1 00:00:12,979 --> 00:00:22,756 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:24,391 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:24,391 --> 00:00:26,793 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - JON HAMM 4 00:00:26,793 --> 00:00:30,864 JURNEE SMOLLETT. MUSICAL GUEST THE SMASHING PUMPKINS 5 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:40,807 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1716 6 00:00:40,807 --> 00:00:41,975 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:46,346 --> 00:01:05,398 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:01:05,398 --> 00:01:11,404 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THAT IS A CROWD RIGHT THERE. THAT IS A GREAT CROWD. 9 00:01:11,404 --> 00:01:16,343 WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME. ENJOY YOURSELF 10 00:01:16,343 --> 00:01:20,280 WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE 11 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:23,750 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GUYS, IT SEEMS LIKE THERE'S SO MUCH GOING ON RIGHT NOW. 12 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:29,989 FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP IS BEING SUED BY NEW YORK'S ATTORNEY GENERAL FOR FRAUD. 13 00:01:29,989 --> 00:01:32,325 THE UNITED NATIONS GENERAL ASSEMBLY IS UNDER WAY. THIS WEEKEND DISNEY IS 14 00:01:32,325 --> 00:01:35,462 RERELEASING THE MOVIE "AVATAR" - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 15 00:01:35,462 --> 00:01:43,169 IN THEATERS. THEY'RE RERELEASING IT AND THE FDA IS WARNING PEOPLE 16 00:01:43,169 --> 00:01:45,505 AGAINST FOLLOWING A TIKTOK RECIPE FOR NYQUIL CHICKEN. THERE'S JUST SO MUCH TO GO 17 00:01:45,505 --> 00:01:47,374 OVER SO LET'S JUST JUMP IN AND COVER IT ALL AT ONCE 18 00:01:47,374 --> 00:01:47,941 IT ALL AT ONCE IT'S TIME FOR "NEWS SMASH. 19 00:01:48,174 --> 00:01:50,210 * 20 00:01:50,210 --> 00:01:59,786 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: FIRST UP, TRUMP. THE ATTORNEY GENERAL OF 21 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:03,890 NEW YORK IS SUING HIM FOR ALLEGEDLY LYING ABOUT THE VALUE OF HIS ASSETS. 22 00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:08,361 BETWEEN THIS, THE JANUARY 6th COMMITTEE, AND THE STOLEN CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS, TRUMP'S 23 00:02:08,361 --> 00:02:10,063 GOT MORE PROBLEMS TO DEAL WITH THAN - THE UNITED NATIONS 24 00:02:10,063 --> 00:02:13,066 [ LAUGHTER ] THEIR BIG GENERAL ASSEMBLY IS THIS WEEK IN NEW YORK CITY AND 25 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:19,305 EVERY HOTEL, RESTAURANT, AND STREET IS ABSOLUTELY PACKED. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT ISN'T PACKED 26 00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:23,243 A MOVIE THEATER SHOWING "AVATAR. [ LAUGHTER ] 27 00:02:23,243 --> 00:02:26,613 THAT MOVIE CAME OUT IN 2009. AND NOW IT'S BEING RE-RELEASED NOBODY REALLY ASKED FOR IT, BUT 28 00:02:26,613 --> 00:02:31,418 HERE IT IS KIND OF LIKE NYQUIL CHICKEN. [ LAUGHTER ] 29 00:02:31,418 --> 00:02:34,721 PEOPLE SAW THE RECIPE ON TIKTOK, AND NOW THE FDA IS SAYING STAY AWAY 30 00:02:34,721 --> 00:02:38,625 IT SOUNDS GROSS. BUT IF YOU FRY IT AND THROW IT IN A BUCKET IT'S PERFECT FOR - 31 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:45,432 DONALD TRUMP [ LAUGHTER ] THIS LATEST LAWSUIT -- 32 00:02:45,432 --> 00:02:49,102 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HE'S IN SERIOUS LEGAL TROUBLE. BUT HONESTLY BY NOW IT KIND OF 33 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:53,740 FEELS LIKE WE'VE SEEN THIS MOVIE BEFORE [ LAUGHTER ] 34 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:58,978 IF YOU FORGOT, "AVATAR" IS ABOUT ODDLY COLORED CREATURES THAT HAVE FALLEN ON HARD TIMES 35 00:02:58,978 --> 00:03:03,450 WHICH SOUNDS A LOT LIKE -- DONNY T. [ LAUGHTER ] 36 00:03:03,450 --> 00:03:05,051 WHEN TRUMP WAS INTERVIEWED BY STATE OFFICIALS, HE PLEADED THE FIFTH. 37 00:03:05,051 --> 00:03:07,053 BECAUSE WHEN IT CAME TO ANSWERING QUESTIONS HE WAS TOO -- 38 00:03:07,053 --> 00:03:11,624 CHICKEN. [ LAUGHTER ] COME ON, GUYS, DON'T MAKE 39 00:03:11,624 --> 00:03:15,495 NYQUIL CHICKEN OR TAMAFLU TURKEY OR ROBITUSIN RIBS THAT STUFF WILL MAKE YOU TURN 40 00:03:15,495 --> 00:03:21,701 BLUE [ LAUGHTER ] BACK IN '09, "AVATAR" MADE OVER 41 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:26,406 $2 BILLION WHICH IS ALSO HOW MUCH TRUMP SAID HIS APARTMENT'S WORTH 42 00:03:26,406 --> 00:03:28,708 AND IF YOU THINK THAT'S LEGAL, THEN YOU MUST BE HIGH ON - SIZZURP CHICKEN. 43 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:31,978 [ LAUGHTER ] SO, IN CONCLUSION, NATIONS UNITE, LOSING FIGHT, 44 00:03:31,978 --> 00:03:36,583 BACK IN BLUES, CHICKEN SNOOZE THIS HAS BEEN A "NEWS SMASH. 45 00:03:36,583 --> 00:03:44,657 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * HEY, THIS IS FUN, EARLIER 46 00:03:44,657 --> 00:03:49,262 TONIGHT ELTON JOHN PERFORMED ON THE SOUTH LAWN OF THE WHITE HOUSE. 47 00:03:49,262 --> 00:03:51,131 YEAH, IT WAS AN EXCITING NIGHT FOR THE BIDENS THE CONCERT STARTED RIGHT AFTER 48 00:03:51,131 --> 00:04:00,306 DINNER AT 3:00 P.M [ LAUGHTER ] BIDEN HOSTING ELTON JOHN AT THE 49 00:04:00,306 --> 00:04:03,476 WHITE HOUSE MAKES SENSE. THERE'S NO BETTER ANTHEM FOR A A 79-YEAR-OLD PRESIDENT THAN A 50 00:04:03,476 --> 00:04:05,445 A SONG CALLED "I'M STILL STANDING," DON'T YOU THINK [ LAUGHTER ] 51 00:04:05,445 --> 00:04:14,721 HEY, I SAW THAT IT'S NATIONAL DOG WEEK, EVERYBODY, YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 52 00:04:14,721 --> 00:04:16,489 AND TO CELEBRATE, TINDER IS PUTTING RESCUE DOGS ON THEIR APP -- 53 00:04:16,489 --> 00:04:21,161 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] -- TO MATCH THEM WITH POTENTIAL OWNERS, YEAH 54 00:04:21,161 --> 00:04:24,330 IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME AS NORMAL TINDER EVERYONE SAYS THEY ENJOY FOOD 55 00:04:24,330 --> 00:04:29,302 AND LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH. [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, A POPULAR CRAFT 56 00:04:29,302 --> 00:04:36,076 BEER IN AUSTRALIA WAS RECALLED OVER CONCERNS OF EXCESS ALCOHOL. 57 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:38,244 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, THE PEOPLE WHO BOUGHT IT WERE LIKE, "WE CAN'T 58 00:04:38,244 --> 00:04:40,847 RECALL ANYTHING. [ APPLAUSE ] WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, YOU GUYS, 59 00:04:40,847 --> 00:04:41,981 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS COME ON, RIGHT THERE 60 00:04:42,349 --> 00:04:52,659 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 61 00:04:52,659 --> 00:04:57,697 >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. HE STARS IN AND PRODUCES THE 62 00:04:57,697 --> 00:05:01,835 NEW MOVIE "CONFESS, FLETCH," WHICH IS OUT NOW JON HAMM IS HERE 63 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:06,339 >> Steve: COME ON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THE GREAT. 64 00:05:06,339 --> 00:05:10,910 >> Steve: I LOVE ME A SLICE OF HAMM >> Jimmy: I LOVE JON HAMM. 65 00:05:10,910 --> 00:05:13,046 >> Steve: LOVE HIM >> Jimmy: PLUS, YOU CAN SEE HER IN THE NEW MOVIE "LOU," WHICH 66 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:14,414 IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX. JURNEE SMOLLETT IS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT. 67 00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:18,885 >> Steve: WHOA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AND WE'VE GOT MUSIC 68 00:05:18,885 --> 00:05:27,761 FROM THE SMASHING PUMPKINS >> Steve: WHOA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 69 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:29,429 >> Jimmy: GUYS, I WANT TO MENTION THIS COOL THING THAT "THE TONIGHT SHOW" LAUNCHED 70 00:05:29,429 --> 00:05:31,898 THIS WEEK WITH SAMSUNG IT'S OUT NOW BASICALLY WE BROUGHT "THE 71 00:05:31,898 --> 00:05:40,573 TONIGHT SHOW" TO "FORTNITE." OKAY IT'S CALLED "TONIGHT AT THE 72 00:05:40,573 --> 00:05:43,810 ROCK POWERED BY SAMSUNG GALAXY," AND WE RECREATED EVERYTHING - 73 00:05:43,810 --> 00:05:45,879 ROCKEFELLER CENTER, THE 30 ROCK BUILDING, OUR STUDIO, STUDIO 6B, WE BUILT IT ALL IN 74 00:05:45,879 --> 00:05:48,415 "FORTNITE. THIS IS REAL YOU CAN WALK AROUND. 75 00:05:48,415 --> 00:05:53,887 YOU CAN EXPLORE. THERE'S MINIGAMES YOU CAN PLAY AND THE SAMSUNG GALAXY DEVICE 76 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:55,422 POWER BOOST HELPS YOU THROUGHOUT THE GAME. IT'S REALLY FUN, AND YOU CAN 77 00:05:55,422 --> 00:06:04,698 PLAY IT RIGHT NOW. YOU CAN JUST SCAN -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 78 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:08,401 SCAN THIS QR CODE, OR GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/TONIGHTATTHEROCK THANK YOU, SAMSUNG AND 79 00:06:08,401 --> 00:06:14,207 "FORTNITE" FOR DOING THIS WITH US [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 80 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,775 GUYS, TODAY IS FRIDAY AND THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP WITH PERSONAL STUFF. 81 00:06:15,775 --> 00:06:17,510 YOU KNOW, I CHECK MY INBOX, RETURN SOME EMAILS, AND OF COURSE I SEND OUT THANK YOU 82 00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:20,113 NOTES. AND I WAS RUNNING A BIT BEHIND TODAY. 83 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:22,515 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I THOUGHT IF YOU GUYS WOULDN'T MIND I'D LIKE TO WRITE OUT MY 84 00:06:22,515 --> 00:06:31,925 WEEKLY THANK YOU NOTES RIGHT NOW. IS THAT OKAY WITH YOU? 85 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:35,729 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU. JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU 86 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,764 NOTE MUSIC, PLEASE * >> Steve: DO YOU THINK HE HAD 87 00:06:37,764 --> 00:06:39,899 THAT NYQUIL CHICKEN? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DON'T KNOW 88 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:42,535 HE JUST SEEMS SLEEPY >> Steve: WOW. REAL SLEEPY. 89 00:06:42,535 --> 00:06:45,472 >> Jimmy: A LITTLE SLEEPY TONIGHT, YEAH. * 90 00:06:45,472 --> 00:06:47,107 THANK YOU, CANDY APPLES, FOR COMBINING THE JOYS OF EATING SOMETHING SWEET WITH THE 91 00:06:47,107 --> 00:06:49,743 OPPORTUNITY TO BREAK ALL OF MY TEETH. [ APPLAUSE ] 92 00:06:49,743 --> 00:07:00,520 * [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU, "DON'T WORRY 93 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:04,157 DARLING," FOR BEING A GRIPPING DRAMA FULL OF TWISTS AND TURNS AND THE MOVIE LOOKS GOOD, TOO. 94 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:14,434 [ APPLAUSE ] * [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 95 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:17,604 THANK YOU, CLEAR RECYCLING BAGS, OR AS I LIKE TO CALL YOU, TRASH AQUARIUMS. 96 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:29,749 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: OH, AN APPLE CORE. >> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT ONE. 97 00:07:29,749 --> 00:07:31,818 * THIS ONE'S A THINKER >> Steve: THIS ONE'S A THINKER 98 00:07:31,818 --> 00:07:34,054 >> Jimmy: I JUST THOUGHT OF IT NOW. >> Steve: THIS IS A -- 99 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:36,256 >> Jimmy: I THOUGHT OF IT NOW, BUT THIS ONE'S A THINKER >> Steve: 'CAUSE YOU'RE 100 00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:38,258 THINKING OF THESE ON THE SPOT. >> Jimmy: CORRECT. >> Steve: YOU'RE JUST WRITING 101 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:39,726 YOUR WEEKLY GRATITUDE LIST RIGHT NOW. SO, THE ONE YOU JUST THOUGHT 102 00:07:39,726 --> 00:07:41,428 OF, IS A THINKER OKAY >> Jimmy: THE ONE I THOUGHT 103 00:07:41,428 --> 00:07:43,530 OF -- ABOUT TO WRITE, IS A A THINKER. >> Steve: YES, NOT PREWRITTEN. 104 00:07:43,530 --> 00:07:46,366 >> Jimmy: NO, NO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I'M WRITING THEM NOW 105 00:07:46,366 --> 00:07:48,535 WITH INK >> Steve: YEAH, WRITING THEM NOW. 106 00:07:48,535 --> 00:07:51,404 >> Jimmy: WITH THIS HERE PEN YES. [ CLEARING THROAT 107 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:58,478 >> Steve: LA PLUME >> Jimmy: LA PLUME [ LAUGHGTER 108 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:06,319 >> Steve: LA CROWN * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, WAFFLES, 109 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:10,757 FOR BEING SQUARES IN TRIANGLES IN CIRCLES [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 110 00:08:10,757 --> 00:08:16,663 >> Steve: NICE * EUCLID SAID, "A-PLUS." 111 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:18,264 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IS THIS ONE A THINKER TOO, OR NO 112 00:08:18,264 --> 00:08:21,801 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT? NO 113 00:08:21,801 --> 00:08:25,171 * THANK YOU, NEW "STAR WARS" SHOW "ANDOR," FOR SOUNDING LIKE 114 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:32,512 SOMEONE AT DISNEY PLUS RAN OUT OF NAMES IT'S ABOUT SPACESHIPS AND/OR - 115 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:37,417 DROIDS >> Steve: DROIDS AND/OR -- "STAR WARS," RIGHT 116 00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:44,791 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, BOBA, FOR COMBINING THE TASTE OF TEA WITH 117 00:08:44,791 --> 00:08:54,367 THE THRILL OF ACCIDENTALLY CHOKING ON A TAPIOCA BALL. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 118 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:58,838 [ CHOKING >> Jimmy: YUM. >> Steve: BUBBLE TEA 119 00:08:58,838 --> 00:09:02,008 >> Jimmy: MMM. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * 120 00:09:02,008 --> 00:09:12,519 THANK YOU, PUMPKINS, FOR BEING A 360 DEGREE BUTT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 121 00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:14,587 * >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: COME ON. 122 00:09:14,587 --> 00:09:17,223 >> Steve: COME ON, GROW UP >> Jimmy: COME ON. >> Steve: GROW UP. 123 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,826 >> Jimmy: COME ON. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: BUTT 124 00:09:19,826 --> 00:09:24,798 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, SOUP, FOR NOT GOING BY YOUR ORIGINAL 125 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:27,934 NAME, HOT PUREED SALAD [ APPLAUSE ] THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY, 126 00:09:27,934 --> 00:09:30,103 THOSE ARE OUR THANK YOU NOTES. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JON HAMM, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 127 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:43,683 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> YOU GAVE ME A NICE GIFT 128 00:09:43,683 --> 00:09:51,057 THAT WAS REALLY SWEET OF YOU >> Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER I -- >> I DO. 129 00:09:56,496 --> 00:10:07,540 >> AND I ATE IT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN 130 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:12,879 EMMY-WINNING ACTOR WHO STARS IN AND PRODUCES THE NEW MOVIE "CONFESS, FLETCH," WHICH IS IN 131 00:10:12,879 --> 00:10:22,188 THEATERS AND ON DIGITAL NOW. PLEASE WELCOME JON HAMM! 132 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:33,800 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 133 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:37,203 >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT COME ON. 134 00:10:37,203 --> 00:10:45,745 THEY LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU THAT'S IT. 135 00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:47,814 THAT IS A MOVIE STAR WELCOME BACK, JON. YOU KNOW - 136 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:51,184 >> AH! >> Jimmy: IT IS YOUR TENTH APPEARANCE 137 00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:53,286 >> DOUBLE DIG. >> Jimmy: DOUB -- DOUBLE DIGITS ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 138 00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:55,255 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> DOUBLE DIG. 139 00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:57,524 >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY DOUBLE DIGITS. I'M SO HAPPY THAT -- 140 00:10:57,524 --> 00:11:00,260 >> AW! THANKS >> Jimmy: TENTH APPEARANCE 141 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,562 >> THAT MEANS YOU LIKE ME. >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 142 00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:04,297 I MORE THAN LIKE YOU PLEASE, COME ON FOR ANOTHER 50 APPEARANCES. 143 00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:07,067 >> OH, OKAY. >> Jimmy: A THOUSAND APPEARANCES. 144 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:11,538 >> WELL, YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME MY BEARD BACK [ LAUGHTER ] 145 00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:13,373 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KIND OF FIG -- I'M TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT 146 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:16,776 I'M NOT SURE WHERE IT IS >> IT LOOKS FANTASTIC. >> Jimmy: REALLY 147 00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:19,079 >> I'M ON BOARD. I'M ON - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 148 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:23,883 THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN >> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK YOU, 149 00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:25,618 ALSO, FOR HELPING ME OUT YOU DID AN EPISODE OF "PASSWORD. 150 00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:28,555 >> OH, MY GOD. HOW MUCH FUN DID WE HAVE >> WE HAD THE BEST TIME ON 151 00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:33,393 "PASSWORD. AND THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT YOU CAME ON. 152 00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:35,261 AND WE -- IT WAS A TRIBUTE TO BETTY WHITE, THAT SHOW >> THE BEST. 153 00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:37,430 >> Jimmy: IT WAS OUR FIRST SHOW >> THE BEST. 154 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:39,399 >> Jimmy: AND YOU DID ME A A SOLID. THANK YOU FOR THAT 155 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:41,368 >> AH. >> Jimmy: BUT WE -- REMEMBER WE DID A SKETCH WITH 156 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,870 BETTY WHITE -- >> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: -- FOR THE EMMYS 157 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,739 >> IT WAS "GLEE" -- A "GLEE" PARODY, I BELIEVE. >> Jimmy: YES. 158 00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:48,375 IT WAS A "GLEE" PARODY >> YES >> Jimmy: YES. 159 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:52,412 >> 6B. >> Jimmy: IT WAS STUDIO 6B >> YES 160 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:56,783 >> Jimmy: A "GLEE" PARODY. >> AND MY JOB WAS TO BACK UP -- BACK THAT THANG UP 161 00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:59,619 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> INTO BETTY WHITE'S FRONT. 162 00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:01,187 [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: YEAH YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 163 00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:04,491 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SHE WAS LIKE A CHOREOGRAPHER SHE WAS LIKE, "BACK THAT THING 164 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:05,625 UP, BACK - DUDE, HOW FUNNY WAS BETTY WHITE? 165 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:08,495 >> SHE WAS IN HER 90s. I MEAN - [ LAUGHTER ] 166 00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:10,230 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THE GREATEST >> GOD BLESS HER >> Jimmy: THE GREATEST -- AND 167 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,699 GOD BLESS BETTY WHITE. SHE IS THE GREATEST. >> MY FAVORITE PART WAS -- THE 168 00:12:12,699 --> 00:12:14,467 CONTINUATION OF THAT WAS THAT WE HAD, KIND OF, A QUICK CHANGE, AND I HAD TO PRESENT 169 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:23,243 RIGHT AFTER THAT >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S RIGHT >> WITH BETTY. 170 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,645 AND IT WAS AWESOME, BUT I HAD TO GET OUT OF MY, LIKE, "GLEE" COSTUME AND INTO MY TUXEDO 171 00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:27,514 SO, I HAD TO DO, LIKE, A QUICK CHANGE BACKSTAGE AND BETTY WAS RIGHT THERE. 172 00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:30,984 >> Jimmy: IN FRONT OF BETTY? >> OH, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 173 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,652 AND BY THE WAY, DID NOT LOOK AWAY >> Jimmy: WOW! 174 00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:38,224 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HEY. [ LAUGHTER ] 175 00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:39,859 BETTY WHITE IS A LEGEND. I LOVE HER >> TOOK IT IN. 176 00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:44,564 SHE TOOK IT IN [ LAUGHTER ] WELL - 177 00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:49,469 >> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK THE LAST TIME -- I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE YOU OWNED THE SUMMER - 178 00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,104 >> OH. >> Jimmy: -- WITH THE BLOCKBUSTER, "TOP GUN: 179 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,872 MAVERICK." >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: NO BIG DEAL. 180 00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:55,608 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU NO BIG DEAL. 181 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:59,412 >> Jimmy: THE BIGGEST MOVIE -- >> NO. >> Jimmy: -- EVER MADE 182 00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:01,281 COME ON, BUDDY >> I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THEY RE-RELEASE IT 15 YEARS LATER 183 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:08,822 >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND I CAN MAKE A JOKE >> "AVATAR" STYLE. 184 00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:10,924 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I SAW YOU ON THE -- ON THE BIG SCREEN, BUT I SAW 185 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:15,061 YOU ON THE BIGGEST SCREEN. >> OH, THE -- THE IMAX >> Jimmy: IMAX 186 00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:17,230 >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND I LOVED IT >> IT'S KIND OF AN EXPERIENCE. 187 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:19,432 >> Jimmy: DUDE, YOU'RE A A MOVIE -- IT WAS THE GREATEST THING. 188 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:21,334 I LOVED IT SO MUCH >> DID THAT SPONTANEOUSLY MAKE YOU GROW THAT BEARD, WATCHING 189 00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:22,836 THAT [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS JUST SO TESTOSTERONE 190 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,904 FILLED YOU JUST - >> Jimmy: IT WAS SO ACTION 191 00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:27,507 PACKED LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ] BUT -- AND THEN, YOU KNOW WHAT 192 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:29,275 I GO -- I SAW THE MOVIE AND THEN I GO -- AND I WENT TO A A GREAT RESTAURANT, AMELIA'S 193 00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:30,410 BLOCK. >> OH, GOD, I FORGOT -- I FORGOT ABOUT THIS. 194 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:35,815 YES. >> Jimmy: AND THIS IS AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT 195 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:39,219 OPENING WEEKEND OF "TOP GUN: MAVERICK," I HAPPEN TO RUN INTO -- WHO WAS THERE? 196 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:41,621 MY BEST BUD, JON HAMM. >> YES >> Jimmy: WAS THERE AT -- 197 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:43,690 EATING DINNER AT THIS RESTAURANT >> EATING A DINNER AT THE 198 00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,325 SAME - YOU -- YOU WERE -- YOU WERE TWO-TIMING ME, THOUGH. 199 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:48,094 YOU WERE THERE WITH HARRY KANE >> Jimmy: I WAS THERE WITH HARRY KANE 200 00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:50,363 >> YEAH, TALKING FOOTBALL, I'M ASSUMING >> Jimmy: YEAH 201 00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:52,766 "FOOTBALL. >> "FOOTBALL." >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE'RE TALKING 202 00:13:52,766 --> 00:13:54,834 FOOTBALL, YEAH >> "LET'S -- LET'S GET SOME ITALIAN FOOD DOWNTOWN. 203 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,903 >> Jimmy: "ITALIAN FOOD IS WHAT PEOPLE LIKE. >> "LIKE DOWNTOWN WITH DUDES 204 00:13:56,903 --> 00:13:59,139 LIKE --" [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "YOU CAN ONLY PLAY 205 00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:00,640 FOOTBALL IF YOU GO EAT ITALIAN FOOD." >> "PLAY SOME FOOTBALL, GET 206 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,809 SOME PASTA." >> Jimmy: "YEAH, EXACTLY." [ LAUGHTER ] 207 00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:06,446 "PASTA." >> "MAYBE SOME LIKE -- >> Jimmy: "MAYBE - 208 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:09,616 >> "EGGPLANT PARM. >> Jimmy: "RAVIOLI YEAH, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 209 00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:11,051 [ LAUGHTER ] >> "WHATEVER WHATEVER." 210 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,319 >> Jimmy: "WHATEVER YOU WANT." >> "DON'T EVEN MATTER. [ LAUGHTER ] 211 00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:14,954 >> Jimmy: "DOES IT DOES IT? >> "JUST BUDS. 212 00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:16,823 >> Jimmy: "DOES IT SPUDS. >> "BUDS 213 00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:18,658 BUDS AND SPUDS." >> Jimmy: "OH, BUDS AND SPUDS. [ LAUGHTER ] 214 00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,427 YEAH, EXACTLY RIGHT. SO, I WAS THERE CHEATING ON YOU WITH HARRY - 215 00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:22,062 [ LAUGHTER ] THANK GOD WE WEREN'T SITTING TOGETHER 216 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:23,763 WE WOULD'VE DONE THIS THE WHOLE NIGHT. >> THE WHOLE RESTAURANT WOULD 217 00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:26,433 HAVE LEFT. >> Jimmy: THE WHOLE RESTAURANT [ LAUGHTER ] 218 00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:28,735 NO, BUT I WAS HAPPY TO SEE YOU, BECAUSE IT WAS A BIG - >> YEAH, YEAH. 219 00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:31,805 YOU GAVE ME A NICE GIFT. THAT WAS REALLY SWEET OF YOU >> Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER? 220 00:14:31,805 --> 00:14:36,810 I -- >> I DO. THE WAITER CAME OVER WITH A, 221 00:14:36,810 --> 00:14:38,578 SORT OF, DIRTY PLATE AND HALF A MEATBALL ON IT, AND SAID, "MR. FALLON WOULD LIKE TO GIFT 222 00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:39,979 THIS TO YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I GAVE YOU HALF 223 00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:44,150 A MEATBALL >> AND I ATE IT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 224 00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:45,885 GOOD MEATBALL. >> Jimmy: I SAID, "WHAT CAN WE GIVE --" 225 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:49,089 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> "GOOD MEATBALL. >> Jimmy: "IT WAS A GOOD 226 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:50,957 MEATBALL." >> "A GREAT MEATBALL, MATE." >> Jimmy: "WE'LL PLAY FOOTBALL 227 00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:52,826 AND GREAT MEATBALL." >> "SUCH A GOOD MEATBALL." >> Jimmy: "FOOTBALL, MEATBALL. 228 00:14:52,826 --> 00:14:56,262 >> "FOOTBALL, MEATBALL HALF A MEATBALL. MEATFOOT -- 229 00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:58,998 >> Jimmy: MEAT, BUT -- BUT, YEAH BUT YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? 230 00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:00,867 I SAW YOU THERE AND I GO, "OH, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU RECOGNIZED ME," SO I GO, "OH, I WANT TO 231 00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:03,503 SEND HIM OVER SOMETHING TO CONGRATULATE HIM BECAUSE 'TOP GUN' WAS ALREADY ON -- 232 00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:06,773 >> YOU WEREN'T IN DISGUISE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T HAVE A BEARD 233 00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:08,408 THEN >> YOU DID NOT HAVE A BEARD THEN 234 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,377 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT, YEAH, I GUESS IT WAS A SMALL RESTAURANT 235 00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,345 I GUESS YOU DID SEE ME BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO BOTHER YOU. 236 00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:15,849 >> YES, I DID. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT I THOUGHT IT 237 00:15:15,849 --> 00:15:17,484 WOULD BE FUNNY TO SEND YOU OVER SOMETHING. I GO, "I'LL SEND HIM OVER 238 00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:20,320 A MEATBALL THAT WILL MAKE HIM LAUGH." >> NO. 239 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,188 >> Jimmy: AND I GO, "NO, NO, NO WAIT, WAIT." 240 00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:24,357 >> "WAIT." >> Jimmy: "WAIT, COME BACK HERE." 241 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,893 >> "OY." >> Jimmy: "OY. >> "OY." 242 00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:29,062 >> Jimmy: "OY. BACK HERE. >> "WAIT A - 243 00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:31,264 >> Jimmy: "WAIT A -- [ LAUGHTER ] "I GOT A GREAT -- WELL, NOW -- 244 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,665 NOW, I'M TURNING INTO A STATHAM. >> "ARE YOU LOOKING FOR 245 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,968 JASON STATHAM? >> Jimmy: JASON STATHAM. >> KEEP -- 246 00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:37,170 >> Jimmy: "YOU KNOW, GAVE HIM HALF A MEATBALL. >> "HALF A MEATBALL. 247 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:43,943 [ LAUGHTER ] "GIVE HIM THE OLD DEMI BOWL. [ LAUGHTER ] 248 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:48,948 "GIVE HIM THE 180. >> Jimmy: YOU'VE ALREADY STARTED ONE OF THE GREATEST TV 249 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,685 SHOWS OF ALL TIME. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: "MAD MEN." 250 00:15:51,685 --> 00:15:54,654 >> OH, THAT ONE -- >> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 251 00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:55,955 A LITTLE HIT >> PRETTY GOOD >> Jimmy: YEAH 252 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,491 >> PRETTY GOOD >> Jimmy: KIND OF A HOME RUN >> HAD A GOOD RUN. 253 00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,560 >> Jimmy: HAD A GOOD - >> IT HAD A GOOD RUN >> Jimmy: BUT NOW YOU'VE 254 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:11,805 RETURNING TO TV WITH NOT ONE, BUT TWO SHOWS. >> DOUBLE DIP. 255 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,573 >> Jimmy: WOW. "DOUBLE DIGITS, DOUBLE DIPPING. 256 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:16,142 >> "DOUBLE DIG, DOUBLE DIP." >> Jimmy: YEAH, "FARGO." >> "HALF A MEATBALL, TWO 257 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,610 MEATBALL, DOUBLE DIP, WHO CARES. [ LAUGHTER ] 258 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:19,579 >> Jimmy: "FARGO." WE'RE OFF -- "FARGO" AND THE MORNING SHOW 259 00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:22,415 >> Jimmy: I LIKE - >> "FARGO. >> Jimmy: I LIKE GOING OFF THE 260 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,918 RAILS WITH YOU IT'S FUN WHY NOT? 261 00:16:24,918 --> 00:16:27,220 WAIT, "FARGO"? >> "FARGO," IT'S A FANTASTIC SHOW 262 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,422 EACH SEASON, SORT OF, RE -- RE-IMAGINES THE WHOLE STORY, ALTHOUGH THEY ARE KIND OF -- 263 00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:31,891 YOU KNOW, ROCK WAS ON IT >> Jimmy: HE WAS FANTASTIC >> HE WAS IN KANSAS CITY IN THE 264 00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:34,227 '30s >> Jimmy: CHRIS ROCK WAS ON FIRE 265 00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:40,900 >> YEAH, HE WAS GREAT. IT WAS GREAT TO SEE HIM AND DOING ALL THAT, AND -- 266 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,736 >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOING TO BE GOOD -- IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT FIT FOR YOU. 267 00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:44,637 >> SO, THIS ONE DOES NOT TAKE PLACE IN KANSAS CITY IN THE '30s, BUT IT DOES, SORT OF, 268 00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:45,972 KEEPS IMAGINING, SORT OF, ORGANIZED CRIME AND WHAT'S HAPPENING. 269 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:47,240 AND I PLAY A RATHER UNSAVORY CHARACTER. >> Jimmy: OH 270 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:53,146 >> CAN'T REALLY GET INTO IT. >> Jimmy: WOW. YOU CAN'T GET INTO IT. 271 00:16:53,146 --> 00:17:00,353 >> WELL, LIKE, I MEAN, I'M GOING TO BE VERY INTO IT BUT I CAN'T -- I CAN'T GET INTO 272 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,222 THE DEETS. >> Jimmy: AND THEN THE MORNING -- 273 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:04,491 >> THE DEETS AND "THE MORNING SHOW," I GET TO HANG OUT WITH ANISTON 274 00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:08,328 >> Jimmy: REESE WITHERSPOON? >> REESE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 275 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:12,165 >> Jimmy: BILLY CRUDUP >> BILLY CRUDES. >> Jimmy: OH, I LOVE THAT DUDE 276 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:14,334 >> GREAT -- GREAT CAST GREAT PEOPLE >> Jimmy: YEAH 277 00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:17,337 >> I CAN'T REALLY GET INTO IT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T -- I CAN'T 278 00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:19,139 GET INTO IT RIGHT NOW. >> I WOULD LOVE TO GET INTO IT, BUT I JUST CAN'T -- I JUST 279 00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:21,675 CAN'T. "OH, I CAN'T GET INTO IT." >> Jimmy: I CAN'T TALK 280 00:17:21,675 --> 00:17:23,343 I JUST CAN'T TALK. WELL, I WANT TO ABOUT THIS FILM, "CONFESS, FLETCH." 281 00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:24,944 YOU KNOW I'M A GIANT "FLETCH" FAN. >> OH, AREN'T WE ALL 282 00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:27,347 >> Jimmy: WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS BUT THIS IS A GREAT STORY. 283 00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:29,215 >> WE DID IT WE ACTUALLY MADE AND IT'S -- IT'S IN THEATERS AND ON DIGITAL 284 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:36,656 PLATFORMS NEAR YOU >> Jimmy: "CONFESS, FLETCH." >> "CONFESS, FLETCH. 285 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:39,059 IT'S THE SECOND BOOK IN THE SERIES WHEN -- WHEN THEY MADE THAT 286 00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:41,261 MOVIE WITH CHEVY CHASE - >> Jimmy: YEAH >> VERY FAMOUSLY INAUGURATED 287 00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:43,430 THAT FILM FRANCHISE. >> Jimmy: HE'S THE BEST. >> AND PUT HIS STAMP -- RIGHT 288 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:45,398 ON IT. JUST - SO, WE WERE LIKE, "OH, GOD 289 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:49,769 I DON'T WANT TO DO A CHEVY IMPRESSION." >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. 290 00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:54,941 >> AND I DON'T WANT TO, YOU KNOW, STEAL HIS BITS SO WE WENT BACK TO THE BOOKS, 291 00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,876 AND THERE'S 11 NOVELS THAT GREGORY McDONALD WROTE OVER THE COURSE OF THE '70s AND '80s. 292 00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,845 AND THEY'RE REALLY FUNNY, AND THEY'RE FUN. AND WE JUST KIND OF TOOK IT 293 00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:00,680 BACK TO THE -- TO THE PAGE >> Jimmy: BUT YOU WATCHED "FLETCH" WHEN IT FIRST CAME OUT 294 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:05,185 WITH - >> OH, MY GOD, DID I EVER. I -- I SAW IT AT THE WEHRENBERG 295 00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:09,222 THEATRE IN ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU. 296 00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:14,461 I THOUGHT MAYBE THERE WERE SOME WEHRENBERGS IN TOWN. >> Jimmy: NO, I -- WHY WOULD 297 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:18,064 THAT GET APPLAUSE? THERE'S NO -- WE'RE NOT IN ST. LOUIS. 298 00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:20,600 [ LAUGHTER ] WOW. >> DES PERES FOUR. 299 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:26,606 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH >> DES PERES FOUR. RIGHT. 300 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:29,442 EVERYBODY GETS IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE SAW IT IN TIMES SQUARE IN NEW YORK CITY. 301 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:33,279 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU NEVER FORGET IT. >> NEVER FORGET IT 302 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,748 >> Jimmy: YOU NEVER FORGET GOING TO TIMES SQUARE AND WATCHING "FLETCH." 303 00:18:34,748 --> 00:18:37,417 >> WHEN I WAS 14, SOMEHOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH >> WILDLY, WILDLY DANGEROUS. 304 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,285 >> Jimmy: IT WAS A BIG TRIP. >> YEAH, HUGE TRIP BY MYSELF. 305 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,054 >> Jimmy: YEAH WELL, YOU SAW IT AND YOU LOVED IT 306 00:18:41,054 --> 00:18:43,056 >> I SAW IT AND LOVED IT >> Jimmy: BUT YOU GOT INTO IT. AND YOU GO, "I'M GOING TO WATCH 307 00:18:43,056 --> 00:18:45,325 IT I'M OBSESSED WITH THIS MOVIE." AND THEN YOU REALIZE THAT IT 308 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:46,926 WAS BASED ON A BOOK. >> BASED ON A BOOK AND SO I WAS LIKE, "WAIT, 309 00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:49,262 THERE'S MORE THERE'S MORE STORIES?" AND I IMMEDIATELY WENT TO THE 310 00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:51,131 BOOKSTORE AND REALIZED I HAD NO MONEY SO I STOLE ALL OF THE PAPER BOOKS THAT I COULD STEAL 311 00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:53,066 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU STEAL 11 PAPERBACKS 312 00:18:53,066 --> 00:18:55,135 >> NOT AT ONCE >> Jimmy: OH, ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 313 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:57,537 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU WENT BACK AND STOLE MORE >> ONE AT A TIME 314 00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,839 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. >> THEN THEY DON'T -- THEN THEY 315 00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:02,108 DON'T SEE -- THEY DON'T THINK THEY'RE MISSING. >> Jimmy: DO THE PEOPLE AT 316 00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:03,877 WALDEN BOOKS - >> IF YOU TAKE THE WHOLE SECTION OUT, THE GUY IS LIKE, 317 00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:07,380 "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> Jimmy: WHAT -- HE IS LIKE -- 318 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:11,084 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> "WHAT IS THAT OVER THERE? I THOUGHT, "THAT'S WEIRD." 319 00:19:11,084 --> 00:19:12,385 >> Jimmy: "I GOT TO VACUUM MORE." >> OH, YEAH. 320 00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:14,254 >> Jimmy: SO YOU STOLE ALL OF THE "FLETCH" BOOKS >> I SURE DID. 321 00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:16,156 AND THEN -- AND THEN -- AND NOW I'M GOING TO STEAL THE FRANCHISE FROM CHEVY 322 00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:17,857 AND -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. 323 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,192 BUT HERE YOU ARE AND -- AND WILL YOU MAKE ALL 11 MOVIES? 324 00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:22,796 >> I HOPE. THAT'S UP TO AMERICA TO DECIDE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 325 00:19:22,796 --> 00:19:25,532 AND -- AND ALL THE FOREIGN TERRITORIES. >> Jimmy: YEAH 326 00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:27,067 >> BUT I -- BUT I REALLY HOPE TO YOU KNOW, IT'S -- OBVIOUSLY, 327 00:19:27,067 --> 00:19:28,435 IT'S SET UP TO BE, YOU KNOW, KIND OF A FRANCHISE IN THE MAKING 328 00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:31,538 >> Jimmy: HOW DO WE DESCRIBE "CONFESS, FLETCH"? >> IT'S -- IT'S A WHODUNIT 329 00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,273 SO -- AND BY THE END, YOU THINK -- YOU DEFINITELY FIND WHO DONE IT. 330 00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:36,876 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH >> SO THAT MEAN -- THAT -- THAT 331 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:44,651 DELIVERS RIGHT THERE ON ITS PROMISE. >> Jimmy: IT DELIVERS. 332 00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:46,619 YEAH >> BUT IT'S A FUNNY -- YOU KNOW, IT'S -- HE GETS -- HE 333 00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:47,954 TALKS HIS WAY OF TROUBLE THAT HE'S ALREADY TALKED HIMSELF INTO 334 00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,289 SO THAT'S KIND OF PERFECT FOR ME >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S ACTUALLY 335 00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:50,657 GREAT. >> YEAH. YEAH, EXACTLY. 336 00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:52,559 >> Jimmy: CAN'T THINK OF A A BETTER PERSON TO PLAY FLETCH HERE, I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE 337 00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:53,960 A CLIP HERE'S JON HAMM IN "CONFESS, FLETCH." 338 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:54,661 FLETCH." TAKE A LOOK. 339 00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:58,732 THIS VICTIM? 340 00:19:58,732 --> 00:20:02,135 >> LIKE WE'RE GOING TO TELL YOU. >> LAUREL GOODWIN'S FROM 341 00:20:02,135 --> 00:20:04,637 WORCESTER, WAS LIVING IN ALLSTON WITH TWO ROOMMATES WORKED AT A CAMBRIDGE CAFE AS 342 00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:09,676 A BARISTA. >> WE'RE TELLING YOU >> MS. GOODWIN WAS PURSUING 343 00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:16,116 A CAREER IN THE ART WORLD. >> HMM >> INTERESTING CONNECTION. 344 00:20:16,116 --> 00:20:18,084 >> WELL, I EITHER JUST WALKED INTO A FRAME UP, OR SOMEBODY FROM MY PAST IS TRYING TO GET 345 00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:25,625 REVENGE ON ME. >> WHO HATES YOU, BESIDES GRACE? 346 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,394 >> WELL, I DID PUT QUITE A FEW PROMINENT PEOPLE AWAY WHEN I WAS A VERY FAMOUS REPORTER AT 347 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:32,098 "THE NEWS TRIBUNE" IN LOS ANGELES. >> I LOOKED INTO YOUR CRIMINAL 348 00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:36,403 RECORD >> AND >> BAD CHECK CHARGE, TWO 349 00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:41,174 CONTEMPT OF COURT CHARGES, A A NUMBER OF NONPAYMENT OF ALIMONY CHARGES. 350 00:20:41,174 --> 00:20:44,878 >> 100% OF MOST OF THOSE WERE DISMISSED. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 351 00:20:44,878 --> 00:20:47,614 >> YOU'RE A BIT OF A SHADY CHARACTER, MR. FLETCHER. >> BUT I AM ADORABLE 352 00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:50,884 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JON HAMM, EVERYBODY. 353 00:20:50,884 --> 00:20:54,621 >> OH! >> Jimmy: "CONFESS, FLETCH." WHEN WE COME BACK, JON AND I 354 00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:56,356 ARE GOING HEAD TO HEAD IN A GAME OF "HEY, ROBOT. >> "HEY, ROBOT." 355 00:20:56,356 --> 00:21:03,229 >> Jimmy: STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 356 00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:10,236 >> AND HE SAYS, "WELL, WHO'S NUMBER THREE?" AND I SAY, "MOMMY IS NUMBER 357 00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:14,074 THREE. AND HE LOOKS AT ME AND HE'S LIKE, "SO, I'M NUMBER 67, AND 358 00:21:14,074 --> 00:21:20,113 YOU'RE NUMBER 3? [ LAUGHTER ] I -- WHOA, HEY 359 00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:30,990 >> I WAS LIKE, "KID, YOU'RE NEVER, EVER ACTING EVER AGAIN. >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE 360 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:35,161 TONIGHT SHOW." WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH JON HAMM 361 00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:39,299 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "CONFESS, FLETCH" IN THEATERS RIGHT NOW AND ON DIGITAL 362 00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:40,867 WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY "HEY, ROBOT. HERE WE GO 363 00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:40,900 ROBOT. HERE WE GO 364 00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:45,205 * * HEY HEY 365 00:21:45,205 --> 00:21:49,809 HEY ROBO HEY ROBOT * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, NOW, 366 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,312 HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. THIS IS BASED ON THE REAL BOARDGAME "HEY, ROBOT" THAT YOU 367 00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:54,280 CAN PLAY AT HOME IT'S LIKE THE CLASSIC GAME "PASSWORD. 368 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,483 >> OH. >> Jimmy: OKAY BUT YOUR PARTNER IS A SMART 369 00:21:56,483 --> 00:22:00,720 SPEAKER. OKAY, SO FIRST, I'LL PICK A CARD WITH A WORD ON IT, AND 370 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,356 THEN WE'RE GOING TO TAKE TURNS ASKING THIS THING A QUESTION TO GET THE SPEAKER TO SAY THAT 371 00:22:03,356 --> 00:22:05,558 WORD SOMEWHERE IN ITS ANSWER >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: IF IT DOES YOU GET A 372 00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:08,261 A POINT. >> WAIT, NOW, DO WE HAVE TO DO LIKE "PASSWORD" WHERE WE CAN 373 00:22:08,261 --> 00:22:12,198 ONLY SAY ONE WORD AT A TIME? >> Jimmy: NO, YOU CAN SAY WHATEVER YOU LIKE. 374 00:22:12,198 --> 00:22:14,834 >> SO, I CAN, "HEY, ROBOT, SAY THE WORD THAT'S ON THIS THING, PLEASE." 375 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:17,137 [ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, I WOULDN'T >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT YOU CAN'T 376 00:22:17,137 --> 00:22:24,577 SAY THE WORD >> GOTCHA. OKAY, OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 377 00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:26,846 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, HERE'S MY WORD. MY WORD IS SALAMI. 378 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,715 >> OH. >> Jimmy: SALAMI YOU HAVE SOMETHING 379 00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:32,552 >> NO. >> Jimmy: UH -- OH, MAN. UH - 380 00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:43,263 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HEY, ALEXA, NAME AN ITALIAN MEAT 381 00:22:43,263 --> 00:22:46,099 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> FROM REFERENCE.COM PROSCIUTTO, COPPA, CULATELLO 382 00:22:46,099 --> 00:22:50,904 ARE GOURMET ITALIAN MEATS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND -- 383 00:22:50,904 --> 00:22:53,973 [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, BROTHER >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, YOUR TURN 384 00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:56,276 YOU GOT ANYTHING TO ADD? >> I GOT TO DO SALAMI OR I PICK MY OWN 385 00:22:56,276 --> 00:23:00,747 >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT TO DO THE SALAMI, BUD. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 386 00:23:00,747 --> 00:23:08,388 >> HEY, ALEXA, NAME A DIFFERENT ITALIAN MEAT [ LAUGHTER ] 387 00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:14,627 >> ACCORDING TO RESTAURANT.COM, SOME COMMON ITALIAN CUISINE MEATS INCLUDE CAPICOLA, 388 00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:16,496 MORTADELLA, PANCETTA, PROSCIUTTO, SALAMI, AND -- [ DINGS 389 00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:25,071 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: HOW? 390 00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:27,741 WHAT ARE YOU JOKING ME? "NAME ANOTHER ITALIAN MEAT"? 391 00:23:27,741 --> 00:23:30,910 YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME, MAN. THAT IS INSANE, THAT THAT JUST 392 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:33,446 HAPPENED >> WASN'T EVEN IN THE TOP SEVEN, THOUGH. 393 00:23:33,446 --> 00:23:36,816 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S TRUE. YEAH, I'M LEARNING ABOUT 394 00:23:36,816 --> 00:23:39,119 ITALIAN MEATS. JON, YOU'RE GOING TO START THIS ONE OFF, BUDDY 395 00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:44,457 >> GONNA BE A MEAT NAME, YOU KNOW MARC ANTHONY, LIKE WHAT? 396 00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:53,233 >> Jimmy: HERE'S YOUR CARD >> OKAY, OKAY. THE WORD IS THAT 397 00:23:53,233 --> 00:24:00,640 DO I SAY IT? >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU CAN SAY IT >> HONKY-TONK. 398 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:05,345 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HEY, ALEXA NAME FIVE DWIGHT YOAKAM SONGS. 399 00:24:05,345 --> 00:24:09,082 >> TO JUST PLAY SONGS BY DWIGHT YOAKAM, YOU'LL NEED TO SIGN UP FOR AMAZON MUSIC ON 400 00:24:09,082 --> 00:24:11,484 MUSIC DEVICE ECHO -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> PAY YOUR BILL, JIMMY. 401 00:24:11,484 --> 00:24:16,823 >> --$4.99. >> Jimmy: IT'S A PRETTY GOOD DEAL ACTUALLY. 402 00:24:16,823 --> 00:24:19,225 >> TERMS IN THE ALEXA APP. SHOULD I SIGN YOU UP AND PLAY MUSIC BY DWIGHT YOAKAM 403 00:24:19,225 --> 00:24:22,295 >> WHY ARE YOU STILL TALKING >> Jimmy: NO, STOP >> NO, STOP, STOP, ALEXA 404 00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:24,497 THANK YOU, ALEXA THANKS, THANKS, YOU WERE TREMENDOUSLY NOT A HELP. 405 00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:27,200 >> Jimmy: OKAY, ALEXA, STOP. >> THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED - [ LAUGHTER ] 406 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:40,880 >> Jimmy: OKAY ALL RIGHT. HM, UH - 407 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:43,817 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] GOD. UM - 408 00:24:43,817 --> 00:24:52,359 >> WHAT IF THAT WAS AN ITALIAN MEAT [ LAUGHTER ] 409 00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:54,994 >> Jimmy: HONKY-TONK IS NOT TRUE AT ALL. GOSH 410 00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:58,698 >> FIVE SONGS BY GEORGE JONES. >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN DO THE FIVE SONGS THING. 411 00:24:58,698 --> 00:25:01,334 >> I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO GO DOWN THE SAME ROAD >> Jimmy: I THINK YOU 412 00:25:01,334 --> 00:25:05,805 GO,LIKE -- SOMETHING ABOUT -- ALL RIGHT, LET ME TRY -- >> HONKY-TONK, MAN 413 00:25:05,805 --> 00:25:07,674 >> GEORGE JONES -- >> Jimmy: I WAS THINKING -- ALL RIGHT. 414 00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:09,943 ALEXA, NAME THE HITS OF THE ROLLING STONES >> GOING DOWN THE LINE 415 00:25:09,943 --> 00:25:14,314 >> HERE'S A STATION BASED ON THE ROLLING STONES [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 416 00:25:14,314 --> 00:25:20,220 * >> Jimmy: CAN WE CLEAR THIS? NO 417 00:25:20,220 --> 00:25:22,856 >> ABSOLUTELY NOT. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU JUST COST THE SHOW 418 00:25:22,856 --> 00:25:25,692 $3 MILLION [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * 419 00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:28,328 >> Jimmy: ALEXA, YOU -- STOP >> OH, THANK GOD, THANK GOD. [ LAUGHTER ] 420 00:25:28,328 --> 00:25:29,963 >> Jimmy: WE CAN'T AFFORD THAT SONG, WE CAN'T CLEAR IT. >> WE CAN'T AFFORD A 421 00:25:29,963 --> 00:25:33,800 A SUBSCRIPTION TO MUSIC. >> Jimmy: EXACTLY, HOW ARE WE GOING TO AFFORD CLEARING THAT 422 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:39,239 ROLLING STONES SONG? LET'S PASS ON THIS ONE >> OKAY. 423 00:25:39,239 --> 00:25:42,842 >> Jimmy: DOES ANYONE HAVE A A CLUE >> Questlove: HE HAS A SONG 424 00:25:42,842 --> 00:25:45,578 CALLED "HONKY-TONK." >> Jimmy: YEAH, SO DID THE ROLLING STONES 425 00:25:45,578 --> 00:25:48,348 >> Questlove: BUT WAS ONE HIS WAS ONE OF HIS THREE BIG HITS. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO YOU 426 00:25:48,348 --> 00:25:52,786 WANT TO SAY THREE GEORGE -- WHAT'S THREE GEORGE JONES GREATEST HITS? 427 00:25:52,786 --> 00:25:55,955 >> Questlove: YEAH >> Jimmy: ALEXA, WHAT'S GEORGE JONES GREATEST HITS 428 00:25:55,955 --> 00:26:00,660 >> PLAY SONGS BY GEORGE JONES WITH AN AMAZON MUSIC UNLIMITED NEW TRIAL ON THIS ECHO 429 00:26:00,660 --> 00:26:03,396 IT'S FREE FOR 30 DAYS, AND THEN $4.99. >> Jimmy: FREE FOR 30 DAYS 430 00:26:03,396 --> 00:26:06,466 >> $4.99 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> ALEXA, DO YOU WANT HALF A 431 00:26:06,466 --> 00:26:09,736 A MEATBALL [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALEXA, STOP. 432 00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:15,508 >> SORRY, I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THAT >> Jimmy: YEAH, TAKE YOUR TIME 433 00:26:15,508 --> 00:26:22,282 >> I AM A LITTLE HUNGRY. >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO >> OH, WHAT'S THIS 434 00:26:22,282 --> 00:26:24,584 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. THIS ONE HERE. >> OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 435 00:26:24,584 --> 00:26:32,492 THAT'S YOU, YOU'RE UP. >> Jimmy: YEP, THANK YOU ALEXA, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO GET 436 00:26:32,492 --> 00:26:35,729 REMOVED SOMETIMES FROM YOUR MOUTH? [ LAUGHTER ] 437 00:26:35,729 --> 00:26:41,101 >> WOW >> FROM NIH.GOV, YOUR TEETH MAY EVENTUALLY BECOME LOOSE AND 438 00:26:41,101 --> 00:26:43,803 HAVE TO BE REMOVED >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO [ LAUGHTER ] 439 00:26:43,803 --> 00:26:45,305 >> I DON'T KNOW. >> Jimmy: THAT'S SOME SAGE ADVICE 440 00:26:45,305 --> 00:26:47,307 >> GOOD TO KNOW. >> Jimmy: I THINK IT WAS ALBERT EINSTEIN SAID THAT. 441 00:26:47,307 --> 00:26:52,112 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> THE WEIRD THING HE HAD TO GO TO A WEBSITE TO DETERMINE THAT 442 00:26:52,112 --> 00:26:54,314 [ LAUGHTER ] "SOMETIMES YOUR TEETH GO BAD." OH 443 00:26:54,314 --> 00:26:59,652 >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S PRETTY INTERESTING. COULD YOU DO THIS? 444 00:26:59,652 --> 00:27:02,055 >> I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. HEY, ALEXA, WHAT'S A USELESS APPENDAGE NEAR YOUR EPIGLOTTIS 445 00:27:02,055 --> 00:27:09,596 [ LAUGHTER ] >> FROM REFERENCE.COM, THE UVULA IS THE DANGLING APPENDAGE 446 00:27:09,596 --> 00:27:12,465 VISIBLE AT THE BACK OF THE THROAT, AND THE EPIGLOTTIS IS A CARTILAGE FLAP WITHIN THE 447 00:27:12,465 --> 00:27:16,469 THROAT [ AUDIENCE OHS ] >> I DIDN'T GET IT 448 00:27:16,469 --> 00:27:18,772 >> Jimmy: SO HAPPY YOU DIDN'T GET THAT ONE >> ALL RIGHT 449 00:27:18,772 --> 00:27:20,740 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, READY FOR THIS >> YES 450 00:27:20,740 --> 00:27:22,809 >> Jimmy: JON, LET'S DO -- DO WE HAVE TIME LET'S DO ONE MORE. 451 00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:25,545 >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. >> Jimmy: THIS IS FOR -- >> 1,000 POINTS. 452 00:27:25,545 --> 00:27:27,347 >> Jimmy: YES. >> NO, A MILLION POINTS. >> Jimmy: THAT MIGHT BE 453 00:27:27,347 --> 00:27:30,050 A LITTLE CRAZY >> ALL RIGHT >> Jimmy: YEAH, INFLATION. 454 00:27:30,050 --> 00:27:31,885 >> THOUSAND AND ONE. >> Jimmy: A THOUSAND AND ONE POINTS 455 00:27:31,885 --> 00:27:33,753 >> 1-0-0-1 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, I CAN LET YOU DO 456 00:27:33,753 --> 00:27:45,198 THIS ONE THIS IS FOR THE WIN. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 457 00:27:45,198 --> 00:27:50,337 >> HEY, ALEXA, WHAT IS THE STATE BIRD OF ILLINOIS >> ILLINOIS' STATE BIRD IS 458 00:27:50,337 --> 00:27:57,777 NORTHERN CARDINAL. [ DINGS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 459 00:27:57,777 --> 00:28:01,715 * >> Jimmy: JON HAMM, EVERYBODY! "CONFESS, FLETCH" IS IN 460 00:28:01,715 --> 00:28:04,551 THEATERS AND AVAILABLE ON DIGITAL NOW. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 461 00:28:04,551 --> 00:28:07,821 JURNEE SMOLLETT. COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 462 00:28:07,821 --> 00:28:29,409 * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN EMMY-NOMINATED ACTRESS WHO YOU 463 00:28:29,409 --> 00:28:32,479 CAN SEE IN THE NEW MOVIE, "LOU," WHICH IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIXYOYOYONE, PLEASE WELCO 464 00:28:32,479 --> 00:28:33,546 ON NETFLIXYOYOYONE, PLEASE WELCO JURNEE SMOLLETT. 465 00:28:34,714 --> 00:28:37,951 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 466 00:28:37,951 --> 00:28:49,729 * >> Jimmy: JURNEE SMOLLETT, YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. 467 00:28:49,729 --> 00:28:52,198 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WOW, THANK YOU! >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING 468 00:28:52,198 --> 00:28:54,567 HERE >> I'M SO EXCITED TO ACTUALLY BE IN PERSON 469 00:28:54,567 --> 00:28:56,636 >> Jimmy: IN PERSON -- WE WOULD -- NORMALLY -- WE MET ON ZOOM 470 00:28:56,636 --> 00:28:59,472 >> DOING ZOOMS YEAH, MAN. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING 471 00:28:59,472 --> 00:29:01,641 HERE >> YOU'RE ALIVE, YOU'RE REAL >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M A REAL 472 00:29:01,641 --> 00:29:03,643 PERSON I'M A REAL BOY YEAH, LIKE A REAL BEARD AND 473 00:29:03,643 --> 00:29:05,812 EVERYTHING >> YEAH, THIS IS COOL. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO ASK -- I 474 00:29:05,812 --> 00:29:07,113 KNOW YOU'RE DOING -- JUST FINISHED FILMING WITH JAMIE FOXX 475 00:29:07,113 --> 00:29:11,618 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HE'S ONE OF OUR FRIENDS HERE 476 00:29:11,618 --> 00:29:14,454 IS HE JUST THE GREATEST, RIGHT, TO WORK WITH >> I MEAN, DREAM COME TRUE, 477 00:29:14,454 --> 00:29:17,290 MAN. LIKE - >> Jimmy: AND FUN, TALENTED. 478 00:29:17,290 --> 00:29:21,261 >> JUST SO MUCH FUN. SO GENEROUS AS AN ACTOR. YOU KNOW, WE DID A FILM A FEW 479 00:29:21,261 --> 00:29:23,196 MONTHS AGO CALLED "THE BURIAL. AND, YOU KNOW, WE PLAY LITIGATORS, AND WE PLAY 480 00:29:23,196 --> 00:29:33,239 ENEMIES. I PLAY HIS ADVERSARY, AND I DIDN'T MEET HIM UNTIL THE DAY 481 00:29:33,239 --> 00:29:35,508 WE WERE SUPPOSED TO SHOOT. LIKE LITERALLY NO REHEARSAL, WALK ON SET, YOU'RE LIKE, "ALL 482 00:29:35,508 --> 00:29:39,145 RIGHT, LIKE, I'VE BEEN IN THE LIBRARY FOR MONTHS AND COURTROOMS STUDYING LAW. 483 00:29:39,145 --> 00:29:42,215 AND YOU KNOW, TRYING TO, LIKE, DO ALL MY RESEARCH >> Jimmy: YEAH 484 00:29:42,215 --> 00:29:46,786 >> AND HE AND I, YOU KNOW, WE DO THIS SCENE. WE GO AT IT. 485 00:29:46,786 --> 00:29:49,089 AND I'M THINKING, "OH, YEAH, WE'RE GOING TO BE METHOD HE'S GOING TO BE MY ENEMY, 486 00:29:49,089 --> 00:29:50,824 MAN. AND THEN AFTER WE FINISH THE SCENE, HE COMES UP, GIVES ME A 487 00:29:50,824 --> 00:29:53,793 A BIG HUG. HE'S LIKE, "JURNEE, YOU KILLED IT." 488 00:29:53,793 --> 00:30:02,002 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD. 489 00:30:02,002 --> 00:30:04,270 >> Jimmy: IT MAKES YOU CRY, AND YOU MAYBE GO, "DUDE, I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU. 490 00:30:04,270 --> 00:30:07,440 >> I MELTED. I WAS LIKE, "OH, THIS GUY'S THE COOLEST MAN. 491 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:10,610 YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: HE'S A CHARMING MAN. YEAH 492 00:30:10,610 --> 00:30:12,045 >> I MEAN, HE'S ONE OF THE GREATEST ACTORS OF ALL TIME TO ME 493 00:30:12,045 --> 00:30:15,115 SO, IT'S LIKE, YEAH. >> Jimmy: I LOVE HIM >> "DJANGO," RIGHT 494 00:30:15,115 --> 00:30:17,617 >> Jimmy: NO, COME ON. >> I MEAN, COME ON >> Jimmy: EVERYTHING, 495 00:30:17,617 --> 00:30:19,586 EVERYTHING HE'S UNBELIEVABLE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 496 00:30:19,586 --> 00:30:21,454 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND ALSO, YOU HAVE ANOTHER -- ANOTHER CO-STAR IN 497 00:30:21,454 --> 00:30:23,189 THAT FILM. YOUR 5-YEAR-OLD SON, HUNTER. HOW DID THAT COME ABOUT? 498 00:30:23,189 --> 00:30:24,824 >> OKAY, SO, OUR DIRECTOR, MAGGIE BETTS, CALLS ME AND SHE'S LIKE, "JURNEE, WE'VE 499 00:30:24,824 --> 00:30:26,192 AUDITIONED SO MANY KIDS, AND I JUST NEED A SMART KID. YOU KNOW 500 00:30:26,192 --> 00:30:29,729 AND -- AND MY SON HUNTER, YOU KNOW, I KNOW PARENTS ALWAYS THINK THEIR CHILDREN ARE SMART 501 00:30:29,729 --> 00:30:35,835 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HOWEVER, MY SON IS 5-YEARS-OLD, AND HE'S READING AND DOING MATH 502 00:30:35,835 --> 00:30:41,107 ON THE THIRD GRADE LEVEL >> Jimmy: WOW. >> SO, HE'S REALLY SMART 503 00:30:41,107 --> 00:30:43,076 AND HE WANTS TO BE A A PALEONTOLOGIST HE WANTS TO BRING THE DINOSAURS 504 00:30:43,076 --> 00:30:45,712 BACK FROM EXTINCTION >> Jimmy: OH, NO WAY >> YEAH, YEAH, WE'RE WORKING ON 505 00:30:45,712 --> 00:30:52,686 IT >> Jimmy: HUNTER, DO THAT -- DO THAT, BUDDY. 506 00:30:52,686 --> 00:30:54,654 >> SO, MAGGIE, SHE'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, CAN -- CAN HUNTER BE IN THE SCENE WITH JAMIE 507 00:30:54,654 --> 00:30:56,423 AND I'M LIKE, "OH, I DON'T POST HIM ON SOCIAL MEDIA. BUT, YOU KNOW, IF HE'S EVER 508 00:30:56,423 --> 00:30:58,258 GOING TO DO SOMETHING IN FILM, I LIKE - >> Jimmy: I'LL PUT HIM IN 509 00:30:58,258 --> 00:31:00,894 A MOVIE. YEAH >> WITH JAMIE FOXX 510 00:31:00,894 --> 00:31:05,832 I MEAN, THIS IS EPIC, YOU KNOW LIKE, HE CAN DO THIS >> Jimmy: THAT'S FUNNY 511 00:31:05,832 --> 00:31:07,767 >> AND SO, HE REHEARSES HIS TWO LINES FOR A MONTH LEADING UP TO THE SCENE, RIGHT 512 00:31:07,767 --> 00:31:19,379 HE'S LIKE, "I'M GOING TO BE PREPARED." AND WE GET THERE, I'M LIKE, 513 00:31:19,379 --> 00:31:21,681 "OH, MY GOSH, BABY, LOOK AT THE CALL SHEET LIKE, YOUR NAME IS ON THE CALL 514 00:31:21,681 --> 00:31:23,316 SHEET. HE LOOKS AT IT, AND HE GOES, "WHY AM I NUMBER 67? 515 00:31:23,316 --> 00:31:25,919 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I SNATCH THE CALL SHEET FROM HIM, AND HE'S LIKE, "WELL, 516 00:31:25,919 --> 00:31:28,888 WHO'S NUMBER ONE?" AND I SAY, "JAMIE FOXX YOU KNOW, OSCAR WINNER." 517 00:31:28,888 --> 00:31:33,693 AND HE SAYS, "WELL, WHO'S NUMBER TWO?" AND I SAY, "TOMMY LEE JONES, 518 00:31:33,693 --> 00:31:36,629 YOU KNOW, LEGEND, ICON." AND HE SAYS, "WELL, WHO'S NUMBER THREE?" 519 00:31:36,629 --> 00:31:41,701 AND I SAY, "MOMMY IS NUMBER THREE. AND HE LOOKS AT ME AND HE'S 520 00:31:41,701 --> 00:31:44,304 LIKE, "SO I'M NUMBER 67, AND YOU'RE NUMBER THREE? >> Jimmy: NO, NO, I -- WHOA. 521 00:31:44,304 --> 00:31:49,976 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I WAS LIKE, "KID, YOU'RE NEVER, EVER ACTING, EVER 522 00:31:49,976 --> 00:31:52,112 AGAIN. LIKE STICK WITH THE PALEONTOLOGY 523 00:31:52,112 --> 00:31:56,416 >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. I KNOW YOU STAR IN FILMS, BUT THIS IS YOUR FIRST MOVIE THAT 524 00:31:56,416 --> 00:32:04,724 YOU'RE STARRING IN AND EXECUTIVE PRODUCING. >> YEAH. 525 00:32:04,724 --> 00:32:08,061 >> Jimmy: THIS IS A BIG DEAL "LOU," CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 526 00:32:08,061 --> 00:32:10,430 HOW DID YOU GET INVOLVED WITH THIS ALLISON JANNEY 527 00:32:10,430 --> 00:32:12,065 >> YEAH, ALLISON JANNEY, SHE'S SUCH AN ICON >> Jimmy: SHE IS 528 00:32:12,065 --> 00:32:16,069 >> AT 61-YEARS-OLD, YOU GUYS GOT TO SEE THIS FILM SHE'S KICKING BUTT, DOING ALL 529 00:32:16,069 --> 00:32:22,442 HER OWN STUNTS I MEAN, IT'S REALLY AMAZING. IT'S PRODUCED BY J.J. ABRAMS 530 00:32:22,442 --> 00:32:26,079 AND BAD ROBOT. AND IT'S A FUN FILM, YOU KNOW? >> Jimmy: YEAH 531 00:32:26,079 --> 00:32:27,847 >> IT'S AN INTENSE THRILLER IN WHICH TWO WOMEN HAVE TO GO ON THIS RESCUE MISSION TO RESCUE 532 00:32:27,847 --> 00:32:29,983 A LITTLE GIRL WHO'S BEEN KIDNAPPED -- MY CHARACTER'S DAUGHTER 533 00:32:29,983 --> 00:32:31,885 AND WE COME FROM VERY DIFFERENT BACKGROUNDS AND ARE FORCED TO WORK TOGETHER, EVEN THOUGH WE, 534 00:32:31,885 --> 00:32:40,527 KIND OF, HATE EACH OTHER >> Jimmy: YEAH AND WHILE YOU'RE FILMING THIS, 535 00:32:40,527 --> 00:32:47,701 YOU GET THE NEWS THAT YOU'RE NOMINATED FOR AN EMMY. >> YEAH. 536 00:32:47,701 --> 00:32:50,437 >> Jimmy: AND YOU GO, "WOW, THIS IS COOL." EVERYTHING'S HAPPENING RIGHT 537 00:32:50,437 --> 00:32:53,106 NOW. THIS IS ALL GOOD." >> YEAH, YEAH. 538 00:32:53,106 --> 00:32:55,241 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AND AFTER YOU FIND OUT YOU'RE GETTING NOMINATED, 539 00:32:55,241 --> 00:33:02,115 YOU GO, "OH, MY GOSH, I'M SO EXCITED. I GOT NOMINATED. 540 00:33:02,115 --> 00:33:04,517 THIS IS AWESOME. ALLISON JANNEY GETS NOMINATED FOR AN EMMY, AT THE SAME DAY 541 00:33:04,517 --> 00:33:07,921 >> I KNOW, BUT SHE DIDN'T KNOW LIKE, WE'RE -- WE'RE -- I'M IN THE MAKEUP TRAILER, AND I GET 542 00:33:07,921 --> 00:33:10,190 THE CALL I'M SCREAMING. IT'S MY FIRST TIME BEING 543 00:33:10,190 --> 00:33:12,492 NOMINATED FOR AN EMMY. >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> AND SHE COMES OVER, AND 544 00:33:12,492 --> 00:33:14,461 SHE'S LIKE, "WHAT'S THE MATTER?" AND I'M LIKE, "I GOT NOMINATED 545 00:33:14,461 --> 00:33:16,429 FOR AN EMMY. SHE'S LIKE, "HELL YEAH, YOU DID, I VOTED FOR YOU." 546 00:33:16,429 --> 00:33:18,498 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR. 547 00:33:18,498 --> 00:33:19,933 >> YEAH. AND, SO, I RUN OUT OF THE TRAILER. 548 00:33:19,933 --> 00:33:22,335 I CALL MY FAMILY MY BROTHER TELLS, "YOU KNOW YOUR CO-STAR GOT NOMINATED AS 549 00:33:22,335 --> 00:33:26,373 WELL." AND I WAS LIKE, "I WAS JUST IN THE TRAILER WITH HER." 550 00:33:26,373 --> 00:33:28,074 AND SO I GO ON SET TO REHEARSE, AND I'M LIKE, "CONGRATULATIONS." 551 00:33:28,074 --> 00:33:30,510 AND SHE SAYS, "FOR WHAT? AND I WAS LIKE, "YOU GOT NOMINATED FOR 'MOM.'" AND SHE'S 552 00:33:30,510 --> 00:33:34,581 LIKE, "SHUT UP, SHUT UP, NO WAY. [ LAUGHTER ] 553 00:33:34,581 --> 00:33:36,883 >> Jimmy: SO THEN YOU'RE JUST LIKE, "LET'S JUST PARTY. LET'S GO." 554 00:33:36,883 --> 00:33:39,285 >> I MEAN, DUDE, IT'S LIKE HER 17th NOMINATION. IT WAS MY FIRST, SO YOU KNOW 555 00:33:39,285 --> 00:33:43,556 >> Jimmy: SHE'S A LEGEND YEAH, COME ON. >> SHE'S SUCH A LEGEND 556 00:33:43,556 --> 00:33:45,492 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S JURNEE SMOLLETT AND 557 00:33:45,492 --> 00:33:46,659 ALLISON JANNEY IN "LOU." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 558 00:33:48,661 --> 00:33:55,335 >> HER FATHER? >> HE'S HERE HOW THE HELL IS HE HERE? 559 00:33:55,335 --> 00:33:58,138 >> HOLD ON, YOU SAW HIM? >> NO, I DIDN'T. HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD, BUT 560 00:33:58,138 --> 00:34:04,077 HE FOUND US. I THOUGHT WE WERE FREE OF HIM. HE KILLED CHRIS. 561 00:34:04,077 --> 00:34:08,682 >> JESUS CHRIST. >> WHERE ARE YOUR KEYS MY CAR WON'T START 562 00:34:08,682 --> 00:34:14,054 I'VE GOT TO GET TO THE SHERIFF >> I'LL DRIVE. [ THUNDER 563 00:34:14,054 --> 00:34:32,605 [ ENGINE REVVING ] * * 564 00:34:32,605 --> 00:34:36,976 >> WHAT'S WRONG? >> RUN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 565 00:34:36,976 --> 00:34:39,279 >> Jimmy: AH JURNEE SMOLLETT, EVERYONE. "LOU" IS STREAMING NOW ON 566 00:34:39,279 --> 00:34:45,185 NETFLIX. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM THE SMASHING 567 00:34:45,185 --> 00:34:50,990 PUMPKINS STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 568 00:34:50,990 --> 00:35:08,875 * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUESTS KICK OFF THEIR NORTHERN TOUR ON 569 00:35:08,875 --> 00:35:15,248 OCTOBER 2nd. PERFORMING, "BEGUILED," PLEASE WELCOME THE SMASHING PUMPKINS. 570 00:35:15,248 --> 00:35:15,281 PERFORMING, "BEGUILED," PLEASE WELCOME THE SMASHING PUMPKINS. 571 00:35:19,319 --> 00:35:27,127 * * SO SWALLOW HARD 572 00:35:27,127 --> 00:35:34,801 THE SERPENT OF MANY TAGS AND FACES HID IN MASKS * 573 00:35:34,801 --> 00:35:44,744 * COILED 'ROUND THIS LUNG UNTIL THE LAST HE'LL CRACK YOUR BOOTS 574 00:35:44,744 --> 00:35:57,524 YOUNG PAGANS * * 'CAUSE LIKE YOU I WAS HATCHED 575 00:35:57,524 --> 00:35:59,826 TO TRAIPSE ON COLD * * AND 17'S LONG DRAWN WAY FROM HOPE 576 00:35:59,826 --> 00:36:11,071 AND I'VE LEARNED THESE LESSONS I WAS TAUGHT * * TAUGHT 577 00:36:11,071 --> 00:36:17,744 SO TAUGHT AND NOW I'M TELLING YOU * * RETURN THE FAITH 578 00:36:17,744 --> 00:36:27,253 RETURN THE FAITH THEY'RE SMASHING OUT THE VEILS * 579 00:36:27,253 --> 00:36:38,398 * RETURN THE FAITH AND THERE'S NO ESCAPE SO RETURN THE FAITH * 580 00:36:38,398 --> 00:36:45,171 * WITH CHARGING LIGHT BRIGADES RETURN THE FAITH 581 00:36:45,171 --> 00:37:13,400 YOU'VE GOTTA MOVE * * * 582 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:21,708 * SO AS BETRAYED BY RAINBOW HERE I CONVEY I'VE SOLD OUT 583 00:37:21,708 --> 00:37:32,285 YOUR DEAR CAUSE * * AND THE KING HAS PLACED US IN HIS JAW 584 00:37:32,285 --> 00:37:36,356 IT'S SURE NO PLACE CAN HOLD US * * SO IN THIS SCENE 585 00:37:36,356 --> 00:37:41,928 I'M DECEMBER AND YOU'RE JUNE'S WRETCH * * AND MY IDYLLS LAY GASPING 586 00:37:41,928 --> 00:37:53,707 AS IF DEATH * * AND I'VE LEARNED THESE LESSONS I WAS TAUGHT 587 00:37:53,707 --> 00:38:02,482 TAUGHT SO TAUGHT * * AND NOW I'M TELLING YOU 588 00:38:02,482 --> 00:38:12,292 RETURN THE FAITH RETURN THE FAITH * * THEY'RE SMASHING OUT 589 00:38:12,292 --> 00:38:24,037 THE VEIL RETURN THE FAITH * * AND THERE'S NO ESCAPE 590 00:38:24,037 --> 00:38:34,481 SO RETURN THE FAITH WITH CHARGING LIGHT BRIGADES RETURN THE FAITH * 591 00:38:34,481 --> 00:38:57,570 * YOU'VE GOTTA MOVE * * * 592 00:38:57,570 --> 00:39:05,311 * RETURN THE FAITH RETURN THE FAITH RETURN THE FAITH * 593 00:39:05,311 --> 00:39:10,250 * RETURN THE FAITH RETURN THE FAITH * * 594 00:39:10,250 --> 00:39:18,324 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THE SMASHING PUMPKINS 595 00:39:18,324 --> 00:39:20,260 THEIR NEW ALBUM "ATUM" IS OUT NEXT YEAR. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, LADIES AND 596 00:39:20,260 --> 00:39:39,045 GENTLEMEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 597 00:39:39,045 --> 00:39:43,783 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO JON HAMM, JURNEE SMOLLETT, THE SMASHING PUMPKINS, ONCE AGAIN. 598 00:39:43,783 --> 00:39:45,885 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, FROM PHILADELPHIA, 599 00:39:45,885 --> 00:39:49,189 PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 600 00:39:49,189 --> 00:39:52,092 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY 601 00:39:52,092 --> 00:39:52,092 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY BYE-BYE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE