1 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:13,947 Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:13,947 --> 00:00:17,884 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:17,884 --> 00:00:21,154 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - MARGOT ROBBIE, 4 00:00:21,154 --> 00:00:26,426 BOBBY MOYNIHAN MUSICAL GUEST NATHANIEL RATELIFF & THE NIGHTS 5 00:00:26,426 --> 00:00:28,828 SWEATS AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW 6 00:00:28,828 --> 00:00:38,972 Questlove: 1712 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:40,607 --> 00:01:09,069 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:17,377 Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MY -- MY BIRTHDAY WISH CAME 9 00:01:17,377 --> 00:01:23,917 TRUE THE CROWD IS NOT WEARING A A MASK 10 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:27,120 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, THAT FEELS GOOD JUST TO SEE EVERYBODY. 11 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:31,091 WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 12 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:33,660 YOU'RE HERE. THANKS FOR WATCHING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 13 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:35,395 OH, AWESOME. Steve: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Jimmy: THANK YOU. 14 00:01:35,395 --> 00:01:37,364 I APPRECIATE IT. THANK YOU. IT'S MY BIRTHDAY 15 00:01:37,364 --> 00:01:45,505 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY, I FORGOT 16 00:01:45,505 --> 00:01:48,508 HOW OLD I AM, 'CAUSE YOU REACH A CERTAIN AGE, AND YOU FORGOT HOW OLD YOU ARE. 17 00:01:48,508 --> 00:01:52,712 IT JUST HAPPENS. SO I GO -- "YEAH, I'M -- YOU KNOW, I'M 49 OR WHATEVER," YOU 18 00:01:52,712 --> 00:01:57,484 KNOW SO THEY HAVE TO CREATE -- AND OH YEAH, AND THE CARD'S 49, AND 19 00:01:57,484 --> 00:02:00,754 YOU GO, "I DON'T THINK I'M 49, AM I?" AND I GO, "YEAH, YEAH, YOU 20 00:02:00,754 --> 00:02:02,655 ARE. AND SO, MY DAUGHTER GOES, "ALEXA, HOW OLD IS 21 00:02:02,655 --> 00:02:06,559 JIMMY FALLON?" [ LAUGHTER ] ALEXA -- "JIMMY FALLON IS 22 00:02:06,559 --> 00:02:09,829 48-YEARS-OLD." I GO, "THAT'S THE BEST GIFT EVER!" 23 00:02:09,829 --> 00:02:14,200 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU GAVE ME A YEAR OF MY LIFE BACK 24 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:17,604 I HAVE A WHOLE YEAR AHEAD OF ME FOR FREE LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS, YOU 25 00:02:17,604 --> 00:02:20,874 GUYS LAST NIGHT PRESIDENT BIDEN DID A RARE SIT-DOWN INTERVIEW ON 26 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:24,144 "60 MINUTES. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW THIS HE MADE A PRETTY BIG 27 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,645 ANNOUNCEMENT IN CASE YOU MISSED IT, HERE IT IS 28 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:33,987 THE PANDEMIC IS OVER. WE'RE STILL HAVING A PROBLEM WITH COVID 29 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:39,659 WE'RE STILL DOING A LOT OF WORK ON IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 30 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:42,629 IT'S -- BUT THE PANDEMIC IS OVER [ LAUGHTER ] 31 00:02:42,629 --> 00:02:44,397 Jimmy: KIND OF HUGE NEWS TO MENTION SO CASUALLY, YOU KNOW? I WAS EXPECTING THE END OF A 32 00:02:44,397 --> 00:02:48,635 A TWO AND A HALF YEAR NIGHTMARE TO BE ANNOUNCED ON THE FLOOR OF THE DETROIT AUTO SHOW. 33 00:02:48,635 --> 00:02:53,239 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE HEARING, "I HAD A GOOD DAY, WENT FOR A RUN, ATE 34 00:02:53,239 --> 00:03:00,780 BREAKFAST, THE BABY WAS BORN, YOU KNOW." [ LAUGHTER ] 35 00:03:00,780 --> 00:03:06,553 APPARENTLY BIDEN'S COMMENT WAS NOT PART OF HIS PLANNED REMARKS AND CAUGHT SEVERAL OF HIS OWN 36 00:03:06,553 --> 00:03:08,421 HEALTH OFFICIALS BY SURPRISE DR. FAUCI WAS LIKE, "OH, GOD, IT'S 2020 ALL OVER AGAIN 37 00:03:08,421 --> 00:03:13,059 OH, MY GOD." [ LAUGHTER ] FOR THE REST OF THE INTERVIEW, 38 00:03:13,059 --> 00:03:17,931 WHENEVER BIDEN ANSWERED A QUESTION, A STAFFER QUICKLY REVVED THE CAR ENGINE. 39 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:21,334 LIKE, "THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO GO TO WAR WITH -- [ CAR ENGINE ] 40 00:03:21,334 --> 00:03:23,303 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "WE'RE GONNA SUPPORT --" [ CAR ENGINE ] 41 00:03:23,303 --> 00:03:24,704 LATER IN THE INTERVIEW BIDEN THOUGH WAS ASKED ABOUT HIS AGE WATCH THIS 42 00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:30,944 MR. PRESIDENT, YOU ARE THE OLDEST PRESIDENT EVER. PRETTY GOOD SHAPE, HUH? 43 00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:38,818 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: HE HANDLED IT PRETTY WELL, YEAH 44 00:03:38,818 --> 00:03:40,520 ALTHOUGH I WILL SAY IT GOT A A LITTLE DICEY AFTER THAT. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 45 00:03:41,821 --> 00:03:44,724 HOW WOULD YOU SAY YOUR MENTAL FOCUS IS? OH, IT'S FOCUSED. 46 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:49,295 [ LAUGHTER ] IT' -- I THINK IT'S -- I -- I HAVEN'T -- LOOK -- 47 00:03:49,295 --> 00:03:51,264 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU THINK I WOULD TELL YOU IF I KNEW EXACTLY 48 00:03:51,264 --> 00:03:54,868 OF COURSE I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU. SO, I -- LOOK, THIS IS A 49 00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:58,204 A PROCESS. THIS IS A PROCESS. AND THE PROOF OF THE PUDDING'S 50 00:03:58,204 --> 00:04:06,246 IN THE EATING. I MEAN, DON'T -- DON'T -- DON'T. 51 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,748 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] MY POINT IS, IT TAKES TIME HOW DOES AN OLD GUY DO THAT? 52 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:12,252 I NO MORE THINK OF MYSELF AS BEING AS OLD AS I AM THAN A FLY. 53 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:15,221 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? NO. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 54 00:04:15,221 --> 00:04:18,591 Questlove: NO MAN YO YO YO THAT'S EDITED RIGHT 55 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:20,527 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: THAT'S A JOKE. 56 00:04:20,527 --> 00:04:27,334 Jimmy: NO THAT'S NOT REAL OH GOD. [ LAUGHTER ] 57 00:04:27,334 --> 00:04:32,739 Jimmy: PROPS TO OUR EDITOR THERE. WELL, I SAW THAT THIS WEEKEND 58 00:04:32,739 --> 00:04:34,641 FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP SPOKE AT A RALLY IN OHIO, AND AT ONE POINT DURING HIS SPEECH, MUSIC 59 00:04:34,641 --> 00:04:38,812 STARTED PLAYING, AND HIS SUPPORTERS REACTED IN A PRETTY STRANGE WAY. 60 00:04:38,812 --> 00:04:39,679 SUPPORTERS REACTED IN A PRETTY STRANGE WAY. CHECK THIS OUT 61 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:43,983 AND THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE THAT REFUSES TO 62 00:04:43,983 --> 00:04:47,687 INVESTIGATE EGREGIOUS ACTS OF VOTING IRREGULARITIES AND FRAUD. 63 00:04:47,687 --> 00:04:53,460 AND WE HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO IS COGNITIVELY IMPAIRED, AND IN NO CONDITION TO LEAD OUR COUNTRY. 64 00:04:53,460 --> 00:05:04,604 Jimmy: NOT CREEPY AT ALL. [ LAUGHTER ] THEN TRUMP IS LIKE, "AND NOW TO 65 00:05:04,604 --> 00:05:08,875 SACRIFICE THE FIRST BORN SONS. COME UP HERE, DON JR." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 66 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:13,046 WHAT WAS GOING ON? MEANWHILE, TRUMP JUST RETURNED TO MAR-A-LAGO FOR THE FIRST 67 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:14,748 TIME SINCE THE FBI SEARCH, AND HE'S COMPLAINING THAT FBI AGENTS DIDN'T EVEN TAKE OFF 68 00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:23,089 THEIR SHOES BEFORE GOING INTO HIS BEDROOM. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 69 00:05:23,089 --> 00:05:28,561 YEAH, FOR SOME REASON, THE AGENTS WEREN'T LIKE, "FBI, THIS IS A RAID! 70 00:05:28,561 --> 00:05:31,064 [ LAUGHTER ] SHOULD HAVE WORE VELCRO. OF COURSE, EVERYONE IS TALKING 71 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:37,837 ABOUT THIS TODAY - LEADERS, DIGNITARIES, AND POLITICIANS FROM AROUND THE 72 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:40,240 WORLD GATHERED IN LONDON FOR THE FUNERAL OF QUEEN ELIZABETH MEANWHILE, TRUMP SHOWED UP AT 73 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:46,379 A BURGER KING AND SAID, "SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 74 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:55,522 "TWO WHOPPERS, FRENCH FRIES, DIET COKE. IN OBSERVANCE FOR THE FUNERAL, 75 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:57,123 FLIGHTS IN AND OUT OF LONDON'S HEATHROW AIRPORT WERE CANCELLED OR DELAYED 76 00:05:57,123 --> 00:06:04,297 LaGUARDIA HEARD THAT AND WAS LIKE, "UH, THAT'S ALSO WHY OUR FLIGHTS ARE ---" 77 00:06:04,297 --> 00:06:08,601 [ LAUGHTER ] "OUT OF RESPECT, OF COURSE WE'RE GOING TO BE RESPECTING 78 00:06:08,601 --> 00:06:10,036 'TIL, LIKE, AROUND NEW YEAR'S, PROBABLY THAT'S WHAT WE'LL -- WE'LL 79 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:16,543 CONTINUE OUR RESPECT, YEAH." SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS -- WE'RE JUST ONE MONTH AWAY FROM 80 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:24,217 TAYLOR SWIFT'S 10th STUDIO ALBUM "MIDNIGHTS" -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 81 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:28,054 AND FANS ARE ALREADY FINDING ALL KINDS OF SECRET MESSAGES ABOUT THE ALBUM IN HER SOCIAL 82 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:29,889 MEDIA POSTS. Tariq: OH, MAN, ALL THAT STUFF IS JUST CONSPIRACY THEORY 83 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:31,224 THOUGH Jimmy: UH, I DON'T KNOW, TARIQ, THE CLUES ARE -- THE 84 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:35,895 CLUES ARE EVERYWHERE Tariq: WHAT CLUES Jimmy: OKAY, SO TAYLOR MADE 85 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:38,198 A SURPRISE ANNOUNCEMENT AT THIS YEAR'S VMAs THAT HER 10th STUDIO ALBUM WAS GONNA BE 86 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:39,833 CALLED "MIDNIGHTS," AND IT WOULD COME OUT ON MIDNIGHT ON OCTOBER 21st 87 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:47,073 YOU FOLLOW Tariq: UH Jimmy: SO, 13 IS TAYLOR'S 88 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:50,343 FAVORITE NUMBER, AND "MIDNIGHTS" IS GONNA HAVE 13 TRACKS ON IT, BUT NOBODY 89 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:52,412 KNOWS WHAT THE SONGS ARE CALLED YET. ON ALL THE ALBUM ART SHE'S 90 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,347 SHARED SO FAR, ALL THE SONGS HAVE FAKE TITLES LIKE "TRACK ONE," "TRACK TWO," THAT KIND OF 91 00:06:54,347 --> 00:07:00,020 THING. Tariq: AND THAT MEANS Jimmy: BUT, WHEN SHE POSTED 92 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:05,558 A VIDEO ANNOUNCING ALL THE LIMITED EDITION VINYLS, THE NAMES OF THE SONGS WERE ALL 93 00:07:05,558 --> 00:07:08,261 BLURRED OUT ON THE COVERS, SO YOU CAN TELL THE SONGS WON'T ACTUALLY BE CALLED "TRACK ONE," 94 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:11,231 "TRACK TWO." AND THAT WAS ON SEPTEMBER 1st. THEN ON SEPTEMBER 16th, SHE 95 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:13,066 POSTED ANOTHER VIDEO REVEALING THAT IF YOU LINE UP THE BACKS OF ALL THE SPECIAL EDITION 96 00:07:13,066 --> 00:07:16,569 VINYLS WITH THE REGULAR EDITION ONES, IT MAKES A CLOCK MIDNIGHT IS A TIME ON A CLOCK. 97 00:07:16,569 --> 00:07:24,210 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Tariq: OKAY OKAY, WELL, I GUESS -- 98 00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:26,079 Jimmy: YEAH, BUT HERE -- HERE'S WHERE IT GETS INTERESTING. 99 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:27,681 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IN TAYLOR'S ENTIRE DISCOGRAPHY, SHE'S ONLY SUNG THE WORD 100 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:30,550 "MIDNIGHT" IN SIX SONGS. SHE SINGS IT IN "STYLE" OFF OF "1989," "YOU ARE IN LOVE" OFF 101 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:32,318 OF "1989," "NEW YEAR'S DAY" OFF OF "REPUTATION," "THE LAST GREAT AMERICAN DYNASTY" OFF 102 00:07:32,318 --> 00:07:34,054 "FOLKLORE," "HAPPINESS" OFF OF "EVERMORE," AND OF COURSE IN "22 (TAYLOR'S VERSION)" OF 103 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:39,726 "RED(TAYLOR'S VERSION)." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND THAT'S NOT EVEN THE CRAZY 104 00:07:39,726 --> 00:07:46,833 PART [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 'CAUSE ALSO TURNS OUT SHE'S 105 00:07:46,833 --> 00:07:51,104 SUNG THE PHRASE "MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT," IN SEVEN SONGS THROUGHOUT HER DISCOGRAPHY 106 00:07:51,104 --> 00:07:53,073 SHE SINGS IT IN "READY FOR IT?" OFF "REPUTATION," "DAYLIGHT" OFF OF "LOVER," "YOU BELONG 107 00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:54,607 WITH ME (TAYLOR'S VERSION)" OFF OF "FEARLESS (TAYLOR'S VERSION)," "UNTOUCHABLE 108 00:07:54,607 --> 00:07:56,276 (TAYLOR'S VERSION)," OFF OF "FEARLESS (TAYLOR'S VERSION)," "ALL TOO WELL (0 MINUTE 109 00:07:56,276 --> 00:07:57,777 VERSION) (TAYLOR'S VERSION)" OFF OF "RED (TAYLOR'S VERSION)," "BETTER MAN 110 00:07:57,777 --> 00:07:59,479 (TAYLOR'S VERSION)" OFF OF "RED (TAYLOR'S VERSION)," AND "NOTHING NEW (FEAT. PHOEBE 111 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:00,814 BRIDGERS) (TAYLOR'S VERSION)" OFF OF "RED (TAYLOR'S VERSION)." 112 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:11,658 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Tariq: WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING 113 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:14,828 Jimmy: SIX "MIDNIGHTS" PLUS SEVEN "MIDDLE OF THE NIGHTS" EQUAL -- 114 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:23,336 13 13 IS TAYLOR'S FAVORITE NUMBER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 115 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,205 THAT'S HOW MANY SONGS ARE ON MIDNIGHTS. TAYLOR'S A GENIUS! 116 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:28,375 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Steve: YEAH, I GET IT 117 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:31,644 HAPPY BIRTHDAY Jimmy: THANK YOU. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 118 00:08:31,644 --> 00:08:37,384 WELL, THIS IS GOING VIRAL. GUYS, AN 80-YEAR-OLD STATE SENATE CANDIDATE IN UTAH NAMED 119 00:08:37,384 --> 00:08:39,519 LINDA PAULSON IS GOING VIRAL BECAUSE OF A NEW CAMPAIGN VIDEO THAT SHE JUST RELEASED 120 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:42,455 BECAUSE OF A NEW CAMPAIGN VIDEO THAT SHE JUST RELEASED CAN WE SEE THIS, PLEASE? 121 00:08:45,592 --> 00:08:49,162 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Tariq: OH, NO 122 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:50,897 * HEY YOUTHS OF DISTRICT 12 LISTEN UP RIGHT HERE * * THERE'S A NEW NAM 123 00:08:50,897 --> 00:08:54,401 ON THE BALLOT FOR THE SENATE THIS YEAR * * MY NAME IS LINDA PAULSO 124 00:08:54,401 --> 00:09:01,708 REPUBLICAN AND AWESOME * Jimmy: AT THAT POINT, THE TUPAC HOLOGRAM UNPLUGGED 125 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:05,578 ITSELF [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE IF "HAMILTON" WAS 126 00:09:05,578 --> 00:09:08,715 WRITTEN BY MIKE PENCE. ISN'T IT KIND OF - [ LAUGHTER ] 127 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:10,617 AND FINALLY, GUYS, DO YOU EVER SEE A PHOTO IN THE NEWS AND THINK THAT HEADLINE SHOULD BE 128 00:09:10,617 --> 00:09:12,552 DIFFERENT? WELL, WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT RIGHT NOW. 129 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:19,192 IT'S TIME FOR "NEWS AND IMPROVED." HERE WE GO 130 00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:26,199 * NEWS AND IMPROVED * Jimmy: FOR EXAMPLE, CHECK OUT -- CHECK OUT THIS FIRST 131 00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:27,667 PHOTO HERE THE ORIGINAL HEADLINE WAS "PELOSI ARRIVES IN BERLIN FOR 132 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:36,609 G7 TALKS." HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "MOM JUST FOUND OUT DAUGHTER 133 00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:44,250 CHANGING MAJOR FROM PRE-MED TO HORTICULTURAL YOGA." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 134 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:46,753 THE NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "CANADIAN CAMPAIGN EVENT KICKS OFF IN MONTREAL. 135 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:48,588 HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "EVERYONE THINKS THEY'RE GETTING FIRED AFTER BOSS 136 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:55,161 DELIVERS 'NO ONE'S GETTING FIRED' SPEECH WITH AIR QUOTES. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 137 00:09:55,161 --> 00:10:01,835 "NO ONE'S GETTING FIRED. THIS NEXT HEADLINE WAS "BORIS JOHNSON ATTENDS 138 00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:10,377 KING CHARLES' ASCENSION. HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN, "GUY TELLS FRIEND HE TOTALLY COULD 139 00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:14,581 HAVE DATED KATHY IRELAND." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "OH, YEAH. 140 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:18,351 [ INDISCERNIBLE Steve: "I COULDA. I DIDN'T." 141 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:19,652 Jimmy: "I DIDN'T, BUT I COULDA." YOU SURE 142 00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:20,854 NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "HARRY STYLES PARTNERS WITH GUCCI. 143 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:22,655 HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT THE BABY FROM "THE HANGOVER" LOOKS 144 00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:31,564 LIKE TODAY." [ LAUGHTER ] [ RIM SHOT ] 145 00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:34,868 [ APPLAUSE ] Steve: WOW. THAT'S A HEADLINE. 146 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:38,672 Jimmy: NEXT HEADLINE WAS "MACRON HOSTS KING OF JORDAN IN PARIS. 147 00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:40,573 HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "HALLMARK CHANNEL RUNS OUT OF STORY IDEAS, TRIES NEW 'DAD 148 00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:48,415 MARRYING SON' PLOT LINE. [ APPLAUSE ] NEXT HEADLINE WAS, "MICHIGAN 149 00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:52,786 REPRESENTATIVE SPEAKS DURING INTERNATIONAL AUTO SHOW. HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "WOMAN 150 00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:54,354 ASKS TABLE, 'WHAT, ARE THEY GROWING THE LETTUCE BACK THERE?' AFTER WAITING 151 00:10:54,354 --> 00:11:05,165 15 MINUTES FOR COBB SALAD. [ APPLAUSE ] NEXT HEADLINE WAS "GREEK PRIME 152 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,300 MINISTER ANNOUNCES RELIEF MEASURES." HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN 153 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:14,674 "COMING NEXT SUMMER, ROGER FEDERER IS THE NEW MR. BEAN." 154 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:22,082 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, THIS HEADLINE WAS "GERMAN CHANCELLOR FIGHTS 155 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:24,084 INCREASING GAS PRICES. HEADLINE COULD HAVE BEEN "MAN WITH HANGOVER NEEDS EVERYONE TO 156 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:26,152 LOWER THEIR VOLUME A LITTLE BIT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 157 00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:28,755 THAT'S ALL WE HAVE FOR "NEWS AND IMPROVED." WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 158 00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:32,225 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 159 00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:35,662 * 160 00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:42,002 * Jimmy: OH, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT 161 00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:44,738 SHE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "AMSTERDAM," WHICH HITS THEATERS OCTOBER 7th 162 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:48,208 ONE OF OUR FAVORITES, MARGOT ROBBIE IS HERE TONIGHT. Steve: COME ON. 163 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:51,711 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WE'RE GONNA PLAY - I KNOW 164 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:54,314 WE'RE TALKING TO HER WE'RE GONNA BE PLAYING A FUN LITTLE GAME WITH HER LATER ON 165 00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:57,951 IN THE SHOW, IT'S GONNA BE GOOD PLUS, HE HAS WRITTEN A NEW 166 00:11:57,951 --> 00:12:00,453 CHILDREN'S BOOK CALLED "NOT ALL SHEEP ARE BORING!" IT'S OUT TOMORROW. 167 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:04,624 BOBBY MOYNIHAN IS ON THE SHOW. Steve: COME ON. Jimmy: VERY FUN 168 00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:07,894 Steve: BOBBY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: "SNL" LEGEND, 169 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,763 BOBBY MOYNIHAN Steve: BOBBY MOYNIHAN Jimmy: AND WE'VE GOT GREAT 170 00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:11,398 MUSIC. EVERY SINGLE TIME THEY COME ON THE SHOW, THEY BRING IT. 171 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:14,134 THEY'RE THE GREATEST NATHANIEL RATELIFF & THE NIGHT SWEATS ARE HERE TONIGHT. 172 00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:20,240 Steve: WHOA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: SOLID GOLD 173 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,309 SOLID GOLD. Steve: WOW, THAT'S HEAVY. WOW. 174 00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:26,379 Jimmy: REAL GOLD. HEY, GUYS, BE SURE TO TUNE IN WEDNESDAY NIGHT. 175 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:28,214 SOMETHING VERY EXCITING IS GOING DOWN WE'RE TAKING "THE TONIGHT SHOW" 176 00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:32,819 INTO FORTNITE. Steve: OOH. Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 177 00:12:32,819 --> 00:12:35,255 WE'VE TEAMED UP WITH SAMSUNG TO DO THIS. IT'S CALLED "TONIGHT AT THE 178 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:38,391 ROCK, POWERED BY SAMSUNG GALAXY." IT'S A GAMING EXPERIENCE YOU 179 00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:40,560 CAN PLAY IN FORTNITE WE RECREATED EVERYTHING -- ROCKEFELLER CENTER, THE 30 ROCK 180 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:46,099 BUILDING, OUR OFFICES, EVERY LITTLE DETAIL OF THE STUDIO. IT'S LIKE YOU'RE RIGHT HERE. 181 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:50,837 AND THE ATTENTION TO DETAIL IS PRETTY MIND BLOWING. YOU CAN EXPLORE AROUND, THERE'S 182 00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:56,109 ALL THESE MINIGAMES YOU CAN PLAY -- GAMES WE PLAY ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW," AND GAMES THAT 183 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,745 WE MADE JUST FOR FORTNITE WITH SAMSUNG GALAXY POWER BOOSTS. IT'S REALLY COOL, WE'RE VERY 184 00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:04,617 EXCITED FOR THAT SO CALL ALL YOUR FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD AND START PLAYING. 185 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,319 TUNE IN TO THE SHOW WEDNESDAY NIGHT, AND THANK YOU TO FORTNITE, AND THANK YOU TO 186 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:09,556 EVERYONE AT SAMSUNG. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S GOOD. 187 00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:12,926 IT'S COOL. STICK AROUND WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE 188 00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:16,663 PLAYING "BLOW YOUR MIND" WITH MARGOT ROBBIE, EVERYBODY COME ON. 189 00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:20,500 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Questlove: WHAT COLOR IS 190 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:26,706 A MIRROR SILVER? Jimmy: YEAH 191 00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,775 QuestLove: WELL GUESS WHAT? THE ANSWER MAY SURPRISE YOU. I BET IT WILL, I BET IT 192 00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:49,229 WILL Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 193 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:54,701 WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A MIND-BLOWING GAME. BUT FIRST, I'M GOING TO NEED 194 00:13:54,701 --> 00:14:03,043 SOMEONE TO PLAY AGAINST. HER NEW MOVIE, "AMSTERDAM," IS IN THEATERS OCTOBER 7th. 195 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,611 IN THEATERS OCTOBER 7th. PLEASE WELCOME, THE ONE AND ONLY, MARGOT ROBBIE! 196 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:06,613 * 197 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:09,149 THANKS, GUYS. THANK YOU. I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM 198 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:12,052 ONLY DOING THIS BECAUSE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. [ LAUGHTER ] 199 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:15,055 Jimmy: I LOVE YOU THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS WE'RE ABOUT TO FACE OFF IN A 200 00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:17,057 THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS WE'RE ABOUT TO FACE OFF IN A A GAME CALLED "BLOW YOUR MIND. 201 00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:25,098 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * BLOW YOUR MIND * 202 00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:32,205 Jimmy: QUESTLOVE -- QUESTLOVE, DO YOU WANT TO EXPLAIN HOW THE GAME WORKS 203 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:40,280 Questlove: YES, JIMMY IN THIS GAME, I WILL READ EACH A MIND-BLOWING FACT. 204 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:47,721 AND YOU MUST DECIDE IF THAT FACT IS TRUE OR FALSE. IF YOU CHOOSE WRONG, WE WILL 205 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:53,426 BLOW YOUR MIND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND YOU WILL BLASTED IN THE 206 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:58,965 FACE FROM THE TUBE IN FRONT OF YOU. MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE, AND YOUR 207 00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:02,035 OPPONENT GETS THEIR MIND BLOWN OKAY. Questlove: THE FIRST FACT IS 208 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:05,872 FOR MARGOT TRUE OR FALSE, THERE ARE MORE McDONALD'S IN THE U.S. THAN 209 00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:10,243 LIBRARIES? THERE ARE MORE WHAT Jimmy: McDONALD'S 210 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:13,613 Questlove: THERE ARE MORE McDONALD'S IN THE U.S. THAN LIBRARIES. 211 00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:21,287 * I WOULD SAY THAT'S TRUE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 212 00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:26,426 Questlove: THE ANSWER MAY SURPRISE YOU [ BUZZER ] 213 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:37,470 [ SAD TUBA ] IT'S FALSE Jimmy: WHAT 214 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,539 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME? Questlove: CAN WE PLEASE SEE 215 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:42,375 THAT -- OH, SILENCE, SILENCE CAN WE SEE THAT IN SLOW MOTION MY GOD, THIS GAME IS 216 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:50,350 INTENSE. Jimmy: SOMETHING WENT OVER YOUR HEAD. 217 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,819 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I THINK IT WAS FEATHERS. 218 00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:54,621 ALL RIGHT. Questlove: JIMMY. Jimmy: YES? 219 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,489 Questlove: THE NEXT FACT IS FOR YOU. TRUE OR FALSE, AN OSTRICH'S EYE 220 00:15:56,489 --> 00:16:03,129 IS BIGGER THAN HIS BRAIN TRUE OR FALSE? Jimmy: HOW DID SHE GET MORE 221 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,798 McDONALD'S OR LIBRARIES -- AN OSTRICH'S EYE IS BIGGER THAN THEIR BRAIN? 222 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:07,834 Questlove: YES. TRUE OR FALSE, JIMMY Jimmy: I UNDERSTAND 223 00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,936 BUT LET ME THINK FOR A SECOND. AN OSTRICH'S EYE -- I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW BIG AN - 224 00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:13,039 Questlove: TRUE OR FALSE? Jimmy: I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, IT'S TRUE OR FALSE 225 00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:18,678 THEY'RE SUCH BIG ANIMALS. Jimmy: YES, BUT THEY HAVE TINY HEADS 226 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,847 BIRDS OFTEN HAVE SMALL BRAINS I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M HELPING 227 00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:24,150 Jimmy: I'M GOING TO SAY FALSE. Questlove: THE ANSWER MAY 228 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:30,056 SURPRISE YOU NO, PLEASE. [ BUZZER ] 229 00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:35,729 [ SAD TUBA ] [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Questlove: IT'S TRUE, JIMMY 230 00:16:35,729 --> 00:16:38,665 CAN WE PLEASE SEE THAT AGAIN IN SLOW MOTION? WHAT FLEW -- WHAT FLEW ON 231 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:42,268 YOU? Jimmy: WHAT IN THE HELL WAS THAT 232 00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:44,571 WHAT WAS THAT? [ LAUGHTER ] WAS THAT LETTUCE 233 00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:49,809 DO YOU HAVE LETTUCE ON YOU? WHAT -- HOW DID -- IT WAS LETTUCE? 234 00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:57,917 Questlove: YES. Jimmy: YOU GOT -- YOU GOT - YOU GOT FEATHERS -- YOU GOT 235 00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:59,652 FEATHERS, AND I GOT RAW LETTUCE. [ LAUGHTER ] 236 00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:02,055 IS THAT WHAT I GOT? Questlove: YEAH, YOU DID. MARGOT - 237 00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:03,757 OKAY. Questlove: -- YOU'RE UP NEXT 238 00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:09,295 [ LAUGHTER ] TRUE OR FALSE, MARGOT? YES, QUESTLOVE? 239 00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:16,936 Questlove: THE WORD "NERD" WAS FIRST MENTIONED IN THE BIBLE. 240 00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:22,942 FALSE Questlove: MARGOT, THE ANSWER - 241 00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:24,811 Jimmy: MAY, SURPRISE YOU, YEAH Questlove: -- MAY SURPRISE 242 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:28,081 YOU. * OH, DEAR GOD! 243 00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:33,319 [ SAD TUBA ] [ DINGING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 244 00:17:33,319 --> 00:17:38,692 Questlove: CAN WE -- CAN WE PLEASE SEE THAT AGAIN IN SLOW MOTION 245 00:17:38,692 --> 00:17:41,628 Jimmy: WHAT EVEN CAME - JUST AIR WHAT CAME OUT 246 00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:43,830 Jimmy: OH, PING-PONG BALLS? [ LAUGHTER ] PING-PONG BALLS JUST HIT MY 247 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,665 FACE WHO IS LOADING UP MY CANNON, AND WHO'S LOADING UP MARGOT'S 248 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:50,370 CANNON Questlove: I AM Jimmy: YOU CAN'T SHOOT 249 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:53,239 PING-PONG BALLS AT ME. THIS IS RIDICULOUS ALL RIGHT. 250 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,075 Questlove: THE NEXT FACT IS FOR JIMMY. Jimmy: YEP. 251 00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:58,912 Questlove: JIMMY? Jimmy: YES. Questlove: TRUE OR -- JIMMY 252 00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:01,781 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YES. Questlove: TRUE OR FALSE, 253 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:07,887 PINEAPPLES TAKE FIVE YEARS TO GROW FIVE? 254 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:11,157 Questlove: TRUE OR FALSE? Jimmy: I MEAN, IF I'M IN THE PINEAPPLE BUSINESS, I MEAN, 255 00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:16,830 I'VE GOT TO CALL DOLE ON THIS. PINEAPPLES TAKE FIVE YEARS -- THAT SEEMS - 256 00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:20,867 THEY TAKE NO TIME AT ALL TO EAT. Jimmy: -- IMPOSSIBLE. 257 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:25,372 BUT THERE'S A LOT OF LAYERS TO A PINEAPPLE. Questlove: TRUE OR FALSE, 258 00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:26,773 JIMMY? Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW, I KNOW. I KNOW 259 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:32,479 THAT'S HARD Jimmy: PINEAPPLES TAKE FIVE YEARS TO GROW. 260 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:35,749 I'M GOING TO SAY THAT IS - I MEAN, YOU GROW A BABY IN NINE MONTHS. 261 00:18:35,749 --> 00:18:40,653 YOU CAN'T LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: FIVE YEARS TO GROW 262 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:44,591 I'M GONNA SAY THAT'S -- THAT IS FALSE. Questlove: JIMMY, THE 263 00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:45,925 ANSWER - Jimmy: THE ANSWER MAY SURPRISE YOU 264 00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:54,868 Questlove: YES, EXACTLY [ LAUGHTER ] [ DINGING 265 00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:59,906 [ SAD TUBA ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Questlove: PINEAPPLES TAKE 266 00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:02,008 TWO TO THREE YEARS TO GROW LET'S SEE THAT AGAIN IN SLOW MOTION 267 00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:07,781 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOUR CANNON IS GOING OVER YOUR -- ONE STUCK ON YOUR 268 00:19:07,781 --> 00:19:11,818 NOSE OKAY, GOOD WHAT HIT ME 269 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:14,821 [ THUNDER CRASHING ] Jimmy: UH-OH. Questlove: HEY, THAT SOUND 270 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:23,196 MEANS IT'S TIME FOR THE FINAL QUESTION AND IT COMES WITH A TWIST. 271 00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:32,806 IF YOU ANSWER INCORRECTLY, BOTH OF YOUR MINDS WILL BE BLOWN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 272 00:19:32,806 --> 00:19:37,177 WAIT, DID HE JUST SAY WE'RE BOTH GETTING OUR MINDS - Questlove: YES, BOTH. 273 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:42,649 MARGOT, THIS CONUNDRUM IS FOR YOU. WHAT COLOR IS A MIRROR 274 00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:51,191 WHAT COLOR IS A MIRROR Jimmy: EVERYTHING ELSE WAS TRUE OR FALSE. 275 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,059 WHY IS -- WHAT COLOR IS A MIRROR [ LAUGHTER ] 276 00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:57,397 Questlove: MARGOT, WHAT COLOR IS A MIRROR? SILVER? 277 00:19:57,397 --> 00:20:00,700 Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU SAY SILVER? Jimmy: SILVER 278 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:07,240 YEAH REFLECT - Questlove: WELL, GUESS WHAT 279 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:08,808 Jimmy: THE ANSWER MAY SURPRISE YOU Questlove: THE ANSWER MAY 280 00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:15,648 SURPRISE YOU I BET IT WILL I BET IT WILL. 281 00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:22,122 Questlove: YOU ARE WRONG. [ SAD TUBA ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 282 00:20:22,122 --> 00:20:29,863 LET'S SEE THAT IN SLOW MOTION. WHAT'S THE ANSWER [ LAUGHTER ] 283 00:20:29,863 --> 00:20:36,636 MARGOT ROBBIE, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MARGOT ROBBIE, EVERYBODY 284 00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:38,071 WE'RE TALKING TO MARGOT, AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND 285 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:48,615 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: THIS MOVIE IS GOING 286 00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:54,254 TO CRUSH I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MORTIFIED WE WERE, BY THE WAY. 287 00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:55,789 WE LOOK LIKE WE'RE, LIKE, LAUGHING, HAVING FUN, BUT DYING ON THE INSIDE. 288 00:20:55,789 --> 00:20:58,158 ON THE INSIDE. Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, MY OH." 289 00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:17,711 Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A TWO-TIME OSCAR-NOMINATED ACTRESS WHO STARS IN THE NEW 290 00:21:17,711 --> 00:21:27,520 MOVIE "AMSTERDAM," WHICH HITS THEATERS OCTOBER 7th PLEASE WELCOME, MARGOT ROBBIE. 291 00:21:29,155 --> 00:21:39,666 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 292 00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:41,968 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: MARGOT, YOU'RE VERY, VERY NICE. 293 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:48,308 WHAT DID YOU -- WHAT DID YOU BRING ME TONIGHT THIS IS AN AUSTRALIAN 294 00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:54,014 DELICACY CALLED FAIRY BREAD. TYPICALLY SERVED AT YOUNG CHILDREN'S BIRTHDAY PARTIES 295 00:21:54,014 --> 00:21:56,883 WHERE I'M FROM [ LAUGHTER ] AND SINCE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, 296 00:21:56,883 --> 00:21:58,151 JIMMY -- Jimmy: YEAH, IT IS MY BIRTHDAY 297 00:21:58,151 --> 00:22:05,592 YEAH, OF COURSE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I MEAN. 298 00:22:05,592 --> 00:22:08,061 I THINK WE SHOULD SING JIMMY "HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 299 00:22:08,061 --> 00:22:12,265 100%, DON'T YOU THINK OKAY * HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU * 300 00:22:12,265 --> 00:22:20,440 Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. * HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU * Jimmy: YOU'RE AMAZING 301 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:27,080 * HAPPY BIRTHDA DEAR JIMMY * Jimmy: I APPRECIATE IT. 302 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:40,126 * HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THANK YOU. 303 00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:48,001 THANK YOU. THAT IS SO THOUGHTFUL AND NICE I WANT TO MAKE THIS ABOUT YOU, 304 00:22:48,001 --> 00:22:52,806 NOT ABOUT ME TONIGHT BUT I'M GOING HAVE A BITE OF THE -- 305 00:22:52,806 --> 00:22:54,808 WHAT IS FAIRY BREAD? FAIRY BREAD IS WHITE BREAD, THE CHEAPER THE BETTER, BUTTER, 306 00:22:54,808 --> 00:22:57,610 AND THEN SPRINKLES ON TOP. Jimmy: OH, IT'S FANTASTIC AND IT'S GREAT. 307 00:22:57,610 --> 00:22:59,579 IF YOU HAVEN'T TRIED IT, I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT. Jimmy: IT'S GOOD LUCK 308 00:22:59,579 --> 00:23:01,881 DON'T EVEN WAIT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY JUST HAVE IT ANY TIME. 309 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:04,184 Jimmy: JUST HAVE IT, FAIRY BREAD, ANY TIME. NEW YORK IS KIND OF A SECOND 310 00:23:04,184 --> 00:23:06,586 HOME FOR YOU YES Jimmy: BECAUSE -- 311 00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:08,755 IT'S THE FIRST PLACE I LIVED WHEN I MOVED TO AMERICA. I READ SOMEWHERE, ONE OF THE 312 00:23:08,755 --> 00:23:10,523 MOST -- THINGS THAT YOU WERE EXCITED ABOUT SEEING WHEN YOU COME TO THE STATES IS RED SOLO 313 00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:13,259 CUPS YES [ LAUGHTER ] 314 00:23:13,259 --> 00:23:16,429 Jimmy: THAT'S VERY INTERESTING. I HAVE TO TELL YOU, AS AN 315 00:23:16,429 --> 00:23:18,098 AUSTRALIAN AND PROBABLY, YOU KNOW, A LOT OF, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE FROM OTHER COUNTRIES, 316 00:23:18,098 --> 00:23:19,799 YOU COME TO AMERICA, AND YOU REALIZE THAT ALL THE THINGS YOU'VE SEEN IN A MOVIE ARE 317 00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:29,642 ACTUALLY TRUE. [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, I WAS ASTOUNDED. 318 00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:32,912 LIKE, I WAS LIKE, "OH, THEY REALLY DO HAVE THE GRATES ON THE SIDEWALK THAT, LIKE, BLOW 319 00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:38,084 UP STEAM." AND THE CABS ARE ALL YELLOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 320 00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:43,323 Jimmy: YEAH AND LIKE, PEOPLE DO GET MAD WHEN YOU WALK SLOWLY ON THE 321 00:23:43,323 --> 00:23:46,593 SIDEWALK [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, I JUST - 322 00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:48,228 Jimmy: THEY DO. -- EVERYTHING WAS SO EXCITING, AND IT WAS JUST LIKE 323 00:23:48,228 --> 00:23:52,165 IN THE MOVIES. AND THE THING I GOT SO EXCITED ABOUT THAT I HAD ALWAYS SEEN IN 324 00:23:52,165 --> 00:23:54,567 MOVIES WAS RED SOLO CUPS AT PARTIES. AND THAT, WE DON'T HAVE THAT IN 325 00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:58,605 AUSTRALIA. I DON'T KNOW WHY I -- AND THAT WAS SO THRILLING 326 00:23:58,605 --> 00:24:01,675 AND WHEN I WOULD GO BACK TO AUSTRALIA, LITERALLY MY FRIENDS WERE LIKE, CAN YOU PLEASE BRING 327 00:24:01,675 --> 00:24:03,243 SOME RED SOLO CUPS BECAUSE WE HAVE A PARTY COMING UP AND IT WOULD BE SO COOL 328 00:24:03,243 --> 00:24:05,712 Jimmy: SO YOUR LUGGAGE IS FILLED WITH RED SOLO CUPS. NO, I WOULD HAVE, LIKE, HALF 329 00:24:05,712 --> 00:24:08,515 A SUITCASE OF RED SOLO CUPS. [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW WHY SOMEONE'S NOT 330 00:24:08,515 --> 00:24:11,284 JUST IMPORTING THEM BECAUSE IT WOULD BE - YEAH, GO GANGBUSTERS 331 00:24:11,284 --> 00:24:16,756 Jimmy: YOUR PAL, RYAN GOSLING, WAS HERE I KNOW HE'S IN THE "BARBIE" 332 00:24:16,756 --> 00:24:20,593 MOVIE WITH YOU AND BY THE WAY, YOU'RE HILARIOUS. 333 00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:23,663 AND HE WAS TELLING ME. AND I SAID, "OH, WE LOVE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 334 00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:29,536 THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO CRUSH I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MORTIFIED WE WERE, BY THE WAY. 335 00:24:29,536 --> 00:24:31,638 WE LOOK LIKE WE'RE, LIKE, LAUGHING, HAVING FUN, BUT DYING ON THE INSIDE. 336 00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:34,808 Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, MY OH." DIED. 337 00:24:34,808 --> 00:24:37,277 Jimmy: YOU LOOK SO COOL I WAS, LIKE, THIS IS THE MOST HUMILIATING MOMENT OF MY 338 00:24:37,277 --> 00:24:41,548 LIFE Jimmy: YEAH DID YOU REALIZE IT WAS GOING TO 339 00:24:41,548 --> 00:24:45,719 GO EVERYWHERE, ALL OVER THE INTERNET NO. 340 00:24:45,719 --> 00:24:47,253 I MEAN, I KNEW THAT WE HAD SOMETHING SERIOUS TO SHOOT IN L.A. 341 00:24:47,253 --> 00:24:48,888 I KNEW, OKAY, ONCE YOU'RE DOING IT SERIOUS, YOU'RE GOING TO GET PAPPED 342 00:24:48,888 --> 00:24:50,657 THERE'S PROBABLY GOING TO BE A A LITTLE CROWD OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO TAKE NOTICE BECAUSE, 343 00:24:50,657 --> 00:24:52,726 YOU KNOW, THE FLUOR -- YOU KNOW, WE STAND OUT A LITTLE IN THOSE OUTFITS 344 00:24:52,726 --> 00:24:56,596 Jimmy: YOU THINK? YEAH, YEAH AND SO, I KNEW THERE WOULD 345 00:24:56,596 --> 00:25:00,700 BE A LITTLE BIT OF ATTENTION AND PROBABLY SOME PHOTOS WOULD GET OUT THERE. 346 00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:04,637 BUT NOT LIKE IT DID. IT WAS, LIKE, MAD. Jimmy: YEAH 347 00:25:04,637 --> 00:25:08,842 IT WAS, LIKE, HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE WATCHING. Jimmy: HE SAID YOU WERE SO 348 00:25:08,842 --> 00:25:11,311 FUNNY IN THIS, AND YOU'RE SO FUN TO WORK WITH HE'S SO FUNNY IN THIS 349 00:25:11,311 --> 00:25:13,046 Jimmy: YEAH I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "AMSTERDAM" THOUGH 350 00:25:13,046 --> 00:25:15,615 OH, MY GOSH YES. Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH, 351 00:25:15,615 --> 00:25:17,217 DAVID O. RUSSELL I MEAN, YOU CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THAT. 352 00:25:17,217 --> 00:25:18,752 I MEAN, JUST TRY AND LIST THE CAST MEMBERS THAT ARE IN THIS FILM. 353 00:25:18,752 --> 00:25:21,488 Jimmy: CHRISTIAN BALE -- IT'S LIKE, IT'S -- THERE'S TOO MANY 354 00:25:21,488 --> 00:25:23,757 Jimmy: ROBERT DE NIRO ZOE SALDANA, ANYA TAYLOR-JOY. 355 00:25:23,757 --> 00:25:25,859 RAMI MALEK, MATTHIAS SCHOENAERTS - Jimmy: OH, EVERYBODY. 356 00:25:25,859 --> 00:25:29,462 ANDREA RISEBOROUGH. JOHN DAVID WASHINGTON. I MEAN, MIKE MYERS 357 00:25:29,462 --> 00:25:33,266 MICHAEL SHANNON. Jimmy: CHRIS ROCK IS FANTASTIC IN THIS. 358 00:25:33,266 --> 00:25:36,903 I COULD JUST GO ON FOREVER. THEY'RE SO GOOD. Jimmy: YEAH 359 00:25:36,903 --> 00:25:40,173 SO MANY Jimmy: HOW IS IT WORKING WITH DAVID O. RUSSELL? 360 00:25:40,173 --> 00:25:42,676 OH, MY GOSH EVERY DAY IS LIKE A COMPLETE - NO DAY IS THE SAME 361 00:25:42,676 --> 00:25:46,713 Jimmy: YOU TOLD ME THAT HE ALMOST DOESN'T EVER WANT TO STOP 362 00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:49,749 NO, HE DOESN'T WANT TO STOP LIKE, HE COULD GO FOREVER. AND SAME WITH CHRISTIAN, WHO'S, 363 00:25:49,749 --> 00:25:51,751 YOU KNOW, THE LEAD IN THIS FILM CHRISTIAN BALE PLAYS THIS 364 00:25:51,751 --> 00:25:56,222 INCREDIBLE CHARACTER AND IS ALSO A VERY, VERY, YOU KNOW, INCREDIBLE ACTOR 365 00:25:56,222 --> 00:26:00,026 AND THEY'RE BOTH SO DEDICATED TO THIS FILM AND THEIR CRAFT, THAT WE NEVER ACTUALLY - 366 00:26:00,026 --> 00:26:08,468 LIKE, HE NEVER CALLED CUT. DAVID NEVER CALLED CUT ON THIS FILM 367 00:26:08,468 --> 00:26:10,337 SO, TECHNICALLY, WE DIDN'T EVER REALLY STOP. IT WAS THE LAST. 368 00:26:10,337 --> 00:26:12,739 Jimmy: YOU'RE STILL FILMING "AMSTERDAM." WE'RE STILL GOING 369 00:26:12,739 --> 00:26:14,808 Jimmy: YOU'RE STILL FILMING AND THE MOVIE'S OUT. IT'LL BE IN THEATERS OCTOBER 370 00:26:14,808 --> 00:26:18,111 7th, BUT WE ARE -- [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU'RE STILL -- YEAH 371 00:26:18,111 --> 00:26:20,080 BUT NO, WE WERE THERE, AND IT WAS THE LAST DAY OF SHOOTING, AND IT WAS A SCENE 372 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:23,149 AND CHRISTIAN WAS, YOU KNOW, GIVING -- SAYING HIS DIALOGUE. AND DAVID'S THERE, AND HE'S 373 00:26:23,149 --> 00:26:31,224 DIRECTING. CHIVO, OUR INCREDIBLE CINEMATOGRAPHER'S FILMING AND 374 00:26:31,224 --> 00:26:34,060 EVERYONE'S IN IT BUT THE PERMIT YOU KNOW, THE CURFEW WAS UP. 375 00:26:34,060 --> 00:26:36,229 YOU GET A PERMIT TO SHOOT SOMEWHERE. Jimmy: YEAH 376 00:26:36,229 --> 00:26:38,765 WE WERE IN PASADENA, AND THE TIME WAS UP. Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. 377 00:26:38,765 --> 00:26:41,101 AND WE WERE MEANT TO CLEAR OUT, BUT WE WOULDN'T AND THE PRODUCERS ARE FREAKING 378 00:26:41,101 --> 00:26:48,174 OUT, AND DAVID'S STILL GOING, AND CHRISTIAN'S STILL ACTING AND THEN, EVENTUALLY, LIKE, THE 379 00:26:48,174 --> 00:26:49,776 PASADENA POLICE LITERALLY WERE LIKE IN THE SET WITH US ALL BEING LIKE, "STOP. 380 00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:55,582 YOU HAVE TO STOP [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, YOU GUYS HAVE TO STOP. 381 00:26:55,582 --> 00:27:02,355 LIKE, PLEASE." Jimmy: THE POLICE WRAPPED THIS FILM. 382 00:27:02,355 --> 00:27:04,257 THE POLICE LITERALLY, AND I COULD SEE THIS POLICEWOMAN TRYING TO THINK OF -- I COULD 383 00:27:04,257 --> 00:27:05,892 SEE HER HEAD BEING LIKE, "WHAT IS THE WORD THEY USE IN THE FILM BUSINESS TO MAKE 384 00:27:05,892 --> 00:27:07,727 EVERYTHING STOP. AND SHE WAS LIKE, "ENOUGH! LIKE, STOP!" 385 00:27:07,727 --> 00:27:10,463 AND THEN SHE WAS LIKE, "WRAP YOU'RE WRAPPED EVERYONE'S WRAPPED." 386 00:27:10,463 --> 00:27:15,268 Jimmy: IT'S A WRAP. AND HONESTLY, EVERYONE HEARD THE WORD "WRAP," AND PUT DOWN 387 00:27:15,268 --> 00:27:22,042 THE EQUIPMENT, AND STARTED PACKING UP Jimmy: "RESPECT, TAKE CARE. 388 00:27:22,042 --> 00:27:24,244 AND I WAS LIKE, "WOW, A A POLICEWOMAN FROM PASADENA JUST WRAPPED THIS FILM." 389 00:27:24,244 --> 00:27:27,047 IT WAS INCREDIBLE. Jimmy: IT'S A GOOD STORY. IT'S VERY FUNNY. 390 00:27:27,047 --> 00:27:28,748 VERY - YEAH. Jimmy: LIKE YOU SAID, YOU 391 00:27:28,748 --> 00:27:31,051 CAN'T NAME A BETTER -- ALL THIS CAST YEAH. 392 00:27:31,051 --> 00:27:34,621 Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. THE CAST IS INCREDIBLE. Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW 393 00:27:34,621 --> 00:27:36,156 EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S MARGOT ROBBIE IN "AMSTERDAM." 394 00:27:36,156 --> 00:27:36,790 HERE'S MARGOT ROBBIE IN "AMSTERDAM." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 395 00:27:37,490 --> 00:27:38,591 I NEVER EXPECTED TWO DECORATED SOLDIERS TO GET 396 00:27:38,591 --> 00:27:43,697 KNOCKED OUT IN MY OWN HOME NO, JUST ONE, SIR OH, THAT'S RIGHT, 397 00:27:43,697 --> 00:27:47,534 MR. WOODMAN. YOU WERE TOO FAST FOR CAUGHT I WAS 398 00:27:47,534 --> 00:27:51,571 THEY STARTED TALKING TO VALERIE, AND SHE'S NOT WELL. AND PLEASE, DARLING GIRL, STOP 399 00:27:51,571 --> 00:27:58,445 CRYING IT'S ONLY NATURAL FOR HER TO CRY. 400 00:27:58,445 --> 00:28:02,182 I THINK SHE JUST FOUND OUT HER FRIEND IS DEAD WE COULDN'T KEEP IT FROM HER 401 00:28:02,182 --> 00:28:06,419 FOR FOREVER. I'M NOT SO ILL THAT I CAN'T TALK TO PEOPLE 402 00:28:06,419 --> 00:28:08,621 YOU LEAVE ME HERE WITH THIS INVALID WHEN YOU KNOW VERY WELL THAT I THINK SHE SHOULD BE 403 00:28:08,621 --> 00:28:10,590 HOSPITALIZED IT'S FOR HER OWN GOOD. DON'T YOU EVER SAY THAT TO 404 00:28:10,590 --> 00:28:13,026 ME AGAIN I CAN'T HANDLE -- [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER 405 00:28:13,026 --> 00:28:16,363 PLEASE! PLEASE LADIES 406 00:28:16,363 --> 00:28:22,035 STOP I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY I HAD TO RAISE MY 407 00:28:22,035 --> 00:28:24,904 VOICE. Jimmy: YEAH MARGOT ROBBIE, EVERYBODY 408 00:28:24,904 --> 00:28:28,842 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "AMSTERDAM" HITS THEATERS OCTOBER 7th. 409 00:28:28,842 --> 00:28:32,345 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH BOBBY MOYNIHAN STICK AROUND 410 00:28:32,345 --> 00:28:48,361 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS 411 00:28:48,361 --> 00:28:50,296 A VERY FUNNY ACTOR AND COMEDIAN WHO HAS WRITTEN A NEW CHILDREN'S BOOK CALLED "NOT ALL 412 00:28:50,296 --> 00:28:54,434 SHEEP ARE BORING!," WHICH IS OUT TOMORROW EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME 413 00:28:54,434 --> 00:28:55,735 OUT TOMORROW EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME BOBBY MOYNIHAN 414 00:28:56,903 --> 00:29:01,441 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 415 00:29:01,441 --> 00:29:11,618 * HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JIMMY Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH. 416 00:29:11,618 --> 00:29:26,599 THIS IS THE SWAG BAG WE GIVE TO YOU BACKSTAGE. BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH. 417 00:29:26,599 --> 00:29:28,702 I'LL PUT IT BACKSTAGE FOR YOU THEN Jimmy: YEAH, THANK YOU VERY 418 00:29:28,702 --> 00:29:31,037 MUCH MARGOT CAME, I FELT EMPTY HANDED 419 00:29:31,037 --> 00:29:33,239 SO I GOT YOU SOME JIMMY FALLON STUFF. [ LAUGHTER ] 420 00:29:33,239 --> 00:29:36,209 Jimmy: OH, COME ON. BOBBY MOYNIHAN RIGHT HERE, LAIDES AND GENTLEMEN 421 00:29:36,209 --> 00:29:42,215 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS. DID YOU GET TO TALK TO MARGOT? 422 00:29:42,215 --> 00:29:43,750 I KNOW MARGOT HOSTED THE SHOW AND SNL WHEN YOU WERE IN THE CAST 423 00:29:43,750 --> 00:29:49,589 YEAH, SHE WAS WONDERFUL WHEN SHE CAME I HAD WRITTEN A SKETCH CALLED 424 00:29:49,589 --> 00:29:51,558 "THE LIBRARIAN" THAT I TRIED TO GET ON LIKE, MANY, MANY TIMES. AND SHE CAME AND SHE KNOCKED IT 425 00:29:51,558 --> 00:29:55,562 OUT OF THE PARK. AND SHE NAILED IT. YEAH 426 00:29:55,562 --> 00:29:57,497 Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER ABOUT "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE"? WERE YOU NERVOUS WHEN YOU FIRST 427 00:29:57,497 --> 00:30:02,335 GOT ON THE SHOW? NO, I WAS FINE. [ LAUGHTER ] 428 00:30:02,335 --> 00:30:06,373 Jimmy: WOW, NO STORY HERE YOU WERE TELLING ME BACKSTAGE, WAS IT THE WEEK BEFORE OR THE 429 00:30:06,373 --> 00:30:08,575 NIGHT BEFORE, YOU JUST GOT ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." IT WAS ANNOUNCED 430 00:30:08,575 --> 00:30:13,046 YEAH, YEAH, THE NIGHT BEFORE MY FIRST MONDAY. SO IT WAS THE SUNDAY NIGHT 431 00:30:13,046 --> 00:30:16,116 BEFORE I'M SUPPOSED TO GO IN MY LIFE'S DREAM HAS NOW COME TRUE 432 00:30:16,116 --> 00:30:23,990 I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. AND I WENT TO UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE. 433 00:30:23,990 --> 00:30:25,725 WHICH THEY HAD A SHOW THERE CALLED - AND WE WOULD PERFORM THERE 434 00:30:25,725 --> 00:30:29,329 AND I WENT AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOSH, LIKE, I'M GOING TO START 'SNL' TOMORROW 435 00:30:29,329 --> 00:30:33,366 THIS IS AMAZING. I WAS IN MY OWN HEAD AND FIVE MINUTES BEFORE THE 436 00:30:33,366 --> 00:30:36,870 SHOW STARTED, ROBIN WILLIAMS WALKS IN AND HE'S JUST THEY'RE JUST 437 00:30:36,870 --> 00:30:38,738 LIKE, HEY, DO YOU MIND IF ROBIN PERFORMS WITH YOU? I WAS LIKE, WHAT 438 00:30:38,738 --> 00:30:41,908 AND ROBIN WILLIAMS SHOWED UP AND DID A SHOW WITH US AND IT WAS LIKE THE SECOND BEST 439 00:30:41,908 --> 00:30:50,650 THING IN THE WORLD THAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED. Jimmy: "SATURDAY NIGHT 440 00:30:50,650 --> 00:30:55,021 LIVE," WAIT, WHAT IS GOING ON IN MY LIFE EXACTLY 441 00:30:55,021 --> 00:30:56,823 AND THEN AFTER THE SHOW, ROBIN GRABBED ME BY THE SHOULDERS AND WAS LIKE, I HAVE AN IDEA 442 00:30:56,823 --> 00:31:01,895 GIVE ME YOUR CLOTHES I'M GOING TO GO INTO WORK FOR YOU TOMORROW 443 00:31:01,895 --> 00:31:03,863 YOU JUST GOT "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." WOULDN'T IT BE HILARIOUS IF I 444 00:31:03,863 --> 00:31:09,769 WENT INTO WORK FOR YOU AND I REMEMBER INSTANTLY THINKING, "OH, NO, THIS IS A 445 00:31:09,769 --> 00:31:19,612 A TERRIBLE IDEA. I DO NOT WANT MY FIRST DAY AT "SNL" TO HAVE LORNE MICHAELS 446 00:31:19,612 --> 00:31:21,481 SEE ROBIN WILLIAMS WALK IN IN A BART SIMPSON T-SHIRT I WAS LIKE, "NO -- 447 00:31:21,481 --> 00:31:23,416 Jimmy: DON'T YOU BIFF THE FIRST DAY -- AND I WAS LIKE -- HOW DO YOU 448 00:31:23,416 --> 00:31:31,191 TELL ROBIN WILLIAMS NO AND HE WAS 100% SERIOUS. AND THEN I WAS TERRIFIED 449 00:31:31,191 --> 00:31:35,562 HE GAVE ME HIS NUMBER. I WAS LIKE, "OH, NO, THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN. 450 00:31:35,562 --> 00:31:42,102 AND HE NEVER CALLED AND I WAS REALLY HAPPY [ LAUGHTER ] 451 00:31:42,102 --> 00:31:43,770 Jimmy: YEAH, HE PROBABLY THOUGHT ABOUT YOU AND JUST SAID, "I'M GOING TO LET THE KID 452 00:31:43,770 --> 00:31:48,375 BECOME A STAR FIRST. YEAH, I THINK HE THOUGHT IT WAS A FUN IDEA AND MAYBE HE SAW 453 00:31:48,375 --> 00:31:50,176 THE COMPLETE AND TOTAL PANIC IN MY FACE. Jimmy: YEAH, I WANT TO TALK 454 00:31:50,176 --> 00:31:52,512 ABOUT THIS, BY THE WAY LOOK AT THIS "NOT ALL SHEEP ARE BORING! 455 00:31:52,512 --> 00:31:55,448 CONGRATULATIONS, BUDDY YOU WROTE THIS BOOK. WHAT INSPIRED YOU TO WRITE 456 00:31:55,448 --> 00:31:57,117 THIS I HAVE A DAUGHTER, FIVE-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER, AND 457 00:31:57,117 --> 00:31:58,752 A LOT OF BEDTIME READING AND STARTED TALKING ABOUT COUNTING SHEEP. 458 00:31:58,752 --> 00:32:05,625 AND I WAS LIKE, WHY DO PEOPLE DO THAT? WHY DO WE COUNT SHEEP? 459 00:32:05,625 --> 00:32:08,361 SPECIFICALL TO FALL ASLEEP ARE THEY ALL BORING? AND I WANTED TO GET TO THE 460 00:32:08,361 --> 00:32:11,197 BOTTOM OF IT Jimmy: YEAH WOW. 461 00:32:11,197 --> 00:32:13,633 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU REALLY SOLVED THE CASE I TRIED TO. 462 00:32:13,633 --> 00:32:15,702 TURNS OUT THEY'RE BORING, A LITTLE BORING SOMETIMES. Jimmy: YEAH 463 00:32:15,702 --> 00:32:18,772 THERE'S A LOT OF -- WHAT DO YOU CALL IT? DEDICATION. 464 00:32:18,772 --> 00:32:21,808 YEAH IF A PUBLISHER GIVES YOU THE CHANCE TO HAVE A THANK YOU 465 00:32:21,808 --> 00:32:26,312 SECTION IN A BOOK. YOU USE IT TO ITS FULL POTENTIAL. 466 00:32:26,312 --> 00:32:30,550 SO, AS YOU CAN SEE - Jimmy: YEAH, YOU THANKED A LOT OF PEOPLE HERE 467 00:32:30,550 --> 00:32:32,852 YEAH, MANY. AND THERE'S ALSO A WEBSITE AT THE BOTTOM THAT CONTINUES 468 00:32:32,852 --> 00:32:36,890 PEOPLE WHO I FORGOT TO THANK IN THE SHEEP DEDICATION SO YOU CAN GO TO THAT WEBSITE. 469 00:32:36,890 --> 00:32:41,394 THERE'S A LOT MORE ON THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I MEAN, YOU THANK -- 470 00:32:41,394 --> 00:32:43,096 I THANK EVERYBODY FROM MY HIGH SCHOOL BUDDIES, MY HIGH SCHOOL TEACHERS. 471 00:32:43,096 --> 00:32:48,368 Jimmy: KEANU REEVES WHAT HAS HE DONE FOR YOU FOR ME PERSONALLY 472 00:32:48,368 --> 00:32:50,670 I MEAN, ENTERTAINED ME MY ENTIRE LIFE. Jimmy: FOR THIS BOOK? 473 00:32:50,670 --> 00:32:53,940 FOR THIS BOOK NOTHING. [ LAUGHTER ] 474 00:32:53,940 --> 00:32:56,142 Jimmy: HE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS BOOK KEANU REEVES 475 00:32:56,142 --> 00:32:58,645 KEANU REEVES PROBABLY DOESN'T KNOW THIS BOOK EXISTS. AND I'M FINE WITH THAT BECAUSE 476 00:32:58,645 --> 00:33:03,917 HE'S A NICE MAN WHO TREATS PEOPLE WELL, AND I SAY, "THANK YOU, KEANU." 477 00:33:03,917 --> 00:33:08,388 Jimmy: OH, THERE YOU GO I LOVE THAT. YEAH 478 00:33:08,388 --> 00:33:14,394 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HE'S A REALLY GOOD GUY. [ LAUGHTER ] 479 00:33:14,394 --> 00:33:16,363 Jimmy: YOU THANK GEORGE LUCAS DO YOU KNOW HIM? 480 00:33:16,363 --> 00:33:20,400 NOT PERSONALLY, NO. Jimmy: THERE YOU GO, OKAY THE BEVERAGE PEACH SNAPPLE 481 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:23,570 YES, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I LOVE IT. IT'S A VERY DELICIOUS DRINK. 482 00:33:23,570 --> 00:33:26,639 Jimmy: I LOVE YOU PUT "THE BEVERAGE PEACH." IS THERE ANOTHER PEACH SNAPPLE 483 00:33:26,639 --> 00:33:28,508 OH, JUST IN CASE YOU THOUGHT IT WAS THE PERSON. [ LAUGHTER ] 484 00:33:28,508 --> 00:33:30,343 Jimmy: YOU THANKED THE BEVERAGE MR. PEACH SNAPPLE 485 00:33:30,343 --> 00:33:42,489 Jimmy: MR. PEACH SNAPPLE. YEAH AND SO IF YOU GO TO 486 00:33:42,489 --> 00:33:51,331 PEOPLEWHODIDNOTFITINTHEDEDICATIO OH, IT'S VERY EASY TO READ, JIMMY. 487 00:33:51,331 --> 00:33:53,199 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT'S A GREAT -- HOW DID YOU GET THAT WEBSITE 488 00:33:53,199 --> 00:33:55,935 WAS IT TAKEN IT WASN'T TAKEN CAN YOU BELIEVE IT 489 00:33:55,935 --> 00:33:57,937 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: USUALLY THE AUTHOR, YOU'LL HAVE THE PHOTO OF THE 490 00:33:57,937 --> 00:34:00,306 AUTHOR, YOU KNOW, IN THE BOOK. THE PHOTO YOU CHOSE IS THIS. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 491 00:34:00,306 --> 00:34:02,208 YES Jimmy: AND IT'S - THAT IS THE BOY I HIRED TO 492 00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:03,910 WRITE THE BOOK [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: NO, NO, NO 493 00:34:03,910 --> 00:34:06,346 HE'S VERY TALENTED YES, HE IS. Jimmy: HE WROTE THIS FOR 494 00:34:06,346 --> 00:34:09,049 YOU. YEAH, HE'S VERY GOOD. HE'S FIVE. 495 00:34:09,049 --> 00:34:10,583 Jimmy: HIS NAME IS PEACH SNAPPLE. PEACH SNAPPLE 496 00:34:10,583 --> 00:34:19,059 Jimmy: PEACH SNAPPLE. I CAN SEE THE CONFUSION. YES 497 00:34:19,059 --> 00:34:21,194 Jimmy: BUT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU AS A CHILD I MEAN, NOTHING HAS CHANGED 498 00:34:21,194 --> 00:34:26,433 Jimmy: YOU LOOK THE SAME, BUDDY. COME ON. 499 00:34:26,433 --> 00:34:28,401 WELL, THIS GUY - [ LAUGHTER ] STOP MAKING THAT FACE. 500 00:34:28,401 --> 00:34:34,841 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] THIS BOY WOULD BE VERY PROUD OF 501 00:34:34,841 --> 00:34:36,943 THIS MAN HE REALLY WOULD. CONGRATULATIONS, 502 00:34:36,943 --> 00:34:38,678 BOBBY MOYNIHAN THANK YOU -- THANK YOU SO MUCH, MAN. 503 00:34:38,678 --> 00:34:40,213 IT'S SUCH A PLEASURE, AS ALWAYS Jimmy: "NOT ALL SHEEP ARE 504 00:34:40,213 --> 00:34:43,583 BORING!" IS OUT TOMORROW WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE 505 00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:46,219 NATHANIEL RATELIFF AND THE NIGHT SWEATS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 506 00:34:46,219 --> 00:35:07,941 * Jimmy: PERFORMING "FACE DOWN IN THE MOMENT" FROM THEIR 507 00:35:07,941 --> 00:35:16,449 ALBUM, "THE FUTURE," PLEASE WELCOME BACK NATHANIEL RATELIFF & THE NIGHT SWEATS 508 00:35:19,185 --> 00:35:36,603 * * IT CAREENED AND CRASHED WHILE THE OTHERS WAVED 509 00:35:36,603 --> 00:35:43,910 AND YOU WAITED IN THE SU SO LONG WHEN YOU * * ONLY WANTED SHADE 510 00:35:43,910 --> 00:35:51,451 LET THE OLD MEN LAUG LET THE OLD MEN SAY THAT I'VE NEVER DONE NOTHING * 511 00:35:51,451 --> 00:36:03,830 * THAT WASN'T OUT OF LOVE BABY NOW THE WEIGHT THAT YOU CARR 512 00:36:03,830 --> 00:36:08,501 SEEMS SUCH A HEAVY LOAD * * WHILE YOU'RE FACE DOW IN THE MOMEN 513 00:36:08,501 --> 00:36:19,546 WAITING TO LET G * REMEMBER STANDING * 514 00:36:19,546 --> 00:36:28,621 * IN THE LIGH REMEMBER CRAWLING ALL THE WA YOU PARADED IN THE NIGHTTIME 515 00:36:28,621 --> 00:36:39,132 FOR A CLEAN GETAWAY * * YOU WERE STANDING IN THE WATER 516 00:36:39,132 --> 00:36:41,301 BUT ONLY UP TO YOUR KNEE BUT YOU KNOW * * A STRONG CURREN 517 00:36:41,301 --> 00:36:47,107 CAN ALWAYS SWEEP YOU OFF YOUR FEE YOU WERE WAITING * 518 00:36:47,107 --> 00:36:53,213 * FOR THE RIGHT TIM BUT IT COULD TAKE SO LON WHILE YOU'RE 519 00:36:53,213 --> 00:37:01,221 FACE DOWN IN THE MOMENT * * WAITING TO LET GO FACE DOWN IN THE MOMEN 520 00:37:01,221 --> 00:37:19,806 WAITING TO LET GO * * * YOU WERE FOLLOWING THE BLIN 521 00:37:19,806 --> 00:37:30,950 WHEN THEY STOLE YOUR NAM YOU WERE PLANNING A WAY OU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR WAY * 522 00:37:30,950 --> 00:37:38,258 * BENT TO A HUNCH NOW LIKE A BROKE DOWN SHOW FACE DOWN IN THE MOMEN 523 00:37:38,258 --> 00:37:50,070 JUST WAITING TO LET GO * * FACE DOWN IN THE MOMENT WAITING TO LET G 524 00:37:50,070 --> 00:37:58,144 FACE DOWN IN THE MOMEN WAITING TO LET GO * * I KEEP WAITIN 525 00:37:58,144 --> 00:38:14,227 I KEEP WAITING I KEEP WAITING YOU KEEP WAITING * 526 00:38:14,227 --> 00:38:22,535 * ON THE NIGH YOU KEEP WAITING ON YOUR PAI AND EVERY MOMENT 527 00:38:22,535 --> 00:38:28,041 THAT YOU WAIT * * NOW IS A MOMENT SLIPPED AWAY 528 00:38:28,041 --> 00:38:35,048 I THINK YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO COME OUT AND FACE * * ALL THE FEA 529 00:38:35,048 --> 00:38:37,417 YOU CAN'T EXPLAI AND ALL YOUR LIF YOU'VE BEEN FACE DOWN * 530 00:38:37,417 --> 00:38:39,386 * NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO SEE ALL YOUR LIF 531 00:38:39,386 --> 00:38:44,624 YOU'VE BEEN FACE DOWN * * NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO SEE 532 00:38:44,624 --> 00:38:48,661 ALL YOUR LIF YOU'VE BEEN FACE DOWN * * NOW IT'S TIME 533 00:38:48,661 --> 00:39:01,675 FOR YOU TO SEE SEE IT SEE IT * 534 00:39:01,675 --> 00:39:31,738 * SEE I SEE IT * * 535 00:39:31,738 --> 00:39:39,379 * FACE DOWN IN THE MOMENT WAITING TO LET G FACE DOWN IN THE MOMEN 536 00:39:39,379 --> 00:39:44,084 WAITING TO LET GO * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 537 00:39:44,084 --> 00:39:51,725 Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. OH, MY GOODNESS. OH, MY -- COME ON! 538 00:39:51,725 --> 00:39:55,662 NATHANIEL RATELIFF & THE NIGHT SWEATS THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, RIGHT 539 00:39:55,662 --> 00:40:00,700 THERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. CATCH THEM AT BALL ARENA IN DENVER THIS DECEMBER 540 00:40:00,700 --> 00:40:05,405 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY "THE FUTURE" IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 541 00:40:05,405 --> 00:40:28,828 * Jimmy: MY THANKS TO MARGOT ROBBIE, BOBBY MOYNIHAN, 542 00:40:28,828 --> 00:40:33,667 NATHANIEL RATELIFF & THE NIGHT SWEATS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 543 00:40:33,667 --> 00:40:39,239 AND OF COURSE THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 544 00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:41,508 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 545 00:40:41,508 --> 00:40:43,376 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE