1 00:00:09,175 --> 00:00:10,543 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:16,750 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:20,353 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - KATE McKINNON, 4 00:00:20,353 --> 00:00:26,593 LILI REINHART, MAITREYI RAMAKRISHNAN, MUSICAL GUEST, JON PARDI 5 00:00:26,593 --> 00:00:35,301 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1696 6 00:00:35,301 --> 00:00:41,408 >> Questlove: 1696 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:44,310 --> 00:00:49,182 * 8 00:00:49,182 --> 00:01:05,331 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M 9 00:01:05,331 --> 00:01:07,867 TALKING ABOUT. HEY, EVERYBODY WELCOME, EVERYBODY 10 00:01:07,867 --> 00:01:10,470 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. 11 00:01:10,470 --> 00:01:17,077 YOU MADE IT. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 12 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:21,181 WELL, GUYS, OF COURSE EVERYONE IS TALKING TODAY ABOUT THIS. YESTERDAY, THE FBI SHOWED UP 13 00:01:21,181 --> 00:01:27,954 UNANNOUNCED AND SEARCHED FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP'S MAR-A-LAGO HOME FOR CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS 14 00:01:27,954 --> 00:01:30,223 THAT HE MIGHT HAVE TAKEN WHEN HE LEFT OFFICE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 15 00:01:30,223 --> 00:01:33,860 YEP. ALL THE GUESTS THERE WERE LIKE, "WOW, DINNER AND A SHOW. 16 00:01:33,860 --> 00:01:36,996 OH, MY GOSH. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, YOU KNOW THAT YOU'VE DONE 17 00:01:36,996 --> 00:01:38,865 SOME SHADY STUFF WHEN THE FBI SHOWS UP AND YOU'RE LIKE, "AND WHICH INVESTIGATION IS THIS 18 00:01:38,865 --> 00:01:42,569 REGARDING? [ LAUGHTER ] OH, RIGHT THIS WAY 19 00:01:42,569 --> 00:01:46,106 RIGHT THIS WAY." I'M STARTING TO THINK TRUMP'S NOT REALLY A BILLIONAIRE, 20 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:48,108 BECAUSE IF HE WERE, HE'D HAVE BLASTED OFF TO SPACE BY NOW. DON'T YOU THINK? 21 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:52,178 [ LAUGHTER ] HE'S LIKE, "TAKE CARE, SUCKERS. 22 00:01:52,178 --> 00:01:55,515 YEAH ALL DAY LONG, TRUMP WAS GOING CRAZY OVER THE SEARCH, WHILE 23 00:01:55,515 --> 00:01:58,718 PRESIDENT BIDEN WAS AT HOME LIKE, "BEST WEEK EVER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 24 00:01:58,718 --> 00:02:06,926 IT'S NOT BAD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HAD A PRETTY GREAT WEEK. 25 00:02:06,926 --> 00:02:10,530 ACTUALLY, TRUMP SUPPORTERS THINK BIDEN KNEW ABOUT THE RAID BEFOREHAND 26 00:02:10,530 --> 00:02:12,599 BUT THE WHITE HOUSE SAID THAT HE DIDN'T. BIDEN CAN'T WIN WITH TRUMP 27 00:02:12,599 --> 00:02:16,102 SUPPORTERS ONE DAY HE'S COMPLETELY SENILE, AND THE NEXT, HE KNOWS 28 00:02:16,102 --> 00:02:20,073 EVERYTHING [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, TRUMP WAS PRETTY UPSET 29 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:22,842 ABOUT THE SEARCH AND HE PUT OUT A STATEMENT THAT SAID, "THEY EVEN BROKE INTO MY 30 00:02:22,842 --> 00:02:29,082 SAFE." [ LAUGHTER ] "THEY EVEN BROKE INTO MY SAFE. 31 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:32,919 [ LAUGHTER ] TRUMP WAS LIKE, "DAMN IT, I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE FLUSHED THAT 32 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:37,157 SAFE DOWN THE TOILET I KNEW IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 33 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:39,259 IF IT TURNS OUT TRUMP DID STEAL CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS, HE COULD BE DISQUALIFIED FROM RUNNING 34 00:02:39,259 --> 00:02:47,867 FOR PRESIDENT EVER AGAIN I MEAN, I -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 35 00:02:47,867 --> 00:02:51,371 I WONDER WHO WOULD HAVE GIVEN THEM THE COMBINATION TO HIS SAFE 36 00:02:51,371 --> 00:02:55,408 I MEAN, IT COULD BE -- [ LAUGHTER ] -- ANYONE. 37 00:02:55,408 --> 00:02:59,446 IT COULD BE ANYONE BUT MAY -- MAYBE ONE DAY WE'LL KNOW WHO DID IT. 38 00:02:59,446 --> 00:03:03,283 YOU KNOW, I DON'T UNDERSTAND BUT THIS -- THIS IS A BIG DEAL NEWS OF THE FBI SEARCH NOT ONLY 39 00:03:03,283 --> 00:03:09,823 SET OFF A POLITICAL FIRESTORM, BUT ALSO ENRAGED TRUMP'S BASE. ALTHOUGH, TO PUT IT IN CONTEXT, 40 00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:13,126 THE GREEN M&M NOT BEING SEXY ANYMORE ALSO ENRAGED HIS BASE. DO YOU REMEMBER THAT 41 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:17,497 [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, THINGS ARE REALLY HEATED IN THE AFTERMATH OF THE TRUMP 42 00:03:17,497 --> 00:03:19,466 RAID IN FACT, LAST NIGHT, IN RESPONSE TO ATTORNEY GENERAL 43 00:03:19,466 --> 00:03:21,301 MERRICK GARLAND AUTHORIZING THE OPERATION, HOUSE GOP LEADER, KEVIN McCARTHY TWEETED AT 44 00:03:21,301 --> 00:03:29,409 GARLAND TO, QUOTE, "PRESERVE YOUR DOCUMENTS AND CLEAR YOUR CALENDAR." 45 00:03:29,409 --> 00:03:33,780 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] WOW! STRONG WORDS 46 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:36,483 WELL, GARLAND ACTUALLY SHOT BACK WITH A TWEET OF HIS OWN, SAYING, "MY OFFICE HAS NOTHING 47 00:03:36,483 --> 00:03:40,220 TO HIDE. I THINK IT IS YOU WHO NEEDS TO CLEAR YOUR CALENDAR, SIR." 48 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:43,723 [ LAUGHTER ] TO WHICH McCARTHY REPLIED, "ACTUALLY, TO BE HONEST, MY 49 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:47,427 CALENDAR'S PRETTY CLEAR ALREADY. [ LAUGHTER ] 50 00:03:47,427 --> 00:03:52,232 I GOTTA ADMIT, NOT A LOT GOIN' ON LATELY. SHRUG EMOJI. 51 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,868 TO WHICH GARLAND REPLIED, "OMG, I KNOW, RIGHT? THE VIBES ARE KINDA OFF THIS 52 00:03:54,868 --> 00:04:01,174 SUMMER, FOR REAL TO WHICH McCARTHY REPLIED, "TOTALLY, TOTALLY, TOTALLY 53 00:04:01,174 --> 00:04:04,477 IT'S LIKE, UM, IT'S AUGUST, AND I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN INVITED TO A POOL YET, MY DUDE. 54 00:04:04,477 --> 00:04:08,848 [ LAUGHTER ] TO WHICH GARLAND REPLIED, "TELL YOU WHAT 55 00:04:08,848 --> 00:04:12,652 LET'S MEET UP OVER SOME MARGS AND GO OVER THOSE DOCUMENTS TOGETHER, BRAH." 56 00:04:12,652 --> 00:04:16,256 TO WHICH McCARTHY REPLIED, "NO CAP? [ LAUGHTER ] 57 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:20,326 TO WHICH GARLAND REPLIED, "ALL GUCCI, FAM I'LL HAVE THE FBI LOWKEY KICK 58 00:04:20,326 --> 00:04:23,797 DOWN YOUR DOOR WITH THE DEETS. AND THAT'S -- YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 59 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:30,570 IT'S ALL -- THEY'LL FIGURE IT ALL OUT. BUT I THINK TRUMP KNOWS HOW 60 00:04:30,570 --> 00:04:34,307 SERIOUS THIS IS, BECAUSE I SAW THAT HE HAS BEEN SEARCHING FOR CRIMINAL DEFENSE ATTORNEYS, IN 61 00:04:34,307 --> 00:04:38,445 CASE HE'S INDICTED IT'S TOUGH, BECAUSE ALL OF TRUMP'S USUAL ATTORNEYS ARE ON 62 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:43,083 TRIAL THEMSELVES SO - [ LAUGHTER ] 63 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:46,753 TRUMP IS NOW FRANTICLY SEARCHING FOR A, QUOTE, "KILLER" CRIMINAL DEFENSE 64 00:04:46,753 --> 00:04:48,922 ATTORNEY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S NOT GOOD WHEN YOU SUDDENLY 65 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:50,790 GO FROM, "I'M TOTALLY INNOCENT," TO, "I'M GOING TO NEED A KILLER LAWYER." 66 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:53,093 [ LAUGHTER ] SOME BUSINESS NEWS, I READ THAT FERRARI IS RECALLING NEARLY 67 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:58,865 EVERY CAR IT HAS SOLD SINCE 2005 OVER POSSIBLE BRAKE FAILURE. 68 00:04:58,865 --> 00:05:07,173 SO, IF YOU'RE STILL WONDERING, FORD WON [ LAUGHTER ] 69 00:05:07,173 --> 00:05:09,142 YEP, THOUSANDS OF MEN WERE LIKE, THAT WAS CLOSE MY MID-LIFE CRISIS WAS ALMOST 70 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:13,113 AN END OF LIFE CRISIS. [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GET THIS, AFTER SEVEN 71 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:16,916 YEARS, DOMINO'S PIZZA HAS PERMANENTLY CLOSED ALL OF ITS LOCATIONS IN ITALY 72 00:05:16,916 --> 00:05:23,123 [ LAUGHTER ] SERIOUSLY? I'D EXPECT A DOMINO'S IN ITALY 73 00:05:23,123 --> 00:05:25,525 TO BE OUT OF BUSINESS IN 30 MINUTES OR LESS HEY! 74 00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:30,797 [ LAUGHTER ] [ RIM SHOT ] [ APPLAUSE ] 75 00:05:30,797 --> 00:05:36,803 SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS. A NEW LAWSUIT ALLEGES THAT STARBUCKS REFRESHER DRINKS DO 76 00:05:36,803 --> 00:05:38,972 NOT CONTAIN THE FRUITS THAT THEY'RE NAMED AFTER. >> Steve: OH 77 00:05:38,972 --> 00:05:43,343 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELL, STARBUCKS HAS ALREADY RESPONDED TO THE 78 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,512 ALREADY RESPONDED TO THE LAWSUIT WITH A BRAND NEW AD. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 79 00:05:46,579 --> 00:05:47,213 >> WE HERE AT STARBUCKS HAVE 80 00:05:47,213 --> 00:05:50,250 BEEN ACCUSED OF NOT HAVING REAL FRUIT IN SOME OF OUR BEVERAGES TO WHICH WE SAY, "UH, YEAH, 81 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:54,721 WE'RE STARBUCKS. WE CAN BARELY KEEP A MILK STATION CLEAN FOR THREE 82 00:05:54,721 --> 00:05:56,723 MINUTES. SO, IF YOU'RE UNDER THE IMPRESSION WE HAVE SOME KIND OF 83 00:05:56,723 --> 00:06:02,629 FARMER'S MARKET BACK HERE, THAT'S ON YOU. OUR EGG SALAD SANDWICH, BY THE 84 00:06:02,629 --> 00:06:07,033 WAY, WE CAN NEITHER CONFIRM THAT THAT IS EGG NOR SALAD BECAUSE AT STARBUCKS, WE'RE NOT 85 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:09,903 FARM TO TABLE, WE'RE TRAIN TO TEN MINUTES LATE FOR WORK. STARBUCKS, LET US JUST GET OUT 86 00:06:09,903 --> 00:06:16,242 AHEAD OF THIS ONE. PUMPKIN SPICE IS CHEMICALS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 87 00:06:16,242 --> 00:06:22,482 >> Jimmy: DON'T EVEN ASK [ LAUGHTER ] DON'T EVEN ASK 88 00:06:22,482 --> 00:06:27,921 "IS THIS ORGANIC PUMPKIN?" GUYS, LISTEN TO THIS, APPARENTLY DUE TO RECORD HIGH 89 00:06:27,921 --> 00:06:35,695 INFLATION, MORE SHOPPERS ARE BUYING USED YOGA PANTS [ AUDIENCE GROANS 90 00:06:35,695 --> 00:06:37,864 A LOT OF PEOPLE SAID, "THAT'S GROSS," AND THEN WENT BACK TO REUSING SWEATY YOGA MATS AT THE 91 00:06:37,864 --> 00:06:41,735 GYM. [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, LAST NIGHT THERE WAS A 92 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:44,871 A NEW EPISODE OF "THE BACHELORETTE." AND IT GOT INTENSE 93 00:06:44,871 --> 00:06:49,242 THE SHOW CAN GET PRETTY EMOTIONAL, SO I THOUGHT WE COULD HELP 94 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:51,745 HERE IS THAT MOMENT REVOICED WITH THE LEAST EMOTIONAL PERSON WE KNOW, SIRI. 95 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,813 WITH THE LEAST EMOTIONAL PERSON WE KNOW, SIRI. THIS IS "LET'S GET SIRI-OUS. 96 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:56,883 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 97 00:06:56,883 --> 00:07:00,820 >> LET'S GET SIRI-OUS. * >> I CAN'T GO TODAY. 98 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:04,024 >> OKAY. >> AND I'M GOING TO HAVE TO, LIKE STEP AWAY FROM -- FROM 99 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:08,461 PURSUING THINGS WITH YOU * >> IF THAT'S WHERE YOUR HEART 100 00:07:08,461 --> 00:07:12,932 IS, LIKE, I -- I APPRECIATE YOU TELLING ME I JUST WISH IT WOULD HAVE BEEN 101 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:16,102 EARLIER. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> OF COURSE, THE FIRST THING I 102 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:18,038 THINK, WHEN THIS FIRST POPPED INTO MY HEAD, WAS LIKE, "YOU'RE CRAZY, LIKE, LOOK AT RACHEL, 103 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:23,543 LOOK AT WHO SHE IS." >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN THAT 104 00:07:23,543 --> 00:07:26,112 YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP GOING I GOT IT YOU KNOW, I'M NOT TRYING TO BE 105 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:31,184 MEAN, I JUST -- I GET IT >> OKAY. >> OBVIOUSLY, THIS IS TOUGH, TO 106 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:35,689 HEAR A NO ONE REALLY WANTS TO HEAR THIS, SO -- >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 107 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:39,059 [ LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU. >> YEAH. 108 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:42,228 >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO WOW. EMOTIONAL. 109 00:07:42,228 --> 00:07:47,600 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Steve: OH, MY 110 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:48,668 "YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS 111 00:07:48,668 --> 00:07:52,172 A BLOOD DONATION CENTER HERE IN NEW YORK IS OFFERING BEER IN EXCHANGE FOR BLOOD 112 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:58,812 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHICH BACKFIRED WHEN PEOPLE STARTED SHOWING UP WITH BLOOD 113 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,380 THAT WASN'T THEIRS THEY'RE LIKE, "HEY, A DEAL'S A A DEAL." 114 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:09,122 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, IT IS TUESDAY, GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR "WETWEET. 115 00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:10,090 AND FINALLY, IT IS TUESDAY, GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR "WETWEET. HERE WE GO 116 00:08:10,690 --> 00:08:18,031 * WETWEET WETWEET * 117 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:21,034 >> Jimmy: WELCOME TO "WETWEET. THIS IS WHERE WE, AS A GROUP, DECIDE SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD 118 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:25,205 POST ON TWITTER. I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU FIVE DIFFERENT TWEETS, AND WE'RE ALL 119 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:27,907 GOING TO VOTE ON WHETHER YOU LIKE EACH ONE OR NOT YOU ALL HAVE VOTING CLICKERS AT 120 00:08:27,907 --> 00:08:30,777 YOUR SEATS YEAH, I SEE YOU GRABBED THEM ALREADY. 121 00:08:30,777 --> 00:08:34,247 PERFECT. YOU CAN VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM YOU CAN VOTE FOR NONE OF THEM, 122 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:38,518 AS LONG AS YOU HAVE FUN. I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, REALLY. 123 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,387 WE'RE GOING TO SEE THE RESULTS LIVE, SO I CAN TELL WHO'S REALLY PLAYING THE GAME AND 124 00:08:40,387 --> 00:08:43,223 WHO'S NOT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HIGGINS, ROOTS, DO YOU ALL HAVE 125 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:44,424 YOUR CLICKERS? >> Steve: GOT IT GOT IT 126 00:08:44,424 --> 00:08:46,926 >> Tariq: OH, YEAH >> Jimmy: TARIQ, YOU'VE BEEN PRETTY GOOD. 127 00:08:46,926 --> 00:08:49,129 >> Tariq: I HAVE BEEN -- WELL, I'VE BEEN DAMN GOOD. >> Jimmy: YEAH 128 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:52,298 I'D SAY YOU'RE IN THE 90 PERCENTILE. >> Tariq: YEAH, MAN. 129 00:08:52,298 --> 00:08:54,801 >> Jimmy: HIGGINS, I PUT YOU IN THE, MAYBE 70 -- >> Steve: SURE 130 00:08:54,801 --> 00:08:58,371 >> Jimmy: -- PERCENTILE. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT, I MEAN, YOU COULD UP YOUR 131 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:01,007 GAME TONIGHT >> Steve: I'M GOING TO I'M GOING TO GET 100% OF THIS 132 00:09:01,007 --> 00:09:03,009 ONE. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO 133 00:09:03,009 --> 00:09:05,345 >> Tariq: WHOA >> Steve: YES. >> Jimmy: WHATEVER TWEET GETS 134 00:09:05,345 --> 00:09:07,113 THE MOST LIKES, WE'RE GOING TO TWEET IT OUT LIVE ON THE SHOW, SO THAT YOU CAN ALL LIKE IT, 135 00:09:07,113 --> 00:09:11,084 AND WE CAN WETWEET IT. >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS ] 136 00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:13,186 >> Jimmy: IT'S A SHARED EXPERIENCE ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS? 137 00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:15,689 THE FIRST TWEET IS, "YOU KNOW IT'S NOT WORKING WHEN YOU'VE GOTTA ASK YOUR TAILOR TO LET 138 00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:20,727 OUT THE STRAP OF YOUR FITBIT." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OOH. 139 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:24,197 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: I THINK WE ALL KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT ONE 140 00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:28,134 * >> Jimmy: I MEAN, THERE'S A LOT OF DISCUSSION. 141 00:09:28,134 --> 00:09:32,739 THERE'S DISCUSSION I'M GOING TO GIVE IT THUMBS UP, JUST BECAUSE WHY NOT 142 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:34,874 >> Steve: YOU'LL NEED TO GIVE IT TWO >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU KNOW IT'S 143 00:09:34,874 --> 00:09:36,843 NOT WORKING WHEN YOU HAVE TO ASK YOUR TAILOR TO GET, "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I NEED A LITTLE 144 00:09:36,843 --> 00:09:39,279 EXTENSION ON THE FITBIT. SO, YEAH >> Steve: NO, LET OUT YOUR 145 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:41,481 FITBIT >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT >> Tariq: YOU'RE GIVING 146 00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:43,483 A THUMBS UP. >> Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY, I AM >> Steve: YOU'RE JUST GIVING A 147 00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:46,186 A PITY THUMBS UP >> Tariq: THAT MAKES ONE >> Steve: YEAH 148 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:48,254 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU THINK IT'S -- YOU THINK IT'S A LANDSLIDE 149 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:50,123 >> Tariq: AHMIR GAVE IT A THUMBS UP TOO, SO I THINK TWO. 150 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:51,858 >> Jimmy: YEAH, 'CAUSE HE'S A -- HE'S A CARING, GIVING DUDE 151 00:09:51,858 --> 00:09:53,426 >> Tariq: YEAH, NOT A LANDSLIDE. >> Steve: I'M GONNA SAY LESS 152 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,695 THAN 50 PEOPLE >> Tariq: YEAH THE OPPOSITE OF A LANDSLIDE. 153 00:09:55,695 --> 00:09:58,431 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: MUDSLIDE [ LAUGHTER ] 154 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,700 >> Jimmy: THAT'S TECHNICALLY A A LANDSLIDE. >> Tariq: THAT'S BASICALLY A 155 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:04,337 A LANDSLIDE. >> Steve: IT'S NOT MUD THOUGH. >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S NOT 156 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:05,538 OKAY, YOU'RE THINKING REALLY BAD. UNDER 50 157 00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:07,707 >> Tariq: YES. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. 158 00:10:07,707 --> 00:10:11,978 VOTES ARE IN [ SAD TUBA ] [ AUDIENCE OOHS 159 00:10:11,978 --> 00:10:14,381 >> Tariq: WOO! WOO-HOO-HOO. ANOTHER ONE! 160 00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:17,217 >> Jimmy: TOUGH AUDIENCE TOUGH AUDIENCE [ LAUGHTER ] 161 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:19,719 TOUGH AUDIENCE THEY'RE, LIKE, REALLY MAKING DECISIONS. 162 00:10:19,719 --> 00:10:22,889 AGAIN, THESE, YEAH, OKAY VOTE ON THINGS FOR FUN, TOO YEAH, OKAY 163 00:10:22,889 --> 00:10:25,392 [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT. SO, THAT ONE'S NOT -- WE'RE NOT 164 00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:27,527 GOING TO WETWEET THAT. >> Steve: RIGHT. LET OUT YOUR FITBIT, IT HAS 165 00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:30,764 A STRAP ON IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH THERE YOU GO, YEAH 166 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:33,400 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU DON'T NEED TO LET IT OUT IT'S ALREADY ADJUSTABLE. 167 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:36,903 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN >> Tariq: YEP. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT? 168 00:10:36,903 --> 00:10:38,872 >> Steve: LIKE, I WENT TO THE TAILOR AND SAID, "CAN YOU LET OUT MY BELT. 169 00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:40,840 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: NO, IT DOESN'T WORK, BECAUSE MY BELT IS ADJUSTABLE 170 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,475 WITH A STRAP >> Jimmy: THE RESULTS ARE ALREADY IN 171 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,878 YOU'RE NOT -- THERE'S NO >> Steve: I'M JUST SAYING. I'M JUST SAYING. 172 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,846 ALL RIGHT. I DON'T WANT TO BEAT A DEAD HORSE. 173 00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:49,149 I'M SORRY. YOU KNOW WHAT, MY FAULT. I'M BAD. 174 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:51,217 GO >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T WANT TO BEAT A DEAD HORSE? 175 00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:52,619 >> Steve: NO, I DON'T. BUT -- >> Jimmy: BUT SERIOUSLY, 176 00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:55,922 THOUGH [ LAUGHTER ] AFTER THE SHOW IF -- 177 00:10:55,922 --> 00:10:58,625 >> Steve: YEAH, BUT, YOU KNOW, WHILE WE'RE HERE LET OUT MY FITBIT. 178 00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:02,462 OKAY AND ALSO, YOU DON'T GO TO A TAILOR FOR A FIT - 179 00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:06,633 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, I DO >> Steve: NEVERMIND. 180 00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:08,134 NEVERMIND. >> Jimmy: I DO >> Steve: RIGHT, SURE. 181 00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:11,071 >> Jimmy: I DO >> Steve: YEAH SURE, YOU DO 182 00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:12,972 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHY I GO TALK 183 00:11:12,972 --> 00:11:14,607 TO MY TAILOR EVERY DAY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: YOUR SOLID GOLD 184 00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:16,576 FITBIT BAND. >> Jimmy: WE MAKE JOKES. >> Steve: YEAH, IT'S DIAMOND 185 00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:19,179 CRUSTED. >> Jimmy: YES. >> Steve: YEAH 186 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,481 >> Jimmy: WE MAKE JOKES, YEAH. >> Steve: YOU AND YOUR TAILOR CHAT 187 00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:24,084 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO VOTE FOR 188 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:25,952 THAT ONE BUT HERE'S THE OTHER ONES. [ LAUGHTER ] 189 00:11:25,952 --> 00:11:27,721 OKAY HOW ABOUT THIS ONE, HERE "WEARING A MASK, HEADPHONES, 190 00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:30,123 AND GLASSES? YOU'RE EARS ARE PUTTING IN WERK." 191 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:39,733 * [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: NO 192 00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:42,235 >> Questlove: THIS IS GONNA BE THE OPPOSITE OF LAST WEEK. [ LAUGHTER ] 193 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:44,004 >> Tariq: DUDE, I THINK ALL OF THESE ARE YOURS THIS WEEK. >> Jimmy: NO, NO 194 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:46,306 WHAT YOU DO MEAN ALL OF THESE ARE MINE THIS WEEK [ LAUGHTER ] 195 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:49,109 YOU'RE PUTTING IN WERK >> Steve: WHEN DID YOU WRITE THESE? 196 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:51,111 >> Jimmy: W-E-R-K. >> Steve: YEAH, WERK YEAH 197 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:53,113 >> Jimmy: WERK >> Steve: LIKE LUKE. >> Jimmy: I THINK THIS ONE'S 198 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:55,582 GOING TO BE UP PAST AT LEAST 40 >> Steve: IT MIGHT BE 43 199 00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:57,984 >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO SAY IT'S LIKE 50% 50/50 ON THIS ONE. 200 00:11:57,984 --> 00:12:02,055 LET'S SEE THIS RESULTS >> Steve: 50 PERC -- >> Jimmy: WHOA 201 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:05,525 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IT'S A LOT OF WERK 202 00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:09,262 GLASSES, MASK, A LOT OF WERK TOO MUCH WERK FOR THE EARS I LIKE THAT ONE. 203 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:11,264 NOT BAD. ALL RIGHT, NEXT ONE HERE SAYS, "HONESTLY, IF I WENT TO MY 204 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:16,336 DOCTOR AND THEIR COMPUTER WASN'T A GIANT PC RUNNING WINDOWSXP, I'D BE WEIRDED OUT. 205 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:24,344 [ LAUGHTER ] * [ LAUGHTER ] 206 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,413 YEAH >> Steve: IT'S HARD WRITING JOKES. 207 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,815 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT REALLY IS I DON'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT THIS LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. 208 00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:31,885 >> Tariq: OH, MY GOODNESS! * >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU GUYS. 209 00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:34,387 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE YOU GUYS. YOU'RE PLAYING THE GAME. 210 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:36,356 ALL RIGHT. HOW ABOUT -- HOW ABOUT THIS NEXT ONE 211 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:40,293 I THINK YOU MIGHT LIKE THIS NEXT ONE READY? 212 00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:42,896 "CHICKPEAS MUST LOOK AT HUMMUS AND BE LIKE, "GULP." [ LAUGHTER ] 213 00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:48,268 >> Tariq: THAT'S A GOOD ONE. * >> Jimmy: SOME PEOPLE ARE 214 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,803 DANCING TO THIS ONE. SOME PEOPLE ARE DANCING TO THIS ONE. 215 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:52,305 THIS ONE FEELS PROMISING >> Steve: YEAH, THIS WAS REALLY GOOD 216 00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,708 >> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE CAME IN TOGETHER >> Steve: YEAH 217 00:12:54,708 --> 00:12:56,576 >> Jimmy: THEY UNITED ON THIS ONE. WE JUST UNITED THE STATES OF 218 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:59,746 AMERICA, RIGHT NOW - >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: -- ON THIS TWEET 219 00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:05,752 LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. OH * 220 00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:11,057 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALL RIGHT, HERE'S THE LAST ONE HERE IT SAYS, "WHEN A WEBSITE 221 00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:14,394 ASKED HOW OLD I AM, I JUST SCROLL DOWN TO 'iPHONE FLASHLIGHT IS ALWAYS ON.'" 222 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:19,299 [ LAUGHTER ] * >> Steve: I'M GONNA GIVE THAT 223 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:22,268 A YES, TOO >> Jimmy: I THINK -- >> Questlove: I LOVE THAT ONE. 224 00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:23,570 >> Jimmy: I THINK THAT'S THE WINNER I THINK THAT IS THE ACTUAL 225 00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:26,639 WINNER >> Steve: YOU THINK THAT'S THE WINNER MORE SO THAN CHICKPEAS? 226 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,708 >> Jimmy: I SAID IT AFTER WE ALL VOTED. >> Steve: ALL RIGHT. 227 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,677 >> Jimmy: SO I DID NOT INFLUENCE THE VOTE I JUST GOT -- SOMEONE JUST DID 228 00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:33,413 THIS TO ME >> Steve: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 229 00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:35,715 >> Jimmy: I DO NOT AGREE I THINK IT'S GONNA BE ALMOST A A LANDSLIDE. 230 00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:37,450 >> Steve: WHAT WAS THE LAST ONE. WHAT WAS THE LAST ONE? 231 00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:39,652 >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS THE LAST ONE, 160 SOMETHING >> 182 232 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,589 >> Jimmy: 182. >> Steve: 182. >> Tariq: WOW. 233 00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:46,426 >> Jimmy: I'M GONNA SAY THIS IS 1 -- 1 -- 190. >> Steve: OOH, LET'S SEE IT. 234 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,728 >> Tariq: OKAY >> Jimmy: WOW. >> Steve: 1-9-0. 235 00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:53,533 >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. OH 236 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:56,569 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * IT ONLY TAKES ONE. 237 00:13:56,569 --> 00:14:01,174 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. YEAH VERY NICE. 238 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:04,778 I'M GOING TO POST THIS DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK [ BELL DINGING ] 239 00:14:04,778 --> 00:14:07,614 IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED, GIVE IT A LIKE, GIVE IT A WETWEET AND ENJOY. 240 00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:11,351 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW KATE McKINNON IS HERE, TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 241 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:17,457 GOD, SHE IS SO FUNNY LILI REINHART IS ON THE SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 242 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:22,062 MAITREYI RAMAKRISHNAN IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM 243 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:26,332 JON PARDI. STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 244 00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:37,344 KATE McKINNON, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 245 00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:39,746 >> Jimmy: CHLOE FINEMAN DID AN IMPRESSION OF YOU TO YOU >> UH-HUH. 246 00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,715 YEAH >> Jimmy: AN IMPRESSION OF YOU TO YOU 247 00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,817 >> SHE DID SHE WAS GREAT. I MEAN - 248 00:14:43,817 --> 00:14:47,954 >> Jimmy: SHE KIND OF, SHE KIND OF NAILED IT THIS IS A PICTURE OF - 249 00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:50,457 OF NAILED IT THIS IS A PICTURE OF - >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S 250 00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:06,673 BE SURE TO STAY HERE ALL WEEK LONG WE HAVE SOME GREAT SHOWS COMING 251 00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,174 UP TOMORROW NIGHT, I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS, OUR GUEST 252 00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:14,247 WILL BE THE ONE AND ONLY MADONNA, WILL BE HERE TOMORROW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 253 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:19,819 * SHE'S GOT A NEW ALBUM OUT CALLED "FINALLY ENOUGH LOVE: 254 00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:21,688 50 NUMBER ONES." IT'S ALL REMIXES AND REMASTERS OF HER NUMBER ONE HITS 255 00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,823 WE'LL BE TALKING TO MADONNA ABOUT THAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY WE 256 00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:27,360 PLANNED WHAT WE'RE GOING DO WITH MADONNA BECAUSE SHE NEVER DOES WHAT WE ASK 257 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:31,197 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING. SHE GOES, "YEAH, I'LL TELL YOU 258 00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:33,933 WHAT I'M GOING TO DO." YEAH BUT I DO KNOW ONE THING THAT I 259 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,069 THINK WE'RE GOING TO DO. THE ROOTS AND I WITH MADONNA ARE GOING TO GET TOGETHER FOR 260 00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:40,273 AN ALL-NEW CLASSROOM INSTRUMENTS. AND IT IS THE -- 261 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:45,512 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S THE FIRST TIME WE'VE DONE THAT SINCE THE PANDEMIC. 262 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:49,382 SO, I'M -- IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD THAT WE'RE DOING THAT AND WHO BETTER THAN MADONNA TO 263 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:54,821 DO THAT WITH TOMORROW NIGHT. SO TUNE IN FOR THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 264 00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:56,456 THEN ON THURSDAY NIGHT WE HAVE ANOTHER BIG SHOW A VERY SPECIAL CO-HOST, 265 00:15:56,456 --> 00:16:02,462 MEGAN THEE STALLION WILL BE HERE, CO-HOSTING WITH US [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 266 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,531 WE'VE GOT A LOT OF FUN STUFF SHE'S GOING TO DO INTERVIEWS WITH ME. 267 00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:06,399 AND WE HAVE A LOT OF FUN STUFF PLANNED. SO, YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS 268 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,368 THAT IT IS A BIG WEEK HERE ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 269 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,036 BUT FIRST, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT. SHE'S THE STAR AND EXECUTIVE 270 00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:13,106 PRODUCER OF THE NEW MOVIE "LOOK BOTH WAYS. WHICH BEGINS STREAMING 271 00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:22,682 AUGUST 17th ON NETFLIX, LILI REINHART IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 272 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:25,518 PLUS, YOU KNOW HER FROM THE NETFLIX SERIES "NEVER HAVE I EVER." 273 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:31,057 THE ENTIRE THIRD SEASON BEGINS STREAMING THIS FRIDAY. MAITREYI RAMAKRISHNAN IS HERE. 274 00:16:31,057 --> 00:16:35,695 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC TONIGHT FROM JON PARDI 275 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:43,770 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT FIRST, SHE HAS WON MULTIPLE EMMYS FOR HER WORK ON "SATURDAY 276 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:48,908 NIGHT LIVE." SHE ALSO STARS IN THE HIT MOVIE "DC LEAGUE OF SUPER-PETS," 277 00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:52,278 WHICH IS IN THEATERS NOW EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME, KATE McKINNON. 278 00:16:57,751 --> 00:17:19,205 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MY WORD! 279 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:26,312 MY WORD! IT IS KATE McKINNON! THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT. 280 00:17:26,312 --> 00:17:32,519 I AM -- I AM SO HAPPY YOU HAVE ENTERED THE BUILDING >> OKAY, THAT WAS FUN. 281 00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:34,387 THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO WE HAVE MORE 282 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,623 I DIDN'T STARTED A QUESTION YET. KATE, I HAVE A LOT TO TALK TO 283 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:40,727 YOU ABOUT, BECAUSE I GOT TO SEE YOU QUICKLY IN LONDON. >> YES 284 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:44,130 >> Jimmy: WE SAW EACH OTHER FAST >> I WAS THERE 285 00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:45,632 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU WERE IN LONDON >> I SAW YOU AND I LEFT BECAUSE 286 00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:47,834 WHY I WOULD STAY >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 287 00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:50,570 >> Jimmy: WHAT ELSE DOES LONDON HAVE TO OFFER. >> IT'S FALLON, BABY 288 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:55,075 THAT'S IT. >> Jimmy: BUT YOU BROUGHT A -- YOU BROUGHT A PHOTO. 289 00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,910 AND I GOT TO BE HONEST, I KNEW WHAT THIS WAS. >> OH, YOU DID 290 00:17:56,910 --> 00:18:00,280 SO, I DIDN'T SO, I -- I LIKE TO WALK. I LIKE TO SEE STUFF. 291 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:04,017 AND I SAW -- [ LIGHT APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU. 292 00:18:04,017 --> 00:18:06,753 THANK YOU. [ APPLAUSE ] IT'S IMPORTANT TO GET OUT 293 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:11,891 THERE. AND SEE WHAT IS UP SO, I LOVE BUGS. 294 00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:15,395 AND I SAW THIS BABY ON THE STREET AND I WAS LIKE, OH, MY GOD 295 00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:22,168 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] THIS MOTH, WHAT? IT'S LIKE SEPIA-TONED WING, 296 00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:27,841 FISH NETS BASICALLY. >> Jimmy: BASICALLY. IT'S GORGEOUS. 297 00:18:27,841 --> 00:18:29,376 >> PEEK OF RED WITH POLKA DOTS, LIKE THIS IS A BURLESQUE DANCER 298 00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:32,445 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, THIS IS THE MOST GORGEOUS BUG I'VE EVER 299 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,247 SEEN >> THIS MOTH HAS TASSELS ON HER BOOBS AND IS READY TO DO A WIG 300 00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:39,853 CHANGE >> Jimmy: YES. [ LAUGHTER ] 301 00:18:39,853 --> 00:18:41,955 >> THIS IS LIKE A MOTH >> Jimmy: YES. >> AND THEN -- AND THEN I 302 00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:45,058 SAW -- A FEW DAYS LATER. >> Jimmy: IN "THE NEW YORK TIMES. 303 00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:49,496 >> YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO -- >> Jimmy: KILL THIS BUG. [ LAUGHTER ] 304 00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:53,199 KILL THEY WANT YOU TO KILL THIS -- MURDER THIS BUG. 305 00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:55,168 >> KILL WITH NO MERCY, THEY SAID KILL IT WITH NO MERCY. 306 00:18:55,168 --> 00:19:00,273 AND I WAS LIKE - >> Jimmy: SPOTTED LANTERNFLY >> YEAH, SO APPARENTLY, THEY'RE 307 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:03,276 AN INCREDIBLY INVASIVE PEST. AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO -- UM, MURDER THEM ON CONTACT 308 00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:09,049 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS, LIKE, "UM, YEAH, OKAY, I WILL." 309 00:19:09,049 --> 00:19:11,551 >> Jimmy: YOU WERE NOT >> BECAUSE - >> Jimmy: YOU WERE LIKE, "WHERE 310 00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:13,753 DID I FIND THAT MOTH?" AND YOU HAD TO GO BACK TO THAT LOCATION 311 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:16,156 >> THE NEXT ONE I SEE, I'M GOING TO BE LIKE, "RUN RUN! 312 00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:20,093 >> Jimmy: YOU ARE NOT. >> NO, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO NO, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO. 313 00:19:20,093 --> 00:19:24,030 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO, AND I WILL. I WILL KILL THE NEXT LANTERNFLY I SEE. 314 00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:27,634 >> Jimmy: BUT TAKE A PHOTO OF IT - >> NO, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO 315 00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:30,136 I WILL I WILL KILL THE NEXT ONE >> Jimmy: CAN I TELL YOU WHAT'S 316 00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:34,641 INTERESTING RIGHT NOW. >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: I SAW LAST YEAR ON 317 00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:38,244 "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." CHLOE FINEMAN DID AN IMPRESSION OF YOU TO YOU. 318 00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:40,547 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AN IMPRESSION OF YOU TO YOU 319 00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:43,083 >> SHE DID SHE WAS GREAT. >> Jimmy: SHE KIND OF NAILED 320 00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:47,420 IT THIS IS A PICTURE OF - >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S - 321 00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:52,892 I DON'T SIT LIKE THAT. >> Jimmy: I MEAN, YOU KIND OF - 322 00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:54,627 >> I DON'T -- I WOULD NEVER SIT -- >> Jimmy: YOU KIND OF SIT LIKE 323 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,930 THAT >> HOW WEIRD WOULD THAT BE IF I JUST SAT LIKE THAT ALL OF THE 324 00:19:56,930 --> 00:19:59,132 TIME >> Jimmy: BUT YOU DO KIND OF SIT LIKE THAT, THOUGH. 325 00:19:59,132 --> 00:20:02,936 >> YEAH, I DO. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU ANNOUNCED EARLIER 326 00:20:02,936 --> 00:20:04,904 THIS YEAR THAT YOU'RE LEAVING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." >> I DID 327 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:08,074 YOU KNOW, I LEFT I LEFT "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE. >> Jimmy: YOU LEFT IT, BUD 328 00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:10,710 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] BUT WHAT A GREAT RUN WE'RE GOING TO MISS YOU. 329 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,546 >> THE LOVE OF MY LIFE "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GOING TO BE - 330 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,615 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU THANKS 331 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,150 >> Jimmy: WE'RE GOING TO MISS YOU. YOU'RE SO GREAT. 332 00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:20,320 >> I'M GOING TO MISS IT. >> Jimmy: DID YOU -- DID YOU CLEAR OUT THE OFFICE AND ALL 333 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:23,490 THAT STUFF >> I HAVE NOT YET CLEARED OUT MY OFFICE BECAUSE THERE'S JUST 334 00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:27,093 TOO MUCH -- THERE'S LIKE A A DECADE OF JUNK IN THERE. I THINK I'M GOING TO LEAVE 335 00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:33,433 BEHIND SOME SURPRISES. >> Jimmy: YEAH WHICH IS NICE OF YOU TO DO 336 00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:39,005 >> I STARTED COLLECTING -- YOU KNOW, I HAD TO PLAY ANTHONY FAUCI A LOT. 337 00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:42,075 AND SOME OTHER PEOPLE THAT REQUIRED THE USE OF PROSTHETICS. 338 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:43,943 SO, I STARTED, JUST FOR FUN, COLLECTING THE PROSTHETIC ITEMS. 339 00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:51,918 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THE NOSES AND EARS AND THINGS LIKE THAT. 340 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:55,622 AND I STARTED MAKING LITTLE ART PIECES WITH THEM IN MY OFFICE. LIKE I SAID TO A WRITER FRIEND, 341 00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:58,258 LIKE "OH, COME GET YOUR GATORADE IT'S IN MY OFFICE. 342 00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:04,164 AND THEN I SORT OF HAD DONE -- HAD MADE THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 343 00:21:04,164 --> 00:21:06,466 >> Jimmy: PIECE OF ART >> JUST A BOUQUET OF NOSES AND EARS 344 00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:08,435 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THEN I SAID TO ONE OF THE WRITERS, "JUST GO -- I LEFT 345 00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:13,573 SOMETHING ON THE PIANO CAN YOU GO FIND IT?" [ LAUGHTER ] 346 00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:15,642 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, THAT'S ALL FAUCI NOSES. >> AND THOSE ARE NOSES 347 00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:17,510 >> Jimmy: THOSE ARE -- THEY'RE NOSES BY THE WAY >> THEY'RE NOSES 348 00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:21,214 >> Jimmy: JUST FOR NBC SENSORS, YEAH >> THEY'RE NOT ANYTHING ELSE 349 00:21:21,214 --> 00:21:25,485 >> Jimmy: YES, THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE. THEY'RE NOSES. 350 00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:27,387 BUT ARE YOU PREPARED FOR A -- A NON-"SNL," A YEAR OF NOT GOING INTO WORK AT 1:00 IN THE 351 00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:33,226 AFTERNOON AND STAYING UP UNTIL 4:00 IN THE MORNING EVERY NIGHT? 352 00:21:33,226 --> 00:21:36,629 >> I'D LIKE TO -- I'D LIKE TO THINK I AM MY CAT HAS BEEN, LIKE, "OH, NOW 353 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:41,234 YOU'RE HOME. [ LAUGHTER ] "AFTER A DECADE OF YOU BEING 354 00:21:41,234 --> 00:21:44,504 GONE YOU'VE BEEN OUT ALL HOURS. NOW, YOU'RE HOME 355 00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:49,642 FINE WELL, I'M ALREADY ASLEEP." [ LAUGHTER ] 356 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:52,479 >> Jimmy: "WELL I'M NOT -- WELL, THEN FINE. THEN I'M GOING TO SLEEP. 357 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:56,116 >> "NOW I'M STAYING UP I'LL STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND YOU WON'T KNOW WHERE I AM. 358 00:21:56,116 --> 00:22:00,553 HOW ABOUT THAT?" [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WAS IT FUN FOR TO YOU 359 00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:03,523 DO "DC LEAGUE OF SUPER-PETS? >> OH, IT WAS WONDERFUL. IT WAS WONDERFUL 360 00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:06,459 >> Jimmy: YOU WERE FANTASTICLY FUNNY IN THAT. >> THANKS VERY MUCH. 361 00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:08,661 >> Jimmy: AND I THOUGHT THE IDEA IS ACTUALLY BRILLIANT THAT SUPERHEROES SHOULD HAVE 362 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,498 PETS >> IT'S -- AND THE PETS ARE HEROES AS WELL 363 00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:13,466 >> Jimmy: YES. WOW. REMEMBER THAT. 364 00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:15,769 [ APPLAUSE ] >> THE MORE YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: THE MORE YOU KNOW, 365 00:22:15,769 --> 00:22:18,938 YEAH >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THIS IS WHO YOU PLAY 366 00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:21,074 IS THAT THE CUTEST THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN? >> YES, SO THAT'S -- THAT'S 367 00:22:21,074 --> 00:22:22,776 LULU >> Jimmy: THAT IS LULU >> SHE'S THE EVIL GUINEA PIG 368 00:22:22,776 --> 00:22:25,478 >> Jimmy: STAR OF THE MOVIE. OH, MY GOSH. YOU WERE THE VILLAIN OF THE 369 00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:27,781 MOVIE. >> YES, YES. BUT IT'S STILL - 370 00:22:27,781 --> 00:22:29,849 >> Jimmy: THE CUTEST THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN [ LAUGHTER ] 371 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:32,719 AND SO FUNNY >> HOW BAD COULD THAT BE >> Jimmy: AND YOU ARE ACTUALLY 372 00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:40,093 A GUINEA PIG THAT LEX LUTHOR HAS TESTED CHEMICALS AND STUFF, AND SUPERPOWERS ON LULU. 373 00:22:40,093 --> 00:22:42,962 >> YES, AND NOW SHE'S GOT AN AXE TO GRIND >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT 374 00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:45,398 YEAH SO, FINALLY, THE GUINEA PIG IS GETTING BACK, AND SAYING, 375 00:22:45,398 --> 00:22:48,535 "YEAH, DON'T TEST STUFF ON ME. >> BUT THIS IS -- TO ME, THIS IS THE ESSENCE OF A COMEDIC 376 00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:52,505 CHARACTER. AN EVIL GUINEA PIG YOU GOT GIANT LAUGHS FROM 377 00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:57,310 7-YEAR-OLDS TO 47-YEAR-OLD >> WELL, THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY. 378 00:22:57,310 --> 00:23:00,046 THANKS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU GOT -- I WISH -- 379 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:02,048 >> THAT MAKES ME HAPPY >> Jimmy: I WISH IF I HAD YOUR NUMBER, I WAS -- I JUST WANTED 380 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:04,284 TO, LIKE, PLAY IT. BECAUSE YOU WERE CRUSHING IT >> OH, THAT'S REALLY NICE. 381 00:23:04,284 --> 00:23:06,720 >> Jimmy: YEAH AND YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE BUT IT WAS -- YOU CRUSHED IT 382 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:09,222 AND YOU HAVE TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT THIS YOU MADE A LOT OF PEOPLE HAPPY 383 00:23:09,222 --> 00:23:10,957 >> THANKS. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. 384 00:23:10,957 --> 00:23:14,227 HERE'S KATE McKINNON IN "DC LEAGUE OF SUPER-PETS." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 385 00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:22,102 HE SHOULD SEEK HIS FREEDOM >> YOU SEE THAT. LULU GETS IT 386 00:23:22,102 --> 00:23:26,906 >> AND HE MUST DESTROY ALL WHO STAND IN HIS WAY >> WOW 387 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:30,844 THAT JUST TOOK A TURN. >> YOU MAY KID YOURSELF WITH YOUR SILLY FUN 388 00:23:30,844 --> 00:23:37,584 BUT I HAVE THE DEVICE. FOR ONE DAY SOON WHEN THE STARS ALIGN, THE DEVICE WILL BRING ME 389 00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:47,360 ULTIMATE POWER AND I WILL BE MORE THAN FREE EXACTLY. 390 00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:50,864 >> LULU, WHATEVER THEY TESTED ON YOU IN THAT LAB LEFT YOU A FEW GUINEAS SHORT OF A PIG 391 00:23:50,864 --> 00:23:54,701 THAT DEVICE IS JUST A PILE OF GARBAGE. >> YOU FEAR MY BRILLIANCE. 392 00:23:54,701 --> 00:24:01,675 PROCEED INTO SHADOWS PROCEED INTO SHADOWS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 393 00:24:01,675 --> 00:24:04,277 >> Jimmy: KATE McKINNON, EVERYBODY! "DC LEAGUE OF SUPER-PETS" IS IN 394 00:24:04,277 --> 00:24:08,782 THEATERS NOW WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH LILI REINHART. 395 00:24:08,782 --> 00:24:19,059 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 396 00:24:19,059 --> 00:24:24,064 >> Jimmy: MOUNTAIN DEW INSPIRED AN ICE CREAM CALLED MOUNTAIN MOO. 397 00:24:24,064 --> 00:24:44,417 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S THE RIGHT COLOR >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS THE 398 00:24:44,417 --> 00:24:48,355 STAR AND EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF THE NEW MOVIE "LOOK BOTH WAYS" WHICH BEGINS STREAMING ON 399 00:24:48,355 --> 00:24:51,825 WHICH BEGINS STREAMING ON NETFLIX AUGUST 17th. PLEASE WELCOME LILI REINHART 400 00:24:52,459 --> 00:24:55,562 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 401 00:24:55,562 --> 00:25:05,538 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 402 00:25:05,538 --> 00:25:09,242 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: LILI, I WANTED TO ASK 403 00:25:09,242 --> 00:25:12,612 YOU ABOUT A TWEET THAT YOU TWEETED OUT THAT MADE ME LAUGH BECAUSE YOU WERE AT COACHELLA 404 00:25:12,612 --> 00:25:18,852 AND YOU TWEETED OUT, "WHERE COULD I GET A MOUNTAIN DEW AT COACHELLA? 405 00:25:18,852 --> 00:25:22,255 WAS IT HARD TO GET A - >> COULDN'T FIND ONE NEVER FOUND ONE. 406 00:25:22,255 --> 00:25:31,965 >> Jimmy: BUT THERE WAS BEVERAGES THERE. >> THERE ARE BEVERAGES BUT I 407 00:25:31,965 --> 00:25:34,367 THINK PRIMARILY COCA-COLA PRODUCTS SO I COULD NOT FOUND MY BELOVED 408 00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:36,903 MOUNTAIN DEW AND THAT WAS AT 10:20 P.M. SO YOU KNOW I WASN'T ENTIRELY - 409 00:25:36,903 --> 00:25:38,972 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DEHYDRATED, YEAH SORRY, HATE TO PUT WORDS IN 410 00:25:38,972 --> 00:25:40,940 YOUR MOUTH BUT YOU DO THE DEW YOU'RE A MOUNTAIN DEW -- 411 00:25:40,940 --> 00:25:43,143 >> MY MOM DRANK IT WHEN I WAS IN THE WOMB. IT'S HER FAULT 412 00:25:43,143 --> 00:25:44,778 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO WAY COME ON. 413 00:25:44,778 --> 00:25:47,080 >> YES >> Jimmy: I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN IF YOU AND I, MAYBE -- 414 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,683 THERE'S A FEW DIFFERENT MOUNTAIN DEW INSPIRED PRODUCTS THESE ARE REAL 415 00:25:49,683 --> 00:25:54,154 >> RIGHT, RIGHT. >> Jimmy: THESE ARE NOT PAID FOR BY MOUNTAIN DEW, BUT I 416 00:25:54,154 --> 00:25:56,690 THOUGHT WE COULD GIVE IT A TRY AND SEE WHAT YOU THINK >> YEAH, LET'S TRY SOME. 417 00:25:56,690 --> 00:25:59,192 >> Jimmy: THIS IS FOR YOU. THIS IS A LIP BALM THIS IS A MOUNTAIN DEW LIP 418 00:25:59,192 --> 00:26:03,029 BALM [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> OH, IT IS DARKER THAN YOU 419 00:26:03,029 --> 00:26:06,032 WOULD EXPECT >> Jimmy: IT IS. MOUNTAIN DEW IS NOT THIS DARKER 420 00:26:06,032 --> 00:26:09,235 GREEN. >> A LITTLE BIT OF A SCENT LIKE A LIME. 421 00:26:09,235 --> 00:26:13,406 >> Jimmy: A LITTLE BIT OF A LIME OKAY. >> I DON'T WANT TO MESS UP 422 00:26:13,406 --> 00:26:15,375 MY - >> Jimmy: YEAH YOUR LIPSTICK, YEAH, ME 423 00:26:15,375 --> 00:26:17,544 NEITHER. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I MEAN, MOISTURIZING. 424 00:26:17,544 --> 00:26:23,917 >> Jimmy: NOT BAD. >> YEAH, THAT IS OKAY. >> Jimmy: YEAH 425 00:26:23,917 --> 00:26:28,054 I LIKE THIS -- NOT BAD I GIVE THIS A -- >> IT'S LIKE A SIX OUT OF TEN. 426 00:26:28,054 --> 00:26:30,590 >> Jimmy: SIX OUT OF TEN SURE I'LL GIVE IT A SEVEN 427 00:26:30,590 --> 00:26:33,860 >> OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD. 428 00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:37,130 ARE YOU READY FOR THIS ONE >> YEAH. OH, THIS IS SCARY. 429 00:26:37,130 --> 00:26:39,432 >> Jimmy: NO, THIS IS VERY INTERESTING. IT'S MOUNTAIN DEW INSPIRED ICE 430 00:26:39,432 --> 00:26:42,702 CREAM CALLED MOUNTAIN MOO. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S MADE BY MOO-VILLE CREAMERY 431 00:26:42,702 --> 00:26:44,137 IN MICHIGAN. WE GOT IT SENT TO US JUST FOR YOU. 432 00:26:44,137 --> 00:26:46,539 MOUNTAIN MOO >> HOW KIND. >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO 433 00:26:46,539 --> 00:26:49,609 OH, YOU NEED A SPOON SORRY YOU'RE LIKE, "HOW DO I EAT IT? OKAY 434 00:26:49,609 --> 00:26:59,452 THE RIGHT COLOR. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I WOULD NOT GO OUT OF MY WAY 435 00:26:59,452 --> 00:27:02,022 TO EAT THIS. >> Jimmy: IT'S KIND OF INTERESTING. 436 00:27:02,022 --> 00:27:06,559 IT DOESN'T QUITE MAKE THE RIGHT TURN, DOES IT. >> IT TASTES LIKE THE FLAVOR OF 437 00:27:06,559 --> 00:27:09,829 MILK AFTER YOU HAVE FROOT LOOPS. LIKE THE MILK AFTERWORDS 438 00:27:09,829 --> 00:27:12,899 >> Jimmy: NOW I'M JUMPING BACK IN [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 439 00:27:12,899 --> 00:27:19,339 >> TAKE ANOTHER. DON'T YOU KIND OF THINK? >> Jimmy: I KIND OF LIKE THAT. 440 00:27:19,339 --> 00:27:21,841 NOW I LIKE IT MORE >> IF YOU THINK OF IT GOING IN - 441 00:27:21,841 --> 00:27:23,810 >> Jimmy: IT'S FROOT LOOPS MILK >> YEAH. 442 00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:27,113 I WOULD YOU NOT EAT THAT AGAIN >> Jimmy: I WOULD. I WOULD TOTALLY DO IT. 443 00:27:27,113 --> 00:27:30,150 YOU TOTALLY SOLD ME ON IT NOW AND CHANGED IT THIS NEXT ONE IS AN ALCOHOL 444 00:27:30,150 --> 00:27:34,154 RELATED PRODUCT. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: LET'S PRETEND WE'RE 445 00:27:34,154 --> 00:27:40,226 AT COACHELLA >> OH, THIS WOULD BE A DREAM >> Jimmy: THIS IS A -- THIS IS 446 00:27:40,226 --> 00:27:46,332 A DISTILLERY, MOUNTAIN DEW INSPIRED VODKA CALLED BY THREE OLIVES IN JERSEY CITY. 447 00:27:46,332 --> 00:27:49,602 THIS FLAVOR IS CALLED, READY READY FOR THIS -- DUDE >> DUDE. 448 00:27:49,602 --> 00:27:57,610 CHEERS >> Jimmy: CHEERS, DUDE [ LAUGHTER ] 449 00:27:57,610 --> 00:28:02,415 * >> IT IS ACTUALLY NOT AS BAD AS I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE 450 00:28:02,415 --> 00:28:08,755 >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT BAD BUT THIS ONE, I WOULD DO DUDE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 451 00:28:08,755 --> 00:28:11,591 BUT THIS ONE, BUT THE NEXT ONE, THIS LAST ONE HERE, THIS IS A REAL - 452 00:28:11,591 --> 00:28:14,761 I HAVE NOT TRIED THIS -- I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD TRY THIS TOGETHER. 453 00:28:14,761 --> 00:28:19,366 THIS IS MOUNTAIN DEW FLAMING HOT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 454 00:28:19,366 --> 00:28:24,804 HAVE YOU EVER TRIED THIS >> I'M SUCH AN ORIGINAL DEW GIRL THAT I DON'T -- PARTAKE IN 455 00:28:24,804 --> 00:28:31,811 CODE RED OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT SO THIS IS SCARY >> Jimmy: SMELLS GOOD. 456 00:28:31,811 --> 00:28:39,686 * [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S SPICY. 457 00:28:39,686 --> 00:28:41,855 >> Jimmy: NO IT'S GOT A LITTLE -- IT'S GOT A BURN AFTER TASTE TO IT 458 00:28:41,855 --> 00:28:44,924 >> YEAH IT IS A LITTLE BIT OF BURN IN ME [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 459 00:28:44,924 --> 00:28:48,094 >> Jimmy: YOU WANT MORE DUDE >> NO, I'M OKAY. WELL, MAYBE. 460 00:28:48,094 --> 00:28:51,698 LET'S TAKE A LITTLE BIT MORE WASH IT DOWN >> Jimmy: WASH IT DOWN 461 00:28:51,698 --> 00:28:54,768 THERE YOU GO THANK YOU FOR TRYING THAT STUFF WITH ME, PAL 462 00:28:54,768 --> 00:28:59,072 >> THAT'S NOT GOOD >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO [ LAUGHTER ] 463 00:28:59,072 --> 00:29:01,141 >> IT'S WORSE THE SECOND TIME. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR MOVIE 464 00:29:01,141 --> 00:29:03,610 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: "LOOK BOTH WAYS. >> YES 465 00:29:03,610 --> 00:29:06,346 "LOOK BOTH WAYS. >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. YOU PRODUCED THIS AS WELL. 466 00:29:06,346 --> 00:29:08,214 >> THANK YOU, I DID. >> Jimmy: DO YOU LIKE PRODUCING? 467 00:29:08,214 --> 00:29:10,717 >> I DO. I LOVE TO BE IN CONTROL OF THINGS 468 00:29:10,717 --> 00:29:14,788 >> Jimmy: YOU DO >> I REALLY DO >> Jimmy: YOU GET SOME VOICE 469 00:29:14,788 --> 00:29:17,590 YOU GET TO - >> YEAH, IT IS BETTER TO HAVE THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER TITLE 470 00:29:17,590 --> 00:29:22,862 OTHER WISE YOUR JUST LIKE A BOSSY ACTOR. RATHER THAN I'M LIKE, "NO, NO, 471 00:29:22,862 --> 00:29:28,234 I HAVE THIS TITLE. I'M ALLOWED TO MAKE THESE DECISIONS. 472 00:29:28,234 --> 00:29:31,504 >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU ARE >> SO IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD, YES. 473 00:29:31,504 --> 00:29:36,042 >> Jimmy: HOW DO WE DESCRIBE "LOOK BOTH WAYS. I LIKE THE IDEA OF THIS. 474 00:29:36,042 --> 00:29:40,146 >> "LOOK BOTH WAYS," IT FOLLOWS NATALIE ON THE EVE OF HER GRADUATION -- COLLEGE 475 00:29:40,146 --> 00:29:43,316 GRADUATION SHE TAKES A PREGNANCY TEST, AND HER LIFE SERVERS OFF INTO TWO 476 00:29:43,316 --> 00:29:51,057 DIFFERENT PARALLEL LIVES ONE WHERE SHE IS PREGNANT AND ONE WHERE SHE'S NOT. 477 00:29:51,057 --> 00:29:53,626 AND I THINK WHAT I LOVED MOST ABOUT THE MOVIE, AND WHEN I READ THE SCRIPT IS THERE IS NO 478 00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:57,731 WRONG PATH THERE ISN'T ONE THAT YOU'RE LIKE "OH, THAT WAS THE BAD 479 00:29:57,731 --> 00:30:02,769 ONE. SO I THINK BOTH -- THERE IS SILVER LININGS IN BOTH 480 00:30:02,769 --> 00:30:08,341 AND IT'S COMFORTING TO KNOW THAT THERE ISN'T ONE DECISION THAT YOU COULD MAKE THAT WILL 481 00:30:08,341 --> 00:30:13,246 JUST COMPLETELY DERAIL EVERYTHING IN YOUR WORLD >> Jimmy: WELL SAID. 482 00:30:13,246 --> 00:30:17,417 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HERE'S LILI REINHART IN "LOOK 483 00:30:17,417 --> 00:30:18,485 HERE'S LILI REINHART IN "LOOK BOTH WAYS. TAKE A LOOK. 484 00:30:19,319 --> 00:30:20,253 EXPECTING IT TO PLAY OUT THAT 485 00:30:20,253 --> 00:30:23,656 WAY. >> THEY WEREN'T -- I WASN'T EXPECTING THIS 486 00:30:23,656 --> 00:30:25,458 I DID NOT SEE SINGLE UNEMPLOYED 22-YEAR-OLD MOM ON MY TAROT CARD READING THAT I KARA GAVE 487 00:30:25,458 --> 00:30:39,539 ME LAST MONTH. >> OUR PLANS WHAT ABOUT NAKED SUNDAYS, AND 488 00:30:39,539 --> 00:30:43,877 FURNITURE WITH SHARP EDGES WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO BARCELONA NEXT YEAR. 489 00:30:43,877 --> 00:30:47,347 >> I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THAT QUITE A BIT IT WOULD MAKE SENSE IF - 490 00:30:47,347 --> 00:30:58,825 >> WHAT? >> IF YOU AND I JUST -- UM, LET'S GET MARRIED. 491 00:30:58,825 --> 00:31:01,795 >> NO. NO, GET UP THAT IS NOT HAPPENING. 492 00:31:01,795 --> 00:31:04,197 >> HEY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH 493 00:31:04,197 --> 00:31:07,133 LILI REINHART, EVERYBODY "LOOK BOTH WAYS" BEGINS STREAMING ON AUGUST 17th ON 494 00:31:07,133 --> 00:31:10,637 NETFLIX. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW. 495 00:31:10,637 --> 00:31:30,890 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 496 00:31:30,890 --> 00:31:35,362 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW OUR NEXT GUEST AS THE STAR OF THE HIT NETFLIX SERIES "NEVER HAVE I 497 00:31:35,362 --> 00:31:37,764 EVER." THE ENTIRE THIRD SEASON BEGINS STREAMING THIS FRIDAY. 498 00:31:37,764 --> 00:31:41,134 STREAMING THIS FRIDAY. PLEASE WELCOME MAITREYI RAMAKRISHNAN. 499 00:31:44,170 --> 00:31:49,109 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 500 00:31:49,109 --> 00:32:03,890 * >> Jimmy: OH, WELCOME TO THE SHOW 501 00:32:03,890 --> 00:32:06,960 >> THAT WAS SO COOL. >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE 502 00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,262 >> OH MY GOD, THAT WAS EPIC. >> Jimmy: COME ON. YES. 503 00:32:09,262 --> 00:32:14,067 THANK YOU FOR BEING ON THE SHOW >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME 504 00:32:14,067 --> 00:32:16,803 >> Jimmy: YOUR SHOW "NEVER HAVE I EVER," BY THE WAY, IS A GIANT, GIANT HIT ON NETFLIX. 505 00:32:16,803 --> 00:32:20,306 IT WAS CO-CREATED BY MINDY KALING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 506 00:32:20,306 --> 00:32:22,375 >> YES >> Jimmy: IT HIT NUMBER ONE IN OVER 50 COUNTRIES, SO NOT TOO 507 00:32:22,375 --> 00:32:28,948 SHABBY, RIGHT THERE. CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT. >> THANK YOU 508 00:32:28,948 --> 00:32:30,684 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE VERY, VERY FUNNY IN IT. AND GROWING UP WERE YOU ALWAYS 509 00:32:30,684 --> 00:32:35,622 FUNNY? >> I MEAN, I'M THE YOUNGEST SIBLING SO I HAD THE USUAL 510 00:32:35,622 --> 00:32:41,294 ANTICS YEAH, YOUNGER SIBLING ENERGY LET'S GO 511 00:32:41,294 --> 00:32:45,098 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OBVIOUSLY STOLE A LOT OF MY MOM'S CLOTHES. 512 00:32:45,098 --> 00:32:49,269 YOU KNOW, TRY TO SHOW UP AND BE CENTER OF ATTENTION. DEFINITELY MADE ALL OF MY 513 00:32:49,269 --> 00:32:52,439 BROTHER'S BIRTHDAY PARTIES ABOUT ME EVERYBODY IS ALWAYS LOOKING AT 514 00:32:52,439 --> 00:32:57,477 MY BROTHER, YOU KNOW "HAPPY BIRTHDAY. GOOD JOB, VISHWAA. 515 00:32:57,477 --> 00:32:59,746 AND I'M LOOKING DIRECTLY INTO THE CAMERA MAKING FACES LIKE - WHY DID I DO THAT? 516 00:32:59,746 --> 00:33:03,383 I DON'T KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT NOW YOU'RE A BIG STAR OF A COMEDY 517 00:33:03,383 --> 00:33:06,519 >> YEAH, APPARENTLY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND THIS WAS LIKE A FIRST BIG GIG FOR YOU, 518 00:33:06,519 --> 00:33:08,955 RIGHT? >> FIRST JOB >> Jimmy: FIRST JOB? 519 00:33:08,955 --> 00:33:10,790 >> YEAH, I REALLY WANTED A A PART-TIME JOB WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL, BUT I DID NOT HAVE 520 00:33:10,790 --> 00:33:16,162 THE TIME DEPRESSION NAPS TOOK OVER. SO, YEAH 521 00:33:16,162 --> 00:33:18,231 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DEPRESSION NAPS. >> YES, EXCATLY. 522 00:33:18,231 --> 00:33:22,068 SO THIS IS MY FIRST JOB. >> Jimmy: AND THEN, YEAH LOOK AT THE YOUNG MAITREYI 523 00:33:22,068 --> 00:33:27,941 RIGHT THERE. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> YOU DON'T NEED TO SAY, "AW," 524 00:33:27,941 --> 00:33:32,212 TO THAT. >> Jimmy: THAT MIGHT BE THE CUTEST PHOTO WE'VE EVER SHOWN 525 00:33:32,212 --> 00:33:35,281 ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW." COME ON. [ LAUGHTER ] 526 00:33:35,281 --> 00:33:39,319 >> THAT'S JOY. THIS GIRL HAS IT TOGETHER. SHE HAS IT TOGETHER. 527 00:33:39,319 --> 00:33:42,489 >> Jimmy: SHE REALLY DOES HAVE IT TOGETHER. BUT NOW HERE YOU ARE 528 00:33:42,489 --> 00:33:45,992 YOU GET IN THERE AND YOU GO -- IS MINDY, ARE YOU GETTING ADVICE FROM MINDY KALING 529 00:33:45,992 --> 00:33:51,798 >> YES YES, MY FAVORITE THING THOUGH IS TO TRY AND CONVINCE PEOPLE 530 00:33:51,798 --> 00:33:55,101 THAT WE'RE DISTANTLY RELATED BECAUSE THEN THEY FEEL AWKWARD THEY'RE LIKE, "OH, YEAH, 531 00:33:55,101 --> 00:33:57,804 BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE BOTH BROWN. LIKE, "YOU GUYS ARE -- GOT TO 532 00:33:57,804 --> 00:34:02,275 BE RELATED." AND THEN LIKE, "OH, YEAH THAT MAKES SENSE. 533 00:34:02,275 --> 00:34:04,811 AND I'M LIKE, "NO, I TOTALLY MADE THAT UP." >> Jimmy: "NO. 534 00:34:04,811 --> 00:34:11,484 TOTALLY MADE THAT UP." BUT I LOVE THAT YOUR VOICE IN THE SHOW, NO SPOILERS, BUT YOUR 535 00:34:11,484 --> 00:34:13,753 VOICEOVER IS THE VOICE OF JOHN McENROE >> YEAH. 536 00:34:13,753 --> 00:34:17,257 GOOD OLD McENROE >> Jimmy: AND THAT IS GENIUS BY THE WAY, DID MINDY THINK OF -- 537 00:34:17,257 --> 00:34:19,959 I DON'T KNOW, WHOEVER THOUGHT OF THAT. >> WELL, JOHN McENROE IS REALLY 538 00:34:19,959 --> 00:34:22,295 IMPORTANT TO MINDY AND I THINK IT'S LIKE A GREAT -- 539 00:34:22,295 --> 00:34:25,231 >> Jimmy: HE'S IMPORTANT TO EVERYONE >> YEAH, I THINK HE'S IMPORTANT 540 00:34:25,231 --> 00:34:28,201 TO EVERYONE. HE'S IMPORTANT TO ME NOW THAT I KNOW WHO HE IS 541 00:34:28,201 --> 00:34:32,772 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T AT FIRST. >> I DIDN'T KNOW 542 00:34:32,772 --> 00:34:35,742 I'M NOT A SPORTS KIND OF GAL >> Jimmy: HE'S A LEGEND. >> HE IS 543 00:34:35,742 --> 00:34:41,648 >> Jimmy: A LIVING LEGEND. HE'S UNBELIEVABLE AND FUNNY. >> I KNOW HIM AS A NARRATING 544 00:34:41,648 --> 00:34:48,855 LEGEND, NOT NECESSARILY TENNIS AND ACTUALLY FUNNY STORY, ON SET, WHEN I MET HIM, I WAS 545 00:34:48,855 --> 00:34:54,527 LIKE, "HEY, DO YOU LIKE, STILL SPORT, DO YOU SPORTS?" >> Jimmy: DO YOU SPORTS. 546 00:34:54,527 --> 00:34:58,698 [ LAUGHTER ] >> DO YOU LIKE, DO SPORTS? YOU KNOW 547 00:34:58,698 --> 00:35:00,567 I DON'T KNOW MAYBE HE'S LIKE TAKING A BREAK I DON'T KNOW, I'M JUST TRYING 548 00:35:00,567 --> 00:35:02,068 TO MAKE CONVERSATION WITH FRIENDS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE, YES 549 00:35:02,068 --> 00:35:05,805 AND SO JOHN McENROE IS LIKE, "YEAH. >> AND HE'S LIKE, "YEAH, I DO. 550 00:35:05,805 --> 00:35:07,774 AND I'M LIKE, "COOL, COOL, COOL I DON'T REALLY SPORT 551 00:35:07,774 --> 00:35:12,812 SO LIKE, GUESS I CAN'T RELATE. >> Jimmy: I DON'T SPORT. >> I DON'T DO SPORTS 552 00:35:12,812 --> 00:35:15,081 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THEN I ASKED HIM IF HE WANTED TO GO TO CRAFTY GET 553 00:35:15,081 --> 00:35:18,051 COOKIES AND HE SAID YEAH >> Jimmy: HE'S THE BEST. THIS IS THE THIRD SEASON HERE, 554 00:35:18,051 --> 00:35:23,289 AND YOU'VE BEEN RENEWED FOR A FOURTH AND FINAL SEASON. CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT. 555 00:35:23,289 --> 00:35:26,459 THAT'S GREAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU 556 00:35:26,459 --> 00:35:28,528 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE IS MAITREYI RAMAKRISHNAN 557 00:35:28,528 --> 00:35:31,231 IN "NEVER HAVE I EVER. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 558 00:35:32,866 --> 00:35:34,300 THIS WEEKEND >> OH, YEAH. LIKE HEAT UP YOUR MOM'S 559 00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:36,403 LEFTOVERS, AND PLAY FORTNIGHT IN YOUR GARAGE WITH TRENT AND MARCUS 560 00:35:36,403 --> 00:35:39,906 SURE >> DAMN, IS THAT WHAT OUR DATES ARE LIKE 561 00:35:39,906 --> 00:35:43,510 >> MM-HMM. THAT SUCKS NO LIKE A REAL DATE. 562 00:35:43,510 --> 00:35:50,750 LIKE ROMANTIC. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO CPK? >> CPK, AKA CALIFORNIA PIZZA 563 00:35:50,750 --> 00:35:55,655 KITCHEN. ONLY THE PREEMINENT FAST CASUAL PIZZA CHAIN IN THE U.S 564 00:35:55,655 --> 00:36:01,327 NOW THAT'S A DATE. I WISH I COULD GO. >> Jimmy: THAT IS WHAT I'M 565 00:36:01,327 --> 00:36:05,265 TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MAITREYI RAMAKRISHNAN. 566 00:36:05,265 --> 00:36:09,636 SEASON THREE OF "NEVER HAVE I EVER" BEGINS STREAMING THIS FRIDAY ON NETFLIX. 567 00:36:09,636 --> 00:36:13,373 PLEASE COME BACK >> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: LOVE YOU, BUD. 568 00:36:13,373 --> 00:36:15,208 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM JON PARDI STICK AROUND 569 00:36:15,208 --> 00:36:37,297 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "LAST 570 00:36:37,297 --> 00:36:40,266 NIGHT LONELY" FROM HIS UPCOMING NEW ALBUM, "MR. SATURDAY NIGHT," PLEASE WELCOME 571 00:36:40,266 --> 00:36:43,937 NEW ALBUM, "MR. SATURDAY NIGHT," PLEASE WELCOME JON PARDI! 572 00:36:47,073 --> 00:36:57,617 * * YEAH, THIS COUL 573 00:36:57,617 --> 00:37:02,222 BE YOUR LAST DRINK FROM A STRANGER IN A BAR * * THE LAST TIME 574 00:37:02,222 --> 00:37:05,825 THAT YOU'RE DANCIN IN UNFAMILIAR ARMS * * YEAH, THIS COULD BE 575 00:37:05,825 --> 00:37:11,197 YOUR LAST FIRST KISS IF WE DO THIS THING RIGHT * * YOUR LAST TIME ALON 576 00:37:11,197 --> 00:37:17,837 BENEATH NEON LIGHTS * * IT COULD BE YOU LAST NIGHT COMIN' IN HER 577 00:37:17,837 --> 00:37:22,542 DRINKIN' ALL BY YOURSELF * * THE LAST TIME GIVIN YOUR HEART AWA 578 00:37:22,542 --> 00:37:27,681 TO SOMEONE ELSE * * YEAH, WE COULD BE SOME HISTORY IN THE MAKIN' 579 00:37:27,681 --> 00:37:38,958 GIRL * * TONIGHT MIGHT B YOUR LAST NIGHT LONELY * 580 00:37:38,958 --> 00:37:43,329 * YEAH, YOU COULD B THE LAST FIRST NAME * * THAT'S EVER BEE 581 00:37:43,329 --> 00:37:45,732 WORTH ASKIN' * * YEAH, YOU COULD B THE LAST PHONE NUMBE 582 00:37:45,732 --> 00:37:50,770 I WRITE DOWN ON A NAPKIN * * YEAH, YOU COULD B THE LAST GIRL THAT 583 00:37:50,770 --> 00:37:54,708 I TAKE BACK HOME TO MAMA * * THE LAST TIME THA WE'RE TALKED ABOUT 584 00:37:54,708 --> 00:37:59,713 IN THIS SMALL TOWN DRAMA * * IT'S GONNA BE THE LAST NIGHT COMIN' IN HER 585 00:37:59,713 --> 00:38:05,085 DRINKIN' ALL BY YOURSELF * * THE LAST TIME GIVIN' YOUR HEART AWAY 586 00:38:05,085 --> 00:38:09,222 TO SOMEONE ELSE * * YEAH, WE COULD BE SOM HISTORY IN THE MAKIN 587 00:38:09,222 --> 00:38:15,462 GIRL * * TONIGHT MIGHT BE YOUR LAST NIGHT LONELY * 588 00:38:15,462 --> 00:38:33,713 * IT COULD BE YOU LAST NIGHT LONELY * * 589 00:38:33,713 --> 00:38:41,588 * * IT'S GOING TO BE TH LAST TIME COMIN' IN HERE 590 00:38:41,588 --> 00:38:46,960 DRINKIN' ALL BY YOURSELF * * THE LAST TIME GIVIN' YOUR HEART AWAY 591 00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:51,331 TO SOMEONE ELSE * * YEAH, WE COULD BE SOM HISTORY IN THE MAKIN 592 00:38:51,331 --> 00:38:57,871 GIRL * * TONIGHT MIGHT BE YOUR LAST NIGHT LONELY * 593 00:38:57,871 --> 00:39:01,908 * IT COULD BE YOU LAST NIGHT COMIN' IN HER DRINKIN' ALL BY YOURSELF * 594 00:39:01,908 --> 00:39:07,180 * THE LAST TIME GIVIN' YOUR HEART AWAY TO SOMEONE ELSE * 595 00:39:07,180 --> 00:39:10,550 * YEAH, WE COULD BE SOM HISTORY IN THE MAKIN GIRL * 596 00:39:10,550 --> 00:39:17,123 * TONIGHT MIGHT BE YOUR LAST NIGHT LONELY * * IT COULD BE YOU 597 00:39:17,123 --> 00:39:30,670 LAST NIGHT LONELY, YEAH * * YOUR LAST NIGHT LONEL BABY 598 00:39:30,670 --> 00:39:41,915 OH, YEAH * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 599 00:39:41,915 --> 00:39:45,752 >> Jimmy: COME ON NOW! THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT, BUDDY 600 00:39:45,752 --> 00:39:50,857 JON PARDI! "MR. SATURDAY NIGHT" IS OUT SEPTEMBER 2nd, WE'LL BE RIGHT 601 00:39:50,857 --> 00:40:15,815 BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 602 00:40:15,815 --> 00:40:20,620 KATE McKINNON, LILI REINHART, MAITREYI RAMAKRISHNAN, JON PARDI, ONCE AGAIN. 603 00:40:20,620 --> 00:40:26,226 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SEPTEMBER 2nd. AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, 604 00:40:26,226 --> 00:40:29,596 FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 605 00:40:29,596 --> 00:40:30,997 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 606 00:40:30,997 --> 00:40:34,401 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY BYE. THANK YOU.