>> Tariq: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - SERENA WILLIAMS.
JUSTIN LONG. MUSIC BY ELLIE GOULDING. AND THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW
>> Questlove: 1708 >> Tariq: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH, COME ON, NOW THANK YOU, BUD THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. YOU'RE WATCHING AT HOME.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE VERY EXCITED
VERY EXCITING HERE IN THE BUILDING THE ONE AND ONLY
SERENA WILLIAMS IS MY GUEST TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* ALL DAY MY STAFF WAS LIKE, "I CAN'T BELIEVE THE GREATEST OF
ALL TIME IS HERE." AND I SAID, "THANKS, BUT TONIGHT IS ABOUT SERENA.
[ LAUGHTER ] SERENA WILLIAMS AND I HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON
SHE WROTE A CHILDREN'S BOOK. I WROTE A CHILDREN'S BOOK. SHE'S A SPORTS LEGEND, ROLE
MODEL, AND A FASHION ICON. I WROTE A CHILDREN'S BOOK. [ LAUGHTER ]
LAST MONTH, SERENA ANNOUNCED SHE'S EVOLVING AWAY FROM TENNIS
BUT IF WE'RE LUCKY, SHE'LL PULL A TOM BRADY AND EVOLVE RIGHT BACK IN THREE WEEKS.
WHAT DO YOU SAY, HUH CAN WE GET HER TO DO IT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HAVE HER ANNOUNCE ON THE SHOW TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS WELL, PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT THIS, ON SUNDAY, FORMER
PRESIDENT TRUMP WAS SPOTTED IN D.C., BUT NOBODY KNEW WHY HE WAS THERE.
AND THEN YESTERDAY, HE WAS SEEN AT HIS VIRGINIA GOLF COURSE WITH A BIG GROUP OF PEOPLE, BUT
THEY WEREN'T PLAYING GOLF. [ AUDIENCE OOHS THEY WERE JUST TOURING AROUND
THE COURSE TALKING HERE'S A PHOTO YEAH
LOOKS LIKE BACKSTAGE AT A FASHION SHOW FOR MARSHALL'S. LOOK AT THAT
[ LAUGHTER ] VERY DIVERSE GROUP THEY HAD POLO SHIRTS OF EVERY
COLOR. THEY REALLY -- [ LAUGHTER ]
TRUMP WAS LIKE, "SO, I THINK I BURIED THE DOCUMENTS SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE.
SO START -- START DIGGING BOYS." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, TRUMP WAS SMART. HE WAS LIKE, "HOW ABOUT NINE OF US MEET ON THE GREEN WITH NO
CLUBS, SO IT DOESN'T LOOK SUSPICIOUS." [ LAUGHTER ]
SPEAKING OF THE FORMER PRESIDENT, I READ THAT THE NATIONAL ARCHIVES STILL DOESN'T
KNOW WHETHER THEY HAVE ALL OF THE PRESIDENTIAL RECORDS THAT TRUMP TOOK FROM THE WHITE
HOUSE. AMAZING. SOMEHOW MY LIBRARY KNOWS I'VE
HAD A COPY OF "GOODNIGHT MOON" FOR 40 YEARS, BUT WE STILL CAN'T TRACK DOWN THESE
DOCUMENTS. WHERE ARE THESE DOCUMENTS? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
HOW'D THEY EVEN FIND MY ADDRESS? WELL, SOME NEWS FROM THE U.K
KING CHARLES IS STILL ADJUSTING TO HIS NEW ROLE. AND YESTERDAY, WE SHOWED A CLIP
OF HIM GETTING ANGRY OVER SOME EXTRA PENS ON HIS DESK IN CASE YOU MISSED IT, HERE'S
THE CLIP LOOK AT THIS [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH HE WAS NOT HAPPY LET'S CHECK IN TO SEE IF THINGS
HAVE GOTTEN BETTER FOR HIM BY THE WAY, THIS IS REAL THIS IS A CLIP FROM TODAY.
IS IT SEPTEMBER THE 12th >> 13th, SIR >> OH GOD, I PUT THE WRONG DATE
DOWN 13th >> YES, SIR.
>> YOU SIGNED THE 12th EARLIER >> WHERE DID I PUT THE 12th? OH GOD, I HATE THIS PEN.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> OH LOOK, IT'S GOING EVERYWHERE, HANG ON.
I CAN'T BEAR THIS BLOODY THING WHAT THEY DO, EVERY STINKING TIME
[ APPLAUSE ] IF THIS WERE BASEBALL, PRINCE WILLIAM WOULD ALREADY BE
WARMING UP IN THE BULL PEN, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? [ LAUGHTER ]
EVERYONE WAS QUICKLY LIKE, "IT'S OKAY, YOUR MAJESTY PENS ARE HARD.
[ LAUGHTER ] WRITING THE WRONG DATE, PENS LEAKING ON HIM, HONESTLY,
ROYALTY HAS NEVER BEEN MORE RELATABLE. [ LAUGHTER ]
HEY, GET THIS. I SAW THAT DUE TO RUSSIA'S INVASION OF UKRAINE,
VLADIMIR PUTIN WILL NOT BE INVITED TO THE QUEEN'S FUNERAL APPARENTLY, PUTIN IS OKAY WITH
IT HE WAS AFRAID HE WAS GOING TO SIT NEXT TO THAT RAGING
LUNATIC, KING CHARLES. "HE DOESN'T LIKE PENS. KEEP THE PENS AWAY FROM HIM.
BUT PUTIN SAID HE'LL STILL BE THERE IN SPIRIT, AND IN A TINY RECORDING DEVICE IN THE
BOUQUET. [ LAUGHTER ] SWITCHING GEARS, APPLE JUST
RELEASED A NEW SOFTWARE UPDATE THAT LETS YOU EDIT AND UNSEND MESSAGES
AND THIS IS NICE AFTER YOUR THIRD TIME EDITING A MESSAGE, YOU GET A
A NOTIFICATION THAT SAYS, "YOU'RE DRUNK, GO TO BED." [ LAUGHTER ]
SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS. PELOTON HAS BEEN HAVING A TOUGH YEAR
AND THEY JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THEIR CO-FOUNDERS ARE LEAVING THE COMPANY.
IT WAS TIME FOR A CHANGE PELOTON HAS BEEN STATIONARY FOR TOO LONG
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * I LOVE YOU
THE PELOTON CO-FOUNDERS WOULD HAVE LEFT SOONER, BUT THEY COULDN'T UNCLIP THEIR SHOES.
[ LAUGHTER ] "GOSH, WHY AM I -- OF COURSE, SINCE IT'S PELOTON
THEY'RE NOT GETTING RID OF THEIR FOUNDERS, THEY'RE JUST GOING TO PUSH THEM TO THE
CORNER OF THE ROOM AND USE THEM AS A COAT RACK [ LAUGHTER ]
HEY, DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS A STARBUCKS CANNED BEVERAGE HAS BEEN RECALLED IN SEVEN STATES
BECAUSE THEY COULD CONTAIN METAL FRAGMENTS. OR AS STARBUCKS PUT IT, "NOW
INTRODUCING TENTANUS SPICE." [ LAUGHTER ] ON THE PLUS SIDE, THE JAGGED
METAL PIECES REALLY DO WAKE YOU UP [ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, THIS IS GOING VIRAL. A RYANAIR PASSENGER TWEETED AT THE AIRLINE COMPLAINGING THAT
SHE PAID FOR A WINDOW SEAT AND DIDN'T GET ONE AND HERE'S THE PHOTO THAT SHE
TWEETED. [ LAUGHTER ] AND HERE'S RYANAIR'S RESPONSE.
THIS IS REAL [ LAUGHTER ] "YOU WANT A WINDOW
YOU WANT TO PLAY WINDOW GAME YOU WANT TO PLAY WINDOW? [ LAUGHTER ]
MEANWHILE, IF YOU ASK FOR A WINDOW SEAT ON SPIRIT AIRLINES, THEY GIVE YOU A DRILL
AND SOME SARAN WRAP. [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, I HEARD ABOUT A WOMAN WHO
WAS FINED $1,000 FOR TRYING TO SMUGGLE 50 WHEELS OF CHEESE ACROSS THE BORDER INTO THE U.S
THIS JOKE IS GOING TO GET ME THROWN OUT OF THE BUILDING ARE YOU READY?
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: 50 WHEELS OF CHEESE. THEY FINED HER
OKAY DRUM ROLL, I GUESS [ DRUM ROLL
THEY GAVE HER A $1,000 FINE AND SAID, "NEVER FONDUE IT AGAIN." THAT'S ALL
I'M DONE >> Tariq: GET OUT! GET OUT OF HERE.
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THESE PENS
THESE BLOODY THINGS. [ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, FINALLY IT IS TUESDAY.
IT'S TIME FOR "WETWEET." HERE WE GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * WETWEET WETWEET *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME TO "WETWEET. THIS IS WHERE WE, AS A GROUP, DECIDE SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD
POST ON TWITTER. I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU FIVE DIFFERENT TWEETS, AND WE'RE ALL
GOING TO VOTE ON WHETHER YOU LIKE EACH ONE OR NOT YOU ALL HAVE YOUR VOTING
CLICKERS AT YOUR SEATS YOU CAN ALL VOTE -- YEAH THAT'S PROBABLY YOURS, YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM YOU CAN VOTE FOR NONE OF THEM.
WHATEVER YOU WANT. I JUST WANT YOU TO HAVE FUN. WE'RE GOING TO SEE THE RESULTS
LIVE TARIQ, ROOTS TARIQ, YOU HAVE YOUR CLICKER
>> Tariq: YEAH, I'M DONE ALREADY, THANKS. >> Jimmy: NO, NO, WE DIDN'T
EVEN START -- WE DIDN'T EVEN START THE GAME YET >> Tariq: WAIT, WHAT
>> Jimmy: WE DIDN'T START THE GAME YET DON'T VOTE ON TARIQ'S --
>> Tariq: CAN YOU UNVOTE >> Jimmy: NO, YOU CAN'T UNVOTE EITHER, NO
WHATEVER TWEET GETS THE MOST LIKES, WE WILL TWEET IT OUT LIVE ON THE SHOW ON
A COMMERCIAL BREAK SO YOU CAN ALL LIKE IT AND "WETWEET" IT AAHS YEAH, IT'S A SHARED
EXPERIENCE YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS? [ CHEERS ]
OUR FIRST TWEET IS, "YOU CAN JUST TELL PEOPLE YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT SOLITAIRE AND THEY HAVE
TO BELIEVE YOU." * >> Tariq: I DIDN'T LIKE THAT
ONE. >> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT >> Tariq: NOPE
>> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S ALL RIGHT. I MEAN, I KIND OF GET IT
>> Questlove: I DIG IT >> Jimmy: YOU DIG IT ALL RIGHT.
THE VOTES ARE IN LET'S SEE THE RESULTS HERE OOH.
WOW. [ SAD TUBA ] VERY HONEST AUDIENCE
THEY DID NOT ENJOY THAT ONE. [ LAUGHTER ] THEY DID NOT LIKE THAT ONE
IT'S OKAY. WE HAVE A COUPLE MORE. HERE WE GO
>> Tariq: WE'RE WARMING UP >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE'RE WARMING UP
THIS NEXT ONE IS, "TEXTING IS JUST GROWN-UP TAG. *
>> Tariq: THINKER. >> Jimmy: I CAN TELL BY PEOPLE'S EYES THAT THEY'RE
SAYING, "NO. [ LAUGHTER ] THEY'RE MASKED
AND THEY'RE JUST LOOKING AT ME LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ]
I CAN TELL THEY PRESSED NO I'M GOING TO SAY THIS ONE IS - WHAT WAS THE LAST ONE, HOW MANY
NO's 76 LIKES SO I'M GOING TO SAY THAT THIS
ONE IS PROBABLY IN THE 150 RANGE OF NO. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Tariq: AH >> Jimmy: THIS MIGHT BE ONE OF THE WORST ONES EVER.
LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. [ SAD TUBA ] YEAH
VERY CLOSE I FELT IT. I KNEW IT.
I COULD TELL THEY LOOKED AT ME LIKE, "NO, JIMMY, NOT GOING TO DO IT.
I'M GOING TO LET YOU DROWN A A LITTLE BIT, THEN I'LL SAVE YOU.
I GO, "ALL RIGHT, TEACH ME A A LESSON." HOW ABOUT THIS NEXT ONE HERE
"WHEN YOU READ A MEMOIR, YOU KNOW YOU GO STRAIGHT TO THE SHINY PHOTO PAGES IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE BOOK. >> Tariq: YES, YOU DO. YOU KNOW YOU DO.
>> Jimmy: I DO, BUT IS THAT MORE FACT THAN IT IS FUNNY >> Tariq: IT'S A FUN FACT.
>> Questlove: I ALWAYS START AT CHAPTER FOUR >> Jimmy: WHAT
>> Questlove: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THEIR CHILDHOOD, AND WHEN THEY DISCOVERED MUSIC
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THAT EITHER.
"MY MOM WAS BORN --" I GO, "HEY, IF I WANT TO READ ABOUT YOUR MOM, I WOULD GET HER
BIOGRAPHY. [ LAUGHTER ] I THINK WE'RE RIDING THIS TRAIN
TOGETHER AND I THINK THAT WE'RE 50/50 ON THIS
I THINK WE'RE SPLIT DOWN THE MIDDLE, IF I'M BEING NICE. LET'S SEE THE RESULTS.
* WHAT I FEEL LIKE I DON'T KNOW YOU
ANYMORE. WHAT HAPPENED TO US? WE HAD SOMETHING
>> Questlove: WAIT, YOU DIDN'T WANT THEM TO LIKE THAT >> Jimmy: NO, I LIKE THAT THEY
LIKED IT I JUST DIDN'T EXPECT THEM TO LIKE IT.
I LIKED IT I MEAN, WE BOTH DID THE SAME THING.
I JUST THOUGHT THE NUMBERS WOULD BE MORE EVEN THIS ONES PRETTY GOOD.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS ONE BEFORE I SAY IT? >> Tariq: HATED IT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NEXT UP, "IF SOMEONE IS HAPPY AND THEY DON'T KNOW
IT, THEY SHOULD STILL CLAP THEIR HANDS, JUST IN CASE. >> Tariq: I ALWAYS SAY THAT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH WHY NOT, MAN I DON'T KNOW IF I'M HAPPY, BUT
JUST DO IT, AND YOU PROBABLY END UP HAPPY I THINK THIS ONE'S UP THERE.
* >> Questlove: THIS IS THE WINNER
>> Jimmy: THE WINNER THE LAST ONE WAS PRETTY GOOD TOO.
I THINK THIS ONE IS GOING TO TBE THE WINNER LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS
ONE RIGHT HERE >> Questlove: OH, YEAH *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
THAT'S A GOOD ONE. BUT THIS LAST ONE IS PRETTY GOOD, TOO.
BUT THAT ONE'S GOING TO BE THE WINNER, I THINK. BUT THIS LAST ONE'S GOOD
CHECK THIS ONE OUT "SURE FINDING EL CHAPO WAS HARD, BUT HAVE YOU EVER DROPPED
A BLUEBERRY? [ LAUGHTER ] *
I MEAN, IT KIND OF JUST GOES IN THE FLOOR. THE FLOOR EATS IT.
>> Tariq: YOU FIND IT MONTHS LATER. >> Jimmy: YOU FIND IT YEARS
LATER. DRIED. AND YOU GO, "HONEY, DID YOU
DROP THIS BEAD?" YEAH, I LIKED THAT ONE WHAT WAS THE LAST RECORD
>> 184 >> Jimmy: 184. IT'S GOT TO BEAT 184
IT'S GOTTA BE A GOOD ONE I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN
LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. * NO
IT DID NOT WIN [ DINGING IT WAS HIGH, BUT DID NOT WIN
THE WINNER WAS TWEET NUMBER FOUR *
[ DINGING YOU SHOULD STILL CLAP YOUR HANDS JUST IN CASE
I WILL POST THIS DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED,
GIVE IT A LIKE, GIVE IT A WETWEET. WHY NOT?
ENJOY. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT TENNIS LEGEND SERENA WILLIAMS
IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FROM THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE IN
THE COUNTRY, "BARBARIANS," JUSTIN LONG IS ON THE SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM ELLIE GOULDING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
STICK AROUND WE'RE PLAYING "CATHPHRASE" WITH SERENA AND JUSTIN AFTER THE
BREAK. COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> OKAY, OKAY. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY
UM, FRENCH EAT THIS BREAD, IT'S A LONG PIECE OF BREAD IN FRANCE
>> Jimmy: BAGUETTE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> AS A KID, TARIQ, WHO LOVES
THIS TYPE OF FOOD THAT YOU PUT BUTTER ON?
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." I'M HERE WITH TARIQ TROTTER OF
THE ROOTS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A GAME OF
"CATCHPHRASE," BUT WE NEED SOME PARTNERS JOINING MY TEAM IS ONE OF THE
GREATEST TENNIS PLAYERS OF ALL TIME GIVE IT UP FOR SERENA WILLIAMS
>> Tariq: WHOO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: COME ON. THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT A STANDING OVATION
COME ON. YOU DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING. >> WOW
>> Jimmy: YOU JUST WALKED OUT. THEY LOVE YOU THAT MUCH. COME ON, THAT'S -- THAT'S
EXACTLY RIGHT. COME ON. THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE LOVE YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU BETTER STAY STANDING TARIQ, YOUR PARTNER STARS IN THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE IN THE
COUNTRY RIGHT NOW, "BARBARIAN" -- PLEASE WELCOME JUSTIN LONG
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: STANDING OVATION
YOU GOT A STANDING OVATION >> NO, THEY WERE ALREADY STANDING
THEY WERE ALREADY STANDING I'LL TAKE IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OKAY, ENJOY, EVERYBODY. HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS.
I'M GONNA START THE ROUND BY PRESSING START ON THIS BUZZER. AND JUSTIN, YOU WILL DRAW
A CLUE FROM THE TOP OF THE PILE >> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR PARTNER TO GUESS THE CLUE AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.
THEN HAND THE BUZZER TO THE PERSON ON YOUR RIGHT IF YOU'RE HOLDING THE BUZZER
WHEN IT GOES OFF, YOUR TEAM LOSES THAT ROUND WE'RE GONNA PLAY THREE ROUNDS.
LET'S TAKE OUR POSITIONS >> MM, OKAY. >> Jimmy: SERENA, YOU'RE OVER
THERE. JUSTIN, RIGHT? >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE THERE >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SORRY.
>> Tariq: JUSTIN, IT'S YOU AND I. >> YEAH.
>> Tariq: THERE'S NO ONE ELSE EVEN HERE. JUST YOU AND I HERE.
>> I WISH THIS WERE A BEARD OFF. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THEN WE'D HAVE IT IN THE BAG >> Jimmy: WE ARE - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WE'RE IN THE ZONE RIGHT NOW. WE'RE IN THE ZONE. >> WE'RE IN THE ZONE, WE GOT
THIS [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO
>> I HAVE UTMOST RESPECT FOR YOU, BUT NOT HERE. >> Jimmy: WOW!
[ LAUGHTER ] [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER WOW, WOW, HERE WE GO
>> ANYWHERE. ANYWHERE [ BEEPING
>> Jimmy: GO >> UM, A TYPE OF FANCY LATTE "I WANT A --
>> Tariq: CHAI LATTE >> YES, BUT THIS IS A HOLIDAY SEASON, AROUND HALLOWEEN
>> OH, PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE >> YEP, YEP. [ FASTER BEEPING ]
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: UH, UH, UH, OKAY IT'S A VACUUM THAT'S A ROBOT
>> HOOVER. UM OH, GOD, I DON'T KNOW.
THAT THING THAT THING -- THE ROUND THING. >> Jimmy: YES.
>> THAT. I DON'T KNOW I DON'T USE THAT
>> Jimmy: RHYMES WITH SOMETHING YOU SWEEP WITH >> I DON'T KNOW, SWEEP
>> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU SWEEP WITH >> JEEP.
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, WHAT DO YOU SWEEP WITH WHAT DO YOU SWEEP WITH
>> A BROOM >> Jimmy: IT'S KINDA LIKE -- >> I DON'T KNOW.
I HAVE - [ LAUGHTER ] I HAVE CENTRAL VACUUMING
>> Jimmy: BUT, IT'S A -- IT'S A ONE -- >> I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT, BUT I DON'T KNOW THE NAME >> Jimmy: IT'S A ONE BLANK
APARTMENT. IT'S A ONE [ BUZZER ]
[ SAD TUBA ] I HAVE CENTRAL VACUUMING >> Tariq: SO CLOSE
CLOSE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU
DON'T KNOW --? >> I DON'T WANNA SAY - >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T KNOW
ROOMBA >> ROOMBA. >> Jimmy: YOU GOTTA GET
A ROOMBA >> I DON'T KNOW THAT [ LAUGHTER ]
>> WELL, NOW -- NOW EVERYONE DOES >> Jimmy: IT WOULD BE A GREAT
AD FOR ROOMBA, YEAH. >> Tariq: WE'RE GOOD, STILL GOOD
>> Jimmy: GOSH >> YOU SHOULD GET A FREE ROOMBA
>> THAT WAS -- THAT WAS ROUGH. I WOULD HAVE NEVER GOTTEN THAT >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT I THINK
EVENTUALLY - >> NO. >> Jimmy: YOU WERE GETTING
CLOSER AND CLOSER. >> NO, I'M - YEAH, THERE YOU GO, THANK YOU.
>> I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW ROOMBA >> I STILL WOULDN'T HAVE GOT IT
[ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK -- [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER
RHYMES WITH CROOMBA. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHAT ARE YOU, DR. SEUSS?
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. I'M GOING TO START OFF THIS ONE.
HERE WE GO AND START. [ BEEPING
OKAY IT'S A GAME WITH Xs AND Os >> COME ON
>> Jimmy: IT'S A GAME WITH - >> OH, TIC-TAC-TOE >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Tariq: IT'S A CHARACTER -- A GIRL WHO IS ALSO PART FISH
>> A MERMAID UH, "SPLASH. >> Tariq: THE FULL NAME?
>> UM, A MERMAID OH, "THE LITTLE MERMAID. >> Tariq: YES.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHEW >> OKAY.
UM, WHEN YOU'RE PLAYING TENNIS AND THE SCORE IS EVEN, AND IT'S NOT -- IT'S NOT 40-ALL, IT'S
40 - >> Jimmy: 40-LOVE. >> IF IT'S 40-40 IT IS -
>> Jimmy: DEUCE. >> YES >> Tariq: GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> OKAY, IT'S A -- IT'S A TYPE OF THING WHEN YOU TRY TO GET A
A BIG CHOICE IT'S A BIG CHOICE. AND YOU MOVE THE THINGS, YOU
PUT THE QUARTER IN, AND YOU GET, AND THE THING GOES DOWN - >> Tariq: OH, IS IT THE-
[ BUZZER A THE CLAW MACHINE >> Jimmy: NO, NO
>> Tariq: COME ON, COME ON [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER *
>> Jimmy: JUDGES [ BUZZER ] >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> THANK YOU, YES. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, LET'S PLAY THIS -- THE THIRD ROUND.
HERE WE GO THIS ROUND IS WORTH 10,000 POINTS.
>> WHOA. >> Jimmy: SO IT'S ANYONE'S GAME
LET'S DO THIS. >> WE GOT THIS >> Jimmy: THIS IS IT
COME ON. >> COME ON >> OKAY, OKAY.
>> WE WERE DOING GOOD. WE WERE DOING GOOD >> Jimmy: WE WERE PERFECT, YES
>> DO I GO AGAIN OKAY ALL RIGHT, TARIQ, WE GOT THIS.
>> READY [ BEEPING OKAY
OH, "SNAP INTO A --" >> A SLIM JIM. >> YES
>> Jimmy: WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE A TYPE OF -- LIKE, A BARN --
>> BARN DOOR >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT IT'S A - >> IT'S A HOUSE?
>> Jimmy: BLANK QUEEN SONG, BY ABBA >> I DON'T KNOW ABBA LIKE THAT
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU DO [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, IF YOU GO TO A CLUB,
YOU -- IF YOU GO TO A CLUB YOU -- >> "DANCING QUEEN.
>> Jimmy: YES, AND THEN THIS IS - >> DANCING, DANCING --
>> Jimmy: THIS A TYPE -- A TYPE OF BARN DANCE. >> A BARN -- DANCE
A BARN DANCE >> Jimmy: BUT IT'S NOT A -- IT'S NOT A -
[ FASTER BEEPING ] IT'S NOT A TRIANGLE, NOT A A CIRCLE, BUT A --
>> IT'S A SQUARE -- A SQUARE DANCE. >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Tariq: OH, A SHIRT THAT COMES ALL THE WAY UP TO HERE
>> A COLLAR -- A BIG COLLAR -- A TURTLENECK >> Tariq: YES.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> OKAY, OKAY. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY
UM, FRENCH EAT THIS BREAD, IT'S A LONG PIECE OF BREAD IN FRANCE
>> Jimmy: BAGUETTE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> AS A KID, TARIQ, WHO LOVES
THIS TYPE OF FOOD THAT YOU PUT BUTTER ON? >> Tariq: TOAST.
>> NO, NO, YOU - [ BUZZER ] [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH [ INDISCERNIBLE OUR THANKS TO SERENA WILLIAMS,
THE CHAMP. >> YES *
>> Jimmy: JUSTIN LONG, TARIQ TROTTER. WE'RE TALKING TO SERENA AFTER
THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* SO THERE'S NO CHANCE OF YOU PULLING A TOM BRADY AND MAYBE
SAYING, "YOU KNOW WHAT MAYBE I'M NOT READY. I'M EVOLVING INTO A -- COMING
BACK PICKLEBALL."
ONE OF THE GREATEST ATHLETES OF ALL TIME SHE'S WON 23 GRAND SLAM TITLES,
FOUR OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALS WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SHE'S ALSO - AMAZING. SHE'S ALSO THE AUTHOR OF THE
NEW CHILDREN'S BOOK, "THE ADVENTURES OF QAI QAI," WHICH COMES OUT SEPTEMBER 27th
EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME, THE ONE AND ONLY SERENA WILLIAMS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE
SHOW >> YES, IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK >> Jimmy: YOU KNEW THAT WE WERE
GOING TO WIN THAT GAME, RIGHT? >> OBVIOUSLY >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY.
COME ON, WE HAD TO DO THAT >> I MEAN -- >> Jimmy: WE WERE JUST TALKING
BACK - >> I TOOK IT EASY ON 'EM, YOU KNOW
>> Jimmy: RIGHT? YEAH, WE HAD TO TAKE IT EASY ON TARIQ, YEAH.
WE HAVE A LOT TO GET INTO. I -- FIRST OF ALL, YOUR EVOLUTION FROM THE GAME OF --
EVOLUTION OF LIFE FROM THE GAME OF TENNIS. >> EVOLUTION, YEAH
>> Jimmy: NOT RETIREMENT >> NO, 'CAUSE -- YOU KNOW WHAT 'CAUSE I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE -- I
THINK RETIREMENT IS SOMETHING THAT'S SUPER EARNED AND THAT PEOPLE WORK REALLY HARD FOR AND
MAYBE I HAVEN'T WORKED HARD ENOUGH BUT I JUST FEEL LIKE I'M AT AN
AGE WHERE I DEFINITELY HAVE A LOT MORE TO GIVE, AND THERE'S A LOT MORE THAT I WANT TO DO
AND SO I'M NOT GONNA BE RELAXING THERE'S SO MUCH MORE FOR ME,
AND -- >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I FEEL LIKE IT'S AN
EVOLUTION OF SERENA. AND THERE'S -- THERE'S SO MANY THINGS THAT I'VE BEEN WANTING
TO DO FOR SO MANY YEARS. AND I HAVE SUCH A PASSION FOR TENNIS FOR SO LONG THAT I HAVE
NEVER DONE IT. BUT NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME TO, LIKE, START TO ENJOY THOSE
THINGS >> Jimmy: WHEN DID YOU -- WHEN DID YOU KNOW -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU SHOULD ENJOY IT. >> I SHOULD.
IT'S HARD, IT'S SO HARD. >> Jimmy: TOO HARD, I KNOW IT'S A DIFFICULT CHOICE,
PROBABLY, BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING, "WELL, THIS IS MY THING. I WORKED SO HARD FOR THIS.
BUT IT'S ALSO VERY BRAVE OF YOU TO STOP AND BE LIKE, "NO, I HAVE OTHER THINGS I WANT TO DO
I HAVE THINGS TO OFFER." >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHEN DID YOU KNOW?
WHEN WERE YOU LIKE, "THIS IS IT I'VE TALKED TO MY HUSBAND, I'VE
TALKED TO MY FRIENDS --" WHO KNEW CAN YOU TELL US WHO KNEW
>> UM, WELL, IN THE BEGINNING, I LITERALLY COULDN'T TELL ANYONE
AND I WRITE ABOUT IT IN THE MAGAZINE, IN VOGUE I JUST SAID, THE ONLY PERSON
THAT KNEW AT ONE POINT WAS MY THERAPIST, JUST 'CAUSE I WAS -- 'CAUSE VERBALIZING IT MEANT
THAT IT WAS REAL >> Jimmy: WOW. >> AND I WAS LIKE, "I DON'T
WANT IT TO BE REAL." SO, YOU KNOW, I WASN'T QUITE SURE, LIKE, WHERE I WAS
GONNA -- WHAT I WAS GONNA DO AND I DON'T THINK YOU REALLY KNOW UNTIL -- I DON'T KNOW,
UNTIL YOU SAY IT, OR UNTIL IT'S ACTUALLY REAL. AND THEN, IT'S SO FUNNY, WHEN
EVERYTHING CAME OUT, I THOUGHT THE WHOLE TIME, I WAS STRESSED OUT, I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE
REALLY MISERABLE AND JUST SCARED OF THIS ARTICLE COMING OUT, 'CAUSE IT WAS A LOT ON ME
YOU HAVE TO THINK, I'VE BEEN PLAYING TENNIS SINCE, UM, SINCE I WAS LITERALLY IN A STROLLER.
AND THERE'S A PICTURE OF VENUS PUSHING ME IN A STROLLER AND THA'S HOW LONG I'VE BEEN
AROUND TENNIS. AND FOR ME TO SUDDENLY, LIKE, HAVE TO BE DONE, IT WAS LIKE,
OKAY, WELL, YOU KNOW, THIS IS A BIG THING. BUT ANYWAY, WHEN IT CAME OUT, I
WAS ACTUALLY RELIEVED, AND I DIDN'T EXPECT TO FEEL THAT WAY I FELT GOOD.
>> Jimmy: YOU WERE RELIEVED? >> YES I FELT PRETTY GOOD
AND THEN, UM, YEAH, I WAS LIKE, "OKAY, YEAH. IT'S LIKE, WHEN YOU WANT TO
ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING AND YOU DON'T DO IT, BUT THEN WHEN YOU FINALLY DO IT, IT'S LIKE, "OH,
IT WASN'T AS BAD AS I THOUGHT IT WAS." >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> YOU KNOW? AND THAT'S KIND OF WHAT IT WAS LIKE
I SHOULD HAVE DONE IT TEN YEARS AGO. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT WE'RE SAYING. SO THERE'S NO CHANCE OF YOU
PULLING A TOM BRADY AND MAYBE SAYING, "YOU KNOW WHAT MAYBE I'M NOT READY.
I'M EVOLVING INTO A -- COMING BACK PICKLEBALL."
>> YOU KNOW WHAT [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT?
TOM BRADY STARTED AN AMAZING TREND. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YES. HE STARTED AN AMAZING TREND. [ APPLAUSE ]
>> THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO SAY. >> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL YOU'RE
GONNA SAY. THAT'S VERY SMART. I READ SOMEWHERE THAT YOU'RE
NOT GOOD AT SAYING GOODBYES. >> NO, NO. >> Jimmy: SO YOU DON'T REALLY
WANT TO MAKE A BIG FANFARE LIKE - "GOODBYE, EVERYONE
GOODBYE, GOODBYE, GOODBYE. >> NO. I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT, YOU
KNOW, AT THE END OF IT I WOULD JUST, UM, JUST LEAVE QUIETLY AND JUST, LIKE, NOT SAY
ANYTHING AND JUST MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, LIKE, ON SOCIAL MEDIA OR
SOMETHING. THAT'S HOW I ALWAYS THOUGHT -- THAT'S HOW I ALWAYS ENVISIONED
IT >> Jimmy: YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SNEAK AWAY?
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: LIKE, "OH, BY THE WAY.
BYE, ZIGGY." YEAH, RIGHT. >> YEAH, YOU KNOW.
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU LIKE THAT AT A PARTY? LIKE, IF I HAVE YOU AT MY
PARTY, WILL YOU LEAVE AND NOT TELL ME? >> YEAH, I MEAN, IF IT'S NOT -
[ LAUGHTER ] IF IT'S NOT HAPPENING, IF YOU'RE NOT PLAYING THE RIGHT
MUSIC, AND I'M NOT DANCING, I'M OUT OF THERE >> Jimmy: I'M PLAYING THE
RIGHT -- REALLY? NOT EVEN THE -- YOU JUST GO, LIKE, "I'LL BE RIGHT BACK?
OR DO YOU, LIKE -- >> WELL, I'VE DONE THAT ACTUALLY ON A DATE ONCE.
I -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ON A DATE ONCE
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>> WELL, I WAS NOT HAVING A GREAT -- IT WAS YEARS AGO, OBVIOUSLY.
BUT I WAS NOT HAVING A GREAT DATE, AND SO I JUST WENT TO THE BATHROOM
>> Jimmy: AND NEVER CAME BACK? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ SAD TUBA ]
[ RIM SHOT ] AND NEVER CAME BACK? >> I'VE YET TO GO BACK
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. NO WAY >> IT WAS FUN, I WAS YOUNG
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> NO NEED TO WASTE TIME I CAN'T WASTE TIME
>> Jimmy: WHEN I SAW YOU AT WIMBLEDON IN LONDON, DID YOU KNOW
THAT YOU WERE GONNA -- >> YEAH, I DID, I DID. AND IT WAS HEAVY
LIKE, I WAS HEAVY FOR MONTHS >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW, AND I DUNNO IF YOU
KNEW MY ENERGY, BUT I WAS JUST SO HEAVY, AND I JUST WASN'T EVEN ROCKING OUT THE WAY I
WANTED TO ROCK OUT I WAS JUST SITTING THERE BUT, LITERALLY, WHEN IT CAME
OUT, LIKE, ALL THIS STUFF JUST GOT RELEASED, AND I JUST FELT BETTER
>> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY THERE'S SO MANY THINGS I WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHAT'S NEXT FOR
YOU. BUT -- SERENA VENTURES, IS THAT -- I MEAN, THAT'S ALREADY
CRUSHING IT. >> YEAH, AND YOU KNOW A LOT ABOUT THE INVESTING WORLD, BUT
I'VE BEEN INVESTING FOR -- THIS IS MY TENTH YEAR OF DOING IT NOW.
SO WE FINALLY TOOK OUTSIDE CAPITAL, AND WE RAISED A LOT OF MONEY, AND WE INVESTED IN LOTS
OF WOMEN AND LOTS PEOPLE OF COLOR, AND -- AND JUST LITERALLY EVERYONE
EVERYONE HAS A SEAT AT OUR TABLE. AND SO THAT'S WHAT WE WANT TO
SEE MORE IN THE INVESTING WORLD, IS LIKE, GIVING EVERYONE AN OPPORTUNITY, AND REALLY JUST
INVESTING IN FOUNDERS, YOU KNOW AND JUST -- SO THAT'S KIND OF,
THAT'S THE MISSION THAT WE STARTED, AND WE'RE KEEPING IT UP
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE CRUSHING IT YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB WITH THAT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE THAT AND DOING REALLY WELL
>> THANK YOU THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: IT'S VERY HARD TO GET
THAT OFF THE GROUND. YOU'VE DONE IT BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT "THE
ADVENTURES OF QAI QAI. THIS IS VERY, VERY CUTE. QAI QAI.
>> I LOVE HOW YOU DO THAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THANK YOU. IT'S A PARTY
I LOVE CHILDREN'S BOOKS, AND I HAVE TWO LITTLE GIRLS. THEY'RE GONNA LOVE THIS.
BASICALLY IT'S ABOUT A GIRL WHO HAS HER DOLL, QAI QAI, AND SHE TALKS TO TO DOLL, AND IS LIKE,
"I GET NERVOUS ABOUT DOING A A PERFORMANCE. AND THE DOLL TALKS HER THROUGH
IT AND SHE'S LIKE, "DO YOU WANT TO COME OUT WITH ME?"
AND SPOILER ALERT, SHE'S LIKE, "I'M NOT ALLOWED TO BRING THE DOLL
I HAVE TO DO IT MYSELF." AND THE STRENGTH WAS IN HER THE WHOLE TIME
>> I'M PROUD OF YOU FOR READING IT >> Jimmy: OF COURSE I READ IT,
ARE YOU KIDDING ME >> I WAS GONNA QUIZ YOU. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AND NOW I DON'T HAVE TO QUIZ YOU. >> Jimmy: NO, I LOVE THIS BOOK
IT'S JUST -- "BELIEVE IN YOURSELF BELIEVE IT, AND DO IT, AND YOU
CAN DO ANYTHING. >> THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S -- "THE ADVENTURES OF
QAI QAI" IS ALL ABOUT THAT -- YOU CAN DO ANYTHING. >> Jimmy: YOU CAN DO ANYTHING.
>> YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS, "THE
ADVENTURES OF QAI QAI. SERENA WILLIAMS, EVERYBODY >> THANK YOU
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SEPTEMBER 27th WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
JUSTIN LONG, EVERYBODY STICK AROUND CONGRATULATIONS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS
A TALENTED ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE NUMBER ONE FILM IN THE COUNTRY, "BARBARIAN," WHICH IS
IN THEATERS RIGHT NOW. PLEASE WELCOME, JUSTIN LONG!
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE, COULDN'T HAPPEN TO A BETTER,
HARD WORKING DUDE RIGHT THERE. JUSTIN LONG. >> THANKS.
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW >> SO GOOD TO BE HERE.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "BARBARIAN." BUT I HAVE LOTS OF THINGS TO
TALK TO YOU ABOUT. FIRST OF ALL, I SAW YOU YESTERDAY WITH DREW BARRYMORE.
>> YES >> Jimmy: ON HER SHOW. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS FANTASTIC. >> IT WAS SO NICE TO SEE HER
IT WAS SO GOOD TO -- IT WAS WILD TO DO THAT IN FRONT OF, YOU KNOW, TO RECONNECT WITH
STRANGERS ON TV. >> Jimmy: DID YOU SEE EACH OTHER BACKSTAGE BEFORE
>> NO. YOU KNOW, SHE -- WE HAD SEEN EACH OTHER, YOU KNOW, IN THE
LAST COUPLE OF YEARS WE FACE-TIMED AS SHE MENTIONED BUT IT WAS -- IT WAS SURREAL TO
DO THAT. AND YOU KNOW, SHE'S -- SHE GOT REALLY VULNERABLE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, SHE GETS EMOTIONAL, YEAH. AND YOU KEPT YOUR COOL, THOUGH
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO GET SHAKY. HE WAS SO CUTE, OBVIOUSLY.
BIG SURPRISE, HE WAS CUTE. >> Jimmy: YEAH BIG SURPRISE, HE REALLY WAS
CUTE >> IT WASN'T AN ACT. I SAID TO HIM, BECAUSE,
OBVIOUSLY, HE LOVES -- WE ALL KNOW HE LOVES CORN BUT I SAID, WHAT ARE SOME OF
THE THINGS YOU DON'T REALLY LIKE WHAT ARE YOU NOT CRAZY ABOUT
>> Jimmy: THIS IS AN EXCLUSIVE >> THIS IS A BIG SCOOP, GUYS SO -
>> Jimmy: THIS IS GOING TO BE ALL OVER JOE'S CHAIR TOMORROW. >> YEAH, SO I CAN REPORT THAT
TARIK DOES NOT LIKE STRAWBERRIES, OR PEACHES OR -- SORRY TO SAY, "SONIC THE
HEDGEHOG 2," BUT HE LOVES "ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS." [ LAUGHTER ]
SO, HE PREFERS A CHIPMUNK TO A A HEDGEHOG SORRY, BEN SCHWARTZ AND
EVERYONE IN "SONIC THE HEDGEHOG." >> Jimmy: I WANTED TO ASK YOU
WHILE I HAD YOU, BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE A GREAT ACTOR BUT YOU'RE ALSO VERY GOOD AT
DOING IMPRESSIONS. WE'VE ALWAYS DONE THEM TO EACH OTHER BACKSTAGE.
>> YEAH, PEOPLE LOVE IT. PEOPLE AROUND US ARE - >> Jimmy: I HOPE PEOPLE LOVE
IT >> -- NOT AT ALL ANNOYED BY OUR --
>> Jimmy: NO HERE'S YOU THIS IS IN -- THIS IS IN "WALK
HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY. >> OH, YEAH. YEAH
>> Jimmy: AND YOU WERE GEORGE HARRISON. >> OH, MAN
IT WAS A THRILL. >> Jimmy: WITH PAUL RUDD, JASON SCHWARTZMAN.
JACK BLACK >> AND THE GREAT - >> Jimmy: JOHN C. REILLY
>> I MEAN, THESE ARE ALL MY FAVORITE -- NOT MYSELF ALL MY -- SOME OF MY FAVORITE
PERFORMERS AND SO I GOT THIS CALL - >> Jimmy: WERE YOU NERVOUS TO
PLAY WITH THE BEATLES? >> I WAS BECAUSE IT WAS -- YOU KNOW, THE
STAKES COULDN'T BE HIGHER. IT'S THE BEATLES IF YOU LIKE MUSIC, YOU LOVE THE
BEATLES. AND I GREW UP LISTENING -- YOU KNOW, WE BOTH --
EVERYONE LOVES THE BEATLES I DON'T HAVE TO MAKE THAT POINT.
SO, I GOT -- >> Jimmy: JUDD CALLED YOU? >> JUDD CALLED AND SAID, "I
WANT YOU TO PLAY GEORGE HARRISON. AND I, OF COURSE, SAID YES
SHE -- BUT SO, I WENT BACK WE HAD A DAY TO PREPARE. SO, I CALLED PAUL RUDD, WHO --
THIS IS A VERY NAME-DROPPY STORY. BUT YOU MENTIONED THEM ALL, SO
PAUL WAS PLAYING JOHN LENNON AND I SAID, "PAUL, YOU KNOW, I'M NERVOUS.
WE'RE PLAYING THE BEATLES. AND HE'S LIKE, "DUDE, I'M NERVOUS, TOO."
"I KNOW, WE ONLY HAVE A DAY. AND SO, I WENT OVER TO HIS HOTEL ROOM
AND WE JUST WATCHED AS MUCH FOOTAGE AS WE COULD OF THE BEATLES AND INTERVIEWS AND
STUFF. AND WHILE WE WERE THERE, JASON SCHWARTZMAN CALLED
HE WAS PLAYING RINGO AND HE SAID, "DUDE, I'M SO NERVOUS.
ARE YOU GUYS NERVOUS?" AND SO, THE THREE OF US WERE, YOU KNOW, SHARING OUR NERVES
WITH EACH OTHER. AND AS WE WERE WATCHING THEM, I NEVER REALLY REALIZED HOW
DISTINCT THEY ALL WERE YOU DO SUCH A GREAT -- >> Jimmy: HOW DOES PAUL GO
>> WELL PAUL -- PAUL'S VERY -- WITH HIM, I LIKE TO LIKE HOOK INTO SOMETHING
LIKE IF IT'S A WORD OR JUST SORT OF A LOOK HE'S GOT HIS EYEBROW ALWAYS
KIND OF UP LIKE THIS AND IT'S VERY SING SONGY, YOU KNOW
AND HE SAYS, "YOU KNOW," A LOT YOU KNOW, UP AND DOWN. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU KNOW, YEAH
>> AND SO, IT'S SORT OF LIKE THIS >> Jimmy: WE'RE THE BEATLES,
YOU KNOW YEAH >> AND WE'RE DOING THIS.
>> Jimmy: IT'S GOOD. >> AND THEN, JOHN IS -- THERE'S SOMETHING KIND OF NASALLY ABOUT
JOHN YOU KNOW, JOHN'S VERY -- IT'S ALL KIND OF DIRECTED THROUGH
THE NOSE THERE >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S VERY NASALLY.
SPEAKING ONLY THROUGH HIS NOSE >> SORT OF LIKE THAT, YES. AND RINGO, YOU HAVE TO -- IT'S
THE LEAST FLATTERING -- THE MOST UNFLATTERING. YOU KIND OF HAVE TO PUT YOUR
HEAD BACK LIKE THIS. AND KIND OF ACT LIKE THIS. BUT I THOUGHT, "GEORGE, WHAT IS
GEORGE'S HOOK? AND I REALIZED IT WAS JUST - HE'S -- HE'S JUST SO
CONTEMPLATIVE. AND EVERYTHING IS SORT OF LIKE THIS
OF COURSE, I WAS SAD WHEN JOHN DIED BUT IT WAS -- YOU KNOW, I KNEW
I KNEW I WAS SAD BECAUSE I NEVER WOULD PLAY GUITAR WITH HIM AGAIN.
>> Jimmy: WOW, WOW, WOW! THAT IS GOOD YOU DO ALL THE BEATLES
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> SO, THEN, WERE LIKE -- SO AT THE END OF THIS --
AT THE END OF THIS -- SESSION WITH PAUL, I'M LEAVING PAUL RUDD, I'M LEAVING HIS
HOTEL ROOM AND HE SAID -- YOU KNOW I SHOULDN'T --
HE SAID, "I WONDER HOW JACK BLACK'S FEELING." YOU KNOW, CAUSE JACK'S GOT THE
PLAY PAUL McCARTNEY. AND PAUL SAID, "I SHOULDN'T TELL YOU THIS.
BUT I RAN INTO JACK THE OTHER DAY. AND I ASKED HIM THAT."
I SAID, "AREN'T YOU NERVOUS? WE'RE PLAYING THE BEATLES. AND HE SAID, "NO, DUDE, I GOT
IT IT'S IN THE BAG. AND PAUL GOES, HOW DID YOU DO?
AND HE GOES, "DUDE, JUST WATCH 'HARD DAYS NIGHT.' THAT'S ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS
WATCH 'HARD DAYS NIGHT.' SO, WE WERE LIKE, "OH [ BLEEP ] NO."E >> Jimmy: DUDE
>> DUDE. IT'S IN THE BAG. >> Jimmy: DUDE, IT'S IN THE
BAG. >> I GOT IT, DUDE. I [ BLEEP ] GOT IT, DUDE
[ LAUGHTER ] AND SO, WERE LIKE, OH, JACK'S GOING TO BLOW US ALL OUT OF THE
WATER. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE HE IS
>> WE SHOW UP ON SET AND JACK'S GOT THE FIRST LINE IN REHEARSAL
AND HE GOES -- HE'S GOT THE OUTFIT ON. HE'S DOING THE EYE BROWS
YOU KNOW, HE'S GOT THAT KIND OF GOING. AND HE GOES -- HE'S RIGHT HERE
AND HE GOES, I'M PAUL McCARTNEY, EH [ LAUGHTER ]
LIKE, FULL ON SCOTTISH I LOOKED AT RUDD AND WE'RE LIKE, WHAT'S GOING ON?
AND -- BUT -- BUT THE LESSON THAT WE LEARNED, WHICH WE SHOULDN'T HAVE NEEDED TO LEARN
IS THAT JACK STILL STOLE THE SHOW BECAUSE HE'S [ BLEEP ] JACK BLACK, THE GREATEST OF ALL
TIME >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. DON'T WORRY.
DON'T OVERTHINK IT >> YES, EXACTLY. WE WERE OVERTHINKING IT.
AND HE WAS JUST -- HE'S LIKE, "EVERYONE KNOWS I'M NOT PAUL McCARTNEY
I'M JACK BLACK." AND IT WAS SO FUNNY. IT WAS SO GOOD
HE WAS BRILLIANT >> Jimmy: I LOVE JACK BLACK. >> I LOVE JACK BLACK
EVERYONE LOVES JACK BLACK. >> Jimmy: HE COULD DO THAT LET'S TALK ABOUT THE -
YOU'RE IN THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE, RIGHT NOW, IN THE COUNTRY, "BARBARIAN."
CONGRATULATIONS ON THIS. >> THANKS. >> Jimmy: FRIGHTENING.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> SO FUN. >> Jimmy: SCARY MOVIES GETTING
GREAT REVIEWS. HOW DID YOU FEEL WHEN YOU FOUND OUT IT WAS THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE
IN THE COUNTRY >> IT WAS EXCITING I GOT A TEXT -- I WAS IN MY
PLACE, WHICH YOU'VE BEEN TO UP IN MASSACHUSSETS I LIVE IN KIND OF A RURAL AREA
UP THERE AND ALL OF MY NEIGHBORS ARE OVER 70.
AND MY FRIENDS, NICK, MIKE, ALL OF THEM NAMES -- MOEK, MARK. AND SO, I WAS HANGING OUT WITH
THEM AND HE SAID, WE GOT THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE.
AND I SAID -- I SAID IT TO THEM I WAS PROUD.
I HAD A MOMENT WHERE I SAID, "HEY, YOU GUYS, I'M IN THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE."
AND THEY SAID, "OH, YEAH WHAT'S IT CALLED?" I SAID IT'S "BARBARIAN."
AND HE SAID, "OH, OKAY." AND ONE OF THEM SAID, "HEY, BY THE WAY, WHY AREN'T YOU EVER
WATERING YOUR GARDEN?" AND I SAID, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN? HE GOES, "YOU'RE NEVER HERE.
YOU'RE NEVER HERE. AND MICK'S HAVING TO WATER YOUR GARDEN."
>> Jimmy: THEY COULD CARE LESS >> CARE LESS >> Jimmy: THEY CAN CARE LESS
ABOUT THIS MOVIE >> AND I SAID, "WELL, I'VE BEEN PROMOTING THIS MOVIE."
HE GOES, "PROMOTING? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO THAT FOR?
HE SAYS, "YOU GOTTA WATER THE GARDEN." [ LAUGHTER ]
AND AS I WAS LEAVING I SAID TO MICK -- I SAID TO HIM, "ARE YOU GOING SEE 'BARBARIAN.'
HE GOES, "OH, YEAH I'M GOING TO GO TO THE LOCAL MULTIPLEX.
THE JOKE BEING THERE'S NO MOVIE THEATER ANYWHERE NEAR WHERE I LIVE
SO, THEY'RE NOT GOING TO WATCH IT >> Jimmy: THEY'RE NOT GOING TO
WATCH IT THAT'S A GOOD HUMBLE PIE THERE FOR YOU.
>> IT WAS. IT WAS -- EVERYTHING'S RELATIVE
>> Jimmy: I LOVE ZACK CRAIGER, BY THE WAY HE'S GREAT
HE WROTE AND DIRECTED THIS >> YES >> Jimmy: HE'S TALENTED.
>> FROM "THE WHITEST KIDS YOU KNOW," THE SKETCH COMEDY GROUP >> Jimmy: TALENTED GUY
>> REALLY BRILLIANT. >> Jimmy: BUT IT'S FRIGHTENING >> IT IS
IT'S SCARY IT'S WILD. AND THERE'S SOME TURNS
AND IT'S ONE OF THOSE MOVIES THAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE TALKING ABOUT IT
BUT WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT. SO, IT'S A LITTLE CHALLENGING.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, WELL I GUESS THAT'S THE FUN PART OF THESE SCARY MOVIES
BECAUSE YOU'RE LIKE, "WELL, DON'T SPOIL IT." BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE THING
COULD BE A -- POSSIBLY, A SPOILER. >> TOTALLY
AND IT IS. IT REALLY IS THE TWISTS AND TURNS ARE WILD.
FUN. >> Jimmy: YOU COULD SAY SOMEONE MOVES INTO A -- RENTS A HOUSE.
>> NO. NO DON'T SAY -- YEAH, WE CAN
SAY -- IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S ALL RIGHT WE CAN SAY THERE ARE PEOPLE IN
IT >> Jimmy: OKAY >> NO, NO.
YES, SOMEONE RENTS A HOUSE SOMEONE RENTS A HOUSE. >> Jimmy: SOMEONE RENTS
A HOUSE. >> AN AIRBNB YEAH, IT'S AN AIRBNB
THAT'LL SELL IT. SOMEONE RENTS A HOUSE. >> Jimmy: YEAH
THAT'S A GREAT STORY SOMEONE RENTS AN AIRBNB. >> NO, SORRY, JIM.
WAIT, SORRY. THEY RENT A HOUSE, AND IT GETS DOUBLE-BOOKED.
SO, BILL SKARSGARD AND GEORGINA CAMBELL, WHO ARE SO GOOD, THEY -- THEY FIND
THEMSELVES TOGETHER IN THIS -- NOT AN AIRBNB, IT'S A SCARE-BNB.
>> Jimmy: IS THERE ANYTHING YOU LEARNED FROM MAKING THIS FILM FOR THE FUTURE
ANYTHING YOU LIKE -- >> I WOULD JUST SAY I LOVE AIRBNB
IT'S A GREAT COMPANY THEY DO A LOT OF GREAT WORK WITH -
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, OF COURSE >> BUT I WOULD SAY, CHECK THE
BASEMENT THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO DO FROM NOW ON.
WINK >> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL YOU GOTTA SAY RIGHT THERE.
THAT IS THE BEST WAY YOU CAN EVER SELL THIS MOVIE >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S JUSTIN LONG IN
"BARBARIAN." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> I LIKE TO LET MY BABY
DETERMINE HOW LONG HE LIKES TO NURSE. >> OH, GOD
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JUSTIN LONG! "BARBARIAN" IS IN THEATERS
RIGHT NOW. ELLIE GOULDING PERFORMS FOR US AFTER THE BREAK.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: PERFORMING "EASY LOVER," ONE OF MY FAVORITES, ELLIE GOULDING, EVERYBODY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * IT WAS NEVER EASY, LOVE
WHEN YOU'VE GIVEN AL YOU'VE GOT TO EACH OTHER AND THEN EVERY TIME *
* IT'S HARDER TO RECOVE WE'RE ONLY YOUNG WE'RE ONLY YOUNG
IT WAS NEVER EASY, LOVER * * I JUST WANTED YOU TO PULL PULL ME CLOSER
YET YOU ALWAYS SEEME TO GO EVEN FURTHER * * WE ARE ONLY YOUNG
WE ARE ONLY YOUN AND I'VE BEEN WALKIN IN A STRAIGHT LINE *
* FINDING THIS AGAI BUT EVERY TIME I LEAVE YOU PULL ME BACK I
EASY LOVER * * KEEP IT COOL ON M DON'T BE CRUEL TO ME
'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'VE DONE IT BEFORE * * EASY LOVE
KEEP IT COOL ON ME GIVE IT ALL TO M 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'VE *
* DONE IT BEFOR EASY LOVER, AH, AH, AH EASY LOVER, AH, AH, AH *
* TO BE HONES WE WERE ABLE TO BE TOGETHER
MAYBE SOMETHING * * BUT I NEED YOUR TOUCH RIGHT HERE ON THE TABLE *
* WE ARE ONLY YOUNG WE ARE ONLY YOUN AND I'VE BEEN WALKIN
IN A STRAIGHT LINE * * FINDING THIS AGAI BUT EVERY TIME I LEAVE
YOU PULL ME BACK I EASY LOVER * * KEEP IT COOL ON M
DON'T BE CRUEL TO ME 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'VE DONE IT BEFORE *
* EASY LOVE KEEP IT COOL ON ME GIVE IT ALL TO M
'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'VE * * DONE IT BEFOR EASY LOVER, AH, AH, AH
EASY LOVER, AH, AH, AH * * 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'V DONE IT BEFORE
EASY LOVER, AH, AH, AH EASY LOVER, AH, AH, AH * * IT'S GONE TOO FAR AND
TOO DEEP, I CAN'T SLEE I'M STILL FOOLISHL IN LOVE WITH YOU *
* JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER GIRL YOU PROMISED
I CAN'T STOP BELIEVING * * YOU WANT ME AND YOU'RE FOOLISHLY
IN LOVE * * BUT YOU'RE NO SO I'LL TAKE A SHOT *
* EASY LOVE OH, KEEP IT COOL ON ME DON'T BE CRUEL TO ME
'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'VE * * DONE IT BEFOR EASY LOVER
KEEP IT COOL ON ME GIVE IT ALL TO ME * * 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'V
DONE IT BEFORE EASY LOVER KEEP IT COOL ON ME *
* KEEP IT COOL ON M 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'VE DONE IT BEFORE *
* EASY LOVER, AH, AH, A EASY LOVER, AH, AH, AH * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS! THAT VOICE
COME ON. FANTASTIC. ELLIE GOULDING
THAT VOICE OH, MAN. "EASY LOVER" IS OUT NOW.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO SERENA WILLIAMS, JUSTIN LONG, ELLIE GOULDING, ONCE AGAIN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY BYE-BYE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE