1 00:00:10,343 --> 00:00:11,811 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:11,811 --> 00:00:13,246 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON AND 3 00:00:13,246 --> 00:00:15,982 MEGAN THEE STALLION. TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - 4 00:00:15,982 --> 00:00:24,724 MEGAN THEE STALLION, NATALIA DYER MUSICAL GUEST, MONTELL FISH, 5 00:00:24,724 --> 00:00:31,831 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1698 6 00:00:31,831 --> 00:00:34,334 >> Questlove: 1698 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:50,517 * 8 00:00:50,517 --> 00:01:02,228 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 9 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:06,499 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 10 00:01:06,499 --> 00:01:11,971 ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. 11 00:01:11,971 --> 00:01:16,209 I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS. MEGAN THEE STALLION IS MY CO-HOST, TONIGHT 12 00:01:16,209 --> 00:01:21,581 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * MEGAN THEE STALLION, JUST 13 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:23,383 A REMINDER TO OUR VIEWERS AT HOME, TO GET THE FULL MEGAN EXPERIENCE, GO AHEAD AND PRESS 14 00:01:23,383 --> 00:01:28,121 THE W-A-P BUTTON ON YOUR REMOTE [ LAUGHTER ] 15 00:01:28,121 --> 00:01:31,791 LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS I SAW THAT PRESIDENT BIDEN JUST KICKED OFF A SEVEN-DAY SUMMER 16 00:01:31,791 --> 00:01:35,095 VACATION IN SOUTH CAROLINA YEAH, SOUTH CAROLINA RIGHT NOW, DELAWARE IS LIKE, 17 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:41,267 "OH, LOOKS LIKE MR. 40% IN APPROVAL RATING'S TOO GOOD FOR US NOW, HUH? 18 00:01:41,267 --> 00:01:47,607 [ LAUGHTER ] BIDEN IS RELAXING IN SOUTH CAROLINA 19 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:49,776 YOU KNOW SOME WHITE HOUSE STAFFER WAS LIKE, "FREAKING GUY TAKES 18 SICK DAYS AND THEN HE 20 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:52,612 GOES ON A SEVEN-DAY VACATION, MUST BE NICE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 21 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:54,714 MUST BE NICE TO BE THE PRESIDENT. OH, MUST BE NICE." 22 00:01:54,714 --> 00:02:02,255 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT THIS 23 00:02:02,255 --> 00:02:03,857 YESTERDAY, FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP WAS DEPOSED BY NEW YORK ATTORNEY GENERAL, AND 24 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:13,400 HE CHOSE TO PLEAD THE FIFTH. AND THEN HE JUST REPLIED, "SAME ANSWER," TO EVERY QUESTION 25 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:17,671 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND IT HAPPENED -- HE DID IT FOR, LIKE, FOUR HOURS. 26 00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:22,676 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT I DON'T REALLY SEE HOW THAT COULD REALLY HAPPEN. 27 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:27,714 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, KEEP SAYING THE SAME ANSWER ALL THE TIME BY THE WAY, TARIQ, I KEEP 28 00:02:27,714 --> 00:02:29,816 MEANING TO ASK YOU, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO THIS WEEKEND >> Tariq: BREAK. 29 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:31,985 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH YEAH ALSO, HOW DO YOU SLOW DOWN A 30 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:36,456 A CAR? >> Tariq: SAME ANSWER. [ LAUGHTER ] 31 00:02:36,456 --> 00:02:38,425 >> Jimmy: WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE COOL RED GLASSES YOU USED TO WEAR? 32 00:02:38,425 --> 00:02:40,460 >> Tariq: SAME ANSWER. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU EAT A KIT 33 00:02:40,460 --> 00:02:44,230 KAT? >> Tariq: SAME ANSWER. [ LAUGHTER ] 34 00:02:44,230 --> 00:02:49,803 >> Jimmy: WHAT DO WAVES DO >> Tariq: SAME ANSWER. [ LAUGHTER ] 35 00:02:49,803 --> 00:02:54,107 >> Jimmy: AND WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ARM [ LAUGHTER ] 36 00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:56,876 >> Tariq: SAME ANSWER. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT MOVIE I'M 37 00:02:56,876 --> 00:03:02,248 THINKING OF? "POINT --" >> Tariq: SAME ANSWER. 38 00:03:02,248 --> 00:03:06,853 >> Jimmy: HOW DO DETECTIVES SOLVE CASES? >> Tariq: SAME ANSWER. 39 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:09,255 >> Jimmy: WHAT WERE ROSS AND RACHEL ON? >> Tariq: OH 40 00:03:09,255 --> 00:03:14,394 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY WERE OBVIOUSLY DATING, JIMMY. 41 00:03:14,394 --> 00:03:19,733 HE BROKE HER HEART HE BROKE HER HEART [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 42 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:25,638 >> Jimmy: TARIQ TROTTER, EVERYBODY. >> Steve: WOW. 43 00:03:25,638 --> 00:03:39,753 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * OH, MY GOSH. 44 00:03:39,753 --> 00:03:41,821 >> Jimmy: HEY GUYS, LISTEN TO THIS TODAY IN NORTH KOREA, 45 00:03:41,821 --> 00:03:44,657 KIM JONG-UN DECLARED VICTORY AGAINST COVID. [ LAUGHTER ] 46 00:03:44,657 --> 00:03:52,198 ALL RIGHT. IT LOOKS LIKE MY END OF SUMMER VACATION PLANS ARE BACK ON 47 00:03:52,198 --> 00:03:56,569 OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] TO CELEBRATE THE VICTORY, 48 00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:59,539 KIM JONG-UN HELD A HUGE PARADE, AND THEN EVERYONE GOT COVID AGAIN. 49 00:03:59,539 --> 00:04:02,308 [ LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF COVID, THE CEO OF MODERNA SAID THAT VACCINES FOR 50 00:04:02,308 --> 00:04:05,178 THE VIRUS WILL EVOLVE LIKE AN iPHONE LET ME TRANSLATE THAT FOR YOU 51 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:11,785 GUYS SO, THE COVID VACCINE NOW COSTS $1,100 52 00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:15,155 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS, DISNEY PLUS JUST 53 00:04:15,155 --> 00:04:20,527 ANNOUNCED DETAILS ON THEIR NEW AD SUPPORTED OPTION, WHICH IS CALLED DISNEY PLUS BASIC 54 00:04:20,527 --> 00:04:27,400 [ LAUGHTER ] CAN I JUST GET DISNEY MINUS THE INSULT 55 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:30,904 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING I JUST FEEL -- DISNEY PLUS BASIC. 56 00:04:30,904 --> 00:04:34,407 IT'S LIKE DISNEY PLUS, BUT IT'S SUPER INTO UGGS AND PUMPKIN SPICE. 57 00:04:34,407 --> 00:04:37,243 [ LAUGHTER ] IT SOUNDS MORE LIKE A MEME THING A PRINCESS -- A DISNEY 58 00:04:37,243 --> 00:04:42,949 PRINCESS WOULD CALL BARBIE "SHE'S DISNEY PLUS BASIC." [ LAUGHTER ] 59 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:47,420 THIS IS INTERESTING. I SAW THAT THE SHOW "PENNYWORTH" ON HBO MAX HAS 60 00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:55,628 BEEN RENAMED "PENNYWORTH: THE ORIGIN OF BATMAN'S BUTLER. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 61 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:58,465 WELL, HBO MAX IS ACTUALLY INTRODUCING A BUNCH OF NEW SHOWS, TOO 62 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:02,168 FOR EXAMPLE, FIRST THERE'S "DAVE: THE ORIGINS OF BATMAN'S BUTLER PENNYWORTH'S FRIEND." 63 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:05,238 [ LAUGHTER ] THEN THERE'S "VINNY: THE ORIGINS OF BATMAN'S BUTLER 64 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:10,043 PENNYWORTH'S FRIEND DAVE'S ROOMATE. [ LAUGHTER ] 65 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:12,245 THEN, THEY HAVE, "CARL: THE ORIGINS OF BATMAN'S BUTLER PENNYWORTH'S FRIEND DAVE'S 66 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:14,047 ROOMMATE VINNY'S BROTHER-IN-LAW WHO'S DOING PRETTY WELL FOR HIMSELF, DUDE HAS AN IN-GROUND 67 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:19,552 POOL, WHAAAT?" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY -- THAT SHOULD HAVE 68 00:05:19,552 --> 00:05:25,825 BEEN FINALLY FINALLY, "CARL'S BUTLER: THE ORIGINS OF BATMAN'S BUTLER, 69 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:27,394 PENNYWORTH'S FRIEND, DAVE'S ROOMMATE, VINNY'S BROTHER-IN-LAW, CARL'S BUTLER, 70 00:05:27,394 --> 00:05:36,269 WHO IS ACTUALLY PENNYWORTH AGAIN. REMEMBER HIM." 71 00:05:36,269 --> 00:05:39,339 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT'S LONG, BUT I GET IT. SMART. 72 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,841 YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS THERE'S A NEW DATING APP FOR CONSERVATIVES COMING OUT SOON 73 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:46,680 THAT'S CALLED THE RIGHT STUFF. [ LAUGHTER ] UNFORTUNATELY, PEOPLE WILL GO 74 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:50,483 ON A LOT OF BAD DATES BECAUSE THEY REFUSE TO SWIPE LEFT. [ LAUGHTER ] 75 00:05:50,483 --> 00:05:53,319 >> Steve: OH, HEY! >> Jimmy: WHEN GUYS ON THE APP ARE ASKED WHAT THEIR ACTUAL 76 00:05:53,319 --> 00:05:59,893 HEIGHT IS, THEY PLEAD THE FIFTH. [ LAUGHTER ] 77 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:06,232 HEY, GUYS, I - * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 78 00:06:06,232 --> 00:06:09,936 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW -- YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SOUND MEANS. MEGAN THEE STALLION IS 79 00:06:09,936 --> 00:06:14,307 CO-HOSTING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 80 00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:17,610 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS! >> HELLO >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 81 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:20,880 >> HELLO >> Jimmy: OH, I LOVE YOU LOOK AT THAT 82 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:23,049 COME ON! THAT'S MEGAN THEE STALLION [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 83 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:26,119 MEGAN THEE STALLION! >> HELLO >> Jimmy: COME ON, WELCOME 84 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:31,825 >> COME ON >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. WE'VE GOT A LONG SHOW. 85 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:34,461 WE'VE GOT A LOT -- WE'VE GOT A LOT OF SHOW. >> OKAY. 86 00:06:34,461 --> 00:06:37,263 AND YEAH, WE'VE GOT TO HURRY THIS MONOLOGUE UP. >> Jimmy: OKAY -- I AGREE. 87 00:06:37,263 --> 00:06:39,065 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: SO I'M JUST GOING TO QUICKLY GO THROUGH THE REST OF 88 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:42,102 IT, AND YOU GIVE ME QUICK REACTIONS TO EACH ONE. >> OKAY, LET'S DO IT 89 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:46,673 >> Jimmy: JOE BIDEN STARTED A SEVEN-DAY VACATION >> CLASSY. 90 00:06:46,673 --> 00:06:49,943 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: PUMPKIN SPICE HAS ALREADY ARRIVED. 91 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:53,113 >> BOUGIE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: TRUMP SUPPORTERS ARE 92 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:55,648 WAVING FLAGS OUTSIDE MAR-A-LAGO >> RATCHET 93 00:06:55,648 --> 00:07:02,188 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THE NEW SEASON OF "BELOW DECK. 94 00:07:02,188 --> 00:07:08,094 [ LAUGHTER ] >> SASSY [ LAUGHTER ] 95 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:11,931 >> Jimmy: SIMON COWELL'S "AGT'S" A HIT. >> MOODY 96 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:14,134 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OFFICIALS IN FLORIDA ASKED PEOPLE TO STOP MESSING 97 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:19,706 WITH MANATEES THAT ARE MATING. >> NASTY [ LAUGHTER ] 98 00:07:19,706 --> 00:07:21,441 >> Jimmy: DURING YESTERDAY'S DEPOSITION, TRUMP REPEATED THE WORD "SAME ANSWER" FOR FOUR 99 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:25,278 HOURS. >> ACTING STUPID [ LAUGHTER ] 100 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:28,548 WHAT HAPPENING >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY -- THERE YOU HAVE IT. 101 00:07:28,548 --> 00:07:30,950 THAT'S CORRECT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT IS CORRECT, YOU HAVE IT, 102 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:32,485 RIGHT THERE. >> EXACTLY >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 103 00:07:32,485 --> 00:07:34,554 HOW ABOUT WE TELL SOME JOKES YOU DOWN >> OKAY, LET'S DO IT 104 00:07:34,554 --> 00:07:36,756 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, GREAT HERE WE GO THIS IS FUNNY. 105 00:07:36,756 --> 00:07:38,224 A MOTHER IN NEW JERSEY CELEBRATED HER DAUGHTER'S GRADUATION BY RENTING 106 00:07:38,224 --> 00:07:40,794 A BILLBOARD WITH HER FACE ON IT THIS IS REAL 107 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:44,831 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. THAT'S NICE. ALSO, A LITTLE BIT - 108 00:07:44,831 --> 00:07:47,901 >> YES GRADUATION >> Jimmy: YES, EXACTLY 109 00:07:47,901 --> 00:07:50,737 BUT IT'S A LITTLE EMBARRASSING BUT NOT AS EMBARRASSING AS THESE OTHER BILLBOARDS THAT I 110 00:07:50,737 --> 00:07:52,906 SAW. FIRST THERE'S -- LOOK AT THIS ONE. 111 00:07:52,906 --> 00:07:55,642 "ROB, CONGRATS ON GRADUATING HIGH SCHOOL AND HAPPY 35th BIRTHDAY." 112 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:58,945 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT'S SAD >> OKAY. 113 00:07:58,945 --> 00:08:01,214 >> Jimmy: GIVE ME ONE. >> OKAY. AND THEN THERE'S "LUCY 114 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:04,384 REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU HIT REPLY ALL? CUZ I DO." 115 00:08:04,384 --> 00:08:09,222 OKAY [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NEXT THERE'S, 116 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:12,025 "ANDREW, YOU DID IT. YOU GOT HEMORRHOIDS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 117 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:15,128 ON A BILLBOARD >> OKAY. AND FINALLY, "R.I.P. AMANDA. 118 00:08:15,128 --> 00:08:25,939 IF YOU SEE THIS, CALL ME I HAVE BAD NEWS. LOVE, DR. BROWN. 119 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:29,109 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A TERRIBLE BILLBOARD TO SEE >> TERRIBLE BILLBOARD. 120 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:31,511 >> Jimmy: TERRIBLE BILLBOARD TO SEE. FINALLY, GUYS, EVERYONE'S 121 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,380 TRAVELING THIS SUMMER. AND I READ THAT THE MOST MISPRONOUNCED PLACES IN THE 122 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:38,618 UNITED STATES ARE LOUISVILLE, SPOKANE, AND BOISE >> OKAY. 123 00:08:38,618 --> 00:08:41,521 >> Steve: COME ON. THOSE ARE EASY I NEVER MISPRONOUNCE ANY 124 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:45,925 PLACES, BECAUSE YOU'RE LOOKING AT A PROFESSIONAL ANNOUNCER. GO AHEAD, TRY ME 125 00:08:45,925 --> 00:08:48,061 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, I GUESS I CAN TEST YOU REAL QUICK. >> OKAY. 126 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:53,266 >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THIS CITY >> Steve: EASY CHEESECAKE 127 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:57,971 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HOW ABOUT THIS CITY? >> Steve: BURNING MAN. 128 00:08:57,971 --> 00:09:00,040 COME ON, GIVE ME SOME HARDER ONES [ LAUGHTER ] 129 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,208 YOU'VE GOT TO RAPID FIRE ME. >> Jimmy: RAPID FIRE OKAY, I'M NOT SURE THAT'S 130 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,644 A GREAT IDEA, BUT HERE WE GO HOW ABOUT THESE CITIES >> Steve: OKAY 131 00:09:04,644 --> 00:09:08,114 PEPSI-COLA [ LAUGHTER ] LULULEMON. 132 00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:10,750 [ LAUGHTER ] BEYONCE. >> YES 133 00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:13,586 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: BLOOMIN' ONION [ LAUGHTER ] 134 00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:16,423 "SEX AND THE CITY. [ LAUGHTER ] HARRY BELAFONTE. 135 00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:18,525 [ LAUGHTER ] DAVE COULIER, DAMN [ LAUGHTER ] 136 00:09:18,525 --> 00:09:21,795 HADOUKEN >> YES >> Steve: NIPPLES. 137 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:25,932 [ LAUGHTER ] OH, BANANA PENIS [ LAUGHTER ] 138 00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:28,902 MINI-PENIS [ LAUGHTER ] MY ANUS. 139 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:31,204 [ LAUGHTER ] MAN'S ASSES. [ LAUGHTER ] 140 00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:33,273 AND MASTURBATES-VILLE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT 141 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:34,908 STOP, STOP THAT'S PLENTY. ENOUGH 142 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:36,343 THAT'S - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> OKAY, WAIT. 143 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:37,844 >> Jimmy: THAT'S MORE THAN ENOUGH >> OKAY, WAIT, HIGGINS IS 144 00:09:37,844 --> 00:09:40,580 RIGHT. THIS IS EASY I WANT TO DO SOME. 145 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,115 >> Jimmy: SURE, YOU CAN TRY THAT ONE, IF YOU WANT TO >> OKAY. 146 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:44,084 BOOM [ LAUGHTER ] EASY 147 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:48,688 VAGINA [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HOW ABOUT THIS 148 00:09:48,688 --> 00:09:51,424 >> WEST VAGINA >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. STOP, STOP, STOP 149 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,959 ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST STOP I DON'T WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME ANYMORE. 150 00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:57,097 >> I LIKE THIS GAME. >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW MEGAN THEE STALLION IS MY 151 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,531 CO-HOST. GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY. 152 00:09:58,531 --> 00:09:58,932 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY. COME ON, GUYS. 153 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:12,946 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 154 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,248 >> Jimmy: OH, COME ON. >> YES >> Jimmy: HOW DOES THIS FEEL 155 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:17,650 >> I'M EXCITED I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE, BUT I FEEL LIKE I 156 00:10:17,650 --> 00:10:18,818 CAN DO IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE YOU CAN DO THIS. 157 00:10:18,818 --> 00:10:23,223 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 158 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:25,525 >> Jimmy: EVERY TIME - YOU HAVE WATER YOU HAVE WATER, RIGHT THERE. 159 00:10:25,525 --> 00:10:28,028 >> OKAY. IT'S NOT -- IS THIS WATER? >> Jimmy: OH, IT IS WATER. 160 00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:30,430 YEAH, IT'S ALL WATER JUST -- YEAH >> SEE WHAT JIMMY GOT GOING ON 161 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:32,399 AT THE TABLE >> Jimmy: NO, NO, I'VE GOT THAT 162 00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:36,569 [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, SO, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE FUN TONIGHT 163 00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:39,072 I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I DO BACK HERE AND THIS IS -- NORMALLY I 164 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:47,614 ANNOUNCE WHO'S ON THE SHOW TONIGHT. >> I'M JUST SO NOSEY 165 00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:49,015 WHAT'S - >> Jimmy: YEAH, WELL YOU CAN TOUCH ANYTHING 166 00:10:49,015 --> 00:10:50,884 IT'S ALL YOURS IT'S ALL YOURS >> OKAY. 167 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:53,720 >> Jimmy: WE ARE PARTNERS IN THIS HERE'S WHAT I WOULD DO 168 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,255 I'D READ OFF THE TELEPROMPTER, I'D SAY, HER NEW ALBUM "TRAUMAZINE" IS OUT AT 169 00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:56,690 MIDNIGHT, AND SHE'S MY CO-HOST THIS EVENING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 170 00:10:56,690 --> 00:10:57,991 >> YES "TRAUMAZINE" IS OUT AT MIDNIGHT 171 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,859 MEGAN THEE STALLION IS HERE. >> YES * 172 00:10:59,859 --> 00:11:02,262 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IT'S OUT AT MIDNIGHT >> AT MIDNIGHT 173 00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:03,897 >> Jimmy: AT MIDNIGHT, IT IS AVAILABLE. PLUS -- YOU WANT TO DO THIS 174 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:06,066 ONE? >> OKAY, YES PLUS, MY GIRL -- YOU KNOW HER 175 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:07,434 AS NANCY WHEELER ON "STRANGER THINGS." AND ALL OF SEASON FOUR IS 176 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:12,205 STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON NETFLIX, NATALIA DYER IS HERE >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 177 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:15,375 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU'RE A BIG "STRANGER THINGS" FAN. 178 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:18,545 >> I LOVE "STRANGER THINGS!" >> Jimmy: I KNOW ME TOO, ME TOO 179 00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:20,947 AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM MONTELL FISH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 180 00:11:20,947 --> 00:11:24,351 ALL RIGHT. SO, NOW, IT'S THE END OF THE WEEK 181 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:30,390 THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP ON SOME PERSONAL STUFF >> LIKE, THINGS LIKE CHECKING 182 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:34,494 YOUR INBOX, RETURNING SOME EMAILS, AND "THANK YOU NOTES." >> Jimmy: YES. 183 00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:36,696 YES, I'LL WRITE SOME THANK YOU NOTES, AND I WAS BEHIND. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 184 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,765 RUNNING BEHIND TODAY I WAS JUST WONDERING IF I COULD WRITE OUT SOME "THANK YOU 185 00:11:38,765 --> 00:11:41,601 NOTES" RIGHT NOW YOU GUYS MIND? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 186 00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:45,638 >> OKAY. IS IT COOL IF I WRITE SOME TOO >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. 187 00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:48,608 YOU HAVE TO. >> OKAY. YES, I'M HERE. 188 00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:51,544 >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO CAN WE GET SOME THANK YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE? 189 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,646 * BEAUTIFUL. OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL 190 00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:58,118 HERE WE GO * THANK YOU, DIMMER SWITCHES, FOR 191 00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:02,055 LETTING ME FEEL LIKE I'M DEEJAYING MY LIVING ROOM >> YES 192 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:06,626 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE OKAY ME, ME, ME 193 00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:10,463 >> Jimmy: GO, GO, GO * >> OKAY. 194 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:14,634 THANK YOU, BIRTHDAY CANDLES FOR BEING CRAYONS THAT LIKE TO GET LIT. 195 00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:22,375 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THIS IS FUN. >> YES 196 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:25,879 >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO ALL RIGHT. * 197 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:29,149 THANK YOU, CLOTHES STEAMERS, OR AS I LIKE TO CALL YOU, SHIRT BOTOX. 198 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:35,622 THERE YOU GO [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> OKAY, OKAY. 199 00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:39,426 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. * >> THANK YOU, THE PHRASE, "LET 200 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:42,729 ME CHECK MY CALENDAR," FOR BEING THE PREQUEL TO THE WORD "NO. 201 00:12:42,729 --> 00:12:48,101 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: "YEAH, LET ME CHECK MY CALENDAR. 202 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,103 >> YES NO >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO, I CAN'T DO 203 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,671 IT ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. >> BOOM. 204 00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:55,608 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, STEEL WOOL FOR LOOKING LIKE A LOOFAH FOR 205 00:12:55,608 --> 00:13:02,816 ROBOTS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> OKAY. 206 00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:07,721 OKAY * THANK YOU, POSTCARDS, FOR 207 00:13:07,721 --> 00:13:14,194 MAKING THE GOVERNMENT DELIVER MY INSTAGRAM [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 208 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:16,963 >> Jimmy: I GUESS THAT IS TRUE THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE I LIKE THIS ONE. 209 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:21,067 * THANK YOU, KIM KARDASHIAN'S NEW SKIN TONED HEADPHONES BECAUSE 210 00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:27,741 WHEN I HAVE EARBUDS IN, I WANT PEOPLE TO NOT SEE THEM AND TRY TO TALK TO ME. 211 00:13:27,741 --> 00:13:33,079 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "OH, I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE WEARING --" "WHAT? 212 00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:40,854 I GOT -- I GOT A POD --" >> I'LL NEVER, LIKE, OKAY 213 00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:46,659 SO, I SAW KIM. [ LAUGHTER ] I SAW KIM KARDASHIAN POST THESE 214 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:56,403 EAR PODS, I THOUGHT THEY WERE ORGANIC EGGS [ LAUGHTER ] 215 00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:58,238 >> Jimmy: YOU THOUGHT SHE'S SELLING EGGS >> I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS 216 00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,440 HAPPENING. I DIDN'T KNOW. SHE HAD A DEAL WITH WHOLE 217 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,510 FOODS -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OKAY 218 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:06,346 YOU'RE UP. SORRY, YOU'RE UP >> OKAY, IS IT ME? 219 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,948 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> OKAY. OKAY 220 00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:13,653 * THANK YOU, DRINKS LABELLED ELIXIR, FOR BEING SHORTHAND FOR 221 00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:21,628 "YOU'RE ABOUT TO DROP $8 ON APPLE JUICE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 222 00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:24,497 >> Jimmy: THEY SNEAK THAT IN THERE. OH, IT'S AN ELIXIR 223 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,232 YEAH ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO 224 00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:29,769 * THANK YOU, SWISS ARMY KNIVES, FOR BEING ONE KNIFE, ONE BOTTLE 225 00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:36,276 OPENER, AND 37 OTHER THINGS I'LL NEVER USE THERE YOU GO 226 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:39,245 THAT'S -- WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH THIS? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 227 00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:41,214 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, BUD HERE WE GO 228 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:44,918 >> OKAY. * THANK YOU, EARTH, FOR TAKING 229 00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:50,724 HOT GIRL SUMMER WAY TOO LITERALLY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 230 00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:54,094 >> Jimmy: YEAH, OH MY GOD. IT IS TOO HOT. IT IS TOO HOT! 231 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:57,097 THAT'S MY "THANK YOU NOTES." MEGAN THEE STALLION IS MY CO-HOST, TONIGHT 232 00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:59,799 WHEN WE COME BACK, MEGAN AND I ARE PLAYING "HIP HOP MAD-LIB KARAOKE. 233 00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:08,541 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 234 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:14,114 * I'M A NURSE FOOTBALL CROQUET SOCCE HEAD BED LED 235 00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:31,197 ACTING STUPID * * DID YOU FAR DID YOU FART 236 00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:33,500 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK I'M HERE WITH MY CO-HOST MEGAN THEE STALLION. 237 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:38,905 HER ALBUM "TRAUMAZINE. >> YEAH! >> Jimmy: "TRAUMAZINE" IS OUT 238 00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:42,575 AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. PUT IT ON LOOP, ON SPOTIFY, AND HAVE IT GO ALL NIGHT LONG. 239 00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:45,512 >> Jimmy: EVERYTHING, JUST PLAYING IT OVER AND OVER >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TRY 240 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:49,082 SOMETHING FUN WITH YOU SO I THINK IT'S TIME FOR "MAD LIB HIP HOP KARAOKE. 241 00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:51,484 LIB HIP HOP KARAOKE. HERE WE GO >> OKAY. 242 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:53,153 * 243 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:57,991 * MAD LIB KARAOKE MAD LIB KARAOKE * >> Jimmy: SO, HERE'S HOW THIS 244 00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:59,726 WORKS. WE'RE GOING TO TAKE TURNS SINGING HIP HOP SONGS, BUT 245 00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:04,030 WE'RE GOING TO SWAP OUT SOME OF THE ORIGINAL LYRICS WITH BRAND-NEW WORDS. 246 00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:08,268 TO DO THAT, I'M GOING TO ASK YOU FOR SOME SUGGESTIONS, SOME NOUNS, VERBS, ADJECTIVES 247 00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:12,305 >> IS IT GOOD THAT I'M SCARED? >> Jimmy: OH, YOU SAID YOU'RE SCARED 248 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,575 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: NO, DON'T BE SCARED. >> HE'S LIKE, "YEAH, GOOD. 249 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,544 >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S GOING TO BE FUN. >> OKAY. 250 00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:20,180 >> Jimmy: I THOUGHT YOU SAID - >> I'M READY >> Jimmy: OKAY 251 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:22,048 GOOD THIS WILL BE EASY. >> OKAY. 252 00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:23,883 >> Jimmy: OCCUPATION >> A NURSE >> Jimmy: YEP. 253 00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:31,057 THREE SPORTS >> FOOTBALL, CROQUET CROQUET. 254 00:16:31,057 --> 00:16:35,261 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: JUDGES -- JUDGES [ DING ] 255 00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:37,230 YEAH, THEY SAID WE CAN USE CROQUET. OF COURSE. 256 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:41,468 >> AND SOCCER. YES! >> Jimmy: THREE WORDS THAT 257 00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:45,405 RHYME. >> HEAD, BED, LEAD >> Jimmy: OKAY 258 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:50,543 A QUESTION >> DID YOU FART? [ LAUGHTER ] 259 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:56,349 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY - YEAH, OKAY 260 00:16:56,349 --> 00:17:01,154 HERE WE GO DID YOU -- ALL RIGHT, OKAY AN ANIMAL. 261 00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:09,696 >> A DOG OR A ZEBRA >> Jimmy: THREE TYPES OF BEANS 262 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:13,066 >> A LIMA BEAN >> Jimmy: YEP. >> A PINTO BEAN. 263 00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:19,639 >> Jimmy: PINTO. >> AND A -- A REFRIED BEAN [ LAUGHTER ] 264 00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:24,044 >> Jimmy: REFRIED IS SO FUNNY. >> REFRIED BEAN. >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO GOOD 265 00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:30,116 ALL RIGHT. THREE MADE UP WORDS. >> OH. 266 00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:35,689 TRAUMAZINE PRESSURE-LICIOUS >> Jimmy: WAIT HOLD 267 00:17:35,689 --> 00:17:39,092 TRAUMAZINE PRESS -- >> PRESSURE -- 268 00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:42,362 LICOUS L-I-C-O-U-S. [ LAUGHTER ] 269 00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:45,765 AND BODY-ODY >> Jimmy: AH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 270 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:50,136 BODY-ODY THAT'S SO GOOD >> WE CAN DO THIS. 271 00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:52,105 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. SO HERE'S WHAT WERE GOING TO DO 272 00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:55,809 CUE CARDS OVER HERE. WE'RE GOING TO GIVE YOU THUS MAGIC MICROPHONE 273 00:17:55,809 --> 00:17:58,278 >> CHECK, CHECK. >> Jimmy: AND MEGAN SINCE YOU'RE MY GUEST, YOU'RE GOING 274 00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:00,714 TO BE SINGING FIRST. YOU'RE GOING TO BE SINGING A A MAD LIB VERSION OF "SAVAGE" 275 00:18:00,714 --> 00:18:09,055 BY MEGAN THEE STALLION [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU READY FOR THIS 276 00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:11,558 >> I CAN DO THIS [ CLEARS THROAT I'M READY. 277 00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:16,796 * * I'M A NURSE FOOTBALL CROQUET SOCCE 278 00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:23,903 HEAD BED LED ACTING STUPID * * DID YOU FAR 279 00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:30,143 DID YOU FART I'M A ZEBRA LIMA PINTO * * REFRIED TRAUMAZIN 280 00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:34,080 PRESS-OLICOUS, BODY-OD ACTING STUPID * * DID YOU FAR 281 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:40,754 DID YOU FART * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO 282 00:18:40,754 --> 00:18:44,057 COME ON NOW? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HOW DO YOU MAKE IT SOUND COOL? 283 00:18:44,057 --> 00:18:47,093 YOU KNOW, IT'S YOUR SONG >> YES, LUCKILY. >> Jimmy: COME ON, BUDDY 284 00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:50,397 >> I MIGHT BE A RAPPER OR SOMETHING. >> Jimmy: YOU MIGHT BE 285 00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:52,465 >> MIGHT BE. >> Jimmy: THIS LAST ONE HERE READY. 286 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:57,370 WE'LL GO SUPER SPEED ROUND >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: GIVE ME A NUMBER 287 00:18:57,370 --> 00:19:01,107 >> FOUR. >> Jimmy: LAST NAME. >> PETE. 288 00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:06,880 >> Jimmy: OH >> IT'S MY LAST NAME >> Jimmy: STORE AT THE MALL. 289 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:14,020 >> FOREVER 21. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: McDONALD'S ITEM. 290 00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:17,390 >> McFLURRY. YES. >> Jimmy: WHEN THE MACHINE'S 291 00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:19,693 WORKING. >> YES >> Jimmy: FIX THE -- 292 00:19:19,693 --> 00:19:23,596 >> FIX THE MACHINE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: FIX THE MACHINE IS SO 293 00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:29,736 FUNNY. SILLY WORD >> BOOTY 294 00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:32,038 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, LET'S JUST DO BOOTY. 295 00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:34,441 >> I THINK BOOTY IS SILLY. >> Jimmy: BOOTY IS GOOD. IT'S SILLY AND IT'S A GOOD 296 00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:36,843 WORD INSTRUMENT >> A TRUMPET 297 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:42,415 >> Jimmy: TRUMPET. TYPE OF BIRD >> A CROW. 298 00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:45,485 >> Jimmy: A CONDIMENT. >> RANCH YES. 299 00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:50,190 WHOO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NOT A RANCH PERSON 300 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:54,227 I KNOW THE WORLD HATES ME BECAUSE I SAID THAT. 301 00:19:54,227 --> 00:20:00,567 >> YOU'RE NOT A RANCH PERSON I GUARANTEE YOU HALF OF THE THINGS YOU EAT REQUIRE RANCH 302 00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:04,070 >> Jimmy: NO, I THINK THAT HALF THE THINGS YOU EAT SHOULDN'T HAVE RANCH ON THEM 303 00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:06,906 [ LAUGHTER ] RIGHT? >> NO. 304 00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:09,075 SALADS >> Jimmy: ARE YOU SAYING PIZZA CRUST? 305 00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:12,379 >> PIZZA >> Jimmy: NO >> WHO DON'T EAT PIZZA WITH 306 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:15,849 RANCH? [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, OKAY 307 00:20:15,849 --> 00:20:19,486 WHAT CONDIMENT DO YOU LIKE MAYONNAISE >> Jimmy: NO 308 00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:24,924 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU SAID IT SO FAST. NO, ACTUALLY, MAYONNAISE 309 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:30,196 GROSSES ME OUT MUSTARD. >> THE MOST BASIC CONDIMENT. 310 00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:33,900 OKAY MUSTARD. COME ON. 311 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,736 LET'S DO MUSTARD >> Jimmy: ANOTHER CONDIMENT. I CAN DO RANCH 312 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,472 IT ACTUALLY SAYS ANOTHER CONDIMENT. BINGO! 313 00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:43,743 MUSTARD. OH, YEAH DO YOU DO RUSTARD? 314 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,812 >> RUSTARD >> Jimmy: MUSTARD. >> I DO RUSTARD. 315 00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:48,014 >> Jimmy: YOU DO >> YEAH, ON WEEKENDS >> Jimmy: WHAT TIME OF - 316 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:51,618 [ LAUGHTER ] TELL HIM I SAID, "HI." WILL YOU 317 00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:53,453 >> YES >> Jimmy: LETTER OF THE ALPHABET 318 00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:59,359 [ LAUGHTER ] RUSTARD. [ LAUGHTER ] 319 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:03,863 OKAY >> J >> Jimmy: J, I LOVE YOU. 320 00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:07,901 TWO SYLLABLE NOUN. >> BALLOON >> Jimmy: YEAH 321 00:21:07,901 --> 00:21:13,139 [ LAUGHTER ] PLURAL CUTE ANIMAL DOGS 322 00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:16,743 >> Jimmy: YEAH, DOGS ONE SYLLABLE SOUND >> BOOM. 323 00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:21,348 >> Jimmy: BOOM ANOTHER ONE SYLLABLE SOUND >> POW 324 00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:25,385 >> Jimmy: POW. LOVE IT. >> WHAT IS THIS SONG 325 00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:27,454 >> Jimmy: WHAT IS THIS ONE I DON'T KNOW I'M GOING TO FIND OUT TOO. 326 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,756 OH, IT'S A DUET FOR US >> YES, A DUET OH, MAN. 327 00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:33,360 >> Jimmy: SO, HERE'S YOUR MIC. HERE'S MY MIC. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 328 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:37,630 WE ARE DOING A DUET OF "NUTHIN' BUT A 'G' THANG" BY DR. DRE AND SNOOP DOGG 329 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:44,838 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YES * 330 00:21:44,838 --> 00:21:49,542 * ONE, TWO, THREE AND TO THE FOUR. SNOOP DOGGY-DOG AND DR. PETE 331 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:53,246 ARE AT FOREVER 21 * * READY TO MAKE A McFLURR SO BACK ON UP CAUSE YOU KNOW 332 00:21:53,246 --> 00:21:58,518 WERE ABOUT TO RIP BOOTY UP * GIVE ME THE TRUMPET SO I CAN BUST DOWN LIKE A CRO 333 00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:01,888 RANCH AND MUSTARD TOGETHER YOU KNOW WE'RE IN TROUBLE * * AIN'T NOTHING BUT A J 334 00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:06,059 THANG BALLOO TWO LOC'D DOGS GOING CRAZY IT'S LIKE BOOM AND POW * 335 00:22:06,059 --> 00:22:10,864 * AND BOOM PO IT'S LIKE BOOM AND POW AND BOOM AND POW * 336 00:22:10,864 --> 00:22:13,266 * >> Jimmy: THAT'S IT RIGHT THERE. 337 00:22:13,266 --> 00:22:15,568 MEGAN THEE STALLION. WE'RE TALKING TO MEGAN AFTER THE BREAK. 338 00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:18,171 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * BOOM PO 339 00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:22,242 BOOM POW RANCH MUSTAR BOOM POW * 340 00:22:22,242 --> 00:22:27,247 * BOOM PO RANCH AND MUSTARD * >> MAKE A MESS 341 00:22:27,247 --> 00:22:30,216 >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN >> YOU HAVE TO -- YOU SHOULD HAVE MADE A MESS LIKE THIS - 342 00:22:30,216 --> 00:22:46,166 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. 343 00:22:46,166 --> 00:22:47,867 WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH THREE-TIME GRAMMY-WINNING MUSIC SUPERSTAR, MY CO-HOST FOR 344 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,336 TONIGHT, THE ONE AND ONLY, MEGAN THEE STALLION. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 345 00:22:49,336 --> 00:22:53,907 * "TRAUMAZINE. "TRAUMAZINE" IS OUT AT MIDNIGHT 346 00:22:53,907 --> 00:22:59,379 TONIGHT. AND WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST APPEARING. 347 00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:02,215 >> YES, IT IS FO >> Jimmy: FO WELCOME! 348 00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:04,617 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FO >> SHE'S LIKE, "WHAT'S 349 00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:06,553 HAPPENING? WHAT'S ALL THESE PEOPLE? >> Jimmy: FO, LOOK OVER THERE. 350 00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:08,788 LOOK AT THE CAMERA >> WHO'S THAT, FO? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 351 00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:15,362 WHO'S THAT, FO WHO'S THAT >> Jimmy: HE'S SO CUTE 352 00:23:15,362 --> 00:23:19,599 HE'S LIKE, "WHO IS THAT? MAYBE HE'S FROZEN. [ LAUGHTER ] 353 00:23:19,599 --> 00:23:22,435 >> Jimmy: HE'S A NATURAL THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE THANKS FOR DOING THIS. 354 00:23:22,435 --> 00:23:25,305 I APPRECIATE IT. DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS YOU WANT TO ASK ME WHILE YOU'RE 355 00:23:25,305 --> 00:23:29,576 HERE SINCE YOU'RE COHOSTING? >> OKAY. SO, THE ONLY QUESTION THAT I 356 00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:39,519 REALLY HAVE WAS, ARE YOU A FAN OF HOT CHEETOS >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. 357 00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:41,588 >> OKAY. SO, APPARENTLY, THIS IS LIKE A A THING THAT I'VE ONLY EVER 358 00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:49,329 SEEN IN HOUSTON HAPPEN WE EAT HOT CHEETOS BUT INSIDE OF PICKLES 359 00:23:49,329 --> 00:23:51,765 >> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER - >> Y'ALL HAVE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE 360 00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:53,600 >> Jimmy: HAS ANYBODY DONE THAT HOT CHEETOS INSIDE 361 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:56,336 >> INSIDE A PICKLE >> Jimmy: DO WE HAVE ONE >> SO, WE GOT THESE. 362 00:23:56,336 --> 00:24:01,374 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. >> IT'S ALL GOURMET. [ LAUGHTER ] 363 00:24:01,374 --> 00:24:04,644 >> Jimmy: DUDE, LOOK AT YOU. THE BEST CO-HOST EVER. >> THIS ONE'S GOING TO BE MINE 364 00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:09,115 AND THIS ONE'S FOR YOU >> Jimmy: WAIT, LOOK AT THIS >> YES 365 00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:12,085 >> Jimmy: NOW, THIS REALLY IS A THING? DID YOU INVENT THIS? 366 00:24:12,085 --> 00:24:16,356 >> NO, I PROMISE, AS A KID - WE CAN CHEERS IT >> Jimmy: CHEERS 367 00:24:16,356 --> 00:24:22,462 >> TING. >> Jimmy: TING >> AND JUST BITE IT. 368 00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:32,072 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HEY, I LOVE IT 369 00:24:32,072 --> 00:24:35,375 >> I WOULDN'T LIE TO YOU >> Jimmy: YOU JUST SHOWED ME SOMETHING AWESOME. 370 00:24:35,375 --> 00:24:39,612 THANK YOU SO MUCH, PAL >> WHERE ARE YOU GOING >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO DO THAT 371 00:24:39,612 --> 00:24:41,481 FO, SORRY, I COULDN'T SAVE ANYTHING FOR YOU >> HE'S LIKE, "GIVE ME SOME. 372 00:24:41,481 --> 00:24:43,883 >> Jimmy: CAN I SEE IF HE'LL - >> YEAH. OH, HE WILL, HE GIVES HIGH 373 00:24:43,883 --> 00:24:46,186 FIVES. >> Jimmy: IT'S PRETTY CUTE IF HE'LL DO IT. 374 00:24:46,186 --> 00:24:52,425 READY? FO, FO, SIT. THAT'S IT, BUD 375 00:24:52,425 --> 00:24:57,430 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> SUCH A GOOD DOG [ LAUGHTER ] 376 00:24:57,430 --> 00:24:59,733 >> Jimmy: COME ON, THAT DOG IS TALENTED COME ON. 377 00:24:59,733 --> 00:25:04,437 HE'S SO CUTE >> THAT'S MY BESTIE. >> Jimmy: HE SITS AND GIVES 378 00:25:04,437 --> 00:25:06,072 A HIGH FIVE. ALL RIGHT. >> Jimmy: I JUST WANT TO SAY 379 00:25:06,072 --> 00:25:07,607 SOME THINGS THAT YOU'VE DONE SINCE LAST TIME YOU'VE BEEN ON THE SHOW, OKAY 380 00:25:07,607 --> 00:25:10,877 YOU'VE WON THREE GRAMMYS, BY THE WAY. CONGRATULATIONS. 381 00:25:10,877 --> 00:25:14,948 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVED IT BEST NEW ARTIST, BEST RAP SONG, 382 00:25:14,948 --> 00:25:21,154 BEST RAP PERFORMANCE YOU WERE NAMED TOP FEMALE RAP ARTIST AT THE BILLBOARD MUSIC 383 00:25:21,154 --> 00:25:24,124 AWARDS TWO YEARS IN A ROW, BUD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU HAD MULTIPLE PLATINUM HIT 384 00:25:24,124 --> 00:25:34,834 SONGS WITH CARDI B, SEVEN-TIME, BY THE WAY, PLATINUM >> IT'S ALMOST DIAMOND 385 00:25:34,834 --> 00:25:39,739 >> Jimmy: WOW, DIAMOND THAT'S AMAZING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 386 00:25:39,739 --> 00:25:43,910 YOU GRADUATED COLLEGE. >> WHOO! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 387 00:25:43,910 --> 00:25:46,846 >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT. AND THEN YOU BECAME THE FIRST FEMALE RAPPER EVER TO PERFORM 388 00:25:46,846 --> 00:25:50,583 AT THE OSCARS. COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 389 00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:53,420 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: WHAT DID THAT FEEL LIKE 390 00:25:53,420 --> 00:25:55,088 >> SO, TECHNICALLY, QUEEN LATIFAH IS THE FIRST FEMALE RAPPER TO PERFORM AT THE 391 00:25:55,088 --> 00:26:04,030 OSCARS EVER, BUT SHE DIDN'T PERFORM A RAP SONG SO, I'M THE FIRST FEMALE RAPPER 392 00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:10,136 TO PERFORM A RAP SONG. >> Jimmy: AH, THAT'S GOOD. >> WHICH IS STILL REALLY BIG 393 00:26:10,136 --> 00:26:12,038 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, THAT'S HISTORY. >> THAT'S HISTORY. 394 00:26:12,038 --> 00:26:15,608 THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME THAT'S EVER HAPPENED IN LIFE. AND WHAT'S EVEN MORE COOL ABOUT 395 00:26:15,608 --> 00:26:17,777 IT IS RIGHT BEFORE I WENT ON STAGE, I HAD NO IDEA QUEEN LATIFAH WAS THERE. 396 00:26:17,777 --> 00:26:19,612 SO RIGHT BEFORE I WENT ON STAGE, I'M LIKE BACKSTAGE, AND I'M REALLY NERVOUS, BECAUSE OH, 397 00:26:19,612 --> 00:26:21,448 MY GOSH, EVERYONE IN HOLLYWOOD THAT'S IMPORTANT IS IN THIS ONE ROOM AND THEY ALL ABOUT TO BE 398 00:26:21,448 --> 00:26:30,056 LOOKING AT ME. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT QUEEN LATIFAH IS IN THE 399 00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:35,495 BACK AND I'M LIKE LOOKING DOWN AT MY FEET LIKE, "OKAY, MEGAN, DON'T FORGET YOUR LINES. 400 00:26:35,495 --> 00:26:40,533 AND I LOOK UP AND IT'S QUEEN LATIFAH. AND I'M LIKE - 401 00:26:40,533 --> 00:26:43,703 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, "I'M NERVOUS. 402 00:26:43,703 --> 00:26:48,274 WHAT DO I DO?" >> LORD, HOW DO YOU ADD MORE PRESSURE ON WHAT I'M ABOUT TO 403 00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:50,810 DO RIGHT NOW QUEEN LATIFAH IS RIGHT THERE >> Jimmy: SHE'S RIGHT THERE. 404 00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:52,779 >> SHE'S RIGHT THERE AND SHE'S LIKE, "I WAS ABOUT TO LEAVE, BUT ACTUALLY, BECAUSE 405 00:26:52,779 --> 00:26:55,615 YOU HERE, YOU'RE ABOUT TO PERFORM, I'M ABOUT TO STAY SO I WAS LIKE, "OH, YES. 406 00:26:55,615 --> 00:26:59,652 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THERE'S NO ONE COOLER >> NOBODY COOLER THAN 407 00:26:59,652 --> 00:27:02,722 QUEEN LATIFAH. >> Jimmy: QUEEN LATIFAH. SHE'S THE GREATEST 408 00:27:02,722 --> 00:27:04,891 HERE'S YOU TWO RIGHT HERE BACKSTAGE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 409 00:27:04,891 --> 00:27:08,395 I LOVE YOU LATIFAH, SHE'S THE GREATEST AND THAT WAS AWESOME 410 00:27:08,395 --> 00:27:13,867 CAN WE TALK ABOUT "TRAUMAZINE. >> YES >> Jimmy: THIS IS A BIG DEAL 411 00:27:13,867 --> 00:27:16,936 >> THIS IS A HUGE DEAL >> Jimmy: THIS IS OUT AT MIDNIGHT 412 00:27:16,936 --> 00:27:21,041 THIS IS OUT BASICALLY RIGHT NOW. >> YES 413 00:27:21,041 --> 00:27:24,511 >> Jimmy: IT'S OUT >> IT'S OUT! >> Jimmy: YOU'VE BEEN TEASING 414 00:27:24,511 --> 00:27:26,346 THE ALBUM FOR A WHILE NOW. >> FOR A WHILE >> Jimmy: IT'S FINALLY OUT 415 00:27:26,346 --> 00:27:28,081 YOU SAID THIS IS YOUR MOST PERSONAL AND HONEST ALBUM TO DATE 416 00:27:28,081 --> 00:27:29,749 >> YEAH. WRITING THIS ALBUM, I TREATED IT MORE LIKE WRITING IN MY 417 00:27:29,749 --> 00:27:37,290 DIARY THAN ACTUALLY TRYING TO PUT TOGETHER A SONG. >> Jimmy: YEAH, LIKE PUTTING 418 00:27:37,290 --> 00:27:39,225 TOGETHER A SONG, YOU MEAN LIKE WHEN YOU'RE WRITING A SONG, OH, THIS IS CATCHY 419 00:27:39,225 --> 00:27:41,194 I JUST WANT TO SAY THIS. >> I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT HOW I REALLY FEEL AND GET MORE 420 00:27:41,194 --> 00:27:46,666 PERSONAL I FEEL LIKE EVERYBODY KNOWS ME AND THEY HAVE LIKE A PERCEPTION 421 00:27:46,666 --> 00:27:48,468 OF ME BASED ON PROBABLY WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SAY OR WHAT THEY SEE ON THE INTERNET OR YOU KNOW 422 00:27:48,468 --> 00:27:50,170 JUST - >> Jimmy: YEAH >> -- SOMETHING THAT'S PROBABLY 423 00:27:50,170 --> 00:27:56,242 NOT ME AT ALL. AND I FEEL LIKE THIS TIME AROUND, I WANTED TO, LIKE, LET 424 00:27:56,242 --> 00:27:58,078 EVERYBODY IN MY HEAD AND, LIKE, YOU KNOW, FORM THEIR OWN OPINION BASED OFF OF MY STORY. 425 00:27:58,078 --> 00:28:08,321 I WANTED TO TAKE CONTROL OF MY OWN NARRATIVE. >> Jimmy: YEAH 426 00:28:08,321 --> 00:28:13,460 YOU KNOW WHAT I -- [ APPLAUSE ] I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT AS AN 427 00:28:13,460 --> 00:28:18,798 ARTIST TO DO THAT. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: STRETCH YOURSELF 428 00:28:18,798 --> 00:28:20,433 BUT I FIGURE SINCE "TRAUMAZINE" IS OFFICIALLY, OFFICIALLY OUT RIGHT NOW -- 429 00:28:20,433 --> 00:28:24,804 >> YES >> Jimmy: LET'S DO A LITTLE CHAMPAGNE TOAST. 430 00:28:24,804 --> 00:28:33,113 >> WHOO! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THIS IS A BIG DEAL 431 00:28:33,113 --> 00:28:35,648 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. >> YOU FANCY 432 00:28:35,648 --> 00:28:37,617 >> Jimmy: SHOULD I DO IT >> YEAH. YOU GOT TO SHAKE IT. 433 00:28:37,617 --> 00:28:39,886 JUST ACT LIKE YOU IN THE CLUB. YEAH, POP THE BOTTLE, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: BUT, LIKE -- 434 00:28:39,886 --> 00:28:41,755 >> POP ONE, JIMMY. GIVE THEM SOMETHING TO TURN UP TO 435 00:28:41,755 --> 00:28:43,757 * >> Jimmy: THIS IS WHAT I DO IN THE CLUB 436 00:28:43,757 --> 00:28:46,559 >> THIS IS WHAT YOU DO IN THE CLUB >> Jimmy: SHAKE IT UP? 437 00:28:46,559 --> 00:28:49,729 >> SHAKE IT UP THERE YOU GO WHOO 438 00:28:49,729 --> 00:28:52,699 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IS EVERYONE OKAY >> YOU DIDN'T DO IT GOOD 439 00:28:52,699 --> 00:28:56,069 >> Jimmy: YES I DID. >> NO YOU DIDN'T LET'S MAKE A MESS. 440 00:28:56,069 --> 00:29:02,075 MAKE A MESS. >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN >> YOU HAVE TO -- YOU SHOULD 441 00:29:02,075 --> 00:29:11,184 HAVE MADE A MESS LIKE THIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS ON 442 00:29:11,184 --> 00:29:15,221 THE NEW ALBUM. "TRAUMAZINE" IS OUT NOW. NATALIA DYER JOINS US AFTER THE 443 00:29:15,221 --> 00:29:19,159 BREAK. STICK AROUND, CHEERS CONGRATULATIONS. 444 00:29:19,159 --> 00:29:23,296 DUDE, YOU ARE THE GREATEST COME ON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 445 00:29:23,296 --> 00:29:48,221 * >> OKAY. YOU KNOW OUR NEXT GUEST AS 446 00:29:48,221 --> 00:29:54,127 NANCY WHEELER ON "STRANGER THINGS." >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 447 00:29:54,127 --> 00:29:57,397 >> ALL OF SEASON FOUR IS STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON NETFLIX EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME 448 00:29:57,397 --> 00:29:59,232 STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON NETFLIX EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME NATALIA DYER 449 00:29:59,833 --> 00:30:17,517 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 450 00:30:17,517 --> 00:30:21,321 >> Jimmy: STANDING "O" THERE >> WOW, THAT'S - >> Jimmy: YOU GOT SOME FANS 451 00:30:21,321 --> 00:30:23,289 HERE >> I SEE WOW. 452 00:30:23,289 --> 00:30:26,459 THIS IS CRAZY. >> YES, ME I'M THE NUMBER ONE 453 00:30:26,459 --> 00:30:29,996 >> Jimmy: I MEAN -- YEAH MEGAN IS THE NUMBER ONE FAN. I HAVE NOT SEEN ALL OF 454 00:30:29,996 --> 00:30:33,133 "STRANGER THINGS." >> SO, WHY WOULD YOU EVEN TALK TO HIM 455 00:30:33,133 --> 00:30:35,435 TALK TO ME >> OKAY, OKAY. SO NO -- 456 00:30:35,435 --> 00:30:37,504 >> Jimmy: NO SPOILERS. YOU CAN'T SPOIL ANYTHING >> NO SPOILERS 457 00:30:37,504 --> 00:30:39,706 NO SPOILERS. OKAY >> OH, WE'RE GONNA SPOIL IT. 458 00:30:39,706 --> 00:30:42,108 WHAT >> Jimmy: "STRANGER THINGS," OBVIOUSLY, STRATOSPHERE. 459 00:30:42,108 --> 00:30:46,379 I MEAN, HONESTLY, CAN YOU WALK DOWN THE STREET WHERE PEOPLE NOT SCREAM, "NANCY, NANCY? 460 00:30:46,379 --> 00:30:49,115 >> "NANCY! THAT WOULD BE ME "OH, MY GOD, NANCY." 461 00:30:49,115 --> 00:30:55,755 >> YEAH, IT'S A LOT. YEAH, IT'S KIND OF -- IT NEVER GETS NORMAL. 462 00:30:55,755 --> 00:30:57,724 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT'S -- YOU KNOW, IT'S A REALLY WEIRD THING 463 00:30:57,724 --> 00:30:59,592 ARE YOU -- >> ARE YOU LIVING, LIKE, IN L.A. NOW 464 00:30:59,592 --> 00:31:02,095 >> NO, I LIVE HERE I LIVE HERE IN NEW YORK. >> Jimmy: YEAH 465 00:31:02,095 --> 00:31:03,930 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: I WAS GOING TO ASK -- 466 00:31:03,930 --> 00:31:09,869 I WAS GOING TO ASK IF YOU'RE TEAM JANCY OR TEAM STANCY? >> I'M TEAM STANCY 467 00:31:09,869 --> 00:31:12,372 >> Jimmy: 'CAUSE THERE'S JONA - YOU ARE? 468 00:31:12,372 --> 00:31:15,108 'CAUSE THERE'S - >> WHAT? >> I WANT STEVE. 469 00:31:15,108 --> 00:31:21,681 >> STANCY. >> Jimmy: THERE'S JOHNATHAN AND THEN THERE'S STEVE 470 00:31:21,681 --> 00:31:24,184 THEY BOTH HAVE - >> LET'S TALK ABOUT IT THOUGH. BECAUSE -- 471 00:31:24,184 --> 00:31:28,121 >> Jimmy: LET'S DISCUSS. >> LET'S, LET'S. >> Jimmy: LET'S FIGURE IT OUT. 472 00:31:28,121 --> 00:31:29,989 >> BECAUSE, OKAY, SO, BOOM, AT FIRST, YOU LIKED STEVE >> RIGHT 473 00:31:29,989 --> 00:31:32,592 YEAH >> YOU WAS INTO STEVE. >> YEAH, I MEAN, STEVE, WHAT A 474 00:31:32,592 --> 00:31:34,461 A GUY. >> RIGHT AND THEN YOU JUST KIND OF, 475 00:31:34,461 --> 00:31:36,096 LIKE, DUMPED HIM >> Jimmy: OH, WOW, IT'S GETTING REAL 476 00:31:36,096 --> 00:31:38,631 >> NO CAUTION. HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS HAPPENING. 477 00:31:38,631 --> 00:31:40,900 >> Jimmy: POOR STEVE >> POOR STEVE. >> Jimmy: POOR STEVE 478 00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:42,869 >> POOR STEVE. >> Y'ALL KEEP THROWING THE KIDS ON HIM TO BABYSIT. 479 00:31:42,869 --> 00:31:45,605 HE KEEPS SAVING Y'ALL LIFE ALL HE'S DOING IS SAVE Y'ALL LIFE 480 00:31:45,605 --> 00:31:51,978 [ LAUGHTER ] HE WAS BEATING EVERYBODY UP. >> Jimmy: YEAH, SAVING YOUR 481 00:31:51,978 --> 00:31:55,348 LIFE AND YOU'RE LIKE, "STEVE, GET -- I'M MOVING ON, DUDE. 482 00:31:55,348 --> 00:31:57,851 >> AND YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, MAN, I'M GOING TO JOHNATHAN SORRY. 483 00:31:57,851 --> 00:32:00,854 >> I DO FEEL BAD HONESTLY, I THINK THE WAY JONATHAN AND NANCY HAPPENED -- 484 00:32:00,854 --> 00:32:06,826 I WAS LIKE, "OH, THAT'S -- >> THAT'S MESSED UP. >> SHE DOESN'T ALWAYS MAKE, 485 00:32:06,826 --> 00:32:10,196 LIKE, THE MOST -- I DON'T MORALLY RIGHT DECISIONS ALL THE TIME 486 00:32:10,196 --> 00:32:12,932 >> NO. >> BUT THAT'S HUMAN. YOU KNOW 487 00:32:12,932 --> 00:32:15,235 THE HEART WANTS WHAT THE HEART WANTS. >> Jimmy: IS SHE ABOUT TO MAKE 488 00:32:15,235 --> 00:32:16,870 A DECISION - >> SHE'S A HOT GIRL. [ LAUGHTER ] 489 00:32:16,870 --> 00:32:19,506 >> Jimmy: SHE IS A HOT GIRL, YEAH THAT'S NICE. 490 00:32:19,506 --> 00:32:21,574 SHE IS A HOT GIRL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WILL WE FIND OUT NEXT SEASON 491 00:32:21,574 --> 00:32:25,078 DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING HAVE YOU READ ANYTHING >> OKAY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 492 00:32:25,078 --> 00:32:27,147 'CAUSE WE DIDN'T EVEN GET TO THE JUICY PART >> RIGHT 493 00:32:27,147 --> 00:32:29,783 [ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY. SO, THEN, IN THIS LAST SEASON, 494 00:32:29,783 --> 00:32:35,689 YOU WAS FLIRTING WITH STEVE. [ LAUGHTER ] SO, LIKE - 495 00:32:35,689 --> 00:32:41,261 >> I MEAN -- >> WHAT'S IT REALLY GIVING, NANCY? 496 00:32:41,261 --> 00:32:47,701 >> Jimmy: YEAH, NANCY. >> YEAH, NANCY STANCY 497 00:32:47,701 --> 00:32:51,204 >> Jimmy: STANCY OR JANCY. >> I FEEL LIKE YOU LIKE STEVE STILL. 498 00:32:51,204 --> 00:32:52,839 OR NANCY LIKES - >> YOU KNOW, GOT TO HAVE OPTIONS, I GUESS 499 00:32:52,839 --> 00:32:56,109 NO, THAT'S -- NO, I'M JUST KIDDING. I'M JUST KIDDING 500 00:32:56,109 --> 00:32:58,511 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YES NANCY HAS OPTIONS. 501 00:32:58,511 --> 00:33:03,216 YOU HEARD IT HERE TODAY FIRST. NANCY HAS OPTIONS. >> JONATHAN, YOU'RE OUT. 502 00:33:03,216 --> 00:33:08,588 >> SPEAKING OF OPTIONS - >> Jimmy: ROBIN -- YOU AND ROBIN FROM UP TO THE PART THAT 503 00:33:08,588 --> 00:33:11,524 I'M UP TO, YOU, KIND OF, REALLY HAD A LOT TOGETHER, SCREEN TIME TOGETHER 504 00:33:11,524 --> 00:33:14,627 IT WAS KIND OF A - >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: A RO-NANCE IS WHAT 505 00:33:14,627 --> 00:33:17,664 THEY'RE CALLING IT >> THAT'S THE WORD ON THE STREET 506 00:33:17,664 --> 00:33:22,235 YEAH, THAT'S THE NAME THEY'VE BEEN GIVEN >> DO YOU MISS BARB? 507 00:33:22,235 --> 00:33:24,871 >> Jimmy: OH, BARB NICE CALL. YES. 508 00:33:24,871 --> 00:33:27,374 DO YOU MISS -- THANK YOU >> DO YOU MISS BARB. >> Jimmy: DO YOU MISS BARB 509 00:33:27,374 --> 00:33:30,076 >> WOW >> CAN YA'LL WRITE HER BACK IN >> Jimmy: WOW. 510 00:33:30,076 --> 00:33:32,212 I MISS BARB. >> THAT'S ABOVE MY PAYGRADE. >> BRING BARB BACK 511 00:33:32,212 --> 00:33:35,148 HASHTAG THAT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> OH, NO. 512 00:33:35,148 --> 00:33:37,784 >> BARB TRIED TO TALK SOME SENSE INTO NANCY >> SHE DID 513 00:33:37,784 --> 00:33:40,487 >> SHE WAS A GOOD FRIEND >> YEAH, SHE WAS A GOOD FRIEND >> AND Y'ALL JUST LET HER GO 514 00:33:40,487 --> 00:33:45,091 [ LAUGHTER ] >> PEOPLE NEED TO STOP LEAVING I THINK THAT'S THE THING, IS 515 00:33:45,091 --> 00:33:47,494 THEY JUST -- SHOULD JUST STICK TOGETHER IT'S WHEN PEOPLE GO OFF BY 516 00:33:47,494 --> 00:33:49,796 THEMSELVES >> THIS IS A LESSON TO FRIENDS EVERYWHERE 517 00:33:49,796 --> 00:33:52,298 >> Jimmy: YEAH NOW, I - >> DO NOT BE A THIRD WHEEL, 518 00:33:52,298 --> 00:33:58,004 BECAUSE DEMOGORGONS WILL COME GET YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] 519 00:33:58,004 --> 00:34:02,809 >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE LESSON? >> THAT IS THE LESSON. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO, AT THE 520 00:34:02,809 --> 00:34:04,577 END OF THIS THOUGH -- AT THE END OF THIS SEASON, WHICH I DON'T WANT TO KNOW, VECNA IS 521 00:34:04,577 --> 00:34:11,217 COMING -- VECNA IS INVOLVED IN EVERYONE'S LIFE. SO, YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT EVEN 522 00:34:11,217 --> 00:34:14,054 THINKING ABOUT LOVE TRIANGLE >> YES, YOU ARE. >> I MEAN, THAT'S -- THAT'S 523 00:34:14,054 --> 00:34:18,758 REALLY HOW I FEEL, YOU KNOW, EVERYONE'S STANCY, JANCY BUT I THINK, HONESTLY, SHE JUST 524 00:34:18,758 --> 00:34:23,797 PROBABLY NEEDS A LITTLE ME TIME AFTER ALL OF IT, RIGHT >> THERE'S SO MUCH TO THINK 525 00:34:23,797 --> 00:34:27,067 ABOUT. >> AND LIKE, MAYBE, LIKE, A LITTLE THERAPY EVEN. 526 00:34:27,067 --> 00:34:29,369 >> JONATHAN IS BORING. >> IT'S PRETTY, LIKE, THEY'RE STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL 527 00:34:29,369 --> 00:34:32,539 >> YEAH. >> IT'S PRETTY INTENSE >> SHE'S SO SMART. 528 00:34:32,539 --> 00:34:35,475 SHE'S SO PRETTY. SHE'S GOT THINGS TO DO >> Jimmy: WE LOVE NANCY. 529 00:34:35,475 --> 00:34:38,111 COME ON. >> YES, WE LOVE NANCY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 530 00:34:38,111 --> 00:34:40,447 NATALIA DYER I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. HERE'S NATALIA DYER IN SEASON 531 00:34:40,447 --> 00:34:41,815 HERE'S NATALIA DYER IN SEASON FOUR OF "STRANGER THINGS." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 532 00:34:42,649 --> 00:34:54,394 * 533 00:34:54,394 --> 00:35:23,690 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ GUN SHOTS * 534 00:35:23,690 --> 00:35:30,463 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NATALIA DYER, EVERYBODY. 535 00:35:30,463 --> 00:35:31,898 SEASON FOUR OF "STRANGER THINGS" IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX. 536 00:35:31,898 --> 00:35:33,366 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM MONTELL FISH, EVERYBODY. 537 00:35:33,366 --> 00:35:55,255 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 538 00:35:55,255 --> 00:35:58,858 >> OKAY. MAKING HIS TV DEBUT, PERFORMING "DARLING" -- 539 00:35:58,858 --> 00:36:02,929 >> Jimmy: FROM HIS ALBUM "JAMIE," PLEASE WELCOME MONTELL FISH 540 00:36:02,929 --> 00:36:03,229 "JAMIE," PLEASE WELCOME MONTELL FISH >> WHOO! 541 00:36:03,830 --> 00:36:25,185 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 542 00:36:37,530 --> 00:36:48,508 * ARE YOU STILL IN LOVE * * MY DARLIN OOH-OO 543 00:36:48,508 --> 00:37:01,187 DID YOU FALL OUT OF LOVE MY DARLIN' * * OOH-OOH 544 00:37:01,187 --> 00:37:11,798 FIGHTING ON AND ON AND O AND ON AND ON AND ON FOR WHAT * 545 00:37:11,798 --> 00:37:15,835 * OOH-OOH I'VE BEEN GOIN GOIN' GOIN' GOIN' GOIN 546 00:37:15,835 --> 00:37:26,112 ON MY LOVE * * OOH-OOH I'M THROUGH WITH I 547 00:37:26,112 --> 00:37:43,596 PLEASE DON'T RUN AWA FROM ME * * MY LOVE STILL STA 548 00:37:43,596 --> 00:38:00,213 DON'T LEAV ARE YOU CRYIN' OUT CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW * 549 00:38:00,213 --> 00:38:15,729 * I AM HERE FOR YOU I AM HERE FOR YO ARE YOU STILL IN LOV 550 00:38:15,729 --> 00:38:29,409 MY DARLIN' * * OOH-OOH DID YOU FALL OUT OF LOVE 551 00:38:29,409 --> 00:38:53,099 MY DARLIN' OOH-OOH * * 552 00:39:02,609 --> 00:39:24,698 JAMIE DO YOU STILL LOVE ME JAMI WHY'D YOU GO AND LEAVE 553 00:39:24,698 --> 00:39:33,773 AND I'M FINALLY * * LETTIN' YOU G I'M FINALLY LETTIN' YOU GO 554 00:39:33,773 --> 00:39:53,460 I'M FINALLY LETTIN' YOU GO YOU'RE NOT IN MY CONTROL * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 555 00:39:53,460 --> 00:39:58,598 >> Jimmy: MONTELL FISH "JAMIE" IS OUT RIGHT NOW WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 556 00:39:58,598 --> 00:40:18,251 FANTASTIC. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO MY 557 00:40:18,251 --> 00:40:22,622 CO-HOST, MEGAN THEE STALLION [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH! 558 00:40:22,622 --> 00:40:25,025 >> Jimmy: PLEASE COME BACK NATALIA DYER >> OH, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, 559 00:40:25,025 --> 00:40:27,327 LOUDER >> Jimmy: MONTELL FISH, RIGHT HERE 560 00:40:27,327 --> 00:40:30,163 GREAT JOB. AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, FROM PHILADELPHIA, 561 00:40:30,163 --> 00:40:34,200 PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 562 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:37,037 SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY BYE BYE.