>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - KATE McKINNON,
LILI REINHART, MAITREYI RAMAKRISHNAN, MUSICAL GUEST, JON PARDI
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1696
>> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT. HEY, EVERYBODY WELCOME, EVERYBODY
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE.
YOU MADE IT. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WELL, GUYS, OF COURSE EVERYONE IS TALKING TODAY ABOUT THIS. YESTERDAY, THE FBI SHOWED UP
UNANNOUNCED AND SEARCHED FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP'S MAR-A-LAGO HOME FOR CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS
THAT HE MIGHT HAVE TAKEN WHEN HE LEFT OFFICE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YEP. ALL THE GUESTS THERE WERE LIKE, "WOW, DINNER AND A SHOW.
OH, MY GOSH. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, YOU KNOW THAT YOU'VE DONE
SOME SHADY STUFF WHEN THE FBI SHOWS UP AND YOU'RE LIKE, "AND WHICH INVESTIGATION IS THIS
REGARDING? [ LAUGHTER ] OH, RIGHT THIS WAY
RIGHT THIS WAY." I'M STARTING TO THINK TRUMP'S NOT REALLY A BILLIONAIRE,
BECAUSE IF HE WERE, HE'D HAVE BLASTED OFF TO SPACE BY NOW. DON'T YOU THINK?
[ LAUGHTER ] HE'S LIKE, "TAKE CARE, SUCKERS.
YEAH ALL DAY LONG, TRUMP WAS GOING CRAZY OVER THE SEARCH, WHILE
PRESIDENT BIDEN WAS AT HOME LIKE, "BEST WEEK EVER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
IT'S NOT BAD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HAD A PRETTY GREAT WEEK.
ACTUALLY, TRUMP SUPPORTERS THINK BIDEN KNEW ABOUT THE RAID BEFOREHAND
BUT THE WHITE HOUSE SAID THAT HE DIDN'T. BIDEN CAN'T WIN WITH TRUMP
SUPPORTERS ONE DAY HE'S COMPLETELY SENILE, AND THE NEXT, HE KNOWS
EVERYTHING [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, TRUMP WAS PRETTY UPSET
ABOUT THE SEARCH AND HE PUT OUT A STATEMENT THAT SAID, "THEY EVEN BROKE INTO MY
SAFE." [ LAUGHTER ] "THEY EVEN BROKE INTO MY SAFE.
[ LAUGHTER ] TRUMP WAS LIKE, "DAMN IT, I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE FLUSHED THAT
SAFE DOWN THE TOILET I KNEW IT. [ LAUGHTER ]
IF IT TURNS OUT TRUMP DID STEAL CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS, HE COULD BE DISQUALIFIED FROM RUNNING
FOR PRESIDENT EVER AGAIN I MEAN, I -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I WONDER WHO WOULD HAVE GIVEN THEM THE COMBINATION TO HIS SAFE
I MEAN, IT COULD BE -- [ LAUGHTER ] -- ANYONE.
IT COULD BE ANYONE BUT MAY -- MAYBE ONE DAY WE'LL KNOW WHO DID IT.
YOU KNOW, I DON'T UNDERSTAND BUT THIS -- THIS IS A BIG DEAL NEWS OF THE FBI SEARCH NOT ONLY
SET OFF A POLITICAL FIRESTORM, BUT ALSO ENRAGED TRUMP'S BASE. ALTHOUGH, TO PUT IT IN CONTEXT,
THE GREEN M&M NOT BEING SEXY ANYMORE ALSO ENRAGED HIS BASE. DO YOU REMEMBER THAT
[ LAUGHTER ] YEP, THINGS ARE REALLY HEATED IN THE AFTERMATH OF THE TRUMP
RAID IN FACT, LAST NIGHT, IN RESPONSE TO ATTORNEY GENERAL
MERRICK GARLAND AUTHORIZING THE OPERATION, HOUSE GOP LEADER, KEVIN McCARTHY TWEETED AT
GARLAND TO, QUOTE, "PRESERVE YOUR DOCUMENTS AND CLEAR YOUR CALENDAR."
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] WOW! STRONG WORDS
WELL, GARLAND ACTUALLY SHOT BACK WITH A TWEET OF HIS OWN, SAYING, "MY OFFICE HAS NOTHING
TO HIDE. I THINK IT IS YOU WHO NEEDS TO CLEAR YOUR CALENDAR, SIR."
[ LAUGHTER ] TO WHICH McCARTHY REPLIED, "ACTUALLY, TO BE HONEST, MY
CALENDAR'S PRETTY CLEAR ALREADY. [ LAUGHTER ]
I GOTTA ADMIT, NOT A LOT GOIN' ON LATELY. SHRUG EMOJI.
TO WHICH GARLAND REPLIED, "OMG, I KNOW, RIGHT? THE VIBES ARE KINDA OFF THIS
SUMMER, FOR REAL TO WHICH McCARTHY REPLIED, "TOTALLY, TOTALLY, TOTALLY
IT'S LIKE, UM, IT'S AUGUST, AND I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN INVITED TO A POOL YET, MY DUDE.
[ LAUGHTER ] TO WHICH GARLAND REPLIED, "TELL YOU WHAT
LET'S MEET UP OVER SOME MARGS AND GO OVER THOSE DOCUMENTS TOGETHER, BRAH."
TO WHICH McCARTHY REPLIED, "NO CAP? [ LAUGHTER ]
TO WHICH GARLAND REPLIED, "ALL GUCCI, FAM I'LL HAVE THE FBI LOWKEY KICK
DOWN YOUR DOOR WITH THE DEETS. AND THAT'S -- YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
IT'S ALL -- THEY'LL FIGURE IT ALL OUT. BUT I THINK TRUMP KNOWS HOW
SERIOUS THIS IS, BECAUSE I SAW THAT HE HAS BEEN SEARCHING FOR CRIMINAL DEFENSE ATTORNEYS, IN
CASE HE'S INDICTED IT'S TOUGH, BECAUSE ALL OF TRUMP'S USUAL ATTORNEYS ARE ON
TRIAL THEMSELVES SO - [ LAUGHTER ]
TRUMP IS NOW FRANTICLY SEARCHING FOR A, QUOTE, "KILLER" CRIMINAL DEFENSE
ATTORNEY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S NOT GOOD WHEN YOU SUDDENLY
GO FROM, "I'M TOTALLY INNOCENT," TO, "I'M GOING TO NEED A KILLER LAWYER."
[ LAUGHTER ] SOME BUSINESS NEWS, I READ THAT FERRARI IS RECALLING NEARLY
EVERY CAR IT HAS SOLD SINCE 2005 OVER POSSIBLE BRAKE FAILURE.
SO, IF YOU'RE STILL WONDERING, FORD WON [ LAUGHTER ]
YEP, THOUSANDS OF MEN WERE LIKE, THAT WAS CLOSE MY MID-LIFE CRISIS WAS ALMOST
AN END OF LIFE CRISIS. [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GET THIS, AFTER SEVEN
YEARS, DOMINO'S PIZZA HAS PERMANENTLY CLOSED ALL OF ITS LOCATIONS IN ITALY
[ LAUGHTER ] SERIOUSLY? I'D EXPECT A DOMINO'S IN ITALY
TO BE OUT OF BUSINESS IN 30 MINUTES OR LESS HEY!
[ LAUGHTER ] [ RIM SHOT ] [ APPLAUSE ]
SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS. A NEW LAWSUIT ALLEGES THAT STARBUCKS REFRESHER DRINKS DO
NOT CONTAIN THE FRUITS THAT THEY'RE NAMED AFTER. >> Steve: OH
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELL, STARBUCKS HAS ALREADY RESPONDED TO THE
LAWSUIT WITH A BRAND NEW AD. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> WE HERE AT STARBUCKS HAVE
BEEN ACCUSED OF NOT HAVING REAL FRUIT IN SOME OF OUR BEVERAGES TO WHICH WE SAY, "UH, YEAH,
WE'RE STARBUCKS. WE CAN BARELY KEEP A MILK STATION CLEAN FOR THREE
MINUTES. SO, IF YOU'RE UNDER THE IMPRESSION WE HAVE SOME KIND OF
FARMER'S MARKET BACK HERE, THAT'S ON YOU. OUR EGG SALAD SANDWICH, BY THE
WAY, WE CAN NEITHER CONFIRM THAT THAT IS EGG NOR SALAD BECAUSE AT STARBUCKS, WE'RE NOT
FARM TO TABLE, WE'RE TRAIN TO TEN MINUTES LATE FOR WORK. STARBUCKS, LET US JUST GET OUT
AHEAD OF THIS ONE. PUMPKIN SPICE IS CHEMICALS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: DON'T EVEN ASK [ LAUGHTER ] DON'T EVEN ASK
"IS THIS ORGANIC PUMPKIN?" GUYS, LISTEN TO THIS, APPARENTLY DUE TO RECORD HIGH
INFLATION, MORE SHOPPERS ARE BUYING USED YOGA PANTS [ AUDIENCE GROANS
A LOT OF PEOPLE SAID, "THAT'S GROSS," AND THEN WENT BACK TO REUSING SWEATY YOGA MATS AT THE
GYM. [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, LAST NIGHT THERE WAS A
A NEW EPISODE OF "THE BACHELORETTE." AND IT GOT INTENSE
THE SHOW CAN GET PRETTY EMOTIONAL, SO I THOUGHT WE COULD HELP
HERE IS THAT MOMENT REVOICED WITH THE LEAST EMOTIONAL PERSON WE KNOW, SIRI.
THIS IS "LET'S GET SIRI-OUS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> LET'S GET SIRI-OUS. * >> I CAN'T GO TODAY.
>> OKAY. >> AND I'M GOING TO HAVE TO, LIKE STEP AWAY FROM -- FROM
PURSUING THINGS WITH YOU * >> IF THAT'S WHERE YOUR HEART
IS, LIKE, I -- I APPRECIATE YOU TELLING ME I JUST WISH IT WOULD HAVE BEEN
EARLIER. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> OF COURSE, THE FIRST THING I
THINK, WHEN THIS FIRST POPPED INTO MY HEAD, WAS LIKE, "YOU'RE CRAZY, LIKE, LOOK AT RACHEL,
LOOK AT WHO SHE IS." >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN THAT
YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP GOING I GOT IT YOU KNOW, I'M NOT TRYING TO BE
MEAN, I JUST -- I GET IT >> OKAY. >> OBVIOUSLY, THIS IS TOUGH, TO
HEAR A NO ONE REALLY WANTS TO HEAR THIS, SO -- >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO WOW. EMOTIONAL.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Steve: OH, MY
"YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS
A BLOOD DONATION CENTER HERE IN NEW YORK IS OFFERING BEER IN EXCHANGE FOR BLOOD
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHICH BACKFIRED WHEN PEOPLE STARTED SHOWING UP WITH BLOOD
THAT WASN'T THEIRS THEY'RE LIKE, "HEY, A DEAL'S A A DEAL."
[ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, IT IS TUESDAY, GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR "WETWEET.
HERE WE GO
* WETWEET WETWEET *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME TO "WETWEET. THIS IS WHERE WE, AS A GROUP, DECIDE SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD
POST ON TWITTER. I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU FIVE DIFFERENT TWEETS, AND WE'RE ALL
GOING TO VOTE ON WHETHER YOU LIKE EACH ONE OR NOT YOU ALL HAVE VOTING CLICKERS AT
YOUR SEATS YEAH, I SEE YOU GRABBED THEM ALREADY.
PERFECT. YOU CAN VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM YOU CAN VOTE FOR NONE OF THEM,
AS LONG AS YOU HAVE FUN. I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, REALLY.
WE'RE GOING TO SEE THE RESULTS LIVE, SO I CAN TELL WHO'S REALLY PLAYING THE GAME AND
WHO'S NOT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HIGGINS, ROOTS, DO YOU ALL HAVE
YOUR CLICKERS? >> Steve: GOT IT GOT IT
>> Tariq: OH, YEAH >> Jimmy: TARIQ, YOU'VE BEEN PRETTY GOOD.
>> Tariq: I HAVE BEEN -- WELL, I'VE BEEN DAMN GOOD. >> Jimmy: YEAH
I'D SAY YOU'RE IN THE 90 PERCENTILE. >> Tariq: YEAH, MAN.
>> Jimmy: HIGGINS, I PUT YOU IN THE, MAYBE 70 -- >> Steve: SURE
>> Jimmy: -- PERCENTILE. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT, I MEAN, YOU COULD UP YOUR
GAME TONIGHT >> Steve: I'M GOING TO I'M GOING TO GET 100% OF THIS
ONE. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO
>> Tariq: WHOA >> Steve: YES. >> Jimmy: WHATEVER TWEET GETS
THE MOST LIKES, WE'RE GOING TO TWEET IT OUT LIVE ON THE SHOW, SO THAT YOU CAN ALL LIKE IT,
AND WE CAN WETWEET IT. >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS ]
>> Jimmy: IT'S A SHARED EXPERIENCE ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS?
THE FIRST TWEET IS, "YOU KNOW IT'S NOT WORKING WHEN YOU'VE GOTTA ASK YOUR TAILOR TO LET
OUT THE STRAP OF YOUR FITBIT." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OOH.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: I THINK WE ALL KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT ONE
* >> Jimmy: I MEAN, THERE'S A LOT OF DISCUSSION.
THERE'S DISCUSSION I'M GOING TO GIVE IT THUMBS UP, JUST BECAUSE WHY NOT
>> Steve: YOU'LL NEED TO GIVE IT TWO >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU KNOW IT'S
NOT WORKING WHEN YOU HAVE TO ASK YOUR TAILOR TO GET, "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I NEED A LITTLE
EXTENSION ON THE FITBIT. SO, YEAH >> Steve: NO, LET OUT YOUR
FITBIT >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT >> Tariq: YOU'RE GIVING
A THUMBS UP. >> Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY, I AM >> Steve: YOU'RE JUST GIVING A
A PITY THUMBS UP >> Tariq: THAT MAKES ONE >> Steve: YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU THINK IT'S -- YOU THINK IT'S A LANDSLIDE
>> Tariq: AHMIR GAVE IT A THUMBS UP TOO, SO I THINK TWO.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, 'CAUSE HE'S A -- HE'S A CARING, GIVING DUDE
>> Tariq: YEAH, NOT A LANDSLIDE. >> Steve: I'M GONNA SAY LESS
THAN 50 PEOPLE >> Tariq: YEAH THE OPPOSITE OF A LANDSLIDE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: MUDSLIDE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S TECHNICALLY A A LANDSLIDE. >> Tariq: THAT'S BASICALLY A
A LANDSLIDE. >> Steve: IT'S NOT MUD THOUGH. >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S NOT
OKAY, YOU'RE THINKING REALLY BAD. UNDER 50
>> Tariq: YES. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE THE RESULTS.
VOTES ARE IN [ SAD TUBA ] [ AUDIENCE OOHS
>> Tariq: WOO! WOO-HOO-HOO. ANOTHER ONE!
>> Jimmy: TOUGH AUDIENCE TOUGH AUDIENCE [ LAUGHTER ]
TOUGH AUDIENCE THEY'RE, LIKE, REALLY MAKING DECISIONS.
AGAIN, THESE, YEAH, OKAY VOTE ON THINGS FOR FUN, TOO YEAH, OKAY
[ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT. SO, THAT ONE'S NOT -- WE'RE NOT
GOING TO WETWEET THAT. >> Steve: RIGHT. LET OUT YOUR FITBIT, IT HAS
A STRAP ON IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH THERE YOU GO, YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU DON'T NEED TO LET IT OUT IT'S ALREADY ADJUSTABLE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN >> Tariq: YEP. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT?
>> Steve: LIKE, I WENT TO THE TAILOR AND SAID, "CAN YOU LET OUT MY BELT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: NO, IT DOESN'T WORK, BECAUSE MY BELT IS ADJUSTABLE
WITH A STRAP >> Jimmy: THE RESULTS ARE ALREADY IN
YOU'RE NOT -- THERE'S NO >> Steve: I'M JUST SAYING. I'M JUST SAYING.
ALL RIGHT. I DON'T WANT TO BEAT A DEAD HORSE.
I'M SORRY. YOU KNOW WHAT, MY FAULT. I'M BAD.
GO >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T WANT TO BEAT A DEAD HORSE?
>> Steve: NO, I DON'T. BUT -- >> Jimmy: BUT SERIOUSLY,
THOUGH [ LAUGHTER ] AFTER THE SHOW IF --
>> Steve: YEAH, BUT, YOU KNOW, WHILE WE'RE HERE LET OUT MY FITBIT.
OKAY AND ALSO, YOU DON'T GO TO A TAILOR FOR A FIT -
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, I DO >> Steve: NEVERMIND.
NEVERMIND. >> Jimmy: I DO >> Steve: RIGHT, SURE.
>> Jimmy: I DO >> Steve: YEAH SURE, YOU DO
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHY I GO TALK
TO MY TAILOR EVERY DAY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: YOUR SOLID GOLD
FITBIT BAND. >> Jimmy: WE MAKE JOKES. >> Steve: YEAH, IT'S DIAMOND
CRUSTED. >> Jimmy: YES. >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: WE MAKE JOKES, YEAH. >> Steve: YOU AND YOUR TAILOR CHAT
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO VOTE FOR
THAT ONE BUT HERE'S THE OTHER ONES. [ LAUGHTER ]
OKAY HOW ABOUT THIS ONE, HERE "WEARING A MASK, HEADPHONES,
AND GLASSES? YOU'RE EARS ARE PUTTING IN WERK."
* [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: NO
>> Questlove: THIS IS GONNA BE THE OPPOSITE OF LAST WEEK. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Tariq: DUDE, I THINK ALL OF THESE ARE YOURS THIS WEEK. >> Jimmy: NO, NO
WHAT YOU DO MEAN ALL OF THESE ARE MINE THIS WEEK [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU'RE PUTTING IN WERK >> Steve: WHEN DID YOU WRITE THESE?
>> Jimmy: W-E-R-K. >> Steve: YEAH, WERK YEAH
>> Jimmy: WERK >> Steve: LIKE LUKE. >> Jimmy: I THINK THIS ONE'S
GOING TO BE UP PAST AT LEAST 40 >> Steve: IT MIGHT BE 43
>> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO SAY IT'S LIKE 50% 50/50 ON THIS ONE.
LET'S SEE THIS RESULTS >> Steve: 50 PERC -- >> Jimmy: WHOA
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IT'S A LOT OF WERK
GLASSES, MASK, A LOT OF WERK TOO MUCH WERK FOR THE EARS I LIKE THAT ONE.
NOT BAD. ALL RIGHT, NEXT ONE HERE SAYS, "HONESTLY, IF I WENT TO MY
DOCTOR AND THEIR COMPUTER WASN'T A GIANT PC RUNNING WINDOWSXP, I'D BE WEIRDED OUT.
[ LAUGHTER ] * [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH >> Steve: IT'S HARD WRITING JOKES.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT REALLY IS I DON'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT THIS LET'S SEE THE RESULTS.
>> Tariq: OH, MY GOODNESS! * >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU GUYS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE YOU GUYS. YOU'RE PLAYING THE GAME.
ALL RIGHT. HOW ABOUT -- HOW ABOUT THIS NEXT ONE
I THINK YOU MIGHT LIKE THIS NEXT ONE READY?
"CHICKPEAS MUST LOOK AT HUMMUS AND BE LIKE, "GULP." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Tariq: THAT'S A GOOD ONE. * >> Jimmy: SOME PEOPLE ARE
DANCING TO THIS ONE. SOME PEOPLE ARE DANCING TO THIS ONE.
THIS ONE FEELS PROMISING >> Steve: YEAH, THIS WAS REALLY GOOD
>> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE CAME IN TOGETHER >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: THEY UNITED ON THIS ONE. WE JUST UNITED THE STATES OF
AMERICA, RIGHT NOW - >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: -- ON THIS TWEET
LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. OH *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALL RIGHT, HERE'S THE LAST ONE HERE IT SAYS, "WHEN A WEBSITE
ASKED HOW OLD I AM, I JUST SCROLL DOWN TO 'iPHONE FLASHLIGHT IS ALWAYS ON.'"
[ LAUGHTER ] * >> Steve: I'M GONNA GIVE THAT
A YES, TOO >> Jimmy: I THINK -- >> Questlove: I LOVE THAT ONE.
>> Jimmy: I THINK THAT'S THE WINNER I THINK THAT IS THE ACTUAL
WINNER >> Steve: YOU THINK THAT'S THE WINNER MORE SO THAN CHICKPEAS?
>> Jimmy: I SAID IT AFTER WE ALL VOTED. >> Steve: ALL RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: SO I DID NOT INFLUENCE THE VOTE I JUST GOT -- SOMEONE JUST DID
THIS TO ME >> Steve: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I DO NOT AGREE I THINK IT'S GONNA BE ALMOST A A LANDSLIDE.
>> Steve: WHAT WAS THE LAST ONE. WHAT WAS THE LAST ONE?
>> Jimmy: WHAT WAS THE LAST ONE, 160 SOMETHING >> 182
>> Jimmy: 182. >> Steve: 182. >> Tariq: WOW.
>> Jimmy: I'M GONNA SAY THIS IS 1 -- 1 -- 190. >> Steve: OOH, LET'S SEE IT.
>> Tariq: OKAY >> Jimmy: WOW. >> Steve: 1-9-0.
>> Jimmy: LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. OH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * IT ONLY TAKES ONE.
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. YEAH VERY NICE.
I'M GOING TO POST THIS DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK [ BELL DINGING ]
IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED, GIVE IT A LIKE, GIVE IT A WETWEET AND ENJOY.
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW KATE McKINNON IS HERE, TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
GOD, SHE IS SO FUNNY LILI REINHART IS ON THE SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
MAITREYI RAMAKRISHNAN IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM
JON PARDI. STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
KATE McKINNON, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: CHLOE FINEMAN DID AN IMPRESSION OF YOU TO YOU >> UH-HUH.
YEAH >> Jimmy: AN IMPRESSION OF YOU TO YOU
>> SHE DID SHE WAS GREAT. I MEAN -
>> Jimmy: SHE KIND OF, SHE KIND OF NAILED IT THIS IS A PICTURE OF -
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S
BE SURE TO STAY HERE ALL WEEK LONG WE HAVE SOME GREAT SHOWS COMING
UP TOMORROW NIGHT, I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS, OUR GUEST
WILL BE THE ONE AND ONLY MADONNA, WILL BE HERE TOMORROW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* SHE'S GOT A NEW ALBUM OUT CALLED "FINALLY ENOUGH LOVE:
50 NUMBER ONES." IT'S ALL REMIXES AND REMASTERS OF HER NUMBER ONE HITS
WE'LL BE TALKING TO MADONNA ABOUT THAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY WE
PLANNED WHAT WE'RE GOING DO WITH MADONNA BECAUSE SHE NEVER DOES WHAT WE ASK
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING. SHE GOES, "YEAH, I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT I'M GOING TO DO." YEAH BUT I DO KNOW ONE THING THAT I
THINK WE'RE GOING TO DO. THE ROOTS AND I WITH MADONNA ARE GOING TO GET TOGETHER FOR
AN ALL-NEW CLASSROOM INSTRUMENTS. AND IT IS THE --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S THE FIRST TIME WE'VE DONE THAT SINCE THE PANDEMIC.
SO, I'M -- IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD THAT WE'RE DOING THAT AND WHO BETTER THAN MADONNA TO
DO THAT WITH TOMORROW NIGHT. SO TUNE IN FOR THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THEN ON THURSDAY NIGHT WE HAVE ANOTHER BIG SHOW A VERY SPECIAL CO-HOST,
MEGAN THEE STALLION WILL BE HERE, CO-HOSTING WITH US [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE'VE GOT A LOT OF FUN STUFF SHE'S GOING TO DO INTERVIEWS WITH ME.
AND WE HAVE A LOT OF FUN STUFF PLANNED. SO, YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS
THAT IT IS A BIG WEEK HERE ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
BUT FIRST, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT. SHE'S THE STAR AND EXECUTIVE
PRODUCER OF THE NEW MOVIE "LOOK BOTH WAYS. WHICH BEGINS STREAMING
AUGUST 17th ON NETFLIX, LILI REINHART IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
PLUS, YOU KNOW HER FROM THE NETFLIX SERIES "NEVER HAVE I EVER."
THE ENTIRE THIRD SEASON BEGINS STREAMING THIS FRIDAY. MAITREYI RAMAKRISHNAN IS HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC TONIGHT FROM JON PARDI
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT FIRST, SHE HAS WON MULTIPLE EMMYS FOR HER WORK ON "SATURDAY
NIGHT LIVE." SHE ALSO STARS IN THE HIT MOVIE "DC LEAGUE OF SUPER-PETS,"
WHICH IS IN THEATERS NOW EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME, KATE McKINNON.
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MY WORD!
MY WORD! IT IS KATE McKINNON! THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT.
I AM -- I AM SO HAPPY YOU HAVE ENTERED THE BUILDING >> OKAY, THAT WAS FUN.
THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO WE HAVE MORE
I DIDN'T STARTED A QUESTION YET. KATE, I HAVE A LOT TO TALK TO
YOU ABOUT, BECAUSE I GOT TO SEE YOU QUICKLY IN LONDON. >> YES
>> Jimmy: WE SAW EACH OTHER FAST >> I WAS THERE
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU WERE IN LONDON >> I SAW YOU AND I LEFT BECAUSE
WHY I WOULD STAY >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHAT ELSE DOES LONDON HAVE TO OFFER. >> IT'S FALLON, BABY
THAT'S IT. >> Jimmy: BUT YOU BROUGHT A -- YOU BROUGHT A PHOTO.
AND I GOT TO BE HONEST, I KNEW WHAT THIS WAS. >> OH, YOU DID
SO, I DIDN'T SO, I -- I LIKE TO WALK. I LIKE TO SEE STUFF.
AND I SAW -- [ LIGHT APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU.
[ APPLAUSE ] IT'S IMPORTANT TO GET OUT
THERE. AND SEE WHAT IS UP SO, I LOVE BUGS.
AND I SAW THIS BABY ON THE STREET AND I WAS LIKE, OH, MY GOD
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] THIS MOTH, WHAT? IT'S LIKE SEPIA-TONED WING,
FISH NETS BASICALLY. >> Jimmy: BASICALLY. IT'S GORGEOUS.
>> PEEK OF RED WITH POLKA DOTS, LIKE THIS IS A BURLESQUE DANCER
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, THIS IS THE MOST GORGEOUS BUG I'VE EVER
SEEN >> THIS MOTH HAS TASSELS ON HER BOOBS AND IS READY TO DO A WIG
CHANGE >> Jimmy: YES. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> THIS IS LIKE A MOTH >> Jimmy: YES. >> AND THEN -- AND THEN I
SAW -- A FEW DAYS LATER. >> Jimmy: IN "THE NEW YORK TIMES.
>> YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO -- >> Jimmy: KILL THIS BUG. [ LAUGHTER ]
KILL THEY WANT YOU TO KILL THIS -- MURDER THIS BUG.
>> KILL WITH NO MERCY, THEY SAID KILL IT WITH NO MERCY.
AND I WAS LIKE - >> Jimmy: SPOTTED LANTERNFLY >> YEAH, SO APPARENTLY, THEY'RE
AN INCREDIBLY INVASIVE PEST. AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO -- UM, MURDER THEM ON CONTACT
[ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS, LIKE, "UM, YEAH, OKAY, I WILL."
>> Jimmy: YOU WERE NOT >> BECAUSE - >> Jimmy: YOU WERE LIKE, "WHERE
DID I FIND THAT MOTH?" AND YOU HAD TO GO BACK TO THAT LOCATION
>> THE NEXT ONE I SEE, I'M GOING TO BE LIKE, "RUN RUN!
>> Jimmy: YOU ARE NOT. >> NO, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO NO, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO.
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO, AND I WILL. I WILL KILL THE NEXT LANTERNFLY I SEE.
>> Jimmy: BUT TAKE A PHOTO OF IT - >> NO, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO
I WILL I WILL KILL THE NEXT ONE >> Jimmy: CAN I TELL YOU WHAT'S
INTERESTING RIGHT NOW. >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: I SAW LAST YEAR ON
"SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." CHLOE FINEMAN DID AN IMPRESSION OF YOU TO YOU.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AN IMPRESSION OF YOU TO YOU
>> SHE DID SHE WAS GREAT. >> Jimmy: SHE KIND OF NAILED
IT THIS IS A PICTURE OF - >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S -
I DON'T SIT LIKE THAT. >> Jimmy: I MEAN, YOU KIND OF -
>> I DON'T -- I WOULD NEVER SIT -- >> Jimmy: YOU KIND OF SIT LIKE
THAT >> HOW WEIRD WOULD THAT BE IF I JUST SAT LIKE THAT ALL OF THE
TIME >> Jimmy: BUT YOU DO KIND OF SIT LIKE THAT, THOUGH.
>> YEAH, I DO. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU ANNOUNCED EARLIER
THIS YEAR THAT YOU'RE LEAVING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." >> I DID
YOU KNOW, I LEFT I LEFT "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE. >> Jimmy: YOU LEFT IT, BUD
[ AUDIENCE AWS ] BUT WHAT A GREAT RUN WE'RE GOING TO MISS YOU.
>> THE LOVE OF MY LIFE "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GOING TO BE -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU THANKS
>> Jimmy: WE'RE GOING TO MISS YOU. YOU'RE SO GREAT.
>> I'M GOING TO MISS IT. >> Jimmy: DID YOU -- DID YOU CLEAR OUT THE OFFICE AND ALL
THAT STUFF >> I HAVE NOT YET CLEARED OUT MY OFFICE BECAUSE THERE'S JUST
TOO MUCH -- THERE'S LIKE A A DECADE OF JUNK IN THERE. I THINK I'M GOING TO LEAVE
BEHIND SOME SURPRISES. >> Jimmy: YEAH WHICH IS NICE OF YOU TO DO
>> I STARTED COLLECTING -- YOU KNOW, I HAD TO PLAY ANTHONY FAUCI A LOT.
AND SOME OTHER PEOPLE THAT REQUIRED THE USE OF PROSTHETICS.
SO, I STARTED, JUST FOR FUN, COLLECTING THE PROSTHETIC ITEMS.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THE NOSES AND EARS AND THINGS LIKE THAT.
AND I STARTED MAKING LITTLE ART PIECES WITH THEM IN MY OFFICE. LIKE I SAID TO A WRITER FRIEND,
LIKE "OH, COME GET YOUR GATORADE IT'S IN MY OFFICE.
AND THEN I SORT OF HAD DONE -- HAD MADE THAT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: PIECE OF ART >> JUST A BOUQUET OF NOSES AND EARS
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THEN I SAID TO ONE OF THE WRITERS, "JUST GO -- I LEFT
SOMETHING ON THE PIANO CAN YOU GO FIND IT?" [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I MEAN, THAT'S ALL FAUCI NOSES. >> AND THOSE ARE NOSES
>> Jimmy: THOSE ARE -- THEY'RE NOSES BY THE WAY >> THEY'RE NOSES
>> Jimmy: JUST FOR NBC SENSORS, YEAH >> THEY'RE NOT ANYTHING ELSE
>> Jimmy: YES, THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE. THEY'RE NOSES.
BUT ARE YOU PREPARED FOR A -- A NON-"SNL," A YEAR OF NOT GOING INTO WORK AT 1:00 IN THE
AFTERNOON AND STAYING UP UNTIL 4:00 IN THE MORNING EVERY NIGHT?
>> I'D LIKE TO -- I'D LIKE TO THINK I AM MY CAT HAS BEEN, LIKE, "OH, NOW
YOU'RE HOME. [ LAUGHTER ] "AFTER A DECADE OF YOU BEING
GONE YOU'VE BEEN OUT ALL HOURS. NOW, YOU'RE HOME
FINE WELL, I'M ALREADY ASLEEP." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: "WELL I'M NOT -- WELL, THEN FINE. THEN I'M GOING TO SLEEP.
>> "NOW I'M STAYING UP I'LL STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND YOU WON'T KNOW WHERE I AM.
HOW ABOUT THAT?" [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WAS IT FUN FOR TO YOU
DO "DC LEAGUE OF SUPER-PETS? >> OH, IT WAS WONDERFUL. IT WAS WONDERFUL
>> Jimmy: YOU WERE FANTASTICLY FUNNY IN THAT. >> THANKS VERY MUCH.
>> Jimmy: AND I THOUGHT THE IDEA IS ACTUALLY BRILLIANT THAT SUPERHEROES SHOULD HAVE
PETS >> IT'S -- AND THE PETS ARE HEROES AS WELL
>> Jimmy: YES. WOW. REMEMBER THAT.
[ APPLAUSE ] >> THE MORE YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: THE MORE YOU KNOW,
YEAH >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THIS IS WHO YOU PLAY
IS THAT THE CUTEST THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN? >> YES, SO THAT'S -- THAT'S
LULU >> Jimmy: THAT IS LULU >> SHE'S THE EVIL GUINEA PIG
>> Jimmy: STAR OF THE MOVIE. OH, MY GOSH. YOU WERE THE VILLAIN OF THE
MOVIE. >> YES, YES. BUT IT'S STILL -
>> Jimmy: THE CUTEST THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN [ LAUGHTER ]
AND SO FUNNY >> HOW BAD COULD THAT BE >> Jimmy: AND YOU ARE ACTUALLY
A GUINEA PIG THAT LEX LUTHOR HAS TESTED CHEMICALS AND STUFF, AND SUPERPOWERS ON LULU.
>> YES, AND NOW SHE'S GOT AN AXE TO GRIND >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT
YEAH SO, FINALLY, THE GUINEA PIG IS GETTING BACK, AND SAYING,
"YEAH, DON'T TEST STUFF ON ME. >> BUT THIS IS -- TO ME, THIS IS THE ESSENCE OF A COMEDIC
CHARACTER. AN EVIL GUINEA PIG YOU GOT GIANT LAUGHS FROM
7-YEAR-OLDS TO 47-YEAR-OLD >> WELL, THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY.
THANKS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU GOT -- I WISH --
>> THAT MAKES ME HAPPY >> Jimmy: I WISH IF I HAD YOUR NUMBER, I WAS -- I JUST WANTED
TO, LIKE, PLAY IT. BECAUSE YOU WERE CRUSHING IT >> OH, THAT'S REALLY NICE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH AND YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE BUT IT WAS -- YOU CRUSHED IT
AND YOU HAVE TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT THIS YOU MADE A LOT OF PEOPLE HAPPY
>> THANKS. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP.
HERE'S KATE McKINNON IN "DC LEAGUE OF SUPER-PETS." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
HE SHOULD SEEK HIS FREEDOM >> YOU SEE THAT. LULU GETS IT
>> AND HE MUST DESTROY ALL WHO STAND IN HIS WAY >> WOW
THAT JUST TOOK A TURN. >> YOU MAY KID YOURSELF WITH YOUR SILLY FUN
BUT I HAVE THE DEVICE. FOR ONE DAY SOON WHEN THE STARS ALIGN, THE DEVICE WILL BRING ME
ULTIMATE POWER AND I WILL BE MORE THAN FREE EXACTLY.
>> LULU, WHATEVER THEY TESTED ON YOU IN THAT LAB LEFT YOU A FEW GUINEAS SHORT OF A PIG
THAT DEVICE IS JUST A PILE OF GARBAGE. >> YOU FEAR MY BRILLIANCE.
PROCEED INTO SHADOWS PROCEED INTO SHADOWS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: KATE McKINNON, EVERYBODY! "DC LEAGUE OF SUPER-PETS" IS IN
THEATERS NOW WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH LILI REINHART.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: MOUNTAIN DEW INSPIRED AN ICE CREAM CALLED MOUNTAIN MOO.
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S THE RIGHT COLOR >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS THE
STAR AND EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF THE NEW MOVIE "LOOK BOTH WAYS" WHICH BEGINS STREAMING ON
NETFLIX AUGUST 17th. PLEASE WELCOME LILI REINHART
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: LILI, I WANTED TO ASK
YOU ABOUT A TWEET THAT YOU TWEETED OUT THAT MADE ME LAUGH BECAUSE YOU WERE AT COACHELLA
AND YOU TWEETED OUT, "WHERE COULD I GET A MOUNTAIN DEW AT COACHELLA?
WAS IT HARD TO GET A - >> COULDN'T FIND ONE NEVER FOUND ONE.
>> Jimmy: BUT THERE WAS BEVERAGES THERE. >> THERE ARE BEVERAGES BUT I
THINK PRIMARILY COCA-COLA PRODUCTS SO I COULD NOT FOUND MY BELOVED
MOUNTAIN DEW AND THAT WAS AT 10:20 P.M. SO YOU KNOW I WASN'T ENTIRELY -
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DEHYDRATED, YEAH SORRY, HATE TO PUT WORDS IN
YOUR MOUTH BUT YOU DO THE DEW YOU'RE A MOUNTAIN DEW --
>> MY MOM DRANK IT WHEN I WAS IN THE WOMB. IT'S HER FAULT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO WAY COME ON.
>> YES >> Jimmy: I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN IF YOU AND I, MAYBE --
THERE'S A FEW DIFFERENT MOUNTAIN DEW INSPIRED PRODUCTS THESE ARE REAL
>> RIGHT, RIGHT. >> Jimmy: THESE ARE NOT PAID FOR BY MOUNTAIN DEW, BUT I
THOUGHT WE COULD GIVE IT A TRY AND SEE WHAT YOU THINK >> YEAH, LET'S TRY SOME.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS FOR YOU. THIS IS A LIP BALM THIS IS A MOUNTAIN DEW LIP
BALM [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> OH, IT IS DARKER THAN YOU
WOULD EXPECT >> Jimmy: IT IS. MOUNTAIN DEW IS NOT THIS DARKER
GREEN. >> A LITTLE BIT OF A SCENT LIKE A LIME.
>> Jimmy: A LITTLE BIT OF A LIME OKAY. >> I DON'T WANT TO MESS UP
MY - >> Jimmy: YEAH YOUR LIPSTICK, YEAH, ME
NEITHER. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I MEAN, MOISTURIZING.
>> Jimmy: NOT BAD. >> YEAH, THAT IS OKAY. >> Jimmy: YEAH
I LIKE THIS -- NOT BAD I GIVE THIS A -- >> IT'S LIKE A SIX OUT OF TEN.
>> Jimmy: SIX OUT OF TEN SURE I'LL GIVE IT A SEVEN
>> OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD.
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS ONE >> YEAH. OH, THIS IS SCARY.
>> Jimmy: NO, THIS IS VERY INTERESTING. IT'S MOUNTAIN DEW INSPIRED ICE
CREAM CALLED MOUNTAIN MOO. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S MADE BY MOO-VILLE CREAMERY
IN MICHIGAN. WE GOT IT SENT TO US JUST FOR YOU.
MOUNTAIN MOO >> HOW KIND. >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO
OH, YOU NEED A SPOON SORRY YOU'RE LIKE, "HOW DO I EAT IT? OKAY
THE RIGHT COLOR. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I WOULD NOT GO OUT OF MY WAY
TO EAT THIS. >> Jimmy: IT'S KIND OF INTERESTING.
IT DOESN'T QUITE MAKE THE RIGHT TURN, DOES IT. >> IT TASTES LIKE THE FLAVOR OF
MILK AFTER YOU HAVE FROOT LOOPS. LIKE THE MILK AFTERWORDS
>> Jimmy: NOW I'M JUMPING BACK IN [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> TAKE ANOTHER. DON'T YOU KIND OF THINK? >> Jimmy: I KIND OF LIKE THAT.
NOW I LIKE IT MORE >> IF YOU THINK OF IT GOING IN -
>> Jimmy: IT'S FROOT LOOPS MILK >> YEAH.
I WOULD YOU NOT EAT THAT AGAIN >> Jimmy: I WOULD. I WOULD TOTALLY DO IT.
YOU TOTALLY SOLD ME ON IT NOW AND CHANGED IT THIS NEXT ONE IS AN ALCOHOL
RELATED PRODUCT. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: LET'S PRETEND WE'RE
AT COACHELLA >> OH, THIS WOULD BE A DREAM >> Jimmy: THIS IS A -- THIS IS
A DISTILLERY, MOUNTAIN DEW INSPIRED VODKA CALLED BY THREE OLIVES IN JERSEY CITY.
THIS FLAVOR IS CALLED, READY READY FOR THIS -- DUDE >> DUDE.
CHEERS >> Jimmy: CHEERS, DUDE [ LAUGHTER ]
* >> IT IS ACTUALLY NOT AS BAD AS I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE
>> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT BAD BUT THIS ONE, I WOULD DO DUDE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
BUT THIS ONE, BUT THE NEXT ONE, THIS LAST ONE HERE, THIS IS A REAL -
I HAVE NOT TRIED THIS -- I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD TRY THIS TOGETHER.
THIS IS MOUNTAIN DEW FLAMING HOT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED THIS >> I'M SUCH AN ORIGINAL DEW GIRL THAT I DON'T -- PARTAKE IN
CODE RED OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT SO THIS IS SCARY >> Jimmy: SMELLS GOOD.
* [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S SPICY.
>> Jimmy: NO IT'S GOT A LITTLE -- IT'S GOT A BURN AFTER TASTE TO IT
>> YEAH IT IS A LITTLE BIT OF BURN IN ME [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU WANT MORE DUDE >> NO, I'M OKAY. WELL, MAYBE.
LET'S TAKE A LITTLE BIT MORE WASH IT DOWN >> Jimmy: WASH IT DOWN
THERE YOU GO THANK YOU FOR TRYING THAT STUFF WITH ME, PAL
>> THAT'S NOT GOOD >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO [ LAUGHTER ]
>> IT'S WORSE THE SECOND TIME. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR MOVIE
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: "LOOK BOTH WAYS. >> YES
"LOOK BOTH WAYS. >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. YOU PRODUCED THIS AS WELL.
>> THANK YOU, I DID. >> Jimmy: DO YOU LIKE PRODUCING?
>> I DO. I LOVE TO BE IN CONTROL OF THINGS
>> Jimmy: YOU DO >> I REALLY DO >> Jimmy: YOU GET SOME VOICE
YOU GET TO - >> YEAH, IT IS BETTER TO HAVE THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER TITLE
OTHER WISE YOUR JUST LIKE A BOSSY ACTOR. RATHER THAN I'M LIKE, "NO, NO,
I HAVE THIS TITLE. I'M ALLOWED TO MAKE THESE DECISIONS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH YOU ARE >> SO IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD, YES.
>> Jimmy: HOW DO WE DESCRIBE "LOOK BOTH WAYS. I LIKE THE IDEA OF THIS.
>> "LOOK BOTH WAYS," IT FOLLOWS NATALIE ON THE EVE OF HER GRADUATION -- COLLEGE
GRADUATION SHE TAKES A PREGNANCY TEST, AND HER LIFE SERVERS OFF INTO TWO
DIFFERENT PARALLEL LIVES ONE WHERE SHE IS PREGNANT AND ONE WHERE SHE'S NOT.
AND I THINK WHAT I LOVED MOST ABOUT THE MOVIE, AND WHEN I READ THE SCRIPT IS THERE IS NO
WRONG PATH THERE ISN'T ONE THAT YOU'RE LIKE "OH, THAT WAS THE BAD
ONE. SO I THINK BOTH -- THERE IS SILVER LININGS IN BOTH
AND IT'S COMFORTING TO KNOW THAT THERE ISN'T ONE DECISION THAT YOU COULD MAKE THAT WILL
JUST COMPLETELY DERAIL EVERYTHING IN YOUR WORLD >> Jimmy: WELL SAID.
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HERE'S LILI REINHART IN "LOOK
BOTH WAYS. TAKE A LOOK.
EXPECTING IT TO PLAY OUT THAT
WAY. >> THEY WEREN'T -- I WASN'T EXPECTING THIS
I DID NOT SEE SINGLE UNEMPLOYED 22-YEAR-OLD MOM ON MY TAROT CARD READING THAT I KARA GAVE
ME LAST MONTH. >> OUR PLANS WHAT ABOUT NAKED SUNDAYS, AND
FURNITURE WITH SHARP EDGES WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO BARCELONA NEXT YEAR.
>> I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THAT QUITE A BIT IT WOULD MAKE SENSE IF -
>> WHAT? >> IF YOU AND I JUST -- UM, LET'S GET MARRIED.
>> NO. NO, GET UP THAT IS NOT HAPPENING.
>> HEY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH
LILI REINHART, EVERYBODY "LOOK BOTH WAYS" BEGINS STREAMING ON AUGUST 17th ON
NETFLIX. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW OUR NEXT GUEST AS THE STAR OF THE HIT NETFLIX SERIES "NEVER HAVE I
EVER." THE ENTIRE THIRD SEASON BEGINS STREAMING THIS FRIDAY.
PLEASE WELCOME MAITREYI RAMAKRISHNAN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OH, WELCOME TO THE SHOW
>> THAT WAS SO COOL. >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE
>> OH MY GOD, THAT WAS EPIC. >> Jimmy: COME ON. YES.
THANK YOU FOR BEING ON THE SHOW >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME
>> Jimmy: YOUR SHOW "NEVER HAVE I EVER," BY THE WAY, IS A GIANT, GIANT HIT ON NETFLIX.
IT WAS CO-CREATED BY MINDY KALING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> YES >> Jimmy: IT HIT NUMBER ONE IN OVER 50 COUNTRIES, SO NOT TOO
SHABBY, RIGHT THERE. CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT. >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE VERY, VERY FUNNY IN IT. AND GROWING UP WERE YOU ALWAYS
FUNNY? >> I MEAN, I'M THE YOUNGEST SIBLING SO I HAD THE USUAL
ANTICS YEAH, YOUNGER SIBLING ENERGY LET'S GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OBVIOUSLY STOLE A LOT OF MY MOM'S CLOTHES.
YOU KNOW, TRY TO SHOW UP AND BE CENTER OF ATTENTION. DEFINITELY MADE ALL OF MY
BROTHER'S BIRTHDAY PARTIES ABOUT ME EVERYBODY IS ALWAYS LOOKING AT
MY BROTHER, YOU KNOW "HAPPY BIRTHDAY. GOOD JOB, VISHWAA.
AND I'M LOOKING DIRECTLY INTO THE CAMERA MAKING FACES LIKE - WHY DID I DO THAT?
I DON'T KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT NOW YOU'RE A BIG STAR OF A COMEDY
>> YEAH, APPARENTLY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND THIS WAS LIKE A FIRST BIG GIG FOR YOU,
RIGHT? >> FIRST JOB >> Jimmy: FIRST JOB?
>> YEAH, I REALLY WANTED A A PART-TIME JOB WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL, BUT I DID NOT HAVE
THE TIME DEPRESSION NAPS TOOK OVER. SO, YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DEPRESSION NAPS. >> YES, EXCATLY.
SO THIS IS MY FIRST JOB. >> Jimmy: AND THEN, YEAH LOOK AT THE YOUNG MAITREYI
RIGHT THERE. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> YOU DON'T NEED TO SAY, "AW,"
TO THAT. >> Jimmy: THAT MIGHT BE THE CUTEST PHOTO WE'VE EVER SHOWN
ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW." COME ON. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> THAT'S JOY. THIS GIRL HAS IT TOGETHER. SHE HAS IT TOGETHER.
>> Jimmy: SHE REALLY DOES HAVE IT TOGETHER. BUT NOW HERE YOU ARE
YOU GET IN THERE AND YOU GO -- IS MINDY, ARE YOU GETTING ADVICE FROM MINDY KALING
>> YES YES, MY FAVORITE THING THOUGH IS TO TRY AND CONVINCE PEOPLE
THAT WE'RE DISTANTLY RELATED BECAUSE THEN THEY FEEL AWKWARD THEY'RE LIKE, "OH, YEAH,
BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE BOTH BROWN. LIKE, "YOU GUYS ARE -- GOT TO
BE RELATED." AND THEN LIKE, "OH, YEAH THAT MAKES SENSE.
AND I'M LIKE, "NO, I TOTALLY MADE THAT UP." >> Jimmy: "NO.
TOTALLY MADE THAT UP." BUT I LOVE THAT YOUR VOICE IN THE SHOW, NO SPOILERS, BUT YOUR
VOICEOVER IS THE VOICE OF JOHN McENROE >> YEAH.
GOOD OLD McENROE >> Jimmy: AND THAT IS GENIUS BY THE WAY, DID MINDY THINK OF --
I DON'T KNOW, WHOEVER THOUGHT OF THAT. >> WELL, JOHN McENROE IS REALLY
IMPORTANT TO MINDY AND I THINK IT'S LIKE A GREAT --
>> Jimmy: HE'S IMPORTANT TO EVERYONE >> YEAH, I THINK HE'S IMPORTANT
TO EVERYONE. HE'S IMPORTANT TO ME NOW THAT I KNOW WHO HE IS
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T AT FIRST. >> I DIDN'T KNOW
I'M NOT A SPORTS KIND OF GAL >> Jimmy: HE'S A LEGEND. >> HE IS
>> Jimmy: A LIVING LEGEND. HE'S UNBELIEVABLE AND FUNNY. >> I KNOW HIM AS A NARRATING
LEGEND, NOT NECESSARILY TENNIS AND ACTUALLY FUNNY STORY, ON SET, WHEN I MET HIM, I WAS
LIKE, "HEY, DO YOU LIKE, STILL SPORT, DO YOU SPORTS?" >> Jimmy: DO YOU SPORTS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> DO YOU LIKE, DO SPORTS? YOU KNOW
I DON'T KNOW MAYBE HE'S LIKE TAKING A BREAK I DON'T KNOW, I'M JUST TRYING
TO MAKE CONVERSATION WITH FRIENDS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE, YES
AND SO JOHN McENROE IS LIKE, "YEAH. >> AND HE'S LIKE, "YEAH, I DO.
AND I'M LIKE, "COOL, COOL, COOL I DON'T REALLY SPORT
SO LIKE, GUESS I CAN'T RELATE. >> Jimmy: I DON'T SPORT. >> I DON'T DO SPORTS
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> THEN I ASKED HIM IF HE WANTED TO GO TO CRAFTY GET
COOKIES AND HE SAID YEAH >> Jimmy: HE'S THE BEST. THIS IS THE THIRD SEASON HERE,
AND YOU'VE BEEN RENEWED FOR A FOURTH AND FINAL SEASON. CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT.
THAT'S GREAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE IS MAITREYI RAMAKRISHNAN
IN "NEVER HAVE I EVER. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THIS WEEKEND >> OH, YEAH. LIKE HEAT UP YOUR MOM'S
LEFTOVERS, AND PLAY FORTNIGHT IN YOUR GARAGE WITH TRENT AND MARCUS
SURE >> DAMN, IS THAT WHAT OUR DATES ARE LIKE
>> MM-HMM. THAT SUCKS NO LIKE A REAL DATE.
LIKE ROMANTIC. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO CPK? >> CPK, AKA CALIFORNIA PIZZA
KITCHEN. ONLY THE PREEMINENT FAST CASUAL PIZZA CHAIN IN THE U.S
NOW THAT'S A DATE. I WISH I COULD GO. >> Jimmy: THAT IS WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MAITREYI RAMAKRISHNAN.
SEASON THREE OF "NEVER HAVE I EVER" BEGINS STREAMING THIS FRIDAY ON NETFLIX.
PLEASE COME BACK >> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: LOVE YOU, BUD.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM JON PARDI STICK AROUND
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "LAST
NIGHT LONELY" FROM HIS UPCOMING NEW ALBUM, "MR. SATURDAY NIGHT," PLEASE WELCOME
JON PARDI!
* * YEAH, THIS COUL
BE YOUR LAST DRINK FROM A STRANGER IN A BAR * * THE LAST TIME
THAT YOU'RE DANCIN IN UNFAMILIAR ARMS * * YEAH, THIS COULD BE
YOUR LAST FIRST KISS IF WE DO THIS THING RIGHT * * YOUR LAST TIME ALON
BENEATH NEON LIGHTS * * IT COULD BE YOU LAST NIGHT COMIN' IN HER
DRINKIN' ALL BY YOURSELF * * THE LAST TIME GIVIN YOUR HEART AWA
TO SOMEONE ELSE * * YEAH, WE COULD BE SOME HISTORY IN THE MAKIN'
GIRL * * TONIGHT MIGHT B YOUR LAST NIGHT LONELY *
* YEAH, YOU COULD B THE LAST FIRST NAME * * THAT'S EVER BEE
WORTH ASKIN' * * YEAH, YOU COULD B THE LAST PHONE NUMBE
I WRITE DOWN ON A NAPKIN * * YEAH, YOU COULD B THE LAST GIRL THAT
I TAKE BACK HOME TO MAMA * * THE LAST TIME THA WE'RE TALKED ABOUT
IN THIS SMALL TOWN DRAMA * * IT'S GONNA BE THE LAST NIGHT COMIN' IN HER
DRINKIN' ALL BY YOURSELF * * THE LAST TIME GIVIN' YOUR HEART AWAY
TO SOMEONE ELSE * * YEAH, WE COULD BE SOM HISTORY IN THE MAKIN
GIRL * * TONIGHT MIGHT BE YOUR LAST NIGHT LONELY *
* IT COULD BE YOU LAST NIGHT LONELY * *
* IT'S GOING TO BE TH LAST TIME COMIN' IN HERE
DRINKIN' ALL BY YOURSELF * * THE LAST TIME GIVIN' YOUR HEART AWAY
TO SOMEONE ELSE * * YEAH, WE COULD BE SOM HISTORY IN THE MAKIN
GIRL * * TONIGHT MIGHT BE YOUR LAST NIGHT LONELY *
* IT COULD BE YOU LAST NIGHT COMIN' IN HER DRINKIN' ALL BY YOURSELF *
* THE LAST TIME GIVIN' YOUR HEART AWAY TO SOMEONE ELSE *
* YEAH, WE COULD BE SOM HISTORY IN THE MAKIN GIRL *
* TONIGHT MIGHT BE YOUR LAST NIGHT LONELY * * IT COULD BE YOU
LAST NIGHT LONELY, YEAH * * YOUR LAST NIGHT LONEL BABY
OH, YEAH * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: COME ON NOW! THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT, BUDDY
JON PARDI! "MR. SATURDAY NIGHT" IS OUT SEPTEMBER 2nd, WE'LL BE RIGHT
BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO
KATE McKINNON, LILI REINHART, MAITREYI RAMAKRISHNAN, JON PARDI, ONCE AGAIN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SEPTEMBER 2nd. AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE,
FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY BYE. THANK YOU.