1 00:00:05,372 --> 00:00:08,274 >> GOOD TO SEE YOU >> Jimmy: THIS IS YOU, RIGHT 2 00:00:08,274 --> 00:00:10,143 HERE >> THIS IS IT? >> Jimmy: YEAH 3 00:00:10,143 --> 00:00:12,312 IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, YOU LET ME KNOW. OKAY, BUD? 4 00:00:12,312 --> 00:00:14,180 >> THANK YOU THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: YEAH, SURE 5 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:16,249 NO NO, NO, NO, JIMMY. JIMMY, THIS IS ALL WRONG 6 00:00:16,249 --> 00:00:18,018 OKAY I NEED YOU TO HEAR ME. CAN YOU HEAR ME? 7 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,986 CAN YOU HEAR ME? CAN YOU HEAR ME? >> Jimmy: I --I -- 8 00:00:19,986 --> 00:00:21,955 >> YES OKAY, LISTEN YOU NEED TO HEAR ME. 9 00:00:21,955 --> 00:00:23,923 CAN YOU HEAR ME? >> Jimmy: I --I -- >> ALL RIGHT, I NEED 10 00:00:23,923 --> 00:00:25,992 14 SANDWICHES. OKAY I NEED BETTER VEGGIES. 11 00:00:25,992 --> 00:00:30,597 ORGANIC. 33 SLICES OF PIZZA ONE GRILLED CHEESE, OKAY 12 00:00:30,597 --> 00:00:34,401 AND JIMMY, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, I NEED TEN POP'EMS, CHILLED. STAT 13 00:00:34,401 --> 00:00:37,237 YOU GOT THAT >> Jimmy: YES. >> YES, WHAT 14 00:00:37,237 --> 00:00:46,646 >> Jimmy: YES, PLEASE? [ LAUGHTER ] >> GET OUT OF MY ROOM. 15 00:00:46,646 --> 00:00:49,416 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN 16 00:00:49,416 --> 00:00:52,886 ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING 17 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:59,659 JIMMY FALLON AND DEMI LOVATO." TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - 18 00:00:59,659 --> 00:01:04,564 KENAN THOMPSON JEREMY ALLEN WHITE MUSICAL GUEST, ANGEL OLSEN 19 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:11,671 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1701 20 00:01:11,671 --> 00:01:20,380 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 21 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:40,200 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 22 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,936 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, EVERYBODY. 23 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:47,540 WELCOME, ENJOY YOURSELF. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. 24 00:01:47,540 --> 00:01:50,276 YOU'RE HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GUYS, I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT 25 00:01:50,276 --> 00:01:54,547 THIS DEMI LOVATO IS MY CO-HOST TONIGHT. 26 00:01:54,547 --> 00:01:59,452 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Steve: COME ON. 27 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:01,788 >> Jimmy: YEP. LAST WEEK, I CO-HOSTED WITH MEGAN THEE STALLION AND NOW, 28 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:08,428 DEMI LOVATO. YEAH, I'M GOING TO - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 29 00:02:08,428 --> 00:02:10,230 I'M GOING TO GET WORRIED IF NBC SAYS, "OKAY, NOW LET'S JUST TRY IT MEGAN AND DEMI. 30 00:02:10,230 --> 00:02:14,334 JIMMY, YOU GET OUT OF THE WAY. [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S GET SOME NEWS. 31 00:02:14,334 --> 00:02:15,969 I SAW THAT SINCE THE FBI'S SEARCH OF MAR-A-LAGO, FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS BEEN 32 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,737 SCRAMBLING TO PUT TOGETHER A A TEAM OF EXPERIENCED LAWYERS, BUT EVERYONE IS TURNING HIM 33 00:02:17,737 --> 00:02:27,080 DOWN [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] TRUMP NEEDS TO BE CAREFUL. 34 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:29,849 IF HE SAYS, "I'M DESPERATE" THREE TIMES IN A ROW, RUDY GIULIANI WILL APPEAR. 35 00:02:29,849 --> 00:02:35,755 [ LAUGHTER ] HE'S LIKE, "SHOWTIME!" BUT TRUMP'S OFFER TO LAWYERS IS 36 00:02:35,755 --> 00:02:38,091 PRETTY ENTICING. HE'S LIKE, "SURE, WE'LL PROBABLY LOSE, BUT I ALSO WON'T 37 00:02:38,091 --> 00:02:44,698 PAY YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] TRUMP'S PRETTY DEPRESSED ABOUT 38 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:47,233 IT TONIGHT, HE WAS ON THE COUCH WORKING WITH THE LAW FIRM OF 39 00:02:47,233 --> 00:02:51,971 BEN AND JERRY. [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, THE OTHER BIG 40 00:02:51,971 --> 00:02:55,208 POLITICAL STORY IS THAT REPRESENTITIVE LIZ CHENEY, WHO'S ON THE JANUARY 6th 41 00:02:55,208 --> 00:02:59,245 COMMITTEE, AND HAS BEEN OUTSPOKEN ABOUT TRUMP'S DEFEAT IN THE ELECTION, LOST HER 42 00:02:59,245 --> 00:03:02,415 PRIMARY RACE TO A CHALLENGER THAT HE ENDORSED TRUMP WAS SO EXCITED HE THREW 43 00:03:02,415 --> 00:03:11,057 A TICKER TAPE PARADE MADE OUT OF CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS. [ LAUGHTER ] 44 00:03:11,057 --> 00:03:14,060 "CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON." [ LAUGHTER ] 45 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:16,629 IN HER CONCESSION SPEECH, CHENEY PROMISED TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO ENSURE THAT 46 00:03:16,629 --> 00:03:26,673 DONALD TRUMP IS NEVER AGAIN ANYWHERE NEAR THE OVAL OFFICE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 47 00:03:26,673 --> 00:03:34,080 SO, SHE'S INSTALLING A RAMP. [ LAUGHTER ] "THESE SHOES ARE VERY 48 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:37,617 SLIPPERY." YOU GUYS SEE THIS? TODAY, CDC DIRECTOR, 49 00:03:37,617 --> 00:03:41,087 ROCHELLE WALENSKY, SAID THAT THE AGENCY DIDN'T RESPOND QUICKLY ENOUGH TO THE COVID 50 00:03:41,087 --> 00:03:45,925 PANDEMIC, AND CALLED FOR A A REORGANIZATION YEAH, THE CDC SAID THAT THEY 51 00:03:45,925 --> 00:03:50,397 DIDN'T RESPONDED QUICKLY ENOUGH TO THE PANDEMIC. THEY MIGHT BE ON TO SOMETHING 52 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:53,133 BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS LIKE, "SORRY, WHICH OF THE CURRENT PANDEMICS ARE YOU REFERRING 53 00:03:53,133 --> 00:03:57,303 TO?" [ LAUGHTER ] * 54 00:03:57,303 --> 00:03:59,806 * WE'RE COOL FOR THE SUMMER * GUYS, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS IT IS TIME FOR MY AMAZING 55 00:03:59,806 --> 00:04:02,776 CO-HOST FOR THE EVENING. DEMI LOVATO, GET OUT HERE. DEMI 56 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:04,411 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * COME ON. 57 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:11,384 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH. 58 00:04:11,384 --> 00:04:20,260 >> Jimmy: COME ON, NOW I DIDN'T EVEN GET A STANDING OVATION LIKE THIS. 59 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:25,398 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WOW >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH. 60 00:04:25,398 --> 00:04:31,838 >> THANK YOU GUYS, SO MUCH JIMMY, I WAS WONDERING, CAN I JOIN YOU FOR YOUR MONOLOGUE? 61 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:33,907 >> Jimmy: OF COURSE, I'D LOVE IT BUT THERE'S SO MUCH GOING ON 62 00:04:33,907 --> 00:04:39,079 RIGHT NOW. I MEAN, THERE'S -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 63 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:40,814 TODAY, RUDY GIULIANI APPEARED BEFORE A GRAND JURY IN GEORGIA TO TESTIFY ABOUT ELECTION 64 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:45,185 INTERFERENCE HBO IS ABOUT TO DEBUT ITS "GAME OF THRONES" PREQUEL SERIES, 65 00:04:45,185 --> 00:04:51,291 "HOUSE OF THE DRAGON." [ CHEERS ] >> DOCTORS ARE TELLING PEOPLE 66 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:55,562 TO STOP DOING A TIKTOK CHALLENGE WHERE YOU TAPE YOUR MOUTH SHUT WHILE YOU SLEEP 67 00:04:55,562 --> 00:05:02,102 [ LAUGHTER ] AND CAPRI SUN RECALLED THOUSANDS OF DRINKS BECAUSE 68 00:05:02,102 --> 00:05:04,537 THEY MIGHT CONTAIN CLEANING SOLUTION >> Jimmy: YEAH, THERE'S A LOT 69 00:05:04,537 --> 00:05:07,040 TO GO OVER LET'S JUST JUMP IN AND COVER IT ALL AT ONCE. 70 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,308 ALL AT ONCE. IT'S TIME FOR A "NEWS SMASH. 71 00:05:09,275 --> 00:05:09,876 * 72 00:05:09,876 --> 00:05:12,946 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: FIRST UP, RUDY GIULIANI IS IN TROUBLE. 73 00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:18,618 HE'S THE TARGET OF A GEORGIA INVESTIGATION INTO ELECTION INTERFERENCE 74 00:05:18,618 --> 00:05:21,888 WHEN HE FOUND OUT, RUDY SHOUTED A BUNCH OF WORDS THAT YOU CAN ONLY SAY ON -- 75 00:05:21,888 --> 00:05:25,892 >> HBO [ LAUGHTER ] THEY'RE ABOUT TO DEBUT A HUGE 76 00:05:25,892 --> 00:05:31,598 NEW "GAME OF THRONES" PREQUEL CALLED "HOUSE OF THE DRAGON. IT TAKES PLACE 200 YEARS BEFORE 77 00:05:31,598 --> 00:05:35,068 THE ORIGINAL, AND IT'S A GREAT IDEA, UNLIKE - >> Jimmy: TAPING YOUR MOUTH 78 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:38,471 SHUT BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP. PEOPLE ARE DOING IT ON TIKTOK, BUT DOCTORS SAY IT'S BAD FOR 79 00:05:38,471 --> 00:05:43,109 YOUR HEALTH. KIND OF LIKE - >> DRINKING CAPRI SUN SPIKED 80 00:05:43,109 --> 00:05:47,480 WITH CLEANING SOLUTION THEY'VE RECALLED THOUSANDS OF DRINKS, NOT TO MENTION THOSE 81 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:52,185 POUCHS WHICH CAN OFTEN - >> Jimmy: LEAK RUDY - 82 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:58,725 [ LAUGHTER ] DOES IT ALL THE TIME [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 83 00:05:58,725 --> 00:06:01,795 NOW HE'S UNDER INVESTIGATION BY THE STATE OF GEORGIA AND THE FEDS 84 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:06,066 I MEAN, THERE'S NO WAY THAT GUY IS GETTING MUCH -- >> SLEEP 85 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:10,670 COME ON, TIKTOK. MOUTH TAPE, TORTILLA SLAPPING, THE FACE WAX CHALLENGE 86 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:14,274 SEEMS LIKE THE ONLY THING Y'ALL DON'T ALLOW IS - >> Jimmy: NUDITY 87 00:06:14,274 --> 00:06:17,777 "HOUSE OF THE DRAGON" WILL HAVE LOTS OF IT SO FINGERS CROSSED NONE OF THE 88 00:06:17,777 --> 00:06:29,122 ACTORS LOOK LIKE - >> RUDY GIULIANI [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 89 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:32,726 I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT THAT FACE THAT GUY COULD DEFINITELY USE SOME - 90 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:36,796 >> Jimmy: CLEANING SOLUTION. [ LAUGHTER ] DRINKING THAT WOULD BE GROSS 91 00:06:36,796 --> 00:06:39,632 ALMOST AS GROSS AS - >> HOOKING UP WITH YOUR SIBLING. 92 00:06:39,632 --> 00:06:42,902 [ LAUGHTER ] IT HAPPENED ON "GAME OF THRONES," AND IT CAN HAPPEN 93 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:46,072 AGAIN. BUT I'M EXCITED FOR THE DRAGONS, THEY BREATHE FIRE 94 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:50,343 AND SO WILL YOU IF YOU SWALLOW -- >> Jimmy: PINE-SOL CAPRI SUN 95 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:54,614 [ LAUGHTER ] SO IN CONCLUSION - >> ICE AND FIRE. 96 00:06:54,614 --> 00:06:58,752 >> Jimmy: TOTAL LIAR >> NIGHTTIME OUCH. >> Jimmy: CLOROX POUCH 97 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:02,555 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS HAS BEEN A "NEWS SMASH. 98 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:11,798 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NOW, GET THIS. I READ THAT SOME SCIENTISTS 99 00:07:11,798 --> 00:07:13,500 THINK THAT WE SHOULD START NAMING HEAT WAVES THE WAY THAT WE HAVE OTHER NATURAL 100 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:19,406 DISASTERS, SO THAT PEOPLE TAKE THEM MORE SERIOUSLY. BUT I'M NOT SURE NAMING THEM IS 101 00:07:19,406 --> 00:07:22,308 A GOOD IDEA. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS RECENT WEATHER REPORT I JUST SAW. 102 00:07:22,308 --> 00:07:22,342 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS RECENT WEATHER REPORT I JUST SAW. 103 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:25,645 >> IF YOU'RE IN THE MIDWEST, BRACE YOURSELVES BECAUSE 104 00:07:25,645 --> 00:07:29,149 KAYLEIGH IS COMING AND SHE IS HOT. EXTREMELY HOT. 105 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:33,520 EXPERTS ARE RATING KAYLEIGH A SCORCHING HOT TEN. WAY HOTTER THEN JEMMA, WHO HAS 106 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:38,058 BEEN DOWNGRADED TO AN EIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] KAYLEIGH'S ONLY EXPECTED TO GET 107 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:43,229 HOTTER AS SHE MOVES TOWARD L.A JERRY, THIS FEELS WRONG. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 108 00:07:43,229 --> 00:07:46,866 >> Jimmy: THAT'S INTERESTING IT JUST FEELS WRONG, I AGREE >> WRONG 109 00:07:46,866 --> 00:07:49,069 SOME BUSINESS NEWS AIRBNB WANTS TO STOP BIG GATHERINGS AT HOUSES, SO 110 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:55,075 THEY'RE ROLLING OUT NEW ANTI-PARTY TECHNOLOGY. IN A RELATED STORY, AIRBNB JUST 111 00:07:55,075 --> 00:08:00,080 WENT OUT OF BUSINESS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THEY HAD A GOOD RUN. 112 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:03,149 SWITCHING GEARS, EVERYONE LOVES TIKTOK, OKAY BUT SOMETIMES YOU JUST WANT TO 113 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:05,118 SKIP THE BORING PARTS OF A A VIDEO, AND GET RIGHT TO THE GOOD PART. 114 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:08,221 WELL, IT TURNS OUT YOU CAN THERE'S A NEW THING YOU CAN DO FOR INSTANCE, IF YOU'RE 115 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:16,162 WATCHING A VIDEO, YOU CAN SKIP THIS PART. >> AND GO RIGHT TO THIS. 116 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:26,873 >> CHEERS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HERE'S ANOTHER 117 00:08:26,873 --> 00:08:39,219 EXAMPLE. YOU CAN SKIP THIS PART >> AND GO RIGHT TO THIS. 118 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:49,696 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S ME. >> Jimmy: IT'S SO EVERYBODY. 119 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:53,099 GUYS, THIS IS VERY COOL. ADIDAS JUST UNVEILED HEADPHONES THAT ARE POWERED BY LIGHT. 120 00:08:53,099 --> 00:08:56,469 YEAH NO CHARGING CORD NO REPLACING BATTERIES 121 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:59,305 JUST THE SUN IT'S VERY SIMPLE ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS STEP 122 00:08:59,305 --> 00:09:04,911 ONE -- WAKE UP SHOOT, IT'S RAINING. [ LAUGHTER ] 123 00:09:04,911 --> 00:09:09,049 >> STEP TWO -- DIG THROUGH YOUR JUNK DRAWER FOR BATTERIES. >> Jimmy: STEP THREE -- PUT THE 124 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:12,752 BATTERIES INTO A FLASHLIGHT. >> STEP FOUR -- SHINE THE FLASHLIGHT ONTO YOUR HEADPHONES 125 00:09:12,752 --> 00:09:16,289 FOR 8-10 HOURS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, STEP 126 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:24,130 FIVE -- ENJOY UP TO TWO WHOLE MINUTES OF MUSIC [ APPLAUSE ] 127 00:09:24,130 --> 00:09:27,033 AWESOME. WELL, THIS IS WILD THEY SAID THAT SCIENTISTS ARE 128 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:32,672 WORKING TO BRING BACK THE TASMANIAN TIGER, WHICH WENT EXTINCT ALMOST 100 YEARS AGO 129 00:09:32,672 --> 00:09:34,741 >> YEAH, SCIENTISTS WERE LIKE, "WE BROUGHT BACK TACO BELL'S MEXICAN PIZZA. 130 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:37,377 WE CAN BRING THIS BACK, TOO. >> Jimmy: YEAH, SCIENCE IS AMAZING. 131 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:42,716 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DEMI, THANK YOU AGAIN FOR DOING THIS 132 00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:45,552 WE'RE ALL SO EXCITED, I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY WITH YOUR NEW ALBUM, "HOLY --" 133 00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:52,058 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "HOLY --" WELL, WE CAN'T SAY IT ON TV. 134 00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:56,162 LET'S JUST CALL IT "HOLY F." [ LAUGHTER ] >> BUT THAT'S NOT THE NAME 135 00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:58,898 I MEAN, THEY GOTTA KNOW IT'S "HOLY F -- >> Jimmy: --FLAMING HOT 136 00:09:58,898 --> 00:10:05,138 CHEETOS. >> NO, IT'S "HOLY F -- >> Jimmy: --FRANK SINATRA 137 00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:08,742 >> JIMMMY, COME ON DON'T BE SILLY IT'S "HOLY F --" 138 00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:13,880 >> Jimmy: --FRIENDS ON NBC. >> "HOLY F --" >> Jimmy: --FORGET ABOUT IT 139 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,615 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> HOLY -- >> Jimmy: --FIRST, I WAS 140 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:20,553 AFRIAD, I WAS PETRIFIED. >> HOLY -- >> Jimmy: --FAMILY. 141 00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:24,057 WHEN YOU'RE HERE, YOU'RE IT. THAT'S OLIVE GARDEN. UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS, AMAZING 142 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:27,327 SOUPS. SO MANY THINGS >> JIMMY, ENOUGH 143 00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:30,263 YOU CAN SAY IT JUST ONCE I PROMISE. THEY TOLD ME IT WAS OKAY 144 00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:37,170 >> Jimmy: REALLY SAY THE TITLE? IF YOU SAY SO. 145 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:43,943 DEMI'S NEW ALBUM, "HOLY F -- * [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 146 00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:46,780 >> WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 147 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:51,584 >> Jimmy: DEMI LOVATO IS HERE. >> KENAN THOMPSON IS HERE. >> Jimmy: FROM "THE BEAR," 148 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:55,422 JEREMY ALLEN WHITE IS HERE >> AND WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM ANGEL OLSEN. 149 00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:57,891 >> Jimmy: GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY 150 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:10,270 * >> CHAIR >> Jimmy: HOW DOES IT FEEL 151 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:13,406 >> IT FEELS SO COOL. >> Jimmy: IT'S COOL, RIGHT WE'RE BEHIND THE DESK, THIS IS 152 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:15,075 GOOD ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO DO THE INTRO OF WHO'S ON THE SHOW 153 00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:18,478 TONIGHT. LET'S JUST SAY THIS -- WHAT A GREAT SHOW WE HAVE. 154 00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:20,580 YOU KNOW HIM FROM "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," HE'S ALSO HOSTING THE EMMYS, BY THE WAY, WHICH 155 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:31,725 AIRS SEPTEMBER 12th ON NBC KENAN THOMPSON IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 156 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:35,328 >> HE STARS IN WHAT PEOPLE ARE CALLING THE SHOW OF THE SUMMER, "THE BEAR. 157 00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:38,932 SEASON ONE IS STREAMING NOW ON HULU JEREMY ALLEN WHITE IS HERE 158 00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:45,105 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC WITH ANGEL OLSEN, RIGHT HERE, 159 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:49,309 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ANGEL OLSEN. 160 00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:50,744 AND NOW, THIS IS KIND OF COOL, MY CO-HOST TONIGHT IS DEMI LOVATO. 161 00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:58,118 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S YOUR ALBUM. THEIR NEW ALBUM, "HOLY F," IS 162 00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:02,222 OUT FRIDAY YOU HAVE A LOT GOING ON. YOU HAVE AN ALBUM OUT THIS 163 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:07,560 WEEKEND. THE TOUR STARTS AUGUST 30th. >> YES 164 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,629 >> Jimmy: IN BRAZIL, THAT'S IN TWO WEEKS. AND YOUR BIRTHDAY IS THIS 165 00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:12,499 WEEKEND. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HAPPY BIRTHDAY 166 00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:16,736 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE I GOT A COUPLE THINGS FOR YOU. 167 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,938 >> REALLY? >> Jimmy: YEAH, BECAUSE I'M HAPPY YOU'RE HERE. 168 00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:21,341 >> OH, MY GOSH, THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: AND IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY 169 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:23,309 NO, I MEAN, REALLY THIS IS SOMETHING -- I JUST THOUGHT, I DON'T KNOW, I JUST 170 00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:27,914 THOUGHT IT WOULD BE COOL IF YOU JUST WORE THIS WOULD YOU EVER WEAR THAT 171 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:31,084 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THIS IS HARD. 172 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:34,087 I WOULD. YEAH I LOVE IT. 173 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,655 I LOVE IT. >> Jimmy: IT'S A GOOD HOODIE, RIGHT? 174 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,290 >> YES >> Jimmy: AND THEN I GOT YOU SOMETHING ELSE, BUT YOU HAVE TO 175 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:38,925 SIT DOWN IN THE FRONT SO I CAN GIVE IT TO YOU >> OH, MY GOSH 176 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,794 OKAY >> Jimmy: YEAH, I THINK IT'S COOL 177 00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:45,165 >> WHAT A SURPRISE >> Jimmy: I KNOW, I KNOW I REALLY DID 178 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:47,901 >> OH, MY GOSH WAIT, WHERE DO I SIT RIGHT HERE 179 00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,502 >> Jimmy: MAYBE SIT THERE, YEAH I KNOW YOUR TOUR HAS A LOT OF 180 00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:54,908 GUITAR, 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU REHEARSE ALL WEEK I'M HAPPY YOU'RE HERE FOR THREE 181 00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:58,511 DAYS SO, THIS IS A GIFT FROM ME TO YOU. 182 00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:02,215 >> OH, MY GOSH THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: THIS IS FOR THE TOUR 183 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,751 >> DO I GO FOR IT? >> Jimmy: YEAH, OPEN IT UP I HOPE YOU LIKE IT 184 00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:10,056 I THINK IT'S COOL. >> OH, MY GOD, IT'S SO SICK! >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU THINK? 185 00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:14,060 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THIS IS SO SICK * 186 00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:15,895 >> Jimmy: ISN'T THAT RAD >> YES OH, MY GOD 187 00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:17,964 >> Jimmy: IS THAT COOL >> THANK YOU SO MUCH YES, I LOVE IT 188 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:20,100 >> Jimmy: WOULD YOU DO THAT? >> YES >> Jimmy: I KNOW EVERYTHING IS 189 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:23,636 BLACK. HOW RAD IS THAT GUITAR THAT'S A KILLER. 190 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:27,907 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WOW, THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU 191 00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:29,776 A LITTLE THING ON THERE JUST TO SAY, "HEY. AND I JUST LOVE YOU AND WE WISH 192 00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:31,845 YOU ALL THE BEST AND YOU'RE CO-HOSTING WITH ME TONIGHT. 193 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:36,983 MORE WITH DEMI LOVATO. WE'RE GOING TO PLAY "CAN YOU FEEL IT?" WHEN WE COME BACK. 194 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:44,324 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> OH, NO! 195 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:49,462 WHAT IS THAT >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO >> IT'S HAIRY! 196 00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:58,672 >> IT'S HAIRY! >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S NOT NO 197 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:09,582 EVERYBODY. I'M HERE WITH MY CO-HOST, DEMI LOVATO. 198 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:12,318 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NEW ALBUM OUT THIS FRIDAY. IT IS TIME TO PLAY "CAN YOU 199 00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:13,253 FEEL IT? EWW. 200 00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:21,394 * * CAN YOU FEEL IT * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 201 00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:27,834 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A NUMBER OF 202 00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:30,904 MYSTERY OBJECTS BROUGHT OUT IN FRONT OF US, AND OUR JOB IS TO GUESS WHAT IS IN EACH ONE. 203 00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:37,143 THE CATCH IS THAT WE HAVE TO FIGURE IT OUT BY TOUCH ALONE WE DON'T EVEN SEE WHAT'S IN THE 204 00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:46,419 BOX. ARE YOU READY FOR THIS >> NO. 205 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:49,689 >> Jimmy: I KNOW, ME NEITHER [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE PLAYING 206 00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:52,092 THIS AGAIN BECAUSE WE'VE DONE THIS AND I REALLY CAN'T STAND THIS GAME 207 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,860 BUT ALL RIGHT. DEMI, SINCE WE'RE CO-HOSTSING -- 208 00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:56,930 OH, I'LL START THINGS OFF? [ LAUGHTER ] I THOUGHT -- I THOUGHT IT WAS 209 00:14:56,930 --> 00:15:04,571 GOING TO SAY, SINCE WE'RE CO-HOSTING, YOU START IT OFF I GUESS I'M GOING TO START IT 210 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,439 OFF. ALL RIGHT. LET'S GET THE FIRST OBJECT 211 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:08,508 HERE WE GO * WE'RE GOING TO HAVE 30 SECONDS 212 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:10,677 TO IDENTIFY WHAT THIS IS [ LAUGHTER ] AUDIENCE, DON'T DO THAT. 213 00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:12,812 BECAUSE THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS. THEY START OOHING, AND AAHING, 214 00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:14,748 AND AWWING AND - OH, GOSH >> OH, MAN 215 00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:16,683 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THAT DOESN'T HELP ME AT ALL ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE 216 00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:18,885 30 SECONDS - TO IDENTIFY WHAT IT IS I CAN'T EVEN THINK 217 00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:21,054 I'M SO BUMMED OUT RIGHT NOW. ALL RIGHT. [ SCREAMING 218 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,822 [ LAUGHTER ] [ SCREAMING [ LAUGHTER ] 219 00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:32,065 >> IT'S GOING TO GET YOU [ SCREAMING >> Jimmy: OW, OW, OW, OW 220 00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:33,767 [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE A WET NOSE. LIKE A WET NOSE IN THERE 221 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:39,873 THERE'S A WET NOSE THAT LIKE LICKED ME OR SOMETHING GROSS! 222 00:15:39,873 --> 00:15:41,307 AH GOSH ALL RIGHT. 223 00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:44,577 IT'S LIGHT IT'S LIGHT SO, IT'S NOTHING ALIVE IN HERE 224 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:49,482 MAYBE! >> MAYBE YOU DON'T KNOW 225 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,584 >> Jimmy: OH, GOD! STOP SOMEONE JUST YELLED AND I'M 226 00:15:51,584 --> 00:16:02,162 FREAKING OUT [ YELLING [ LAUGHTER ] 227 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:08,635 I'M REALLY -- I'M SERIOUSLY FREAKING OUT [ LAUGHTER ] 228 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:14,741 [ BUZZER ] ALL RIGHT, I'M OUT WHAT IN THE -- WHAT IS IT? 229 00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:20,113 IT DID MOVE! [ SAD TUBA ] >> IT DID MOVE 230 00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:23,650 >> Jimmy: IT DID MOVE. >> IT WAS MOVING >> Jimmy: THIS THING IS 231 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:26,319 RIDICULOUS I CAN'T -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 232 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:30,056 * ALL RIGHT. DEMI, YOU'RE UP. 233 00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:32,559 BECAUSE YOU'RE MY CO-HOST, YOU'RE VERY LUCKY. YOU GET THE SECOND ONE 234 00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:34,761 >> COOL. >> Jimmy: YEAH AND WE UP -- WE UP THE 235 00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:42,068 CRAZINESS ON EACH BOX. [ YELLING [ LAUGHTER ] 236 00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:46,106 >> NO! [ SCREAMING >> NO. 237 00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:49,743 [ SCREAMING NO NO 238 00:16:49,743 --> 00:16:54,881 NO, I HATE THAT. >> Jimmy: NO, YOU LOVE IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 239 00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:59,119 >> MY HEART'S BEATING REALLY FAST NOW DO I JUST DO ONE HAND OR BOTH? 240 00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:01,421 >> Jimmy: GO FOR IT. >> OH, MY GOD. WAIT 241 00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:11,931 IT'S SLIMY [ LAUGHTER ] I HATE IT. 242 00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:15,735 IS THERE HAIR? WHAT IS THIS OH, MY GOD 243 00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:20,540 IS IT -- OH, IT'S LIKE -- IT'S JELL-O >> Jimmy: WOW. 244 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,276 >> IT'S JELL-O * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 245 00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:30,517 [ DINGING OH, IT'S GOT A TROLL INSIDE. >> Jimmy: BUT HOW ARE WE - 246 00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:33,553 ANYONE EVER SUPPOSED TO GUESS THIS A TROLL INSIDE A JELL-O MOLD 247 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,655 >> YEAH, I WAS NOT GOING TO GET THAT >> Jimmy: WHO WOULD EVER GUESS 248 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:38,158 THAT THING ALL RIGHT. I WOULD SAY YOU'RE LUCKY YOU 249 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:40,126 GET TO GO TWICE, BUT IT'S MY TURN NOW * 250 00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:43,830 ALL RIGHT, LET'S BRING IT IN ALL RIGHT. OH, MAN, I REALLY -- 251 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:54,341 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] >> OH, THIS IS NOT GOOD. THIS IS NOT GOOD 252 00:17:54,341 --> 00:18:02,649 I WOULD HATE THAT. I WOULD HATE THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 253 00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:05,819 YOU MIGHT WANT TO ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVES. >> Jimmy: OH, MAN! 254 00:18:05,819 --> 00:18:13,259 [ LAUGHTER ] DON'T SAY THAT TO ME GOSH 255 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:18,832 >> OH, MY GOD. THE WET -- [ LAUGHTER ] 256 00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:35,115 NO * [ LAUGHTER ] 257 00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,649 >> Jimmy: AH WAIT SO -- I ALMOST TOUCHED IT 258 00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:40,787 THERE? >> WAIT. WAIT 259 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,189 >> Jimmy: EVERYBODY STARTED CLAPPING THEY WERE LIKE FREAKING OUT, 260 00:18:43,189 --> 00:18:49,329 BECAUSE I ALMOST TOUCHED IT. >> RIGHT RIGHT. 261 00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:54,234 CLOSER THERE YOU GO [ SCREAMING 262 00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:57,070 >> Jimmy: IT STUNG ME! IT STUNG ME! SOMETHING STUNG ME 263 00:18:57,070 --> 00:19:01,875 [ SCREAMING BLEEDING I'M BLEEDING 264 00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:06,813 [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT IS IT IT'S GROSS 265 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:12,485 I'M BLEEDING DID THAT MOVE? I'M LOOKING AT WHAT THAT IS. 266 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:17,524 [ BUZZER ] [ LAUGHTER ] [ SAD TUBA ] 267 00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:24,831 [ APPLAUSE ] IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. IT MOVED 268 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:28,335 I CAN'T -- BOTH OF MY THINGS MOVED. YOUR THING DID NOT MOVE. 269 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:31,504 DEMI, LUCKY YOU. YOU'RE UP. MAYBE YOU GET TO GO TWICE. 270 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,474 >> YEAH, BUT IT UPS THE ANTE EVERY TIME >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 271 00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,643 YES, WE DO >> SO, I'M NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS AT ALL 272 00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:43,550 [ AUDIENCE OOHs NO DON'T DO THAT. 273 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:48,355 YOU CAN'T DANCE. THAT'S NOT FAIR. I DIDN'T DANCE WHEN YOU WERE UP 274 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:52,292 HERE OKAY HERE WE GO 275 00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:55,795 I'M SHAKING. >> Jimmy: YOU GOT THIS >> OH, MY GOD. 276 00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,630 WHY IS IT -- THERE'S HEAT RADIATING. >> Jimmy: NO, NO 277 00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:00,166 YOU GOT THIS >> IS IT IN MY HEAD? >> Jimmy: YOU GOT IT 278 00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:09,109 >> OH, WAIT. OH, OH, IT'S WATER [ LAUGHTER ] 279 00:20:09,109 --> 00:20:12,078 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S WATER WITH RUBBER DUCKIES [ DINGING 280 00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:17,217 UNBELIEVABLE >> THAT'S CUTE >> Jimmy: I'M SO MAD 281 00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:21,588 THIS IS WHY -- THIS HOW MUCH MORE MY WRITERS LOVE YOU THAN ME 282 00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:25,291 LITTLE RUBBER DUCKIES IN WATER I GOT THE GROSSEST, WHAT EVEN WAS THAT 283 00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:29,129 SPAGHETTIOS SPITTING OUT OF A VOLCANO? [ LAUGHTER ] 284 00:20:29,129 --> 00:20:32,499 THANK GOODNESS THIS IS THE LAST ONE. WE'RE GOING TO TOUCH THE SAME 285 00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:36,870 ITEM AT THE SAME TIME. WE'RE GOING TO GET -- FIRST PERSON TO GUESS IT WINS. 286 00:20:36,870 --> 00:20:40,807 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> THAT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN 287 00:20:40,807 --> 00:21:00,060 * [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * 288 00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:00,060 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * 289 00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:05,198 I CAN FEEL ITS HEAT. >> Jimmy: IT'S HOT, RIGHT? 290 00:21:05,198 --> 00:21:12,639 * >> OH, NO! WHAT IS THAT 291 00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:20,613 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO >> IT'S HAIRY! >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S NOT 292 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:24,651 NO, IT'S NOT >> NO, IT'S HAIRY! >> Jimmy: IT'S HAIRY 293 00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:26,286 NO [ LAUGHTER ] [ SCREAMS 294 00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:29,089 >> Jimmy: WHAT IS THIS [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 295 00:21:29,089 --> 00:21:32,625 COME HERE, COME HERE IT'S KENAN THOMPSON. * 296 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:37,330 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY IT'S YOU. 297 00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:40,600 I'M SO HAPPY IT'S YOU. >> I WANTED TO BITE YOU. >> Jimmy: KENAN THOMPSON, 298 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:43,470 EVERYBODY! OH, MY GOSH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 299 00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:45,739 WE'RE TALKING TO KENAN AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 300 00:21:45,739 --> 00:21:52,979 THANK YOU, DEMI. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 301 00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:55,482 >> Jimmy: AT THE BOTTOM, IT SAYS, "WHAT'S UP WITH THAT PART TWO? 302 00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:57,984 >> YEAH, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT PART TWO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING 303 00:21:57,984 --> 00:21:59,853 WHAT'S UP WITH THAT SEQUEL THERE? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 304 00:21:59,853 --> 00:22:02,689 >> Jimmy: WAIT, SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 305 00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:05,759 >> YES >> Jimmy: ARE YOU SAYING -- ARE YOU SAYING THAT "GOOD BURGER" 306 00:22:05,759 --> 00:22:20,106 TWO IS HAPPENING >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST, TONIGHT, IS AN EMMY-WINNING 307 00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:27,981 PERFORMER WHO YOU KNOW FROM "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." GOSH, HE'S FUNNY 308 00:22:27,981 --> 00:22:31,284 HE'S ALSO HOSTING THE EMMYS WHICH, WILL AIR LIVE SEPTEMBER 12th ON NBC AND PEACOCK. 309 00:22:31,284 --> 00:22:34,087 >> EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME KENAN THOMPSON >> Jimmy: YEAH 310 00:22:34,087 --> 00:22:34,087 KENAN THOMPSON >> Jimmy: YEAH 311 00:22:53,173 --> 00:22:53,840 >> Jimmy: OH, IT'S GOOD TO SEE 312 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:59,913 YOU. MAN, YOU GOT ME, BUD >> I GOT YOU ON THAT ONE 313 00:22:59,913 --> 00:23:11,491 THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. >> Jimmy: YOU SCARED ME, BUDDY YOU SCARED ME. 314 00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:18,398 I WANTED TO WEAR MY SUNGLASSES THE WHOLE TIME >> Jimmy: KENAN, I WANTED TO 315 00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:26,806 ASK YOU ABOUT THIS THIS IS VERY, VERY COOL. DEMI, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW 316 00:23:26,806 --> 00:23:28,842 THIS >> I DID SEE THAT. >> Jimmy: KENAN GOT A STAR ON 317 00:23:28,842 --> 00:23:31,511 THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME >> OH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 318 00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:32,946 * YEAH THAT WAS AWESOME 319 00:23:32,946 --> 00:23:34,447 >> Jimmy: I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER FOR YOU, BUD WHAT WAS - 320 00:23:34,447 --> 00:23:36,750 >> PEEP THE BOWTIE >> Jimmy: YEAH, LOOKING -- YOU'RE LOOKING SHARP 321 00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:39,085 >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> Jimmy: BUT, I MEAN, THAT'S AN AMAZING ACCOMPLISHMENT. 322 00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:56,302 AN AMAZING ACCOMPLISHMENT. WHAT DID - 323 00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:01,574 AND STARTED SELLING BEAN PIES. 324 00:24:01,574 --> 00:24:13,319 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO, NO DID -- DID YOU -- WHAT WAS IT 325 00:24:13,319 --> 00:24:30,870 LIKE WHAT'S THE VIBE THERE THOUGH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 326 00:24:30,870 --> 00:24:34,240 >> YOU KNOW, IT WAS -- IT WAS AMAZING. IT WAS VERY SURREAL. 327 00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:36,209 MY WHOLE FAMILY WAS THERE. YOU KNOW, GENERATIONS OF FAMILY AND STUFF LIKE THAT. 328 00:24:36,209 --> 00:24:38,845 SO, IT WAS JUST VERY TOUCHING. IT WAS HOT [ LAUGHTER ] 329 00:24:38,845 --> 00:24:40,814 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU COULD -- YOU COULD SEE IT ON MY LITTLE ONE'S FACE 330 00:24:40,814 --> 00:24:42,782 LIKE, SHE WAS NOT HAVING IT. >> Jimmy: SHE WAS LIKE, "THIS IS JUST TOO HOT. 331 00:24:42,782 --> 00:24:45,418 HURRY -- HURRY THIS UP." >> SHE WAS OVER IT >> Jimmy: YEAH 332 00:24:45,418 --> 00:24:47,153 >> YEAH, SHE WANTED CHICKEN FINGERS. SO, I MEAN, I GET IT 333 00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:49,222 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH SHE -- 334 00:24:49,222 --> 00:24:51,091 >> I GET IT. >> Jimmy: YOU SENT ME A PICTURE, WHICH I AM GLAD, 335 00:24:51,091 --> 00:24:52,192 BECAUSE YOU'RE ON THE CARPET HERE LOOK 336 00:24:52,192 --> 00:24:55,128 ISN'T THIS NICE? YOU'RE WEARING THE BOWTIE. YOU GOT THE THEME. 337 00:24:55,128 --> 00:24:57,230 >> YEAH, YEAH. YEAH, EVERYTHING WAS NICE. >> Jimmy: YOU STARTED ON THE 338 00:24:57,230 --> 00:24:59,165 RED CARPET ISN'T THAT BEAUTIFUL >> THE RED CARPET OUT THERE. 339 00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:01,901 THAT'S NICE. >> Jimmy: YEAH AND THEN, UNDER THE RED CARPET, 340 00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:03,670 YOU SEE THIS POKING OUT. >> YEAH, ON THE SIDE >> Jimmy: THAT'S 341 00:25:03,670 --> 00:25:06,039 LORNE MICHAELS [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S - 342 00:25:06,039 --> 00:25:07,807 >> YES [ LAUGHTER ] YES. 343 00:25:07,807 --> 00:25:09,242 >> Jimmy: HOW DISRESPECTFUL. HOW DISRESPECTFUL. >> YES 344 00:25:09,242 --> 00:25:11,111 YEAH, IT SEEMED REAL DIS -- THEY JUST HALF COVERED >> Jimmy: HOW DISRESPECTFUL TO 345 00:25:11,111 --> 00:25:12,846 THE GREAT LORNE MICHAELS >> YEAH, THAT'S JUST -- THAT'S COLD, LORNE MICHAELS 346 00:25:12,846 --> 00:25:15,482 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE GOT PHANTOM OF THE OPERA'D. 347 00:25:15,482 --> 00:25:18,084 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HE GOT PHANTOM'D >> YEAH. 348 00:25:18,084 --> 00:25:20,387 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> COVER THE WHOLE THING UP. YOU KNOW 349 00:25:20,387 --> 00:25:22,188 DON'T JUST HAVE HIM -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, DON'T EVEN LET YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE OVER 350 00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:23,890 LORNE'S STAR >> -- PEEKING AT ME. THAT'S WEIRD 351 00:25:23,890 --> 00:25:26,826 HE'S ALWAYS WATCHING >> Jimmy: BUT YOU'RE NEXT TO -- YOU'RE NEXT TO LORNE'S STAR. 352 00:25:26,826 --> 00:25:29,662 >> YEAH, IT'S CRAZY. >> Jimmy: THAT'S KIND OF COOL. >> IT'S UNBELIEVABLE, MAN. 353 00:25:29,662 --> 00:25:31,965 LIKE, I MEAN, WHEN ARE YOU GETTING YOURS? YOU'RE GETTING YOURS - 354 00:25:31,965 --> 00:25:34,701 >> WHAT? >> Jimmy: "GOOD BURGER." >> OH, LOOK AT THE GOOD BURGER 355 00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:36,770 LITTLE KIDDY FACES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE BABIES. 356 00:25:36,770 --> 00:25:38,972 >> I HAVE TO SAY, I HAD THIS ON AN ORANGE VHS TAPE >> YOU HAD THE ORANGE TAPE 357 00:25:38,972 --> 00:25:41,608 >> YES, I HAD THE ORANGE TAPE. >> OH, AMAZING >> Jimmy: THAT'S LEGIT 358 00:25:41,608 --> 00:25:43,777 THAT'S REAL. >> YES YES. 359 00:25:43,777 --> 00:25:45,645 >> Jimmy: NICKELODEON. >> VHS TAPES WERE A WAY FOR -- [ LAUGHTER ] 360 00:25:45,645 --> 00:25:47,814 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> -- PEOPLE TO WATCH MOVIES IN THE '90s 361 00:25:47,814 --> 00:25:49,382 >> Jimmy: THEY UNDERST -- THEY UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY -- YEAH >> YEAH. 362 00:25:49,382 --> 00:25:51,985 >> Jimmy: AND THIS IS 25 YEARS AGO. >> YEAH, THAT'S CRAZY. 363 00:25:51,985 --> 00:25:54,254 ANYBODY FEELING OLD YET? >> Jimmy: NO AT THE BOTTOM, IT SAYS, "WHAT'S 364 00:25:54,254 --> 00:25:55,922 UP WITH THAT PART TWO? >> YEAH, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT PART TWO 365 00:25:55,922 --> 00:25:57,657 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING WHAT'S UP WITH THAT SEQUEL THERE? 366 00:25:57,657 --> 00:25:59,859 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN >> Jimmy: WAIT, SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING 367 00:25:59,859 --> 00:26:02,362 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YES >> Jimmy: ARE YOU SAYING -- ARE 368 00:26:02,362 --> 00:26:04,431 YOU SAYING THAT GOOD BURGER TWO IS HAPPENING >> I WOULD LIKE IT TO. 369 00:26:04,431 --> 00:26:06,399 >> Jimmy: OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S VERY ANTICLIMACTIC. 370 00:26:06,399 --> 00:26:08,935 >> VERY ANTI - >> Jimmy: ANTI -- YEAH >> I WOULD LOVE TO NOW 371 00:26:08,935 --> 00:26:10,437 NO, I WOULD -- WE ARE, YOU KNOW, WORKING HARDER ON IT THAN -- THAN EVER. 372 00:26:10,437 --> 00:26:12,038 SO, IT'S ABOUT, YOU KNOW, MEETING THE NUMBERS. LETTING THE NUMBERS MATCH UP, 373 00:26:12,038 --> 00:26:13,506 'CAUSE I NEED THEM NUMBERS YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 374 00:26:13,506 --> 00:26:15,475 >> Jimmy: OH, STOP IT. YOU'RE NOT EVEN LOOKING AT ANYONE 375 00:26:15,475 --> 00:26:18,545 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU WEREN'T EVEN LOOKING AT -- >> YOU GUYS -- YOU GUYS FEEL 376 00:26:18,545 --> 00:26:20,847 ME, RIGHT? >> Jimmy: THERE'S NO ONE THERE THERE'S NO ONE THERE 377 00:26:20,847 --> 00:26:22,816 >> Y'ALL FEEL WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, MAN YOU KNOW THE NUMBERS I NEED, 378 00:26:22,816 --> 00:26:24,451 MAN. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA 379 00:26:24,451 --> 00:26:26,519 OF WHAT IT WOULD BE ABOUT? NO >> I FEEL LIKE KEL SHOULD HAVE, 380 00:26:26,519 --> 00:26:28,822 LIKE, A MILLION KIDS LIKE, ED'S CHARACTER SHOULD HAVE, LIKE, A MILLION KIDS 381 00:26:28,822 --> 00:26:30,890 AND THEN, LIKE, I'M COMING OUT OF JAIL FOR SOMETHING THAT HE PUT ME IN JAIL FOR 382 00:26:30,890 --> 00:26:32,425 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT HE DID AND YOU -- 383 00:26:32,425 --> 00:26:34,094 YEAH, AND HE HAD A GREAT LIFE, YOU WENT TO PRISON CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE 384 00:26:34,094 --> 00:26:36,696 GOING INTO THE 20th SEASON OF "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE"? 2-0. 385 00:26:36,696 --> 00:26:39,065 >> YEAH. 2-0. IT'S CRAZY 386 00:26:39,065 --> 00:26:41,601 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 20 YEARS >> Jimmy: THIS IS LEGENDARY 387 00:26:41,601 --> 00:26:43,703 STATUS LEGENDARY STATUS >> I MEAN, I AGREE WITH YOU, 388 00:26:43,703 --> 00:26:45,205 SIR. IT IS LEGENDARY STATUS I DON'T KNOW HOW TO LIKE, 389 00:26:45,205 --> 00:26:46,973 PROCESS THAT, MAN. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING IT'S STILL ALL ABOUT, LIKE - 390 00:26:46,973 --> 00:26:48,875 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, WE WERE THERE -- HOW DO YOU -- DO YOU REMEMBER THE YEARS WE WERE 391 00:26:48,875 --> 00:26:50,477 TOGETHER >> IT WAS ONLY ONE YEAR. LIKE, I REMEMBER YOU BEING THE 392 00:26:50,477 --> 00:26:52,645 BIGGEST DAMN NEAR ROCKSTAR ON THE SHOW YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING 393 00:26:52,645 --> 00:26:54,848 LIKE YOU DIDN'T REALLY DO MUCH WORK [ LAUGHTER ] 394 00:26:54,848 --> 00:26:56,583 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHY I WANT MY STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME 395 00:26:56,583 --> 00:26:58,451 >> BUT YOU -- ONLY BECAUSE YOU WERE SO SEASONED AT, YOU COULD JUST COME -- FLOAT IN, DO 396 00:26:58,451 --> 00:27:00,020 WHATEVER YOU WANTED, AND, LIKE, THAT WAS COOL. LIKE, YOU DIDN'T EVEN FEEL THE 397 00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:02,055 PRESSURES OF ANYTHING. LIKE, YOU DID -- WE DID A "GREASE" SKETCH WHERE YOU HAD 398 00:27:02,055 --> 00:27:04,024 TO SING, LIKE, THAT SUPER HIGH PITCHED JOHN TRAVOLTA. AND YOU -- YOU CRUSHED THAT. 399 00:27:04,024 --> 00:27:07,093 LIKE, NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE CAN SQUEAK UP THAT HIGH. HIGH 400 00:27:07,093 --> 00:27:08,828 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? 401 00:27:08,828 --> 00:27:12,766 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH >> AND, IT WAS YOU AND TINA. AND Y'ALL JUST SEEMED LIKE 402 00:27:12,766 --> 00:27:15,068 Y'ALL WERE MARRIED, AND THAT WAS COOL [ LAUGHTER ] 403 00:27:15,068 --> 00:27:18,038 AND, JUST LIKE BEST FRIENDS. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND IT WAS -- IT WAS AN 404 00:27:18,038 --> 00:27:20,073 INTERESTING, LIKE, BROTHERHOOD TO JOIN. BROTHERHOOD/SISTERHOOD 405 00:27:20,073 --> 00:27:21,841 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I WAS SO HAPPY THAT Y'ALL WERE LIKE MY -- MY OLDER 406 00:27:21,841 --> 00:27:23,476 SIBLINGS YOU KNOW I HAVE SUCH - >> Jimmy: AND THEN I LEFT YOU 407 00:27:23,476 --> 00:27:25,779 IN THE DUST. >> IN THE DUST, COMPLETELY [ LAUGHTER ] 408 00:27:25,779 --> 00:27:27,180 AND WENT TO DO, LIKE, MOVIE MAD MOVIES >> Jimmy: YEAH 409 00:27:27,180 --> 00:27:29,149 I SAID, "SON, TAKE CARE OF THIS PLACE. AND THEN YOU CAME -- YOU CAME 410 00:27:29,149 --> 00:27:31,451 BACK HOME. >> Jimmy: I CAME BACK HOME >> RIGHT TO THE SIXTH FLOOR. 411 00:27:31,451 --> 00:27:33,953 >> Jimmy: I DID. >> WE'RE -- WE'RE RIGHT UPSTAIRS 412 00:27:33,953 --> 00:27:36,256 SO - >> Jimmy: I SEE YOU ALL THE TIME 413 00:27:36,256 --> 00:27:37,791 I'M ALWAYS ROOTING FOR YOU, BUDDY. >> NICE HAVING YOU BACK HOME, 414 00:27:37,791 --> 00:27:39,759 DAD. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT'S GOOD. 415 00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:41,528 GOOD TIMES >> Jimmy: I PROMISED I WOULDN'T CRY. 416 00:27:41,528 --> 00:27:43,363 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I PROMISED EVERYONE I WOULDN'T CRY 417 00:27:43,363 --> 00:27:46,099 CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE EMMYS? >> LET'S TALK ABOUT THE EMMYS. I'M HOSTING IT 418 00:27:46,099 --> 00:27:48,401 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE HOSTING THE EMMYS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 419 00:27:48,401 --> 00:27:54,641 >> BING, BONG, BANG! YEAH >> Jimmy: YOU'VE WON ON EMMY 420 00:27:54,641 --> 00:28:00,313 YOU'VE BEEN NOMINATED FOR EMMYS. DO YOU REMEMBER FIRST GOING TO 421 00:28:00,313 --> 00:28:02,048 THE EMMYS? >> YEAH, MY FIRST TIME ACTUALLY GOING, I HAD TO OPEN THE SHOW 422 00:28:02,048 --> 00:28:05,452 WITH KATE DOING THIS, LIKE, SONG AND DANCE AND WE - 423 00:28:05,452 --> 00:28:07,454 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH I REMEMBER THAT. >> YEAH, WITH, LIKE, ALL THE 424 00:28:07,454 --> 00:28:09,189 OTHER, LIKE, I THINK, I WANT TO SAY NBC KIND OF TALENT AND IT WAS, LIKE, A FULL ON 425 00:28:09,189 --> 00:28:12,459 WEEK OF REHEARSAL. AND WE HAD JUST WON THE PREVIOUS WEEK. 426 00:28:12,459 --> 00:28:14,194 >> Jimmy: THAT'S YOUR FIRST TIME AT THE EMMYS. >> MY FIRST TIME 427 00:28:14,194 --> 00:28:16,696 >> Jimmy: YOU OPENED IT. >> SO, IT WAS LIKE A TWO-WEEK EXPERIENCE 428 00:28:16,696 --> 00:28:18,665 WE WON THE CREATIVE EMMYS THE WEEK BEFORE FOR "COME BACK, BARACK." 429 00:28:18,665 --> 00:28:21,735 AND THEN, YEAH WE -- MY FIRST TIME GOING, I HAD TO OPEN THE SHOW 430 00:28:21,735 --> 00:28:25,305 BIG, BIG ASS STAGE CRAZY. >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF 431 00:28:25,305 --> 00:28:29,376 THE INGREDIENTS FOR A GOOD AWARD SHOW >> NOT TO BORE EVERYBODY LIKE I 432 00:28:29,376 --> 00:28:33,880 HOPE I'M NOT DOING RIGHT NOW [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO 433 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,849 >> NO. >> YEAH, 'CAUSE IT GETS KIND OF REDUNDANT, I GUESS 434 00:28:35,849 --> 00:28:37,484 YOU KNOW THERE'S GOING TO BE, LIKE, 20/30 AWARDS OR SOMETHING. 435 00:28:37,484 --> 00:28:39,786 SO, YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO, LIKE, YOU KNOW, GET UP THERE LIKE THE NBA DRAFT AND THEY'RE 436 00:28:39,786 --> 00:28:44,257 LIKE, "I WANT TO THANK GOD, MY FAMILY, AND, YOU KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 437 00:28:44,257 --> 00:28:47,327 I WANT TO TRY HARD." YOU KNOW, LIKE THAT BILL BURR JOKE 438 00:28:47,327 --> 00:28:49,062 BUT IT'S MY JOB TO, LIKE, KEEP EVERYTHING FRESH AND HYPE AND, YOU KNOW, CELEBRATING, YOU 439 00:28:49,062 --> 00:28:54,968 KNOW, ARTISTIC CREATIVITY. >> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK THEY COULD HAVE PICKED A BETTER 440 00:28:54,968 --> 00:28:59,139 HUMAN TO HOST THIS >> OH, MAN THANK YOU, MAN 441 00:28:59,139 --> 00:29:00,540 >> Jimmy: KENAN THOMPSON, CONGRATULATIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 442 00:29:00,540 --> 00:29:02,842 >> THANK YOU -- THANK YOU VERY MUCH THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 443 00:29:02,842 --> 00:29:05,578 >> Jimmy: KENAN THOMPSON, EVERYBODY. HOSTING THE EMMYS, LIVE, 444 00:29:05,578 --> 00:29:08,181 SEPTEMBER 12th ON NBC. THEY'RE ALSO STREAMING ON PEACOCK. 445 00:29:08,181 --> 00:29:09,582 >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: JEREMY ALLEN WHITE JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK 446 00:29:09,582 --> 00:29:24,397 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 447 00:29:24,397 --> 00:29:26,299 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A TALENTED ACTOR, WHO IS THE STAR OF THE HUGE FX SHOW, "THE 448 00:29:26,299 --> 00:29:30,036 BEAR." ALL OF SEASON ONE IS STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON HULU. 449 00:29:30,036 --> 00:29:34,040 >> PLEASE WELCOME JEREMY ALLEN WHITE >> Jimmy: YEAH 450 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:34,074 JEREMY ALLEN WHITE >> Jimmy: YEAH 451 00:29:37,243 --> 00:29:54,794 * >> Jimmy: JEREMY ALLEN WHITE 452 00:29:54,794 --> 00:29:57,831 JEREMY, WELCOME TO THE SHOW. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR BEING 453 00:29:57,831 --> 00:30:01,768 HERE >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR COMING 454 00:30:01,768 --> 00:30:03,737 YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST FAMILY MEMBER TO BE IN "THE TONIGHT SHOW" WORLD. 455 00:30:03,737 --> 00:30:07,807 TO BE AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW." >> THAT'S RIGHT. YEAH 456 00:30:07,807 --> 00:30:11,044 MY -- I THINK YOU ALWAYS WANT YOUR CHILDREN TO OUTSHINE YOU. I JUST DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GONNA 457 00:30:11,044 --> 00:30:14,147 HAPPEN THIS EARLY. MY 3-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER, EZER, CAME HERE, WHAT, LIKE TWO 458 00:30:14,147 --> 00:30:19,152 MONTHS AGO, SIX WEEKS AGO? >> Jimmy: YEAH >> OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 459 00:30:19,152 --> 00:30:21,254 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND GOT TO -- GOT TO HANG OUT WITH YOU 460 00:30:21,254 --> 00:30:22,655 >> Jimmy: DAKOTA -- DAKOTA JOHNSON IS HER GODMOTHER. 461 00:30:22,655 --> 00:30:25,158 >> DAKOTA -- YEAH, DAKOTA'S HER GODMOTHER. AND SHE'S A REALLY BIG FAN OF 462 00:30:25,158 --> 00:30:29,763 ANGEL MOON, WHICH IS THIS, LIKE - >> Jimmy: CHRIS MARTIN 463 00:30:29,763 --> 00:30:34,234 >> -- PUPPET IN COLDPLAY'S NEW ALBUM. YEAH, MAYBE YOU CAN -- 464 00:30:34,234 --> 00:30:35,902 >> Jimmy: THEY HAVE LIKE A A MUPPET BAND CALLED THE WEIRDOS. 465 00:30:35,902 --> 00:30:38,405 >> THE WEIRDOS YEAH >> Jimmy: AND THEY'RE ALL 466 00:30:38,405 --> 00:30:40,473 MUPPETS. >> THEY'RE ALL MUPPETS >> Jimmy: AND THEY'RE FROM 467 00:30:40,473 --> 00:30:42,242 SPACE. YEAH, YEAH >> Jimmy: AND SO - 468 00:30:42,242 --> 00:30:44,644 >> THEY WERE ON THE SHOW IT WASN'T EVEN CHRIS, REALLY >> Jimmy: NO, THEY WERE BOOKED 469 00:30:44,644 --> 00:30:46,713 ON THE SHOW, YEAH. >> RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT >> Jimmy: AND THEN THIS 470 00:30:46,713 --> 00:30:48,648 BEAUTIFUL LITTLE BABY WAS WALKING AROUND WITH DAKOTA, AND SHE WAS LIKE, "ANGEL MOON, 471 00:30:48,648 --> 00:30:50,850 ANGEL MOON." SHE WAS, LIKE, SO CUTE AND SHE WAS LIKE - 472 00:30:50,850 --> 00:30:53,820 I GO, "OH, MY GOSH." LIKE I -- EV -- NO ONE COULD STOP LOOKING AT THIS KID 473 00:30:53,820 --> 00:30:55,689 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SOMEBODY TOOK A PICTURE OF ME DOING OUR 474 00:30:55,689 --> 00:30:59,159 EXCHANGE, I WANT TO SAY. >> OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: I DID NOT KNOW - 475 00:30:59,159 --> 00:31:05,832 >> LOOK AT THAT HAIR >> Jimmy: I DID NOT KNOW IT WAS YOUR BABY. 476 00:31:05,832 --> 00:31:07,901 >> YOU'VE STILL GOT THE PANDA THERE. YEAH 477 00:31:07,901 --> 00:31:09,869 >> Jimmy: THAT'S ADAM SANDLER'S HAWAIIAN SHIRT >> OH, NICE. 478 00:31:09,869 --> 00:31:11,971 [ LAUGHTER ] MAN, SHE'S MET ADAM SANDLER, TOO. 479 00:31:11,971 --> 00:31:14,374 SHE'S REALLY LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 480 00:31:14,374 --> 00:31:16,476 SHE HAD A GREAT -- >> REALLY SHINING, MAN >> Jimmy: SHE HAD A GREAT -- 481 00:31:16,476 --> 00:31:17,877 YEAH, SHE'S WELCOME BACK WHENEVER >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 482 00:31:17,877 --> 00:31:19,546 COOL >> Jimmy: I'M HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE, BECAUSE MAN, OH MAN, DID 483 00:31:19,546 --> 00:31:21,081 I HEAR MORE ABOUT THIS SHOW THAN ANYTHING ON EARTH "THE BEAR. 484 00:31:21,081 --> 00:31:23,650 >> "THE BEAR." >> Jimmy: EVERYONE -- IT'S ALMOST LIKE -- I DON'T KNOW IF 485 00:31:23,650 --> 00:31:25,185 THE INTERNET WAS FINDING ME OR THINKING THAT I WOULD BE REALLY INTO IT. 486 00:31:25,185 --> 00:31:27,253 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT EVERYBODY'S LIKE, YOU'VE GOT TO WATCH "THE BEAR." 487 00:31:27,253 --> 00:31:29,989 IT'S THE MUST-SEE SHOW I'M LIKE, "I GET IT. 'THE BEAR. 488 00:31:29,989 --> 00:31:32,792 WHAT IS IT ABOUT IS IT ABOUT A BEAR WHAT IS GOING ON." 489 00:31:32,792 --> 00:31:35,228 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I HAD NO CLUE WHAT IT'S ABOUT. IT'S LIKE, NO, IT'S ABOUT 490 00:31:35,228 --> 00:31:37,197 A RESTAURANT IN CHICAGO. >> YES >> Jimmy: I GO, "OKAY. 491 00:31:37,197 --> 00:31:39,099 I STILL HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH CHICAGO. >> YEAH. 492 00:31:39,099 --> 00:31:41,568 >> Jimmy: I LIKE FOOD. FINE >> YEAH, FOOD. 493 00:31:41,568 --> 00:31:44,104 IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'LL LIKE IT. YEAH >> Jimmy: IT DOESN'T 494 00:31:44,104 --> 00:31:45,839 WHY? [ LAUGHTER ] I HAVE NO CONNECTION 495 00:31:45,839 --> 00:31:47,707 I LOVE IT. >> YOU LOVE IT >> Jimmy: THE INTERNET WAS 496 00:31:47,707 --> 00:31:49,275 RIGHT. >> OH, GOOD. >> Jimmy: EVERYONE WHO TOLD ME 497 00:31:49,275 --> 00:31:50,443 WAS RIGHT. IT'S LIKE 100% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES 498 00:31:50,443 --> 00:31:53,279 >> IT'S DOING REALLY WELL, MAN >> Jimmy: YOU CRUSH IT HOW DO WE EXPLAIN IT TO 499 00:31:53,279 --> 00:31:55,682 EVERYONE IT'S VERY FAST I WILL SAY, IT MOVES FAST. 500 00:31:55,682 --> 00:31:58,752 YOU COULD PROBABLY BINGE THIS IN A WEEKEND >> YEAH, YEAH. 501 00:31:58,752 --> 00:32:01,821 IT'S LIKE FOUR AND A HALF HOURS. IT'S EIGHT EPISODES. 502 00:32:01,821 --> 00:32:03,590 AND I THINK WE WERE TRYING TO CAPTURE, LIKE, THE PACE OF A A KITCHEN, WHICH IS REALLY, 503 00:32:03,590 --> 00:32:05,125 REALLY INTENSE AND THE SHOW IS ABOUT A YOUNG CHEF, CARMEN BERZATTO, COMING 504 00:32:05,125 --> 00:32:07,060 HOME TO CHICAGO AFTER WORKING IN THESE, LIKE, REALLY INTENSE KITCHEN ENVIRONMENTS ALL OVER 505 00:32:07,060 --> 00:32:16,069 THE WORLD. AND HE COMES HOME, AND HE, KIND OF, INHERITS HIS FAMILY'S 506 00:32:16,069 --> 00:32:22,509 SANDWICH SHOP AFTER HIS BROTHER PASSES AWAY. SO HE COMES BACK, AND HE'S -- 507 00:32:22,509 --> 00:32:26,179 HE'S TRYING TO, KIND OF, LIKE, BRING THIS SHOP TO A DIFFERENT, SORT OF, GLORY 508 00:32:26,179 --> 00:32:30,550 AND HE'S ALSO DEALING WITH THE DEATH OF -- OF HIS BROTHER >> Jimmy: YEAH 509 00:32:30,550 --> 00:32:33,086 PEOPLE ARE LOVING, ALSO, THE ATTENTION TO DETAIL IN THIS SHOW 510 00:32:33,086 --> 00:32:37,757 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND I WILL SAY, THAT RIGHT THERE -- ANYONE WHO -- 511 00:32:37,757 --> 00:32:43,229 YEAH >> THAT'S A DELI, IS WHAT THEY CALL IT, RIGHT THERE 512 00:32:43,229 --> 00:32:46,299 >> Jimmy: IF YOU DRINK OUT OF THAT PLASTIC DELI THING -- THAT'S WHAT CHEFS DRINK OUT OF 513 00:32:46,299 --> 00:32:49,235 >> YOU'RE THE REAL DEAL. >> DID YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK FOR THAT 514 00:32:49,235 --> 00:32:52,739 LIKE, HOW DID YOU REALIZE THAT >> YEAH. SO, WE -- WE DID -- WE DID A 515 00:32:52,739 --> 00:32:54,374 A LOT OF WORK. I SPENT A LOT OF TIME IN KITCHENS 516 00:32:54,374 --> 00:32:56,910 THE KITCHEN I SPENT THE MOST TIME AT WAS A RESTAURANT IN L.A. CALLED PASJOLI. 517 00:32:56,910 --> 00:33:00,714 IT'S IN SANTA MONICA CHEF DAVE BERAN IS CHEF THERE. HE'S REALLY INCREDIBLE 518 00:33:00,714 --> 00:33:03,049 THEY HAVE A STAR -- A MICHELIN STAR, WHICH IS KIND OF LIKE THE BIGGEST DEAL IN THE RESTAURANT 519 00:33:03,049 --> 00:33:06,052 WORLD. >> Jimmy: DO PEOPLE KNOW WHO YOU ARE AT THE TIME, BEFORE 520 00:33:06,052 --> 00:33:09,489 "THE BEAR" CAME OUT? >> I MEAN, SO WE WERE ALL IN MASKS. 521 00:33:09,489 --> 00:33:14,060 I WAS IN THE KITCHEN IT'S AN OPEN KITCHEN SO, IT LIKE, IT WAS KIND OF 522 00:33:14,060 --> 00:33:17,564 FINE AND I LIKED THAT I COULD BE THERE, YOU KNOW. 523 00:33:17,564 --> 00:33:21,267 EVERYBODY WAS LIKE, "THIS IS JUST SOME ACTOR. AND THEY DIDN'T REALLY GIVE IT 524 00:33:21,267 --> 00:33:23,770 ANY THOUGHT. THE SHOW HADN'T COME OUT THEY DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT 525 00:33:23,770 --> 00:33:27,307 THE SHOW, SO I FELT VERY, LIKE, YOU KNOW, SAFE, THERE. >> Jimmy: YEAH 526 00:33:27,307 --> 00:33:31,444 >> BUT YEAH, YEAH. WE DID ALL OUR HOMEWORK. AND WE HAD THESE WONDERFUL 527 00:33:31,444 --> 00:33:33,847 CHEFS. MATTY MATHESON, WHO'S A REALLY INCREDIBLE CHEF, 528 00:33:33,847 --> 00:33:35,915 COURTNEY STORER, WHO'S THE SHOW RUNNER'S SISTER, WAS A CHEF AT THIS PLACE, JON AND VINNY'S, IN 529 00:33:35,915 --> 00:33:45,558 L.A. FROM THESE GUYS. YEAH, THAT PLACE IS GREAT. 530 00:33:45,558 --> 00:33:48,728 >> YEAH. SO GOOD. >> Jimmy: I WENT TO A PLACE 531 00:33:48,728 --> 00:33:51,464 CALLED MR. BEEF, I WANT TO SAY, IN CHICAGO >> YEAH. 532 00:33:51,464 --> 00:33:54,734 THAT'S WHERE WE SHOOT. >> Jimmy: I WAS THERE. I'M IN THAT PLACE. 533 00:33:54,734 --> 00:33:57,671 >> OH, MY GOD. [ LAUGHTER ] IS YOUR FACE UP ON THE WALL? 534 00:33:57,671 --> 00:33:59,305 >> Jimmy: I THINK MY FACE IS ON THE WALL >> YOUR FACE IS PROBABLY ON THE 535 00:33:59,305 --> 00:34:01,274 WALL >> Jimmy: I THINK I AM ON THE WALL 536 00:34:01,274 --> 00:34:04,878 >> YEAH. YEAH, YEAH >> Jimmy: OH, I HOPE I DON'T 537 00:34:04,878 --> 00:34:07,047 TAKE YOU OUT OF CHARACTER NEXT TIME YOU'RE DOING THIS >> I KNOW I'M JUST GOING TO 538 00:34:07,047 --> 00:34:08,515 MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH YOU AS I'M -- >> Jimmy: LIKE, "LOOK, THEY LET 539 00:34:08,515 --> 00:34:11,051 ANY MORON IN THIS PLACE. YEAH >> YEAH, YEAH. 540 00:34:11,051 --> 00:34:12,819 >> Jimmy: YOU THROW -- THROW A A DRINK AT THE PICTURE AND HAVE IT SPLASH OFF ME 541 00:34:12,819 --> 00:34:14,621 [ LAUGHTER ] >> AT THE DELI >> Jimmy: BUT I'D LOVE TO MAKE 542 00:34:14,621 --> 00:34:16,056 A CAMEO. >> SWEET >> Jimmy: YEAH 543 00:34:16,056 --> 00:34:18,224 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP OF "THE BEAR." >> OKAY, COOL, COOL. 544 00:34:18,224 --> 00:34:19,492 >> OKAY, COOL, COOL. >> Jimmy: CHECK THIS OUT 545 00:34:20,794 --> 00:34:21,394 >> TIME TO TRY THE NEW 546 00:34:21,394 --> 00:34:23,697 SANDWICHES BEHIND ORDER! 547 00:34:23,697 --> 00:34:26,533 * MARCUS, ROLLS. PLEASE, CHEF 548 00:34:26,533 --> 00:34:28,935 [ BLEEP AGAIN. * 549 00:34:28,935 --> 00:34:31,237 THAT'S CRUMBLY IT'S TOO DENSE >> DOING IT BY HAND. 550 00:34:31,237 --> 00:34:33,873 >> YO. >> IT'S THE MIXER. >> IT'S NOT THE MIXER, ALL 551 00:34:33,873 --> 00:34:37,243 RIGHT. IT'S CRUMBLY THE OVEN'S TOO DRY 552 00:34:37,243 --> 00:34:39,112 YOU NEED TO FILL A BAKING SHEET WITH WATER, PUT IT ON THE OVEN FLOOR, THROW IN ANOTHER BATCH, 553 00:34:39,112 --> 00:34:40,980 OKAY >> OKAY, DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB. 554 00:34:40,980 --> 00:34:45,352 >> JUST DO IT. * >> YO! 555 00:34:45,352 --> 00:34:47,620 SOMEBODY COME TRY THIS, COUSIN >> YEAH, RIGHT >> THAT WAS DONE PERFECT 556 00:34:47,620 --> 00:34:51,791 >> THERE YOU GO, CHEF. CHEF WHAT'S GOING ON? 557 00:34:51,791 --> 00:34:55,295 WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> IT'S REDUNDANT AND WHITE, JUST LIKE YOU. 558 00:34:55,295 --> 00:34:59,466 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: REDUNDANT AND WHITE, JUST LIKE -- YES, CHEF 559 00:34:59,466 --> 00:35:04,037 JEREMY ALLEN WHITE SEASON ONE OF "THE BEAR" IS STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON HULU. 560 00:35:04,037 --> 00:35:07,207 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM ANGEL OLSEN STICK AROUND 561 00:35:07,207 --> 00:35:27,227 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS 562 00:35:27,227 --> 00:35:30,497 PERFORMING IN CENTRAL PARK THIS WEEKEND AS PART OF THE WILD HEARTS TOUR. 563 00:35:30,497 --> 00:35:35,635 PERFORMING "ALL THE GOOD TIMES" FROM HER NEW ALBUM "BIG TIME," PLEASE WELCOME ANGEL OLSEN 564 00:35:35,635 --> 00:35:37,804 PLEASE WELCOME ANGEL OLSEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 565 00:35:51,117 --> 00:35:52,819 * I CAN'T SAY 566 00:35:52,819 --> 00:36:04,030 THAT I'M SORRY * * WHEN I DON'T FEEL SO WRONG ANYMORE * 567 00:36:04,030 --> 00:36:08,868 * I CAN'T TEL YOU I'M TRYING * * WHEN THERE'S NOTHIN 568 00:36:08,868 --> 00:36:18,511 LEFT HERE TO TRY FOR * * AND I DON'T KNO HOW IT HAPPENED * 569 00:36:18,511 --> 00:36:26,252 * WE'VE BOTH ABANDONE THE REASON WE USED TO BELIEVE * 570 00:36:26,252 --> 00:36:33,893 * WAS IT LOVE THAT WE SHARE WHEN WE EASILY CARED * * NOW IT'S IMPOSSIBLE 571 00:36:33,893 --> 00:36:40,567 TO CONCEIVE * * I DON'T KNO WHO CAN SEE YOU * 572 00:36:40,567 --> 00:36:49,776 * IF YOU'VE EVER LEARNE HOW TO LET SOMEONE IN * * WELL, I'VE TRIE 573 00:36:49,776 --> 00:37:00,487 TO COME FIND YOU * * BUT I JUST DON'T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN * 574 00:37:00,487 --> 00:37:07,360 * IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN OPE THERE'S NO WAY OF KNOWING * * WITH THE WAY THAT 575 00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:16,036 KNOWING YOU HAS BEEN * * WAS IT ALWAYS SO BROKEN IF THESE THOUGHT 576 00:37:16,036 --> 00:37:22,876 WERE SPOKEN * * WOULD IT BRING US TOGETHER AGAIN 577 00:37:22,876 --> 00:37:35,555 PROBABLY NOT * * * I CAN'T SAY 578 00:37:35,555 --> 00:37:46,399 THAT I'M SORRY * * WHEN I DON'T FEEL SO WRONG ANYMORE * 579 00:37:46,399 --> 00:37:50,970 * I CAN'T TELL YO I'M TRYING * * WHEN THERE'S NOTHIN 580 00:37:50,970 --> 00:38:03,450 LEFT HERE TO TRY FOR * * WELL, I WON'T BE THE ON TO KEEP HOLDING YOU BACK * 581 00:38:03,450 --> 00:38:09,122 * IF THERE'S SOMETHIN YOU'RE MISSING THEN GO RIGHT AHEAD * 582 00:38:09,122 --> 00:38:18,198 * I'LL BE LONG GONE THANKS FOR THE SONGS * * GUESS IT'S TIME TO WAKE U 583 00:38:18,198 --> 00:38:23,536 FROM THIS TRIP WE'VE BEEN ON * * SO LONG, FAREWELL 584 00:38:23,536 --> 00:38:31,311 THIS IS THE END * * AND I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBE YOU JUST LIKE A FRIEND * 585 00:38:31,311 --> 00:38:39,719 * AND THE WAY THAT YOU SAID AS HEAVY AS LEAD * * YOU'VE ALWAYS KNOWN HOW 586 00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:53,400 TO GET STRAIGHT TO MY HEAD * * THANKS FOR THE FREE RID AND ALL OF THE GOOD TIMES * 587 00:38:53,400 --> 00:39:08,148 * THANKS FOR THE FREE RID AND ALL OF THE GOOD TIMES * >> AND I JUST WANT TO SAY, 588 00:39:08,148 --> 00:39:13,186 THANK YOU DEMI AND THANK YOU JIMMY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 589 00:39:13,186 --> 00:39:17,657 AND I ALSO WANT TO SAY, "YES, CHEF." AND I WANT TO SAY HAPPY 590 00:39:17,657 --> 00:39:21,928 BIRTHDAY TO YOU, DEMI. HAPPY BIRTHDAY THANKS FOR HAVING US ON THE 591 00:39:21,928 --> 00:39:25,432 SHOW WE GOT SOME MORE SHOWS TO DO ONE IN CENTRAL PARK. 592 00:39:25,432 --> 00:39:38,111 AND WE'RE GOING TO KEEP ON ROLLING, SO GOD BLESS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 593 00:39:38,111 --> 00:39:51,124 >> Jimmy: COME ON, NOW >> YOU'RE SO SWEET THANK YOU SO MUCH. 594 00:39:51,124 --> 00:39:55,362 >> Jimmy: ANGEL OLSEN! "BIG TIME" IS OUT NOW! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 595 00:39:55,362 --> 00:39:58,898 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYONE. * 596 00:40:15,015 --> 00:40:18,518 CO-HOST DEMI LOVATO, ONCE AGAIN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 597 00:40:18,518 --> 00:40:21,087 AH, I LOVE YOU I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. KENAN THOMPSON, 598 00:40:21,087 --> 00:40:26,192 JEREMY ALLEN WHITE, ANGEL OLSEN, ONCE AGAIN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! 599 00:40:26,192 --> 00:40:29,462 "BIG TIME. AND, OF COURSE, THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, 600 00:40:29,462 --> 00:40:33,833 PENNSYLVANIA STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 601 00:40:33,833 --> 00:40:35,902 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE