1 00:00:09,442 --> 00:00:10,910 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:10,910 --> 00:00:17,150 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:17,150 --> 00:00:20,653 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - KELLY RIPA 4 00:00:20,653 --> 00:00:25,792 KID CUDI MUSICAL GUEST KID CUDI FEATURING TY DOLLA $IGN, 5 00:00:25,792 --> 00:00:32,665 AND THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1718 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:32,665 --> 00:00:37,671 >> Questlove: 1718 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:39,506 --> 00:00:50,383 * * 8 00:00:50,383 --> 00:01:03,263 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:01:03,263 --> 00:01:06,666 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME. ENJOY YOURSELVES THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING 10 00:01:06,666 --> 00:01:08,401 HERE WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. 11 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:11,571 YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME 12 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:17,610 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS WELL GUYS, DUE TO HURRICANE 13 00:01:17,610 --> 00:01:19,346 IAN, THE JANUARY 6th COMMITTEE JUST POSTPONED ITS PUBLIC HEARING THAT WAS SCHEDULED FOR 14 00:01:19,346 --> 00:01:26,453 TOMORROW YEAH, ALL DAY TRUMP WAS PRAYING FOR A RAIN DELAY LIKE A PITCHER 15 00:01:26,453 --> 00:01:32,258 FACING AARON JUDGE LIKE, "PLEASE. [ LAUGHTER ] 16 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:34,794 YEP, THE HEARING IS POSTPONED. THIS MORNING TRUMP WOKE UP LIKE KEVIN IN "HOME ALONE." 17 00:01:34,794 --> 00:01:36,930 HE'S LIKE, "LIKE I MADE MY HEARING DISAPPEAR. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 18 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:39,566 SOME POLITICAL NEWS -- SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS SAID THAT HE HASN'T YET DECIDED 19 00:01:39,566 --> 00:01:44,971 WHETHER HE WILL RUN FOR PRESIDENT AGAIN IN 2024. PEOPLE WERE LIKE, PRESIDENT OF 20 00:01:44,971 --> 00:01:48,742 WHAT [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, BERNIE STILL HASN'T 21 00:01:48,742 --> 00:01:52,479 DECIDED. MEANWHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS LIKE, "HOW MANY TIMES DO WE 22 00:01:52,479 --> 00:01:55,849 HAVE TO DECIDE THIS? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "NO. 23 00:01:55,849 --> 00:01:59,152 RIGHT NOW BIDEN IS THINKING, "PLEASE RUN SO I LOOK LIKE A A HOT, YOUNG STUD. 24 00:01:59,152 --> 00:02:03,423 PLEASE." [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, WELL AHEAD OF MIDTERM 25 00:02:03,423 --> 00:02:06,459 ELECTIONS, HOUSE G.O.P. LEADER KEVIN McCARTHY AND HOUSE REPUBLICANS PUT OUT A NEW AD 26 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:09,429 PROMOTING THEIR AGENDA BUT THERE BUT THERE WAS ONE PROBLEM -- SOME OF THE FOOTAGE 27 00:02:09,429 --> 00:02:13,333 IN THE AD THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AMERICA WAS ACTUALLY FOOTAGE FROM RUSSIA. 28 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:17,270 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S REAL. AND THAT WASN'T THE ONLY 29 00:02:17,270 --> 00:02:19,539 AND THAT WASN'T THE ONLY MISTAKE. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS SPOT 30 00:02:21,374 --> 00:02:22,075 FROM THE WHITE HOUSE TO THE 31 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:26,246 SPACE NEEDLE [ LAUGHTER ] FROM NEW YORK TO CINCINNATI. 32 00:02:26,246 --> 00:02:28,748 [ LAUGHTER ] FROM THE LIBERTY BELL TO MOUNT RUSHMORE 33 00:02:28,748 --> 00:02:33,253 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS NOVEMBER, SEND A MESSAGE TO PRESIDENT BIDEN 34 00:02:33,253 --> 00:02:36,289 [ LAUGHTER ] VOTE REPUBLICAN. THIS HAS BEEN A MESSAGE FROM 35 00:02:36,289 --> 00:02:41,561 KEVIN McCARTHY [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH THIS WAS -- IT'S 36 00:02:41,561 --> 00:02:43,730 NOT EVEN CLOSE >> Steve: LITTLE, LITTLE BIT OF ERRORS 37 00:02:43,730 --> 00:02:45,665 >> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF RUSSIA, I JUST HEARD THEY ANNOUNCED THEY'RE BOYCOTTING NEXT YEAR'S 38 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:50,737 OSCARS IT'S A TOUGH BREAK FOR RUSSIA'S BIGGEST MOVIE THIS YEAR, "I 39 00:02:50,737 --> 00:02:57,510 ACTUALLY HAVE A LOT TO WORRY ABOUT, DARLING." [ LAUGHTER ] 40 00:02:57,510 --> 00:03:03,750 YOU GUYS SEE THIS LAST NIGHT NASA INTENTIONALLY CRASHED A A SPACECRAFT INTO AN ASTEROID 41 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:08,221 TO SEE IF IT COULD STOP ONE COMING TOWARDS EARTH IN THE FUTURE 42 00:03:08,221 --> 00:03:12,926 GO, NASA MEANWHILE, THE SPACE FORCE WAS LIKE, "COOL, COOL, SO WHAT 43 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:15,428 EXACTLY IS OUR ROLE AGAIN? LIKE, WHAT -- WHAT WHAT DO WE DO?" 44 00:03:15,428 --> 00:03:18,832 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HEY, LSTEN TO THIS -- I HEARD THAT THE CIA JUST LAUNCHED ITS 45 00:03:18,832 --> 00:03:21,301 OWN PODCAST. THE CIA WAS LIKE, "AFTER 75 YEARS OF LISTENING TO YOU, 46 00:03:21,301 --> 00:03:25,171 NOW YOU CAN LISTEN TO US." [ LAUGHTER ] WELL GUYS, EVERYONE LOVES 47 00:03:25,171 --> 00:03:27,073 TIKTOK, BUT SOMETIMES YOU JUST WANT TO SKIP THROUGH THE BORING PARTS OF THE VIDEO AND GET 48 00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:29,342 RIGHT TO THE GOOD PART WELL IT TURNS OUT YOU CAN WITH THIS NEW THING THAT WE'RE DOING 49 00:03:29,342 --> 00:03:33,580 ON OUR SHOW. FOR INSTANCE, IF YOU'RE WATCHING A VIDEO HERE, YOU CAN 50 00:03:33,580 --> 00:03:34,114 FOR INSTANCE, IF YOU'RE WATCHING A VIDEO HERE, YOU CAN SKIP THIS PART - 51 00:03:35,915 --> 00:03:39,386 * >> Jimmy: AND GO RIGHT TO THIS 52 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:39,686 * >> Jimmy: AND GO RIGHT TO THIS PART - 53 00:03:41,154 --> 00:03:45,725 * [ LAUGHTER ] 54 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,994 >> Jimmy: LET ME GIVE YOU ANOTHER EXAMPLE. YOU CAN SKIP THIS PART - 55 00:03:56,936 --> 00:04:02,776 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: FISH TANK. 56 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:03,943 >> Jimmy: FISH TANK. THE FINAL EXAMPLE, YOU CAN SKIP THIS PART -- 57 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:06,279 TREADMILL VIDEO I DID JUST 58 00:04:06,279 --> 00:04:11,051 RECENTLY >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND JUST GO RIGHT TO THIS PART - 59 00:04:16,823 --> 00:04:19,125 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO JUST SO YOU KNOW THAT'S 60 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:23,430 AVAILABLE. SWITCHING GEARS, AHEAD OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON, MACY'S 61 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:28,068 ANNOUNCED PLANS TO HIRE MORE THAN 40,000 NEW WORKERS. SO DIVIDE THAT BETWEEN THE 62 00:04:28,068 --> 00:04:33,473 REMAINING MACY'S LOCATIONS, AND YOU HAVE 40,000 PER STORE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 63 00:04:33,473 --> 00:04:36,409 SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS. IN AN EFFORT TO FIGHT THEFT, RETAILERS LIKE HOME DEPOT ARE 64 00:04:36,409 --> 00:04:40,780 NOW LOCKING UP ITEMS THAT'S RIGHT, TRUST HOME DEPOT ON SECURITY WHEN THEY CAN'T 65 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:46,286 EVEN KEEP BIRDS OUT. [ LAUGHTER ] SOME TV NEWS, THE OTHER NIGHT 66 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:53,727 THERE WAS A NEW -- THERE'S ALWAYS BIRDS IN HOME DEPOT FLYING AROUND 67 00:04:53,727 --> 00:04:57,630 >> Steve: COME ON, THERE ARE >> Jimmy: -- FLYING AROUND - >> Steve: WHAT'S THIS BIRD 68 00:04:57,630 --> 00:05:01,167 DOING IN HERE? COME ON. IT'S NOT A BIRD STORE. 69 00:05:01,167 --> 00:05:02,936 >> Jimmy: SOME TV NEWS, THE OTHER NIGHT THERE WAS AN ALL NEW EPISODE OF "CELEBRITY WHEEL 70 00:05:02,936 --> 00:05:04,804 OF FORTUNE," AND ONE OF THE CONTESTANTS -- SNOOP DOGG -- HAD A LITTLE TROUBLE WITH SOME 71 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:06,806 OF THE PUZZLES THIS IS REAL CHECK THIS OUT 72 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:13,380 [ BELL DINGS ] >> SNOOP >> "SWALLOWING THE -- THE 73 00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:17,417 KNOT"? [ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT -- NO, THAT'S NOT 74 00:05:17,417 --> 00:05:19,285 RIGHT. [ BELL DINGS ] SNOOP? 75 00:05:19,285 --> 00:05:22,122 >> "AIRPORT TEACHER. >> NO. [ LAUGHTER ] 76 00:05:22,122 --> 00:05:24,858 [ BELL DINGS ] AND SNOOP? >> "TOILET ATLAS." 77 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:28,361 [ LAUGHTER ] >> I HAVE NO IDEA. [ BELL DINGS ] 78 00:05:28,361 --> 00:05:32,832 >> AND IT'S SNOOP. >> "BAKING ONIONS. [ LAUGHTER ] 79 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:40,874 [ RIM SHOT ] [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: SOMETHING WAS BAKED 80 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:43,243 THAT NIGHT, IT WASN'T ONIONS ON THAT ONE [ LAUGHTER ] 81 00:05:43,243 --> 00:05:45,612 FINALLY GUYS, IT IS TUESDAY. IT IS TIME FOR "WETWEET. HERE WE GO 82 00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:56,256 * WETWEET WETWEET * >> Jimmy: WELCOME TO "WETWEET. 83 00:05:56,256 --> 00:06:00,393 THIS IS WHERE WE AS A GROUP DECIDE SOMETHING WE SHOULD POST ON TWITTER 84 00:06:00,393 --> 00:06:02,162 I'M GONNA SHOW YOU FIVE DIFFERENT TWEETS, AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO VOTE ON WHETHER YOU 85 00:06:02,162 --> 00:06:05,432 LIKE EACH ONE OR NOT YOU ALL HAVE VOTING CLICKERS AT YOUR SEATS 86 00:06:05,432 --> 00:06:07,400 I SEE PEOPLE SCRAMBLING FOR THEM, SHARING THEM EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN, SO IT'S 87 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:09,235 ALL GOING TO BE FINE YOU CAN VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM, YOU CAN VOTE FOR NONE OF THEM, 88 00:06:09,235 --> 00:06:15,909 WHATEVER YOU WANT. AND WE'LL SEE THE RESULTS LIVE HIGGINS, YOU HAVE YOUR CLICKER 89 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:19,946 >> Steve: GOT IT >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. YOUR THUMB'S ALREADY ON NO 90 00:06:19,946 --> 00:06:23,683 >> Steve: WELL [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WANNA BE POSITIVE. 91 00:06:23,683 --> 00:06:26,086 >> Jimmy: WHY -- >> Steve: I WANNA BE POSITIVE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT WHY -- 92 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:27,821 >> Steve: I'M GONNA PUT "NO" ON EVERY ONE. >> Jimmy: WHAT 93 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:29,289 YOU'RE GONNA SAY NO TO ALL OF THEM >> Steve: YEP, JUST SO -- TO BE 94 00:06:29,289 --> 00:06:30,790 FAIR 'CAUSE TARIQ -- TARIQ'S GONNA GO "YES" - 95 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:32,759 >> Jimmy: TARIQ, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING >> Tariq: I VOTED -- I'M DONE. 96 00:06:32,759 --> 00:06:35,695 I VOTED "YES" TO EVERYTHING. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 97 00:06:35,695 --> 00:06:38,098 >> Jimmy: QUEST, I KNOW YOU'RE VERY POSITIVE. YOU ALWAYS VOTE "YES" FOR ALL 98 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:40,400 OF THEM. >> Questlove: ALWAYS "YES. >> Jimmy: YES. 99 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,135 >> Questlove: I LOVE MY JOB. >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 100 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:44,337 CLICKERS -- WHATEVER TWEET GETS THE MOST LIKES, WE WILL TWEET IT OUT LIVE ON THE SHOW, SO YOU 101 00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:47,073 CAN ALL LIKE IT AND "WETWEET" IT >> Steve: NICE 102 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:49,376 >> Jimmy: IT'S A SHARED EXPERIENCE YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS? 103 00:06:49,376 --> 00:06:51,211 THE FIRST TWEET IS, "THEY SHOULD MAKE THE APPLE REMOTE SMALLER, THINNER, AND HARDER TO 104 00:06:51,211 --> 00:07:03,890 FIND." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * 105 00:07:03,890 --> 00:07:07,060 SOME PEOPLE LAUGHING, SOME PEOPLE JUST STONE -- STONE-FACED. 106 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:09,496 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW >> Steve: SOME PEOPLE DON'T 107 00:07:09,496 --> 00:07:11,664 KNOW THEY SHOULD -- THEY SHOULDN'T DO - >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DON'T THINK 108 00:07:11,664 --> 00:07:13,800 IT'S GONNA WORK. THE VOTES ARE IN LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. 109 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:16,703 >> Steve: OH, OH >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, NOT BAD NOT BAD. 110 00:07:16,703 --> 00:07:19,739 100 -- * VERY HONEST AUDIENCE 111 00:07:19,739 --> 00:07:22,175 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT, YEAH. >> Steve: LOT OF THAT -- 112 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:23,576 >> Jimmy: WASN'T THE -- YEAH, WASN'T THE BEST, WASN'T THE WORST. 113 00:07:23,576 --> 00:07:25,345 >> Steve: YEAH WAS FINE >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE THIS NEXT 114 00:07:25,345 --> 00:07:26,746 ONE HERE IT SAYS "BIGFOOT SIGHTINGS AREN'T IMPRESSIVE. 115 00:07:26,746 --> 00:07:28,615 TALK TO ME WHEN YOU MET A BABY NAMED CHERYL." [ LAUGHTER ] 116 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:31,051 * >> Steve: COME ON. THAT'S TRUE. 117 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:34,087 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RARE. >> Steve: THAT'S FAIR. >> Jimmy: THAT'S A RARE 118 00:07:34,087 --> 00:07:35,855 SIGHTING >> Steve: THAT'S A RARE BABY NAME NOWADAYS. 119 00:07:35,855 --> 00:07:37,223 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S LIKE "WHAT -- WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR BABY? 120 00:07:37,223 --> 00:07:39,059 "IT'S CHERYL." >> Steve: "CHERYL. >> Tariq: YEAH 121 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:41,061 >> Steve: GLADYS >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO 122 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:44,230 YOU CAST YOUR VOTES. LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. >> Steve: OH 123 00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:46,099 >> Jimmy: OH, BARELY BETTER. * >> Steve: "CHERYL" - 124 00:07:46,099 --> 00:07:47,934 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT -- BARELY BETTER - WE MIGHT NOT EVEN TWEET ONE OUT 125 00:07:47,934 --> 00:07:50,370 TONIGHT. >> Steve: I KNOW >> Jimmy: WHO KNOWS? 126 00:07:50,370 --> 00:07:52,372 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NEXT ONE HERE SAYS, "WITH BASEBALL, YOU HAVE TO GO TO AN 127 00:07:52,372 --> 00:07:56,710 OUTING TO WATCH AN INNING. OH, THAT'S INTERESTING [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 128 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:58,778 THAT ONE GOT - YOU CAN'T -- YOU CAN'T BOO THE JOKES. 129 00:07:58,778 --> 00:08:03,683 JUST - THUMBS UP OR THUMBS DOWN PLEASE NO BOOING 130 00:08:03,683 --> 00:08:05,452 I DON'T NEED AUDIBLE BOOING OF JOKES. I DON'T THINK WE NEED TO WAIT. 131 00:08:05,452 --> 00:08:09,155 LET'S JUST SEE THE RESULTS THIS IS GOING TO BE A LANDSLIDE. 132 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:14,627 WOW. [ SAD TUBA ] >> Steve: WOW. 133 00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:19,666 >> Jimmy: WOW. HERE WE GO THIS NEXT ONE SAYS, "HAVING 134 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:24,571 A PRINTER AT HOME IS GREAT IF YOU EVER NEED SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU SPIN INTO A BLINDING RAGE. 135 00:08:24,571 --> 00:08:27,140 >> Steve: I'M GONNA SAY THIS ONE'S IS GOING TO WIN. >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT CONNECTING, 136 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:32,312 IT NEEDS INK HONEY, DO WE NEED TO MAKE ANY MORE CD-ROM LABELS 137 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:37,684 ALL RIGHT HERE WE GO SEE THE RESULTS. OH 138 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:42,822 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * VERY NICE. 139 00:08:42,822 --> 00:08:44,858 YOU'RE BEING VERY NICE TONIGHT >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: A VERY GIVING 140 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:48,928 AUDIENCE TONIGHT I APPRECIATE THAT. WE'RE DOWN TO OUR LAST ONE 141 00:08:48,928 --> 00:08:50,830 HERE WE GO IT SAYS, "I LIKE HOW WE ALL COLLECTIVELY WERE, LIKE, ENOUGH WITH THE SELFIE STICKS. 142 00:08:50,830 --> 00:08:57,337 CAST YOUR VOTE * THIS ONE, I FEEL BEST WITH THIS 143 00:08:57,337 --> 00:09:00,173 ONE, I THINK I DON'T KNOW ALL RIGHT. 144 00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:04,210 I THINK EVERYONE CAST THEIR VOTES. WE KNOW IF THIS IS GOING TO WIN 145 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:07,080 OR NOT LET'S SEE THE RESULTS HERE WHOA 146 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:10,350 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BY FAR, BY FAR THANK YOU. 147 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:14,154 >> Steve: WHOA >> Jimmy: THAT WAS BY FAR THE WINNER 148 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:16,156 I'M GOING TO POST THIS DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED, 149 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:18,024 GIVE IT A LIKE, GIVE IT A "WETWEET," AND ENJOY WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 150 00:09:18,024 --> 00:09:22,028 KELLY RIPA IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KELLY RIPA, GREAT NEW BOOK 151 00:09:22,028 --> 00:09:28,134 KID CUDI IS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT. WE'RE TALKING TO KID CUDI. 152 00:09:28,134 --> 00:09:32,939 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND HE'S PERFORMING WITH TY DOLLA $IGN. 153 00:09:32,939 --> 00:09:34,808 STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KELLY RIPA 154 00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:45,752 COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 155 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:49,889 >> DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN SHOOT AN APPLE OFF OF SOMEONE'S HEAD WITH NOTHING -- 156 00:09:49,889 --> 00:09:52,826 >> Jimmy: DO I KNOW OR HAVE I EXPERIENCED IT YES, OF COURSE 157 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:56,062 I'VE GOTTEN AN APPLE SHOT OFF MY HEAD. >> YOU CAN USE A GRENADE TO 158 00:09:56,062 --> 00:10:00,266 BLOW UP A WHOLE ORCHARD OF APPLES >> Jimmy: NOW YOU'RE SPEAKING 159 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:17,183 ABOUT APPLESAUCE AND THAT'S HOW IT WAS INVENTED. >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A 160 00:10:17,183 --> 00:10:20,987 A SIX-TIME DAYTIME EMMY WINNER AND ONE HALF OF THE CO-HOSTING TEAM OF "LIVE WITH KELLY AND 161 00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:27,594 RYAN." SHE'S ALSO WRITTEN THIS VERY ENTERTAINING NEW BOOK CALLED 162 00:10:27,594 --> 00:10:31,297 "LIVE WIRE: LONG-WINDED SHORT STORIES," WHICH CAME OUT TODAY TODAY IS PUBLISHING DAY. 163 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:37,937 THAT'S A BIG DAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PLEASE WELCOME KELLY RIPA, 164 00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:38,338 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PLEASE WELCOME KELLY RIPA, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 165 00:10:39,639 --> 00:11:01,561 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 166 00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:08,234 >> Jimmy: KELLY.EE YOU ALWAYS FUN TO SEE YOU.U. HAVE WE DANCED TOGETHER BEFORE 167 00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:12,939 I FEEL LIKE WE HAVE. >> WE'VE DANCED TOGETHER AT PARTIES, YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. 168 00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:16,209 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE A GOOD DANCER >> YOU'RE A GREAT DANCER >> Jimmy: REALLY 169 00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:18,411 >> YES, I THINK YOU KNOW YOU ARE. >> Jimmy: I'M NOT, THOUGH. 170 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:20,180 >> NO, YOU'RE LIKE A QUADRUPLE THREAT >> Jimmy: NO, I WAS EXPOSED 171 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,148 BECAUSE I WAS AT A CONCERT AND I WAS DAD DANCING. >> YEAH, BUT BAD DANCING IS 172 00:11:22,148 --> 00:11:27,587 STILL COOL DANCING BECAUSE IT'S DANCING THAT LED TO BABIES [ LAUGHTER ] 173 00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:29,756 >> Jimmy: OKAY, GOOD I'LL TAKE THAT THANK YOU. 174 00:11:29,756 --> 00:11:32,292 >> I MEAN, YOU KNOW. AS LONG AS YOU KNOW HOW TO DANCE ONE WAY, THAT'S ALL THAT 175 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:34,561 REALLY MATTERS >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 176 00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:40,133 CONGRATS, "LIVE WIRE" IS OUT TODAY. >> THANK YOU 177 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:43,203 >> Jimmy: IT'S OUT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONGRATULATIONS. 178 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,505 I LOVE - >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I WANT TO GET INTO 179 00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:47,574 ALL OF IT. THIS BECAUSE I LOVE THE COVER. >> OKAY. 180 00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:50,410 CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE COVER? >> Jimmy: YES, PLEASE. >> OKAY, SO I PICKED THIS 181 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,278 PHOTO. AND THIS IS MY DEMENTED BRAIN, TELL ME THIS IS NOT THE GENIUS 182 00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:54,014 MARKETING STRATEGY I THOUGHT PEOPLE MIGHT THINK THIS IS SARAH JESSICA PARKER, 183 00:11:54,014 --> 00:12:01,788 AND MAYBE THINK IT'S A BOOK ABOUT "SEX AND THE CITY" AND ACCIDENTALLY BUY IT. 184 00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:04,357 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU'RE SO FUNNY. >> TELL ME THAT'S NOT A GREAT 185 00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:07,794 STRATEGY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU DID NOT THINK 186 00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:10,063 LIKE THAT. >> I DID THINK LIKE THAT >> Jimmy: THEN WHY WOULD YOU 187 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:13,933 PUT -- WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST PUTRA >> BECAUSE PEOPLPLE ARE GOING TO THINK, OH, MY GOD, THAT'S SO 188 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,235 AMAZING, KELLY RIPA WROTE A BOOK ABOUT SARAH JESSICA PARKER 189 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:21,441 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I LOVE THE COLORS. I LOVE THE -- IT POPS. 190 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:27,147 I MEAN, WHEN YOU HOLD IT ON THE SUBWAY, WHAT'S UP? HE GETS IT 191 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,882 >> ARE YOU GOING TO CARRY IT ON THE SUBWAY >> Jimmy: HE GETS IT 192 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:31,685 YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING >> YES AND I LIKE THAT'S HOW YOU WALK 193 00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:35,588 ON THE SUBWAY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DON'T EVEN 194 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:38,725 STAND IN THE WAY I WALK IN BETWEEN CARS I GOTTA GET TO MY DESTINATION. 195 00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:43,863 >> I LOVE "SEX AND THE CITY. >> Jimmy: LIKE OH, MY GOD. I LOVE THE HONESTY OF IT 196 00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:46,833 I THINK THE HUMOR IS GREAT >> THANKS. >> Jimmy: I LOVE ALSO 197 00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:51,805 LONG-WINDED SHORT STORIES. VERY SELF-DEPRECATING AS WELL. >> WELL YOU KNOW ME, SO BELIEVE 198 00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:57,844 IT OR NOT THEY CUT 200 PAGES OUT OF THIS BOOK I'M NOT KIDDING. 199 00:12:57,844 --> 00:13:02,349 YOU'RE WELCOME, AMERICA. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: EVERYTHING HERE IS 200 00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:05,618 ALL WHAT YOU WANT. THIS IS ALL THE JUICY STORIES. >> IT WAS A LOT HARDER THAN I 201 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,921 THOUGHT. I THOUGHT THAT BECAUSE I READ BOOKS THAT I COULD SOMEHOW 202 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:11,391 WRITE THEM [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND SPOILER ALERT, THEY'RE 203 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:16,663 REAL, REAL DIFFERENT >> Jimmy: YEAH, VERY HARD TO WRITE A BOOK 204 00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:18,832 >> IT WAS REALLY HARD. AND YOU KNOW, THERE WERE TIMES I REALIZED I'M SUCH A POOR 205 00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:20,567 TYPIST THAT I WOUND UP WRITING IT FREE HAND HALF THE TIME AND TRANSPOSING IT 206 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:25,972 IT WAS SO -- IT WAS DIFFICULT AND I HAD TO REALLY -- >> Jimmy: BUT YOUR PUBLISHER 207 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:28,441 SAID, HEY, DO YOU WANT A GHOST WRITER, SOMEONE WHO CAN WRITE THIS FOR YOU AND YOU SAID NO 208 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:34,147 IF I'M GOING TO DO THIS -- >> I'M GOING TO DO THIS MYSELF >> Jimmy: YEAH, GOOD FOR YOU 209 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,982 >> GOOD FOR ME, BUT ALSO DUMB ME BECAUSE I GOOGLED A THOUSAND TIMES HOW TO USE A SEMICOLON, 210 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:49,229 HOW TO USE A COLON [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I STILL DON'T KNOW 211 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:53,099 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT EITHER. THERE WOULD BE DASHES IN ALL MY 212 00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:55,769 BOOKS. >> I GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL, I SHOULD KNOW THIS [ BLEEP ] 213 00:13:55,769 --> 00:13:58,104 [ LAUGHTER ] SORRY. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 214 00:13:58,104 --> 00:14:00,907 >> I SHOULD KNOW >> Jimmy: YOU SHOULD KNOW. >> ASKING MY KIDS AT 2:00 A.M., 215 00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:06,579 DO YOU KNOW HOW TO USE A A SEMICOLON? >> Jimmy: THERE'S SO MANY 216 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:13,687 FUNNY, GREAT STORIES HERE, AND A COUPLE ALREADY MADE HEADLINES. 217 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:18,491 ONE, THAT WE COULD SAY, THERE WAS ONE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND -- 218 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:21,461 [ CLEARS THROAT YEAH - HAVING - 219 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,763 >> INTERCOURSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] 220 00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:28,234 DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT >> OF THE SEXUAL KIND. >> Jimmy: OF THE SEXUAL KIND 221 00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:31,171 >> IT'S ACTUALLY A VERY -- IT SOUNDS SO CRASS. AND IT SOUNDS SO GROSS AND 222 00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:35,775 SALACIOUS. AND IT IS ALL THOSE THINGS [ LAUGHTER ] 223 00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:37,844 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. >> BUT AT THE HEART OF IT, IT'S ABOUT -- WE HAD JUST HAD A 224 00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:39,746 A BABY AND I THINK THAT A LOT OF WOMEN THAT HAVE JUST HAD BABIES ARE 225 00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,514 NEVER QUITE SURE WHAT GOES WHERE EVER AGAIN, OR HOW IT'S GOING TO WORK, OR WILL IT EVER 226 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:52,592 FEEL NORMAL. AND I WAS ONE OF THOSE WOMEN, AND UNFORTUNATELY FOR MY POOR 227 00:14:52,592 --> 00:15:04,637 HUSBAND, MARK CONSUELOS, WHO IS A GREAT HERO IN THIS STORY >> Jimmy: I LOVE MARK. 228 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:09,209 >> HE REALLY IS A HERO NO WONDER HE'S BEEN PROMOTING THIS BOOK SO MUCH. 229 00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:12,645 HE'S THE HERO OF THE STORY >> Jimmy: HE COMES OFF FANTASTICALLY COOL IN EVERY 230 00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:15,682 STORY. HE COMES OFF LIKE, WOW >> YOU KNOW, I HAD -- SORRY 231 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:20,153 EVERYONE IF YOU'RE HAVING YOUR DESSERT RIGHT NOW. BUT HE -- I HAD AN OVARIAN 232 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:26,726 CYST I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD AN OVARIAN CYST 233 00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:34,267 AND DURING -- DURING THE LOVE-MAKING I JUMPED UP, FELL, AND HIT MY HEAD. 234 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:38,638 AND HE DID NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO HE PANICKED. >> Jimmy: SO EVERYONE -- THE 235 00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:40,540 STORY IS, I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW, THE HEADLINE IS "HE WAS SO GOOD IN BED THAT YOU 236 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,542 PASSED OUT." [ LAUGHTER ] >> THE HEADLINE HAS GOTTEN 237 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:46,379 PICKED UP EVERYWHERE >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE HEADLINE. >> IS THAT MY HUSBAND IS SO, 238 00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:51,618 SO - >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH * 239 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:58,792 >> YES, THANK YOU. DO THE PORNO MUSIC >> Jimmy: THAT YOU JUST PASSED 240 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,427 OUT. >> THAT I PASSED OUT >> Jimmy: AND HAD TO BE RUSHED 241 00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:05,398 TO THE HOSPITAL. >> BUT, THE STORY IS THAT I PASSED OUT, I HIT MY HEAD. 242 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:11,404 HE CALLS 911 AND THEN DRESSES ME INCREDIBLY BADLY. [ LAUGHTER ] 243 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:13,807 >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO TELL THIS BECAUSE THIS IS THE PART OF THE STORY THAT MADE ME LAUGH 244 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:20,280 WHAT WERE YOU WEARING? >> SHE SNAKES ME INTO A CAPEZIO BALLET LEOTARD 245 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:24,084 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE DIDN'T HAVE SWEATPANTS OR ANYTHING 246 00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:26,720 >> YES, I DID. I HAD A WHOLE CLOSET FULL OF SWEATPANTS AND T-SHIRTS. 247 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:30,223 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO YOU WERE WEARING A LEOTARD >> SNAKES ME INTO A BALLET 248 00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:35,228 LEOTARD. THEN HE PUTS ON HIS SIDE SNAPS SOCCER PANTS IN CASE WE NEED TO 249 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:40,600 PICK UP A GAME SOMEWHERE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE'S JUST GOING TO 250 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,435 RIP THEM RIGHT OFF >> AND THEN THE PIECE DE RESISTANCE ARE THE PATTENT 251 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:50,076 LEATHER RED MANOLO BLAHNIK PLATFORM HEELS [ LAUGHTER ] 252 00:16:50,076 --> 00:16:56,116 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE BEING PUT ON THE BACK OF AN AMBULANCE WEARING HEELS AND SOCCER PANTS 253 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,984 >> I'M BEING PUT IN THE BACK OF AN AMBULANCE WEARING HEELS AND THEY'RE LIKE, YOU KNOW, THE 254 00:16:57,984 --> 00:17:01,588 PARAMEDICS ARE LIKE, A A PROSTITUTE HAS DIED. [ LAUGHTER ] 255 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:04,758 WE DON'T KNOW. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD THAT WAS ONE OF YOUR TITLES OF 256 00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:09,029 THE BOOK >> YEAH. SO IF YOU LIKE STORIES ABOUT 257 00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:15,235 SEX AND ROMANCE -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH 258 00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:17,871 NO, IT'S ALSO STORIES ABOUT FAMILY, BUT ALSO YOUR CAREER, GETTING STARTED. 259 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:25,211 I MEAN, AND HOW HARD IT IS >> IT'S HARD, YEAH IT WAS A LABOR OF LOVE 260 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,814 I KEEP SAYING IT'S LIKE GIVING BIRTH, BUT NOBODY OFFERS YOU ANY PAINKILLERS AT ANY TIME 261 00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:33,186 DURING THE PROCESS >> Jimmy: OF WRITING BOOK. >> OF WRITING A BOOK 262 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:36,289 AND, YOU KNOW, YOU WERE REMARKING ABOUT FINAL CHAPTER IN THE BOOK, AND I WANT YOU TO 263 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,124 KNOW THAT YOU'RE GOING TO BLINK AND PEOPLE TOLD US THIS, YOU'RE GOING TO BLINK AND YOUR 264 00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:42,796 CHILDREN ARE GOING TO BE GROWN AND OUT OF THE NEST, AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THE TIME WENT 265 00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:48,902 THAT'S REALLY WHAT THE STORY IS IT'S ABOUT ENDURANCE, ENDURANCE 266 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,670 AS A COUPLE, ENDURANCE AS A WORK PERSON, ENDURANCE IN YOUR CAREERS, ENDURANCE IN JUST 267 00:17:50,670 --> 00:18:03,016 RAISING YOUR FAMILY. IT'S A STORY OF ENDURANCE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND KEEP GOING 268 00:18:03,016 --> 00:18:04,818 >> AND MAKE SURE YOU PICK OUT CLOTHES JUST IN CASE YOU PASS OUT WHILE HAVING SEX, IN CASE 269 00:18:04,818 --> 00:18:10,323 OF AN EMERGENCY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I DO LOVE THAT WHEN I 270 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:16,796 PICK UP A BOOK I SOMETIMES LIKE TO GO TO THE LAST LINE, WHICH I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T DO. 271 00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:20,066 >> I DO THAT ALL THE TIME. >> Jimmy: BUT IT'S BEAUTIFUL IT'S A GOOD LAST LINE. 272 00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:22,702 CAN I SAY IT >> YEAH, OF COURSE SAY IT 273 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:24,537 >> Jimmy: IT'S MARK SAYING TO YOU, "THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING. 274 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:29,142 >> YEAH. I TOLD YOU, HE'S THE HERO OF THIS STORY 275 00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:31,544 >> Jimmy: "THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING" IS, LIKE, LOOK AT WHAT WE MADE, LOOK AT OUR LIFE 276 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,179 OUR KIDS ARE NOW IN SCHOOL, THEY'RE HAPPY, THEY'RE HEALTHY, AND LET'S JUST ENJOY 277 00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:38,118 EVERYTHING >> THEY'RE PISSED THAT KID CUDI IS HERE AND THEY ARE NOT HERE. 278 00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:41,921 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY'RE A LITTLE UPSET 279 00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:47,394 BUT ONE THING I LEARNED FROM YOU FROM THIS BOOK IS THAT WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON 280 00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:51,765 ON OUR BIRTHDAYS, WE BOTH HAVE CARVEL ICE CREAM CAKES >> WE SURE DO. 281 00:18:51,765 --> 00:18:53,667 >> Jimmy: AND I FIGURED, SINCE IT'S KIND OF YOUR BIRTHDAY, IT'S PUBLISHING DAY, YOUR BOOK 282 00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:58,438 IS NOW OUT, YOUR BOOK'S BIRTHDAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 283 00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:02,142 I GOT A CARVEL FUDGIE THE WHALE. >> THANK YOU 284 00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:04,544 MY FAVORITE. >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO LIGHT IT 285 00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:07,180 I WANT YOU TO MAKE A WISH. THERE WE GO, I'M GOING TO LIGHT IT 286 00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:10,684 MAKE A WISH AND IT'S GOING TO COME TRUE. DON'T TELL ME WHAT IT IS 287 00:19:10,684 --> 00:19:13,853 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. I LOVE IT. 288 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:18,324 RIGHT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> ARE WE DOING IT 289 00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:19,626 >> Jimmy: KELLY RIPA RIGHT HERE CONGRATS ON THE BOOK 290 00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:21,761 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU DESERVE IT WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL TALK 291 00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:28,268 ABOUT "LIVE WIRE: LONG-WINDED SHORT STORIES. WE'RE GONNA PLAY A FUN GAME. 292 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:40,146 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 293 00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:43,350 >> Jimmy: YOU GO, "HERE'S THE MOVIE MOM. BUT YOU CAN'T SEE THIS 294 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:46,052 JUST TRUST ME IT'S GOOD. >> YEAH, YEAH. BUT SHE WAS HEARING ALL THESE 295 00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:47,854 GOOD THINGS ABOUT IT AND SHE WAS JUST LIKE "MAN, I WANT TO SEE IT." 296 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:51,124 AND I WAS LIKE, "WELL LET ME HIT UP TI WEST AND SEE IF IT'S POSSIBLE TO MAKE, LIKE A MOMMY 297 00:19:51,124 --> 00:19:56,129 HIT UP TI WEST AND SEE IF IT'S POSSIBLE TO MAKE, LIKE A MOMMY EDIT OF THE MOVIE. 298 00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:12,078 WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH KELLY RIPA RIGHT HERE. THE BOOK IS OUT RIGHT NOW. 299 00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:17,851 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IN HONOR OF YOUR BOOK "LIVE WIRE: LONG-WINDED SHORT 300 00:20:17,851 --> 00:20:21,154 STORIES," I THOUGHT WE COULD PUT OUR TALKING SKILLS TO THE TEST IN A NEW GAME CALLED "THE 301 00:20:21,154 --> 00:20:22,756 PUT OUR TALKING SKILLS TO THE TEST IN A NEW GAME CALLED "THE LONG-WINDED CHALLENGE. 302 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:25,091 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 303 00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:32,399 * LONG-WINDED CHALLENGE * >> THIS GAME -- THIS GAME IS 304 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:36,336 SURE TO BE A HIT >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW IT IS HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. 305 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:41,574 YOU'LL LIKE THIS EACH OF US TAKES TURNS PICKING A CARD WITH A TOPIC ON IT. 306 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,610 WHATEVER TOPIC YOU GET, YOU HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN WITHOUT TAKING 307 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:49,983 ANY BREAKS IF YOU PAUSE OR SAY, "UM," YOU WILL BE BUZZED 308 00:20:49,983 --> 00:20:52,619 >> I SAY, "UM," CONSTANTLY >> Jimmy: NOT IN THIS GAME >> OKAY. 309 00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:54,387 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHOEVER CAN TALK THE LONGEST WINS 310 00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:56,656 ARE YOU READY FOR THIS >> READY >> Jimmy: OKAY 311 00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:58,758 I'M GOING TO GO FIRST. >> OKAY, YOU GO FIRST. >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE WHAT MY 312 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:03,897 SUBJECT IS SUBMARINES [ LAUGHTER ] 313 00:21:03,897 --> 00:21:09,936 OKAY, CAN WE GET A TIMER I LOVE SUBMARINES. THEY'RE ALMOST LIKE BOATS, BUT 314 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:12,639 THEY'RE UNDERWATER AND THERE WAS THAT ONE MOVIE WITH ALEC BALDWIN AND 315 00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:17,644 SEAN CONNERY AND THEY WERE FIGHTING THE RUSSIANS 316 00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:19,746 IT WAS CRAZY I LOVED IT SO MUCH, BUT I KIND OF WISH IT WAS IN A BOAT 317 00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:24,417 BECAUSE IT WOULD BE A FUN SUMMER MOVIE WHERE THEY'RE ON A BOAT 318 00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:27,387 TOGETHER -- SEAN CONNERY AND ALEC BALDWIN I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT, UH, 319 00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:29,255 BUT I DIDN'T SEE THAT. [ BUZZER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 320 00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:34,828 [ SAD TUBA ] I COULD OF THOUGHT OF SUBWAY -- SUBMARINE SANDWICH 321 00:21:34,828 --> 00:21:37,864 >> SO THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, I WAS LIKE SUBMARINE IS A SANDWICH 322 00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:40,934 WHY IS HE GOING WITH THAT? >> Jimmy: I KNOW, I SHOULD HAVE GONE SANDWICH. 323 00:21:40,934 --> 00:21:44,437 I COULD HAVE TALKED SO MUCH ABOUT SUBMARINE SANDWICHES I KNOW, I WENT WITH THAT THING 324 00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:47,707 >> I'M GOING TO SAY "UM" IN THREE SECONDS BECAUSE IT ONLY TAKES THAT LONG. 325 00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:51,111 >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE WHAT YOUR WORD IS. WHAT IF IT'S "UM." 326 00:21:51,111 --> 00:21:55,115 >> THE WORD IS NEW JERSEY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 327 00:21:55,115 --> 00:21:56,783 >> I LOVE NEW JERSEY BECAUSE IT IS THE GARDEN STATE. A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE 328 00:21:56,783 --> 00:22:05,091 THAT NEW JERSEY WAS FOUNDED BY OUR FOREFATHERS -- >> Jimmy: ARE YOU BRITISH? 329 00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:07,060 >> -- MANY YEARS AGO. [ BUZZER ] >> Jimmy: DON'T GIVE HER THE 330 00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:10,130 BUZZER ON THAT HEY, THAT'S NOT FAIR DON'T GIVE HER THE BUZZ ON 331 00:22:10,130 --> 00:22:13,500 THAT I INTERRUPTED HER. THAT'S NOT FAIR. 332 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:18,872 SHE WAS TELLING A BEAUTIFUL BRITISH STORY ABOUT NEW JERSEY >> NOBODY SAID THAT I WAS NOT 333 00:22:18,872 --> 00:22:24,678 TO USE A BRITISH ACCENT AT ANY POINT IN THIS STORY. THERE ARE TWO PARTS OF 334 00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:31,084 NEW JERSEY NORTH JERSEY AND I LIKE TO CALL THE SUPERIOR SOUTH JERSEY. 335 00:22:31,084 --> 00:22:33,186 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD >> NEAR PHILADELPHIA, WE ARE PHILADELPHIA ADJACENT, AND, 336 00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:39,192 THEREFORE, WE OWN ROCKY BALBOA >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 337 00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:45,098 >> NEW JERSEY IS FAMOUS FOR ITS TRUCK STOPS, REST STOPS, WAWAs, 7-ELEVENS. 338 00:22:45,098 --> 00:22:52,205 AND OF COURSE -- >> Jimmy: WHAT [ BUZZER ] 339 00:22:52,205 --> 00:22:54,741 [ SAD TUBA ] THAT'S NOT BAD PP ROCKY BALBOA? 340 00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:56,276 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT >> I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD TO TALK ABOUT NEW JERSEY, 341 00:22:56,276 --> 00:22:58,912 WHICH EVENTUALLY LEADS TO PHILADELPHIA >> Jimmy: YOU CRUSHED ME ON 342 00:22:58,912 --> 00:23:02,148 THAT ONE OKAY, IT IS TIME FOR THE FINAL ROUND. 343 00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:07,420 FOR THIS WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE SAME TOPIC, BUT ALTERNATE EVERY FIVE SECONDS 344 00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:08,822 >> EVERY FIVE SECONDS, >> Jimmy: SO WHEN WE HEAR THE DING - 345 00:23:08,822 --> 00:23:11,891 [ DING ] --WELL ALTERNATE. THE OTHER PERSON HAS TO 346 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,760 CONTINUE WHERE THE OTHER PERSON LEFT OFF AND KEEP GOING UNTIL WHOEVER MESSES UP -- 347 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:18,565 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: OKAY, BUD. >> READY 348 00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:21,835 >> Jimmy: WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TALK ABOUT, OH, APPLES. APPLES 349 00:23:21,835 --> 00:23:25,238 >> APPLES. >> Jimmy: OKAY I CAN DO THIS. 350 00:23:25,238 --> 00:23:29,376 REMEMBER, SWITCHING OFF EVERY FIVE SECONDS SO, I'LL START US OFF. 351 00:23:29,376 --> 00:23:32,078 I LOVE APPLES. SO MUCH. GREEN ONES 352 00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:36,383 RED ONES YELLOW ONES. [ DING ] 353 00:23:36,383 --> 00:23:41,388 >> GRANNY SMITH APPLES ARE THE GREATEST APPLES IN ALL OF THE ORCHARD. 354 00:23:41,388 --> 00:23:44,457 [ DING ] >> Jimmy: OF COURSE THE APPLE ORIGINATED BY JOHNNY APPLESEED 355 00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:47,460 [ DING ] >> DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU COULD SHOOT AN APPLE OFF OF SOMEONE'S 356 00:23:47,460 --> 00:23:52,399 HEAD WITH NOTHING MORE [ DING ] >> Jimmy: DO I KNOW OR HAVE I 357 00:23:52,399 --> 00:23:54,734 EXPERIENCED IT YES, OF COURSE, I'VE GOTTEN AN APPLE SHOT OFF MY HEAD 358 00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:57,470 [ DING ] >> YOU CAN USE GRENADE TO BLOW UP A WHOLE ORCHARD OF APPLES 359 00:23:57,470 --> 00:24:01,041 [ DING ] >> Jimmy: NOW YOU'RE SPEAKING ABOUT APPLESAUCE, THAT'S HOW IT 360 00:24:01,041 --> 00:24:04,911 WAS INVENTED [ DING ] >> I LIKE APPLE PIE, NOT JUST 361 00:24:04,911 --> 00:24:08,615 SAUCE. [ DING ] >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU 362 00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:11,117 THE WIN ON THIS. COME ON. KELLY RIPA 363 00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:13,420 [ DINGING [ APPLAUSE ] THE BRITISH ACCENT -- WHY DID 364 00:24:13,420 --> 00:24:15,522 THE BRITISH ACCENT COME OUT? >> IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO ENJOY IT 365 00:24:15,522 --> 00:24:17,357 >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO DO IT I LOVE YOU 366 00:24:17,357 --> 00:24:18,892 KELLY RIPA HER BOOK "LIVE WIRE: LONG-WINDED SHORT STORIES" IS 367 00:24:18,892 --> 00:24:21,695 AVAILABLE NOW WHEREVER BOOKS ARE SOLD WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 368 00:24:21,695 --> 00:24:24,264 KID CUDI COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 369 00:24:24,264 --> 00:24:50,857 * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A GRAMMY WINNING MUSICIAN AND 370 00:24:50,857 --> 00:24:56,429 TALENTED ACTOR HIS NEW ALBUM "ENTERGALACTIC" COMES OUT ON FRIDAY. 371 00:24:56,429 --> 00:24:59,099 HE HAS A TV SPECIAL ALSO CALLED "ENTERGALACTIC" PREMIERING FRIDAY ON NETFLIX. 372 00:24:59,099 --> 00:25:01,534 FRIDAY ON NETFLIX. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME KID CUDI 373 00:25:03,036 --> 00:25:17,951 * 374 00:25:17,951 --> 00:25:20,620 >> Jimmy: COME ON, BUDDY >> ROOTS >> Jimmy: IT IS GREAT TO SEE 375 00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:23,757 YOU. WE LOVE IT WHEN YOU COME BY. ALWAYS LOOKING GOOD, BUD 376 00:25:23,757 --> 00:25:26,393 >> I LOVE BEING HERE, MAN. >> Jimmy: ALWAYS A STUD. BY THE WAY, SPEAKING OF STUDS, 377 00:25:26,393 --> 00:25:29,329 LOOK AT THIS COVER OF "ESQUIRE." IF ANY ONE SAW THIS. 378 00:25:29,329 --> 00:25:30,964 LOOK AT THIS HEY, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 379 00:25:30,964 --> 00:25:37,070 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NO, JUST WAIT. AND I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I'M 380 00:25:37,070 --> 00:25:40,473 GOING TO SHOW. I'M READING YOU. I GO, "OH, COOL, I SAW." 381 00:25:40,473 --> 00:25:43,343 AND THEN WE HAD THE PAGE MARKED AND BLOCKED OFF AS WELL BECAUSE -- 382 00:25:43,343 --> 00:25:47,247 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT IS GOING THROUGH YOUR MIND WHEN YOU GO, "OH, MAYBE I'LL 383 00:25:47,247 --> 00:25:53,920 TRY THIS?" >> YEAH. I WAS A FAN OF THE PHOTO 384 00:25:53,920 --> 00:26:03,129 IT WAS INSPIRED BY THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU ARE 385 00:26:03,129 --> 00:26:06,299 FAMILIAR WITH THE PHOTO. THEY USED TO PUT ON SHOWS WEARING JUST ONLY A SOCK ALL 386 00:26:06,299 --> 00:26:10,537 THE TIME YOU KNOW, I JUST WANTED SOMETHING KIND OF LIKE SHOCKING 387 00:26:10,537 --> 00:26:15,342 FOR THIS COVER >> Jimmy: YOU GOT IT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT ALSO THE 388 00:26:15,342 --> 00:26:19,045 ALBUM. WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THIS I LOVE THE COVER ART RIGHT 389 00:26:19,045 --> 00:26:24,217 HERE GORGEOUS BUT ALSOM YOU WERE IN A MOVIE 390 00:26:24,217 --> 00:26:30,490 EARLIER THIS YEAR CALLED "X. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I KNOW THAT YOUR MOM 391 00:26:30,490 --> 00:26:36,896 IS A GIANT FAN OF YOUR STUFF, AND YOU GO, "WELL, MAYBE, MOM, YOU CAN'T SEE THIS ONE." 392 00:26:36,896 --> 00:26:39,666 >> THIS ONE I WAS LIKE, "NO, YOU CAN'T. >> Jimmy: I MEAN -- "ESQUIRE" 393 00:26:39,666 --> 00:26:44,938 PICTURE IS NOTHING >> NO. I MEAN, SHE'S SEEN "ESQUIRE," 394 00:26:44,938 --> 00:26:48,141 BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE THINKS ABOUT THAT ONE PHOTO. SHE KIND OF LIKE DIDN'T SAY 395 00:26:48,141 --> 00:26:51,444 ANYTHING ABOUT IT. >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE ONE THING THAT SHE CAN'T SEE 396 00:26:51,444 --> 00:26:56,249 YOU GO, "HERE'S THE MOVIE, MOM, BUT YOU CAN'T SEE THIS JUST TRUST ME, IT'S GOOD." 397 00:26:56,249 --> 00:26:58,752 >> YEAH. BUT SHE WAS HEARING ALL THESE GOOD THINGS ABOUT IT AND, YOU 398 00:26:58,752 --> 00:27:03,390 KNOW, SHE WAS JUST LIKE, "MAN, I WANT TO SEE IT." AND I WAS, LIKE, "WELL, LET ME 399 00:27:03,390 --> 00:27:10,764 HIT UP TI WEST AND SEE IF IT'S POSSIBLE TO MAKE LIKE, A MOMMY EDIT OF THE MOVIE -- 400 00:27:10,764 --> 00:27:14,267 [ LAUGHTER ] --THAT HAS NO SEX INCLUDED AT ALL, AND IT'S JUST NOTHING BUT 401 00:27:14,267 --> 00:27:19,639 GORE AND MADNESS." AND HE SAID, "LET ME SEE WHAT I CAN DO." 402 00:27:19,639 --> 00:27:21,574 AND HE HIT ME UP TWO DAYS LATER, AND HE WAS LIKE, "WHAT'S YOUR MOM'S ADDRESS I'M GOING TO 403 00:27:21,574 --> 00:27:26,846 SEND IT TO HER HOUSE?" >> Jimmy: NO WAY >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 404 00:27:26,846 --> 00:27:30,250 >> Jimmy: SO, HE REALLY MADE A A MOM EDIT JUST FOR YOU. >> HE MADE A MOMMY EDIT. 405 00:27:30,250 --> 00:27:33,286 I CALL IT THE MOMMY EDIT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD MAN. 406 00:27:33,286 --> 00:27:35,188 [ APPLAUSE ] THAT'S A GOOD DUDE RIGHT THERE I NEVER HEARD THE WORD 407 00:27:35,188 --> 00:27:40,960 "ENTERGALACTIC" BEFORE AS ONE WORD BUT YOU WERE TELLING ME 408 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,696 BACKSTAGE, YOU GO, "YEAH, I THINK I ACTUALLY CREATED A A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE AS WELL 409 00:27:42,696 --> 00:27:50,337 WITH MY DAUGHTER." >> OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND I GO WHAT ARE YOU 410 00:27:50,337 --> 00:27:54,074 TALKING ABOUT? YOU SHOWED ME THIS IT WAS VERY INTERESTING. 411 00:27:54,074 --> 00:27:56,142 DO YOU HAVE A NAME FOR THE LANGUAGE YET >> NO, NOT YET 412 00:27:56,142 --> 00:27:58,445 >> Jimmy: NO, BECAUSE IT'S JUST STARTING REALLY. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 413 00:27:58,445 --> 00:28:00,180 >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE MEEPING ALMOST >> YEAH, KIND OF LIKE 414 00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:03,783 ROADRUNNER >> Jimmy: YEAH, LIKE "MEEP, MEEP." 415 00:28:03,783 --> 00:28:05,752 >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO IT JUST STARTED WITH WHAT? 416 00:28:05,752 --> 00:28:12,859 HOW DID THIS START MEEPING >> WELL, I SEND MY DAUGHTER SILLY MESSAGES ALL THE TIME. 417 00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:18,131 SOMETIMES I'LL JUST SEND HER VOICE NOTES WHERE I'M LIKE -- FOR NO REASON. 418 00:28:18,131 --> 00:28:21,301 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SOUNDS LIKE A GOAT IN PAIN 419 00:28:21,301 --> 00:28:24,671 >> AND SHE'S JUST LIKE, "HI, DADDY. YOU KNOW 420 00:28:24,671 --> 00:28:26,673 BUT I WAS LIKE, "MAN, I JUST WANT TO SEND HER SOMETHING I JUST WANT TO PLAY WITH HER 421 00:28:26,673 --> 00:28:34,047 AND SEE IF SHE CAN PICK UP ON IT." AND I SENT HER, "MEEP, MEEP. 422 00:28:34,047 --> 00:28:37,917 AND SHE RESPONDED, "MEEP." SO, I KEPT GOING WITH IT AND I WAS LIKE -- "MEEP, MEEP 423 00:28:37,917 --> 00:28:41,621 MORPUS." AND THEN SHE RESPONDED, "MEEP, MEEP, MORPUS, MORPUS." 424 00:28:41,621 --> 00:28:45,759 I WAS LIKE, "OKAY, OKAY. SPICE IT UP A LITTLE BIT." "MEEP MEEPS POOS 425 00:28:45,759 --> 00:28:49,929 MEEPS POOPIS MORPUS. [ LAUGHTER ] MEANING LIKE, I [ BLEEP ] MY 426 00:28:49,929 --> 00:28:53,066 PANTS. >> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. AGAIN, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO 427 00:28:53,066 --> 00:28:57,137 EDIT A LOT OF THINGS FOR YOUR MOM. [ LAUGHTER ] 428 00:28:57,137 --> 00:29:01,007 THIS IS THE THING. THIS IS ACTUALLY A TEXT FROM YOU AND YOUR DAUGHTER. 429 00:29:01,007 --> 00:29:01,708 THIS IS ACTUALLY A TEXT FROM YOU AND YOUR DAUGHTER. >> YEAH. 430 00:29:09,215 --> 00:29:13,553 THAT'S, "I LOVE YOU. AND SHE SAYS, "I LOVE YOU TOO. 431 00:29:13,553 --> 00:29:18,458 AND THEN THANKS. "THANKS MU MEEPS." AND THEN SHE SAYS, "MOO MULEM. 432 00:29:18,458 --> 00:29:22,829 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU'RE WELCOME, YEAH "MIMI MEE PIECE," WHICH I THINK 433 00:29:22,829 --> 00:29:25,899 MEANS VERY FUNNY [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S TALK ABOUT 434 00:29:25,899 --> 00:29:32,439 "ENTERGALACTIC," PLEASE. THIS IS YOUR TENTH STUDIO ALBUM. 435 00:29:32,439 --> 00:29:34,541 COMES OUT ON FRIDAY. ALSO, YOUR TV SPECIAL "ENTERGALACTIC" IS ON NETFLIX 436 00:29:34,541 --> 00:29:40,647 FRIDAY HOW DO THESE PROJECTS ABOUT AND WHICH ONE CAME FIRST 437 00:29:40,647 --> 00:29:43,583 >> WELL, THE MUSIC CAME FIRST. I WAS KIND OF, LIKE, BORED OF DOING THE SAME THING WITH 438 00:29:43,583 --> 00:29:45,418 ALBUMS, KIND OF RELEASING AN ALBUM, DOING TWO OR THREE MUSIC VIDEOS TOPS AND THAT WOULD BE 439 00:29:45,418 --> 00:29:46,720 THEN THAT WOULD BE THE END OF IT I WANTED SOMETHINGH-- JUST A 440 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:54,060 A BIGGER SPLASH THIS TIME AROUND, YOU KNOW AND I THOUGHT ABOUT THE IDEA TO 441 00:29:54,060 --> 00:30:04,371 SPLICE THE MUSIC WITH THE ANIMATION BUT HAVE THE MUSIC KIND OF NARRATE THE STORY. 442 00:30:04,371 --> 00:30:14,114 YOU KNOW, SOMETHING THAT HASN'T REALLY BEEN DONE BEFORE. >> Jimmy: YEAH 443 00:30:14,114 --> 00:30:18,485 >> YOU KNOW? AND THAT'S KIND OF WHY WE'VE BEEN CALLING IT A TV EVENT 444 00:30:18,485 --> 00:30:21,755 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE ALWAYS DOING SOMETHING DIFFERENT. I LOVE THAT YOU JUST KEEP 445 00:30:21,755 --> 00:30:24,357 GOING, SOMETHING ELSE, DIFFERENT. >> I TRY, MAN. 446 00:30:24,357 --> 00:30:26,292 I ALWAYS TRY TO PUSH IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND YOU GOT SOME GOOD FRIENDS THAT COME IN 447 00:30:26,292 --> 00:30:30,063 AND DO VOICES IN THIS SPECIAL. >> YEAH, YEAH. I JUST REACHED OUT TO PEOPLE I 448 00:30:30,063 --> 00:30:40,674 KNEW PEOPLE THAT I LOVE, AND SEE IF THEY WOULD DO A FAVOR FOR ME 449 00:30:40,674 --> 00:30:43,843 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, TIMOTHEE CHALAMET IS IN IT THAT'S FUN 450 00:30:43,843 --> 00:30:46,346 YOU JUST CALL, YOU SAY, "TIMOTHEE, LET'S DO THIS." >> YEAH, I WAS TALKING TO HIM 451 00:30:46,346 --> 00:30:48,214 ABOUT IT, AND HE SAID IT SOUNDED COOL AND OVER THE YEARS, WHEN THINGS 452 00:30:48,214 --> 00:30:50,083 STARTED TO PICK UP, I WAS LIKE, "HEY, MAN YOU'RE GOING TO GET AN OFFER ONE DAY TO DO THIS 453 00:30:50,083 --> 00:30:51,384 SHOW I WAS SERIOUS ABOUT YOU DOING THIS." 454 00:30:51,384 --> 00:30:54,421 AND HE'S LIKE, "I'M SERIOUS. I WANT TO DO IT. >> Jimmy: SO HE DID IT 455 00:30:54,421 --> 00:30:56,623 >> AND HE GOT THE SCRIPTS. WE SENT HIM EVERYTHING, HE LOVED IT 456 00:30:56,623 --> 00:30:58,758 CAUSE THAT'S THE THING, YOU KNOW, I NEVER WANT MY FRIENDS TO FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO LEAD 457 00:30:58,758 --> 00:31:05,065 THEM INTO SOME BULL[ BLEEP ] I KIND OF WANTED TO LET THEM KNOW THIS IS DOPE. 458 00:31:05,065 --> 00:31:07,767 >> Jimmy: YOU CAN TRUST ME >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO MAKE IT 459 00:31:07,767 --> 00:31:12,472 COOL CAN YOU EXPLAIN THE STORY ABOUT THE NETFLIX SPECIAL? 460 00:31:12,472 --> 00:31:14,140 >> WELL, PRETTY MUCH IT'S ABOUT -- IT STARTS WITH THIS GUY, JABARI, WHO JUST MOVED 461 00:31:14,140 --> 00:31:15,909 INTO HIS APARTMENT AND GOT A A NEW JOB WORKING AT THIS COMIC BOOK COMPANY TO DEVELOP HIS 462 00:31:15,909 --> 00:31:18,745 CHARACTER INTO A COMIC BOOK. HE MEETS THIS YOUNG LADY, MEADOW, WHO ENDS UP BEING HIS 463 00:31:18,745 --> 00:31:21,881 NEIGHBOR DOWN THE HALL FROM HIM. AND HE HAS, LIKE, THIS INSTANT 464 00:31:21,881 --> 00:31:34,994 CONNECTION WITH HER. AND THE SHOW IS PRETTY MUCH ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP, AND 465 00:31:34,994 --> 00:31:40,100 WILL THEY OR WON'T THEY, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH, I WANT TO SHOW 466 00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:42,535 EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S KID CUDI IN HIS NETFLIX SPECIAL "ENTERGALACTIC." 467 00:31:42,535 --> 00:31:44,571 HERE'S KID CUDI IN HIS NETFLIX SPECIAL "ENTERGALACTIC." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 468 00:31:49,476 --> 00:31:51,945 >> RIGHT UH, SO I JUST WANT TO APOLOGIZE 469 00:31:51,945 --> 00:31:54,681 FOR LAST NIGHT I FEEL SO BAD. I DID NOT MEAN FOR THINGS TO 470 00:31:54,681 --> 00:31:58,818 GET SO OUT OF CONTROL. >> IT'S ALL GOOD ALL GOOD 471 00:31:58,818 --> 00:32:02,422 I CAN'T BE MAD AT A FRIDAY NIGHT TURN-UP. BUT I CAN BE MAD AT YOUR MUSIC 472 00:32:02,422 --> 00:32:06,793 >> I'M SORRY >> YEAH. WAS THAT DREW HILL 473 00:32:06,793 --> 00:32:11,297 >> OKAY, PRE "THONG SONG" SISQO WAS FIRE >> YEAH, BUT NEVER POST "THONG 474 00:32:11,297 --> 00:32:16,202 SONG" SISQO. >> FAIR. >> Jimmy: POST "THONG SONG." 475 00:32:16,202 --> 00:32:20,907 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THONG, THONG, THONG, THONG, THONG. 476 00:32:20,907 --> 00:32:23,510 >> HOLD ON, HOLD ON, MAN WE LOVE SISQO. WE LOVE SISQO. 477 00:32:23,510 --> 00:32:26,146 DON'T GET IT TWISTED >> Jimmy: YEAH, DON'T GET IT TWISTED. 478 00:32:26,146 --> 00:32:28,348 KID CUDI, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "ENTERGALACTIC" IS ON NETFLIX 479 00:32:28,348 --> 00:32:30,950 THIS FRIDAY. THE NEW ALBUM "ENTERGALACTIC" IS ALSO OUT FRIDAY 480 00:32:30,950 --> 00:32:34,120 WHEN WE COME BACK, HE'S PERFORMING WITH TY DOLLA $IGN. KID CUDI 481 00:32:34,120 --> 00:33:01,715 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING HIS NEW 482 00:33:01,715 --> 00:33:04,784 SINGLE "WILLING TO TRUST" FROM HIS NEW ALBUM "INTERGALACTIC," GIVE IT UP FOR KID CUDI 483 00:33:04,784 --> 00:33:07,153 HIS NEW ALBUM "INTERGALACTIC," GIVE IT UP FOR KID CUDI FEATURING TY DOLLA $IGN. 484 00:33:08,221 --> 00:33:24,471 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 485 00:33:24,471 --> 00:33:39,986 * * IT'S THE DA I'VE BEEN WAITIN' FO 486 00:33:39,986 --> 00:33:47,427 AND I'M SETTIN' THE SCEN YOUR TOUCH PARALYZES ME * * IN THE MORNIN 487 00:33:47,427 --> 00:33:54,834 I DON'T WANT YOU TO GO SINCERELY YOURS, FOREVERMORE AND TEACH ME WHAT YOU KNOW * 488 00:33:54,834 --> 00:34:01,941 * AND I COUNT ON YO SHOW ME SOMETHING NEW, HONEY MM-M 489 00:34:01,941 --> 00:34:13,053 OH, TAKE CONTROL OF ME * * OH, OH-OH TAKE CONTROL OF ME 490 00:34:13,053 --> 00:34:19,125 OH, OH-O I'VE BEEN WILLING * * TO TRUST SOMEON 491 00:34:19,125 --> 00:34:26,866 AND I'VE BEEN WILLIN TO TRUST SOMEONE OH AND I'VE BEEN I'VE BEEN * 492 00:34:26,866 --> 00:34:36,509 * WILLING TO TRUST SOMEON AND I'VE BEEN I'VE BEE WILLING TO TRUST SOMEONE 493 00:34:36,509 --> 00:34:43,483 YEAH IF WE AIN'T GOT TRUST * * WE AIN'T GOT NOTHIN NOTHI IS THIS REALLY LOV 494 00:34:43,483 --> 00:34:47,654 WHAT IT'S BECOMIN' COMIN FUNNY HOW WE TURNED * * INTO SOMETHIN SOMETHI 495 00:34:47,654 --> 00:34:52,692 SAID YOU WASN'T EVEN LOOKIN' FOR A BOYFRIEN DON'T NEED NEW FRIENDS * 496 00:34:52,692 --> 00:34:55,862 * THAT SO CONFUSIN' NO, NO, NO LEFT YOUR EX 497 00:34:55,862 --> 00:35:01,634 THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER * * TRUST A MAN AGAIN NO, OH-O 498 00:35:01,634 --> 00:35:04,604 DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON M NAH OUT ON ME * * DON'T DO ME DIRTY 499 00:35:04,604 --> 00:35:08,842 LET'S MAKE THIS WORTH IT I'VE BEEN, WILLING TO TRUST SOMEONE * 500 00:35:08,842 --> 00:35:15,315 * AND I'VE BEEN WILLING TO TRUST SOMEONE OH, 501 00:35:15,315 --> 00:35:23,823 AND I'VE BEEN I'VE BEEN * * WILLING TO TRUST SOMEON OH, I AND I BEEN I'VE BEEN 502 00:35:23,823 --> 00:35:40,073 WILLING TO TRUST SOMEONE * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 503 00:35:40,073 --> 00:36:23,183 * * * 504 00:36:31,925 --> 00:36:41,234 OH, HOLD ON ME I GOT YOU DON'T WORRY, LOV OH, JUST LAY WITH ME * 505 00:36:41,234 --> 00:36:49,876 * I GOT YOU DON'T WORRY LOV OH, YOU'RE SO SWEE I GOT YOU, DON'T WORRY LOV 506 00:36:49,876 --> 00:36:59,819 RIGHT HERE IS WHERE I BE * * I GOT YOU DON'T WORRY LOV OH, HOLD ON ME 507 00:36:59,819 --> 00:37:08,695 I GOT YOU, DON'T WORRY, LOVE OH-OH, JUST LAY WITH ME * * I GOT YOU DON'T WORRY LOV 508 00:37:08,695 --> 00:37:18,038 OH, YOU'RE SO SWEE I GOT YOU, DON'T WORRY, LOVE RIGHT HERE IS WHERE I BE * 509 00:37:18,038 --> 00:37:25,078 * I GOT YOU DON'T WORRY LOV ALL THIS TIM I THOUGHT I'D NEVER FIND 510 00:37:25,078 --> 00:37:31,184 I GOT YOU DON'T WORRY LOVE * * SOME GIRL THA I CAN CALL MIN 511 00:37:31,184 --> 00:37:39,392 I GOT YOU, DON'T WORRY, LOVE OH, SO SILLY OF ME I GOT YOU DON'T WORRY LOVE * 512 00:37:39,392 --> 00:37:48,068 * OH, JUST HOLD ON ME * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 513 00:37:48,068 --> 00:37:53,073 >> Jimmy: OH, COME ON NOW. THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT TY DOLLA $IGN, GOOD TO SEE YOU, 514 00:37:53,073 --> 00:37:55,241 BUDDY. THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO MUCH KID CUDI 515 00:37:55,241 --> 00:37:58,311 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU BRO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 516 00:37:58,311 --> 00:38:02,248 >> Jimmy: KID CUDI TY DOLLAR $IGN "INTERGALACTIC" IS OUT THIS 517 00:38:02,248 --> 00:38:05,852 FRIDAY WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 518 00:38:05,852 --> 00:38:38,818 * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO KELLY RIPA, KID CUDI - 519 00:38:38,818 --> 00:38:42,322 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TY DOLLA $IGN, AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE FROM 520 00:38:42,322 --> 00:38:45,291 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA LADIES AND GENTLEMEN [ APPLAUSE ] 521 00:38:45,291 --> 00:38:48,128 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 522 00:38:48,128 --> 00:38:49,963 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. BYE BYE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE