00:28:46,393 --> 00:28:50,296 "PUT A CONDOM ON IT. [ LAUGHTER ] AND CRUSHES! 404 00:28:50,296 --> 00:28:53,166 >> Jimmy: CRUSHES. >> CRUSHES CRUSHES WITH THE JOKE I BOMBED 405 00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:56,770 WITH [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS LIKE SO -- 406 00:28:56,770 --> 00:28:58,505 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHEN YOU KNOW IT'S BAD >> HUMILIATING 407 00:28:58,505 --> 00:29:04,010 HOW DID IT WORK FOR YOU? I WROTE IT >> Jimmy: YEAH 408 00:29:04,010 --> 00:29:06,913 GOOD DELIVERY RIGHT THERE. >> YES >> Jimmy: LOOK AT YOU NOW. 409 00:29:06,913 --> 00:29:08,782 LOOK AT YOU NOW SELLING OUT ARENAS COME ON, BUDDY 410 00:29:08,782 --> 00:29:11,184 COME ON, BUD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR 411 00:29:11,184 --> 00:29:15,021 MOVIE. >> YES >> Jimmy: THIS IS A BIG DEAL 412 00:29:15,021 --> 00:29:17,524 THIS IS IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY IT'S CALLED "EASTER SUNDAY." 413 00:29:17,524 --> 00:29:19,292 >> UNBELIEVABLE. >> Jimmy: TELL THE STORY, IF YOU CAN, HOW -- I'LL SET YOU 414 00:29:19,292 --> 00:29:23,630 UP BUT HOW IS STEVEN SPIELBERG INVOLVED IN YOUR LIFE? 415 00:29:23,630 --> 00:29:27,233 AND THIS IS -- >> THIS IS -- THIS IS NUTS >> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT 416 00:29:27,233 --> 00:29:32,472 >> SO, MY SPECIAL CAME OUT ON NETFLIX CALLED "COMING IN HOT," AND WE GET A CALL FROM AMBLIN. 417 00:29:32,472 --> 00:29:34,774 AND AMBLIN IS LIKE, "HEY, WE WANT A MEETING." SO, YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT IT WAS 418 00:29:34,774 --> 00:29:37,077 A GENERAL. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I THOUGHT IT WAS -- YEAH, 419 00:29:37,077 --> 00:29:39,913 IT'S STEVEN'S COMPANY. I CALL HIM STEVEN. [ LAUGHTER ] 420 00:29:39,913 --> 00:29:42,048 >> Jimmy: STEVE! SINCE WHEN >> HEY, STEVE! 421 00:29:42,048 --> 00:29:46,052 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU EVER MET HIM? 422 00:29:46,052 --> 00:29:48,755 NO >> NO. [ LAUGHTER ] 423 00:29:48,755 --> 00:29:58,465 >> Jimmy: COME ON, BUD >> OH, SO GOOD OH, MY GOD 424 00:29:58,465 --> 00:30:00,667 I HAVE AN EMAIL AND I'M GOING TO FRAME IT. IT'S AMAZING 425 00:30:00,667 --> 00:30:06,139 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT, WHAT HAPPENED WAS THEY BROUGHT ME IN FOR -- 426 00:30:06,139 --> 00:30:13,880 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT WAS SO GOOD I'M CRYING RIGHT NOW 427 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:16,816 OKAY, OKAY, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. ALL RIGHT. 428 00:30:16,816 --> 00:30:18,618 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO HE SEES YOUR SPECIAL >> WHY DO YOU HAVE TO CALL ME 429 00:30:18,618 --> 00:30:19,886 OUT? >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW 430 00:30:19,886 --> 00:30:21,588 [ LAUGHTER ] I DIDN'T PLAN ON THAT. I DIDN'T PLAN THAT 431 00:30:21,588 --> 00:30:24,791 SORRY. >> SO, WE GET THE CALL OKAY 432 00:30:24,791 --> 00:30:28,094 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. STOP, STOP, STOP 433 00:30:28,094 --> 00:30:30,363 OKAY, SO WE GET THE CALL, AND I THINK IT'S A GENERAL AND WE GO IN 434 00:30:30,363 --> 00:30:32,132 AMD LITERALLY, IT'S ME AND MY MANAGER, AND IT'S LIKE EVERY OTHER PERSON THAT'S WALKING UP 435 00:30:32,132 --> 00:30:37,270 TO ME IS LIKE, "STEVEN CAN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT YOU." "STEVEN LOVES YOUR COMEDY. 436 00:30:37,270 --> 00:30:41,174 "STEVEN THINKS YOU'RE SO FUNNY. LITERALLY, STEVEN, STEVEN, 437 00:30:41,174 --> 00:30:44,911 STEVEN WE GET TO THE MEETING. HOLLY AND JEB'S IN THE MEETING 438 00:30:44,911 --> 00:30:49,616 AND THEY'RE LIKE, "STEVEN LOVES YOUR COMEDY. AND I'M LIKE -- I STOP THEM. 439 00:30:49,616 --> 00:30:52,218 AND I'M LIKE, "LOOK, ARE WE TALKING ABOUT STEVEN FROM ACCOUNTING?" 440 00:30:52,218 --> 00:30:56,156 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OR - [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER 441 00:30:56,156 --> 00:30:59,659 >> 'CAUSE THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT "E.T." STEVEN? >> Jimmy: THE ONE AND ONLY 442 00:30:59,659 --> 00:31:01,294 >> AND THEY'RE LIKE, "NO, IT'S STEVEN." AND THEY'RE LIKE, "HE'S BEEN 443 00:31:01,294 --> 00:31:03,129 TELLING EVERYONE TO WATCH YOUR SPECIAL AND HE LOVES YOU AND HE WANTS TO MAKE A MOVIE WITH YOU 444 00:31:03,129 --> 00:31:05,432 AND WHAT MOVIE IDEA YOU HAVE?" AND I PITCHED "EASTER SUNDAY" IN THE ROOM. 445 00:31:05,432 --> 00:31:13,306 THEY BOUGHT IT IN THE ROOM AND THEN LITERALLY WE WENT TO LUNCH -- 446 00:31:13,306 --> 00:31:19,245 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S CRAZY WE WENT TO LUNCH AND EVEN THEN 447 00:31:19,245 --> 00:31:22,248 WE'RE LIKE, "OKAY, THIS ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. AND THEN WE GO TO LUNCH AND 448 00:31:22,248 --> 00:31:25,418 THEN HOLLY CALLS AND IS LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, WE'RE MAKING MOVES RIGHT NOW. 449 00:31:25,418 --> 00:31:29,689 WE'RE GONNA LOOK -- FIND -- FOR A WRITER WE'RE GOING TO START LOOKING 450 00:31:29,689 --> 00:31:33,193 FOR YOUR DIRECTOR. AND I'M LIKE, "WHAT? AND THEN THE PANDEMIC HIT. 451 00:31:33,193 --> 00:31:37,130 EVERYTHING SHUT DOWN I'M LIKE, "OH, THERE WE GO." YEAH, HERE GOES THAT DREAM 452 00:31:37,130 --> 00:31:39,699 IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN AND THEY DIDN'T CARE THEY'RE LIKE, "WHEN SOMETHING 453 00:31:39,699 --> 00:31:41,267 OPENS UP, WE'RE GOING TO MAKE THIS MOVIE." AND VANCOUVER OPENED UP, AND 454 00:31:41,267 --> 00:31:44,671 RIGHT AWAY >> Jimmy: HE MADE IT >> HE MADE THE MOVIE, YEAH 455 00:31:44,671 --> 00:31:48,274 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: EIGHT MONTHS LATER >> EIGHT MONTHS LATER. 456 00:31:48,274 --> 00:31:50,777 >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT A GREAT DIRECTOR >> JAY CHANDRASEKHAR 457 00:31:50,777 --> 00:31:53,279 >> Jimmy: JAY CHANDRASEKHAR IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST DUDES OUT THERE. 458 00:31:53,279 --> 00:31:55,148 >> AND I WAS WITH HIM LAST NIGHT AND HE SAID HE WANTED ME TO TELL YOU HE LOVES YOU SO 459 00:31:55,148 --> 00:31:57,751 MUCH >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT DUDE, MAN. 460 00:31:57,751 --> 00:31:59,719 HE'S ONE OF THE FUNNIEST DUDES EVER, MAN. >> INCREDIBLE. 461 00:31:59,719 --> 00:32:03,757 >> Jimmy: WHAT A GREAT STORY YOU'RE MAKING SOME HISTORY HERE 462 00:32:03,757 --> 00:32:07,060 FOR -- TELL EVERYONE WHAT "EASTER SUNDAY" IS ALL ABOUT >> WELL, IT'S JUST -- IT'S A 463 00:32:07,060 --> 00:32:10,130 A FAMILY IT'S MY FAMILY IT'S LIKE, YEAH, WE'RE 464 00:32:10,130 --> 00:32:12,832 FILIPINO AND IT'S SPECIFICALLY FILIPINO BUT IT'S NOT SPECIFIC, YOU KNOW 465 00:32:12,832 --> 00:32:17,437 WHAT I MEAN? IT'S PEOPLE THAT WE LIVE WITH. WE'RE ALL IN HERE RIGHT NOW, 466 00:32:17,437 --> 00:32:20,173 WE'RE HANGING OUT. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THE LIGHTS ARE OFF, WE'RE 467 00:32:20,173 --> 00:32:23,443 ALL THE SAME COLOR [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 468 00:32:23,443 --> 00:32:28,081 >> YOU TURN THE LIGHTS ON, ALL OF A SUDDEN, WE'RE SEPARATE. AND IT DOESN'T MAKES SENSE 469 00:32:28,081 --> 00:32:29,649 SO THAT'S WHAT THIS STORY IS ABOUT. IT'S JUST A STORY ABOUT 470 00:32:29,649 --> 00:32:32,085 A FAMILY THAT HAPPENS TO BE FILIPINO WE'RE GOING TO LAUGH ABOUT IT. 471 00:32:32,085 --> 00:32:34,354 WE'RE GOING TO CRY WE'RE GOING TO ENJOY THEIR PAIN 472 00:32:34,354 --> 00:32:37,424 WE'RE GOING TO ENJOY THEIR JOY AND YOU'RE GOING TO REALIZE THAT A MOTHER IS A MOTHER, A 473 00:32:37,424 --> 00:32:41,561 A SON IS A SON, AND A FAMILY IS A FAMILY NO MATTER WHAT YOU ARE. 474 00:32:41,561 --> 00:32:45,932 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S GREAT I WANT TO SHOW -- I WANT TO 475 00:32:45,932 --> 00:32:49,336 SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S JO KOY AND TIFFANY HADDISH IN "EASTER 476 00:32:49,336 --> 00:32:50,704 TIFFANY HADDISH IN "EASTER SUNDAY." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 477 00:32:55,475 --> 00:32:56,109 JOE? 478 00:32:56,109 --> 00:32:59,579 IS THAT YOU, JOE?! >> VANESSA >> YES 479 00:32:59,579 --> 00:33:02,315 >> WOW MAN, YOU'RE A COP NOW? >> YEAH, HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 480 00:33:02,315 --> 00:33:05,485 TEN YEARS. YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT IF YOU WOULDN'T HAVE GHOSTED ME 481 00:33:05,485 --> 00:33:09,656 THE WAY YOU DID. >> YEAH. >> IS THIS YOUR DAD? 482 00:33:09,656 --> 00:33:11,358 >> YEAH. >> YOU KNOW ME AND YOUR DADDY, WE USED TO BE REAL INTIMATE 483 00:33:11,358 --> 00:33:15,095 BACK IN THE DAY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, REALLY? 484 00:33:15,095 --> 00:33:17,063 >> BUT I COULD HAVE BEEN YOUR MOM. [ LAUGHTER ] 485 00:33:17,063 --> 00:33:20,667 BUT CLEARLY I'M NOT. I'M NOT. JOE VALENCIA 486 00:33:20,667 --> 00:33:25,138 >> YES >> I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. IN A SUBARU AT THAT. 487 00:33:25,138 --> 00:33:27,874 WHAT HAPPENED? YOU JUST GAVE UP, HUH? [ LAUGHTER ] 488 00:33:27,874 --> 00:33:29,509 YOU KNOW, WHEN I SAW THIS SUBARU, I WAS THINKING TO MYSELF, "THAT GOT TO BE TWO 489 00:33:29,509 --> 00:33:33,446 LADIES AND A LABRADOODLE." [ LAUGHTER ] BUT NOPE 490 00:33:33,446 --> 00:33:36,082 IT'S YOU, JOE. >> YEAH, IT'S ME >> IT'S YOU, JOE 491 00:33:36,082 --> 00:33:40,987 >> IT'S ME VANESSA >> GET THE HELL OUT THE CAR. >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT 492 00:33:40,987 --> 00:33:44,724 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JO KOY, EVERYBODY. "EASTER SUNDAY" IS IN THEATERS 493 00:33:44,724 --> 00:33:46,559 THIS FRIDAY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH STANDUP FROM 494 00:33:46,559 --> 00:33:49,429 KATHERINE BLANFORD STICK AROUND, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 495 00:33:49,429 --> 00:34:03,276 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST HAS 496 00:34:03,276 --> 00:34:08,948 HER COMEDY ALBUM "SALT DADDY" AVAILABLE ON APPLE MUSIC MAKING HER TELEVISION DEBUT, 497 00:34:08,948 --> 00:34:13,053 MAKING HER TELEVISION DEBUT, PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY KATHERINE BLANFORD 498 00:34:15,422 --> 00:34:18,792 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 499 00:34:18,792 --> 00:34:30,136 >> OH! THIS IS SO COOL! OH, MY GOD 500 00:34:30,136 --> 00:34:32,672 ESPECIALLY BECAUSE I GREW UP A A WEIRD KID. AND MY PARENTS WANTED ME TO BE 501 00:34:32,672 --> 00:34:37,577 NORMAL SO BAD. SO THEY MADE ME PICK A SPORT SO I PICKED CROSS COUNTRY 502 00:34:37,577 --> 00:34:45,085 BECAUSE IT WAS THE CLOSEST THING TO BEING A HORSE [ LAUGHTER ] 503 00:34:45,085 --> 00:34:47,087 IT WAS A THING AND THEN A MILE INTO EVERY RACE, I WOULD REMEMBER, "OH, I 504 00:34:47,087 --> 00:34:53,426 HATE RUNNING I'M MORE OF A SHOW PONY. RIGHT? 505 00:34:53,426 --> 00:34:55,295 [ LAUGHTER ] SO, I WOULD FAKE PASS OUT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 506 00:34:55,295 --> 00:35:00,433 I GOT REALLY GOOD AT IT. I WOULD DO A COUPLE LITTLE LAZY TWIRLS 507 00:35:00,433 --> 00:35:02,035 AND THEN ON THE WAY DOWN, I WOULD GRAB A GIRL'S HAIR FOR WITNESS. 508 00:35:02,035 --> 00:35:09,042 [ LAUGHTER ] REMEMBER ME. AND MY MOM GOT WORRIED 509 00:35:09,042 --> 00:35:10,810 SHE WAS LIKE, "KATHERINE, I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU TO SEE A A CARDIOLOGIST FOR YOUR 510 00:35:10,810 --> 00:35:14,514 FAINTING," BECAUSE MY MOTHER BELIEVED IN ME TOO MUCH. 511 00:35:14,514 --> 00:35:18,118 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I DIDN'T TELL HER I WAS FAKING IT. 512 00:35:18,118 --> 00:35:22,722 I LET THEM RUN HOURS OF TESTS ON ME. AND THEN THIS SWEET LITTLE 513 00:35:22,722 --> 00:35:24,524 HEART DOCTOR TOLD MY MOTHER AND I THAT I WAS HIS FIRST PATIENT THAT HE EVER DIAGNOSED WITH 514 00:35:24,524 --> 00:35:39,673 A PERSONALITY DISORDER [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE HERE'S THE BEST PART, THOUGH 515 00:35:39,673 --> 00:35:45,879 HE STILL GAVE ME AN INHALER. [ LAUGHTER ] HE WAS LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW 516 00:35:45,879 --> 00:35:56,589 IT COULD BE ALLERGIES, BUT IT'S PROBABLY NARCISSISM. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 517 00:35:56,589 --> 00:35:59,526 NOW GO AHEAD GO AHEAD, TAKE A LITTLE PUFF OF THIS AIR MILK EVERY TIME YOU'RE 518 00:35:59,526 --> 00:36:04,798 HAVING A HARD TIME NOT BEING THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. [ LAUGHTER ] 519 00:36:04,798 --> 00:36:08,735 AND THEN I JUST BECAME AN INHALER KID. AND INHALERS ARE GOOD. 520 00:36:08,735 --> 00:36:12,672 THEY HELP YOU NOT LOSE YOUR BREATH OR YOUR VIRGINITY [ LAUGHTER ] 521 00:36:12,672 --> 00:36:15,842 SO IT WAS A HARD CHILDHOOD BUT NOW I'M DOING GREAT. I'M TOO CUTE, TOO CUTE TO BE 522 00:36:15,842 --> 00:36:19,245 DOING COMEDY I SHOULD BE SELLING MEDICAL EQUIPMENT. 523 00:36:19,245 --> 00:36:24,050 [ LAUGHTER ] BEFORE COMEDY THOUGH, I WAS A NANNY, BECAUSE I'M PASSIONATE 524 00:36:24,050 --> 00:36:29,622 ABOUT EATING RICH PEOPLE'S FOOD [ LAUGHTER ] 525 00:36:29,622 --> 00:36:32,559 AND SOMETIMES THE PARENTS WOULD MAKE COMMENTS ABOUT HOW QUICKLY THE FRIDGE EMPTIED 526 00:36:32,559 --> 00:36:35,528 AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, OKAY. HOLD ON. FIRST OF ALL, YOU DON'T KNOW 527 00:36:35,528 --> 00:36:39,666 HOW HARD IT IS TO BE A A STAY-AT-YOUR-HOME MOTHER." [ LAUGHTER ] 528 00:36:39,666 --> 00:36:44,471 THEY WERE A WEALTHY FAMILY IN THE SOUTH, SO ALL THEIR KIDS WERE NAMED AFTER NATURE. 529 00:36:44,471 --> 00:36:51,077 I HAD A LILY, I HAD A FORREST, AND I HAD A TREASURE MAP III [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 530 00:36:51,077 --> 00:36:53,780 I WAS A GREAT NANNY, THOUGH, BECAUSE I LEARNED FROM HAVING A GREAT MOM. 531 00:36:53,780 --> 00:36:55,849 AND I LOVE TALKING ABOUT MY MOM. SHE PASSED AWAY WHEN I WAS 22 532 00:36:55,849 --> 00:36:59,519 YEARS OLD. IT'S HARD TO SAY A JOKE AFTER THIS NOW BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE 533 00:36:59,519 --> 00:37:03,390 THINKING IT'S SAD THAT I'M OLDER THAN 22 AND I STILL DRESS LIKE THIS. 534 00:37:03,390 --> 00:37:10,030 [ LAUGHTER ] I DRESS LIKE A MALE FIGURE SKATER FROM 1994 535 00:37:10,030 --> 00:37:17,270 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE BUT I STILL HEAR FROM MY MOM YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW IF 536 00:37:17,270 --> 00:37:19,105 YOU'VE EVER GOTTEN A SIGN FROM UP ABOVE, BUT THE OTHER DAY, I WAS DRIVING DOWN THE INTERSTATE 537 00:37:19,105 --> 00:37:24,711 JUST SCROLLING THROUGH INSTAGRAM -- [ LAUGHTER ] 538 00:37:24,711 --> 00:37:31,918 AND I SAW THIS AD FOR DISCOUNTED BOTOX SO, I JUST COMMENTED, "UGH 539 00:37:31,918 --> 00:37:39,225 OKAY, MOM! [ LAUGHTER ] MY MOM WAS A NURSE FOR A 540 00:37:39,225 --> 00:37:43,730 A PLASTIC SURGEON. AND WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER, MY MOTHER TOLD ME I NEEDED BOTOX. 541 00:37:43,730 --> 00:37:49,302 BECAUSE SOMETIMES A MOTHER'S TOUCH HURTS. [ LAUGHTER ] 542 00:37:49,302 --> 00:37:51,237 AND SHE WOULD COME HOME WITH THESE LITTLE VIALS OF EXPIRED BOTOX, AND THEN SHE WOULD CHASE 543 00:37:51,237 --> 00:37:58,144 ME AROUND THE HOUSE WITH A A SYRINGEFUL YEAH, IT WAS OUR LITTLE GAME 544 00:37:58,144 --> 00:38:08,521 WE CALLED IT FREEZE TAG. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE INSTEAD OF COUNTING TO TEN, YOU 545 00:38:08,521 --> 00:38:12,258 JUST STAY FROZEN FOR THREE TO FOUR MONTHS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 546 00:38:12,258 --> 00:38:13,860 BUT I AM OBSESSED WITH INSTAGRAM. MY FRIENDS AND I, WE'RE 547 00:38:13,860 --> 00:38:15,595 OBSESSED WITH THOSE INFLUENCERS THAT'LL GO TO TULUM, MEXICO, AND THEY'LL TAKE A YACHT 548 00:38:15,595 --> 00:38:22,202 EXCURSION. SO WE WERE LIKE, "WE'VE GOT TO DO THAT. 549 00:38:22,202 --> 00:38:25,038 SO, WE PUT ALL OF OUR MONEY TOGETHER AND WE WENT TO FORT LAUDERDALE. 550 00:38:25,038 --> 00:38:27,707 [ LAUGHTER ] AND WE WANTED TO TAKE A YACHT EXCURSION, SO WE FOUND A MAN ON 551 00:38:27,707 --> 00:38:33,146 CRAIGSLIST TO TAKE US ON HIS PONTOON INTO THE OCEAN, WHERE YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY 552 00:38:33,146 --> 00:38:38,385 AND THAT DOES SOUND SKETCHY BUT WE KNEW WE WERE SAFE BECAUSE HIS NAME WAS SALT DADDY. 553 00:38:38,385 --> 00:38:49,429 [ LAUGHTER ] SO, WE KNEW HE HAD DAUGHTERS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 554 00:38:49,429 --> 00:38:52,832 HE WAS GREAT HE POURED US DRINKS AND HE PLAYED US MUSIC, AND WE DID 555 00:38:52,832 --> 00:38:56,536 WHAT GOOD LITTLE WHITE GIRLS ARE SUPPOSED TO DO WE WERE TWERKING TO TIM McGRAW 556 00:38:56,536 --> 00:39:01,074 [ LAUGHTER ] AND WE WERE FEELING SO CUTE BECAUSE SALT DADDY WAS TAKING 557 00:39:01,074 --> 00:39:02,809 A LOT OF VIDEOS. [ LAUGHTER ] JUST BEING A CLASSIC DAD, YOU 558 00:39:02,809 --> 00:39:11,618 KNOW, FILMING ALL THE PROUD MOMENTS ON HIS iPAD. AND THEN RIGHT AT THAT MOMENT, 559 00:39:11,618 --> 00:39:16,623 THIS HUGE BOAT PULLED UP, AND IT WAS FULL OF THESE JUST GORGEOUS WOMEN 560 00:39:16,623 --> 00:39:19,926 AND SALT DADDY WAS ABOUT TO GET ON THEIR BOAT. AND I REALIZED, I WAS LIKE, 561 00:39:19,926 --> 00:39:23,530 "WAIT, I'M NOT READY FOR A NEW MOM YET. SO, I PULLED MY BEST MOVE, AND 562 00:39:23,530 --> 00:39:29,069 I FAKE PASSED OUT. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT ON THE WAY DOWN, I FOR REAL 563 00:39:29,069 --> 00:39:34,074 FELL OVERBOARD AND AS I WAS GOING UNDER, I COULD HEAR EVERYBODY SHOUTING 564 00:39:34,074 --> 00:39:39,479 MY NAME. AND I SAW SALT DADDY DIVE IN TO SAVE ME. 565 00:39:39,479 --> 00:39:43,650 AND MY LUNGS STARTED TO FILL UP WITH WATER, AND THEN MY HEART STARTED TO FILL UP WITH ALL THE 566 00:39:43,650 --> 00:39:46,486 ATTENTION I WAS GETTING. [ LAUGHTER ] AND THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED, 567 00:39:46,486 --> 00:39:51,391 "OH, I SHOULD HAVE JOINED THE SWIM TEAM. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 568 00:39:51,391 --> 00:39:57,630 THANK YOU SO MUCH. I'VE BEEN KATHERINE BLANFORD * 569 00:39:57,630 --> 00:40:01,468 >> Jimmy: SHE BELIEVED IN YOU TOO MUCH I LOVE THAT. 570 00:40:01,468 --> 00:40:04,070 KATHERINE BLANFORD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KATHERINE BLANFORD 571 00:40:04,070 --> 00:40:07,907 "SALT DADDY" IS AVAILABLE ON APPLE MUSIC. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY 572 00:40:07,907 --> 00:40:28,828 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 573 00:40:28,828 --> 00:40:33,433 KEVIN BACON, JO KOY, JANE FONDA, KATHERINE BLANFORD RIGHT HERE 574 00:40:33,433 --> 00:40:38,338 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND OF COURSE THE ROOTS FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 575 00:40:38,338 --> 00:40:40,206 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 576 00:40:40,206 --> 00:40:40,206 SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE