>> GOOD TO SEE YOU >> Jimmy: THIS IS YOU, RIGHT
HERE >> THIS IS IT? >> Jimmy: YEAH
IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, YOU LET ME KNOW. OKAY, BUD?
>> THANK YOU THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: YEAH, SURE
NO NO, NO, NO, JIMMY. JIMMY, THIS IS ALL WRONG
OKAY I NEED YOU TO HEAR ME. CAN YOU HEAR ME?
CAN YOU HEAR ME? >> Jimmy: I --I --
>> YES OKAY, LISTEN YOU NEED TO HEAR ME.
CAN YOU HEAR ME? >> Jimmy: I --I -- >> ALL RIGHT, I NEED
14 SANDWICHES. OKAY I NEED BETTER VEGGIES.
ORGANIC. 33 SLICES OF PIZZA ONE GRILLED CHEESE, OKAY
AND JIMMY, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, I NEED TEN POP'EMS, CHILLED. STAT
YOU GOT THAT >> Jimmy: YES. >> YES, WHAT
>> Jimmy: YES, PLEASE? [ LAUGHTER ] >> GET OUT OF MY ROOM.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN
ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING
JIMMY FALLON AND DEMI LOVATO." TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS -
KENAN THOMPSON JEREMY ALLEN WHITE MUSICAL GUEST, ANGEL OLSEN
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1701
>> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, EVERYBODY.
WELCOME, ENJOY YOURSELF. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY.
YOU'RE HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GUYS, I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT
THIS DEMI LOVATO IS MY CO-HOST TONIGHT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Steve: COME ON.
>> Jimmy: YEP. LAST WEEK, I CO-HOSTED WITH MEGAN THEE STALLION AND NOW,
DEMI LOVATO. YEAH, I'M GOING TO - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I'M GOING TO GET WORRIED IF NBC SAYS, "OKAY, NOW LET'S JUST TRY IT MEGAN AND DEMI.
JIMMY, YOU GET OUT OF THE WAY. [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S GET SOME NEWS.
I SAW THAT SINCE THE FBI'S SEARCH OF MAR-A-LAGO, FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS BEEN
SCRAMBLING TO PUT TOGETHER A A TEAM OF EXPERIENCED LAWYERS, BUT EVERYONE IS TURNING HIM
DOWN [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] TRUMP NEEDS TO BE CAREFUL.
IF HE SAYS, "I'M DESPERATE" THREE TIMES IN A ROW, RUDY GIULIANI WILL APPEAR.
[ LAUGHTER ] HE'S LIKE, "SHOWTIME!" BUT TRUMP'S OFFER TO LAWYERS IS
PRETTY ENTICING. HE'S LIKE, "SURE, WE'LL PROBABLY LOSE, BUT I ALSO WON'T
PAY YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] TRUMP'S PRETTY DEPRESSED ABOUT
IT TONIGHT, HE WAS ON THE COUCH WORKING WITH THE LAW FIRM OF
BEN AND JERRY. [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, THE OTHER BIG
POLITICAL STORY IS THAT REPRESENTITIVE LIZ CHENEY, WHO'S ON THE JANUARY 6th
COMMITTEE, AND HAS BEEN OUTSPOKEN ABOUT TRUMP'S DEFEAT IN THE ELECTION, LOST HER
PRIMARY RACE TO A CHALLENGER THAT HE ENDORSED TRUMP WAS SO EXCITED HE THREW
A TICKER TAPE PARADE MADE OUT OF CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS. [ LAUGHTER ]
"CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON." [ LAUGHTER ]
IN HER CONCESSION SPEECH, CHENEY PROMISED TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO ENSURE THAT
DONALD TRUMP IS NEVER AGAIN ANYWHERE NEAR THE OVAL OFFICE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SO, SHE'S INSTALLING A RAMP. [ LAUGHTER ] "THESE SHOES ARE VERY
SLIPPERY." YOU GUYS SEE THIS? TODAY, CDC DIRECTOR,
ROCHELLE WALENSKY, SAID THAT THE AGENCY DIDN'T RESPOND QUICKLY ENOUGH TO THE COVID
PANDEMIC, AND CALLED FOR A A REORGANIZATION YEAH, THE CDC SAID THAT THEY
DIDN'T RESPONDED QUICKLY ENOUGH TO THE PANDEMIC. THEY MIGHT BE ON TO SOMETHING
BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS LIKE, "SORRY, WHICH OF THE CURRENT PANDEMICS ARE YOU REFERRING
TO?" [ LAUGHTER ] *
* WE'RE COOL FOR THE SUMMER * GUYS, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS IT IS TIME FOR MY AMAZING
CO-HOST FOR THE EVENING. DEMI LOVATO, GET OUT HERE. DEMI
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * COME ON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> Jimmy: COME ON, NOW I DIDN'T EVEN GET A STANDING OVATION LIKE THIS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WOW >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> THANK YOU GUYS, SO MUCH JIMMY, I WAS WONDERING, CAN I JOIN YOU FOR YOUR MONOLOGUE?
>> Jimmy: OF COURSE, I'D LOVE IT BUT THERE'S SO MUCH GOING ON
RIGHT NOW. I MEAN, THERE'S -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
TODAY, RUDY GIULIANI APPEARED BEFORE A GRAND JURY IN GEORGIA TO TESTIFY ABOUT ELECTION
INTERFERENCE HBO IS ABOUT TO DEBUT ITS "GAME OF THRONES" PREQUEL SERIES,
"HOUSE OF THE DRAGON." [ CHEERS ] >> DOCTORS ARE TELLING PEOPLE
TO STOP DOING A TIKTOK CHALLENGE WHERE YOU TAPE YOUR MOUTH SHUT WHILE YOU SLEEP
[ LAUGHTER ] AND CAPRI SUN RECALLED THOUSANDS OF DRINKS BECAUSE
THEY MIGHT CONTAIN CLEANING SOLUTION >> Jimmy: YEAH, THERE'S A LOT
TO GO OVER LET'S JUST JUMP IN AND COVER IT ALL AT ONCE.
IT'S TIME FOR A "NEWS SMASH.
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: FIRST UP, RUDY GIULIANI IS IN TROUBLE.
HE'S THE TARGET OF A GEORGIA INVESTIGATION INTO ELECTION INTERFERENCE
WHEN HE FOUND OUT, RUDY SHOUTED A BUNCH OF WORDS THAT YOU CAN ONLY SAY ON --
>> HBO [ LAUGHTER ] THEY'RE ABOUT TO DEBUT A HUGE
NEW "GAME OF THRONES" PREQUEL CALLED "HOUSE OF THE DRAGON. IT TAKES PLACE 200 YEARS BEFORE
THE ORIGINAL, AND IT'S A GREAT IDEA, UNLIKE - >> Jimmy: TAPING YOUR MOUTH
SHUT BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP. PEOPLE ARE DOING IT ON TIKTOK, BUT DOCTORS SAY IT'S BAD FOR
YOUR HEALTH. KIND OF LIKE - >> DRINKING CAPRI SUN SPIKED
WITH CLEANING SOLUTION THEY'VE RECALLED THOUSANDS OF DRINKS, NOT TO MENTION THOSE
POUCHS WHICH CAN OFTEN - >> Jimmy: LEAK RUDY -
[ LAUGHTER ] DOES IT ALL THE TIME [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
NOW HE'S UNDER INVESTIGATION BY THE STATE OF GEORGIA AND THE FEDS
I MEAN, THERE'S NO WAY THAT GUY IS GETTING MUCH -- >> SLEEP
COME ON, TIKTOK. MOUTH TAPE, TORTILLA SLAPPING, THE FACE WAX CHALLENGE
SEEMS LIKE THE ONLY THING Y'ALL DON'T ALLOW IS - >> Jimmy: NUDITY
"HOUSE OF THE DRAGON" WILL HAVE LOTS OF IT SO FINGERS CROSSED NONE OF THE
ACTORS LOOK LIKE - >> RUDY GIULIANI [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT THAT FACE THAT GUY COULD DEFINITELY USE SOME -
>> Jimmy: CLEANING SOLUTION. [ LAUGHTER ] DRINKING THAT WOULD BE GROSS
ALMOST AS GROSS AS - >> HOOKING UP WITH YOUR SIBLING.
[ LAUGHTER ] IT HAPPENED ON "GAME OF THRONES," AND IT CAN HAPPEN
AGAIN. BUT I'M EXCITED FOR THE DRAGONS, THEY BREATHE FIRE
AND SO WILL YOU IF YOU SWALLOW -- >> Jimmy: PINE-SOL CAPRI SUN
[ LAUGHTER ] SO IN CONCLUSION - >> ICE AND FIRE.
>> Jimmy: TOTAL LIAR >> NIGHTTIME OUCH. >> Jimmy: CLOROX POUCH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS HAS BEEN A "NEWS SMASH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NOW, GET THIS. I READ THAT SOME SCIENTISTS
THINK THAT WE SHOULD START NAMING HEAT WAVES THE WAY THAT WE HAVE OTHER NATURAL
DISASTERS, SO THAT PEOPLE TAKE THEM MORE SERIOUSLY. BUT I'M NOT SURE NAMING THEM IS
A GOOD IDEA. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS RECENT WEATHER REPORT I JUST SAW.
>> IF YOU'RE IN THE MIDWEST, BRACE YOURSELVES BECAUSE
KAYLEIGH IS COMING AND SHE IS HOT. EXTREMELY HOT.
EXPERTS ARE RATING KAYLEIGH A SCORCHING HOT TEN. WAY HOTTER THEN JEMMA, WHO HAS
BEEN DOWNGRADED TO AN EIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] KAYLEIGH'S ONLY EXPECTED TO GET
HOTTER AS SHE MOVES TOWARD L.A JERRY, THIS FEELS WRONG. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THAT'S INTERESTING IT JUST FEELS WRONG, I AGREE >> WRONG
SOME BUSINESS NEWS AIRBNB WANTS TO STOP BIG GATHERINGS AT HOUSES, SO
THEY'RE ROLLING OUT NEW ANTI-PARTY TECHNOLOGY. IN A RELATED STORY, AIRBNB JUST
WENT OUT OF BUSINESS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THEY HAD A GOOD RUN.
SWITCHING GEARS, EVERYONE LOVES TIKTOK, OKAY BUT SOMETIMES YOU JUST WANT TO
SKIP THE BORING PARTS OF A A VIDEO, AND GET RIGHT TO THE GOOD PART.
WELL, IT TURNS OUT YOU CAN THERE'S A NEW THING YOU CAN DO FOR INSTANCE, IF YOU'RE
WATCHING A VIDEO, YOU CAN SKIP THIS PART. >> AND GO RIGHT TO THIS.
>> CHEERS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HERE'S ANOTHER
EXAMPLE. YOU CAN SKIP THIS PART >> AND GO RIGHT TO THIS.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S ME. >> Jimmy: IT'S SO EVERYBODY.
GUYS, THIS IS VERY COOL. ADIDAS JUST UNVEILED HEADPHONES THAT ARE POWERED BY LIGHT.
YEAH NO CHARGING CORD NO REPLACING BATTERIES
JUST THE SUN IT'S VERY SIMPLE ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS STEP
ONE -- WAKE UP SHOOT, IT'S RAINING. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> STEP TWO -- DIG THROUGH YOUR JUNK DRAWER FOR BATTERIES. >> Jimmy: STEP THREE -- PUT THE
BATTERIES INTO A FLASHLIGHT. >> STEP FOUR -- SHINE THE FLASHLIGHT ONTO YOUR HEADPHONES
FOR 8-10 HOURS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, STEP
FIVE -- ENJOY UP TO TWO WHOLE MINUTES OF MUSIC [ APPLAUSE ]
AWESOME. WELL, THIS IS WILD THEY SAID THAT SCIENTISTS ARE
WORKING TO BRING BACK THE TASMANIAN TIGER, WHICH WENT EXTINCT ALMOST 100 YEARS AGO
>> YEAH, SCIENTISTS WERE LIKE, "WE BROUGHT BACK TACO BELL'S MEXICAN PIZZA.
WE CAN BRING THIS BACK, TOO. >> Jimmy: YEAH, SCIENCE IS AMAZING.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DEMI, THANK YOU AGAIN FOR DOING THIS
WE'RE ALL SO EXCITED, I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY WITH YOUR NEW ALBUM, "HOLY --"
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "HOLY --" WELL, WE CAN'T SAY IT ON TV.
LET'S JUST CALL IT "HOLY F." [ LAUGHTER ] >> BUT THAT'S NOT THE NAME
I MEAN, THEY GOTTA KNOW IT'S "HOLY F -- >> Jimmy: --FLAMING HOT
CHEETOS. >> NO, IT'S "HOLY F -- >> Jimmy: --FRANK SINATRA
>> JIMMMY, COME ON DON'T BE SILLY IT'S "HOLY F --"
>> Jimmy: --FRIENDS ON NBC. >> "HOLY F --" >> Jimmy: --FORGET ABOUT IT
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> HOLY -- >> Jimmy: --FIRST, I WAS
AFRIAD, I WAS PETRIFIED. >> HOLY -- >> Jimmy: --FAMILY.
WHEN YOU'RE HERE, YOU'RE IT. THAT'S OLIVE GARDEN. UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS, AMAZING
SOUPS. SO MANY THINGS >> JIMMY, ENOUGH
YOU CAN SAY IT JUST ONCE I PROMISE. THEY TOLD ME IT WAS OKAY
>> Jimmy: REALLY SAY THE TITLE? IF YOU SAY SO.
DEMI'S NEW ALBUM, "HOLY F -- * [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: DEMI LOVATO IS HERE. >> KENAN THOMPSON IS HERE. >> Jimmy: FROM "THE BEAR,"
JEREMY ALLEN WHITE IS HERE >> AND WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM ANGEL OLSEN.
>> Jimmy: GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY
* >> CHAIR >> Jimmy: HOW DOES IT FEEL
>> IT FEELS SO COOL. >> Jimmy: IT'S COOL, RIGHT WE'RE BEHIND THE DESK, THIS IS
GOOD ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO DO THE INTRO OF WHO'S ON THE SHOW
TONIGHT. LET'S JUST SAY THIS -- WHAT A GREAT SHOW WE HAVE.
YOU KNOW HIM FROM "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," HE'S ALSO HOSTING THE EMMYS, BY THE WAY, WHICH
AIRS SEPTEMBER 12th ON NBC KENAN THOMPSON IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> HE STARS IN WHAT PEOPLE ARE CALLING THE SHOW OF THE SUMMER, "THE BEAR.
SEASON ONE IS STREAMING NOW ON HULU JEREMY ALLEN WHITE IS HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC WITH ANGEL OLSEN, RIGHT HERE,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ANGEL OLSEN.
AND NOW, THIS IS KIND OF COOL, MY CO-HOST TONIGHT IS DEMI LOVATO.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S YOUR ALBUM. THEIR NEW ALBUM, "HOLY F," IS
OUT FRIDAY YOU HAVE A LOT GOING ON. YOU HAVE AN ALBUM OUT THIS
WEEKEND. THE TOUR STARTS AUGUST 30th. >> YES
>> Jimmy: IN BRAZIL, THAT'S IN TWO WEEKS. AND YOUR BIRTHDAY IS THIS
WEEKEND. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HAPPY BIRTHDAY
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE I GOT A COUPLE THINGS FOR YOU.
>> REALLY? >> Jimmy: YEAH, BECAUSE I'M HAPPY YOU'RE HERE.
>> OH, MY GOSH, THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: AND IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
NO, I MEAN, REALLY THIS IS SOMETHING -- I JUST THOUGHT, I DON'T KNOW, I JUST
THOUGHT IT WOULD BE COOL IF YOU JUST WORE THIS WOULD YOU EVER WEAR THAT
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THIS IS HARD.
I WOULD. YEAH I LOVE IT.
>> Jimmy: IT'S A GOOD HOODIE, RIGHT?
>> YES >> Jimmy: AND THEN I GOT YOU SOMETHING ELSE, BUT YOU HAVE TO
SIT DOWN IN THE FRONT SO I CAN GIVE IT TO YOU >> OH, MY GOSH
OKAY >> Jimmy: YEAH, I THINK IT'S COOL
>> WHAT A SURPRISE >> Jimmy: I KNOW, I KNOW I REALLY DID
>> OH, MY GOSH WAIT, WHERE DO I SIT RIGHT HERE
>> Jimmy: MAYBE SIT THERE, YEAH I KNOW YOUR TOUR HAS A LOT OF
GUITAR, 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU REHEARSE ALL WEEK I'M HAPPY YOU'RE HERE FOR THREE
DAYS SO, THIS IS A GIFT FROM ME TO YOU.
>> OH, MY GOSH THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: THIS IS FOR THE TOUR
>> DO I GO FOR IT? >> Jimmy: YEAH, OPEN IT UP I HOPE YOU LIKE IT
I THINK IT'S COOL. >> OH, MY GOD, IT'S SO SICK! >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU THINK?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THIS IS SO SICK *
>> Jimmy: ISN'T THAT RAD >> YES OH, MY GOD
>> Jimmy: IS THAT COOL >> THANK YOU SO MUCH YES, I LOVE IT
>> Jimmy: WOULD YOU DO THAT? >> YES >> Jimmy: I KNOW EVERYTHING IS
BLACK. HOW RAD IS THAT GUITAR THAT'S A KILLER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WOW, THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU
A LITTLE THING ON THERE JUST TO SAY, "HEY. AND I JUST LOVE YOU AND WE WISH
YOU ALL THE BEST AND YOU'RE CO-HOSTING WITH ME TONIGHT.
MORE WITH DEMI LOVATO. WE'RE GOING TO PLAY "CAN YOU FEEL IT?" WHEN WE COME BACK.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> OH, NO!
WHAT IS THAT >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO >> IT'S HAIRY!
>> Jimmy: NO, IT'S NOT NO
EVERYBODY. I'M HERE WITH MY CO-HOST, DEMI LOVATO.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NEW ALBUM OUT THIS FRIDAY. IT IS TIME TO PLAY "CAN YOU
FEEL IT? EWW.
* * CAN YOU FEEL IT * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A NUMBER OF
MYSTERY OBJECTS BROUGHT OUT IN FRONT OF US, AND OUR JOB IS TO GUESS WHAT IS IN EACH ONE.
THE CATCH IS THAT WE HAVE TO FIGURE IT OUT BY TOUCH ALONE WE DON'T EVEN SEE WHAT'S IN THE
BOX. ARE YOU READY FOR THIS >> NO.
>> Jimmy: I KNOW, ME NEITHER [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE PLAYING
THIS AGAIN BECAUSE WE'VE DONE THIS AND I REALLY CAN'T STAND THIS GAME
BUT ALL RIGHT. DEMI, SINCE WE'RE CO-HOSTSING --
OH, I'LL START THINGS OFF? [ LAUGHTER ] I THOUGHT -- I THOUGHT IT WAS
GOING TO SAY, SINCE WE'RE CO-HOSTING, YOU START IT OFF I GUESS I'M GOING TO START IT
OFF. ALL RIGHT. LET'S GET THE FIRST OBJECT
HERE WE GO * WE'RE GOING TO HAVE 30 SECONDS
TO IDENTIFY WHAT THIS IS [ LAUGHTER ] AUDIENCE, DON'T DO THAT.
BECAUSE THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS. THEY START OOHING, AND AAHING,
AND AWWING AND - OH, GOSH >> OH, MAN
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THAT DOESN'T HELP ME AT ALL ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE
30 SECONDS - TO IDENTIFY WHAT IT IS I CAN'T EVEN THINK
I'M SO BUMMED OUT RIGHT NOW. ALL RIGHT. [ SCREAMING
[ LAUGHTER ] [ SCREAMING [ LAUGHTER ]
>> IT'S GOING TO GET YOU [ SCREAMING >> Jimmy: OW, OW, OW, OW
[ LAUGHTER ] LIKE A WET NOSE. LIKE A WET NOSE IN THERE
THERE'S A WET NOSE THAT LIKE LICKED ME OR SOMETHING GROSS!
AH GOSH ALL RIGHT.
IT'S LIGHT IT'S LIGHT SO, IT'S NOTHING ALIVE IN HERE
MAYBE! >> MAYBE YOU DON'T KNOW
>> Jimmy: OH, GOD! STOP SOMEONE JUST YELLED AND I'M
FREAKING OUT [ YELLING [ LAUGHTER ]
I'M REALLY -- I'M SERIOUSLY FREAKING OUT [ LAUGHTER ]
[ BUZZER ] ALL RIGHT, I'M OUT WHAT IN THE -- WHAT IS IT?
IT DID MOVE! [ SAD TUBA ] >> IT DID MOVE
>> Jimmy: IT DID MOVE. >> IT WAS MOVING >> Jimmy: THIS THING IS
RIDICULOUS I CAN'T -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* ALL RIGHT. DEMI, YOU'RE UP.
BECAUSE YOU'RE MY CO-HOST, YOU'RE VERY LUCKY. YOU GET THE SECOND ONE
>> COOL. >> Jimmy: YEAH AND WE UP -- WE UP THE
CRAZINESS ON EACH BOX. [ YELLING [ LAUGHTER ]
>> NO! [ SCREAMING >> NO.
[ SCREAMING NO NO
NO, I HATE THAT. >> Jimmy: NO, YOU LOVE IT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> MY HEART'S BEATING REALLY FAST NOW DO I JUST DO ONE HAND OR BOTH?
>> Jimmy: GO FOR IT. >> OH, MY GOD. WAIT
IT'S SLIMY [ LAUGHTER ] I HATE IT.
IS THERE HAIR? WHAT IS THIS OH, MY GOD
IS IT -- OH, IT'S LIKE -- IT'S JELL-O >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> IT'S JELL-O * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ DINGING OH, IT'S GOT A TROLL INSIDE. >> Jimmy: BUT HOW ARE WE -
ANYONE EVER SUPPOSED TO GUESS THIS A TROLL INSIDE A JELL-O MOLD
>> YEAH, I WAS NOT GOING TO GET THAT >> Jimmy: WHO WOULD EVER GUESS
THAT THING ALL RIGHT. I WOULD SAY YOU'RE LUCKY YOU
GET TO GO TWICE, BUT IT'S MY TURN NOW *
ALL RIGHT, LET'S BRING IT IN ALL RIGHT. OH, MAN, I REALLY --
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] >> OH, THIS IS NOT GOOD. THIS IS NOT GOOD
I WOULD HATE THAT. I WOULD HATE THAT. [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU MIGHT WANT TO ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVES. >> Jimmy: OH, MAN!
[ LAUGHTER ] DON'T SAY THAT TO ME GOSH
>> OH, MY GOD. THE WET -- [ LAUGHTER ]
NO * [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: AH WAIT SO -- I ALMOST TOUCHED IT
THERE? >> WAIT. WAIT
>> Jimmy: EVERYBODY STARTED CLAPPING THEY WERE LIKE FREAKING OUT,
BECAUSE I ALMOST TOUCHED IT. >> RIGHT RIGHT.
CLOSER THERE YOU GO [ SCREAMING
>> Jimmy: IT STUNG ME! IT STUNG ME! SOMETHING STUNG ME
[ SCREAMING BLEEDING I'M BLEEDING
[ LAUGHTER ] WHAT IS IT IT'S GROSS
I'M BLEEDING DID THAT MOVE? I'M LOOKING AT WHAT THAT IS.
[ BUZZER ] [ LAUGHTER ] [ SAD TUBA ]
[ APPLAUSE ] IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. IT MOVED
I CAN'T -- BOTH OF MY THINGS MOVED. YOUR THING DID NOT MOVE.
DEMI, LUCKY YOU. YOU'RE UP. MAYBE YOU GET TO GO TWICE.
>> YEAH, BUT IT UPS THE ANTE EVERY TIME >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT
YES, WE DO >> SO, I'M NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS AT ALL
[ AUDIENCE OOHs NO DON'T DO THAT.
YOU CAN'T DANCE. THAT'S NOT FAIR. I DIDN'T DANCE WHEN YOU WERE UP
HERE OKAY HERE WE GO
I'M SHAKING. >> Jimmy: YOU GOT THIS >> OH, MY GOD.
WHY IS IT -- THERE'S HEAT RADIATING. >> Jimmy: NO, NO
YOU GOT THIS >> IS IT IN MY HEAD? >> Jimmy: YOU GOT IT
>> OH, WAIT. OH, OH, IT'S WATER [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S WATER WITH RUBBER DUCKIES [ DINGING
UNBELIEVABLE >> THAT'S CUTE >> Jimmy: I'M SO MAD
THIS IS WHY -- THIS HOW MUCH MORE MY WRITERS LOVE YOU THAN ME
LITTLE RUBBER DUCKIES IN WATER I GOT THE GROSSEST, WHAT EVEN WAS THAT
SPAGHETTIOS SPITTING OUT OF A VOLCANO? [ LAUGHTER ]
THANK GOODNESS THIS IS THE LAST ONE. WE'RE GOING TO TOUCH THE SAME
ITEM AT THE SAME TIME. WE'RE GOING TO GET -- FIRST PERSON TO GUESS IT WINS.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> THAT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN
* [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE *
I CAN FEEL ITS HEAT. >> Jimmy: IT'S HOT, RIGHT?
* >> OH, NO! WHAT IS THAT
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO >> IT'S HAIRY! >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S NOT
NO, IT'S NOT >> NO, IT'S HAIRY! >> Jimmy: IT'S HAIRY
NO [ LAUGHTER ] [ SCREAMS
>> Jimmy: WHAT IS THIS [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
COME HERE, COME HERE IT'S KENAN THOMPSON. *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY IT'S YOU.
I'M SO HAPPY IT'S YOU. >> I WANTED TO BITE YOU. >> Jimmy: KENAN THOMPSON,
EVERYBODY! OH, MY GOSH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE'RE TALKING TO KENAN AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
THANK YOU, DEMI. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: AT THE BOTTOM, IT SAYS, "WHAT'S UP WITH THAT PART TWO?
>> YEAH, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT PART TWO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
WHAT'S UP WITH THAT SEQUEL THERE? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
>> Jimmy: WAIT, SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> YES >> Jimmy: ARE YOU SAYING -- ARE YOU SAYING THAT "GOOD BURGER"
TWO IS HAPPENING >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST, TONIGHT, IS AN EMMY-WINNING
PERFORMER WHO YOU KNOW FROM "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." GOSH, HE'S FUNNY
HE'S ALSO HOSTING THE EMMYS WHICH, WILL AIR LIVE SEPTEMBER 12th ON NBC AND PEACOCK.
>> EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME KENAN THOMPSON >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> Jimmy: OH, IT'S GOOD TO SEE
YOU. MAN, YOU GOT ME, BUD >> I GOT YOU ON THAT ONE
THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. >> Jimmy: YOU SCARED ME, BUDDY YOU SCARED ME.
I WANTED TO WEAR MY SUNGLASSES THE WHOLE TIME >> Jimmy: KENAN, I WANTED TO
ASK YOU ABOUT THIS THIS IS VERY, VERY COOL. DEMI, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW
THIS >> I DID SEE THAT. >> Jimmy: KENAN GOT A STAR ON
THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME >> OH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* YEAH THAT WAS AWESOME
>> Jimmy: I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER FOR YOU, BUD WHAT WAS -
>> PEEP THE BOWTIE >> Jimmy: YEAH, LOOKING -- YOU'RE LOOKING SHARP
>> THAT'S RIGHT. >> Jimmy: BUT, I MEAN, THAT'S AN AMAZING ACCOMPLISHMENT.
WHAT DID -
AND STARTED SELLING BEAN PIES.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO, NO DID -- DID YOU -- WHAT WAS IT
LIKE WHAT'S THE VIBE THERE THOUGH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU KNOW, IT WAS -- IT WAS AMAZING. IT WAS VERY SURREAL.
MY WHOLE FAMILY WAS THERE. YOU KNOW, GENERATIONS OF FAMILY AND STUFF LIKE THAT.
SO, IT WAS JUST VERY TOUCHING. IT WAS HOT [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU COULD -- YOU COULD SEE IT ON MY LITTLE ONE'S FACE
LIKE, SHE WAS NOT HAVING IT. >> Jimmy: SHE WAS LIKE, "THIS IS JUST TOO HOT.
HURRY -- HURRY THIS UP." >> SHE WAS OVER IT >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> YEAH, SHE WANTED CHICKEN FINGERS. SO, I MEAN, I GET IT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH SHE --
>> I GET IT. >> Jimmy: YOU SENT ME A PICTURE, WHICH I AM GLAD,
BECAUSE YOU'RE ON THE CARPET HERE LOOK
ISN'T THIS NICE? YOU'RE WEARING THE BOWTIE. YOU GOT THE THEME.
>> YEAH, YEAH. YEAH, EVERYTHING WAS NICE. >> Jimmy: YOU STARTED ON THE
RED CARPET ISN'T THAT BEAUTIFUL >> THE RED CARPET OUT THERE.
THAT'S NICE. >> Jimmy: YEAH AND THEN, UNDER THE RED CARPET,
YOU SEE THIS POKING OUT. >> YEAH, ON THE SIDE >> Jimmy: THAT'S
LORNE MICHAELS [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S -
>> YES [ LAUGHTER ] YES.
>> Jimmy: HOW DISRESPECTFUL. HOW DISRESPECTFUL. >> YES
YEAH, IT SEEMED REAL DIS -- THEY JUST HALF COVERED >> Jimmy: HOW DISRESPECTFUL TO
THE GREAT LORNE MICHAELS >> YEAH, THAT'S JUST -- THAT'S COLD, LORNE MICHAELS
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE GOT PHANTOM OF THE OPERA'D.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HE GOT PHANTOM'D >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> COVER THE WHOLE THING UP. YOU KNOW
DON'T JUST HAVE HIM -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, DON'T EVEN LET YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE OVER
LORNE'S STAR >> -- PEEKING AT ME. THAT'S WEIRD
HE'S ALWAYS WATCHING >> Jimmy: BUT YOU'RE NEXT TO -- YOU'RE NEXT TO LORNE'S STAR.
>> YEAH, IT'S CRAZY. >> Jimmy: THAT'S KIND OF COOL. >> IT'S UNBELIEVABLE, MAN.
LIKE, I MEAN, WHEN ARE YOU GETTING YOURS? YOU'RE GETTING YOURS -
>> WHAT? >> Jimmy: "GOOD BURGER." >> OH, LOOK AT THE GOOD BURGER
LITTLE KIDDY FACES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE BABIES.
>> I HAVE TO SAY, I HAD THIS ON AN ORANGE VHS TAPE >> YOU HAD THE ORANGE TAPE
>> YES, I HAD THE ORANGE TAPE. >> OH, AMAZING >> Jimmy: THAT'S LEGIT
THAT'S REAL. >> YES YES.
>> Jimmy: NICKELODEON. >> VHS TAPES WERE A WAY FOR -- [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> -- PEOPLE TO WATCH MOVIES IN THE '90s
>> Jimmy: THEY UNDERST -- THEY UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY -- YEAH >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND THIS IS 25 YEARS AGO. >> YEAH, THAT'S CRAZY.
ANYBODY FEELING OLD YET? >> Jimmy: NO AT THE BOTTOM, IT SAYS, "WHAT'S
UP WITH THAT PART TWO? >> YEAH, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT PART TWO
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING WHAT'S UP WITH THAT SEQUEL THERE?
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN >> Jimmy: WAIT, SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YES >> Jimmy: ARE YOU SAYING -- ARE
YOU SAYING THAT GOOD BURGER TWO IS HAPPENING >> I WOULD LIKE IT TO.
>> Jimmy: OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S VERY ANTICLIMACTIC.
>> VERY ANTI - >> Jimmy: ANTI -- YEAH >> I WOULD LOVE TO NOW
NO, I WOULD -- WE ARE, YOU KNOW, WORKING HARDER ON IT THAN -- THAN EVER.
SO, IT'S ABOUT, YOU KNOW, MEETING THE NUMBERS. LETTING THE NUMBERS MATCH UP,
'CAUSE I NEED THEM NUMBERS YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
>> Jimmy: OH, STOP IT. YOU'RE NOT EVEN LOOKING AT ANYONE
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU WEREN'T EVEN LOOKING AT -- >> YOU GUYS -- YOU GUYS FEEL
ME, RIGHT? >> Jimmy: THERE'S NO ONE THERE THERE'S NO ONE THERE
>> Y'ALL FEEL WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, MAN YOU KNOW THE NUMBERS I NEED,
MAN. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
OF WHAT IT WOULD BE ABOUT? NO >> I FEEL LIKE KEL SHOULD HAVE,
LIKE, A MILLION KIDS LIKE, ED'S CHARACTER SHOULD HAVE, LIKE, A MILLION KIDS
AND THEN, LIKE, I'M COMING OUT OF JAIL FOR SOMETHING THAT HE PUT ME IN JAIL FOR
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT HE DID AND YOU --
YEAH, AND HE HAD A GREAT LIFE, YOU WENT TO PRISON CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE
GOING INTO THE 20th SEASON OF "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE"? 2-0.
>> YEAH. 2-0. IT'S CRAZY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 20 YEARS >> Jimmy: THIS IS LEGENDARY
STATUS LEGENDARY STATUS >> I MEAN, I AGREE WITH YOU,
SIR. IT IS LEGENDARY STATUS I DON'T KNOW HOW TO LIKE,
PROCESS THAT, MAN. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING IT'S STILL ALL ABOUT, LIKE -
>> Jimmy: I MEAN, WE WERE THERE -- HOW DO YOU -- DO YOU REMEMBER THE YEARS WE WERE
TOGETHER >> IT WAS ONLY ONE YEAR. LIKE, I REMEMBER YOU BEING THE
BIGGEST DAMN NEAR ROCKSTAR ON THE SHOW YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
LIKE YOU DIDN'T REALLY DO MUCH WORK [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHY I WANT MY STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME
>> BUT YOU -- ONLY BECAUSE YOU WERE SO SEASONED AT, YOU COULD JUST COME -- FLOAT IN, DO
WHATEVER YOU WANTED, AND, LIKE, THAT WAS COOL. LIKE, YOU DIDN'T EVEN FEEL THE
PRESSURES OF ANYTHING. LIKE, YOU DID -- WE DID A "GREASE" SKETCH WHERE YOU HAD
TO SING, LIKE, THAT SUPER HIGH PITCHED JOHN TRAVOLTA. AND YOU -- YOU CRUSHED THAT.
LIKE, NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE CAN SQUEAK UP THAT HIGH. HIGH
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH >> AND, IT WAS YOU AND TINA. AND Y'ALL JUST SEEMED LIKE
Y'ALL WERE MARRIED, AND THAT WAS COOL [ LAUGHTER ]
AND, JUST LIKE BEST FRIENDS. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND IT WAS -- IT WAS AN
INTERESTING, LIKE, BROTHERHOOD TO JOIN. BROTHERHOOD/SISTERHOOD
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I WAS SO HAPPY THAT Y'ALL WERE LIKE MY -- MY OLDER
SIBLINGS YOU KNOW I HAVE SUCH - >> Jimmy: AND THEN I LEFT YOU
IN THE DUST. >> IN THE DUST, COMPLETELY [ LAUGHTER ]
AND WENT TO DO, LIKE, MOVIE MAD MOVIES >> Jimmy: YEAH
I SAID, "SON, TAKE CARE OF THIS PLACE. AND THEN YOU CAME -- YOU CAME
BACK HOME. >> Jimmy: I CAME BACK HOME >> RIGHT TO THE SIXTH FLOOR.
>> Jimmy: I DID. >> WE'RE -- WE'RE RIGHT UPSTAIRS
SO - >> Jimmy: I SEE YOU ALL THE TIME
I'M ALWAYS ROOTING FOR YOU, BUDDY. >> NICE HAVING YOU BACK HOME,
DAD. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT'S GOOD.
GOOD TIMES >> Jimmy: I PROMISED I WOULDN'T CRY.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I PROMISED EVERYONE I WOULDN'T CRY
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE EMMYS? >> LET'S TALK ABOUT THE EMMYS. I'M HOSTING IT
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE HOSTING THE EMMYS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> BING, BONG, BANG! YEAH >> Jimmy: YOU'VE WON ON EMMY
YOU'VE BEEN NOMINATED FOR EMMYS. DO YOU REMEMBER FIRST GOING TO
THE EMMYS? >> YEAH, MY FIRST TIME ACTUALLY GOING, I HAD TO OPEN THE SHOW
WITH KATE DOING THIS, LIKE, SONG AND DANCE AND WE -
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH I REMEMBER THAT. >> YEAH, WITH, LIKE, ALL THE
OTHER, LIKE, I THINK, I WANT TO SAY NBC KIND OF TALENT AND IT WAS, LIKE, A FULL ON
WEEK OF REHEARSAL. AND WE HAD JUST WON THE PREVIOUS WEEK.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S YOUR FIRST TIME AT THE EMMYS. >> MY FIRST TIME
>> Jimmy: YOU OPENED IT. >> SO, IT WAS LIKE A TWO-WEEK EXPERIENCE
WE WON THE CREATIVE EMMYS THE WEEK BEFORE FOR "COME BACK, BARACK."
AND THEN, YEAH WE -- MY FIRST TIME GOING, I HAD TO OPEN THE SHOW
BIG, BIG ASS STAGE CRAZY. >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF
THE INGREDIENTS FOR A GOOD AWARD SHOW >> NOT TO BORE EVERYBODY LIKE I
HOPE I'M NOT DOING RIGHT NOW [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO
>> NO. >> YEAH, 'CAUSE IT GETS KIND OF REDUNDANT, I GUESS
YOU KNOW THERE'S GOING TO BE, LIKE, 20/30 AWARDS OR SOMETHING.
SO, YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO, LIKE, YOU KNOW, GET UP THERE LIKE THE NBA DRAFT AND THEY'RE
LIKE, "I WANT TO THANK GOD, MY FAMILY, AND, YOU KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
I WANT TO TRY HARD." YOU KNOW, LIKE THAT BILL BURR JOKE
BUT IT'S MY JOB TO, LIKE, KEEP EVERYTHING FRESH AND HYPE AND, YOU KNOW, CELEBRATING, YOU
KNOW, ARTISTIC CREATIVITY. >> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK THEY COULD HAVE PICKED A BETTER
HUMAN TO HOST THIS >> OH, MAN THANK YOU, MAN
>> Jimmy: KENAN THOMPSON, CONGRATULATIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> THANK YOU -- THANK YOU VERY MUCH THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> Jimmy: KENAN THOMPSON, EVERYBODY. HOSTING THE EMMYS, LIVE,
SEPTEMBER 12th ON NBC. THEY'RE ALSO STREAMING ON PEACOCK.
>> RIGHT >> Jimmy: JEREMY ALLEN WHITE JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A TALENTED ACTOR, WHO IS THE STAR OF THE HUGE FX SHOW, "THE
BEAR." ALL OF SEASON ONE IS STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON HULU.
>> PLEASE WELCOME JEREMY ALLEN WHITE >> Jimmy: YEAH
* >> Jimmy: JEREMY ALLEN WHITE
JEREMY, WELCOME TO THE SHOW. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR BEING
HERE >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR COMING
YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST FAMILY MEMBER TO BE IN "THE TONIGHT SHOW" WORLD.
TO BE AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW." >> THAT'S RIGHT. YEAH
MY -- I THINK YOU ALWAYS WANT YOUR CHILDREN TO OUTSHINE YOU. I JUST DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GONNA
HAPPEN THIS EARLY. MY 3-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER, EZER, CAME HERE, WHAT, LIKE TWO
MONTHS AGO, SIX WEEKS AGO? >> Jimmy: YEAH >> OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND GOT TO -- GOT TO HANG OUT WITH YOU
>> Jimmy: DAKOTA -- DAKOTA JOHNSON IS HER GODMOTHER.
>> DAKOTA -- YEAH, DAKOTA'S HER GODMOTHER. AND SHE'S A REALLY BIG FAN OF
ANGEL MOON, WHICH IS THIS, LIKE - >> Jimmy: CHRIS MARTIN
>> -- PUPPET IN COLDPLAY'S NEW ALBUM. YEAH, MAYBE YOU CAN --
>> Jimmy: THEY HAVE LIKE A A MUPPET BAND CALLED THE WEIRDOS.
>> THE WEIRDOS YEAH >> Jimmy: AND THEY'RE ALL
MUPPETS. >> THEY'RE ALL MUPPETS >> Jimmy: AND THEY'RE FROM
SPACE. YEAH, YEAH >> Jimmy: AND SO -
>> THEY WERE ON THE SHOW IT WASN'T EVEN CHRIS, REALLY >> Jimmy: NO, THEY WERE BOOKED
ON THE SHOW, YEAH. >> RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT >> Jimmy: AND THEN THIS
BEAUTIFUL LITTLE BABY WAS WALKING AROUND WITH DAKOTA, AND SHE WAS LIKE, "ANGEL MOON,
ANGEL MOON." SHE WAS, LIKE, SO CUTE AND SHE WAS LIKE -
I GO, "OH, MY GOSH." LIKE I -- EV -- NO ONE COULD STOP LOOKING AT THIS KID
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SOMEBODY TOOK A PICTURE OF ME DOING OUR
EXCHANGE, I WANT TO SAY. >> OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: I DID NOT KNOW -
>> LOOK AT THAT HAIR >> Jimmy: I DID NOT KNOW IT WAS YOUR BABY.
>> YOU'VE STILL GOT THE PANDA THERE. YEAH
>> Jimmy: THAT'S ADAM SANDLER'S HAWAIIAN SHIRT >> OH, NICE.
[ LAUGHTER ] MAN, SHE'S MET ADAM SANDLER, TOO.
SHE'S REALLY LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH
SHE HAD A GREAT -- >> REALLY SHINING, MAN >> Jimmy: SHE HAD A GREAT --
YEAH, SHE'S WELCOME BACK WHENEVER >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
COOL >> Jimmy: I'M HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE, BECAUSE MAN, OH MAN, DID
I HEAR MORE ABOUT THIS SHOW THAN ANYTHING ON EARTH "THE BEAR.
>> "THE BEAR." >> Jimmy: EVERYONE -- IT'S ALMOST LIKE -- I DON'T KNOW IF
THE INTERNET WAS FINDING ME OR THINKING THAT I WOULD BE REALLY INTO IT.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT EVERYBODY'S LIKE, YOU'VE GOT TO WATCH "THE BEAR."
IT'S THE MUST-SEE SHOW I'M LIKE, "I GET IT. 'THE BEAR.
WHAT IS IT ABOUT IS IT ABOUT A BEAR WHAT IS GOING ON."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I HAD NO CLUE WHAT IT'S ABOUT. IT'S LIKE, NO, IT'S ABOUT
A RESTAURANT IN CHICAGO. >> YES >> Jimmy: I GO, "OKAY.
I STILL HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH CHICAGO. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I LIKE FOOD. FINE >> YEAH, FOOD.
IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'LL LIKE IT. YEAH >> Jimmy: IT DOESN'T
WHY? [ LAUGHTER ] I HAVE NO CONNECTION
I LOVE IT. >> YOU LOVE IT >> Jimmy: THE INTERNET WAS
RIGHT. >> OH, GOOD. >> Jimmy: EVERYONE WHO TOLD ME
WAS RIGHT. IT'S LIKE 100% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES
>> IT'S DOING REALLY WELL, MAN >> Jimmy: YOU CRUSH IT HOW DO WE EXPLAIN IT TO
EVERYONE IT'S VERY FAST I WILL SAY, IT MOVES FAST.
YOU COULD PROBABLY BINGE THIS IN A WEEKEND >> YEAH, YEAH.
IT'S LIKE FOUR AND A HALF HOURS. IT'S EIGHT EPISODES.
AND I THINK WE WERE TRYING TO CAPTURE, LIKE, THE PACE OF A A KITCHEN, WHICH IS REALLY,
REALLY INTENSE AND THE SHOW IS ABOUT A YOUNG CHEF, CARMEN BERZATTO, COMING
HOME TO CHICAGO AFTER WORKING IN THESE, LIKE, REALLY INTENSE KITCHEN ENVIRONMENTS ALL OVER
THE WORLD. AND HE COMES HOME, AND HE, KIND OF, INHERITS HIS FAMILY'S
SANDWICH SHOP AFTER HIS BROTHER PASSES AWAY. SO HE COMES BACK, AND HE'S --
HE'S TRYING TO, KIND OF, LIKE, BRING THIS SHOP TO A DIFFERENT, SORT OF, GLORY
AND HE'S ALSO DEALING WITH THE DEATH OF -- OF HIS BROTHER >> Jimmy: YEAH
PEOPLE ARE LOVING, ALSO, THE ATTENTION TO DETAIL IN THIS SHOW
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND I WILL SAY, THAT RIGHT THERE -- ANYONE WHO --
YEAH >> THAT'S A DELI, IS WHAT THEY CALL IT, RIGHT THERE
>> Jimmy: IF YOU DRINK OUT OF THAT PLASTIC DELI THING -- THAT'S WHAT CHEFS DRINK OUT OF
>> YOU'RE THE REAL DEAL. >> DID YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK FOR THAT
LIKE, HOW DID YOU REALIZE THAT >> YEAH. SO, WE -- WE DID -- WE DID A
A LOT OF WORK. I SPENT A LOT OF TIME IN KITCHENS
THE KITCHEN I SPENT THE MOST TIME AT WAS A RESTAURANT IN L.A. CALLED PASJOLI.
IT'S IN SANTA MONICA CHEF DAVE BERAN IS CHEF THERE. HE'S REALLY INCREDIBLE
THEY HAVE A STAR -- A MICHELIN STAR, WHICH IS KIND OF LIKE THE BIGGEST DEAL IN THE RESTAURANT
WORLD. >> Jimmy: DO PEOPLE KNOW WHO YOU ARE AT THE TIME, BEFORE
"THE BEAR" CAME OUT? >> I MEAN, SO WE WERE ALL IN MASKS.
I WAS IN THE KITCHEN IT'S AN OPEN KITCHEN SO, IT LIKE, IT WAS KIND OF
FINE AND I LIKED THAT I COULD BE THERE, YOU KNOW.
EVERYBODY WAS LIKE, "THIS IS JUST SOME ACTOR. AND THEY DIDN'T REALLY GIVE IT
ANY THOUGHT. THE SHOW HADN'T COME OUT THEY DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT
THE SHOW, SO I FELT VERY, LIKE, YOU KNOW, SAFE, THERE. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> BUT YEAH, YEAH. WE DID ALL OUR HOMEWORK. AND WE HAD THESE WONDERFUL
CHEFS. MATTY MATHESON, WHO'S A REALLY INCREDIBLE CHEF,
COURTNEY STORER, WHO'S THE SHOW RUNNER'S SISTER, WAS A CHEF AT THIS PLACE, JON AND VINNY'S, IN
L.A. FROM THESE GUYS. YEAH, THAT PLACE IS GREAT.
>> YEAH. SO GOOD. >> Jimmy: I WENT TO A PLACE
CALLED MR. BEEF, I WANT TO SAY, IN CHICAGO >> YEAH.
THAT'S WHERE WE SHOOT. >> Jimmy: I WAS THERE. I'M IN THAT PLACE.
>> OH, MY GOD. [ LAUGHTER ] IS YOUR FACE UP ON THE WALL?
>> Jimmy: I THINK MY FACE IS ON THE WALL >> YOUR FACE IS PROBABLY ON THE
WALL >> Jimmy: I THINK I AM ON THE WALL
>> YEAH. YEAH, YEAH >> Jimmy: OH, I HOPE I DON'T
TAKE YOU OUT OF CHARACTER NEXT TIME YOU'RE DOING THIS >> I KNOW I'M JUST GOING TO
MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH YOU AS I'M -- >> Jimmy: LIKE, "LOOK, THEY LET
ANY MORON IN THIS PLACE. YEAH >> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU THROW -- THROW A A DRINK AT THE PICTURE AND HAVE IT SPLASH OFF ME
[ LAUGHTER ] >> AT THE DELI >> Jimmy: BUT I'D LOVE TO MAKE
A CAMEO. >> SWEET >> Jimmy: YEAH
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP OF "THE BEAR." >> OKAY, COOL, COOL.
>> Jimmy: CHECK THIS OUT
>> TIME TO TRY THE NEW
SANDWICHES BEHIND ORDER!
* MARCUS, ROLLS. PLEASE, CHEF
[ BLEEP AGAIN. *
THAT'S CRUMBLY IT'S TOO DENSE >> DOING IT BY HAND.
>> YO. >> IT'S THE MIXER. >> IT'S NOT THE MIXER, ALL
RIGHT. IT'S CRUMBLY THE OVEN'S TOO DRY
YOU NEED TO FILL A BAKING SHEET WITH WATER, PUT IT ON THE OVEN FLOOR, THROW IN ANOTHER BATCH,
OKAY >> OKAY, DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB.
>> JUST DO IT. * >> YO!
SOMEBODY COME TRY THIS, COUSIN >> YEAH, RIGHT >> THAT WAS DONE PERFECT
>> THERE YOU GO, CHEF. CHEF WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> IT'S REDUNDANT AND WHITE, JUST LIKE YOU.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: REDUNDANT AND WHITE, JUST LIKE -- YES, CHEF
JEREMY ALLEN WHITE SEASON ONE OF "THE BEAR" IS STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON HULU.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM ANGEL OLSEN STICK AROUND
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS
PERFORMING IN CENTRAL PARK THIS WEEKEND AS PART OF THE WILD HEARTS TOUR.
PERFORMING "ALL THE GOOD TIMES" FROM HER NEW ALBUM "BIG TIME," PLEASE WELCOME ANGEL OLSEN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* I CAN'T SAY
THAT I'M SORRY * * WHEN I DON'T FEEL SO WRONG ANYMORE *
* I CAN'T TEL YOU I'M TRYING * * WHEN THERE'S NOTHIN
LEFT HERE TO TRY FOR * * AND I DON'T KNO HOW IT HAPPENED *
* WE'VE BOTH ABANDONE THE REASON WE USED TO BELIEVE *
* WAS IT LOVE THAT WE SHARE WHEN WE EASILY CARED * * NOW IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
TO CONCEIVE * * I DON'T KNO WHO CAN SEE YOU *
* IF YOU'VE EVER LEARNE HOW TO LET SOMEONE IN * * WELL, I'VE TRIE
TO COME FIND YOU * * BUT I JUST DON'T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN *
* IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN OPE THERE'S NO WAY OF KNOWING * * WITH THE WAY THAT
KNOWING YOU HAS BEEN * * WAS IT ALWAYS SO BROKEN IF THESE THOUGHT
WERE SPOKEN * * WOULD IT BRING US TOGETHER AGAIN
PROBABLY NOT * * * I CAN'T SAY
THAT I'M SORRY * * WHEN I DON'T FEEL SO WRONG ANYMORE *
* I CAN'T TELL YO I'M TRYING * * WHEN THERE'S NOTHIN
LEFT HERE TO TRY FOR * * WELL, I WON'T BE THE ON TO KEEP HOLDING YOU BACK *
* IF THERE'S SOMETHIN YOU'RE MISSING THEN GO RIGHT AHEAD *
* I'LL BE LONG GONE THANKS FOR THE SONGS * * GUESS IT'S TIME TO WAKE U
FROM THIS TRIP WE'VE BEEN ON * * SO LONG, FAREWELL
THIS IS THE END * * AND I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBE YOU JUST LIKE A FRIEND *
* AND THE WAY THAT YOU SAID AS HEAVY AS LEAD * * YOU'VE ALWAYS KNOWN HOW
TO GET STRAIGHT TO MY HEAD * * THANKS FOR THE FREE RID AND ALL OF THE GOOD TIMES *
>> AND I JUST WANT TO SAY,
THANK YOU DEMI AND THANK YOU JIMMY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND I ALSO WANT TO SAY, "YES, CHEF." AND I WANT TO SAY HAPPY
BIRTHDAY TO YOU, DEMI. HAPPY BIRTHDAY THANKS FOR HAVING US ON THE
SHOW WE GOT SOME MORE SHOWS TO DO ONE IN CENTRAL PARK.
AND WE'RE GOING TO KEEP ON ROLLING, SO GOD BLESS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: COME ON, NOW >> YOU'RE SO SWEET THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> Jimmy: ANGEL OLSEN! "BIG TIME" IS OUT NOW! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYONE. *
CO-HOST DEMI LOVATO, ONCE AGAIN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AH, I LOVE YOU I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. KENAN THOMPSON,
JEREMY ALLEN WHITE, ANGEL OLSEN, ONCE AGAIN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
"BIG TIME. AND, OF COURSE, THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA,
PENNSYLVANIA STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE