1 00:00:09,609 --> 00:00:11,211 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:11,211 --> 00:00:12,746 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:21,354 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - NICK KROLL 4 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:25,291 JENNA BUSH HAGER RAYMOND LEE, COMEDIAN COLUM TYRRELL 5 00:00:25,291 --> 00:00:35,035 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1717 6 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:38,271 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:43,510 --> 00:01:03,897 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:10,870 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. PLEASE, ENJOY YOURSELF THAT MADE ME LAUGH 9 00:01:10,870 --> 00:01:12,305 VERY NICE MEMBER OF THE AUDIENCE JUST BLEW A KISS TO ME 10 00:01:12,305 --> 00:01:15,809 >> Steve: AW [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, SIR, I 11 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:18,745 APPRECIATE THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT WAS VERY NICE 12 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:20,513 GUYS, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." THIS IS VERY EXCITING. 13 00:01:20,513 --> 00:01:22,148 FROM THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE IN THE COUNTRY "DON'T WORRY DARLING," NICK KROLL IS HERE 14 00:01:22,148 --> 00:01:26,286 TONIGHT! >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: ON OUR SHOW! 15 00:01:26,286 --> 00:01:30,490 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "DON'T WORRY DARLING." NICK IS GOING TO TELL US WHAT 16 00:01:30,490 --> 00:01:34,728 IT WAS LIKE TO STAR IN A CRAZY DRAMA, AND ALSO HOW IT WAS LIKE BEING IN THE MOVIE 17 00:01:34,728 --> 00:01:38,398 [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS WELL, GUYS, WITH ALL THE 18 00:01:38,398 --> 00:01:40,200 HOLIDAY TRAVEL BEING PLANNED, PRESIDENT BIDEN HAS PROPOSED NEW RULES THAT WOULD REQUIRE 19 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,935 AIRLINES TO SHOW CONSUMERS THE ACTUAL PRICE OF PLANE TICKETS, INCLUDING BAGGAGE FEES AND 20 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:52,412 OTHER EXTRA COSTS BEFORE THEY BUY. YEAH 21 00:01:52,412 --> 00:01:57,017 OF COURSE, THE AIRLINES ARE ALL RESPONDED BY ADDING AN "ABLE TO SEE THE FULL COST" FEE 22 00:01:57,017 --> 00:01:59,185 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT BESIDES THAT - YEAH, AIRLINES WILL HAVE TO 23 00:01:59,185 --> 00:02:03,890 SHOW ALL THEIR HIDDEN FEES RIGHT NOW, EVERY CREDIT CARD COMPANY IS LIKE, "DON'T MAKE 24 00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:07,193 EYE CONTACT, DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT. [ LAUGHTER ] 25 00:02:07,193 --> 00:02:10,130 DON'T DO -- DON'T -- HE'S WALKING RIGHT BY DON'T LOOK AT HIM. 26 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,564 OF COURSE, OUT OF SPITE, NOW THE AIRLINES ARE BEING TOO HONEST 27 00:02:11,564 --> 00:02:16,369 TODAY PILOTS WERE LIKE, "WELL, FOLKS, THIS TURBULENCE IS SOMETHING TO WORRY ABOUT." 28 00:02:16,369 --> 00:02:21,608 [ LAUGHTER ] LISTEN TO THIS, A NEW POLL FOUND THAT IN A POTENTIAL 29 00:02:21,608 --> 00:02:26,846 2024 MATCHUP, BIDEN AND TRUMP ARE ESSENTIALLY TIED [ AUDIENCE OOHS 30 00:02:26,846 --> 00:02:28,615 KEEP IN MIND THE POLL HAS A THREE-POINT MARGIN OF ERROR AND A 10-POINT MARGIN OF "THESE 31 00:02:28,615 --> 00:02:33,753 GUYS ARE LIKE 80, LET'S NOT GET AHEAD OF OURSELVES." [ LAUGHTER ] 32 00:02:33,753 --> 00:02:42,696 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, EVERYBODY IS TALKING ABOUT THIS 33 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:45,331 RIHANNA JUST ANNOUNCED THAT SHE IS HEADLINING THE 2023 SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW! 34 00:02:45,331 --> 00:02:55,608 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE RIHANNA! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 35 00:02:55,608 --> 00:02:57,310 BUT IT'S RIHANNA, SO SHE WAS LIKE, "WOW, THIS IS ONE OF THE TOP TEN HONORS OF MY WEEK. 36 00:02:57,310 --> 00:03:02,449 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN TELL FANS ARE EXCITED BECAUSE AT THE BEGINNING OF 37 00:03:02,449 --> 00:03:04,117 EVERY GAME, THE ANNOUNCER IS LIKE, "AND REMEMBER, THE WINNING TEAM ADVANCES TO THE 38 00:03:04,117 --> 00:03:09,589 RIHANNA CONCERT. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS ] 39 00:03:09,589 --> 00:03:11,324 AND IT WAS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT APPLE MUSIC HAS REPLACED PEPSI AS THE SPONSOR OF THE 40 00:03:11,324 --> 00:03:17,063 SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW AND JUST LIKE WITH PEPSI, THE NFL WAS TOLD, "WE DON'T HAVE 41 00:03:17,063 --> 00:03:21,735 SPOTIFY. IS APPLE MUSIC OKAY? [ LAUGHTER ] 42 00:03:21,735 --> 00:03:25,772 OF COURSE IF IT RAINS, RIHANNA WILL STAND UNDER - AN UMBRELLA. 43 00:03:25,772 --> 00:03:29,609 [ LAUGHTER ] * OR SHE'LL HAVE TO BE SUBMERGED 44 00:03:29,609 --> 00:03:33,546 IN A BOWL OF RICE FOR TWO DAYS [ LAUGHTER ] SINCE IT'S APPLE 45 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:37,317 THAT'S THE WAY APPLE - [ LAUGHTER ] DURING -- SPEAKING OF THE NFL, 46 00:03:37,317 --> 00:03:42,622 DURING YESTERDAY'S GAME -- I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW THIS -- BETWEEN THE MIAMI DOLPHINS AND 47 00:03:42,622 --> 00:03:45,225 THE BUFFALO BILLS, MIAMI'S PUNTER HAD HIS KICK BLOCKED IN A PRETTY UNFORTUNATE WAY 48 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:45,525 A PRETTY UNFORTUNATE WAY WATCH THIS 49 00:03:48,128 --> 00:03:50,096 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 50 00:03:50,096 --> 00:03:56,102 AND IT WAS BLOCKED >> OH, MY GOODNESS BLOCKED INDEED 51 00:03:56,102 --> 00:03:58,104 LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET A -- >> OH IT HIT THE - >> HIS OWN GUY 52 00:03:58,104 --> 00:04:02,842 >> THE PERSONAL PROTECTOR SHERFIELD. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH 53 00:04:02,842 --> 00:04:07,313 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] REFS RULED IT A SAFETY BUT SAID IT WAS VERY CLOSE TO A SACK. 54 00:04:07,313 --> 00:04:09,082 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH WOAH 55 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:23,496 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 56 00:04:23,496 --> 00:04:27,467 >> Jimmy: WELL, HEY, EVERYONE, THIS IS VERY INTERESTING I SAW THAT A SCHOOL IN 57 00:04:27,467 --> 00:04:33,340 AUSTRALIA BANNED A STUDENT FOR HAVING AN INAPPROPRIATE MULLET [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 58 00:04:33,340 --> 00:04:37,177 GOOD THING WE DON'T HAVE ANY RULES LIKE THAT HERE AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW," RIGHT, HIGGINS? 59 00:04:37,177 --> 00:04:42,082 >> Steve: RIGHT ON, BROTHER! [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE CAN'T LOCK DOWN THESE LOCKS. 60 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:45,585 BOTTOM UP, HOMEY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: I HEAR THAT, BROTHER 61 00:04:45,585 --> 00:04:47,320 [ LAUGHTER ] THE ADMINISTRATORS AT THAT SCHOOL NEED TO TAKE A CHILL 62 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:53,560 PILL, BROTHER. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IF I WENT TO THAT 63 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,428 SCHOOL, AND THEY TRIED TO TAME MY MULLET? YOU KNOW WHAT I'D TELL THEM? 64 00:04:55,428 --> 00:04:59,232 >> Tariq: WHAT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'D TELL THEM THIS, 65 00:04:59,232 --> 00:05:08,708 BROTHER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Tariq: ROCK AND ROLL, 66 00:05:08,708 --> 00:05:11,277 BROTHER. HOT DAMN, BROTHER! >> Jimmy: YEAH 67 00:05:11,277 --> 00:05:24,057 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I HEARD THAT GROCERY PRICES ARE 68 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:29,863 SKYROCKETING DUE TO A NATIONWIDE BUTTER SHORTAGE >> Steve: OOH. 69 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:31,598 >> Jimmy: IT'S BAD AT CVS, THEY MOVED THE LAND O'LAKES BEHIND A LOCKED DISPLAY 70 00:05:31,598 --> 00:05:36,069 CASE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I'LL BE HONEST, BIDEN MIGHT 71 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:37,837 HAVE SURVIVED THE GAS CRISIS, BUT THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL HE'S GOING TO MAKE IT THROUGH A 72 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:41,875 A BUTTER SHORTAGE. NO WAY [ LAUGHTER ] 73 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:43,643 AND FINALLY, GUYS, IT'S THE BEGINNING OF THE WEEK, AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE TO 74 00:05:43,643 --> 00:05:47,347 KICK OFF THINGS WITH A FEW WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT IT'S TIME FOR SOME "MONDAY 75 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,948 MOTIVATIONS. HERE WE GO 76 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:58,191 * MONDAY MOTIVATIONS * * >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU MET 77 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:05,932 TAYLOR SWIFT, THAT WAS THE BEST DAY OF HER LIFE, TOO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 78 00:06:05,932 --> 00:06:10,170 YOUR THERAPIST THINKS YOU'RE HILARIOUS. [ LAUGHTER ] 79 00:06:10,170 --> 00:06:15,041 [ APPLAUSE ] GO AHEAD, POST THE PHOTO WHERE ONLY YOU LOOK GOOD 80 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:20,447 YOUR FRIENDS WILL UNDERSTAND [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 81 00:06:20,447 --> 00:06:24,284 WHEN DEODORANT GETS BOUGHT BY YOU, IT'S LIKE, "YES, THIS WILL BE SUPER EASY. 82 00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:30,423 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT SPIDER YOU JUST KILLED? HE WANTED TO DIE 83 00:06:30,423 --> 00:06:35,962 IT WAS HIS TIME. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH REALIZED 84 00:06:35,962 --> 00:06:40,700 THEY WERE IN LOVE WITH YOU THE DAY AFTER GRADUATION [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 85 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:46,373 [ APPLAUSE ] AND FINALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT SPELL RESTAURANT HOWEVER YOU 86 00:06:46,373 --> 00:06:48,541 WANT EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT YOU MEAN, THE PLACE WITH FOOD. 87 00:06:48,541 --> 00:06:51,511 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS RIGHT 88 00:06:51,511 --> 00:06:52,545 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 89 00:06:53,179 --> 00:06:54,080 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 90 00:06:54,080 --> 00:07:03,523 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 91 00:07:03,523 --> 00:07:05,725 >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. HIS NEW NETFLIX SPECIAL 92 00:07:05,725 --> 00:07:10,730 "NICK KROLL: LITTLE BIG BOY" COMES OUT TOMORROW AND YOU CAN ALSO SEE HIM IN THE 93 00:07:10,730 --> 00:07:12,399 NEW MOVIE "DON'T WORRY DARLING," WHICH IS IN THEATERS NOW, THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE IN 94 00:07:12,399 --> 00:07:17,537 THE COUNTRY. NICK KROLL IS HERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 95 00:07:17,537 --> 00:07:22,242 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PLUS, SHE COHOSTS "TODAY WITH HODA AND JENNA" WEEKDAYS ON 96 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:28,114 NBC. YOU CAN FOLLOW HER BOOK CLUB @READWITHJENNA ON INSTAGRAM. 97 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:34,054 JENNA BUSH HAGER IS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 98 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:36,056 PLUS HE STARS IN THE NEW SHOW "QUANTUM LEAP," WHICH AIRS MONDAYS ON NBC 99 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:43,763 RAYMOND LEE IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE GOT GREAT STANDUP FROM 100 00:07:43,763 --> 00:07:47,801 COLUM TYRRELL, EVERYBODY >> Steve: WOAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 101 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:52,939 >> Jimmy: VERY FUNNY I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE TONIGHT. 102 00:07:52,939 --> 00:07:56,976 I HAVE -- I WANTED TO SOME - JENNIFER LOPEZ AND I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING TOGETHER. 103 00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:59,379 ALWAYS >> Steve: ALWAYS >> Jimmy: YEAH 104 00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:04,517 AND I CAN TELL THE AUDIENCE WANTS IT YOU KNOW 105 00:08:04,517 --> 00:08:10,223 AND SO I SAID TO JENNIFER, I GO, "LET'S DO A SONG." AND SHE -- SHE SAID "NO. 106 00:08:10,223 --> 00:08:13,159 IMMEDIATELY. [ LAUGHTER ] JUST -- NOT EVEN -- DIDN'T EVEN 107 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:16,029 THINK ABOUT IT DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT POLITELY SAID NO 108 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:19,399 SO I SAID, "OH, MAYBE, HOW ABOUT LIKE A ROM-COM?" ROMANTIC MOVIE 109 00:08:19,399 --> 00:08:22,235 YOU KNOW, WE COULD DO -- DIDN'T EVEN -- ALMOST HUNG UP THE PHONE. 110 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:25,305 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SO, I SAID, "ALL RIGHT, LET'S THINK OF SOMETHING." 111 00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:28,375 WE DID WANT TO WORK TOGETHER MAYBE IT WAS MORE ME THAT WANTED TO WORK WITH JENNIFER 112 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:32,512 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT I GO, LET'S DO SOMETHING - I GO, "I'VE WRITTEN KIDS BOOKS, 113 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:35,582 YOU KNOW, CHILDREN'S BOOKS." SHE GOES -- AND I KNOW SHE LOVES HER KIDS 114 00:08:35,582 --> 00:08:39,085 THEY'RE ALWAYS HERE WITH HER WHEN SHE'S ON THE SHOW I GO, "LET'S DO -- 115 00:08:39,085 --> 00:08:40,820 SHE GOES, "THAT WOULD BE A A GREAT IDEA." SO, I CAME UP WITH A GREAT 116 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:43,456 IDEA THIS IS IT "CON POLLO." 117 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:47,394 >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: "CON POLLO"! 118 00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:51,965 SO, HERE IS THE IDEA "CON POLLO" MEANS "WITH CHICKEN. 119 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:53,933 WHEN YOU THINK OF CON POLLO, YOU THINK OF - >> Steve: ARROZ CON POLLO. 120 00:08:53,933 --> 00:08:57,203 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO >> Steve: OH, EATING A CHICKEN >> Jimmy: NO, YOU'RE NOT EATING 121 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:58,538 THE CHICKEN IN THIS. THIS -- YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH THE CHICKEN. 122 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,607 >> Steve: YOUR FRIENDS EAT THE CHICKEN? >> Jimmy: NO ONE EATS THE 123 00:09:00,607 --> 00:09:02,475 CHICKEN. [ LAUGHTER ] THE CHICKEN IS YOUR BUDDY IN 124 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:05,645 THIS NO ONE EATS THE CHICKEN AT ALL IN THIS. 125 00:09:05,645 --> 00:09:07,380 "CON POLLO," IT'S A THIS OR THAT BOOK. OKAY 126 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:11,217 AND BASICALLY, LIKE, WHAT YOU DO IS YOU -- YOU LEARN SPANISH AS IT -- 127 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:14,454 YOU TEACH YOUR KIDS SPANISH. SO YOU GO, "DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE BEACH, OR DO YOU WANT TO 128 00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:22,696 GO TO LA PLAYA CON POLLO?" >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 129 00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:24,497 >> Jimmy: AND I DEDICATE THIS TO MY HIGH SCHOOL SPANISH TEACHERS, MRS. SHERMER, 130 00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:29,369 MRS. WASINSKI, AND MRS. HOULIHAN. [ CHEERS ] 131 00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:32,405 [ IN IRISH ACCENT THE BEST SPANISH TEACHERS AROUND THIS SIDE - 132 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:35,141 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS SIDE OF THE RAINBOW MRS. HOULIHAN WAS THERE TO 133 00:09:35,141 --> 00:09:38,311 TEACH ME MY SPANISH. [ LAUGHTER ] [ NORMAL VOICE ] 134 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:43,049 BUT I DO WANT TO GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO THEM. SOME ARE NOT WITH US 135 00:09:43,049 --> 00:09:47,620 BUT YOUR NAMES WILL NOW BE IN SCHOOLS IN LIBRARIES FOREVER SO THANK YOU SO MUCH 136 00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:52,058 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "CON POLLO." GUYS, COME BACK. 137 00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:53,560 WHEN WE COME BACK, NICK KROLL WILL BE HERE TALKING TO US ABOUT THE MOVIE. 138 00:09:53,560 --> 00:10:01,701 COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 139 00:10:01,701 --> 00:10:06,072 >> LITTLE BABY >> Jimmy: -- BIG LITTLE BABY >> P.O.P 140 00:10:06,072 --> 00:10:09,242 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: P.O.P. >> HEY 141 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:23,256 BIG LITTLE BABY HEY. >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A VERY FUNNY ACTOR AND COMEDIAN 142 00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:29,729 WITH A NEW NETFLIX SPECIAL CALLED "NICK KROLL: LITTLE BIG BOY," WHICH COMES OUT TOMORROW 143 00:10:29,729 --> 00:10:33,333 YOU CAN ALSO SEE HIM IN THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE "DON'T WORRY DARLING," WHICH IS IN THEATERS 144 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:37,637 NOW. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME NICK KROLL 145 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:37,671 EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME NICK KROLL 146 00:10:43,109 --> 00:10:56,189 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK 147 00:10:56,189 --> 00:11:00,427 YOU LOOK FANTASTIC >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS, 148 00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:02,195 NUMBER ONE MOVIE >> IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL IT'S ALL ME. 149 00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:05,699 IT'S BEEN -- IT'S ALL ME [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MY GOSH, WOW 150 00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:08,101 I HAVE TO -- SINCE THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU, YOU HAVE A BABY BOY NOW. 151 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:12,372 >> I HAD A BOY, YES. THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 152 00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:17,677 * AND THANK YOU FOR THE MUSIC STING FOR ME ANNOUNCING THAT I 153 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:23,750 HAVE A BOY I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT * 154 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:25,919 >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE STING YOU GET FOR THANKING THEM FOR THE ANNOUNCEMENT 155 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:29,956 >> WELL, THANK YOU FOR THE DOUBLE STING, GUYS I REALLY APPRECIATE IT 156 00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:32,926 * HEY! >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 157 00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:35,228 THAT NEVER HAPPENS THE DOUBLE STING EVEN WHEN STING WAS HERE WE 158 00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:36,863 DIDN'T HAVE DOUBLE STINGS. >> YOU DIDN'T DO -- NOT EVEN A A DOUBLE STING FOR STING 159 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,698 >> Jimmy: WE DIDN'T EVEN BRING IT UP. >> THAT'S WEIRD. 160 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:44,104 I'M INTO TANTRIC STINGS. >> Jimmy: YOU ARE? SO, HOW IS THE BABY? 161 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:47,240 * >> THERE IT IS THERE WE GO. 162 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,309 ALL RIGHT. >> Jimmy: HOW'S THE -- >> HOW'S THE BABY? 163 00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:52,612 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I LOVE THE -- I DIDN'T EVEN -- OH, MY GOD 164 00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:54,681 I'M SORRY. WAS I INTERRUPTING YOU GROOMING YOUR BEARD 165 00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:59,486 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT >> I DON'T KNOW. 166 00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:07,560 WHAT'S YOUR -- >> Jimmy: OH, THIS >> OH, THIS? 167 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,964 OH, MY TINY BEARD COMB THAT I HAVE ON A CHAIN? [ LAUGHTER ] 168 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,732 >> Jimmy: SOMETIMES WHEN I'M JUST WITH MY FRIENDS, I JUST LIKE ASK ABOUT THE FAMILY OR 169 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,300 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. >> WELL, I MEAN -- YOU KNOW. >> Jimmy: LIKE, THE KIDS ARE 170 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:16,436 GOOD AND EVERYTHING? >> YEAH, KIDS ARE GOOD KIDS ARE GOOD. 171 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:19,806 YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO DO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO. OH, GOD. 172 00:12:19,806 --> 00:12:23,877 >> Jimmy: THAT FEELS GOOD. >> I LIKE THE STING ON THIS. I LOVE A BEARD GROOMING STING. 173 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:26,479 OH, A BEARD GROOMING STING THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: I HAD THIS BIT ALL 174 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:29,749 DAY FOR YOU. >> OH, THANK YOU I APPRECIATE THAT. 175 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:33,086 >> Jimmy: SORRY ABOUT THAT WELL, I'M HAPPY. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT 176 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:36,690 YOUR STAND UP SPECIAL. IT COMES OUT TOMORROW. AND I KNOW THAT YOUR CHILD HAD 177 00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:43,129 A LOT TO DO WITH THE TITLE "LITTLE BIG BOY. >> YES, YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN 178 00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:47,133 TOURING FOR A WHILE BEFORE THE LOCKDOWN, AND MY TOUR WAS CALLED "MIDDLE AGED BOY. 179 00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:48,902 AND IT'S SORT OF STAND UP ABOUT -- YOU KNOW, I'M IN MY 40s WITH A BIT OF A PETER PAN 180 00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:53,907 COMPLEX. I STILL -- I GOT HYPNOTIZED BECAUSE I'M ADDICTED TO SNACKS 181 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:57,510 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DID YOU REALLY >> YEAH, LIKE I'LL WALK INTO MY 182 00:12:57,510 --> 00:13:03,550 KITCHEN, OPEN MY PANTRY AND JUST GO, LIKE, SNACK ATTACK! I HAVE A SNACK PROBLEM 183 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:07,487 AND I LIKE, AND I [ BLEEP ] MY PANTS NUMEROUS TIMES AS AN ADULT. 184 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:13,159 [ LAUGHTER ] AND SO, I THINK -- SO, THERE'S A BIT OF, LIKE, A DELAYED, YOU 185 00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:16,329 KNOW, ADOLESCENCE. BUT THEN THE LOCKDOWN HAPPENED - 186 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:19,833 >> Jimmy: I WOULDN 'T SAY THAT'S MIDDLE AGED OH, I SEE, IT'S THE "BOY" PART 187 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:23,069 >> YEAH, THE BOY PART. >> Jimmy: I UNDERSTAND >> MIDDLE AGED -- YOU KNOW, YOU 188 00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:25,071 [ BLEEP ] YOUR PANTS EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE AS A GUY IN YOUR 40s. 189 00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:27,707 [ LAUGHTER ] JIMMY, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 190 00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:32,412 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU DON'T HAVE TOILET PAPER AND SO YOU JUST HIGH FIVE. 191 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:35,348 [ LAUGHTER ] SORRY. SORRY, WE'LL CUT THAT PART, 192 00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:40,920 GUYS >> Jimmy: NO, KEEP THAT IN >> WE'RE GOING TO RESET, GUYS. 193 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,889 THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RESET IN THE BIZ. CAN I GET A STING FOR THAT 194 00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:46,393 RESET, PLEASE? >> Jimmy: LET'S TAKE IT FROM THE BEARD COMB 195 00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:50,330 >> OKAY. THAT WORKS THANK YOU. 196 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:55,201 ALL RIGHT. AND HERE WE GO SO, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TOUR, 197 00:13:55,201 --> 00:14:02,475 THE LOCKDOWN HAPPENED, AND I WAS, LIKE, I GOT MARRIED I HAD A CHILD. 198 00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:05,045 AND SO "MIDDLE AGED BOY" DIDN'T FEEL QUITE APPROPRIATE ANYMORE SO, I -- MY SON, WE CALL HIM 199 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:12,852 LITTLE BIG BOY BECAUSE HE'S NOT A BABY BUT HE'S NOT YET A MAN. >> Jimmy: YEAH 200 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,088 HE'S A LITTLE BIG BOY. >> HE'S A LITTLE BIG BOY AND SO, I DECIDED TO NAME THE 201 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:22,062 SPECIAL "LITTLE BIG BOY" IN HOMAGE TO MY WIFE AND SON. >> Jimmy: I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE 202 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:24,297 THIS IT'S ON NETFLIX TOMORROW YOU'RE SUCH A FUNNY GUY, I 203 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:28,802 WOULD LIKE TO SPEND HOURS WITH YOU. HOW LONG IS YOUR SPECIAL 204 00:14:28,802 --> 00:14:32,072 >> MY SPECIAL IS ONE HOUR AND FIVE MINUTES >> Jimmy: THAT'S ENOUGH. 205 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:34,941 >> AND THAT'S ENOUGH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IN THIS SPECIAL, I 206 00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:38,645 WILL SAY, NO SPOILERS, BUT YOU DO A GREAT JASON STATHAM IMPRESSION 207 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:44,651 >> THANK YOU I DID MY JASON STATHAM IMPRESSION ON THIS SHOW. 208 00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:47,287 ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW." YOU DO THE "WHEEL OF IMPRESSIONS. 209 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,089 >> Jimmy: OH, WE WERE PLAYING A GAME >> YES AND I HAD ALMOST NO 210 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:53,093 IMPRESSIONS. AND THOUGHT -- I WAS LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT, MAYBE I CAN DO 211 00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:56,996 JASON STATHAM. AND I DID IT ON HERE AND IT WAS REALLY FUN. 212 00:14:56,996 --> 00:15:01,501 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I TOTALLY REMEMBER 213 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:04,871 IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE. HOW YOU PUT IN YOUR ACT MADE ME LAUGH HARDER 214 00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:12,045 >> YOU KNOW, I THINK LIKE EVERYBODY -- WHEN I LOOK IN THE MIRROR - 215 00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:14,614 DOES ANYONE HERE LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND FEEL GOOD ABOUT WHAT THEY SEE 216 00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:20,186 [ LAUGHTER ] USUALLY THERE'S, LIKE, ONE GUY AND LIZZO, AND THAT'S -- 217 00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:23,690 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THAT'S IT. AND YOU GET IT WITH LIZZO. 218 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:26,626 SHE PLAYS THE FLUTE. IT'S SEXY. IT'S COOL. 219 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:30,463 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT THERE'S USUALLY ONE GUY SO, I DON'T FEEL GOOD WHEN I 220 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:35,702 LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND THE VOICE THAT I HEAR WHEN I LOOK IN THE MIRROR IS, LIKE, 221 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:43,677 AN ENGLISH BULLY, AND HE'S LIKE, "LOOK AT YOU, AND RED AND RASHY, RIGHT OUT OF THE SHOWER 222 00:15:43,677 --> 00:15:45,445 WHY ARE YOU SO RED WHEN YOU GET OUT OF THE SHOWER. "BECAUSE I HAVE ECZEMA." 223 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:50,250 "YEAH, YOU'VE GOT ECZEMAS, DON'T YOU? [ LAUGHTER ] 224 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:53,420 SO, IT TURNED OUT TO BE JASON STATHAM. >> Jimmy: JASON STATHAM IS YOUR 225 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,722 REFLECTION AND HE BULLIES YOU EVERY MORNING. >> YEAH. 226 00:15:55,722 --> 00:16:02,162 'CAUSE WHO'S MORE CONFIDENT AND MASCULINE THAN JASON STATHAM AND HE BULLIES ME, AND I 227 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:06,199 DESERVE IT >> Jimmy: YOUR REFLECTION BULLIES YOU. 228 00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:11,037 >> "YOU FAT [ BLEEP ] LIZARD." [ LAUGHTER ] * 229 00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:13,840 >> Jimmy: WHY WOULD HE DO THAT TO YOU >> YOU DO STATHAM, DON'T YOU 230 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:16,476 YOU DO A LITTLE STATHAM. >> Jimmy: "MAYBE I COULD DO A LITTLE BIT 231 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:20,747 I CAN DO A LITTLE BIT. >> "IT'S NOT BAD, RIGHT? >> Jimmy: "IT'S NOT BAD, RIGHT 232 00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:24,250 IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU." >> "IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU." >> Jimmy: "HEY JIMMY, YOU 233 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:28,188 TRYING TO GROW A BEARD IT'S A LITTLE PATCHY, ISN'T IT." 234 00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:32,659 >> "WON'T YOU GET OUT YOUR LITTLE COMB AND BRUSH YOUR [ BLEEP ] BEARD? 235 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:36,696 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S ALL IN THE SPECIAL. 236 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:40,200 >> IT'S ALL THERE, FOLKS >> Jimmy: BIG LITTLE BABY. >> BIG LITTLE BABY 237 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:45,438 NO, THAT'S MY RAP NAME [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "BIG LITTLE BOY. 238 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:51,578 "BIG LITTLE BOY. >> BIG LITTLE BABY >> Jimmy: BIG LITTLE BABY! 239 00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:56,483 >> BLB >> Jimmy: BLB. [ AIR HORN ] 240 00:16:56,483 --> 00:17:02,822 >> I'M A BIG LITTLE BABY HEY. >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO FUNNY. 241 00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:05,225 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "DON'T WORRY DARLING. NUMBER ONE, BY THE WAY 242 00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:08,828 AND CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU >> THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 243 00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:12,766 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE THE STAR OF THE FILM >> I AM THE STAR OF THAT FILM. 244 00:17:12,766 --> 00:17:16,536 >> Jimmy: YOU GOT APPLAUSE IN THE SCREENING I SAW. BECAUSE YOU GOT A LOT OF FANS 245 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:19,439 HERE AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW. WE ALL LIKE NICK KROLL AND WE ALL CLAPPED FOR YOU 246 00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:22,609 NO, BUT THIS FILM, I WILL SAY, OBVIOUSLY WE ALL KNOW, HAS A A LOT OF DRAMA BEHIND IT, 247 00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:24,377 PEOPLE SAYING ALL THESE STORIES ABOUT, YOU KNOW -- AND YOU TOLD ME THIS 248 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:30,750 YOU'RE THE MASTERMIND BEHIND IT >> YEAH, SO, THE MOVIE -- SO, 249 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:37,357 IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET, IT'S, LIKE, A THRILLER AND I THINK THE LESS YOU KNOW 250 00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:41,294 ABOUT THE MOVIE GOING IN, THE BETTER SO THAT WHEN YOU'RE WATCHING 251 00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:47,334 IT, IT'S ALL NEW AND SURPRISING SO, I DECIDED, LET'S CREATE 252 00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:52,138 A LOT OF BUZZ AROUND THE FILM. >> Jimmy: IT'S GENIUS. >> BUT NOT ABOUT THE FILM 253 00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:58,678 ITSELF, RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU ARE A GENIUS, 254 00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:04,584 A MASTERMIND >> I'M THE LITTLE PUPPETEER. SO, I WAS LIKE, HEY, HARRY, YOU 255 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:09,823 KNOW WHAT WILL BE A GREAT IDEA WHEN YOU WALK INTO THE PREMIERE IN VENICE, SPIT ON CHRIS PINE. 256 00:18:09,823 --> 00:18:13,760 [ LAUGHTER ] AND HE WAS LIKE, GOT IT. BUT THEN, HE WAS LIKE, I DON'T 257 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,396 KNOW IF THAT'S GOING TO WORK SO, THEN I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT 258 00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:22,535 MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST, YOU KNOW, GIVE ME A KISS >> Jimmy: GET READY, HARRY 259 00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:27,340 FANS >> AND SO -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 260 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:32,345 AND I -- AND THEN I ASKED HIM TO SPIT IN MY MOUTH. >> Jimmy: HE WOULDN'T DO IT. 261 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:37,784 >> HE WOULDN'T DO THAT THE GUY'S GOT BOUNDARIES AND SO, IT ENDED UP -- ANYWAY, 262 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,353 IT ENDED UP WORKING. >> Jimmy: WHAT CAN WE SAY ABOUT THE MOVIE? 263 00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:43,390 BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO GIVE ANYTHING AWAY. >> SO THE MOVIE IS LIKE -- IT 264 00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:49,529 FEELS LIKE A UTOPIAN COMMUNITY, LATE '50s, EARLY '60s. >> Jimmy: EVERYTHING'S PERFECT 265 00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:56,636 >> EVERYTHING'S KIND OF PERFECT AND THEY'RE WORKING ON THIS PROJECT. 266 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:59,072 BUT THINGS AREN'T EXACTLY AS THEY SEEM. >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE PERFECT 267 00:18:59,072 --> 00:19:02,008 WAY TO SET IT UP YOU DID IT EXACTLY PERFECT [ APPLAUSE ] 268 00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:05,145 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: AND WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS AND THE TWIST 269 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:07,347 IT'S REALLY GOOD I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S NICK KROLL IN "DON'T 270 00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:09,015 WORRY DARLING. TAKE A LOOK. 271 00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:13,453 >> TECHNICALLY A WORSE, LESS IMPORTANT DEPARTMENT >> I HAVEN'T REALLY GOTTEN TO 272 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:15,522 TALK TO FRANK VERY MUCH. >> FRANK DOESN'T HAVE TO TALK TO YOU 273 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:20,894 >> OH, I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T - >> YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW EXTRAORDINARY HE IS OR WHAT HE 274 00:19:20,894 --> 00:19:24,597 CAN DO YOU'RE LUCKY TO EVEN KNOW WHO HE IS, LET ALONE BE STANDING IN 275 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:27,901 HIS HOUSE. >> I'M JUST EXCITED. I'M SORRY. 276 00:19:27,901 --> 00:19:34,240 I'M JUST EXCITED >> Jimmy: NICK KROLL, EVERYBODY! 277 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:37,744 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "DON'T WORRY DARLING" IS IN THEATERS NOW 278 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:42,749 AND CHECK OUT "LITTLE BIG BOY" ON NETFLIX TOMORROW. JENNA BUSH HAGER JOINS US NEXT 279 00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:50,090 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 280 00:19:50,090 --> 00:19:53,593 MY 3-YEAR-OLD SON CAN SING "LATE NIGHT TALKY. >> Jimmy: HE KNOWS THE WORDS 281 00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:57,197 >> YEAH, HE'S LIKE - >> Jimmy: DOES HODA GET INTO IN HARRY? 282 00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:59,599 >> HODA LOVES HARRY. >> Jimmy: SHE DOES >> HARRY PLAYED "THE TODAY 283 00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:03,370 >> HARRY PLAYED "THE TODAY SHOW," AND HE SMELLS LIKE YOU THINK HE SMELLS. 284 00:20:15,949 --> 00:20:21,654 CO-HOSTS "TODAY WITH HODA & JENNA" WEEKDAYS ON NBC YOU CAN FOLLOW HER BOOK CLUB 285 00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:27,460 @READWITHJENNA ON INSTAGRAM. PLEASE WELCOME JENNA BUSH HAGER 286 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:27,494 PLEASE WELCOME JENNA BUSH HAGER 287 00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:38,038 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 288 00:20:38,038 --> 00:20:42,642 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK 289 00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:47,347 I LOVE HAVING YOU ON THIS IS GIANT. I WISH THAT I DID THIS 290 00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:49,749 YOU WENT TO THE WHITE HOUSE, JUST -- AND SAW -- >> YES 291 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,152 >> Jimmy: WAS IT YESTERDAY OR TWO DAYS AGO >> FRIDAY NIGHT. 292 00:20:52,152 --> 00:20:55,321 >> Jimmy: YOU SAW ELTON JOHN'S -- >> WE SAW ELTON JOHN 293 00:20:55,321 --> 00:20:57,490 >> Jimmy: -- AT THE WHITE HOUSE? >> YES 294 00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,359 >> Jimmy: HOW -- WHAT WAS IT LIKE >> IT WAS CRAZY. 295 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,528 I MEAN, WE GREW UP LISTENING TO ELTON JOHN I'M SURE YOU DID TOO 296 00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:03,630 >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. I LOVE ELTON JOHN. >> SO, MY MOM CALLED AND WAS 297 00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:06,232 LIKE, "WE'RE INVITED TO THE WHITE HOUSE. WE SHOULD GO BACK. 298 00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:09,102 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> BUT IT WAS VERY COOL TO SEE ELTON JOHN ON THE SOUTH LAWN 299 00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:15,108 AND I TOOK MY LITTLE GIRLS, WHO HAD NEVER BEEN -- AND THEY COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. 300 00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,177 >> Jimmy: I HAVE A PHOTO -- >> THEY WERE LIKE, "WAIT, WHAT?" 301 00:21:17,177 --> 00:21:19,479 >> Jimmy: THEY COULDN'T BE CUTER. LOOK AT THEM HERE. 302 00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:22,082 >> THEY'RE THEY ARE. >> Jimmy: A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT, COME ON 303 00:21:22,082 --> 00:21:24,384 >> YES >> Jimmy: STOP IT RIGHT NOW. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 304 00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:26,086 BUT -- WHAT A GREAT FAMILY BUT HERE'S WHAT I WANT -- I HAVE A PHOTO HERE. 305 00:21:26,086 --> 00:21:28,221 BUT THIS MADE ME LAUGH YOU BROUGHT THIS EXCLUSIVE FOR US 306 00:21:28,221 --> 00:21:29,789 >> I SURE DID. >> Jimmy: THIS IS TAKEN BY PRESIDENT BIDEN. 307 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,925 >> PRESIDENT BIDEN TOOK A PICTURE. FIRST OF ALL, THEY WERE SO 308 00:21:31,925 --> 00:21:36,730 GRACIOUS THEY MET US AT THE FRONT GATE. >> Jimmy: YEAH 309 00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:40,133 >> YOU KNOW, LIKE, WE DROVE IN LIKE WE USED TO AND THEY MET US THERE. 310 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:44,604 THEY WERE STANDING ON THE STEPS, AND MY KIDS WERE LIKE, "THAT'S THE PRESIDENT? 311 00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:46,806 WHAT DO WE DO? [ LAUGHTER ] AND I'M LIKE, YOU SAY, "HELLO, 312 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:50,010 MR. PRESIDENT. AND MILA WAS LIKE -- WHAT IF I WAS LIKE, "HEY, I'M MILA, 313 00:21:50,010 --> 00:21:54,347 WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "NO, DON'T YOU -- 314 00:21:54,347 --> 00:21:56,216 >> I'M LIKE, "THEY WILL NEVER COME BACK. >> Jimmy: "DON'T YOU EVER DO 315 00:21:56,216 --> 00:21:59,152 THAT DON'T EVEN JOKE AROUND." >> "YOU WILL NEVER COME BACK." 316 00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:03,623 BUT, YEAH, HE WAS -- >> Jimmy: BUT NOT ONLY THAT, BUT HE TOOK A PHOTO. 317 00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:05,825 >> HE WAS LIKE -- THERE WAS A PORTRAIT OF MY MOM -- >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. 318 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:07,594 >> -- HANGING ON THE WALL. >> Jimmy: IN THE WHITE HOUSE >> AND HE SAID, "CAN I GET A 319 00:22:07,594 --> 00:22:09,863 A PICTURE? WHICH IS JUST THE SWEETEST >> Jimmy: I LOVE THIS. 320 00:22:09,863 --> 00:22:11,498 >> AND HE SAID -- >> Jimmy: AND HERE'S THE PHOTO RIGHT HERE 321 00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:13,700 >> AND TOOK THE PICTURE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS 322 00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:15,235 THE PIC -- THE PORTRAIT NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BEING IN THE SHOT 323 00:22:15,235 --> 00:22:19,472 [ LAUGHTER ] BARELY THAT'S YOUR -- THAT'S YOUR 324 00:22:19,472 --> 00:22:22,976 MOM'S ARMS THAT'S HER ARMS. IT'S -- 325 00:22:22,976 --> 00:22:25,178 >> IT'S -- >> Jimmy: OR IS THERE A -- YEAH 326 00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:26,913 >> I MEAN, LOOK AT EVERYBODY'S FACE IT'S ALSO SOME, LIKE -- IN SOME 327 00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:30,650 SORT OF TALKING. I THINK -- [ LAUGHTER ] 328 00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:33,253 >> Jimmy: SHE'S SO CUTE. SHE'S SO CUTE. >> WHAT I'M SAYING -- 329 00:22:33,253 --> 00:22:35,088 >> Jimmy: SHE'S SO CUTE. >> I -- >> Jimmy: EVERYONE'S TALKING 330 00:22:35,088 --> 00:22:37,323 YOU'RE LOOKING SOMEWHERE ELSE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I'M PRETTY SURE WHAT I SAID 331 00:22:37,323 --> 00:22:42,429 IS, "PRESIDENT BIDEN, MY HUSBAND CAN TAKE THE PICTURE." WE DIDN'T REALLY EXPECT THE 332 00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:44,097 PRESIDENT -- >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO FRAME THIS 333 00:22:44,097 --> 00:22:45,598 >> -- TO TAKE IT >> Jimmy: THE PRESIDENT TOOK THIS PHOTO 334 00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:47,233 >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO FRAME THIS 335 00:22:47,233 --> 00:22:49,202 >> IT WAS VERY GRACIOUS OF HIM [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND I DIDN'T GET TO 336 00:22:49,202 --> 00:22:52,105 SEE YOU THE OTHER NIGHT. I KNOW YOU WERE AT HARRY STYLES' -- 337 00:22:52,105 --> 00:22:54,107 >> YES >> Jimmy: -- AT THE GARDEN >> HOW GOOD WAS IT 338 00:22:54,107 --> 00:22:58,611 >> Jimmy: HE'S UNBELIEVABLE. >> I WAS WATCHING HARRY MOST OF THE TIME BECAUSE, WOW. 339 00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:00,914 >> Jimmy: RIGHT? WHO DOESN'T WATCH HARRY STYLES >> RIGHT 340 00:23:00,914 --> 00:23:03,116 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> HARRY STYLES. >> Jimmy: I LIKE HIM 341 00:23:03,116 --> 00:23:05,051 >> BUT HE -- JIMMY DOES SOME MAJOR, SORT OF, LIKE -- IT'S LIKE, GRATEFUL DEAD MEETS DAD 342 00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:08,355 DANCING. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S -- 343 00:23:08,355 --> 00:23:12,625 YOU WERE, LIKE, JAMMING OUT. >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 344 00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:15,228 >> KIND OF, LIKE -- >> Jimmy: I WASN'T JAMMING OUT I WASN'T DOING THAT. 345 00:23:15,228 --> 00:23:17,630 * >> YEAH, YOU TOTALLY WERE. >> Jimmy: I TRIED -- LIKE A SKI 346 00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:18,965 THING? [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS TRYING -- I WAS TRYING 347 00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:20,400 DIFFERENT MOVES BECAUSE I WAS EMBARRASSED BECAUSE I WAS DAD DANCING. 348 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,569 BUT I WAS DAD DANCING BEFORE I WAS A DAD. THAT'S HOW I DANCE 349 00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:24,304 >> NO, I KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ] I MOM DANCED BEFORE I WAS 350 00:23:24,304 --> 00:23:25,972 A MOM. >> Jimmy: AND I'M, LIKE, DANCING AND I GO -- AND ALL 351 00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:30,443 THESE -- >> GIRLS I SAW IT 352 00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:32,178 >> Jimmy: THEY HAD THEIR PHONES OUT AND I'M ALREADY A MEME I GO, "ALL RIGHT, THIS IS 353 00:23:32,178 --> 00:23:36,816 ALREADY A DISASTER." I WAS, LIKE, TRYING TO BE THAT AND THEN I'M LIKE, "MAYBE I'LL 354 00:23:36,816 --> 00:23:39,185 CLAP." ME, IS THOUGHT I COULD DANCE." >> OH, YOU WERE DOING, SORT OF, 355 00:23:39,185 --> 00:23:42,122 A SIDE CLAP. >> Jimmy: I WAS SIDE CLAPPING. [ CLAPPING ] 356 00:23:42,122 --> 00:23:43,757 [ LAUGHTER ] * THEN I SAID, "THAT WASN'T 357 00:23:43,757 --> 00:23:45,525 REALLY WORKING." * AND THEN I GO, "I'VE GOT TO 358 00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:48,561 STOP SIDE CLAPPING." THEN I JUST STOOD THERE AND I DID THIS FOR A BIT 359 00:23:48,561 --> 00:23:51,531 * [ LAUGHTER ] AND I GO, "HOW CREEPY IS THAT? 360 00:23:51,531 --> 00:23:55,135 I GO, "I'VE JUST GOT TO STOP." AND THEN I GO, "I'M JUST GOING TO HAVE FUN. 361 00:23:55,135 --> 00:23:56,670 >> WAIT, BUT ALSO WEREN'T YOU SINGING EVERY WORD TO EVERY SONG 362 00:23:56,670 --> 00:23:59,606 [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, AT ONE POINT, I THOUGHT TO MYSELF -- 363 00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:01,708 >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO SAD. >> "IF MY CHILDREN WERE HERE, THEY WOULD BE -- THEY WOULD 364 00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:03,209 HAVE LEFT. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN SO 365 00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:06,079 HUMILIATED BECAUSE I KNEW -- >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T LOOK COOL AT A CONCERT 366 00:24:06,079 --> 00:24:08,581 >> NO, WE'RE NERDS >> Jimmy: I LOVE HIM I LOVE HARRY STYLES. 367 00:24:08,581 --> 00:24:10,550 >> ME TOO. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHY I SANG EVERY SONG THAT I KNEW 368 00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:14,487 [ CHEERS ] I'M LIKE, "LOVE IT." "MATILDA." 369 00:24:14,487 --> 00:24:17,323 >> OH, "MATILDA" IS SO GOOD. >> Jimmy: DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME 370 00:24:17,323 --> 00:24:20,160 >> "MATILDA. >> Jimmy: "MATILDA" IS THE JAM >> "MATILDA" IS SO GOOD. 371 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:24,764 "LATE NIGHT TALKING. >> Jimmy: I WAS -- >> MY 3-YEAR-OLD -- 372 00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:26,733 >> Jimmy: I WAS DOING ALL OF IT >> MY 3-YEAR-OLD SON CAN SING 373 00:24:26,733 --> 00:24:28,268 "LATE NIGHT TALKING. >> Jimmy: HE KNOWS ALL THE WORDS? 374 00:24:28,268 --> 00:24:30,337 >> YEAH, HE'S LIKE -- * * TALKING * 375 00:24:30,337 --> 00:24:32,972 >> Jimmy: DOES HODA -- DOES HODA GET INTO HARRY? >> OH, HODA LOVES HARRY. 376 00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:34,708 >> Jimmy: SHE DOES OKAY >> HARRY PLAYED ON "THE TODAY 377 00:24:34,708 --> 00:24:38,211 SHOW," AND HE SMELLS LIKE YOU THINK HE SMELLS. >> Jimmy: YEAH 378 00:24:38,211 --> 00:24:42,082 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: THAT'S -- THAT'S ALL 379 00:24:42,082 --> 00:24:45,318 I WANTED TO HEAR >> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? JUST LIKE YOU THINK HE SMELLS. 380 00:24:45,318 --> 00:24:46,953 >> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL WE WANTED TO HEAR. HE DOES, RIGHT 381 00:24:46,953 --> 00:24:49,255 >> WHEW, YES >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S MONEY IN THE BANK 382 00:24:49,255 --> 00:24:51,091 >> I MEAN, WHAT IS IT ABOUT HARRY STYLES >> Jimmy: HE'S MONEY 383 00:24:51,091 --> 00:24:53,193 HE'S JUST GOT IT >> WE CAN HOPE THAT -- [ LAUGHTER ] 384 00:24:53,193 --> 00:24:55,395 >> Jimmy: HE'S GOT IT. HE'S JUST GOT EVERYTHING HE'S SO COOL 385 00:24:55,395 --> 00:24:57,464 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR BOOK CLUB BECAUSE THIS IS A GIANT DEAL, 386 00:24:57,464 --> 00:24:59,199 BY THE WAY, BUDDY. CONGRATULATIONS. >> OH, THANK YOU 387 00:24:59,199 --> 00:25:02,769 >> Jimmy: IT'S A MASSIVE HIT "READ WITH JENNA." I WANT TO SAY -- OUT OF YOU -- 388 00:25:02,769 --> 00:25:05,105 YOU DO A BOOK A MONTH. >> YES >> Jimmy: AND OUT OF -- OUT OF 389 00:25:05,105 --> 00:25:07,040 THE ONES YOU'VE DONE, 33 HAVE HIT "THE NEW YORK TIMES" BESTSELLER LIST. 390 00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:10,677 >> WOW, YOU DID YOUR HOMEWORK. >> Jimmy: I DID DO MY HOMEWORK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 391 00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:13,046 YEAH, I DON'T NEED -- >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I DON'T NEED THIS. 392 00:25:13,046 --> 00:25:15,815 THIS IS ALL FAKE I DON'T NEED ANY OF THIS STUFF I KNOW WHO I'M TALKING TO. 393 00:25:15,815 --> 00:25:18,118 >> I KNOW, IT'S -- >> Jimmy: I'M A BIG FAN. BUT CONGRATULATIONS. 394 00:25:18,118 --> 00:25:20,086 THAT'S -- >> AND HERE'S THE THING, THERE ARE A TON OF READERS OUT THERE 395 00:25:20,086 --> 00:25:22,956 >> Jimmy: THERE ARE. >> AND THERE'S TONS OF AUTHORS OUR MISSION IS TO HIGHLIGHT, 396 00:25:22,956 --> 00:25:26,326 DEBUT AND DIVERSE AUTHORS TO GIVE AUTHORS -- >> Jimmy: YEAH 397 00:25:26,326 --> 00:25:28,628 >> -- THAT HAVEN'T ALWAYS HAD, LIKE, THE MONEY BEHIND THEM A PLATFORM IN "THE TODAY SHOW. 398 00:25:28,628 --> 00:25:36,169 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND IT'S BEEN AWESOME >> Jimmy: AND YOU'VE DONE IT 399 00:25:36,169 --> 00:25:38,672 >> IT'S AWESOME. IT'S SO FUN. >> Jimmy: YOU'VE DONE YOU'RE -- 400 00:25:38,672 --> 00:25:40,540 WHAT YOU WANTED TO ACHIEVE YOU'VE ACHIEVED A GOAL AND IT'S CONTINUING TO GET BIGGER AND 401 00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:41,975 BIGGER AND I JUST HEARD THAT YOU STARTED A PRODUCTION COMPANY 402 00:25:41,975 --> 00:25:44,911 >> YES >> Jimmy: WHAT IS IT CALLED? >> WELL, "THOUSAND VOICES. 403 00:25:44,911 --> 00:25:47,213 >> Jimmy: "THOUSAND VOICES." >> BUT WE'RE ALMOST THERE. BUT WE CAN TELL YOU AND THE 404 00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:48,548 POINT IS TO HAVE A TON OF DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVES >> Jimmy: YEAH 405 00:25:48,548 --> 00:25:50,350 >> I FEEL LIKE -- >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE GOING MAKE THEM INTO MOVIES 406 00:25:50,350 --> 00:25:52,452 >> AND TELEVISION SHOWS. SO, WE HAVE SEVEN PROJECTS RIGHT NOW THAT -- 407 00:25:52,452 --> 00:25:54,187 >> Jimmy: THIS IS MASSIVE FOR PEOPLE >> -- HAVE BOOKS THAT I LOVE 408 00:25:54,187 --> 00:25:55,989 THAT HOPEFULLY SOME OF YOU ALL HAVE READ WITH US THAT ONE DAY BE ON THE SCREEN IF WE CAN GET 409 00:25:55,989 --> 00:26:00,493 OUR ACT TOGETHER >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. >> BUT IT FEELS REALLY COOL TO 410 00:26:00,493 --> 00:26:03,363 PEOPLE >> Jimmy: IT'S COOL THAT YOU'RE DOING THIS 411 00:26:03,363 --> 00:26:05,665 AND IT'S LIKE, "GET MORE PEOPLE OUT THERE READING. >> YES 412 00:26:05,665 --> 00:26:07,200 >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT. >> YES, YES. 413 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:10,136 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE AWESOME, PAL. >> THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 414 00:26:10,136 --> 00:26:13,106 >> Jimmy: JENNA BUSH HAGER CATCH "TODAY WITH HODA & JENNA" WEEKDAYS ON NBC. 415 00:26:13,106 --> 00:26:14,908 AND FOLLOW "READWITHJENNA" ON INSTAGRAM. RAYMOND LEE JOINS US AFTER THE 416 00:26:14,908 --> 00:26:17,577 BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 417 00:26:17,577 --> 00:26:38,398 * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY TALENTED ACTOR, WHO 418 00:26:38,398 --> 00:26:42,202 STARS IN THE NEW SHOW, "QUANTUM LEAP," WHICH AIRS MONDAYS AT 10:00 P.M. 419 00:26:42,202 --> 00:26:45,538 ON NBC EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME RAYMOND LEE. 420 00:26:45,538 --> 00:26:45,572 EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME RAYMOND LEE. 421 00:26:47,173 --> 00:26:59,586 * * 422 00:26:59,586 --> 00:27:05,625 >> Jimmy: RAYMOND LEE, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." THANKS FOR COMING ON 423 00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:08,561 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING ME THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE. 424 00:27:08,561 --> 00:27:10,296 I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE. >> Jimmy: WOW, YOU'RE A GOOD MAN. 425 00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:13,266 COME ON, THIS IS -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU HAD A GREAT YEAR 426 00:27:13,266 --> 00:27:15,168 NOT ONLY ARE YOU STARRING IN THE BIG SHOW, "QUANTUM LEAP," BUT YOU WERE ALSO WERE IN "TOP 427 00:27:15,168 --> 00:27:21,041 GUN: MAVERICK. LOOK AT THIS RIGHT THERE >> YEAH, THERE'S MILES AND 428 00:27:21,041 --> 00:27:26,713 THERE'S MY BUDDY, JAKE AND THERE'S MANNY. >> Jimmy: YEAH 429 00:27:26,713 --> 00:27:30,650 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: NOT TOO SHABBY, HUH? >> NOT TOO SHABBY. 430 00:27:30,650 --> 00:27:32,519 >> Jimmy: WHAT IS THE AUDITION PROCESS LIKE FOR THIS? >> WELL, I THOUGHT -- I THOUGHT 431 00:27:32,519 --> 00:27:34,587 MY READ WENT OKAY. BUT I HAD JUST GOTTEN BACK FROM A TRIP TO HAWAII, WHERE I 432 00:27:34,587 --> 00:27:40,827 RENTED A SURFBOARD AND I -- I WENT OUT. AND ABOUT FIVE MINUTES INTO 433 00:27:40,827 --> 00:27:46,499 PADDLING -- IT WAS LOW TIDE. THE REEF WAS EXPOSED >> Jimmy: YEAH 434 00:27:46,499 --> 00:27:51,538 >> AND SO, I'M GETTING OUT THERE AND I REALIZE THAT I FELT A SHARP PAIN IN MY RIGHT HAND. 435 00:27:51,538 --> 00:27:53,173 AND I HAD SLAPPED A SEA URCHIN, AND THERE WAS ABOUT 50 SPIKES IN MY HAND 436 00:27:53,173 --> 00:27:58,845 AND AT THAT POINT, I DECIDED I COULD DO ONE OF TWO THINGS I COULD PADDLE BACK TO SHORE 437 00:27:58,845 --> 00:28:00,580 AND JUST EAT THE COST OF THE SURFBOARD THAT I'VE HAD FOR ABOUT FIVE MINUTES OR I COULD 438 00:28:00,580 --> 00:28:06,052 JUST GO OUT AND KEEP SURFING, AND I DID. AND -- AND IT WAS -- IT TURNED 439 00:28:06,052 --> 00:28:09,222 OUT TO BE A GREAT DAY. I HAD A BLOODY HAND, BUT I CAME BACK 440 00:28:09,222 --> 00:28:12,359 AND THE VERY NEXT DAY WAS THE AUDITION FOR "TOP GUN. AND I HAD A BANDAGED HAND AND 441 00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:16,429 THEY HAD ASKED ME ABOUT IT SO, I THOUGHT MY READ WENT OKAY 442 00:28:16,429 --> 00:28:22,135 BUT IT WAS THAT STORY, I THINK, IS WHAT SOLD THEM. >> Jimmy: WOW. 443 00:28:22,135 --> 00:28:24,037 >> BECAUSE HERE THEY WAS TRYING TO CAST A PILOT, A DAREDEVIL PILOT. 444 00:28:24,037 --> 00:28:26,039 AND HERE I WAS, I DID SOMETHING DAREDEVLISH. >> Jimmy: YEAH 445 00:28:26,039 --> 00:28:30,343 >> MAYBE THEY WERE LIKE -- >> Jimmy: OH, HE'S GOT SOMETHING RIGHT THERE. 446 00:28:30,343 --> 00:28:32,746 YEAH >> "HE'S GOT SOMETHING HE TOOK A RISK." 447 00:28:32,746 --> 00:28:35,048 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: "HE TOOK THE RISK. HE GOT -- 448 00:28:35,048 --> 00:28:37,217 >> HE'S GOT -- >> Jimmy: HE'S GOT A BLOODY HAND 449 00:28:37,217 --> 00:28:39,552 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> DID YOUR -- DID YOUR FAMILY 450 00:28:39,552 --> 00:28:41,821 FREAK OUT THAT YOU WERE IN "TOP GUN" OR THAT YOU'RE IN BILLBOARDS ALL OVER THE PLACE? 451 00:28:41,821 --> 00:28:44,424 >> YEAH, TOTALLY >> Jimmy: THEY LOVE IT >> THEY LOVE IT, YEAH. 452 00:28:44,424 --> 00:28:46,826 >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS BILLBOARD AD HERE. >> IT'S SO BIG 453 00:28:46,826 --> 00:28:48,461 >> Jimmy: THIS IS YOU, BASICALLY, LEAP -- QUANTUM LEAPING THROUGH A BUILDING 454 00:28:48,461 --> 00:28:52,632 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: A GIANT, GIANT BUILDING 455 00:28:52,632 --> 00:28:54,801 >> A HUGE BUILDING >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH, THEY'RE REALLY PROUD. 456 00:28:54,801 --> 00:28:57,971 >> Jimmy: YEAH, GOOD THEY SHOULD BE [ LAUGHTER ] 457 00:28:57,971 --> 00:29:01,608 THEY'RE -- YEAH, THEY'RE REALLY SUPPORTIVE THEY'VE ALWAYS BEEN VERY 458 00:29:01,608 --> 00:29:05,845 SUPPORTIVE I GOT A CALL FROM MY UNCLE, WHO HAS -- WHO IS VERY WITHHOLDING 459 00:29:05,845 --> 00:29:07,647 IN TERMS OF ANY TERM -- LIKE, WORDS OF CONGRATULATIONS OR PRAISE OR ANYTHING, BUT HE TOLD 460 00:29:07,647 --> 00:29:12,018 ME THAT, "I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU. HE SAID, "I'M VERY PROUD OF 461 00:29:12,018 --> 00:29:16,890 YOU. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] I GOT VERY EMOTIONAL 462 00:29:16,890 --> 00:29:18,658 >> Jimmy: AND HE IS -- YEAH, AND HE DOESN'T NORMALLY GIVE YOU PRAISE 463 00:29:18,658 --> 00:29:20,627 >> HE DOESN'T NORMALLY GIVE ME PRAISE AND I ASKED HIM. 464 00:29:20,627 --> 00:29:24,764 I WAS LIKE, "IS THIS BECAUSE I WAS IN AN AD OR IS THIS -- DID YOU WATCH THE EPISODE? 465 00:29:24,764 --> 00:29:26,499 HE'S LIKE, "NO YOU WERE IN THE KOREAN NEWSPAPER. 466 00:29:26,499 --> 00:29:29,469 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FOR US, IF YOU MAKE THE KOREAN NEWSPAPER, THAT IS ALL 467 00:29:29,469 --> 00:29:34,074 THAT REALLY MATTERS. SO -- [ LAUGHTER ] 468 00:29:34,074 --> 00:29:37,110 >> Jimmy: AND THEN HERE'S WHAT I LOVE IS THAT HE ACTUALLY SENT YOU THE NEWSPAPER OF YOU 469 00:29:37,110 --> 00:29:42,382 >> HE SENT -- HE SENT IT TO ME HE'S LIKE, "THIS IS WHAT I'M READING RIGHT NOW, AND I'M - 470 00:29:42,382 --> 00:29:44,884 I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. AND THAT'S THAT. >> Jimmy: COME ON, BUDDY 471 00:29:44,884 --> 00:29:51,658 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S FANTASTIC >> OKAY, HE'S DOING PRETTY 472 00:29:51,658 --> 00:29:53,126 WELL SO, YEAH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HIM. 473 00:29:53,126 --> 00:29:55,695 YEAH HE'S DOING ALL RIGHT I'VE GOT TO SAY, "QUANTUM 474 00:29:55,695 --> 00:30:00,633 LEAP" -- THIS IS A BIG EXCITING THING FOR "QUANTUM LEAP" FANS. 475 00:30:00,633 --> 00:30:02,168 YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A BABY WHEN THE FIRST "QUANTUM LEAP" CAME OUT. 476 00:30:02,168 --> 00:30:06,206 YEAH, IT WASN'T A SHOW THAT YOU WATCHED GROWING UP, RIGHT? >> YEAH, NO. 477 00:30:06,206 --> 00:30:13,313 I -- I WATCHED IT THE SECOND TIME AROUND WHEN IT WAS IN SYNDICATION. 478 00:30:13,313 --> 00:30:16,049 IT WAS MY BEST BUDDY IN SIXTH GRADE, THIS WAS HIS FAVORITE SHOW 479 00:30:16,049 --> 00:30:19,319 DAVID KELEGIAN, IF YOU'RE OUT THERE, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR INTRODUCING ME TO THE SHOW 480 00:30:19,319 --> 00:30:21,388 BECAUSE PRIOR TO THAT, IT WAS JUST, LIKE, CARTOONS AND "NINJA TURTLES. 481 00:30:21,388 --> 00:30:24,257 AND -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, WHAT CHILDREN SHOULD WATCH 482 00:30:24,257 --> 00:30:26,860 YEAH, YEAH OF COURSE. >> AND THEN HE INTRODUCED ME - 483 00:30:26,860 --> 00:30:28,828 >> Jimmy: YOU SHOULDN'T BE WATCHING "QUANTUM LEAP" AS A A CHILD, AS A BABY 484 00:30:28,828 --> 00:30:31,231 NO, NO, NO, NO >> NO. >> Jimmy: YOU WATCH CARTOONS 485 00:30:31,231 --> 00:30:33,133 YEAH >> NO. >> Jimmy: AND THEN YOU GROW UP 486 00:30:33,133 --> 00:30:35,935 TO BE IN "QUANTUM LEAP." >> THAT IS RIGHT >> Jimmy: EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID 487 00:30:35,935 --> 00:30:37,804 YEAH >> FULL CIRCLE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 488 00:30:37,804 --> 00:30:40,507 >> Jimmy: CAN WE SET UP THE SHOW AND WHO YOU PLAYING? 489 00:30:40,507 --> 00:30:42,275 >> YEAH, IT'S BEEN 30 SOME ODD YEARS SINCE DR. SAM BECKETT STEPPED INTO THE QUANTUM 490 00:30:42,275 --> 00:30:46,880 ACCELERATOR AND VANISHED FOREVER. AND NOW, A NEW TEAM HAS BEEN 491 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:53,953 ASSEMBLED TO RESTART THIS MACHINE AND UNCOVER THE MYSTERIES BEHIND IT. 492 00:30:53,953 --> 00:30:56,122 I AM PART OF THAT NEW TEAM I PLAY DR. BEN SONG, AND I HAVE TAKEN AN UNSANCTIONED LEAP INTO 493 00:30:56,122 --> 00:31:02,696 THE PAST FOR REASONS UNKNOWN AND MY TEAM IS LEFT TO FIGURE OUT WHY AND TO TRY AND BRING ME 494 00:31:02,696 --> 00:31:04,064 BACK >> Jimmy: MONDAY NIGHTS, 10:00 P.M., NBC. 495 00:31:04,064 --> 00:31:10,070 I -- I WILL SAY I HEARD THIS, THAT YOU WERE A LITTLE NERVOUS WHEN YOU'RE THE NUMBER ONE, YOU 496 00:31:10,070 --> 00:31:13,640 KNOW, ON THE CALL SHEET. YOU HAVE TO GO TO SET. AND TO CALM YOU DOWN, YOU WILL 497 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:17,077 SING A SONG. >> I DO. >> Jimmy: AND YEAH 498 00:31:17,077 --> 00:31:18,878 DO YOU KNOW WHAT SONG I'M TALKING ABOUT? >> I KNOW WHAT SONG YOU'RE 499 00:31:18,878 --> 00:31:22,615 TALKING ABOUT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH 500 00:31:22,615 --> 00:31:27,620 IT'S A SONG BY HOOBASTANK. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OKAY 501 00:31:27,620 --> 00:31:30,690 >> YEAH, AND TO CALM MY NERVES -- YOU KNOW, I DON'T LIKE AWKWARD SILENCES. 502 00:31:30,690 --> 00:31:36,830 LIKE, I DON'T LIKE -- LIKE, SONIC VOIDS. AND SO, I JUST -- I HUM THINGS 503 00:31:36,830 --> 00:31:38,732 AND THIS IS -- THIS IS -- RIGHT NOW, IT'S PRETTY QUIET, SO I'M GETTING -- I'M GETTING PRETTY 504 00:31:38,732 --> 00:31:49,709 NERVOUS. * I'M NOT A PERFECT PERSON * 505 00:31:49,709 --> 00:31:57,917 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * THERE'S MANY THINGS I WISH I DIDN'T DO * 506 00:31:57,917 --> 00:31:59,786 SOMETIMES, LIKE, THE CREW THAT I'M WORKING WITH LIKES TO JOIN IN AT THIS PART OR THEY JUST 507 00:31:59,786 --> 00:32:04,357 WAIT UNTIL THE CHORUS BECAUSE EVERYONE EVENTUALLY STARTS TO SING 508 00:32:04,357 --> 00:32:09,829 * BUT I CONTINUE LEARNING * >> Jimmy: WE ALWAYS HAVE MICROPHONES HERE, BY THE WAY 509 00:32:09,829 --> 00:32:13,767 >> OH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT I THOUGHT THAT I HAD TO GO -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 510 00:32:13,767 --> 00:32:17,904 * I NEVER MEANT TO DO THOSE THINGS TO YOU * I NEVER SAID I WAS A GOOD 511 00:32:17,904 --> 00:32:26,212 SINGER * AND SO I HAVE T SAY BEFORE I G 512 00:32:26,212 --> 00:32:33,553 THAT I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW * * I FOUND A REASO 513 00:32:33,553 --> 00:32:42,395 FOR ME TO CHANGE WHO I USED TO BE A REASON TO * 514 00:32:42,395 --> 00:32:53,239 * START OVER NE AND THE REASON IS YOU * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 515 00:32:53,239 --> 00:32:55,008 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S RAYMOND LEE IN 516 00:32:55,008 --> 00:32:57,110 "QUANTUM LEAP" TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 517 00:32:57,777 --> 00:33:02,182 >> YOU HANGING IN THERE, DAVID >> YEP, YEP, WE JUST GOT -- CAN'T RUSH THIS SORT OF THING. 518 00:33:02,182 --> 00:33:06,553 >> FIRST TIME IS ALWAYS A LITTLE TRICKY. >> MM-HM 519 00:33:06,553 --> 00:33:11,491 >> OH, THANK GOD >> ARE YOU OKAY? >> I'M IN A SPACE SHUTTLE. 520 00:33:11,491 --> 00:33:14,494 >> I KNOW. >> I THOUGHT I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET PULLED BACK TO 2022 WHEN I 521 00:33:14,494 --> 00:33:19,132 LEFT >> YEAH, THAT DIDN'T WORK. >> DO WE KNOW WHY? 522 00:33:19,132 --> 00:33:24,504 >> WE'RE WORKING ON IT HOWEVER, THE TEAM IS FAIRLY CONFIDENT WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO 523 00:33:24,504 --> 00:33:27,273 GET YOU BACK ON THE NEXT LEAP. >> WELL, I'D MIGHT BE MORE UPSET, BUT SPACE SHUTTLE, IT'S 524 00:33:27,273 --> 00:33:32,145 VERY COOL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S RAYMOND LEE, 525 00:33:32,145 --> 00:33:35,415 EVERYONE "QUANTUM LEAP" AIRS MONDAYS AT 10:00 P.M. ON NBC. 526 00:33:35,415 --> 00:33:37,617 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF "TONIGHT SHOW." STICK AROUND 527 00:33:37,617 --> 00:33:58,605 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS THE 528 00:33:58,605 --> 00:34:03,176 HOST OF THE COLUM TYRRELL PODCAST AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE MAKING HIS TELEVISION DEBUT, 529 00:34:03,176 --> 00:34:04,911 PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY, COLUM TYRRELL. 530 00:34:05,445 --> 00:34:13,787 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 531 00:34:13,787 --> 00:34:18,158 >> HI. HOW'S IT GOING [ CHEERS ] 532 00:34:18,158 --> 00:34:25,365 I'M -- I'M FROM IRELAND, OKAY? SO, I'M NOT AS UGLY AS I LOOK. [ LAUGHTER ] 533 00:34:25,365 --> 00:34:27,734 PEOPLE SEE ME, THEY GO, "OH. AND THEN THEY HEAR ME SPEAK, AND THEY GO, "ACTUALLY, FOR AN 534 00:34:27,734 --> 00:34:36,209 IRISH GUY, NOT TOO BAD." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, "GAME OF THRONES"? 535 00:34:36,209 --> 00:34:40,914 THEY FILMED THAT IN IRELAND. THEY DID THAT TO SAVE ON MAKE-UP COSTS WITH THE EXTRAS. 536 00:34:40,914 --> 00:34:45,085 [ LAUGHTER ] THE FILMING CREW SHOWED UP AND WERE LIKE, "HEY, STREET 537 00:34:45,085 --> 00:34:49,989 MERCHANT WITH LEPROSY, WE'RE READY FOR YOUR SCENE COME ON. 538 00:34:49,989 --> 00:34:54,127 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT GUY WAS LIKE, "NO, I WORK WITH CATERING. 539 00:34:54,127 --> 00:34:58,498 AND THEY SAID, "GET IN HERE YOU UGLY PIG, WE NEED YOU. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 540 00:34:58,498 --> 00:35:03,303 BRING ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND YOUR FAMILY BECAUSE WE NEED SOME WILDINGS FOR FREE. 541 00:35:03,303 --> 00:35:06,906 [ LAUGHTER ] IF YOU REWATCH THAT SHOW AND LOOK IN THE BACKGROUND, YOU'LL 542 00:35:06,906 --> 00:35:10,210 SEE A BUNCH OF IRISH PLUMBERS AND STUFF STARING AT THE CAMERA 543 00:35:10,210 --> 00:35:19,819 [ LAUGHTER ] EVERY TIME A DRAGON FLIES BY, THEY WAVE. 544 00:35:19,819 --> 00:35:26,259 [ LAUGHTER ] I LOVE UGLY PEOPLE [ LAUGHTER ] 545 00:35:26,259 --> 00:35:30,864 I WAS A WAITER FOR YEARS I NEVER HAD AN UGLY PERSON COMPLAIN ABOUT ANYTHING. 546 00:35:30,864 --> 00:35:33,066 IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD LOOKING PERSON WHO WANTS TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER. 547 00:35:33,066 --> 00:35:36,069 USUALLY A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. SHE WOULD BE LIKE, "I ORDERED MY STEAK MEDIUM RARE AND THIS 548 00:35:36,069 --> 00:35:48,114 IS MEDIUM-MEDIUM-RARE. UGLY PEOPLE, THEY NEVER COMPLAIN 549 00:35:48,114 --> 00:35:51,518 THEY'RE JUST HAPPY TO BE OUT OF THE HOUSE. [ LAUGHTER ] 550 00:35:51,518 --> 00:35:54,154 THEY ORDERED A STEAK MEDIUM RARE YOU CAN JUST THROW A FISH AT 551 00:35:54,154 --> 00:36:00,794 THEIR HEAD YOU WOULDN'T EVEN NEED TO KILL THE FISH 552 00:36:00,794 --> 00:36:06,933 JUST LOB IT TOWARDS THEIR UGLY FACE, AND THEY'LL CATCH IT IN THEIR FANG LIKE -- 553 00:36:06,933 --> 00:36:10,804 AND THEN THEY BREAK ITS NECK AND THEY'LL SMILE AT YOU AS FISH GUTS DRIBBLE DOWN THEIR 554 00:36:10,804 --> 00:36:15,909 UGLY CHIN ONTO THEIR UGLY BODY BECAUSE THEY'RE HAPPY FOR THE EYE CONTACT. 555 00:36:15,909 --> 00:36:24,651 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE -- I LOVE UGLY PEOPLE 556 00:36:24,651 --> 00:36:29,889 I WANT UGLY KIDS BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE TO PARENT UGLY CHILDREN 557 00:36:29,889 --> 00:36:40,600 LIFE WILL TEACH THEM THEIR LESSONS NATURALLY. [ LAUGHTER ] 558 00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:44,204 I'M DATING AN AMERICAN GIRL. WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR FIVE YEARS NOW, SO WE'RE ALMOST 559 00:36:44,204 --> 00:36:51,411 DONE [ LAUGHTER ] SHE'S ALL RIGHT. 560 00:36:51,411 --> 00:36:55,782 SHE'S OKAY SHE'S INTO THE ENVIRONMENT THOUGH, AND SHE RECENTLY BOUGHT 561 00:36:55,782 --> 00:37:01,721 SOME COFFEE CUPS THAT SAY "SAVE THE BEES." THE BEES, GUYS, OH, GOD, THE 562 00:37:01,721 --> 00:37:10,864 BEES ARE -- THEY'RE DYING. [ LAUGHTER ] AND YOU CAN'T GO OUTSIDE OF 563 00:37:10,864 --> 00:37:13,933 YOUR HOUSE ANYMORE WITHOUT PILES OF DEAD BEES EVERYWHERE YOU GO 564 00:37:13,933 --> 00:37:17,537 AND IF THE BEES DIE, THERE'LL BE NO MORE INTERNET OR SOMETHING. 565 00:37:17,537 --> 00:37:19,839 I DON'T KNOW [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I ZONE OUT WHEN SHE TALKS. 566 00:37:19,839 --> 00:37:25,412 BUT IT'S IMPORTANT I'M TOLD IT'S IMPORTANT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 567 00:37:25,412 --> 00:37:28,915 SO, EVERY MORNING, WE DRINK COFFEE FROM THESE COFFEE CUPS THAT SAY "SAVE THE BEES. 568 00:37:28,915 --> 00:37:37,657 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS ARE DOING, BUT WE'RE HELPING [ LAUGHTER ] 569 00:37:37,657 --> 00:37:39,559 RECENTLY -- RECENTLY, THERE WAS A DEAD BEE ON OUR WINDOW SILL, AND MY GIRLFRIEND IS LIKE, "WE 570 00:37:39,559 --> 00:37:47,500 HAVE TO SAVE THE BEE." AND I GO, "YEAH, BUT HE'S ALREADY DEAD 571 00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:55,075 HE MUST NOT HAVE SEEN THE COFFEE CUPS BECAUSE THAT IS A DEAD BEE IF EVER I SAW ONE." 572 00:37:55,075 --> 00:37:56,976 BUT APPARENTLY SHE EXPLAINED TO ME, APPARENTLY, A LOT OF THE TIME WHEN YOU SEE A DEAD BEE, 573 00:37:56,976 --> 00:38:06,753 APPARENTLY IT'S NOT ACTUALLY DEAD MOST OF THE TIME, IT'S ACTUALLY 574 00:38:06,753 --> 00:38:11,558 JUST REALLY THIRSTY AND HE'S HAVING A LITTLE DEHYDRATED NAP, AND IT WILL DIE. 575 00:38:11,558 --> 00:38:15,795 BUT YOU CAN SAVE ITS LIFE BY GIVING IT A DRINK. THIS IS THE TYPE OF RIDICULOUS 576 00:38:15,795 --> 00:38:22,268 STUFF THAT COMES OUT OF HER FACE ALL OF THE TIME BUT I CAN'T LEAVE HER BECAUSE I 577 00:38:22,268 --> 00:38:31,444 NEED A VISA. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE SO, I PREPARED -- I PREPARED A 578 00:38:31,444 --> 00:38:41,187 A DEAD BEE DRINK BECAUSE I LOVE THIS COUNTRY [ LAUGHTER ] 579 00:38:41,187 --> 00:38:46,426 AND I GOT TAP WATER. AND SHE GOES, "NOT TAP WATER THEY HATE TAP WATER. 580 00:38:46,426 --> 00:38:50,797 THEY ONLY LIKE SUGARY WATER. WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF GETTING SUCH A PICKY DEAD BEE? 581 00:38:50,797 --> 00:38:58,071 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU GIVE IT TAP WATER, HE TURNS INTO GORDON RAMSAY 582 00:38:58,071 --> 00:39:07,847 "JUST, AH, IT'S BLAND! THIS WATER IS BLAND! SO, I MIXED SUGAR WITH WATER TO 583 00:39:07,847 --> 00:39:11,551 MAKE SIMPLE SYRUP. I'M A MIXOLOGIST NOW FOR A DEAD BEE. 584 00:39:11,551 --> 00:39:14,020 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I PUT THE SUGARY WATER ON A SPOON. 585 00:39:14,020 --> 00:39:24,130 BUT IT WON'T DRINK IT. THIS DEAD BEE HAS LOST ITS THIRST 586 00:39:24,130 --> 00:39:25,899 SO, I JUST START SPLASHING ITS CORPSE, JUST COVERING ITS DEAD BODY IN A STICKY LIQUID, 587 00:39:25,899 --> 00:39:34,774 DISHONORING ITS MEMORY COMPLETELY AND THE WHOLE TIME, MY 588 00:39:34,774 --> 00:39:36,376 GIRLFRIEND IS OVER MY SHOULDER LIKE, "IS IT WORKING?" AND I GO, "NO, IT'S NOT 589 00:39:36,376 --> 00:39:42,382 WORKING. AND SHE GOES, "WHY NOT?" I GO, "BECAUSE IT'S DEAD 590 00:39:42,382 --> 00:39:45,819 IT'S A DEAD BEE. AND I KNOW IT WAS DEAD BECAUSE I HAD KILLED IT WITH A MAGAZINE 591 00:39:45,819 --> 00:39:55,628 EARLIER THAT DAY WHEN HE CAME INTO MY HOME UNINVITED THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 592 00:39:55,628 --> 00:39:57,697 APPRECIATE IT! THANK YOU! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 593 00:39:57,697 --> 00:40:00,967 * >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, BROTHER. 594 00:40:00,967 --> 00:40:07,640 THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT COLUM TYRRELL, EVERYBODY HIS PODCAST IS AVAILABLE ON 595 00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:11,578 YOUTUBE. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY COME ON BACK 596 00:40:11,578 --> 00:40:29,062 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 597 00:40:29,062 --> 00:40:34,734 NICK KROLL, JENNA BUSH HAGER, RAYMOND LEE, COLUM TYRRELL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 598 00:40:34,734 --> 00:40:39,139 AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 599 00:40:39,139 --> 00:40:41,841 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 600 00:40:41,841 --> 00:40:43,643 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY BYE-BYE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE