1 00:00:09,542 --> 00:00:15,081 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:15,081 --> 00:00:17,917 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:17,917 --> 00:00:24,057 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - TYLER PERRY, 4 00:00:24,057 --> 00:00:26,459 STEPHEN A. SMITH MUSICAL GUEST, BLOOD ORANGE, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:26,459 --> 00:00:34,167 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1715 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:34,167 --> 00:00:34,601 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:35,568 --> 00:00:36,936 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:36,936 --> 00:00:57,924 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:00:57,924 --> 00:01:03,163 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. COME ON, NOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 10 00:01:03,163 --> 00:01:07,967 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY PLEASE HAVE A SEAT WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, 11 00:01:07,967 --> 00:01:11,705 WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 12 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:15,108 YOU'RE HERE. I WENT TO -- I SAW HARRY STYLES LAST NIGHT 13 00:01:15,108 --> 00:01:22,382 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE WERE ALL THERE TOGETHER WE ALL WENT TOGETHER AS 14 00:01:22,382 --> 00:01:24,684 A GROUP. [ CHEERS ] I WAS JUST THINKING -- SO I GO, 15 00:01:24,684 --> 00:01:27,787 AND IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE. I GOT GREAT SEATS AND EVERYTHING LIKE THAT 16 00:01:27,787 --> 00:01:31,491 IT WAS VERY NICE OF HARRY AND ALL THAT STUFF SO, I WENT 17 00:01:31,491 --> 00:01:36,096 AND IT'S JUST HARD TO LOOK COOL WHEN YOU'RE -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 18 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:37,597 WHEN YOU'RE KIND OF -- WHEN YOU'RE MY AGE AT A HARRY STYLES CONCERT. 19 00:01:37,597 --> 00:01:40,100 [ LAUGHTER ] AND YOU'RE IN THE FRONT ROW, AND PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT YOU 20 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:43,636 AND STUFF LIKE THAT. SO, LIKE -- SO, HE'S PLAYING, AND HE'S AWESOME 21 00:01:43,636 --> 00:01:45,905 IT WAS A GREAT SHOW, BY THE WAY. IT'S UN -- GO SEE IT 22 00:01:45,905 --> 00:01:48,775 AND HE'S GOOD. AND SO, I GO, "I CAN GET INTO THIS." 23 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:51,511 SO, I'M LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ] I'M LIKE - 24 00:01:51,511 --> 00:01:53,380 AND THEN I'M LIKE, "OH, THIS IS REALLY LAME. I GO, "THIS IS WORSE THAN I 25 00:01:53,380 --> 00:01:56,683 NORMALLY DANCE." [ LAUGHTER ] SO, I GO, "I'M NOT GOING TO -- 26 00:01:56,683 --> 00:02:01,121 I'M NOT GOING TO REALLY --" SO THEN I STARTED GOING LIKE -- LIKE THIS FOR A WHILE. 27 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:06,893 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN I WAS LIKE, "THAT'S EVEN WEIRDER 28 00:02:06,893 --> 00:02:09,062 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING. THEN I GO, MAYBE CLAPPING WAS GOOD 29 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:11,731 SO, I'M LIKE, SO GIVE ME - * [ LAUGHTER ] 30 00:02:11,731 --> 00:02:13,800 THEN I'M LIKE, "THIS IS TOO MUCH CLAPPING. I WAS CLAPPING TOO FAST. 31 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,969 I WAS LIKE - [ CLAPPING RHYTHMICALLY [ LAUGHTER ] 32 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,537 LIKE DOUBLE CLAPPING I GO, "ALL RIGHT, NO CLAP. THEN I GO, THIS. 33 00:02:17,537 --> 00:02:19,472 >> Steve: OH [ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT'S JUST CREEPY. 34 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:21,408 >> Steve: NOT WITH THAT. >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T DO THAT. AND THEN, AT THAT POINT, I GO, 35 00:02:21,408 --> 00:02:23,410 "I'M ALREADY A MEME. >> Steve: RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] 36 00:02:23,410 --> 00:02:25,712 MIGHT AS WELL ENJOY IT >> Jimmy: I'M JUST GOING TO HAVE FUN 37 00:02:25,712 --> 00:02:28,348 AND I WAS LIKE, "YEAH! * * LATE NIGHT * 38 00:02:28,348 --> 00:02:35,655 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I'M IN A GOOD MOOD WE GOT BLOOD ORANGE HERE, 39 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:37,190 TONIGHT. >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 40 00:02:37,190 --> 00:02:43,329 >> Jimmy: THEY OPENED UP THEY WERE FANTASTIC. ALSO, GUYS, TODAY IS THE -- 41 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:44,631 OFFICIALLY THE FIRST DAY OF FALL COME ON! 42 00:02:44,631 --> 00:02:47,467 >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 43 00:02:47,467 --> 00:02:49,636 COME ON, FALL. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHY I'M IN A GOOD MOOD. 44 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:51,838 YOU CAN TELL IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF FALL, BECAUSE I WALKED INTO CVS TODAY, AND I HEARD THIS. 45 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:55,675 * ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMA IS YOU * [ CHEERS ] 46 00:02:55,675 --> 00:03:10,056 [ CLAPPING RHYTHMICALLY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LET'S GET TO SOME 47 00:03:10,056 --> 00:03:12,058 NEWS EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS LAST NIGHT, FORMER PRESIDENT 48 00:03:12,058 --> 00:03:13,660 TRUMP WAS INTERVIEWED BY SEAN HANNITY ON FOX NEWS AND WHEN HANNITY BROUGHT UP 49 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:15,295 TRUMP'S CLAIM THAT HE DECLASSIFIED THE DOCUMENTS FOUND AT MAR-A-LAGO, TRUMP GAVE 50 00:03:15,295 --> 00:03:16,363 A VERY INTERESTING EXPLANATION TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 51 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:21,134 WHAT WAS YOUR PROCESS TO DECLASSIFY >> THERE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE 52 00:03:21,134 --> 00:03:25,171 A PROCESS, AS I UNDERSTAND IT. YOU KNOW, THERE'S -- DIFFERENT PEOPLE SAY DIFFERENT THINGS. 53 00:03:25,171 --> 00:03:26,706 >> RIGHT >> BUT, AS I UNDERSTAND, THERE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE 54 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:28,475 IF YOU'RE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, YOU CAN DECLASSIFY JUST BY SAYING, 55 00:03:28,475 --> 00:03:39,619 "IT'S DECLASSIFIED." EVEN BY THINKING ABOUT IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 56 00:03:39,619 --> 00:03:42,789 >> Jimmy: HANNITY WAS LIKE, "OH, I GET IT, YOU'RE GOING TO PLEAD INSANITY." 57 00:03:42,789 --> 00:03:47,093 [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY, NOW -- NOW IT'S MAKING SENSE. 58 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:49,562 MEANWHILE, RON DeSANTIS WAS WATCHING AT HOME GOING, "WELL, I GUESS WE'VE GOT TO START 59 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:51,731 PRINTING THOSE CAMPAIGN POSTERS. HERE WE GO." 60 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:53,733 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I FELT LIKE HE WAS THIS CLOSE TO USING THE WORD 61 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:57,637 "ABRACADABRA." [ LAUGHTER ] DID YOU -- WHEN TRUMP WAS 62 00:03:57,637 --> 00:03:59,272 TALKING. TRUMP ALSO SUGGESTED A PRETTY INTERESTING THEORY ON WHY THE 63 00:03:59,272 --> 00:04:00,740 FBI SEARCHED HIS HOUSE IN THE FIRST PLACE. LISTEN TO THIS 64 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:00,774 FIRST PLACE. LISTEN TO THIS 65 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,614 >> BECAUSE OF WHAT THEY DID, THE SEVERITY OF THE FBI COMING 66 00:04:07,614 --> 00:04:09,482 IN RAIDING MAR-A-LAGO -- WERE THEY LOOKING FOR THE HILLARY CLINTON EMAILS THAT 67 00:04:09,482 --> 00:04:13,053 WERE DELETED [ AUDIENCE OHS ] BUT THEY ARE AROUND SOME PLACE 68 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:15,155 WERE THEY LOOKING FOR THE -- SPYING ON TRUMP'S -- >> WAIT, WAIT, YOU'RE NOT 69 00:04:15,155 --> 00:04:18,458 SAYING YOU HAD IT? >> NO, NO, THEY MAY BE SAYING -- THEY MAY HAVE THOUGHT 70 00:04:18,458 --> 00:04:25,865 THAT IT WAS IN THERE >> THAT YOU DID. [ LAUGHTER ] 71 00:04:25,865 --> 00:04:27,734 >> Jimmy: AT THAT POINT, EVEN QANON PEOPLE WERE LIKE, "OKAY, THAT CONSPIRACY SEEMS A LITTLE 72 00:04:27,734 --> 00:04:30,470 NUTS." [ LAUGHTER ] "THAT'S A LITTLE MUCH FOR US." 73 00:04:30,470 --> 00:04:33,707 YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE TRUMP CREDIT THOUGH HE KNOWS HOW TO SAY SOMETHING 74 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:35,241 SO CRAZY THAT IT ACTUALLY MAKES THE LAST CRAZY THING HE SAID SEEM NORMAL. 75 00:04:35,241 --> 00:04:37,911 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, RIGHT? YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING 76 00:04:37,911 --> 00:04:40,080 TRUMP HAD A LOT TO SAY ABOUT THE SEARCH OF MAR-A-LAGO, INCLUDING SOMETHING THE FBI 77 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:41,481 TOOK FROM HIM. WATCH THIS 78 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:47,620 I THINK THEY TOOK MY WILL. I FOUND OUT YESTERDAY. I SAID, "WHERE IS IT?" 79 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:50,790 >> AM I IN IT? >> I THINK THEY TOOK MY WILL [ LAUGHTER ] 80 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:52,892 COULD CAUSE A LOT OF PROBLEMS. >> NO LUCK NO 81 00:04:52,892 --> 00:04:56,930 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THE FBI WAS LIKE, "OH, YOU MEAN THE PIECE OF 82 00:04:56,930 --> 00:05:02,836 PAPER WITH THE SHARPIE TREASURE MAP? [ LAUGHTER ] 83 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:04,838 YEAH, THAT -- YEAH, WE DID --" A MINUTE LATER, MELANIA HANDED IT BACK AND WAS LIKE, "SORRY, I 84 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:07,741 WAS JUST CHECKING SOMETHING. [ LAUGHTER ] "WE'RE ALL -- WE'RE ALL GOOD." 85 00:05:07,741 --> 00:05:11,911 SWITCHING GEARS, TONIGHT ON AMAZON, THERE WAS ANOTHER THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL GAME 86 00:05:11,911 --> 00:05:14,080 AND APPARENTLY AMAZON -- [ APPLAUSE ] YEAH 87 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:16,049 APPARENTLY, AMAZON HAS A POLICY NOT TO SHOW ADS FOR ALCOHOL, WHICH MEANS THERE ARE NO BEER 88 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:26,226 COMMERCIALS DURING THEIR FOOTBALL GAMES YEAH 89 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:28,094 I DON'T KNOW WHY AMAZON DOES THAT, BECAUSE DRUNK PEOPLE ORDERING STUFF ON AMAZON IS 90% 90 00:05:28,094 --> 00:05:30,063 OF THEIR BUSINESS. [ LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF FOOTBALL, THERE'S 91 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:35,301 SO MANY GAMES TO KEEP UP WITH THIS WEEKEND SO I WANT TO TAKE A MOMENT TO 92 00:05:35,301 --> 00:05:40,073 LOOK AT THIS WEEK'S BIG MATCHES AND TAKE SOME PICKS. IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW 93 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:40,707 IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW WEEKEND FOOTBALL LOCK BOX. 94 00:05:41,775 --> 00:05:42,842 * 95 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:44,811 * TONIGHT SHOW WEEKEN FOOTBALL LOCK BO TONIGHT SHOW WEEKEND 96 00:05:44,811 --> 00:05:47,847 FOOTBALL LOCK BOX * * TONIGHT SHOW WEEKEN FOOTBALL LOCK BOX * 97 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:49,082 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE IN THE LOCK BOX. * 98 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:59,893 LET'S KICK IT OFF. FIRST UP, JAGUARS VERSUS CHARGERS 99 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:02,629 I BOUGHT SIX iPHONE CHARGERS THIS YEAR AND ZERO JAGUARS WHY? 100 00:06:02,629 --> 00:06:04,631 BECAUSE CHARGERS GET LOST AND JAGS GET LOCKED. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 101 00:06:04,631 --> 00:06:07,634 BILLS VERSE DOLPHINS WHO LIKES BILLS? ALWAYS COMING IN THE MAIL BEING 102 00:06:07,634 --> 00:06:09,936 ALL LIKE, "WHERE'S MY MONEY? FOR THE LAST TIME, I DON'T KNOW 103 00:06:09,936 --> 00:06:14,207 CALL IT CANNED TUNA, BECAUSE THIS ONE'S ALL DOLPHINS. LOCK IT. 104 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:16,209 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE EAGLES VERSE COMMANDERS. BOTH PROUD, BOTH SYMBOLS OF 105 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:23,950 AMERICA, BOTH BALD BUT COMMANDERS CAN'T LAY EGGS, SO ADVANTAGE EAGLES. 106 00:06:23,950 --> 00:06:27,320 FROM THE CITY OF BROTHERLY LOCK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 107 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,322 B-B-B-BENGALS AND THE JETS ELTON JOHN MAY BE KNOWN TO ROCK, BUT CINCINNATI'S THE ONE 108 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:37,697 BREWING UP A BIG BATCH OF CHILI AND SPAGHETTI IN A LOCK POT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 109 00:06:37,697 --> 00:06:39,899 49ers VERSUS BRONCOS IT'S THE CITY BY THE BAY AGAINST THE HORSE THAT EATS THE 110 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:45,705 HAY. 49ERS PAN FOR GOLD, HORSES GET LOCKED IN PENS 111 00:06:45,705 --> 00:06:48,641 EASY DENVER LOCK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, LIONS VERSUS 112 00:06:48,641 --> 00:06:54,647 VIKINGS. FOR BALL SPIKING, LINEMAN STRIKING, FAN SACKING, YOU JUST 113 00:06:54,647 --> 00:06:56,850 CAN'T BEAT THE DETROIT LIONS MOTOR CITY LOCK. [ CHEERS ] 114 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:59,152 * THAT'S ALL FOR THIS WEEK'S LOCK BOX. 115 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:01,755 HAPPY WATCHING I'LL SEE YOU IN THE DRAFTKINGS SUBREDDIT. 116 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:12,699 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: SOME ENTERTAINMENT 117 00:07:12,699 --> 00:07:14,434 NEWS, A NEW "STAR WARS" SHOW, "ANDOR," JUST CAME OUT ON DISNEY PLUS. 118 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:25,278 IT'S GETTING GREAT REVIEWS AND I SAW THAT THE SHOW INTRODUCES A NEW DROID 119 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:27,681 CHARACTER NAMED B2-EMO [ LAUGHTER ] CAN WE TAKE A LOOK AT B2-EMO 120 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:31,284 HONESTLY, HE DOESN'T REALLY LOOK THAT EMO. [ LAUGHTER ] 121 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:33,219 CAN WE SEE SOME CLIPS OF HIM FROM THE SHOW? 122 00:07:35,055 --> 00:07:38,058 IT'S WHO I AM. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SECURITY CONFISCATED MY WALLET 123 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:42,896 CHAIN AT THE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE SHOW THEY'RE NOT CIGARETTES, DAD, 124 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:47,667 THEY'RE CLOVES AND I'M 18, SO LEAVE ME ALONE. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY "NIGHTMARE 125 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:56,876 BEFORE CHRISTMAS" BEANIE JUST PICK ME UP AT THE MALL AT 10:00, AND PLEASE DON'T 126 00:07:56,876 --> 00:07:58,945 EMBARRASS ME THIS WHOLE STAR SYSTEM IS BULL[ BLEEP ]. 127 00:07:58,945 --> 00:08:04,084 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD NOW I GET IT 128 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:07,120 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW! >> Jimmy: I GET IT 129 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:09,022 SOME MORE ENTERTAINMENT NEWS TOMORROW, "AVATAR" WILL BE RERELEASED IN THEATERS ALL 130 00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:11,925 ACROSS THE COUNTRY THE MOVIE ORIGINALLY CAME OUT IN 2009. 131 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:17,197 THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO HIGGINS, DO YOU REMEMBER WHERE YOU WERE WHEN YOU -- BACK IN 132 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:19,799 2009, WHEN YOU FIRST SAW "AVATAR" >> Steve: OH, YEAH, OF COURSE. 133 00:08:19,799 --> 00:08:25,605 I WAS DANCING TO "BOOM BOOM POW" BY THE BLACK EYED PEAS. >> Jimmy: UH-HUH 134 00:08:25,605 --> 00:08:27,907 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WHEN MY FRIEND, THE OCTOMOM, TEXTED ME THE "AVATAR" 135 00:08:27,907 --> 00:08:29,642 TRAILER ON MY BLACKBERRY STORM AND AS A THANK YOU, I POKED HER ON FACEBOOK. 136 00:08:29,642 --> 00:08:34,881 >> Jimmy: OH [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Tariq: YO, I STILL REMEMBER 137 00:08:34,881 --> 00:08:39,919 WHERE I WAS WHEN I FOUND OUT ABOUT "AVATAR. I WAS HANGING OUT WITH MY BFFs, 138 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:48,128 TAYLOR LAUTNER AND SUSAN BOYLE [ LAUGHTER ] AND WE WERE GHOST RIDING THE 139 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:53,633 WHIP WHEN SUSAN STARTS TELLING ME HOW GOOD "AVATAR" IS. SO, I TOLD HER, "SUSAN BOYLE, 140 00:08:53,633 --> 00:08:55,535 I'MA LET YOU FINISH, BUT 'SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS 2' IS THE BEST MOVIE OF 141 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:58,838 THE YEAR." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH 142 00:08:58,838 --> 00:09:01,007 YEAH, YEAH YOU -- YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE I WAS WHEN I FIRST HEARD ABOUT 143 00:09:01,007 --> 00:09:05,879 "AVATAR" I WAS DOING A FLASH MOB WITH SNOOKI, JWOWW, AND THE 144 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,347 SITUATION'S COUSIN, THE CIRCUMSTANCE [ LAUGHTER ] 145 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:09,215 AND WHEN WE REALIZED WE ALL FORGOT TO WATER OUR FARMVILLE CROPS, SO WE DROVE TO MY PLACE 146 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:10,884 IN MY NISSAN CUBE WHILE BLASTING THE "GLEE" SOUNDTRACK, BECAUSE WE'RE -- WE'RE BIG 147 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:19,059 GLEEKS AND I HEARD AN AD FOR "AVATAR" ON THE RADIO WHILE SNOOKI WAS 148 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,695 ASKING ME IF I WAS TEAM EDWARD OR TEAM JACOB. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 149 00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:29,436 >> Tariq: MAN, 2009 WAS A DIFFERENT TIME >> Steve: 2009 150 00:09:29,436 --> 00:09:36,042 MINE WAS FROM THIS MORNING [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HEY, GUYS, I READ 151 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:37,844 THAT BATTERY POWERED PLANES ARE GAINING TRACTION AMONG MAJOR AIRLINES 152 00:09:37,844 --> 00:09:48,121 THEY'RE SET TO BE IN THE AIR BY 2028 YEAH, BATTERY POWERED PLANES 153 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:50,757 ACTUALLY, THEY'VE BEEN AROUND FOR A WHILE. IN FACT, SPIRIT'S ENTIRE FLEET 154 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:52,625 RUNS ON FOUR AAA BATTERIES [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S TRUE. 155 00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:54,527 I HEARD ABOUT A WOMAN IN WASHINGTON WHO ALLEGEDLY STOLE A CAR AND DIDN'T HAVE A GREAT 156 00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:55,962 GETAWAY PLAN CHECK THIS OUT 157 00:09:57,731 --> 00:10:01,568 DON'T DRIVE INTO FRESHLY POURED CONCRETE LAKEWOOD POLICE SAY THE PERSON 158 00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:11,211 WHO TRIED TO MAKE IT OUT WITH THIS MINI COOPER, DID JUST THAT 159 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:13,046 THEY GOT OUT AND TRIED TO RUN BUT WERE ARRESTED ANYWAY POLICE SAY THE DRIVER WAS 160 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:15,248 HOLDING A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY AT THE TIME [ LAUGHTER ] 161 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:19,719 [ SAD TUBA ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU DIDN'T NEED TO TELL US THAT LAST PART. 162 00:10:19,719 --> 00:10:22,689 WE ASSUMED [ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, GET THIS, UNDER A NEW LAW 163 00:10:22,689 --> 00:10:33,266 IN CALIFORNIA, EMPLOYERS WILL SOON BE BANNED FROM SCREENING EMPLOYEES FOR MARIJUANA. 164 00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:34,934 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT EMPLOYERS WILL NO LONGER BE 165 00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:37,337 ABLE TO DRUG TEST PEOPLE BUT IF YOU ASK ME, THEY'RE STILL TRYING TO FIND WAYS 166 00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:39,172 AROUND IT. HERE ARE SOME OF THE QUESTIONS THAT THEY'RE ASKING ON THE JOB 167 00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:41,041 APPLICATION. FIRST UP, IT SAYS, "LOOK AT YOUR HAND -- PRETTY TRIPPY, 168 00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:43,343 RIGHT? "A," NO. "B," WHOA. 169 00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:48,148 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING [ APPLAUSE ] 170 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,016 NEXT UP, IT SAYS, "WHAT COULD YOU REALLY GO FOR RIGHT NOW? "A," A NICE LONG DAY OF HARD 171 00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:52,085 WORK AT A REWARDING JOB. [ LAUGHTER ] "B," FLAMIN' HOT CHEETOS 172 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:54,821 >> Steve: OKAY [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: I'M THINKING 173 00:10:54,821 --> 00:11:01,161 AFTER THAT, IT SAYS, "FINISH THIS SENTENCE. SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS IS" 174 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:05,198 BLANK. "A," A FUN SHOW FOR CHILDREN "B," ON RIGHT NOW. 175 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:06,866 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT IT ASKS, "WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN FIVE YEARS?" 176 00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:12,739 "A," BEING PROMOTED TO MANAGER "B," HEH, CAN YOU IMAGINE IF YOU COULD, LIKE, ACTUALLY SEE 177 00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:22,682 YOURSELF IN FIVE YEARS!? [ LAUGHTER ] THAT WOULD BE CRAZY. 178 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,985 WHAT WAS THE QUESTION? [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: WHOA 179 00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:28,088 >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, IT ASKS, "WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND FOR STARTING SALARY? 180 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:38,965 "A," 50K PER YEAR. "B," FLAMIN' HOT CHEETOS >> Steve: OH 181 00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:42,469 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: JUST INTERESTING I'M JUST SAYING, THEY'RE TOUGH 182 00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:45,305 GUYS, DID YOU SEE THIS RESIDENTS OF SALT LAKE CITY HAVE REPORTED HEARING STRANGE 183 00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:47,407 MUSIC COMING FROM THE SEWERS YEAH, STRANGE MUSIC, AS OPPOSED TO THE TOTALLY NORMAL MUSIC 184 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:50,577 USUALLY HEARD COMING FROM THE SEWERS [ LAUGHTER ] 185 00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:52,412 FINALLY, A WEDDING RECEPTION IN NEW JERSEY HAD TO BE RELOCATED AFTER THE FLOOR CAVED IN WHILE 186 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,614 PEOPLE WERE DANCING. PEOPLE SHOWED UP AT THE E.R. LIKE, "HI, I'M HERE FOR THE 187 00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:57,884 FREEDMAN WEDDING." YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 188 00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:03,123 I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S THE FIRST WEDDING WITH AN OPEN BAR AND AN OPEN FLOOR 189 00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:05,859 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TYLER PERRY IS HERE, TONIGHT 190 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:07,961 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TYLER PERRY. HE'S A STUD. 191 00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:14,501 STEPHEN A. SMITH IS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT, AS WELL WE LOVE HIM. 192 00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:16,136 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM BLOOD ORANGE, TONIGHT! 193 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:18,338 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 194 00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:24,444 "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 195 00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:31,451 * >> Jimmy: WORST FIRST DATE "LONG STORY SHORT, WE WERE 196 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:32,819 MAKING OUT AND HIS TOOTH FROM HIS DENTURE FELL INTO MY MOUTH! 197 00:12:32,819 --> 00:12:47,600 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] >> Steve: OH! >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, GUYS 198 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,602 IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." HERE WE GO 199 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:49,636 HASHTAGS." HERE WE GO 200 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:56,476 * * HASHTAG 201 00:12:56,476 --> 00:13:06,419 HASHTAGS * >> Jimmy: NOW, WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT 202 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:09,155 A HASHTAG AND ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC. SO, SINCE THE FINALE OF "THE 203 00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:18,064 BACHELORETTE" WAS THIS WEEK, I SENT OUT THE HASHTAG, #WORSTFIRSTDATE. 204 00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:19,966 AND I ASKED YOU TO TWEET -- OH, GET READY. TWEET YOUR FUNNY OR 205 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:22,268 EMBARRASSING FIRST DATE STORIES. WITHIN MINUTES, IT WAS A 206 00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:24,437 A TRENDING TOPIC IN THE U.S. SO, THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG. 207 00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:32,645 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I APPRECIATE IT. NOW, I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME 208 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,280 OF MY FAVORITE "WORST FIRST DATE" TWEETS FROM YOU GUYS HERE WE GO 209 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,416 THE FIRST ONE'S FROM @ELISEMILLSSSSS. SHE SAYS, "MY FRIEND WENT ON A 210 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,118 A DATE WITH A GUY WHO WOULD SNEEZE, BLESS HIMSELF, THEN THANK HIMSELF. 211 00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:40,954 [ LAUGHTER ] [ MIMICKING SNEEZING ] "GOD BLESS ME. 212 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:48,495 THANK ME I'M WELCOME. [ LAUGHTER ] 213 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,697 WOW, THAT'S A LOT. THIS ONE IS FROM @NAMEISAMBER. SHE SAYS, "I WENT ON A BLIND 214 00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:57,270 DATE ONCE. HE PULLED OUT HIS PHOTO ALBUM OF HORSE PICTURES AND PROCEEDED 215 00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:58,905 TO DISCUSS EACH ONE FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE EVENING I HOPE HE IS DOING WELL. 216 00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:01,508 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LIKE THAT LINE 217 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:07,747 "I HOPE HE'S DOING WELL. SHE NEVER SAW HIM AGAIN, YEAH. THIS ONE'S FROM @LUCHILL 218 00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:09,382 SHE SAYS, "MY DATE KEPT DRUMMING ON THE TABLE AT THE RESTAURANT, THEN TOLD ME HE 219 00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:10,817 KEEPS AN AXE BY HIS BED IN CASE ANYONE WANTS TO STEAL HIS STEREO." 220 00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:19,659 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AN AXE [ LAUGHTER ] 221 00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:23,063 >> Steve: NOT A BASEBALL BAT >> Jimmy: WOW! >> Steve: NOT A BALL BAT, AN 222 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:26,199 AXE. >> Jimmy: I GOT TO BE HONEST, IF I WAS A THIEF, AND I WALKED 223 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,634 IN AND SOME DUDE HAD AN AXE, I'D JUST LEAVE >> Steve: I'D GO, "I'M NOT 224 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,135 GONNA TAKE YOU --" >> Jimmy: I'M GOOD >> Steve: "HEY, GUESS WHAT, YOU 225 00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:31,237 CAN KEEP THE STEREO. >> Jimmy: YEAH YEAH 226 00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:34,841 >> Steve: I'M GONNA BUY -- >> Jimmy: I LEARNED A LESSON TODAY. 227 00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:37,577 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: I LEARNED A LESSON LIKE, WE'RE GOOD 228 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,346 >> Steve: I DIDN'T KNOW AN AXE WAS COMING AT ME >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DIDN'T KNOW 229 00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:42,515 YOU WERE GONNA HAVE AN AXE NEXT TO YOUR BED. >> Steve: I DIDN'T KNOW I BROKE 230 00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:43,917 INTO PAUL BUNYAN'S HOUSE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S MY 231 00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:47,420 AXE-BOYFRIEND. >> Steve: OH [ AUDIENCE OOHS 232 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,823 THAT'S MY BODY SPRAY >> Jimmy: I GOT TO WRITE THESE DOWN 233 00:14:49,823 --> 00:14:52,225 >> Steve: YEAH, I GOT MY BODY SPRAY. >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM 234 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:56,730 @JENN2NSREESE. SHE SAYS, "THROUGH THE ENTIRE DATE, HE WOULD RANDOMLY RUN HIS 235 00:14:56,730 --> 00:15:00,033 POINTER FINGER DOWN THE SIDE OF MY FACE WHILE SMILING AT ME. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 236 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:04,037 >> Steve: OOH. OH >> Jimmy: GROSS. 237 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:09,309 >> Steve: HE'S GOT AN AXE IN HIS TRUNK. [ LAUGHTER ] 238 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:14,514 >> Jimmy: YEAH YEAH HE TRAVELED -- THAT DUDE 239 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:15,949 TRAVELED WITH AN AXE YEAH THIS ONE IS FROM @KAYTANG41. 240 00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,751 SHE SAYS, "WE WENT THE MOVIES, AND I EXPECTED HE WOULD PICK UP SOME POPCORN AND SNACKS. 241 00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:19,586 WHEN WE SAT IN OUR SEATS, HE PULLED OUT A CHINESE CONTAINER OF LO MEIN AND ASKED IF I WAS 242 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:20,787 HUNGRY." [ LAUGHTER ] * 243 00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:22,756 YOU LIKE THAT? >> Steve: THAT TAKES -- THAT'S CLASS. 244 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:30,096 >> Jimmy: YOU'D DO THAT? YOU'D DO THAT? >> Steve: YOU'VE DONE THAT 245 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:38,405 >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T DO IT ON A A FIRST DATE THOUGH. >> Steve: NO 246 00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:40,807 >> Jimmy: NO I REMEMBER MY MOM WOULD SNEAK STUFF INTO THE THEATER ALL THE 247 00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:42,108 TIME LIKE, ALL -- WE'D WATCH THE MOVIE, ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU 248 00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:43,977 HEAR, LIKE - LIKE A TWO LITER BOTTLE GO - [ MIMICKING BOTTLE OPENING ] 249 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:46,079 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WE WOULD HIDE IN THE TRUNK AT THE DRIVE-IN. 250 00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:48,248 >> Jimmy: GRILLING A HAMBURGER YEAH "HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR 251 00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:49,883 HAMBURGER? "DAD, YOU CAN'T BRING A GRILL IN HERE. 252 00:15:49,883 --> 00:15:52,819 >> Steve: IT'S A HIBACHI >> Jimmy: "IT'S A HIBACHI, IT'S NOT A GRILL. 253 00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:55,088 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM @CAMERONPFINK. 254 00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:57,724 HE SAID, "I TOLD MY DATE I WAS RELATED TO THEODORE ROOSEVELT. I EXCUSED MYSELF TO USE THE 255 00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:59,626 WASHROOM TO SECRETLY GOOGLE FACTS ABOUT THEODORE ROOSEVELT JUST TO MAKE IT SOUND LIKE I 256 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:05,832 KNEW WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: HE'S THE WORST 257 00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:09,669 HE'S THE WORST FIRST DATE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND -- I DIDN'T 258 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,471 UNDERSTAND THIS ONE. I THOUGHT HE WAS ON A DATE THAT SAID THEY WERE RELATED TO 259 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,473 THEODORE ROOSEVELT >> Steve: OH, HE -- BUT HE SAID HE WAS RELATED TO THEODORE - 260 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,308 >> Jimmy: HE ACTUALLY LIED AND SAID THAT HE WAS RELATED TO THEODORE ROOSEVELT, THEN 261 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,043 EXCUSED HIMSELF TO THE WASHROOM TO GOOGLE FACTS ABOUT THEODORE ROOSEVELT TO MAKE IT 262 00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:25,618 SOUND LIKE HE KNEW WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT. SO, HE WAS - 263 00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:28,221 >> Steve: HE'S THE -- HE'S THE WORST FIRST DATE GUY >> Jimmy: IN FACT, HE WAS 264 00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:31,091 ACTUALLY THE FIRST -- THE WORST FIRST DATE [ LAUGHTER ] 265 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:32,392 WHAT >> Steve: THE NEW YORK POLICE FORCE WAS FOUNDED BY 266 00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:41,134 THEODORE ROOSEVELT HIS HOUSE ON OYSTER BAY? >> Jimmy: YES, OF COURSE 267 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,436 OF COURSE. NO REAL RELATIONSHIP TO FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT 268 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,305 >> Steve: HIS COUSIN AND I ACTUALLY -- I DON'T KNOW, IT WAS ALSO A COUSIN, BECAUSE THEY 269 00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:48,675 WERE BOTH NAMED ROOSEVELT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YES, YES 270 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:53,146 ROOSEVELT, ROOSEVELT >> Steve: HAVE YOU SEEN MY AXE [ LAUGHTER ] 271 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:55,582 * >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM @CILLATHORNTON 272 00:16:55,582 --> 00:17:05,725 SHE SAYS, "WE MET FOR DRINKS AT AN UPSCALE RESTAURANT. HE PULLED DOWN BOTH OF HIS 273 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:08,028 LOWER EYELIDS TO SHOW ME HIS DOUBLE EYE INFECTION." [ AUDIENCE OOHS 274 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:16,870 >> Steve: OH NOT ONE. NOT ONE. 275 00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:20,106 >> Jimmy: WHAT IN THE WORLD? THE WORLD IS AMAZING THEY SAY CHIVALRY -- THEY SAY 276 00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:21,574 CHIVALRY IS DEAD >> Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 277 00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:23,543 CHIVALRY LIVES LONG. >> Jimmy: "NO. >> Tariq: TMI. 278 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:34,688 >> Steve: ONE IN THE STYE. >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S -- THIS ONE'S FROM @SHONJE7. 279 00:17:34,688 --> 00:17:36,623 SHE SAYS, "LONG STORY SHORT, WE WERE MAKING OUT, AND HIS TOOTH FROM HIS DENTURE FELL INTO MY 280 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:38,324 MOUTH. [ AUDIENCE GROANS >> Steve: OH 281 00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:40,060 SLAM DUNK! [ LAUGHTER ] [ SAD TUBA ] 282 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,796 "I THINK THIS IS YOURS." >> Jimmy: WOW. [ POP 283 00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:44,531 [ CHOKING IT'S NOT -- IT'S NOT >> Steve: IT'S NOT 284 00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:58,978 OH, MY GOSH. OH, IT'S MINE. SORRY. 285 00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:01,815 >> Jimmy: THIS LAST ONE IS -- THAT IS JUST DISGUSTING. >> Steve: FROM HIS DENTURE TOO 286 00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:03,783 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: WASN'T A REAL TOOTH EVEN 287 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,518 >> Jimmy: OOF. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: FAKE TOOTH TO BEGIN 288 00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:07,020 WITH >> Jimmy: JUST THE WHOLE THING, JUST I CAN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT 289 00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:08,088 IT >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: THIS LAST ONE'S FROM 290 00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:09,789 @CAROLINEMILYARD SHE SAID, "I WAS WEARING VANILLA BODY OIL -- THIS WAS 291 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,157 THE 90s. HE LEANED IN, AND JUST AS I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO KISS 292 00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:12,525 ME, HE SAID, 'YOU SMELL LIKE A A RICE KRISPY TREAT.'" [ LAUGHTER ] 293 00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,394 THERE YOU HAVE IT. THAT'S ROMANTIC. >> Steve: I THINK THAT'S GREAT 294 00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:16,029 >> Jimmy: THOSE ARE OUR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR 295 00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:18,431 FAVORITES, GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 296 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:19,833 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH TYLER PERRY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 297 00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:27,374 COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 298 00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:29,309 >> I JUST WANT EVERYBODY TO KNOW THERE'S BEEN A BEAR SIGHTIN G IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, 299 00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:34,314 SO - [ LAUGHTER ] IF YOU GET -- FIND YOURSELF IN 300 00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:37,550 DANGER, JUST GET BIGGER THAN THEM >> Jimmy: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF 301 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:41,354 A BEAR - >> DIE DIE. 302 00:18:44,057 --> 00:18:46,059 >> TO SURVIVE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO ALL THOSE THINGS, BUT MY BLACK ASS IS GONNA RUN 303 00:18:46,059 --> 00:18:51,765 I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] I'M DEAD 304 00:18:51,765 --> 00:18:56,703 >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A WRITER, ACTOR, PRODUCER AND DIRECTOR WHOSE FILMS HAVE MADE 305 00:18:56,703 --> 00:19:05,445 MORE THAN $1 BILLION WOW. HIS NEW FILM, "A JAZZMAN'S 306 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:07,614 BLUES," PREMIERES TOMORROW ON NETFLIX. PLEASE WELCOME TYLER PERRY, 307 00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:08,348 PLEASE WELCOME TYLER PERRY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 308 00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:18,324 * 309 00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:22,429 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S TYLER PERRY, 310 00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:30,704 RIGHT THERE. COME ON. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 311 00:19:30,704 --> 00:19:32,772 AH, WELCOME BACK >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK GOOD, BUD 312 00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,741 >> THANK YOU I'M SO EXCITED TO BE ON "JIMMY KIMMEL. 313 00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:37,043 IT'S SO GOOD [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S A DIFFERENT - 314 00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:39,045 [ CYMBAL CRASH ] THAT'S A DIFFERENT -- THAT'S A -- 315 00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:44,451 >> OH, IT'S -- OH -- OH, THE BEARD. >> Jimmy: YEAH, ALL THE -- 316 00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:46,319 YEAH >> YOU'RE TRYING TO -- YOU'RE TRYING TO GROW ONE 317 00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:48,521 THAT'S CUTE. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE TRYING TO GROW ONE, 318 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,924 THAT'S CUTE. >> Jimmy: IT'S -- IT'S NOT REAL 319 00:19:50,924 --> 00:19:53,093 >> AND HOPEFULLY IT WILL FILL IN FOR YOU [ LAUGHTER ] 320 00:19:53,093 --> 00:19:54,627 KEEP IT UP KEEP IT UP KEEP HOPE ALIVE. 321 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:57,197 >> Jimmy: OH, KEEP HOPE ALIVE. >> KEEP HOPE ALIVE >> Jimmy: IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE 322 00:19:57,197 --> 00:20:02,168 YOU, BUD >> AND YOU AS WELL >> Jimmy: I LOVE HAVING YOU ON 323 00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:06,539 HOW'S THE LITTLE BOY HOW'S YOUR - >> HE'S AMAZING. 324 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,641 >> Jimmy: YEAH, HOW OLD IS HE? 7? >> 7 325 00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:10,176 7. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> ASKING ALL KINDS OF 326 00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:12,112 QUESTIONS. I THINK HE'S REALIZING HE'S MUCH SMARTER THAN I AM 327 00:20:12,112 --> 00:20:14,748 >> Jimmy: HM >> SO, RIGHT NOW, HE'LL ASK ME QUESTIONS TO SEE IF I KNOW THE 328 00:20:14,748 --> 00:20:16,182 ANSWER I'M LIKE, "OF COURSE I KNOW THE ANSWER, KID. 329 00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:18,785 BUT YOU NEED TO LEARN IT BECAUSE I'M OLDER. THEN I'LL GO TO THE BATHROOM 330 00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:21,421 AND I'LL GOOGLE IT [ LAUGHTER ] AND GET TO SEE WHAT HE'S 331 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:23,123 TALKING ABOUT. BUT NOW, HE'S GETTING SO WISE, WHAT HE'S DOING IS -- I SAY, 332 00:20:23,123 --> 00:20:24,724 "WELL, TELL ME YOU KNOW THE ANSWER. AND HE'LL TELL ME THE WRONG 333 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,093 ANSWER I SAID, "YES, THAT'S IT. HE'S LIKE, "THAT'S NOT THE 334 00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:29,496 RIGHT ANSWER." [ LAUGHTER ] AT 7-YEARS-OLD, HE'S SMART 335 00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:31,297 >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S CHASING YOU. >> PRETTY SMART, YEAH. 336 00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:35,502 >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S SMART BY THE WAY, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS 337 00:20:35,502 --> 00:20:37,404 BECAUSE I KNOW YOU -- ATLANTA IS WHERE YOU'RE BASED, BUT YOU ALSO HAVE A PLACE IN WYOMING 338 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:40,106 >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: AND -- >> THE ONLY BLACK MAN THERE. 339 00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:42,175 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THE ONLY BLACK MAN IN WYOMING. 340 00:20:42,175 --> 00:20:44,044 >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT, BY THE WAY 341 00:20:44,044 --> 00:20:46,046 >> THANK YOU [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HEY, THAT'S A BIG 342 00:20:46,046 --> 00:20:48,248 HONOR. >> I FEEL LIKE A PIONEER >> Jimmy: THAT'S A HON -- YOU 343 00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:49,949 REALLY ARE YEAH >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 344 00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:52,018 >> Jimmy: BUT YOU -- YOU POSTED THIS PHOTO OF A GIANT MOOSE -- >> YEAH. 345 00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:54,521 >> Jimmy: -- IN YOUR BACKYARD. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS 346 00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:56,389 THIS MADE ME LAUGH IT'S JUST -- IT'S JUST YOUR EYE SAYS IT ALL. 347 00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:58,358 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHAT IN THE WORLD? >> NO, THAT'S -- THAT'S AT THE 348 00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:00,126 BACK DOOR. AND NOTICE, I'M UP ON THE BALCONY. 349 00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:02,095 BECAUSE WHEN THEY SHOW UP, I GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 350 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:04,064 I'M JUST LIKE -- AND THEY'RE SO QUIET AND MAJESTIC, THEY'LL JUST COME UP OUT OF THE WOODS, 351 00:21:04,064 --> 00:21:05,832 OUT OF NOWHERE AND I USED TO -- THERE'S A FIRE PIT OVER HERE THAT I LIKE TO 352 00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:07,534 SIT AND WRITE. AND I WOULD SIT THERE FOR -- YOU KNOW, WHEN I FIRST BOUGHT 353 00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:09,836 THE PLACE, I WOULD SIT THERE AND WRITE. THEN THESE JOKERS STARTED 354 00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:17,711 SHOWING UP I WAS LIKE, "NO. >> Jimmy: "NO. 355 00:21:17,711 --> 00:21:20,980 >> "YOU WERE HERE FIRST. YOU CAN HAVE IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 356 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:23,817 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S TRUE. LOOK AT THIS >> YEAH. 357 00:21:23,817 --> 00:21:25,485 >> Jimmy: THEY'RE -- THEY'RE MASSIVE. >> THAT'S RIGHT OUTSIDE THE 358 00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:27,087 WINDOW [ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> Jimmy: BEAUTIFUL. 359 00:21:27,087 --> 00:21:29,089 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HOLY MOLY. >> YOU KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING 360 00:21:29,089 --> 00:21:31,257 >> Jimmy: HM >> "COME OUT HERE, I'LL KICK YOUR ASS." 361 00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:32,692 >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 362 00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:34,594 >> THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE'S SAYING >> Jimmy: BUT YOU ALSO -- YOU 363 00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:36,396 GAVE -- YOU HAVE -- BROUGHT A VIDEO FOR US THERE'S ANOTHER -- I MEAN, 364 00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:38,598 YOU'RE LIKE A WILDLIFE GUY YOU'RE LIKE -- YOU'RE LIKE BEAR GRYLLS. 365 00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:40,567 >> BEAR GRYLLS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE LIKE THE 366 00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:42,102 GUY WHO OUTDOORSY STUFF. >> I DON'T -- I DON'T WANT TO BE 367 00:21:42,102 --> 00:21:44,104 WHEN I WAS -- I'M SITTING IN THE GARAGE WORKING ON ONE OF MY LITTLE TOY PLANES, AND THE 368 00:21:44,104 --> 00:21:45,572 DOORS OPEN, AND ALL THE OTHER STUFF, AND I THOUGHT, "OH, THIS IS SO CUTE 369 00:21:45,572 --> 00:21:47,774 IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. AND THEN I -- I -- YOU GO BACK TO ATLANTA AND I GET SOME 370 00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:49,642 VIDEO. THIS IS THE VIDEO I SAW OF THIS THING WALKING RIGHT PAST THE 371 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,111 DOOR >> Jimmy: YEAH, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS 372 00:21:51,111 --> 00:21:52,445 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HERE'S THE VIDEO 373 00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:57,517 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: DUDE, LOOK AT THAT THING. 374 00:21:57,517 --> 00:22:00,787 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: DOES THAT FRIGHTEN YOU? 375 00:22:00,787 --> 00:22:02,522 DOES THAT -- >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "DOES THAT FRIGHTEN ME? 376 00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:04,524 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M NOT BEAR GRYLLS FOR REAL >> Jimmy: NO, I KNOW, I KNOW 377 00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:06,459 BUT I'M SAYING, BUT -- >> YEAH, BUT ALL THE NEIGHBORS, THEY THINK IT'S SO CUTE. 378 00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:08,428 ALL MY LITTLE WHITE NEIGHBORS, THEY'RE LIKE, "OH, MY GOSH." [ LAUGHTER ] 379 00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:16,536 "I JUST WANT EVERYBODY TO KNOW THERE'S BEEN A BEAR SIGHTING IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD." 380 00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:18,405 [ LAUGHTER ] "SO, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ANY FOOD OUT 381 00:22:18,405 --> 00:22:20,073 AND BE SURE IF YOU SEE THE BEAR, MAKE NOISE SO THEY SHOULD -- YOU WON'T STARTLE 382 00:22:20,073 --> 00:22:21,441 THEM, ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE WITH THEIR CUBS. IT'S SO GREAT. 383 00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:24,711 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH >> Jimmy: BUT WHAT - 384 00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:26,246 >> "AND IF YOU FIND YOURSELF IN DANGER, JUST GET BIGGER THAN THEM." 385 00:22:26,246 --> 00:22:28,548 I'M LIKE, "I'M ALREADY 6'6.'" I'M ALREADY BIG, RIGHT?" >> Jimmy: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF 386 00:22:28,548 --> 00:22:30,517 A BEAR - >> DIE, DIE. >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO 387 00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:33,453 >> NO. >> Jimmy: NO, YOU HAVE -- [ LAUGHTER ] 388 00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:35,088 >> Jimmy: NO, I'M SAYING TO SURVIVE, TO SURVIVE? >> TO SURVIVE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED 389 00:22:35,088 --> 00:22:37,524 TO DO ALL THOSE THINGS BUT MY BLACK ASS IS GONNA RUN. I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW. 390 00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:40,093 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M DEAD I'VE GOT A BAD KNEE AT 53. 391 00:22:40,093 --> 00:22:41,995 I'M OUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: A BAD KNEE 392 00:22:41,995 --> 00:22:44,931 >> A BAD KNEE. MY SON WILL BE VERY WELL OFF, BUT I'M NOT GOING TO DO IT 393 00:22:44,931 --> 00:22:47,667 I'M NOT GOING TO DO IT >> Jimmy: I SAW THAT YOU RECENTLY -- YOU THREW A PARTY 394 00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:52,806 FOR EVERYONE AT TYLER PERRY STUDIOS. >> YEAH. 395 00:22:52,806 --> 00:22:54,341 >> Jimmy: YOU GOT TO BE SO PROUD OF THAT THING. I'M JUST SO PSYCHED. 396 00:22:54,341 --> 00:22:56,543 WHAT A GREAT STORY, BY THE WAY, IF - SPEAKING OF GOOGLING STUFF, YOU 397 00:22:56,543 --> 00:23:00,480 WANT TO JUST GOOGLE A GREAT STORY OF WHAT THIS MAN'S DONE. BUT YOU THREW A RAGER FOR 398 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,950 EVERYONE THAT -- >> A RAVE? >> Jimmy: A RAGER. 399 00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:06,386 >> RAGER OKAY >> Jimmy: YEAH 400 00:23:06,386 --> 00:23:10,056 >> A DIFFERENCE. MAKE IT CLEAR. >> Jimmy: NO, NO 401 00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:13,593 >> YES, YES, YES, YES. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU DON'T KNOW 402 00:23:13,593 --> 00:23:15,328 RAGER? >> YEAH, AND I HAVEN'T HAD -- WE DON'T SAY THAT MUCH IN 403 00:23:15,328 --> 00:23:17,831 ATLANTA. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LIKE, WE'RE THROWING 404 00:23:17,831 --> 00:23:21,468 A RAGER. >> THROWING A RAGER? NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO 405 00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:22,969 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU DON'T DO THAT [ LAUGHTER ] 406 00:23:22,969 --> 00:23:24,938 >> WE HAVE A PARTY >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WE HAVE A GOOD TIME 407 00:23:24,938 --> 00:23:26,706 >> Jimmy: "YOU GOT TO THROW A RAGER. >> "RAGER, MAN 408 00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:28,875 I'M TRYING." >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU HAVE - 409 00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:30,744 >> "GROW A BEARD AND HAVE A RAGER. >> Jimmy: YEAH 410 00:23:30,744 --> 00:23:32,479 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT IT'S A BIG PARTY IS WHAT A A RAGER IS 411 00:23:32,479 --> 00:23:34,247 >> YES, GOT IT OKAY >> Jimmy: YEAH 412 00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:35,749 WHAT HAPPENS AT A TYLER PERRY PARTY? WHAT DO YOU NEED TO HAVE A 413 00:23:35,749 --> 00:23:37,951 A SUCCESSFUL PARTY >> LOTS OF ALCOHOL >> Jimmy: HM 414 00:23:37,951 --> 00:23:44,524 >> FREE FOOD, TO DRINK, EAT, GREAT ENTERTAINMENT. YOU KNOW, I ASKED USHER CAME TO 415 00:23:44,524 --> 00:23:46,593 PERFORM. HE CAME TO PERFORM HE WAS REALLY GREAT. 416 00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:48,328 >> Jimmy: YEAH, USHER PLAYED >> USHER, FANTASIA, YOU KNOW, H.E.R. SHOWED UP 417 00:23:48,328 --> 00:23:50,530 AND TEVIN CAMPBELL WAS REALLY, REALLY AMAZING BUT IT'S NOT LEGAL IN ATLANTA. 418 00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:51,998 BUT I WANT TO HAVE A WEED TRUCK. AND THEY TOLD ME I COULDN'T DO 419 00:23:51,998 --> 00:23:54,567 IT BECAUSE I - >> Jimmy: NO, YEAH NO, YOU CAN'T. 420 00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:56,336 YEAH ALL RIGHT, BUT THOSE ARE THE TYPES OF THINGS. 421 00:23:56,336 --> 00:23:59,205 >> YEAH. CAN YOU IMAGINE A WEED TRUCK YOU WALK UP TO THE TRUCK AND 422 00:23:59,205 --> 00:24:01,341 GET WHATEVER EDIBLE YOU WANT IT WOULD BE REALLY COOL. I'M THINKING ABOUT GOING INTO 423 00:24:01,341 --> 00:24:06,479 THAT BUSINESS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO 424 00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:08,348 >> NO WHY? >> Jimmy: THIS IS JUST -- YOU'LL DOMINATE AND THAT'LL 425 00:24:08,348 --> 00:24:10,650 JUST BE THE THING. AND THEY'LL BE - >> THAT'LL BE THE -- 426 00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:12,419 >> Jimmy: YEAH, NOW I NEED YOU TO DO STAY FOCUSED ON ALL THE FUN, CREATIVE THINGS YOU'RE 427 00:24:12,419 --> 00:24:24,764 DOING. >> NO, WEED TRUCKS AND RAGERS. I'M CHANGING MY LIFE AT 53 428 00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:26,700 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I JUST CHANGED YOUR LIFE 429 00:24:26,700 --> 00:24:29,369 >> JUST DID IT, MAN. YOU JUST DID IT. >> Jimmy: LAST TIME YOU WERE 430 00:24:29,369 --> 00:24:31,104 HERE, WE WERE TALKING -- YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT RETIRING "MADEA." 431 00:24:31,104 --> 00:24:32,739 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND THEN -- AND THEN YOU SAID, "WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT 432 00:24:32,739 --> 00:24:34,140 I'M THINKING ABOUT UN-RETIRING BECAUSE PEOPLE NEED ENTERTAINMENT -- 433 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:36,443 >> JOY AND LAUGHTER. JUST -- YEAH >> Jimmy: -- AND JUST TO LAUGH 434 00:24:36,443 --> 00:24:37,744 AND I GO, "YEAH, PLEASE DO THAT." >> YEAH. 435 00:24:37,744 --> 00:24:39,612 >> Jimmy: AND THEN YOU MADE THIS MOVIE, "A MADEA HOMECOMING." 436 00:24:39,612 --> 00:24:42,349 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT IS A -- IT WAS A GIANT GLOBAL HIT 437 00:24:42,349 --> 00:24:45,952 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I MEAN, MASSIVE. >> NUMBER ONE IN MANY 438 00:24:45,952 --> 00:24:47,821 COUNTRIES. YEAH, YEAH >> Jimmy: NUMBER ONE 439 00:24:47,821 --> 00:24:50,156 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HOW DOES IT FEEL WHEN YOU GO LIKE, "YEAH --" BECAUSE 440 00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:51,858 AT ONE POINT, YOU'RE LIKE, "I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT AGAIN." >> YEAH. 441 00:24:51,858 --> 00:24:54,494 BUT I -- MORE THAN WHAT I FELT, IT WAS MORE LIKE HER SAYING, "WHAT THE HELL I TOLD YA 442 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:57,330 I TOLD YA, I DOMINATE THIS - SO, YEAH IT'S ME, BABY. 443 00:24:57,330 --> 00:25:00,400 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> SO, I DON'T KNOW. 444 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:02,235 I DON'T KNOW LISTEN, AS LONG AS PEOPLE -- AGAIN, AS LONG AS PEOPLE WANT 445 00:25:02,235 --> 00:25:04,304 TO SEE HER, SHE'LL BE AROUND I THINK THAT - >> Jimmy: I THINK THAT MADEA -- 446 00:25:04,304 --> 00:25:06,072 MADEA SHOULD HAVE A WEED -- A GUMMY TRUCK. >> AND A RAGER 447 00:25:06,072 --> 00:25:12,679 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SHE SHOULD HAVE A -- >> THAT WOULD BE -- THAT WOULD 448 00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:15,148 BE A GREAT TRUCK OR "HIGH AS HELL." "HIGH AS HELL. 449 00:25:15,148 --> 00:25:17,851 THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT. >> Jimmy: HIGH AS HELL 450 00:25:25,125 --> 00:25:33,667 THIS BEARD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 451 00:25:33,667 --> 00:25:40,473 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK EVERYBODY. WE'RE TALKING TO ONE OF OUR 452 00:25:40,473 --> 00:25:42,442 FAVORITES, THE ONE AND ONLY TYLER PERRY. COME ON NOW. 453 00:25:42,442 --> 00:25:45,812 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW MOVIE, "A JAZZMAN'S BLUES. 454 00:25:45,812 --> 00:25:52,919 YOU WROTE AND DIRECTED THE THIS IT'S GETTING GREAT REVIEWS, BY 455 00:25:52,919 --> 00:25:58,091 THE WAY. >> CAN YOU IMAGINE A A TYLER PERRY MOVIE GETTING 456 00:25:58,091 --> 00:26:00,260 GREAT REVIEWS? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 457 00:26:00,260 --> 00:26:02,429 WHAT IS THAT LIKE FOR YOU? DO YOU GO LIKE -- DO YOU READ THE REVIEWS? 458 00:26:02,429 --> 00:26:04,297 >> I NEVER READ THEM I HAVEN'T READ THEM IN THE PAST 459 00:26:04,297 --> 00:26:06,900 BUT OPRAH CALLED ME UP SHE SAID, "TYLER, HAVE YOU READ THE REVIEW FROM 'VARIETY'? 460 00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:10,070 I WAS LIKE, "NO. SHE SAID, "NO, NO, NO, YOU NEED TO READ IT." 461 00:26:10,070 --> 00:26:12,939 I WAS LIKE, "NO, I DON'T WANT TO OPEN THAT IN MY MIND. SHE WAS LIKE, "NO, NO, NO. 462 00:26:12,939 --> 00:26:15,642 AND SHE -- I WAS LIKE, "NO." SHE'S LIKE, "OKAY. SO SHE STARTS READING IT TO ME 463 00:26:15,642 --> 00:26:18,511 ON THE PHONE >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 464 00:26:18,511 --> 00:26:23,416 IF IT'S OPRAH, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SAY >> YOU GOT TO LISTEN TO IT 465 00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:25,285 YOU WANT OPRAH TO READ ANYTHING TO YOU >> Jimmy: ANYTHING TO YOU AT 466 00:26:25,285 --> 00:26:29,089 ALL, YEAH. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. 467 00:26:29,089 --> 00:26:32,926 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: IT IS FANTASTIC. YOU'VE GOT TO SEE THIS MOVIE 468 00:26:32,926 --> 00:26:35,328 BUT THIS IS -- THE STORY BEHIND IT IS EVEN COOLER. THIS IS A SCREENPLAY THAT YOU 469 00:26:35,328 --> 00:26:37,097 WROTE 27 YEARS AGO >> 27 YEARS AGO. YEAH 470 00:26:37,097 --> 00:26:39,165 26 YEARS OLD, BROKE, STRUGGLING AND I SNUCK INTO A PLAY, A 471 00:26:39,165 --> 00:26:41,501 A THEATER IN ATLANTA, CALLED THE ALLIANCE THEATER AND AUGUST WILSON WAS HAVING A 472 00:26:41,501 --> 00:26:43,636 A PLAY CALLED "TWO TRAINS RUNNING. >> Jimmy: AUGUST WILSON? 473 00:26:43,636 --> 00:26:46,072 >> YEAH, AND I GOT A CHANCE TO TALK TO HIM. AND I HAD NOTHING, AND HE WAS 474 00:26:46,072 --> 00:26:48,341 REALLY ENCOURAGING AND HE TOLD ME TO GO WRITE WHAT WAS IN MY HEART. 475 00:26:48,341 --> 00:26:50,744 AND I WENT HOME AND "JAZZMAN" STARTED TO POUR OUT THEN >> Jimmy: YEAH 476 00:26:50,744 --> 00:26:52,345 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND DID YOU THINK THAT YOU WERE GOING TO BE IN THE MOVIE 477 00:26:52,345 --> 00:26:55,081 >> YEAH, WELL, I HAD BIG DREAMS EVEN THOUGH I WAS BROKE. YEAH, I WANTED TO BE THE LEAD. 478 00:26:55,081 --> 00:26:59,586 NOBODY KNEW MY NAME. BUT I WANTED WILL SMITH TO PLAY THE CO-LEAD. 479 00:26:59,586 --> 00:27:06,259 DIANA ROSS, HALLE BERRY, ALL THESE PEOPLE IN THE MOVIE. >> Jimmy: WOW. 480 00:27:06,259 --> 00:27:12,699 >> BUT I AGED OUT. 'CAUSE IT STARTS WHEN HE'S 17 YEARS OLD, AND EVEN THOUGH I 481 00:27:12,699 --> 00:27:14,901 TRY TO LOOK MY BEST, I CAN'T PULL OFF 17. NOT EVEN WITH DIGITAL BOTOX YOU 482 00:27:14,901 --> 00:27:18,471 CAN'T PULL THAT OFF. [ LAUGHTER ] SO, I FOUND AN INCREDIBLE CAST 483 00:27:18,471 --> 00:27:20,273 AND DEBBIE ALLEN DID THE CHOREOGRAPHY, AND TERRY FLETCHER DID THE MUSIC 484 00:27:20,273 --> 00:27:23,643 >> Jimmy: LOVE DEBBIE ALLEN. >> IT'S REALLY PHENOMENAL. >> Jimmy: CAN YOU TELL EVERYONE 485 00:27:23,643 --> 00:27:26,379 WHAT THE FILM IS ABOUT >> IT'S ABOUT TWO STAR-CROSSED LOVERS WHO FIND THEMSELVES IN 486 00:27:26,379 --> 00:27:34,054 VERY DIFFICULT SITUATIONS, SET IN THE 1940s AND ALL THESE OBSTACLES AGAINST 487 00:27:34,054 --> 00:27:36,456 THEM TRYING TO KEEP THEIR LOVE APART. BUT NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, 488 00:27:36,456 --> 00:27:38,525 THEY ALWAYS SEEM TO FIND EACH OTHER AGAIN. SO IT'S A POWERFUL, POWERFUL 489 00:27:38,525 --> 00:27:41,061 FILM >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 490 00:27:41,061 --> 00:27:42,562 HERE'S A SCENE FROM TYLER PERRY'S "A JAZZMAN'S BLUES. 491 00:27:42,562 --> 00:27:43,196 BLUES. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 492 00:27:46,199 --> 00:27:48,368 * LET THE GOOD TIME 493 00:27:48,368 --> 00:27:56,242 ROLL DON'T CARRY YOUR LOAD * * GET TOGETHER AN 494 00:27:56,242 --> 00:28:04,651 LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL * * * NO MATTER WHA 495 00:28:04,651 --> 00:28:11,324 IT'S RAINY WEATHER BIRDS OF A FEATHER * * GOT TO STICK TOGETHER 496 00:28:11,324 --> 00:28:14,494 SO GET YOURSELF UNDER CONTRO GO OUT AND GET TOGETHER * * AND LET THE 497 00:28:14,494 --> 00:28:26,740 GOOD TIMES ROLL * * >> HOW Y'ALL DOING 498 00:28:26,740 --> 00:28:28,808 Y'ALL ALIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> MAN, AWESOME. 499 00:28:28,808 --> 00:28:30,777 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S A DIFFERENT - 500 00:28:30,777 --> 00:28:32,412 >> TOTALLY DIFFERENT >> Jimmy: IT'S A DEPARTURE FOR YOU, BUT I LOVE THAT YOU KEEP 501 00:28:32,412 --> 00:28:33,947 DOING THIS AND THIS IS THE ONE THAT KIND OF GOT YOU STARTED 502 00:28:33,947 --> 00:28:38,752 >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: THIS IS -- CONGRATS ON THE FANTASTIC REVIEWS 503 00:28:38,752 --> 00:28:42,889 WHO ARE THOSE -- THERE'S SOME NEW FACES THERE. >> AMIRAH VANN 504 00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:45,325 AUSTIN SCOTT WAS IN THAT CLIP. AND MILUANA JACKSON. AND SOLEA PFEIFFER AND 505 00:28:45,325 --> 00:28:49,562 JOSHUA BOONE, THEY LEAD THE MOVIE. AND ALL NEW FACES THAT ARE 506 00:28:49,562 --> 00:28:51,865 INCREDIBLY TALENTED, THAT I'M EXCITED ABOUT. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR DOING 507 00:28:51,865 --> 00:28:54,501 ALL THIS STUFF AND DUDE, THIS -- CONGRATS ON EVERYTHING 508 00:28:54,501 --> 00:28:57,237 >> APPRECIATE IT THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: IT'S A GREAT MOVIE 509 00:28:57,237 --> 00:28:59,406 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TYLER PERRY, EVERYBODY "A JAZZMAN'S BLUES" PREMIERES 510 00:28:59,406 --> 00:29:01,708 TOMORROW ON NETFLIX. STEPHEN A. SMITH JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. 511 00:29:01,708 --> 00:29:19,192 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 512 00:29:19,192 --> 00:29:23,930 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A POPULAR SPORTS COMMENTATOR YOU CAN SEE EVERY MORNING ON 513 00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:30,236 ESPN'S "FIRST TAKE." HE ALSO HAS A BRAND-NEW PODCAST, CALLED "KNOW MERCY," 514 00:29:30,236 --> 00:29:34,607 WHICH PREMIERES THIS MONDAY. PLEASE WELCOME STEPHEN A. SMITH 515 00:29:34,607 --> 00:29:49,155 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> WHAT'S UP 516 00:29:49,155 --> 00:29:51,558 WHAT'S UP, EVERYBODY >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE BACK STEPHEN 517 00:29:51,558 --> 00:29:54,728 >> MAN, IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK, MAN. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW I'M A BIG 518 00:29:54,728 --> 00:29:59,432 FAN. YOU'VE GOT A LOT GOING ON. >> YES 519 00:29:59,432 --> 00:30:03,470 >> Jimmy: YOU WROTE A MEMOIR >> YEAH, I DID, MAN. I MEAN, LOOK, DAMMIT, THEY MADE 520 00:30:03,470 --> 00:30:04,904 ME I WANT TO MAKE SURE -- THEY MADE ME. 521 00:30:04,904 --> 00:30:10,377 >> Jimmy: YEAH AND I WANTED TO BE, YOU KNOW, HONEST AND TELL MY STORY TO 522 00:30:10,377 --> 00:30:12,345 SOME DEGREE. I'VE BEEN BLESSED AND FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO HAVE SOME SUCCESS. 523 00:30:12,345 --> 00:30:15,281 I MEAN, I AM ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW." >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT 524 00:30:15,281 --> 00:30:18,251 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IS THERE A TITLE TO THE MEMOIR >> "STRAIGHT SHOOTER." 525 00:30:18,251 --> 00:30:21,855 >> Jimmy: "STRAIGHT SHOOTER. >> "STRAIGHT SHOOTER." >> Jimmy: STEPHEN A. YOU'VE GOT 526 00:30:21,855 --> 00:30:25,025 TO COME BACK WHEN THAT COMES OUT. >> THAT'S RIGHT, ABSOLUTELY. 527 00:30:25,025 --> 00:30:28,061 >> Jimmy: CONGRATS ON "FIRST TAKE." EVERY MORNING, IT'S NUMBER ONE 528 00:30:28,061 --> 00:30:31,364 SHOW FOR TEN YEARS NOW >> TEN AND A HALF YEARS, MAN >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. 529 00:30:31,364 --> 00:30:37,037 DID YOU KNOW IT WAS GOING TO BE THIS HUGE? >> OH, YES 530 00:30:37,037 --> 00:30:41,074 I DID. [ LAUGHTER ] I ABSOLUTELY DID 531 00:30:41,074 --> 00:30:43,910 I MEAN, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: WOW, YOU DIDN'T EVEN THINK FOR A SECOND 532 00:30:43,910 --> 00:30:46,546 >> I HAD NO DOUBT. WELL, LISTEN, MAN, THE OBJECTIVE OF A DEBATE SHOW IS 533 00:30:46,546 --> 00:30:50,750 TO BASICALLY HAVE REASON TO DEBATE AND WHEN MY MAN, SKIP BAYLESS, 534 00:30:50,750 --> 00:30:52,452 WHO'S NOW AT FS1 ASKED ME TO COME AND JOIN HIM, I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE SUCCESSFUL 535 00:30:52,452 --> 00:30:59,225 BECAUSE WE AGREED ON NOTHING >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I MEAN, ABSOLUTELY, 536 00:30:59,225 --> 00:31:01,294 POSITIVELY NOTHING AND SO, BECAUSE OF THAT, I'M LIKE, "I'M NOT GOING TO BE -- 537 00:31:01,294 --> 00:31:05,065 I'M NOT GOING TO STRUGGLE TO FIND SOMETHING TO DEBATE ABOUT. 538 00:31:05,065 --> 00:31:09,936 YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF PEOPLE, THEY'LL SIT UP THERE, AND THEY ACT LIKE THEY DISAGREE 539 00:31:09,936 --> 00:31:12,672 IT'S GOOD TELEVISION THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY HE AND I DISAGREED ALL THE 540 00:31:12,672 --> 00:31:18,078 TIME AND THEN I FOUND OUT, I PRETTY MUCH DISAGREE WITH EVERYBODY 541 00:31:18,078 --> 00:31:21,214 SO, THAT'S WHY I'VE BEEN NUMBER ONE, BECAUSE IT AIN'T HARD FOR ME TO FIND PEOPLE I DISAGREE 542 00:31:21,214 --> 00:31:26,119 WITH >> Jimmy: YEAH AND VERY INTERESTING, ALWAYS 543 00:31:26,119 --> 00:31:29,956 EVERY SINGLE TIME. YOU'RE DOING THE SHOW FROM ORLANDO ON OCTOBER 7th DURING 544 00:31:29,956 --> 00:31:32,559 HBCU WEEK. WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE PART OF THAT 545 00:31:32,559 --> 00:31:40,667 >> WELL, THAT'S SOMETHING NEAR AND DEAR TO MY HEART I'M A GRADUATE OF WINSTON-SALEM 546 00:31:40,667 --> 00:31:42,635 STATE UNIVERSITY AND OVER THE LAST COUPLE TWO TO THREE YEARS, WE'VE BEEN BLESSED 547 00:31:42,635 --> 00:31:44,270 AND FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO RAISE ABOUT $12 MILLION IN SCHOLARSHIPS FOR OVER 548 00:31:44,270 --> 00:31:49,809 2,000 STUDENTS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND SO, BEING FROM AN HBCU, YOU 549 00:31:49,809 --> 00:31:53,346 KNOW, IT SAVED MY LIFE, BECAUSE IT GAVE ME AN OPPORTUNITY TO SEE A DIFFERENT SIDE 550 00:31:53,346 --> 00:31:56,950 TO SEE SOMETHING OTHER THAN THE STREETS OF NEW YORK CITY, BECAUSE I WAS RAISED IN HOLLIS, 551 00:31:56,950 --> 00:32:03,490 QUEENS, NEW YORK AND SO, FOR ME TO GO DOWN TO WINSTON-SALEM STATE AND TO HAVE 552 00:32:03,490 --> 00:32:05,458 THAT EXPERIENCE, IT'S SOMETHING I WANT TO MAKE SURE A LOT OF STUDENTS, PARTICULARLY MINORITY 553 00:32:05,458 --> 00:32:07,127 STUDENTS THROUGHOUT THIS COUNTRY, KNOW AND RECOGNIZE WHAT AN HBCU IS ALL ABOUT AND 554 00:32:07,127 --> 00:32:13,333 WHAT IT HAS TO OFFER >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD. >> AND DISNEY, OBVIOUSLY, ESPN 555 00:32:13,333 --> 00:32:16,736 AND DISNEY HAVE HELPED IMMENSELY, PUTTING THAT ON THE NATIONAL AIR WAVES AND GIVING 556 00:32:16,736 --> 00:32:21,875 THAT KIND OF PROFILE SO, I'D BE VERY HONORED TO BE A PART OF THAT 557 00:32:21,875 --> 00:32:31,384 >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU GO TO GAMES, ARE YOU ALLOWED TO REACT >> YES 558 00:32:31,384 --> 00:32:40,126 BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT IT'S TOUGH BECAUSE -- BECAUSE, SEE, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE FAVORITES 559 00:32:40,126 --> 00:32:42,195 BUT DAMMIT, I'M GONE HAVE FAVORITES WHEN IT COMES TO THE KNICKS AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, 560 00:32:42,195 --> 00:32:46,466 THE YANKEES TOO. BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, I'VE GOT TO ADMIT THIS. 561 00:32:46,466 --> 00:32:48,968 MY LIFESTYLE IS VERY, VERY IMPORTANT TO ME. SO, IF I SEE THE LAKERS PLAYING 562 00:32:48,968 --> 00:32:53,573 THE UTAH JAZZ IN THE PLAYOFFS, AND I KNOW I'VE GOT TO COVER THE FINALS, DAMMIT, I'M ROOTING 563 00:32:53,573 --> 00:32:59,913 FOR THE LAKERS I WANT TO BE IN L.A., I DON'T WANT TO BE IN SALT LAKE CITY 564 00:32:59,913 --> 00:33:08,121 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T DO IT BASED ON THAT. 565 00:33:08,121 --> 00:33:11,291 >> I'M SORRY LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN, HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY 566 00:33:11,291 --> 00:33:13,893 WE DON'T WANT PEOPLE LYING TO EACH OTHER, DO WE? >> Jimmy: NO, OF COURSE NOT. 567 00:33:13,893 --> 00:33:18,932 >> Jimmy: LET ME ASK YOU SOME OTHER QUESTIONS. I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE REVVED UP 568 00:33:18,932 --> 00:33:22,202 NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> ME? 569 00:33:22,202 --> 00:33:25,805 >> Jimmy: YES. I FEEL IT, NO. HERE WE GO 570 00:33:25,805 --> 00:33:31,711 AARON JUDGE. HE'S ABOUT TO BREAK THE SINGLE SEASON HOME RUN RECORD 571 00:33:31,711 --> 00:33:33,580 BUT HE'S ALSO -- HE'S ABOUT TO RENEGOTIATE HIS CONTRACT >> WELL, FIRST OF ALL, HE 572 00:33:33,580 --> 00:33:37,083 DESERVES HIS MONEY LET'S PAY AARON JUDGE. LET'S BE VERY, VERY CLEAR ABOUT 573 00:33:37,083 --> 00:33:43,523 THAT >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> HERE'S THE PROBLEM. 574 00:33:43,523 --> 00:33:47,360 THEY DIDN'T PAY HIM ORIGINALLY THEY OFFERED HIM NEARLY $250 MILLION 575 00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:54,134 HE THOUGHT HE WAS WORTH $350 MILLION THE BROTHER BET ON HIMSELF 576 00:33:54,134 --> 00:33:56,102 THE BOTTOM LINE IS, IS THAT HE'S WREAKING HAVOC. RBIs, HOME RUNS, BATTING 577 00:33:56,102 --> 00:34:08,448 AVERAGE. THEY GONE HAVE TO PAY HIM. AND THERE'S SOMEBODY IN QUEENS 578 00:34:08,448 --> 00:34:10,116 THAT IS THE NEW STEINBRENNER AND THE METS OWNER, COHEN. THEY'RE MAKING NEW RULES FOR 579 00:34:10,116 --> 00:34:13,920 THIS BROTHER BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH MONEY HE'S WILLING TO PAY HE'S WRITING STUFF OFF 580 00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:16,556 I MEAN, BILLIONS, WHATEVER AND I THINK THAT HE'S PLOTTING TO TAKE AARON JUDGE AWAY FROM 581 00:34:16,556 --> 00:34:28,234 MY YANKEES NOW, I'M YANKEES FIRST, NEW YORK ALWAYS. 582 00:34:28,234 --> 00:34:30,103 KNICKS FIRST, NEW YORK ALWAYS. BECAUSE I'M A NATIVE NEW YORKER 583 00:34:30,103 --> 00:34:32,272 BUT I DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM IN A METS UNIFORM >> Jimmy: NO 584 00:34:32,272 --> 00:34:35,675 [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S A DIFFERENT KIND OF PINSTRIPES IN THE BRONX. 585 00:34:35,675 --> 00:34:38,411 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> THAT'S THE NEW YORK YANKEES, I DON'T WANT HIM TO LEAVE, AND 586 00:34:38,411 --> 00:34:40,146 I'M WORRIED. >> Jimmy: AND WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO TELL AARON? 587 00:34:40,146 --> 00:34:49,122 AARON, IF YOU'RE WATCHING -- HE WATCHES >> PLEASE STAY 588 00:34:49,122 --> 00:34:51,858 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO NO, NO, NO AARON -- YOU TELL HIM -- YOU 589 00:34:51,858 --> 00:34:56,763 STAY -- AARON. YOU STAY AT THE YANKEES. >> LOOK, MAN, LOOK, THEY MADE 590 00:34:56,763 --> 00:35:00,367 A MISTAKE, NOW PAY HIM >> Jimmy: COME ON. >> THEY MADE A MISTAKE, NOW PAY 591 00:35:00,367 --> 00:35:02,769 HIM. >> Jimmy: COME ON, AARON >> NOW, HERE'S WHAT THE DEAL 592 00:35:02,769 --> 00:35:04,838 IS YOU GO BACK TO THE NEGOTIATING TABLE, AND YOU LOOK AT THE 593 00:35:04,838 --> 00:35:06,272 NUMBERS, AND YOU SAY, "HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW? >> Jimmy: "WHAT'S UP?" 594 00:35:06,272 --> 00:35:12,512 EXACTLY RIGHT. >> HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW BUT, BUT, IF THEY PAY YOU, TAKE 595 00:35:12,512 --> 00:35:19,519 THE MONEY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE DON'T GO TO QUEENS 596 00:35:19,519 --> 00:35:22,555 I LIVED IN QUEENS, OKAY? ALL RIGHT? IT'S BETTER THAN THE BRONX, BUT 597 00:35:22,555 --> 00:35:26,292 YOU AIN'T THERE ANYWAY YOU KNOW YOU IN MIDTOWN. YOU KNOW YOU IN MANHATTAN. 598 00:35:26,292 --> 00:35:34,701 HE LISTEN TO JETER HE'S IN MANHATTAN. HE AIN'T TRYING TO TAKE NO DAMN 599 00:35:34,701 --> 00:35:37,070 D-TRAIN, OKAY? [ LAUGHTER ] HE IN MANHATTAN. 600 00:35:37,070 --> 00:35:39,739 HE IN MANHATTAN. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD >> COME ON, MAN. 601 00:35:39,739 --> 00:35:42,075 WE DON'T NEED HIM GOING TO THE METS WE DON'T NEED THAT 602 00:35:42,075 --> 00:35:46,946 WE DON'T DESERVE THAT. WE DON'T DESERVE THAT. >> Jimmy: "KNOW MERCY," YOUR 603 00:35:46,946 --> 00:35:49,082 PODCAST. THIS STARTS NEXT WEEK. >> YEAH. 604 00:35:49,082 --> 00:35:53,386 MONDAY >> Jimmy: MONDAY IT STARTS >> RIGHT 605 00:35:53,386 --> 00:35:55,455 >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT A SPORTS PODCAST NECESSARILY. >> NOT AT ALL. 606 00:35:55,455 --> 00:35:57,624 >> Jimmy: NOT AT ALL >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY WERE THINKING UNLEASHING ME WITH 607 00:35:57,624 --> 00:36:02,896 THIS ONE I AIN'T GONNA LIE. [ LAUGHTER ] 608 00:36:02,896 --> 00:36:04,831 YOU KNOW, I MEAN, WE TALK ABOUT POLITICS, NEWS, POP CULTURE, ENTERTAINMENT, CURRENT EVENTS, 609 00:36:04,831 --> 00:36:13,840 THE WHOLE BIT. THERE ARE NO LIMITATIONS I STILL OBVIOUSLY, WHEN 610 00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:16,242 A SPORTS SUBJECT IS PERCOLATING, I CAN TALK ABOUT THAT TOO 611 00:36:16,242 --> 00:36:18,411 IT'S NOT JUST A SPORTS PODCAST I CAN TALK ABOUT ANYTHING. IT'S OWNED AND OPERATED BY ME 612 00:36:18,411 --> 00:36:22,916 IN PARTNERSHIP WITH CADENCE13. AND I'M IN 100% CONTROL OF THE CONTENT. 613 00:36:22,916 --> 00:36:31,057 THEY DONE UNLEASHED A BROTHER. THEY DONE UNLEASHED A BROTHER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 614 00:36:31,057 --> 00:36:33,059 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT THERE STEPHEN A. SMITH 615 00:36:33,059 --> 00:36:38,665 HIS NEW PODCAST, "KNOW MERCY," STARTING THIS MONDAY AARON, STAY A YANKEE 616 00:36:38,665 --> 00:36:41,534 >> YES SAY IT AGAIN >> Jimmy: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK 617 00:36:41,534 --> 00:36:44,871 WITH MUSIC FROM BLOOD ORANGE STAY A YANKEE! >> STAY A YANKEE 618 00:36:44,871 --> 00:36:46,506 >> Jimmy: COME ON BACK, MORE "TONIGHT SHOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 619 00:36:46,506 --> 00:37:05,458 * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "WISH" FROM HIS NEW EP, "FOUR SONGS," 620 00:37:05,458 --> 00:37:06,092 FROM HIS NEW EP, "FOUR SONGS," PLEASE WELCOME BLOOD ORANGE. 621 00:37:11,031 --> 00:37:19,239 * 622 00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:46,166 * * * 623 00:37:46,166 --> 00:38:01,348 * BREAKING IN THE DAY FIND ANOTHER WAY TO HIDE ALL THE THINGS 624 00:38:01,348 --> 00:38:11,191 I COULDN'T DO * * AND YOU WISH IT ALL WISH IT AL 625 00:38:11,191 --> 00:38:24,537 WENT YOUR WA YOU WERE WAITING * * FOR A PLACE TO STAY 626 00:38:24,537 --> 00:38:34,814 ASSUME THAT SOMETHIN MORE COULD CHANGE * * EVERYTHING THAT 627 00:38:34,814 --> 00:38:47,694 YOU'RE WONDERING COULDN'T KEEP YO FROM SQUANDERING * 628 00:38:47,694 --> 00:39:03,543 * AND YOU WISH IT ALL WISH IT ALL WENT AWAY * * BREAKING IN THE DAY 629 00:39:03,543 --> 00:39:10,216 FIND ANOTHER WAY TO HIDE ALL THE THINGS I COULDN'T DO * 630 00:39:10,216 --> 00:39:21,695 * * AND YOU WISH IT ALL WISH IT ALL WENT AWAY * 631 00:39:21,695 --> 00:39:39,612 * * * EVERYTHIN 632 00:39:39,612 --> 00:39:46,386 EVERYTHING THAT YOU'RE WONDERING * * THAT YOU'RE WONDERING 633 00:39:46,386 --> 00:39:50,890 COULDN'T KEE COULDN'T KEE YOU FROM SQUANDERING * 634 00:39:50,890 --> 00:39:55,795 * THERE YOU SQUANDERING AND YOU WISH IT AL WISH IT ALL WENT AWAY * 635 00:39:55,795 --> 00:40:17,650 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 636 00:40:17,650 --> 00:40:24,090 >> Jimmy: BLOOD ORANGE "FOUR SONGS" IS OUT NOW. MY THANKS TO TYLER PERRY, 637 00:40:24,090 --> 00:40:29,462 STEPHEN A. SMITH, BLOOD ORANGE ONCE AGAIN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 638 00:40:29,462 --> 00:40:31,531 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM 639 00:40:31,531 --> 00:40:33,166 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 640 00:40:33,166 --> 00:40:36,136 SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE