1 00:00:09,409 --> 00:00:10,810 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:10,810 --> 00:00:17,684 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:17,684 --> 00:00:21,287 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - MADONNA, 4 00:00:21,287 --> 00:00:26,326 ELVIS COSTELLO MUSICAL GUEST, RUSTY AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:26,326 --> 00:00:33,767 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: NUMBER ONE >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:39,939 >> Questlove: NUMBER ONE >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:48,581 --> 00:00:58,258 * * 8 00:00:58,258 --> 00:01:03,163 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. COME ON. 9 00:01:03,163 --> 00:01:07,434 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 10 00:01:07,434 --> 00:01:11,705 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. YOU'RE HERE. 11 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:16,109 YOU MADE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU 12 00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:19,913 TONIGHT. THE ONE AND ONLY MADONNA IS HERE, TONIGHT! 13 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:23,750 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * AND IF THAT'S NOT ENOUGH FOR 14 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:28,755 YOU, WE HAVE MUSIC AND TALK FROM ELVIS COSTELLO, TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 15 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:33,560 * THAT'S RIGHT, MADONNA AND ELVIS COSTELLO 16 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:35,428 I'VE GOT TO SAY, GOING TO THE ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME IS NICE, BUT IT'S EVEN NICER WHEN 17 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:41,101 IT COMES TO YOU. I MEAN, ISN'T THAT AMAZING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 18 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:45,972 WOW. WELL, GUYS, THE BIG NEWS RIGHT NOW IS THAT TODAY, WHILE BEING 19 00:01:45,972 --> 00:01:47,607 QUESTIONED BY THE NEW YORK ATTORNEY GENERAL, FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP CHOSE TO PLEAD 20 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:49,376 THE FIFTH JUST TWO DAYS AFTER THE FBI SEARCHED MAR-A-LAGO. AND THE BIG NEWS ON OUR SHOW, 21 00:01:49,376 --> 00:02:00,353 IS THAT MDONNA IS ON THE SHOW SO, I -- [ CHEERS ] 22 00:02:00,353 --> 00:02:04,924 I WANTED TO USE ONE STORY TO HELP BREAK DOWN THE OTHER. THIS IS "HEADLINE PLAYLIST, 23 00:02:04,924 --> 00:02:05,458 HELP BREAK DOWN THE OTHER. THIS IS "HEADLINE PLAYLIST, MADONNA EDITION. 24 00:02:06,059 --> 00:02:07,794 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 25 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:14,067 * HEADLIN HEADLINE PLAYLIST * >> Jimmy: SO, WHEN IT COMES TO 26 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:18,271 LEGAL TROUBLE, TRUMP'S NOT EXACTLY "LIKE A VIRGIN." [ LAUGHTER ] 27 00:02:18,271 --> 00:02:24,077 HE'S BEEN ACCUSED OF TAKING CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS, WHICH ISN'T EVEN "BORDERLINE" LEGAL. 28 00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:27,347 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SO, ON MONDAY, MERRICK GARLAND SAID, "GIVE IT 2 ME," AND 29 00:02:27,347 --> 00:02:29,082 WITHOUT EVEN "4 MINUTES" WARNING, HE HAD THE FBI "GET TOGETHER" AND RAID TRUMP'S SAFE 30 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:37,090 AT MAR-A-LAGO. AGENTS WERE LIKE, "WHERE'S THE 'MATERIAL, GIRL'?" 31 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:45,598 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THEN IN A DEPOSITION TODAY, THE 32 00:02:45,598 --> 00:02:47,901 NEW YORK ATTORNEY GENERAL'S OFFICE GOT "INTO THE GROOVE" AND WAS LIKE, "OPEN YOUR HEART" 33 00:02:47,901 --> 00:02:56,109 AND "EXPRESS YOURSELF. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TO WHICH, TRUMP WAS LIKE, "PAPA 34 00:02:56,109 --> 00:03:03,083 DON'T PREACH." AND EN"VOGUE"ED THE FIFTH AMENDMENT. 35 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:05,118 NOW, SOUNDS LIKE IN EITHER CASE, HE'LL HAVE TO FACE THE "MUSIC," OR HIS ASSETS WILL BE 36 00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:09,856 "FROZEN," AND HE'LL BE SENT OFF ON A NICE LONG "HOLIDAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 37 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:14,127 THIS HAS BEEN "HEADLINE PLAYLIST, MADONNA EDITION. * HEADLIN 38 00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:20,800 HEADLINE PLAYLIST * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 39 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:26,072 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT TODAY, THE NEW YORK ATTORNEY GENERAL CALLED TRUMP TO ANSWER 40 00:03:26,072 --> 00:03:29,442 QUESTIONS UNDER OATH ABOUT HIS BUSINESS DEALINGS, BUT HE DECIDED TO PLEAD THE FIFTH 41 00:03:29,442 --> 00:03:32,379 TRUMP WAS LIKE, "I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING SELF-INCRIMINATING. THAT'S WHAT MY RALLIES ARE 42 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:38,952 FOR. [ LAUGHTER ] IN THE PAST, TRUMP HAS SAID 43 00:03:38,952 --> 00:03:41,388 THAT ONLY GUILTY PEOPLE AND MOBSTERS PLEAD THE FIFTH TO WHICH THE FBI SAID, "SO, 44 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:48,161 WHICH ONE ARE YOU? [ LAUGHTER ] AND GET THIS, APPARENTLY THE 45 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:49,896 SEARCH WARRANT FOR MAR-A-LAGO WAS BASED ON INFORMATION FROM A CONFIDENTIAL SOURCE WHO 46 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:57,404 REVEALED WHAT CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS TRUMP STILL HAD, AND WHERE HE WAS KEEPING THEM. 47 00:03:57,404 --> 00:04:01,041 [ AUDIENCE OOHS RIGHT NOW, RUDY GIULIANI'S THINKING, "OH, CRAP, DID I BUTT 48 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:05,412 DIAL THE FBI AGAIN [ LAUGHTER ] OH, THIS -- THIS KEEPS 49 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:10,216 HAPPENING TO ME. YEP, NO ONE KNOWS WHO IT IS. BUT, ERIC JUST STARTED WEARING 50 00:04:10,216 --> 00:04:16,222 A PIN THAT SAYS "FBI'S LITTLE HELPER." [ LAUGHTER ] 51 00:04:16,222 --> 00:04:18,425 YEAH, TRUMP'S HAVING A ROUGH WEEK ON TOP OF THE INVESTIGATION 52 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:21,895 INTO HIS BUSINESS AND THE FBI SHOWING UP AT MAR-A-LAGO, A FEDERAL COURT JUST RULED THAT 53 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:31,304 HE HAS TO HAND OVER HIS TAX RETURNS TO CONGRESS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 54 00:04:31,304 --> 00:04:35,675 AMERICANS ARE LIKE, "HIS TAXES GOD, THAT WAS LIKE, TEN SCANDALS AGO 55 00:04:35,675 --> 00:04:37,711 [ LAUGHTER ] KEEP UP WITH THE --" AT THIS POINT, THERE ARE MORE 56 00:04:37,711 --> 00:04:41,081 TRUMP INVESTIGATIONS THAN THERE ARE STREAMING PLATFORMS. [ LAUGHTER ] 57 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:43,883 DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? YESTERDAY, RUDY GIULIANI WAS SUPPOSED TO TESTIFY IN COURT 58 00:04:43,883 --> 00:04:47,921 BUT GOT A DOCTOR'S NOTE THAT SAID HE WASN'T CLEARED FOR AIR TRAVEL 59 00:04:47,921 --> 00:04:51,591 [ LAUGHTER ] SO, THE JUDGE AGREED TO DELAY HIS TESTIMONY UNTIL NEXT WEEK, 60 00:04:51,591 --> 00:04:53,393 BUT TOLD RUDY THAT HE MUST BE THERE WHETHER HE HAS TO TRAVEL ON A TRAIN, ON A BUS, OR UBER, 61 00:04:53,393 --> 00:05:03,036 OR WHATEVER. [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN THEY HEARD, EVERY UBER 62 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:05,038 DRIVER WAS LIKE, "PLEASE CHOOSE TRAIN OR BUS, PLEASE CHOOSE TRAIN OR BUS, PLEASE CHOOSE 63 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:10,443 TRAIN OR BUS." [ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, I READ THAT AHEAD OF THIS 64 00:05:10,443 --> 00:05:12,278 YEAR'S MIDTERMS, DEMOCRATS ARE WORKING WITH INFLUENCERS AND TIKTOK CREATORS TO REACH VOTERS 65 00:05:12,278 --> 00:05:16,850 WITH PARTY-SPONSORED CONTENT YEP. SOUNDS LIKE FUN UNTIL YOU SEE 66 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:20,186 NANCY PELOSI SMACK CHUCK SCHUMER IN THE FACE WITH A TORTILLA 67 00:05:20,186 --> 00:05:28,361 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, WAY TO RUIN THE TIKTOK CHALLENGE. 68 00:05:28,361 --> 00:05:31,064 YEAH I SAW THAT CYBER SECURITY EXPERTS ARE WARNING THAT 69 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:34,367 NORTH KOREA IS BECOMING MORE ADVANCED AT HACKING PEOPLE AND STEALING THEIR CRYPTOCURRENCY. 70 00:05:34,367 --> 00:05:40,840 YEP, PEOPLE WHO OWN BITCOIN RIGHT NOW ARE LIKE, "PLEASE TAKE IT. 71 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:44,878 [ LAUGHTER ] SO IF YOU LOST A BUNCH OF CRYPTO, IT WAS EITHER 72 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:48,148 NORTH KOREAN HACKERS OR SIMPLY JUST BECAUSE YOU PUT YOUR MONEY IN CRYPTO. 73 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:51,317 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THIS. THERE'S A NEW DRINK ON THE 74 00:05:51,317 --> 00:05:55,455 MARKET THAT COMBINES TWO VERY DIFFERENT THINGS CHECK THIS OUT 75 00:05:56,756 --> 00:06:01,061 IT'S THE WORLD'S FIRST ALCOHOL SPIKED PROTEIN DRINK THE CREATOR SAYS HE GOT THE 76 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:04,764 IDEA ONCE HE REALIZED THAT HE AND HIS FRIENDS WOULD GO WORKOUT, THEN THEY'D USUALLY 77 00:06:04,764 --> 00:06:11,338 DRINK IMMEDIATELY AFTER. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S THE PERFECT 78 00:06:11,338 --> 00:06:13,406 DRINK FOR WHEN YOU NEED A BURST OF ENERGY TO GET THROUGH YOUR INTERVENTION 79 00:06:13,406 --> 00:06:17,110 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING THAT'S RIGHT 80 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:19,512 PROTEIN AND BEER I GIVE IT ONE WEEK 'TIL THIS DRINK IS ELECTED MAYOR OF THE 81 00:06:19,512 --> 00:06:22,048 JERSEY SHORE [ LAUGHTER ] JUST ONE -- ONE WEEK 82 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:28,722 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * [ AIRHORN 83 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:32,659 OH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: SNOOKI 84 00:06:32,659 --> 00:06:34,494 >> Jimmy: MEANWHILE, TODAY, A TRUCK IN KENTUCKY THAT WAS HAULING BUD LIGHT CRASHED AND 85 00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:40,200 SPILLED THOUSANDS OF CANS EVERYWHERE TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 86 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:43,203 >> Steve: WHOA [ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Jimmy: NOW, I ONLY SWAM IN 87 00:06:43,203 --> 00:06:45,972 IT ONCE, BUT THAT'S PRETTY MUCH WHAT POST MALONE'S POOL LOOKS LIKE 88 00:06:45,972 --> 00:06:48,074 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH IF THAT -- THAT WAS BREAKING 89 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:50,477 NEWS, BY THE WAY BUT IF THAT HAPPENED TO BE BUD LIGHT LIME, NO ONE WOULD HAVE 90 00:06:50,477 --> 00:06:53,947 REPORTED IT. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING 91 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:56,082 FINALLY, AS I MENTIONED EARLIER, OUR GUEST TONIGHT IS THE ONE AND ONLY, MADONNA. 92 00:06:56,082 --> 00:07:00,020 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SHE'S HERE TONIGHT WE LOVE HER. 93 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:04,457 WE LOVE HER. WE NEVER KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT BUT I DO -- WE LOVE HER SO 94 00:07:04,457 --> 00:07:08,294 MUCH SHE HAS AN ALBUM OUT AUGUST 19th CALLED "FINALLY ENOUGH 95 00:07:08,294 --> 00:07:14,734 LOVE: 50 NUMBER ONES." YEAH, 50 NUMBER ONES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 96 00:07:14,734 --> 00:07:17,804 50 WELL, EARLIER TODAY, MADONNA AND I STEPPED INTO "THE TONIGHT 97 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:20,840 SHOW" MUSIC ROOM WITH THE ROOTS. WE GRABBED SOME CLASSROOM 98 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:25,345 INSTRUMENTS AND DID OUR OWN VERSION OF ONE OF THOSE ICONIC NUMBER ONE SONGS 99 00:07:25,345 --> 00:07:27,180 AND YOU KNOW, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THAT WE'VE DONE CLASSROOM INSTRUMENTS SINCE THE PANDEMIC 100 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:32,218 STARTED, AND I COULDN'T THINK OF A BETTER PERSON TO BRING IT BACK WITH. 101 00:07:32,218 --> 00:07:35,588 BACK WITH. SO, HERE IS ME, THE ROOTS, AND MADONNA PERFORMING "MUSIC. 102 00:07:36,322 --> 00:07:38,558 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 103 00:07:38,558 --> 00:07:44,064 >> Jimmy: HEY, MISTER DJ PUT A RECORD ON. I WANNA DANCE WITH MY BABY 104 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:48,935 * >> ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR * HEY MISTER DJ 105 00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:56,376 PUT A RECORD O I WANNA DANCE WITH MY BABY * * AND WHEN THE MUSIC STARTS 106 00:07:56,376 --> 00:08:06,019 I NEVER WANT TO STOP IT'S GONNA DRIVE ME CRAZY * * MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC 107 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:14,627 MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC * * MUSIC MAKES THE PEOPLE 108 00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:20,533 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME TOGETHER YEAH * * MUSIC 109 00:08:20,533 --> 00:08:29,075 MAKES THE BOURGEOISI AND THE REBEL * * DON'T THINK OF YESTERDA 110 00:08:29,075 --> 00:08:35,081 AND I DON'T LOOK AT THE CLOC I LIKE TO BOOGIE-WOOGI UH-UH * 111 00:08:35,081 --> 00:08:39,219 * IT'S LIKE RIDIN ON THE WIN AND IT NEVER GOES AWAY 112 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:46,326 TOUCHES EVERYTHING I'M IN * * GOT TO HAVE IT EVERYDAY MUSIC MUSI 113 00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:51,131 TWO-THREE BREA MUSIC * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 114 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:52,665 * MUSIC MAKES THE PEOPLE MAKES THE PEOPLE 115 00:08:52,665 --> 00:08:54,634 COME TOGETHER * * TOGETHE YEAH 116 00:08:54,634 --> 00:08:57,370 YEAH MUSIC * * MUSIC 117 00:08:57,370 --> 00:09:03,243 MAKES THE BOURGEOISI AND THE REBEL * * 118 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:11,217 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO MADONNA STICK AROUND 119 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:13,186 WE'RE TALKING TO MADONNA AFTER THE BREAK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 120 00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:25,632 * >> IDIOT >> Jimmy: ICON 121 00:09:25,632 --> 00:09:34,674 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YES, YES! 122 00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:50,924 >> Jimmy: YES! WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY! WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU 123 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:54,961 TONIGHT. HIS NEW ALBUM "THE RESURRECTION OF RUST" IS AVAILABLE NOW. 124 00:09:54,961 --> 00:09:59,332 THIS IS HIS BAND, I THINK FROM HIGH SCHOOL, WE'LL BE TALKING TO 125 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:05,672 ELVIS COSTELLO IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND HE RELEASED HIS BRAND-NEW 126 00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:07,974 ALBUM. IT'S REALLY GOOD WE'RE GOING TO TALK TO HIM 127 00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:10,810 BEFORE HE PERFORMS WITH HIS BAND RUSTY LATER IN THE SHOW, ELVIS COSTELLO 128 00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:16,282 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT FIRST, SHE IS ONE OF THE MOST LEGENDARY ARTISTS AND 129 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:24,257 PERFORMERS OF ALL TIME SHE HAS SOLD OVER 300 MILLION RECORDS WORLDWIDE, MAKING HER 130 00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:28,728 THE BEST-SELLING FEMALE ARTIST IN THE WORLD [ DRUM ROLL 131 00:10:28,728 --> 00:10:30,597 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HER ALBUM, "FINALLY ENOUGH LOVE: 50 NUMBER ONES" IS OUT 132 00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:36,136 AUGUST 19th. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME MADONNA! 133 00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:59,559 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 134 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:11,404 >> Jimmy: YES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> TWO THINGS BEFORE WE GET 135 00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:16,843 INTO, LIKE, THE MEAT AND POTATOES OF OUR HISTORICAL - NO, I'M NOT GOING TO CAUSE ANY 136 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:21,314 PROBLEMS [ LAUGHTER ] NOT THIS TIME. 137 00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:24,818 >> Jimmy: NO, I THINK YOU ARE. >> I SOLD OVER 400 MILLION SO, YOU CORRECT YOURSELF 138 00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:32,592 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: I'M SORRY. 139 00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:33,960 I'M SORRY. >> OKAY, AND THE OTHER THING IS, I JUST GOT THESE NEW 140 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:39,366 GRILLS, AND IF I START LISPING, WILL YOU TELL ME [ LAUGHTER ] 141 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:42,736 I'LL TAKE THE BOTTOMS OUT. >> Jimmy: OH, THEY'RE BEATUIFUL. 142 00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:44,371 >> YOU LIKE THEM >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DO LOVE THEM A LOT. 143 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,473 >> I DESIGNED THEM >> Jimmy: YOU DESIGNED THEM? >> MM-HMM. 144 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:51,111 YOU LIKE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: CAN I SEE THEM 145 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:55,115 YEAH, IF YOU START - >> THEY'RE MY BIRTHDAY GRILLS. IT'S ALMOST MY BIRTHDAY, SO I 146 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:58,818 GOT MYSELF A PAIR OF GRILLS. >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU GET FOR THE GIRL WHO HAS EVERYTHING? 147 00:11:58,818 --> 00:12:00,687 >> GRILLS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: GRILLS 148 00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:04,724 YEAH THANK YOU FOR DOING CLASSROOM INSTRUMENTS. 149 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,893 I WANT TO GET INTO THIS. THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS I WANT TO GET INTO. 150 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:09,295 >> ANY EXCUSE TO GET NEXT TO YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] 151 00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:11,297 [ CHEERS ] THIS INTERVIEW IS GOING TO BE ALL ABOUT FLIRTATION AND 152 00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:16,970 SEDUCTION. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 153 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:20,774 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, IT'S ABOUT "FINALLY ENOUGH LOVE." >> BUT THAT'S WHAT I MEAN. 154 00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:24,277 "FINALLY ENOUGH LOVE." THAT'S LIKE A SEGUE INTO THE TITLE OF MY RECORD 155 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:27,681 >> Jimmy: SEE, YOU'RE A PRO. >> I'M THINKING ABOUT [ BLEEP ], JIMMY 156 00:12:27,681 --> 00:12:30,283 >> Jimmy: WOULD YOU EVER -- COULD YOU EVER - WOULD YOU EVER HOST THIS SHOW 157 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:35,255 IF I WAS SICK OR SOMETHING >> GOD FORBID. IF YOU WERE SICK, AND EVEN IF 158 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,724 YOU WEREN'T SICK, I WOULD HOST THE SHOW I THINK MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE 159 00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:42,896 A BREAK FOR A WEEK [ LAUGHTER ] WOULD YOU GUYS LIKE IT IF I 160 00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:47,567 CAME AND HOSTED THE SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: DON'T CLAP THAT LOUD 161 00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:50,737 DON'T CLAP THAT LOUD >> WE COULD HAVE FUN >> Jimmy: YEAH 162 00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:54,140 WE ALWAYS HAVE FUN >> NO, BUT WE COULD HAVE MORE FUN WITHOUT YOU. 163 00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:57,177 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD >> YOU'RE LIKE THE DAD THAT WE 164 00:12:57,177 --> 00:13:01,581 CAN'T HAVE FUN WITH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: 50 NUMBER ONES, BY 165 00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:05,185 THE WAY. MAN, OH, MAN, THAT IS A LOT. >> IT IS 166 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:08,788 IT'S A WHOLE LOT OF DANCING. >> Jimmy: IT IS A LOT OF DANCING. 167 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,790 >> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU FIRST HEARD PEOPLE DANCING TO YOUR MUSIC, 168 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:19,366 DID THAT FLIP YOU OUT? DID YOU TRIP OUT >> YEAH. 169 00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,067 THE FIRST TIME, I WAS ALWAYS GOING TO A CLUB CALLED DANCETERIA, I DON'T KNOW IF 170 00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:23,103 ANYBOY'S EVER HAS HEARD OF THAT [ APPLAUSE ] 171 00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:27,574 >> BACK IN THE DINOSAUR AGE OF THE '80s AND YEAH, I WOULD TAKE MY TAPES 172 00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:33,380 TO THE DEEJAYS AND DRIVE THEM ALL CRAZY. I WAS RELENTLESS 173 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:37,650 AND THEY WOULD SEE ME AND RUN. BECAUSE I JUST WANTED THEM TO PLAY MY CASSETTE 174 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:41,788 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO, I FOUND THIS ONE DEEJAY WHO, THOUGHT I WAS CUTE -- 175 00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:47,927 AND HE'S DEAD NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: REST IN PEACE. 176 00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:51,398 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU COULD HAVE LEFT THAT OUT OF THE STORY. 177 00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:57,537 YEAH >> BUT PRETTY MUCH EVERYBODY FROM THAT TIME IS DEAD NOW 178 00:13:57,537 --> 00:14:02,776 BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY ANY WHO. >> Jimmy: WHEN DO YOU WANT TO 179 00:14:02,776 --> 00:14:06,613 START HOSTING? [ LAUGHTER ] WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. 180 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:08,782 THIS IS THE TYPE OF HUMOR YOU'RE GOING TO BRING, AMERICA WILL LOVE IT 181 00:14:08,782 --> 00:14:12,385 [ LAUGHTER ] UNBELIEVABLE >> LISTEN. 182 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:15,121 WE'RE LIVING IN DARK TIMES I'M GOING TO BRING LEVITY TO THESE PEOPLE 183 00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:17,657 >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT THAT'S WHAT WE WANT. >> OKAY, BUT WAIT. 184 00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:20,627 [ CHEERS ] I WANT TO TELL YOU WHEN I FINALLY GOT THIS GUY, 185 00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:25,965 MARK CAMIS TO PLAY MY CASSETTE, IT'S A SONG CALLED "EVERYBODY. IT'S ON HIS RECORD 186 00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:29,235 AND I SWEAR TO GOD, I HAD TO PROMISE EVERYTHING TO HIM TO GET IT PLAYED. 187 00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:30,970 AND WHEN HE PLAYED IT, EVERYBODY GOT UP AND STARTED DANCING TO IT AND IT BLEW MY 188 00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:38,078 MIND I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, LIKE THAT WAS EVERYTHING TO ME 189 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:42,115 >> Jimmy: DID YOU THINK FOR A SECOND, OH, WHAT IF THEY DON'T DANCE? 190 00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:44,651 WHAT IF EVERYONE'S LIKE, "THIS IS TERRIBLE? >> THAT NEVER ENTERED MY - 191 00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,953 MY - >> Jimmy: MADONNA BRAND. >> MY CABEZA 192 00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:51,624 >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. YEAH, CABEZA >> THAT'S SPANISH, BY THE WAY. 193 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,927 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THANK YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] I'M LEARNING SO MUCH FROM YOU. 194 00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:55,795 UNBELIEVABLE YOU KNOW, I WAS LOOKING AT THIS 195 00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:57,664 IT ALSO COMES WITH, IF YOU GET THIS PACKAGE, IT COMES WITH ALL THESE GREAT LINER NOTES AND ALL 196 00:14:57,664 --> 00:15:02,469 THESE STORIES BEHIND STUFF "LIKE A VIRGIN," BY THE WAY, WHEN YOU RELEASED THAT, IT 197 00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:08,708 WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR FIRST -- THAT WASN'T YOUR FIRST SINGLE 198 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:11,044 >> NO. >> Jimmy: NILE RODGERS WANTED IT TO BE "MATERIAL GIRL. 199 00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:13,847 >> HE DID. AND YEAH, SOMEHOW "LIKE A VIRGIN" ENDED UP BEING 200 00:15:13,847 --> 00:15:16,683 THOSE WERE THE DAYS I HAD NO SAY IN ANYTHING. CAN YOU IMAGINE THOSE DAYS EVEN 201 00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:22,589 EXISTING [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO 202 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,925 BUT I'VE NEVER DEALT WITH YOU NOT GETTING WHAT YOU WANT. >> I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY CHOSE 203 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,594 "LIKE A VIRGIN," BECAUSE I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, IT WAS QUITE CONTROVERSIAL. 204 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,129 BUT IT TURNED OUT THE CONTROVERSIAL THING WASN'T THE SONG ITSELF, IT WAS MY 205 00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:37,671 PERFORMANCE ON THE MTV AWARDS, THE FIRST MTV AWARDS THAT EVER GOT SHOT 206 00:15:37,671 --> 00:15:41,941 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DID YOU SEE THAT >> Jimmy: OF COURSE I SAW THAT 207 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,843 >> I DID THAT SHOW AND I WALKED DOWN THE VERY STEEP STAIRS OF THE WEDDING CAKE AND I GOT TO 208 00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:50,450 THE BOTTOM AND I STARTED DANCING AROUND IN MY WHITE STILETTO PUMPS FELL OFF. 209 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,185 AND I WAS TRYING TO DO THIS SMOOTH MOVE LIKE, DIVE FOR THE SHOE AND LOOK LIKE IT WAS 210 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:59,259 CHOREOGRAPHY >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND MY DRESS FLIPPED UP AND 211 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:04,431 MY BUTT WAS SHOWING. [ LAUGHTER ] CAN YOU IMAGINE. 212 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,633 >> Jimmy: OH MY GOD. >> THOSE WERE THE DAYS WHEN YOU SHOULDN'T SHOW YOUR BUTT TO 213 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,469 HAVE A CAREER. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> NOW IT'S THE OPPOSITE 214 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:12,872 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT - >> Jimmy: YOU DID IT 215 00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:16,142 >> NO, BUT IT HAPPENED BY ACCIDENT AND WHEN I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW MY 216 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:19,512 BUTT WAS SHOWING IT WASN'T EVEN LIKE THE WHOLE BUTT 217 00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:22,649 IT WAS JUST LIKE A BUTT CHEEK, LIKE HALF A BUTT CHEEK >> Jimmy: ENOUGH BUTT TO CAUSE 218 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,417 A CONTROVERSY. >> YEAH, WHEN I WENT BACKSTAGE, MY MANAGER TOLD ME MY CAREER IS 219 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:28,154 OVER WITH. >> Jimmy: WOW. >> I FEEL LIKE I'M LISPING 220 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:31,224 RIGHT NOW. >> Jimmy: NO >> AM I LISPING? 221 00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:35,495 >> Jimmy: NO, I'M USED TO THIS >> YOU TELL ME TELL ME THE TRUTH. 222 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,431 >> Jimmy: NO, IF YOU - >> YOU'RE USED TO PEOPLE LISPING ON YOUR SHOW 223 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,734 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, I USED TO -- >> YOU'RE USED TO ME LISPING 224 00:16:40,734 --> 00:16:42,369 >> Jimmy: THIS IS NOT LISPING, BUT IT IS, NOW AND THEN, YOU DO THIS 225 00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,904 >> DO I HAVE A LISP. >> Jimmy: BUT I'M USED TO IT AND NOW I KIND OF LIKE IT. 226 00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:46,873 >> I'M TAKING IT OUT >> Jimmy: NO DON'T NO, NO, LEAVE IT IN. 227 00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:48,708 IT LOOKS COOL. >> I CAN TAKE THE BOTTOM ONE OUT. 228 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:51,544 >> Jimmy: NO I LIKE IT LEAVE IT ALL IN. IT ALL SOUNDS GOOD 229 00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:55,181 I DON'T WANT ANY - >> PEOPLE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY GRILLS. 230 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:56,816 I DON'T KNOW WHY >> Jimmy: WHY? >> I DON'T KNOW. 231 00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,451 >> Jimmy: YOU'VE BEEN WEARING THEM FOR A WHILE SINCE I'VE KNOWN YOU. 232 00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:03,590 >> DECADES >> Jimmy: YEAH AND WHAT GOT YOU INTO THAT 233 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,125 >> I JUST LIKE THE WAY IT LOOKS. MOUTH JEWELRY. 234 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,860 AND I HAVE REALLY UGLY TEETH >> Jimmy: YOU DO >> YEAH. 235 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,596 >> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK YOU DO >> DON'T AGREE WITH ME [ LAUGHTER ] 236 00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:11,765 >> Jimmy: NO, I MEAN - NO, NO, I MEANT TO SAY NO, I WASN'T - 237 00:17:11,765 --> 00:17:14,200 [ RIM SHOT ] NO, NO, IT WAS A QUESTION. IT WAS A QUESTION SAY, "YOU 238 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,835 DO?" OH, MY GOD [ LAUGHTER ] 239 00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,470 IT WAS A QUESTION LIKE, "OH, YOU DO?" YOU DO, BECAUSE I THINK YOU 240 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,439 HAVE - >> YES IT'S ALL IN THE DELIVERY 241 00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:21,408 >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOUR TEETH. >> SEE, WHEN I HOST THE SHOW I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE MY 242 00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:25,345 GUESTS FEEL REALLY COMFORTABLE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 243 00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:27,514 I DON'T THINK YOU WILL DO THAT EVER >> AND ALSO GOOD ABOUT - 244 00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,916 I'M NOT GOING TO SHAME THEM. >> Jimmy: YOU'VE NEVER MADE ME FEEL COMFORTABLE ONE TIME 245 00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:32,118 YOU'VE BEEN HERE >> I'VE NEVER MADE YOU FEEL [ BLEEP ]. 246 00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:34,287 >> Jimmy: NOT ONE TIME YOU'VE NEVER MADE ME FEEL COMFORTABLE [ LAUGHTER ] 247 00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:36,389 YOU LIKE THE WAY I SAY COMFORTABLE? >> I'M CRACKING MYSELF UP. 248 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:41,194 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WAS THERE EVER A A TIME - 249 00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:43,930 >> I SAID [ BLEEP >> Jimmy: YEAH, COMFORTABLE. IF YOU, WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT? 250 00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,766 [ LAUGHTER ] DO WE HAVE TO BLEEP THAT OUT NOW? 251 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:49,369 >> NO. >> Jimmy: WE MIGHT HAVE TO I THINK YOU JUST INVENTED A NEW 252 00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:53,306 WORD CAN YOU SAY -- >> COMFORTABLE 253 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:55,408 >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU JUST SAID A DIFFERENT WORD [ LAUGHTER ] 254 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:58,912 >> [ BLEEP ] >> Jimmy: STOP SAYING THAT >> YOU PUT THE [ BLEEP ] IN 255 00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:04,017 COUNTRY. [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S STAY ON TRACK. 256 00:18:04,017 --> 00:18:06,019 >> Jimmy: THAT IS NOT A SONG BY THE WAY. >> LET'S TALK ABOUT MUSIC. 257 00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:09,155 >> Jimmy: YEAH, LET'S TALK ABOUT MUSIC. I DO WANT TO ASK YOU THIS, 258 00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:15,729 SERIOUS QUESTION IF MADONNA WASN'T MADONNA, WAS THERE ANY MOMENT WHERE YOU WERE 259 00:18:15,729 --> 00:18:19,232 LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT? THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY IS NOT FOR ME, I'M GOING TO BLANK 260 00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:23,937 WHAT WOULD YOU DO? >> I'M GOING TO BLANK. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 261 00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:27,540 GEEZ LOUISE. I DON'T KNOW I THINK I WOULD PROBABLY BE 262 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,943 A SCHOOL TEACHER >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? >> YEAH. 263 00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:34,214 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I CAN SEE YOU DOING THAT 264 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:37,150 >> I HAVE A VERY POPULAR CLASS IT WOULD BE CONTROVERSIAL. [ LAUGHTER ] 265 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:41,321 IT WOULD BE CHALLENGING. I WOULD PROBABLY END UP IN JAIL 266 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:42,522 >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE YOU WOULD. YEAH 267 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:45,692 [ LAUGHTER ] [ BLEEP WE HAVE ELVIS COSTELLO ON THE 268 00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:51,464 SHOW TONIGHT ALONG WITH YOU. AND I WAS SAYING TO YOU -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 269 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,768 AS I WAS TALKING TO YOU, WE WERE DOING THE GREAT BIT, THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT 270 00:18:54,768 --> 00:18:58,571 I SAID "ELVIS COSTELLO IS ON THE SHOW." YOU SAID, "YOU KNOW, I PRACTICE 271 00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:04,911 MY DRUMMING TO ELVIS' RECORDS. >> THAT IS CORRECT WHEN I FIRST, WHEN I DECIDED TO 272 00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:08,214 BE A SINGER, I MOVED TO A SYNAGOGUE IN QUEENS BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU DO 273 00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:15,155 NO, IT WAS A, IT WAS WHERE THIS BAND LIVED IT WAS OBVIOUSLY NOT AN ACTIVE 274 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:19,793 SYNAGOGUE. AND THEY PRACTICED IN THE SYNAGOGUE. 275 00:19:19,793 --> 00:19:26,032 AND I WAS DATING ONE OF THE SINGERS IN THE BAND. AND THEY HAD ALL THEIR 276 00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:29,836 EQUIPMENT IN THE BASEMENT. I THOUGHT, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO ALL DAY 277 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:31,905 I MIGHT AS WELL JUST LEARN TO PLAY AN INSTRUMENT OR SOMETHING, RIGHT 278 00:19:31,905 --> 00:19:36,076 SO I STARTED TO PLAY THE DRUMS AND I FOUND SOME ELVIS COSTELLO RECORDS. 279 00:19:36,076 --> 00:19:39,579 AND THAT'S HOW I LEARNED TO PLAY THE DRUMS - >> Jimmy: NO WAY 280 00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:41,214 >> -- TO HIS MUSIC. >> Jimmy: AND HERE WE ARE TONIGHT. 281 00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:42,916 >> AND I BECAME A DAMN GOOD DRUMMER, BUT PLEASE DON'T ASK ME TO PLAY THE DRUMS 282 00:19:42,916 --> 00:19:45,251 I DON'T WANT TO MAKE YOU FEEL BAD. [ LAUGHTER ] 283 00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:52,926 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NO, I'M REALLY A GOOD DRUMMER, BUT THE THING IS, I HAVEN'T 284 00:19:52,926 --> 00:19:57,397 PRACTICED AND THESE ARE NOT GOOD DRUMMING SHOES. BUT ONE DAY, LET'S HAVE A SHOW 285 00:19:57,397 --> 00:20:02,302 DOWN, THROW DOWN >> Jimmy: YEAH, REALLY >> HOE DOWN. 286 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:03,937 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET INTO THAT. MORE WITH MADONNA WHEN WE COME 287 00:20:03,937 --> 00:20:05,705 BACK, EVERYBODY. WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 288 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:14,547 * >> Jimmy: INTO THE GROOVE, IS THAT YOUR -- 289 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:17,183 >> THAT'S MY -- THAT'S THE ONE THAT'S THE ONE FOR ME. I MEAN, THERE'S SO MANY GOOD 290 00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:20,987 ONES >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I MEAN 5O, 50 NUMBER ONES 291 00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:23,590 >> Jimmy: THAT'S INSANE. >> I MEAN, I GOT 600 SONGS IN MY CATALOGUE 292 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,075 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WE'RE TALKING TO MADONNA, EVERYBODY. 293 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,110 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HER ALBUM "FINALLY ENOUGH LOVE: 50 NUMBER ONES" IS OUT AUGUST 294 00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:52,686 19th HOW IS THE -- HOW IS THE FAMILY, BY THE WAY 295 00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:55,855 HOW IS MY MAN, DAVE? >> YOUR MAN, DAVE, IS ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW? 296 00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:58,491 HE'S A -- FIRST OF ALL, HE'S A A HUGE FAN OF YOURS. >> Jimmy: I LOVE HIM 297 00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:01,661 I'M A FAN OF DAVE. >> HE'S SO JEALOUS THAT I'M SITTING NEXT TO YOU RIGHT NOW. 298 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:05,265 I THINK HE WAS GOING TO COME HERE TONIGHT BUT HE HAD A BOXING LESSON TODAY. 299 00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:08,101 >> Jimmy: BOXING - >> DAVE, ARE YOU HERE? NO, HE'S NOT HERE. 300 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:10,737 >> Jimmy: NO, HE'S NOT HERE. [ LAUGHTER ] DAVID? 301 00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:14,874 >> DAVID >> Jimmy: DAVE TELL HIM I SAID HI 302 00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:16,676 WILL YOU, PLEASE >> YOU KNOW HE MAKES MUSIC NOW, TOO. 303 00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:18,578 HE'S GOING TO END UP BEING ONE OF YOUR GUESTS >> Jimmy: HE IS, RIGHT 304 00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:21,081 HE'S GOT SOMETHING HE'S GOT IT. >> SOMETHING 305 00:21:21,081 --> 00:21:23,516 >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S GOT IT. HE'S GOT MAGIC HE'S FUNNY 306 00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:26,086 HE'S CHARMING. HE'S ATHLETIC. HE'S A GOOD-LOOKING DUDE 307 00:21:26,086 --> 00:21:29,422 >> HE CAN PUT ON ANY OUTFIT AND LOOK SWAG AS, YOU KNOW - >> Jimmy: YEAH 308 00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:31,257 >> -- IT'S REALLY IRRITATING >> Jimmy: DOES HE EVER GIVE YOU FEEDBACK 309 00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:34,427 >> HE WEARS MY CLOTHES AND LOOKS BETTER IN THEM >> Jimmy: HOW DOES HE -- 310 00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:40,900 >> HE CAN EVEN WEAR A DRESS AND LOOK BUTCH SPEAKING OF BUTCH. 311 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:43,269 I GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU. >> Jimmy: WHAT >> IT'S A LITTLE HANDBAG AND IT 312 00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:48,008 SAYS BUTCH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: FOR REAL 313 00:21:48,008 --> 00:21:50,577 >> YEAH, PUT IT ON >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS - >> YOU GOT TO PUT IT AROUND -- 314 00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:52,712 PUT IT AROUND YOUR NECK. >> Jimmy: LET ME JUST SEE IT THIS IS -- 315 00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:55,281 >> LET ME JUST SHOW YOU HOW TO DO IT. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I HAVE ONE 316 00:21:55,281 --> 00:21:57,183 OF THESE ALREADY >> DO YOU? >> Jimmy: NO, OF COURSE NOT. 317 00:21:57,183 --> 00:21:58,918 [ LAUGHTER ] OH, MY GOSH. THIS IS -- 318 00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:04,391 >> THERE YOU GO. >> Jimmy: THAT'S IT RIGHT THERE. 319 00:22:04,391 --> 00:22:14,334 SHOULD I WEAR THIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YOU GOT SWAG. 320 00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:16,870 >> Jimmy: I THINK THIS IS SO - THIS IS SO COOL. I FOUND LIKE - 321 00:22:16,870 --> 00:22:18,738 >> YOU CAN PUT YOUR COINS IN IT >> Jimmy: YEAH, MY METROCARD 322 00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:22,976 I'LL FOLD UP MY METROCARD. PUT IT IN THERE. GO, "I'M SORRY GUYS. 323 00:22:22,976 --> 00:22:26,813 I'VE GOT TO GET IN THE SUBWAY. >> YEAH, YOU CAN PUT YOUR -- >> Jimmy: WATCH OUT. 324 00:22:26,813 --> 00:22:33,687 BUTCH IS COMING THROUGH. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I LOVE THIS. 325 00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:38,291 I AM HONORED THANK YOU FOR THIS OH, MY GOSH. 326 00:22:38,291 --> 00:22:40,694 I'M GOING TO TREASURE THIS I'LL WEAR THIS ALL THE TIME. YES! 327 00:22:40,694 --> 00:22:42,662 >> YOU'RE LYING. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, THERE'S SO MANY ARTISTS ON THIS THING 328 00:22:42,662 --> 00:22:44,631 I WAS LOOKING THROUGH IT I'M LIKE -- WE KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE 329 00:22:44,631 --> 00:22:48,902 BRITNEY SPEARS IS ON THIS ONE. TIMBERLAKE NICKI MINAJ. 330 00:22:48,902 --> 00:22:53,139 ARE THERE ANY -- >> NILE ROGERS >> Jimmy: NILE ROGERS, OF 331 00:22:53,139 --> 00:22:55,575 COURSE THE ONE AND ONLY ARE THERE ANY PEOPLE YOU GO 332 00:22:55,575 --> 00:22:57,310 LIKE, "I THINK EVENTUALLY I WANT TO DO SOMETHING WITH THEM," THAT YOU HAVEN'T AND 333 00:22:57,310 --> 00:22:58,645 WANT TO. >> I MEAN, THERE'S ONE ARTIST THAT I WORSHIP MORE THAN 334 00:22:58,645 --> 00:23:06,486 ANYTHING AND I WOULD LOVE TO COLLABORATE WITH HIM THAT'S KENDRICK LAMAR. 335 00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:10,423 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HIS NEW RECORD IS -- HIS NEW RECORD IS, LIKE, HISTORY 336 00:23:10,423 --> 00:23:14,060 MAKING >> Jimmy: IT IS UNBELIEVABLE, RIGHT? 337 00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:16,329 >> MIND BOGGINGLY BRILLIANT, YES. IT'S INSANE. 338 00:23:16,329 --> 00:23:17,864 HAVE YOU HAD HIM ON YOUR SHOW YET? >> Jimmy: YEAH 339 00:23:17,864 --> 00:23:21,368 HE IS MIND BOGGLING. HE'S BRILLIANT >> SO TALENTED 340 00:23:21,368 --> 00:23:23,203 >> Jimmy: YOU -- YOU BROUGHT UP SOMETHING WHEN WE WERE DOING OUR BIT THAT YOU SAID YOU WANT 341 00:23:23,203 --> 00:23:27,807 TO DO THIS AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU STILL WANT TO DO THIS. 342 00:23:27,807 --> 00:23:30,543 >> WHAT? HOST YOUR SHOW >> Jimmy: NO 343 00:23:30,543 --> 00:23:32,612 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO PLAY THIS THING WITH ME WHERE WE -- 344 00:23:32,612 --> 00:23:35,682 >> YEAH, I WANT TO I WANT TO PLAY ALL KINDS OF GAMES WITH YOU 345 00:23:35,682 --> 00:23:39,085 BUT FOR NOW -- I TOLD YOU, SEDUCTION. >> Jimmy: BUT YOU HAVE - 346 00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:41,087 >> OKAY, FINALLY ENOUGH LOVE >> Jimmy: -- THIS IS EVERY LETTER OF THE ALPHABET ON THESE 347 00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:44,958 CARDS. OKAY AND YOU -- YOU WANTED -- 348 00:23:44,958 --> 00:23:48,561 >> THAT'S 26 HE DIDN'T KNOW IT AT THE TIME. [ LAUGHTER ] 349 00:23:48,561 --> 00:23:51,731 >> Jimmy: I KNEW IT WAS IN THE 20s. BUT YOU WANTED ME TO SHUFFLE 350 00:23:51,731 --> 00:23:54,434 THIS AROUND. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND THEN WE'LL PICK 351 00:23:54,434 --> 00:23:56,536 ONE AND JUST SAY THE FIRST WORD THAT COMES TO OUR MIND AND ANALYZE EACH OTHER 352 00:23:56,536 --> 00:23:58,538 >> YEAH, WELL, THIS IS HOW WE GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER AND ALSO THE AUDIENCE CAN GET TO KNOW 353 00:23:58,538 --> 00:24:04,110 ONE -- YOU KNOW, YOU, MORE IMPORTANTLY. 354 00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:05,745 THEY ALREADY KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ME >> Jimmy: I THINK THIS IS 355 00:24:05,745 --> 00:24:09,449 A GOOD IDEA. >> BUT HAVE YOU SHUFFLED THEM? >> Jimmy: NO 356 00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:11,851 >> I THINK WE SHOULD OH, NO, WE SHOULDN'T >> Jimmy: I WILL SHUFFLE THEM. 357 00:24:11,851 --> 00:24:13,820 >> SO, SHOULD WE - BUT I NEED TO TAKE 13 FOR MYSELF 358 00:24:13,820 --> 00:24:18,758 1, 2, 3, 4 - >> Jimmy: I'M NOT DOING 13 LETTERS OF THE ALPHABET. 359 00:24:18,758 --> 00:24:21,361 THE SHOW IS ONLY AN HOUR LONG. >> MAKE IT LONG. [ LAUGHTER ] 360 00:24:21,361 --> 00:24:25,098 >> Jimmy: I'M NOT MAKING THE SHOW LONGER. >> WHY NOT 361 00:24:25,098 --> 00:24:27,500 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW >> IT SHOULD BE. IT'S FUN 362 00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:30,537 I'M FUN. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU ARE MORE THAN 363 00:24:30,537 --> 00:24:32,939 FUN. ALL RIGHT, WHO GOES FIRST? >> OKAY, THIS IS A 364 00:24:32,939 --> 00:24:35,075 A PSYCHOANALYTIC GAME. AND SO, WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO IS TURN THE CARD OVER AND I'LL 365 00:24:35,075 --> 00:24:40,380 GO FIRST AND WHATEVER COMES TO MY MIND, I'M GOING TO SAY THE WORD. 366 00:24:40,380 --> 00:24:42,148 I'M JUST GOING TO BLURT IT RIGHT OUT. >> Jimmy: OKAY 367 00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:43,983 AND THEN - >> SO, BE BRAVE. >> Jimmy: YES. 368 00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:46,519 >> DON'T CENSOR YOURSELF [ LAUGHTER ] AND I'M NOT GOING TO EITHER. 369 00:24:46,519 --> 00:24:51,524 >> Jimmy: GO >> FOR ONCE. >> Jimmy: OKAY 370 00:24:51,524 --> 00:24:53,727 >> OH, MY GOD. I GOT A P. [ BLEEP 371 00:24:53,727 --> 00:24:59,099 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I KNEW THAT WAS GOING TO 372 00:24:59,099 --> 00:25:02,369 HAPPEN >> Jimmy: WHAT IN THE WORLD? OUT OF ALL THE LETTERS OF THE 373 00:25:02,369 --> 00:25:05,038 ALPHABET >> YEAH, BUT - >> Jimmy: HOW IN THE WORLD - 374 00:25:05,038 --> 00:25:09,776 >> THE UNIVERSE WANTED ME TO JUST GET THAT LETTER YOUR TURN. 375 00:25:09,776 --> 00:25:13,513 >> Jimmy: THIS IS INSANE, BY THE WAY. JIMMY. 376 00:25:13,513 --> 00:25:20,186 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE MY FAVORITE SONG ON THE TRUE -- THE "TRUE BLUE" ALBUM. 377 00:25:20,186 --> 00:25:22,589 >> YOU THINK THAT'S ABOUT YOU, DON'T YOU? >> Jimmy: JIMMY, JIMMY IS ABOUT 378 00:25:22,589 --> 00:25:25,759 ME, YEAH THAT'S BIZARRE BY THE WAY. WE JUST PICKED 379 00:25:25,759 --> 00:25:27,927 >> YOU GET THE SAFE LETTERS. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> OKAY. 380 00:25:27,927 --> 00:25:33,299 I'M NEXT REVOLTING. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 381 00:25:33,299 --> 00:25:37,871 >> Jimmy: WHAT'S REVOLTING >> IGNORANCE >> Jimmy: YEAH 382 00:25:37,871 --> 00:25:42,075 [ APPLAUSE ] >> THINK ABOUT IT. I JUST WENT DEEP 383 00:25:42,075 --> 00:25:46,513 I WENT THERE I LIKE THAT SOUND. [ LAUGHTER ] 384 00:25:46,513 --> 00:25:52,185 GO FOR IT. >> Jimmy: I MEAN, IF I DON'T SAY XYLOPHONE, I'M GOING TO SAY 385 00:25:52,185 --> 00:25:55,088 "MADAME X. >> OH, GOD >> Jimmy: WHAT ELSE AM I GOING 386 00:25:55,088 --> 00:25:59,426 TO SAY >> X-RATED >> Jimmy: YEAH 387 00:25:59,426 --> 00:26:03,129 OF COURSE, I WENT TO XYLOPHONE THAT'S WHY WE -- [ LAUGHTER ] 388 00:26:03,129 --> 00:26:05,865 >> THAT'S WHY YOU GET PAID THE MEDIUM BUCKS >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHY YOU GET 389 00:26:05,865 --> 00:26:07,734 PAID THE BIG -- THE MEDIUM BUCKS. [ LAUGHTER ] 390 00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:13,406 I'M STEALING THAT'S FUNNY ALL RIGHT, GO. 391 00:26:13,406 --> 00:26:19,212 >> HOE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT IN THE WORLD IS 392 00:26:19,212 --> 00:26:27,620 GOING ON >> GOD KEEPS GIVING ME THESE PROVOCATIVE LETTERS. 393 00:26:27,620 --> 00:26:29,823 >> Jimmy: THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE >> YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE. 394 00:26:29,823 --> 00:26:31,891 >> Jimmy: I SWEAR I'M NOT. THIS IS ALL RANDOM LOOK AT ALL THESE. 395 00:26:31,891 --> 00:26:35,161 THESE ARE ALL RANDOM LETTERS I'M NOT DOING THIS ON PURPOSE. >> HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW 396 00:26:35,161 --> 00:26:39,866 YOU'RE DAVID BLAINE. >> Jimmy: LET'S JUST DO THE -- LET'S DO THE LAST ONE. 397 00:26:39,866 --> 00:26:41,401 >> WELL, YOU DIDN'T SAY THE -- WHAT COMES TO MIND >> Jimmy: ONE AND ONLY, 398 00:26:41,401 --> 00:26:44,237 MADONNA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO 399 00:26:44,237 --> 00:26:47,207 THINK OF ANOTHER ONE MOM? MOMMY? 400 00:26:47,207 --> 00:26:50,910 MOMMY? [ LAUGHTER ] YOU WANT ME TO BREAK DOWN -- 401 00:26:50,910 --> 00:26:52,779 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND TALK >> CRY 402 00:26:52,779 --> 00:26:56,082 >> Jimmy: AND TALK ABOUT MY CHILDHOOD. [ LAUGHTER ] 403 00:26:56,082 --> 00:26:57,684 I PROMISED MYSELF I WOULDN'T DO IT NO HERE. 404 00:26:57,684 --> 00:27:03,189 ALL RIGHT, READY >> WAIT, IS THIS THE LAST ONE? >> Jimmy: WHY DON'T WE DO ONE 405 00:27:03,189 --> 00:27:08,828 AND WE BOTH SAY THE SAME WORD AT THE SAME TIME NO MATTER WHAT IT IS 406 00:27:08,828 --> 00:27:23,476 >> OKAY. ALL RIGHT. OH, WHAT 407 00:27:23,476 --> 00:27:28,515 >> Jimmy: ZEBRA. WAIT, Z? ZELDA. 408 00:27:28,515 --> 00:27:34,954 >> XYLOPHONE [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S THE WORST LETTER. 409 00:27:34,954 --> 00:27:36,923 >> Jimmy: IT'S THE WORST LETTER >> IT SHOULD BE AT THE END 410 00:27:36,923 --> 00:27:47,067 >> Jimmy: READY? >> YES WET. 411 00:27:47,067 --> 00:27:51,471 >> Jimmy: WINNER OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 412 00:27:51,471 --> 00:28:04,918 * >> [ BLEEP ] HAPPENS I'M SORRY. 413 00:28:04,918 --> 00:28:07,654 TEMPTATIONS. >> Jimmy: TATTLE TALE. OKAY 414 00:28:07,654 --> 00:28:09,289 [ LAUGHTER ] MINE WORDS ARE BETTER THAN YOURS. 415 00:28:09,289 --> 00:28:14,094 >> Jimmy: THEY ARE >> YOU'RE SO PG. IDIOT. 416 00:28:14,094 --> 00:28:25,238 >> Jimmy: ICON [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> YES, YES. 417 00:28:25,238 --> 00:28:30,710 >> Jimmy: MADONNA, EVERYBODY "FINALLY ENOUGH LOVE: 50 NUMBER ONES" IS AVAILABLE AUGUST 19th 418 00:28:30,710 --> 00:28:33,546 ELVIS COSTELLO JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY! 419 00:28:33,546 --> 00:28:55,301 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS 420 00:28:55,301 --> 00:29:01,841 A GRAMMY AWARD WINNER AND A MEMBER OF THE SONG WRITERS' HALL OF FAME 421 00:29:01,841 --> 00:29:04,678 THIS IS HIS NEW ALBUM CALLED "THE RESURRECTION OF RUST," WHICH IS AVAILABLE NOW 422 00:29:04,678 --> 00:29:06,079 "THE RESURRECTION OF RUST," WHICH IS AVAILABLE NOW PLEASE WELCOME ELVIS COSTELLO! 423 00:29:07,547 --> 00:29:25,765 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 424 00:29:25,765 --> 00:29:33,440 >> Jimmy: COME ON. YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT. THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT 425 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,608 COME ON. THAT'S ELVIS WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW, 426 00:29:35,608 --> 00:29:38,111 ELVIS COSTELLO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT. WELCOME BACK 427 00:29:38,111 --> 00:29:39,913 >> YOU'RE HAVING QUITE A NIGHT ALREADY. >> Jimmy: WE ALREADY HAVE -- 428 00:29:39,913 --> 00:29:42,649 RIGHT? I MEAN - >> I'VE BEEN ON STAGE ALL WEEK 429 00:29:42,649 --> 00:29:45,352 AND I HAVEN'T HEARD MY NAME SO MUCH >> Jimmy: HOW ABOUT THAT 430 00:29:45,352 --> 00:29:48,855 MADONNA -- >> I KNOW. THAT IS FANTASTIC. 431 00:29:48,855 --> 00:29:50,623 >> Jimmy: DID YOU EVER HEAR THAT >> PETE THOMAS IS BACKSTAGE, 432 00:29:50,623 --> 00:29:54,861 AND HE SAID HE'S PROMISED US FREE LESSONS >> Jimmy: OH, WOW. 433 00:29:54,861 --> 00:29:57,797 THERE YOU GO >> A REFRESHER COURSE. AND THEN, WE CAN HAVE THE 434 00:29:57,797 --> 00:30:01,968 STANDOFF HERE. I THINK WE CAN DO "INTO THE GROOVE" AND "THE PUMP IT UP. 435 00:30:01,968 --> 00:30:04,471 I THINK THAT'S WHAT -- YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IS "INTO THE GROOVE," 436 00:30:04,471 --> 00:30:08,174 IS THAT YOUR MADONNA - >> THAT'S MY -- THAT'S THE ONE THAT'S THE ONE FOR ME. 437 00:30:08,174 --> 00:30:12,879 I MEAN, THERE'S SO MANY GOOD ONES I MEAN, 50 NUMBER ONES 438 00:30:12,879 --> 00:30:16,049 >> Jimmy: THAT'S INSANE. >> I'VE GOT 600 SONGS IN MY CATALOG. 439 00:30:16,049 --> 00:30:17,817 AND NONE OF THEM ARE NUMBER ONE. >> Jimmy: WOW. 440 00:30:17,817 --> 00:30:20,553 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S ANOTHER RECORD IN ITSELF. 441 00:30:20,553 --> 00:30:23,056 >> YEAH, IT'S A RECORD IN ITSELF >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT REALLY IS 442 00:30:23,056 --> 00:30:26,659 BUT HAVE YOU GUYS EVER HUNG OUT, YOU AND MADONNA >> YOU KNOW, WE DID. 443 00:30:26,659 --> 00:30:29,396 AND HERE'S -- CAN I TELL THIS THING? >> Jimmy: SHE'S PROBABLY IN HER 444 00:30:29,396 --> 00:30:31,264 LIMOSUINE AT THIS POINT. YEAH >> YEAH, I KNOW. 445 00:30:31,264 --> 00:30:32,899 NO, ACTUALLY, HER BROTHER-IN-LAW, JOE HENRY, PRODUCED THE RECORD "THE RIVER 446 00:30:32,899 --> 00:30:39,339 IN REVERSE" THAT I MADE WITH ALLEN TUSCAN A RECORD VERY CLOSE TO MY 447 00:30:39,339 --> 00:30:46,546 HEART. AND HE SAID ONE EVENING, HE SAID, "WE'RE GOING TO DO A SHOW 448 00:30:46,546 --> 00:30:48,181 AT THE VILLAGE VANGUARD. DO YOU WANT TO COME TO THE SHOW?" 449 00:30:48,181 --> 00:30:49,916 AND WE WENT TO THE VILLAGE VANGUARD, WHICH IS REALLY CLOSE TO WHERE WE LIVE HERE IN 450 00:30:49,916 --> 00:30:53,753 NEW YORK >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THE TABLE WAS SET UP FOR 451 00:30:53,753 --> 00:30:57,490 JOE, HIS SISTER-IN-LAW, MY WIFE, DIANA, AND MYSELF. AND WE SAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE 452 00:30:57,490 --> 00:31:05,899 VILLAGE VANGUARD AND JUST ENJOYED THE SHOW IT WAS JUST A FANTASTIC BRIGHT 453 00:31:05,899 --> 00:31:07,634 MISSISSIPPI SHOW AND WHEN THE LIGHTS CAME UP, PEOPLE LOOKED OVER AT THE 454 00:31:07,634 --> 00:31:11,271 TABLE. THERE'S MADONNA TALKING TO MY WIFE, DIANA, AND MYSELF. 455 00:31:11,271 --> 00:31:16,409 AND THE WENT "NAH, COULDN'T BE." [ LAUGHTER ] 456 00:31:16,409 --> 00:31:19,913 >> Jimmy: "THERE'S NO WAY ELVIS COSTELLO --" >> AND WE HAD A LOVELY EVENING 457 00:31:19,913 --> 00:31:22,315 WE HAD A LOVELY EVENING OF GREAT MUSIC. >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO FUN. 458 00:31:22,315 --> 00:31:25,151 THAT'S WILD. I LOVE THE VILLAGE VANGUARD. I MISS IT. 459 00:31:25,151 --> 00:31:27,554 >> IT IS I MEAN, ALL THE PLACES, WE'VE JUST GOT TO GIVE THEM LOTS OF 460 00:31:27,554 --> 00:31:29,723 LOVE AND THAT'S WHAT WE'RE SEEING YOU KNOOW, WE'RE PLAYING PIER 461 00:31:29,723 --> 00:31:33,126 17 TOMORROW NIGHT HERE IN NEW YORK CITY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 462 00:31:33,126 --> 00:31:37,397 AND IT'S - >> Jimmy: YOU ACTUALLY HAVE IT - 463 00:31:37,397 --> 00:31:39,432 YOU ACTUALLY HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE TONIGHT ON THE 464 00:31:39,432 --> 00:31:41,668 SHOW >> YEAH -- OH, CAN I TELL THEM >> Jimmy: PLEASE TELL THEM 465 00:31:41,668 --> 00:31:46,339 >> YEAH, I'M GOING TO PLAY A A TEN-NIGHT STAND IN NEW YORK CITY NEXT FEBRUARY. 466 00:31:46,339 --> 00:31:52,812 BUT HERE'S THE THING - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M GOING TO PRINT A LIST OF 467 00:31:52,812 --> 00:32:00,220 TEN SONGS A NIGHT THAT'S GOING TO GIVE YOU THE CLUE TO WHAT THAT NIGHT'S GOING TO BE LIKE. 468 00:32:00,220 --> 00:32:03,690 AND THE OTHER TEN SONGS THAT I MIGHT PLAY ARE A SECRET. SO, YOU'LL NEVER HEAR THE SAME 469 00:32:03,690 --> 00:32:07,460 SONG TWICE IT'S GOING TO BE 200 SONGS OVER TEN NIGHTS 470 00:32:07,460 --> 00:32:09,429 >> Jimmy: SO, EVERY SINGLE NIGHT IF YOU WANT TO >> YOU CAN COME. 471 00:32:09,429 --> 00:32:12,699 WE'LL GIVE YOU A SPECIAL PRICE YOU WANT TO COME TEN NIGHTS? YOU WANT TO COME TEN NIGHTS? 472 00:32:12,699 --> 00:32:16,536 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> ONE PRICE -- YOU CAN GET 473 00:32:16,536 --> 00:32:21,875 A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PRICE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO COME AT ALL. [ LAUGHTER ] 474 00:32:21,875 --> 00:32:24,277 >> Jimmy: WE'LL WORK ON IT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO COME AT ALL, I'LL GIVE YOU 20 BUCKS TO 475 00:32:24,277 --> 00:32:26,479 NOT COME, YEAH >> YEAH. SECOND PRIZE 476 00:32:26,479 --> 00:32:28,948 >> Jimmy: WHERE IS IT? WHERE ARE YOU PERFORMING >> IT'S AT THE GRAMERCY 477 00:32:28,948 --> 00:32:31,284 THEATER. THE GRAMERCY THEATER, IT'S A A BEAUTIFUL THEATER. 478 00:32:31,284 --> 00:32:33,353 >> Jimmy: OH, I LOVE THAT THEATER. >> YES 479 00:32:33,353 --> 00:32:36,089 I PLAYED THERE A FEW YEARS AGO WITH THE IMPOSTERS AND THE IMPOSTERS AND 480 00:32:36,089 --> 00:32:39,359 CHARLIE SAXXON WILL BE WITH ME TOMORROW NIGHT BUT ALSO, WE'VE GOT OUR MATE 481 00:32:39,359 --> 00:32:44,297 NICK LOWE OPENING UP AND THAT'S PRETTY GREAT. [ APPLAUSE ] 482 00:32:44,297 --> 00:32:46,132 NICK LOWE AND THE STRAITJACKETS. SO THAT'S -- WE'RE ON THE ROAD 483 00:32:46,132 --> 00:32:53,373 NOW. BUT -- BUT YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT EXCLUSIVE HERE 484 00:32:53,373 --> 00:32:55,642 YOU SEE THIS HERE PICTURE? CAN YOU SEE THAT AT ALL? >> Jimmy: YEAH 485 00:32:55,642 --> 00:33:00,914 >> SEE THAT? THAT'S ME AT 17 ON NEW YEAR'S DAY OF 1972. 486 00:33:00,914 --> 00:33:05,919 MY FRIEND ALLAN MAYES HERE, MY PARTNER FROM LIVERPOOL, ASKED ME TO JOIN HIS BAND. 487 00:33:05,919 --> 00:33:12,158 AND, YOU KNOW, WE'VE BEEN GOING OUR DIFFERENT WAYS SINCE THEN. WE PLAYED FOR ABOUT A YEAR 488 00:33:12,158 --> 00:33:14,227 TOGETHER AND WE PLAYED -- AND LOOK AT THIS 489 00:33:14,227 --> 00:33:19,833 LOOK, THIS IS HIS SCHOOL EXERCISE BOOK HE KEPT ALL THESE YEARS. 490 00:33:19,833 --> 00:33:22,535 IT LISTS EVERY SHOW WE EVER PLAYED >> Jimmy: CAN I SEE IT 491 00:33:22,535 --> 00:33:24,771 >> YEAH. YOU CAN TOUCH IT YOU CAN PUT THE WHITE GLOVES 492 00:33:24,771 --> 00:33:29,342 ON >> Jimmy: THIS IS REAL EVERY GIG -- THIS IS YOUR GIGS 493 00:33:29,342 --> 00:33:35,081 >> YEAH. GIGS FROM 1971, OPTIMISTICALLY, THERE'S NO OTHER DATE. 494 00:33:35,081 --> 00:33:39,486 [ LAUGHTER ] AND WE'RE HERE TONIGHT >> Jimmy: 2022 495 00:33:39,486 --> 00:33:42,555 >> NOW HERE, I'LL TELL YOU THE STORY. ALLEN RANG ME UP 496 00:33:42,555 --> 00:33:44,624 AND HE SAID, "YOU KNOW, IT WOULD BE 50 YEARS SINCE WE STARTED OUR PARTNERSHIP. 497 00:33:44,624 --> 00:33:50,697 WE WOULD PLAY EVERYWHERE IN LIVERPOOL WHERE THEY WOULD LET US AND A FEW PLACES THEY 498 00:33:50,697 --> 00:33:53,500 WOULDN'T LET US. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> LIKE, WE PLAYED THE CATHOLIC 499 00:33:53,500 --> 00:34:00,040 GIRLS SCHOOL, MARY HELP OF CHRISTIANS, KNOWN LOCALLY AS "MERRY, FEED THE PIGEONS." 500 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:06,813 AND WE WERE PAID ONLY IN FLIRTIVE GLANCES AND UNFULFILLED PROMISES 501 00:34:06,813 --> 00:34:09,883 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE CONTRACT YOU DID? 502 00:34:09,883 --> 00:34:14,254 >> AND ACTUALLY, THE LEDGER SAYS WE WERE PAID ABSOLUTELY NIL. 503 00:34:14,254 --> 00:34:17,957 AND THAT WAS BETWEEN TWO OF US >> Jimmy: YOU SPLIT ON NIL >> AND ACTUALLY, THE GIG THAT I 504 00:34:17,957 --> 00:34:21,795 PLAYED 50 YEARS AGO TONIGHT IS IN HERE. AND I WAS LATE 505 00:34:21,795 --> 00:34:26,166 AND I STILL GOT PAID HALF. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO 506 00:34:26,166 --> 00:34:28,234 >> Jimmy: BUT THIS IS -- THIS IS ALL THE GIGS AND ALL THE SONGS. 507 00:34:28,234 --> 00:34:31,204 >> ALL THE SONGS AND SO, THERE'S ALL THE SONGS WE DID BY OTHER PEOPLE 508 00:34:31,204 --> 00:34:34,407 WE WROTE A FEW OF OUR OWN TUNES. "THE RESURRECTION OF RUST" IS 509 00:34:34,407 --> 00:34:38,411 A RECORD ALLEN RANG ME UP, AND SAID, "DO YOU WANT TO GET TOGETHER 510 00:34:38,411 --> 00:34:40,814 IT'S BEEN 50 YEARS SINCE WE STARTED PLAYING TOGETHER DO YOU WANT TO MAKE 511 00:34:40,814 --> 00:34:48,088 A CASSETTE?" [ LAUGHTER ] I SAID, "NO. 512 00:34:48,088 --> 00:34:51,324 LET'S MAKE THE RECORD WE WOULD MADE IF THEY LET US WHEN WE WERE 17. 513 00:34:51,324 --> 00:34:55,095 SO, I GO THE IMPOSTERS AND OUR PALS AND WE WENT IN WITH 514 00:34:55,095 --> 00:35:00,266 SEBASTIAN CHRISTIAN. WE MADE THIS HERE RECORD BRAND-NEW, 50th ANNIVERSARY. 515 00:35:00,266 --> 00:35:02,268 AND WE'RE GOING TO PLAY A SONG BY NICK LOWE IN A LITTLE WHILE >> Jimmy: YEAH, I -- I LOVE 516 00:35:02,268 --> 00:35:06,506 "EVERYBODY KNOWS NOWHERE." THAT'S GREAT I LOVE THAT. 517 00:35:06,506 --> 00:35:11,378 BUT I LOVE "MAUREEN AND SAM. IT'S ONE OF MY JAMS. AND "SURRENDER TO THE RHYTHM" 518 00:35:11,378 --> 00:35:14,147 IS MY OTHER BIG JAM. >> WELL, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO PLAY TONIGHT. 519 00:35:14,147 --> 00:35:15,615 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY IT TONIGHT >> WE'RE GOING TO PLAY 520 00:35:15,615 --> 00:35:17,650 "SURRENDER TO THE RHYTHM" FOR YOU. I MEAN - 521 00:35:17,650 --> 00:35:19,953 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY JAM RIGHT THERE. 522 00:35:19,953 --> 00:35:22,789 >> IN ALL HONOR OF MADONNA IF NOTHING ELSE >> Jimmy: IN HONOR OF MADONNA. 523 00:35:22,789 --> 00:35:25,525 ELVIS COSTELLO, EVERYBODY. "THE RESURRECTION OF RUST" IS OUT NOW! 524 00:35:25,525 --> 00:35:31,664 ELVIS AND ALLAN MAYES PERFORM AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 525 00:35:31,664 --> 00:35:53,453 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MAKING THEIR TV DEBUT 526 00:35:53,453 --> 00:35:55,288 AS RUSTY, PERFORMING "SURRENDER TO THE RHYTHM" FROM THEIR ALBUM "THE RESURRECTION OF RUST," 527 00:35:55,288 --> 00:36:03,830 "THE RESURRECTION OF RUST," HERE IS ELVIS COSTELLO AND ALLAN MAYES! 528 00:36:06,299 --> 00:36:08,101 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 529 00:36:08,101 --> 00:36:23,083 * * * WELL THEY DANCE 530 00:36:23,083 --> 00:36:30,857 TO EVERY TUN THE BAND COULD PLAY * * AT JUST ABOUT MIDNIGH 531 00:36:30,857 --> 00:36:36,629 THEY DECIDED T CALL IT A DAY * * WELL THERE'S ONE THIN 532 00:36:36,629 --> 00:36:43,970 THAT WAS LEFT HERE ON THEIR MINDS * * YEAH YEAH YEA 533 00:36:43,970 --> 00:36:52,278 TO GET A LITTLE PRIC AND IN THE PRICE * * THEY STOLE THE SHOE 534 00:36:52,278 --> 00:36:56,116 AND RICE SURRENDERED TO THE RHYTH THAT IS CALLING THEM HOME * 535 00:36:56,116 --> 00:37:10,196 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 536 00:37:10,196 --> 00:37:17,404 * WELL HE WAS DUM HE WAS DIRTY BUT SHE WAS A PRINCESS * 537 00:37:17,404 --> 00:37:26,146 * CUSTOM MADE TO FI RIGHT INTO HIS ARM SHE COULD THRILL HIM 538 00:37:26,146 --> 00:37:36,756 SHE COULD CHILL HIM WOO * * DOWN TO THE BON WHEN HE WAS IN HIS TEENS 539 00:37:36,756 --> 00:37:43,229 HE HAD TO SPILL THE BEANS * * STILL LOOKING FOR WAYS AS MEAN 540 00:37:43,229 --> 00:37:48,468 SURRENDER TO THE RHYTH THAT'S CALLING HIM HOME * * WELL WHO'S TO SAY 541 00:37:48,468 --> 00:37:52,505 IF IT'S RIGHT OR WRONG NOT ANOTHER SINGER IN ANOTHER SONG * 542 00:37:52,505 --> 00:38:04,017 * * DOING ALL RIGHT WE'RE DOING ALL RIGH 543 00:38:04,017 --> 00:38:11,624 WE'RE DOING OKAY WE'RE DOING OKAY * * 544 00:38:11,624 --> 00:38:22,902 [ APPLAUSE ] * * WELL GUESS WHAT 545 00:38:22,902 --> 00:38:30,443 GUESS WHAT HAPPENE GUESS WHAT HAPPENED NEXT * * SHE HAD TO GO 546 00:38:30,443 --> 00:38:37,217 SAID SHE WAS MEETING U WITH ONE OF HER FRIENDS * * BUT IT WAS NOTHIN 547 00:38:37,217 --> 00:38:47,394 MORE OR LESS THA ANOTHER MESS OF THE BLUES * * BUT HE HAD MORE TO LOSE 548 00:38:47,394 --> 00:38:54,701 STARTED PAYING DUE OH YEAH PAYING HIS DUES * * SURRENDER TO THE RHYTHM 549 00:38:54,701 --> 00:39:02,676 THAT IS CALLING HIM HOME SURRENDER TO THE RHYTH SURRENDER TO THE RHYTHM * 550 00:39:02,676 --> 00:39:08,014 * SURRENDER TO THE RHYTHM SURRENDER YEAH TO THE RHYTHM * 551 00:39:08,014 --> 00:39:25,165 SURRENDER YEAH TO THE RHYTHM * * 552 00:39:26,232 --> 00:39:29,235 * * SURRENDER TO THE RHYTHM 553 00:39:29,235 --> 00:39:37,777 SURRENDER TO THE RHYTH SURRENDER TO THE RHYTHM * * SURRENDER YEA 554 00:39:37,777 --> 00:39:45,318 TO THE RHYTHM * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 555 00:39:45,318 --> 00:39:51,224 >> Jimmy: OH THEY'RE DOING ALL RIGHT. THEY'RE DOING OKAY 556 00:39:51,224 --> 00:39:54,828 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ELVIS COSTELLO, ALLAN MAYES RIGHT THERE. 557 00:39:54,828 --> 00:39:58,231 "THE RESURRECTION OF RUST" IS OUT NOW. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY 558 00:39:58,231 --> 00:40:21,821 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO MADONNA, ELVIS COSTELLO, ALLAN MAYES! 559 00:40:21,821 --> 00:40:25,859 THEIR BAND RUSTY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, 560 00:40:25,859 --> 00:40:30,897 FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 561 00:40:30,897 --> 00:40:33,299 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY