>> HEY, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: THE SHOW'S ABOUT TO
START. YOU READY? YEAH, LET'S GO
LET'S DO THIS, BUDDY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE STUCK!
>> ARE WE STUCK IN A DOORFRAME >> Jimmy: I CAN'T -- I CAN'T GET OUT.
>> HELP. >> Jimmy: HELP >> HELP.
WE'RE STUCK. >> Jimmy: WE'RE STUCK IN THE DOOR
>> CAN SOMEONE HELP, PLEASE. >> Jimmy: HELP >> PLEASE.
>> Jimmy: HELP, WE'RE STUCK. >> PLEASE HELP >> Jimmy: FRED, ARE YOU FALLING
ASLEEP [ LAUGHTER ] FRED, WAKE UP, WAKE UP
FRED >> SORRY, I THINK THE BODY HEAT MADE ME TIRED.
>> Jimmy: I'M GETTING HUNGRY >> ME TOO. I HAVE A GRANOLA BAR IN CASE I
EVER GET STUCK IN A DOORFRAME, BUT I -- CAN'T REACH IT
>> Jimmy: OH, GOSH HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET OUT? >> I THINK WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO CUT OFF YOUR ARM. >> Jimmy: WHY DO WE HAVE TO CUT OFF MY ARM
>> BECAUSE I'M THE ONE WITH THE BONE SAW >> Jimmy: HOLD ON.
YOUR SHOULDER PADS THEY'RE INFLATABLE, RIGHT? >> OF COURSE THEY ARE.
[ AIR DEFLATING [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD.
LET'S DO THE SHOW, YEAH. >> OH, WAIT. I FORGOT MY GRANOLA BAR.
>> Jimmy: OH, I'LL GET IT. >> COME ON
*
>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE
TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS
GUESTS - FRED ARMISEN LETITIA WRIGHT
DAVID BLAINE AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW
>> Questlove: 1710 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR
WELCOME, EVERYBODY THANK YOU SO MUCH. WELCOME.
ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
WELL, EVERYONE LOVES GOOD NEWS GUYS, YOU WANT TO HEAR SOME GOOD NEWS?
>> Audience: YEAH. >> Jimmy: THIS MORNING, PRESIDENT BIDEN ANNOUNCED THAT
AFTER DAYS OF NEGOTIATIONS, RAILROAD COMPANIES AND UNIONS REACHED A DEAL TO AVOID
A NATIONAL RAIL STRIKE YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK GOODNESS YEAH, THE PRESIDENT HELPED BROKER A DEAL THAT WENT DOWN TO
THE WIRE ALL NIGHT LONG, BIDEN WAS LIKE, "I THINK I CAN, I THINK I CAN,
I THINK I CAN. THERE'S NO WAY THAT THERE COULD HAVE BEEN A RAIL STRIKE UNDER
BIDEN. I MEAN, HE RODE A TRAIN TO WORK EVERY DAY FOR 40 YEARS
THAT'D BE LIKE A TANNING BED SHORTAGE UNDER TRUMP YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
YEAH, A STRIKE WOULD HAVE MEANT LOTS OF AMTRAK DELAYS AND CANCELLATIONS.
AND NOW THAT THE STRIKE HAS BEEN AVOIDED, THERE WILL STILL BE DELAYS AND CANCELLATIONS.
I MEAN, IT'S JUST -- [ LAUGHTER ] I SAW THAT MIKE PENCE WAS IN
THE NEWS I GUESS HE STOPPED AT A COLLEGE AND WENT TO A BASKETBALL COURT
AND TOOK A VIDEO LOOK AT THE VIDEO HE POSTED.
YEAH
HE DRAINED THE SHOT. YEAH IN FACT, PENCE WAS SO
IMPRESSIVE, HE ACTUALLY IS STARRING IN A NEW BASKETBALL MOVIE, "WHITEST MAN CAN'T
JUMP." IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. [ LAUGHTER ]
I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. SOME BUSINESS NEWS, WALMART HAS A NEW ONLINE FEATURE WHERE YOU
UPLOAD A SEMINUDE PHOTO OF YOURSELF, AND THEN YOU CAN VIRTUALLY TRY ON THE CLOTHING
TO SEE WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE ON YOUR BODY KIND OF WEIRD WHEN A COMPANY IS
LIKE, "GO AHEAD, JUST SEND US YOUR NUDES." [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU GO - WELL, THIS IS FUN. THE FINALIST FOR THE NATIONAL
TOY HALL OF FAME HAVE BEEN ANNOUNCED. AND SOME OF THE TOYS INCLUDE
LITE-BRITE [ APPLAUSE ] LOVE LITE-BRIGHT
POUND PUPPIES. >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: AND NERF
OF COURSE, NERF. [ APPLAUSE ] OF COURSE, THERE WERE A LOT OF
TOYS THAT FAILED TO MAKE THE CUT THIS YEAR. OF COURSE, FIRST THERE'S SQUARE
BALL [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP IS 10-VOLT SLINKY.
THAT'S A TOUGH ONE AND FINALLY, OF COURSE, MR. MASHED POTATO HEAD
IT'S JUST -- THEY DIDN'T MAKE IT THIS YEAR [ APPLAUSE ]
YOU GUYS, BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER, I HAVE TO ISSUE A A QUICK APOLOGY.
ON TUESDAY, WE HERE AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW" FORGOT TO ACKNOWLEDGE A VERY IMPORTANT
HOLIDAY. THAT'S RIGHT I'M TALKING ABOUT NATIONAL BALD
IS BEAUTIFUL DAY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT HAPPENED, AND WE DIDN'T SAY
ANYTHING SO, TO ANYONE OUT THERE WHO CELEBRATES, I JUST WANT TO SAY
THAT I'M SORRY [ LAUGHTER ] I KNOW IT'S A SPECIAL DAY FOR
YOU, AND YOU DESERVE TO FEEL SPECIAL. SO, WHOEVER YOU ARE, I HOPE YOU
HAVE THE BEST, SHINIEST, SMOOTHEST DAY, EVEN IF YOU'RE HIDING UNDER AN OBVIOUS TOUPEE
MOVING ON. HERE WE GO [ LAUGHTER ]
SOME -- SOME SPORTS NEWS TONIGHT WAS THE DEBUT OF THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL ON
AMAZON PRIME VIDEO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S A PAIRING -- IT'S A
A PAIRING THAT ACTUALLY MAKES MORE SENSE THAN YOU THINK. WATCH THIS
>> THIS FALL, AMAZON IS THE HOME OF THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL
BECAUSE ONLY AMAZON CAN BRING YOU THE BEST THROWS. [ LAUGHTER ]
THE BEST TACKLES [ LAUGHTER ] AND, OF COURSE, DA BEARS
[ LAUGHTER ] AMAZON, WE DELIVER THE ACTION STRAIGHT TO YOU.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH ISN'T THAT -- THAT'S PERFECT
I THINK IT'S PERFECT OH, AND FINALLY, YOU GUYS, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEW -- THIS
NEW SMOKED SAUSAGE RECALL. IT'S NOT GOOD. CHECK THIS OUT
FOR YOU, TONIGHT, ON A PRODUCT YOU MAY HAVE IN YOUR FREEZER SUNSET FARM FOODS IS RECALLING
THEIR GEORGIA SPECIAL CHICKEN AND PORK SMOKED SAUSAGE. >> Tariq: WHAT
AW MAN I JUST BOUGHT A PACK OF THAT FOR MY BARBECUE THIS WEEKEND
>> Jimmy: I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT, TARIQ. >> Tariq: IT'S OKAY.
I'VE STILL GOT OTHER MEATS AT HOME I'M TALKING FRESH GROUND BEEF,
GROUND CHUCK, AND GROUND SIRLOIN. >> Jimmy: THAT SOUNDS PRETTY
GOOD >> Tariq: YEAH, YEAH I GOT THEM TODAY AT SCHNUCKS ON
MID RIVER'S MALL DRIVE I FORGET WHEN I PICKED THEM UP I THINK IT WAS SOMETIME AFTER
10:15 IN THE MORNING BUT IT WAS DEFINITELY BEFORE 2:30 IN THE AFTERNOON.
>> Jimmy: OH >> Tariq: OH, WHAT >> Jimmy: ROLL THE CLIP.
BEEF SOLD IN IT'S STORE ON MID RIVERS MALL DRIVE. THIS RECALL IS FOR FRESH GROUND
BEEF, GROUND CHUCK, AND GROUND SIRLOIN SOLD TODAY BETWEEN 10:15 IN THE MORNING AND
2:30 IN THE AFTERNOON. >> Tariq: WHAT I MEAN, YOU'VE GOT TO BE
KIDDING ME >> Jimmy: I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT, TARIQ.
>> MAN, I WAS GOING TO MAKE SURF AND TURF. I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE SURF.
>> Jimmy: THAT STILL SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD. >> Tariq: YEAH
YOU KNOW ME. ALWAYS GOT BUMBLE BEE SMOKED CLAMS IN MY KITCHEN.
I'M A CERTIFIED SEAFOOD FAN.
TAKE A CLOSE LOOK INSIDE THE KITCHEN.
BUMBLE BEE IS VOLUNTARILY RECALLING SOME OF ITS SMOKED CLAMS FOR SAFETY CONCERNS.
>> Tariq: COME ON. >> Jimmy: I'M SORRY, TARIQ I'M SURE YOU'LL FIGURE
SOMETHING OUT FOR YOUR BARBECUE >> Tariq: WHATEVER
NO SURF, NO TURF I DON'T NEED TO COOK ANYTHING. I'LL JUST CHILL IN MY BACKYARD
MAYBE KICK BACK IN ONE OF MY NEW OUTDOOR METAL HANGING CHAIRS
I GOT THEM AT TJX.
CUSTOMERS. THE DEPARTMENT STORE CHAIN IS
RECALLING ROUGHLY 5,200 OUTDOOR METAL HANGING CHAIRS [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Tariq: FINE, BUT IF I CAN'T COOK OR SIT, I'M STILL GOING TO GET THE YARD LOOKING FRESH WITH
MY NEW SUN JOE CORDLESS LAWN MOWER. >> Jimmy: THAT'S COOL.
>> Tariq: YEAH, I USUALLY TRY TO GET THE WHOLE FAMILY OUT ON THE LAWN AND THEN LINE THE KIDS
UP AROUND ME THEY LIKE TO LAY DOWN IN THE GRASS AND WATCH DADDY MOW.
SUN JOE LAWN MOWERS. THE COMPANY SAYS THE MOWER BLADE CAN DETACH UNEXPECTEDLY.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: I'M OVER IT, MAN I'M JUST GOING TO LISTEN TO
SOME MUSIC ON MY NEW HEADPHONES >> Jimmy: OH, COOL
WHAT BRAND ARE THOSE >> Tariq: HEARMUFFS.
THOUSANDS OF HEARMUFFS OVER
EXPLODING BATTERIES. THEY CAN RUPTURE, BURST, AND THEN CAUSE BURN INJURIES
>> Tariq: GOD [ BLEEP ] DAMNIT THAT'S IT, I'M OUT OF HERE >> Jimmy: COME ON NOW, HEY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: TARIQ'S GOING COOL DOWN A LITTLE BIT.
THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF -- A ROUGH WEEKEND. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT
FRED ARMISEN IS HERE, TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LETITIA WRIGHT IS ON THE SHOW.
AND WE GOT MAGIC FROM DAVID BLAINE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH FRED ARMISEN, EVERYBODY.
COME ON BACK TARIQ! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: IS THERE ANY WAY THAT -- CAN YOU DO SOME
DIFFERENT SPANISH SPEAKING ACCENTS TONIGHT ON OUR SHOW AND SHOW EVERYONE THE DIFFERENCE
>> I CAN, YEAH I CAN DO SOME. VENEZUELA IS KIND OF -- THE
TONE OF VENEZUELA IS A LITTLE BIT LIKE, "OH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT."
[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
JUST A QUICK HEADS UP TO TUNE INTO THE SHOW NEXT WEEK. WE'RE DOING SOMETHING WE'VE
NEVER DONE BEFORE WITH OUR FRIENDS OVER AT SAMSUNG AND THEIR NEWEST GALAXY DEVICES.
I CAN'T REALLY SAY MUCH ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW LET'S JUST SAY THAT WE'RE
TAKING "THE TONIGHT SHOW" INTO THE METAVERSE. [ AUDIENCE OOHS
[ APPLAUSE ] SO, TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO SEE WHAT THAT'S ALL ABOUT.
OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN EMMY AND GRAMMY-NOMINATED ACTOR AND COMEDIAN
HE STARS IN AND PRODUCES THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED SHOW, "LOS ESPOOKYS."
SEASON TWO PREMIERES TOMORROW ON HBO AND HBO MAX EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME
FRED ARMISEN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: FRED ARMISEN
>> AH, COME ON >> Jimmy: FRED ARMISEN, WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: THANKS SO MUCH >> HOW'S IT GOING?
>> Jimmy: IT'S GOING FANTASTIC IT'S GOING GREAT >> GREAT
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT'S -- I SAW YOU BACKSTAGE. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WE WERE TALKING WITH DAVID BLAINE, AND I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GUYS KNEW EACH OTHER
CONGRATS >> THANKS. YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOUR FRIENDS WITH A LOT OF FAMOUS PEOPLE, BUT WE
WERE TALKING AND THEN YOU ACTUALLY SAID THAT YOU'RE GETTING INTO MAGIC
>> YEAH, I STARTED DOING MAGIC MYSELF A LITTLE BIT, AND -- SO I'M GOING TO DO A LITTLE BIT
FOR YOU NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELL, I MEAN -- WELL,
FRED -- BUT -- >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW,
DAVID BLAINE -- DAVID BLAINE IS COMING ON THE SHOW HE'S DOING A TRICK FOR US LATER
ON HE'S ONE OF THE GREATEST MAGICIANS.
>> BUT THAT'S LIKE ANOTHER LEVEL. THIS IS ME, LIKE, STARTING TO
GET INTO IT AND TO GET THE FEEL FOR IT [ LAUGHTER ]
BUT YOU CAN ALL SEE THIS, RIGHT? SO -- SO, JIMMY, I'M GOING TO
NEED YOUR HELP WITH THIS >> Jimmy: YEAH, WOW. >> SO, WHO WAS THE FIRST
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES >> Jimmy: GEORGE WASHINGTON. >> SO, HERE HE IS.
OKAY AND HE WAS THE FIRST ONE, SO THAT IS ONE.
OKAY SO, YOU SEE THERE. >> Jimmy: UH-HUH
SO, HE WAS THE FIRST PRESIDENT >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH >> AND AFTER HIM CAME A SECOND
PRESIDENT. SO, WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS TWICE.
>> Jimmy: OOH, I THINK - >> SECOND PRESIDENT. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND SO, WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY WHAT -- WHAT'S THE -- THE
NUMBER OF YOUR BIRTHDAY? >> Jimmy: SAY IT OUT LOUD? >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: 19 >> 19. OKAY
SO, ONE. OKAY AND THEN A NINTH OF THIS, OKAY
SO - [ LAUGHTER ] SO -
>> Jimmy: 1/9th. >> OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ]
SO, THAT'S A NINTH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: 1/9th OF THE DOLLAR.
YEAH, THIS IS CORRECT. >> OKAY. RIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ] SO -- SO -- ALL RIGHT. SO, THE THIRD PRESIDENT -- SO,
THE THIRD PRESIDENT ISN'T HERE WHY? BECAUSE HE'S NOT HERE.
>> Jimmy: THE THIRD PRESIDENT IS NOT WITH US >> NO?
OKAY NOR IS THE FOURTH. SO, WE CAN SEE THERE ISN'T A
A FOURTH PRESIDENT HERE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: UH-HUH
>> OKAY. AND SO, WHAT IS THE MONTH OF YOUR -- OF YOUR BIRTHDAY
[ LAUGHTER ] WHAT -- WHAT'S THE MONTH >> Jimmy: IT IS THIS
NINE >> NINE. OKAY
>> Jimmy: NINE >> SO, WE HAD THE NINTH BEFORE, SO WE'VE GOT THIS HERE
>> Jimmy: YEP. >> AND THEN -- >> Jimmy: YEP.
>> NOW >> Jimmy: UH-OH. NINE
>> OKAY. SO, WE GOT NINE. SO, IF YOU COUNT TO NINE -- YOU
KNOW HOW TO COUNT, RIGHT YOU LEARNED IN SCHOOL, RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I DID. I REMEMBER >> DO YOU?
DO YOU REMEMBER IT [ LAUGHTER ] HAVE TROUBLE COUNTING?
>> Jimmy: NO >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: YOU WANT ME TO COUNT
TO NINE? >> OKAY, SO LET'S COUNT SLOWLY SO, ONE.
>> Jimmy: ONE. >> THERE YOU GO. THERE'S ONE.
>> Jimmy: YEP. >> TWO >> Jimmy: TWO.
SORRY. >> Together: THREE [ LAUGHTER ]
FOUR FIVE SIX.
SEVEN. EIGHT. >> AND THEN, SO WHO'S THE --
SO, WHO WAS THE FIRST PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: DON'T EVEN TELL ME GEORGE WASHINGTON. UNBELIEVABLE
LOOK AT THAT * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WOW. THAT'S UN -- IT'S UNBELIEVABLE THAT'S -
>> DID IT WORK >> Jimmy: WOW. THAT'S AMAZING
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, IT IS.
THAT WAS AMAZING THAT'S REALLY GOOD THAT'S REALLY --
>> CAN I WATCH THAT BACK >> Jimmy: NO, NO WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT.
[ LAUGHTER ] WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT. >> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BRINGING THAT TRICK. THAT'S AMAZING
YOU REALLY ARE GETTING GREAT LET'S TALK ABOUT "LOS ESPOOKYS."
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SEASON TWO >> SEASON TWO.
>> Jimmy: TOMORROW ON HBO, HBO MAX. IT IS --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I'VE BEEN WAITING SO
LONG TO SEE THIS >> THANKS. >> Jimmy: GOSH, I LOVED SEASON
ONE. IT IS RIGHT NOW 100% FRESH ON ROTTEN TOMATOES, BY THE WAY, IF
YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHING 100% FRESH. >> AW.
>> Jimmy: FOR PEOPLE -- IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT, CAN YOU -- CAN YOU CATCH EVERYONE UP?
WHAT IS THE SHOW ABOUT >> SO, IT'S ABOUT A -- A GROUP OF FOUR FRIENDS WHO HAVE A
A BUSINESS WHERE THEY HIRE THEMSELVES OUT TO SCARE PEOPLE IT'S, SORT OF, LIKE THE
OPPOSITE OF "SCOOBY-DOO. THEY'RE LIKE, "JUST HIRE US AND WE'LL DO, LIKE, HAUNTINGS, AND
SEANCES, AND THINGS LIKE THAT. AND IT TAKES PLACE IN A, SORT OF, FICTIONAL LATIN AMERICAN
COUNTRY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, WAS THAT ON PURPOSE?
I'M ASSUMING IT WAS. WHY WOULD YOU -- WHY IS IT - >> JUST BECAUSE THERE'S SO MANY
DIFFERENT ACCENTS FROM ALL THE DIFFERENT ACTORS AND STUFF WE DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO DO,
LIKE, YOU KNOW, TO MAKE IT ALSO, LIKE, EXACT THAT YOU HAVE TO GUESS WHERE THEY WERE FROM.
IT'S BETTER TO JUST KEEP IT -- BECAUSE WE HAD SOME ACTORS FROM MEXICO, PANAMA, EL SALVADOR.
SO - >> Jimmy: ON THE SHOW BEFORE, WE'VE -- WE'VE DONE MANY
DIFFERENT IMPRESSIONS AND ACCENTS. YOU'VE DONE DIFFERENT STATES
I THINK YOU DID ALL 50 STATES AT ONE POINT IS THERE ANY WAY THAT -- CAN
YOU DO SOME DIFFERENT SPANISH SPEAKING ACCENTS TONIGHT ON OUR SHOW AND SHOW EVERYONE THE
DIFFERENCE >> I CAN, YEAH I CAN DO SOME.
LET'S SEE. SO, MEXICO IS, KIND OF, SING-SONGY
AND IT'S GOT A LITTLE BIT OF DRAMA TO IT. SO IT'S A LOT LIKE -
[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ LAUGHTER ] [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE
[ LAUGHTER ] CUBA IS -- THEY, SORT OF, HOVER AROUND THE CONSONANTS.
[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE
[ LAUGHTER ] AND VENEZUELA IS KIND OF -- THE TONE OF VENEZUELA IS A LITTLE
BIT LIKE, "OH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT." [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE AND SO, COLOMBIA IS A LITTLE
BIT, LIKE, THIS, SORT OF, OHIO OR THE OREGON OF SOUTH AMERICA IT'S ALMOST LIKE A NEWSCASTER
SPANISH. [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ LAUGHTER ]
LIKE LEANING IN ON THE S-H CHILE IS A LITTLE BIT LIKE -- THEY'RE ALMOST LIKE SAYING, "I
DON'T FEEL LIKE TALKING RIGHT NOW. THEY'RE A LITTLE HESITANT.
IT'S ALMOST LIKE MORSE CODE. LIKE - [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT KIND OF THING AND THEN BRAZIL -- BRAZIL,
THAT'S PORTUGUESE. IT'S NOT SPANISH BUT THEY'RE --
[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ LAUGHTER ] SO, LIKE, THE FEEL OF IT IS,
LIKE, "COME TO THE PARTY." THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN IN THERE LIKE -
>> Jimmy: YES. THE "COME TO THE --" [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE
[ LAUGHTER ] "COME TO THE --" [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE
>> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, RIGHT THERE. >> YEAH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AH, THANKS THANKS
YEAH, THANKS >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP.
HERE'S FRED ARMISEN IN THE NEW SEASON OF "LOS ESPOOKYS. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> HELLO GOOD AFTERNOON >> HI, HOW ARE YOU
>> ARE YOU OFF TO SUNSET SUSHI >> THANK YOU >> I'LL TAKE THAT FOR YOU?
>> NO, THERE'S NO NEED THIS IS ONE OF THOSE NEW SELF-PARKING CARS.
[ CAR HORN ] * *
>> BEEP, BEEP. >> BEEP, BEEP. >> BEEP, BEEP.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> AW -- >> Jimmy: "BEEP, BEEP.
SAD. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING FRED ARMISEN, EVERYBODY.
SEASON TWO OF "LOS ESPOOKYS" PREMIERES TOMORROW ON HBO AND HBO MAX.
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: MORE WITH FRED ARMISEN WHEN WE COME BACK
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> IS THAT REALLY A SHARP PIN? GENTLY, GENTLY IT'S REALLY THERE?
>> Jimmy: YES. >> SHARP >> Jimmy: YES.
>> WE'RE GOING TO DO IT LIKE THIS LOOK, ONE, TWO, THREE --
>> Jimmy: DAVID. >> WE'RE GOING TO SLAM, BUT RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE.
>> Jimmy: AH, HA, DAVID!
WE ARE HANGING OUT WITH FRED ARMISEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
"LOS ESPOOKYS," TOMORROW NIGHT HBO, HBO MAX YOU'RE NOT ONLY JUST A TALENTED
COMEDIAN, YOU'RE ALSO A VERY TALENTED MUSICIAN. AND EVERY TIME YOU'RE HERE, WE
ASK YOU TO DO A NICE NEW MUSICAL IMPRESSION FOR US. SO, THIS TIME YOU BROUGHT US
SOME DRUM IMPRESSIONS. >> YES >> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER SEEN THESE
BEFORE, BUT WE HAVE A DRUM KIT READY FOR YOU WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.
>> GREAT >> Jimmy: GO FOR IT. THANK YOU, FRED ARMISEN.
>> ALL RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALL RIGHT, SO, THE FIRST
IMPRESSION I'M GOING TO DO IS AN INSTAGRAM DRUMMER LIKE, FOR SOME REASON ON MY
FEED, I GET THESE VIDEOS OF DRUMMERS WHO LIKE TO DO CLOSEUPS OF THEIR KIT.
AND THERE'S A LOT OF, LIKE, GIMMICKS AND STUFF ON THEIR DRUMS.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SO, EVERY TIME -- SO, INSTAGRAM'S A LITTLE BIT
LIKE - * *
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER, I THINK LIKE A LOT OF -- I'M JUST GOING
TO DO LIKE, DRUMMING THROUGH DIFFERENT AGES AND I THINK TEENAGERS TEND TO,
LIKE, LEAN IN ON FILLS INSTEAD OF THE BEAT, LIKE THE REGULAR BEAT
I USED TO PLAY KIND OF LIKE -- YOU KNOW, BARELY DOING A BEAT, LIKE -
* * THAT WAS, LIKE, TEENAGE
DRUMMING YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU KNOW, LIKE, REALLY STRUGGLING WITH IT THEN IN MY 20s, I WAS IN THIS
BAND, AND WE PLAYED REALLY FRENETIC, FAST MUSIC AND I JUST FEEL LIKE I WAS JUST
OUT TO PROVE THAT I COULD PLAY REALLY QUICKLY WITH A LOT OF CHANGES.
LIKE - * THAT KIND OF THING
LIKE JUST REALLY, REALLY BUSY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S, LIKE, YOU KNOW, IN MY
20s. AND THEN IN MY 30s, LESS TOMS, LESS FILLS, BUT, LIKE, LOTS OF
CYMBALS TO MAKE UP FOR IT. SO LIKE -- *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THEN -- THANKS THEN IN MY 40s, NO CYMBALS,
HIGH HAT VERY CLOSED, AND LIKE REALLY LEANING IN ON THE KICK DRUM
SO LIKE -- * THIS IS LIKE 40s
* THAT'S LIKE 40s DRUMMING YEAH, THANKS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND SO NOW IN MY 50s -- AND THIS IS THE TRUTH.
THIS IS, LIKE, THE GROOVE I MOST LIKE TO PLAY. THIS IS THE VOLUME I LIKE.
I'M MOST COMFORTABLE DOING THIS *
[ LAUGHTER ] * AND --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANKS IT'S REALLY -- I LOVE THAT -- I
LOVE THAT FEEL SO, I THINK WITH THAT TRAJECTORY, AS I, YOU NOW, GO
INTO MY 60s AND 70s, I THINK MY DRUMMING STYLE IS GOING TO BE THIS -
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: FRED ARMISEN,
EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SEASON TWO OF "LOS ESPOOKYS"
PREMIERES TOMORROW ON HBO AND HBO MAX. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH LETITIA WRIGHT STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW OUR NEXT GUEST FROM HER FANTASTIC WORK IN "BLACK PANTHER" AND
"AVENGERS: ENDGAME." SHE NOW STARS IN THE NEW FILM, "THE SILENT TWINS," WHICH OPENS
IN THEATERS TOMORROW PLEASE WELCOME LETITIA WRIGHT.
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, WE LOVE YOU!
WELCOME BACK >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: LETITIA WRIGHT
THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING ON I'M VERY -- EVERYONE IS VERY EXCITED ABOUT "BLACK PANTHER,"
THE SEQUEL "BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE TRAILER -- BY THE WAY, THE TRAILER GOT 172 MILLION VIEWS
IN JUST THE FIRST 24 HOURS >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT, LIKE, BROKE THE
INTERNET >> YEAH, IT DID. >> Jimmy: IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS. AND YOU UNFORTUNATELY GOT INJURED WHILE YOU WERE SHOOTING
THIS FILM. >> YES >> Jimmy: AND YOU LOOK OKAY
NOW. ARE YOU DOING BETTER I MEAN -
>> YEAH, IT WAS JUST AN UNFORTUNATE SITUATION THAT HAPPENED BUT IT TOOK ME OUT
FOR, LIKE, THREE MONTHS. SO, I WENT HOME. I GOT MY MIND BACK TOGETHER.
I GOT MY HEALING BACK TOGETHER AND I WENT BACK AND I FINISHED STRONG
SO, IF YOU WANT TO SEE HOW THAT TURNED OUT, NOVEMBER 11th. >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY RIGHT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU FINISHED IT. I'M SO HAPPY
I'M GLAD YOU'RE BETTER >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: WHAT CAN WE -- WHAT
CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT "BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER"? >> WELL, FIRSTLY I CAN TELL
YOU, YOU KNOW, THE FIRST MOVIE DID SO WELL. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> YOU KNOW, WE MADE A CULTURAL IMPACT AND CHANGE. >> Jimmy: YOU DID.
>> AND THIS FILM IS -- WE'RE TRYING TO FOLLOW THAT -- THAT SAME THEME, YOU KNOW, OF
INSPIRING, YOU KNOW, EVERYBODY THAT GOES TO SEE IT. WE HAVE NEW CAST MEMBERS, SUCH
AS DOMINIQUE THORNE, MICHAELA COEL. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> SO, IT'S JAM PACKED WITH LOTS OF ADVENTURES BUT IT -- I FEEL, FOR ME, IT'S
A BEAUTIFUL CONTRIBUTION TO CHADWICK'S LEGACY. I FEEL LIKE IT'S A LOVE LETTER
TO HIM I KNOW EVERY DAY THAT I WENT ON SET, I FOCUSED MY ENERGY ON --
ON EACH SCENE TO DEDICATE IT TO HIM. I WANTED TO DEDICATE EXCELLENCE
TO THIS FILM SO THAT HE COULD BE PROUD >> Jimmy: YEAH
OH, I LOVE THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE LOVE HIM.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. I CANNOT WAIT.
I CAN'T WAIT >> YES >> Jimmy: DO WE KNOW WHO WILL
BE THE NEW BLACK PANTHER >> OKAY, YO, QUEST, SOMEBODY COME GET YOUR MAN.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO YOU CAN'T --
>> I AM SWORN TO SECRECY >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> BY THE MARVEL SPIES THAT ARE
AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY'RE IN THE --
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT I JUST THOUGHT, MAYBE, YOU COULD JUST GIVE US -
[ DRUM ROLL NO OKAY
>> NOVEMBER 11th >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. NOVEMBER 11th, WE'RE GOING TO
FIND OUT I DON'T WANT TO -- I DON'T WANT TO GET YOU IN TROUBLE.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR MOVIE,
THOUGH, "THE SILENT TWINS. >> YES >> Jimmy: WHAT A GREAT STORY
THIS IS. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
MOVING, YOU'RE FANTASTIC IN IT >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: IT'S BASED ON A TRUE
STORY. >> MM-HMM. >> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU HEAR
ABOUT THIS >> I HEARD ABOUT THE TWINS BY WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY YEARS
AGO. AND I WAS SO INTRIGUED AND I ALWAYS WONDERED IF IT
WOULD EVER BE MADE INTO A FILM FORTUNATELY FOR ME, THAT BECAME TRUE, AND I GOT TO GREENLIGHT
THE FILM I GOT TO STAR IN IT AND PRODUCE IT
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LOOK AT YOU NOW.
COME ON. LOOK AT YOU. >> AND IT'S A BEAUTIFUL STORY
ABOUT TWIN SISTERS, JUNE AND JENNIFER GIBBONS THEY GREW UP IN THE '70s IN
WALES. UNFORTUNATELY, THEY HAD A TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE OF RACIAL
INJUSTICE, MARGINALIZATION, AND THEY USED SILENCE AS A WAY TO PROTEST AGAINST HOW SOCIETY
MADE THEM FEEL AND UNFORTUNATELY, THAT LED TO THEM BEING PLACED THE INTO A
A PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL FOR 11 YEARS AND OUR FILM -- OUR FILM TAKES
A DEEP DIVE INTO THE WONDERFUL WORLD THAT THEY CREATED IN SECRECY TO SURVIVE
IT'S A RICH WORLD OF CREATIVITY AND I'M SO PROUD OF IT >> Jimmy: BECAUSE THEY WOULD
TALK TO EACH OTHER >> YEAH, JUST TO EACH OTHER. AND TO EVERYONE ELSE, THEY WERE
SILENT AND THEY THOUGHT IT WAS A MYSTERY, BUT OUR FILM UNLOCKS
A LITTLE BIT MORE ABOUT WHY THEY -- THEY WERE THE WAY THEY WERE
>> Jimmy: AH, IT'S FASCINATING I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. HERE'S LETITIA WRIGHT IN "THE
SILENT TWINS." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> DID IT ARRIVE
>> YEAH! >> Both: "THE ART OF CONVERSATION."
>> HURRY, OPEN IT. >> HOW DO YOU OPEN IT? >> PUSH.
AND LIFT [ GASPING >> WE'RE WRITERS NOW
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE WRITERS NOW.
COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LETITIA WRIGHT, EVERYBODY.
"THE SILENT TWINS" OPENS IN THEATERS TOMORROW. DAVID BLAINE JOINS US AFTER THE
BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS ONE
OF THE MOST TALENTED PERFORMERS ON THE PLANET. HIS NEW SHOW "DAVID BLAINE
LIVE" BEGINS SEPTEMBER 30th EXCLUSIVELY AT RESORTS WORLD ON THE LAS VEGAS STRIP.
PLEASE WELCOME DAVID BLAINE.
* >> Jimmy: I CAN'T WAIT TO TALK
TO YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING ON OUR SHOW
>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME >> Jimmy: THIS IS YOUR FIRST EVER LAS EGAS RESIDENCY
>> YEP >> Jimmy: WHICH IS KIND OF HARD TO BELIEVE, THAT IT'S YOUR
FIRST EVER IT'S KICKING OFF IN TWO WEEKS. YOU SHOWED ME SOME REHEARSAL
FOOTAGE BACKSTAGE. IT IS -- IT'S INSANE I DON'T KNOW HOW -- IT'S NOT
EVEN A MAGIC SHOW. IT'S -- I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DESCRIBE WHAT YOU SHOWED ME.
IT'S LIKE -- TRUST ME. GET THERE AND DO IT. YOU'LL EXPERIENCE THIS
WHAT DO WE -- HOW DO WE EVEN - >> MAYBE WE TRY SOMETHING WITH ALL OF YOU GUYS?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, LET'S TRY SOMETHING WITH EVERYBODY.
>> Jimmy: ALREADY? ALREADY? WHAT ARE YOU DOING ALREADY
>> EVERYBODY, I THINK YOU ALL HAVE AN ENVELOPE UNDER YOUR SEATS.
YOU DO, TOO. THERE'S AN ENVELOPE UNDER YOUR SEATS.
AND IT SAYS, "DO NOT OPEN. EVERYBODY HOLD THAT ENVELOPE UP
GOOD GREAT. JUST RIP IT OPEN, AND THERE'S
A DECK OF CARDS IN THE ENVELOPE EVERYBODY OPEN THE BOX AND POUR
ALL OF THE CARDS INTO YOUR HAND MAKE SURE THEY DON'T SPILL
AND TURN IT FACE DOWN. GOOD THE BOX IS EMPTY
GREAT. PUT THE BOX ON THE FLOOR YOU DON'T NEED IT.
TURN ALL THE CARDS FACE DOWN HOLD IT IN YOUR HAND JUST LIKE THAT
PERFECT. GREAT. IS EVERYBODY HOLDING THE DECK
FACE DOWN? [ AUDIENCE RESPONDS OKAY
I WANT EVERYBODY TO JUST PICK UP A BUNCH OF CARDS. AND EVERYBODY SHOW US --
EVERYBODY SHOW THE CARD THAT YOU CUT TO SO TURN IT OVER.
>> Jimmy: OKAY, SHOW IT? >> YEAH, TURN IT OVER. GREAT.
DID YOU ALL DO THAT, JUST LIKE JIMMY? >> YES
>> LEAVE THAT FILE FACE UP, AND PUT IT ON TOP OF THE PILE IN YOUR HAND WITH -- JUST LIKE
THAT SO, SPREAD THROUGH THE FACEUP CARDS TO THE LAST FACE UP CARD
GO AHEAD, SPREAD THROUGH AND YOU'LL SEE THEY'RE ALL DIFFERENT, UNTIL YOU SEE THE
FIRST FACE DOWN CARD JUST LIKE JIMMY. AND PUT THE FACE UP PILE ON THE
BOTTOM NOW EVERYBODY JUST PUT THEM ON THE BOTTOM
YEAH, JUST LIKE THAT PERFECT. AND WATCH THEY DON'T SPILL
THEY'RE A LITTLE SLIPPERY. OKAY, SO, WE'RE GOING TO TAKE FIVE CARDS
SO, COUNT FIVE CARDS ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE. YEP, TAKE FIVE CARDS
GOOD IS -- EVERYBODY HAS FIVE CARDS WHICH IS LIKE A POKER -- LEAVE
THEM FACE DOWN IN YOUR HANDS, EVERYBODY. AND GET RID OF THE BIG PILE.
THROW IT ON THE FLOOR, WHATEVER YOU WANT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: BIG CLEANUP HERE TONIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> GREAT OKAY, NOW, CHOOSE ANYBODY IN THE AUDIENCE AT RANDOM
I DON'T CARE JUST CALL SOMEBODY OUT IT'S UP TO YOU
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. I WILL SAY THAT GUY OVER THERE WITH THE STRIPED SHIRT RIGHT
THERE WITH THE BLOND HAIR. >> OH, GREAT CAN YOU STAND UP
>> Jimmy: YES. >> SO PICK A NUMBER BETWEEN ONE AND FIVE
SAY IT OUT LOUD. >> FOUR. >> FOUR?
EVERYBODY TAKE THE FOURTH CARD AND HIDE IT IN YOUR POCKET SO, COUNT FACE DOWN ONE, TWO,
THREE, FOUR. AND TAKE THE FOURTH CARD, AND HIDE IT IN YOUR POCKET
DON'T LET ANYBODY SEE IT OR SIT ON IT IF YOU DON'T HAVE POCKETS.
EVERYBODY HIDE THE CARD. EVERYBODY DID THAT >> YES
>> OKAY, GET RID OF THE OTHER CARDS. GET RID OF ALL THE OTHER CARDS
WE DON'T NEED THEM EVERYBODY DROP THEM ON THE FLOOR.
>> Jimmy: FLOOR, YEAH. YEAH, IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> NOW, NOW, JIMMY - >> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU, BUDDY
YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> JIMMY, WE BROUGHT SOME PINS
THERE'S PINS COULD YOU GRAB THESE LITTLE PINS RIGHT HERE?
YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: OKAY >> THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME, BUD? >> I DON'T KNOW.
AND -- I DON'T KNOW. CAN YOU LOOK AT THEM, MAKE SURE THEY'RE REAL PINS?
DON'T HURT YOURSELF. DON'T, LIKE, SNAP ONE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY
YEAH, THIS IS -- >> YEAH, IT'S A REAL PIN >> Jimmy: THESE ARE PINS
>> AND THEY'RE SHARP >> Jimmy: YES, YES I KNOW, QUESTLOVE, DON'T FREAK
OUT. YEAH YES, THESE ARE SHARP PINS.
>> CAN YOU PULL ONE OF THE PINS OUT? >> Jimmy: PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME
DO ANYTHING TO YOU, DAVID. [ LAUGHTER ] 'CAUSE I HONESTLY, I LOVE
HAVING YOU ON THE SHOW I DON'T LIKE HURTING YOU >> AND CAN YOU -- LET'S SEE IF
WE CAN DO IT ON YOUR DESK ACTUALLY HERE. SO, I'M GOING TO TRY TO STICK
THIS IN. NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? CAN YOU HAND ME THE DECK OF
CARDS? GREAT. SO, LET'S DO LIKE THIS HERE.
I'M GOING TO USE THE -- YOU SEE ALL THE CARDS IN THE DECK. SO, WE'LL USE -- HERE.
WE'LL USE MAYBE THE JOKER CARD AS A BEST CARD SO, HERE
WE'LL USE THIS CARD, THE JOKER >> Jimmy: OKAY >> SO WE USE THE JOKER, AND I'M
GOING TO BEND IT A LITTLE MORE LIKE THAT SO IT'LL STICK >> Jimmy: OKAY
>> SO, NOW I'M GOING TO TAKE THE PIN, AND STICK IT RIGHT IN THE CARD LIKE THAT
NOW IT'LL STICK. YOU SEE THAT >> Jimmy: OKAY
>> SO, THE PIN IS DEFINITELY STICKING INTO THE CARD JIMMY, HOLD YOUR HAND LIKE
THIS NO, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING
YEAH, YEAH, YOUR OTHER HAND. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOUR RIGHT HAND.
OPEN, OPEN, OPEN GOOD MAKE IT -- YEAH.
JUST FEEL GENTLY FEEL IT. IS THAT REALLY A SHARP PIN
GENTLY, GENTLY IT'S REALLY THERE? >> Jimmy: YES.
>> SHARP >> Jimmy: YES. >> YES
>> Jimmy: YES. >> OKAY, GOOD. SO, JIMMY, WHAT WE'RE GOING TO
DO IS WE'RE GOING TO SLAM -- >> Questlove: AH >> -- YOUR HAND DOWN ONTO THE
PIN AS HARD AS YOU CAN [ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: AH
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, PLEASE, LET ME JUST -- >> BUT LET ME JUST SHOW YOU
LIKE THIS. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. PLEASE DON'T -
>> ONE, TWO, THREE >> Jimmy: I'VE HAD, LIKE, HAND INJURIES, DAVID.
PLEASE, PLEASE, I'VE HAD - >> WE'RE GOING TO DO IT LIKE THIS
LOOK, ONE, TWO, THREE -- >> Jimmy: DAVID. >> WE'RE GOING TO SLAM, BUT
RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE. >> Jimmy: AH, HA, DAVID! NO
>> WE'RE GOING TO GO TOGETHER. READY? >> Jimmy: NO, PLEASE, PLEASE,
PLEASE >> ONE, TWO -- NO, I'M JUST KIDDING
>> Jimmy: MY GOSH! [ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: AH
[ APPLAUSE ] * >> Jimmy: I CAN'T DO IT.
I CAN'T. GOSH YOU FREAK ME OUT
>> JIMMY, COME BACK. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME DO THAT
>> I DIDN'T MAKE YOU DO THAT >> Jimmy: DON'T MAKE ME DO THAT, PLEASE
OH, MY GOSH. >> JIMMY, BEFORE WE DO THAT -- >> Jimmy: YES, WHAT!
>> JIMMY, BEFORE WE DO THAT, WE SEE ALL THE CARDS IN THE DECK ARE DIFFERENT, YES
>> Jimmy: YES. >> I'M GOING TO RUN THROUGH THE CARDS, AND I WANT YOU TO JUST
TRY TO SEE ONE INSIDE -- I'M GOING TO RUN THROUGH LIKE THIS
IT MIGHT BE HARD TO SEE. TRY TO SEE ONE INSIDE IF YOU CAN.
BUT DON'T SAY IT >> Jimmy: YES. >> YOU GOT ONE
>> Jimmy: YES. >> OKAY. GIVE ME YOUR HAND AGAIN.
[ LAUGHTER ] WE'RE GOING TO SLAM TOGETHER AS HARD AS WE CAN -
>> Jimmy: DAVID. >> --AND YOU'RE GOING TO SLAM AS HARD AS YOU CAN WITH ME
YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME ON THIS READY? ON ONE, TWO -- BY THE WAY,
NOBODY SHOULD TRY THIS [ LAUGHTER ] NO KID SHOULD DO THIS.
I'M A TRAINED MAGICIAN ONE -- WE'RE GOING TO GO TOGETHER
ONE, TWO -- JIMMY, TOGETHER. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
>> JIMMY, WHAT WAS THE CARD YOU THOUGHT OF >> Jimmy: FIVE OF HEARTS
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> BUT -- BUT WAIT WAIT, WAIT HOLD ON.
BUT BEFORE JIMMY DID THIS, YOU ALL CUT THE CARDS, AND YOU ALL TOOK A CARD AT RANDOM.
THEN YOU CUT AND YOU THOUGHT OF A -- AND YOU HID THE CARD
CAN YOU ALL PULL YOUR CARD OUT TOGETHER [ AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS
AND CAN WE SEE WHAT CARD YOU ALL HAVE *
[ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: COME ON! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THAT IS
EXACTLY HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE. DAVID BLAINE RIGHT THERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, MY GOD YOU GUYS, DAVID BLAINE
WHEN DOES THE SHOW START >> WELL, HOLD ON, JIMMY. NO, NO, NO
JIMMY, SO, YOU'RE OKAY * THERE'S NOTHING HERE
BUT I WANTED TO UP IT A LITTLE BIT. I BROUGHT SOMETHING ELSE
CAN YOU -- I BROUGHT A BOX OF NAILS. [ LAUGHTER ]
JIMMY, CAN YOU PULL OUT THE BOX OF NAILS AND THE BOWL? YEAH, TAKE THEM OUT.
SEE, THERE'S A BOWL. >> Jimmy: YES. >> YEAH, YOU CAN -- HERE, I'LL
MOVE THIS. YOU CAN JUST -- YEAH, WE JUST NEED THE -- YEAH, PERFECT.
CAN YOU CHECK THAT THEY'RE REAL NAILS, JIMMY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: LET'S GO TO COMMERCIAL, AND THEN WE'LL FIGURE IT ALL OUT.
>> WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. [ LAUGHTER ] DUMP THEM ALL INTO HERE.
DUMP ALL THE NAILS INTO THE BOWL CAN YOU MIX THEM AROUND, MAKE
SURE THEY'RE ALL REAL NAILS? CHECK THEM MIX THEM UP.
ARE THEY REAL NAILS? >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. YES, THEY ARE VERY SHARP,
HEAVY, REAL, METAL NAILS >> SO, THESE ARE REAL NAILS. IS THAT TRUE
>> Jimmy: YES. >> ARE THEY SHARP? >> Jimmy: YES.
THEY'RE VERY SHARP >> OH, YOU PICKED ONE UP LET ME SEE THAT ONE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] GIMME. GIMME, I'M GOING TO BITE IT.
YEAH >> Jimmy: YES. *
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] * [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
IN THE WORLD DAVID BLAINE IS EATING NAILS RIGHT NOW.
THIS IS INSANE [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS -- THIS IS ALL REAL.
THIS IS CRAZY. >> YOU WANT SOME >> Jimmy: NO, THANK YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T WANT TO EAT -- HOW HOW IS -
[ COUGHING [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HOW DID YOU JUST -- STOP EATING
NAILS!
STOP EATING -- DAVID OH, MY GOD
THIS IS INSANE RIGHT NOW DAVID BLAINE IS EATING A BOWL OF NAILS RIGHT NOW
* HOW IN THE - >> WAIT, JIMMY, JUST -- JUST
PUSH RIGHT HERE FOR ME [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ DRUM ROLL
PUSH RIGHT HERE, LIGHTLY YEAH, LIGHTLY. GO AHEAD
PUSH LIGHTLY [ AUDIENCE OHS ] *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH
FOR, UH -- FOR - >> I FEEL LIKE I STILL HAVE -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: DAVID, DON'T DO THIS NO, DON'T DO THIS. NO, NOT THE -- OH, MY GOSH,
ANOTHER NAIL OH, MY GOSH. THIS IS INSANE
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT A NAIL. OH, IT'S NOT -
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: DAVID BLAINE,
EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "DAVID BLAINE LIVE" BEGINS
SEPTEMBER 30th AT RESORTS WORLD ON THE LAS VEGAS STRIP WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
"TONIGHT SHOW. WHAT JUST HAPPENED OH, MY GOD
WHAT THE - OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: DAVID BLAINE, RIGHT THERE, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
CAN I SAY THE NAME OF THE SHOW IS "IN SPADES," IS THE SHOW. AND YOU GAVE ME SOME MERCH
BACKSTAGE. AND YOU -- CAN YOU KIND OF SEE IT
IT SAYS, "IN SPADES" HERE. YEAH, YOU CAN KIND OF SEE IT ON THE BACK
YOU CAN KIND OF SEE IT WHEN THE LIGHT REFLECTS IT'S VERY COOL
BUT THEN YOU DID SOMETHING, OF COURSE, ONLY DAVID BLAINE WOULD DO
WHICH I LOVE THIS. SO, IT'S JUST LIKE, "THANKS, DUDE, IT'S A WHITE T-SHIRT
LOVE IT. WHEN YOU SHINE A FLASH ON THIS -- IF YOU TAKE A PHOTO --
I DON'T HAVE MY PHONE WITH ME. BUT IF YOU HAVE A FLASH -- >> HERE.
>> Jimmy: WE'RE GOING TO BRING OUT A PHONE. HOLD ON A SECOND
SO, LOOK AT THIS I'LL JUST TAKE A PHOTO OF ME WEARING THIS WHITE SHIRT
AND THEN, IF YOU TURN THE FLASH ON - >> SO, IF YOU TAKE IT LIKE
THIS - >> Jimmy: LOOK AT -- LOOK AT THE PHOTO.
>> YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE, LIKE IT REALLY -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, CAN YOU SEE
THIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH
DAVID BLAINE, EVERYBODY, THE ONE AND ONLY MY THANKS TO FRED ARMISEN,
LETITIA WRIGHT DAVID BLAINE LAS VEGAS!
RESORT'S WORLD COME ON! I'M THERE.
I CANNOT WAIT, BUDDY THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY