>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - NICK KROLL
JENNA BUSH HAGER RAYMOND LEE, COMEDIAN COLUM TYRRELL
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1717
>> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. PLEASE, ENJOY YOURSELF THAT MADE ME LAUGH
VERY NICE MEMBER OF THE AUDIENCE JUST BLEW A KISS TO ME
>> Steve: AW [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, SIR, I
APPRECIATE THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT WAS VERY NICE
GUYS, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." THIS IS VERY EXCITING.
FROM THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE IN THE COUNTRY "DON'T WORRY DARLING," NICK KROLL IS HERE
TONIGHT! >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: ON OUR SHOW!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "DON'T WORRY DARLING." NICK IS GOING TO TELL US WHAT
IT WAS LIKE TO STAR IN A CRAZY DRAMA, AND ALSO HOW IT WAS LIKE BEING IN THE MOVIE
[ LAUGHTER ] LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS WELL, GUYS, WITH ALL THE
HOLIDAY TRAVEL BEING PLANNED, PRESIDENT BIDEN HAS PROPOSED NEW RULES THAT WOULD REQUIRE
AIRLINES TO SHOW CONSUMERS THE ACTUAL PRICE OF PLANE TICKETS, INCLUDING BAGGAGE FEES AND
OTHER EXTRA COSTS BEFORE THEY BUY. YEAH
OF COURSE, THE AIRLINES ARE ALL RESPONDED BY ADDING AN "ABLE TO SEE THE FULL COST" FEE
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT BESIDES THAT - YEAH, AIRLINES WILL HAVE TO
SHOW ALL THEIR HIDDEN FEES RIGHT NOW, EVERY CREDIT CARD COMPANY IS LIKE, "DON'T MAKE
EYE CONTACT, DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT. [ LAUGHTER ]
DON'T DO -- DON'T -- HE'S WALKING RIGHT BY DON'T LOOK AT HIM.
OF COURSE, OUT OF SPITE, NOW THE AIRLINES ARE BEING TOO HONEST
TODAY PILOTS WERE LIKE, "WELL, FOLKS, THIS TURBULENCE IS SOMETHING TO WORRY ABOUT."
[ LAUGHTER ] LISTEN TO THIS, A NEW POLL FOUND THAT IN A POTENTIAL
2024 MATCHUP, BIDEN AND TRUMP ARE ESSENTIALLY TIED [ AUDIENCE OOHS
KEEP IN MIND THE POLL HAS A THREE-POINT MARGIN OF ERROR AND A 10-POINT MARGIN OF "THESE
GUYS ARE LIKE 80, LET'S NOT GET AHEAD OF OURSELVES." [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, EVERYBODY IS TALKING ABOUT THIS
RIHANNA JUST ANNOUNCED THAT SHE IS HEADLINING THE 2023 SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE RIHANNA! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
BUT IT'S RIHANNA, SO SHE WAS LIKE, "WOW, THIS IS ONE OF THE TOP TEN HONORS OF MY WEEK.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN TELL FANS ARE EXCITED BECAUSE AT THE BEGINNING OF
EVERY GAME, THE ANNOUNCER IS LIKE, "AND REMEMBER, THE WINNING TEAM ADVANCES TO THE
RIHANNA CONCERT. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS ]
AND IT WAS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT APPLE MUSIC HAS REPLACED PEPSI AS THE SPONSOR OF THE
SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW AND JUST LIKE WITH PEPSI, THE NFL WAS TOLD, "WE DON'T HAVE
SPOTIFY. IS APPLE MUSIC OKAY? [ LAUGHTER ]
OF COURSE IF IT RAINS, RIHANNA WILL STAND UNDER - AN UMBRELLA.
[ LAUGHTER ] * OR SHE'LL HAVE TO BE SUBMERGED
IN A BOWL OF RICE FOR TWO DAYS [ LAUGHTER ] SINCE IT'S APPLE
THAT'S THE WAY APPLE - [ LAUGHTER ] DURING -- SPEAKING OF THE NFL,
DURING YESTERDAY'S GAME -- I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW THIS -- BETWEEN THE MIAMI DOLPHINS AND
THE BUFFALO BILLS, MIAMI'S PUNTER HAD HIS KICK BLOCKED IN A PRETTY UNFORTUNATE WAY
WATCH THIS
[ AUDIENCE OHS ]
AND IT WAS BLOCKED >> OH, MY GOODNESS BLOCKED INDEED
LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET A -- >> OH IT HIT THE - >> HIS OWN GUY
>> THE PERSONAL PROTECTOR SHERFIELD. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] REFS RULED IT A SAFETY BUT SAID IT WAS VERY CLOSE TO A SACK.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH WOAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WELL, HEY, EVERYONE, THIS IS VERY INTERESTING I SAW THAT A SCHOOL IN
AUSTRALIA BANNED A STUDENT FOR HAVING AN INAPPROPRIATE MULLET [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
GOOD THING WE DON'T HAVE ANY RULES LIKE THAT HERE AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW," RIGHT, HIGGINS?
>> Steve: RIGHT ON, BROTHER! [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE CAN'T LOCK DOWN THESE LOCKS.
BOTTOM UP, HOMEY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: I HEAR THAT, BROTHER
[ LAUGHTER ] THE ADMINISTRATORS AT THAT SCHOOL NEED TO TAKE A CHILL
PILL, BROTHER. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IF I WENT TO THAT
SCHOOL, AND THEY TRIED TO TAME MY MULLET? YOU KNOW WHAT I'D TELL THEM?
>> Tariq: WHAT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'D TELL THEM THIS,
BROTHER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Tariq: ROCK AND ROLL,
BROTHER. HOT DAMN, BROTHER! >> Jimmy: YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I HEARD THAT GROCERY PRICES ARE
SKYROCKETING DUE TO A NATIONWIDE BUTTER SHORTAGE >> Steve: OOH.
>> Jimmy: IT'S BAD AT CVS, THEY MOVED THE LAND O'LAKES BEHIND A LOCKED DISPLAY
CASE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I'LL BE HONEST, BIDEN MIGHT
HAVE SURVIVED THE GAS CRISIS, BUT THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL HE'S GOING TO MAKE IT THROUGH A
A BUTTER SHORTAGE. NO WAY [ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY, GUYS, IT'S THE BEGINNING OF THE WEEK, AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE TO
KICK OFF THINGS WITH A FEW WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT IT'S TIME FOR SOME "MONDAY
MOTIVATIONS. HERE WE GO
* MONDAY MOTIVATIONS * * >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU MET
TAYLOR SWIFT, THAT WAS THE BEST DAY OF HER LIFE, TOO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOUR THERAPIST THINKS YOU'RE HILARIOUS. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] GO AHEAD, POST THE PHOTO WHERE ONLY YOU LOOK GOOD
YOUR FRIENDS WILL UNDERSTAND [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WHEN DEODORANT GETS BOUGHT BY YOU, IT'S LIKE, "YES, THIS WILL BE SUPER EASY.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT SPIDER YOU JUST KILLED? HE WANTED TO DIE
IT WAS HIS TIME. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH REALIZED
THEY WERE IN LOVE WITH YOU THE DAY AFTER GRADUATION [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
[ APPLAUSE ] AND FINALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT SPELL RESTAURANT HOWEVER YOU
WANT EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT YOU MEAN, THE PLACE WITH FOOD.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS RIGHT
THERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. HIS NEW NETFLIX SPECIAL
"NICK KROLL: LITTLE BIG BOY" COMES OUT TOMORROW AND YOU CAN ALSO SEE HIM IN THE
NEW MOVIE "DON'T WORRY DARLING," WHICH IS IN THEATERS NOW, THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE IN
THE COUNTRY. NICK KROLL IS HERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PLUS, SHE COHOSTS "TODAY WITH HODA AND JENNA" WEEKDAYS ON
NBC. YOU CAN FOLLOW HER BOOK CLUB @READWITHJENNA ON INSTAGRAM.
JENNA BUSH HAGER IS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
PLUS HE STARS IN THE NEW SHOW "QUANTUM LEAP," WHICH AIRS MONDAYS ON NBC
RAYMOND LEE IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE GOT GREAT STANDUP FROM
COLUM TYRRELL, EVERYBODY >> Steve: WOAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: VERY FUNNY I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE TONIGHT.
I HAVE -- I WANTED TO SOME - JENNIFER LOPEZ AND I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING TOGETHER.
ALWAYS >> Steve: ALWAYS >> Jimmy: YEAH
AND I CAN TELL THE AUDIENCE WANTS IT YOU KNOW
AND SO I SAID TO JENNIFER, I GO, "LET'S DO A SONG." AND SHE -- SHE SAID "NO.
IMMEDIATELY. [ LAUGHTER ] JUST -- NOT EVEN -- DIDN'T EVEN
THINK ABOUT IT DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT POLITELY SAID NO
SO I SAID, "OH, MAYBE, HOW ABOUT LIKE A ROM-COM?" ROMANTIC MOVIE
YOU KNOW, WE COULD DO -- DIDN'T EVEN -- ALMOST HUNG UP THE PHONE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SO, I SAID, "ALL RIGHT, LET'S THINK OF SOMETHING."
WE DID WANT TO WORK TOGETHER MAYBE IT WAS MORE ME THAT WANTED TO WORK WITH JENNIFER
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT I GO, LET'S DO SOMETHING - I GO, "I'VE WRITTEN KIDS BOOKS,
YOU KNOW, CHILDREN'S BOOKS." SHE GOES -- AND I KNOW SHE LOVES HER KIDS
THEY'RE ALWAYS HERE WITH HER WHEN SHE'S ON THE SHOW I GO, "LET'S DO --
SHE GOES, "THAT WOULD BE A A GREAT IDEA." SO, I CAME UP WITH A GREAT
IDEA THIS IS IT "CON POLLO."
>> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: "CON POLLO"!
SO, HERE IS THE IDEA "CON POLLO" MEANS "WITH CHICKEN.
WHEN YOU THINK OF CON POLLO, YOU THINK OF - >> Steve: ARROZ CON POLLO.
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO >> Steve: OH, EATING A CHICKEN >> Jimmy: NO, YOU'RE NOT EATING
THE CHICKEN IN THIS. THIS -- YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH THE CHICKEN.
>> Steve: YOUR FRIENDS EAT THE CHICKEN? >> Jimmy: NO ONE EATS THE
CHICKEN. [ LAUGHTER ] THE CHICKEN IS YOUR BUDDY IN
THIS NO ONE EATS THE CHICKEN AT ALL IN THIS.
"CON POLLO," IT'S A THIS OR THAT BOOK. OKAY
AND BASICALLY, LIKE, WHAT YOU DO IS YOU -- YOU LEARN SPANISH AS IT --
YOU TEACH YOUR KIDS SPANISH. SO YOU GO, "DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE BEACH, OR DO YOU WANT TO
GO TO LA PLAYA CON POLLO?" >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: AND I DEDICATE THIS TO MY HIGH SCHOOL SPANISH TEACHERS, MRS. SHERMER,
MRS. WASINSKI, AND MRS. HOULIHAN. [ CHEERS ]
[ IN IRISH ACCENT THE BEST SPANISH TEACHERS AROUND THIS SIDE -
[ LAUGHTER ] THIS SIDE OF THE RAINBOW MRS. HOULIHAN WAS THERE TO
TEACH ME MY SPANISH. [ LAUGHTER ] [ NORMAL VOICE ]
BUT I DO WANT TO GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO THEM. SOME ARE NOT WITH US
BUT YOUR NAMES WILL NOW BE IN SCHOOLS IN LIBRARIES FOREVER SO THANK YOU SO MUCH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "CON POLLO." GUYS, COME BACK.
WHEN WE COME BACK, NICK KROLL WILL BE HERE TALKING TO US ABOUT THE MOVIE.
COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> LITTLE BABY >> Jimmy: -- BIG LITTLE BABY >> P.O.P
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: P.O.P. >> HEY
BIG LITTLE BABY HEY. >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A VERY FUNNY ACTOR AND COMEDIAN
WITH A NEW NETFLIX SPECIAL CALLED "NICK KROLL: LITTLE BIG BOY," WHICH COMES OUT TOMORROW
YOU CAN ALSO SEE HIM IN THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE "DON'T WORRY DARLING," WHICH IS IN THEATERS
NOW. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME NICK KROLL
* >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK
YOU LOOK FANTASTIC >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS,
NUMBER ONE MOVIE >> IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL IT'S ALL ME.
IT'S BEEN -- IT'S ALL ME [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MY GOSH, WOW
I HAVE TO -- SINCE THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU, YOU HAVE A BABY BOY NOW.
>> I HAD A BOY, YES. THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* AND THANK YOU FOR THE MUSIC STING FOR ME ANNOUNCING THAT I
HAVE A BOY I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT *
>> Jimmy: THAT'S THE STING YOU GET FOR THANKING THEM FOR THE ANNOUNCEMENT
>> WELL, THANK YOU FOR THE DOUBLE STING, GUYS I REALLY APPRECIATE IT
* HEY! >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD
THAT NEVER HAPPENS THE DOUBLE STING EVEN WHEN STING WAS HERE WE
DIDN'T HAVE DOUBLE STINGS. >> YOU DIDN'T DO -- NOT EVEN A A DOUBLE STING FOR STING
>> Jimmy: WE DIDN'T EVEN BRING IT UP. >> THAT'S WEIRD.
I'M INTO TANTRIC STINGS. >> Jimmy: YOU ARE? SO, HOW IS THE BABY?
* >> THERE IT IS THERE WE GO.
ALL RIGHT. >> Jimmy: HOW'S THE -- >> HOW'S THE BABY?
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> I LOVE THE -- I DIDN'T EVEN -- OH, MY GOD
I'M SORRY. WAS I INTERRUPTING YOU GROOMING YOUR BEARD
>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT >> I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT'S YOUR -- >> Jimmy: OH, THIS >> OH, THIS?
OH, MY TINY BEARD COMB THAT I HAVE ON A CHAIN? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: SOMETIMES WHEN I'M JUST WITH MY FRIENDS, I JUST LIKE ASK ABOUT THE FAMILY OR
SOMETHING LIKE THAT. >> WELL, I MEAN -- YOU KNOW. >> Jimmy: LIKE, THE KIDS ARE
GOOD AND EVERYTHING? >> YEAH, KIDS ARE GOOD KIDS ARE GOOD.
YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO DO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO. OH, GOD.
>> Jimmy: THAT FEELS GOOD. >> I LIKE THE STING ON THIS. I LOVE A BEARD GROOMING STING.
OH, A BEARD GROOMING STING THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: I HAD THIS BIT ALL
DAY FOR YOU. >> OH, THANK YOU I APPRECIATE THAT.
>> Jimmy: SORRY ABOUT THAT WELL, I'M HAPPY. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT
YOUR STAND UP SPECIAL. IT COMES OUT TOMORROW. AND I KNOW THAT YOUR CHILD HAD
A LOT TO DO WITH THE TITLE "LITTLE BIG BOY. >> YES, YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN
TOURING FOR A WHILE BEFORE THE LOCKDOWN, AND MY TOUR WAS CALLED "MIDDLE AGED BOY.
AND IT'S SORT OF STAND UP ABOUT -- YOU KNOW, I'M IN MY 40s WITH A BIT OF A PETER PAN
COMPLEX. I STILL -- I GOT HYPNOTIZED BECAUSE I'M ADDICTED TO SNACKS
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DID YOU REALLY >> YEAH, LIKE I'LL WALK INTO MY
KITCHEN, OPEN MY PANTRY AND JUST GO, LIKE, SNACK ATTACK! I HAVE A SNACK PROBLEM
AND I LIKE, AND I [ BLEEP ] MY PANTS NUMEROUS TIMES AS AN ADULT.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND SO, I THINK -- SO, THERE'S A BIT OF, LIKE, A DELAYED, YOU
KNOW, ADOLESCENCE. BUT THEN THE LOCKDOWN HAPPENED -
>> Jimmy: I WOULDN 'T SAY THAT'S MIDDLE AGED OH, I SEE, IT'S THE "BOY" PART
>> YEAH, THE BOY PART. >> Jimmy: I UNDERSTAND >> MIDDLE AGED -- YOU KNOW, YOU
[ BLEEP ] YOUR PANTS EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE AS A GUY IN YOUR 40s.
[ LAUGHTER ] JIMMY, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU DON'T HAVE TOILET PAPER AND SO YOU JUST HIGH FIVE.
[ LAUGHTER ] SORRY. SORRY, WE'LL CUT THAT PART,
GUYS >> Jimmy: NO, KEEP THAT IN >> WE'RE GOING TO RESET, GUYS.
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RESET IN THE BIZ. CAN I GET A STING FOR THAT
RESET, PLEASE? >> Jimmy: LET'S TAKE IT FROM THE BEARD COMB
>> OKAY. THAT WORKS THANK YOU.
ALL RIGHT. AND HERE WE GO SO, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TOUR,
THE LOCKDOWN HAPPENED, AND I WAS, LIKE, I GOT MARRIED I HAD A CHILD.
AND SO "MIDDLE AGED BOY" DIDN'T FEEL QUITE APPROPRIATE ANYMORE SO, I -- MY SON, WE CALL HIM
LITTLE BIG BOY BECAUSE HE'S NOT A BABY BUT HE'S NOT YET A MAN. >> Jimmy: YEAH
HE'S A LITTLE BIG BOY. >> HE'S A LITTLE BIG BOY AND SO, I DECIDED TO NAME THE
SPECIAL "LITTLE BIG BOY" IN HOMAGE TO MY WIFE AND SON. >> Jimmy: I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE
THIS IT'S ON NETFLIX TOMORROW YOU'RE SUCH A FUNNY GUY, I
WOULD LIKE TO SPEND HOURS WITH YOU. HOW LONG IS YOUR SPECIAL
>> MY SPECIAL IS ONE HOUR AND FIVE MINUTES >> Jimmy: THAT'S ENOUGH.
>> AND THAT'S ENOUGH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IN THIS SPECIAL, I
WILL SAY, NO SPOILERS, BUT YOU DO A GREAT JASON STATHAM IMPRESSION
>> THANK YOU I DID MY JASON STATHAM IMPRESSION ON THIS SHOW.
ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW." YOU DO THE "WHEEL OF IMPRESSIONS.
>> Jimmy: OH, WE WERE PLAYING A GAME >> YES AND I HAD ALMOST NO
IMPRESSIONS. AND THOUGHT -- I WAS LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT, MAYBE I CAN DO
JASON STATHAM. AND I DID IT ON HERE AND IT WAS REALLY FUN.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I TOTALLY REMEMBER
IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE. HOW YOU PUT IN YOUR ACT MADE ME LAUGH HARDER
>> YOU KNOW, I THINK LIKE EVERYBODY -- WHEN I LOOK IN THE MIRROR -
DOES ANYONE HERE LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND FEEL GOOD ABOUT WHAT THEY SEE
[ LAUGHTER ] USUALLY THERE'S, LIKE, ONE GUY AND LIZZO, AND THAT'S --
[ LAUGHTER ] AND THAT'S IT. AND YOU GET IT WITH LIZZO.
SHE PLAYS THE FLUTE. IT'S SEXY. IT'S COOL.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT THERE'S USUALLY ONE GUY SO, I DON'T FEEL GOOD WHEN I
LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND THE VOICE THAT I HEAR WHEN I LOOK IN THE MIRROR IS, LIKE,
AN ENGLISH BULLY, AND HE'S LIKE, "LOOK AT YOU, AND RED AND RASHY, RIGHT OUT OF THE SHOWER
WHY ARE YOU SO RED WHEN YOU GET OUT OF THE SHOWER. "BECAUSE I HAVE ECZEMA."
"YEAH, YOU'VE GOT ECZEMAS, DON'T YOU? [ LAUGHTER ]
SO, IT TURNED OUT TO BE JASON STATHAM. >> Jimmy: JASON STATHAM IS YOUR
REFLECTION AND HE BULLIES YOU EVERY MORNING. >> YEAH.
'CAUSE WHO'S MORE CONFIDENT AND MASCULINE THAN JASON STATHAM AND HE BULLIES ME, AND I
DESERVE IT >> Jimmy: YOUR REFLECTION BULLIES YOU.
>> "YOU FAT [ BLEEP ] LIZARD." [ LAUGHTER ] *
>> Jimmy: WHY WOULD HE DO THAT TO YOU >> YOU DO STATHAM, DON'T YOU
YOU DO A LITTLE STATHAM. >> Jimmy: "MAYBE I COULD DO A LITTLE BIT
I CAN DO A LITTLE BIT. >> "IT'S NOT BAD, RIGHT? >> Jimmy: "IT'S NOT BAD, RIGHT
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU." >> "IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU." >> Jimmy: "HEY JIMMY, YOU
TRYING TO GROW A BEARD IT'S A LITTLE PATCHY, ISN'T IT."
>> "WON'T YOU GET OUT YOUR LITTLE COMB AND BRUSH YOUR [ BLEEP ] BEARD?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S ALL IN THE SPECIAL.
>> IT'S ALL THERE, FOLKS >> Jimmy: BIG LITTLE BABY. >> BIG LITTLE BABY
NO, THAT'S MY RAP NAME [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "BIG LITTLE BOY.
"BIG LITTLE BOY. >> BIG LITTLE BABY >> Jimmy: BIG LITTLE BABY!
>> BLB >> Jimmy: BLB. [ AIR HORN ]
>> I'M A BIG LITTLE BABY HEY. >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO FUNNY.
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "DON'T WORRY DARLING. NUMBER ONE, BY THE WAY
AND CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU >> THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE THE STAR OF THE FILM >> I AM THE STAR OF THAT FILM.
>> Jimmy: YOU GOT APPLAUSE IN THE SCREENING I SAW. BECAUSE YOU GOT A LOT OF FANS
HERE AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW. WE ALL LIKE NICK KROLL AND WE ALL CLAPPED FOR YOU
NO, BUT THIS FILM, I WILL SAY, OBVIOUSLY WE ALL KNOW, HAS A A LOT OF DRAMA BEHIND IT,
PEOPLE SAYING ALL THESE STORIES ABOUT, YOU KNOW -- AND YOU TOLD ME THIS
YOU'RE THE MASTERMIND BEHIND IT >> YEAH, SO, THE MOVIE -- SO,
IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET, IT'S, LIKE, A THRILLER AND I THINK THE LESS YOU KNOW
ABOUT THE MOVIE GOING IN, THE BETTER SO THAT WHEN YOU'RE WATCHING
IT, IT'S ALL NEW AND SURPRISING SO, I DECIDED, LET'S CREATE
A LOT OF BUZZ AROUND THE FILM. >> Jimmy: IT'S GENIUS. >> BUT NOT ABOUT THE FILM
ITSELF, RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU ARE A GENIUS,
A MASTERMIND >> I'M THE LITTLE PUPPETEER. SO, I WAS LIKE, HEY, HARRY, YOU
KNOW WHAT WILL BE A GREAT IDEA WHEN YOU WALK INTO THE PREMIERE IN VENICE, SPIT ON CHRIS PINE.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND HE WAS LIKE, GOT IT. BUT THEN, HE WAS LIKE, I DON'T
KNOW IF THAT'S GOING TO WORK SO, THEN I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT
MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST, YOU KNOW, GIVE ME A KISS >> Jimmy: GET READY, HARRY
FANS >> AND SO -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND I -- AND THEN I ASKED HIM TO SPIT IN MY MOUTH. >> Jimmy: HE WOULDN'T DO IT.
>> HE WOULDN'T DO THAT THE GUY'S GOT BOUNDARIES AND SO, IT ENDED UP -- ANYWAY,
IT ENDED UP WORKING. >> Jimmy: WHAT CAN WE SAY ABOUT THE MOVIE?
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO GIVE ANYTHING AWAY. >> SO THE MOVIE IS LIKE -- IT
FEELS LIKE A UTOPIAN COMMUNITY, LATE '50s, EARLY '60s. >> Jimmy: EVERYTHING'S PERFECT
>> EVERYTHING'S KIND OF PERFECT AND THEY'RE WORKING ON THIS PROJECT.
BUT THINGS AREN'T EXACTLY AS THEY SEEM. >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE PERFECT
WAY TO SET IT UP YOU DID IT EXACTLY PERFECT [ APPLAUSE ]
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: AND WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS AND THE TWIST
IT'S REALLY GOOD I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S NICK KROLL IN "DON'T
WORRY DARLING. TAKE A LOOK.
>> TECHNICALLY A WORSE, LESS IMPORTANT DEPARTMENT >> I HAVEN'T REALLY GOTTEN TO
TALK TO FRANK VERY MUCH. >> FRANK DOESN'T HAVE TO TALK TO YOU
>> OH, I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T - >> YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW EXTRAORDINARY HE IS OR WHAT HE
CAN DO YOU'RE LUCKY TO EVEN KNOW WHO HE IS, LET ALONE BE STANDING IN
HIS HOUSE. >> I'M JUST EXCITED. I'M SORRY.
I'M JUST EXCITED >> Jimmy: NICK KROLL, EVERYBODY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "DON'T WORRY DARLING" IS IN THEATERS NOW
AND CHECK OUT "LITTLE BIG BOY" ON NETFLIX TOMORROW. JENNA BUSH HAGER JOINS US NEXT
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
MY 3-YEAR-OLD SON CAN SING "LATE NIGHT TALKY. >> Jimmy: HE KNOWS THE WORDS
>> YEAH, HE'S LIKE - >> Jimmy: DOES HODA GET INTO IN HARRY?
>> HODA LOVES HARRY. >> Jimmy: SHE DOES >> HARRY PLAYED "THE TODAY
SHOW," AND HE SMELLS LIKE YOU THINK HE SMELLS.
CO-HOSTS "TODAY WITH HODA & JENNA" WEEKDAYS ON NBC YOU CAN FOLLOW HER BOOK CLUB
@READWITHJENNA ON INSTAGRAM. PLEASE WELCOME JENNA BUSH HAGER
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK
I LOVE HAVING YOU ON THIS IS GIANT. I WISH THAT I DID THIS
YOU WENT TO THE WHITE HOUSE, JUST -- AND SAW -- >> YES
>> Jimmy: WAS IT YESTERDAY OR TWO DAYS AGO >> FRIDAY NIGHT.
>> Jimmy: YOU SAW ELTON JOHN'S -- >> WE SAW ELTON JOHN
>> Jimmy: -- AT THE WHITE HOUSE? >> YES
>> Jimmy: HOW -- WHAT WAS IT LIKE >> IT WAS CRAZY.
I MEAN, WE GREW UP LISTENING TO ELTON JOHN I'M SURE YOU DID TOO
>> Jimmy: OF COURSE. I LOVE ELTON JOHN. >> SO, MY MOM CALLED AND WAS
LIKE, "WE'RE INVITED TO THE WHITE HOUSE. WE SHOULD GO BACK.
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> BUT IT WAS VERY COOL TO SEE ELTON JOHN ON THE SOUTH LAWN
AND I TOOK MY LITTLE GIRLS, WHO HAD NEVER BEEN -- AND THEY COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.
>> Jimmy: I HAVE A PHOTO -- >> THEY WERE LIKE, "WAIT, WHAT?"
>> Jimmy: THEY COULDN'T BE CUTER. LOOK AT THEM HERE.
>> THEY'RE THEY ARE. >> Jimmy: A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT, COME ON
>> YES >> Jimmy: STOP IT RIGHT NOW. [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
BUT -- WHAT A GREAT FAMILY BUT HERE'S WHAT I WANT -- I HAVE A PHOTO HERE.
BUT THIS MADE ME LAUGH YOU BROUGHT THIS EXCLUSIVE FOR US
>> I SURE DID. >> Jimmy: THIS IS TAKEN BY PRESIDENT BIDEN.
>> PRESIDENT BIDEN TOOK A PICTURE. FIRST OF ALL, THEY WERE SO
GRACIOUS THEY MET US AT THE FRONT GATE. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> YOU KNOW, LIKE, WE DROVE IN LIKE WE USED TO AND THEY MET US THERE.
THEY WERE STANDING ON THE STEPS, AND MY KIDS WERE LIKE, "THAT'S THE PRESIDENT?
WHAT DO WE DO? [ LAUGHTER ] AND I'M LIKE, YOU SAY, "HELLO,
MR. PRESIDENT. AND MILA WAS LIKE -- WHAT IF I WAS LIKE, "HEY, I'M MILA,
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "NO, DON'T YOU --
>> I'M LIKE, "THEY WILL NEVER COME BACK. >> Jimmy: "DON'T YOU EVER DO
THAT DON'T EVEN JOKE AROUND." >> "YOU WILL NEVER COME BACK."
BUT, YEAH, HE WAS -- >> Jimmy: BUT NOT ONLY THAT, BUT HE TOOK A PHOTO.
>> HE WAS LIKE -- THERE WAS A PORTRAIT OF MY MOM -- >> Jimmy: OF COURSE.
>> -- HANGING ON THE WALL. >> Jimmy: IN THE WHITE HOUSE >> AND HE SAID, "CAN I GET A
A PICTURE? WHICH IS JUST THE SWEETEST >> Jimmy: I LOVE THIS.
>> AND HE SAID -- >> Jimmy: AND HERE'S THE PHOTO RIGHT HERE
>> AND TOOK THE PICTURE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS
THE PIC -- THE PORTRAIT NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BEING IN THE SHOT
[ LAUGHTER ] BARELY THAT'S YOUR -- THAT'S YOUR
MOM'S ARMS THAT'S HER ARMS. IT'S --
>> IT'S -- >> Jimmy: OR IS THERE A -- YEAH
>> I MEAN, LOOK AT EVERYBODY'S FACE IT'S ALSO SOME, LIKE -- IN SOME
SORT OF TALKING. I THINK -- [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: SHE'S SO CUTE. SHE'S SO CUTE. >> WHAT I'M SAYING --
>> Jimmy: SHE'S SO CUTE. >> I -- >> Jimmy: EVERYONE'S TALKING
YOU'RE LOOKING SOMEWHERE ELSE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I'M PRETTY SURE WHAT I SAID
IS, "PRESIDENT BIDEN, MY HUSBAND CAN TAKE THE PICTURE." WE DIDN'T REALLY EXPECT THE
PRESIDENT -- >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO FRAME THIS
>> -- TO TAKE IT >> Jimmy: THE PRESIDENT TOOK THIS PHOTO
>> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO FRAME THIS
>> IT WAS VERY GRACIOUS OF HIM [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND I DIDN'T GET TO
SEE YOU THE OTHER NIGHT. I KNOW YOU WERE AT HARRY STYLES' --
>> YES >> Jimmy: -- AT THE GARDEN >> HOW GOOD WAS IT
>> Jimmy: HE'S UNBELIEVABLE. >> I WAS WATCHING HARRY MOST OF THE TIME BECAUSE, WOW.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT? WHO DOESN'T WATCH HARRY STYLES >> RIGHT
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> HARRY STYLES. >> Jimmy: I LIKE HIM
>> BUT HE -- JIMMY DOES SOME MAJOR, SORT OF, LIKE -- IT'S LIKE, GRATEFUL DEAD MEETS DAD
DANCING. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S --
YOU WERE, LIKE, JAMMING OUT. >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>> KIND OF, LIKE -- >> Jimmy: I WASN'T JAMMING OUT I WASN'T DOING THAT.
* >> YEAH, YOU TOTALLY WERE. >> Jimmy: I TRIED -- LIKE A SKI
THING? [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS TRYING -- I WAS TRYING
DIFFERENT MOVES BECAUSE I WAS EMBARRASSED BECAUSE I WAS DAD DANCING.
BUT I WAS DAD DANCING BEFORE I WAS A DAD. THAT'S HOW I DANCE
>> NO, I KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ] I MOM DANCED BEFORE I WAS
A MOM. >> Jimmy: AND I'M, LIKE, DANCING AND I GO -- AND ALL
THESE -- >> GIRLS I SAW IT
>> Jimmy: THEY HAD THEIR PHONES OUT AND I'M ALREADY A MEME I GO, "ALL RIGHT, THIS IS
ALREADY A DISASTER." I WAS, LIKE, TRYING TO BE THAT AND THEN I'M LIKE, "MAYBE I'LL
CLAP." ME, IS THOUGHT I COULD DANCE." >> OH, YOU WERE DOING, SORT OF,
A SIDE CLAP. >> Jimmy: I WAS SIDE CLAPPING. [ CLAPPING ]
[ LAUGHTER ] * THEN I SAID, "THAT WASN'T
REALLY WORKING." * AND THEN I GO, "I'VE GOT TO
STOP SIDE CLAPPING." THEN I JUST STOOD THERE AND I DID THIS FOR A BIT
* [ LAUGHTER ] AND I GO, "HOW CREEPY IS THAT?
I GO, "I'VE JUST GOT TO STOP." AND THEN I GO, "I'M JUST GOING TO HAVE FUN.
>> WAIT, BUT ALSO WEREN'T YOU SINGING EVERY WORD TO EVERY SONG
[ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, AT ONE POINT, I THOUGHT TO MYSELF --
>> Jimmy: THAT'S SO SAD. >> "IF MY CHILDREN WERE HERE, THEY WOULD BE -- THEY WOULD
HAVE LEFT. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN SO
HUMILIATED BECAUSE I KNEW -- >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T LOOK COOL AT A CONCERT
>> NO, WE'RE NERDS >> Jimmy: I LOVE HIM I LOVE HARRY STYLES.
>> ME TOO. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHY I SANG EVERY SONG THAT I KNEW
[ CHEERS ] I'M LIKE, "LOVE IT." "MATILDA."
>> OH, "MATILDA" IS SO GOOD. >> Jimmy: DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME
>> "MATILDA. >> Jimmy: "MATILDA" IS THE JAM >> "MATILDA" IS SO GOOD.
"LATE NIGHT TALKING. >> Jimmy: I WAS -- >> MY 3-YEAR-OLD --
>> Jimmy: I WAS DOING ALL OF IT >> MY 3-YEAR-OLD SON CAN SING
"LATE NIGHT TALKING. >> Jimmy: HE KNOWS ALL THE WORDS?
>> YEAH, HE'S LIKE -- * * TALKING *
>> Jimmy: DOES HODA -- DOES HODA GET INTO HARRY? >> OH, HODA LOVES HARRY.
>> Jimmy: SHE DOES OKAY >> HARRY PLAYED ON "THE TODAY
SHOW," AND HE SMELLS LIKE YOU THINK HE SMELLS. >> Jimmy: YEAH
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: THAT'S -- THAT'S ALL
I WANTED TO HEAR >> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? JUST LIKE YOU THINK HE SMELLS.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL WE WANTED TO HEAR. HE DOES, RIGHT
>> WHEW, YES >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S MONEY IN THE BANK
>> I MEAN, WHAT IS IT ABOUT HARRY STYLES >> Jimmy: HE'S MONEY
HE'S JUST GOT IT >> WE CAN HOPE THAT -- [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: HE'S GOT IT. HE'S JUST GOT EVERYTHING HE'S SO COOL
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR BOOK CLUB BECAUSE THIS IS A GIANT DEAL,
BY THE WAY, BUDDY. CONGRATULATIONS. >> OH, THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: IT'S A MASSIVE HIT "READ WITH JENNA." I WANT TO SAY -- OUT OF YOU --
YOU DO A BOOK A MONTH. >> YES >> Jimmy: AND OUT OF -- OUT OF
THE ONES YOU'VE DONE, 33 HAVE HIT "THE NEW YORK TIMES" BESTSELLER LIST.
>> WOW, YOU DID YOUR HOMEWORK. >> Jimmy: I DID DO MY HOMEWORK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YEAH, I DON'T NEED -- >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I DON'T NEED THIS.
THIS IS ALL FAKE I DON'T NEED ANY OF THIS STUFF I KNOW WHO I'M TALKING TO.
>> I KNOW, IT'S -- >> Jimmy: I'M A BIG FAN. BUT CONGRATULATIONS.
THAT'S -- >> AND HERE'S THE THING, THERE ARE A TON OF READERS OUT THERE
>> Jimmy: THERE ARE. >> AND THERE'S TONS OF AUTHORS OUR MISSION IS TO HIGHLIGHT,
DEBUT AND DIVERSE AUTHORS TO GIVE AUTHORS -- >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> -- THAT HAVEN'T ALWAYS HAD, LIKE, THE MONEY BEHIND THEM A PLATFORM IN "THE TODAY SHOW.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND IT'S BEEN AWESOME >> Jimmy: AND YOU'VE DONE IT
>> IT'S AWESOME. IT'S SO FUN. >> Jimmy: YOU'VE DONE YOU'RE --
WHAT YOU WANTED TO ACHIEVE YOU'VE ACHIEVED A GOAL AND IT'S CONTINUING TO GET BIGGER AND
BIGGER AND I JUST HEARD THAT YOU STARTED A PRODUCTION COMPANY
>> YES >> Jimmy: WHAT IS IT CALLED? >> WELL, "THOUSAND VOICES.
>> Jimmy: "THOUSAND VOICES." >> BUT WE'RE ALMOST THERE. BUT WE CAN TELL YOU AND THE
POINT IS TO HAVE A TON OF DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVES >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> I FEEL LIKE -- >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE GOING MAKE THEM INTO MOVIES
>> AND TELEVISION SHOWS. SO, WE HAVE SEVEN PROJECTS RIGHT NOW THAT --
>> Jimmy: THIS IS MASSIVE FOR PEOPLE >> -- HAVE BOOKS THAT I LOVE
THAT HOPEFULLY SOME OF YOU ALL HAVE READ WITH US THAT ONE DAY BE ON THE SCREEN IF WE CAN GET
OUR ACT TOGETHER >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. >> BUT IT FEELS REALLY COOL TO
PEOPLE >> Jimmy: IT'S COOL THAT YOU'RE DOING THIS
AND IT'S LIKE, "GET MORE PEOPLE OUT THERE READING. >> YES
>> Jimmy: I LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT. >> YES, YES.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE AWESOME, PAL. >> THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: JENNA BUSH HAGER CATCH "TODAY WITH HODA & JENNA" WEEKDAYS ON NBC.
AND FOLLOW "READWITHJENNA" ON INSTAGRAM. RAYMOND LEE JOINS US AFTER THE
BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY TALENTED ACTOR, WHO
STARS IN THE NEW SHOW, "QUANTUM LEAP," WHICH AIRS MONDAYS AT 10:00 P.M.
ON NBC EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME RAYMOND LEE.
* *
>> Jimmy: RAYMOND LEE, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." THANKS FOR COMING ON
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING ME THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE.
I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE. >> Jimmy: WOW, YOU'RE A GOOD MAN.
COME ON, THIS IS -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU HAD A GREAT YEAR
NOT ONLY ARE YOU STARRING IN THE BIG SHOW, "QUANTUM LEAP," BUT YOU WERE ALSO WERE IN "TOP
GUN: MAVERICK. LOOK AT THIS RIGHT THERE >> YEAH, THERE'S MILES AND
THERE'S MY BUDDY, JAKE AND THERE'S MANNY. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: NOT TOO SHABBY, HUH? >> NOT TOO SHABBY.
>> Jimmy: WHAT IS THE AUDITION PROCESS LIKE FOR THIS? >> WELL, I THOUGHT -- I THOUGHT
MY READ WENT OKAY. BUT I HAD JUST GOTTEN BACK FROM A TRIP TO HAWAII, WHERE I
RENTED A SURFBOARD AND I -- I WENT OUT. AND ABOUT FIVE MINUTES INTO
PADDLING -- IT WAS LOW TIDE. THE REEF WAS EXPOSED >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND SO, I'M GETTING OUT THERE AND I REALIZE THAT I FELT A SHARP PAIN IN MY RIGHT HAND.
AND I HAD SLAPPED A SEA URCHIN, AND THERE WAS ABOUT 50 SPIKES IN MY HAND
AND AT THAT POINT, I DECIDED I COULD DO ONE OF TWO THINGS I COULD PADDLE BACK TO SHORE
AND JUST EAT THE COST OF THE SURFBOARD THAT I'VE HAD FOR ABOUT FIVE MINUTES OR I COULD
JUST GO OUT AND KEEP SURFING, AND I DID. AND -- AND IT WAS -- IT TURNED
OUT TO BE A GREAT DAY. I HAD A BLOODY HAND, BUT I CAME BACK
AND THE VERY NEXT DAY WAS THE AUDITION FOR "TOP GUN. AND I HAD A BANDAGED HAND AND
THEY HAD ASKED ME ABOUT IT SO, I THOUGHT MY READ WENT OKAY
BUT IT WAS THAT STORY, I THINK, IS WHAT SOLD THEM. >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> BECAUSE HERE THEY WAS TRYING TO CAST A PILOT, A DAREDEVIL PILOT.
AND HERE I WAS, I DID SOMETHING DAREDEVLISH. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> MAYBE THEY WERE LIKE -- >> Jimmy: OH, HE'S GOT SOMETHING RIGHT THERE.
YEAH >> "HE'S GOT SOMETHING HE TOOK A RISK."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: "HE TOOK THE RISK. HE GOT --
>> HE'S GOT -- >> Jimmy: HE'S GOT A BLOODY HAND
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> DID YOUR -- DID YOUR FAMILY
FREAK OUT THAT YOU WERE IN "TOP GUN" OR THAT YOU'RE IN BILLBOARDS ALL OVER THE PLACE?
>> YEAH, TOTALLY >> Jimmy: THEY LOVE IT >> THEY LOVE IT, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS BILLBOARD AD HERE. >> IT'S SO BIG
>> Jimmy: THIS IS YOU, BASICALLY, LEAP -- QUANTUM LEAPING THROUGH A BUILDING
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: A GIANT, GIANT BUILDING
>> A HUGE BUILDING >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH, THEY'RE REALLY PROUD.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, GOOD THEY SHOULD BE [ LAUGHTER ]
THEY'RE -- YEAH, THEY'RE REALLY SUPPORTIVE THEY'VE ALWAYS BEEN VERY
SUPPORTIVE I GOT A CALL FROM MY UNCLE, WHO HAS -- WHO IS VERY WITHHOLDING
IN TERMS OF ANY TERM -- LIKE, WORDS OF CONGRATULATIONS OR PRAISE OR ANYTHING, BUT HE TOLD
ME THAT, "I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU. HE SAID, "I'M VERY PROUD OF
YOU. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] I GOT VERY EMOTIONAL
>> Jimmy: AND HE IS -- YEAH, AND HE DOESN'T NORMALLY GIVE YOU PRAISE
>> HE DOESN'T NORMALLY GIVE ME PRAISE AND I ASKED HIM.
I WAS LIKE, "IS THIS BECAUSE I WAS IN AN AD OR IS THIS -- DID YOU WATCH THE EPISODE?
HE'S LIKE, "NO YOU WERE IN THE KOREAN NEWSPAPER.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND FOR US, IF YOU MAKE THE KOREAN NEWSPAPER, THAT IS ALL
THAT REALLY MATTERS. SO -- [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: AND THEN HERE'S WHAT I LOVE IS THAT HE ACTUALLY SENT YOU THE NEWSPAPER OF YOU
>> HE SENT -- HE SENT IT TO ME HE'S LIKE, "THIS IS WHAT I'M READING RIGHT NOW, AND I'M -
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. AND THAT'S THAT. >> Jimmy: COME ON, BUDDY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S FANTASTIC >> OKAY, HE'S DOING PRETTY
WELL SO, YEAH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HIM.
YEAH HE'S DOING ALL RIGHT I'VE GOT TO SAY, "QUANTUM
LEAP" -- THIS IS A BIG EXCITING THING FOR "QUANTUM LEAP" FANS.
YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A BABY WHEN THE FIRST "QUANTUM LEAP" CAME OUT.
YEAH, IT WASN'T A SHOW THAT YOU WATCHED GROWING UP, RIGHT? >> YEAH, NO.
I -- I WATCHED IT THE SECOND TIME AROUND WHEN IT WAS IN SYNDICATION.
IT WAS MY BEST BUDDY IN SIXTH GRADE, THIS WAS HIS FAVORITE SHOW
DAVID KELEGIAN, IF YOU'RE OUT THERE, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR INTRODUCING ME TO THE SHOW
BECAUSE PRIOR TO THAT, IT WAS JUST, LIKE, CARTOONS AND "NINJA TURTLES.
AND -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, WHAT CHILDREN SHOULD WATCH
YEAH, YEAH OF COURSE. >> AND THEN HE INTRODUCED ME -
>> Jimmy: YOU SHOULDN'T BE WATCHING "QUANTUM LEAP" AS A A CHILD, AS A BABY
NO, NO, NO, NO >> NO. >> Jimmy: YOU WATCH CARTOONS
YEAH >> NO. >> Jimmy: AND THEN YOU GROW UP
TO BE IN "QUANTUM LEAP." >> THAT IS RIGHT >> Jimmy: EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID
YEAH >> FULL CIRCLE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: CAN WE SET UP THE SHOW AND WHO YOU PLAYING?
>> YEAH, IT'S BEEN 30 SOME ODD YEARS SINCE DR. SAM BECKETT STEPPED INTO THE QUANTUM
ACCELERATOR AND VANISHED FOREVER. AND NOW, A NEW TEAM HAS BEEN
ASSEMBLED TO RESTART THIS MACHINE AND UNCOVER THE MYSTERIES BEHIND IT.
I AM PART OF THAT NEW TEAM I PLAY DR. BEN SONG, AND I HAVE TAKEN AN UNSANCTIONED LEAP INTO
THE PAST FOR REASONS UNKNOWN AND MY TEAM IS LEFT TO FIGURE OUT WHY AND TO TRY AND BRING ME
BACK >> Jimmy: MONDAY NIGHTS, 10:00 P.M., NBC.
I -- I WILL SAY I HEARD THIS, THAT YOU WERE A LITTLE NERVOUS WHEN YOU'RE THE NUMBER ONE, YOU
KNOW, ON THE CALL SHEET. YOU HAVE TO GO TO SET. AND TO CALM YOU DOWN, YOU WILL
SING A SONG. >> I DO. >> Jimmy: AND YEAH
DO YOU KNOW WHAT SONG I'M TALKING ABOUT? >> I KNOW WHAT SONG YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH
IT'S A SONG BY HOOBASTANK. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OKAY
>> YEAH, AND TO CALM MY NERVES -- YOU KNOW, I DON'T LIKE AWKWARD SILENCES.
LIKE, I DON'T LIKE -- LIKE, SONIC VOIDS. AND SO, I JUST -- I HUM THINGS
AND THIS IS -- THIS IS -- RIGHT NOW, IT'S PRETTY QUIET, SO I'M GETTING -- I'M GETTING PRETTY
NERVOUS. * I'M NOT A PERFECT PERSON *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * THERE'S MANY THINGS I WISH I DIDN'T DO *
SOMETIMES, LIKE, THE CREW THAT I'M WORKING WITH LIKES TO JOIN IN AT THIS PART OR THEY JUST
WAIT UNTIL THE CHORUS BECAUSE EVERYONE EVENTUALLY STARTS TO SING
* BUT I CONTINUE LEARNING * >> Jimmy: WE ALWAYS HAVE MICROPHONES HERE, BY THE WAY
>> OH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT I THOUGHT THAT I HAD TO GO -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* I NEVER MEANT TO DO THOSE THINGS TO YOU * I NEVER SAID I WAS A GOOD
SINGER * AND SO I HAVE T SAY BEFORE I G
THAT I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW * * I FOUND A REASO
FOR ME TO CHANGE WHO I USED TO BE A REASON TO *
* START OVER NE AND THE REASON IS YOU * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S RAYMOND LEE IN
"QUANTUM LEAP" TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> YOU HANGING IN THERE, DAVID >> YEP, YEP, WE JUST GOT -- CAN'T RUSH THIS SORT OF THING.
>> FIRST TIME IS ALWAYS A LITTLE TRICKY. >> MM-HM
>> OH, THANK GOD >> ARE YOU OKAY? >> I'M IN A SPACE SHUTTLE.
>> I KNOW. >> I THOUGHT I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET PULLED BACK TO 2022 WHEN I
LEFT >> YEAH, THAT DIDN'T WORK. >> DO WE KNOW WHY?
>> WE'RE WORKING ON IT HOWEVER, THE TEAM IS FAIRLY CONFIDENT WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO
GET YOU BACK ON THE NEXT LEAP. >> WELL, I'D MIGHT BE MORE UPSET, BUT SPACE SHUTTLE, IT'S
VERY COOL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S RAYMOND LEE,
EVERYONE "QUANTUM LEAP" AIRS MONDAYS AT 10:00 P.M. ON NBC.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF "TONIGHT SHOW." STICK AROUND
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS THE
HOST OF THE COLUM TYRRELL PODCAST AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE MAKING HIS TELEVISION DEBUT,
PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY, COLUM TYRRELL.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
>> HI. HOW'S IT GOING [ CHEERS ]
I'M -- I'M FROM IRELAND, OKAY? SO, I'M NOT AS UGLY AS I LOOK. [ LAUGHTER ]
PEOPLE SEE ME, THEY GO, "OH. AND THEN THEY HEAR ME SPEAK, AND THEY GO, "ACTUALLY, FOR AN
IRISH GUY, NOT TOO BAD." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, "GAME OF THRONES"?
THEY FILMED THAT IN IRELAND. THEY DID THAT TO SAVE ON MAKE-UP COSTS WITH THE EXTRAS.
[ LAUGHTER ] THE FILMING CREW SHOWED UP AND WERE LIKE, "HEY, STREET
MERCHANT WITH LEPROSY, WE'RE READY FOR YOUR SCENE COME ON.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT GUY WAS LIKE, "NO, I WORK WITH CATERING.
AND THEY SAID, "GET IN HERE YOU UGLY PIG, WE NEED YOU. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
BRING ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND YOUR FAMILY BECAUSE WE NEED SOME WILDINGS FOR FREE.
[ LAUGHTER ] IF YOU REWATCH THAT SHOW AND LOOK IN THE BACKGROUND, YOU'LL
SEE A BUNCH OF IRISH PLUMBERS AND STUFF STARING AT THE CAMERA
[ LAUGHTER ] EVERY TIME A DRAGON FLIES BY, THEY WAVE.
[ LAUGHTER ] I LOVE UGLY PEOPLE [ LAUGHTER ]
I WAS A WAITER FOR YEARS I NEVER HAD AN UGLY PERSON COMPLAIN ABOUT ANYTHING.
IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD LOOKING PERSON WHO WANTS TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER.
USUALLY A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. SHE WOULD BE LIKE, "I ORDERED MY STEAK MEDIUM RARE AND THIS
IS MEDIUM-MEDIUM-RARE. UGLY PEOPLE, THEY NEVER COMPLAIN
THEY'RE JUST HAPPY TO BE OUT OF THE HOUSE. [ LAUGHTER ]
THEY ORDERED A STEAK MEDIUM RARE YOU CAN JUST THROW A FISH AT
THEIR HEAD YOU WOULDN'T EVEN NEED TO KILL THE FISH
JUST LOB IT TOWARDS THEIR UGLY FACE, AND THEY'LL CATCH IT IN THEIR FANG LIKE --
AND THEN THEY BREAK ITS NECK AND THEY'LL SMILE AT YOU AS FISH GUTS DRIBBLE DOWN THEIR
UGLY CHIN ONTO THEIR UGLY BODY BECAUSE THEY'RE HAPPY FOR THE EYE CONTACT.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE -- I LOVE UGLY PEOPLE
I WANT UGLY KIDS BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE TO PARENT UGLY CHILDREN
LIFE WILL TEACH THEM THEIR LESSONS NATURALLY. [ LAUGHTER ]
I'M DATING AN AMERICAN GIRL. WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR FIVE YEARS NOW, SO WE'RE ALMOST
DONE [ LAUGHTER ] SHE'S ALL RIGHT.
SHE'S OKAY SHE'S INTO THE ENVIRONMENT THOUGH, AND SHE RECENTLY BOUGHT
SOME COFFEE CUPS THAT SAY "SAVE THE BEES." THE BEES, GUYS, OH, GOD, THE
BEES ARE -- THEY'RE DYING. [ LAUGHTER ] AND YOU CAN'T GO OUTSIDE OF
YOUR HOUSE ANYMORE WITHOUT PILES OF DEAD BEES EVERYWHERE YOU GO
AND IF THE BEES DIE, THERE'LL BE NO MORE INTERNET OR SOMETHING.
I DON'T KNOW [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I ZONE OUT WHEN SHE TALKS.
BUT IT'S IMPORTANT I'M TOLD IT'S IMPORTANT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
SO, EVERY MORNING, WE DRINK COFFEE FROM THESE COFFEE CUPS THAT SAY "SAVE THE BEES.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS ARE DOING, BUT WE'RE HELPING [ LAUGHTER ]
RECENTLY -- RECENTLY, THERE WAS A DEAD BEE ON OUR WINDOW SILL, AND MY GIRLFRIEND IS LIKE, "WE
HAVE TO SAVE THE BEE." AND I GO, "YEAH, BUT HE'S ALREADY DEAD
HE MUST NOT HAVE SEEN THE COFFEE CUPS BECAUSE THAT IS A DEAD BEE IF EVER I SAW ONE."
BUT APPARENTLY SHE EXPLAINED TO ME, APPARENTLY, A LOT OF THE TIME WHEN YOU SEE A DEAD BEE,
APPARENTLY IT'S NOT ACTUALLY DEAD MOST OF THE TIME, IT'S ACTUALLY
JUST REALLY THIRSTY AND HE'S HAVING A LITTLE DEHYDRATED NAP, AND IT WILL DIE.
BUT YOU CAN SAVE ITS LIFE BY GIVING IT A DRINK. THIS IS THE TYPE OF RIDICULOUS
STUFF THAT COMES OUT OF HER FACE ALL OF THE TIME BUT I CAN'T LEAVE HER BECAUSE I
NEED A VISA. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE SO, I PREPARED -- I PREPARED A
A DEAD BEE DRINK BECAUSE I LOVE THIS COUNTRY [ LAUGHTER ]
AND I GOT TAP WATER. AND SHE GOES, "NOT TAP WATER THEY HATE TAP WATER.
THEY ONLY LIKE SUGARY WATER. WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF GETTING SUCH A PICKY DEAD BEE?
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU GIVE IT TAP WATER, HE TURNS INTO GORDON RAMSAY
"JUST, AH, IT'S BLAND! THIS WATER IS BLAND! SO, I MIXED SUGAR WITH WATER TO
MAKE SIMPLE SYRUP. I'M A MIXOLOGIST NOW FOR A DEAD BEE.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND I PUT THE SUGARY WATER ON A SPOON.
BUT IT WON'T DRINK IT. THIS DEAD BEE HAS LOST ITS THIRST
SO, I JUST START SPLASHING ITS CORPSE, JUST COVERING ITS DEAD BODY IN A STICKY LIQUID,
DISHONORING ITS MEMORY COMPLETELY AND THE WHOLE TIME, MY
GIRLFRIEND IS OVER MY SHOULDER LIKE, "IS IT WORKING?" AND I GO, "NO, IT'S NOT
WORKING. AND SHE GOES, "WHY NOT?" I GO, "BECAUSE IT'S DEAD
IT'S A DEAD BEE. AND I KNOW IT WAS DEAD BECAUSE I HAD KILLED IT WITH A MAGAZINE
EARLIER THAT DAY WHEN HE CAME INTO MY HOME UNINVITED THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
APPRECIATE IT! THANK YOU! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, BROTHER.
THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT COLUM TYRRELL, EVERYBODY HIS PODCAST IS AVAILABLE ON
YOUTUBE. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY COME ON BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO
NICK KROLL, JENNA BUSH HAGER, RAYMOND LEE, COLUM TYRRELL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY BYE-BYE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE