1 00:00:14,047 --> 00:00:16,850 >> Tariq: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:21,788 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:21,788 --> 00:00:27,127 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - SERENA WILLIAMS. 4 00:00:27,127 --> 00:00:33,700 JUSTIN LONG. MUSIC BY ELLIE GOULDING. AND THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW 5 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:45,245 >> Questlove: 1708 >> Tariq: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 6 00:00:51,051 --> 00:01:06,066 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 7 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:11,638 >> Jimmy: OH, COME ON, NOW THANK YOU, BUD THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 8 00:01:11,638 --> 00:01:13,473 ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, TO 9 00:01:13,473 --> 00:01:17,310 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. YOU'RE WATCHING AT HOME. 10 00:01:17,310 --> 00:01:21,781 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE VERY EXCITED 11 00:01:21,781 --> 00:01:23,249 VERY EXCITING HERE IN THE BUILDING THE ONE AND ONLY 12 00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:27,354 SERENA WILLIAMS IS MY GUEST TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 13 00:01:27,354 --> 00:01:32,092 * ALL DAY MY STAFF WAS LIKE, "I CAN'T BELIEVE THE GREATEST OF 14 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:36,763 ALL TIME IS HERE." AND I SAID, "THANKS, BUT TONIGHT IS ABOUT SERENA. 15 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:41,234 [ LAUGHTER ] SERENA WILLIAMS AND I HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON 16 00:01:41,234 --> 00:01:44,204 SHE WROTE A CHILDREN'S BOOK. I WROTE A CHILDREN'S BOOK. SHE'S A SPORTS LEGEND, ROLE 17 00:01:44,204 --> 00:01:53,113 MODEL, AND A FASHION ICON. I WROTE A CHILDREN'S BOOK. [ LAUGHTER ] 18 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:56,883 LAST MONTH, SERENA ANNOUNCED SHE'S EVOLVING AWAY FROM TENNIS 19 00:01:56,883 --> 00:01:59,486 BUT IF WE'RE LUCKY, SHE'LL PULL A TOM BRADY AND EVOLVE RIGHT BACK IN THREE WEEKS. 20 00:01:59,486 --> 00:02:02,555 WHAT DO YOU SAY, HUH CAN WE GET HER TO DO IT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 21 00:02:02,555 --> 00:02:07,360 HAVE HER ANNOUNCE ON THE SHOW TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 22 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:09,963 LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS WELL, PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT THIS, ON SUNDAY, FORMER 23 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:16,336 PRESIDENT TRUMP WAS SPOTTED IN D.C., BUT NOBODY KNEW WHY HE WAS THERE. 24 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:18,171 AND THEN YESTERDAY, HE WAS SEEN AT HIS VIRGINIA GOLF COURSE WITH A BIG GROUP OF PEOPLE, BUT 25 00:02:18,171 --> 00:02:22,575 THEY WEREN'T PLAYING GOLF. [ AUDIENCE OOHS THEY WERE JUST TOURING AROUND 26 00:02:22,575 --> 00:02:27,280 THE COURSE TALKING HERE'S A PHOTO YEAH 27 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:30,984 LOOKS LIKE BACKSTAGE AT A FASHION SHOW FOR MARSHALL'S. LOOK AT THAT 28 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:35,255 [ LAUGHTER ] VERY DIVERSE GROUP THEY HAD POLO SHIRTS OF EVERY 29 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:37,323 COLOR. THEY REALLY -- [ LAUGHTER ] 30 00:02:37,323 --> 00:02:39,092 TRUMP WAS LIKE, "SO, I THINK I BURIED THE DOCUMENTS SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE. 31 00:02:39,092 --> 00:02:43,763 SO START -- START DIGGING BOYS." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 32 00:02:43,763 --> 00:02:47,600 YEAH, TRUMP WAS SMART. HE WAS LIKE, "HOW ABOUT NINE OF US MEET ON THE GREEN WITH NO 33 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:51,104 CLUBS, SO IT DOESN'T LOOK SUSPICIOUS." [ LAUGHTER ] 34 00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:52,839 SPEAKING OF THE FORMER PRESIDENT, I READ THAT THE NATIONAL ARCHIVES STILL DOESN'T 35 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,574 KNOW WHETHER THEY HAVE ALL OF THE PRESIDENTIAL RECORDS THAT TRUMP TOOK FROM THE WHITE 36 00:02:54,574 --> 00:03:00,046 HOUSE. AMAZING. SOMEHOW MY LIBRARY KNOWS I'VE 37 00:03:00,046 --> 00:03:01,648 HAD A COPY OF "GOODNIGHT MOON" FOR 40 YEARS, BUT WE STILL CAN'T TRACK DOWN THESE 38 00:03:01,648 --> 00:03:07,721 DOCUMENTS. WHERE ARE THESE DOCUMENTS? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 39 00:03:07,721 --> 00:03:14,828 HOW'D THEY EVEN FIND MY ADDRESS? WELL, SOME NEWS FROM THE U.K 40 00:03:14,828 --> 00:03:21,401 KING CHARLES IS STILL ADJUSTING TO HIS NEW ROLE. AND YESTERDAY, WE SHOWED A CLIP 41 00:03:21,401 --> 00:03:24,304 OF HIM GETTING ANGRY OVER SOME EXTRA PENS ON HIS DESK IN CASE YOU MISSED IT, HERE'S 42 00:03:24,304 --> 00:03:33,847 THE CLIP LOOK AT THIS [ LAUGHTER ] 43 00:03:33,847 --> 00:03:40,186 YEAH HE WAS NOT HAPPY LET'S CHECK IN TO SEE IF THINGS 44 00:03:40,186 --> 00:03:43,456 HAVE GOTTEN BETTER FOR HIM BY THE WAY, THIS IS REAL THIS IS A CLIP FROM TODAY. 45 00:03:45,091 --> 00:03:49,095 IS IT SEPTEMBER THE 12th >> 13th, SIR >> OH GOD, I PUT THE WRONG DATE 46 00:03:49,095 --> 00:03:54,100 DOWN 13th >> YES, SIR. 47 00:03:54,100 --> 00:04:00,640 >> YOU SIGNED THE 12th EARLIER >> WHERE DID I PUT THE 12th? OH GOD, I HATE THIS PEN. 48 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:02,275 [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH LOOK, IT'S GOING EVERYWHERE, HANG ON. 49 00:04:02,275 --> 00:04:13,219 I CAN'T BEAR THIS BLOODY THING WHAT THEY DO, EVERY STINKING TIME 50 00:04:13,219 --> 00:04:22,495 [ APPLAUSE ] IF THIS WERE BASEBALL, PRINCE WILLIAM WOULD ALREADY BE 51 00:04:22,495 --> 00:04:26,966 WARMING UP IN THE BULL PEN, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? [ LAUGHTER ] 52 00:04:26,966 --> 00:04:29,602 EVERYONE WAS QUICKLY LIKE, "IT'S OKAY, YOUR MAJESTY PENS ARE HARD. 53 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:33,873 [ LAUGHTER ] WRITING THE WRONG DATE, PENS LEAKING ON HIM, HONESTLY, 54 00:04:33,873 --> 00:04:36,810 ROYALTY HAS NEVER BEEN MORE RELATABLE. [ LAUGHTER ] 55 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:39,746 HEY, GET THIS. I SAW THAT DUE TO RUSSIA'S INVASION OF UKRAINE, 56 00:04:39,746 --> 00:04:45,085 VLADIMIR PUTIN WILL NOT BE INVITED TO THE QUEEN'S FUNERAL APPARENTLY, PUTIN IS OKAY WITH 57 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:46,886 IT HE WAS AFRAID HE WAS GOING TO SIT NEXT TO THAT RAGING 58 00:04:46,886 --> 00:04:53,660 LUNATIC, KING CHARLES. "HE DOESN'T LIKE PENS. KEEP THE PENS AWAY FROM HIM. 59 00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:55,395 BUT PUTIN SAID HE'LL STILL BE THERE IN SPIRIT, AND IN A TINY RECORDING DEVICE IN THE 60 00:04:55,395 --> 00:05:01,401 BOUQUET. [ LAUGHTER ] SWITCHING GEARS, APPLE JUST 61 00:05:01,401 --> 00:05:05,038 RELEASED A NEW SOFTWARE UPDATE THAT LETS YOU EDIT AND UNSEND MESSAGES 62 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:07,440 AND THIS IS NICE AFTER YOUR THIRD TIME EDITING A MESSAGE, YOU GET A 63 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:11,811 A NOTIFICATION THAT SAYS, "YOU'RE DRUNK, GO TO BED." [ LAUGHTER ] 64 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:15,749 SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS. PELOTON HAS BEEN HAVING A TOUGH YEAR 65 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:18,251 AND THEY JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THEIR CO-FOUNDERS ARE LEAVING THE COMPANY. 66 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:21,755 IT WAS TIME FOR A CHANGE PELOTON HAS BEEN STATIONARY FOR TOO LONG 67 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:36,503 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * I LOVE YOU 68 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:39,472 THE PELOTON CO-FOUNDERS WOULD HAVE LEFT SOONER, BUT THEY COULDN'T UNCLIP THEIR SHOES. 69 00:05:39,472 --> 00:05:45,345 [ LAUGHTER ] "GOSH, WHY AM I -- OF COURSE, SINCE IT'S PELOTON 70 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:47,080 THEY'RE NOT GETTING RID OF THEIR FOUNDERS, THEY'RE JUST GOING TO PUSH THEM TO THE 71 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:50,083 CORNER OF THE ROOM AND USE THEM AS A COAT RACK [ LAUGHTER ] 72 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:52,852 HEY, DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS A STARBUCKS CANNED BEVERAGE HAS BEEN RECALLED IN SEVEN STATES 73 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:57,390 BECAUSE THEY COULD CONTAIN METAL FRAGMENTS. OR AS STARBUCKS PUT IT, "NOW 74 00:05:57,390 --> 00:06:03,063 INTRODUCING TENTANUS SPICE." [ LAUGHTER ] ON THE PLUS SIDE, THE JAGGED 75 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:05,899 METAL PIECES REALLY DO WAKE YOU UP [ LAUGHTER ] 76 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:09,402 WELL, THIS IS GOING VIRAL. A RYANAIR PASSENGER TWEETED AT THE AIRLINE COMPLAINGING THAT 77 00:06:09,402 --> 00:06:13,239 SHE PAID FOR A WINDOW SEAT AND DIDN'T GET ONE AND HERE'S THE PHOTO THAT SHE 78 00:06:13,239 --> 00:06:17,711 TWEETED. [ LAUGHTER ] AND HERE'S RYANAIR'S RESPONSE. 79 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:23,850 THIS IS REAL [ LAUGHTER ] "YOU WANT A WINDOW 80 00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:31,825 YOU WANT TO PLAY WINDOW GAME YOU WANT TO PLAY WINDOW? [ LAUGHTER ] 81 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:34,894 MEANWHILE, IF YOU ASK FOR A WINDOW SEAT ON SPIRIT AIRLINES, THEY GIVE YOU A DRILL 82 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:39,699 AND SOME SARAN WRAP. [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, I HEARD ABOUT A WOMAN WHO 83 00:06:39,699 --> 00:06:48,308 WAS FINED $1,000 FOR TRYING TO SMUGGLE 50 WHEELS OF CHEESE ACROSS THE BORDER INTO THE U.S 84 00:06:48,308 --> 00:06:52,245 THIS JOKE IS GOING TO GET ME THROWN OUT OF THE BUILDING ARE YOU READY? 85 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:56,182 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: 50 WHEELS OF CHEESE. THEY FINED HER 86 00:06:56,182 --> 00:07:01,554 OKAY DRUM ROLL, I GUESS [ DRUM ROLL 87 00:07:01,554 --> 00:07:05,825 THEY GAVE HER A $1,000 FINE AND SAID, "NEVER FONDUE IT AGAIN." THAT'S ALL 88 00:07:05,825 --> 00:07:08,228 I'M DONE >> Tariq: GET OUT! GET OUT OF HERE. 89 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:17,070 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THESE PENS 90 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:22,308 THESE BLOODY THINGS. [ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, FINALLY IT IS TUESDAY. 91 00:07:22,308 --> 00:07:23,710 GUYS, FINALLY IT IS TUESDAY. IT'S TIME FOR "WETWEET." HERE WE GO 92 00:07:24,544 --> 00:07:25,712 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 93 00:07:25,712 --> 00:07:32,252 * * WETWEET WETWEET * 94 00:07:32,252 --> 00:07:36,056 >> Jimmy: WELCOME TO "WETWEET. THIS IS WHERE WE, AS A GROUP, DECIDE SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD 95 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:40,260 POST ON TWITTER. I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU FIVE DIFFERENT TWEETS, AND WE'RE ALL 96 00:07:40,260 --> 00:07:43,063 GOING TO VOTE ON WHETHER YOU LIKE EACH ONE OR NOT YOU ALL HAVE YOUR VOTING 97 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:47,667 CLICKERS AT YOUR SEATS YOU CAN ALL VOTE -- YEAH THAT'S PROBABLY YOURS, YEAH. 98 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:52,372 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM YOU CAN VOTE FOR NONE OF THEM. 99 00:07:52,372 --> 00:07:55,208 WHATEVER YOU WANT. I JUST WANT YOU TO HAVE FUN. WE'RE GOING TO SEE THE RESULTS 100 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:58,611 LIVE TARIQ, ROOTS TARIQ, YOU HAVE YOUR CLICKER 101 00:07:58,611 --> 00:08:00,814 >> Tariq: YEAH, I'M DONE ALREADY, THANKS. >> Jimmy: NO, NO, WE DIDN'T 102 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:02,649 EVEN START -- WE DIDN'T EVEN START THE GAME YET >> Tariq: WAIT, WHAT 103 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:06,052 >> Jimmy: WE DIDN'T START THE GAME YET DON'T VOTE ON TARIQ'S -- 104 00:08:06,052 --> 00:08:08,355 >> Tariq: CAN YOU UNVOTE >> Jimmy: NO, YOU CAN'T UNVOTE EITHER, NO 105 00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:10,023 WHATEVER TWEET GETS THE MOST LIKES, WE WILL TWEET IT OUT LIVE ON THE SHOW ON 106 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:16,429 A COMMERCIAL BREAK SO YOU CAN ALL LIKE IT AND "WETWEET" IT AAHS YEAH, IT'S A SHARED 107 00:08:16,429 --> 00:08:19,265 EXPERIENCE YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS? [ CHEERS ] 108 00:08:19,265 --> 00:08:22,302 OUR FIRST TWEET IS, "YOU CAN JUST TELL PEOPLE YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT SOLITAIRE AND THEY HAVE 109 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:29,209 TO BELIEVE YOU." * >> Tariq: I DIDN'T LIKE THAT 110 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:31,411 ONE. >> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT >> Tariq: NOPE 111 00:08:31,411 --> 00:08:35,348 >> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S ALL RIGHT. I MEAN, I KIND OF GET IT 112 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:39,619 >> Questlove: I DIG IT >> Jimmy: YOU DIG IT ALL RIGHT. 113 00:08:39,619 --> 00:08:43,223 THE VOTES ARE IN LET'S SEE THE RESULTS HERE OOH. 114 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:46,393 WOW. [ SAD TUBA ] VERY HONEST AUDIENCE 115 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:48,661 THEY DID NOT ENJOY THAT ONE. [ LAUGHTER ] THEY DID NOT LIKE THAT ONE 116 00:08:48,661 --> 00:08:51,398 IT'S OKAY. WE HAVE A COUPLE MORE. HERE WE GO 117 00:08:51,398 --> 00:08:54,267 >> Tariq: WE'RE WARMING UP >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE'RE WARMING UP 118 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:59,072 THIS NEXT ONE IS, "TEXTING IS JUST GROWN-UP TAG. * 119 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:02,709 >> Tariq: THINKER. >> Jimmy: I CAN TELL BY PEOPLE'S EYES THAT THEY'RE 120 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:07,580 SAYING, "NO. [ LAUGHTER ] THEY'RE MASKED 121 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:13,019 AND THEY'RE JUST LOOKING AT ME LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ] 122 00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:15,555 I CAN TELL THEY PRESSED NO I'M GOING TO SAY THIS ONE IS - WHAT WAS THE LAST ONE, HOW MANY 123 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:22,562 NO's 76 LIKES SO I'M GOING TO SAY THAT THIS 124 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:25,198 ONE IS PROBABLY IN THE 150 RANGE OF NO. [ LAUGHTER ] 125 00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:28,034 >> Tariq: AH >> Jimmy: THIS MIGHT BE ONE OF THE WORST ONES EVER. 126 00:09:28,034 --> 00:09:34,140 LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. [ SAD TUBA ] YEAH 127 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:35,675 VERY CLOSE I FELT IT. I KNEW IT. 128 00:09:35,675 --> 00:09:37,644 I COULD TELL THEY LOOKED AT ME LIKE, "NO, JIMMY, NOT GOING TO DO IT. 129 00:09:37,644 --> 00:09:39,946 I'M GOING TO LET YOU DROWN A A LITTLE BIT, THEN I'LL SAVE YOU. 130 00:09:39,946 --> 00:09:43,350 I GO, "ALL RIGHT, TEACH ME A A LESSON." HOW ABOUT THIS NEXT ONE HERE 131 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,852 "WHEN YOU READ A MEMOIR, YOU KNOW YOU GO STRAIGHT TO THE SHINY PHOTO PAGES IN THE MIDDLE 132 00:09:45,852 --> 00:09:53,493 OF THE BOOK. >> Tariq: YES, YOU DO. YOU KNOW YOU DO. 133 00:09:53,493 --> 00:09:58,631 >> Jimmy: I DO, BUT IS THAT MORE FACT THAN IT IS FUNNY >> Tariq: IT'S A FUN FACT. 134 00:09:58,631 --> 00:10:01,901 >> Questlove: I ALWAYS START AT CHAPTER FOUR >> Jimmy: WHAT 135 00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:05,205 >> Questlove: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THEIR CHILDHOOD, AND WHEN THEY DISCOVERED MUSIC 136 00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:07,941 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THAT EITHER. 137 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:10,577 "MY MOM WAS BORN --" I GO, "HEY, IF I WANT TO READ ABOUT YOUR MOM, I WOULD GET HER 138 00:10:10,577 --> 00:10:13,713 BIOGRAPHY. [ LAUGHTER ] I THINK WE'RE RIDING THIS TRAIN 139 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:17,017 TOGETHER AND I THINK THAT WE'RE 50/50 ON THIS 140 00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:20,820 I THINK WE'RE SPLIT DOWN THE MIDDLE, IF I'M BEING NICE. LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. 141 00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:27,394 * WHAT I FEEL LIKE I DON'T KNOW YOU 142 00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:31,664 ANYMORE. WHAT HAPPENED TO US? WE HAD SOMETHING 143 00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:34,267 >> Questlove: WAIT, YOU DIDN'T WANT THEM TO LIKE THAT >> Jimmy: NO, I LIKE THAT THEY 144 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:36,169 LIKED IT I JUST DIDN'T EXPECT THEM TO LIKE IT. 145 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:38,872 I LIKED IT I MEAN, WE BOTH DID THE SAME THING. 146 00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:43,443 I JUST THOUGHT THE NUMBERS WOULD BE MORE EVEN THIS ONES PRETTY GOOD. 147 00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:48,915 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS ONE BEFORE I SAY IT? >> Tariq: HATED IT 148 00:10:48,915 --> 00:10:53,987 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NEXT UP, "IF SOMEONE IS HAPPY AND THEY DON'T KNOW 149 00:10:53,987 --> 00:11:00,060 IT, THEY SHOULD STILL CLAP THEIR HANDS, JUST IN CASE. >> Tariq: I ALWAYS SAY THAT. 150 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:03,797 >> Jimmy: YEAH WHY NOT, MAN I DON'T KNOW IF I'M HAPPY, BUT 151 00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:06,733 JUST DO IT, AND YOU PROBABLY END UP HAPPY I THINK THIS ONE'S UP THERE. 152 00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:09,269 * >> Questlove: THIS IS THE WINNER 153 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:11,538 >> Jimmy: THE WINNER THE LAST ONE WAS PRETTY GOOD TOO. 154 00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:13,340 I THINK THIS ONE IS GOING TO TBE THE WINNER LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS 155 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:16,242 ONE RIGHT HERE >> Questlove: OH, YEAH * 156 00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:20,180 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 157 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:25,652 THAT'S A GOOD ONE. BUT THIS LAST ONE IS PRETTY GOOD, TOO. 158 00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:28,154 BUT THAT ONE'S GOING TO BE THE WINNER, I THINK. BUT THIS LAST ONE'S GOOD 159 00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:30,357 CHECK THIS ONE OUT "SURE FINDING EL CHAPO WAS HARD, BUT HAVE YOU EVER DROPPED 160 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:35,495 A BLUEBERRY? [ LAUGHTER ] * 161 00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:38,998 I MEAN, IT KIND OF JUST GOES IN THE FLOOR. THE FLOOR EATS IT. 162 00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:41,301 >> Tariq: YOU FIND IT MONTHS LATER. >> Jimmy: YOU FIND IT YEARS 163 00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:43,136 LATER. DRIED. AND YOU GO, "HONEY, DID YOU 164 00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:46,406 DROP THIS BEAD?" YEAH, I LIKED THAT ONE WHAT WAS THE LAST RECORD 165 00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:52,445 >> 184 >> Jimmy: 184. IT'S GOT TO BEAT 184 166 00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:55,281 IT'S GOTTA BE A GOOD ONE I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN 167 00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:58,218 LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. * NO 168 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:01,187 IT DID NOT WIN [ DINGING IT WAS HIGH, BUT DID NOT WIN 169 00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:02,922 THE WINNER WAS TWEET NUMBER FOUR * 170 00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:06,426 [ DINGING YOU SHOULD STILL CLAP YOUR HANDS JUST IN CASE 171 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:12,098 I WILL POST THIS DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED, 172 00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:13,633 GIVE IT A LIKE, GIVE IT A WETWEET. WHY NOT? 173 00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:16,536 ENJOY. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT TENNIS LEGEND SERENA WILLIAMS 174 00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:21,608 IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FROM THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE IN 175 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:26,546 THE COUNTRY, "BARBARIANS," JUSTIN LONG IS ON THE SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 176 00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:31,084 AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM ELLIE GOULDING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 177 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,086 STICK AROUND WE'RE PLAYING "CATHPHRASE" WITH SERENA AND JUSTIN AFTER THE 178 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,822 BREAK. COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 179 00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:44,464 * >> OKAY, OKAY. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY 180 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:46,966 UM, FRENCH EAT THIS BREAD, IT'S A LONG PIECE OF BREAD IN FRANCE 181 00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:51,237 >> Jimmy: BAGUETTE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> AS A KID, TARIQ, WHO LOVES 182 00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:53,273 >> AS A KID, TARIQ, WHO LOVES THIS TYPE OF FOOD THAT YOU PUT BUTTER ON? 183 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:13,426 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." I'M HERE WITH TARIQ TROTTER OF 184 00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:16,596 THE ROOTS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A GAME OF 185 00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:20,867 "CATCHPHRASE," BUT WE NEED SOME PARTNERS JOINING MY TEAM IS ONE OF THE 186 00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:28,274 GREATEST TENNIS PLAYERS OF ALL TIME GIVE IT UP FOR SERENA WILLIAMS 187 00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:35,081 >> Tariq: WHOO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 188 00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:39,219 >> Jimmy: COME ON. THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT A STANDING OVATION 189 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:42,722 COME ON. YOU DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING. >> WOW 190 00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:45,358 >> Jimmy: YOU JUST WALKED OUT. THEY LOVE YOU THAT MUCH. COME ON, THAT'S -- THAT'S 191 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:49,095 EXACTLY RIGHT. COME ON. THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT 192 00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:52,432 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE LOVE YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 193 00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:56,269 YOU BETTER STAY STANDING TARIQ, YOUR PARTNER STARS IN THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE IN THE 194 00:13:56,269 --> 00:14:02,842 COUNTRY RIGHT NOW, "BARBARIAN" -- PLEASE WELCOME JUSTIN LONG 195 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,779 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: STANDING OVATION 196 00:14:05,779 --> 00:14:11,251 YOU GOT A STANDING OVATION >> NO, THEY WERE ALREADY STANDING 197 00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:15,622 THEY WERE ALREADY STANDING I'LL TAKE IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 198 00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:18,358 >> Jimmy: OKAY, ENJOY, EVERYBODY. HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS. 199 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:22,295 I'M GONNA START THE ROUND BY PRESSING START ON THIS BUZZER. AND JUSTIN, YOU WILL DRAW 200 00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:24,597 A CLUE FROM THE TOP OF THE PILE >> OKAY. 201 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:27,767 >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR PARTNER TO GUESS THE CLUE AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. 202 00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:30,603 THEN HAND THE BUZZER TO THE PERSON ON YOUR RIGHT IF YOU'RE HOLDING THE BUZZER 203 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:34,641 WHEN IT GOES OFF, YOUR TEAM LOSES THAT ROUND WE'RE GONNA PLAY THREE ROUNDS. 204 00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:36,976 LET'S TAKE OUR POSITIONS >> MM, OKAY. >> Jimmy: SERENA, YOU'RE OVER 205 00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:39,579 THERE. JUSTIN, RIGHT? >> YEAH. 206 00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:41,414 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE THERE >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SORRY. 207 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:44,384 >> Tariq: JUSTIN, IT'S YOU AND I. >> YEAH. 208 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,786 >> Tariq: THERE'S NO ONE ELSE EVEN HERE. JUST YOU AND I HERE. 209 00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:48,621 >> I WISH THIS WERE A BEARD OFF. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 210 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:51,091 THEN WE'D HAVE IT IN THE BAG >> Jimmy: WE ARE - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 211 00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:52,892 WE'RE IN THE ZONE RIGHT NOW. WE'RE IN THE ZONE. >> WE'RE IN THE ZONE, WE GOT 212 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,961 THIS [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO 213 00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:58,365 >> I HAVE UTMOST RESPECT FOR YOU, BUT NOT HERE. >> Jimmy: WOW! 214 00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:00,233 [ LAUGHTER ] [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER WOW, WOW, HERE WE GO 215 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,202 >> ANYWHERE. ANYWHERE [ BEEPING 216 00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:07,874 >> Jimmy: GO >> UM, A TYPE OF FANCY LATTE "I WANT A -- 217 00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:11,144 >> Tariq: CHAI LATTE >> YES, BUT THIS IS A HOLIDAY SEASON, AROUND HALLOWEEN 218 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:14,214 >> OH, PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE >> YEP, YEP. [ FASTER BEEPING ] 219 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:19,452 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: UH, UH, UH, OKAY IT'S A VACUUM THAT'S A ROBOT 220 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:22,055 >> HOOVER. UM OH, GOD, I DON'T KNOW. 221 00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:24,391 THAT THING THAT THING -- THE ROUND THING. >> Jimmy: YES. 222 00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:28,962 >> THAT. I DON'T KNOW I DON'T USE THAT 223 00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:33,767 >> Jimmy: RHYMES WITH SOMETHING YOU SWEEP WITH >> I DON'T KNOW, SWEEP 224 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,535 >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU SWEEP WITH >> JEEP. 225 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:37,404 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, WHAT DO YOU SWEEP WITH WHAT DO YOU SWEEP WITH 226 00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:39,472 >> A BROOM >> Jimmy: IT'S KINDA LIKE -- >> I DON'T KNOW. 227 00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,274 I HAVE - [ LAUGHTER ] I HAVE CENTRAL VACUUMING 228 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,610 >> Jimmy: BUT, IT'S A -- IT'S A ONE -- >> I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING 229 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:47,447 ABOUT, BUT I DON'T KNOW THE NAME >> Jimmy: IT'S A ONE BLANK 230 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,616 APARTMENT. IT'S A ONE [ BUZZER ] 231 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,284 [ SAD TUBA ] I HAVE CENTRAL VACUUMING >> Tariq: SO CLOSE 232 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,919 CLOSE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU 233 00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:54,721 DON'T KNOW --? >> I DON'T WANNA SAY - >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T KNOW 234 00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:56,523 ROOMBA >> ROOMBA. >> Jimmy: YOU GOTTA GET 235 00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:58,591 A ROOMBA >> I DON'T KNOW THAT [ LAUGHTER ] 236 00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:02,362 >> WELL, NOW -- NOW EVERYONE DOES >> Jimmy: IT WOULD BE A GREAT 237 00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,497 AD FOR ROOMBA, YEAH. >> Tariq: WE'RE GOOD, STILL GOOD 238 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,566 >> Jimmy: GOSH >> YOU SHOULD GET A FREE ROOMBA 239 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:09,102 >> THAT WAS -- THAT WAS ROUGH. I WOULD HAVE NEVER GOTTEN THAT >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT I THINK 240 00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:11,271 EVENTUALLY - >> NO. >> Jimmy: YOU WERE GETTING 241 00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:13,573 CLOSER AND CLOSER. >> NO, I'M - YEAH, THERE YOU GO, THANK YOU. 242 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:15,442 >> I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW ROOMBA >> I STILL WOULDN'T HAVE GOT IT 243 00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:17,844 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK -- [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER 244 00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:20,347 RHYMES WITH CROOMBA. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHAT ARE YOU, DR. SEUSS? 245 00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,082 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. I'M GOING TO START OFF THIS ONE. 246 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:24,050 HERE WE GO AND START. [ BEEPING 247 00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:29,055 OKAY IT'S A GAME WITH Xs AND Os >> COME ON 248 00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:31,391 >> Jimmy: IT'S A GAME WITH - >> OH, TIC-TAC-TOE >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO 249 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:38,398 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Tariq: IT'S A CHARACTER -- A GIRL WHO IS ALSO PART FISH 250 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:42,068 >> A MERMAID UH, "SPLASH. >> Tariq: THE FULL NAME? 251 00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:45,505 >> UM, A MERMAID OH, "THE LITTLE MERMAID. >> Tariq: YES. 252 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:48,241 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHEW >> OKAY. 253 00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:50,176 UM, WHEN YOU'RE PLAYING TENNIS AND THE SCORE IS EVEN, AND IT'S NOT -- IT'S NOT 40-ALL, IT'S 254 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:53,680 40 - >> Jimmy: 40-LOVE. >> IF IT'S 40-40 IT IS - 255 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,882 >> Jimmy: DEUCE. >> YES >> Tariq: GO 256 00:16:55,882 --> 00:17:00,020 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> OKAY, IT'S A -- IT'S A TYPE OF THING WHEN YOU TRY TO GET A 257 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,222 A BIG CHOICE IT'S A BIG CHOICE. AND YOU MOVE THE THINGS, YOU 258 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:05,492 PUT THE QUARTER IN, AND YOU GET, AND THE THING GOES DOWN - >> Tariq: OH, IS IT THE- 259 00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:07,460 [ BUZZER A THE CLAW MACHINE >> Jimmy: NO, NO 260 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:13,133 >> Tariq: COME ON, COME ON [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER * 261 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:15,568 >> Jimmy: JUDGES [ BUZZER ] >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 262 00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:18,271 >> THANK YOU, YES. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, LET'S PLAY THIS -- THE THIRD ROUND. 263 00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:21,908 HERE WE GO THIS ROUND IS WORTH 10,000 POINTS. 264 00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:23,543 >> WHOA. >> Jimmy: SO IT'S ANYONE'S GAME 265 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,812 LET'S DO THIS. >> WE GOT THIS >> Jimmy: THIS IS IT 266 00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:27,580 COME ON. >> COME ON >> OKAY, OKAY. 267 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:30,050 >> WE WERE DOING GOOD. WE WERE DOING GOOD >> Jimmy: WE WERE PERFECT, YES 268 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:32,285 >> DO I GO AGAIN OKAY ALL RIGHT, TARIQ, WE GOT THIS. 269 00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:33,820 >> READY [ BEEPING OKAY 270 00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:36,322 OH, "SNAP INTO A --" >> A SLIM JIM. >> YES 271 00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:42,562 >> Jimmy: WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE A TYPE OF -- LIKE, A BARN -- 272 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:47,367 >> BARN DOOR >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT IT'S A - >> IT'S A HOUSE? 273 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:50,870 >> Jimmy: BLANK QUEEN SONG, BY ABBA >> I DON'T KNOW ABBA LIKE THAT 274 00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:54,674 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU DO [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, IF YOU GO TO A CLUB, 275 00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:56,443 YOU -- IF YOU GO TO A CLUB YOU -- >> "DANCING QUEEN. 276 00:17:56,443 --> 00:18:00,146 >> Jimmy: YES, AND THEN THIS IS - >> DANCING, DANCING -- 277 00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:02,682 >> Jimmy: THIS A TYPE -- A TYPE OF BARN DANCE. >> A BARN -- DANCE 278 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:04,317 A BARN DANCE >> Jimmy: BUT IT'S NOT A -- IT'S NOT A - 279 00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:06,219 [ FASTER BEEPING ] IT'S NOT A TRIANGLE, NOT A A CIRCLE, BUT A -- 280 00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:08,555 >> IT'S A SQUARE -- A SQUARE DANCE. >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO 281 00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:10,457 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Tariq: OH, A SHIRT THAT COMES ALL THE WAY UP TO HERE 282 00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:12,826 >> A COLLAR -- A BIG COLLAR -- A TURTLENECK >> Tariq: YES. 283 00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:15,028 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> OKAY, OKAY. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY 284 00:18:15,028 --> 00:18:16,429 UM, FRENCH EAT THIS BREAD, IT'S A LONG PIECE OF BREAD IN FRANCE 285 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:20,867 >> Jimmy: BAGUETTE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> AS A KID, TARIQ, WHO LOVES 286 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:25,305 THIS TYPE OF FOOD THAT YOU PUT BUTTER ON? >> Tariq: TOAST. 287 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:29,042 >> NO, NO, YOU - [ BUZZER ] [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 288 00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:39,185 >> Jimmy: OH [ INDISCERNIBLE OUR THANKS TO SERENA WILLIAMS, 289 00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:43,056 THE CHAMP. >> YES * 290 00:18:43,056 --> 00:18:47,260 >> Jimmy: JUSTIN LONG, TARIQ TROTTER. WE'RE TALKING TO SERENA AFTER 291 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:53,266 THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 292 00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:55,468 * SO THERE'S NO CHANCE OF YOU PULLING A TOM BRADY AND MAYBE 293 00:18:55,468 --> 00:19:01,374 SAYING, "YOU KNOW WHAT MAYBE I'M NOT READY. I'M EVOLVING INTO A -- COMING 294 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,743 I'M EVOLVING INTO A -- COMING BACK PICKLEBALL." 295 00:19:22,696 --> 00:19:25,632 ONE OF THE GREATEST ATHLETES OF ALL TIME SHE'S WON 23 GRAND SLAM TITLES, 296 00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:29,135 FOUR OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALS WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 297 00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:34,274 SHE'S ALSO - AMAZING. SHE'S ALSO THE AUTHOR OF THE 298 00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:39,512 NEW CHILDREN'S BOOK, "THE ADVENTURES OF QAI QAI," WHICH COMES OUT SEPTEMBER 27th 299 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:43,049 EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME, THE ONE AND ONLY SERENA WILLIAMS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 300 00:19:43,850 --> 00:20:01,067 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE 301 00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:04,237 SHOW >> YES, IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK >> Jimmy: YOU KNEW THAT WE WERE 302 00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,639 GOING TO WIN THAT GAME, RIGHT? >> OBVIOUSLY >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. 303 00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:09,042 COME ON, WE HAD TO DO THAT >> I MEAN -- >> Jimmy: WE WERE JUST TALKING 304 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,677 BACK - >> I TOOK IT EASY ON 'EM, YOU KNOW 305 00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:12,846 >> Jimmy: RIGHT? YEAH, WE HAD TO TAKE IT EASY ON TARIQ, YEAH. 306 00:20:12,846 --> 00:20:20,387 WE HAVE A LOT TO GET INTO. I -- FIRST OF ALL, YOUR EVOLUTION FROM THE GAME OF -- 307 00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:22,789 EVOLUTION OF LIFE FROM THE GAME OF TENNIS. >> EVOLUTION, YEAH 308 00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:27,494 >> Jimmy: NOT RETIREMENT >> NO, 'CAUSE -- YOU KNOW WHAT 'CAUSE I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE -- I 309 00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:35,268 THINK RETIREMENT IS SOMETHING THAT'S SUPER EARNED AND THAT PEOPLE WORK REALLY HARD FOR AND 310 00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:42,275 MAYBE I HAVEN'T WORKED HARD ENOUGH BUT I JUST FEEL LIKE I'M AT AN 311 00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:45,645 AGE WHERE I DEFINITELY HAVE A LOT MORE TO GIVE, AND THERE'S A LOT MORE THAT I WANT TO DO 312 00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:47,647 AND SO I'M NOT GONNA BE RELAXING THERE'S SO MUCH MORE FOR ME, 313 00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:49,683 AND -- >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I FEEL LIKE IT'S AN 314 00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:53,853 EVOLUTION OF SERENA. AND THERE'S -- THERE'S SO MANY THINGS THAT I'VE BEEN WANTING 315 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,922 TO DO FOR SO MANY YEARS. AND I HAVE SUCH A PASSION FOR TENNIS FOR SO LONG THAT I HAVE 316 00:20:55,922 --> 00:21:00,627 NEVER DONE IT. BUT NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME TO, LIKE, START TO ENJOY THOSE 317 00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:03,063 THINGS >> Jimmy: WHEN DID YOU -- WHEN DID YOU KNOW - 318 00:21:03,063 --> 00:21:04,564 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU SHOULD ENJOY IT. >> I SHOULD. 319 00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:09,369 IT'S HARD, IT'S SO HARD. >> Jimmy: TOO HARD, I KNOW IT'S A DIFFICULT CHOICE, 320 00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:14,074 PROBABLY, BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING, "WELL, THIS IS MY THING. I WORKED SO HARD FOR THIS. 321 00:21:14,074 --> 00:21:18,445 BUT IT'S ALSO VERY BRAVE OF YOU TO STOP AND BE LIKE, "NO, I HAVE OTHER THINGS I WANT TO DO 322 00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:20,747 I HAVE THINGS TO OFFER." >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHEN DID YOU KNOW? 323 00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:22,716 WHEN WERE YOU LIKE, "THIS IS IT I'VE TALKED TO MY HUSBAND, I'VE 324 00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:28,388 TALKED TO MY FRIENDS --" WHO KNEW CAN YOU TELL US WHO KNEW 325 00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:33,093 >> UM, WELL, IN THE BEGINNING, I LITERALLY COULDN'T TELL ANYONE 326 00:21:33,093 --> 00:21:36,496 AND I WRITE ABOUT IT IN THE MAGAZINE, IN VOGUE I JUST SAID, THE ONLY PERSON 327 00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:41,167 THAT KNEW AT ONE POINT WAS MY THERAPIST, JUST 'CAUSE I WAS -- 'CAUSE VERBALIZING IT MEANT 328 00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:47,741 THAT IT WAS REAL >> Jimmy: WOW. >> AND I WAS LIKE, "I DON'T 329 00:21:47,741 --> 00:21:51,911 WANT IT TO BE REAL." SO, YOU KNOW, I WASN'T QUITE SURE, LIKE, WHERE I WAS 330 00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:59,552 GONNA -- WHAT I WAS GONNA DO AND I DON'T THINK YOU REALLY KNOW UNTIL -- I DON'T KNOW, 331 00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:04,057 UNTIL YOU SAY IT, OR UNTIL IT'S ACTUALLY REAL. AND THEN, IT'S SO FUNNY, WHEN 332 00:22:04,057 --> 00:22:07,293 EVERYTHING CAME OUT, I THOUGHT THE WHOLE TIME, I WAS STRESSED OUT, I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE 333 00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:09,829 REALLY MISERABLE AND JUST SCARED OF THIS ARTICLE COMING OUT, 'CAUSE IT WAS A LOT ON ME 334 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,766 YOU HAVE TO THINK, I'VE BEEN PLAYING TENNIS SINCE, UM, SINCE I WAS LITERALLY IN A STROLLER. 335 00:22:12,766 --> 00:22:15,402 AND THERE'S A PICTURE OF VENUS PUSHING ME IN A STROLLER AND THA'S HOW LONG I'VE BEEN 336 00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:18,571 AROUND TENNIS. AND FOR ME TO SUDDENLY, LIKE, HAVE TO BE DONE, IT WAS LIKE, 337 00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:21,207 OKAY, WELL, YOU KNOW, THIS IS A BIG THING. BUT ANYWAY, WHEN IT CAME OUT, I 338 00:22:21,207 --> 00:22:26,079 WAS ACTUALLY RELIEVED, AND I DIDN'T EXPECT TO FEEL THAT WAY I FELT GOOD. 339 00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:29,816 >> Jimmy: YOU WERE RELIEVED? >> YES I FELT PRETTY GOOD 340 00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:31,818 AND THEN, UM, YEAH, I WAS LIKE, "OKAY, YEAH. IT'S LIKE, WHEN YOU WANT TO 341 00:22:31,818 --> 00:22:35,855 ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING AND YOU DON'T DO IT, BUT THEN WHEN YOU FINALLY DO IT, IT'S LIKE, "OH, 342 00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,924 IT WASN'T AS BAD AS I THOUGHT IT WAS." >> Jimmy: YEAH 343 00:22:37,924 --> 00:22:39,659 >> YOU KNOW? AND THAT'S KIND OF WHAT IT WAS LIKE 344 00:22:39,659 --> 00:22:42,195 I SHOULD HAVE DONE IT TEN YEARS AGO. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 345 00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:47,000 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT WE'RE SAYING. SO THERE'S NO CHANCE OF YOU 346 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:50,103 PULLING A TOM BRADY AND MAYBE SAYING, "YOU KNOW WHAT MAYBE I'M NOT READY. 347 00:22:50,103 --> 00:22:53,540 I'M EVOLVING INTO A -- COMING BACK PICKLEBALL." 348 00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:57,143 >> YOU KNOW WHAT [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT? 349 00:22:57,143 --> 00:23:01,081 TOM BRADY STARTED AN AMAZING TREND. [ LAUGHTER ] 350 00:23:01,081 --> 00:23:03,817 >> Jimmy: YES. HE STARTED AN AMAZING TREND. [ APPLAUSE ] 351 00:23:03,817 --> 00:23:05,585 >> THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO SAY. >> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL YOU'RE 352 00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:10,924 GONNA SAY. THAT'S VERY SMART. I READ SOMEWHERE THAT YOU'RE 353 00:23:10,924 --> 00:23:13,893 NOT GOOD AT SAYING GOODBYES. >> NO, NO. >> Jimmy: SO YOU DON'T REALLY 354 00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:16,162 WANT TO MAKE A BIG FANFARE LIKE - "GOODBYE, EVERYONE 355 00:23:16,162 --> 00:23:18,131 GOODBYE, GOODBYE, GOODBYE. >> NO. I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT, YOU 356 00:23:18,131 --> 00:23:24,270 KNOW, AT THE END OF IT I WOULD JUST, UM, JUST LEAVE QUIETLY AND JUST, LIKE, NOT SAY 357 00:23:24,270 --> 00:23:27,073 ANYTHING AND JUST MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, LIKE, ON SOCIAL MEDIA OR 358 00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:30,944 SOMETHING. THAT'S HOW I ALWAYS THOUGHT -- THAT'S HOW I ALWAYS ENVISIONED 359 00:23:30,944 --> 00:23:33,113 IT >> Jimmy: YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SNEAK AWAY? 360 00:23:33,113 --> 00:23:34,748 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: LIKE, "OH, BY THE WAY. 361 00:23:34,748 --> 00:23:36,716 BYE, ZIGGY." YEAH, RIGHT. >> YEAH, YOU KNOW. 362 00:23:36,716 --> 00:23:38,685 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU LIKE THAT AT A PARTY? LIKE, IF I HAVE YOU AT MY 363 00:23:38,685 --> 00:23:40,987 PARTY, WILL YOU LEAVE AND NOT TELL ME? >> YEAH, I MEAN, IF IT'S NOT - 364 00:23:40,987 --> 00:23:43,189 [ LAUGHTER ] IF IT'S NOT HAPPENING, IF YOU'RE NOT PLAYING THE RIGHT 365 00:23:43,189 --> 00:23:45,258 MUSIC, AND I'M NOT DANCING, I'M OUT OF THERE >> Jimmy: I'M PLAYING THE 366 00:23:45,258 --> 00:23:49,629 RIGHT -- REALLY? NOT EVEN THE -- YOU JUST GO, LIKE, "I'LL BE RIGHT BACK? 367 00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:51,931 OR DO YOU, LIKE -- >> WELL, I'VE DONE THAT ACTUALLY ON A DATE ONCE. 368 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:56,302 I -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ON A DATE ONCE 369 00:23:56,302 --> 00:23:58,138 >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 370 00:23:58,138 --> 00:24:03,043 >> WELL, I WAS NOT HAVING A GREAT -- IT WAS YEARS AGO, OBVIOUSLY. 371 00:24:03,043 --> 00:24:06,680 BUT I WAS NOT HAVING A GREAT DATE, AND SO I JUST WENT TO THE BATHROOM 372 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:09,182 >> Jimmy: AND NEVER CAME BACK? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ SAD TUBA ] 373 00:24:09,182 --> 00:24:11,584 [ RIM SHOT ] AND NEVER CAME BACK? >> I'VE YET TO GO BACK 374 00:24:11,584 --> 00:24:17,624 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. NO WAY >> IT WAS FUN, I WAS YOUNG 375 00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:20,460 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> NO NEED TO WASTE TIME I CAN'T WASTE TIME 376 00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:23,396 >> Jimmy: WHEN I SAW YOU AT WIMBLEDON IN LONDON, DID YOU KNOW 377 00:24:23,396 --> 00:24:26,700 THAT YOU WERE GONNA -- >> YEAH, I DID, I DID. AND IT WAS HEAVY 378 00:24:26,700 --> 00:24:30,603 LIKE, I WAS HEAVY FOR MONTHS >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW, AND I DUNNO IF YOU 379 00:24:30,603 --> 00:24:32,372 KNEW MY ENERGY, BUT I WAS JUST SO HEAVY, AND I JUST WASN'T EVEN ROCKING OUT THE WAY I 380 00:24:32,372 --> 00:24:38,178 WANTED TO ROCK OUT I WAS JUST SITTING THERE BUT, LITERALLY, WHEN IT CAME 381 00:24:38,178 --> 00:24:39,579 OUT, LIKE, ALL THIS STUFF JUST GOT RELEASED, AND I JUST FELT BETTER 382 00:24:39,579 --> 00:24:43,516 >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY THERE'S SO MANY THINGS I WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHAT'S NEXT FOR 383 00:24:43,516 --> 00:24:49,189 YOU. BUT -- SERENA VENTURES, IS THAT -- I MEAN, THAT'S ALREADY 384 00:24:49,189 --> 00:24:53,259 CRUSHING IT. >> YEAH, AND YOU KNOW A LOT ABOUT THE INVESTING WORLD, BUT 385 00:24:53,259 --> 00:24:57,497 I'VE BEEN INVESTING FOR -- THIS IS MY TENTH YEAR OF DOING IT NOW. 386 00:24:57,497 --> 00:25:00,367 SO WE FINALLY TOOK OUTSIDE CAPITAL, AND WE RAISED A LOT OF MONEY, AND WE INVESTED IN LOTS 387 00:25:00,367 --> 00:25:05,271 OF WOMEN AND LOTS PEOPLE OF COLOR, AND -- AND JUST LITERALLY EVERYONE 388 00:25:05,271 --> 00:25:09,142 EVERYONE HAS A SEAT AT OUR TABLE. AND SO THAT'S WHAT WE WANT TO 389 00:25:09,142 --> 00:25:11,277 SEE MORE IN THE INVESTING WORLD, IS LIKE, GIVING EVERYONE AN OPPORTUNITY, AND REALLY JUST 390 00:25:11,277 --> 00:25:15,315 INVESTING IN FOUNDERS, YOU KNOW AND JUST -- SO THAT'S KIND OF, 391 00:25:15,315 --> 00:25:17,717 THAT'S THE MISSION THAT WE STARTED, AND WE'RE KEEPING IT UP 392 00:25:17,717 --> 00:25:20,453 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE CRUSHING IT YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB WITH THAT 393 00:25:20,453 --> 00:25:22,389 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE THAT AND DOING REALLY WELL 394 00:25:22,389 --> 00:25:24,624 >> THANK YOU THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: IT'S VERY HARD TO GET 395 00:25:24,624 --> 00:25:26,493 THAT OFF THE GROUND. YOU'VE DONE IT BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT "THE 396 00:25:26,493 --> 00:25:31,164 ADVENTURES OF QAI QAI. THIS IS VERY, VERY CUTE. QAI QAI. 397 00:25:31,164 --> 00:25:33,700 >> I LOVE HOW YOU DO THAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THANK YOU. IT'S A PARTY 398 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:36,536 I LOVE CHILDREN'S BOOKS, AND I HAVE TWO LITTLE GIRLS. THEY'RE GONNA LOVE THIS. 399 00:25:36,536 --> 00:25:38,438 BASICALLY IT'S ABOUT A GIRL WHO HAS HER DOLL, QAI QAI, AND SHE TALKS TO TO DOLL, AND IS LIKE, 400 00:25:38,438 --> 00:25:44,611 "I GET NERVOUS ABOUT DOING A A PERFORMANCE. AND THE DOLL TALKS HER THROUGH 401 00:25:44,611 --> 00:25:47,781 IT AND SHE'S LIKE, "DO YOU WANT TO COME OUT WITH ME?" 402 00:25:47,781 --> 00:25:49,749 AND SPOILER ALERT, SHE'S LIKE, "I'M NOT ALLOWED TO BRING THE DOLL 403 00:25:49,749 --> 00:25:52,619 I HAVE TO DO IT MYSELF." AND THE STRENGTH WAS IN HER THE WHOLE TIME 404 00:25:52,619 --> 00:25:54,621 >> I'M PROUD OF YOU FOR READING IT >> Jimmy: OF COURSE I READ IT, 405 00:25:54,621 --> 00:25:57,290 ARE YOU KIDDING ME >> I WAS GONNA QUIZ YOU. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 406 00:25:57,290 --> 00:25:58,825 AND NOW I DON'T HAVE TO QUIZ YOU. >> Jimmy: NO, I LOVE THIS BOOK 407 00:25:58,825 --> 00:26:01,027 IT'S JUST -- "BELIEVE IN YOURSELF BELIEVE IT, AND DO IT, AND YOU 408 00:26:01,027 --> 00:26:03,229 CAN DO ANYTHING. >> THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S -- "THE ADVENTURES OF 409 00:26:03,229 --> 00:26:06,700 QAI QAI" IS ALL ABOUT THAT -- YOU CAN DO ANYTHING. >> Jimmy: YOU CAN DO ANYTHING. 410 00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:08,568 >> YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS, "THE 411 00:26:08,568 --> 00:26:12,172 ADVENTURES OF QAI QAI. SERENA WILLIAMS, EVERYBODY >> THANK YOU 412 00:26:12,172 --> 00:26:15,442 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SEPTEMBER 27th WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 413 00:26:15,442 --> 00:26:17,844 JUSTIN LONG, EVERYBODY STICK AROUND CONGRATULATIONS. 414 00:26:17,844 --> 00:26:37,497 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS 415 00:26:37,497 --> 00:26:39,232 A TALENTED ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE NUMBER ONE FILM IN THE COUNTRY, "BARBARIAN," WHICH IS 416 00:26:39,232 --> 00:26:47,741 COUNTRY, "BARBARIAN," WHICH IS IN THEATERS RIGHT NOW. PLEASE WELCOME, JUSTIN LONG! 417 00:26:48,908 --> 00:26:50,810 * 418 00:26:50,810 --> 00:27:07,093 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE, COULDN'T HAPPEN TO A BETTER, 419 00:27:07,093 --> 00:27:11,364 HARD WORKING DUDE RIGHT THERE. JUSTIN LONG. >> THANKS. 420 00:27:11,364 --> 00:27:13,667 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW >> SO GOOD TO BE HERE. 421 00:27:13,667 --> 00:27:15,735 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "BARBARIAN." BUT I HAVE LOTS OF THINGS TO 422 00:27:15,735 --> 00:27:19,472 TALK TO YOU ABOUT. FIRST OF ALL, I SAW YOU YESTERDAY WITH DREW BARRYMORE. 423 00:27:19,472 --> 00:27:22,642 >> YES >> Jimmy: ON HER SHOW. >> YEAH. 424 00:27:22,642 --> 00:27:25,679 >> Jimmy: AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS FANTASTIC. >> IT WAS SO NICE TO SEE HER 425 00:27:25,679 --> 00:27:27,447 IT WAS SO GOOD TO -- IT WAS WILD TO DO THAT IN FRONT OF, YOU KNOW, TO RECONNECT WITH 426 00:27:27,447 --> 00:27:35,522 STRANGERS ON TV. >> Jimmy: DID YOU SEE EACH OTHER BACKSTAGE BEFORE 427 00:27:35,522 --> 00:27:37,223 >> NO. YOU KNOW, SHE -- WE HAD SEEN EACH OTHER, YOU KNOW, IN THE 428 00:27:37,223 --> 00:27:43,496 LAST COUPLE OF YEARS WE FACE-TIMED AS SHE MENTIONED BUT IT WAS -- IT WAS SURREAL TO 429 00:27:43,496 --> 00:27:47,767 DO THAT. AND YOU KNOW, SHE'S -- SHE GOT REALLY VULNERABLE. 430 00:27:47,767 --> 00:27:50,503 >> Jimmy: YEAH, SHE GETS EMOTIONAL, YEAH. AND YOU KEPT YOUR COOL, THOUGH 431 00:27:50,503 --> 00:28:07,120 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO GET SHAKY. HE WAS SO CUTE, OBVIOUSLY. 432 00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:09,122 BIG SURPRISE, HE WAS CUTE. >> Jimmy: YEAH BIG SURPRISE, HE REALLY WAS 433 00:28:09,122 --> 00:28:10,824 CUTE >> IT WASN'T AN ACT. I SAID TO HIM, BECAUSE, 434 00:28:10,824 --> 00:28:12,792 OBVIOUSLY, HE LOVES -- WE ALL KNOW HE LOVES CORN BUT I SAID, WHAT ARE SOME OF 435 00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:14,661 THE THINGS YOU DON'T REALLY LIKE WHAT ARE YOU NOT CRAZY ABOUT 436 00:28:14,661 --> 00:28:17,297 >> Jimmy: THIS IS AN EXCLUSIVE >> THIS IS A BIG SCOOP, GUYS SO - 437 00:28:17,297 --> 00:28:19,199 >> Jimmy: THIS IS GOING TO BE ALL OVER JOE'S CHAIR TOMORROW. >> YEAH, SO I CAN REPORT THAT 438 00:28:19,199 --> 00:28:20,734 TARIK DOES NOT LIKE STRAWBERRIES, OR PEACHES OR -- SORRY TO SAY, "SONIC THE 439 00:28:20,734 --> 00:28:22,302 HEDGEHOG 2," BUT HE LOVES "ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS." [ LAUGHTER ] 440 00:28:22,302 --> 00:28:23,837 SO, HE PREFERS A CHIPMUNK TO A A HEDGEHOG SORRY, BEN SCHWARTZ AND 441 00:28:23,837 --> 00:28:28,775 EVERYONE IN "SONIC THE HEDGEHOG." >> Jimmy: I WANTED TO ASK YOU 442 00:28:28,775 --> 00:28:32,379 WHILE I HAD YOU, BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE A GREAT ACTOR BUT YOU'RE ALSO VERY GOOD AT 443 00:28:32,379 --> 00:28:34,881 DOING IMPRESSIONS. WE'VE ALWAYS DONE THEM TO EACH OTHER BACKSTAGE. 444 00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:43,857 >> YEAH, PEOPLE LOVE IT. PEOPLE AROUND US ARE - >> Jimmy: I HOPE PEOPLE LOVE 445 00:28:43,857 --> 00:28:45,925 IT >> -- NOT AT ALL ANNOYED BY OUR -- 446 00:28:45,925 --> 00:28:49,162 >> Jimmy: NO HERE'S YOU THIS IS IN -- THIS IS IN "WALK 447 00:28:49,162 --> 00:28:52,365 HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY. >> OH, YEAH. YEAH 448 00:28:52,365 --> 00:28:54,067 >> Jimmy: AND YOU WERE GEORGE HARRISON. >> OH, MAN 449 00:28:54,067 --> 00:28:55,869 IT WAS A THRILL. >> Jimmy: WITH PAUL RUDD, JASON SCHWARTZMAN. 450 00:28:55,869 --> 00:28:59,072 JACK BLACK >> AND THE GREAT - >> Jimmy: JOHN C. REILLY 451 00:28:59,072 --> 00:29:00,740 >> I MEAN, THESE ARE ALL MY FAVORITE -- NOT MYSELF ALL MY -- SOME OF MY FAVORITE 452 00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:04,077 PERFORMERS AND SO I GOT THIS CALL - >> Jimmy: WERE YOU NERVOUS TO 453 00:29:04,077 --> 00:29:06,046 PLAY WITH THE BEATLES? >> I WAS BECAUSE IT WAS -- YOU KNOW, THE 454 00:29:06,046 --> 00:29:08,648 STAKES COULDN'T BE HIGHER. IT'S THE BEATLES IF YOU LIKE MUSIC, YOU LOVE THE 455 00:29:08,648 --> 00:29:11,618 BEATLES. AND I GREW UP LISTENING -- YOU KNOW, WE BOTH -- 456 00:29:11,618 --> 00:29:13,920 EVERYONE LOVES THE BEATLES I DON'T HAVE TO MAKE THAT POINT. 457 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:17,857 SO, I GOT -- >> Jimmy: JUDD CALLED YOU? >> JUDD CALLED AND SAID, "I 458 00:29:17,857 --> 00:29:29,636 WANT YOU TO PLAY GEORGE HARRISON. AND I, OF COURSE, SAID YES 459 00:29:29,636 --> 00:29:32,505 SHE -- BUT SO, I WENT BACK WE HAD A DAY TO PREPARE. SO, I CALLED PAUL RUDD, WHO -- 460 00:29:32,505 --> 00:29:34,341 THIS IS A VERY NAME-DROPPY STORY. BUT YOU MENTIONED THEM ALL, SO 461 00:29:34,341 --> 00:29:36,309 PAUL WAS PLAYING JOHN LENNON AND I SAID, "PAUL, YOU KNOW, I'M NERVOUS. 462 00:29:36,309 --> 00:29:38,411 WE'RE PLAYING THE BEATLES. AND HE'S LIKE, "DUDE, I'M NERVOUS, TOO." 463 00:29:38,411 --> 00:29:40,246 "I KNOW, WE ONLY HAVE A DAY. AND SO, I WENT OVER TO HIS HOTEL ROOM 464 00:29:40,246 --> 00:29:42,115 AND WE JUST WATCHED AS MUCH FOOTAGE AS WE COULD OF THE BEATLES AND INTERVIEWS AND 465 00:29:42,115 --> 00:29:44,284 STUFF. AND WHILE WE WERE THERE, JASON SCHWARTZMAN CALLED 466 00:29:44,284 --> 00:29:46,586 HE WAS PLAYING RINGO AND HE SAID, "DUDE, I'M SO NERVOUS. 467 00:29:46,586 --> 00:29:49,856 ARE YOU GUYS NERVOUS?" AND SO, THE THREE OF US WERE, YOU KNOW, SHARING OUR NERVES 468 00:29:49,856 --> 00:29:53,126 WITH EACH OTHER. AND AS WE WERE WATCHING THEM, I NEVER REALLY REALIZED HOW 469 00:29:53,126 --> 00:30:01,034 DISTINCT THEY ALL WERE YOU DO SUCH A GREAT -- >> Jimmy: HOW DOES PAUL GO 470 00:30:01,034 --> 00:30:06,940 >> WELL PAUL -- PAUL'S VERY -- WITH HIM, I LIKE TO LIKE HOOK INTO SOMETHING 471 00:30:06,940 --> 00:30:11,644 LIKE IF IT'S A WORD OR JUST SORT OF A LOOK HE'S GOT HIS EYEBROW ALWAYS 472 00:30:11,644 --> 00:30:14,481 KIND OF UP LIKE THIS AND IT'S VERY SING SONGY, YOU KNOW 473 00:30:14,481 --> 00:30:19,285 AND HE SAYS, "YOU KNOW," A LOT YOU KNOW, UP AND DOWN. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU KNOW, YEAH 474 00:30:19,285 --> 00:30:21,021 >> AND SO, IT'S SORT OF LIKE THIS >> Jimmy: WE'RE THE BEATLES, 475 00:30:21,021 --> 00:30:23,656 YOU KNOW YEAH >> AND WE'RE DOING THIS. 476 00:30:23,656 --> 00:30:26,659 >> Jimmy: IT'S GOOD. >> AND THEN, JOHN IS -- THERE'S SOMETHING KIND OF NASALLY ABOUT 477 00:30:26,659 --> 00:30:27,994 JOHN YOU KNOW, JOHN'S VERY -- IT'S ALL KIND OF DIRECTED THROUGH 478 00:30:27,994 --> 00:30:32,532 THE NOSE THERE >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S VERY NASALLY. 479 00:30:32,532 --> 00:30:37,671 SPEAKING ONLY THROUGH HIS NOSE >> SORT OF LIKE THAT, YES. AND RINGO, YOU HAVE TO -- IT'S 480 00:30:37,671 --> 00:30:40,607 THE LEAST FLATTERING -- THE MOST UNFLATTERING. YOU KIND OF HAVE TO PUT YOUR 481 00:30:40,607 --> 00:30:43,109 HEAD BACK LIKE THIS. AND KIND OF ACT LIKE THIS. BUT I THOUGHT, "GEORGE, WHAT IS 482 00:30:43,109 --> 00:30:46,079 GEORGE'S HOOK? AND I REALIZED IT WAS JUST - HE'S -- HE'S JUST SO 483 00:30:46,079 --> 00:30:52,185 CONTEMPLATIVE. AND EVERYTHING IS SORT OF LIKE THIS 484 00:30:52,185 --> 00:30:54,487 OF COURSE, I WAS SAD WHEN JOHN DIED BUT IT WAS -- YOU KNOW, I KNEW 485 00:30:54,487 --> 00:30:57,557 I KNEW I WAS SAD BECAUSE I NEVER WOULD PLAY GUITAR WITH HIM AGAIN. 486 00:30:57,557 --> 00:31:01,594 >> Jimmy: WOW, WOW, WOW! THAT IS GOOD YOU DO ALL THE BEATLES 487 00:31:01,594 --> 00:31:05,865 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> SO, THEN, WERE LIKE -- SO AT THE END OF THIS -- 488 00:31:05,865 --> 00:31:07,500 AT THE END OF THIS -- SESSION WITH PAUL, I'M LEAVING PAUL RUDD, I'M LEAVING HIS 489 00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:13,073 HOTEL ROOM AND HE SAID -- YOU KNOW I SHOULDN'T -- 490 00:31:13,073 --> 00:31:15,608 HE SAID, "I WONDER HOW JACK BLACK'S FEELING." YOU KNOW, CAUSE JACK'S GOT THE 491 00:31:15,608 --> 00:31:18,778 PLAY PAUL McCARTNEY. AND PAUL SAID, "I SHOULDN'T TELL YOU THIS. 492 00:31:18,778 --> 00:31:21,614 BUT I RAN INTO JACK THE OTHER DAY. AND I ASKED HIM THAT." 493 00:31:21,614 --> 00:31:25,085 I SAID, "AREN'T YOU NERVOUS? WE'RE PLAYING THE BEATLES. AND HE SAID, "NO, DUDE, I GOT 494 00:31:25,085 --> 00:31:29,923 IT IT'S IN THE BAG. AND PAUL GOES, HOW DID YOU DO? 495 00:31:29,923 --> 00:31:33,093 AND HE GOES, "DUDE, JUST WATCH 'HARD DAYS NIGHT.' THAT'S ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS 496 00:31:33,093 --> 00:31:36,463 WATCH 'HARD DAYS NIGHT.' SO, WE WERE LIKE, "OH [ BLEEP ] NO."E >> Jimmy: DUDE 497 00:31:36,463 --> 00:31:38,765 >> DUDE. IT'S IN THE BAG. >> Jimmy: DUDE, IT'S IN THE 498 00:31:38,765 --> 00:31:42,102 BAG. >> I GOT IT, DUDE. I [ BLEEP ] GOT IT, DUDE 499 00:31:42,102 --> 00:31:44,571 [ LAUGHTER ] AND SO, WERE LIKE, OH, JACK'S GOING TO BLOW US ALL OUT OF THE 500 00:31:44,571 --> 00:31:47,307 WATER. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE HE IS 501 00:31:47,307 --> 00:31:50,143 >> WE SHOW UP ON SET AND JACK'S GOT THE FIRST LINE IN REHEARSAL 502 00:31:50,143 --> 00:31:54,848 AND HE GOES -- HE'S GOT THE OUTFIT ON. HE'S DOING THE EYE BROWS 503 00:31:54,848 --> 00:31:56,916 YOU KNOW, HE'S GOT THAT KIND OF GOING. AND HE GOES -- HE'S RIGHT HERE 504 00:31:56,916 --> 00:31:59,853 AND HE GOES, I'M PAUL McCARTNEY, EH [ LAUGHTER ] 505 00:31:59,853 --> 00:32:03,690 LIKE, FULL ON SCOTTISH I LOOKED AT RUDD AND WE'RE LIKE, WHAT'S GOING ON? 506 00:32:03,690 --> 00:32:05,492 AND -- BUT -- BUT THE LESSON THAT WE LEARNED, WHICH WE SHOULDN'T HAVE NEEDED TO LEARN 507 00:32:05,492 --> 00:32:07,260 IS THAT JACK STILL STOLE THE SHOW BECAUSE HE'S [ BLEEP ] JACK BLACK, THE GREATEST OF ALL 508 00:32:07,260 --> 00:32:14,834 TIME >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. DON'T WORRY. 509 00:32:14,834 --> 00:32:17,671 DON'T OVERTHINK IT >> YES, EXACTLY. WE WERE OVERTHINKING IT. 510 00:32:17,671 --> 00:32:20,073 AND HE WAS JUST -- HE'S LIKE, "EVERYONE KNOWS I'M NOT PAUL McCARTNEY 511 00:32:20,073 --> 00:32:22,942 I'M JACK BLACK." AND IT WAS SO FUNNY. IT WAS SO GOOD 512 00:32:22,942 --> 00:32:25,979 HE WAS BRILLIANT >> Jimmy: I LOVE JACK BLACK. >> I LOVE JACK BLACK 513 00:32:25,979 --> 00:32:30,817 EVERYONE LOVES JACK BLACK. >> Jimmy: HE COULD DO THAT LET'S TALK ABOUT THE - 514 00:32:30,817 --> 00:32:32,318 YOU'RE IN THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE, RIGHT NOW, IN THE COUNTRY, "BARBARIAN." 515 00:32:32,318 --> 00:32:36,089 CONGRATULATIONS ON THIS. >> THANKS. >> Jimmy: FRIGHTENING. 516 00:32:36,089 --> 00:32:41,394 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> SO FUN. >> Jimmy: SCARY MOVIES GETTING 517 00:32:41,394 --> 00:32:43,463 GREAT REVIEWS. HOW DID YOU FEEL WHEN YOU FOUND OUT IT WAS THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE 518 00:32:43,463 --> 00:32:46,766 IN THE COUNTRY >> IT WAS EXCITING I GOT A TEXT -- I WAS IN MY 519 00:32:46,766 --> 00:32:51,471 PLACE, WHICH YOU'VE BEEN TO UP IN MASSACHUSSETS I LIVE IN KIND OF A RURAL AREA 520 00:32:51,471 --> 00:32:56,810 UP THERE AND ALL OF MY NEIGHBORS ARE OVER 70. 521 00:32:56,810 --> 00:33:00,847 AND MY FRIENDS, NICK, MIKE, ALL OF THEM NAMES -- MOEK, MARK. AND SO, I WAS HANGING OUT WITH 522 00:33:00,847 --> 00:33:09,389 THEM AND HE SAID, WE GOT THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE. 523 00:33:09,389 --> 00:33:10,824 AND I SAID -- I SAID IT TO THEM I WAS PROUD. 524 00:33:10,824 --> 00:33:12,325 I HAD A MOMENT WHERE I SAID, "HEY, YOU GUYS, I'M IN THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE." 525 00:33:12,325 --> 00:33:14,728 AND THEY SAID, "OH, YEAH WHAT'S IT CALLED?" I SAID IT'S "BARBARIAN." 526 00:33:14,728 --> 00:33:16,730 AND HE SAID, "OH, OKAY." AND ONE OF THEM SAID, "HEY, BY THE WAY, WHY AREN'T YOU EVER 527 00:33:16,730 --> 00:33:21,101 WATERING YOUR GARDEN?" AND I SAID, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN? HE GOES, "YOU'RE NEVER HERE. 528 00:33:21,101 --> 00:33:23,937 YOU'RE NEVER HERE. AND MICK'S HAVING TO WATER YOUR GARDEN." 529 00:33:23,937 --> 00:33:26,072 >> Jimmy: THEY COULD CARE LESS >> CARE LESS >> Jimmy: THEY CAN CARE LESS 530 00:33:26,072 --> 00:33:28,508 ABOUT THIS MOVIE >> AND I SAID, "WELL, I'VE BEEN PROMOTING THIS MOVIE." 531 00:33:28,508 --> 00:33:31,678 HE GOES, "PROMOTING? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO THAT FOR? 532 00:33:31,678 --> 00:33:33,546 HE SAYS, "YOU GOTTA WATER THE GARDEN." [ LAUGHTER ] 533 00:33:33,546 --> 00:33:35,615 AND AS I WAS LEAVING I SAID TO MICK -- I SAID TO HIM, "ARE YOU GOING SEE 'BARBARIAN.' 534 00:33:35,615 --> 00:33:39,452 HE GOES, "OH, YEAH I'M GOING TO GO TO THE LOCAL MULTIPLEX. 535 00:33:39,452 --> 00:33:41,321 THE JOKE BEING THERE'S NO MOVIE THEATER ANYWHERE NEAR WHERE I LIVE 536 00:33:41,321 --> 00:33:42,989 SO, THEY'RE NOT GOING TO WATCH IT >> Jimmy: THEY'RE NOT GOING TO 537 00:33:42,989 --> 00:33:44,491 WATCH IT THAT'S A GOOD HUMBLE PIE THERE FOR YOU. 538 00:33:44,491 --> 00:33:47,427 >> IT WAS. IT WAS -- EVERYTHING'S RELATIVE 539 00:33:47,427 --> 00:33:49,295 >> Jimmy: I LOVE ZACK CRAIGER, BY THE WAY HE'S GREAT 540 00:33:49,295 --> 00:33:51,698 HE WROTE AND DIRECTED THIS >> YES >> Jimmy: HE'S TALENTED. 541 00:33:51,698 --> 00:33:54,100 >> FROM "THE WHITEST KIDS YOU KNOW," THE SKETCH COMEDY GROUP >> Jimmy: TALENTED GUY 542 00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:55,869 >> REALLY BRILLIANT. >> Jimmy: BUT IT'S FRIGHTENING >> IT IS 543 00:33:55,869 --> 00:33:58,104 IT'S SCARY IT'S WILD. AND THERE'S SOME TURNS 544 00:33:58,104 --> 00:34:04,144 AND IT'S ONE OF THOSE MOVIES THAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE TALKING ABOUT IT 545 00:34:04,144 --> 00:34:06,546 BUT WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT. SO, IT'S A LITTLE CHALLENGING. 546 00:34:06,546 --> 00:34:08,948 >> Jimmy: YEAH, WELL I GUESS THAT'S THE FUN PART OF THESE SCARY MOVIES 547 00:34:08,948 --> 00:34:10,617 BECAUSE YOU'RE LIKE, "WELL, DON'T SPOIL IT." BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE THING 548 00:34:10,617 --> 00:34:12,686 COULD BE A -- POSSIBLY, A SPOILER. >> TOTALLY 549 00:34:12,686 --> 00:34:14,854 AND IT IS. IT REALLY IS THE TWISTS AND TURNS ARE WILD. 550 00:34:14,854 --> 00:34:19,559 FUN. >> Jimmy: YOU COULD SAY SOMEONE MOVES INTO A -- RENTS A HOUSE. 551 00:34:19,559 --> 00:34:21,661 >> NO. NO DON'T SAY -- YEAH, WE CAN 552 00:34:21,661 --> 00:34:23,763 SAY -- IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S ALL RIGHT WE CAN SAY THERE ARE PEOPLE IN 553 00:34:23,763 --> 00:34:26,132 IT >> Jimmy: OKAY >> NO, NO. 554 00:34:26,132 --> 00:34:28,735 YES, SOMEONE RENTS A HOUSE SOMEONE RENTS A HOUSE. >> Jimmy: SOMEONE RENTS 555 00:34:28,735 --> 00:34:30,704 A HOUSE. >> AN AIRBNB YEAH, IT'S AN AIRBNB 556 00:34:30,704 --> 00:34:33,073 THAT'LL SELL IT. SOMEONE RENTS A HOUSE. >> Jimmy: YEAH 557 00:34:33,073 --> 00:34:35,975 THAT'S A GREAT STORY SOMEONE RENTS AN AIRBNB. >> NO, SORRY, JIM. 558 00:34:35,975 --> 00:34:37,811 WAIT, SORRY. THEY RENT A HOUSE, AND IT GETS DOUBLE-BOOKED. 559 00:34:37,811 --> 00:34:39,479 SO, BILL SKARSGARD AND GEORGINA CAMBELL, WHO ARE SO GOOD, THEY -- THEY FIND 560 00:34:39,479 --> 00:34:49,089 THEMSELVES TOGETHER IN THIS -- NOT AN AIRBNB, IT'S A SCARE-BNB. 561 00:34:49,089 --> 00:34:51,691 >> Jimmy: IS THERE ANYTHING YOU LEARNED FROM MAKING THIS FILM FOR THE FUTURE 562 00:34:51,691 --> 00:34:55,428 ANYTHING YOU LIKE -- >> I WOULD JUST SAY I LOVE AIRBNB 563 00:34:55,428 --> 00:34:59,099 IT'S A GREAT COMPANY THEY DO A LOT OF GREAT WORK WITH - 564 00:34:59,099 --> 00:35:00,734 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, OF COURSE >> BUT I WOULD SAY, CHECK THE 565 00:35:00,734 --> 00:35:03,036 BASEMENT THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO DO FROM NOW ON. 566 00:35:03,036 --> 00:35:08,308 WINK >> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL YOU GOTTA SAY RIGHT THERE. 567 00:35:08,308 --> 00:35:10,610 THAT IS THE BEST WAY YOU CAN EVER SELL THIS MOVIE >> YEAH. 568 00:35:10,610 --> 00:35:12,078 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S JUSTIN LONG IN 569 00:35:12,078 --> 00:35:15,081 HERE'S JUSTIN LONG IN "BARBARIAN." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 570 00:35:37,771 --> 00:35:38,338 >> I LIKE TO LET MY BABY 571 00:35:38,338 --> 00:35:51,618 DETERMINE HOW LONG HE LIKES TO NURSE. >> OH, GOD 572 00:35:51,618 --> 00:35:56,956 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JUSTIN LONG! "BARBARIAN" IS IN THEATERS 573 00:35:56,956 --> 00:36:00,694 RIGHT NOW. ELLIE GOULDING PERFORMS FOR US AFTER THE BREAK. 574 00:36:00,694 --> 00:36:21,948 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 575 00:36:21,948 --> 00:36:25,885 >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "EASY LOVER," ONE OF MY FAVORITES, ELLIE GOULDING, EVERYBODY! 576 00:36:25,885 --> 00:36:29,356 LOVER," ONE OF MY FAVORITES, ELLIE GOULDING, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 577 00:36:29,956 --> 00:36:41,401 * * IT WAS NEVER EASY, LOVE 578 00:36:41,401 --> 00:36:48,408 WHEN YOU'VE GIVEN AL YOU'VE GOT TO EACH OTHER AND THEN EVERY TIME * 579 00:36:48,408 --> 00:36:55,515 * IT'S HARDER TO RECOVE WE'RE ONLY YOUNG WE'RE ONLY YOUNG 580 00:36:55,515 --> 00:37:06,426 IT WAS NEVER EASY, LOVER * * I JUST WANTED YOU TO PULL PULL ME CLOSER 581 00:37:06,426 --> 00:37:11,231 YET YOU ALWAYS SEEME TO GO EVEN FURTHER * * WE ARE ONLY YOUNG 582 00:37:11,231 --> 00:37:15,935 WE ARE ONLY YOUN AND I'VE BEEN WALKIN IN A STRAIGHT LINE * 583 00:37:15,935 --> 00:37:23,276 * FINDING THIS AGAI BUT EVERY TIME I LEAVE YOU PULL ME BACK I 584 00:37:23,276 --> 00:37:29,949 EASY LOVER * * KEEP IT COOL ON M DON'T BE CRUEL TO ME 585 00:37:29,949 --> 00:37:33,053 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'VE DONE IT BEFORE * * EASY LOVE 586 00:37:33,053 --> 00:37:39,459 KEEP IT COOL ON ME GIVE IT ALL TO M 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'VE * 587 00:37:39,459 --> 00:37:52,672 * DONE IT BEFOR EASY LOVER, AH, AH, AH EASY LOVER, AH, AH, AH * 588 00:37:52,672 --> 00:37:57,811 * TO BE HONES WE WERE ABLE TO BE TOGETHER 589 00:37:57,811 --> 00:38:05,352 MAYBE SOMETHING * * BUT I NEED YOUR TOUCH RIGHT HERE ON THE TABLE * 590 00:38:05,352 --> 00:38:11,358 * WE ARE ONLY YOUNG WE ARE ONLY YOUN AND I'VE BEEN WALKIN 591 00:38:11,358 --> 00:38:15,862 IN A STRAIGHT LINE * * FINDING THIS AGAI BUT EVERY TIME I LEAVE 592 00:38:15,862 --> 00:38:22,635 YOU PULL ME BACK I EASY LOVER * * KEEP IT COOL ON M 593 00:38:22,635 --> 00:38:28,208 DON'T BE CRUEL TO ME 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'VE DONE IT BEFORE * 594 00:38:28,208 --> 00:38:35,849 * EASY LOVE KEEP IT COOL ON ME GIVE IT ALL TO M 595 00:38:35,849 --> 00:38:41,221 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'VE * * DONE IT BEFOR EASY LOVER, AH, AH, AH 596 00:38:41,221 --> 00:38:46,659 EASY LOVER, AH, AH, AH * * 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'V DONE IT BEFORE 597 00:38:46,659 --> 00:38:57,170 EASY LOVER, AH, AH, AH EASY LOVER, AH, AH, AH * * IT'S GONE TOO FAR AND 598 00:38:57,170 --> 00:39:01,875 TOO DEEP, I CAN'T SLEE I'M STILL FOOLISHL IN LOVE WITH YOU * 599 00:39:01,875 --> 00:39:06,579 * JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER GIRL YOU PROMISED 600 00:39:06,579 --> 00:39:14,320 I CAN'T STOP BELIEVING * * YOU WANT ME AND YOU'RE FOOLISHLY 601 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:18,358 IN LOVE * * BUT YOU'RE NO SO I'LL TAKE A SHOT * 602 00:39:18,358 --> 00:39:21,027 * EASY LOVE OH, KEEP IT COOL ON ME DON'T BE CRUEL TO ME 603 00:39:21,027 --> 00:39:25,031 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'VE * * DONE IT BEFOR EASY LOVER 604 00:39:25,031 --> 00:39:30,603 KEEP IT COOL ON ME GIVE IT ALL TO ME * * 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'V 605 00:39:30,603 --> 00:39:35,742 DONE IT BEFORE EASY LOVER KEEP IT COOL ON ME * 606 00:39:35,742 --> 00:39:40,880 * KEEP IT COOL ON M 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'VE DONE IT BEFORE * 607 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:49,322 * EASY LOVER, AH, AH, A EASY LOVER, AH, AH, AH * * 608 00:39:49,322 --> 00:39:55,061 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS! THAT VOICE 609 00:39:55,061 --> 00:39:59,466 COME ON. FANTASTIC. ELLIE GOULDING 610 00:39:59,466 --> 00:40:02,435 THAT VOICE OH, MAN. "EASY LOVER" IS OUT NOW. 611 00:40:02,435 --> 00:40:24,891 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 612 00:40:24,891 --> 00:40:30,130 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO SERENA WILLIAMS, JUSTIN LONG, ELLIE GOULDING, ONCE AGAIN 613 00:40:30,130 --> 00:40:34,501 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 614 00:40:34,501 --> 00:40:36,803 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 615 00:40:36,803 --> 00:40:39,406 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY BYE-BYE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE