>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - MADONNA,
ELVIS COSTELLO MUSICAL GUEST, RUSTY AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: NUMBER ONE >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
* *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. COME ON.
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. YOU'RE HERE.
YOU MADE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU
TONIGHT. THE ONE AND ONLY MADONNA IS HERE, TONIGHT!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * AND IF THAT'S NOT ENOUGH FOR
YOU, WE HAVE MUSIC AND TALK FROM ELVIS COSTELLO, TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* THAT'S RIGHT, MADONNA AND ELVIS COSTELLO
I'VE GOT TO SAY, GOING TO THE ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME IS NICE, BUT IT'S EVEN NICER WHEN
IT COMES TO YOU. I MEAN, ISN'T THAT AMAZING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WOW. WELL, GUYS, THE BIG NEWS RIGHT NOW IS THAT TODAY, WHILE BEING
QUESTIONED BY THE NEW YORK ATTORNEY GENERAL, FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP CHOSE TO PLEAD
THE FIFTH JUST TWO DAYS AFTER THE FBI SEARCHED MAR-A-LAGO. AND THE BIG NEWS ON OUR SHOW,
IS THAT MDONNA IS ON THE SHOW SO, I -- [ CHEERS ]
I WANTED TO USE ONE STORY TO HELP BREAK DOWN THE OTHER. THIS IS "HEADLINE PLAYLIST,
MADONNA EDITION.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
* HEADLIN HEADLINE PLAYLIST * >> Jimmy: SO, WHEN IT COMES TO
LEGAL TROUBLE, TRUMP'S NOT EXACTLY "LIKE A VIRGIN." [ LAUGHTER ]
HE'S BEEN ACCUSED OF TAKING CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS, WHICH ISN'T EVEN "BORDERLINE" LEGAL.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SO, ON MONDAY, MERRICK GARLAND SAID, "GIVE IT 2 ME," AND
WITHOUT EVEN "4 MINUTES" WARNING, HE HAD THE FBI "GET TOGETHER" AND RAID TRUMP'S SAFE
AT MAR-A-LAGO. AGENTS WERE LIKE, "WHERE'S THE 'MATERIAL, GIRL'?"
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THEN IN A DEPOSITION TODAY, THE
NEW YORK ATTORNEY GENERAL'S OFFICE GOT "INTO THE GROOVE" AND WAS LIKE, "OPEN YOUR HEART"
AND "EXPRESS YOURSELF. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TO WHICH, TRUMP WAS LIKE, "PAPA
DON'T PREACH." AND EN"VOGUE"ED THE FIFTH AMENDMENT.
NOW, SOUNDS LIKE IN EITHER CASE, HE'LL HAVE TO FACE THE "MUSIC," OR HIS ASSETS WILL BE
"FROZEN," AND HE'LL BE SENT OFF ON A NICE LONG "HOLIDAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THIS HAS BEEN "HEADLINE PLAYLIST, MADONNA EDITION. * HEADLIN
HEADLINE PLAYLIST * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT TODAY, THE NEW YORK ATTORNEY GENERAL CALLED TRUMP TO ANSWER
QUESTIONS UNDER OATH ABOUT HIS BUSINESS DEALINGS, BUT HE DECIDED TO PLEAD THE FIFTH
TRUMP WAS LIKE, "I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING SELF-INCRIMINATING. THAT'S WHAT MY RALLIES ARE
FOR. [ LAUGHTER ] IN THE PAST, TRUMP HAS SAID
THAT ONLY GUILTY PEOPLE AND MOBSTERS PLEAD THE FIFTH TO WHICH THE FBI SAID, "SO,
WHICH ONE ARE YOU? [ LAUGHTER ] AND GET THIS, APPARENTLY THE
SEARCH WARRANT FOR MAR-A-LAGO WAS BASED ON INFORMATION FROM A CONFIDENTIAL SOURCE WHO
REVEALED WHAT CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS TRUMP STILL HAD, AND WHERE HE WAS KEEPING THEM.
[ AUDIENCE OOHS RIGHT NOW, RUDY GIULIANI'S THINKING, "OH, CRAP, DID I BUTT
DIAL THE FBI AGAIN [ LAUGHTER ] OH, THIS -- THIS KEEPS
HAPPENING TO ME. YEP, NO ONE KNOWS WHO IT IS. BUT, ERIC JUST STARTED WEARING
A PIN THAT SAYS "FBI'S LITTLE HELPER." [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, TRUMP'S HAVING A ROUGH WEEK ON TOP OF THE INVESTIGATION
INTO HIS BUSINESS AND THE FBI SHOWING UP AT MAR-A-LAGO, A FEDERAL COURT JUST RULED THAT
HE HAS TO HAND OVER HIS TAX RETURNS TO CONGRESS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AMERICANS ARE LIKE, "HIS TAXES GOD, THAT WAS LIKE, TEN SCANDALS AGO
[ LAUGHTER ] KEEP UP WITH THE --" AT THIS POINT, THERE ARE MORE
TRUMP INVESTIGATIONS THAN THERE ARE STREAMING PLATFORMS. [ LAUGHTER ]
DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? YESTERDAY, RUDY GIULIANI WAS SUPPOSED TO TESTIFY IN COURT
BUT GOT A DOCTOR'S NOTE THAT SAID HE WASN'T CLEARED FOR AIR TRAVEL
[ LAUGHTER ] SO, THE JUDGE AGREED TO DELAY HIS TESTIMONY UNTIL NEXT WEEK,
BUT TOLD RUDY THAT HE MUST BE THERE WHETHER HE HAS TO TRAVEL ON A TRAIN, ON A BUS, OR UBER,
OR WHATEVER. [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN THEY HEARD, EVERY UBER
DRIVER WAS LIKE, "PLEASE CHOOSE TRAIN OR BUS, PLEASE CHOOSE TRAIN OR BUS, PLEASE CHOOSE
TRAIN OR BUS." [ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, I READ THAT AHEAD OF THIS
YEAR'S MIDTERMS, DEMOCRATS ARE WORKING WITH INFLUENCERS AND TIKTOK CREATORS TO REACH VOTERS
WITH PARTY-SPONSORED CONTENT YEP. SOUNDS LIKE FUN UNTIL YOU SEE
NANCY PELOSI SMACK CHUCK SCHUMER IN THE FACE WITH A TORTILLA
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, WAY TO RUIN THE TIKTOK CHALLENGE.
YEAH I SAW THAT CYBER SECURITY EXPERTS ARE WARNING THAT
NORTH KOREA IS BECOMING MORE ADVANCED AT HACKING PEOPLE AND STEALING THEIR CRYPTOCURRENCY.
YEP, PEOPLE WHO OWN BITCOIN RIGHT NOW ARE LIKE, "PLEASE TAKE IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] SO IF YOU LOST A BUNCH OF CRYPTO, IT WAS EITHER
NORTH KOREAN HACKERS OR SIMPLY JUST BECAUSE YOU PUT YOUR MONEY IN CRYPTO.
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THIS. THERE'S A NEW DRINK ON THE
MARKET THAT COMBINES TWO VERY DIFFERENT THINGS CHECK THIS OUT
IT'S THE WORLD'S FIRST ALCOHOL SPIKED PROTEIN DRINK THE CREATOR SAYS HE GOT THE
IDEA ONCE HE REALIZED THAT HE AND HIS FRIENDS WOULD GO WORKOUT, THEN THEY'D USUALLY
DRINK IMMEDIATELY AFTER. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S THE PERFECT
DRINK FOR WHEN YOU NEED A BURST OF ENERGY TO GET THROUGH YOUR INTERVENTION
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING THAT'S RIGHT
PROTEIN AND BEER I GIVE IT ONE WEEK 'TIL THIS DRINK IS ELECTED MAYOR OF THE
JERSEY SHORE [ LAUGHTER ] JUST ONE -- ONE WEEK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * [ AIRHORN
OH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: SNOOKI
>> Jimmy: MEANWHILE, TODAY, A TRUCK IN KENTUCKY THAT WAS HAULING BUD LIGHT CRASHED AND
SPILLED THOUSANDS OF CANS EVERYWHERE TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> Steve: WHOA [ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Jimmy: NOW, I ONLY SWAM IN
IT ONCE, BUT THAT'S PRETTY MUCH WHAT POST MALONE'S POOL LOOKS LIKE
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH IF THAT -- THAT WAS BREAKING
NEWS, BY THE WAY BUT IF THAT HAPPENED TO BE BUD LIGHT LIME, NO ONE WOULD HAVE
REPORTED IT. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
FINALLY, AS I MENTIONED EARLIER, OUR GUEST TONIGHT IS THE ONE AND ONLY, MADONNA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SHE'S HERE TONIGHT WE LOVE HER.
WE NEVER KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT BUT I DO -- WE LOVE HER SO
MUCH SHE HAS AN ALBUM OUT AUGUST 19th CALLED "FINALLY ENOUGH
LOVE: 50 NUMBER ONES." YEAH, 50 NUMBER ONES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
50 WELL, EARLIER TODAY, MADONNA AND I STEPPED INTO "THE TONIGHT
SHOW" MUSIC ROOM WITH THE ROOTS. WE GRABBED SOME CLASSROOM
INSTRUMENTS AND DID OUR OWN VERSION OF ONE OF THOSE ICONIC NUMBER ONE SONGS
AND YOU KNOW, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THAT WE'VE DONE CLASSROOM INSTRUMENTS SINCE THE PANDEMIC
STARTED, AND I COULDN'T THINK OF A BETTER PERSON TO BRING IT BACK WITH.
SO, HERE IS ME, THE ROOTS, AND MADONNA PERFORMING "MUSIC.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: HEY, MISTER DJ PUT A RECORD ON. I WANNA DANCE WITH MY BABY
* >> ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR * HEY MISTER DJ
PUT A RECORD O I WANNA DANCE WITH MY BABY * * AND WHEN THE MUSIC STARTS
I NEVER WANT TO STOP IT'S GONNA DRIVE ME CRAZY * * MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC
MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC * * MUSIC MAKES THE PEOPLE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME TOGETHER YEAH * * MUSIC
MAKES THE BOURGEOISI AND THE REBEL * * DON'T THINK OF YESTERDA
AND I DON'T LOOK AT THE CLOC I LIKE TO BOOGIE-WOOGI UH-UH *
* IT'S LIKE RIDIN ON THE WIN AND IT NEVER GOES AWAY
TOUCHES EVERYTHING I'M IN * * GOT TO HAVE IT EVERYDAY MUSIC MUSI
TWO-THREE BREA MUSIC * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* MUSIC MAKES THE PEOPLE MAKES THE PEOPLE
COME TOGETHER * * TOGETHE YEAH
MUSIC * * MUSIC
MAKES THE BOURGEOISI AND THE REBEL * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO MADONNA STICK AROUND
WE'RE TALKING TO MADONNA AFTER THE BREAK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> IDIOT >> Jimmy: ICON
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YES, YES!
>> Jimmy: YES! WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY! WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU
TONIGHT. HIS NEW ALBUM "THE RESURRECTION OF RUST" IS AVAILABLE NOW.
THIS IS HIS BAND, I THINK FROM HIGH SCHOOL, WE'LL BE TALKING TO
ELVIS COSTELLO IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND HE RELEASED HIS BRAND-NEW
ALBUM. IT'S REALLY GOOD WE'RE GOING TO TALK TO HIM
BEFORE HE PERFORMS WITH HIS BAND RUSTY LATER IN THE SHOW, ELVIS COSTELLO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT FIRST, SHE IS ONE OF THE MOST LEGENDARY ARTISTS AND
PERFORMERS OF ALL TIME SHE HAS SOLD OVER 300 MILLION RECORDS WORLDWIDE, MAKING HER
THE BEST-SELLING FEMALE ARTIST IN THE WORLD [ DRUM ROLL
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HER ALBUM, "FINALLY ENOUGH LOVE: 50 NUMBER ONES" IS OUT
AUGUST 19th. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME MADONNA!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: YES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> TWO THINGS BEFORE WE GET
INTO, LIKE, THE MEAT AND POTATOES OF OUR HISTORICAL - NO, I'M NOT GOING TO CAUSE ANY
PROBLEMS [ LAUGHTER ] NOT THIS TIME.
>> Jimmy: NO, I THINK YOU ARE. >> I SOLD OVER 400 MILLION SO, YOU CORRECT YOURSELF
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY. >> OKAY, AND THE OTHER THING IS, I JUST GOT THESE NEW
GRILLS, AND IF I START LISPING, WILL YOU TELL ME [ LAUGHTER ]
I'LL TAKE THE BOTTOMS OUT. >> Jimmy: OH, THEY'RE BEATUIFUL.
>> YOU LIKE THEM >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DO LOVE THEM A LOT.
>> I DESIGNED THEM >> Jimmy: YOU DESIGNED THEM? >> MM-HMM.
YOU LIKE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: CAN I SEE THEM
YEAH, IF YOU START - >> THEY'RE MY BIRTHDAY GRILLS. IT'S ALMOST MY BIRTHDAY, SO I
GOT MYSELF A PAIR OF GRILLS. >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU GET FOR THE GIRL WHO HAS EVERYTHING?
>> GRILLS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: GRILLS
YEAH THANK YOU FOR DOING CLASSROOM INSTRUMENTS.
I WANT TO GET INTO THIS. THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS I WANT TO GET INTO.
>> ANY EXCUSE TO GET NEXT TO YOU. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS ] THIS INTERVIEW IS GOING TO BE ALL ABOUT FLIRTATION AND
SEDUCTION. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, IT'S ABOUT "FINALLY ENOUGH LOVE." >> BUT THAT'S WHAT I MEAN.
"FINALLY ENOUGH LOVE." THAT'S LIKE A SEGUE INTO THE TITLE OF MY RECORD
>> Jimmy: SEE, YOU'RE A PRO. >> I'M THINKING ABOUT [ BLEEP ], JIMMY
>> Jimmy: WOULD YOU EVER -- COULD YOU EVER - WOULD YOU EVER HOST THIS SHOW
IF I WAS SICK OR SOMETHING >> GOD FORBID. IF YOU WERE SICK, AND EVEN IF
YOU WEREN'T SICK, I WOULD HOST THE SHOW I THINK MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE
A BREAK FOR A WEEK [ LAUGHTER ] WOULD YOU GUYS LIKE IT IF I
CAME AND HOSTED THE SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: DON'T CLAP THAT LOUD
DON'T CLAP THAT LOUD >> WE COULD HAVE FUN >> Jimmy: YEAH
WE ALWAYS HAVE FUN >> NO, BUT WE COULD HAVE MORE FUN WITHOUT YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD >> YOU'RE LIKE THE DAD THAT WE
CAN'T HAVE FUN WITH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: 50 NUMBER ONES, BY
THE WAY. MAN, OH, MAN, THAT IS A LOT. >> IT IS
IT'S A WHOLE LOT OF DANCING. >> Jimmy: IT IS A LOT OF DANCING.
>> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU FIRST HEARD PEOPLE DANCING TO YOUR MUSIC,
DID THAT FLIP YOU OUT? DID YOU TRIP OUT >> YEAH.
THE FIRST TIME, I WAS ALWAYS GOING TO A CLUB CALLED DANCETERIA, I DON'T KNOW IF
ANYBOY'S EVER HAS HEARD OF THAT [ APPLAUSE ]
>> BACK IN THE DINOSAUR AGE OF THE '80s AND YEAH, I WOULD TAKE MY TAPES
TO THE DEEJAYS AND DRIVE THEM ALL CRAZY. I WAS RELENTLESS
AND THEY WOULD SEE ME AND RUN. BECAUSE I JUST WANTED THEM TO PLAY MY CASSETTE
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO, I FOUND THIS ONE DEEJAY WHO, THOUGHT I WAS CUTE --
AND HE'S DEAD NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: REST IN PEACE.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU COULD HAVE LEFT THAT OUT OF THE STORY.
YEAH >> BUT PRETTY MUCH EVERYBODY FROM THAT TIME IS DEAD NOW
BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY ANY WHO. >> Jimmy: WHEN DO YOU WANT TO
START HOSTING? [ LAUGHTER ] WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.
THIS IS THE TYPE OF HUMOR YOU'RE GOING TO BRING, AMERICA WILL LOVE IT
[ LAUGHTER ] UNBELIEVABLE >> LISTEN.
WE'RE LIVING IN DARK TIMES I'M GOING TO BRING LEVITY TO THESE PEOPLE
>> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT THAT'S WHAT WE WANT. >> OKAY, BUT WAIT.
[ CHEERS ] I WANT TO TELL YOU WHEN I FINALLY GOT THIS GUY,
MARK CAMIS TO PLAY MY CASSETTE, IT'S A SONG CALLED "EVERYBODY. IT'S ON HIS RECORD
AND I SWEAR TO GOD, I HAD TO PROMISE EVERYTHING TO HIM TO GET IT PLAYED.
AND WHEN HE PLAYED IT, EVERYBODY GOT UP AND STARTED DANCING TO IT AND IT BLEW MY
MIND I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, LIKE THAT WAS EVERYTHING TO ME
>> Jimmy: DID YOU THINK FOR A SECOND, OH, WHAT IF THEY DON'T DANCE?
WHAT IF EVERYONE'S LIKE, "THIS IS TERRIBLE? >> THAT NEVER ENTERED MY -
MY - >> Jimmy: MADONNA BRAND. >> MY CABEZA
>> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. YEAH, CABEZA >> THAT'S SPANISH, BY THE WAY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THANK YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] I'M LEARNING SO MUCH FROM YOU.
UNBELIEVABLE YOU KNOW, I WAS LOOKING AT THIS
IT ALSO COMES WITH, IF YOU GET THIS PACKAGE, IT COMES WITH ALL THESE GREAT LINER NOTES AND ALL
THESE STORIES BEHIND STUFF "LIKE A VIRGIN," BY THE WAY, WHEN YOU RELEASED THAT, IT
WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR FIRST -- THAT WASN'T YOUR FIRST SINGLE
>> NO. >> Jimmy: NILE RODGERS WANTED IT TO BE "MATERIAL GIRL.
>> HE DID. AND YEAH, SOMEHOW "LIKE A VIRGIN" ENDED UP BEING
THOSE WERE THE DAYS I HAD NO SAY IN ANYTHING. CAN YOU IMAGINE THOSE DAYS EVEN
EXISTING [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO
BUT I'VE NEVER DEALT WITH YOU NOT GETTING WHAT YOU WANT. >> I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY CHOSE
"LIKE A VIRGIN," BECAUSE I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, IT WAS QUITE CONTROVERSIAL.
BUT IT TURNED OUT THE CONTROVERSIAL THING WASN'T THE SONG ITSELF, IT WAS MY
PERFORMANCE ON THE MTV AWARDS, THE FIRST MTV AWARDS THAT EVER GOT SHOT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DID YOU SEE THAT >> Jimmy: OF COURSE I SAW THAT
>> I DID THAT SHOW AND I WALKED DOWN THE VERY STEEP STAIRS OF THE WEDDING CAKE AND I GOT TO
THE BOTTOM AND I STARTED DANCING AROUND IN MY WHITE STILETTO PUMPS FELL OFF.
AND I WAS TRYING TO DO THIS SMOOTH MOVE LIKE, DIVE FOR THE SHOE AND LOOK LIKE IT WAS
CHOREOGRAPHY >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND MY DRESS FLIPPED UP AND
MY BUTT WAS SHOWING. [ LAUGHTER ] CAN YOU IMAGINE.
>> Jimmy: OH MY GOD. >> THOSE WERE THE DAYS WHEN YOU SHOULDN'T SHOW YOUR BUTT TO
HAVE A CAREER. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> NOW IT'S THE OPPOSITE
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT - >> Jimmy: YOU DID IT
>> NO, BUT IT HAPPENED BY ACCIDENT AND WHEN I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW MY
BUTT WAS SHOWING IT WASN'T EVEN LIKE THE WHOLE BUTT
IT WAS JUST LIKE A BUTT CHEEK, LIKE HALF A BUTT CHEEK >> Jimmy: ENOUGH BUTT TO CAUSE
A CONTROVERSY. >> YEAH, WHEN I WENT BACKSTAGE, MY MANAGER TOLD ME MY CAREER IS
OVER WITH. >> Jimmy: WOW. >> I FEEL LIKE I'M LISPING
RIGHT NOW. >> Jimmy: NO >> AM I LISPING?
>> Jimmy: NO, I'M USED TO THIS >> YOU TELL ME TELL ME THE TRUTH.
>> Jimmy: NO, IF YOU - >> YOU'RE USED TO PEOPLE LISPING ON YOUR SHOW
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, I USED TO -- >> YOU'RE USED TO ME LISPING
>> Jimmy: THIS IS NOT LISPING, BUT IT IS, NOW AND THEN, YOU DO THIS
>> DO I HAVE A LISP. >> Jimmy: BUT I'M USED TO IT AND NOW I KIND OF LIKE IT.
>> I'M TAKING IT OUT >> Jimmy: NO DON'T NO, NO, LEAVE IT IN.
IT LOOKS COOL. >> I CAN TAKE THE BOTTOM ONE OUT.
>> Jimmy: NO I LIKE IT LEAVE IT ALL IN. IT ALL SOUNDS GOOD
I DON'T WANT ANY - >> PEOPLE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY GRILLS.
I DON'T KNOW WHY >> Jimmy: WHY? >> I DON'T KNOW.
>> Jimmy: YOU'VE BEEN WEARING THEM FOR A WHILE SINCE I'VE KNOWN YOU.
>> DECADES >> Jimmy: YEAH AND WHAT GOT YOU INTO THAT
>> I JUST LIKE THE WAY IT LOOKS. MOUTH JEWELRY.
AND I HAVE REALLY UGLY TEETH >> Jimmy: YOU DO >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK YOU DO >> DON'T AGREE WITH ME [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NO, I MEAN - NO, NO, I MEANT TO SAY NO, I WASN'T -
[ RIM SHOT ] NO, NO, IT WAS A QUESTION. IT WAS A QUESTION SAY, "YOU
DO?" OH, MY GOD [ LAUGHTER ]
IT WAS A QUESTION LIKE, "OH, YOU DO?" YOU DO, BECAUSE I THINK YOU
HAVE - >> YES IT'S ALL IN THE DELIVERY
>> Jimmy: I LOVE YOUR TEETH. >> SEE, WHEN I HOST THE SHOW I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE MY
GUESTS FEEL REALLY COMFORTABLE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD
I DON'T THINK YOU WILL DO THAT EVER >> AND ALSO GOOD ABOUT -
I'M NOT GOING TO SHAME THEM. >> Jimmy: YOU'VE NEVER MADE ME FEEL COMFORTABLE ONE TIME
YOU'VE BEEN HERE >> I'VE NEVER MADE YOU FEEL [ BLEEP ].
>> Jimmy: NOT ONE TIME YOU'VE NEVER MADE ME FEEL COMFORTABLE [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU LIKE THE WAY I SAY COMFORTABLE? >> I'M CRACKING MYSELF UP.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WAS THERE EVER A A TIME -
>> I SAID [ BLEEP >> Jimmy: YEAH, COMFORTABLE. IF YOU, WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT?
[ LAUGHTER ] DO WE HAVE TO BLEEP THAT OUT NOW?
>> NO. >> Jimmy: WE MIGHT HAVE TO I THINK YOU JUST INVENTED A NEW
WORD CAN YOU SAY -- >> COMFORTABLE
>> Jimmy: WELL, YOU JUST SAID A DIFFERENT WORD [ LAUGHTER ]
>> [ BLEEP ] >> Jimmy: STOP SAYING THAT >> YOU PUT THE [ BLEEP ] IN
COUNTRY. [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S STAY ON TRACK.
>> Jimmy: THAT IS NOT A SONG BY THE WAY. >> LET'S TALK ABOUT MUSIC.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, LET'S TALK ABOUT MUSIC. I DO WANT TO ASK YOU THIS,
SERIOUS QUESTION IF MADONNA WASN'T MADONNA, WAS THERE ANY MOMENT WHERE YOU WERE
LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT? THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY IS NOT FOR ME, I'M GOING TO BLANK
WHAT WOULD YOU DO? >> I'M GOING TO BLANK. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
GEEZ LOUISE. I DON'T KNOW I THINK I WOULD PROBABLY BE
A SCHOOL TEACHER >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? >> YEAH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I CAN SEE YOU DOING THAT
>> I HAVE A VERY POPULAR CLASS IT WOULD BE CONTROVERSIAL. [ LAUGHTER ]
IT WOULD BE CHALLENGING. I WOULD PROBABLY END UP IN JAIL
>> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE YOU WOULD. YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] [ BLEEP WE HAVE ELVIS COSTELLO ON THE
SHOW TONIGHT ALONG WITH YOU. AND I WAS SAYING TO YOU -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AS I WAS TALKING TO YOU, WE WERE DOING THE GREAT BIT, THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT
I SAID "ELVIS COSTELLO IS ON THE SHOW." YOU SAID, "YOU KNOW, I PRACTICE
MY DRUMMING TO ELVIS' RECORDS. >> THAT IS CORRECT WHEN I FIRST, WHEN I DECIDED TO
BE A SINGER, I MOVED TO A SYNAGOGUE IN QUEENS BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU DO
NO, IT WAS A, IT WAS WHERE THIS BAND LIVED IT WAS OBVIOUSLY NOT AN ACTIVE
SYNAGOGUE. AND THEY PRACTICED IN THE SYNAGOGUE.
AND I WAS DATING ONE OF THE SINGERS IN THE BAND. AND THEY HAD ALL THEIR
EQUIPMENT IN THE BASEMENT. I THOUGHT, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO ALL DAY
I MIGHT AS WELL JUST LEARN TO PLAY AN INSTRUMENT OR SOMETHING, RIGHT
SO I STARTED TO PLAY THE DRUMS AND I FOUND SOME ELVIS COSTELLO RECORDS.
AND THAT'S HOW I LEARNED TO PLAY THE DRUMS - >> Jimmy: NO WAY
>> -- TO HIS MUSIC. >> Jimmy: AND HERE WE ARE TONIGHT.
>> AND I BECAME A DAMN GOOD DRUMMER, BUT PLEASE DON'T ASK ME TO PLAY THE DRUMS
I DON'T WANT TO MAKE YOU FEEL BAD. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NO, I'M REALLY A GOOD DRUMMER, BUT THE THING IS, I HAVEN'T
PRACTICED AND THESE ARE NOT GOOD DRUMMING SHOES. BUT ONE DAY, LET'S HAVE A SHOW
DOWN, THROW DOWN >> Jimmy: YEAH, REALLY >> HOE DOWN.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET INTO THAT. MORE WITH MADONNA WHEN WE COME
BACK, EVERYBODY. WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: INTO THE GROOVE, IS THAT YOUR --
>> THAT'S MY -- THAT'S THE ONE THAT'S THE ONE FOR ME. I MEAN, THERE'S SO MANY GOOD
ONES >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I MEAN 5O, 50 NUMBER ONES
>> Jimmy: THAT'S INSANE. >> I MEAN, I GOT 600 SONGS IN MY CATALOGUE
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WE'RE TALKING TO MADONNA, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HER ALBUM "FINALLY ENOUGH LOVE: 50 NUMBER ONES" IS OUT AUGUST
19th HOW IS THE -- HOW IS THE FAMILY, BY THE WAY
HOW IS MY MAN, DAVE? >> YOUR MAN, DAVE, IS ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW?
HE'S A -- FIRST OF ALL, HE'S A A HUGE FAN OF YOURS. >> Jimmy: I LOVE HIM
I'M A FAN OF DAVE. >> HE'S SO JEALOUS THAT I'M SITTING NEXT TO YOU RIGHT NOW.
I THINK HE WAS GOING TO COME HERE TONIGHT BUT HE HAD A BOXING LESSON TODAY.
>> Jimmy: BOXING - >> DAVE, ARE YOU HERE? NO, HE'S NOT HERE.
>> Jimmy: NO, HE'S NOT HERE. [ LAUGHTER ] DAVID?
>> DAVID >> Jimmy: DAVE TELL HIM I SAID HI
WILL YOU, PLEASE >> YOU KNOW HE MAKES MUSIC NOW, TOO.
HE'S GOING TO END UP BEING ONE OF YOUR GUESTS >> Jimmy: HE IS, RIGHT
HE'S GOT SOMETHING HE'S GOT IT. >> SOMETHING
>> Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S GOT IT. HE'S GOT MAGIC HE'S FUNNY
HE'S CHARMING. HE'S ATHLETIC. HE'S A GOOD-LOOKING DUDE
>> HE CAN PUT ON ANY OUTFIT AND LOOK SWAG AS, YOU KNOW - >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> -- IT'S REALLY IRRITATING >> Jimmy: DOES HE EVER GIVE YOU FEEDBACK
>> HE WEARS MY CLOTHES AND LOOKS BETTER IN THEM >> Jimmy: HOW DOES HE --
>> HE CAN EVEN WEAR A DRESS AND LOOK BUTCH SPEAKING OF BUTCH.
I GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU. >> Jimmy: WHAT >> IT'S A LITTLE HANDBAG AND IT
SAYS BUTCH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: FOR REAL
>> YEAH, PUT IT ON >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS - >> YOU GOT TO PUT IT AROUND --
PUT IT AROUND YOUR NECK. >> Jimmy: LET ME JUST SEE IT THIS IS --
>> LET ME JUST SHOW YOU HOW TO DO IT. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I HAVE ONE
OF THESE ALREADY >> DO YOU? >> Jimmy: NO, OF COURSE NOT.
[ LAUGHTER ] OH, MY GOSH. THIS IS --
>> THERE YOU GO. >> Jimmy: THAT'S IT RIGHT THERE.
SHOULD I WEAR THIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YOU GOT SWAG.
>> Jimmy: I THINK THIS IS SO - THIS IS SO COOL. I FOUND LIKE -
>> YOU CAN PUT YOUR COINS IN IT >> Jimmy: YEAH, MY METROCARD
I'LL FOLD UP MY METROCARD. PUT IT IN THERE. GO, "I'M SORRY GUYS.
I'VE GOT TO GET IN THE SUBWAY. >> YEAH, YOU CAN PUT YOUR -- >> Jimmy: WATCH OUT.
BUTCH IS COMING THROUGH. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I LOVE THIS.
I AM HONORED THANK YOU FOR THIS OH, MY GOSH.
I'M GOING TO TREASURE THIS I'LL WEAR THIS ALL THE TIME. YES!
>> YOU'RE LYING. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, THERE'S SO MANY ARTISTS ON THIS THING
I WAS LOOKING THROUGH IT I'M LIKE -- WE KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE
BRITNEY SPEARS IS ON THIS ONE. TIMBERLAKE NICKI MINAJ.
ARE THERE ANY -- >> NILE ROGERS >> Jimmy: NILE ROGERS, OF
COURSE THE ONE AND ONLY ARE THERE ANY PEOPLE YOU GO
LIKE, "I THINK EVENTUALLY I WANT TO DO SOMETHING WITH THEM," THAT YOU HAVEN'T AND
WANT TO. >> I MEAN, THERE'S ONE ARTIST THAT I WORSHIP MORE THAN
ANYTHING AND I WOULD LOVE TO COLLABORATE WITH HIM THAT'S KENDRICK LAMAR.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HIS NEW RECORD IS -- HIS NEW RECORD IS, LIKE, HISTORY
MAKING >> Jimmy: IT IS UNBELIEVABLE, RIGHT?
>> MIND BOGGINGLY BRILLIANT, YES. IT'S INSANE.
HAVE YOU HAD HIM ON YOUR SHOW YET? >> Jimmy: YEAH
HE IS MIND BOGGLING. HE'S BRILLIANT >> SO TALENTED
>> Jimmy: YOU -- YOU BROUGHT UP SOMETHING WHEN WE WERE DOING OUR BIT THAT YOU SAID YOU WANT
TO DO THIS AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU STILL WANT TO DO THIS.
>> WHAT? HOST YOUR SHOW >> Jimmy: NO
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO PLAY THIS THING WITH ME WHERE WE --
>> YEAH, I WANT TO I WANT TO PLAY ALL KINDS OF GAMES WITH YOU
BUT FOR NOW -- I TOLD YOU, SEDUCTION. >> Jimmy: BUT YOU HAVE -
>> OKAY, FINALLY ENOUGH LOVE >> Jimmy: -- THIS IS EVERY LETTER OF THE ALPHABET ON THESE
CARDS. OKAY AND YOU -- YOU WANTED --
>> THAT'S 26 HE DIDN'T KNOW IT AT THE TIME. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I KNEW IT WAS IN THE 20s. BUT YOU WANTED ME TO SHUFFLE
THIS AROUND. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND THEN WE'LL PICK
ONE AND JUST SAY THE FIRST WORD THAT COMES TO OUR MIND AND ANALYZE EACH OTHER
>> YEAH, WELL, THIS IS HOW WE GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER AND ALSO THE AUDIENCE CAN GET TO KNOW
ONE -- YOU KNOW, YOU, MORE IMPORTANTLY.
THEY ALREADY KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ME >> Jimmy: I THINK THIS IS
A GOOD IDEA. >> BUT HAVE YOU SHUFFLED THEM? >> Jimmy: NO
>> I THINK WE SHOULD OH, NO, WE SHOULDN'T >> Jimmy: I WILL SHUFFLE THEM.
>> SO, SHOULD WE - BUT I NEED TO TAKE 13 FOR MYSELF
1, 2, 3, 4 - >> Jimmy: I'M NOT DOING 13 LETTERS OF THE ALPHABET.
THE SHOW IS ONLY AN HOUR LONG. >> MAKE IT LONG. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I'M NOT MAKING THE SHOW LONGER. >> WHY NOT
>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW >> IT SHOULD BE. IT'S FUN
I'M FUN. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU ARE MORE THAN
FUN. ALL RIGHT, WHO GOES FIRST? >> OKAY, THIS IS A
A PSYCHOANALYTIC GAME. AND SO, WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO IS TURN THE CARD OVER AND I'LL
GO FIRST AND WHATEVER COMES TO MY MIND, I'M GOING TO SAY THE WORD.
I'M JUST GOING TO BLURT IT RIGHT OUT. >> Jimmy: OKAY
AND THEN - >> SO, BE BRAVE. >> Jimmy: YES.
>> DON'T CENSOR YOURSELF [ LAUGHTER ] AND I'M NOT GOING TO EITHER.
>> Jimmy: GO >> FOR ONCE. >> Jimmy: OKAY
>> OH, MY GOD. I GOT A P. [ BLEEP
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I KNEW THAT WAS GOING TO
HAPPEN >> Jimmy: WHAT IN THE WORLD? OUT OF ALL THE LETTERS OF THE
ALPHABET >> YEAH, BUT - >> Jimmy: HOW IN THE WORLD -
>> THE UNIVERSE WANTED ME TO JUST GET THAT LETTER YOUR TURN.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS INSANE, BY THE WAY. JIMMY.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE MY FAVORITE SONG ON THE TRUE -- THE "TRUE BLUE" ALBUM.
>> YOU THINK THAT'S ABOUT YOU, DON'T YOU? >> Jimmy: JIMMY, JIMMY IS ABOUT
ME, YEAH THAT'S BIZARRE BY THE WAY. WE JUST PICKED
>> YOU GET THE SAFE LETTERS. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> OKAY.
I'M NEXT REVOLTING. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHAT'S REVOLTING >> IGNORANCE >> Jimmy: YEAH
[ APPLAUSE ] >> THINK ABOUT IT. I JUST WENT DEEP
I WENT THERE I LIKE THAT SOUND. [ LAUGHTER ]
GO FOR IT. >> Jimmy: I MEAN, IF I DON'T SAY XYLOPHONE, I'M GOING TO SAY
"MADAME X. >> OH, GOD >> Jimmy: WHAT ELSE AM I GOING
TO SAY >> X-RATED >> Jimmy: YEAH
OF COURSE, I WENT TO XYLOPHONE THAT'S WHY WE -- [ LAUGHTER ]
>> THAT'S WHY YOU GET PAID THE MEDIUM BUCKS >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHY YOU GET
PAID THE BIG -- THE MEDIUM BUCKS. [ LAUGHTER ]
I'M STEALING THAT'S FUNNY ALL RIGHT, GO.
>> HOE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT IN THE WORLD IS
GOING ON >> GOD KEEPS GIVING ME THESE PROVOCATIVE LETTERS.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE >> YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE.
>> Jimmy: I SWEAR I'M NOT. THIS IS ALL RANDOM LOOK AT ALL THESE.
THESE ARE ALL RANDOM LETTERS I'M NOT DOING THIS ON PURPOSE. >> HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW
YOU'RE DAVID BLAINE. >> Jimmy: LET'S JUST DO THE -- LET'S DO THE LAST ONE.
>> WELL, YOU DIDN'T SAY THE -- WHAT COMES TO MIND >> Jimmy: ONE AND ONLY,
MADONNA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
THINK OF ANOTHER ONE MOM? MOMMY?
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU WANT ME TO BREAK DOWN --
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND TALK >> CRY
>> Jimmy: AND TALK ABOUT MY CHILDHOOD. [ LAUGHTER ]
I PROMISED MYSELF I WOULDN'T DO IT NO HERE.
ALL RIGHT, READY >> WAIT, IS THIS THE LAST ONE? >> Jimmy: WHY DON'T WE DO ONE
AND WE BOTH SAY THE SAME WORD AT THE SAME TIME NO MATTER WHAT IT IS
>> OKAY. ALL RIGHT. OH, WHAT
>> Jimmy: ZEBRA. WAIT, Z? ZELDA.
>> XYLOPHONE [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S THE WORST LETTER.
>> Jimmy: IT'S THE WORST LETTER >> IT SHOULD BE AT THE END
>> Jimmy: READY? >> YES WET.
>> Jimmy: WINNER OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
* >> [ BLEEP ] HAPPENS I'M SORRY.
TEMPTATIONS. >> Jimmy: TATTLE TALE. OKAY
[ LAUGHTER ] MINE WORDS ARE BETTER THAN YOURS.
>> Jimmy: THEY ARE >> YOU'RE SO PG. IDIOT.
>> Jimmy: ICON [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> YES, YES.
>> Jimmy: MADONNA, EVERYBODY "FINALLY ENOUGH LOVE: 50 NUMBER ONES" IS AVAILABLE AUGUST 19th
ELVIS COSTELLO JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS
A GRAMMY AWARD WINNER AND A MEMBER OF THE SONG WRITERS' HALL OF FAME
THIS IS HIS NEW ALBUM CALLED "THE RESURRECTION OF RUST," WHICH IS AVAILABLE NOW
PLEASE WELCOME ELVIS COSTELLO!
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: COME ON. YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT. THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT
COME ON. THAT'S ELVIS WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW,
ELVIS COSTELLO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT. WELCOME BACK
>> YOU'RE HAVING QUITE A NIGHT ALREADY. >> Jimmy: WE ALREADY HAVE --
RIGHT? I MEAN - >> I'VE BEEN ON STAGE ALL WEEK
AND I HAVEN'T HEARD MY NAME SO MUCH >> Jimmy: HOW ABOUT THAT
MADONNA -- >> I KNOW. THAT IS FANTASTIC.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU EVER HEAR THAT >> PETE THOMAS IS BACKSTAGE,
AND HE SAID HE'S PROMISED US FREE LESSONS >> Jimmy: OH, WOW.
THERE YOU GO >> A REFRESHER COURSE. AND THEN, WE CAN HAVE THE
STANDOFF HERE. I THINK WE CAN DO "INTO THE GROOVE" AND "THE PUMP IT UP.
I THINK THAT'S WHAT -- YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IS "INTO THE GROOVE,"
IS THAT YOUR MADONNA - >> THAT'S MY -- THAT'S THE ONE THAT'S THE ONE FOR ME.
I MEAN, THERE'S SO MANY GOOD ONES I MEAN, 50 NUMBER ONES
>> Jimmy: THAT'S INSANE. >> I'VE GOT 600 SONGS IN MY CATALOG.
AND NONE OF THEM ARE NUMBER ONE. >> Jimmy: WOW.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S ANOTHER RECORD IN ITSELF.
>> YEAH, IT'S A RECORD IN ITSELF >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT REALLY IS
BUT HAVE YOU GUYS EVER HUNG OUT, YOU AND MADONNA >> YOU KNOW, WE DID.
AND HERE'S -- CAN I TELL THIS THING? >> Jimmy: SHE'S PROBABLY IN HER
LIMOSUINE AT THIS POINT. YEAH >> YEAH, I KNOW.
NO, ACTUALLY, HER BROTHER-IN-LAW, JOE HENRY, PRODUCED THE RECORD "THE RIVER
IN REVERSE" THAT I MADE WITH ALLEN TUSCAN A RECORD VERY CLOSE TO MY
HEART. AND HE SAID ONE EVENING, HE SAID, "WE'RE GOING TO DO A SHOW
AT THE VILLAGE VANGUARD. DO YOU WANT TO COME TO THE SHOW?"
AND WE WENT TO THE VILLAGE VANGUARD, WHICH IS REALLY CLOSE TO WHERE WE LIVE HERE IN
NEW YORK >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THE TABLE WAS SET UP FOR
JOE, HIS SISTER-IN-LAW, MY WIFE, DIANA, AND MYSELF. AND WE SAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE
VILLAGE VANGUARD AND JUST ENJOYED THE SHOW IT WAS JUST A FANTASTIC BRIGHT
MISSISSIPPI SHOW AND WHEN THE LIGHTS CAME UP, PEOPLE LOOKED OVER AT THE
TABLE. THERE'S MADONNA TALKING TO MY WIFE, DIANA, AND MYSELF.
AND THE WENT "NAH, COULDN'T BE." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: "THERE'S NO WAY ELVIS COSTELLO --" >> AND WE HAD A LOVELY EVENING
WE HAD A LOVELY EVENING OF GREAT MUSIC. >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO FUN.
THAT'S WILD. I LOVE THE VILLAGE VANGUARD. I MISS IT.
>> IT IS I MEAN, ALL THE PLACES, WE'VE JUST GOT TO GIVE THEM LOTS OF
LOVE AND THAT'S WHAT WE'RE SEEING YOU KNOOW, WE'RE PLAYING PIER
17 TOMORROW NIGHT HERE IN NEW YORK CITY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND IT'S - >> Jimmy: YOU ACTUALLY HAVE IT -
YOU ACTUALLY HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE TONIGHT ON THE
SHOW >> YEAH -- OH, CAN I TELL THEM >> Jimmy: PLEASE TELL THEM
>> YEAH, I'M GOING TO PLAY A A TEN-NIGHT STAND IN NEW YORK CITY NEXT FEBRUARY.
BUT HERE'S THE THING - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M GOING TO PRINT A LIST OF
TEN SONGS A NIGHT THAT'S GOING TO GIVE YOU THE CLUE TO WHAT THAT NIGHT'S GOING TO BE LIKE.
AND THE OTHER TEN SONGS THAT I MIGHT PLAY ARE A SECRET. SO, YOU'LL NEVER HEAR THE SAME
SONG TWICE IT'S GOING TO BE 200 SONGS OVER TEN NIGHTS
>> Jimmy: SO, EVERY SINGLE NIGHT IF YOU WANT TO >> YOU CAN COME.
WE'LL GIVE YOU A SPECIAL PRICE YOU WANT TO COME TEN NIGHTS? YOU WANT TO COME TEN NIGHTS?
>> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> ONE PRICE -- YOU CAN GET
A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PRICE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO COME AT ALL. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WE'LL WORK ON IT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO COME AT ALL, I'LL GIVE YOU 20 BUCKS TO
NOT COME, YEAH >> YEAH. SECOND PRIZE
>> Jimmy: WHERE IS IT? WHERE ARE YOU PERFORMING >> IT'S AT THE GRAMERCY
THEATER. THE GRAMERCY THEATER, IT'S A A BEAUTIFUL THEATER.
>> Jimmy: OH, I LOVE THAT THEATER. >> YES
I PLAYED THERE A FEW YEARS AGO WITH THE IMPOSTERS AND THE IMPOSTERS AND
CHARLIE SAXXON WILL BE WITH ME TOMORROW NIGHT BUT ALSO, WE'VE GOT OUR MATE
NICK LOWE OPENING UP AND THAT'S PRETTY GREAT. [ APPLAUSE ]
NICK LOWE AND THE STRAITJACKETS. SO THAT'S -- WE'RE ON THE ROAD
NOW. BUT -- BUT YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT EXCLUSIVE HERE
YOU SEE THIS HERE PICTURE? CAN YOU SEE THAT AT ALL? >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> SEE THAT? THAT'S ME AT 17 ON NEW YEAR'S DAY OF 1972.
MY FRIEND ALLAN MAYES HERE, MY PARTNER FROM LIVERPOOL, ASKED ME TO JOIN HIS BAND.
AND, YOU KNOW, WE'VE BEEN GOING OUR DIFFERENT WAYS SINCE THEN. WE PLAYED FOR ABOUT A YEAR
TOGETHER AND WE PLAYED -- AND LOOK AT THIS
LOOK, THIS IS HIS SCHOOL EXERCISE BOOK HE KEPT ALL THESE YEARS.
IT LISTS EVERY SHOW WE EVER PLAYED >> Jimmy: CAN I SEE IT
>> YEAH. YOU CAN TOUCH IT YOU CAN PUT THE WHITE GLOVES
ON >> Jimmy: THIS IS REAL EVERY GIG -- THIS IS YOUR GIGS
>> YEAH. GIGS FROM 1971, OPTIMISTICALLY, THERE'S NO OTHER DATE.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND WE'RE HERE TONIGHT >> Jimmy: 2022
>> NOW HERE, I'LL TELL YOU THE STORY. ALLEN RANG ME UP
AND HE SAID, "YOU KNOW, IT WOULD BE 50 YEARS SINCE WE STARTED OUR PARTNERSHIP.
WE WOULD PLAY EVERYWHERE IN LIVERPOOL WHERE THEY WOULD LET US AND A FEW PLACES THEY
WOULDN'T LET US. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> LIKE, WE PLAYED THE CATHOLIC
GIRLS SCHOOL, MARY HELP OF CHRISTIANS, KNOWN LOCALLY AS "MERRY, FEED THE PIGEONS."
AND WE WERE PAID ONLY IN FLIRTIVE GLANCES AND UNFULFILLED PROMISES
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE CONTRACT YOU DID?
>> AND ACTUALLY, THE LEDGER SAYS WE WERE PAID ABSOLUTELY NIL.
AND THAT WAS BETWEEN TWO OF US >> Jimmy: YOU SPLIT ON NIL >> AND ACTUALLY, THE GIG THAT I
PLAYED 50 YEARS AGO TONIGHT IS IN HERE. AND I WAS LATE
AND I STILL GOT PAID HALF. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO
>> Jimmy: BUT THIS IS -- THIS IS ALL THE GIGS AND ALL THE SONGS.
>> ALL THE SONGS AND SO, THERE'S ALL THE SONGS WE DID BY OTHER PEOPLE
WE WROTE A FEW OF OUR OWN TUNES. "THE RESURRECTION OF RUST" IS
A RECORD ALLEN RANG ME UP, AND SAID, "DO YOU WANT TO GET TOGETHER
IT'S BEEN 50 YEARS SINCE WE STARTED PLAYING TOGETHER DO YOU WANT TO MAKE
A CASSETTE?" [ LAUGHTER ] I SAID, "NO.
LET'S MAKE THE RECORD WE WOULD MADE IF THEY LET US WHEN WE WERE 17.
SO, I GO THE IMPOSTERS AND OUR PALS AND WE WENT IN WITH
SEBASTIAN CHRISTIAN. WE MADE THIS HERE RECORD BRAND-NEW, 50th ANNIVERSARY.
AND WE'RE GOING TO PLAY A SONG BY NICK LOWE IN A LITTLE WHILE >> Jimmy: YEAH, I -- I LOVE
"EVERYBODY KNOWS NOWHERE." THAT'S GREAT I LOVE THAT.
BUT I LOVE "MAUREEN AND SAM. IT'S ONE OF MY JAMS. AND "SURRENDER TO THE RHYTHM"
IS MY OTHER BIG JAM. >> WELL, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO PLAY TONIGHT.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY IT TONIGHT >> WE'RE GOING TO PLAY
"SURRENDER TO THE RHYTHM" FOR YOU. I MEAN -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY JAM RIGHT THERE.
>> IN ALL HONOR OF MADONNA IF NOTHING ELSE >> Jimmy: IN HONOR OF MADONNA.
ELVIS COSTELLO, EVERYBODY. "THE RESURRECTION OF RUST" IS OUT NOW!
ELVIS AND ALLAN MAYES PERFORM AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MAKING THEIR TV DEBUT
AS RUSTY, PERFORMING "SURRENDER TO THE RHYTHM" FROM THEIR ALBUM "THE RESURRECTION OF RUST,"
HERE IS ELVIS COSTELLO AND ALLAN MAYES!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * * WELL THEY DANCE
TO EVERY TUN THE BAND COULD PLAY * * AT JUST ABOUT MIDNIGH
THEY DECIDED T CALL IT A DAY * * WELL THERE'S ONE THIN
THAT WAS LEFT HERE ON THEIR MINDS * * YEAH YEAH YEA
TO GET A LITTLE PRIC AND IN THE PRICE * * THEY STOLE THE SHOE
AND RICE SURRENDERED TO THE RHYTH THAT IS CALLING THEM HOME *
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
* WELL HE WAS DUM HE WAS DIRTY BUT SHE WAS A PRINCESS *
* CUSTOM MADE TO FI RIGHT INTO HIS ARM SHE COULD THRILL HIM
SHE COULD CHILL HIM WOO * * DOWN TO THE BON WHEN HE WAS IN HIS TEENS
HE HAD TO SPILL THE BEANS * * STILL LOOKING FOR WAYS AS MEAN
SURRENDER TO THE RHYTH THAT'S CALLING HIM HOME * * WELL WHO'S TO SAY
IF IT'S RIGHT OR WRONG NOT ANOTHER SINGER IN ANOTHER SONG *
* * DOING ALL RIGHT WE'RE DOING ALL RIGH
WE'RE DOING OKAY WE'RE DOING OKAY * *
[ APPLAUSE ] * * WELL GUESS WHAT
GUESS WHAT HAPPENE GUESS WHAT HAPPENED NEXT * * SHE HAD TO GO
SAID SHE WAS MEETING U WITH ONE OF HER FRIENDS * * BUT IT WAS NOTHIN
MORE OR LESS THA ANOTHER MESS OF THE BLUES * * BUT HE HAD MORE TO LOSE
STARTED PAYING DUE OH YEAH PAYING HIS DUES * * SURRENDER TO THE RHYTHM
THAT IS CALLING HIM HOME SURRENDER TO THE RHYTH SURRENDER TO THE RHYTHM *
* SURRENDER TO THE RHYTHM SURRENDER YEAH TO THE RHYTHM *
*
* SURRENDER TO THE RHYTHM
SURRENDER TO THE RHYTH SURRENDER TO THE RHYTHM * * SURRENDER YEA
TO THE RHYTHM * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH THEY'RE DOING ALL RIGHT. THEY'RE DOING OKAY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ELVIS COSTELLO, ALLAN MAYES RIGHT THERE.
"THE RESURRECTION OF RUST" IS OUT NOW. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO MADONNA, ELVIS COSTELLO, ALLAN MAYES!
THEIR BAND RUSTY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE,
FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY