Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - MARGOT ROBBIE,
BOBBY MOYNIHAN MUSICAL GUEST NATHANIEL RATELIFF & THE NIGHTS
SWEATS AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW
Questlove: 1712 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MY -- MY BIRTHDAY WISH CAME
TRUE THE CROWD IS NOT WEARING A A MASK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, THAT FEELS GOOD JUST TO SEE EVERYBODY.
WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW.
YOU'RE HERE. THANKS FOR WATCHING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
OH, AWESOME. Steve: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Jimmy: THANK YOU.
I APPRECIATE IT. THANK YOU. IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY, I FORGOT
HOW OLD I AM, 'CAUSE YOU REACH A CERTAIN AGE, AND YOU FORGOT HOW OLD YOU ARE.
IT JUST HAPPENS. SO I GO -- "YEAH, I'M -- YOU KNOW, I'M 49 OR WHATEVER," YOU
KNOW SO THEY HAVE TO CREATE -- AND OH YEAH, AND THE CARD'S 49, AND
YOU GO, "I DON'T THINK I'M 49, AM I?" AND I GO, "YEAH, YEAH, YOU
ARE. AND SO, MY DAUGHTER GOES, "ALEXA, HOW OLD IS
JIMMY FALLON?" [ LAUGHTER ] ALEXA -- "JIMMY FALLON IS
48-YEARS-OLD." I GO, "THAT'S THE BEST GIFT EVER!"
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU GAVE ME A YEAR OF MY LIFE BACK
I HAVE A WHOLE YEAR AHEAD OF ME FOR FREE LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS, YOU
GUYS LAST NIGHT PRESIDENT BIDEN DID A RARE SIT-DOWN INTERVIEW ON
"60 MINUTES. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW THIS HE MADE A PRETTY BIG
ANNOUNCEMENT IN CASE YOU MISSED IT, HERE IT IS
THE PANDEMIC IS OVER. WE'RE STILL HAVING A PROBLEM WITH COVID
WE'RE STILL DOING A LOT OF WORK ON IT. [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S -- BUT THE PANDEMIC IS OVER [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: KIND OF HUGE NEWS TO MENTION SO CASUALLY, YOU KNOW? I WAS EXPECTING THE END OF A
A TWO AND A HALF YEAR NIGHTMARE TO BE ANNOUNCED ON THE FLOOR OF THE DETROIT AUTO SHOW.
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE HEARING, "I HAD A GOOD DAY, WENT FOR A RUN, ATE
BREAKFAST, THE BABY WAS BORN, YOU KNOW." [ LAUGHTER ]
APPARENTLY BIDEN'S COMMENT WAS NOT PART OF HIS PLANNED REMARKS AND CAUGHT SEVERAL OF HIS OWN
HEALTH OFFICIALS BY SURPRISE DR. FAUCI WAS LIKE, "OH, GOD, IT'S 2020 ALL OVER AGAIN
OH, MY GOD." [ LAUGHTER ] FOR THE REST OF THE INTERVIEW,
WHENEVER BIDEN ANSWERED A QUESTION, A STAFFER QUICKLY REVVED THE CAR ENGINE.
LIKE, "THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO GO TO WAR WITH -- [ CAR ENGINE ]
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "WE'RE GONNA SUPPORT --" [ CAR ENGINE ]
LATER IN THE INTERVIEW BIDEN THOUGH WAS ASKED ABOUT HIS AGE WATCH THIS
MR. PRESIDENT, YOU ARE THE OLDEST PRESIDENT EVER. PRETTY GOOD SHAPE, HUH?
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: HE HANDLED IT PRETTY WELL, YEAH
ALTHOUGH I WILL SAY IT GOT A A LITTLE DICEY AFTER THAT. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
HOW WOULD YOU SAY YOUR MENTAL FOCUS IS? OH, IT'S FOCUSED.
[ LAUGHTER ] IT' -- I THINK IT'S -- I -- I HAVEN'T -- LOOK --
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU THINK I WOULD TELL YOU IF I KNEW EXACTLY
OF COURSE I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU. SO, I -- LOOK, THIS IS A
A PROCESS. THIS IS A PROCESS. AND THE PROOF OF THE PUDDING'S
IN THE EATING. I MEAN, DON'T -- DON'T -- DON'T.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] MY POINT IS, IT TAKES TIME HOW DOES AN OLD GUY DO THAT?
I NO MORE THINK OF MYSELF AS BEING AS OLD AS I AM THAN A FLY.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? NO. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
Questlove: NO MAN YO YO YO THAT'S EDITED RIGHT
[ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: THAT'S A JOKE.
Jimmy: NO THAT'S NOT REAL OH GOD. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: PROPS TO OUR EDITOR THERE. WELL, I SAW THAT THIS WEEKEND
FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP SPOKE AT A RALLY IN OHIO, AND AT ONE POINT DURING HIS SPEECH, MUSIC
STARTED PLAYING, AND HIS SUPPORTERS REACTED IN A PRETTY STRANGE WAY.
CHECK THIS OUT
AND THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE THAT REFUSES TO
INVESTIGATE EGREGIOUS ACTS OF VOTING IRREGULARITIES AND FRAUD.
AND WE HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO IS COGNITIVELY IMPAIRED, AND IN NO CONDITION TO LEAD OUR COUNTRY.
Jimmy: NOT CREEPY AT ALL. [ LAUGHTER ] THEN TRUMP IS LIKE, "AND NOW TO
SACRIFICE THE FIRST BORN SONS. COME UP HERE, DON JR." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WHAT WAS GOING ON? MEANWHILE, TRUMP JUST RETURNED TO MAR-A-LAGO FOR THE FIRST
TIME SINCE THE FBI SEARCH, AND HE'S COMPLAINING THAT FBI AGENTS DIDN'T EVEN TAKE OFF
THEIR SHOES BEFORE GOING INTO HIS BEDROOM. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, FOR SOME REASON, THE AGENTS WEREN'T LIKE, "FBI, THIS IS A RAID!
[ LAUGHTER ] SHOULD HAVE WORE VELCRO. OF COURSE, EVERYONE IS TALKING
ABOUT THIS TODAY - LEADERS, DIGNITARIES, AND POLITICIANS FROM AROUND THE
WORLD GATHERED IN LONDON FOR THE FUNERAL OF QUEEN ELIZABETH MEANWHILE, TRUMP SHOWED UP AT
A BURGER KING AND SAID, "SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
"TWO WHOPPERS, FRENCH FRIES, DIET COKE. IN OBSERVANCE FOR THE FUNERAL,
FLIGHTS IN AND OUT OF LONDON'S HEATHROW AIRPORT WERE CANCELLED OR DELAYED
LaGUARDIA HEARD THAT AND WAS LIKE, "UH, THAT'S ALSO WHY OUR FLIGHTS ARE ---"
[ LAUGHTER ] "OUT OF RESPECT, OF COURSE WE'RE GOING TO BE RESPECTING
'TIL, LIKE, AROUND NEW YEAR'S, PROBABLY THAT'S WHAT WE'LL -- WE'LL
CONTINUE OUR RESPECT, YEAH." SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS -- WE'RE JUST ONE MONTH AWAY FROM
TAYLOR SWIFT'S 10th STUDIO ALBUM "MIDNIGHTS" -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND FANS ARE ALREADY FINDING ALL KINDS OF SECRET MESSAGES ABOUT THE ALBUM IN HER SOCIAL
MEDIA POSTS. Tariq: OH, MAN, ALL THAT STUFF IS JUST CONSPIRACY THEORY
THOUGH Jimmy: UH, I DON'T KNOW, TARIQ, THE CLUES ARE -- THE
CLUES ARE EVERYWHERE Tariq: WHAT CLUES Jimmy: OKAY, SO TAYLOR MADE
A SURPRISE ANNOUNCEMENT AT THIS YEAR'S VMAs THAT HER 10th STUDIO ALBUM WAS GONNA BE
CALLED "MIDNIGHTS," AND IT WOULD COME OUT ON MIDNIGHT ON OCTOBER 21st
YOU FOLLOW Tariq: UH Jimmy: SO, 13 IS TAYLOR'S
FAVORITE NUMBER, AND "MIDNIGHTS" IS GONNA HAVE 13 TRACKS ON IT, BUT NOBODY
KNOWS WHAT THE SONGS ARE CALLED YET. ON ALL THE ALBUM ART SHE'S
SHARED SO FAR, ALL THE SONGS HAVE FAKE TITLES LIKE "TRACK ONE," "TRACK TWO," THAT KIND OF
THING. Tariq: AND THAT MEANS Jimmy: BUT, WHEN SHE POSTED
A VIDEO ANNOUNCING ALL THE LIMITED EDITION VINYLS, THE NAMES OF THE SONGS WERE ALL
BLURRED OUT ON THE COVERS, SO YOU CAN TELL THE SONGS WON'T ACTUALLY BE CALLED "TRACK ONE,"
"TRACK TWO." AND THAT WAS ON SEPTEMBER 1st. THEN ON SEPTEMBER 16th, SHE
POSTED ANOTHER VIDEO REVEALING THAT IF YOU LINE UP THE BACKS OF ALL THE SPECIAL EDITION
VINYLS WITH THE REGULAR EDITION ONES, IT MAKES A CLOCK MIDNIGHT IS A TIME ON A CLOCK.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Tariq: OKAY OKAY, WELL, I GUESS --
Jimmy: YEAH, BUT HERE -- HERE'S WHERE IT GETS INTERESTING.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IN TAYLOR'S ENTIRE DISCOGRAPHY, SHE'S ONLY SUNG THE WORD
"MIDNIGHT" IN SIX SONGS. SHE SINGS IT IN "STYLE" OFF OF "1989," "YOU ARE IN LOVE" OFF
OF "1989," "NEW YEAR'S DAY" OFF OF "REPUTATION," "THE LAST GREAT AMERICAN DYNASTY" OFF
"FOLKLORE," "HAPPINESS" OFF OF "EVERMORE," AND OF COURSE IN "22 (TAYLOR'S VERSION)" OF
"RED(TAYLOR'S VERSION)." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND THAT'S NOT EVEN THE CRAZY
PART [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 'CAUSE ALSO TURNS OUT SHE'S
SUNG THE PHRASE "MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT," IN SEVEN SONGS THROUGHOUT HER DISCOGRAPHY
SHE SINGS IT IN "READY FOR IT?" OFF "REPUTATION," "DAYLIGHT" OFF OF "LOVER," "YOU BELONG
WITH ME (TAYLOR'S VERSION)" OFF OF "FEARLESS (TAYLOR'S VERSION)," "UNTOUCHABLE
(TAYLOR'S VERSION)," OFF OF "FEARLESS (TAYLOR'S VERSION)," "ALL TOO WELL (0 MINUTE
VERSION) (TAYLOR'S VERSION)" OFF OF "RED (TAYLOR'S VERSION)," "BETTER MAN
(TAYLOR'S VERSION)" OFF OF "RED (TAYLOR'S VERSION)," AND "NOTHING NEW (FEAT. PHOEBE
BRIDGERS) (TAYLOR'S VERSION)" OFF OF "RED (TAYLOR'S VERSION)."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Tariq: WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING
Jimmy: SIX "MIDNIGHTS" PLUS SEVEN "MIDDLE OF THE NIGHTS" EQUAL --
13 13 IS TAYLOR'S FAVORITE NUMBER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S HOW MANY SONGS ARE ON MIDNIGHTS. TAYLOR'S A GENIUS!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Steve: YEAH, I GET IT
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Jimmy: THANK YOU. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WELL, THIS IS GOING VIRAL. GUYS, AN 80-YEAR-OLD STATE SENATE CANDIDATE IN UTAH NAMED
LINDA PAULSON IS GOING VIRAL BECAUSE OF A NEW CAMPAIGN VIDEO THAT SHE JUST RELEASED
CAN WE SEE THIS, PLEASE?
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Tariq: OH, NO
* HEY YOUTHS OF DISTRICT 12 LISTEN UP RIGHT HERE * * THERE'S A NEW NAM
ON THE BALLOT FOR THE SENATE THIS YEAR * * MY NAME IS LINDA PAULSO
REPUBLICAN AND AWESOME * Jimmy: AT THAT POINT, THE TUPAC HOLOGRAM UNPLUGGED
ITSELF [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE IF "HAMILTON" WAS
WRITTEN BY MIKE PENCE. ISN'T IT KIND OF - [ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY, GUYS, DO YOU EVER SEE A PHOTO IN THE NEWS AND THINK THAT HEADLINE SHOULD BE
DIFFERENT? WELL, WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT RIGHT NOW.
IT'S TIME FOR "NEWS AND IMPROVED." HERE WE GO
* NEWS AND IMPROVED * Jimmy: FOR EXAMPLE, CHECK OUT -- CHECK OUT THIS FIRST
PHOTO HERE THE ORIGINAL HEADLINE WAS "PELOSI ARRIVES IN BERLIN FOR
G7 TALKS." HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "MOM JUST FOUND OUT DAUGHTER
CHANGING MAJOR FROM PRE-MED TO HORTICULTURAL YOGA." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THE NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "CANADIAN CAMPAIGN EVENT KICKS OFF IN MONTREAL.
HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "EVERYONE THINKS THEY'RE GETTING FIRED AFTER BOSS
DELIVERS 'NO ONE'S GETTING FIRED' SPEECH WITH AIR QUOTES. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
"NO ONE'S GETTING FIRED. THIS NEXT HEADLINE WAS "BORIS JOHNSON ATTENDS
KING CHARLES' ASCENSION. HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "GUY TELLS FRIEND HE TOTALLY COULD
HAVE DATED KATHY IRELAND." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "OH, YEAH.
[ INDISCERNIBLE Steve: "I COULDA. I DIDN'T."
Jimmy: "I DIDN'T, BUT I COULDA." YOU SURE
NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "HARRY STYLES PARTNERS WITH GUCCI.
HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT THE BABY FROM "THE HANGOVER" LOOKS
LIKE TODAY." [ LAUGHTER ] [ RIM SHOT ]
[ APPLAUSE ] Steve: WOW. THAT'S A HEADLINE.
Jimmy: NEXT HEADLINE WAS "MACRON HOSTS KING OF JORDAN IN PARIS.
HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "HALLMARK CHANNEL RUNS OUT OF STORY IDEAS, TRIES NEW 'DAD
MARRYING SON' PLOT LINE. [ APPLAUSE ] NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "MICHIGAN
REPRESENTATIVE SPEAKS DURING INTERNATIONAL AUTO SHOW. HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "WOMAN
ASKS TABLE, 'WHAT, ARE THEY GROWING THE LETTUCE BACK THERE?' AFTER WAITING
15 MINUTES FOR COBB SALAD. [ APPLAUSE ] NEXT HEADLINE WAS "GREEK PRIME
MINISTER ANNOUNCES RELIEF MEASURES." HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN
"COMING NEXT SUMMER, ROGER FEDERER IS THE NEW MR. BEAN."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, THIS HEADLINE WAS "GERMAN CHANCELLOR FIGHTS
INCREASING GAS PRICES. HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "MAN WITH HANGOVER NEEDS EVERYONE TO
LOWER THEIR VOLUME A LITTLE BIT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S ALL WE HAVE FOR "NEWS AND IMPROVED." WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
*
Jimmy: OH, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT
SHE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "AMSTERDAM," WHICH HITS THEATERS OCTOBER 7th
ONE OF OUR FAVORITES, MARGOT ROBBIE IS HERE TONIGHT. Steve: COME ON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WE'RE GONNA PLAY - I KNOW
WE'RE TALKING TO HER WE'RE GONNA BE PLAYING A FUN LITTLE GAME WITH HER LATER ON
IN THE SHOW, IT'S GONNA BE GOOD PLUS, HE HAS WRITTEN A NEW
CHILDREN'S BOOK CALLED "NOT ALL SHEEP ARE BORING!" IT'S OUT TOMORROW.
BOBBY MOYNIHAN IS ON THE SHOW. Steve: COME ON. Jimmy: VERY FUN
Steve: BOBBY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: "SNL" LEGEND,
BOBBY MOYNIHAN Steve: BOBBY MOYNIHAN Jimmy: AND WE'VE GOT GREAT
MUSIC. EVERY SINGLE TIME THEY COME ON THE SHOW, THEY BRING IT.
THEY'RE THE GREATEST NATHANIEL RATELIFF & THE NIGHT SWEATS ARE HERE TONIGHT.
Steve: WHOA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: SOLID GOLD
SOLID GOLD. Steve: WOW, THAT'S HEAVY. WOW.
Jimmy: REAL GOLD. HEY, GUYS, BE SURE TO TUNE IN WEDNESDAY NIGHT.
SOMETHING VERY EXCITING IS GOING DOWN WE'RE TAKING "THE TONIGHT SHOW"
INTO FORTNITE. Steve: OOH. Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT
WE'VE TEAMED UP WITH SAMSUNG TO DO THIS. IT'S CALLED "TONIGHT AT THE
ROCK, POWERED BY SAMSUNG GALAXY." IT'S A GAMING EXPERIENCE YOU
CAN PLAY IN FORTNITE WE RECREATED EVERYTHING -- ROCKEFELLER CENTER, THE 30 ROCK
BUILDING, OUR OFFICES, EVERY LITTLE DETAIL OF THE STUDIO. IT'S LIKE YOU'RE RIGHT HERE.
AND THE ATTENTION TO DETAIL IS PRETTY MIND BLOWING. YOU CAN EXPLORE AROUND, THERE'S
ALL THESE MINIGAMES YOU CAN PLAY -- GAMES WE PLAY ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW," AND GAMES THAT
WE MADE JUST FOR FORTNITE WITH SAMSUNG GALAXY POWER BOOSTS. IT'S REALLY COOL, WE'RE VERY
EXCITED FOR THAT SO CALL ALL YOUR FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD AND START PLAYING.
TUNE IN TO THE SHOW WEDNESDAY NIGHT, AND THANK YOU TO FORTNITE, AND THANK YOU TO
EVERYONE AT SAMSUNG. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S GOOD.
IT'S COOL. STICK AROUND WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE
PLAYING "BLOW YOUR MIND" WITH MARGOT ROBBIE, EVERYBODY COME ON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Questlove: WHAT COLOR IS
A MIRROR SILVER? Jimmy: YEAH
QuestLove: WELL GUESS WHAT? THE ANSWER MAY SURPRISE YOU. I BET IT WILL, I BET IT
WILL Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A MIND-BLOWING GAME. BUT FIRST, I'M GOING TO NEED
SOMEONE TO PLAY AGAINST. HER NEW MOVIE, "AMSTERDAM," IS IN THEATERS OCTOBER 7th.
PLEASE WELCOME, THE ONE AND ONLY, MARGOT ROBBIE!
*
THANKS, GUYS. THANK YOU. I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM
ONLY DOING THIS BECAUSE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: I LOVE YOU THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS WE'RE ABOUT TO FACE OFF IN A
A GAME CALLED "BLOW YOUR MIND.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * BLOW YOUR MIND *
Jimmy: QUESTLOVE -- QUESTLOVE, DO YOU WANT TO EXPLAIN HOW THE GAME WORKS
Questlove: YES, JIMMY IN THIS GAME, I WILL READ EACH A MIND-BLOWING FACT.
AND YOU MUST DECIDE IF THAT FACT IS TRUE OR FALSE. IF YOU CHOOSE WRONG, WE WILL
BLOW YOUR MIND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND YOU WILL BLASTED IN THE
FACE FROM THE TUBE IN FRONT OF YOU. MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE, AND YOUR
OPPONENT GETS THEIR MIND BLOWN OKAY. Questlove: THE FIRST FACT IS
FOR MARGOT TRUE OR FALSE, THERE ARE MORE McDONALD'S IN THE U.S. THAN
LIBRARIES? THERE ARE MORE WHAT Jimmy: McDONALD'S
Questlove: THERE ARE MORE McDONALD'S IN THE U.S. THAN LIBRARIES.
* I WOULD SAY THAT'S TRUE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
Questlove: THE ANSWER MAY SURPRISE YOU [ BUZZER ]
[ SAD TUBA ] IT'S FALSE Jimmy: WHAT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME? Questlove: CAN WE PLEASE SEE
THAT -- OH, SILENCE, SILENCE CAN WE SEE THAT IN SLOW MOTION MY GOD, THIS GAME IS
INTENSE. Jimmy: SOMETHING WENT OVER YOUR HEAD.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I THINK IT WAS FEATHERS.
ALL RIGHT. Questlove: JIMMY. Jimmy: YES?
Questlove: THE NEXT FACT IS FOR YOU. TRUE OR FALSE, AN OSTRICH'S EYE
IS BIGGER THAN HIS BRAIN TRUE OR FALSE? Jimmy: HOW DID SHE GET MORE
McDONALD'S OR LIBRARIES -- AN OSTRICH'S EYE IS BIGGER THAN THEIR BRAIN?
Questlove: YES. TRUE OR FALSE, JIMMY Jimmy: I UNDERSTAND
BUT LET ME THINK FOR A SECOND. AN OSTRICH'S EYE -- I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW BIG AN -
Questlove: TRUE OR FALSE? Jimmy: I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, IT'S TRUE OR FALSE
THEY'RE SUCH BIG ANIMALS. Jimmy: YES, BUT THEY HAVE TINY HEADS
BIRDS OFTEN HAVE SMALL BRAINS I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M HELPING
Jimmy: I'M GOING TO SAY FALSE. Questlove: THE ANSWER MAY
SURPRISE YOU NO, PLEASE. [ BUZZER ]
[ SAD TUBA ] [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Questlove: IT'S TRUE, JIMMY
CAN WE PLEASE SEE THAT AGAIN IN SLOW MOTION? WHAT FLEW -- WHAT FLEW ON
YOU? Jimmy: WHAT IN THE HELL WAS THAT
WHAT WAS THAT? [ LAUGHTER ] WAS THAT LETTUCE
DO YOU HAVE LETTUCE ON YOU? WHAT -- HOW DID -- IT WAS LETTUCE?
Questlove: YES. Jimmy: YOU GOT -- YOU GOT - YOU GOT FEATHERS -- YOU GOT
FEATHERS, AND I GOT RAW LETTUCE. [ LAUGHTER ]
IS THAT WHAT I GOT? Questlove: YEAH, YOU DID. MARGOT -
OKAY. Questlove: -- YOU'RE UP NEXT
[ LAUGHTER ] TRUE OR FALSE, MARGOT? YES, QUESTLOVE?
Questlove: THE WORD "NERD" WAS FIRST MENTIONED IN THE BIBLE.
FALSE Questlove: MARGOT, THE ANSWER -
Jimmy: MAY, SURPRISE YOU, YEAH Questlove: -- MAY SURPRISE
YOU. * OH, DEAR GOD!
[ SAD TUBA ] [ DINGING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Questlove: CAN WE -- CAN WE PLEASE SEE THAT AGAIN IN SLOW MOTION
Jimmy: WHAT EVEN CAME - JUST AIR WHAT CAME OUT
Jimmy: OH, PING-PONG BALLS? [ LAUGHTER ] PING-PONG BALLS JUST HIT MY
FACE WHO IS LOADING UP MY CANNON, AND WHO'S LOADING UP MARGOT'S
CANNON Questlove: I AM Jimmy: YOU CAN'T SHOOT
PING-PONG BALLS AT ME. THIS IS RIDICULOUS ALL RIGHT.
Questlove: THE NEXT FACT IS FOR JIMMY. Jimmy: YEP.
Questlove: JIMMY? Jimmy: YES. Questlove: TRUE OR -- JIMMY
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YES. Questlove: TRUE OR FALSE,
PINEAPPLES TAKE FIVE YEARS TO GROW FIVE?
Questlove: TRUE OR FALSE? Jimmy: I MEAN, IF I'M IN THE PINEAPPLE BUSINESS, I MEAN,
I'VE GOT TO CALL DOLE ON THIS. PINEAPPLES TAKE FIVE YEARS -- THAT SEEMS -
THEY TAKE NO TIME AT ALL TO EAT. Jimmy: -- IMPOSSIBLE.
BUT THERE'S A LOT OF LAYERS TO A PINEAPPLE. Questlove: TRUE OR FALSE,
JIMMY? Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW, I KNOW. I KNOW
THAT'S HARD Jimmy: PINEAPPLES TAKE FIVE YEARS TO GROW.
I'M GOING TO SAY THAT IS - I MEAN, YOU GROW A BABY IN NINE MONTHS.
YOU CAN'T LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: FIVE YEARS TO GROW
I'M GONNA SAY THAT'S -- THAT IS FALSE. Questlove: JIMMY, THE
ANSWER - Jimmy: THE ANSWER MAY SURPRISE YOU
Questlove: YES, EXACTLY [ LAUGHTER ] [ DINGING
[ SAD TUBA ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Questlove: PINEAPPLES TAKE
TWO TO THREE YEARS TO GROW LET'S SEE THAT AGAIN IN SLOW MOTION
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOUR CANNON IS GOING OVER YOUR -- ONE STUCK ON YOUR
NOSE OKAY, GOOD WHAT HIT ME
[ THUNDER CRASHING ] Jimmy: UH-OH. Questlove: HEY, THAT SOUND
MEANS IT'S TIME FOR THE FINAL QUESTION AND IT COMES WITH A TWIST.
IF YOU ANSWER INCORRECTLY, BOTH OF YOUR MINDS WILL BE BLOWN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WAIT, DID HE JUST SAY WE'RE BOTH GETTING OUR MINDS - Questlove: YES, BOTH.
MARGOT, THIS CONUNDRUM IS FOR YOU. WHAT COLOR IS A MIRROR
Jimmy: EVERYTHING ELSE WAS TRUE OR FALSE.
WHY IS -- WHAT COLOR IS A MIRROR [ LAUGHTER ]
Questlove: MARGOT, WHAT COLOR IS A MIRROR? SILVER?
Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU SAY SILVER? Jimmy: SILVER
YEAH REFLECT - Questlove: WELL, GUESS WHAT
Jimmy: THE ANSWER MAY SURPRISE YOU Questlove: THE ANSWER MAY
SURPRISE YOU I BET IT WILL I BET IT WILL.
Questlove: YOU ARE WRONG. [ SAD TUBA ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
LET'S SEE THAT IN SLOW MOTION. WHAT'S THE ANSWER [ LAUGHTER ]
MARGOT ROBBIE, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MARGOT ROBBIE, EVERYBODY
WE'RE TALKING TO MARGOT, AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: THIS MOVIE IS GOING
TO CRUSH I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MORTIFIED WE WERE, BY THE WAY.
WE LOOK LIKE WE'RE, LIKE, LAUGHING, HAVING FUN, BUT DYING ON THE INSIDE.
Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, MY OH."
Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A TWO-TIME OSCAR-NOMINATED ACTRESS WHO STARS IN THE NEW
MOVIE "AMSTERDAM," WHICH HITS THEATERS OCTOBER 7th PLEASE WELCOME, MARGOT ROBBIE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: MARGOT, YOU'RE VERY, VERY NICE.
WHAT DID YOU -- WHAT DID YOU BRING ME TONIGHT THIS IS AN AUSTRALIAN
DELICACY CALLED FAIRY BREAD. TYPICALLY SERVED AT YOUNG CHILDREN'S BIRTHDAY PARTIES
WHERE I'M FROM [ LAUGHTER ] AND SINCE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY,
JIMMY -- Jimmy: YEAH, IT IS MY BIRTHDAY
YEAH, OF COURSE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I MEAN.
I THINK WE SHOULD SING JIMMY "HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
100%, DON'T YOU THINK OKAY * HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU *
Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. * HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU * Jimmy: YOU'RE AMAZING
* HAPPY BIRTHDA DEAR JIMMY * Jimmy: I APPRECIATE IT.
* HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THANK YOU.
THANK YOU. THAT IS SO THOUGHTFUL AND NICE I WANT TO MAKE THIS ABOUT YOU,
NOT ABOUT ME TONIGHT BUT I'M GOING HAVE A BITE OF THE --
WHAT IS FAIRY BREAD? FAIRY BREAD IS WHITE BREAD, THE CHEAPER THE BETTER, BUTTER,
AND THEN SPRINKLES ON TOP. Jimmy: OH, IT'S FANTASTIC AND IT'S GREAT.
IF YOU HAVEN'T TRIED IT, I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT. Jimmy: IT'S GOOD LUCK
DON'T EVEN WAIT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY JUST HAVE IT ANY TIME.
Jimmy: JUST HAVE IT, FAIRY BREAD, ANY TIME. NEW YORK IS KIND OF A SECOND
HOME FOR YOU YES Jimmy: BECAUSE --
IT'S THE FIRST PLACE I LIVED WHEN I MOVED TO AMERICA. I READ SOMEWHERE, ONE OF THE
MOST -- THINGS THAT YOU WERE EXCITED ABOUT SEEING WHEN YOU COME TO THE STATES IS RED SOLO
CUPS YES [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: THAT'S VERY INTERESTING. I HAVE TO TELL YOU, AS AN
AUSTRALIAN AND PROBABLY, YOU KNOW, A LOT OF, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE FROM OTHER COUNTRIES,
YOU COME TO AMERICA, AND YOU REALIZE THAT ALL THE THINGS YOU'VE SEEN IN A MOVIE ARE
ACTUALLY TRUE. [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, I WAS ASTOUNDED.
LIKE, I WAS LIKE, "OH, THEY REALLY DO HAVE THE GRATES ON THE SIDEWALK THAT, LIKE, BLOW
UP STEAM." AND THE CABS ARE ALL YELLOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: YEAH AND LIKE, PEOPLE DO GET MAD WHEN YOU WALK SLOWLY ON THE
SIDEWALK [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, I JUST -
Jimmy: THEY DO. -- EVERYTHING WAS SO EXCITING, AND IT WAS JUST LIKE
IN THE MOVIES. AND THE THING I GOT SO EXCITED ABOUT THAT I HAD ALWAYS SEEN IN
MOVIES WAS RED SOLO CUPS AT PARTIES. AND THAT, WE DON'T HAVE THAT IN
AUSTRALIA. I DON'T KNOW WHY I -- AND THAT WAS SO THRILLING
AND WHEN I WOULD GO BACK TO AUSTRALIA, LITERALLY MY FRIENDS WERE LIKE, CAN YOU PLEASE BRING
SOME RED SOLO CUPS BECAUSE WE HAVE A PARTY COMING UP AND IT WOULD BE SO COOL
Jimmy: SO YOUR LUGGAGE IS FILLED WITH RED SOLO CUPS. NO, I WOULD HAVE, LIKE, HALF
A SUITCASE OF RED SOLO CUPS. [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW WHY SOMEONE'S NOT
JUST IMPORTING THEM BECAUSE IT WOULD BE - YEAH, GO GANGBUSTERS
Jimmy: YOUR PAL, RYAN GOSLING, WAS HERE I KNOW HE'S IN THE "BARBIE"
MOVIE WITH YOU AND BY THE WAY, YOU'RE HILARIOUS.
AND HE WAS TELLING ME. AND I SAID, "OH, WE LOVE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO CRUSH I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MORTIFIED WE WERE, BY THE WAY.
WE LOOK LIKE WE'RE, LIKE, LAUGHING, HAVING FUN, BUT DYING ON THE INSIDE.
Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, MY OH." DIED.
Jimmy: YOU LOOK SO COOL I WAS, LIKE, THIS IS THE MOST HUMILIATING MOMENT OF MY
LIFE Jimmy: YEAH DID YOU REALIZE IT WAS GOING TO
GO EVERYWHERE, ALL OVER THE INTERNET NO.
I MEAN, I KNEW THAT WE HAD SOMETHING SERIOUS TO SHOOT IN L.A.
I KNEW, OKAY, ONCE YOU'RE DOING IT SERIOUS, YOU'RE GOING TO GET PAPPED
THERE'S PROBABLY GOING TO BE A A LITTLE CROWD OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO TAKE NOTICE BECAUSE,
YOU KNOW, THE FLUOR -- YOU KNOW, WE STAND OUT A LITTLE IN THOSE OUTFITS
Jimmy: YOU THINK? YEAH, YEAH AND SO, I KNEW THERE WOULD
BE A LITTLE BIT OF ATTENTION AND PROBABLY SOME PHOTOS WOULD GET OUT THERE.
BUT NOT LIKE IT DID. IT WAS, LIKE, MAD. Jimmy: YEAH
IT WAS, LIKE, HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE WATCHING. Jimmy: HE SAID YOU WERE SO
FUNNY IN THIS, AND YOU'RE SO FUN TO WORK WITH HE'S SO FUNNY IN THIS
Jimmy: YEAH I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "AMSTERDAM" THOUGH
OH, MY GOSH YES. Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH,
DAVID O. RUSSELL I MEAN, YOU CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THAT.
I MEAN, JUST TRY AND LIST THE CAST MEMBERS THAT ARE IN THIS FILM.
Jimmy: CHRISTIAN BALE -- IT'S LIKE, IT'S -- THERE'S TOO MANY
Jimmy: ROBERT DE NIRO ZOE SALDANA, ANYA TAYLOR-JOY.
RAMI MALEK, MATTHIAS SCHOENAERTS - Jimmy: OH, EVERYBODY.
ANDREA RISEBOROUGH. JOHN DAVID WASHINGTON. I MEAN, MIKE MYERS
MICHAEL SHANNON. Jimmy: CHRIS ROCK IS FANTASTIC IN THIS.
I COULD JUST GO ON FOREVER. THEY'RE SO GOOD. Jimmy: YEAH
SO MANY Jimmy: HOW IS IT WORKING WITH DAVID O. RUSSELL?
OH, MY GOSH EVERY DAY IS LIKE A COMPLETE - NO DAY IS THE SAME
Jimmy: YOU TOLD ME THAT HE ALMOST DOESN'T EVER WANT TO STOP
NO, HE DOESN'T WANT TO STOP LIKE, HE COULD GO FOREVER. AND SAME WITH CHRISTIAN, WHO'S,
YOU KNOW, THE LEAD IN THIS FILM CHRISTIAN BALE PLAYS THIS
INCREDIBLE CHARACTER AND IS ALSO A VERY, VERY, YOU KNOW, INCREDIBLE ACTOR
AND THEY'RE BOTH SO DEDICATED TO THIS FILM AND THEIR CRAFT, THAT WE NEVER ACTUALLY -
LIKE, HE NEVER CALLED CUT. DAVID NEVER CALLED CUT ON THIS FILM
SO, TECHNICALLY, WE DIDN'T EVER REALLY STOP. IT WAS THE LAST.
Jimmy: YOU'RE STILL FILMING "AMSTERDAM." WE'RE STILL GOING
Jimmy: YOU'RE STILL FILMING AND THE MOVIE'S OUT. IT'LL BE IN THEATERS OCTOBER
7th, BUT WE ARE -- [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU'RE STILL -- YEAH
BUT NO, WE WERE THERE, AND IT WAS THE LAST DAY OF SHOOTING, AND IT WAS A SCENE
AND CHRISTIAN WAS, YOU KNOW, GIVING -- SAYING HIS DIALOGUE. AND DAVID'S THERE, AND HE'S
DIRECTING. CHIVO, OUR INCREDIBLE CINEMATOGRAPHER'S FILMING AND
EVERYONE'S IN IT BUT THE PERMIT YOU KNOW, THE CURFEW WAS UP.
YOU GET A PERMIT TO SHOOT SOMEWHERE. Jimmy: YEAH
WE WERE IN PASADENA, AND THE TIME WAS UP. Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE.
AND WE WERE MEANT TO CLEAR OUT, BUT WE WOULDN'T AND THE PRODUCERS ARE FREAKING
OUT, AND DAVID'S STILL GOING, AND CHRISTIAN'S STILL ACTING AND THEN, EVENTUALLY, LIKE, THE
PASADENA POLICE LITERALLY WERE LIKE IN THE SET WITH US ALL BEING LIKE, "STOP.
YOU HAVE TO STOP [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, YOU GUYS HAVE TO STOP.
LIKE, PLEASE." Jimmy: THE POLICE WRAPPED THIS FILM.
THE POLICE LITERALLY, AND I COULD SEE THIS POLICEWOMAN TRYING TO THINK OF -- I COULD
SEE HER HEAD BEING LIKE, "WHAT IS THE WORD THEY USE IN THE FILM BUSINESS TO MAKE
EVERYTHING STOP. AND SHE WAS LIKE, "ENOUGH! LIKE, STOP!"
AND THEN SHE WAS LIKE, "WRAP YOU'RE WRAPPED EVERYONE'S WRAPPED."
Jimmy: IT'S A WRAP. AND HONESTLY, EVERYONE HEARD THE WORD "WRAP," AND PUT DOWN
THE EQUIPMENT, AND STARTED PACKING UP Jimmy: "RESPECT, TAKE CARE.
AND I WAS LIKE, "WOW, A A POLICEWOMAN FROM PASADENA JUST WRAPPED THIS FILM."
IT WAS INCREDIBLE. Jimmy: IT'S A GOOD STORY. IT'S VERY FUNNY.
VERY - YEAH. Jimmy: LIKE YOU SAID, YOU
CAN'T NAME A BETTER -- ALL THIS CAST YEAH.
Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. THE CAST IS INCREDIBLE. Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW
EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S MARGOT ROBBIE IN "AMSTERDAM."
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
I NEVER EXPECTED TWO DECORATED SOLDIERS TO GET
KNOCKED OUT IN MY OWN HOME NO, JUST ONE, SIR OH, THAT'S RIGHT,
MR. WOODMAN. YOU WERE TOO FAST FOR CAUGHT I WAS
THEY STARTED TALKING TO VALERIE, AND SHE'S NOT WELL. AND PLEASE, DARLING GIRL, STOP
CRYING IT'S ONLY NATURAL FOR HER TO CRY.
I THINK SHE JUST FOUND OUT HER FRIEND IS DEAD WE COULDN'T KEEP IT FROM HER
FOR FOREVER. I'M NOT SO ILL THAT I CAN'T TALK TO PEOPLE
YOU LEAVE ME HERE WITH THIS INVALID WHEN YOU KNOW VERY WELL THAT I THINK SHE SHOULD BE
HOSPITALIZED IT'S FOR HER OWN GOOD. DON'T YOU EVER SAY THAT TO
ME AGAIN I CAN'T HANDLE -- [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER
PLEASE! PLEASE LADIES
STOP I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY I HAD TO RAISE MY
VOICE. Jimmy: YEAH MARGOT ROBBIE, EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "AMSTERDAM" HITS THEATERS OCTOBER 7th.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH BOBBY MOYNIHAN STICK AROUND
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS
A VERY FUNNY ACTOR AND COMEDIAN WHO HAS WRITTEN A NEW CHILDREN'S BOOK CALLED "NOT ALL
SHEEP ARE BORING!," WHICH IS OUT TOMORROW EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME
BOBBY MOYNIHAN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JIMMY Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THIS IS THE SWAG BAG WE GIVE TO YOU BACKSTAGE. BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH.
I'LL PUT IT BACKSTAGE FOR YOU THEN Jimmy: YEAH, THANK YOU VERY
MUCH MARGOT CAME, I FELT EMPTY HANDED
SO I GOT YOU SOME JIMMY FALLON STUFF. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: OH, COME ON. BOBBY MOYNIHAN RIGHT HERE, LAIDES AND GENTLEMEN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS. DID YOU GET TO TALK TO MARGOT?
I KNOW MARGOT HOSTED THE SHOW AND SNL WHEN YOU WERE IN THE CAST
YEAH, SHE WAS WONDERFUL WHEN SHE CAME I HAD WRITTEN A SKETCH CALLED
"THE LIBRARIAN" THAT I TRIED TO GET ON LIKE, MANY, MANY TIMES. AND SHE CAME AND SHE KNOCKED IT
OUT OF THE PARK. AND SHE NAILED IT. YEAH
Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER ABOUT "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE"? WERE YOU NERVOUS WHEN YOU FIRST
GOT ON THE SHOW? NO, I WAS FINE. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: WOW, NO STORY HERE YOU WERE TELLING ME BACKSTAGE, WAS IT THE WEEK BEFORE OR THE
NIGHT BEFORE, YOU JUST GOT ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." IT WAS ANNOUNCED
YEAH, YEAH, THE NIGHT BEFORE MY FIRST MONDAY. SO IT WAS THE SUNDAY NIGHT
BEFORE I'M SUPPOSED TO GO IN MY LIFE'S DREAM HAS NOW COME TRUE
I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. AND I WENT TO UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE.
WHICH THEY HAD A SHOW THERE CALLED - AND WE WOULD PERFORM THERE
AND I WENT AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOSH, LIKE, I'M GOING TO START 'SNL' TOMORROW
THIS IS AMAZING. I WAS IN MY OWN HEAD AND FIVE MINUTES BEFORE THE
SHOW STARTED, ROBIN WILLIAMS WALKS IN AND HE'S JUST THEY'RE JUST
LIKE, HEY, DO YOU MIND IF ROBIN PERFORMS WITH YOU? I WAS LIKE, WHAT
AND ROBIN WILLIAMS SHOWED UP AND DID A SHOW WITH US AND IT WAS LIKE THE SECOND BEST
THING IN THE WORLD THAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED. Jimmy: "SATURDAY NIGHT
LIVE," WAIT, WHAT IS GOING ON IN MY LIFE EXACTLY
AND THEN AFTER THE SHOW, ROBIN GRABBED ME BY THE SHOULDERS AND WAS LIKE, I HAVE AN IDEA
GIVE ME YOUR CLOTHES I'M GOING TO GO INTO WORK FOR YOU TOMORROW
YOU JUST GOT "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." WOULDN'T IT BE HILARIOUS IF I
WENT INTO WORK FOR YOU AND I REMEMBER INSTANTLY THINKING, "OH, NO, THIS IS A
A TERRIBLE IDEA. I DO NOT WANT MY FIRST DAY AT "SNL" TO HAVE LORNE MICHAELS
SEE ROBIN WILLIAMS WALK IN IN A BART SIMPSON T-SHIRT I WAS LIKE, "NO --
Jimmy: DON'T YOU BIFF THE FIRST DAY -- AND I WAS LIKE -- HOW DO YOU
TELL ROBIN WILLIAMS NO AND HE WAS 100% SERIOUS. AND THEN I WAS TERRIFIED
HE GAVE ME HIS NUMBER. I WAS LIKE, "OH, NO, THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN.
AND HE NEVER CALLED AND I WAS REALLY HAPPY [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: YEAH, HE PROBABLY THOUGHT ABOUT YOU AND JUST SAID, "I'M GOING TO LET THE KID
BECOME A STAR FIRST. YEAH, I THINK HE THOUGHT IT WAS A FUN IDEA AND MAYBE HE SAW
THE COMPLETE AND TOTAL PANIC IN MY FACE. Jimmy: YEAH, I WANT TO TALK
ABOUT THIS, BY THE WAY LOOK AT THIS "NOT ALL SHEEP ARE BORING!
CONGRATULATIONS, BUDDY YOU WROTE THIS BOOK. WHAT INSPIRED YOU TO WRITE
THIS I HAVE A DAUGHTER, FIVE-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER, AND
A LOT OF BEDTIME READING AND STARTED TALKING ABOUT COUNTING SHEEP.
AND I WAS LIKE, WHY DO PEOPLE DO THAT? WHY DO WE COUNT SHEEP?
SPECIFICALL TO FALL ASLEEP ARE THEY ALL BORING? AND I WANTED TO GET TO THE
BOTTOM OF IT Jimmy: YEAH WOW.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU REALLY SOLVED THE CASE I TRIED TO.
TURNS OUT THEY'RE BORING, A LITTLE BORING SOMETIMES. Jimmy: YEAH
THERE'S A LOT OF -- WHAT DO YOU CALL IT? DEDICATION.
YEAH IF A PUBLISHER GIVES YOU THE CHANCE TO HAVE A THANK YOU
SECTION IN A BOOK. YOU USE IT TO ITS FULL POTENTIAL.
SO, AS YOU CAN SEE - Jimmy: YEAH, YOU THANKED A LOT OF PEOPLE HERE
YEAH, MANY. AND THERE'S ALSO A WEBSITE AT THE BOTTOM THAT CONTINUES
PEOPLE WHO I FORGOT TO THANK IN THE SHEEP DEDICATION SO YOU CAN GO TO THAT WEBSITE.
THERE'S A LOT MORE ON THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I MEAN, YOU THANK --
I THANK EVERYBODY FROM MY HIGH SCHOOL BUDDIES, MY HIGH SCHOOL TEACHERS.
Jimmy: KEANU REEVES WHAT HAS HE DONE FOR YOU FOR ME PERSONALLY
I MEAN, ENTERTAINED ME MY ENTIRE LIFE. Jimmy: FOR THIS BOOK?
FOR THIS BOOK NOTHING. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: HE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS BOOK KEANU REEVES
KEANU REEVES PROBABLY DOESN'T KNOW THIS BOOK EXISTS. AND I'M FINE WITH THAT BECAUSE
HE'S A NICE MAN WHO TREATS PEOPLE WELL, AND I SAY, "THANK YOU, KEANU."
Jimmy: OH, THERE YOU GO I LOVE THAT. YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HE'S A REALLY GOOD GUY. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: YOU THANK GEORGE LUCAS DO YOU KNOW HIM?
NOT PERSONALLY, NO. Jimmy: THERE YOU GO, OKAY THE BEVERAGE PEACH SNAPPLE
YES, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I LOVE IT. IT'S A VERY DELICIOUS DRINK.
Jimmy: I LOVE YOU PUT "THE BEVERAGE PEACH." IS THERE ANOTHER PEACH SNAPPLE
OH, JUST IN CASE YOU THOUGHT IT WAS THE PERSON. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: YOU THANKED THE BEVERAGE MR. PEACH SNAPPLE
Jimmy: MR. PEACH SNAPPLE. YEAH AND SO IF YOU GO TO
PEOPLEWHODIDNOTFITINTHEDEDICATIO OH, IT'S VERY EASY TO READ, JIMMY.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT'S A GREAT -- HOW DID YOU GET THAT WEBSITE
WAS IT TAKEN IT WASN'T TAKEN CAN YOU BELIEVE IT
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: USUALLY THE AUTHOR, YOU'LL HAVE THE PHOTO OF THE
AUTHOR, YOU KNOW, IN THE BOOK. THE PHOTO YOU CHOSE IS THIS. [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
YES Jimmy: AND IT'S - THAT IS THE BOY I HIRED TO
WRITE THE BOOK [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: NO, NO, NO
HE'S VERY TALENTED YES, HE IS. Jimmy: HE WROTE THIS FOR
YOU. YEAH, HE'S VERY GOOD. HE'S FIVE.
Jimmy: HIS NAME IS PEACH SNAPPLE. PEACH SNAPPLE
Jimmy: PEACH SNAPPLE. I CAN SEE THE CONFUSION. YES
Jimmy: BUT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU AS A CHILD I MEAN, NOTHING HAS CHANGED
Jimmy: YOU LOOK THE SAME, BUDDY. COME ON.
WELL, THIS GUY - [ LAUGHTER ] STOP MAKING THAT FACE.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] THIS BOY WOULD BE VERY PROUD OF
THIS MAN HE REALLY WOULD. CONGRATULATIONS,
BOBBY MOYNIHAN THANK YOU -- THANK YOU SO MUCH, MAN.
IT'S SUCH A PLEASURE, AS ALWAYS Jimmy: "NOT ALL SHEEP ARE
BORING!" IS OUT TOMORROW WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE
NATHANIEL RATELIFF AND THE NIGHT SWEATS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* Jimmy: PERFORMING "FACE DOWN IN THE MOMENT" FROM THEIR
ALBUM, "THE FUTURE," PLEASE WELCOME BACK NATHANIEL RATELIFF & THE NIGHT SWEATS
* * IT CAREENED AND CRASHED WHILE THE OTHERS WAVED
AND YOU WAITED IN THE SU SO LONG WHEN YOU * * ONLY WANTED SHADE
LET THE OLD MEN LAUG LET THE OLD MEN SAY THAT I'VE NEVER DONE NOTHING *
* THAT WASN'T OUT OF LOVE BABY NOW THE WEIGHT THAT YOU CARR
SEEMS SUCH A HEAVY LOAD * * WHILE YOU'RE FACE DOW IN THE MOMEN
WAITING TO LET G * REMEMBER STANDING *
* IN THE LIGH REMEMBER CRAWLING ALL THE WA YOU PARADED IN THE NIGHTTIME
FOR A CLEAN GETAWAY * * YOU WERE STANDING IN THE WATER
BUT ONLY UP TO YOUR KNEE BUT YOU KNOW * * A STRONG CURREN
CAN ALWAYS SWEEP YOU OFF YOUR FEE YOU WERE WAITING *
* FOR THE RIGHT TIM BUT IT COULD TAKE SO LON WHILE YOU'RE
FACE DOWN IN THE MOMENT * * WAITING TO LET GO FACE DOWN IN THE MOMEN
WAITING TO LET GO * * * YOU WERE FOLLOWING THE BLIN
WHEN THEY STOLE YOUR NAM YOU WERE PLANNING A WAY OU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR WAY *
* BENT TO A HUNCH NOW LIKE A BROKE DOWN SHOW FACE DOWN IN THE MOMEN
JUST WAITING TO LET GO * * FACE DOWN IN THE MOMENT WAITING TO LET G
FACE DOWN IN THE MOMEN WAITING TO LET GO * * I KEEP WAITIN
I KEEP WAITING I KEEP WAITING YOU KEEP WAITING *
* ON THE NIGH YOU KEEP WAITING ON YOUR PAI AND EVERY MOMENT
THAT YOU WAIT * * NOW IS A MOMENT SLIPPED AWAY
I THINK YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO COME OUT AND FACE * * ALL THE FEA
YOU CAN'T EXPLAI AND ALL YOUR LIF YOU'VE BEEN FACE DOWN *
* NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO SEE ALL YOUR LIF
YOU'VE BEEN FACE DOWN * * NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO SEE
ALL YOUR LIF YOU'VE BEEN FACE DOWN * * NOW IT'S TIME
FOR YOU TO SEE SEE IT SEE IT *
* SEE I SEE IT * *
* FACE DOWN IN THE MOMENT WAITING TO LET G FACE DOWN IN THE MOMEN
WAITING TO LET GO * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. OH, MY GOODNESS. OH, MY -- COME ON!
NATHANIEL RATELIFF & THE NIGHT SWEATS THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, RIGHT
THERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. CATCH THEM AT BALL ARENA IN DENVER THIS DECEMBER
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY "THE FUTURE" IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* Jimmy: MY THANKS TO MARGOT ROBBIE, BOBBY MOYNIHAN,
NATHANIEL RATELIFF & THE NIGHT SWEATS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND OF COURSE THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE