>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - CAMERON DIAZ
MATT SMITH MUSICAL GUEST SHERYL CROW, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1711 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
COME ON NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT IS A FRIDAY CROWD RIGHT
THERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU ENJOY YOURSELF
HAVE FUN WELCOME EVERYBODY. WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING IT'S GOING TO BE A FUN SHOW
TONIGHT. LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS GUYS, IT WAS JUST ANNOUNCED
THAT THE U.S. DISTRICT JUDGE RAYMOND DEARIE WILL SERVE AS THE SPECIAL MASTER AND REVIEW
THE 11,000 DOCUMENTS SEIZED FROM MAR-A-LAGO. WOW, WHAT A NIGHTMARE.
THAT'S BASICALLY LIKE BEING FORCED TO READ APPLE'S TERMS AND CONDITIONS
[ LAUGHTER ] SERIOUSLY, THAT'S CRAZY. 11,000 DOCUMENTS
I WON'T EVEN READ A TEXT MESSAGE LONGER THAN TWO SENTENCES.
I GO, "NO. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, RAYMOND DEARIE
HAS BEEN CHOSEN TO SERVE AS SPECIAL MASTER AND TO GAIN SOME INSIGHT INTO
HIS WORK AHEAD, WE HAVE JUDGE DEARIE WITH US TONIGHT HELLO, YOUR HONOR.
>> JIMMY, COULD YOU GIVE ME JUST A MOMENT? I NEED TO TAKE THIS CALL
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SURE, GO RIGHT AHEAD >> SO WHAT WERE YOU ASKING
ABOUT THOSE DOCUMENTS. >> WHAT IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY LOST THEM?
>> CAN'T DO IT >> BURN THEM >> NO.
>> SHREDDED THEM >> NO. >> FLUSH THEM.
>> NO. >> ATE THEM? >> NO.
>> SPILLED BEACH ON THEM >> NO. >> KETCHUP
>> NO. >> FED THEM TO A GOAT. >> NO.
>> DONKEY. >> NO. >> WHAT IF YOU BURNED THEM
>> YOU ALREADY ASKED THAT ONE. STILL NO >> YOU'RE A LOSER.
[ DIAL TONE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> SORRY THERE, JIMMY, WHAT
WERE YOU ASKING? >> Jimmy: IT SEEMS LIKE YOU HAVE A LOT ON YOUR PLATE
JUDGE DEARIE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
BUSY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MEANWHILE IN A NEW INTERVIEW,
FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP SAID THAT HE CAN'T IMAGINE BEING INDICTED, BUT THAT EVEN IF HE
WERE IT WOULDN'T STOP HIM FROM RUNNING AGAIN. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
IN OTHER WORDS, TRUMP HAS NO IDEA WHAT INDICTED MEANS [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S RIGHT, THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE TRUMP COULD BE THE FIRST CANDIDATE WHOSE CAMPAIGN BUS IS
A POLICE CRUISER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD ABOUT THIS
ALREADY, EVERYONE IS STILL TALKING ABOUT HOW FLORIDA GOVERNOR RON DeSANTIS SENT TWO
PLANES OF MIGRANTS TO MARTHA'S VINEYARD AND WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT,
WHAT'S MORE AMERICAN THAN RANDOMLY LANDING IN MASSACHUSETTS WITH NO PLAN FOR
WHAT COMES NEXT? YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] PEOPLE ARE CALLING IT A POLITICAL STUNT, AND NOW
THINGS ARE GETTING PETTY IN RESPONSE TO DeSANTIS, THE GOVERNOR OF MASSACHUSETTS JUST
SENT 50 WAHLBERG BROTHERS TO FLORIDA. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
UNBELIEVABLE GUYS, I HEARD THAT DUE TO SUPPLY CHAIN ISSUES, MAJOR
PHARMACY CHAINS ACROSS THE U.S. ARE EXPERIENCING A SHORTAGE OF ADDERALL
IN RESPONSE, ONE GUY WAS LIKE, "IT'S NOT MY FAULT I HAVE TO READ 11,000 DOCUMENTS.
I MEAN --" [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, LET'S JUST LIGHTEN THINGS
UP REAL QUICK. OKAY, LAST NIGHT PRESIDENT BIDEN WAS AT A GALA AND HE
DECIDED TO SING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" TO A CALIFORNIA CONGRESSWOMAN.
LET'S SEE HOW THAT WENT.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DA DA
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. I LOVE YOU, KIDDO. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OH, WOW, THAT'S AMAZING. WOW.
[ LAUGHTER ] THERE'S NOTHING MORE TOUCHING THAN SOMEONE SINGING "HAPPY
BIRTHDAY" AND NOT REMEMBERING YOUR NAME. [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S THE ONE LINE YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT'S THE MONEY OF THAT SONG
IS THE NAME. WE ALL KNOW THE LYRICS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YAYA BA, WHATEVER YEAH, I'M TIRED.
SAFE TO SAY BIDEN WON'T BE GETTING A JOB AT APPLEBEE'S ANY TIME SOON.
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL HEY, LISTEN TO THIS I READ THAT THE SENATE JUST
CONFIRMED THEIR FIRST EVER CYBER AMBASSADOR, WHO WILL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR DEALING WITH
INTERNATIONAL CYBER SECURITY ISSUES CYBER AMBASSADOR
SPECIAL MASTER THESE GUYS SOUND LIKE REJECTED CHARACTERS WHO WOULD WORK FOR
DARTH VADER. IT'S LIKE "SIR, SIR, THE CYBER AMBASSADOR IS HERE TO SEE YOU.
"SEND HIM TO THE SPECIAL MASTER." [ LAUGHTER ]
CYBER AMBASSADOR CYBER AMBASSADOR SOUNDS LIKE THE I.T. GUY ASKED FOR A RAISE
AND THEY WERE LIKE, "HOW ABOUT A FANCY NAME INSTEAD [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU'RE THE CYBER AMBASSADOR. CAN WE GET THIS PRINTER WORKING?
SOME NEWS FROM OVERSEAS, THE PRIME MINISTER OF PAKISTAN MET WITH VLADIMIR PUTIN, AND IT
LOOKED LIKE HE WAS REALLY STRUGGLING WITH HIS TRANSLATION HEADPHONES
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THERE WE GO.
WHOOP. [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: HOLD ON. >> CAN SOMEBODY HELP ME? >> Jimmy: YEAH
THERE YOU GO THERE YOU GO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ LAUGHTER ] [ SAD TUBA ]
>> Jimmy: THAT GUY IS THE LEADER OF 220 MILLION PEOPLE I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW.
THEN HE FINALLY GOT THE HEADSET IN AND HIS PANTS FELL DOWN [ LAUGHTER ]
GUYS, THIS IS FUN. TOMORROW, FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2019, OKTOBERFEST KICKS
OFF IN MUNICH. >> Steve: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: YEAH IT'S THAT CLASSIC TIME FOR OKTOBERFEST -- SEPTEMBER
[ LAUGHTER ] TOMORROW IS OKTOBERFEST. IT BEGINS IN MUNICH.
MEANWHILE HERE IN NEW YORK, THE U.N. GENERAL ASSEMBLY IS UNDERWAY
SO WE THOUGHT WE WOULD INTRODUCE A NEW SEGMENT CALLED "WORLD LEADERS ARE MORE FUN
WITH OOMPAH MUSIC. CHECK IT OUT
*
[ CLAPPING ] * *
[ CLAPPING ] * >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO
NOT BAD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, THIS IS VERY INTERESTING
I SAW THAT A GROWING NUMBER OF MEN ARE GETTING AN EXPENSIVE SURGERY THAT LENGTHENS THEIR
LEGS SO THAT THEY CAN BE TALLER HIGGINS, WOULD YOU EVER DO
SOMETHING LIKE THAT? >> Steve: NO [ LAUGHTER ]
PROBABLY NOT -- I MEAN IF I -- THE RECOVERY TIME WAS SHORT OR I HAD A DOCTOR I TRUSTED,
MAYBE. BUT I FEEL PRETTY GOOD ABOUT MYSELF
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S GOOD. WHAT ABOUT YOU TARIQ >> Tariq: DEFINITELY NOT
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW WHY SOME MEN ARE INSECURE ABOUT THEIR HEIGHT.
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN COMFORTABLE WITH THE HEIGHT I'VE ALWAYS BEEN
7'1. HOW ABOUT YOU, JIMMY >> Jimmy: NO, WAY.
EVEN IF THERE WERE NO MEDICAL RISKS TO THIS PROCEDURE -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I -- I STILL WOULDN'T -- STILL WOULDN'T DO IT >> Tariq: OH, NO
JIMMY, OH, NO! * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: I'M FINE >> Steve: THAT WAS A LITTLE PLAY
TONY AWARD >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, FRANCE JUST UNVEILED A NEW HIGH SPEED
TRAIN COMING TO PARIS THAT CAN REACH A MAXIMUM SPEED OF NEARLY 220 MILES PER HOUR
IT'S AN AMAZING SERVICE. YOU GET TO WORK EARLY AND YOU GET FREE BOTOX
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, EVERYBODY, A GOOD LOOKING SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
CAMERON DIAZ IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALSO FROM "HOUSE OF THE
DRAGON," MATT SMITH IS ON THE SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND WE GOT MUSIC FROM SHERYL CROW! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YES! LET'S GO WRITE SOME "THANK YOU NOTES.
COME ON OVER, EVERYBODY.
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: TODAY IS FRIDAY, AND THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP ON SOME PERSONAL STUFF
YOU KNOW, I CHECK MY INBOX, I RETURN SOME EMAILS AND, OF COURSE, I SEND OUT
THANK YOU NOTES. AND I WAS RUNNING A BIT BEHIND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANKS FOR LETTING ME WRITE SOME NOTES TONIGHT JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU
NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE * [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: IS HE OKAY >> Jimmy: GREAT MOOD TONIGHT >> Steve: YEAH, WOW.
>> Jimmy: HERE WE GO * THANK YOU, HAYRIDES, FOR GIVING
KIDS THE CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE HOW FUN IT IS TO BE HAY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
YOU GO ON RIDES ALL THE TIME IT'S COOL MAN. >> Steve: BEHAVE
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HEY! [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
* >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, ANSWERING SOMEONE'S TEXTS WITH A THUMBS
UP, FOR SAYING, "THIS IS WHERE THE CONVERSATION ENDS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: 110 WE'RE GOOD >> Jimmy: WE'RE GOOD, WE'RE GOOD
YEAH, YEAH, SURE, SURE, SURE >> Steve: DONE-ZO. >> Jimmy: WE'RE GOOD
* THANK YOU, APPLE PICKING, FOR SOMEHOW COSTING FIVE TIMES MORE
THAN WHEN SOMEONE ELSE DOES IT FOR YOU. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
WHAT I PICKED THESE I PICKED THESE -
>> Steve: HOW MUCH >> Jimmy: 20 TIMES MORE THAN I WOULD NORMALLY BUY AT THE
STORE. >> Steve: I BUY THEM AT WHOLE FOODS, TOO
$300 FOR AN APPLE? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S PRETTY STEEP.
* >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, MATCHSTICKS, FOR BEING
TOOTHPICKS THAT GOT THEIR NAILS DONE OH
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: THAT WAS A CUTE ONE. *
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD LAUGH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: YEAH, VERY GOOD
LAUGH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GREAT LAUGH YEAH
>> Steve: THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL >> Jimmy: THIS IS A GOOD-LAUGHING CROWD.
I LOVE THIS CROWD. >> Steve: IT'S A GOOD FRIDAY CROWD, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
>> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT? DON'T RUIN IT, DON'T RUIN IT WE'RE HAVING A GOOD THING.
DON'T RUIN IT. [ CHEERS ] >> Steve: I DIDN'T HEAR YOU.
WHAT DID YOU SAY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I SAID, NEW YORK CITY
IS THE BEST CITY IN THE WORLD! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S WHAT I SAID
YOU KNOW I SAID THAT ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO
* THANK YOU, CHICKEN NUGGETS AND FISH STICKS, FOR NOT MAKING IT
AWKWARD WHEN YOU SHOWED UP TO THE PARTY IN THE SAME OUTFIT IT'S LIKE, OH --
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE REALLY THANK YOU, LEAF BLOWERS, FOR
BEING THERE WHENEVER I WANT TO MAKE MY PROBLEM SOMEONE ELSE'S PROBLEM.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE HOW YOU DOING, DAVE? >> Steve: SIX IN THE MORNING,
DAVE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS GAS POWERED
TOO. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN TELL [ IMMITATING AN ENGINE START ]
TOOK THE ENGINE FROM MY SON'S DIRT BIKE AND PUT ON THE LEAF BLOWER
>> Steve: TOOK OFF THE MUFFLER TO GIVE IT MORE TORQUE >> Jimmy: I TOOK OFF THE
MUFFLER -- IT JUST SOUNDS COOLER [ IMMITATING AN ENGINE START ]
GOOD MORNING, DAVE APPRECIATE YA. MIGHT WANT TO STEP ON THAT
PAPER BAG THAT'S ON FIRE ON YOUR FRONT PORCH [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: PUT SOME SUGAR IN YOUR GAS TANK, DAVE. AND FLAT TIRES BUT ENJOY THE
LEAF BLOWER. >> Jimmy: WON'T YOU COME ON OVER
I WANT TO GIVE YOU A WEDGIE, OKAY COME ON.
JUST TURN AROUND [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, BUDDY
BEST NEIGHBOR EVER >> Steve: 3:00 IN THE MORNING, DAVE
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S 3:00 IN THE MORNING SOMEWHERE, DAVE.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ ENGINE SOUND ] [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
[ ENGINE REVVING ] FOR BLOWING LEAVES >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> Steve: TOOK HIS SON'S DIRT BIKE MOTOR
[ LAUGHTER ] SO NOW THIS KID DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A DIRT BIKE
>> Jimmy: HE DOESN'T EVEN NEED TO RIDE IT, DAVE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
HE'S HAD ENOUGH FUN ON THE INTERNET AND PLAYING ROBOTS, WHATEVER
CHECK THIS THING OUT [ ENGINE REVVING ] >> Steve: GOT A NEW CHAINSAW
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ IMMITATING CHAINSAW [ IMMITATING ENGINE SOUNDS ]
[ LAUGHTER ] * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, ELECTRICAL
OUTLETS, FOR BEING WALL NOSTRILS OH, THAT'S NICE.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * THANK YOU, CINNAMON STICKS, FOR
LOOKING LIKE YOU'D BE DELIVERED BY A RAVEN WITH NEWS FROM THE NORTH.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE MR. FALLON >> Steve: INDEED
>> Jimmy: SPICE THE CIDER. >> Steve: DAVE GOT A NEW CHAINSAW
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU,
ROGER FEDERER, AS A COMPETITOR, NO ONE WAS BETTERER OR MORE OF A GO GETTERER.
AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, JUST ASK EDDIE VEDDERER. [ APPLAUSE ]
* * OH ROGER RETIRE YEAH ROGER
WHOA ROGER RETIRED ROGER * *
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THOSE ARE OUR "THANK YOU
NOTES. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CAMERON DIAZ
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Steve: GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: READY. CUT ME OFF
>> AH! >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A VERY TALENTED ACTOR AND
A "NEW YORK TIMES" BESTSELLING AUTHOR SHE'S ALSO THE COFOUNDER OF THE
WINE BRAND, "AVALINE," WHICH IS AVAILABLE AT DRINKAVALINE.COM. PLEASE WELCOME THE ONE AND ONLY
CAMERON DIAZ, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE.
CAMI D.! >> YOU KNOW IT WHAT UP?
>> Jimmy: COME ON, WELCOME BACK WELCOME BACK TO --
[ LAUGHTER ] >> JIMMY >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE
YOU. >> I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU
I MISS YOU >> I MISS YOU. >> Jimmy: SINCE THE LAST TIME I
HAD TALKED TO YOU -- YOU WERE VERY NICE ON ZOOM. >> HAD A VERY GOOD TIME DURING
COVID TOGETHER >> Jimmy: DOING THAT -- I APPRECIATE THAT.
AND DURING COVID, YOU -- YOU HAD A BABY >> I DID
>> Jimmy: A BEAUTIFUL BABY SO CUTE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* SO CUTE. >> WELL I PHYSICALLY, BUT WE
BROUGHT OUR CHILD TO OUR HOME. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND WE HAVE AN INCREDIBLE
FAMILY NOW >> Jimmy: NOW YOU GOT -- >> IT'S SO INCREDIBLE.
>> Jimmy: NOW YOU HAVE A A TODDLER NOW. >> YES, A TODDLER.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE A A PARENT >> I'M A TRUE, FULL-BLOWN
PARENT >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT'S THE BEST THING EVER.
>> Jimmy: I THINK CAMERON DIAZ WOULD BE A FANTASTIC PARENT. >> WELL, MY PAR -- WELL, A LOT
OF MY FRIENDS SAY I'M VERY NURTURING. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I WOULD TAKE THAT. IS THAT A COMPLIMENT YOU'D BE LIKE --
>> THAT'S, LIKE, SOME OF THE FEEDBACK THAT I GET OFTEN. IT'S LIKE, "YOU'RE VERY
NURTURING. >> Jimmy: "VERY NURTURING. YOU'RE LIKE, "WHAT DOES THAT
MEAN EXACTLY?" YEAH, IS THAT A GOOD THING >> OKAY, YEAH, I LIKE THAT
>> I WAS LIKE, "NO, I LIKE IT. I LIKE IT. I'LL TAKE IT."
YEAH >> Jimmy: I WANT TO WISH YOU A A HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, BY
THE WAY, AS WELL >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I'M -- >> Jimmy: DID YOU PARTY? >> WHAT -- WHAT IS IT?
I'M 50 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "50 YEARS OLD! SOUR OR --
>> YEAH. I KNOW I LOVE IT.
IT'S SO GREAT. >> Jimmy: WHAT -- DID -- DID YOU HAVE A PARTY
>> WELL, I DID HAVE A LITTLE, LITTLE PARTY, OF COURSE. IF I WAS HAVING, LIKE, A BIG
PARTY, YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN INVITED. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU.
OF COURSE. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S ALL RIGHT
I THOUGHT WAS GETTING OUT. LIKE, YEAH DID YOU HAVE A PARTY
THAT'S INTERESTING IF YOU DID, BECAUSE YEAH >> YEAH, I DID
NO, NO, NO I DIDN'T, I DIDN'T IT WAS LIKE --
>> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE NOT. YEAH >> -- "SHOULD'VE STAYED OUT AT
HOME IT'S FINE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT WAS ONLY,
LIKE, 300 -- >> I -- YEAH >> Jimmy: -- 300 PEOPLE.
THAT WAS IT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT WAS REALLY SMALL
YOU KNOW, I'M NOT, LIKE, A HUGE BIRTHDAY PERSON. BUT BENJ IS JUST -- HE LOVES A
A BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION >> Jimmy: HE -- >> YOU KNOW, HE REALLY LIKES TO
CELEBRATE. >> Jimmy: HE LOVES TO CELEBRATE.
>> REMEMBER THE BIRTHDAY THAT WE HAD -- THAT HE -- LIKE, THE SURPRISE BIRTHDAY?
>> Jimmy: I WAS GOING TO SAY DO YOU REMEMBER THAT? BECAUSE IT WAS A SURPRISE
PARTY. >> IT WAS A SURPRISE BIRTHDAY. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND YOU GUYS WERE ALL STUCK IN THE BATHROOM FOR, LIKE, A HALF AN HOUR.
>> Jimmy: I WAS IN THE BATHTUB [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS GWYNETH PALTROW'S HOUSE
AND IT WAS A SURPRISE PARTY FOR YOU AND YOU WERE LATE. >> I -- I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A
A SURPRISE PARTY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OF COURSE, HOW --
>> AND I'M ALWAYS LATE >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH INEVITABLY, IT'S LIKE, "YEAH,
HOW DO YOU -- BUT WE'RE ALL STUCK IN THE BATHTUB WE'RE LIKE, "WHY ARE WE HIDING
IN THE BATHTUB WHEN WE COULD HIDE ANYWHERE IN THE WHOLE HOUSE?
>> IF YOU -- ANYWHERE ELSE >> Jimmy: BUT WE'RE ALL JUST IN THIS
IT WAS ME AND DREW AND MY WIFE AND WE'RE ALL -- IT WAS LIKE TEN OF US IN THIS BATHROOM
WAITING FOR YOU. >> YEAH, IT WAS -- THE PICTURE -- I WISH --
SOMEBODY HAS A PICTURE OF IT BY THE WAY. [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S, LIKE -- WE'RE REALLY FUNNY. WE SHOULD HAVE --
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS A BLAST >> -- THOUGHT OF SOMETHING A A LITTLE BIT
WE SHOULD'VE HAD THAT PICTURE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE SHOULD'VE HAD THAT PHOTO
>> YOU SHOULD'VE HAD THAT PHOTO. >> Jimmy: PEOPLE ARE VERY
EXCITED ABOUT THIS YOU'RE MAKING YOUR RETURN TO ACTING, BUDDY.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND I'M -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU'LL BE STARRING ALONGSIDE JAMIE FOXX, WHO WE LOVE IN THE NETFLIX MOVIE, "BACK IN
ACTION." >> YES >> Jimmy: A PERFECT TITLE FOR
THIS >> I KNOW. LITERALLY.
I WAS LIKE, 'HEY, GUYS, SO WHAT IS THE -- WHAT'S THE TITLE OF THIS?"
AND THEY'RE LIKE, "BACK IN ACTION." I WAS LIKE, "OH!
>> Jimmy: THAT'S IN -- "HELLO. IS THIS LOOKING AT ME? I'M BACK."
[ LAUGHTER ] >> THIS IS -- I CAN REALLY FEEL LIKE I'M VERY CONNECTED TO THIS
CHARACTER ALREADY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT THE THING YOU DID
ON THE INTERNET YOU DID WITH JAMIE AND TOM BRADY. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IT WAS HILARIOUS >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, "I'M
COMING OUT OF RETIREMENT DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY ADVICE?" AND JAMIE BE LIKE, "I HAVE ONE
GUY. >> "ONE GUY, I KNOW. >> Jimmy: AND TOM BRADY GETS
ON HE'S LIKE, "YOU WANT TO TALK I'LL GIVE YOU ADVICE."
HE SAID IT [ LAUGHTER ] SO FUNNY
ARE YOU NERVOUS? ARE YOU EXCITED? ARE YOU BOTH
>> I'M BOTH. YOU KNOW, IT'S -- I -- IT'S A LITTLE BIT OF, LIKE, MUSCLE
MEMORY YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> IT'S, SORT OF, LIKE, I DID THAT FOR SO LONG IT'S, KIND OF, LIKE, THE PROCESS I, KIND OF,
JUST FELL BACK INTO IT BUT IT FEELS A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT.
AND I'VE ALSO MADE TWO MOVIES WITH JAMIE, WHICH IS AMAZING THAT I GET TO MAKE -- THE LAST
MOVIE I MADE WAS "ANNIE." WITH JAMIE. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND SO, THE FIRST MOVIE BACK IS THIS FILM WITH JAMIE. >> Jimmy: WITH JAMIE FOXX.
>> SO, IT'S, LIKE, AMAZING >> Jimmy: HE'S A BLAST TO -- >> HE'S SO GREAT
HE'S SO EASY HE'S SO PROFESSIONAL HE'S SO TALENTED
>> Jimmy: YEAH HE'S FUNNY >> AND JUST BEING ABLE TO WORK
WITH HIM, IT'LL BE SO MUCH FUN >> Jimmy: YOU GET TO -- YOU GET TO LAUGH AND WORK WITH HIM
>> YEAH. SO, I'M NERVOUS ABOUT THAT BECAUSE I HAVE TO LISTEN TO
JAMIE BECAUSE HE, LIKE -- HE WILL GO. AND YOU'RE JUST LIKE, "OKAY.
HE'S LIKE A -- YOU KNOW -- >> Jimmy: YEAH >> A RACEHORSE
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> LIKE, AS SOON AS YOU LET HIM OUT, HE'S JUST LIKE --
>> Jimmy: HE'S LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, NO
HE COMES ON THE SHOW AND I -- I JUST SIT BACK. >> YEAH, YOU'RE LIKE --
>> Jimmy: AND YOU GO GRAB A MICROPHONE AND HE'S LIKE -- AND HE START DOING IMPRESSIONS
I GO, "JUST TAKE THE SHOW. >> JUST TAKE IT. >> Jimmy: TAKE IT AND RUN
BUDDY. YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO, LIKE, SUPPORT HIM ALONG THE WAY.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN >> Jimmy: YEAH, ME TOO I GO TOO
JUST GO FOR IT IT'S YOUR SHOW >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: JAMIE FOXX, TAKE OVER, MAN. >> YEAH, SO --
>> Jimmy: YEAH, ANY TIME >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT'S GOING TO BE
GREAT. CONGRATS ON THAT >> THANK YOU SO MUCH
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR WINE, AVALINE BECAUSE THIS IS A GIANT HIT.
I THINK THE LAST TIME WE TALKED WAS WHEN YOU WERE LAUNCHING THIS
>> LAUNCHING IT. YEAH, YOU WERE A REALLY BIG HELP FOR THAT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> Jimmy: JUST ME ALONE. I ORDERED A LOT.
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S ALL -- IT'S ALL GOING -- [ APPLAUSE ]
IT'S ALL GOING IN HERE, PAL. CONGRATS I'M THE GUY TO GO TO WHEN YOU
WANT TO SELL WINE. >> IT'S JUST LIKE ALL OF A A SUDDEN, THERE'S, LIKE, A
A STRAW COMING IN FROM THE SIDE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH DUDE -- >> JUST ACROSS
>> Jimmy: WE'RE GETTING ANOTHER CASE DELIVERED TO THE FALLON APARTMENT.
I'M LIKE, "THERE WE GO." BUT THIS IT'S A BIG DEAL AND I REMEMBER WE WERE TALKING
ABOUT IT AND YOU'RE LIKE, "WELL, IT'S ORGANIC AND WE'VE GOT TO DO THIS
AND WE'RE WORKING ON IT. WE'RE -- IT'S GOING TO LITTLE PLACES AT THE START.
IT'S NOW -- >> NO, WE WENT -- ACTUALLY WE WENT FULL BLOWN.
WE WERE LIKE, "LET'S PUT THIS IN EVERY SINGLE GROCERY STORE WE POSSIBLY CAN ACROSS THE
UNITED STATES SO THAT EVERYBODY CAN DRINK IT." >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT IT
WAS. >> THEY GET IT WHEN THEY GET YEAH
>> Jimmy: SOMEONE WAS ASKING YOU TO NOT DO THAT >> EXACTLY
WELL, THEY WERE TELLING US WE COULDN'T, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: YES, SORRY
[ LAUGHTER ] >> THEY TOLD US THAT WE COULDN'T
>> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT THERE -- AND, YEAH >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND DON'T TELL CAMERON DIAZ SHE CAN'T >> WHAT?
OKAY >> Jimmy: OKAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. >> JUST SAY "I COULD NOT." >> Jimmy: DON'T YOU DARE TELL
CAMERON DIAZ SHE CAN'T [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SHE'LL PROVE TO YOU THAT SHE
CAN. >> THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. >> Jimmy: WHEN --
>> I'M FROM LONG BEACH, Y'ALL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU DON'T TELL ME WHO'S OKAY
LONG BEACH LONG, ANYBODY? >> Jimmy: LONG BEACH
OH, MY GOD IN NEW YORK CITY TOO, YOU'RE GETTING CHILDS IN LINE
>> I KNOW, I KNOW. >> Jimmy: AVALINE, THIS IS THE -- THIS IS THE LABEL HERE.
>> YES >> Jimmy: IT'S VERY -- AND A A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING,
"HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE 'AVALINE'? PEOPLE ARE SAYING --
>> YOU DID A GREAT JOB JUST NOW. >> Jimmy: I KNOW
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I LIKE AVALINE
I -- YEAH. >> AVALINE >> Jimmy: AVALINE.
>> IT'S AVALINE. >> Jimmy: IT'S AVALINE IT'S AVALINE
>> AVALINE >> Jimmy: PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "WHAT IS IT?
>> AVALINE >> Jimmy: IT'S AVALINE YOU ACTUALLY PUT OUT A NICE
INSTAGRAM BECAUSE PEOPLE WERE SAYING IN YOUR DMs GOING, "HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE IT?
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND YOU PUT IT AT A VERY --
>> HE'S LIKE GOING, "AVA-LINE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OR "AVA-LINE." >> "AVA-LINE."
>> Jimmy: NO, "AVALINE." >> "AVALINE. >> Jimmy: HERE'S YOUR RESPONSE
VIDEO. IT'S VERY NICE
>> ONE OF THE QUESTIONS WE GET
OFTEN ON THE AVALINE DMs IS "HOW DO YOU SAY THE NAME OF YOUR WINE?
IT'S A-VA-LINE IT'S "AVALINE. AVALINE.
IT'S CALLED "AVALINE." * AVALINE * AVALINE, BITCHES
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO YEAH, THAT LAST ONE SNUCK IN
THERE. VERY, VERY, VERY HAPPY AND --
>> IT WAS A JOYOUS MOMENT. >> Jimmy: IT REALLY WAS A JOYOUS MOMENT.
[ LAUGHTER ] CONGRATS ON THE SUCCESS OF IT. >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: I DID SAY AND I WILL CONTINUE TO SAY, I LIKE THE LABELS
BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL DIFFERENT. >> YES >> Jimmy: THEY ALL TELL YOU
EXACTLY WHAT IT TASTES LIKE. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU GO -- "SO YOU --
YOU CAN -- >> SO, YOU KNOW WHEN YOU GO INTO A GROCERY STORE AND YOU,
KIND OF, KNOW ONE VARIETAL BECAUSE YOU -- THAT'S THE ONE YOU TASTED AND YOU'RE, KIND OF,
LIKE, "I LIKE THE WAY THAT TASTES." >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> "WHAT WOULD IT TASTE LIKE IF YOU WANT SOMETHING THAT'S FULL BODIED OR HAS A LITTLE BIT OF
FRUIT, A LITTLE BIT OF SPICE, OR A DRY WHITE, CRISP WHITE? INSTEAD OF SAYING -- TRYING TO
FIND THE VARIETAL THAT TASTES LIKE THAT, WE JUST TELL YOU WHAT IT TASTES LIKE ON THE
BOTTLE >> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT GREAT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> OR YOU CAN JUST GO AND GO, "THAT'S THE WINE I WANT.
>> Jimmy: SO I GO IN, USUALLY I GO, "BOX OR GLASS. [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW, THAT'S -- IT'S WHERE I'M GOING. YOU CAN ACTUALLY PRETEND
YOU KNOW YOU'RE TALKING LIKE, "IS THIS, LIKE, MEDIUM TO FULL-BODIED I'M FEELING?
>> YEAH, YEAH. WELL -- >> Jimmy: NOTES OF, LIKE, RED
BERRIES AND A LITTLE HINT OF COCOA IN THIS? >> YES
[ LAUGHTER ] YES, I WAS GIVING THAT ON MY PALLETS.
>> Jimmy: YOU WERE GETTING ABOUT -- >> YES
>> Jimmy: "JIMMY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY A LITTLE HERE? >> SURE.
>> Jimmy: BY THE WAY -- >> THIS SAYS -- OH SO, THIS IS -- THIS IS OUR
CABERNET SO, WE JUST -- >> Jimmy: A LITTLE CABERNET
SAUVIGNON. >> YES, YES. WE JUST LAUNCHED THIS ON
DRINKAVALINE.COM AND IT'S OUR -- AND IT'S OUR CABERNET
SO, WE DON'T DO -- WE DO VARIETALS ON OUR WEBSITE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
YEP, YEP, YEP. >> Jimmy: CHEERS >> AND CHEERS TO US.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: I MEAN, GORGEOUSITY.
I LOVE IT. CAMERON DIAZ, EVERYBODY. AVALINE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHEN WE COME BACK, CAMERON AND I ARE GOING HEAD-TO-HEAD IN
A WINE SCOOTER RACE. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ LAUGHTER ]
[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: HEY, EVERYBODY WE ARE BACK WITH CAMERON DIAZ
TO CELEBRATE CAMERON'S WINE AVALINE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SHE AND I ARE GOING TO FACE OFF IN THE WORLD'S FIRST EVER WINE SCOOTER RACE
>> WE'VE DONE THIS BEFORE. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU READY FOR THIS
>> I'M READY FOR THIS. >> Jimmy: NOW, HERE'S THE WAY IT'S GOING TO WORK
WE'RE GOING TO BE RIDING THESE ONE OF A KIND GRAPE SCOOTERS WHILE WEARING THESE WINE
HELMETS. OKAY CAMERON AND I --
>> ARE THE GRAPES? I'M SO GLAD, CAUSE RIGHT NOW, I'VE SEEN CHILD BIRTH AND THIS
LOOKS LIKE A DIFFERENT SITUATION. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? >> WOMEN, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT? >> Jimmy: BEAUTIFUL GRAPES THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL GRAPES
>> THEY ARE GRAPES >> Jimmy: THEY ARE GRAPES. CAMERON AND I WILL RACE OUT OF
THESE DOORS PAST OUR ROLLER SKATING COCKTAIL WAITER. AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO HEAD TO
THE ELEVATOR BEND AND GO AROUND THE WINE MIME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WHY DOES HE GET AN APPLAUSE? OH, YOU DROPPED IT >> HE'S JUGGLING BREADSTICKS
>> Jimmy: THEN WE'RE GOING TO GO BACK DOWN THE HALLWAY AND PASS A BACHELORETTE PARTY WHO'S
BEEN ROSE-ING ALL DAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND AFTER THAT, WE'LL BE
CAREFUL TO AVOID OUR SEVEN FOOT-TALL WINE BOTTLE -- >> HOLY!
>> Jimmy: -- TAKE A RIGHT THROUGH THE LOW HANGING GRAPES AND FOR THE LAST LEG OF THE
RACE WE'LL HEAD THROUGH CORK ALLEY. WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE HASTHTAG
THE PANDA AND THE T-SHIRT YETI ARE HAVING A CORK FIGHT. NOW, THE FIRST PERSON TO CROSS
THROUGH THE BOXES OF WINE WINS AND THAT'S WHERE WE'LL CELEBRATE WITH SOME DELICIOUS
AVALINE WINE CAMERON, ARE YOU READY FOR THIS
>> I'M SO READY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DON'T FORGET YOUR BRAKE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, DON'T FORGET THE BRAKES >> JIMMY HATES TO LOSE
>> Jimmy: JIMMY DOESN'T USE BRAKES >> HE DOESN'T LIKE IT.
>> Jimmy: JIMMY DOESN'T USE BRAKES [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: READY? >> Jimmy: YEAH I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN A SPEEDO
AND A BIKINI >> Steve: WHAT'S THAT? NO, THAT WAS JUST MY
OFF-CAMERA - >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, SORRY. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: THREE, TWO, ONE, GO! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU CUT ME OFF
* >> Jimmy: OH, MY -- SORRY, SORRY!
>> THE OTHER WAY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SORRY!
DID I MAKE YOU DROP YOUR WINE, MIME *
>> WAIT, ARE WE SUPPOSED TO -- >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD >> WHOO!
* WAIT, ARE WE SUPPOSED TO - [ SCREAMING
>> Jimmy: OH MY GOD. >> WHOO! [ SCREAMING
[ LAUGHTER ] I LOST MY HAT! [ LAUGHTER ]
* >> Jimmy: BE CAREFUL DON'T HIT HER.
>> READY >> Jimmy: YES. >> READY
>> Jimmy: YES. GO FOR IT, BUD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> WHOO! >> Jimmy: WE GOT TO THE FINISH LINE TOGETHER!
MY THANKS TO CAMERON DIAZ. AVALINE IS AVAILABLE NOW THANKS, HIGGINS.
AT DRINKAVALINE.COM. MATT SMITH JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN EMMY-NOMINATED ACTOR WHO YOU KNOW FROM "DOCTOR WHO" AND "THE
CROWN. AND NOW HE STARS IN THE SERIES "HOUSE OF THE DRAGON" WHICH
AIRS SUNDAYS ON HBO. YOU CAN ALSO STREAM IT ON HBO MAX.
PLEASE WELCOME MATT SMITH.
HERE >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME ON.
>> Jimmy: I'M A BIG FAN OF YOUR WORK AND I'M SO HAPPY TO MEET YOU.
>> LIKEWISE. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE A STUD. EVERYONE LOVES YOU
[ CHEERS ] >> FLATTERY WILL GET YOU EVERYWHERE
>> Jimmy: YEAH I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "HOUSE OF THE DRAGON."
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: BUT I ALSO WANT TO TALK ABOUT ON "THE CROWN."
YOU PLAY -- YEAH, I MEAN, MY GOD. PRINCE PHILIP.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU DID SUCH A GREAT JOB AS PRINCE PHILIP, NOMINATED FOR
AWARDS AND ALL THIS STUFF. >> ALWAYS A BRIDESMAID I NEVER WIN.
>> Jimmy: YEAH IT'S COOL. IT'S COOLER TO JUST BE
NOMINATED. >> IS IT >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> YOU'VE GOT LOADS, THOUGH, DON'T YOU? >> Jimmy: NO, I'VE NEVER BEEN
NOMINATED. >> WHAT? [ LAUGHTER ]
NO, JUST SAYING -- BUT IT SOUNDS COOL DID YOU EVER MEET ANY OF THE
ROYALS DID YOU MEET THE QUEEN >> I MET HARRY
AND NO, I MEAN, NOT THE QUEEN. I MET HARRY. I MET WILLIAM.
I MET NOW-KING, KING CHARLES >> Jimmy: WOW. >> YEAH, HE CAME TO "DOCTOR
WHO. HE WAS IMPECCABLY DRESSED. AND I WENT, "YOU'VE VERY WELL
DRESSED. AND HE WENT, "NO, NO YOU'RE VERY WELL DRESSED."
AND I WENT, "YOU'VE GOT MARVELOUS SHOES. AND HE WENT, "ACTUALLY, YOU'VE
GOT MARVELOUS SHOES. AND I WENT, "THEY'RE RED." AND HE WENT, "BUT YOURS ARE
RED. AND I WENT, "HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD YOURS?
AND HE SAID, "35 YEARS." >> Jimmy: NO >> 35 YEARS.
>> Jimmy: HE HAD HIS SHOES FOR 35 YEARS >> YOU'D THINK AS A KING HE'D
BE ABLE TO -- YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> AFFORD A NEW PAIR OF BOOTS. >> Jimmy: ANOTHER NEW PAIR OF SHOES.
>> OH, YES >> Jimmy: LOOK AT, THIS IS A A PHOTO OF YOU GUYS IN FRONT OF
THE -- >> YEAH, I LOOK LIKE I'VE WON A PRIZE.
[ LAUGHTER ] LIKE I'VE RUN IN AND GONE -- "YEAH, MATE.
>> Jimmy: HOW COOL IS THAT DID YOU GET NERVOUS? DID YOU KNOW THAT HE WAS
COMING AND DID THEY HAVE -- WAS IT A BIG THING?
>> YEAH, YEAH. THEY SORT OF LAY OUT THE RED CARPET AND ALL THAT.
>> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> BUT HE WAS ONLY A PRINCE THEN
SO, HE WAS LIKE SMALL. IT WAS A SMALL - >> Jimmy: AT THAT POINT.
NOW HE'S KING. YEAH, HE'S LIKE, "DO YOU REMEMBER ME?
YEAH, OF COURSE. CAN WE TALK ABOUT "HOUSE OF THE DRAGON?"
>> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: CONGRATS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> THANK YOU, BROTHER. >> Jimmy: GIANT HIT. YOU'RE AWESOME IN IT
YOU'RE REALLY GOOD IN IT >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH >> Jimmy: I HAVE QUESTIONS
ABOUT WHERE YOUR CHARACTER GOES I'M NOT COMPLETELY CAUGHT UP AS
EVERYONE ELSE. >> DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY, GOOD
>> DON'T BOTHER. >> Jimmy: CAN YOU -- WELL, EVENTUALLY YOU HAVE TO GET
CAUGHT UP. >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT NOT RIGHT
NOW. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT CAN YOU SET UP WHERE IT TAKES
PLACE OR WHEN IT TAKES PLACE >> YEAH. SO, IT TAKES PLACE 175 YEARS -
>> Jimmy: YES. >> IS THAT RIGHT IS THAT RIGHT --
BEFORE "GAME THE THRONES." THAT SHOW. AND IT'S ABOUT A SORT OF, YOU
KNOW, INCESTUOUS, VOLATILE, SOCIOPATHIC FAMILY - [ LAUGHTER ]
WITH BLONDE WIGS - >> Jimmy: WITH BLONDE WIGS, YEAH
>> -- WHO RIDE DRAGONS, AND YOU KNOW, GET CROSS WITH EACH OTHER, ESSENTIALLY
>> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, YOU PULL OFF THE HAIR VERY WELL >> DO YOU THINK?
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS ARE YOU KIDDING? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> THEY DON'T LIKE -- SOME ANGLES, LIKE, I'M GOOD FROM THE SIDE
I'M QUITE -- IT'S QUITE A LOT FROM THE FRONT >> Jimmy: NO, YOU LOOK COOL.
THE FIRST THING I SAID WHEN I SAW YOU, YOU'RE PULLING THIS OFF.
YOU LOOK REALLY COOL AND THEN YOU ACTUALLY -- WELL, EVERYONE KIND OF HAS THIS HAIR
KIND OF. >> YEAH, EXACTLY YEAH, YOU KNOW
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH >> Jimmy: THEY HAVE THIS STYLE >> IT TAKES -- IT TAKES AGES TO
PUT THE WIG ON IT'S A [ BLEEP ] NIGHTMARE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: BUT THEN YOU SKIP AHEAD IN TIME -- >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND YOU HAVE SHORT HAIR >> YEAH, YEAH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STARTING TO LOOK A BIT BETTER. >> Jimmy: THAT'S -- THAT'S
GREAT. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. EVERYONE IS STILL TALKING
ABOUT, YOU HAD -- THIS IS EPISODE THREE, WHICH I'VE SEEN >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: SO -- I THINK THERE'S ONLY FOUR OUT. BUT I'M UP TO EPISODE THREE.
AND YOU HAD AN EPIC BATTLE I'LL JUST SAY THAT I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL ANYTHING
>> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: BUT LET'S JUST SAY THIS, THAT THE INTERNET WENT
NUTS BECAUSE YOU HAVE AN EPIC BATTLE
NO DIALOGUE IN THIS BATTLE >> YES >> Jimmy: BUT PEOPLE THINK THAT
YOU SHOULD WIN AN AWARD JUST FOR THE SCENE EVEN THOUGH YOU HAD NOT DIALOGUE
YOU SPOKE WITH YOUR ACTING >> IT'S WHEN I'M AT MY BEST, ACTUALLY, WHEN I DON'T SPEAK
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT I MEAN, THIS WAS THE REAL DEAL.
>> IT'S WHEN I COME ALIVE. >> Jimmy: IT REALLY IS -- YEAH I WISH YOU'D JUST CAME OUT
TONIGHT AND JUST DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING >> ME TOO, ACTUALLY.
[ LAUGHTER ] I'VE BEEN [ BLEEP ] MYSELF FOR DAYS
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT YOU DO THIS AND I GO, "OH, THIS GUY KNOWS HOW TO
DO IT. 'CAUSE YOU'RE JUST A GREAT ACTOR -- I MEAN --
>> JIMMY >> Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FIGHT?
>> NOT REALLY. I MEAN, I HAD A GREAT STUNTMAN AND THEN, YEAH, YOU KNOW, YOU
TRAIN, YOU DO ALL THAT STUFF YOU SWING A SWORD AND YOU GET THERE.
AND YOU PRAY AND HOPE FOR THE BEST >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> JUICY ROLES YOU KNOW, POOFY FACES WHEN YOU GRIMACE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH NO, BUT YOU DO IT SO WELL. AND THEN, ALSO, YOU SPEAK
ANOTHER LANGUAGE IN THIS >> YES HIGH VALYRIAN.
>> Jimmy: HIGH VALYRIAN. >> YES >> Jimmy: IS THE NAME THE --
YEAH >> IS THE LANGUAGE, YEAH [ SPEAKING HIGH VALYRIAN ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ BLEEP >> Jimmy: NOW, THAT'S -- PLAY
THAT BACKWARDS, IT SAYS "PAUL IS DEAD. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> IT SAYS, "JIMMY, YOU'VE GOT GLORIOUS EYES. >> Jimmy: YEAH
CAN YOU -- CAN YOU TEACH ME TO SAY THAT >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
[ SPEAKING HIGH VALYIRIAN >> WHOA, YEAH. THAT'S GOOD, BROTHER
THAT'S A GOOD START. >> Jimmy: REALLY I'VE NEVER DONE THAT
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. [ SPEAKING HIGH VALYIRIAN [ BLEEP ] YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> AND ACTUALLY, IT MEANS -- >> Jimmy: NOW, WAIT, WHAT DID I
JUST SAY >> IT MEANS -- IT MEANS, "ONE DAY THIS CHAIR WILL BE MINE.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ALTHOUGH, I'D BUTCHER YOUR JOB, IN TRUTH
I COULDN'T DO IT >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU COULD DO IT
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT YOU HAVE YOUR OWN DRAGON WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
COME ON, BUD >> TRUE ENOUGH, TRUE ENOUGH. >> Jimmy: WHAT IS -- WHAT IS
YOUR DRAGON'S NAME AGAIN >> HE'S CALLED CARAXES AND HE'S SORT OF LIKE -- HE'S LIKE AN
AVATAR OF DAEMON, REALLY HE'S REALLY GRUMPY VOLATILE, CYNICAL.
A REAL BASTARD >> Jimmy: AND YOU ACT WITH A -- LIKE A TENNIS BALL ON A STICK?
OR A - >> A REAL DRAGON [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, NO, IT'S LIKE A -- SO, LIKE, THEY BUILD LIKE A PLYNTH, BASICALLY.
WHICH IS LIKE, 20 FOOT IN THE AIR. AND IT'S LIKE A KIND OF BUCKING
BRONCO IN A BOOZER, IN A PUB >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THEN, THEY LIKE -- THERE'S
A GUY WITH A REMOTE CONTROL. HE'S, LIKE, MOVING IT AROUND HE'S REALLY PLEASED WITH HIS
LIFE, OBVIOUSLY, BECAUSE HE'S MOVING YOU AROUND. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S A GREAT
GIG. >> IT'S A GREAT JOB, ISN'T IT? >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD
>> YEAH, HE PROBABLY HATES YOU HE'S LIKE, -- I'M LIKE, "GO FASTER, MATE."
AND THEN, YOU KNOW, THEY FIRE - >> Jimmy: 'CAUSE YOU'RE RIDING
ON IT. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. LIKE A BRONCO.
>> Jimmy: OH, WOW. >> YEAH. AND THEN THEY FIRE WIND AND
RAIN AND AFTER TEN HOURS YOU'RE LIKE GET ME THE [ BLEEP ] OFF
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT TO WATCH YOUR MOUTH ON THIS SHOW.
>> SORRY, I KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] I CAN'T -- WE CAN'T SWEAR, CAN
WE >> Jimmy: NO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> SORRY SORRY, AMERICA >> Jimmy: THE KING IS WATCHING
HE'LL BE SO UPSET. >> HE WILL BE -- >> Jimmy: HE AND HIS
35-YEAR-OLD SHOES, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] I THINK YOU'RE A GREAT ACTOR
AND I'M JUST A FAN OF YOURS. AND I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU CAME ON OUR SHOW.
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: CONGRATS WITH THE NEW SHOW
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S MATT SMITH IN "HOUSE OF THE DRAGON."
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
*
[ SPEAKING HIGH VALYIRIAN >> Jimmy: COME ON RIGHT THERE. THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT
MATT SMITH, EVERYONE MATT SMITH NEW EPISODES OF "HOUSE OF THE
DRAGON" AIRS SUNDAYS ON HBO. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SHERYL CROW.
STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "FOREVER"
FROM HER SHOWTIME DOCUMENTARY, "SHERYL," PLEASE WELCOME SHERYL CROW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* LAY DOWN YOUR HEA DON'T YOU WORRY TONIGH
CAN'T FIX THE WORL NO MATTER HOW YOU TRY * * GIVE IT SOME TIME
YOU WILL FIN EVERYTHING IS ALRIGH THERE'S NO SUCH *
* THING AS FOREVE BUT YOU AND ME WE'VE GOT TODA
AND EVERY MOMENT * * WE'RE TOGETHE I KNOW THERE IS A HEAVEN
'CAUSE YOU MAKE ME FEEL THAT WAY * * WHEN I GET DOWN
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I CAL YOU PICK ME UP *
* EVERY TIME THAT I FAL AND WHEN YOU LAUGH NOTHING ELSE MATTERS
TO ME AT ALL * * THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS FOREVER
BUT YOU AND ME WE'VE GOT TODAY * * AND EVERY MOMEN
WE'RE TOGETHER I KNOW THERE IS A HEAVEN *
* 'CAUSE YOU MAKE M FEEL THAT WAY * *
* GARBAGE OUT IN SPAC GARBAGE IN L.A
BABY WHAT A WAST EVERYBODY'S MAD * * EVERYBODY'S SAD
SEE IT IN THEIR FACE I GOTTA HAVE THE LATES GOTTA HAVE THE BEST *
* THE MOS IF YOU WANNA BE HAPP LIGHT A MATCH AND WATC
IT ALL GO UP IN SMOKE * * THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS FOREVER
IF WE GET STUC IN YESTERDAY * * AND EVERY MOMEN
WE'RE TOGETHER I KNOW THERE IS A HEAVEN 'CAUSE YOU MAKE ME *
* FEEL THAT WAY THERE'S NO SUC THING AS FOREVER
NO SUCH THING * * BUT YOU AND M WE'VE GOT TODA
EVERY MOMENT WE'RE TOGETHER * * I KNOW THER
IS A HEAVE 'CAUSE YOU MAKE ME FEEL THAT WAY *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. COME ON.
THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT. I LOVE YOU SHERYL CROW.
"FOREVER" IS OUT NOW WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK EVERYBODY. OH, MY GOSH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO
CAMERON DIAZ, MATT SMITH THE ONE AND ONLY, SHERYL CROW. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSLVANIA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY BUH-BYE!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE