>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - HILLARY AND CHELSEA CLINTON,
OFFSET MATTHEW BERRY, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1703 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
* *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. I LOVE YOU
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. ENJOY YOURSELVES, ENJOY YOURSELVES
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. I'M YOUR HOST, SHIPWRECKED
JIMMY FALLON [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, I FINALLY DID IT, I WENT
THROUGH PUBERTY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE REALLY COOL.
I LIKE IT. THANK YOU. APPRECIATE IT.
YES, I'VE GROWN A BEARD, AND YES, THIS DEFINITELY WON'T HELP WITH PEOPLE CONFUSING ME FOR
JIMMY KIMMEL [ LAUGHTER ] I WANT TO GET TO THE POINT
WHERE I CAN ANNOY PEOPLE BY TAKING OUT A TINY BEARD COMB AT THE DINNER TABLE
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME. WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU
TODAY. HILLARY AND CHELSEA CLINTON ARE MY GUESTS TONIGHT.
>> Steve: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YES!
THAT'S RIGHT, RIGHT NOW HILLARY'S ON HER NATIONWIDE "I TOLD YOU SO" TOUR.
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL GUYS, LETS GET TO SOME NEWS
YESTERDAY PRESIDENT BIDEN WAS DELIVERING A SPEECH IN WISCONSIN WHERE HE WAS
INTERRUPTED BY A HECKLER CAN WE SEE THE PRESIDENT'S RESPONSE
[ INDISERNIBLE ] ALL RIGHT, GOD LOVE YOU. LET HIM GO
[ AUDIENCE BOOING LET HIM GO [ AUDIENCE BOOING
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, DON'T -- [ LAUGHTER ]
LET HIM GO LET HIM -- HE'S -- LOOK, EVERYBODY'S
ENTITLED TO BE AN IDIOT. [ LAUGHTER ] NO, NO, EVERYBODY'S ENTITLED,
OKAY >> Jimmy: "OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO
* NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO."
EVERYONE'S ENTITLED TO BE AN IDIOT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING YOUR MOM WOULD SAY IF YOUR DAD INSISTS HE COULD FISH THE
DISHWASHER [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH
"EVERYONE'S ENTITLED TO BE AN IDIOT. GO AHEAD."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "YOU PUT THIS UP PUT THAT --"
I'M ALSO PRETTY SURE THAT'S THE FIRST INSULT TO EVER START WITH THE PHRASE "GOD LOVE YOU."
[ LAUGHTER ] NO, NO, NO, NO, NO AFTER A FEW MORE SECONDS OF
HECKLING, SECURITY WAS LIKE, "OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH, MR. TRUMP.
PLEASE -- JUST PLEASE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEP, BIDEN WASN'T PULLING ANY
PUNCHES YESTERDAY. HE ALSO WENT AFTER FAR RIGHT REPUBLICANS, AND REFERRED TO
THEM AS "TRUMPIES. TRUMPIES SOUNDS LIKE A A BREAKFAST CEREAL THAT'S ALL
MARSHMALLOWS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YOU WANT SOME TRUMPIES
TRUMPIES SOUNDS LIKE A WORD FOR WHEN A TODDLER GETS GRUMPY ON A TRAIN.
LIKE, "UH-OH, HE'S GOT A LITTLE CASE OF THE TRUMPIES." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
TRUMPIES SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING YOU CATCH FROM HOOKING UP IN A A HOT TUB.
"HEY --" [ LAUGHTER ] "I JUST FOUND OUT I HAVE
TRUMPIES YOU SHOULD GET YOURSELF CHECKED.
* [ LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF THE FORMER
PRESIDENT, A FEDERAL JUDGE UNSEALED THE LIST OF MATERIALS SEIZED FROM MAR-A-LAGO, AND IT
REVEALED THAT TRUMP HAD CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS MIXED IN WITH NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS,
MAGAZINES, AND CLOTHING. EVEN T.J. MAXX WAS LIKE, "DUDE, GET IT TOGETHER IN THERE."
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, TRUMP HAD CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS MIXED IN
WITH NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS, MAGAZINES, PHOTOGRAPHS, AND EVEN CLOTHING, BUT RIGHT NOW
MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE STILL DEFENDING TRUMP. [ GLASS BREAKING ]
WHAT WAS THAT? >> OH, NOTHING -- NOTHING, JIMMY.
[ CHEERS ] I JUST FOUND YOUR MONOLOGUE VERY FUNNY TONIGHT
THAT'S ALL JUST KEEP TELLING YOUR FUNNY JOKES.
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, I WILL, THANK YOU. MEANWHILE A JUDGE JUST GRANTED
TRUMP'S REQUEST FOR A SPECIAL MASTER TO REVIEW ALL THE DOCUMENTS SEIZED FROM
MAR-A-LAGO, WHICH COULD MASSIVELY DELAY THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT'S INVESTIGATION INTO
THE FORMER PRESIDENT [ GLASS BREAKING ] [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> NO -- NO -- I - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: COULD WE GET HER A
A PAPER CUP? GET HER PAPER CUPS IN THERE. [ APPLAUSE ]
DID I MENTION? HILLARY CLINTON IS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT.
HILLARY CLINTON AND CHELSEA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT, THE SPECIAL
MASTER HAS TO REVIEW OVER 11,000 DOCUMENTS, WHICH COULD DELAY THE INVESTIGATION.
MAN, ONLY TRUMP COULD AVOID JAIL JUST BECAUSE THERE'S TOO MUCH EVIDENCE.
[ LAUGHTER ] SWITCHING GEARS, AFTER TWO FAILED ATTEMPTS TO LAUNCH THEIR
NEW MOON ROCKET, NASA HAS POSTPONED THE MISSION UNTIL AT LEAST NEXT MONTH
EVEN MORE ANNOYING, THEY STILL TEXTED THE MOON, "THERE IN 15. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] "NO, YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE HERE."
SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS. I SAW THAT A BRITISH REBOOT OF THE REALITY SHOW "SURVIVOR" IS
COMING TO THE BBC. IT'S GONNA BE EVEN HARDER THAN THE AMERICAN VERSION -- THE
CONTESTANTS WILL BE STRANDED ON AN ISLAND WITH NOTHING BUT UNLIMITED BRITISH FOOD
[ LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE TV NEWS, AMAZON JUST DEBUTED THEIR SHOW "THE LORD OF
THE RINGS: THE RINGS OF POWER. YEAH [ APPLAUSE ]
IT'S GOOD. AND HBO HAS THEIR NEW SHOW "HOUSE OF THE DRAGON."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S VERY CONFUSING, WHICH PROBABLY EXPLAINS THE
COMMERCIAL I JUST SAW TODAY. WATCH THIS
LOVE J.R.R. TOLKIEN, THEN
YOU'LL LOVE "LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RINGS OF POWER." AND IF YOU LOVE
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN, THEN YOU'LL LOVE "HOUSE OF THE DRAGON. THEY SOUND SIMILAR, BUT "LORD
OF THE RINGS: THE RINGS OF POWER" IS BASED ON "LORD OF THE DRAGONS," AND "HOUSE OF THE
RING" IS BASED ON "GAME OF RINGS. ONE WAS WRITTEN BY
G.R.R. MARKIEN, THE OTHER BY TOLK R.R. DRAGON [ LAUGHTER ]
ONLY AMAZON'S GOT "RING LORD: POWER OF THE THE," WHILE ONLY HBO'S GOT "DRAG HOUSE.
SUNDAY NIGHTS ARE FOR "HOUSE OF PANCAKES," AND THURSDAYS ARE FOR "RING OF THE RING: THE R.R.
OF HOUSE." SO SIT BACK AND ENJOY HULU'S SHOWTIME ORIGINAL, "DRAGON OF
THE HOUSE: RING DINGS AND THE SORCERER'S STONE," BASED ON THE NOVELS BY R.L STINE. [ CHEERS
AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: SO MUCH GOOD STUFF HEY GUYS, I READ THAT AN
E. COLI OUTBREAK LINKED TO THE LETTUCE AT WENDY'S HAS NOW SPREAD TO SIX DIFFERENT STATES
AND SICKENED 97 PEOPLE OOH, YEAH. MEANWHILE, CHIPOTLE HEARD THAT
AND WAS LIKE, "97? PLEASE, WE DO THAT IN A DAY. [ LAUGHTER ]
I HEARD ABOUT A DOG AT AN AIRPORT IN ITALY WHO MADE A PRETTY BIG DISCOVERY
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
A MILAN, ITALY, AIRPORT FOUND MORE THAN 30 POUNDS OF COCAINE
IN A WHEELCHAIR. THE NARCOTICS WERE STUFFED INTO THE CHAIR'S LEATHER UPHOLSTERY
AUTHORITIES SAY THE SUSPECT IMMEDIATELY STOOD UP FROM THE WHEELCHAIR AND WAS ARRESTED.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THE GUY STOOD UP LIKE, "IT'S A MIRACLE!
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "I DON'T BELIEVE IT. *
AND FINALLY, IT IS TUESDAY, GUYS IT IS TIME FOR "WETWEET.
HERE WE GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
*
* WE TWEE WETWEET * >> Jimmy: WELCOME TO "WETWEET.
THIS IS WHERE WE AS A GROUP DECIDE SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD POST ON TWITTER.
I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU FIVE DIFFERENT TWEETS, AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO VOTE ON WHETHER YOU
LIKE EACH ONE OR NOT YOU ALL HAVE YOUR VOTING CLICKERS AT YOUR SEATS
I CAN TELL RIGHT THERE BY THE CONFUSION. THERE YOU GO
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE LIKE, "NO, THAT'S YOUR CLICKER.
YOU CAN ALL VOTE FOR -- YOU CAN VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM IF YOU WANT TO.
YOU CAN VOTE FOR NONE OF THEM. I JUST WANT TO YOU TO HAVE FUN AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO SEE THE
RESULTS LIVE HIGGINS, ROOTS YOU ALL HAVE YOUR CLICKERS AS WELL?
>> Steve: READY, CLICKING AWAY >> Jimmy: GOOD ROOTS, NICE TO SEE YOU
WHICHEVER TWEET GETS THE MOST LIKES, I WILL TWEET IT OUT LIVE ON THE SHOW DURING THE
COMMERCIAL BREAK, AND THEN YOU CAN ALL LIKE IT AND "WETWEET" IT
[ CHEERS ] YEAH, IT'S A SHARED EXPERIENCE ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS READY?
HERE WE GO THE FIRST TWEET IS, "IT'S SUCKS WHEN IT'S YOU, BUT SEEING
SOMEONE ELSE RUN THROUGH AN AIRPORT IS FUN AS HELL." [ LAUGHTER ]
* IT'S GOOD. [ LAUGHTER ]
WHEN IT'S NOT YOU, YEAH. ALL RIGHT. CAST YOUR VOTE, THUMBS UP,
THUMBS DOWN. THE VOTES ARE IN LET'S GO, LET'S JUST SEE THE
RESULTS RIGHT HERE >> Steve: WHOA >> Jimmy: WHOA, NOT BAD!
157. I FEEL GOOD ABOUT THAT ONE >> Steve: 157, THAT'S GOOD
>> Jimmy: VERY POSITIVE GROUP HERE TONIGHT I LIKE THESE GUYS.
[ LAUGHTER ] NEXT ONE IS, "LIKE SERIOUSLY, WHY ARE WE ASKING DOGS TO SIT
SO MUCH? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] *
SIT, SIT SIT. SIT, GOOD BOY.
SIT. ALL RIGHT. UH -
>> Steve: I'M GOING TO SAY NOT AS GOOD. >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO SAY NOT
AS GOOD ON THIS ONE. >> Steve: YEAH, >> Jimmy: I LIKE IT, BUT I DON'T THINK -
>> Steve: IT'S A VALID POINT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, IF WE WERE
PLAYING A DIFFERENT GAME >> Steve: YEAH, I MEAN, A DIFFERENT GAME, IT'D BE
LIKE - >> Jimmy: VALID POINT. THAT IS A VALID POINT.
>> Steve: DOGS SHOULD EXERCISE, YEAH >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT
>> Steve: IT'S A DIFFERENT GAME >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE THE
RESULTS. OH, MY GOD >> Steve: YEAH, WOW.
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> Steve: KNOCKOUT POINTS. >> Jimmy: VERY HONEST AUDIENCE
YEAH, VERY HONEST. [ LAUGHTER ] THEY WERE GIVING, AND THEN
THEY -- THEY GIVETH AND TAKETH AWAY ALL RIGHT, LET'S LOOK AT THIS
NEXT ONE IT SAYS, "NOTE TO SELF: DON'T TELL YOUR FRIEND THAT THEIR
BABY LOOKS LIKE A VERY TIRED GENE HACKMAN." [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT WAS A MISTAKE * EXHAUSTED.
HE'S A GREAT ACTOR >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: ONE OF THE GREATEST
ACTORS - >> Steve: OF ALL TIME. >> Jimmy: OF ALL TIME.
LEGENDARY ACTOR. >> Steve: BUT YOU DON'T WANT YOUR BABY --
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO YOU DON'T WANT -- TIRED GENE HACKMAN
LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS ONE HERE ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
NOT BAD. * >> Steve: WOW.
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT THE AUDIENCE IS THAT HONEST. >> Steve: YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THEY REALLY -- "YEAH, I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE IT TO
YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] "NO.
YOU THINK IT'D ALL BE 200, 200, 0. NO, THE PEOPLE ARE MAKING
A CHOICE HERE. >> Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
THEY LOVE GENE HACKMAN >> Jimmy: YEAH NEXT UP HAVE THIS ONE.
"THEY'RE CALLED 'DRONES,' BECAUSE IF SOMEONE BUYS ONE, THEY NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT
IT." [ LAUGHTER ] *
"IT CAN GO UP -- IT CAN GO 150 FEET ABOVE -- THEY CAN GO 60 MILES ON ONE CHARGE."
YEAH, YEAH, WHO CARES? LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS ONE.
>> Steve: OH * THAT'S SHOCKING.
>> Jimmy: AIRPORT'S STILL -- AIRPORT'S STILL -- >> Steve: AIRPORT'S STILL BY
FIVE >> Jimmy: YEAH BECAUSE WHEN YOU SEE PEOPLE
RUNNING THROUGH, IT'S -- >> Steve: I KNOW >> Jimmy: AND SOMETIMES THE ONE
WHEEL COMES OFF -- >> Steve: OH, BUMMER >> Jimmy: AND THEN YOU GOTTA
RE -- YOU GOTTA TRY TO FIGURE OUT BOTH WHEELS. [ LAUGHTER ]
THE ONE WHEEL GOES OFF AND THE ROLLERBLADE WHEEL, AND THEN IT'S LIKE --
AND THEN IT'S TURNING AND THEN YOU -- YEAH, YOU'RE IN TROUBLE ALL RIGHT, THIS LAST ONE -
YEAH, I THINK THAT ONE'S GOING TO BE THE WINNER, I THINK. >> Steve: YOU THINK AIRPORT, OR
THIS ONE >> Jimmy: I SEE THIS ONE HERE, AND I'M GONNA SAY AIRPORT.
>> Steve: OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] THEY ALL CAN'T BE WINNERS, MAN
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW, MAN. >> Steve: THEY ALL CANNOT BE WINNERS.
>> Jimmy: HERE WE GO IT'S A FUN GAME EITHER WAY >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: HERE'S THE LAST ONE. IT SAYS, "IF YOU EAT YOUR LUNCHABLES PAST 5:00 P.M., ARE
THEY DINNERABLES?" [ LAUGHTER ] *
>> Tariq: IT'S SOMETHIN' - >> Jimmy: SOMETHIN' NEW, BUT - >> Tariq: MY -- MY KIDS WOULD
LOVE THAT ONE. >> Jimmy: YOUR KIDS WOULD DIG THAT ONE
>> Steve: THAT'S A VALID POINT >> Jimmy: NO, NO, WE'RE NOT PLAYING VALID POINT.
>> Steve: OH, I THOUGHT WE WERE PLAYING VALID POINT. >> Jimmy: NO, WE'RE NOT -- THAT
IS NOT THE GAME. WE'RE NOT PLAYING VALID POINT. >> Steve: THAT "SIT," AND THIS
ONE -- >> Jimmy: NO, NO, THAT'S NOT VALID POINT.
"DINNERABLES." * IT'S GOT TO BEAT 157
I THINK NOT, BUT LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. >> Steve: OH
>> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO RIGHT THERE! I LIKE IT, I'M HAPPY WITH
AIRPORT. * THANK YOU ALL VERY MUCH.
[ APPLAUSE ] THE WINNER IS NUMBER ONE, AIRPORT, RIGHT THERE
[ BELL DINGS ] SEEING SOMEONE ELSE RUN IS FUN AS HELL.
I'M GOING POST THIS DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED,
GIVE IT A LIKE, GIVE IT A "WETWEET," AND ENJOY WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
HILLARY AND CHELSEA CLINTON ARE HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
OFFSET IS HERE TO TALK AND PERFORM! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
FANTASY FOOTBALL EXPERT MATTHEW BERRY IS ON THE SHOW [ APPLAUSE ]
STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH HILLARY AND CHELSEA CLINTON.
COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: MY QUESTION WAS WHAT'S THE CRAZIEST FAMILY VACATION MEMORY?
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> WHEN THEY LEFT ME AT THE KREMLIN.
[ LAUGHTER ] * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW, EVERYBODY. I WANT TO QUICKLY REMIND
EVERYONE THAT THIS THURSDAY NIGHT THE NFL SEASON KICKS OFF RIGHT HERE ON NBC.
WE GOT A BRAND-NEW SHOW AFTER THE GAME BLAKE SHELTON WILL BE ON TO
TALK AND PERFORM [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GIGI HADID WILL BE HERE.
AND WE HAVE A LOT OF FUN SURPRISES THURSDAY NIGHT AFTER THE GAME
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT, BUT FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE
TONIGHT. HE JUST RELEASED TWO NEW SINGLES.
YOU CAN ALSO SEE HIM IN SEASON TWO OF "THE HYPE," WHICH PREMIERS SEPTEMBER 22nd ON HBO
MAX. OFFSET IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE'RE GOING TO TALK TO HIM, AND THEN HE'S PERFORMING LATER IN THE SHOW
WE LOVE OFFSET PLUS, HE'S THE HOST OF "FANTASY FOOTBALL HAPPY HOUR" ON
PEACOCK, AND YOU CAN CATCH HIM THURSDAY NIGHTS ON "NFL KICKOFF GAME" HERE ON NBC.
MATTHEW BERRY IS ON THE SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT FIRST, THEY HAVE A BRAND
NEW DOCUSERIES CALLED "GUTSY" WHICH IS BASED ON THEIR "NEW YORK TIMES" BEST SELLING
BOOK YOU CAN SEE IT STARTING THIS FRIDAY ON APPLE TV PLUS.
EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME HILARY AND CHELSEA CLINTON!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU.
YOU HAVE BEEN ON THE SHOW A BUNCH OF TIMES SEPARATELY, BUT THE FIRST TIME TOGETHER.
>> THAT'S RIGHT. >> WHAT BETTER WAY TO START YOUR SEASON?
>> Jimmy: MOTHER AND DAUGHTER, YES. YOU BOTH LOOK GREAT.
WELCOME, AND THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE APPRECIATE YOU
HOW ARE THE GRAND KIDS >> THEY'RE SO GREAT. >> Jimmy: THREE NOW -- RIGHT,
CHELSEA? >> THREE SEVEN, SIX, AND THREE.
>> AND WE HAD THE BEST SUMMER. HOW WAS YOUR SUMMER? >> Jimmy: IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: VERY, VERY LUCKY WE'RE JUST HAPPY AND GOOD.
AND THE KIDS ARE GREAT I KNOW YOU SPOIL YOUR KIDS -- YOUR GRANDKIDS
>> JUST A LITTLE >> SHE DOES. NOW ASK, DID SHE SPOIL ME?
>> Jimmy: SHE DID. >> DID SHE SHE DIDN'T
>> NO, NO, IT SKIPS A GENERATION [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IS THAT HOW IT WORKS >> YEAH, YEAH, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BOTH SPOIL AND BE KIND OF
SUBVERSIVE >> Jimmy: YEAH, I UNDERSTAND I'M HAPPY YOU'RE HERE.
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR SHOW ON APPLE TV PLUS, "GUTSY."
BUT I WANT TO ASK YOU BOTH, BECAUSE SINCE YOU BOTH LIVED AT THE WHITE HOUSE --
>> YES, WE DID >> Jimmy: HOW EASY IS IT TO WALK OUT WITH BOXES OF
CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I WAS WONDERING.
>> IT'S THE PLURAL THAT KILLS ME, RIGHT? YOU'RE LIKE, NOT JUST ONE BOX
OR ONE DOCUMENT -- BOXES AND THOUSANDS OF DOCUMENTS >> Jimmy: DOES HE KNOW WHAT
HE'S DOING WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH THAT? I MEAN, IS IT FOR -- IS IT FOR
THE PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY [ LAUGHTER ] >> WELL, USUALLY WHEN IT COMES
TO PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARIES, EVERYTHING IS IN THE ARCHIVES. WE HAVE A NATIONAL ARCHIVE AND
RECORD ADMINISTRATION WHERE EVERYTHING GOES. AND THEN IT GETS TRANSFERRED TO
A PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY AT LEAST THAT'S THE WAY IT USED TO HAPPEN.
>> Jimmy: NOW HE'S GOT HIS OWN STASH IN HIS BASEMENT. >> YEAH, I GUESS
I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE FINDING OUT. >> Jimmy: WELL, I ALSO WANTED
TO ASK YOU -- I GOT THE OPPORTUNITY, HONORED TO TALK TO THE PRESIDENT OF UKRAINE,
PRESIDENT ZELENSKYY. >> YES, YES. >> Jimmy: AND AS SECRETARY OF
STATE, I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN TO UKRAINE MANY TIMES WHAT ARE THE NEXT STEPS FOR
UKRAINE? >> WELL, LOOK, I AM THRILLED THAT THEY HAVE GOTTEN THE
SUPPORT, AND SOLIDARITY OF SO MUCH OF THE WORLD. OBVIOUSLY, EUROPE, THE
UNITED STATES, CANADA, BUT JAPAN, OTHER PLACES. THEY'RE GETTING THE WEAPONS
THEY NEED DEFEND THEMSELVES, AND THEY'RE NOW ON OFFENSE AND I THINK WE HAVE TO KEEP
SUPPORTING THEM, HELPING THEM. THEY WERE ATTACKED BY AN UNPROVOKED ACT OF WAR, AND
THEY'VE HELD OUT AND DONE BETTER THAN ANYBODY COULD HAVE PREDICTED.
AND ZELENSKYY HAS BEEN A TRUE WARTIME LEADER I'M SO IMPRESSED WITH HIM.
AND I THINK, YOU KNOW, THE UNITED STATES SHOULD STAND WITH HIM ALONG WITH ALL OF OUR OTHER
FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I AGREE.
LET'S TALK ABOUT "GUTSY. "GUTSY" IS A DOCUSERIES BASED ON YOUR BEST SELLING BOOK --
>> YES >> Jimmy: --ABOUT THE BOOK OF GUTSY WOMEN.
WHEN YOU DID THAT BOOK, WHICH OF COURSE WE HAVE AT THE HOUSE, DID YOU THINK OH, WE CAN MAKE
A SHOW OUT OF THIS >> NO. >> NO.
>> IT WAS JUST A CONTINUATION OF A CONVERSATION WE HAD BEEN HAVING MY ENTIRE LIFE OF
STORIES THAT HAVE INSPIRED US. WE WANTED TO SHARE STORIES WE WERE STARTING TO SHARE WITH
THE GRANDCHILDREN. THANKFULLY, SHE GIVES THEM A A DIET OF INSPIRATION ALONG
WITH THE THIRD BOWL OF CHOCOLATE CHIP ICE CREAM >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> WE HAD THE CHANCE TO TURN IT INTO A SERIES. IT'S WAS JUST SUCH A JOY
>> IT'S BEEN SO MUCH FUN >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS ARE OBVIOUSLY FANTASTIC TOGETHER,
BUT I DON'T KNOW IF MANY GET TO SEE THIS SIDE OF YOU AS MOTHER/DAUGHTER, ALMOST LIKE A
A COMEDY TEAM. YOU BOTH GO AT IT. >> THERE'S JUST SO MUCH TO MAKE
FUN OF [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> SHE HAS NEVER STOPPED
LITERALLY. I REMEMBER -- SHE'S A PRETTY GOOD PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE KIND
OF PERSON -- >> WITH LOVE >> --WITH LOVE, YEAH, SURE.
SHE WAS THREE OR FOUR, AND I SAY TO HER, YOU KNOW, I THINK I SHOULD AS YOUR MOTHER -- "YOU
KNOW, CHELSEA, IT'S COLD OUTSIDE. YOU SHOULD WEAR A SWEATER OR
JACKET." SHE GOES, "I DON'T WANT TO." I SAID, "WELL, I KNOW, BUT IT'S
COLD." SHE GOES, "MOM, IF YOU'RE COLD, WEAR A SWEATER OR A JACKET."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GREAT LINE! "HEY, YOU'RE COLD, WEAR ONE.
>> THAT KIND OF RUNS THROUGH THE SERIES SHE MAKES A LOT OF FUN OF ME
>> Jimmy: IT'S VERY GOOD AND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, TOO.
IT'S SO GOOD I LOVE THAT YOU INTERVIEW PEOPLE LIKE
MEGAN THEE STALLION. AND THEN YOU INTERVIEW WOMEN LIKE JANE GOODALL.
AND YOU GO, "OH, TWO WOMEN OF TWO DIFFERENT THINGS, BOTH POWERFUL, BOTH INSPIRING IN
DIFFERENT WAYS." I LOVE THAT YOU DO THAT, AND THAT YOU DID THAT.
IS THERE A CERTAIN PERSON THAT YOU HAD ON THE SHOW THAT YOU GO, "I WANT TO MAKE SURE THIS
PERSON GETS A CHANCE TO SAY SOMETHING? >> THERE WERE SO MANY OF THEM.
PARTLY, JIMMY, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, A LOT OF THEM WE DIDN'T KNOW
WE MIGHT HAVE KNOWN OF THEM, BUT WE HAD NEVER MET THEM. I'LL GIVE YOU A QUICK RECAP
OF -- WE ACTUALLY MET A WOMAN WHO USED TO BE A WHITE SUPREMACIST AND GOT OUT OF THAT
LIFE AND NOW TRIES TO DEPROGRAM OTHERS
AND SHE TAKES THEM INTO NATURE, SO WE WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA WE WENT CANOEING ON A RIVER
TOGETHER AND SHE TALKED ABOUT HER LIFE JOURNEY.
AND THERE WAS A YOUNG WOMAN WITH HER WHOSE LAST NAME WE DIDN'T USE, BECAUSE SHE HAD
JUST COME OUT OF THAT MOVEMENT OF HATE AND VIOLENCE >> AND TESTIFIED AGAINST SOME
OF THE WORST NEO-NAZI WHITE SUPREMACISTS >> SO YOU'RE WITH THESE WOMEN
AND YOU FIND COMMON GROUND, EVEN THOUGH THEIR EXPERIENCES ARE VERY DIFFERENT
SO IT GOES FROM THE FUNNY, WE WENT TO PARIS AND WENT TO THE CLOWN SCHOOL. AND PUT ON THE
RED NOSES THE WHOLE DEAL, ALL THE WAY TO SYRIA >> WE'RE SECRETLY COMING FOR
YOUR JOB >> Jimmy: I CAN TELL, EVERY APPEARANCE
>> I WANT TO SEE YOU WITH THE RED NOSE >> Jimmy: EVERYONE KNOWS I'M A
A CLOWN. I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. HERE'S HILLARY AND
CHELSEA CLINTON IN "GUTSY. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
US REALLY THINK THROUGH SOME OF
THESE QUESTIONS ABOUT, "WHAT DOES GUTSINESS REALLY MEAN HOW DO YOU MAKE DIFFICULT
CHOICES? HOW DO YOU TAKE A LEAP -- A LEAP OF FAITH SOMETIMES THAT
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE OUTCOME IS GOING TO BE?" GOING BACK IS SOMETHING I'M
LOOKING FORWARD TO >> ME TOO. *
>> I DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE GOING TO GET MUCH MORE IN THERE. >> YOU'D BE SURPRISED.
THAT'S VERY EXPANDABLE OH, YEAH, I GOT LOTS OF ROOM READY TO SIT ON YOUR SUITCASE.
>> NO, I DON'T NEED -- >> YOU'RE VERY LOYAL TO THAT SUITCASE
>> I AM. >> OH, GOOD LORD ALL RIGHT.
>> OKAY, WE'RE DONE! LET'S HEAD TO ARKANSAS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: SIT ON IT? HILLARY AND CHELSEA CLINTON, EVERYBODY.
"GUTSY" PREMIERS THIS FRIDAY ON APPLE TV PLUS. WHEN WE COME BACK, THEY'RE
GOING HEAD-TO-HEAD IN THE MOTHER DAUGHTER CHALLENGE. STICK AROUND
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: IT WAS LIKE
A CAR-THEMED PARTY >> YEAH, IT WAS A CAR-THEMED PARTY.
>> Jimmy: ONE YEAR OLD BABY. >> ONE YEAR OLD BABY WITH A CAR-THEMED PARTY
YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH, MAN. ONE YEAR OLD -
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK I'M HERE WITH HILLARY AND CHELSEA CLINTON.
NOW, AS -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE GOING TO GET TO WHY
HILLARY IS WEARING THESE HEADPHONES AS MOTHER AND DAUGHTER, I KNOW
THAT YOU'RE VERY CLOSE, BUT I WANT TO SEE JUST HOW CLOSE YOU ARE IN A GAME THAT WE CALL "THE
MOTHER/DAUGHTER CHALLENGE. HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS. ONE OF YOU WILL WEAR THE NOISE
CANCELING HEADPHONES WHILE THE OTHER ANSWERS A QUESTION ABOUT YOU.
AND THEN YOU'LL TAKE OFF THE HEADPHONES, AND WE'LL SEE IF YOUR ANSWER MATCHES.
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: IF IT DOES, YOU GET A POINT.
VERY GOOD? >> DO WE GET A PRIZE >> Jimmy: YEAH -- WHAT'S THAT?
>> DO I GET A PRIZE IF I WIN >> Jimmy: UH, YEAH, YOU -- >> A SUITCASE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THE LOVE OF YOUR MOTHER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> I HOPE I GET THAT I DON'T KNOW >> Jimmy: NOW, IT'S GOING TO
GET LOUD READY? IT'S GOING TO GET LOUD
HERE WE GO HOLD ON, TELL ME WHEN. >> OH, MY GOSH
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, VERY GOOD YOU CAN'T HEAR VERY GOOD.
[ LAUGHTER ] OKAY, READY? CHELSEA?
>> OKAY, I'M READY >> Jimmy: WHAT SONG WOULD YOUR MOM SING AT KARAOKE?
>> I THINK SHE ONLY KNOWS THE WORDS TO "MOON RIVER." [ LAUGHTER ]
I THINK THAT'S THE ONLY SONG SHE -- >> Jimmy: IS THAT EVEN ON
KARAOKE? >> I DON'T KNOW. I THINK IT'S THE ONLY SONG SHE
KNOWS THE WORDS TO THE ROOTS ARE LAUGHING [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON A A SECOND ALL RIGHT, VERY GOOD
ALL RIGHT -- NO, TAKE IT OFF >> OH, OH, OH, OH, OH. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GETTING INTO
THE SONG >> WHOA! >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THE
QUESTION WAS, WHAT SONG WOULD YOU SING AT KARAOKE? >> AND SHE ANSWERED IT
>> Jimmy: YES. >> OH, OKAY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WELL, PROBABLY THE ONLY SONG SHE EVER HEARD ME SING >> Jimmy: HMM, OKAY.
>> I USED TO SING TO HER WHEN SHE WAS A BABY, AND I SANG THE SAME SONG.
WE WOULD SIT IN A LITTLE CHAIR, WE'D LOOK OUT THE WINDOW, LOOK AT THE MOON, I'D SING "MOON
RIVER. [ BELL DINGS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT I LOVE "MOON RIVER."
I LOVE IT. THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL SONG. CHELSEA IT IS YOUR TURN.
>> OKAY. OH, GOSH, ALL RIGHT. >> Jimmy: IT'S GONNA -- IT'S
LOUD >> IT IS, IT'S VERY LOUD OKAY
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. OOH, YOU'RE INTO IT. VERY GOOD.
YOU WANT TO GIVE THAT TO CHELSEA? >> OKAY, HERE YOU GO
>> Jimmy: OKAY OKAY WHAT IS YOUR CRAZIEST FAMILY
VACATION MEMORY? >> OH, WE -- WHEW. WE HAD A LOT OF KIND OF CRAZY
TIMES. I'LL TELL YOU -- I HOPE SHE DOESN'T REMEMBER THIS, BECAUSE
IT WAS PRETTY TRAUMATIC. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THOSE ARE THE BEST
STORIES. >> WE TOOK HER TO RUSSIA RUSSIA
WHEN WE WENT ON A STATE VISIT WHEN BILL WAS PRESIDENT. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND, YOU KNOW, THERE'S THE FORMAL GOODBYES, SO BILL AND I WERE USHERED INTO THE, YOU
KNOW, THE BEAST, THE BIG LIMOUSINE TO HEAD TO THE AIRPORT, NOT KNOWING THAT WE
HAD LEFT HER BEHIND. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
[ SAD TUBA ] I MEAN, CAN YOU IMAGINE? >> Jimmy: WOW!
>> LEAVING MY ONLY CHILD IN THE KREMLIN? [ LAUGHTER ]
ESPECIALLY WITH EVERYTHING THAT HAS HAPPENED [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: VERY GOOD. >> THAT WAS A LONG ANSWER. >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S A GOODIE.
BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE LONG MAYBE WE ADDED STUFF >> I'M TRYING TO READ YOUR
LIPS >> Jimmy: NO, OKAY >> BUT I DIDN'T SUCCEED AT ALL
>> Jimmy: MY QUESTION WAS, WHAT'S THE CRAZIEST FAMILY VACATION MEMORY?
>> OH, GOSH, NOW I WISH WE HAD BEEN LIKE, CHASED BY A BEAR OR SOMETHING.
>> Jimmy: CLOSE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> UM --
CRAZIEST - [ LAUGHTER ] I FEEL LIKE THERE'S A LOT OF
SHOCK OVER THERE >> Jimmy: NO NO, NOT SHOCK.
IT'S FUN >> IT'S FUN. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WHEN THEY LEFT ME AT THE KREMLIN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ BELL DINGS ] * >> Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER THAT
HILLARY AND CHELSEA CLINTON, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THEIR NEW DOCUSERIES "GUTSY" WILL BE AVAILABLE ON APPLE TV PLUS STARTING THIS FRIDAY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH OFFSET THAT WAS SO FUN!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A MULTIPLATINUM GRAMMY-NOMINATED ARTIST WHO
JUST RELEASED TWO NEW SINGLES. YOU CAN ALSO SEE HIM IN SEASON TWO OF "THE HYPE," WHICH
PREMIERS SEPTEMBER 22nd ON HBO MAX. PLEASE WELCOME OFFSET!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
HEY. IT IS SO GREAT TO SEE YOU, BUD THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK AND
TALKING TO US. >> YES, SIR, I'M GOING TO COME EVERY TIME, PULL RIGHT UP ON
YOU, YOU'RE MY GUY >> Jimmy: SEE? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WE -- THIS IS PROBABLY -- I THINK THIS IS THE EIGHTH TIME YOU'VE BEEN ON SHOW, SO I
APPRECIATE YOU BEING HERE. AND YOU'VE ALL THE BEEN NICE TO US, SO THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING
OUR SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YES, SIR, YES, SIR.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE TWO SINGLES FIRST. WHAT IS IT, "54321"?
>> YES, SIR. >> Jimmy: AND "CODE. ARE THE TWO.
>> YES >> Jimmy: YOU'RE DOING A MEDLEY FOR US TONIGHT
CONGRATS, I KNOW THE BABY JUST TURNED 1 >> YES, SIR, JUST TURNED 1
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE DID A BIG ONE FOR HIM BIG WAVE
>> Jimmy: YOU BROUGHT US -- WAVE -- AND YOU BROUGHT US A A VIDEO, WHICH IS COOL, OF HIS
BIRTHDAY PARTY >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT WAS LIKE A CAR
THEMED PARTY >> YEAH, IT WAS A CAR THEMED PARTY.
>> Jimmy: 1-YEAR-OLD BABY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> 1-YEAR OLD BABY WITH A CAR
THEMED PARTY, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH, MAN, 1 YEAR OLD, YOU GOTTA -
>> GOT TO DO IT BIG ON THE 1 >> Jimmy: OLD ENOUGH TO GET YOUR LICENSE, YOU GOTTA GET
A CAR. YOU KNOW,1 YEAR OLD. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE THE
VIDEO. LOOK AT THIS CUTE THING.
>> OKAY, WAVE, OKAY!
[ LAUGHTER ] >> ONE, TWO, THREE - >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT THAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
DOES HE KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING >> YEAH, HE WAS WHIPPING IT. YOU DIDN'T SEE HIM WHIPPING IT
>> Jimmy: DOES HE KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING? >> HE WAS WHIPPING IT.
WE DO IT BIG FOR OUR KIDS. WE LOVE OUR KIDS, WE WANT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AND BRING OUR
FAMILY TOGETHER. WE TRAVEL A LOT. WE BE GONE A LOT, SO WE BRING
OUR FAMILY TOGETHER, MAKE IT A A BIG CELEBRATION FOR THE KID. EVEN THOUGH HE 1, YOU KNOW, AT
THE END OF THE DAY, WE WENT THROUGH LIFE AND WE DIDN'T HAVE OPPORTUNITIES.
I BET IF MY MAMA HAD THE CHANCE, SHE WOULD HAVE DID -- WENT ALL OUT, AND DID WHAT SHE
WANTED TO DO FOR ME. SO I'M JUST LENDING IT TO MY KIDS
I'M LETTING THEM SEE THAT THEY CAN HAVE ANOTHER LIFE, TOO, YOU KNOW
WE WORK HARD TO DO THAT. >> Jimmy: EXACTLY, BUD YOU DO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH, I DO. >> Jimmy: YOU ABSOLUTELY DO.
YOUR OLDEST SON, JORDAN? >> YES >> Jimmy: HE SHOWED YOU
SOMETHING -- IT WAS AT THE PARTY OR AROUND THE TIME HE WAS SHOWING THAT HE'S ON
A -- >> YEAH, WE WAS IN THE HOUSE AND I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND HE
WAS ON THE COMPUTER, AND I HEARD LIKE A BEAT BEING MADE SO I LOOK.
AND I LOOK AND HE'S MAKING A A BEAT AND I'M JUST LISTENING SO I
RECORD HIM AND I POSTED IT. AND EVERYBODY'S LIKE, "OH, IT'S
HARD, IT'S HARD. SO I'M LIKE -- I ASKED HIM, LIKE, "HOW LONG YOU BEEN
WORKING ON BEATS?" BECAUSE HE ALWAYS PLAYED SPORTS
FOOTBALL, BASKETBALL HE ALWAYS BEEN GOOD AT THAT. HE PLAYED IN SPORTS.
>> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T THINK HE WAS GOING TO GET INTO MUSIC. >> I DIDN'T -- I HAD NO CLUE HE
HAD A LAP -- SO HE'S LIKE, I BEEN HAVING FROOTY LOOPS ON MY LAPTOP.
LEARNED HOW TO PLAY. SO HE PLAYED IT FOR ME, SO I'M JUST TRYING TO LET HIM GET NICE
AND SEASONED AND THEN I'M -- I'M PROBABLY GOING TO DO SOMETHING WITH HIM FOR THE
ALBUM. >> Jimmy: NO WAY >> I FEEL LIKE THAT'D BE CRAZY,
YEAH >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE SHOW "THE HYPE."
>> YES, SIR. >> Jimmy: BECAUSE THIS IS -- IT'S ALMOST LIKE A "PROJECT
RUNWAY" TYPE OF SHOW BUT IT'S ABOUT STREETWEAR >> YES
>> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE ONE OF THE JUDGES IT'S A GREAT IDEA.
YOU'RE ALSO ONE OF THE PRODUCERS. >> YES, SIR.
>> Jimmy: WHAT MADE YOU DECIDE TO DO A SHOW ABOUT STREETWEAR? >> 'CAUSE STREETWEAR, LIKE, IT
LEADS THE CULTURE IN FASHION LIKE, EVEN WITH THE BIG DESIGNER BRANDS, AND A LOT OF
THOSE NAMES GET THEIR DESIGNS STOLEN AND THEY DON'T HAVE THE
PLATFORM TO SHOW THAT THEY CREATED THIS AND IT'S LIKE THEY'RE GETTING
BURIED WHILE THE BIGGER BRANDS IS LIKE WITH TAKING THE SOURCE AND RUNNING WITH IT.
SO I JUST WANTED TO PUT A SHOW TOGETHER WHERE WE PUT THE LIGHT ON THEM AND LET THEM SHINE,
BECAUSE THE ART IS COMING FROM THEM AND IT'S GETTING TOOK FROM OTHER BRANDS
AND THEY'RE GETTING TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF THEY DON'T HAVE TO PLATFORM.
SO WITH "THE HYPE," YOU GET THE -- IF YOU WIN, YOU WIN $150,000, AND THEN THROUGHOUT
THE CHALLENGES YOU GET TO BE ON STOCKX AND LIKE DIFFERENT PLATFORMS WITH STREETWEAR.
IT'S THE BIGGEST FOR STREETWEAR >> Jimmy: STOCKX, YEAH, IT'S A
A BIG DEAL BUT IS IT TOUGH TO BE A JUDGE WITH THESE DESIGNERS
'CAUSE YOU'RE LIKE -- YOU CAN'T REALLY SAY "NO," OR, "THAT'S NOT GOOD."
>> I MEAN -- WELL, WITH MY SHOW, I KEPT IT 100 ON THAT. SO LIKE, I WASN'T SAYING YES TO
EVERYTHING IF I DIDN'T LIKE IT, I DIDN'T LIKE IT.
LIKE, ONE TIME IT WAS A CHALLENGE AND I DIDN'T LIKE IT, SO WE HAD TO CREATE A WHOLE
NEW CHALLENGE AND START OVER EVEN ON THE OTHER SIDE OF PRODUCTION LIKE WRITING IT
TOGETHER, BECAUSE I CAN'T STAMP NOTHING THAT I'M NOT GOING REPRESENT.
I'M NOT GOING TO BE FAKE AND THEN IN THE WORLD OF FASHION, IT'S ROUGH, IT'S HARD
IT'S LIKE, IT'S A LOT OF JUDGMENT YOU GOT TO COME WITH SOMETHING
UNIQUE THAT SOMEBODY ELSE AIN'T ALREADY DID. AND IT'S NOT NICE, SO I'M JUST
TRAINING THEM TO GET TO THE NEXT LEVEL >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD.
PAY IT FORWARD I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP OF SEASON TWO OF "THE HYPE."
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> I'M REPRESENTING FOR MASCULINE GIRLS.
MILLIONS OF US, YOU KNOW NOW I'M MODELLING MYSELF I DON'T DO THAT, SO WE CAN ALL
DO IT. BUT I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
>> YEAH. PUT ME ON. >> SO I TOOK THE TIME AND PUT
SOME INTENTION IN MY GARMENT IT SAYS "QUEENS GET THE MONEY. DAMN X, AWAKE NEW YORK."
>> WOW OKAY ALL RIGHT.
QUEENS GET THE MONEY DOLLAR DOLLAR BILL Y'ALL YOU FEEL ME?
I'M SMELLING THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SEASON TWO OF "THE
HYPE" PREMIERS SEPTEMBER 22nd ON HBO MAX OFFSET WILL BE PERFORMING FOR
US LATER TONIGHT WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MATTHEW BERRY.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS THE HOST OF "FANTASY FOOTBALL HAPPY HOUR" ON PEACOCK
YOU CAN ALSO CATCH HIM THURSDAY NIGHT AT 7:00 P.M. WHEN THE NFL SEASON KICKS OFF ON NBC AND
PEACOCK. PLEASE WELCOME MATTHEW BERRY, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MATTHEW!
WELCOME TO THE SHOW. AND ALSO WELCOME TO NBC. >> THANK YOU, I'M SO THRILLED
TO BE HERE YOU HAVE NO IDEA >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE BEEN CALLED
THE GODFATHER OF FANTASY FOOTBALL, AND YOU'VE DONE A LOT OF COOL THINGS
I THINK ONE OF THE COOLEST THINGS IS THAT YOU HELPED A LOT OF THE AVENGERS IN THE MARVEL
CINEMATIC UNIVERSE PLAY FANTASY FOOTBALL >> YES
>> Jimmy: IN FACT, THEY LIKED YOU SO MUCH THAT YOU'RE IN - >> I WAS TEXTING CHRIS PRATT
TODAY. HE WANTS TO KNOW ELIJAH MITCHELL OR RASHAD PENNY
WEEK ONE ELIJAH MITCHELL IS THE ANSWER. >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> I'M JUST SAYING >> Jimmy: REALLY >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WELL, HERE YOU ARE IN A PRETTY MASSIVE SCENE OF "AVENGERS: ENDGAME."
THIS IS ROBERT REDFORD, YOU, ROBERT DOWNEY JR., AND CHRIS HEMSWORTH.
DID YOU -- I'M NOT BEING RUDE -- DID YOU HAVE A SPEAKING LINE IN THE --
>> I HAD FOUR LINES. BELIEVE IT OR NOT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
LIKE, WHEN YOU WATCH IT, JIMMY, WHEN YOU WATCH IT BACK, BECAUSE I KNOW THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOING
TO DO TONIGHT. JUST PUT ON THE CLOSED CAPTION I'M ONLY ON CAMERA FOR ONE OF
THEM THREE BIG STARS. BUT I GOT FOUR LINES, I'M IN
THE CAST >> Jimmy: REALLY >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: SO IMDB, YOU'RE IN THE CAST >> I'M IN THE CAST
I'M PART OF THE MCU. I'M CANNON I HAVE MY OWN PAGE ON THE
MARVEL WIKI. COME ON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THAT'S FANTASTIC IS THAT YOUR ONLY FILM YOU'VE BEEN IN?
>> YES, IT IS, AND BY THE WAY -- SO "AVENGERS: ENDGAME," AS YOU GUYS KNOW, IS THE
HIGHEST GROSSING MOVIE OF ALL TIME WORLDWIDE, OKAY AND IT'S THE ONLY MOVIE I HAVE
BEEN IN. SO - [ LAUGHTER ]
I MEAN, PEOPLE WANT TO TALK ABOUT TOM CRUISE, OR THE ROCK, AND THEIR TOTAL BOX OFFICE, BUT
I'M JUST SAYING, IF YOU LOOK AT THE STATS, WHICH IS WHAT I DO -
[ LAUGHTER ] ON A PER MOVIE BASIS - >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
>> I'M THE HIGHEST GROSSING ACTOR OF ALL TIME WORLDWIDE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: AMAZING. >> NUMBERS ARE NUMBERS >> Jimmy: NUMBERS ARE NUMBERS.
>> I'M JUST SAYING I'M RETIRED FROM MOVIES. I'M NEVER GOING TO DO IT
SO UNTIL SOME MOVIE BEATS "AVENGERS: ENDGAME," LIKE, I'M THE GUY.
>> Jimmy: AFTER THE SHOW, WEIRDLY, TONIGHT, THE "TONIGHT SHOW" STAFF, WE'RE ALL GETTING
TOGETHER, WE'RE DOING THE FANTASY FOOTBALL DRAFT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING.
AND SO EVERY YEAR -- >> OKAY, I CAN HELP. THIS IS WHAT I DO.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> WE'RE COLLEAGUES NOW. YOU CAN EMAIL ME
>> Jimmy: I CAN? >> I'LL GET MY NUMBER TO YOU YOU'LL TEXT ME, YEAH
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> BECAUSE LISTEN, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JIMMY FALLON"
LEAGUE JIMMY FALLON CAN'T FINISH LAST WE CAN'T HAVE YOU DOING SOME
SORT OF PUNISHMENT OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. LIKE, I FEEL LIKE WE NEED TO
GET YOU TO THE PLAYOFFS, BUT NOT WIN. LIKE SO YOU LOOK GOOD, BUT YOU
DON'T CRUSH STAFF MORALE YOU'RE THE STAR. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, VERY
SMART. >> YOU'RE THE STAR >> Jimmy: DON'T WANT ME TO
WIN -- >> RIGHT, RIGHT. >> Jimmy: BUT JUST GET FAR
ENOUGH TO SHOW THAT I COULD WIN. >> YEAH, EXACTLY
YOU COULD WIN, AND YOU'RE JUST SORT OF TAKING IT EASY >> Jimmy: JUST FOR EVERYBODY
WATCHING THE FIRST ONE, EVERYBODY'S LIKE, YOU GOT TO GET --
>> RIGHT, WELL, I KNOW - [ LAUGHTER ] I TALKED TO YOUR PRODUCER
BACKSTAGE. YOU HAVE THE SECOND PICK YOU HAVE PICK TWO THIS WEEK.
>> Jimmy: I HAVE PICK TWO THIS WEEK >> RIGHT SO, MOST LIKELY
JONATHAN TAYLOR WILL GO ONE. HE'S THE COLT'S RUNNING BACK HAD A GREAT SEASON LAST YEAR
>> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> SO MY QUESTION TO YOU IS, "WHAT KIND OF PLAYER ARE YOU?"
DO YOU WANT TO BE RISK AVERSE, OR ARE YOU GOING TO SWING FOR THE FENCES
BECAUSE I'M A BELIEVER IN -- YOU KNOW, RICKY BOBBY FROM "TALLADEGA NIGHTS.
LIKE, IF YOU AIN'T FIRST, IF I WERE YOU AT PICK TWO I'M TAKING CHRISTIAN McCAFFERY, WHO
IS -- WHO HAS BEEN HURT THE LAST TWO YEARS BUT WHEN HE'S HEALTHY, HAS BEEN
THE BEST PLAYER IN FANTASY FOOTBALL SO, AGAIN, IT'S A RISK/REWARD
PICK THAT'S WHAT I WOULD DO AT TWO. THAT'S WHO I HAVE RANKED NUMBER
TWO. >> Jimmy: NOW, WHEN YOU SAY THINGS LIKE THIS, DOES IT THROW
THE NUMBERS, LIKE, CRAZY MAYBE? >> SOMEWHAT.
I DON'T KNOW YES. I MEAN, I'M FLATTERED THAT A
A LOT OF PEOPLE PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT I SAY. >> Jimmy: SO YOU CAN MAKE UP A
A NAME, LIKE, "OH, YOU GOT TO GET SKIP BENSON. >> RIGHT, YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND YOU GO, "WHO'S THAT?"
>> DOUGLE McGILLICUDDY AT RUNNING BACK IS A SLEEPER. YEAH, BUT MOST PEOPLE -- IN THE
FANTASY FOOTBALL INDUSTRY, MOST PEOPLE HAVE McCAFFERY AT NUMBER TWO OR ONE
SO THAT'S NOT A CONTROVERSIAL TAKE BY ME >> Jimmy: SO YOU WILL HELP ME
OUT? >> I WILL HELP YOU OUT I'VE GOT YOUR BACK
BY THE WAY, DO YOU WANT TO WIN I MEAN, LIKE, YOU CAN -- BECAUSE, LIKE, YEAH.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IF YOU WANT TO, I WILL HELP YOU CRUSH YOUR STAFF LIKE A GRAPE.
[ LAUGHTER ] LET'S DO IT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: YES! YES! >> I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> THE ROOTS -
>> Jimmy: I'M TAKING OUT KEMAL I'M TAKING KEMAL OUT I'M TAKING KEMAL OUT
MATTHEW BERRY, I APPRECIATE YOU, BUDDY THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> THANKS FOR HAVING ME, JIMMY >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR BEING HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> MY PLEASURE >> Jimmy: MATTHEW BERRY.
WATCH "FANTASY FOOTBALL HAPPY HOUR" WEEKDAYS ON PEACOCK. WE'LL BE BACK WITH A
A PERFORMANCE FROM OFFSET. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. YES!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "CODE" AND
"54321," ONCE AGAIN, OFFSET!
* >> I DON'T PLAY NO GAMES
HEY! * * STARING AT MY WRISTOPHE
YEAH IT BLEW A KISS AT HER WATER DIAMOND CHRISTOPHER * * KEEP YOUR KID
FROM MYSTICA SMOKE WHAT'S YOU TEMPERATURE *
* BETTER NOT AT OR MENTION 'EM GET YOU WHACKED INTENTIONAL *
* WE SEND HIT AIN'T MISSING 'E BOUGHT ANOTHER CULLINAN *
* BULLET PROO LIKE GOVERNMEN GREW UP WITH MY BROTHER DE
BIG BRO ALWAYS HUSTLING * * SINCE MY BROTHE GOT KILLED IT AIN'T NO FIGHT
IT AIN'T NO TUSSLING * * FIGHTING IN THE COURTHOUS FOR MY KID
I NEED SOME CUSTODY * * IT'S FAKE THEY COUNTERFEI MONEY BOOST MY CONFIDENC
HATING THAT'S UNFORTUNAT I GET CHECKS I'M CORPORATE * * WHITE DIAMOND
LIKE PORCELAIN YOU CAN'T CALL YOURSELF RICH * * IF YOU DO NOT OWN
NO MORTGAGES SOMETIMES WHEN I'M HOME * * I FEEL ALONE LIKE
I'M AN ORPHANAGE WHEN IT'S COLD OUTSIDE YOU BETTER HEY *
* SHE GOT SO MUCH MILEAGE SHE TRYNA WORK ONE ON ME I HAD SO MUCH KNOWLEDGE I HA
TO GET OUT THE STREETS * * I DIDN'T GRADUATE COLLEGE BLACK CERAMIC AP
WHITE CERAMIC AP THAT'S 400 A PIECE * * IF I FRONT THAT'S A FEE
WHEN I PULLED OUT THE CHOPPE HE ACT LIKE HE COULDN'T SPEA I BEEN FOCUSED ON ME *
* 100 RACKS IN THE BRIE I HAD SHACKLES ON FEET I ADAPT IN THE STREETS
I DRIP SAUCE IN MY SLEEP * * BADDEST BITCH ON MY ARM WISH THEY WAS ME
IMMA DO -- WRONG THEY WAS DOUBTING ON ME * * MONEY BOOST MY CONFIDENCE
HATING THAT'S UNFORTUNAT I GET CHECKS I'M CORPORATE * * WHITE DIAMOND
LIKE PORCELAIN YOU CAN'T CALL YOURSELF RICH *
* IF YOU DO NOT OWN NO MORTGAGES SOMETIMES WHEN I'M HOM
I FEEL ALONE * * LIKE IT'S AN ORPHANAG WHEN IT'S COLD OUTSIDE
YOU BETTER GRIP ON YOUR HEAT * * SHE GOT SO MUCH MILEAGE
SHE TRYNA WORK ONE ON ME I HAD TO GET OUT THE STREETS *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * WOO WOO WOO WOO
WOO WOO LET'S GO * * PANORAMIC I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH IT
SMOKIN' ON COOKI IT'S GAS MANURE * * THREW 50 RACKS IN A LUR
KNOW WE GON' RUN WITH TH PACK LIKE A WOLF * * THUG LIFE ON ME LIK
I'M TUPAC SHAKUR THIRTY-FIVE K FOR TH SEATS ON THE FLOOR *
* YES I'M THE WAV BUT DON'T GOT A SHOR STARIN' AT ME BUT I *
* ALMOST HAD CRASHE THE 'RAR JUMP OFF THE TOP OF THE ROPE
LIKE JEFF HARDY * * BE BROKE AND BE READY T NIKE MASK ON MAN
I'M FEELIN' LIKE MARTY * * 'SCUSE ME DON'T YOU BE WALKIN'
DON'T GOT NO MONEY S YOU SHOULDN'T BE TALKIN' * * DM'ING ME
YOU KNOW I AIN'T TALKIN' MY -- FIND OUT SHE GON KILL 'EM WHITE CHALK 'EM *
* SHH IT'S A DEAD MA ROCKS ON MY NECK LIKE TH
FLINTSTONE I'M BAM BAM * * RAN UP THEM M AND I BOUGHT ME THE LAMB
SHE ON M WANT A PIC SHE A FAN-FAN * * POSTIN' THESE RACKS BUT
I KNOW IT'S A SCAM DON'T CUFF A I'M NOT SELFISH *
* I SHARE 'EM ELLIOT PINK DIAMONDS LOOKIN' LIKE CAM *
* HE ACTIN' TOUGH BUT H SWEETER THAN YAM TWO -- IN A ROLLS GHOS
AND IT SCARE 'EM * * I COLLECT SHOES AND I DON'T EVEN WEAR 'E
25 MILLION I GET HELLO * * I WANT THAT
I LIKE THICK WIT THEM LIL' BITTY * * I LIKE -- RICH AN
THEY KNOW HOW TO GET I COME FROM THE DARK * * MY WRIST AND NECK
IS LITTE NEVER QUIT IT * * YOU WAS HATIN
WAIT IN LINE I'M - YOU WAS HATIN' WAIT IN LINE I'M -- *
* YOU WAS HATIN WAIT IN LINE I'M -- * * EW THAT'S NASTY
CAN'T CATCH ME I'M IN THE LAMBO THIS -? NASTY *
* THIS A WIDE BODY AN THE RIMS LOOK ASHY HOW DID THIS HAPPE
RICH HABIT * * AIN'T EATIN' AND THEY FRESH TO DEATH LIKE
JUMPED OUT A CASKET * * BEFORE THE COVID-19 WE WAS MASKIN'
WHEN I SAY SPIN IT THAT MEAN I'MA SHOOT * * HOP OUT THE MAYBACH
AND PRADA MY BOO 30 MILL' PLUS AND DON'T WEAR A SUIT *
* BUST LIKE A GUSHE YOU PLAY WITH MY GROUP SINGIN' LIKE USHER
THIS CHOPPER A FOOL * * HUSTLER CUSTOMERS THIS -? BROK
LOUIS V * * I'M OUTTA HER FIVE FOUR THREE TWO ON
TAKEOFF TOUCH MY BROTHER PULL A GUN * * WOO WOO WOO
FIVE FOUR THREE TWO ON FIVE FOUR THREE TWO ONE * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * FIVE FOUR THREE TWO ONE FIVE FOUR THREE TWO ONE *
* * FIVE FOUR THREE TWO ONE FIVE FOUR THREE TWO ON
WOO WOO WO WOO WOO * * FIVE FOUR THREE TWO ONE
FIVE FOUR THREE TWO ONE * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: COME ON NOW! COME ON. THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT
THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE. >> YES, SIR.
>> Jimmy: OFFSET [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "CODE" AND "54321" ARE OUT NOW
>> YEAH! >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO HILLARY AND CHELSEA CLINTON,
MATTHEW BERRY, OFFSET ONCE AGAIN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA, EVERYBODY.
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT, THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *