Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - SUSAN SARANDON
JULIO TORRES MUSICAL GUEST, FLETCHER, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1704 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
* *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY
THANK YOU AND WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." YOU'RE HERE.
YOU MADE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS GUYS, TODAY THE BIDENS HOSTED
THE OBAMAS FOR THE UNVEILING OF THEIR WHITE HOUSE PORTRAITS. YEAH
THE UNVEILING OF THE PORTRAITS TOOK SO LONG BECAUSE THEY SPENT THE LAST SIX MONTHS IN THE
BASEMENT OF MAR-A-LAGO [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, THE OBAMAS WERE
AT THE WHITE HOUSE FOR THE PORTRAIT UNVEILING, AND IT'S A A LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN I
THOUGHT IT WOULD BE. WATCH THIS
ALL SET
HERE WE GO [ AUDIENCE OOHS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: 'CAUSE THAT'S THE ONE THEY WENT WITH Steve: GOODNESS
Jimmy: YEAH CAN WE SEE THE ACTUAL PORTRAITS?
THIS IS REAL THESE ARE REAL [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YEAH YEAH TO SUM IT UP, SHE LOOKS LIKE
AMERICAN ROYALTY HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S LOOKING FOR A JOB ON LINKEDIN.
[ LAUGHTER ] CAN WE -- CAN WE SEE THAT PORTRAIT
LOOK AT -- LOOK AT BARACK'S PORTRAIT [ LAUGHTER ]
IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO INTRODUCE THE NEW iPHONE HE'S LIKE, "I'M A MAC AND HE'S
A PC." [ LAUGHTER ] "48 MEGAPIXEL.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BARACK WAS LIKE, "GIVE ME SOMETHING THAT COULD DOUBLE AS
A PASSPORT PHOTO, IF YOU DON'T MIND." [ LAUGHTER ]
I MEAN, COME ON, EVEN THE SCHOOL PICTURE LASER BACKGROUND WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER THAN
WHAT - [ LAUGHTER ] COME ON.
THAT'S WHAT HE SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH WELL, GET THIS, ACCORDING TO A
A NEW BOOK, TRUMP ONCE OWED A LAWYER $2 MILLION, AND HE TRIED TO PAY WITH THE DEED TO
A HORSE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S HOW CRAZY TRUMP'S LIFE
IS THERE ARE 100 TELL-ALL BOOKS, AND SOMEHOW THERE'S STILL MORE
TO TELL. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING [ LAUGHTER ]
SPEAKING OF TRUMP, I READ THAT WHEN THE FBI SEARCHED MAR-A-LAGO, THEY SEIZED
MATERIAL THAT HAD INFORMATION ON A FOREIGN COUNTRY'S NUCLEAR CAPABILITIES
AFTER THE NEWS BROKE, A FOX NEWS HOST SUGGESTED THAT TRUMP MIGHT HAVE BEEN TRYING TO
SELL THE INFORMATION TRUMP WAS LIKE, "HYPOTHETICALLY, HOW MANY
HORSES DO YOU THINK THAT WOULD BE WORTH?" [ LAUGHTER ]
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT THIS TOMORROW, FORMER TRUMP AIDE,
STEVE BANNON, WHO IS APPARENTLY FACING A NEW CRIMINAL INDICTMENT, IS EXPECTED TO TURN
HIMSELF IN TO NEW YORK STATE PROSECUTORS. YEAH
CAN WE SEE STEVE BANNON AGAIN? YEAH, THAT -- THAT - [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE BEFORE PRISON. [ LAUGHTER ]
SOME TECH NEWS TODAY APPLE LAUNCHED THE iPHONE 14, AND THE EARLY
REVIEWS ON IT ARE FANTASTIC. APPARENTLY IT GOT AN EIGHT-MINUTE STANDING OVATION
AT THE VENICE FILM FESTIVAL. [ LAUGHTER ] *
Steve: COME ON! COME ON! Jimmy: EIGHT MINUTES.
UNBELIEVABLE Steve: EIGHT-MINUTE STANDING OVATION.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] FOR AN iPHONE. Jimmy: AT THE VENICE FILM
FESTIVAL OH, MY GOSH. [ LAUGHTER ]
THE NEW iPHONE - [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: COME ON, THAT'S
A GOOD JOKE. Jimmy: CAN YOU BELIEVE IT YEAH
THE NEW iPHONE - Steve: COME ON, PEOPLE. Jimmy: THE NEW iPHONE PRO
COMES IN FOUR NEW COLORS HERE ARE THE COLORS. YEAH, OOH.
Steve: OH, WOW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THE NEW COLORS ARE
DARTH VADER, R2-D2, C-3P0 -- [ LAUGHTER ] -- AND TINKY WINKY
[ LAUGHTER ] VERY -- IT'S FASCINATING THAT'S RIGHT, APPLE UNVEILED
THE NEW iPHONE 14 TODAY. Tariq: I DON'T KNOW WHAT EVERYONE JUST USES THE SAME
TYPE OF PHONE FOR. Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT KIND OF PHONE DO YOU HAVE
Tariq: IT'S A, YOU KNOW, AN ENRON T-MINUS-PLUS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: I THOUGHT -- I THOUGHT -- I THOUGHT ENRON DIDN'T EXIST ANYMORE
Tariq: THEY'RE BACK [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEY MAKE PHONES NOW
LIKE, ANYTHING YOU CAN DO ON AN iPHONE, I CAN DO ON THIS THING EXCEPT TEXT.
OR GO ON THE INTERNET. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WAIT, IT CAN'T EVEN
TEXT Tariq: DON'T NEED TO, JIMMY WHEN YOU GOT AN AMAZING SERVICE
LIKE I DO. THE ENRON T-MINUS-PLUS HAS 1G TECHNOLOGY
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WHAT'S 1G? MY PHONE HAS 5G.
Tariq: 1G IS JUST LIKE 5G, EXCEPT I ONLY GET RECEPTION WHEN I'M IN AN OPEN FIELD, OR
NEAR A VERY POWERFUL MICROWAVE [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, I THINK I'M
GONNA HAVE TO JUST STICK WITH THE PHONE THAT I HAVE. THANK YOU THOUGH
Tariq: YOUR LOSS. THE ENRON T-MINUS-PLUS EVEN HAS A VIRTUAL ASSISTANT, JUST LIKE
SIRI HIS NAME IS RITCHIE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
HEY, RITCHIE, CAN YOU -- CAN YOU TELL ME THE CAPITAL OF BELGIUM?
I'M TIRED [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I -- I -- I DON'T
KNOW, THAT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE A A GREAT PHONE TO ME. UP YOURS, JIMMY
[ LAUGHTER ] Tariq: THIS PHONE'S THE BEST
RITCHIE, YOU'RE FUNNY, MAN I'M TIRED Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, TARIQ AND
THE ENRON T-MINUS-PLUS, EVERYONE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I'M TIRED Jimmy: I KNOW, I HEARD, "I'M TIRED.
GUYS, LISTEN TO THIS JUUL HAS AGREED TO PAY OVER $400 MILLION TO SETTLE A
A LAWSUIT. JUUL -- NOT THE SINGER I'M TALKING ABOUT THE
E-CIGARETTE, YEAH, SORRY $400 MILLION TO SETTLE A A LAWSUIT THAT THEY WERE
ILLEGALLY MARKETING VAPING PRODUCTS TO CHILDREN [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
YEP, THAT'S NOT ALLOWED, NO. BUT I THINK THEY'RE STILL TRYING TO GET KIDS TO BUY
JUULS. IT'S ODD -- CHECK OUT THIS PRODUCT PLACEMENT I SAW THE
OTHER DAY.
FOR SOMETHING THAT CAN SHINE LIGHT INTO THE CAVE?
A RUBBER DUCK A FLASHLIGHT A REFRESHING MINT JUUL
[ LAUGHTER ] DID YOU SAY, "REFRESHING MINT JUUL"?
MUY BIEN Jimmy: YEAH, NO, YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S NOT ONE OF THE -- [ APPLAUSE ]
WELL, SOME NEWS FROM OVERSEAS -- ACCORDING TO A NEW REPORT, RUSSIA IS NOW BUYING
MILITARY SUPPLIES FROM NORTH KOREA. YEAH, RUSSIA IS ASKING
NORTH KOREA FOR HELP TELL US YOU'RE LOSING THE WAR WITHOUT TELLING US YOU'RE
LOSING THE WAR [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, I SAW THAT ANOTHER
CRYPTOCURRENCY CRASH COULD BE COMING, AND A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE PRETTY WORRIED
WELL LUCKILY, THERE'S A NEW PRODUCT TO HELP WITH THAT. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS COMMERCIAL
BURN, NAUSEA, AND AN UPSET STOMACH, ALL BECAUSE YOU LOST YOUR LIFE SAVINGS ON CRYPTO?
INTRODUCING CRYPTO-BISMOL. [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS HIT HARD BY THE RECENT
CRYPTO CRASH I DID EVERYTHING YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DO
I HIRED A GREAT BUSINESS MANAGER, HE'S 15-YEARS-OLD, AND HUGE ON FORTNITE
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S WHY I'M GLAD I TAKE CRYPTO-BISMOL.
I POURED ALL MY MONEY INTO SOMETHING CALLED "DANK COIN. WHAT IS DANK COIN?
I STILL DON'T KNOW THAT'S WHY I USE CRYPTO-BISMOL CRYPTO-BISMOL SOOTHES YOUR
ANXIETY AFTER YOU WASTED YOUR KID'S COLLEGE FUND ON A JPEG OF A ZEBRA WITH A MOHAWK AND
BRACES [ LAUGHTER ] CRYPTO-BISMOL MAY BE RIGHT FOR
YOU IF YOU SUFFER FROM ANY OF THE FOLLOWING CRYPTO-RELATED ILLNESSES --
ETHEREUM DELIRIUM, FUNGIBLE FUNGUS, BITCOIN GROIN, AND PUMP AND DUMP RUMP BUMPS.
[ LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU, CRYPTO-BISMOL, I FEEL BETTER ALREADY.
CRYPTO-BISMOL, NOW AVAILABLE AS AN NFT. Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S
INTERESTING, YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU GUYS SEE THIS?
TODAY, AFTER MORE THAN TWO YEARS, NEW YORK LIFTED ITS MASK MANDATE FOR THE SUBWAY
Steve: OOH. Jimmy: NEW YORKERS ARE LIKE -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NEW YORKERS ARE LIKE, "YEAH, I'M SO HAPPY THEY LIFTED THE
MANDATE THAT I STOPPED FOLLOWING A YEAR AGO." [ LAUGHTER ]
NOW, THE ONLY THING COVERING YOUR FACE IN THE SUBWAY WILL BE THE ARMPIT OF THE GUY STANDING
NEXT TO YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] "HOW YOU DOING
YOU GETTING ON THIS? YEP, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO SEE EVERYONE'S FACES AS THEY FOLLOW
THE SINGLE SNAPPLE BOTTLE THAT'S BEEN ROLLING UNDER THE SEAT SINCE 1995.
[ LAUGHTER ] I HOPE THAT'S ICED TEA [ RIM SHOT ]
Steve: APPLE JUICE. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: GUYS, LISTEN TO THIS
NEW YORK CITY PUBLIC SCHOOLS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT FROM NOW ON, SNOW DAYS WILL BE REMOTE
LEARNING DAYS. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] DURING THE ANNOUNCEMENT, BOTH
KIDS AND PARENTS WERE LIKE, "WAIT, WHAT? NOW -- WHAT?
Jimmy: FINALLY, I HEARD THAT IN AN EFFORT TO REDUCE WASTE CAUSED BY PLASTIC ESPRESSO
CAPSULES, A SWISS RETAILER IS RELEASING AN ECO-FRIENDLY ALTERNATIVE CALLED "COFFEE
BALLS. Steve: NO [ AUDIENCE OOHS
OOH. Jimmy: COFFEE BALLS, THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING YOU'D SUE
McDONALD'S FOR [ LAUGHTER ] IT PROBABLY EXPLAINS THE NEW
MUG I SAW, "DON'T TALK TO ME UNTIL I'VE HAD MY BALLS. THERE YOU GO
WE HAVE -- [ LAUGHTER ] WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT
SUSAN SARANDON IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JULIO TORRES IS ON THE SHOW,
AND WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM FLETCHER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK BE "BATTLE OF THE INSTANT SONG WRITERS."
COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
* HANGING IN MY APARTMENT WITH MY ROOMMATE RICK * * I CATCH A PIZZA BAGEL
IN MY MOUTH AN I GET A HIGH-FIVE * * FANTASY FOOTBAL
REGULAR LIFE Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." [ CLAPS
WE LOVE SONGS. [ CLAPS WE ESPECIALLY LOVE SONGS
WRITTEN BY OUR AUDIENCE MEMBERS. [ CLAPS
IN UNDER AN HOUR - [ CLAPS AH, GOTCHA
IT'S TIME FOR "BATTLE OF THE INSTANT SONG WRITERS." HERE WE GO
* * SINGING THE SON AND WRITING THE SONG ABOUT
ANOTHER SONG * Jimmy: WELCOME TO "BATTLE OF THE INSTANT SONG WRITERS."
BEFORE THE SHOW, WE WENT THROUGH OUR AUDIENCE AND PICKED OUT TWO PEOPLE WHO SAID THAT
THEY'RE MUSICIANS. WE GAVE THEM EACH -- MADE UP SONG TITLES TO EACH OF THEM,
OKAY, AND GAVE THEM ONE HOUR TO WRITE AN ORIGINAL SONG BASED ON THAT TITLE
HERE'S A SHOT OF THEM PRACTICING BACKSTAGE A MINUTE AGO.
THIS IS REAL YEAH LET'S SEE WHAT THEY COME UP
WITH LET'S MEET OUR CONTESTANTS COME ON OVER, EVERYONE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * NICE TO SEE YOU, BUD
WELCOME TO THE SHOW. THANK YOU Jimmy: LET'S START WITH
CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE. WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM
MY NAME IS FROM KATIE MARTUCCI I'M FROM WEST HURLEY, NEW YORK
Jimmy: WEST HURLEY, NEW YORK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
COME ON. SHOUT OUT TO DONNIE TOMMIE, I LOVE WEST HURLEY, NEW YORK
WHAT IS THE TITLE OF THE SONG THAT YOU WERE GIVEN? MY SONG IS CALLED "FILLED MY
HOT TUB WITH PUMPKIN SPICE." Jimmy: AH, WE GAVE YOU A GOOD ONE THERE
YEAH, YEAH WHAT INSTRUMENT WILL YOU BE PLAYING TONIGHT?
THE GUITAR. Jimmy: WELL, PLEASE, GO GET READY ON STAGE
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING HERE, KATIE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* KATIE, THIS IS VERY EXCITING AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
HERE TO PERFORM THE WORLD PREMIERE OF THE SOON-TO-BE CLASSIC "FILLED MY HOT TUB WITH
PUMPKIN SPICE," IT'S KATIE MARTUCCI
*
* FEEL THE CRISP IN THE AIR SUMMERS COMING TO AN END AND IT'S TIME TO PREPARE
GOT MY SWEATER * * GOT MY PLAD JUST ONE THING
THAT I'M MISSING * * AND IT'S DRIVING ME MAD I WANT SOMEONE I WANT YO
AND I THINK I KNOW * * JUST WHAT TO DO DON'T GO TO STARBUCK
COME TO MINE BECAUSE * * I FILL MY HOT TUB WITH PUMPKIN SPICE
WHY DO YOU LOOK SO SURPRISED * * YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA B
SO NICE SWEETER THAN PIE SO COME SOAK WITH ME * * UNDER THE LEAVE
BUBBLES BETWEEN YOU AND I * * PUMPKIN SPICE YOU AND I *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: KATIE MARTUCCI THAT WAS INCREDIBLE.
YOU MADE IT SOUND BEAUTIFUL. HOW DID YOU DO THAT? THAT'S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO DO
ALL RIGHT. GOOD LUCK. [ LAUGHTER ]
CONTESTANT NUMBER TWO, WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM
MY NAME IS SEAN McVARY. I'M FROM MIDDLEBURY, CONNECTICUT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YEAH, SEAN McVARY! MIDDLEBERRY CONNECTICUT.
SEAN, TELL EVERYBODY WHAT YOUR SONG TITLE IS. MY SONG IS CALLED "FANTASY
FOOTBALL REGULAR LIFE. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WHAT INSTRUMENT WILL
YOU BE PLAYING TONIGHT I'M PLAYING THE PIANO Jimmy: SEAN, TAKE THE STAGE
AND GET READY. GET PREPARED GET IN THE ZONE.
* CHANNEL THAT INSPIRATION, SEAN LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GET READY
FOR THE WORLD PREMIERE OF "FANTASY FOOTBALL REGULAR LIFE" BY SEAN McVARY
* * I'VE GOT ARRON ROGERS AS MY FIRST ROUND PICK
HANGING IN MY APARTMEN WITH MY ROOMMATE RICK * * I CATCH A PIZZA BAGEL
IN MY MOUTH AN I GET A HIGH-FIVE * * FANTASY FOOTBAL
REGULAR LIFE HIGH STAKES AT * * THE SUNDAY GAME
IN THESE PLAYERS I PLACE MY TRUST * * I CAUGHT HIM BACK
IN THE PRIME OF HIS LIFE AND I'VE COME TO COVERED * * IN DORITO DUS
SOMETIMES I WONDER I THEY'D EVER SWITCH * * PLACES WITH M
PROBABLY NOT DEFINITELY NOT * * BUT A BOY'S GOT TO DREA
AND TODAY NOW FOCUSED ON MY DRAFT AND I'LL * * HAVE A GOOD TIM
FANTASY FOOTBALL REGULAR LIFE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME WELL DONE. SEAN McVARY.
BOTH OF YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, MY GOSH.
WELL DONE. THAT WAS AWESOME THAT WAS THE BEST ONE WE'VE
DONE YET NOW IT'S TIME TO SEE WHO WON WE'RE GOING TO LET OUR GREAT
AUDIENCE DECIDE THE WINNER [ AUDIENCE AWES UNBELIEVABLE, YOU GUYS
I ENJOYED BOTH, OF COURSE. BUT THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE. WAS IT KATIE MARTUCII?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OR WAS IT SEAN McVARY? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SEAN McVARY! CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE THE WINNER
SEAN McVARY, YOU WILL BE GOING HOME WITH A I LOVE MUSIC SWEATSHIRT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONGRATULATIONS. THANK YOU SO MUCH
Jimmy: ALSO YOU'LL BE GOING HOME WITH A SAMSUNG GALAXY BOOK 2 PRO TO WRITE AND RECORD MORE
SONGS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: YOU GOT THAT HOT TUB NO ONE GOES HOME EMPTY HANDED. OF COURSE, OUR OTHER CONTESTANT
WILL GET AN I LOVE MUSIC SWEATSHIRT AS WELL AND WE'RE GOING TO GIVE YOU THE
SAMSUNG GALAXY BOOK 2 PRO. THANK YOU SO MUCH. BOTH, AN AMAIZNG JOBS.
GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR TWO NEW INSTANT SONG WRITERS STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT
BACK WITH SUSAN SARANDON, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN OSCAR-WINNING ACTRESS, WHO
STARS IN THE BRAND-NEW SERIES, "MONARCH," WHICH PREMIERES THIS SUNDAY NIGHT AFTER NFL ON FOX.
PLEASE WELCOME, THE ONE, THE ONLY, SUSAN SARANDON
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT. THAT'S -- COME ON. AW.
Jimmy: SUSAN, WELCOME AW. EVERYBODY IS LIVE.
Jimmy: YES. [ CHEERS ] WE'RE HERE
WE'RE STILL HERE. Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
COMING TO THE SHOW OH, THANKS FOR HAVING ME. I MISSED YOU GUYS.
YOU GREW A BEARD, SO THAT'S HOW LONG IT'S BEEN Jimmy: YEAH, I'VE GROWN UP.
I WENT THROUGH PUBERTY SINCE I'VE SEEN YOU AND -- [ LAUGHTER ]
I'M VERY -- IT'S A FANTASTIC THING. WHAT -- HOW WAS YOUR SUMMER?
WORKING, WORKING, WORKING Jimmy: YOU WERE DID A BUNCH OF MOVIES
YEAH Jimmy: WAIT, I HEARD ABOUT ONE MOVIE THAT YOU'RE DOING
THAT'S A DC. DC COMIC, "BLUE BEETLE. Jimmy: "BLUE BEETLE."
AND WHAT'S FABULOUS ABOUT IS, IT'S THE FIRST LATINX HERO THAT HAS HIS OWN MOVIE
AND IT'S REALLY -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THAT'S MAJOR
EVEN BETTER, ALL OF THE MEXICAN -- BECAUSE HIS FAMILY IS MEXICAN, AND ALL THE ACTORS
WERE MEXICAN OR MEXICAN-AMERICAN, AND IT'S IN SPANISH, SO IT'S SUBTITLED
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. THAT'S A BIG DEAL.
I'M, OF COURSE, THE BAD GUY [ LAUGHTER ] I'M THE WHITE MILITARY
INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX, SO I HAD A A FABULOUS TIME. Jimmy: WOW.
BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING BETTER THAN BEING BAD. Jimmy: YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] I LOVE THAT. YEAH.
Jimmy: WELL, SINCE YOU'VE BEEN COMING HERE, I MEAN, I WOULD SAY PROBABLY "LATE NIGHT"
YOU'VE BEEN A FRIEND OF OUR SHOW, AND I APPRECIATE IT. EVERY TIME YOU'RE ON, IT'S FUN
YOU BROUGHT YOUR DOGS HERE BEFORE YEAH.
Jimmy: YEAH MY LITTLE CREATURES ALL PASSED AWAY.
[ AUDIENCE AWS ] THEY - YEAH, I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT
BECAUSE I STILL GET UPSET. IT WAS ABOUT A YEAR AGO. AND I WAS FEELING SAD, AND ONE
OF MY SONS SAID, "OUR -- I SAID, "I CAN'T GET ANOTHER DOG I JUST CAN'T."
YOU KNOW, AND HE SAID, "WELL, THEN GET CATS. AND I'M BI, SO -
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT SO YOU'RE -- YOU'RE -- YOU MEAN
YOU LIKE DOGS AND CATS I'M FLUID Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
YOU LIKE DOGS -- YEAH NO, NO, NO
I'M VERY FLUID WHERE ANIMALS ARE CONCERNED. Jimmy: YEAH
BUT ARE YOU -- IF YOU'RE A A DOG -- I'VE HAD CATS BEFORE.
Jimmy: YOU HAVE AND THEN I HAD DOGS NOW I HAVE CATS.
[ CHEERS ] SO, HE FOUND THIS ADVERTISEMENT -- YOU KNOW, I
WAS RESCUING THEM. Jimmy: YEAH AND HE FOUND THIS CAT
AND WHEN I SAW THE PICTURE OF THIS CAT, IT JUST MADE ME LAUGH.
Jimmy: YEAH AND YOU -- I THINK YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF THIS CAT.
Jimmy: I DO THIS IS IDA. THIS IS IDA
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SADDER LOOKING CAT? [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
[ LAUGHTER ] DOESN'T SHE LOOK LIKE THE SAINTS THAT YOU USED TO PRAY
TO YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ]
NOW -- Jimmy: LOOK AT THE FROWN. THEY SAID, YOU KNOW, SHE'S
VERY SERIOUS, WHICH I SHOULD HAVE REALIZED WAS A RED FLAG, BUT I DIDN'T
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: A SERIOUS CAT. THEY'RE ALL KIND OF SERIOUS,
RIGHT? A SERIOUS CAT MEANING NOT SOCIAL
Jimmy: YEAH YEAH, OF COURSE. SO, WHEN I GOT HER, SHE WAS
VERY FERAL SHE WAS 5. AND IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO
GET HER. AND I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, SHE NEEDS A FRIEND
THAT'S WHAT SHE NEEDS IS A A LITTLE FRIEND. Jimmy: OKAY
SO, THEN I GOT ANOTHER CAT, WHO IS THE SWEETEST -- I WANT TO PREFACE THIS BY SAYING I
HAVE A TINY, TINY APARTMENT. LIKE, REALLY TINY APARTMENT. I MOVED OUT OF MY FAMILY ONE --
SO SMALL I DON'T EVEN HAVE DOORS, RIGHT Jimmy: OKAY
SO, I HAVE THIS OTHER LITTLE CAT THAT WAS, KIND OF, SICK. AND SO, VERY FRAGILE AND JUST
AS SWEET AS CAN BE AND SO, WE CALLED HER SWEETIE. Jimmy: OKAY
DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF SWEETIE? Jimmy: I HAVE A PICTURE OF
SWEETIE, BUT I HAVE A PICTURE OF SWEETIE LOOKING VERY SWEET, BUT I FEEL LIKE -- IS THIS IDA
WELL, YOU HAVE TO SEPARATE THEM SO, THIS IS --
Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO LET ME JUST SHOW YOU THIS THERE'S -
[ LAUGHTER ] IDA DID NOT WANT A FRIEND. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: HERE'S IDA STARING DOWN LIKE, "HERE'S JOHNNY! [ LAUGHTER ]
EXACTLY [ APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: "SHE'S GOING TO
MURDER SWEETIE." YEAH. AND EVERY -- AND I WAS REALLY
FRIGHTENED BECAUSE SWEETIE WAS REALLY FRAGILE BECAUSE SHE'D HAD THIS OPERATION WHEN I GOT
HER. SHE -- ANYWAY, IT'S TRAGIC Jimmy: YEAH
BUT - SO, THEN I THOUGHT, "OKAY, THIS WENT ON FOR A YEAR."
AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY SHE GOT, SHE WOULD BEAT HER UP. SO, I HAD TO BE VERY CAREFUL
WITH HIM, RIGHT? SO, WHAT DO YOU DO I COULDN'T -- I WAS -- I DIDN'T
WANT TO GIVE AWAY IDA, WHO WAS THE BITCH IN THE GROUP, BUT I DIDN'T
[ LAUGHTER ] SO, WHAT DO YOU DO YOU GET ANOTHER CAT, RIGHT
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE SO, I GOT A MALE CAT THIS TIME I THOUGHT, "THIS IS GOING TO
CHANGE THE DYNAMIC." AND I GOT HARRY, WHO WAS ONLY 9 MONTHS OLD
SO HE WAS, I THOUGHT, MAYBE HE'S A LITTLE MORE MALLEABLE Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO --
BECAUSE HE'S -- HE WAS YOUNGER, AND HE WAS -- HASN'T BEEN ON THE STREET AS LONG
Jimmy: YEAH AND HARRY IS JUST THE SWEETEST GUY EVER.
BUT, OF COURSE, WHAT HAPPENED WAS, THAT HE PLAYS WITH IDA BECAUSE HE JUMPS ALL AROUND
BECAUSE HE'S A YOUNG CAT, AND -- AND SWEETIE IS LIKE, "NO, GET AWAY.
I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH -- AND HE LIES ON HIS BACK, AND HE DOES ALL THIS STUFF TRYING TO
DO - Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. THE VOICES NOW
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU'VE BECOME A CAT LADY I'M -
Jimmy: YOU'VE BECOME A CAT LADY YES
SO, I DON'T KNOW THE QUESTION IS, NOW DO I GET A DOG TO TRY TO TAKE CARE OF -
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: PLEASE NO, NO
IT HAS TO STOP [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
IF ANYONE ELSE OUT THERE HAS A A PLAN, YOU KNOW - Jimmy: YEAH, NO, THIS IS
GOOD I HAVE CATNIP EVERYWHERE. I'VE GOT THESE PLUG IN THINGS
WITH PHEROMONES. IT'S JUST NOTHING IS - [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH Jimmy: I WANT TO ASK -- SO THAT'S MY CAT STORY.
Jimmy: I WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT THIS AND MY SON SAID -
Jimmy: YES? WHO GAVE -- WHO GOT THE CATS FOR ME, OR THE FIRST ONE
ANYWAY, SAID, "YOU KNOW, IT'S VERY INTERESTING WITH MEN. IF YOU ARE A GUY -- WHEN YOU'RE
PICKING A GUY, YOU KNOW, A MAN WHO LIKES A DOG WANTS IMMEDIATE GRATIFICATION AND SOMEONE WHO'S
VERY DEPENDENT ON THEM BECAUSE DOGS UNDERSTAND THAT THEY CAN'T EXIST WITHOUT YOU
BUT CATS, ON THE OTHER HAND, THEY CAN DEAL WITH SOMEONE IF A MAN HAS CATS, THEN HE
KNOWS THAT YOU CAN BE INDEPENDENT, AND HE'S NOT AS, YOU KNOW, NEEDY AS A DOG LOVER
THAT NEEDS THAT TAIL WAGGING AS SOON AS YOU COME IN THE HOUSE. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: WHO SAID THIS TO YOU DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S TRUE Jimmy: NO
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE DOGS
Jimmy: DOGS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE PSYCHIC
YOU'RE A PSYCHIC NOW I REST MY CASE. Jimmy: I WANT TO ASK YOU --
I WANT TO -- I WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT THIS, BECAUSE I THINK IT'S VERY, VERY COOL AND
INTERESTING, AND I WANT TO KNOW THE STORY BEHIND IT. IT SEEMS LIKE YOU ALWAYS WEAR
THIS JA -- YOU BRING THIS JACKET OUT EVERY NOW AND THEN, YOU -- YOU
BREAK IT OUT AND IT'S A VERY COOL LETTERMAN LEATHER -- IT'S LIKE A
A "SIMPSONS" JACKET, AND THE INTERNET GOES NUTS WHEN YOU WEAR IT.
BECAUSE THEY GO, "WHAT IS THIS JACKET?" AND EVEN THOUGH THE --
NO, THEY GO NUTS BECAUSE I'M STILL WEARING THAT JACKET AFTER MANY YEARS
AND THEY'RE LIKE, "WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PERSON THAT SHE'S STILL WEARING --
Jimmy: NO, VO -- VOGUE -- VOGUE HAD A HEADLINE, "HAS SUSAN SARANDON BEEN WEARING THE
SAME JACKET SINCE 1995?" [ LAUGHTER ] "VOGUE" OF ALL PEOPLE.
FAUX PAS. Jimmy: FAUX PAS FASHION FAUX PAS
YEAH, THAT'S FROM "THE SIMPSONS." AND WHEN YOU DID -- I DON'T
KNOW IF THEY STILL DO THIS, BUT I DID A FEW VOICES FOR THEM AND I -- "THE SIMPSONS" AND -- ARE
JUST BRILLIANT AND THEY GAVE ME THIS JACKET AND THEN, AS THEY ADDED MORE
CHARACTERS, THEY WOULD PUT PATCHES -- NEW PATCHES -- ON THE JACKET
NOW, I HAVEN'T -- I DON'T KNOW IF THEY STILL -- BUT YES, THAT'S -- IS THERE SOMETHING
WRONG WITH NOT THROWING OUT YOUR CLOTHES [ LAUGHTER ]
I MEAN, MAYBE IT'S JUST BECAUSE I'M GETTING OLD, BUT I WANT TO HOLD ON TO MY OLD THINGS
I DON'T WANT TO -- Jimmy: NO, I LOVE THAT YOU HAVE THIS.
BUT I MEAN -- BUT IT LOOKS GREAT ON YOU THANK YOU
Jimmy: DO YOU -- DO YOU JUST - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
WHEN I WEAR THIS JACKET, EVERYBODY SMILES AND SO, I'M ACTUALLY CHANGING
THE CHARACTERISTICS OF NEW YORK, BECAUSE PEOPLE THAT SEE THIS JACKET GO, "COOL
JACKET." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I'M SPREADING SMILES
Jimmy: YOU REALLY ARE SPREADING SMILES WELL, YOU'RE SUCH A FRIEND OF
OUR SHOW, I WANTED TO GIVE YOU -- GET OFF MY CASE
Jimmy: I WANTED TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE GIFT. OH!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT SAYS -- IT SAYS "SUSAN" ON IT
OH, MY GOSH WOW. LET ME SEE
* BUT THIS -- I THINK WE - WHAT ABOUT PATCHES THOUGH?
DO WE GET, LIKE, THE BANDS Jimmy: I CAN SEND YOU SOME -- SOME PATCHES
CAN WE GET, LIKE, ALL THE FACES OF THE ROOTS Jimmy: YEAH, THE ROOTS.
OH, WAIT THIS IS THE NEW -- THIS IS THE NEW --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH THAT'S THE NEW JACKET.
LOOK AT -- COME ON NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
THAT'S -- THAT IS OUR GIFT TO YOU. I FEEL SUPER COOL
THIS IS THE BEST GOODY BAG SO FAR OF ALL THE TALK SHOWS THAT -
YOU'RE ALREADY RECOGNIZABLE. YOU'RE SUSAN SARANDON, BUT A A LITTLE "SUSAN" ON THERE, IT,
KIND OF, MAKES PEOPLE SMILE. AND THEY DON'T CONFUSE ME WITH SIGOURNEY WEAVER.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CYMBAL CRASH ] [ SAD TUBA ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. YEAH. Jimmy: LET'S TALK -
AND ALSO, YOU KNOW, IF I LOSE MY MIND, I'LL GO, "OH, RIGHT, I'M SUSAN."
Jimmy: "I'M SUSAN." YEAH, OF COURSE. LET'S TALK ABOUT "MONARCH.
THIS IS A BIG DEAL LET'S TALK ABOUT "MONARCH." Jimmy: IT'S GOT A LOT OF
GOOD BUZZ HERE YES Jimmy: THIS SUNDAY, ONE OF
THE MOST ANTICIPATED NEW SHOWS THIS FALL. CAN YOU SET UP WHAT THE SHOW IS
ABOUT? COUNTRY MUSIC DYNASTY I AM THE HEAD OF THE DYNASTY
"I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MY FAMILY TO KEEP MY DYNASTY GOING.
Jimmy: YES. AND I HAVE TWO DAUGHTERS WHO, YOU KNOW, THAT COULD BE
TROUBLE. AND A SON. AND TRACE ADKINS -
Jimmy: TRACE ADKINS -- WHO IS A, YOU KNOW, CERTIFIED MAJOR COUNTRY STAR
Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. HE'S, LIKE, 8'9" BY THE WAY. AND TALKS LIKE -- AND VERY
JOHNNY CASH. VERY THOUGH. Jimmy: "VERY DEEP VOICE --
YEAH, VERY DEEP VOICE. AND SO, IT'S, YOU KNOW, A A GUILTY PLEASURE OF LOTS OF
INTRIGUE AND SECRETS AND - Jimmy: WHO'S TAKING OVER THE FAMILY BIZ AND COUNTRY MUSIC
AND -- AND PATERNITY AND LIES. AND YEAH
DO I YEAH Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT. AND WHO ELSE? YEAH
Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. SHOTGUNS GOING OFF. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S SUSAN SARANDON IN
"MONARCH." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
IT'S TIME TO SHOW YOU WHAT
YOU'RE WEARING TOMORROW AT THE MUSICAL. TADA
OH. IT'S PERFECT YOU'RE PERFECT.
YOU KNOW, NICKY, I NEVER WANTED JUST TO BE A STAR. I WANTED TO CREATE A DYNASTY,
AND I DID. WE ALWAYS KNEW THAT WITH YOUR GOD GIVEN BEAUTY AND TALENT
THAT IT WAS GONNA BE YOUR DESTINY TO CONTINUE OUR LEGACY Jimmy: WHOA
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SUSAN SARANDON CHECK OUT THE SEASON PREMIERE
OF "MONARCH" THIS SUNDAY AFTER NFL ON FOX WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
JULIO TORRES STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN EMMY NOMINATED WRITER AND
COMEDIAN WHO CO- CREATED AND STARS IN THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED SHOW "LOS ESPOOKYS."
SEASON TWO PREMIERES SEPTEMBER 16th ON HBO AND HBO MAX.
GOSH, HE'S FUNNY PLEASE WELCOME JULIO TORRES, EVERYBODY.
* * Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
THAT MIGHT BE THE FASTEST ENTRANCE EVER. I WAS JUST SAYING, "HI."
THIS IS WHY IT WAS THE FASTEST ENTRANCE EVER BECAUSE I GOT DISORIENTED, AND I THOUGHT
I WAS GOING TO BE WALKING OVER THERE. AND THEN WHEN I SAW IT WAS --
SO I WAS LIKE, "I DON'T HAVE A A LOT OF TIME TO GET ALL THE WAY OVER THERE."
Jimmy: SO, YOU CAME IN HOT. I CAME IN HOT Jimmy: BECAUSE I BARELY
SHOOK YOUR HAND -- [ LAUGHTER ] I NEVER SAW ANYONE SIT THIS
FAST IN MY LIFE. I WAS LIKE, "WE GOT TO GET THE COUCH.
Jimmy: "WE'VE GOT TO GET THIS GOING WE'VE GOT TO GET TO THE COUCH.
YOU LOOK GREAT I LIKE THE PINK HAIR I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN
THE PINK HAIR ON YOU YOU LOOK FANTASTIC I WAS GOING TO SAY, I LIKE
YOUR BEARD Jimmy: WHAT THIS IS LIKE A COMPLIMENT OFF,
CAUSE I LIKE YOUR JACKET YOUR SUITS OKAY Jimmy: THANK YOU --
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE GOALS I'VE BEEN GOING TO THE SAME
HAIR WIZARD FOR A WHILE. THAT'S WHAT I CALL HER, THE HAIR WIZARD.
Jimmy: WHAT'S HER NAME? DO WE KNOW HER HER NAME IS MARCY
SHE'S A BIG FAN OF YOURS Jimmy: OH, HI MARCY WAIT YOU SAY, "OLAH, MARCY.
Jimmy: HOLA MARCY SHE'S A HAIR WIZARD YOU SAY? YEAH -- I FEEL LIKE SHE --
ONE OF THE FIRST TIMES I WENT TO HER, SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE LOVES HAIR, BUT SHE FEARS HAIR
BECAUSE HAIR IS LIKE THE OCEAN IT'S FULL OF SECRETS [ LAUGHTER ]
SO, I -- I KNEW THAT I NEEDED HER. Jimmy: YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] SO, THE HAIR IS FULL OF SECRETS.
SO, EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED IF YOU WENT TO GO SEE MARCY WELL, WHAT I LOVE ABOUT HER
IS THAT SHE SAYS, YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOUR HAIR TELLS ME WHAT TO DO.
SO, I MEAN, I GUESS MY HAIR WANTED TO BE PINK. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: WOW, SHE'S RIGHT IT LOOKS FANTASTIC YOU SHOULD GO TO MARCY.
[ LAUGHTER ] NO, NO, NO - Jimmy: MY HAIR HAS TOO MANY
SECRETS. [ LAUGHTER ] JULIO, I WANTED TO ASK YOU A
A QUESTION BECAUSE I KNOW YOU AS A WRITER, AS A STANDUP -- A A GREAT STANDUP, AN ACTOR.
BUT YOU'RE GETTING INTO SOMETHING -- A TERRITORY I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.
OKAY. Jimmy: THIS IS HAND ACTING. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT? YEAH, OF COURSE I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
Jimmy: WELL, I MEANT TO SAY THAT TO THE AUDIENCE DO YOU GUYS NO WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT? HAND ACTING, CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO EVERYONE WHAT THIS IS?
YEAH, I'VE SEEN A LOT OF ACTORS OUT THERE ACTING, BUT THEN I LOOK AT THEIR HANDS, AND
THEIR HANDS AREN'T QUITE PERFORMING SO, I -- MAYBE I'LL JUST SHOW
YOU. OKAY IF -- SO, I'M GOING TO GIVE
YOU, LIKE, A FEW SCENARIOS AND JUST SOME TRICKS FOR ACTORS OUT THERE IF THEY WANT TO
IMPLEMENT THEM Jimmy: THIS IS AWESOME. LIKE FOR EXAMPLE, THIS WOULD
BE WHAT YOU WOULD DO WITH A LINE, LIKE, "PERHAPS YOU CAN COME TO MY ROOM LATER, AND THEN
WE CAN SEE WHAT HAPPENS? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: I JUST GOT AN
EIGHT-MINUTE OVATION AT THE VENICE FILM FESTIVAL YEAH, YEAH.
OKAY I WANT TO GIVE YOU ANOTHER ONE "DELORIS, I NEED ROGER ON THE
LINE." [ LAUGHTER ] THAT TELLS A STORY
Jimmy: YES, DOLORES WHO IS DOLORES? WHO IS ROGER
Jimmy: OF COURSE, YEAH. OKAY, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU ANOTHER ONE.
DO YOU HAVE, LIKE, A PEN AND PAPER THAT I CAN BORROW? Jimmy: YEAH
RIGHT THERE YEAH THERE, THERE, THERE.
OKAY THIS IS -- THIS IS FINALLY SIGNING THE DIVORCE PAPERS
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WOW. [ APPLAUSE ]
OH THAT'S SO -- ALL RIGHT FINE
YOU GOT ME DO YOU HAVE -- DO YOU HAVE, LIKE, A CUP OR, LIKE, A WINE
GLASS OR, LIKE, A -- YEAH, WITH A STEM YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S GOOD. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH SO, THIS IS HOW YOU WOULD
PORTRAY -- THIS IS HOW ONLY WITH YOUR HANDS YOU CONVEY TO THE CAMERA THAT, "YES, IN FACT,
THERE'S POISON IN THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YES, IN FACT, THERE
IS POISON -- THERE'S POISON. Jimmy: THERE'S POISON IN
THERE. DO YOU HAVE, LIKE, A -- DO YOU HAVE, LIKE -- I WANT TO
SAY, LIKE, A VILE OF POTION? OKAY SO, HERE, YOU OFFER THE POTION
BUT YOU GIVE A WARNING BECAUSE EVERYTHING COMES AT A PRICE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: UNBELIEVABLE THAT IS WHY -- THAT'S WHY YOU'RE A PROFESSIONAL.
UNBELIEVABLE JULIO -- I'M A MASTER.
Jimmy: "LOS ESPOOKYS. SEASON TWO I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR
A LONG TIME. I LOVED SEASON ONE, AND THEN YOU WERE FILMING AND THEN
PANDEMIC YEAH, SO, WE DID SEASON ONE THEN WE WERE GOING TO DO SEASON
TWO. AND THEN THIS VIRUS HAPPENED Jimmy: AND THEN -
SPREAD THROUGHOUT THE WORLD Jimmy: SO, YOU SHUT DOWN. SO, WE HAD TO SHUT DOWN
SO, WE DID ALMOST FOUR EPISODES, AND THEN WE TOOK A A LITTLE BREAK FOR TWO YEARS
[ LAUGHTER ] WE TOOK -- THEY WERE, LIKE, "OKAY, WE'RE BREAKING.
LIKE, SNACK TIME FOR TWO YEARS Jimmy: TWO YEARS? IS THAT HELPFUL?
NO THAT CAN'T BE -- SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "OH,
THAT MUST BE SO AWFUL. AND THEN IT'S LIKE, "DID WE LEARN SOMETHING FROM LIKE
STOPPING?" "NO. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
"WAS IT GOOD CREATIVELY? "LIKE, NO. IT WAS, LIKE, "ACTUALLY I
REALLY, REALLY DON'T RECOMMEND --" MY ADVICE WOULD BE, IF YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING,
AND IT'S GOING WELL, DON'T TAKE A BREAK FOR TWO YEARS. Jimmy: OKAY, THAT'S GOOD
ADVICE [ LAUGHTER ] HOW WOULD YOU SUM UP THE SHOW
FOR US I WOULD SAY, "WATCH IT, PLEASE."
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S RIGHT -- YOU JUST OPEN YOUR LAPTOP AND YOU DA, DA, DA
AND YOU JUST WATCH IT. Jimmy: THIS IS MEANT FOR LAPTOP VIEWING
I MEAN, LET'S FACE IT, HOW MANY -- YOU KNOW I DON'T KNOW
DO YOU GUYS HAVE TELEVISIONS Jimmy: YES, WE ALL HAVE TELEVISIONS.
YOU'RE ON IT RIGHT NOW I KNOW. BUT PEOPLE ARE SEEING ON THEIR
PHONES Jimmy: OH, THIS IS INTERESTING.
I WATCH YOU ON TELEVISION. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THERE'S THIS WHOLE
WORLDWIDE WEB OUT THERE. Jimmy: WHAT TELL ME ABOUT IT
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NO, WATCH IT ON TV. Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW
EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S JULIO TORRES IN THE NEW SEASON OF "LOS ESPOOKYS.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
[ SPEAKING IN SPANISH [ SPEAKING IN SPANISH
Jimmy: JULIO TORRES, EVERYONE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SEASON TWO OF "LOS ESPOOKYS" PREMIERES SEPTEMBER 16th ON HBO
AND HBO MAX. FLETCHER PERFORMS FOR US AFTER THE BREAK.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
Jimmy: PERFORMING "BECKY'S SO HOT" FROM HER UPCOMING DEBUT ALBUM, "GIRL OF MY DREAMS,"
GIVE IT UP FOR FLETCHER!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
* I WAKE UP PUTTIN MAKEUP ON A SAD FAC LISTERINE AIN'T FIXING
THIS BAD TASTE IN MY MOUTH * * SOMEONE SAW YOU OUT ON FRIDAY SAW YO
WALKING SIDEWAYS GUESS I'M GETTING TOUCHED * * REAL GOOD NOW
FINE OKAY I'LL SAY I WENT AND STALKED HER AND I DON'T REALLY *
* BLAME YOU CAUSE DAMN THE WAIST THE HIPS THE FAC
THIS IS AWKWARD * * ARE YOU IN LOVE LIKE WE WERE
IF I WERE YO I'D PROBABLY KEEP HER * * MAKES ME WANNA HIT HE
WHEN I SEE HER CAUSE BECKY'S SO HOT IN YOUR VINTAGE TEE SHIRT *
* OH SHE THE ON I SHOULD HAT BUT I WANNA KNOW
HOW SHE TASTE * * I KINDA WANNA HIT HER WHEN I SEE HER
BECKY'S SO HOT IN YOUR VINTAGE TEE SHIRT * * I USED TO
WEAR IT TOO YEAH IT'S THE CROPPED ONE WITH THE RED CORVETTE *
* SOMEONE NEW RIDING SHOTGU I CAN'T EVEN BE THAT MAD ABOUT IT
SHE FLAME EMOJI WOW * * IT'S ALWAYS GONNA MES ME UP CAUS
FINE OKAY I'LL SAY I WENT AND STALKED HER * * AND I DON'T REALL
BLAME YOU CAUS DAMN THE WAIST THE HIPS *
* THE FAC THIS IS AWKWAR ARE YOU IN LOV
LIKE WE WERE * * IF I WERE YOU I'D PROBABLY KEEP HE
MAKES ME WANNA HIT HER WHEN I SEE HER * * CAUSE BECKY'S SO HO
IN YOUR VINTAGE TEE SHIR OH SHE THE ONE I SHOULD HATE *
* BUT I WANNA KNO HOW SHE TAST I KINDA WANNA HIT HE
WHEN I SEE HER * * BECKY'S SO HO IN YOUR VINTAGE TEE SHIRT *
* * * BECKY'S SO HO
BECKY'S SO HOT AND AREN'T YOU IN LOVE LIKE WE WERE *
* AND IF I WERE YOU I'D PROBABLY KEEP HE CAUSE I WANNA HIT HE
WHEN I SEE HER * * CAUSE BECKY'S SO HO IN YOUR VINTAGE TEE SHIR
OH SHE THE ONE OH SHE KNOWS THE ONE * * BUT I WANNA KNO
HOW SHE TAST I KINDA WANNA HIT HE WHEN I SEE HER *
* BECKY'S SO HO IN YOUR VINTAGE TEE SHIRT * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS! COME ON! FLETCHER
THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
"GIRL OF MY DREAMS" IS OUT SEPTEMBER 16th WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN. WOW! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* Jimmy: MY THANKS TO SUSAN SARANDON, JULIO TORRES -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FLETCHER, ONCE AGAIN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE