1 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:11,578 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:11,578 --> 00:00:18,551 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:18,551 --> 00:00:22,155 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - JOEL McHALE, 4 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:27,093 ZOEY DEUTCH, MUSICAL GUEST, SAUCY SANTANA AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:27,093 --> 00:00:33,166 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1694 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:33,166 --> 00:00:38,972 >> Questlove: 1694 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:58,558 * * 8 00:00:58,558 --> 00:01:02,395 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 9 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:04,898 WELCOME. ENJOY YOURSELF I KNOW 10 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:07,067 THAT'S A GREAT CROWD WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 11 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:10,470 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT. 12 00:01:10,470 --> 00:01:14,841 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS 13 00:01:14,841 --> 00:01:17,344 LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS GUYS, TODAY THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION OFFICIALLY 14 00:01:17,344 --> 00:01:22,082 DECLARED MONKEYPOX A PUBLIC HEALTH EMERGENCY YEAH, ANOTHER PUBLIC HEALTH 15 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:25,285 EMERGENCY. DR. FAUCI HEARD AND WAS LIKE, "YOU KNOW, I THINK I'M GOING TO 16 00:01:25,285 --> 00:01:30,490 MOVE MY RETIREMENT DATE UP JUST A FEW MONTHS." [ LAUGHTER ] 17 00:01:30,490 --> 00:01:34,094 NOW THAT EMERGENCY HAS BEEN DECLARED, VACCINE PRODUCTION WILL RAMP UP 18 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:38,698 PFIZER SAID, "ON IT. MODERNA SAID, "ON IT." JOHNSON & JOHNSON SAID, "NOT 19 00:01:38,698 --> 00:01:43,370 IT." [ LAUGHTER ] "PASS. 20 00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:46,006 BUT BIDEN HAS BEEN CRITICIZED FOR NOT MOVING FASTER TO ADDRESS THE CRISIS 21 00:01:46,006 --> 00:01:49,175 TODAY, HE WAS LIKE, "I'M SORRY, WHICH OF THE 40 CURRENT CRISISES ARE YOU REFERRING TO? 22 00:01:49,175 --> 00:01:53,346 [ LAUGHTER ] THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN CRITICIZED FOR NOT MOVING 23 00:01:53,346 --> 00:01:55,615 FASTER BIDEN HEARD AND WAS LIKE, "I'M 79 AND MOVING AS FAST AS I 24 00:01:55,615 --> 00:02:00,653 CAN. [ LAUGHTER ] "WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?" 25 00:02:00,653 --> 00:02:04,824 SOME NEWS FROM OVERSEAS. IN RESPONSE TO SPEAKER NANCY PELOSI'S VISIT TO TAIWAN, 26 00:02:04,824 --> 00:02:07,427 CHINA HAS BEEN CONDUCTING MILITARY EXERCISES AROUND THE ISLAND 27 00:02:07,427 --> 00:02:12,132 YOU KNOW A DIPLOMATIC VISIT WENT WELL WHEN IT'S FOLLOWED BY A MISSILE STRIKE 28 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,434 YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] PELOSI WENT TO -- TO TAIWAN, 29 00:02:14,434 --> 00:02:17,937 SAID HELLO, AND THEN HOPPED ON HER PLANE, AND WAS LIKE, "GOOD LUCK WITH ALL THAT." 30 00:02:17,937 --> 00:02:20,073 [ LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE NEWS FROM OVERSEAS, TODAY, SIX MONTHS AFTER SHE WAS 31 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:25,679 ARRESTED, BRITTNEY GRINER WAS SENTENCED TO NINE AND A HALF YEARS IN A RUSSIAN PRISON. 32 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:28,081 [ AUDIENCE GROANS NOW, BIDEN WILL TRY TO NEGOTIATE A DEAL TO BRING HER 33 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:31,918 HOME AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, HE'S GOING TO SEND JON STEWART TO 34 00:02:31,918 --> 00:02:35,188 GET THE JOB DONE FOR HIM [ LAUGHTER ] COME ON. 35 00:02:35,188 --> 00:02:40,560 COME ON. THANK GOD FOR JON STEWART. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 36 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,962 DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? ALEX JONES IS CURRENTLY BEING SUED FOR DEFAMATION, AND 37 00:02:42,962 --> 00:02:44,798 YESTERDAY IN COURT, HE WAS ON THE STAND WHEN HE LEARNED THAT HIS ATTORNEYS ACCIDENTALLY SENT 38 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:54,974 YEARS OF HIS TEXTS AND EMAILS TO THE RIVAL LAWYERS [ CHEERS ] 39 00:02:54,974 --> 00:02:57,844 WHICH PROVED THAT HE HAD LIED UNDER OATH [ AUDIENCE OOHS 40 00:02:57,844 --> 00:03:01,448 EVEN RUDY GIULIANI WAS LIKE, "WHAT THE HELL KIND OF IDIOT LAWYER DID YOU HIRE? 41 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:05,151 [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, THERE'S SO MUCH CRAZY STUFF GOING ON RIGHT NOW, AND 42 00:03:05,151 --> 00:03:08,455 WE'RE LIVING THROUGH SOME TENSE TIMES. BUT WE FINALLY GOT SOME GOOD 43 00:03:08,455 --> 00:03:11,057 NEWS ON AN ISSUE EVERYONE HAS BEEN WORRIED ABOUT CHECK THIS OUT 44 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:17,397 >> KLONDIKE NOW SAYS IT COULD BRING BACK THE BELOVED CHOCO TACO IN THE COMING YEARS 45 00:03:17,397 --> 00:03:24,070 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Steve: COME ON. 46 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:28,641 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT PRESIDENT BIDEN IS GETTING SOME THINGS DONE. 47 00:03:28,641 --> 00:03:30,443 THAT'S RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] THE CHOCO TACO COULD RETURN IN 48 00:03:30,443 --> 00:03:34,781 THE COMING YEARS APPARENTLY, YOU CANNOT RUSH THE ARTISANAL PROCESS OF FOLDING AN 49 00:03:34,781 --> 00:03:41,654 ICE CREAM CONE IN HALF [ LAUGHTER ] SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS. 50 00:03:41,654 --> 00:03:43,857 TOMORROW, NETFLIX IS DEBUTING A BIG NEW SERIES CALLED "THE SANDMAN. 51 00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:47,660 EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS IT'S ABOUT ANOTHER WORLD THAT EXISTS WHEN WE SLEEP 52 00:03:47,660 --> 00:03:50,130 YEAH, VERY INTERESTING ACTUALLY, WHEN THEY MADE "THE SANDMAN," I GUESS THEY DECIDED 53 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:54,000 TO HAVE ALL THE CHARACTERS VOICED BY THE OTHER SANDMAN, ADAM SANDLER 54 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,870 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH 55 00:03:56,870 --> 00:03:57,604 >> Jimmy: YEAH CHECK OUT THE TRAILER I SAW TODAY. 56 00:03:58,204 --> 00:03:58,838 >> YES 57 00:03:58,838 --> 00:04:01,341 YES. THAT'S GOOD. OH, YEAH 58 00:04:01,341 --> 00:04:09,315 SHABBA-DA-WOO. I'M THE SANDMAN. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 59 00:04:09,315 --> 00:04:14,854 >> Jimmy: THAT LOOKED GOOD >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: HEY, GET THIS. 60 00:04:14,854 --> 00:04:17,323 I HEARD THAT FORMER TRUMP STAFFER ALYSSA FARAH GRIFFIN HAS BEEN NAMED AS CO-HOST OF 61 00:04:17,323 --> 00:04:23,296 "THE VIEW. SHE WENT FROM WORKING WITH TRUMP TO "THE VIEW." 62 00:04:23,296 --> 00:04:25,832 THAT'S LIKE WALKING OUT OF A A HURRICANE AND INTO A TORNADO [ LAUGHTER ] 63 00:04:25,832 --> 00:04:28,668 IT'S LIKE WALKING FROM A A T.J. MAXX AND INTO AN EVEN LOUDER T.J. MAXX 64 00:04:28,668 --> 00:04:33,273 [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, I SAW THAT AFTER NEARLY 60 YEARS ON NBC, THE SOAP 65 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:38,611 OPERA, "DAYS OF OUR LIVES," IS MOVING TO PEACOCK. [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC 66 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:42,115 [ GASPS >> Tariq: WHAT DID YOU SAY [ LAUGHTER ] 67 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:45,952 >> Jimmy: "DAYS OF OUR LIVES" IS MOVING TO PEACOCK [ GASPS 68 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:50,190 >> Tariq: HOW DARE YOU [ SLAP ] [ LAUGHTER ] 69 00:04:50,190 --> 00:04:56,863 TELL ME MORE >> Jimmy: IT WILL DEBUT IN -- [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC 70 00:04:56,863 --> 00:05:01,368 SEPTEMBER. [ GASPS [ LAUGHTER ] 71 00:05:01,368 --> 00:05:05,939 >> Tariq: HOW DARE YOU [ SLAP ] [ LAUGHTER ] 72 00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:09,075 TELL ME MORE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT WILL BE REPLACED 73 00:05:09,075 --> 00:05:14,681 IN THE TIME SLOT BY -- [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC "NBC NEWS. 74 00:05:14,681 --> 00:05:20,587 [ GASPS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: HOW DARE YOU 75 00:05:20,587 --> 00:05:24,057 [ SLAP ] [ LAUGHTER ] [ SLAP ] 76 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:28,895 [ LAUGHTER ] [ GASPS HOW DARE YOU 77 00:05:28,895 --> 00:05:30,764 >> Jimmy: YOU SAID THAT ALREADY. YOU SAID THAT ALREADY. 78 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:36,436 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: TELL ME MORE >> Jimmy: NO 79 00:05:36,436 --> 00:05:40,607 NEVER. NOT WHILE YOU'RE HOLDING THAT GIANT, THROWABLE MARTINI 80 00:05:40,607 --> 00:05:43,977 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: I'M NOT GOING TO THROW THIS ON YOU, MAN 81 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:47,080 I'M DRINKING THIS THING. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT 82 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:51,418 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO THROW IT ON ME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 83 00:05:51,418 --> 00:05:56,089 HOW DARE YOU >> Steve: WHERE'S HIS EMMY >> Jimmy: SOME BUSINESS NEWS 84 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:57,757 RED LOBSTER JUST ANNOUNCED A A NEW SWEEPSTAKES THAT WILL AWARD ONE PERSON FREE RED 85 00:05:57,757 --> 00:06:02,429 LOBSTER FOR A YEAR I'LL BE HONEST, THIS SEEMS LIKE MORE OF A DARE THAN 86 00:06:02,429 --> 00:06:06,199 A SWEEPSTAKES. [ LAUGHTER ] FREE RED LOBSTER FOR A YEAR, 87 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:08,902 IT'S LIKE WINNING THE MEGA MILLIONS BUT THE EXACT OPPOSITE 88 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:12,505 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S -- RED LOBSTER IS A A STRANGE PLACE. 89 00:06:12,505 --> 00:06:14,307 I LIKE THAT THEY HAVE EVERY TYPE OF SEAFOOD YOU CAN THINK OF AND YET THEIR MOST POPULAR 90 00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:19,045 ITEM IS BISCUITS [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, I READ THAT THE SALES OF 91 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,914 BEYOND MEAT ARE DOWN DUE TO MEDIOCRE REVIEWS AND AN OVERALL DROP IN INTEREST IN PLANT-BASED 92 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:27,487 FOODS. BUT BEYOND MEAT ISN'T GIVING UP 93 00:06:27,487 --> 00:06:29,856 THEY JUST PUT OUT A NEW AD I SAW THIS TAKE A LOOK. 94 00:06:30,623 --> 00:06:34,694 >> UM, HELLO DID YOU GUYS FORGET ABOUT US HERE AT BEYOND MEAT? 95 00:06:34,694 --> 00:06:36,463 WHERE ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO FIND A BURGER THAT'S GOT FAKE BLOOD, GOOEY TEXTURE AND AN 96 00:06:36,463 --> 00:06:44,070 OVERT AIR OF SUPERIORITY OH, AND DID WE MENTION IT'S EXPENSIVE? 97 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:47,073 SO, COME EAT A PLANT PUCK YOU DUMB [ BLEEP ] [ LAUGHTER ] 98 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:48,875 BEYOND MEAT. IF THINGS DON'T GET BETTER, WE'RE JUST GONNA SNEAK IN SOME 99 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:51,978 REAL COW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOW. 100 00:06:51,978 --> 00:06:54,180 >> Steve: THAT'S BOLD. >> Jimmy: AGGRESSIVE >> Steve: BOLD 101 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:57,784 VERY BOLD. >> Jimmy: YEAH, BOLD >> Steve: INDEED 102 00:06:57,784 --> 00:07:01,054 >> Jimmy: FINALLY, THE MOVIE, "BULLET TRAIN," COMES OUT IN THEATERS AND iMAX TOMORROW 103 00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:05,191 I'M EXCITED ABOUT THIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S GOT BRAD PITT, 104 00:07:05,191 --> 00:07:11,664 SANDRA BULLOCK, MICHAEL SHANNON, BAD BUNNY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 105 00:07:11,664 --> 00:07:15,702 I'M SO EXCITED IN FACT, I SAT DOWN WITH BRAD PITT THE OTHER DAY TO TALK 106 00:07:15,702 --> 00:07:17,871 ABOUT THE FILM, AND IT SOUNDS PRETTY RAD WATCH THIS 107 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:23,910 SEE YOU. THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME TODAY >> JIMMY, IT'S GREAT TO SEE 108 00:07:23,910 --> 00:07:27,614 YOU, TOO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANKS FOR HAVING ME 109 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:29,149 >> Jimmy: SO, TELL ME, HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR NEW FILM, "BULLET TRAIN" 110 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:45,532 >> LIKE THIS * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 111 00:07:45,532 --> 00:07:52,639 * DO YOU BELIEV IN HEAVEN ABOV DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE 112 00:07:52,639 --> 00:08:00,613 DON'T TELL A LIE * * DON'T BE FALSE AND UNTRUE IT ALL COMES BACK TO YOU 113 00:08:00,613 --> 00:08:11,224 SEND ME AN ANGEL SEND ME AN ANGEL * * RIGHT NOW 114 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:22,068 SEND ME AN ANGEL SEND ME AN ANGEL RIGHT NOW * 115 00:08:22,068 --> 00:08:31,044 * RIGHT NOW * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 116 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:37,150 >> Jimmy: WOW. SO, ACTION-PACKED AND BEAUTIFUL? 117 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:43,056 >> YEAH, PRETTY MUCH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ BICYCLE BELL DINGING ] 118 00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:46,526 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO BRAD PITT. "BULLET TRAIN" IS IN THEATERS 119 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:53,199 AND iMAX TOMORROW. THANK YOU, BRAD! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 120 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:56,336 GUYS, JUST A REMINDER, NEXT TUESDAY, AUGUST 9th, WILL BE THE PREMIERE OF MY NEW SHOW ON 121 00:08:56,336 --> 00:08:59,072 NBC, "PASSWORD." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CHECK IT OUT 122 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:03,710 KEKE PALMER HOSTING. CELEBRITY GUESTS AFTER "AGT," TUESDAY NIGHTS. 123 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:07,313 AND I ALSO WANT TO REMIND YOU THAT OUR BOOK CLUB HAS STARTED "TOMORROW AND TOMORROW AND 124 00:09:07,313 --> 00:09:10,917 TOMORROW" IS OUR FALLON BOOK CLUB CHOICE. START READING IT 125 00:09:10,917 --> 00:09:14,421 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND IF YOU WANT TO START READING IT, START READING IT 126 00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:16,723 NOW AND FOLLOW US ON THE SOCIALS. I'M READING IT WITH YOU, AND 127 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:21,528 IT'S REALLY, REALLY GOOD I AM LOVING IT GUYS, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 128 00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:23,496 HE IS THE HOST OF THE NEW COMPETITION SERIES, "CELEBRITY BEEF," WHICH AIRS TUESDAYS AT 129 00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:33,206 10:00 P.M. ON E! JOEL McHALE IS HERE TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 130 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:37,477 SHE STARS IN AND PRODUCES THE NEW MOVIE, "NOT OKAY," WHICH IS STREAMING NOW ON HULU. 131 00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:42,782 ZOEY DEUTCH IS ON THE SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM 132 00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:48,088 SAUCY SANTANA. >> Steve: WHOA >> Jimmy: "BOOTY!" 133 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:53,226 >> Steve: "BOOTY!" >> Jimmy: "BOOTY!" >> Steve: IT'S GOT THE ADVISORY 134 00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:56,429 RIGHT THERE ON THE HAND. >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU KNOW, IT'S THE END OF THE 135 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:57,931 WEEK AND THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP WITH SOME PERSONAL STUFF. 136 00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:02,068 I CHECK MY INBOX, I RETURN SOME EMAILS, AND OF COURSE, I SEND OUT THANK YOU NOTES. 137 00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:06,773 AND I WAS RUNNING A BIT BEHIND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'D LIKE TO WRITE OUT SOME 138 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:09,275 THANK YOU NOTES RIGHT NOW IF THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU ROOTS, CAN YOU -- 139 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:13,013 THANK YOU. * APPRECIATE IT. 140 00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:21,121 * THANK YOU, APPETIZERS THAT COME IN THREES, FOR GUARANTEEING 141 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:29,963 THAT THIS DATE IS GOING TO GET AWKWARD REAL QUICK [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 142 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:33,033 >> Steve: FOR YOU. >> Jimmy: NO, YOU. >> Steve: FOR YOU. 143 00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:35,435 NO, NO, NO, GO AHEAD GO AHEAD >> Jimmy: I'M NOT EVEN THAT 144 00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:37,737 HUNGRY [ LAUGHTER ] * 145 00:10:37,737 --> 00:10:39,406 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, DOOR-KNOCKERS, FOR BEING LIKE IF MY FRONT DOOR GOT A NIPPLE 146 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:44,277 RING [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: HEY, DON'T TAKE 147 00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:50,850 SHAME. [ LAUGHTER ] * 148 00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:55,822 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, DREAM FROM "THE SANDMAN," FOR LOOKING LIKE IF TOM BRADY CAME OUT OF 149 00:10:55,822 --> 00:11:00,060 RETIREMENT TO PLAY FOR MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 150 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:08,635 * THANK YOU, SUITCASES, FOR BEING A GREAT WAY TO CARRY EVERY ITEM 151 00:11:08,635 --> 00:11:22,649 OF CLOTHING EXCEPT SUITS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * 152 00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:28,121 THANK YOU, "THE BACHELORETTES," GABBY AND RACHEL, FOR LOOKING LIKE I TRIED TO DRAW THE BUSH 153 00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:39,165 TWINS FROM MEMORY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: ALMOST 154 00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:43,436 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, APPLE CRUMBLE, FOR BEING A MUFFIN 155 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:52,812 THAT TOOK OFF ITS SPANX. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: AH, FINALLY! 156 00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:55,215 ARE YOU GOING TO EAT THAT APPETIZER? [ LAUGHTER ] 157 00:11:55,215 --> 00:12:01,521 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, ACORNS, FOR BEING HAZELNUTS THAT WENT 158 00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:09,329 TO PARIS OOH. >> Steve: OOH. 159 00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:11,831 >> Jimmy: "OUI OUI." >> Steve: "OH, OUI OUI, MR. SQUIRREL." 160 00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:17,971 [ LAUGHTER ] "BONJOUR." * 161 00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:21,675 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, RIDING LAWNMOWERS, FOR CONVINCING DADS IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO DRINK FOUR 162 00:12:21,675 --> 00:12:26,813 BEERS AND THEN CLIMB ON TOP OF AN UPSIDE-DOWN HELICOPTER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 163 00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:29,249 THERE YOU HAVE IT. THOSE ARE MY THANK YOU NOTES I'M PLAYING "MUSICAL BEERS" 164 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:33,286 WITH JOEL McHALE AND ZOEY DEUTCH AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND 165 00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:42,662 "MUSICAL BEERS." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 166 00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:47,267 >> Tariq: COULD YOU MOVE BACK A LITTLE BIT * 167 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:50,937 A LITTLE BIT * * 168 00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:10,323 WE'RE CRAZY. WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 169 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:12,392 I'M HERE WITH KIRK AND TARIQ FROM THE ROOTS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 170 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:16,763 AND WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A GAME CALLED "MUSICAL BEERS. BUT FIRST WE'RE GONNA NEED A 171 00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:20,467 A FEW MORE PLAYERS HE IS THE HOST OF "CELEBRITY BEEF" AIRING TUESDAYS AT 172 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:24,571 10:00 P.M. ON E! GIVE IT UP FOR JOEL McHALE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 173 00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:29,542 * JOEL, BACK HERE. JOEL, BACK HERE. 174 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:33,713 NO, JOEL, COME BACK. JOEL, COME BACK HERE COME BACK. 175 00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:38,952 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THERE HE GOES. STAY HERE. 176 00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:43,890 PLUS, SHE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "NOT OKAY," WHICH IS STREAMING NOW ON HULU. 177 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:54,267 PLEASE WELCOME ZOEY DEUTCH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 178 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,102 NOW, THE GAME WORKS LIKE MUSICAL CHAIRS, BUT INSTEAD OF DIVING INTO EMPTY CHAIRS, WE'RE 179 00:13:56,102 --> 00:14:00,807 GOING TO BE GRABBING THESE RED CUPS OF BEER WHEN THE MUSIC STOPS, ONE 180 00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:04,110 PERSON WILL BE LEFT EMPTY HANDED THEY ARE OUT OF THE GAME, AND 181 00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:09,049 HAVE TO HANGOUT WITH OUR D.J. UP THERE. D.J. SAM THE BUTCHER 182 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:12,318 [ LAUGHTER ] WE'RE GOING TO DO FOUR ROUNDS. THE LAST ONE STANDING IS THE 183 00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:15,455 MUSICAL BEERS CHAMPION EVERYONE SPACE YOURSELVES OUT. LET'S GET READY. 184 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:18,091 WHEN THE MUSIC STOPS, THAT'S WHEN YOU HAVE TO GRAB YOUR BEER 185 00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:22,796 >> IS IT A BAD TIME TO MENTION THAT I'M AN ALCOHOLIC? [ LAUGHTER ] 186 00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:24,764 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHY WE PUT YOU IN THIS GAME >> OKAY. 187 00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:29,469 THANK YOU. M* >> Tariq: COULD YOU MOVE BACK 188 00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:48,822 A LITTLE BIT * * 189 00:14:48,822 --> 00:14:58,631 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, NO YOU TAKE IT. 190 00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:00,734 NO, NO, NO I COULD NEVER. I AM THE HOST. 191 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:06,172 I COULD NEVER. PLEASE JUST DRINK THAT WARM BEER AND - 192 00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:08,308 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 193 00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:15,248 * ALL RIGHT. NOW THERE ARE THREE BEERS ON 194 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:19,319 THERE. HIGGINS, GOOD JOB. >> REALLY? 195 00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:23,556 >> Jimmy: ZOEY, DO IT FOR US COME ON, BUD * 196 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:27,927 JOEL, GOOD LUCK. BE CAREFUL YOU NEVER KNOW, KIRK 197 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:32,632 YOU'RE TOO COMPETITIVE, BUDDY. OH, MY GOD * 198 00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:37,904 TARIQ, DO NOT TOUCH THAT IT DID STOP! IT STOPPED 199 00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:40,507 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES! >> WHAT? 200 00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:43,076 >> Jimmy: IT STOPPED GO, JOEL >> Jimmy: KIRK, COME UP HERE 201 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:47,947 WITH ME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I AIN'T GOING OUT LIKE THAT 202 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:53,086 AGAIN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> OH, MY GOSH 203 00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:55,588 >> I'M PRETTY DRUNK NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: JOEL, THE GARBAGE CAN 204 00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:58,658 IS IN THE MIDDLE, NOT OUR STAGE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 205 00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:04,564 OKAY, HERE WE GO * IT'S GOING FASTER NOW. 206 00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:10,036 HERE WE GO GOOD LUCK, EVERYBODY TARIQ'S BEEN PRACTICING. 207 00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:18,044 OH, MY GOSH. * * 208 00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:19,746 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: KEEP GOING KEEP GOING 209 00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:23,483 IT DIDN'T STOP IT'S JUST SLOW HE'S MESSING WITH YOUR MIND. 210 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:35,161 WOW! [ SAD TUBA ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 211 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:38,064 THAT'S ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT. THE LAST CUP HAS BEEN PLACED 212 00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:40,400 IT'S ZOEY VERSUS TARIQ FOR THE CHAMP, "MUSICAL BEERS. ZOEY, YOU KNOW WHO I'M ROOTING 213 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:45,538 FOR. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE D.J. FIEVEL GOES WEST, LET'S DO 214 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:48,942 IT * >> THIS IS SOME TERRIFYING 215 00:16:48,942 --> 00:16:52,212 MUSIC. >> WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO SPOOKY 216 00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:55,382 >> Jimmy: HE PLAYS BIRTHDAY PARTIES, BAR MITZVAHS, WHATEVER YOU NEED, HE'S THERE 217 00:16:55,382 --> 00:17:05,458 >> IT'S HAUNTING * >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 218 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:11,898 TAKE IT SERIOUSLY! >> TAKE BEER MUSICAL CHAIRS SERIOUSLY! 219 00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:16,603 * >> Jimmy: AH * 220 00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,238 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD TARIQ, YOU CAN'T JUST STAND THERE. 221 00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:26,546 >> Tariq: I'M AFRAID [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THE WINNER 222 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,281 >> IT'S REALLY YOU FINISH THIS. [ DINGING 223 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:33,420 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WAS THAT FAIR? 224 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:35,522 >> Jimmy: YES. COME ON, BUD OUR THANKS TO JOEL McHALE, 225 00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:42,629 ZOEY DEUTCH, THE CHAMP [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE TALKING TO JOEL McHALE 226 00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:44,898 AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK 227 00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:50,937 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> YOU KNOW WHAT TEENAGERS 228 00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:57,143 LOVE SIGHTSEEING. [ LAUGHTER ] 229 00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:59,446 >> Jimmy: NO INTEREST AT ALL >> HEY, WE TOOK THEM TO STONEHENGE AND THEY WERE 230 00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:05,151 LIKE -- MY 14-YEAR-OLD WAS LIKE, "WOW LOOK AT THIS PILE OF ROCKS 231 00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:17,497 THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A TALENTED ACTOR, AND THE HOST 232 00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:19,566 OF THE NEW COMPETITION SERIES CALLED "CELEBRITY BEEF" WHICH AIRS TUESDAYS AT 10:00 P.M. ON 233 00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:25,772 AIRS TUESDAYS AT 10:00 P.M. ON E! PLEASE WELCOME, JOEL McHALE. 234 00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:35,315 * 235 00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:51,631 * >> Jimmy: JOEL >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU FOR 236 00:18:51,631 --> 00:19:04,177 TELLING THEM TO STAND. >> Jimmy: I DID NOT TELL THEM. THAT WAS YOU 237 00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:06,479 I DO WANT TO SAY BEFORE WE EVEN START THIS INTERVIEW, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 238 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,915 YOU'RE ONE OF THE NICEST GUYS THAT I'VE EVER WORKED WITH AND YOU'RE VERY FUNNY 239 00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:11,384 OBVIOUSLY, WE'RE GOING TO GET TO ALL OF THE FUN JOKES AND STUFF, BUT SERIOUSLY - 240 00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:14,354 >> YOU KNOW THAT'S BULL [ BLEEP ]. I'M A DICK 241 00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,256 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, YOU ARE NOT. I JUST WANT TO SAY, YOU REALLY 242 00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:18,024 ARE. YOU DID ME A SOLID YOU DID AN EPISODE OF 243 00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:20,026 "PASSWORD. >> YES, THIS TUESDAY >> Jimmy: THIS TUESDAY 244 00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:24,631 >> YES, WAIT TIL YOU SEE THAT KEKE PALMER. >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT 245 00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:34,040 THAT'S THE SECRET INGREDIENT >> SHE IS A COMEDY ALIEN >> Jimmy: SHE'S UNBELIEVABLE, 246 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,875 RIGHT? >> SHE PISSES ME OFF SHE'S SO FUNNY. 247 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,711 [ LAUGHTER ] SHE'S 28 >> Jimmy: YEAH, SHE'S THE 248 00:19:37,711 --> 00:19:39,279 GREATEST >> I WAS STILL LIKE, "I SHOULD GET A KEG. 249 00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:44,517 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SHE'S GOT IT FIGURED OUT. 250 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:52,392 >> SHE IS SO FUNNY >> Jimmy: THANK YOU AGAIN FOR DOING THAT 251 00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,461 >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME I WOULD LOVE TO COME BACK AND HOST IT. 252 00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:56,463 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU JUST SAID HOW GREAT SHE WAS. 253 00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:58,598 >> LOOK AT THAT. THEY'RE INTO IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 254 00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:00,367 >> Jimmy: NO, YTHEY'RE NOT INTO IT YOU KEEP ASKING THEM 255 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,235 YOU WERE TELLING ME BACKSTAGE THAT YOU JUST CAME BACK FROM LONDON, WHICH I DO LOVE LONDON 256 00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:11,177 YOU WENT WITH THE FAMILY >> OH, NO, I DIDN'T GO I'M JUST KIDDING 257 00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:12,712 YES -- I'M SORRY YES. I HAVE COUSINS THAT GOT 258 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:21,688 MARRIED -- NOT COUSINS I MEAN, THEY'RE COUSINS -- THEY'RE NOT RELATED. 259 00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:24,024 THEY'RE ROYALTY. NO SO, HAPPY WEDDING BRANDON AND 260 00:20:24,024 --> 00:20:26,059 ANNA YES, IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. IT WAS GREAT 261 00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,794 BRITISH WEATHER. IT WAS 104 YEAH 262 00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:30,096 I WAS LIKE, YOU PEOPLE LIVE LIKE ANIMALS BUT I DROVE FOR THE FIRST TIME 263 00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:35,335 EVER ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE ROAD >> Jimmy: DOES THAT MAKE YOU 264 00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:43,209 NERVOUS? >> YEAH. IT'S LIKE TRAINING A CAT 265 00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:45,011 IT WAS ALL WRONG IT FELT LIKE I WAS PLAYING GRAND THEFT AUTO, LIKE, WITH A 266 00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:52,185 A MIRROR [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS SO NERVOUS 267 00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:53,820 AND MY KIDS WERE LIKE, "CAN YOU TURN ON THE MUSIC? I'M LIKE, "NO, I'M TRYING TO 268 00:20:53,820 --> 00:21:05,732 KEEP US ALIVE. [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN I GOT GOOD AT IT. 269 00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:12,272 THEN I WAS JUST LIKE, "WATCH THIS LEFT TURN." AND WE'RE STAYING OVER HERE. 270 00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:15,909 SO, THEN I FEEL LIKE MY FINAL TEST WAS I DROVE THROUGH TRAFALGAR SQUARE IN PICCADILLY 271 00:21:15,909 --> 00:21:23,083 CIRCUS >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. >> I HAD A COUPLE OF BEERS 272 00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:26,820 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO >> I WAS BLASTING OASIS. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT YOU DO IN 273 00:21:26,820 --> 00:21:29,122 LONDON HOW OLD ARE THE KIDS NOW >> I DON'T KNOW. 274 00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:31,191 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BALL PARK. BALL PARK, BALL PARK 275 00:21:31,191 --> 00:21:36,229 >> THEY'RE 14 AND 17 >> YEAH. >> AND YOU KNOW WHAT TEENAGERS 276 00:21:36,229 --> 00:21:39,833 LOVE SIGHTSEEING. [ LAUGHTER ] 277 00:21:39,833 --> 00:21:42,702 >> Jimmy: NO INTEREST AT ALL >> HEY, WE TOOK THEM TO STONEHENGE AND THEY WERE 278 00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:44,304 LIKE -- MY 14-YEAR-OLD WAS LIKE, "WOW LOOK AT THIS PILE OF ROCKS 279 00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:47,474 THANK YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS REALLY GREAT." 280 00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:49,576 >> Jimmy: WOW. I SEE THEY GET THEIR SARCASM FROM DAD 281 00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:53,113 >> THEN WE TOOK THEM TO SALISBURY CATHEDRAL. SEE? 282 00:21:53,113 --> 00:21:57,417 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND IT'S AN ENORMOUS -- IT'S A A BEAUTIFUL CHURCH THAT THE 283 00:21:57,417 --> 00:22:01,588 POOR BUILT AND MY 14-YEAR-OLD, AGAIN, WAS LIKE, "I AM NOT GOING IN THERE 284 00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:07,327 THERE IS NO GOD. NO, HE DIDN'T SAY THAT HE WAS LIKE, "I DON'T WANT TO 285 00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:09,062 GO IN THERE. AND THEN YOU GO IN THERE, AND HE'S LIKE ALL THE FORMER, YOU 286 00:22:09,062 --> 00:22:10,397 KNOW, CARDINALS OR WHATEVER ARE BURIED THERE IT WOULD BE LIKE IF 287 00:22:10,397 --> 00:22:22,809 LORNE MICHAELS WAS BURIED IN THE "SNL" STAGE WHEN HE DIED SO, THE 14-YEAR-OLD WAS LIKE -- 288 00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:32,185 AND HE WAS LIKE, "IT'S VERY WEIRD THAT THEY BURY PEOPLE AT WORK." 289 00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:36,356 [ LAUGHTER ] SO, HE WAS, LIKE - >> Jimmy: I UNDERSTAND, YEAH, 290 00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:38,425 YEAH, YEAH >> LET'S KEEP IT MOVING. AND THEN MY 17-YEAR-OLD, HE'S 291 00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:40,160 MUCH MORE -- HE'S MELLOW AND HE'S JUST LIKE, "DAD, YOU ALWAYS KNOW HOW TO SAY THE 292 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:50,337 WRONG THING AT THE WORST TIME. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 293 00:22:50,337 --> 00:22:55,275 >> AND I WAS LIKE, "YEP, THAT'S MY KIDS. >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY KID, RIGHT 294 00:22:55,275 --> 00:22:57,344 THERE. I SAW YOU WERE ALL OVER THE INTERNET 295 00:22:57,344 --> 00:22:58,978 YOU KNOW I SAW YOU ON THE SOCIALS TOO. BUT YOU WERE ALL OVER THE 296 00:22:58,978 --> 00:23:01,381 INTERNET BECAUSE YOU DID THIS CELEBRITY SOFT BALL GAME >> I DID, YEAH 297 00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:05,418 >> Jimmy: AT DODGER STADIUM? >> YEAH, IT WAS -- I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A LOCAL DODGER 298 00:23:05,418 --> 00:23:09,956 CELEBRITY GAME, AND IT WAS NOT IT WAS FOR ALL-STAR WEEKEND. I FOUND OUT I REPLACED 299 00:23:09,956 --> 00:23:16,463 ROB LOWE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SO, THAT WAS A FIRST 300 00:23:16,463 --> 00:23:18,598 AND IF YOU HAD TOLD ME WHEN "ST. ELMO'S FIRE" CAME OUT THAT WOULD HAPPEN, I'D BE LIKE, I'M 301 00:23:18,598 --> 00:23:24,137 LIVING THE DREAM >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK GOOD, BUDDY I GOTTA SAY, I GOT A PHOTO 302 00:23:24,137 --> 00:23:28,808 >> I HIT A HOME RUN. AND, OH, LOOK. YEAH 303 00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:31,678 SO, THIS IS -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NO, NO 304 00:23:31,678 --> 00:23:33,680 NO, NO, NO >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN >> IT WAS AN IN THE PARK HOME 305 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:38,618 RUN. IF YOU PLAY SOFTBALL, IF YOU JUST KEEP RUNNING, SOMEONE IS 306 00:23:38,618 --> 00:23:40,854 GOING TO MAKE A MISTAKE. [ LAUGHTER ] AND THE BALL WAS FLYING ALL 307 00:23:40,854 --> 00:23:47,193 OVER THE PLACE I WAS LIKE, "DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE." 308 00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:50,096 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MAN. >> THERE'S A MARVEL STAR RIGHT 309 00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:55,402 THERE. SO, I COULDN'T BELIEVE -- IT WAS BETTER THAN THE BIRTH OF MY 310 00:23:55,402 --> 00:23:58,872 KIDS, MY MARRIAGE -- [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ LAUGHTER ] 311 00:23:58,872 --> 00:24:01,608 >> Jimmy: OKAY, THAT'S NOT TRUE I LIKE HOW PEOPLE ARE LIKE, 312 00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:03,910 "OH, ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS?" YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 313 00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:08,381 >> Jimmy: YOU ARE AS SARCASTIC AS YOUR KIDS TURNED OUT TO BE. YEAH, OF COURSE. 314 00:24:08,381 --> 00:24:10,350 YEAH I WILL SAY THAT YOU'RE GETTING BUZZ OFF THAT, BECAUSE THAT WAS 315 00:24:10,350 --> 00:24:16,589 YOU AND BAD BUNNY, I SAW, WERE HANGING OUT. >> YEAH, SEE, THERE YOU GO 316 00:24:16,589 --> 00:24:21,061 I'M SO OLD, THEY WERE LIKE, BAD BUNNY IS GOING TO BE THERE I WAS LIKE, SOUNDS LIKE A FUNKO 317 00:24:21,061 --> 00:24:24,064 POP. [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN HE SHOWED UP -- HOW 318 00:24:24,064 --> 00:24:30,370 DARE YOU [ LAUGHTER ] [ RIM SHOT ] 319 00:24:30,370 --> 00:24:33,440 NO, I JUST WANT TO SAY I JUST GOT RIM SHOT BY AN OSCAR WINNER 320 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,408 >> Jimmy: ANOTHER DREAM COME TRUE >> THAT'S A DREAM COME TRUE 321 00:24:35,408 --> 00:24:38,778 RIGHT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ANOTHER DREAM. 322 00:24:38,778 --> 00:24:43,249 THE DREAMS KEEP COMING TRUE FOR JOEL McHALE. >> AND THEN WHEN I TOLD MY 323 00:24:43,249 --> 00:24:51,124 14-YEAR-OLD, I WAS LIKE, "DO YOU KNOW WHO BAD BUNNY IS? AND HE WAS JUST LIKE, UGH. 324 00:24:51,124 --> 00:24:53,326 AND THEN HE WALKED OUT OF THE ROOM I WAS LIKE, "I GUESS YOU DO 325 00:24:53,326 --> 00:24:58,231 KNOW WHO HE IS." >> Jimmy: THAT HAPPENS AND THEN YOU'RE ON THE SHOW, BY THE WAY, 326 00:24:58,231 --> 00:25:00,533 WHICH I HAVE NOT SEEN THE OTHER SHOW I KNOW I'M GOING TO LOVE 327 00:25:00,533 --> 00:25:03,036 >> THANK YOU FOR BEING HONEST THOUGH BECAUSE IF YOU WERE LIKE, 'I 328 00:25:03,036 --> 00:25:06,272 LOVED IT." AND I WAS LIKE, "WHICH PART? AND YOU WOULD BE LIKE, "ALL OF 329 00:25:06,272 --> 00:25:08,308 IT." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I HAVE NOT SEEN IT 330 00:25:08,308 --> 00:25:10,377 YET. IT'S CALLED "THE BEAR. >> OH, THAT ONE? 331 00:25:10,377 --> 00:25:14,647 >> Jimmy: OH, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR OTHER SHOW EITHER [ LAUGHTER ] 332 00:25:14,647 --> 00:25:17,484 >> DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. >> Jimmy: I'VE A LOT OF THINGS TO DO. 333 00:25:17,484 --> 00:25:20,153 I'LL GET AROUND TO IT. A BUNCH OF ROCKS AND STONEHENGE 334 00:25:20,153 --> 00:25:23,156 "THE BEAR. I FEEL LIKE THIS IS MADE FOR ME 335 00:25:23,156 --> 00:25:28,395 >> YOU LOVE COOKING. >> Jimmy: I LOVE COOKING >> I WAS IN THAT SHOW FOR THREE 336 00:25:28,395 --> 00:25:30,697 MINUTES. >> Jimmy: I KNOW IT DOESN'T MATTER. 337 00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:33,133 YOU COULD BE THE STAR. >> I REALLY WAS. AND I LITERALLY HAVE GOTTEN 338 00:25:33,133 --> 00:25:38,471 MORE RESPONSE FROM THAT THAN AN ENTIRE YEAR ON A SITCOM ON CBS [ LAUGHTER ] 339 00:25:38,471 --> 00:25:42,075 I AM NOT KIDDING >> Jimmy: I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH IT BECAUSE I KNOW I'M GOING TO 340 00:25:42,075 --> 00:25:44,711 LOVE IT. >> I PLAY A HORRIBLE PERSON. >> Jimmy: CONGRATS ON THAT 341 00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:47,347 >> I MEAN THE HERO >> Jimmy: A HERO LET'S TALK ABOUT "CELEBRITY 342 00:25:47,347 --> 00:25:49,282 BEEF." >> "CELEBRITY BEEF." >> Jimmy: THIS IS A COMPETITION 343 00:25:49,282 --> 00:25:52,352 SERIES YOU ARE THE HOST YOU ARE THE JUDGE. 344 00:25:52,352 --> 00:25:54,654 CAN YOU SET THIS UP FOR EVERYBODY? >> YEAH, THIS IS MY TED TALK 345 00:25:54,654 --> 00:25:58,591 THIS IS AN IMPORTANT SHOW. IT'S BASICALLY CELEBRITIES COOKING, AND YELLING AT EACH 346 00:25:58,591 --> 00:26:05,799 OTHER OVER SOME SMALL -- >> Jimmy: TWO CELEBRITY FRIENDS, AND THEY JUST HAVE 347 00:26:05,799 --> 00:26:07,701 A LITTLE - >> SOMETHING RACHEL HARRIS AND CHERYL HINES 348 00:26:07,701 --> 00:26:11,705 WERE ON. >> Jimmy: CHERYL HINES I SAW A A CLIP OF. 349 00:26:11,705 --> 00:26:17,177 >> AND RACHEL HARRIS ALWAYS CHANGES HOTEL ROOMS, AND IT REALLY MAKES CHERYL MAD. 350 00:26:17,177 --> 00:26:19,913 SO, THAT'S THE EXTENT OF THE ARGUMENT IT'S NOT LIKE, "YOU KILLED MY 351 00:26:19,913 --> 00:26:23,083 FATHER." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, NO, IT'S FUN, BUT 352 00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:26,886 IT'S COOKING >> IT'S SCREWING AROUND. >> Jimmy: IT'S JOEL McHALE 353 00:26:26,886 --> 00:26:29,889 BEING QUICK AND FUNNY, WHICH YOU ALWAYS ARE I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 354 00:26:29,889 --> 00:26:31,891 HERE'S JOEL McHALE IN "CELEBRITY BEEF. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 355 00:26:34,394 --> 00:26:39,899 WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO FIRST, IT LOOKS LIKE SOME SORT OF FARMING MACHINE ACCIDENT. 356 00:26:39,899 --> 00:26:46,139 >> INNARD. >> NOW IT LOOKS ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. 357 00:26:46,139 --> 00:26:48,541 IT GOES A LITTLE BIT TO THE LEFT, BUT STILL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 358 00:26:48,541 --> 00:26:54,781 >> Jimmy: "CELEBRITY BEEF" AIRS TUESDAY AT 10:00 P.M. ON E THAT'S JOEL McHALE 359 00:26:54,781 --> 00:26:56,950 ZOEY DEUTCH JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 360 00:26:56,950 --> 00:27:24,210 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY TALENTED ACTOR WHO STARS 361 00:27:24,210 --> 00:27:28,882 IN AND PRODUCED THE NEW MOVIE "NOT OKAY," WHICH IS STREAMING NOW ON HULU. 362 00:27:28,882 --> 00:27:31,284 NOW ON HULU. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME, ZOEY DEUTCH. 363 00:27:31,885 --> 00:27:32,519 * 364 00:27:32,519 --> 00:27:48,568 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: ZOEY 365 00:27:48,568 --> 00:27:53,606 ZOEY DEUTCH. WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW WE LOVE HAVING YOU HERE. 366 00:27:53,606 --> 00:27:56,676 AND GOSH, THAT GOT REAL COMPETITIVE WITH THAT GAME, AND I APOLOGIZE. 367 00:27:56,676 --> 00:28:00,046 >> SO DID I. I THINK IT'S FAIR TO SAY THAT ZIMMY WON. 368 00:28:00,046 --> 00:28:03,116 JIMMY AND ZOEY TOGETHER. DON'T YOU THINK? >> Jimmy: I'LL TAKE A WIN FOR 369 00:28:03,116 --> 00:28:07,253 ZIMMY, ANYTIME [ APPLAUSE ] >> I THINK YOU GAVE THAT TO ME 370 00:28:07,253 --> 00:28:11,424 >> Jimmy: CAN I JUST SAY HOW EXCITED I AM THAT YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE I'M TALKING TO A STAR 371 00:28:11,424 --> 00:28:13,593 OF THE MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE >> ARE YOU 372 00:28:13,593 --> 00:28:20,166 >> Jimmy: YES, DO YOU KNOW THAT >> WELL, OKAY. 373 00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:25,739 I WAS IN -- WELL, I PLAYED "GIRL IN THE BATHROOM WHO GOT ATTACKED BY THE LIZARD COMING 374 00:28:25,739 --> 00:28:28,375 OUT OF THE TOILET" IN "THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN." I'M SURE YOU GUYS ALL SAW ME IN 375 00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:31,211 THAT, RIGHT? >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. WE LOVED IT. 376 00:28:31,211 --> 00:28:33,513 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT WAS OUR FAVORITE -- THAT WAS MY FAVORITE - 377 00:28:33,513 --> 00:28:35,915 >> MAYBE THERE WASN'T AN IMMEDIATE CLAP BECAUSE I WAS ACTUALLY CREDITED AS "GOSSIP 378 00:28:35,915 --> 00:28:38,651 GIRL." SO MAYBE THAT'S MAYBE MORE OF WHAT YOU RECOGNIZED ME AS. 379 00:28:38,651 --> 00:28:41,588 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I WAS IN ONE SCENE >> Jimmy: WAS ANDREW GARFIELD 380 00:28:41,588 --> 00:28:44,224 IN IT WITH YOU >> YES, ANDREW GARFIELD -- NO, HE WASN'T IN THIS SCENE. 381 00:28:44,224 --> 00:28:46,726 >> Jimmy: NO, OF COURSE NOT. >> NO, JUST A LIZARD >> Jimmy: I WAS JUST TESTING 382 00:28:46,726 --> 00:28:49,562 YOU TO SEE IF YOU REMEMBER >> I REMEMBERED IT IT WAS ONE SCENE, I HAD NO 383 00:28:49,562 --> 00:28:56,069 LINES. I WAS SO EXCITED AND FOR WHATEVER REASON, THEY 384 00:28:56,069 --> 00:28:59,239 USED THAT SCENE AS THE, LIKE, TEASER AT COMIC-CON. AND SO, PEOPLE THOUGHT I HAD A 385 00:28:59,239 --> 00:29:03,443 A BIG PART AND KEPT SAYING TO ME LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE THE STAR OF 'THE AMAZING 386 00:29:03,443 --> 00:29:05,845 SPIDER-MAN.' I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU WERE THE STAR OF 'THE AMAZING 387 00:29:05,845 --> 00:29:09,215 SPIDER-MAN.' IT'S LIKE, I DIDN'T EITHER [ LAUGHTER ] 388 00:29:09,215 --> 00:29:11,651 BUT I WENT TO THE THEATERS AND I WAS CUT OUT OF THE MOVIE SO, IT DOESN'T REALLY HAVE A 389 00:29:11,651 --> 00:29:14,020 A HAPPY ENDING [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I THINK TECHNICALLY, I'M IN 390 00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:17,657 THE MCU, LIKE THE IN THE BLACK HOLE PART OF THE MCU >> Jimmy: BUT YOU WERE CUT OUT 391 00:29:17,657 --> 00:29:20,727 OF THE FILM, UNFORTUNATELY, SO NO ONE GOT TO SEE IT >> I HAVE NOT SEEN IT. 392 00:29:20,727 --> 00:29:24,330 >> Jimmy: BUT I HAVE FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 393 00:29:24,330 --> 00:29:27,067 I GOT THE CLIP >> I ACTUALLY REALLY HAVEN'T SEEN THIS SO I DON'T KNOW -- 394 00:29:27,067 --> 00:29:30,770 >> Jimmy: NO, REALLY WE HAVE THE CLIP I'M GOING TO SHOW IT TO YOU. 395 00:29:30,770 --> 00:29:33,306 ALSO, I WANT TO HAVE THE CAMERA ON YOU 'CAUSE I WANT TO SEE YOUR REACTION. 396 00:29:33,306 --> 00:29:38,211 [ LAUGHTER ] I WILL SAY THE VISUAL EFFECTS ARE NOT QUITE THERE BECAUSE IT 397 00:29:38,211 --> 00:29:41,481 ACTUALLY WAS CUT OUT OF THE FILM BUT THIS IS ZOEY DEUTCH IN "THE 398 00:29:41,481 --> 00:29:44,351 AMAZING SPIDER-MAN." LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. THE DEBUT. 399 00:29:44,351 --> 00:29:45,085 LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. THE DEBUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 400 00:29:51,391 --> 00:30:00,633 * >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO 401 00:30:00,633 --> 00:30:09,709 >> WOW [ GROWLING ] OH, MY GOD 402 00:30:09,709 --> 00:30:15,382 * [ SCREAMS >> Jimmy: WOW. 403 00:30:15,382 --> 00:30:17,117 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE >> REALLY? 404 00:30:17,117 --> 00:30:19,519 >> Jimmy: YES, I LOVED IT. >> IT FEELS LIKE -- WOW, THAT WAS INTERESTING. 405 00:30:19,519 --> 00:30:22,689 >> Jimmy: I LOVED IT >> CGI HAS GOTTEN A LOT BETTER IN THE LAST TEN YEARS. 406 00:30:22,689 --> 00:30:26,092 AND I HOPE MY ACTING, TOO. >> Jimmy: NO [ LAUGHTER ] 407 00:30:26,092 --> 00:30:29,929 YOUR NEW MOVIE, "NOT OKAY," BY THE WAY, IS THE NAME OF THE MOVIE. 408 00:30:29,929 --> 00:30:32,098 >> ARE YOU OKAY? >> Jimmy: I AM OKAY. >> YOU GUYS OKAY 409 00:30:32,098 --> 00:30:35,935 >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE'RE OKAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IN THIS MOVIE, YOUR CHARACTER 410 00:30:35,935 --> 00:30:39,305 TELLS A LIE THAT GETS OUT OF HAND ARE YOU A GOOD LIAR IN REAL 411 00:30:39,305 --> 00:30:42,375 LIFE >> I DON'T KNOW. AM I 412 00:30:42,375 --> 00:30:46,312 NO, I'M A GOOD LIAR BUT THEN I HAVE TO IMMEDIATELY CONFESS LIKE I JUST DID. 413 00:30:46,312 --> 00:30:50,150 >> Jimmy: BUT I HEARD THAT YOU'RE GOOD AT TELLING IF SOMEONE IS TELLING A LIE 414 00:30:50,150 --> 00:30:52,452 >> MY SISTER SAYS THAT I'M A A HUMAN LIE DETECTOR, BUT I DON'T KNOW 415 00:30:52,452 --> 00:30:56,156 I DON'T KNOW >> Jimmy: I WANT TO CHALLENGE YOU TO MAYBE A GAME OF "TWO 416 00:30:56,156 --> 00:30:59,325 TRUTHS AND A LIE" IF THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU. >> OKAY. 417 00:30:59,325 --> 00:31:01,728 >> Jimmy: ON YOUR CARD HERE, TWO TRUTHS ABOUT YOU AND A LIE [ APPLAUSE ] 418 00:31:01,728 --> 00:31:04,564 I DON'T KNOW AND I HAVE MINE HERE OKAY, I HAVE HERE. 419 00:31:04,564 --> 00:31:09,069 SO MAYBE YOU READ YOURS FIRST. TWO OF THESE ARE TRUE AND ONE IS A LIE 420 00:31:09,069 --> 00:31:14,074 I'M GOING SEE IF I CAN GUESS YOURS. >> IN A SPAN OF TWO YEARS -- 421 00:31:14,074 --> 00:31:17,377 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A LIE [ LAUGHTER ] >> -- I GOT STUCK IN THREE 422 00:31:17,377 --> 00:31:23,483 DIFFERENT ELEVATORS. I TOOK -- DO YOU WANT TO ASK ME QUESTIONS, OR SHALL I CONTINUE 423 00:31:23,483 --> 00:31:27,754 >> Jimmy: DO I ASK QUESTIONS >> I DON'T KNOW. IF YOU WANT TO 424 00:31:27,754 --> 00:31:30,090 >> Jimmy: I THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO FORWARD. I THINK IT'S TRUE. 425 00:31:30,090 --> 00:31:34,527 >> OKAY. I TOOK MY PET BEETLE WITH ME TO SCHOOL FOR A MONTH 426 00:31:34,527 --> 00:31:39,232 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: PET BEETLE >> BEETLE FREN 427 00:31:39,232 --> 00:31:41,401 >> Jimmy: WHAT'S HIS NAME? >> BEETLE FREN F-R-E-N. 428 00:31:41,401 --> 00:31:45,772 >> Jimmy: BEETLE FREN? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT MAKES ME BELIEVE 429 00:31:45,772 --> 00:31:48,108 THAT IT'S TRUE, BUT HOW COULD YOU INVENT THE NAME BEETLE FREN 430 00:31:48,108 --> 00:31:50,143 IT'S REALLY CUTE OKAY BEETLE FREN. 431 00:31:50,143 --> 00:31:53,113 DO YOU MISS BEETLE FREN? >> HE WAS ALWAYS DEAD. >> Jimmy: OKAY 432 00:31:53,113 --> 00:31:57,384 ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] OH, MY GOSH, YOUR PET WAS 433 00:31:57,384 --> 00:32:01,187 ALWAYS DEAD. ALL RIGHT. >> IT WAS ALWAYS DEAD. 434 00:32:01,187 --> 00:32:07,060 I ONCE PEED MY PANTS ON ROBERT DE NIRO'S PLANE [ LAUGHTER ] 435 00:32:07,060 --> 00:32:10,263 >> Jimmy: NOW, ARE YOU SURE THIS IS NOT MY TRUTH [ LAUGHTER ] 436 00:32:10,263 --> 00:32:14,868 >> THEY MIXED UP THE CARDS >> Jimmy: WOW, YOU PEED YOUR PANTS ON ROBERT DE NIRO'S 437 00:32:14,868 --> 00:32:19,339 PLANE. I FEEL LIKE MAYBE YOU WERE A A BABY OR SOMETHING AND YOU 438 00:32:19,339 --> 00:32:25,078 MIGHT HAVE DONE THAT >> WHY WOULD I BE -- [ LAUGHTER ] 439 00:32:25,078 --> 00:32:27,981 >> Jimmy: GOSH, WHAT WAS THE FIRST ONE AGAIN? STUCK IN THREE ELEVATORS 440 00:32:27,981 --> 00:32:33,119 >> IN THE SPAN OF TWO YEARS I GOT STUCK IN THREE DIFFERENT ELEVATORS. 441 00:32:33,119 --> 00:32:39,092 >> Jimmy: I THINK THE FIRST ONE IS A LIE >> UNFORTUNATELY, YOU ARE 442 00:32:39,092 --> 00:32:43,096 WRONG, JIMMY [ BUZZER ] >> Jimmy: DO YOU GET TO TELL ME 443 00:32:43,096 --> 00:32:45,265 WHICH -- >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU DID STUCK IN AN 444 00:32:45,265 --> 00:32:47,767 ELEVATOR >> NO, I DIDN'T TAKE MY PET BEETLE WITH ME TO SCHOOL FOR A 445 00:32:47,767 --> 00:32:50,403 A MONTH. I HAD A PET BEETLE, BUT I DIDN'T TAKE IT TO SCHOOL 446 00:32:50,403 --> 00:32:53,340 I'M SORRY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON. 447 00:32:53,340 --> 00:32:56,509 YOU TRICKED ME >> WELL, THAT'S THE GAME I'M SUPPOSED TO TRICK YOU. 448 00:32:56,509 --> 00:32:59,579 >> Jimmy: I KNOW BEETLE FREN. HOW DID YOU -- AND HOW OLD WERE 449 00:32:59,579 --> 00:33:02,315 YOU WHEN YOU PEED YOUR PANTS ON ROBERT DE NIRO'S PLANE >> THAT WAS REALLY RECENTLY, 450 00:33:02,315 --> 00:33:04,918 UNFORTUNATELY. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. [ LAUGHTER ] 451 00:33:04,918 --> 00:33:08,755 WHAT IN THE WORLD? >> THAT WAS VERY RECENTLY. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 452 00:33:08,755 --> 00:33:14,060 WERE YOU JUST -- >> WELL, THE BATHROOM DIDN'T WORK AND I HAD TO PEE. 453 00:33:14,060 --> 00:33:16,296 I ALWAYS HAVE TO PEE >> Jimmy: OKAY >> I HAVE TO NOW BECAUSE WE 454 00:33:16,296 --> 00:33:20,333 JUST PLAYED A BEER GAME. SO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN HERE, FOLKS. 455 00:33:20,333 --> 00:33:24,604 IT COULD BE EXCITING CONTENT FOR TONIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] 456 00:33:24,604 --> 00:33:26,906 ANYWAY >> Jimmy: SHOULD I READ MY TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE AND SEE IF YOU 457 00:33:26,906 --> 00:33:28,975 CAN TELL >> PLEASE. >> Jimmy: OKAY, I'M GOING TO 458 00:33:28,975 --> 00:33:30,944 RUN THROUGH THESE. READY? >> NO QUESTIONS. 459 00:33:30,944 --> 00:33:32,679 OKAY GOT IT >> Jimmy: I STOLE SOMETHING 460 00:33:32,679 --> 00:33:39,919 FROM THE SET OF THE "SEINFELD" SERIES FINALE. WHEN BIG BIRD WAS ON THE SHOW, 461 00:33:39,919 --> 00:33:45,158 A FEATHER FELL OFF OF HIM AND I KEPT THE FEATHER AND TAPED IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS DESK 462 00:33:45,158 --> 00:33:47,227 >> THAT'S TRUE THAT'S TRUE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 463 00:33:47,227 --> 00:33:49,095 >> Jimmy: YOU THINK THAT'S TRUE >> I THINK THAT'S TRUE 464 00:33:49,095 --> 00:33:52,098 >> Jimmy: I GOT LOCKED IN A BATHROOM ON A BOAT AT A PITBULL PARTY. 465 00:33:52,098 --> 00:33:56,302 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE RESCUED ME [ LAUGHTER ] >> WELL, I'VE ALSO GOTTEN 466 00:33:56,302 --> 00:33:58,938 TRAPPED IN A BATHROOM ON A A BOAT NOT PITBULL'S BOAT 467 00:33:58,938 --> 00:34:03,176 BUT, HMM >> Jimmy: YOU GOT TO HAVE GOALS. 468 00:34:03,176 --> 00:34:05,912 >> IT FEELS YOU'RE TRYING TO TRICK ME WITH THE TIMBERLAKE -- OH, GOSH 469 00:34:05,912 --> 00:34:09,649 IT'S ONE OR THREE. IT'S ONE OR THREE. OH, GOSH 470 00:34:09,649 --> 00:34:13,687 WHAT WAS THE THING THAT YOU STOLE FROM THE SET WHAT WAS THE THING THAT YOU 471 00:34:13,687 --> 00:34:16,423 STOLE FROM THE SET OH, NOW YOU'RE TRYING TO TRICK ME 472 00:34:16,423 --> 00:34:19,926 YOU'RE TOO GOOD AT THIS. YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 473 00:34:19,926 --> 00:34:22,862 >> Jimmy: I DON'T REMEMBER IT WAS YEARS AGO >> YOU'RE A LIAR 474 00:34:22,862 --> 00:34:25,598 YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU TOOK TELL ME, JIMMY WHAT DID YOU TAKE? 475 00:34:25,598 --> 00:34:32,472 >> Jimmy: I TOOK A -- YOU'D THINK IT WOULD BE LIKE CEREAL OR SOMETHING, BUT NO 476 00:34:32,472 --> 00:34:38,378 I TOOK A TOOTHBRUSH. >> FOR SOME REASON, IT'S SO BAD THAT I FEEL LIKE THAT ONE MUST 477 00:34:38,378 --> 00:34:44,517 BE TRUE, AND I FEEL LIKE THIS ONE IS THE LIE BECAUSE YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH HIM AND IT'S A -- 478 00:34:44,517 --> 00:34:46,586 UH OH. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE REALLY GOOD YOU'RE CORRECT 479 00:34:46,586 --> 00:34:48,788 YES, I WAS NEVER LOCKED IN A A BATHROOM EVER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 480 00:34:48,788 --> 00:34:52,092 * YOU ARE VERY GOOD. >> OH, OKAY. 481 00:34:52,092 --> 00:34:55,662 >> Jimmy: I SNUCK INTO THE "SEINFELD" FINALE AND I STOLE A TOOTHBRUSH 482 00:34:55,662 --> 00:34:58,164 >> I FOUND ONE THING I'M GOOD AT >> Jimmy: WOW, YOU'RE GOOD AT 483 00:34:58,164 --> 00:35:01,768 A LOT OF THINGS. MUSICAL BEERS, HELLO [ LAUGHTER ] 484 00:35:01,768 --> 00:35:05,505 CAN WE TELL EVERYONE WHAT "NOT OKAY" IS ABOUT >> YES 485 00:35:05,505 --> 00:35:09,342 "NOT OKAY" IS ABOUT -- IT'S A SATIRE ABOUT A GIRL NAMED DANNI SANDERS WHO FAKES A TRIP 486 00:35:09,342 --> 00:35:12,278 ON INSTAGRAM TO PARIS TO IMPRESS HER CO-WORKER. >> Jimmy: YEAH 487 00:35:12,278 --> 00:35:16,416 >> AND WHILE SHE ALLEGEDLY THERE, A TERRORIST ATTACK HAPPENS AND SHE LIES AND SAYS 488 00:35:16,416 --> 00:35:21,688 THAT SHE SURVIVES IT AND IT'S THE UNRAVELING OF THE LIE AND HER FINDING OUT THE 489 00:35:21,688 --> 00:35:25,625 HARD WAY THAT THE INTERNET LOVES A TAKEDOWN THAT IS WHAT IT'S ABOUT. 490 00:35:25,625 --> 00:35:27,894 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S ZOEY DEUTCH IN "NOT 491 00:35:27,894 --> 00:35:29,295 HERE'S ZOEY DEUTCH IN "NOT OKAY." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 492 00:35:30,063 --> 00:35:30,630 >> HEY, MOM. 493 00:35:30,630 --> 00:35:38,638 GUESS WHAT I GOT INVITED TO A WRITERS RETREAT IN PARIS 494 00:35:38,638 --> 00:35:44,210 YES, REALLY. NO, IT'S NOT A SCAM. IT HAS A WEBSITE 495 00:35:44,210 --> 00:35:48,081 HEY, GUYS. CRAZY PLOT TWIST I GOT AN EMAIL TODAY INVITING 496 00:35:48,081 --> 00:35:53,586 ME TO GO ON THIS RETREAT IN PARIS. I'M ON MY WAY TO THE AIRPORT 497 00:35:53,586 --> 00:35:59,826 * >> SO FOR THIS WE'RE GOING TO BE TAKING THIS CONCEALANT AND 498 00:35:59,826 --> 00:36:16,543 WE'RE GOING DOT, DOT, DOT. * * 499 00:36:16,543 --> 00:36:23,650 >> Jimmy: ZOEY DEUTCH, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 500 00:36:23,650 --> 00:36:26,720 I JUST WANT TO SHOW YOU THIS >> THERE IT IS >> Jimmy: "NOT OKAY" IS 501 00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:28,588 STREAMING NOW ON HULU. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM 502 00:36:28,588 --> 00:36:48,775 SAUCY SANTANA. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 503 00:36:48,775 --> 00:36:52,078 >> Jimmy: MAKING HIS LATE NIGHT DEBUT PERFORMING HIS HIT "BOOTY," GIVE IT UP FOR 504 00:36:52,078 --> 00:36:55,415 DEBUT PERFORMING HIS HIT "BOOTY," GIVE IT UP FOR SAUCY SANTANA! 505 00:36:56,716 --> 00:37:02,355 * * YES SIR 506 00:37:02,355 --> 00:37:05,291 UH-HUH LET'S GO, LET'S GO LET'S GO * 507 00:37:05,291 --> 00:37:12,298 * * UH-HUH, UH-HU WHO ELSE THROW I 508 00:37:12,298 --> 00:37:14,901 BACK LIKE THIS WHAT YA TELL 'EM * * WHAT YA TELL 'E 509 00:37:14,901 --> 00:37:19,606 WHAT ELSE MAKE 'EM MAD LIKE THIS * * WHAT ELSE MAKE 'E 510 00:37:19,606 --> 00:37:29,115 ACT LIKE, ACT LIKE LET'S GO, LET'S GO YEAH, I KNOW YOU LIKE MY * 511 00:37:29,115 --> 00:37:32,952 * BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOT BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOT 512 00:37:32,952 --> 00:37:35,889 YEAH, I KNOW YOU LIKE MY * * BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOT BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY 513 00:37:35,889 --> 00:37:38,525 BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOT YEAH, I KNOW YOU LIKE MY * * STRAIGHT TO THE 'GHIN 514 00:37:38,525 --> 00:37:40,927 WHEN I HOP OFF THE JET SO FAT BUT IT STIL MATCH THE LEGS * 515 00:37:40,927 --> 00:37:43,463 * ALL PEACH EMOJIS WHEN HE SEND ME A TEX HE ON PORNHUB SEARCHIN 516 00:37:43,463 --> 00:37:47,500 BOOTIES LIKE THIS * * BIG BANK HOW I GET IT CASH APP, NO LIMIT 517 00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:50,103 MAKE HIM PASS OU WHEN HE HIT IT * * TELL ME RIGHT NOW 518 00:37:50,103 --> 00:37:54,607 WHO ELSE GOT A LIKE THI WHO ELSE THROW IT * 519 00:37:54,607 --> 00:37:59,312 * BACK LIKE THI WHAT ELSE MAKE 'EM MAD LIKE THI 520 00:37:59,312 --> 00:38:02,148 WHAT ELSE MAKE 'EM * * ACT LIKE THIS YEAH, I KNOW YOU LIKE MY 521 00:38:02,148 --> 00:38:04,751 BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY * * YEAH, I KNOW YOU LIKE M 522 00:38:04,751 --> 00:38:07,921 BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY * 523 00:38:07,921 --> 00:38:12,092 * BOOTY, BOOT FLAT TUMMY AND MY SHADE ONE OF 99 REASON 524 00:38:12,092 --> 00:38:14,928 THAT THEY HATE ME * * LOVE IT WHEN I POKE IT OU AND ACT FAKE SLEEP 525 00:38:14,928 --> 00:38:17,230 HIT IT FROM THE BACK MAKING BEATS LIKE * * TAY KEITH 526 00:38:17,230 --> 00:38:20,834 GIRL, HE LOVE IT HER I'MA SHAKE IT LIKE DIC WRAPPED AROUND MY FINGER * 527 00:38:20,834 --> 00:38:25,538 * BOOTY MAKE HIM CR BOOTY MAKE A SWIPE BOOTY WALK HIM IN TH 528 00:38:25,538 --> 00:38:30,777 STORE AND TELL HIM * * HURRY UP AND BU SHAKE WHAT YOU 529 00:38:30,777 --> 00:38:34,814 DOCTOR GAVE YA IT'S A LOT OF HATERS * * WISHING THEY COUL 530 00:38:34,814 --> 00:38:36,916 SEE ME FAI SHAKE WHAT YOU DOCTOR GAVE YA * 531 00:38:36,916 --> 00:38:39,319 * I'MA MAKE HIM PAY THE SECOND ROUND OF THIS BBL WHO ELSE GOT A 532 00:38:39,319 --> 00:38:41,721 LIKE THIS * * WHO ELSE THROW IT BACK LIKE THIS 533 00:38:41,721 --> 00:38:44,657 WHAT ELSE MAKE 'EM MAD LIKE THIS * * WHAT ELSE MAKE 'E 534 00:38:44,657 --> 00:38:47,394 ACT LIKE THI YEAH, I KNOW YOU LIKE MY BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY * 535 00:38:47,394 --> 00:38:49,696 * BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOT BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOT BOOTY, BOOTY 536 00:38:49,696 --> 00:38:52,532 YEAH, I KNOW YOU LIKE MY * * BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOT BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY 537 00:38:52,532 --> 00:38:54,834 BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOT BOOTY, BOOTY * * YEAH, I KNOW YOU LIKE M 538 00:38:54,834 --> 00:38:57,237 BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY BOOTY, BOOTYLICIOU BOOTY MAKE HIM COOK * 539 00:38:57,237 --> 00:38:59,406 * BOOTY MAKE HI DO THE DISHE BOOTY, BOOTY MAKE HI 540 00:38:59,406 --> 00:39:01,608 WANNA TURN ME * * INTO HIS MISSUS BOOTY, BOOTY MAKE HI 541 00:39:01,608 --> 00:39:03,910 WANNA GIVE M ALL HIS RICHES * * BOOTY DOUBLE DUTC 542 00:39:03,910 --> 00:39:06,079 BOOTY MAKE HIM DOUBLE DARE BIG OL' BOOTY AN MY FACE TOP TIER * 543 00:39:06,079 --> 00:39:09,683 * COLLECT HIS FUNDS I'M THE CASHIE GOT A WAY WITH THE WORDS 544 00:39:09,683 --> 00:39:15,055 WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE * * WHO ELSE GOT AN LIKE THI 545 00:39:15,055 --> 00:39:19,526 WHO ELSE THROW I BACK LIKE THIS * * WHAT ELSE MAKE 'E 546 00:39:19,526 --> 00:39:23,563 MAD LIKE THI WHAT ELSE MAKE 'EM ACT LIKE THIS * 547 00:39:23,563 --> 00:39:26,433 * YEAH, I KNOW YOU LIKE M BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY 548 00:39:26,433 --> 00:39:28,835 BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY * * BOOTY, BOOT YEAH, I KNOW YOU LIKE MY 549 00:39:28,835 --> 00:39:31,571 BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY * * BOOTY, BOOTY, BOOTY 550 00:39:31,571 --> 00:39:33,640 BOOTY, BOOTY YEAH, I KNOW YOU LIKE MY * * 551 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:40,046 >> Y'ALL MAKE SOME NOISE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SAUCY SANTANA! 552 00:39:40,046 --> 00:39:59,733 "BOOTY" IS OUT NOW WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 553 00:39:59,733 --> 00:40:03,670 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO JOEL McHALE, ZOEY DEUTCH, BRAD PITT, SAUCY SANTANA, ONCE 554 00:40:03,670 --> 00:40:08,041 AGAIN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM 555 00:40:08,041 --> 00:40:10,677 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 556 00:40:10,677 --> 00:40:10,677 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY