1 00:00:13,580 --> 00:00:15,415 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:15,415 --> 00:00:23,390 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:23,390 --> 00:00:27,327 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - CAMERON DIAZ 4 00:00:27,327 --> 00:00:33,667 MATT SMITH MUSICAL GUEST SHERYL CROW, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:39,239 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1711 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:39,239 --> 00:00:43,576 >> Questlove: 1711 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:44,744 --> 00:01:01,094 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 8 00:01:01,094 --> 00:01:08,301 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 9 00:01:08,301 --> 00:01:18,078 COME ON NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT IS A FRIDAY CROWD RIGHT 10 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:23,083 THERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 11 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,818 I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU ENJOY YOURSELF 12 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:26,686 HAVE FUN WELCOME EVERYBODY. WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 13 00:01:26,686 --> 00:01:28,888 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING IT'S GOING TO BE A FUN SHOW 14 00:01:28,888 --> 00:01:30,724 TONIGHT. LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS GUYS, IT WAS JUST ANNOUNCED 15 00:01:30,724 --> 00:01:32,459 THAT THE U.S. DISTRICT JUDGE RAYMOND DEARIE WILL SERVE AS THE SPECIAL MASTER AND REVIEW 16 00:01:32,459 --> 00:01:41,101 THE 11,000 DOCUMENTS SEIZED FROM MAR-A-LAGO. WOW, WHAT A NIGHTMARE. 17 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:43,503 THAT'S BASICALLY LIKE BEING FORCED TO READ APPLE'S TERMS AND CONDITIONS 18 00:01:43,503 --> 00:01:47,974 [ LAUGHTER ] SERIOUSLY, THAT'S CRAZY. 11,000 DOCUMENTS 19 00:01:47,974 --> 00:01:49,409 I WON'T EVEN READ A TEXT MESSAGE LONGER THAN TWO SENTENCES. 20 00:01:49,409 --> 00:01:53,380 I GO, "NO. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, RAYMOND DEARIE 21 00:01:53,380 --> 00:02:02,055 HAS BEEN CHOSEN TO SERVE AS SPECIAL MASTER AND TO GAIN SOME INSIGHT INTO 22 00:02:02,055 --> 00:02:03,823 HIS WORK AHEAD, WE HAVE JUDGE DEARIE WITH US TONIGHT HELLO, YOUR HONOR. 23 00:02:03,823 --> 00:02:06,793 >> JIMMY, COULD YOU GIVE ME JUST A MOMENT? I NEED TO TAKE THIS CALL 24 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:09,963 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SURE, GO RIGHT AHEAD >> SO WHAT WERE YOU ASKING 25 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:13,066 ABOUT THOSE DOCUMENTS. >> WHAT IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY LOST THEM? 26 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:15,735 >> CAN'T DO IT >> BURN THEM >> NO. 27 00:02:15,735 --> 00:02:17,604 >> SHREDDED THEM >> NO. >> FLUSH THEM. 28 00:02:17,604 --> 00:02:22,208 >> NO. >> ATE THEM? >> NO. 29 00:02:22,208 --> 00:02:24,611 >> SPILLED BEACH ON THEM >> NO. >> KETCHUP 30 00:02:24,611 --> 00:02:26,246 >> NO. >> FED THEM TO A GOAT. >> NO. 31 00:02:26,246 --> 00:02:28,214 >> DONKEY. >> NO. >> WHAT IF YOU BURNED THEM 32 00:02:28,214 --> 00:02:30,083 >> YOU ALREADY ASKED THAT ONE. STILL NO >> YOU'RE A LOSER. 33 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:32,085 [ DIAL TONE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> SORRY THERE, JIMMY, WHAT 34 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:33,653 WERE YOU ASKING? >> Jimmy: IT SEEMS LIKE YOU HAVE A LOT ON YOUR PLATE 35 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:35,321 JUDGE DEARIE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 36 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:40,560 BUSY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MEANWHILE IN A NEW INTERVIEW, 37 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,295 FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP SAID THAT HE CAN'T IMAGINE BEING INDICTED, BUT THAT EVEN IF HE 38 00:02:42,295 --> 00:02:50,637 WERE IT WOULDN'T STOP HIM FROM RUNNING AGAIN. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 39 00:02:50,637 --> 00:02:55,975 IN OTHER WORDS, TRUMP HAS NO IDEA WHAT INDICTED MEANS [ LAUGHTER ] 40 00:02:55,975 --> 00:02:57,911 THAT'S RIGHT, THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE TRUMP COULD BE THE FIRST CANDIDATE WHOSE CAMPAIGN BUS IS 41 00:02:57,911 --> 00:03:02,315 A POLICE CRUISER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD ABOUT THIS 42 00:03:02,315 --> 00:03:04,117 ALREADY, EVERYONE IS STILL TALKING ABOUT HOW FLORIDA GOVERNOR RON DeSANTIS SENT TWO 43 00:03:04,117 --> 00:03:09,789 PLANES OF MIGRANTS TO MARTHA'S VINEYARD AND WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, 44 00:03:09,789 --> 00:03:11,358 WHAT'S MORE AMERICAN THAN RANDOMLY LANDING IN MASSACHUSETTS WITH NO PLAN FOR 45 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:15,562 WHAT COMES NEXT? YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING [ LAUGHTER ] 46 00:03:15,562 --> 00:03:22,869 [ APPLAUSE ] PEOPLE ARE CALLING IT A POLITICAL STUNT, AND NOW 47 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:26,106 THINGS ARE GETTING PETTY IN RESPONSE TO DeSANTIS, THE GOVERNOR OF MASSACHUSETTS JUST 48 00:03:26,106 --> 00:03:32,812 SENT 50 WAHLBERG BROTHERS TO FLORIDA. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 49 00:03:32,812 --> 00:03:34,581 UNBELIEVABLE GUYS, I HEARD THAT DUE TO SUPPLY CHAIN ISSUES, MAJOR 50 00:03:34,581 --> 00:03:39,486 PHARMACY CHAINS ACROSS THE U.S. ARE EXPERIENCING A SHORTAGE OF ADDERALL 51 00:03:39,486 --> 00:03:43,957 IN RESPONSE, ONE GUY WAS LIKE, "IT'S NOT MY FAULT I HAVE TO READ 11,000 DOCUMENTS. 52 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:47,127 I MEAN --" [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, LET'S JUST LIGHTEN THINGS 53 00:03:47,127 --> 00:03:50,296 UP REAL QUICK. OKAY, LAST NIGHT PRESIDENT BIDEN WAS AT A GALA AND HE 54 00:03:50,296 --> 00:03:51,631 DECIDED TO SING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" TO A CALIFORNIA CONGRESSWOMAN. 55 00:03:51,631 --> 00:03:55,535 BIRTHDAY" TO A CALIFORNIA CONGRESSWOMAN. LET'S SEE HOW THAT WENT. 56 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:07,480 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DA DA 57 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:11,951 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. I LOVE YOU, KIDDO. [ LAUGHTER ] 58 00:04:11,951 --> 00:04:14,154 >> Jimmy: OH, WOW, THAT'S AMAZING. WOW. 59 00:04:14,154 --> 00:04:16,823 [ LAUGHTER ] THERE'S NOTHING MORE TOUCHING THAN SOMEONE SINGING "HAPPY 60 00:04:16,823 --> 00:04:23,763 BIRTHDAY" AND NOT REMEMBERING YOUR NAME. [ LAUGHTER ] 61 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:27,067 THAT'S THE ONE LINE YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT'S THE MONEY OF THAT SONG 62 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:30,637 IS THE NAME. WE ALL KNOW THE LYRICS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY 63 00:04:30,637 --> 00:04:36,776 HAPPY BIRTHDAY YAYA BA, WHATEVER YEAH, I'M TIRED. 64 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:44,517 SAFE TO SAY BIDEN WON'T BE GETTING A JOB AT APPLEBEE'S ANY TIME SOON. 65 00:04:44,517 --> 00:04:47,087 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL HEY, LISTEN TO THIS I READ THAT THE SENATE JUST 66 00:04:47,087 --> 00:04:48,855 CONFIRMED THEIR FIRST EVER CYBER AMBASSADOR, WHO WILL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR DEALING WITH 67 00:04:48,855 --> 00:04:51,091 INTERNATIONAL CYBER SECURITY ISSUES CYBER AMBASSADOR 68 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:53,927 SPECIAL MASTER THESE GUYS SOUND LIKE REJECTED CHARACTERS WHO WOULD WORK FOR 69 00:04:53,927 --> 00:05:05,939 DARTH VADER. IT'S LIKE "SIR, SIR, THE CYBER AMBASSADOR IS HERE TO SEE YOU. 70 00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:09,576 "SEND HIM TO THE SPECIAL MASTER." [ LAUGHTER ] 71 00:05:09,576 --> 00:05:14,381 CYBER AMBASSADOR CYBER AMBASSADOR SOUNDS LIKE THE I.T. GUY ASKED FOR A RAISE 72 00:05:14,381 --> 00:05:19,519 AND THEY WERE LIKE, "HOW ABOUT A FANCY NAME INSTEAD [ LAUGHTER ] 73 00:05:19,519 --> 00:05:22,789 YOU'RE THE CYBER AMBASSADOR. CAN WE GET THIS PRINTER WORKING? 74 00:05:22,789 --> 00:05:24,657 SOME NEWS FROM OVERSEAS, THE PRIME MINISTER OF PAKISTAN MET WITH VLADIMIR PUTIN, AND IT 75 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:33,266 LOOKED LIKE HE WAS REALLY STRUGGLING WITH HIS TRANSLATION HEADPHONES 76 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:33,667 STRUGGLING WITH HIS TRANSLATION HEADPHONES TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 77 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:47,380 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THERE WE GO. 78 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:53,953 WHOOP. [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ LAUGHTER ] 79 00:05:53,953 --> 00:06:07,400 >> Jimmy: HOLD ON. >> CAN SOMEBODY HELP ME? >> Jimmy: YEAH 80 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:10,036 THERE YOU GO THERE YOU GO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 81 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:13,173 [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ LAUGHTER ] [ SAD TUBA ] 82 00:06:13,173 --> 00:06:17,043 >> Jimmy: THAT GUY IS THE LEADER OF 220 MILLION PEOPLE I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW. 83 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:19,045 THEN HE FINALLY GOT THE HEADSET IN AND HIS PANTS FELL DOWN [ LAUGHTER ] 84 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:25,218 GUYS, THIS IS FUN. TOMORROW, FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2019, OKTOBERFEST KICKS 85 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:39,299 OFF IN MUNICH. >> Steve: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 86 00:06:39,299 --> 00:06:41,501 >> Jimmy: YEAH IT'S THAT CLASSIC TIME FOR OKTOBERFEST -- SEPTEMBER 87 00:06:41,501 --> 00:06:45,305 [ LAUGHTER ] TOMORROW IS OKTOBERFEST. IT BEGINS IN MUNICH. 88 00:06:45,305 --> 00:06:46,673 MEANWHILE HERE IN NEW YORK, THE U.N. GENERAL ASSEMBLY IS UNDERWAY 89 00:06:46,673 --> 00:06:48,308 SO WE THOUGHT WE WOULD INTRODUCE A NEW SEGMENT CALLED "WORLD LEADERS ARE MORE FUN 90 00:06:48,308 --> 00:06:54,347 "WORLD LEADERS ARE MORE FUN WITH OOMPAH MUSIC. CHECK IT OUT 91 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:11,131 * 92 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:19,539 [ CLAPPING ] * * 93 00:07:19,539 --> 00:07:23,243 [ CLAPPING ] * >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO 94 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:26,212 NOT BAD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, THIS IS VERY INTERESTING 95 00:07:26,212 --> 00:07:28,114 I SAW THAT A GROWING NUMBER OF MEN ARE GETTING AN EXPENSIVE SURGERY THAT LENGTHENS THEIR 96 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:31,651 LEGS SO THAT THEY CAN BE TALLER HIGGINS, WOULD YOU EVER DO 97 00:07:31,651 --> 00:07:36,356 SOMETHING LIKE THAT? >> Steve: NO [ LAUGHTER ] 98 00:07:36,356 --> 00:07:38,692 PROBABLY NOT -- I MEAN IF I -- THE RECOVERY TIME WAS SHORT OR I HAD A DOCTOR I TRUSTED, 99 00:07:38,692 --> 00:07:40,960 MAYBE. BUT I FEEL PRETTY GOOD ABOUT MYSELF 100 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:45,865 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S GOOD. WHAT ABOUT YOU TARIQ >> Tariq: DEFINITELY NOT 101 00:07:45,865 --> 00:07:50,570 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW WHY SOME MEN ARE INSECURE ABOUT THEIR HEIGHT. 102 00:07:50,570 --> 00:07:52,072 I'VE ALWAYS BEEN COMFORTABLE WITH THE HEIGHT I'VE ALWAYS BEEN 103 00:07:52,072 --> 00:08:01,014 7'1. HOW ABOUT YOU, JIMMY >> Jimmy: NO, WAY. 104 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:02,649 EVEN IF THERE WERE NO MEDICAL RISKS TO THIS PROCEDURE -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 105 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:08,521 I -- I STILL WOULDN'T -- STILL WOULDN'T DO IT >> Tariq: OH, NO 106 00:08:08,521 --> 00:08:14,394 JIMMY, OH, NO! * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 107 00:08:14,394 --> 00:08:17,263 >> Jimmy: I'M FINE >> Steve: THAT WAS A LITTLE PLAY 108 00:08:17,263 --> 00:08:26,539 TONY AWARD >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, FRANCE JUST UNVEILED A NEW HIGH SPEED 109 00:08:26,539 --> 00:08:32,779 TRAIN COMING TO PARIS THAT CAN REACH A MAXIMUM SPEED OF NEARLY 220 MILES PER HOUR 110 00:08:32,779 --> 00:08:36,383 IT'S AN AMAZING SERVICE. YOU GET TO WORK EARLY AND YOU GET FREE BOTOX 111 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:41,287 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, EVERYBODY, A GOOD LOOKING SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 112 00:08:41,287 --> 00:08:46,926 CAMERON DIAZ IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALSO FROM "HOUSE OF THE 113 00:08:46,926 --> 00:08:51,898 DRAGON," MATT SMITH IS ON THE SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 114 00:08:51,898 --> 00:08:57,604 AND WE GOT MUSIC FROM SHERYL CROW! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 115 00:08:57,604 --> 00:08:58,938 YES! LET'S GO WRITE SOME "THANK YOU NOTES. 116 00:08:58,938 --> 00:08:59,406 LET'S GO WRITE SOME "THANK YOU NOTES. COME ON OVER, EVERYBODY. 117 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:05,779 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 118 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:14,421 >> Jimmy: TODAY IS FRIDAY, AND THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP ON SOME PERSONAL STUFF 119 00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:16,723 YOU KNOW, I CHECK MY INBOX, I RETURN SOME EMAILS AND, OF COURSE, I SEND OUT 120 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:20,093 THANK YOU NOTES. AND I WAS RUNNING A BIT BEHIND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 121 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:22,295 THANKS FOR LETTING ME WRITE SOME NOTES TONIGHT JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU 122 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:30,503 NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE * [ LAUGHTER ] 123 00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:34,207 >> Steve: IS HE OKAY >> Jimmy: GREAT MOOD TONIGHT >> Steve: YEAH, WOW. 124 00:09:34,207 --> 00:09:38,912 >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO * THANK YOU, HAYRIDES, FOR GIVING 125 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:47,053 KIDS THE CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE HOW FUN IT IS TO BE HAY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 126 00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:49,723 YOU GO ON RIDES ALL THE TIME IT'S COOL MAN. >> Steve: BEHAVE 127 00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:57,497 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HEY! [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 128 00:09:57,497 --> 00:10:00,166 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, ANSWERING SOMEONE'S TEXTS WITH A THUMBS 129 00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:06,773 UP, FOR SAYING, "THIS IS WHERE THE CONVERSATION ENDS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 130 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,408 >> Steve: 110 WE'RE GOOD >> Jimmy: WE'RE GOOD, WE'RE GOOD 131 00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:15,515 YEAH, YEAH, SURE, SURE, SURE >> Steve: DONE-ZO. >> Jimmy: WE'RE GOOD 132 00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:19,686 * THANK YOU, APPLE PICKING, FOR SOMEHOW COSTING FIVE TIMES MORE 133 00:10:19,686 --> 00:10:27,894 THAN WHEN SOMEONE ELSE DOES IT FOR YOU. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 134 00:10:27,894 --> 00:10:30,930 WHAT I PICKED THESE I PICKED THESE - 135 00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:33,767 >> Steve: HOW MUCH >> Jimmy: 20 TIMES MORE THAN I WOULD NORMALLY BUY AT THE 136 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:38,038 STORE. >> Steve: I BUY THEM AT WHOLE FOODS, TOO 137 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:44,511 $300 FOR AN APPLE? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S PRETTY STEEP. 138 00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:46,713 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, MATCHSTICKS, FOR BEING 139 00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:50,850 TOOTHPICKS THAT GOT THEIR NAILS DONE OH 140 00:10:50,850 --> 00:11:00,226 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: THAT WAS A CUTE ONE. * 141 00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:04,931 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD LAUGH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: YEAH, VERY GOOD 142 00:11:04,931 --> 00:11:07,133 LAUGH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GREAT LAUGH YEAH 143 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:09,736 >> Steve: THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL >> Jimmy: THIS IS A GOOD-LAUGHING CROWD. 144 00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:12,372 I LOVE THIS CROWD. >> Steve: IT'S A GOOD FRIDAY CROWD, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 145 00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:15,208 >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT? DON'T RUIN IT, DON'T RUIN IT WE'RE HAVING A GOOD THING. 146 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:19,079 DON'T RUIN IT. [ CHEERS ] >> Steve: I DIDN'T HEAR YOU. 147 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:23,516 WHAT DID YOU SAY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I SAID, NEW YORK CITY 148 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:27,554 IS THE BEST CITY IN THE WORLD! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S WHAT I SAID 149 00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:32,592 YOU KNOW I SAID THAT ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO 150 00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:35,228 * THANK YOU, CHICKEN NUGGETS AND FISH STICKS, FOR NOT MAKING IT 151 00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:42,635 AWKWARD WHEN YOU SHOWED UP TO THE PARTY IN THE SAME OUTFIT IT'S LIKE, OH -- 152 00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:46,106 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE REALLY THANK YOU, LEAF BLOWERS, FOR 153 00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:53,480 BEING THERE WHENEVER I WANT TO MAKE MY PROBLEM SOMEONE ELSE'S PROBLEM. 154 00:11:53,480 --> 00:12:01,454 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE HOW YOU DOING, DAVE? >> Steve: SIX IN THE MORNING, 155 00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:06,926 DAVE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS GAS POWERED 156 00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:11,398 TOO. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN TELL [ IMMITATING AN ENGINE START ] 157 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:14,901 TOOK THE ENGINE FROM MY SON'S DIRT BIKE AND PUT ON THE LEAF BLOWER 158 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:18,071 >> Steve: TOOK OFF THE MUFFLER TO GIVE IT MORE TORQUE >> Jimmy: I TOOK OFF THE 159 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:21,775 MUFFLER -- IT JUST SOUNDS COOLER [ IMMITATING AN ENGINE START ] 160 00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:25,378 GOOD MORNING, DAVE APPRECIATE YA. MIGHT WANT TO STEP ON THAT 161 00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:33,486 PAPER BAG THAT'S ON FIRE ON YOUR FRONT PORCH [ LAUGHTER ] 162 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:35,255 >> Steve: PUT SOME SUGAR IN YOUR GAS TANK, DAVE. AND FLAT TIRES BUT ENJOY THE 163 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,190 LEAF BLOWER. >> Jimmy: WON'T YOU COME ON OVER 164 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:39,259 I WANT TO GIVE YOU A WEDGIE, OKAY COME ON. 165 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,461 JUST TURN AROUND [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, BUDDY 166 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,663 BEST NEIGHBOR EVER >> Steve: 3:00 IN THE MORNING, DAVE 167 00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:48,234 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S 3:00 IN THE MORNING SOMEWHERE, DAVE. 168 00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:57,410 [ LAUGHTER ] [ ENGINE SOUND ] [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 169 00:12:57,410 --> 00:13:00,146 [ ENGINE REVVING ] FOR BLOWING LEAVES >> Steve: YEAH 170 00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:02,048 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> Steve: TOOK HIS SON'S DIRT BIKE MOTOR 171 00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:03,883 [ LAUGHTER ] SO NOW THIS KID DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A DIRT BIKE 172 00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:09,556 >> Jimmy: HE DOESN'T EVEN NEED TO RIDE IT, DAVE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 173 00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:11,091 HE'S HAD ENOUGH FUN ON THE INTERNET AND PLAYING ROBOTS, WHATEVER 174 00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:15,362 CHECK THIS THING OUT [ ENGINE REVVING ] >> Steve: GOT A NEW CHAINSAW 175 00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:20,700 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ IMMITATING CHAINSAW [ IMMITATING ENGINE SOUNDS ] 176 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:27,374 [ LAUGHTER ] * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, ELECTRICAL 177 00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:33,947 OUTLETS, FOR BEING WALL NOSTRILS OH, THAT'S NICE. 178 00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:41,454 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * THANK YOU, CINNAMON STICKS, FOR 179 00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:42,889 LOOKING LIKE YOU'D BE DELIVERED BY A RAVEN WITH NEWS FROM THE NORTH. 180 00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:51,631 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE MR. FALLON >> Steve: INDEED 181 00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:56,770 >> Jimmy: SPICE THE CIDER. >> Steve: DAVE GOT A NEW CHAINSAW 182 00:13:56,770 --> 00:13:59,839 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, 183 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:07,280 ROGER FEDERER, AS A COMPETITOR, NO ONE WAS BETTERER OR MORE OF A GO GETTERER. 184 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:14,587 AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, JUST ASK EDDIE VEDDERER. [ APPLAUSE ] 185 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:24,097 * * OH ROGER RETIRE YEAH ROGER 186 00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:31,304 WHOA ROGER RETIRED ROGER * * 187 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:33,506 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THOSE ARE OUR "THANK YOU 188 00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:36,343 NOTES. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CAMERON DIAZ 189 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:44,751 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Steve: GO 190 00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:49,122 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: READY. CUT ME OFF 191 00:14:53,860 --> 00:15:09,542 >> AH! >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A VERY TALENTED ACTOR AND 192 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:11,711 A "NEW YORK TIMES" BESTSELLING AUTHOR SHE'S ALSO THE COFOUNDER OF THE 193 00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:17,951 WINE BRAND, "AVALINE," WHICH IS AVAILABLE AT DRINKAVALINE.COM. PLEASE WELCOME THE ONE AND ONLY 194 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:19,452 PLEASE WELCOME THE ONE AND ONLY CAMERON DIAZ, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 195 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:48,982 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 196 00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:50,650 >> Jimmy: OH THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE. 197 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:53,586 CAMI D.! >> YOU KNOW IT WHAT UP? 198 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,789 >> Jimmy: COME ON, WELCOME BACK WELCOME BACK TO -- 199 00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,957 [ LAUGHTER ] >> JIMMY >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE 200 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,592 YOU. >> I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU 201 00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:01,361 I MISS YOU >> I MISS YOU. >> Jimmy: SINCE THE LAST TIME I 202 00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:03,029 HAD TALKED TO YOU -- YOU WERE VERY NICE ON ZOOM. >> HAD A VERY GOOD TIME DURING 203 00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:06,800 COVID TOGETHER >> Jimmy: DOING THAT -- I APPRECIATE THAT. 204 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:10,103 AND DURING COVID, YOU -- YOU HAD A BABY >> I DID 205 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:13,707 >> Jimmy: A BEAUTIFUL BABY SO CUTE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 206 00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:15,909 * SO CUTE. >> WELL I PHYSICALLY, BUT WE 207 00:16:15,909 --> 00:16:17,777 BROUGHT OUR CHILD TO OUR HOME. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND WE HAVE AN INCREDIBLE 208 00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:21,147 FAMILY NOW >> Jimmy: NOW YOU GOT -- >> IT'S SO INCREDIBLE. 209 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,049 >> Jimmy: NOW YOU HAVE A A TODDLER NOW. >> YES, A TODDLER. 210 00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:25,518 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE A A PARENT >> I'M A TRUE, FULL-BLOWN 211 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:28,455 PARENT >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT'S THE BEST THING EVER. 212 00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:30,824 >> Jimmy: I THINK CAMERON DIAZ WOULD BE A FANTASTIC PARENT. >> WELL, MY PAR -- WELL, A LOT 213 00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:35,462 OF MY FRIENDS SAY I'M VERY NURTURING. [ LAUGHTER ] 214 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:39,265 >> Jimmy: I WOULD TAKE THAT. IS THAT A COMPLIMENT YOU'D BE LIKE -- 215 00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:41,801 >> THAT'S, LIKE, SOME OF THE FEEDBACK THAT I GET OFTEN. IT'S LIKE, "YOU'RE VERY 216 00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:45,638 NURTURING. >> Jimmy: "VERY NURTURING. YOU'RE LIKE, "WHAT DOES THAT 217 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:50,310 MEAN EXACTLY?" YEAH, IS THAT A GOOD THING >> OKAY, YEAH, I LIKE THAT 218 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:52,846 >> I WAS LIKE, "NO, I LIKE IT. I LIKE IT. I'LL TAKE IT." 219 00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,814 YEAH >> Jimmy: I WANT TO WISH YOU A A HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, BY 220 00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:57,217 THE WAY, AS WELL >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 221 00:16:57,217 --> 00:17:00,020 I'M -- >> Jimmy: DID YOU PARTY? >> WHAT -- WHAT IS IT? 222 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,921 I'M 50 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 223 00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:03,757 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "50 YEARS OLD! SOUR OR -- 224 00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:06,393 >> YEAH. I KNOW I LOVE IT. 225 00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:07,660 IT'S SO GREAT. >> Jimmy: WHAT -- DID -- DID YOU HAVE A PARTY 226 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,562 >> WELL, I DID HAVE A LITTLE, LITTLE PARTY, OF COURSE. IF I WAS HAVING, LIKE, A BIG 227 00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:11,031 PARTY, YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN INVITED. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. 228 00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:12,332 OF COURSE. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S ALL RIGHT 229 00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:14,034 I THOUGHT WAS GETTING OUT. LIKE, YEAH DID YOU HAVE A PARTY 230 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,669 THAT'S INTERESTING IF YOU DID, BECAUSE YEAH >> YEAH, I DID 231 00:17:15,669 --> 00:17:18,204 NO, NO, NO I DIDN'T, I DIDN'T IT WAS LIKE -- 232 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,507 >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE NOT. YEAH >> -- "SHOULD'VE STAYED OUT AT 233 00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:22,042 HOME IT'S FINE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT WAS ONLY, 234 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,543 LIKE, 300 -- >> I -- YEAH >> Jimmy: -- 300 PEOPLE. 235 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,645 THAT WAS IT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT WAS REALLY SMALL 236 00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:27,747 YOU KNOW, I'M NOT, LIKE, A HUGE BIRTHDAY PERSON. BUT BENJ IS JUST -- HE LOVES A 237 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,749 A BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION >> Jimmy: HE -- >> YOU KNOW, HE REALLY LIKES TO 238 00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,084 CELEBRATE. >> Jimmy: HE LOVES TO CELEBRATE. 239 00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:32,686 >> REMEMBER THE BIRTHDAY THAT WE HAD -- THAT HE -- LIKE, THE SURPRISE BIRTHDAY? 240 00:17:32,686 --> 00:17:34,587 >> Jimmy: I WAS GOING TO SAY DO YOU REMEMBER THAT? BECAUSE IT WAS A SURPRISE 241 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,790 PARTY. >> IT WAS A SURPRISE BIRTHDAY. [ LAUGHTER ] 242 00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:38,224 AND YOU GUYS WERE ALL STUCK IN THE BATHROOM FOR, LIKE, A HALF AN HOUR. 243 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:40,293 >> Jimmy: I WAS IN THE BATHTUB [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS GWYNETH PALTROW'S HOUSE 244 00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:43,596 AND IT WAS A SURPRISE PARTY FOR YOU AND YOU WERE LATE. >> I -- I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A 245 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:48,068 A SURPRISE PARTY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OF COURSE, HOW -- 246 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,503 >> AND I'M ALWAYS LATE >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH INEVITABLY, IT'S LIKE, "YEAH, 247 00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:53,273 HOW DO YOU -- BUT WE'RE ALL STUCK IN THE BATHTUB WE'RE LIKE, "WHY ARE WE HIDING 248 00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:56,343 IN THE BATHTUB WHEN WE COULD HIDE ANYWHERE IN THE WHOLE HOUSE? 249 00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:58,745 >> IF YOU -- ANYWHERE ELSE >> Jimmy: BUT WE'RE ALL JUST IN THIS 250 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,847 IT WAS ME AND DREW AND MY WIFE AND WE'RE ALL -- IT WAS LIKE TEN OF US IN THIS BATHROOM 251 00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:03,550 WAITING FOR YOU. >> YEAH, IT WAS -- THE PICTURE -- I WISH -- 252 00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:06,386 SOMEBODY HAS A PICTURE OF IT BY THE WAY. [ LAUGHTER ] 253 00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:09,356 IT'S, LIKE -- WE'RE REALLY FUNNY. WE SHOULD HAVE -- 254 00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:12,525 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS A BLAST >> -- THOUGHT OF SOMETHING A A LITTLE BIT 255 00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,060 WE SHOULD'VE HAD THAT PICTURE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE SHOULD'VE HAD THAT PHOTO 256 00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:16,129 >> YOU SHOULD'VE HAD THAT PHOTO. >> Jimmy: PEOPLE ARE VERY 257 00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:17,764 EXCITED ABOUT THIS YOU'RE MAKING YOUR RETURN TO ACTING, BUDDY. 258 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:22,702 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND I'M -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 259 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:24,504 YOU'LL BE STARRING ALONGSIDE JAMIE FOXX, WHO WE LOVE IN THE NETFLIX MOVIE, "BACK IN 260 00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:27,407 ACTION." >> YES >> Jimmy: A PERFECT TITLE FOR 261 00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:30,110 THIS >> I KNOW. LITERALLY. 262 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:31,778 I WAS LIKE, 'HEY, GUYS, SO WHAT IS THE -- WHAT'S THE TITLE OF THIS?" 263 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:35,382 AND THEY'RE LIKE, "BACK IN ACTION." I WAS LIKE, "OH! 264 00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:38,752 >> Jimmy: THAT'S IN -- "HELLO. IS THIS LOOKING AT ME? I'M BACK." 265 00:18:38,752 --> 00:18:41,054 [ LAUGHTER ] >> THIS IS -- I CAN REALLY FEEL LIKE I'M VERY CONNECTED TO THIS 266 00:18:41,054 --> 00:18:43,456 CHARACTER ALREADY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT THE THING YOU DID 267 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:46,526 ON THE INTERNET YOU DID WITH JAMIE AND TOM BRADY. >> YEAH. 268 00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:50,363 >> Jimmy: IT WAS HILARIOUS >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, "I'M 269 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:52,532 COMING OUT OF RETIREMENT DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY ADVICE?" AND JAMIE BE LIKE, "I HAVE ONE 270 00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:54,300 GUY. >> "ONE GUY, I KNOW. >> Jimmy: AND TOM BRADY GETS 271 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,236 ON HE'S LIKE, "YOU WANT TO TALK I'LL GIVE YOU ADVICE." 272 00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:58,972 HE SAID IT [ LAUGHTER ] SO FUNNY 273 00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:01,007 ARE YOU NERVOUS? ARE YOU EXCITED? ARE YOU BOTH 274 00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:02,709 >> I'M BOTH. YOU KNOW, IT'S -- I -- IT'S A LITTLE BIT OF, LIKE, MUSCLE 275 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:05,545 MEMORY YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN >> Jimmy: YEAH 276 00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,681 >> IT'S, SORT OF, LIKE, I DID THAT FOR SO LONG IT'S, KIND OF, LIKE, THE PROCESS I, KIND OF, 277 00:19:07,681 --> 00:19:11,117 JUST FELL BACK INTO IT BUT IT FEELS A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT. 278 00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:13,019 AND I'VE ALSO MADE TWO MOVIES WITH JAMIE, WHICH IS AMAZING THAT I GET TO MAKE -- THE LAST 279 00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:17,891 MOVIE I MADE WAS "ANNIE." WITH JAMIE. >> Jimmy: YEAH 280 00:19:17,891 --> 00:19:22,929 >> AND SO, THE FIRST MOVIE BACK IS THIS FILM WITH JAMIE. >> Jimmy: WITH JAMIE FOXX. 281 00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:25,665 >> SO, IT'S, LIKE, AMAZING >> Jimmy: HE'S A BLAST TO -- >> HE'S SO GREAT 282 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,401 HE'S SO EASY HE'S SO PROFESSIONAL HE'S SO TALENTED 283 00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:32,372 >> Jimmy: YEAH HE'S FUNNY >> AND JUST BEING ABLE TO WORK 284 00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:35,175 WITH HIM, IT'LL BE SO MUCH FUN >> Jimmy: YOU GET TO -- YOU GET TO LAUGH AND WORK WITH HIM 285 00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:36,810 >> YEAH. SO, I'M NERVOUS ABOUT THAT BECAUSE I HAVE TO LISTEN TO 286 00:19:36,810 --> 00:19:38,445 JAMIE BECAUSE HE, LIKE -- HE WILL GO. AND YOU'RE JUST LIKE, "OKAY. 287 00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:40,947 HE'S LIKE A -- YOU KNOW -- >> Jimmy: YEAH >> A RACEHORSE 288 00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:42,949 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> LIKE, AS SOON AS YOU LET HIM OUT, HE'S JUST LIKE -- 289 00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:45,452 >> Jimmy: HE'S LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, NO 290 00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:47,721 HE COMES ON THE SHOW AND I -- I JUST SIT BACK. >> YEAH, YOU'RE LIKE -- 291 00:19:47,721 --> 00:19:49,589 >> Jimmy: AND YOU GO GRAB A MICROPHONE AND HE'S LIKE -- AND HE START DOING IMPRESSIONS 292 00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,891 I GO, "JUST TAKE THE SHOW. >> JUST TAKE IT. >> Jimmy: TAKE IT AND RUN 293 00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:53,760 BUDDY. YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 294 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,363 >> I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO, LIKE, SUPPORT HIM ALONG THE WAY. 295 00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:58,565 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN >> Jimmy: YEAH, ME TOO I GO TOO 296 00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:02,068 JUST GO FOR IT IT'S YOUR SHOW >> YEAH. 297 00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:04,037 >> Jimmy: JAMIE FOXX, TAKE OVER, MAN. >> YEAH, SO -- 298 00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:06,306 >> Jimmy: YEAH, ANY TIME >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT'S GOING TO BE 299 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,174 GREAT. CONGRATS ON THAT >> THANK YOU SO MUCH 300 00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:10,176 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR WINE, AVALINE BECAUSE THIS IS A GIANT HIT. 301 00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:11,611 I THINK THE LAST TIME WE TALKED WAS WHEN YOU WERE LAUNCHING THIS 302 00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,413 >> LAUNCHING IT. YEAH, YOU WERE A REALLY BIG HELP FOR THAT. 303 00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:16,383 THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> Jimmy: JUST ME ALONE. I ORDERED A LOT. 304 00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:18,985 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S ALL -- IT'S ALL GOING -- [ APPLAUSE ] 305 00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:21,688 IT'S ALL GOING IN HERE, PAL. CONGRATS I'M THE GUY TO GO TO WHEN YOU 306 00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:23,690 WANT TO SELL WINE. >> IT'S JUST LIKE ALL OF A A SUDDEN, THERE'S, LIKE, A 307 00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,225 A STRAW COMING IN FROM THE SIDE [ LAUGHTER ] 308 00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:26,760 >> Jimmy: YEAH DUDE -- >> JUST ACROSS 309 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:29,696 >> Jimmy: WE'RE GETTING ANOTHER CASE DELIVERED TO THE FALLON APARTMENT. 310 00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:32,399 I'M LIKE, "THERE WE GO." BUT THIS IT'S A BIG DEAL AND I REMEMBER WE WERE TALKING 311 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:36,369 ABOUT IT AND YOU'RE LIKE, "WELL, IT'S ORGANIC AND WE'VE GOT TO DO THIS 312 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:40,974 AND WE'RE WORKING ON IT. WE'RE -- IT'S GOING TO LITTLE PLACES AT THE START. 313 00:20:40,974 --> 00:20:43,143 IT'S NOW -- >> NO, WE WENT -- ACTUALLY WE WENT FULL BLOWN. 314 00:20:43,143 --> 00:20:44,878 WE WERE LIKE, "LET'S PUT THIS IN EVERY SINGLE GROCERY STORE WE POSSIBLY CAN ACROSS THE 315 00:20:44,878 --> 00:20:46,880 UNITED STATES SO THAT EVERYBODY CAN DRINK IT." >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT IT 316 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:51,685 WAS. >> THEY GET IT WHEN THEY GET YEAH 317 00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:53,653 >> Jimmy: SOMEONE WAS ASKING YOU TO NOT DO THAT >> EXACTLY 318 00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:56,723 WELL, THEY WERE TELLING US WE COULDN'T, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: YES, SORRY 319 00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:58,458 [ LAUGHTER ] >> THEY TOLD US THAT WE COULDN'T 320 00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:01,294 >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT THERE -- AND, YEAH >> YEAH. 321 00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:02,929 >> Jimmy: AND DON'T TELL CAMERON DIAZ SHE CAN'T >> WHAT? 322 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,798 OKAY >> Jimmy: OKAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 323 00:21:04,798 --> 00:21:07,167 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. >> JUST SAY "I COULD NOT." >> Jimmy: DON'T YOU DARE TELL 324 00:21:07,167 --> 00:21:09,402 CAMERON DIAZ SHE CAN'T [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SHE'LL PROVE TO YOU THAT SHE 325 00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:11,237 CAN. >> THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. >> Jimmy: WHEN -- 326 00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:13,640 >> I'M FROM LONG BEACH, Y'ALL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU DON'T TELL ME WHO'S OKAY 327 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:19,879 LONG BEACH LONG, ANYBODY? >> Jimmy: LONG BEACH 328 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,848 OH, MY GOD IN NEW YORK CITY TOO, YOU'RE GETTING CHILDS IN LINE 329 00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:27,087 >> I KNOW, I KNOW. >> Jimmy: AVALINE, THIS IS THE -- THIS IS THE LABEL HERE. 330 00:21:27,087 --> 00:21:28,688 >> YES >> Jimmy: IT'S VERY -- AND A A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING, 331 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:30,590 "HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE 'AVALINE'? PEOPLE ARE SAYING -- 332 00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:33,126 >> YOU DID A GREAT JOB JUST NOW. >> Jimmy: I KNOW 333 00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:37,797 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I LIKE AVALINE 334 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:40,667 I -- YEAH. >> AVALINE >> Jimmy: AVALINE. 335 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:43,169 >> IT'S AVALINE. >> Jimmy: IT'S AVALINE IT'S AVALINE 336 00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:46,573 >> AVALINE >> Jimmy: PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "WHAT IS IT? 337 00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:49,209 >> AVALINE >> Jimmy: IT'S AVALINE YOU ACTUALLY PUT OUT A NICE 338 00:21:49,209 --> 00:21:50,844 INSTAGRAM BECAUSE PEOPLE WERE SAYING IN YOUR DMs GOING, "HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE IT? 339 00:21:50,844 --> 00:21:52,479 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND YOU PUT IT AT A VERY -- 340 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:54,647 >> HE'S LIKE GOING, "AVA-LINE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OR "AVA-LINE." >> "AVA-LINE." 341 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,850 >> Jimmy: NO, "AVALINE." >> "AVALINE. >> Jimmy: HERE'S YOUR RESPONSE 342 00:21:56,850 --> 00:21:58,118 >> Jimmy: HERE'S YOUR RESPONSE VIDEO. IT'S VERY NICE 343 00:21:58,852 --> 00:21:59,519 >> ONE OF THE QUESTIONS WE GET 344 00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:00,954 OFTEN ON THE AVALINE DMs IS "HOW DO YOU SAY THE NAME OF YOUR WINE? 345 00:22:00,954 --> 00:22:03,056 IT'S A-VA-LINE IT'S "AVALINE. AVALINE. 346 00:22:03,056 --> 00:22:08,762 IT'S CALLED "AVALINE." * AVALINE * AVALINE, BITCHES 347 00:22:08,762 --> 00:22:11,398 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO YEAH, THAT LAST ONE SNUCK IN 348 00:22:11,398 --> 00:22:13,133 THERE. VERY, VERY, VERY HAPPY AND -- 349 00:22:13,133 --> 00:22:14,968 >> IT WAS A JOYOUS MOMENT. >> Jimmy: IT REALLY WAS A JOYOUS MOMENT. 350 00:22:14,968 --> 00:22:17,504 [ LAUGHTER ] CONGRATS ON THE SUCCESS OF IT. >> THANK YOU 351 00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:19,806 >> Jimmy: I DID SAY AND I WILL CONTINUE TO SAY, I LIKE THE LABELS 352 00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:26,713 BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL DIFFERENT. >> YES >> Jimmy: THEY ALL TELL YOU 353 00:22:26,713 --> 00:22:29,315 EXACTLY WHAT IT TASTES LIKE. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU GO -- "SO YOU -- 354 00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:32,919 YOU CAN -- >> SO, YOU KNOW WHEN YOU GO INTO A GROCERY STORE AND YOU, 355 00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:34,754 KIND OF, KNOW ONE VARIETAL BECAUSE YOU -- THAT'S THE ONE YOU TASTED AND YOU'RE, KIND OF, 356 00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:36,089 LIKE, "I LIKE THE WAY THAT TASTES." >> Jimmy: YEAH 357 00:22:36,089 --> 00:22:38,091 >> "WHAT WOULD IT TASTE LIKE IF YOU WANT SOMETHING THAT'S FULL BODIED OR HAS A LITTLE BIT OF 358 00:22:38,091 --> 00:22:39,893 FRUIT, A LITTLE BIT OF SPICE, OR A DRY WHITE, CRISP WHITE? INSTEAD OF SAYING -- TRYING TO 359 00:22:39,893 --> 00:22:41,594 FIND THE VARIETAL THAT TASTES LIKE THAT, WE JUST TELL YOU WHAT IT TASTES LIKE ON THE 360 00:22:41,594 --> 00:22:53,139 BOTTLE >> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT GREAT 361 00:22:53,139 --> 00:22:56,309 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> OR YOU CAN JUST GO AND GO, "THAT'S THE WINE I WANT. 362 00:22:56,309 --> 00:23:02,649 >> Jimmy: SO I GO IN, USUALLY I GO, "BOX OR GLASS. [ LAUGHTER ] 363 00:23:02,649 --> 00:23:04,284 YOU KNOW, THAT'S -- IT'S WHERE I'M GOING. YOU CAN ACTUALLY PRETEND 364 00:23:04,284 --> 00:23:06,052 YOU KNOW YOU'RE TALKING LIKE, "IS THIS, LIKE, MEDIUM TO FULL-BODIED I'M FEELING? 365 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:09,255 >> YEAH, YEAH. WELL -- >> Jimmy: NOTES OF, LIKE, RED 366 00:23:09,255 --> 00:23:11,157 BERRIES AND A LITTLE HINT OF COCOA IN THIS? >> YES 367 00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:14,060 [ LAUGHTER ] YES, I WAS GIVING THAT ON MY PALLETS. 368 00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:15,962 >> Jimmy: YOU WERE GETTING ABOUT -- >> YES 369 00:23:15,962 --> 00:23:18,398 >> Jimmy: "JIMMY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY A LITTLE HERE? >> SURE. 370 00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:21,768 >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY -- >> THIS SAYS -- OH SO, THIS IS -- THIS IS OUR 371 00:23:21,768 --> 00:23:24,404 CABERNET SO, WE JUST -- >> Jimmy: A LITTLE CABERNET 372 00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:32,078 SAUVIGNON. >> YES, YES. WE JUST LAUNCHED THIS ON 373 00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:33,780 DRINKAVALINE.COM AND IT'S OUR -- AND IT'S OUR CABERNET 374 00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:36,216 SO, WE DON'T DO -- WE DO VARIETALS ON OUR WEBSITE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 375 00:23:36,216 --> 00:23:42,655 YEP, YEP, YEP. >> Jimmy: CHEERS >> AND CHEERS TO US. 376 00:23:42,655 --> 00:23:50,330 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: I MEAN, GORGEOUSITY. 377 00:23:50,330 --> 00:23:53,266 I LOVE IT. CAMERON DIAZ, EVERYBODY. AVALINE. 378 00:23:53,266 --> 00:23:55,135 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHEN WE COME BACK, CAMERON AND I ARE GOING HEAD-TO-HEAD IN 379 00:23:55,135 --> 00:23:59,105 A WINE SCOOTER RACE. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 380 00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:11,317 * [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ LAUGHTER ] 381 00:24:11,317 --> 00:24:18,058 [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 382 00:24:18,058 --> 00:24:30,070 * >> Jimmy: HEY, EVERYBODY WE ARE BACK WITH CAMERON DIAZ 383 00:24:30,070 --> 00:24:36,242 TO CELEBRATE CAMERON'S WINE AVALINE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 384 00:24:36,242 --> 00:24:39,279 SHE AND I ARE GOING TO FACE OFF IN THE WORLD'S FIRST EVER WINE SCOOTER RACE 385 00:24:39,279 --> 00:24:43,216 >> WE'VE DONE THIS BEFORE. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU READY FOR THIS 386 00:24:43,216 --> 00:24:47,487 >> I'M READY FOR THIS. >> Jimmy: NOW, HERE'S THE WAY IT'S GOING TO WORK 387 00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:49,322 WE'RE GOING TO BE RIDING THESE ONE OF A KIND GRAPE SCOOTERS WHILE WEARING THESE WINE 388 00:24:49,322 --> 00:24:59,199 HELMETS. OKAY CAMERON AND I -- 389 00:24:59,199 --> 00:25:01,201 >> ARE THE GRAPES? I'M SO GLAD, CAUSE RIGHT NOW, I'VE SEEN CHILD BIRTH AND THIS 390 00:25:01,201 --> 00:25:03,136 LOOKS LIKE A DIFFERENT SITUATION. [ LAUGHTER ] 391 00:25:03,136 --> 00:25:04,871 >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? >> WOMEN, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M 392 00:25:04,871 --> 00:25:07,507 TALKING ABOUT? >> Jimmy: BEAUTIFUL GRAPES THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL GRAPES 393 00:25:07,507 --> 00:25:09,142 >> THEY ARE GRAPES >> Jimmy: THEY ARE GRAPES. CAMERON AND I WILL RACE OUT OF 394 00:25:09,142 --> 00:25:11,111 THESE DOORS PAST OUR ROLLER SKATING COCKTAIL WAITER. AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO HEAD TO 395 00:25:11,111 --> 00:25:16,683 THE ELEVATOR BEND AND GO AROUND THE WINE MIME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 396 00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:19,619 WHY DOES HE GET AN APPLAUSE? OH, YOU DROPPED IT >> HE'S JUGGLING BREADSTICKS 397 00:25:19,619 --> 00:25:21,588 >> Jimmy: THEN WE'RE GOING TO GO BACK DOWN THE HALLWAY AND PASS A BACHELORETTE PARTY WHO'S 398 00:25:21,588 --> 00:25:29,763 BEEN ROSE-ING ALL DAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND AFTER THAT, WE'LL BE 399 00:25:29,763 --> 00:25:35,068 CAREFUL TO AVOID OUR SEVEN FOOT-TALL WINE BOTTLE -- >> HOLY! 400 00:25:35,068 --> 00:25:37,137 >> Jimmy: -- TAKE A RIGHT THROUGH THE LOW HANGING GRAPES AND FOR THE LAST LEG OF THE 401 00:25:37,137 --> 00:25:38,672 RACE WE'LL HEAD THROUGH CORK ALLEY. WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE HASTHTAG 402 00:25:38,672 --> 00:25:44,878 THE PANDA AND THE T-SHIRT YETI ARE HAVING A CORK FIGHT. NOW, THE FIRST PERSON TO CROSS 403 00:25:44,878 --> 00:25:49,816 THROUGH THE BOXES OF WINE WINS AND THAT'S WHERE WE'LL CELEBRATE WITH SOME DELICIOUS 404 00:25:49,816 --> 00:25:51,751 AVALINE WINE CAMERON, ARE YOU READY FOR THIS 405 00:25:51,751 --> 00:25:57,123 >> I'M SO READY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DON'T FORGET YOUR BRAKE. 406 00:25:57,123 --> 00:26:03,797 >> Jimmy: YEAH, DON'T FORGET THE BRAKES >> JIMMY HATES TO LOSE 407 00:26:03,797 --> 00:26:05,765 >> Jimmy: JIMMY DOESN'T USE BRAKES >> HE DOESN'T LIKE IT. 408 00:26:05,765 --> 00:26:08,168 >> Jimmy: JIMMY DOESN'T USE BRAKES [ LAUGHTER ] 409 00:26:08,168 --> 00:26:11,671 >> Steve: READY? >> Jimmy: YEAH I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN A SPEEDO 410 00:26:11,671 --> 00:26:13,840 AND A BIKINI >> Steve: WHAT'S THAT? NO, THAT WAS JUST MY 411 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:16,242 OFF-CAMERA - >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, SORRY. [ LAUGHTER ] 412 00:26:16,242 --> 00:26:22,582 >> Steve: THREE, TWO, ONE, GO! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU CUT ME OFF 413 00:26:22,582 --> 00:26:33,626 * >> Jimmy: OH, MY -- SORRY, SORRY! 414 00:26:33,626 --> 00:26:38,131 >> THE OTHER WAY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SORRY! 415 00:26:38,131 --> 00:26:42,602 DID I MAKE YOU DROP YOUR WINE, MIME * 416 00:26:42,602 --> 00:26:53,513 >> WAIT, ARE WE SUPPOSED TO -- >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD >> WHOO! 417 00:26:53,513 --> 00:27:01,187 * WAIT, ARE WE SUPPOSED TO - [ SCREAMING 418 00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:06,426 >> Jimmy: OH MY GOD. >> WHOO! [ SCREAMING 419 00:27:06,426 --> 00:27:08,728 [ LAUGHTER ] I LOST MY HAT! [ LAUGHTER ] 420 00:27:08,728 --> 00:27:10,697 * >> Jimmy: BE CAREFUL DON'T HIT HER. 421 00:27:10,697 --> 00:27:12,565 >> READY >> Jimmy: YES. >> READY 422 00:27:12,565 --> 00:27:15,035 >> Jimmy: YES. GO FOR IT, BUD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 423 00:27:15,035 --> 00:27:18,905 >> WHOO! >> Jimmy: WE GOT TO THE FINISH LINE TOGETHER! 424 00:27:18,905 --> 00:27:22,709 MY THANKS TO CAMERON DIAZ. AVALINE IS AVAILABLE NOW THANKS, HIGGINS. 425 00:27:22,709 --> 00:27:31,351 AT DRINKAVALINE.COM. MATT SMITH JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. 426 00:27:31,351 --> 00:27:54,207 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 427 00:27:54,207 --> 00:27:56,076 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN EMMY-NOMINATED ACTOR WHO YOU KNOW FROM "DOCTOR WHO" AND "THE 428 00:27:56,076 --> 00:28:01,648 CROWN. AND NOW HE STARS IN THE SERIES "HOUSE OF THE DRAGON" WHICH 429 00:28:01,648 --> 00:28:03,383 AIRS SUNDAYS ON HBO. YOU CAN ALSO STREAM IT ON HBO MAX. 430 00:28:03,383 --> 00:28:06,086 YOU CAN ALSO STREAM IT ON HBO MAX. PLEASE WELCOME MATT SMITH. 431 00:28:28,808 --> 00:28:29,843 HERE >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME ON. 432 00:28:29,843 --> 00:28:31,244 >> Jimmy: I'M A BIG FAN OF YOUR WORK AND I'M SO HAPPY TO MEET YOU. 433 00:28:31,244 --> 00:28:33,113 >> LIKEWISE. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE A STUD. EVERYONE LOVES YOU 434 00:28:33,113 --> 00:28:36,282 [ CHEERS ] >> FLATTERY WILL GET YOU EVERYWHERE 435 00:28:36,282 --> 00:28:38,051 >> Jimmy: YEAH I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "HOUSE OF THE DRAGON." 436 00:28:38,051 --> 00:28:39,786 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: BUT I ALSO WANT TO TALK ABOUT ON "THE CROWN." 437 00:28:39,786 --> 00:28:41,654 YOU PLAY -- YEAH, I MEAN, MY GOD. PRINCE PHILIP. 438 00:28:41,654 --> 00:28:50,630 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU DID SUCH A GREAT JOB AS PRINCE PHILIP, NOMINATED FOR 439 00:28:50,630 --> 00:28:52,365 AWARDS AND ALL THIS STUFF. >> ALWAYS A BRIDESMAID I NEVER WIN. 440 00:28:52,365 --> 00:28:54,567 >> Jimmy: YEAH IT'S COOL. IT'S COOLER TO JUST BE 441 00:28:54,567 --> 00:28:56,536 NOMINATED. >> IS IT >> Jimmy: YEAH 442 00:28:56,536 --> 00:28:58,538 >> YOU'VE GOT LOADS, THOUGH, DON'T YOU? >> Jimmy: NO, I'VE NEVER BEEN 443 00:28:58,538 --> 00:29:00,340 NOMINATED. >> WHAT? [ LAUGHTER ] 444 00:29:00,340 --> 00:29:02,342 NO, JUST SAYING -- BUT IT SOUNDS COOL DID YOU EVER MEET ANY OF THE 445 00:29:02,342 --> 00:29:06,579 ROYALS DID YOU MEET THE QUEEN >> I MET HARRY 446 00:29:06,579 --> 00:29:09,849 AND NO, I MEAN, NOT THE QUEEN. I MET HARRY. I MET WILLIAM. 447 00:29:09,849 --> 00:29:11,818 I MET NOW-KING, KING CHARLES >> Jimmy: WOW. >> YEAH, HE CAME TO "DOCTOR 448 00:29:11,818 --> 00:29:14,888 WHO. HE WAS IMPECCABLY DRESSED. AND I WENT, "YOU'VE VERY WELL 449 00:29:14,888 --> 00:29:17,057 DRESSED. AND HE WENT, "NO, NO YOU'RE VERY WELL DRESSED." 450 00:29:17,057 --> 00:29:18,725 AND I WENT, "YOU'VE GOT MARVELOUS SHOES. AND HE WENT, "ACTUALLY, YOU'VE 451 00:29:18,725 --> 00:29:20,593 GOT MARVELOUS SHOES. AND I WENT, "THEY'RE RED." AND HE WENT, "BUT YOURS ARE 452 00:29:20,593 --> 00:29:22,328 RED. AND I WENT, "HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD YOURS? 453 00:29:22,328 --> 00:29:29,302 AND HE SAID, "35 YEARS." >> Jimmy: NO >> 35 YEARS. 454 00:29:29,302 --> 00:29:31,071 >> Jimmy: HE HAD HIS SHOES FOR 35 YEARS >> YOU'D THINK AS A KING HE'D 455 00:29:31,071 --> 00:29:33,907 BE ABLE TO -- YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 456 00:29:33,907 --> 00:29:36,209 >> AFFORD A NEW PAIR OF BOOTS. >> Jimmy: ANOTHER NEW PAIR OF SHOES. 457 00:29:36,209 --> 00:29:38,378 >> OH, YES >> Jimmy: LOOK AT, THIS IS A A PHOTO OF YOU GUYS IN FRONT OF 458 00:29:38,378 --> 00:29:41,448 THE -- >> YEAH, I LOOK LIKE I'VE WON A PRIZE. 459 00:29:41,448 --> 00:29:44,617 [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE I'VE RUN IN AND GONE -- "YEAH, MATE. 460 00:29:44,617 --> 00:29:47,354 >> Jimmy: HOW COOL IS THAT DID YOU GET NERVOUS? DID YOU KNOW THAT HE WAS 461 00:29:47,354 --> 00:29:56,096 COMING AND DID THEY HAVE -- WAS IT A BIG THING? 462 00:29:56,096 --> 00:29:58,732 >> YEAH, YEAH. THEY SORT OF LAY OUT THE RED CARPET AND ALL THAT. 463 00:29:58,732 --> 00:30:00,567 >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> BUT HE WAS ONLY A PRINCE THEN 464 00:30:00,567 --> 00:30:03,203 SO, HE WAS LIKE SMALL. IT WAS A SMALL - >> Jimmy: AT THAT POINT. 465 00:30:03,203 --> 00:30:05,071 NOW HE'S KING. YEAH, HE'S LIKE, "DO YOU REMEMBER ME? 466 00:30:05,071 --> 00:30:06,806 YEAH, OF COURSE. CAN WE TALK ABOUT "HOUSE OF THE DRAGON?" 467 00:30:06,806 --> 00:30:09,209 >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: CONGRATS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 468 00:30:09,209 --> 00:30:11,611 >> THANK YOU, BROTHER. >> Jimmy: GIANT HIT. YOU'RE AWESOME IN IT 469 00:30:11,611 --> 00:30:14,114 YOU'RE REALLY GOOD IN IT >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH >> Jimmy: I HAVE QUESTIONS 470 00:30:14,114 --> 00:30:18,385 ABOUT WHERE YOUR CHARACTER GOES I'M NOT COMPLETELY CAUGHT UP AS 471 00:30:18,385 --> 00:30:20,353 EVERYONE ELSE. >> DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY, GOOD 472 00:30:20,353 --> 00:30:22,122 >> DON'T BOTHER. >> Jimmy: CAN YOU -- WELL, EVENTUALLY YOU HAVE TO GET 473 00:30:22,122 --> 00:30:23,857 CAUGHT UP. >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT NOT RIGHT 474 00:30:23,857 --> 00:30:25,558 NOW. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT CAN YOU SET UP WHERE IT TAKES 475 00:30:25,558 --> 00:30:30,530 PLACE OR WHEN IT TAKES PLACE >> YEAH. SO, IT TAKES PLACE 175 YEARS - 476 00:30:30,530 --> 00:30:32,599 >> Jimmy: YES. >> IS THAT RIGHT IS THAT RIGHT -- 477 00:30:32,599 --> 00:30:34,968 BEFORE "GAME THE THRONES." THAT SHOW. AND IT'S ABOUT A SORT OF, YOU 478 00:30:34,968 --> 00:30:41,007 KNOW, INCESTUOUS, VOLATILE, SOCIOPATHIC FAMILY - [ LAUGHTER ] 479 00:30:41,007 --> 00:30:43,743 WITH BLONDE WIGS - >> Jimmy: WITH BLONDE WIGS, YEAH 480 00:30:43,743 --> 00:30:46,046 >> -- WHO RIDE DRAGONS, AND YOU KNOW, GET CROSS WITH EACH OTHER, ESSENTIALLY 481 00:30:46,046 --> 00:30:48,348 >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, YOU PULL OFF THE HAIR VERY WELL >> DO YOU THINK? 482 00:30:48,348 --> 00:30:51,084 >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS ARE YOU KIDDING? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 483 00:30:51,084 --> 00:30:52,485 >> THEY DON'T LIKE -- SOME ANGLES, LIKE, I'M GOOD FROM THE SIDE 484 00:30:52,485 --> 00:30:56,890 I'M QUITE -- IT'S QUITE A LOT FROM THE FRONT >> Jimmy: NO, YOU LOOK COOL. 485 00:30:56,890 --> 00:30:58,391 THE FIRST THING I SAID WHEN I SAW YOU, YOU'RE PULLING THIS OFF. 486 00:30:58,391 --> 00:31:00,360 YOU LOOK REALLY COOL AND THEN YOU ACTUALLY -- WELL, EVERYONE KIND OF HAS THIS HAIR 487 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,462 KIND OF. >> YEAH, EXACTLY YEAH, YOU KNOW 488 00:31:02,462 --> 00:31:06,399 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH >> Jimmy: THEY HAVE THIS STYLE >> IT TAKES -- IT TAKES AGES TO 489 00:31:06,399 --> 00:31:15,909 PUT THE WIG ON IT'S A [ BLEEP ] NIGHTMARE [ LAUGHTER ] 490 00:31:15,909 --> 00:31:18,745 >> Jimmy: BUT THEN YOU SKIP AHEAD IN TIME -- >> YEAH. 491 00:31:18,745 --> 00:31:20,814 >> Jimmy: AND YOU HAVE SHORT HAIR >> YEAH, YEAH. 492 00:31:20,814 --> 00:31:23,083 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STARTING TO LOOK A BIT BETTER. >> Jimmy: THAT'S -- THAT'S 493 00:31:23,083 --> 00:31:24,751 GREAT. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. EVERYONE IS STILL TALKING 494 00:31:24,751 --> 00:31:33,827 ABOUT, YOU HAD -- THIS IS EPISODE THREE, WHICH I'VE SEEN >> YEAH. 495 00:31:33,827 --> 00:31:36,329 >> Jimmy: SO -- I THINK THERE'S ONLY FOUR OUT. BUT I'M UP TO EPISODE THREE. 496 00:31:36,329 --> 00:31:39,299 AND YOU HAD AN EPIC BATTLE I'LL JUST SAY THAT I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL ANYTHING 497 00:31:39,299 --> 00:31:41,134 >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: BUT LET'S JUST SAY THIS, THAT THE INTERNET WENT 498 00:31:41,134 --> 00:31:42,335 NUTS BECAUSE YOU HAVE AN EPIC BATTLE 499 00:31:42,335 --> 00:31:44,637 NO DIALOGUE IN THIS BATTLE >> YES >> Jimmy: BUT PEOPLE THINK THAT 500 00:31:44,637 --> 00:31:46,406 YOU SHOULD WIN AN AWARD JUST FOR THE SCENE EVEN THOUGH YOU HAD NOT DIALOGUE 501 00:31:46,406 --> 00:31:50,210 YOU SPOKE WITH YOUR ACTING >> IT'S WHEN I'M AT MY BEST, ACTUALLY, WHEN I DON'T SPEAK 502 00:31:50,210 --> 00:31:52,512 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT I MEAN, THIS WAS THE REAL DEAL. 503 00:31:52,512 --> 00:31:55,148 >> IT'S WHEN I COME ALIVE. >> Jimmy: IT REALLY IS -- YEAH I WISH YOU'D JUST CAME OUT 504 00:31:55,148 --> 00:31:57,117 TONIGHT AND JUST DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING >> ME TOO, ACTUALLY. 505 00:31:57,117 --> 00:32:00,387 [ LAUGHTER ] I'VE BEEN [ BLEEP ] MYSELF FOR DAYS 506 00:32:00,387 --> 00:32:02,555 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT YOU DO THIS AND I GO, "OH, THIS GUY KNOWS HOW TO 507 00:32:02,555 --> 00:32:11,431 DO IT. 'CAUSE YOU'RE JUST A GREAT ACTOR -- I MEAN -- 508 00:32:11,431 --> 00:32:13,600 >> JIMMY >> Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FIGHT? 509 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,902 >> NOT REALLY. I MEAN, I HAD A GREAT STUNTMAN AND THEN, YEAH, YOU KNOW, YOU 510 00:32:15,902 --> 00:32:17,871 TRAIN, YOU DO ALL THAT STUFF YOU SWING A SWORD AND YOU GET THERE. 511 00:32:17,871 --> 00:32:20,273 AND YOU PRAY AND HOPE FOR THE BEST >> Jimmy: YEAH 512 00:32:20,273 --> 00:32:22,342 >> JUICY ROLES YOU KNOW, POOFY FACES WHEN YOU GRIMACE. 513 00:32:22,342 --> 00:32:25,512 >> Jimmy: YEAH NO, BUT YOU DO IT SO WELL. AND THEN, ALSO, YOU SPEAK 514 00:32:25,512 --> 00:32:27,947 ANOTHER LANGUAGE IN THIS >> YES HIGH VALYRIAN. 515 00:32:27,947 --> 00:32:30,350 >> Jimmy: HIGH VALYRIAN. >> YES >> Jimmy: IS THE NAME THE -- 516 00:32:30,350 --> 00:32:37,891 YEAH >> IS THE LANGUAGE, YEAH [ SPEAKING HIGH VALYRIAN ] 517 00:32:37,891 --> 00:32:41,695 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ BLEEP >> Jimmy: NOW, THAT'S -- PLAY 518 00:32:41,695 --> 00:32:49,102 THAT BACKWARDS, IT SAYS "PAUL IS DEAD. [ LAUGHTER ] 519 00:32:49,102 --> 00:32:52,639 >> IT SAYS, "JIMMY, YOU'VE GOT GLORIOUS EYES. >> Jimmy: YEAH 520 00:32:52,639 --> 00:32:54,507 CAN YOU -- CAN YOU TEACH ME TO SAY THAT >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 521 00:32:54,507 --> 00:32:59,312 [ SPEAKING HIGH VALYIRIAN >> WHOA, YEAH. THAT'S GOOD, BROTHER 522 00:32:59,312 --> 00:33:01,381 THAT'S A GOOD START. >> Jimmy: REALLY I'VE NEVER DONE THAT 523 00:33:01,381 --> 00:33:08,922 >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. [ SPEAKING HIGH VALYIRIAN [ BLEEP ] YEAH 524 00:33:08,922 --> 00:33:15,362 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> AND ACTUALLY, IT MEANS -- >> Jimmy: NOW, WAIT, WHAT DID I 525 00:33:15,362 --> 00:33:22,068 JUST SAY >> IT MEANS -- IT MEANS, "ONE DAY THIS CHAIR WILL BE MINE. 526 00:33:22,068 --> 00:33:26,406 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ALTHOUGH, I'D BUTCHER YOUR JOB, IN TRUTH 527 00:33:26,406 --> 00:33:29,242 I COULDN'T DO IT >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU COULD DO IT 528 00:33:29,242 --> 00:33:38,218 YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT YOU HAVE YOUR OWN DRAGON WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? 529 00:33:38,218 --> 00:33:42,088 COME ON, BUD >> TRUE ENOUGH, TRUE ENOUGH. >> Jimmy: WHAT IS -- WHAT IS 530 00:33:42,088 --> 00:33:44,357 YOUR DRAGON'S NAME AGAIN >> HE'S CALLED CARAXES AND HE'S SORT OF LIKE -- HE'S LIKE AN 531 00:33:44,357 --> 00:33:46,092 AVATAR OF DAEMON, REALLY HE'S REALLY GRUMPY VOLATILE, CYNICAL. 532 00:33:46,092 --> 00:33:48,128 A REAL BASTARD >> Jimmy: AND YOU ACT WITH A -- LIKE A TENNIS BALL ON A STICK? 533 00:33:48,128 --> 00:33:49,596 OR A - >> A REAL DRAGON [ LAUGHTER ] 534 00:33:49,596 --> 00:33:51,431 YEAH, NO, IT'S LIKE A -- SO, LIKE, THEY BUILD LIKE A PLYNTH, BASICALLY. 535 00:33:51,431 --> 00:33:54,734 WHICH IS LIKE, 20 FOOT IN THE AIR. AND IT'S LIKE A KIND OF BUCKING 536 00:33:54,734 --> 00:33:56,736 BRONCO IN A BOOZER, IN A PUB >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THEN, THEY LIKE -- THERE'S 537 00:33:56,736 --> 00:34:05,812 A GUY WITH A REMOTE CONTROL. HE'S, LIKE, MOVING IT AROUND HE'S REALLY PLEASED WITH HIS 538 00:34:05,812 --> 00:34:07,414 LIFE, OBVIOUSLY, BECAUSE HE'S MOVING YOU AROUND. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S A GREAT 539 00:34:07,414 --> 00:34:09,482 GIG. >> IT'S A GREAT JOB, ISN'T IT? >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 540 00:34:09,482 --> 00:34:12,052 >> YEAH, HE PROBABLY HATES YOU HE'S LIKE, -- I'M LIKE, "GO FASTER, MATE." 541 00:34:12,052 --> 00:34:14,788 AND THEN, YOU KNOW, THEY FIRE - >> Jimmy: 'CAUSE YOU'RE RIDING 542 00:34:14,788 --> 00:34:16,690 ON IT. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. LIKE A BRONCO. 543 00:34:16,690 --> 00:34:18,758 >> Jimmy: OH, WOW. >> YEAH. AND THEN THEY FIRE WIND AND 544 00:34:18,758 --> 00:34:20,960 RAIN AND AFTER TEN HOURS YOU'RE LIKE GET ME THE [ BLEEP ] OFF 545 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:23,797 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT TO WATCH YOUR MOUTH ON THIS SHOW. 546 00:34:23,797 --> 00:34:26,199 >> SORRY, I KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] I CAN'T -- WE CAN'T SWEAR, CAN 547 00:34:26,199 --> 00:34:36,609 WE >> Jimmy: NO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 548 00:34:36,609 --> 00:34:39,079 >> SORRY SORRY, AMERICA >> Jimmy: THE KING IS WATCHING 549 00:34:39,079 --> 00:34:42,816 HE'LL BE SO UPSET. >> HE WILL BE -- >> Jimmy: HE AND HIS 550 00:34:42,816 --> 00:34:44,818 35-YEAR-OLD SHOES, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] I THINK YOU'RE A GREAT ACTOR 551 00:34:44,818 --> 00:34:46,653 AND I'M JUST A FAN OF YOURS. AND I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU CAME ON OUR SHOW. 552 00:34:46,653 --> 00:34:49,289 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: CONGRATS WITH THE NEW SHOW 553 00:34:49,289 --> 00:34:51,558 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S MATT SMITH IN "HOUSE OF THE DRAGON." 554 00:34:51,558 --> 00:34:53,293 THE DRAGON." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 555 00:35:32,699 --> 00:35:33,533 * 556 00:35:33,533 --> 00:35:35,935 [ SPEAKING HIGH VALYIRIAN >> Jimmy: COME ON RIGHT THERE. THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT 557 00:35:35,935 --> 00:35:38,071 MATT SMITH, EVERYONE MATT SMITH NEW EPISODES OF "HOUSE OF THE 558 00:35:38,071 --> 00:35:40,640 DRAGON" AIRS SUNDAYS ON HBO. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SHERYL CROW. 559 00:35:40,640 --> 00:36:01,695 STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "FOREVER" 560 00:36:01,695 --> 00:36:06,833 FROM HER SHOWTIME DOCUMENTARY, "SHERYL," PLEASE WELCOME SHERYL CROW. 561 00:36:06,833 --> 00:36:07,267 "SHERYL," PLEASE WELCOME SHERYL CROW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 562 00:36:17,911 --> 00:36:24,417 * LAY DOWN YOUR HEA DON'T YOU WORRY TONIGH 563 00:36:24,417 --> 00:36:32,959 CAN'T FIX THE WORL NO MATTER HOW YOU TRY * * GIVE IT SOME TIME 564 00:36:32,959 --> 00:36:46,406 YOU WILL FIN EVERYTHING IS ALRIGH THERE'S NO SUCH * 565 00:36:46,406 --> 00:36:57,450 * THING AS FOREVE BUT YOU AND ME WE'VE GOT TODA 566 00:36:57,450 --> 00:37:05,325 AND EVERY MOMENT * * WE'RE TOGETHE I KNOW THERE IS A HEAVEN 567 00:37:05,325 --> 00:37:19,839 'CAUSE YOU MAKE ME FEEL THAT WAY * * WHEN I GET DOWN 568 00:37:19,839 --> 00:37:26,746 YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I CAL YOU PICK ME UP * 569 00:37:26,746 --> 00:37:36,456 * EVERY TIME THAT I FAL AND WHEN YOU LAUGH NOTHING ELSE MATTERS 570 00:37:36,456 --> 00:37:48,501 TO ME AT ALL * * THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS FOREVER 571 00:37:48,501 --> 00:37:56,576 BUT YOU AND ME WE'VE GOT TODAY * * AND EVERY MOMEN 572 00:37:56,576 --> 00:38:07,721 WE'RE TOGETHER I KNOW THERE IS A HEAVEN * 573 00:38:07,721 --> 00:38:26,539 * 'CAUSE YOU MAKE M FEEL THAT WAY * * 574 00:38:26,539 --> 00:38:30,043 * * GARBAGE OUT IN SPAC GARBAGE IN L.A 575 00:38:30,043 --> 00:38:39,419 BABY WHAT A WAST EVERYBODY'S MAD * * EVERYBODY'S SAD 576 00:38:39,419 --> 00:38:42,822 SEE IT IN THEIR FACE I GOTTA HAVE THE LATES GOTTA HAVE THE BEST * 577 00:38:42,822 --> 00:38:45,658 * THE MOS IF YOU WANNA BE HAPP LIGHT A MATCH AND WATC 578 00:38:45,658 --> 00:38:59,539 IT ALL GO UP IN SMOKE * * THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS FOREVER 579 00:38:59,539 --> 00:39:06,413 IF WE GET STUC IN YESTERDAY * * AND EVERY MOMEN 580 00:39:06,413 --> 00:39:15,021 WE'RE TOGETHER I KNOW THERE IS A HEAVEN 'CAUSE YOU MAKE ME * 581 00:39:15,021 --> 00:39:25,465 * FEEL THAT WAY THERE'S NO SUC THING AS FOREVER 582 00:39:25,465 --> 00:39:36,609 NO SUCH THING * * BUT YOU AND M WE'VE GOT TODA 583 00:39:36,609 --> 00:39:40,747 EVERY MOMENT WE'RE TOGETHER * * I KNOW THER 584 00:39:40,747 --> 00:39:49,723 IS A HEAVE 'CAUSE YOU MAKE ME FEEL THAT WAY * 585 00:39:49,723 --> 00:39:55,729 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. COME ON. 586 00:39:55,729 --> 00:40:00,333 THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT. I LOVE YOU SHERYL CROW. 587 00:40:00,333 --> 00:40:04,804 "FOREVER" IS OUT NOW WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK EVERYBODY. OH, MY GOSH. 588 00:40:04,804 --> 00:40:22,989 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 589 00:40:22,989 --> 00:40:30,964 CAMERON DIAZ, MATT SMITH THE ONE AND ONLY, SHERYL CROW. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 590 00:40:30,964 --> 00:40:34,801 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSLVANIA. 591 00:40:34,801 --> 00:40:38,304 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 592 00:40:38,304 --> 00:40:41,808 SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY BUH-BYE! 593 00:40:41,808 --> 00:40:45,912 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY BUH-BYE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE