1 00:00:13,113 --> 00:00:14,614 Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:14,614 --> 00:00:21,955 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:21,955 --> 00:00:26,426 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - ELI MANNING. 4 00:00:26,426 --> 00:00:30,797 CHEF JOSE ANDREAS. ANA FABREGA. COMEDIAN MICHAEL ROWLAND 5 00:00:30,797 --> 00:00:38,238 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1714 6 00:00:38,238 --> 00:00:42,342 Questlove: 1714 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:43,510 --> 00:00:44,144 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:44,144 --> 00:01:07,400 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:10,370 Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU 10 00:01:10,370 --> 00:01:12,972 I LOVE YOU PLEASE ENJOY YOURSELF. WELCOME, EVERYBODY 11 00:01:12,972 --> 00:01:16,810 WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." YOU'RE HERE. 12 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:21,081 YOU MADE IT. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 13 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:24,250 WE HAVE A BIG SHOW TONIGHT LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS WELL, GUYS, TONIGHT NEW YORK 14 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:26,119 ATTORNEY GENERAL LETITIA JAMES ANNOUNCED A LAWSUIT AGAINST FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP, AND HIS 15 00:01:26,119 --> 00:01:36,262 THREE ADULT CHILDREN FOR ALLEGEDLY COMMITTING WIDESPREAD BUSINESS FRAUD 16 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:38,998 YOU CAN TELL TRUMP IS WORRIED BECAUSE HE JUST ASKED RON DeSANTIS TO FLY HIM 17 00:01:38,998 --> 00:01:42,736 SOMEWHERE RANDOM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] 18 00:01:42,736 --> 00:01:48,308 IF TRUMP IS BEING ACCUSED OF EXAGGERATING THE VALUE OF HIS PROPERTIES, THE ATTORNEY 19 00:01:48,308 --> 00:01:50,243 GENERAL CITED A FEW EXAMPLES ONE OF THEM BEING THAT JUMP SAID MAR-A-LAGO IS WORTH 20 00:01:50,243 --> 00:01:58,351 $739 MILLION, BUT IT WAS ONLY APPRAISED AT $75 MILLION [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 21 00:01:58,351 --> 00:02:00,553 TRUMP WAS LIKE, TECHNICALLY, WITH ALL THE CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS, IT IS WORTH 22 00:02:00,553 --> 00:02:10,597 $739 MILLION [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YOU TOOK IT OUT. 23 00:02:10,597 --> 00:02:14,100 YEP, $739 MILLION, ALMOST TEN TIMES THE ACTUAL VALUE TRUMP WAS GOING TO PUT DOWN 24 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:20,073 $740 MILLION, BUT HE DIDN'T WANT TO AROUSE SUSPENSION. [ LAUGHTER ] 25 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:22,409 IN RESPONSE TO THE ALLEGED FRAUD, THE STATE OF NEW YORK IS NOW SUING TRUMP FOR 26 00:02:22,409 --> 00:02:29,416 $250 MILLION TRUMP WAS LIKE, "$250 MILLION? THAT'S HOW MUCH MY FISH TANK IS 27 00:02:29,416 --> 00:02:33,086 APPRAISED FOR. [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT. 28 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:35,121 JUST TAKE THE TANK." YES, TRUMP EXAGGERATED THE SIZE OF HIS WEALTH, HIS APARTMENT, 29 00:02:35,121 --> 00:02:38,925 HIS PROPERTIES IT'S THE FIRST TIME HE'S EVER LIED ABOUT HOW BIG SOMETHING 30 00:02:38,925 --> 00:02:44,831 IS [ LAUGHTER ] OTHER THAN HIS INAUGURATION 31 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:53,873 CROWD, HIS VOTE TOTAL, AND HIS NIGHT WITH STORMY DANIELS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 32 00:02:53,873 --> 00:03:00,213 "TAKE THE FISHTANK TAKE THE TANK. I HATE TO SEE IT GO. 33 00:03:00,213 --> 00:03:02,048 YEP, THE ATTORNEY GENERAL LAID OUT ALL THE DETAILS OF TRUMP'S ALLEGED FRAUD, AND THEN SHE 34 00:03:02,048 --> 00:03:03,249 ALLEGED FRAUD, AND THEN SHE ENDED HER PRESS CONFERENCE BY SAYING THIS -- 35 00:03:04,651 --> 00:03:05,352 YOU DO NOT HAVE DOES NOT AMOUNT 36 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:17,931 TO "THE ART OF THE DEAL. IT'S THE ART OF THE STEAL. Jimmy: OOH. 37 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:21,768 THAT'S A BURN. Steve: OOH. Jimmy: THAT'S AN 38 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:23,937 ACCIDENTALLY LOCKING YOURSELF IN A TANNING BED BURN. [ LAUGHTER ] 39 00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:29,943 "HELP, HELP. SOME MORE BIG NEWS FROM HERE IN NEW YORK 40 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:33,346 THIS MORNING PRESIDENT BIDEN ADDRESSED THE U.N. GENERAL ASSEMBLY 41 00:03:33,346 --> 00:03:35,782 IN HIS 30-MINUTE SPEECH, BIDEN SAID WE NEED PEACE BETWEEN RUSSIA AND UKRAINE IN EUROPE 42 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:41,654 AND ALSO RACHEL AND TINO ON "THE BACHELORETTE. WE NEED PEACE. 43 00:03:41,654 --> 00:03:44,924 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEP, BIDEN SPENT A GOOD PORTION OF HIS SPEECH ON RUSSIA. 44 00:03:44,924 --> 00:03:48,428 YOU CAN TELL HE WAS SERIOUS BECAUSE HE WAS DOING THAT WEIRD WHISPER THING. 45 00:03:48,428 --> 00:03:54,334 "THAT'S WHY WE DO EVERYTHING TO DEFEAT RUSSIA. I LIKE THAT WHISPER THING HE 46 00:03:54,334 --> 00:03:57,404 DOES [ WHISPERING ] "WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO RAISE 47 00:03:57,404 --> 00:04:03,176 MONEY THE WHOLE TIME - BUILDING MORE BRIDGES! [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 48 00:04:03,176 --> 00:04:05,712 SPEAKING OF RUSSIA, TODAY VLADIMIR PUTIN ASKED FOR 300,000 MORE TROOPS IN UKRAINE, 49 00:04:05,712 --> 00:04:12,185 AND HINTED THAT HE HASN'T RULED OUT A NUCLEAR RESPONSE THE ONLY THING MISSING FROM 50 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:17,624 PUTIN'S SPEECH WAS A CAT FOR HIM TO PET THE WHOLE TIME. EVEN KIM JONG-UN CALLED, HE 51 00:04:17,624 --> 00:04:20,460 SAID, "DUDE, YOU'RE SCARING ME WHAT'S UP? [ LAUGHTER ] 52 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:24,064 LET'S SWITCH GEARS GUYS, I HEARD THAT YOUTUBE'S DISLIKE AND NOT INTERESTED 53 00:04:24,064 --> 00:04:30,970 BUTTONS DON'T ACTUALLY STOP THE PLATFORM FROM SHOWING YOU SIMILAR CONTENT. 54 00:04:30,970 --> 00:04:34,240 THEY'RE BASICALLY THE ELEVATOR DOOR CLOSE BUTTONS OF THE INTERNET 55 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:38,945 [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: HE'S COMING, HE'S COMING 56 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:44,851 Jimmy: SORRY. I WISH I COULD -- HI, HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND 57 00:04:44,851 --> 00:04:48,455 SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS. APPARENTLY "HOUSE OF THE DRAGON" IS AVERAGING 29 MILLION 58 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:53,259 VIEWERS PER EPISODE. BUT NOW I THINK ALL THE NETWORKS ARE TRYING TO GET IN 59 00:04:53,259 --> 00:04:56,329 ON THE ACITON. I WATCHED CNN THIS MORNING WOLF BLITZER LOOKS A LITTLE 60 00:04:56,329 --> 00:04:58,732 DIFFERENT. TAKE A LOOK. DO YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING 61 00:04:58,732 --> 00:05:02,435 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY'RE ALL TRYING TO DO IT. Steve: IT'S CRAZY 62 00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:05,505 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH HEY, GUYS, I READ THAT AMERICAN 63 00:05:05,505 --> 00:05:07,240 AIRLINES JUST ANNOUNCED HACKERS ACCESSED THE PERSONAL INFORMATION OF SOME OF THEIR 64 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:10,710 CUSTOMERS. BUT YOU CAN LOOK AT IT THIS WAY, WHEN THEY USE YOUR CREDIT 65 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:15,181 CARD, YOU STILL GET MILES. [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, SPEAKING OF 66 00:05:15,181 --> 00:05:17,050 AIRLINES, I SAW THAT SOUTHWEST SURPRISED A FULL FLIGHT WITH UKELELE LESSONS ON A TRIP FROM 67 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:27,360 CALIFORNIA TO HAWAII TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] 68 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:30,330 A PERSON IN FRONT OF THE EMERGENCY EXIT WAS LIKE, "THIS COUNTS, RIGHT? 69 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:33,600 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THEY DIDN'T JUST CLAP WHEN THAT PLANE LANDED 70 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:38,071 THEY GAVE HIM A STANDING OVATION. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, EVERYONE 71 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:42,075 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 72 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:42,308 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN COME ON. 73 00:05:42,609 --> 00:05:49,349 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 74 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:54,254 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE 75 00:05:54,254 --> 00:05:56,823 FOR YOU TONIGHT. HE IS THE HOST OF "THE ELI MANNING SHOW," TWO-TIME 76 00:05:56,823 --> 00:06:03,763 SUPER BOWL MVP, AND NEW YORK GIANTS LEGEND. ELI MANNING IS HERE. 77 00:06:03,763 --> 00:06:10,704 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Steve: LOVE IT. Jimmy: HE IS THE FOUNDER OF 78 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:15,575 WORLD CENTRAL KITCHEN, WHICH DELIVERS MEALS TO MILLIONS OF PEOPLE IN NEED 79 00:06:15,575 --> 00:06:19,079 SO FAR IN UKRAINE ALONE, HE'S SERVED 160 MILLION MEALS Steve: WOW. 80 00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:21,815 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THE GUYS UNBELIEVABLE 81 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:26,720 YOU ALMOST FORGET THAT HE'S ONE OF THE BEST CHEFS IN THE WORLD CHEF JOSE ANDRES IS ON THE SHOW 82 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:31,057 TONIGHT. Steve: COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 83 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:35,562 Jimmy: PLUS, SHE'S ONE OF THE STARS AND CREATORS OF THE HBO SERIES "LOS ESPOOKYS." 84 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:40,734 ANA FABREGA IS HERE TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT GREAT STANDUP 85 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:45,839 FROM MICHAEL ROWLAND, EVERYBODY IS ON THE SHOW, VERY FUNNY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 86 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:50,210 "IN THE MINIVAN" WITH MAX AND MIKE GUYS, YESTERDAY WE LAUNCHED 87 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:53,813 SOMETHING VERY COOL. SOMETHING THAT'S NEVER BEEN DONE WITH THE LATE NIGHT SHOW. 88 00:06:53,813 --> 00:06:57,751 WE TOOK "TONIGHT SHOW" OUT OF THE REAL WORLD, AND BROUGHT IT INTO FORTNITE. 89 00:06:57,751 --> 00:07:02,589 YEAH, WE PARTNERED UP WITH SAMSUNG TO DO THIS WE WANTED TO DO IT RIGHT 90 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:06,292 SO WITH THE HELP OF SAMSUNG GALAXY'S DEVICES, WE CREATED ROCKEFELLER CENTER, THE 30 ROCK 91 00:07:06,292 --> 00:07:10,897 BUILDING, OUR STUDIO, STUDIO 6B, AND WE BUILT IT ALL IN FORTNITE 92 00:07:10,897 --> 00:07:14,834 IT IS CALLED "TONIGHT AT THE ROCK" POWERED BY SAMSUNG GALAXY 93 00:07:14,834 --> 00:07:21,708 AND THE ATTENTION TO DETAIL IS MIND BLOWING IT'S LIKE YOU'RE RIGHT THERE -- 94 00:07:21,708 --> 00:07:25,211 LOOK ISN'T THIS WILD? YOU CAN WALK AROUND. 95 00:07:25,211 --> 00:07:27,614 YOU CAN EXPLORE STUFF. BUT THERE'S ALSO A BUNCH OF MINIGAMES IN THERE YOU CAN 96 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:30,116 PLAY THERE'S AN ESCAPE ROOM THERE'S A TAXI RACE. 97 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:35,055 YOU CAN PLAY THEM ALL WITH HELP OF A GALAXY Z-FOLD 4, WATCH 5, BUZZ 2 PRO, AND TAB S-8 ULTRA. 98 00:07:35,055 --> 00:07:37,457 ANYWAY, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO PLAY ONE OF THE FORTNITE GAMES IN REAL LIFE 99 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:40,627 SO, EARLIER TODAY I GOT TOGETHER WITH ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS GAMERS IN THE WORLD, 100 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:45,065 BUGHA. AND WE TOOK ONE OF OUR FORTNITE MINI GAMES INTO THE REAL WORLD 101 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:47,133 MINI GAMES INTO THE REAL WORLD CHECK IT OUT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 102 00:07:48,735 --> 00:07:49,569 I'M JIMMY FALLON 103 00:07:49,569 --> 00:07:51,438 I'M HERE WITH "FORTNITE" WORLD CUP CHAMPION BUGHA, AND WE'RE GOING TO PLAY GIANT PONG WHICH 104 00:07:51,438 --> 00:07:53,106 YOU CAN FIND ON THE NEW "'TONIGHT SHOW' TONIGHT AT THE ROCK EXPERIENCE ON FORTNITE. 105 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:59,312 BUT FIRST, WE NEED SOME PRACTICE LET'S GO 106 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:03,583 IS THAT YOU? DORF DAD RUNNING BEHIND ME WHAT ARE YOU DOING BEHIND ME 107 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:07,520 STOP DOING THAT. HOW DO WE PLAY GIANT PONG? RIDE ON THIS PORTAL 108 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:10,023 Jimmy: YEP. WE HOP ON Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 109 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:15,829 WE EACH GET TEN SECONDS HERE THAT'S YOUR FIRST SHOT * 110 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:20,200 IT HAPPENS. IT HAPPENS * 111 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,168 Jimmy: OOH, THIS ONE HAS POTENTIAL! ARE YOU KIDDING ME 112 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:26,639 HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE TO JUST LAY ON THE SIDE OF A CUP? DID I GET IT 113 00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:33,313 OH, YEAH, POWER UP GALAXY WATCH 5 GPS POWER UP. ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO GIVE 114 00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:35,715 YOU THE WIN ON THAT. BUT HOW ABOUT WE GO PLAY GIANT PONG IN REAL LIFE? 115 00:08:35,715 --> 00:08:37,584 LET'S DO IT Jimmy: WE ARE ON THE ROOF GARDEN HERE AT ROCKEFELLER 116 00:08:37,584 --> 00:08:39,319 CENTER, AND BUGHA AND I ARE ABOUT TO COMPETE IN REAL LIFE GIANT PONG 117 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:45,225 WE EACH HAVE 10 BALLS. IF YOU GET ONE IN THE CUP IT'S ONE POINT. 118 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:48,928 WE ALSO CREATED OUR OWN REAL-LIFE GALAXY POWER UP RING IF YOU GET IT THROUGH THERE, 119 00:08:48,928 --> 00:08:52,532 IT'S TWO POINTS. LET'S DO THIS. BUGHA, ARE YOU GOING FOR THE 120 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:56,903 CUP OR THE TWO POINTS? I'M GOING FOR THE CUP Jimmy: OKAY 121 00:08:56,903 --> 00:08:58,571 WHAT? Jimmy: I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO DO IT. 122 00:08:58,571 --> 00:09:05,011 LIKE THIS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OH 123 00:09:05,011 --> 00:09:16,690 JUST LIKE THAT OOH, 1-1 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 124 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:19,859 YOU CAN MISS THIS ONE. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT YOU CAN RELAX. 125 00:09:19,859 --> 00:09:26,766 YOU CAN RELAX! I GOT TO GO FOR TWO. I GOT TO GO FOR TWO. 126 00:09:26,766 --> 00:09:33,873 THERE IT IS THERE IT IS. [ LAUGHTER ] 127 00:09:33,873 --> 00:09:39,112 Jimmy: HASTAG, HELP ME HERE YEAH, YEAH, YEAH HE'S CONTESTING THE SHOT. 128 00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:45,352 Jimmy: OH, HOW? I CAN'T BEAT THIS GUY. THE CHAMPION, BUGHA! 129 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:47,954 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE THE GIANT PONG CHAMP. CONGRATULATIONS, BUDDY 130 00:09:47,954 --> 00:09:53,426 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT UNFORTUNATELY, THE ONLY REPLAY WE CAN SHOW IS THIS ONE 131 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:57,263 THERE IT IS Jimmy: THERE YOU GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 132 00:09:57,263 --> 00:10:01,401 MY THANKS -- IT IS SO COOL IT'S REALLY FUN TO PLAY. MY THANKS TO SAMSUNG, FORTNITE, 133 00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:05,705 AND BUGHA FOR DOING THAT "TONIGHT AT THE ROCK POWERED BY SAMSUNG GALAXY" IS AVAILABLE 134 00:10:05,705 --> 00:10:08,908 NOW. SCAN THIS QR CODE RIGHT NOW -- I KNOW YOU'VE GOT YOUR PHONES 135 00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:14,981 ON YOU OR YOU CAN GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/TONIGHTATTHEROCK 136 00:10:14,981 --> 00:10:17,150 IT'S REALLY FUN, EVERYBODY CHECK IT OUT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 137 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:19,986 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ELI MANNING. COME ON BACK 138 00:10:19,986 --> 00:10:27,427 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * I PULL OVER, GET SOME WATER, 139 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:29,429 GET SOME SNACKS. GO INTO A STORE AND -- YOU KNOW I GET TO THE COUNTER AND THE 140 00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:36,703 I GET TO THE COUNTER AND THE GUY LOOKS AT ME GOES, "ARE YOU WHO I THINK YOU ARE? 141 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:56,489 A TWO-TIME SUPER BOWL MVP AND A NEW YORK GIANTS LEGEND HE'S THE HOST OF "THE 142 00:10:56,489 --> 00:11:01,061 ELI MANNING SHOW," WHICH IS AVAILABLE TO STREAM ON THE GIANTS YOUTUBE CHANNEL 143 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,762 AVAILABLE TO STREAM ON THE GIANTS YOUTUBE CHANNEL PLEASE WELCOME ELI MANNING 144 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:21,281 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THANK YOU, THANK YOU, 145 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:25,652 THANK YOU. WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW YEAH, THEY LOVE YOU, BUDDY 146 00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:32,525 WE GO BACK A LONG WAYS DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME WE HUNG OUT? 147 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,928 THE DERBY Jimmy: KENTUCKY DERBY KENTUCKY DERBY. 148 00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:39,432 Jimmy: I WAS ON STAGE I WAS DATING MY NOW-WIFE I WAS DATING HER 149 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:41,501 AND I JUMPED ON THE STAGE, AND I WAS SINGING WITH THE BAND OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 150 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:44,337 YOU SING? NO Jimmy: YEAH, TWIST MY ARM 151 00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:48,708 I WAS DOING -- IT WAS YELLING, REALLY AND I GOT OFF STAGE -- WHERE 152 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,011 DOES - YOU GO, "YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS SO COOL, MAN. 153 00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:52,812 SHE'S OVER THERE HANGING WITH THE MANNING BROTHERS." AND SHE WAS CHUGGING A BOTTLE 154 00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:55,815 OF VODKA YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 155 00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:58,551 THAT'S WHAT WE DO? Jimmy: I GO, "HONEY, YOU DON'T DO THAT. 156 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,420 SHE'S LIKE, "THOSE GUYS ARE JUST SO FUN. OH, MY GOSH. 157 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:03,790 I DIDN'T SEE HER THE NEXT DAY AT THE DERBY Jimmy: SHE DIDN'T MAKE IT TO 158 00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:06,760 THE DERBY. NO, NO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 159 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,595 RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE THE NUMBER ONE TRENDING VIDEO ON THE INTERNET, BY THE WAY 160 00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:11,131 CONGRATULATIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU 161 00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:17,904 Jimmy: THIS IS REALLY FUNNY YOU DID THIS WITH OMAHA PRODUCTIONS. 162 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:19,639 YOU WORE A DISGUISE AND TRIED OUT AS A WALK-ON FOR THE PENN STATE FOOTBALL TEAM 163 00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:25,979 YEAH, YEAH, CHAD POWERS Jimmy: CHAD POWERS. CAN I JUST SHOW EVERYONE 164 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:28,281 THIS IS CHAD POWERS. OH, YES, THAT'S A A GOOD-LOOKING MAN RIGHT THERE 165 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,250 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. 166 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,651 EVERYONE A CLIP. THIS IS REALLY GOOD. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 167 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,319 HEY 168 00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:36,089 I'M CHAD POWERS. THINK FAST, RUN FAST THINK FAST, RUN FAST 169 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,691 IF LOOK UP ARM IN THE DICTIONARY, THERE'S PICTURE OF CHAD 170 00:12:37,691 --> 00:12:41,728 CHAD POWERS. YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING LIKE HIM. 171 00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:46,666 I WANT TO SIGHT THE CHAD POWERS GUY. I THINK I SEE SOMETHING IN HIM 172 00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:48,935 CHAD POWERS, YOU'RE INELIGIBLE THOUGHT I HAD IT BOYS 173 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:55,942 SORRY. I'M JUST A 41-YEAR-OLD WHO JUST WANTS TO PLAY BALL, MAN. 174 00:12:55,942 --> 00:13:04,250 LET'S TRY TO GET BACK OUT THERE, PLAY SOME BALL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 175 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:06,252 Jimmy: COME ON. THAT WAS SO FUN. FIRST OF ALL, HOW -- HOW DID 176 00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:10,824 CHAD POWERS -- HOW DID YOU PULL THIS OFF WHO KNEW 177 00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:13,526 WELL, I MEAN, I THINK JUST A GREAT FLOW, A MUSTACHE, AND A -- 178 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:16,730 Jimmy: NO, YEAH A GREAT NAME, A LOT OF GOOD THINGS HAPPEN. 179 00:13:16,730 --> 00:13:19,766 Jimmy: HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH CHAD POWERS WELL, HE'S GOT TWO -- REALLY 180 00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:23,603 THREE GREAT UNCLES HE'S GOT AUSTIN POWERS [ LAUGHTER ] 181 00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:26,673 Jimmy: WHAT A GREAT BACKSTORY. HE'S GOT KENNY POWERS 182 00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:30,810 AND THEN UNCLE RICO. THERE'S A COMBINATION THERE. Jimmy: BUT DID PEOPLE FREAK 183 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:35,081 OUT? BE LIKE, "HEY, I'M ACTUALLY THREATENED BY CHAD POWERS. 184 00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:37,384 OH YEAH, NO, I WAS SLINGING IT Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE YOU 185 00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:39,786 WERE I CAN ACTUALLY THROW IT SEE, I CAN REALLY THROW IT 186 00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:41,955 HE WAS A GOOD PLAYER HE WOULD HAVE MADE THE TEAM, BUT HE'S INELIGIBLE. 187 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:45,358 Jimmy: I WAS TELLING YOU BACKSTAGE AGO, THAT WAS COOL YOU DO THAT. 188 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:49,929 AND I SAID, "HAVE YOU EVER BEEN RECOGNIZED FOR A DIFFERENT CELEBRITY. 189 00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:54,100 AND YOU SAID A LOT A LOT Jimmy: IT COMES UP ALL THE 190 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:56,403 TIME IT COMES UP ALL THE TIME. JUST NOT TOO LONG AGO, THIS 191 00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:59,673 SUMMER I'M TAKING THE GIRLS FISHING. WE'RE KIND OF DRIVING. 192 00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:01,307 AND I PULL OVER TO GET SOME WATER, GET SOME SNACKS, GO INTO A STORE. 193 00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:03,843 AND, YOU KNOW, I GET TO THE COUNTER. AND THE GUY LOOKS AT ME AND 194 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:08,748 GOES, "ARE YOU WHO I THINK YOU ARE? I'M LIKE, "YEAH, I THINK SO. 195 00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:14,220 HE GOES, "OH, MY GOSH, MICHAEL PHELPS IS ANY STORE! [ LAUGHTER ] 196 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:18,158 HE'S LIKE, "YO, EVERYBODY! COME OUT, IT'S MICHAEL PHELPS. I'M LIKE, "WHOAH, NO, NO, NO 197 00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:20,894 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE [ SAD TUBA ] I'M NOT MICHAEL PHELPS." 198 00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:24,431 HE'S LIKE, "SO YOU LIED TO ME? I'M LIKE, "NO. I JUST THOUGHT WHO YOU THOUGHT 199 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:31,471 I WAS IS NOT WHO I AM AND YOU THOUGHT I WAS NOT WHO YOU THINK I THOUGHT I WERE OR WHATEVER 200 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:35,975 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, YOU CAN KIND OF 201 00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:40,680 DO IT. THAT WAS LIKE BLUE STEEL. Jimmy: YEAH, BLUE STEEL 202 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:44,584 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR SHOW, BUT I ALSO WANT TO TALK ABOUT FOOTBALL 203 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,353 OF COURSE, THE BIG STORY IS EVERYBODY IS TALKING ABOUT IS TOM BRADY. 204 00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:49,622 HE'S BACK. HE RETIRED THEN HE DIDN'T RETIRE. 205 00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:53,560 DID YOU KNOW THAT HE WAS - I HAD A FEELING I SAW HIM NOT TOO LONG AFTER HE 206 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:56,796 RETIRED. AND -- "HEY, CONGRATULATIONS." HE WAS LIKE, "WELL, YOU NEVER 207 00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:59,799 KNOW LIKE, I'M STILL WORKING OUT A LITTLE BIT." 208 00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:01,534 I'M LIKE, "OH, YEAH, HE'S COMING BACK. [ LAUGHTER ] 209 00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:03,503 100% Jimmy: BUT WHEN YOU RETIRED -- 210 00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:06,840 I KNEW. I WAS LIKE, "I AM NOT DOING ANYTHING 211 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:10,176 I'M TAKING A MONTH, I'M TAKING TWO MONTHS OFF I'M NOT GOING TO TRAIN 212 00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:13,446 LIKE, I JUST WANT TO RELAX." AND, YOU KNOW, WHEN I SAW HE WAS LIKE - 213 00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:17,617 I MEAN, I KNEW 1,000% I WAS NOT PLAYING FOOTBALL IF THERE'S LIKE A 10% CHANCE OR 214 00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:22,655 A 2% CHANCE, THEN YOU'RE COMING BACK Jimmy: YEAH 215 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,391 I KNOW YOU'RE FRIENDLY WITH HIM, BUT DO YOU EVER REMIND TOM THAT YOU'RE THE ONLY 216 00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:28,228 QUARTERBACK IN NFL HISTORY TO BEAT HIM TWICE IN THE SUPER BOWL 217 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:32,065 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I DID NOT, I DID NOT. Jimmy: I'M JUST SAYING, IT'S 218 00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:36,736 SOMETHING THAT MIGHT COME UP I SEE TOM, I SEE TOM. AND WE'RE FRIENDLY 219 00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:40,240 AND I NEVER BRING IT UP TO HIM BECAUSE I MEAN THE GUY'S GOT SEVEN SUPER BOWL RINGS 220 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:43,743 HE'S MVP IT'S LIKE, I HAVE NO BRAGGING RIGHTS ANYWHERE NEAR HIM 221 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,912 BUT HE - Jimmy: HE'S GOT THREE MORE FINGERS. 222 00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:51,951 HE WILL BRING UP THE 2007 GAME WHEN THEY WERE UNDEFEATED 223 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,820 THEY WOULD HAVE GONE DOWN AS THE GREATEST TEAM OF ALL TIME AND GO UNDEFEATED, AND HE CAN'T 224 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:59,693 SAY THAT NOW AND HE BLAMES ME [ LAUGHTER ] 225 00:15:59,693 --> 00:16:02,028 I'M OKAY WITH THAT I CAN ACCEPT THAT. I TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM, YOU 226 00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:05,065 KNOW Jimmy: SO, "THE ELI MANNING SHOW." 227 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:07,233 YES Jimmy: IT'S BACK FOR A SECOND SEASON. 228 00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:11,037 GROUNDBREAKING SHOW. YES Jimmy: TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS 229 00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:14,341 DESCRIBE WHAT HAPPENS ON THE SHOW OKAY. 230 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,876 SO, IT'S REALLY A NEW CONCEPT. I DON'T THINK IT'S EVER BEEN DONE BEFORE. 231 00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:21,247 I'M A HOST AND I HAVE A SHOW AND I INVITE GUESTS ON AND THEY COME AND THEY SIT IN A CHAIR 232 00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:27,454 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I'LL ASK THEM QUESTIONS. SOMETIMES THEY'RE PROMOTING 233 00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:31,958 SOMETHING, A SHOW, A MOVIE SOMETIMES WE DO SKITS AND GET DIFFERENT GAMES OR SING SONGS. 234 00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:34,127 Jimmy: WOW. WOW. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF 235 00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:37,397 ANYTHING LIKE THIS Jimmy: NO, I'VE NEVER HEARD OF ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN MY 236 00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:38,932 LIFE [ LAUGHTER ] "THE ELI MANNING SHOW. 237 00:16:38,932 --> 00:16:40,934 IT'S ORIGINAL IT'S ORIGINAL. Jimmy: YEAH, THE TITLE IS 238 00:16:40,934 --> 00:16:43,103 GOOD WE GET A LOT OF GIANTS FANS A LOT OF GIANTS FANS 239 00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:45,405 Jimmy: EXACTLY. NEW TITLE Jimmy: IS IT HARD FOR YOU 240 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:47,207 TO - IT'S INTERESTING, IT'S A A DIFFERENT THING TO BE A TALK 241 00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:52,178 SHOW HOST FROM BEING A A QUARTERBACK? YEAH, IT IS HARD. 242 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,748 I THINK IT'S A NATURAL -- IT'S A NATURAL PROGRESSION. Jimmy: IT'S A NORMAL, 243 00:16:54,748 --> 00:16:57,784 NATURAL THING. YOU'RE VERY GOOD AT IT SEASON ONE YOU HAD SOME GIANT 244 00:16:57,784 --> 00:17:01,121 NAMES ON THERE YES Jimmy: AND IT'S SEASON TWO, 245 00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:03,857 WHO DO YOU GOT COMING UP FOR THIS SEASON? WELL, WE HAVE RYAN REYNOLDS 246 00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,825 Jimmy: GOOD WE HAVE BILL MURRAY YEAH, WE HAD BILL MURRAY LAST 247 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,460 YEAR WE HAVE YOU. YOU'RE COMING ON 248 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:10,330 Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT I'M VERY EXCITED [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 249 00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,432 YEAH. Jimmy: I'M VERY EXCITED WE'RE GOING TO PLAY SOME CORN 250 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:14,267 HOLE CORN HOLE, LET'S GO Jimmy: LET'S GO FOR IT, 251 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:16,102 BUDDY. YOU'RE GOING TO GO DOWN. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 252 00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:18,038 HERE'S A PEEK AT "THE ELI MANNING SHOW." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 253 00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:20,807 CAN WE GET TWO REGULAR HOT DOGS TWO REGULAR HOT DOGS COMING 254 00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:25,078 UP ONIONS, REGULAR ONIONS LOOK AT THIS 255 00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:27,580 BOOM, BOOM, BOOM WAIT, I HAVE A QUESTION. HAVE YOU HEARD THAT "THE 256 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:31,084 ELI MANNING SHOW" IS COMING BACK FOR SEASON TWO? THE WHAT? 257 00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:34,054 "THE ELI MANNING SHOW." YOU HAVEN'T SEEN "THE ELI MANNING SHOW?" 258 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:37,424 WHAT IS IT ON I DON'T KNOW. DON'T ASK ME THE HARD QUESTIONS 259 00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:41,695 LIKE THAT. IT'S ON YOUTUBE. WE'LL LOOK IT UP. 260 00:17:41,695 --> 00:17:48,902 PRETZELS AND HOT DOGS PRETZELS AND HOT DOGS. HOW YOU DOING, SIR 261 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:54,574 HOT DOG? [ LAUGHTER ] [ SAD TUBA ] 262 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:57,877 Jimmy: HE STILL WINS! THAT HURT YOU RIGHT THERE. ELI MANNING, EVERYBODY 263 00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:03,350 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CHECK OUT "THE ELI MANNING SHOW" STREAMING NOW ON THE 264 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,418 GIANTS YOUTUBE CHANNEL WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CHEF JOSE ANDRES 265 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:14,160 STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 266 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:19,065 BUT I REMEMBER I ATE -- I TOOK A BITE OF THIS AND YOU SAID, "JIMMY, YOU'RE EATING IT WRONG 267 00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:21,568 AND I GO, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN? AND YOU GO, "WHEN YOU EAT FOOD THIS GOOD, YOU HAVE TO CLOSE 268 00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:40,153 YOUR EYES. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS ONE 269 00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:46,493 OF THE GREATEST CHEFS IN THE WORLD, AND THE FOUNDER OF WORLD CENTRAL KITCHEN, WHICH HAS 270 00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:49,329 SERVED MILLIONS OF MEALS TO PEOPLE IN NEED PLEASE WELCOME OUR PAL, CHEF 271 00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:49,629 PEOPLE IN NEED PLEASE WELCOME OUR PAL, CHEF JOSE ANDRES. 272 00:18:57,570 --> 00:19:04,310 * Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M 273 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,846 TALKING ABOUT. COME ON, BUDDY THE ROOTS, COME ON 274 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:10,316 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON, BUD HI. 275 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,752 Jimmy: WELCOME, WELCOME BACK WE HAVE SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT. 276 00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:17,123 HOW'S THE FAMILY, BY THE WAY, FIRST OF ALL FAMILY, AMAZING, MY THREE 277 00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:21,594 DAUGHTERS THRIVING WE CAME BACK FROM A SUMMER IN SPAIN. 278 00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:24,097 Jimmy: AND YOU ZOOMED WITH ME FROM SPAIN. THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT, BY 279 00:19:24,097 --> 00:19:26,199 THE WAY. YUP Jimmy: AND I JUST GOT TO SEE 280 00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:28,802 HOW FUN YOU ARE WITH THE WHOLE FAM. HERE THEY ARE, ACTUALLY. 281 00:19:28,802 --> 00:19:30,770 I HAVE A PICTURE OF YOU AND THE FAMILY OH, THIS IS -- YOUR DAUGHTER'S 282 00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:33,406 GRADUATED? YEP Jimmy: YEAH, LOOK AT THAT 283 00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:35,909 COME ON. INES, CARLOTA, LUCIA. I GAVE THE SPEECH ON HER 284 00:19:35,909 --> 00:19:41,815 GRADUATION -- ON MY YOUNGEST Jimmy: OH REALLY? AT THE SCHOOL? 285 00:19:41,815 --> 00:19:48,688 AND I WAS SO SUPER-NERVOUS, BECAUSE MY DAUGHTER KIND OF INTRODUCED ME TO EVERYBODY 286 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:53,960 SHE GOES IN THE SPEECH AND SHE SAYS, "WELL, MY DAD, YOU MAY THINK IS A GOOD DADDY, BUT HE 287 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:57,130 NEVER LET US ORDER FOOD FROM THE KIDS' MENU IN THE RESTAURANT." 288 00:19:57,130 --> 00:19:59,399 [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE - REALLY 289 00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:04,337 THIS WAS THE NICEST THING YOU CAN SAY ABOUT ME [ LAUGHTER ] 290 00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:06,306 ANYWAY, DAUGHTERS -- I LOVE MY DAUGHTERS. Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE, 291 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:10,677 YEAH I WANT TO TALK ABOUT WORLD CENTRAL KITCHEN, BECAUSE WE'VE 292 00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:14,514 DONE -- WE WERE TOGETHER IN PUERTO RICO. AND SADLY, PUERTO RICO GOT HIT 293 00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:19,953 WITH ANOTHER HURRICANE NOW IT IS ROUGH. BUT, I -- WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR 294 00:20:19,953 --> 00:20:25,992 SO MANY PEOPLE, I MEAN, I THINK THE FIRST ONE, MAYBE, WAS THAT BAHAMAS? 295 00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:28,495 THE FIRST TIME -- WELL, BAHAMAS WAS A BIG ONE. WE DID OVER 3 MILLION MEALS 296 00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:34,734 WITH 14 ISLANDS, BUT WE BEGAN REALLY IN HAITI IN 2 2010 AFTER THE EARTHQUAKE. 297 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,703 AND THIS WAS VERY SIMPLE IT'S NOT ME. IT'S THE PEOPLE. 298 00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:42,709 YES, I GO, AND I TELL EVERYBODY "LET'S COOK. LET'S FEED ANYBODY THAT 299 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:45,211 NEEDS -- NEEDS OUR HELP. AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED 300 00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:50,016 EVERYBODY WANTS TO JOIN THIS SIMPLE IDEA. BIG PROBLEMS, ACTUALLY THEY 301 00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:52,752 HAVE VERY SIMPLE SOLUTIONS COOKS, WHAT DO WE DO WE START COOKING, AND WE START 302 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:56,022 FEEDING. YOU SEE, WE CAN DO IT WHEN WE ALL COME TOGETHER. 303 00:20:56,022 --> 00:21:00,727 THAT'S WHAT WE'VE BEEN DOING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: IT'S AMAZING WHAT 304 00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:04,064 YOU'RE DOING WE WERE TOGETHER -- WE WERE TOGETHER IN PUERTO RICO, AND WE 305 00:21:04,064 --> 00:21:11,071 WERE EATING PASTELITOS YOU KNOW, YOU SHOW UP AND SPEND THERE, MANY DAYS DOING A 306 00:21:11,071 --> 00:21:16,376 A SHOW, SHOWING THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE OF PUERTO RICO COMING BACK, COMING TOGETHER. 307 00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:19,546 THAT YOU TOOK THE STEP TO LEAVE YOUR STUDIO, SHOW UP IN PUERTO RICO, AND GIVE LOVE AND 308 00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:24,884 HOPE AND SHOW ALL AMERICA AND ALL THE WORLD HOW AMAZING THESE PEOPLE ARE, THAT WAS AMAZING 309 00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:26,986 SO, THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: IT WAS JUST -- 310 00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:33,626 OBVIOUSLY -- YOU FEEL IT. YOU FEEL IT WITH THE PEOPLE 311 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:41,101 WHEN YOU SEE EVERYONE, AND WHEN YOU GET THERE. AND PUERTO RICO IS SO 312 00:21:41,101 --> 00:21:43,169 BEAUTIFUL. GO VISIT TOURISM IS SUCH A PART OF THEIR 313 00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:45,572 ECONOMY, SO PLEASE GO VISIT PUERTO RICO. BUT I REMEMBER I ATE -- I TOOK 314 00:21:45,572 --> 00:21:48,274 A BITE OF THIS AND YOU SAID, "JIMMY, YOU'RE EATING IT WRONG AND I GO, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 315 00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:51,678 AND YOU GO, "WHEN YOU EAT FOOD THIS GOOD, YOU HAVE TO CLOSE YOUR EYES. 316 00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:54,748 [ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, HE WAS NOT CLOSING HIS EYES 317 00:21:54,748 --> 00:21:59,119 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT'S SO FUNNY. AND HE'S JUST EATING IT WITH 318 00:21:59,119 --> 00:22:02,188 HIS OPEN EYES. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: "HIS OPEN EYES"? 319 00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:04,691 YEAH HE LOOK LIKE A SHARK. I MEAN, I LIKE SHARKS. 320 00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:07,427 [ LAUGHTER ] SHARKS ARE GOOD PEOPLE, BELIEVE ME 321 00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:10,930 BUT, I MEAN -- Jimmy: RIDICULOUS BUT HE'S THERE, HE'S EATING, 322 00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:14,100 AND THE WOMAN ARE LOOKING LIKE, "WHAT'S HAPPENING THERE? "I DON'T KNOW. 323 00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:16,169 I SAY "JIMMY, CAN YOU SHOW SOME EMOTION? I MEAN - 324 00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:19,539 Jimmy: COME ON. SHOW ME SOME -- "MM." YOU DID GREAT IN THE SECOND 325 00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:21,508 TRY. Jimmy: LOOK AT YOU NOW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 326 00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:24,577 I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE, LIKE, AN ACTOR NOW. 'CAUSE NOW I LOOK AT YOU -- 327 00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:27,647 'CAUSE YOU'RE IN A CARTOON, AND NOW YOU'RE A BIG ACTOR NOW SO IT'S GONE TO YOUR HEAD. 328 00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:32,786 LOOK AT YOUR ACTING GEAR YOU'RE SO -- YES, IT'S -- YOU'RE CHANGING 329 00:22:32,786 --> 00:22:35,288 IT'S NOT GOING TO MY HEAD THEY COULDN'T FIND ANYBODY ELSE WITH AN ACCENT, AND THEY - 330 00:22:35,288 --> 00:22:39,659 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEY -- AND THEY PICKED ME Jimmy: IT'S CALLED 331 00:22:39,659 --> 00:22:44,264 "FIREBUDS," AND HERE YOU ARE -- YOU'RE CHEF AL IN "FIREBUDS. AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS REALLY 332 00:22:44,264 --> 00:22:47,100 COOL TO DO, JUST FOR ALL THE KIDS OUT THERE I'M LOVING IT 333 00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:51,137 IT WAS GREAT NOBODY COULD UNDERSTAND MY ENGLISH, SO THAT'S FINE. 334 00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:54,541 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S WHY THEY CALLED ME. BUT, LISTEN, I HOPE I'LL DO 335 00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:56,109 MORE Jimmy: HOW -- HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT 336 00:22:56,109 --> 00:23:00,647 YOU'RE GIVING ALL OF YOUR TIME YOU'RE FLYING -- YOU'RE IN UKRAINE, YOU'RE DOING ALL THE 337 00:23:00,647 --> 00:23:05,452 STUFF, AND YOU'RE OPENING RESTAURANTS AS WELL. WELL -- 338 00:23:05,452 --> 00:23:09,622 Jimmy: YOU JUST OPENED ONE HERE IN NEW YORK AT THE NEW RITZ-CARLTON 339 00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:12,792 HOTEL, IN THE NOMAD, I OPENED A RESTAURANT CALLED ZAYTINYA, WHICH WHICH IS GREEK 340 00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:17,597 I OPENED A BAR IN THE ROOFTOP, HAS ONE OF THE BEST ROOFTOPS IN HISTORY OF NEW YORK. 341 00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:20,233 Jimmy: BUT HOW DO YOU -- YOU HAVE ANOTHER ONE IN L.A., BUT HOW DO YOU MANAGE YOUR TIME? 342 00:23:20,233 --> 00:23:21,968 DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW? WELL, I MEAN. 343 00:23:21,968 --> 00:23:24,170 Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW WHERE -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] TAKE A GUESS -- TAKE A GUESS 344 00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:27,207 WHERE YOU ARE. I MEAN, JIMMY -- JIMMY FALLON SHOW -- 345 00:23:27,207 --> 00:23:29,843 Jimmy: YEAH IN NEW YORK Jimmy: YES, YOU'RE RIGHT! 346 00:23:29,843 --> 00:23:33,113 YOU NAILED IT. YOU NAILED IT, NEW YORK. [ APPLAUSE ] 347 00:23:33,113 --> 00:23:36,616 BUT, YOU KNOW, RIGHT NOW, OBVIOUSLY YOU SEE WHAT HAS HAPPENED WITH FIONA. 348 00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:40,120 HUGE HURRICANE HAS AFFECTED MULTIPLE ISLANDS, MULTIPLE COUNTRIES. 349 00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:46,793 I'M -- I CAN BE HERE WITH YOU NOW, BECAUSE THE TEAM WE HAVE AT WORLD CENTRAL KITCHEN IS 350 00:23:46,793 --> 00:23:49,195 BEYOND AMAZING RIGHT NOW WE ARE IN DOMINICAN REPUBLIC, IN 351 00:23:49,195 --> 00:23:52,565 PUERTO RICO, IN BERMUDA. THEY LANDED IN TURKS AND CAICOS 352 00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:57,170 THEY ARE IN ALASKA THEY JUST CAME FROM JACKSON HELPING WITH WATER 353 00:23:57,170 --> 00:24:00,674 WE'RE IN PAKISTAN AND AFGHANISTAN. WE REACH 160 MILLION MEALS 354 00:24:00,674 --> 00:24:06,146 ALONE INSIDE UKRAINE I DO WHAT I DO BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ARE AMAZING 355 00:24:06,146 --> 00:24:09,049 [ APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: YOU THINK -- IT'S AWESOME WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 356 00:24:09,049 --> 00:24:11,484 BUT YOU KNOW HOW WE DO IT ARE YOU HUNGRY YOU NEED HELP? 357 00:24:11,484 --> 00:24:15,655 YOU NEED FOOD? Jimmy: YEAH SO, THIS WAS IN YOUR 358 00:24:15,655 --> 00:24:18,925 GREENROOM. HERE, FOOD Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH. 359 00:24:18,925 --> 00:24:21,861 CARROTS Jimmy: YES, THANK YOU BUT, DOES THIS INSPIRE - 360 00:24:21,861 --> 00:24:24,397 [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T FEEL -- HE'S GONNA BE UPSET. 361 00:24:24,397 --> 00:24:28,868 YOU HAVE CARROTS. YOU SHOULD EAT VEGETABLES. Jimmy: YEAH 362 00:24:28,868 --> 00:24:40,347 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE HE'S LEARNING * 363 00:24:40,347 --> 00:24:43,750 Jimmy: UM, DID -- DID ALL OF THIS INSPIRE YOUR PODCAST, "LONGER TABLES." 364 00:24:43,750 --> 00:24:46,686 YEAH. YOU DIDN'T DO ANY "MM. [ LAUGHTER ] 365 00:24:46,686 --> 00:24:49,089 Jimmy: THE BAND WAS PLAYING AH, OKAY, OKAY. YEAH 366 00:24:49,089 --> 00:24:54,127 "LONGER TABLES" IS THIS VERY SIMPLE IDEA THAT IF WE BUILD LONGER TABLES, NOT HIGHER 367 00:24:54,127 --> 00:25:00,700 WALLS, AND WE ALLOW EVERYBODY JUST TO JOIN THE SAME TABLE AND GIVE THE SAME OPPORTUNITY TO 368 00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:04,170 EVERYBODY, WE CAN REALLY BUILD A BETTER WORLD THAT'S THE IDEA OF HOW LONGER 369 00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:08,441 TABLES WORKS FOOD IS HEART, FOOD IS LOVE, FOOD IS DIGNITY. 370 00:25:08,441 --> 00:25:12,278 PEOPLE, YOU KNOW, DON'T WANT OUR PITY, THEY WANT OUR RESPECT. 371 00:25:12,278 --> 00:25:15,648 FOOD IS A GREAT WAY TO GIVE RESPECT TO PEOPLE. Jimmy: YEAH, THE LONGER THE 372 00:25:15,648 --> 00:25:17,517 TABLE, THE MORE PEOPLE CAN TALK [ APPLAUSE ] 373 00:25:17,517 --> 00:25:20,920 CHEF JOSE ANDRES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FOR MORE INFORMATION ON HOW TO 374 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:24,858 GET INVOLVED WITH THE WORLD CENTRAL KITCHEN, GO TO WCK.ORG WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 375 00:25:24,858 --> 00:25:27,360 ANA FABREGA. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 376 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:54,154 * Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS ONE OF THE STARS AND CREATORS OF 377 00:25:54,154 --> 00:25:58,425 THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED SHOW "LOS ESPOOKYS. NEW EPISODES AIR FRIDAYS ON HBO 378 00:25:58,425 --> 00:26:02,028 AND HBO MAX. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME ANA FABREGA. 379 00:26:05,165 --> 00:26:14,040 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 380 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,443 Jimmy: WELCOME TO THE SHOW. HI. Jimmy: THANKS FOR BEING 381 00:26:16,443 --> 00:26:18,545 HERE THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME Jimmy: CONGRATS ON 382 00:26:18,545 --> 00:26:22,048 "LOS ESPOOKYS. SEASON ONE AND SEASON TWO, BY THE WAY, ARE BOTH 100% ON 383 00:26:22,048 --> 00:26:24,117 ROTTEN TOMATOES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JUST SAYING. 384 00:26:24,117 --> 00:26:27,487 NOT BAD. [ APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU 385 00:26:27,487 --> 00:26:29,789 THANK YOU. Jimmy: I HAVE SOME REVIEWS FOR SEASON TWO OF 386 00:26:29,789 --> 00:26:34,594 "LOS ESPOOKYS. ONE SAYS "IT'S HARD TO THINK OF A SHOW THAT'S MORE OUTSTANDING 387 00:26:34,594 --> 00:26:38,665 THAN 'LOS ESPOOKYS.'" THAT WAS FROM COLLIDER. A.V. CLUB SAYS, "PLEASE SEE 388 00:26:38,665 --> 00:26:42,702 THIS SHOW. INDIEWIRE SAYS "'LOS ESPOOKYS' MAY BE A DIFFICULT SHOW TO 389 00:26:42,702 --> 00:26:48,375 DEFINE, BUT IT'S AN EASY SHOW TO APPRECIATE. [ AUDIENCE OOHS 390 00:26:48,375 --> 00:26:50,343 OOH Jimmy: I MEAN - THAT SOUNDS GOOD. 391 00:26:50,343 --> 00:26:52,746 Jimmy: THAT SOUNDS GOOD, AND YOU'RE IN IT THAT'S YOUR SHOW, YEAH IT DOES 392 00:26:52,746 --> 00:26:57,784 YOU DIRECTED THIS SEASON I DID I DIRECTED THE LAST TWO 393 00:26:57,784 --> 00:27:03,123 EPISODES OF THE SEASON IT WAS MY FIRST TIME DIRECTING BUT, YOU KNOW, IT WAS A ROLE I 394 00:27:03,123 --> 00:27:06,426 FELT COMFORTABLE STEPPING INTO BECAUSE I WRITE AND I HELP PRODUCE AND SHOW-RUN, SO I KNOW 395 00:27:06,426 --> 00:27:09,029 IT REALLY WELL SO, THE DIRECTING PART WAS NEW, AND THE BIG PART OF IT THAT, 396 00:27:09,029 --> 00:27:15,935 YOU KNOW, GOES INTO THE PROCESS OF DIRECTING CERTAIN SCENES ARE A LITTLE MORE INTRICATE, ARE 397 00:27:15,935 --> 00:27:20,640 STORYBOARDS. AND I'M NOT AN ARTIST. WE HAD AN ARTIST COME AND DO 398 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:28,481 SOME STORYBOARDS FOR US. Jimmy: THIS IS A STORYBOARD, SO THIS IS WHAT THE SCENE WOULD 399 00:27:28,481 --> 00:27:30,917 LOOK LIKE. THIS IS WHAT THE FIRST ARTIST MADE. 400 00:27:30,917 --> 00:27:33,186 AND AFTER THE FIRST MEETING, I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK I SHOULD DO THE 401 00:27:33,186 --> 00:27:37,123 STORYBOARDS, JUST FOR WORKFLOW PURPOSES IT'S EASIER. 402 00:27:37,123 --> 00:27:38,658 YOU KNOW, THERE'S LESS SORT OF TELEPHONE HAPPENING BETWEEN US AND THE ARTIST 403 00:27:38,658 --> 00:27:40,727 Jimmy: YOU GET TO DIRECTLY -- AND YOU GO, "YEAH, I KNOW WHAT THE SHOW SHOULD 404 00:27:40,727 --> 00:27:43,263 LOOK LIKE. YEAH, SO I WAS LIKE, AFTER THIS MEETING, I WAS LIKE, LET'S 405 00:27:43,263 --> 00:27:46,433 GET RID OF THE STORYBOARD ARTISTS, I'LL DO THE STORY BOARDS 406 00:27:46,433 --> 00:27:49,703 Jimmy: YEAH AND SO, I DID THE STORY BOARDS FOR THE REST OF THE 407 00:27:49,703 --> 00:27:52,439 SEASON Jimmy: YEAH, THIS IS GREAT. HERE'S YOUR STORY BOARD. 408 00:27:52,439 --> 00:27:55,942 AND THESE ARE MY STORYBOARDS. [ LAUGHTER ] 409 00:27:55,942 --> 00:27:57,677 I -- I OBVIOUSLY, YOU KNOW, I -- I KNOW THERE'S A DIFFERENCE IN QUALITY. 410 00:27:57,677 --> 00:28:04,351 Jimmy: BARELY [ LAUGHTER ] YOU COULD BARELY -- IF I 411 00:28:04,351 --> 00:28:07,020 SWITCHED IT REALLY FAST, YOU DON'T EVEN REALLY KNOW - YEAH. 412 00:28:07,020 --> 00:28:09,923 Jimmy: WHICH ONE'S YOURS. THEY GOT THE JOB DONE THEY GOT THE JOB DONE, WHICH IS 413 00:28:09,923 --> 00:28:13,026 WHAT WAS IMPORTANT Jimmy: YEAH HOW DO YOU SET UP 414 00:28:13,026 --> 00:28:15,028 "LOS ESPOOKYS" UM, I SAY IT'S A SHOW ABOUT A GROUP OF FRIENDS WHO HAVE 415 00:28:15,028 --> 00:28:27,040 A BUSINESS WHERE THEY STAGE DIFFERENT TYPES OF STUNTS TO PEOPLE WHO NEED IT 416 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:33,646 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S SPOOKY BUT IT'S ALSO -- Jimmy: WOW. 417 00:28:33,646 --> 00:28:35,281 SURREAL Jimmy: THIS IS -- YOU JUST KNOW HOW TO SET IT UP 418 00:28:35,281 --> 00:28:37,150 PERFECTLY. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S A HARD SHOW TO 419 00:28:37,150 --> 00:28:40,220 DESCRIBE IT'S HARD TO DESCRIBE. Jimmy: NO, IT IS HARD, BUT 420 00:28:40,220 --> 00:28:42,622 IT'S SO FUNNY. IT'S BRILLIANT AND IT'S FRED ARMISEN, 421 00:28:42,622 --> 00:28:46,659 JULIO TORRES IS THIS THE FIRST TIME YOU WORKED WITH FRED 422 00:28:46,659 --> 00:28:52,565 UM, ON A SHOW LIKE THIS, YES. I HAD MET FRED IN 2016 423 00:28:52,565 --> 00:28:57,871 "PORTLANDIA" WAS LOOKING FOR A A WRITER, AND I WAS ASKED IF I WANTED TO SUBMIT, AND I DIDN'T 424 00:28:57,871 --> 00:29:01,307 HAVE ANY SCRIPTS OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. I HAD NEVER WRITTEN A SCRIPT, 425 00:29:01,307 --> 00:29:06,279 BUT I HAD A ZINE, AND SO, I SUBMITTED MY ZINE. AND I THINK WHEN THE PRODUCER 426 00:29:06,279 --> 00:29:12,118 WAS GOING THROUGH, YOU KNOW, ALL THESE SCRIPTS AND SAW THE COVER OF MY ZINE, WAS LIKE, 427 00:29:12,118 --> 00:29:16,489 "WHAT IS THIS? AND THEN STARTED READING IT, AND THEY LIKED IT, AND SHARED 428 00:29:16,489 --> 00:29:21,761 IT WITH FRED AND CARRIE. IT'S CALLED "THE TRUTH ABOUT PANGEA." 429 00:29:21,761 --> 00:29:25,231 Jimmy: THIS IS YOUR ZINE. YEAH. Jimmy: YEAH 430 00:29:25,231 --> 00:29:27,033 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS GOT YOU HIRED IT DIDN'T -- IT DID NOT GET 431 00:29:27,033 --> 00:29:29,035 ME HIRED Jimmy: THERE YOU GO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 432 00:29:29,035 --> 00:29:30,770 HOWEVER, IT GOT THE -- THAT'S HOW I MET FRED. FRED WAS LIKE, "THIS IS REALLY 433 00:29:30,770 --> 00:29:32,339 FUNNY. AND THEN WE STAYED IN TOUCH, AND MADE LITTLE VIDEOS AND 434 00:29:32,339 --> 00:29:35,942 THINGS TOGETHER. Jimmy: WOW. AND WHEN HE GOT THE IDEA 435 00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:40,447 TO -- FOR WHAT BECAME "LOS ESPOOKYS," HE ASKED JULIO AND I IF WE WANTED TO HELP TO 436 00:29:40,447 --> 00:29:43,450 DEVELOP IT Jimmy: THIS WASN'T THE FIRST SHOW THAT YOU'VE SUBMITTED FOR 437 00:29:43,450 --> 00:29:47,754 IT AND DIDN'T GET THE JOB. CORRECT Jimmy: ANOTHER SHOW WAS "THE 438 00:29:47,754 --> 00:29:50,924 TONIGHT SHOW." YEAH. [ AUDIENCE OOHS 439 00:29:50,924 --> 00:29:52,692 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NO, IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. 440 00:29:52,692 --> 00:29:58,131 I UNDERSTAND -- IN JANUARY OF 2015, I SUBMITTED TO BE A WRITER HERE. 441 00:29:58,131 --> 00:30:04,371 AND I DID NOT GET THE JOB. BUT BECAUSE I'M HERE, AND YOU DON'T OFTEN GET THE OPPORTUNITY 442 00:30:04,371 --> 00:30:07,707 TO FIND OUT WHEN YOU DON'T GET A JOB WHY YOU DIDN'T GET THE JOB, I JUST WANTED TO ASK SORT 443 00:30:07,707 --> 00:30:10,076 OF WHAT IT WAS ABOUT SOME OF THE MATERIAL [ LAUGHTER ] 444 00:30:10,076 --> 00:30:15,648 Jimmy: STOP, STOP, STOP I BROUGHT -- I BROUGHT PART OF THE THINGS THAT I SUBMITTED 445 00:30:15,648 --> 00:30:17,784 [ LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE OHS ] Jimmy: SOMETIMES IT DOESN'T 446 00:30:17,784 --> 00:30:22,088 GET TO ME, YOU KNOW? SOMETIMES IT GOES THROUGH TO PEOPLE 447 00:30:22,088 --> 00:30:24,157 WELL, I JUST WANT TO USE THE OPPORTUNITY TO SEE SORT OF WHAT I DID WRONG, AND HOW I COULD DO 448 00:30:24,157 --> 00:30:28,194 BETTER SO, THESE WERE SOME OF THE DESK BITS THAT WERE IN MY PACKET. 449 00:30:28,194 --> 00:30:32,365 Jimmy: OKAY ONE IS CALLED "NON-SLIP." "IN THIS BIT, AN AUDIENCE 450 00:30:32,365 --> 00:30:36,836 MEMBER TESTS HOW EFFECTIVE A A PAIR OF SHOES MARKETED AS NON-SLIP ARE 451 00:30:36,836 --> 00:30:40,240 THEY MUST POWER WALK THROUGH AN OBSTACLE COURSE ON AN OILY AND/OR WET FLOOR 452 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:43,610 IF THEY SLIP AND FALL, WE KNOW THE SHOES ARE NOT EFFECTIVE. A VIDEO RECORDING OF THE 453 00:30:43,610 --> 00:30:46,780 QUALITY CONTROL TEST MAY BE SENT TO THE SHOE'S MANUFACTURER." 454 00:30:46,780 --> 00:30:52,819 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I CAN'T BELIEVE -- I CAN'T BELIEVE WE PASSED ON 455 00:30:52,819 --> 00:30:54,988 THIS OKAY, YEAH. AND THEN YOU -- YOU PASSED ON 456 00:30:54,988 --> 00:30:56,823 THIS TOO IT'S CALLED "YOU'RE HIRED. "IN THIS BIT, VIEWERS LIST 457 00:30:56,823 --> 00:31:00,060 JIMMY AS A REFERENCE ON A JOB APPLICATION. [ LAUGHTER ] 458 00:31:00,060 --> 00:31:04,064 "IF JIMMY GETS A CALL FROM A A COMPANY INQUIRING ABOUT A JOB APPLICANT, HE MUST TRY AND MAKE 459 00:31:04,064 --> 00:31:07,133 THE APPLICANT SEEM LIKE A GOOD FIT FOR THE JOB. THE CALLS ARE RECORDED AND 460 00:31:07,133 --> 00:31:12,138 PLAYED ON THE SHOW." [ LAUGHTER ] JIMMY, THIS IS ALL - 461 00:31:12,138 --> 00:31:14,074 Jimmy: SO, I JUST HAVE A CAMERA ON ME AT ALL TIMES IN CASE - 462 00:31:14,074 --> 00:31:16,643 AT ALL TIMES. Jimmy: -- SOMEONE CALLS ME FOR A REFERENCE? 463 00:31:16,643 --> 00:31:19,079 CORRECT Jimmy: OKAY OKAY. 464 00:31:19,079 --> 00:31:20,780 AND THEN THERE WAS ONE CALLED "MIC CHECK." Jimmy: "MIC CHECK." 465 00:31:20,780 --> 00:31:23,083 WHAT'S "MIC CHECK" "IN THIS BIT, JIMMY SAYS 'MIC CHECK?' EVERYONE IN THE 466 00:31:23,083 --> 00:31:25,719 AUDIENCE NAMED MIKE HAS TO STAND UP FOR THE REST OF THE SHOW." 467 00:31:25,719 --> 00:31:33,259 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: ACTUALLY, YOU WANT TO 468 00:31:33,259 --> 00:31:36,096 DO THAT TONIGHT? OKAY. Jimmy: WAIT 469 00:31:36,096 --> 00:31:38,598 WAIT, THIS IS FANTASTIC. CAN WE DO THIS TONIGHT I DON'T KNOW IF WE CAN GIVE YOU 470 00:31:38,598 --> 00:31:41,334 WRITING CREDITS. DO YOU MIND? NO, IT'S OKAY 471 00:31:41,334 --> 00:31:43,536 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: CAN I GET THIS MIC WORKING? 472 00:31:43,536 --> 00:31:52,145 ONE, TWO, THREE. MIC CHECK [ RIM SHOT ] 473 00:31:52,145 --> 00:31:54,014 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: ONE GUY. THERE IT IS. 474 00:31:54,014 --> 00:32:04,391 MIKE [ APPLAUSE ] ONE GUY NAMED MIKE 475 00:32:04,391 --> 00:32:06,259 FOR THE REST OF THE SHOW -- Jimmy: FOR THE REST OF THE SHOW - 476 00:32:06,259 --> 00:32:07,894 ON YOUR FEET. Jimmy: -- YOU HAVE TO STAY STANDING, MIKE 477 00:32:07,894 --> 00:32:10,630 THAT'S THE BIT, SORRY. [ LAUGHTER ] UH, I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE 478 00:32:10,630 --> 00:32:13,366 A CLIP HERE'S ANA FABREGA IN THE NEW SEASON OF "LOS ESPOOKYS. 479 00:32:13,366 --> 00:32:14,067 HERE'S ANA FABREGA IN THE NEW SEASON OF "LOS ESPOOKYS. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 480 00:32:30,450 --> 00:32:44,597 [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] 481 00:32:44,597 --> 00:32:50,870 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: MIKE MIKE! 482 00:32:50,870 --> 00:32:55,475 MIKE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: ANA FABREGA, 483 00:32:55,475 --> 00:33:01,781 EVERYONE NEW EPISODES OF "LOS ESPOOKYS" AIRS FRIDAY ON HBO AND HBO MAX 484 00:33:01,781 --> 00:33:04,184 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH STANDUP FROM MICHAEL ROWLAND STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 485 00:33:04,184 --> 00:33:25,939 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS THE 486 00:33:25,939 --> 00:33:32,278 COHOST OF THE PODCAST "IN THE MINIVAN WITH MAX AND MIKE" AVAILABLE ON SPOTIFY 487 00:33:32,278 --> 00:33:38,585 MAKING HIS LATE NIGHT DEBUT, PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY MICHAEL ROWLAND. 488 00:33:39,786 --> 00:33:47,360 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 489 00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:50,530 APPRECIATE IT, EVERYBODY I WAS TALKING TO MY BUDDY THE OTHER DAY, AND I ASKED HIM HOW 490 00:33:50,530 --> 00:33:54,701 HE SPENDS HIS FREE TIME. HE TOLD ME EVERY DAY HE LIKES TO GO TO THE PARK AND PEOPLE 491 00:33:54,701 --> 00:33:59,105 WATCH. WHY IS THAT OKAY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 492 00:33:59,105 --> 00:34:02,575 PEOPLE WATCH JUST BECAUSE WE FLIP THE WORDS AROUND IT'S NOT CREEPY ANYMORE 493 00:34:02,575 --> 00:34:06,279 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW BECAUSE IT'D BE MUCH DIFFERENT 494 00:34:06,279 --> 00:34:13,386 IF HE WAS LIKE, "YEAH, EVERY DAY I GO TO THE PARK AND WATCH PEOPLE." 495 00:34:13,386 --> 00:34:15,889 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT WE JUST FLIP THE WORDS AND NOW IT'S LIKE THIS CULTURED 496 00:34:15,889 --> 00:34:18,858 PAST TIME. HE'S LIKE, "YEAH, GO TO THE PARK AND PEOPLE WATCH. 497 00:34:18,858 --> 00:34:29,235 SOMETIMES I PEOPLE FOLLOW. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "AND YOU KNOW IF I REALLY LIKE 498 00:34:29,235 --> 00:34:35,475 THEM, I'LL PEOPLE TOUCH. [ LAUGHTER ] A CULTURED GUY 499 00:34:35,475 --> 00:34:38,211 I'M FROM THE SOUTH ORIGINALLY. WE ALL KNOW THE SOUTH CAN BE A A LITTLE BIT BACKWARDS, BEHIND 500 00:34:38,211 --> 00:34:39,946 THE TIMES. FOR INSTANCE, DID YOU KNOW THEY JUST LEGALIZED DOING YOGA IN 501 00:34:39,946 --> 00:34:45,919 SCHOOLS IN ALABAMA [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I'M SORRY, DID YOU KNOW IT WAS 502 00:34:45,919 --> 00:34:48,922 ILLEGAL TO DO YOGA IN SCHOOLS IN ALABAMA [ LAUGHTER ] 503 00:34:48,922 --> 00:34:53,927 IT WAS ILLEGAL FOR 30 YEARS. AND THEY JUST LEGALIZED IT LAST YEAR 504 00:34:53,927 --> 00:34:55,695 BUT, IF YOU'RE DOING IT, YOU CAN'T USE THE CLASSIC YOGA TERMINOLOGY, NONE OF THE 505 00:34:55,695 --> 00:34:59,566 SANSKRIT WORDS, BECAUSE THEY CONSIDER IT EASTERN RELIGION SO, YOU CAN DO THE POSES, BUT 506 00:34:59,566 --> 00:35:03,570 YOU CAN'T SAY THE WORDS. WHICH IS INSANE. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW YOU DO 507 00:35:03,570 --> 00:35:06,439 THAT I FEEL LIKE YOGA IN ALABAMA IS JUST LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, WE'RE 508 00:35:06,439 --> 00:35:14,180 GOING TO DO A 'DUKES OF HAZZARD' INTO A JIMMY BUFFETT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 509 00:35:14,180 --> 00:35:19,085 "AND WE'RE GOING TO FINISH OUT BRINGING HANDS TO HEART CENTER, ALTOGETHER NOW, ROLL TIDE. 510 00:35:19,085 --> 00:35:31,097 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I'M FROM ATLANTA MYSELF BUT I ALWAYS WANTED TO LIVE HERE IN 511 00:35:31,097 --> 00:35:32,932 NEW YORK EVER SINCE I WAS A KID. CAUSE WHEN I WAS A KID, I WOULD 512 00:35:32,932 --> 00:35:36,302 SPEND THE SUMMERS IN SAVANNAH, GEORGIA, WITH MY GRANDMA AND WE WOULD JUST WATCH 513 00:35:36,302 --> 00:35:41,374 EPISODES OF "SEX AND THE CITY" BACK TO BACK TO BACK [ LAUGHTER ] 514 00:35:41,374 --> 00:35:46,746 YEAH, AND I WOULD FANTASIZE ABOUT MOVING TO NEW YORK AND BEING A LITTLE SLUT. 515 00:35:46,746 --> 00:35:52,986 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT YEAH 516 00:35:52,986 --> 00:35:55,388 AND MY GRANDMA WAS LIKE, "OH, YOU CAN DO IT, BABY. YEAH 517 00:35:55,388 --> 00:35:59,626 YOU GET UP THERE YOU'RE GRANDMA'S CARRY." [ LAUGHTER ] 518 00:35:59,626 --> 00:36:02,262 THAT'S HOW MY GRANDMA IS MY GRANDMA'S LIKE THIS FUN, VIVACIOUS SOUTHERN WOMAN 519 00:36:02,262 --> 00:36:06,099 SHE SAYS WILD STUFF. I REMEMBER ONCE I WAS TALKING TO MY GRANDMA. 520 00:36:06,099 --> 00:36:08,401 AND I WAS LIKE, "GRANDMA, WHAT WAS IT LIKE BEING A YOUNG LADY GROWING UP IN GEORGIA? 521 00:36:08,401 --> 00:36:10,170 AND MY GRANDMA'S RESPONSE WORD FOR WORD, SHE GOES, "MICHAEL, WHEN I WAS 18, ALL THE BOYS 522 00:36:10,170 --> 00:36:19,346 CAME BACK FROM WORLD WAR II, AND WE HAD A GOOD TIME." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 523 00:36:19,346 --> 00:36:22,615 YEAH YEAH IT WAS A VERY SPECIFIC ANSWER 524 00:36:22,615 --> 00:36:27,320 TO A VERY BROAD QUESTION [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S INTERESTING BECAUSE SHE'S 525 00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:30,924 A VERY FUN LADY. SHE GAVE BIRTH TO MY MOM MY MOM IS MUCH MORE TYPE A AND 526 00:36:30,924 --> 00:36:33,793 NEUROTIC AND I WORRIED HER A LOT WHEN I WAS KID CAUSE I HAVE SEVERE NUT 527 00:36:33,793 --> 00:36:37,097 ALLERGIES. AND WHEN I WAS GROWING UP, SHE WAS SO WORRIED I WAS GOING TO 528 00:36:37,097 --> 00:36:40,633 EAT SOMETHING WITH NUTS IN IT, SHE WENT OVER THE TOP. IT WAS EMBARRASSING. 529 00:36:40,633 --> 00:36:42,602 I REMEMBER SHE MADE THIS BIG POSTER THAT WAS LIKE, "WARNING, MICHAEL ROWLAND IS ALLERGIC TO 530 00:36:42,602 --> 00:36:49,409 NUTS." AND SHE TOOK THAT POSTER AND SHE HUNG IT ON THE WALL IN MY 531 00:36:49,409 --> 00:36:53,947 MIDDLE SCHOOL NURSE'S OFFICE SO, KIDS WOULD COME BACK FROM THE NURSE'S OFFICE AND BE LIKE, 532 00:36:53,947 --> 00:37:00,653 "YO, I SAW YOUR POSTER." [ LAUGHTER ] KIDS ALWAYS SAW THE SAME THING 533 00:37:00,653 --> 00:37:03,823 THEY'D BE LIKE, "MIKE, YOU ALLERGIC TO NUTS YOU ALLERGIC TO DEEZ NUTS? 534 00:37:03,823 --> 00:37:06,192 [ LAUGHTER ] EVERY TIME AND I WASN'T LIKE A CLEVER KID, 535 00:37:06,192 --> 00:37:13,433 SO I'D JUST BE LIKE, "YEAH, I'M ALLERGIC TO DOZE." [ LAUGHTER ] 536 00:37:13,433 --> 00:37:15,835 I WAS UNDERSIZED WHEN I WAS KID. LIKE, WHEN I STARTED HIGH 537 00:37:15,835 --> 00:37:19,039 SCHOOL, I WAS 4'11." IT'S TRUE. I WAS 14 YEARS OLD AND I WAS 538 00:37:19,039 --> 00:37:21,641 4'11." AND MY MOM, YOU KNOW HOW SHE IS, SHE WAS LIKE, "WE'VE GOT TO 539 00:37:21,641 --> 00:37:26,780 GO TO A DOCTOR, RIGHT NOW. SO I REMEMBER, SHE TOOK ME TO SEE THIS SPECIALIST CALLED AN 540 00:37:26,780 --> 00:37:30,483 ENDOCRINOLOGIST. AND THIS ENDOCRINOLOGIST EXAMINED MY LITTLE 4'11" 541 00:37:30,483 --> 00:37:33,186 SKELETON AND HE CAME TO ME AND HE WAS LIKE, "YES, YOU HAVE THE BONES 542 00:37:33,186 --> 00:37:38,792 OF A PERSON TWO YEARS YOUNGER THAN YOU." AND I REMEMBER I WAS JUST LIKE, 543 00:37:38,792 --> 00:37:49,502 "YO, ARE THEY MY BONES?" [ LAUGHTER ] "WHO HAS MY BONES RIGHT NOW? 544 00:37:49,502 --> 00:37:51,771 HE NEVER EXPLAINED IT TO ME. SO, I JUST LIKE TO IMAGINE THAT I WAS AN EXPERIMENT IN THE SAME 545 00:37:51,771 --> 00:37:56,943 LAB THAT MADE WOLVERINE AND CHANGED HIS SKELETON OUT [ LAUGHTER ] 546 00:37:56,943 --> 00:38:00,447 CAUSE YOU KNOW WOLVERINE, THE X-MEN, THEY CHANGED OUT HIS SKELETON IN THAT LAB 547 00:38:00,447 --> 00:38:04,918 THAT'S THE SKELETON CHANGING LAB. AND THAT LAB IS FULL OF 548 00:38:04,918 --> 00:38:06,886 SCIENTISTS AND THOSE SCIENTISTS ARE GOING TO EXPERIMENT AND THEY'RE NOT 549 00:38:06,886 --> 00:38:09,189 ALL GOING TO BE WINNERS, YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] 550 00:38:09,189 --> 00:38:10,824 SO, I LIKE TO IMAGINE ONE SCIENTIST WAS LIKE, "YES, THIS IS WOLVERINE 551 00:38:10,824 --> 00:38:15,095 WE GAVE HIM UNBREAKABLE BONES OF ADAMANTIUM. AND THIS IS MIKE 552 00:38:15,095 --> 00:38:28,775 WE GAVE HIM THE BONES OF A A SLIGHTLY YOUNGER BOY." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 553 00:38:28,775 --> 00:38:30,710 MY BODY DID EVENTUALLY GROW AND I MOVED HERE TO NEW YORK CITY WHERE I LIVE NOW 554 00:38:30,710 --> 00:38:35,548 BUT I WENT BACK TO GEORGIA RECENTLY TO VISIT MY GRANDMA AND THAT WAS GREAT 555 00:38:35,548 --> 00:38:40,453 SHE GOT A NEW FLAT SCREEN TV AT THE HOUSE, WHICH IS NICE SHE LOST THE REMOTE THOUGH 556 00:38:40,453 --> 00:38:42,055 WHICH, HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO TURN ON A NEW FLAT SCREEN TV WITHOUT THE REMOTE 557 00:38:42,055 --> 00:38:47,794 YOU WILL NEVER FEEL DUMBER IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE. [ LAUGHTER ] 558 00:38:47,794 --> 00:38:50,196 ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS WATCH TV BUT YOU'RE JUST STUCK THERE LIKE - 559 00:38:50,196 --> 00:39:09,516 LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 560 00:39:19,859 --> 00:39:20,527 I MEAN, IT'S SO HARD YOU MIGHT 561 00:39:20,527 --> 00:39:22,862 AS WELL GO TO THE PARK AND WATCH PEOPLE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 562 00:39:22,862 --> 00:39:31,071 ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 563 00:39:31,071 --> 00:39:34,574 Jimmy: THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT 564 00:39:34,574 --> 00:39:38,945 THERE. MICHAEL ROWLAND. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 565 00:39:38,945 --> 00:39:43,316 "IN A MINIVAN WITH MAX AND MIKE" IS AVAILABLE ON SPOTIFY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY 566 00:39:43,316 --> 00:40:04,104 OH, MY GOSH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 567 00:40:04,104 --> 00:40:09,876 Jimmy: MY THANKS TO ELI MANNING, CHEF JOSE ANDREAS, ANA FABREGA, MICHAEL ROWLAND 568 00:40:09,876 --> 00:40:12,078 RIGHT HERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 569 00:40:12,078 --> 00:40:15,682 THAT WAS AWESOME AND OF COURSE, THE ROOTS FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 570 00:40:15,682 --> 00:40:18,184 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 571 00:40:18,184 --> 00:40:20,720 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE