>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - KELLY RIPA
KID CUDI MUSICAL GUEST KID CUDI FEATURING TY DOLLA $IGN,
AND THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1718 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
* *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME. ENJOY YOURSELVES THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING
HERE WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY.
YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS WELL GUYS, DUE TO HURRICANE
IAN, THE JANUARY 6th COMMITTEE JUST POSTPONED ITS PUBLIC HEARING THAT WAS SCHEDULED FOR
TOMORROW YEAH, ALL DAY TRUMP WAS PRAYING FOR A RAIN DELAY LIKE A PITCHER
FACING AARON JUDGE LIKE, "PLEASE. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEP, THE HEARING IS POSTPONED. THIS MORNING TRUMP WOKE UP LIKE KEVIN IN "HOME ALONE."
HE'S LIKE, "LIKE I MADE MY HEARING DISAPPEAR. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
SOME POLITICAL NEWS -- SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS SAID THAT HE HASN'T YET DECIDED
WHETHER HE WILL RUN FOR PRESIDENT AGAIN IN 2024. PEOPLE WERE LIKE, PRESIDENT OF
WHAT [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, BERNIE STILL HASN'T
DECIDED. MEANWHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS LIKE, "HOW MANY TIMES DO WE
HAVE TO DECIDE THIS? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "NO.
RIGHT NOW BIDEN IS THINKING, "PLEASE RUN SO I LOOK LIKE A A HOT, YOUNG STUD.
PLEASE." [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, WELL AHEAD OF MIDTERM
ELECTIONS, HOUSE G.O.P. LEADER KEVIN McCARTHY AND HOUSE REPUBLICANS PUT OUT A NEW AD
PROMOTING THEIR AGENDA BUT THERE BUT THERE WAS ONE PROBLEM -- SOME OF THE FOOTAGE
IN THE AD THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AMERICA WAS ACTUALLY FOOTAGE FROM RUSSIA.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S REAL. AND THAT WASN'T THE ONLY
MISTAKE. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS SPOT
FROM THE WHITE HOUSE TO THE
SPACE NEEDLE [ LAUGHTER ] FROM NEW YORK TO CINCINNATI.
[ LAUGHTER ] FROM THE LIBERTY BELL TO MOUNT RUSHMORE
[ LAUGHTER ] THIS NOVEMBER, SEND A MESSAGE TO PRESIDENT BIDEN
[ LAUGHTER ] VOTE REPUBLICAN. THIS HAS BEEN A MESSAGE FROM
KEVIN McCARTHY [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH THIS WAS -- IT'S
NOT EVEN CLOSE >> Steve: LITTLE, LITTLE BIT OF ERRORS
>> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF RUSSIA, I JUST HEARD THEY ANNOUNCED THEY'RE BOYCOTTING NEXT YEAR'S
OSCARS IT'S A TOUGH BREAK FOR RUSSIA'S BIGGEST MOVIE THIS YEAR, "I
ACTUALLY HAVE A LOT TO WORRY ABOUT, DARLING." [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU GUYS SEE THIS LAST NIGHT NASA INTENTIONALLY CRASHED A A SPACECRAFT INTO AN ASTEROID
TO SEE IF IT COULD STOP ONE COMING TOWARDS EARTH IN THE FUTURE
GO, NASA MEANWHILE, THE SPACE FORCE WAS LIKE, "COOL, COOL, SO WHAT
EXACTLY IS OUR ROLE AGAIN? LIKE, WHAT -- WHAT WHAT DO WE DO?"
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HEY, LSTEN TO THIS -- I HEARD THAT THE CIA JUST LAUNCHED ITS
OWN PODCAST. THE CIA WAS LIKE, "AFTER 75 YEARS OF LISTENING TO YOU,
NOW YOU CAN LISTEN TO US." [ LAUGHTER ] WELL GUYS, EVERYONE LOVES
TIKTOK, BUT SOMETIMES YOU JUST WANT TO SKIP THROUGH THE BORING PARTS OF THE VIDEO AND GET
RIGHT TO THE GOOD PART WELL IT TURNS OUT YOU CAN WITH THIS NEW THING THAT WE'RE DOING
ON OUR SHOW. FOR INSTANCE, IF YOU'RE WATCHING A VIDEO HERE, YOU CAN
SKIP THIS PART -
* >> Jimmy: AND GO RIGHT TO THIS
PART -
* [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: LET ME GIVE YOU ANOTHER EXAMPLE. YOU CAN SKIP THIS PART -
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: FISH TANK.
THE FINAL EXAMPLE, YOU CAN SKIP THIS PART --
TREADMILL VIDEO I DID JUST
RECENTLY >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND JUST GO RIGHT TO THIS PART -
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO JUST SO YOU KNOW THAT'S
AVAILABLE. SWITCHING GEARS, AHEAD OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON, MACY'S
ANNOUNCED PLANS TO HIRE MORE THAN 40,000 NEW WORKERS. SO DIVIDE THAT BETWEEN THE
REMAINING MACY'S LOCATIONS, AND YOU HAVE 40,000 PER STORE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS. IN AN EFFORT TO FIGHT THEFT, RETAILERS LIKE HOME DEPOT ARE
NOW LOCKING UP ITEMS THAT'S RIGHT, TRUST HOME DEPOT ON SECURITY WHEN THEY CAN'T
EVEN KEEP BIRDS OUT. [ LAUGHTER ] SOME TV NEWS, THE OTHER NIGHT
THERE WAS A NEW -- THERE'S ALWAYS BIRDS IN HOME DEPOT FLYING AROUND
>> Steve: COME ON, THERE ARE >> Jimmy: -- FLYING AROUND - >> Steve: WHAT'S THIS BIRD
DOING IN HERE? COME ON. IT'S NOT A BIRD STORE.
>> Jimmy: SOME TV NEWS, THE OTHER NIGHT THERE WAS AN ALL NEW EPISODE OF "CELEBRITY WHEEL
OF FORTUNE," AND ONE OF THE CONTESTANTS -- SNOOP DOGG -- HAD A LITTLE TROUBLE WITH SOME
OF THE PUZZLES THIS IS REAL CHECK THIS OUT
[ BELL DINGS ] >> SNOOP >> "SWALLOWING THE -- THE
KNOT"? [ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT -- NO, THAT'S NOT
RIGHT. [ BELL DINGS ] SNOOP?
>> "AIRPORT TEACHER. >> NO. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ BELL DINGS ] AND SNOOP? >> "TOILET ATLAS."
[ LAUGHTER ] >> I HAVE NO IDEA. [ BELL DINGS ]
>> AND IT'S SNOOP. >> "BAKING ONIONS. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ RIM SHOT ] [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: SOMETHING WAS BAKED
THAT NIGHT, IT WASN'T ONIONS ON THAT ONE [ LAUGHTER ]
FINALLY GUYS, IT IS TUESDAY. IT IS TIME FOR "WETWEET. HERE WE GO
* WETWEET WETWEET * >> Jimmy: WELCOME TO "WETWEET.
THIS IS WHERE WE AS A GROUP DECIDE SOMETHING WE SHOULD POST ON TWITTER
I'M GONNA SHOW YOU FIVE DIFFERENT TWEETS, AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO VOTE ON WHETHER YOU
LIKE EACH ONE OR NOT YOU ALL HAVE VOTING CLICKERS AT YOUR SEATS
I SEE PEOPLE SCRAMBLING FOR THEM, SHARING THEM EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN, SO IT'S
ALL GOING TO BE FINE YOU CAN VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM, YOU CAN VOTE FOR NONE OF THEM,
WHATEVER YOU WANT. AND WE'LL SEE THE RESULTS LIVE HIGGINS, YOU HAVE YOUR CLICKER
>> Steve: GOT IT >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. YOUR THUMB'S ALREADY ON NO
>> Steve: WELL [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WANNA BE POSITIVE.
>> Jimmy: WHY -- >> Steve: I WANNA BE POSITIVE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT WHY --
>> Steve: I'M GONNA PUT "NO" ON EVERY ONE. >> Jimmy: WHAT
YOU'RE GONNA SAY NO TO ALL OF THEM >> Steve: YEP, JUST SO -- TO BE
FAIR 'CAUSE TARIQ -- TARIQ'S GONNA GO "YES" -
>> Jimmy: TARIQ, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING >> Tariq: I VOTED -- I'M DONE.
I VOTED "YES" TO EVERYTHING. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: QUEST, I KNOW YOU'RE VERY POSITIVE. YOU ALWAYS VOTE "YES" FOR ALL
OF THEM. >> Questlove: ALWAYS "YES. >> Jimmy: YES.
>> Questlove: I LOVE MY JOB. >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
CLICKERS -- WHATEVER TWEET GETS THE MOST LIKES, WE WILL TWEET IT OUT LIVE ON THE SHOW, SO YOU
CAN ALL LIKE IT AND "WETWEET" IT >> Steve: NICE
>> Jimmy: IT'S A SHARED EXPERIENCE YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS?
THE FIRST TWEET IS, "THEY SHOULD MAKE THE APPLE REMOTE SMALLER, THINNER, AND HARDER TO
FIND." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] *
SOME PEOPLE LAUGHING, SOME PEOPLE JUST STONE -- STONE-FACED.
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW >> Steve: SOME PEOPLE DON'T
KNOW THEY SHOULD -- THEY SHOULDN'T DO - >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DON'T THINK
IT'S GONNA WORK. THE VOTES ARE IN LET'S SEE THE RESULTS.
>> Steve: OH, OH >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, NOT BAD NOT BAD.
100 -- * VERY HONEST AUDIENCE
>> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT, YEAH. >> Steve: LOT OF THAT --
>> Jimmy: WASN'T THE -- YEAH, WASN'T THE BEST, WASN'T THE WORST.
>> Steve: YEAH WAS FINE >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE THIS NEXT
ONE HERE IT SAYS "BIGFOOT SIGHTINGS AREN'T IMPRESSIVE.
TALK TO ME WHEN YOU MET A BABY NAMED CHERYL." [ LAUGHTER ]
* >> Steve: COME ON. THAT'S TRUE.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RARE. >> Steve: THAT'S FAIR. >> Jimmy: THAT'S A RARE
SIGHTING >> Steve: THAT'S A RARE BABY NAME NOWADAYS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S LIKE "WHAT -- WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR BABY?
"IT'S CHERYL." >> Steve: "CHERYL. >> Tariq: YEAH
>> Steve: GLADYS >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO
YOU CAST YOUR VOTES. LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. >> Steve: OH
>> Jimmy: OH, BARELY BETTER. * >> Steve: "CHERYL" -
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT -- BARELY BETTER - WE MIGHT NOT EVEN TWEET ONE OUT
TONIGHT. >> Steve: I KNOW >> Jimmy: WHO KNOWS?
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NEXT ONE HERE SAYS, "WITH BASEBALL, YOU HAVE TO GO TO AN
OUTING TO WATCH AN INNING. OH, THAT'S INTERESTING [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THAT ONE GOT - YOU CAN'T -- YOU CAN'T BOO THE JOKES.
JUST - THUMBS UP OR THUMBS DOWN PLEASE NO BOOING
I DON'T NEED AUDIBLE BOOING OF JOKES. I DON'T THINK WE NEED TO WAIT.
LET'S JUST SEE THE RESULTS THIS IS GOING TO BE A LANDSLIDE.
WOW. [ SAD TUBA ] >> Steve: WOW.
>> Jimmy: WOW. HERE WE GO THIS NEXT ONE SAYS, "HAVING
A PRINTER AT HOME IS GREAT IF YOU EVER NEED SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU SPIN INTO A BLINDING RAGE.
>> Steve: I'M GONNA SAY THIS ONE'S IS GOING TO WIN. >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT CONNECTING,
IT NEEDS INK HONEY, DO WE NEED TO MAKE ANY MORE CD-ROM LABELS
ALL RIGHT HERE WE GO SEE THE RESULTS. OH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * VERY NICE.
YOU'RE BEING VERY NICE TONIGHT >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: A VERY GIVING
AUDIENCE TONIGHT I APPRECIATE THAT. WE'RE DOWN TO OUR LAST ONE
HERE WE GO IT SAYS, "I LIKE HOW WE ALL COLLECTIVELY WERE, LIKE, ENOUGH WITH THE SELFIE STICKS.
CAST YOUR VOTE * THIS ONE, I FEEL BEST WITH THIS
ONE, I THINK I DON'T KNOW ALL RIGHT.
I THINK EVERYONE CAST THEIR VOTES. WE KNOW IF THIS IS GOING TO WIN
OR NOT LET'S SEE THE RESULTS HERE WHOA
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BY FAR, BY FAR THANK YOU.
>> Steve: WHOA >> Jimmy: THAT WAS BY FAR THE WINNER
I'M GOING TO POST THIS DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED,
GIVE IT A LIKE, GIVE IT A "WETWEET," AND ENJOY WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
KELLY RIPA IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KELLY RIPA, GREAT NEW BOOK
KID CUDI IS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT. WE'RE TALKING TO KID CUDI.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND HE'S PERFORMING WITH TY DOLLA $IGN.
STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KELLY RIPA
COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN SHOOT AN APPLE OFF OF SOMEONE'S HEAD WITH NOTHING --
>> Jimmy: DO I KNOW OR HAVE I EXPERIENCED IT YES, OF COURSE
I'VE GOTTEN AN APPLE SHOT OFF MY HEAD. >> YOU CAN USE A GRENADE TO
BLOW UP A WHOLE ORCHARD OF APPLES >> Jimmy: NOW YOU'RE SPEAKING
ABOUT APPLESAUCE AND THAT'S HOW IT WAS INVENTED. >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A
A SIX-TIME DAYTIME EMMY WINNER AND ONE HALF OF THE CO-HOSTING TEAM OF "LIVE WITH KELLY AND
RYAN." SHE'S ALSO WRITTEN THIS VERY ENTERTAINING NEW BOOK CALLED
"LIVE WIRE: LONG-WINDED SHORT STORIES," WHICH CAME OUT TODAY TODAY IS PUBLISHING DAY.
THAT'S A BIG DAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PLEASE WELCOME KELLY RIPA,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: KELLY.EE YOU ALWAYS FUN TO SEE YOU.U. HAVE WE DANCED TOGETHER BEFORE
I FEEL LIKE WE HAVE. >> WE'VE DANCED TOGETHER AT PARTIES, YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE A GOOD DANCER >> YOU'RE A GREAT DANCER >> Jimmy: REALLY
>> YES, I THINK YOU KNOW YOU ARE. >> Jimmy: I'M NOT, THOUGH.
>> NO, YOU'RE LIKE A QUADRUPLE THREAT >> Jimmy: NO, I WAS EXPOSED
BECAUSE I WAS AT A CONCERT AND I WAS DAD DANCING. >> YEAH, BUT BAD DANCING IS
STILL COOL DANCING BECAUSE IT'S DANCING THAT LED TO BABIES [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OKAY, GOOD I'LL TAKE THAT THANK YOU.
>> I MEAN, YOU KNOW. AS LONG AS YOU KNOW HOW TO DANCE ONE WAY, THAT'S ALL THAT
REALLY MATTERS >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
CONGRATS, "LIVE WIRE" IS OUT TODAY. >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: IT'S OUT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONGRATULATIONS.
I LOVE - >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I WANT TO GET INTO
ALL OF IT. THIS BECAUSE I LOVE THE COVER. >> OKAY.
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE COVER? >> Jimmy: YES, PLEASE. >> OKAY, SO I PICKED THIS
PHOTO. AND THIS IS MY DEMENTED BRAIN, TELL ME THIS IS NOT THE GENIUS
MARKETING STRATEGY I THOUGHT PEOPLE MIGHT THINK THIS IS SARAH JESSICA PARKER,
AND MAYBE THINK IT'S A BOOK ABOUT "SEX AND THE CITY" AND ACCIDENTALLY BUY IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU'RE SO FUNNY. >> TELL ME THAT'S NOT A GREAT
STRATEGY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU DID NOT THINK
LIKE THAT. >> I DID THINK LIKE THAT >> Jimmy: THEN WHY WOULD YOU
PUT -- WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST PUTRA >> BECAUSE PEOPLPLE ARE GOING TO THINK, OH, MY GOD, THAT'S SO
AMAZING, KELLY RIPA WROTE A BOOK ABOUT SARAH JESSICA PARKER
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I LOVE THE COLORS. I LOVE THE -- IT POPS.
I MEAN, WHEN YOU HOLD IT ON THE SUBWAY, WHAT'S UP? HE GETS IT
>> ARE YOU GOING TO CARRY IT ON THE SUBWAY >> Jimmy: HE GETS IT
YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING >> YES AND I LIKE THAT'S HOW YOU WALK
ON THE SUBWAY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DON'T EVEN
STAND IN THE WAY I WALK IN BETWEEN CARS I GOTTA GET TO MY DESTINATION.
>> I LOVE "SEX AND THE CITY. >> Jimmy: LIKE OH, MY GOD. I LOVE THE HONESTY OF IT
I THINK THE HUMOR IS GREAT >> THANKS. >> Jimmy: I LOVE ALSO
LONG-WINDED SHORT STORIES. VERY SELF-DEPRECATING AS WELL. >> WELL YOU KNOW ME, SO BELIEVE
IT OR NOT THEY CUT 200 PAGES OUT OF THIS BOOK I'M NOT KIDDING.
YOU'RE WELCOME, AMERICA. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: EVERYTHING HERE IS
ALL WHAT YOU WANT. THIS IS ALL THE JUICY STORIES. >> IT WAS A LOT HARDER THAN I
THOUGHT. I THOUGHT THAT BECAUSE I READ BOOKS THAT I COULD SOMEHOW
WRITE THEM [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND SPOILER ALERT, THEY'RE
REAL, REAL DIFFERENT >> Jimmy: YEAH, VERY HARD TO WRITE A BOOK
>> IT WAS REALLY HARD. AND YOU KNOW, THERE WERE TIMES I REALIZED I'M SUCH A POOR
TYPIST THAT I WOUND UP WRITING IT FREE HAND HALF THE TIME AND TRANSPOSING IT
IT WAS SO -- IT WAS DIFFICULT AND I HAD TO REALLY -- >> Jimmy: BUT YOUR PUBLISHER
SAID, HEY, DO YOU WANT A GHOST WRITER, SOMEONE WHO CAN WRITE THIS FOR YOU AND YOU SAID NO
IF I'M GOING TO DO THIS -- >> I'M GOING TO DO THIS MYSELF >> Jimmy: YEAH, GOOD FOR YOU
>> GOOD FOR ME, BUT ALSO DUMB ME BECAUSE I GOOGLED A THOUSAND TIMES HOW TO USE A SEMICOLON,
HOW TO USE A COLON [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I STILL DON'T KNOW
>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT EITHER. THERE WOULD BE DASHES IN ALL MY
BOOKS. >> I GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL, I SHOULD KNOW THIS [ BLEEP ]
[ LAUGHTER ] SORRY. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD
>> I SHOULD KNOW >> Jimmy: YOU SHOULD KNOW. >> ASKING MY KIDS AT 2:00 A.M.,
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO USE A A SEMICOLON? >> Jimmy: THERE'S SO MANY
FUNNY, GREAT STORIES HERE, AND A COUPLE ALREADY MADE HEADLINES.
ONE, THAT WE COULD SAY, THERE WAS ONE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND --
[ CLEARS THROAT YEAH - HAVING -
>> INTERCOURSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. [ LAUGHTER ]
DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT >> OF THE SEXUAL KIND. >> Jimmy: OF THE SEXUAL KIND
>> IT'S ACTUALLY A VERY -- IT SOUNDS SO CRASS. AND IT SOUNDS SO GROSS AND
SALACIOUS. AND IT IS ALL THOSE THINGS [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU. >> BUT AT THE HEART OF IT, IT'S ABOUT -- WE HAD JUST HAD A
A BABY AND I THINK THAT A LOT OF WOMEN THAT HAVE JUST HAD BABIES ARE
NEVER QUITE SURE WHAT GOES WHERE EVER AGAIN, OR HOW IT'S GOING TO WORK, OR WILL IT EVER
FEEL NORMAL. AND I WAS ONE OF THOSE WOMEN, AND UNFORTUNATELY FOR MY POOR
HUSBAND, MARK CONSUELOS, WHO IS A GREAT HERO IN THIS STORY >> Jimmy: I LOVE MARK.
>> HE REALLY IS A HERO NO WONDER HE'S BEEN PROMOTING THIS BOOK SO MUCH.
HE'S THE HERO OF THE STORY >> Jimmy: HE COMES OFF FANTASTICALLY COOL IN EVERY
STORY. HE COMES OFF LIKE, WOW >> YOU KNOW, I HAD -- SORRY
EVERYONE IF YOU'RE HAVING YOUR DESSERT RIGHT NOW. BUT HE -- I HAD AN OVARIAN
CYST I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD AN OVARIAN CYST
AND DURING -- DURING THE LOVE-MAKING I JUMPED UP, FELL, AND HIT MY HEAD.
AND HE DID NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO HE PANICKED. >> Jimmy: SO EVERYONE -- THE
STORY IS, I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW, THE HEADLINE IS "HE WAS SO GOOD IN BED THAT YOU
PASSED OUT." [ LAUGHTER ] >> THE HEADLINE HAS GOTTEN
PICKED UP EVERYWHERE >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE HEADLINE. >> IS THAT MY HUSBAND IS SO,
SO - >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH *
>> YES, THANK YOU. DO THE PORNO MUSIC >> Jimmy: THAT YOU JUST PASSED
OUT. >> THAT I PASSED OUT >> Jimmy: AND HAD TO BE RUSHED
TO THE HOSPITAL. >> BUT, THE STORY IS THAT I PASSED OUT, I HIT MY HEAD.
HE CALLS 911 AND THEN DRESSES ME INCREDIBLY BADLY. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO TELL THIS BECAUSE THIS IS THE PART OF THE STORY THAT MADE ME LAUGH
WHAT WERE YOU WEARING? >> SHE SNAKES ME INTO A CAPEZIO BALLET LEOTARD
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE DIDN'T HAVE SWEATPANTS OR ANYTHING
>> YES, I DID. I HAD A WHOLE CLOSET FULL OF SWEATPANTS AND T-SHIRTS.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO YOU WERE WEARING A LEOTARD >> SNAKES ME INTO A BALLET
LEOTARD. THEN HE PUTS ON HIS SIDE SNAPS SOCCER PANTS IN CASE WE NEED TO
PICK UP A GAME SOMEWHERE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE'S JUST GOING TO
RIP THEM RIGHT OFF >> AND THEN THE PIECE DE RESISTANCE ARE THE PATTENT
LEATHER RED MANOLO BLAHNIK PLATFORM HEELS [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE BEING PUT ON THE BACK OF AN AMBULANCE WEARING HEELS AND SOCCER PANTS
>> I'M BEING PUT IN THE BACK OF AN AMBULANCE WEARING HEELS AND THEY'RE LIKE, YOU KNOW, THE
PARAMEDICS ARE LIKE, A A PROSTITUTE HAS DIED. [ LAUGHTER ]
WE DON'T KNOW. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD THAT WAS ONE OF YOUR TITLES OF
THE BOOK >> YEAH. SO IF YOU LIKE STORIES ABOUT
SEX AND ROMANCE -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH
NO, IT'S ALSO STORIES ABOUT FAMILY, BUT ALSO YOUR CAREER, GETTING STARTED.
I MEAN, AND HOW HARD IT IS >> IT'S HARD, YEAH IT WAS A LABOR OF LOVE
I KEEP SAYING IT'S LIKE GIVING BIRTH, BUT NOBODY OFFERS YOU ANY PAINKILLERS AT ANY TIME
DURING THE PROCESS >> Jimmy: OF WRITING BOOK. >> OF WRITING A BOOK
AND, YOU KNOW, YOU WERE REMARKING ABOUT FINAL CHAPTER IN THE BOOK, AND I WANT YOU TO
KNOW THAT YOU'RE GOING TO BLINK AND PEOPLE TOLD US THIS, YOU'RE GOING TO BLINK AND YOUR
CHILDREN ARE GOING TO BE GROWN AND OUT OF THE NEST, AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THE TIME WENT
THAT'S REALLY WHAT THE STORY IS IT'S ABOUT ENDURANCE, ENDURANCE
AS A COUPLE, ENDURANCE AS A WORK PERSON, ENDURANCE IN YOUR CAREERS, ENDURANCE IN JUST
RAISING YOUR FAMILY. IT'S A STORY OF ENDURANCE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND KEEP GOING
>> AND MAKE SURE YOU PICK OUT CLOTHES JUST IN CASE YOU PASS OUT WHILE HAVING SEX, IN CASE
OF AN EMERGENCY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I DO LOVE THAT WHEN I
PICK UP A BOOK I SOMETIMES LIKE TO GO TO THE LAST LINE, WHICH I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T DO.
>> I DO THAT ALL THE TIME. >> Jimmy: BUT IT'S BEAUTIFUL IT'S A GOOD LAST LINE.
CAN I SAY IT >> YEAH, OF COURSE SAY IT
>> Jimmy: IT'S MARK SAYING TO YOU, "THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING.
>> YEAH. I TOLD YOU, HE'S THE HERO OF THIS STORY
>> Jimmy: "THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING" IS, LIKE, LOOK AT WHAT WE MADE, LOOK AT OUR LIFE
OUR KIDS ARE NOW IN SCHOOL, THEY'RE HAPPY, THEY'RE HEALTHY, AND LET'S JUST ENJOY
EVERYTHING >> THEY'RE PISSED THAT KID CUDI IS HERE AND THEY ARE NOT HERE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY'RE A LITTLE UPSET
BUT ONE THING I LEARNED FROM YOU FROM THIS BOOK IS THAT WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON
ON OUR BIRTHDAYS, WE BOTH HAVE CARVEL ICE CREAM CAKES >> WE SURE DO.
>> Jimmy: AND I FIGURED, SINCE IT'S KIND OF YOUR BIRTHDAY, IT'S PUBLISHING DAY, YOUR BOOK
IS NOW OUT, YOUR BOOK'S BIRTHDAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I GOT A CARVEL FUDGIE THE WHALE. >> THANK YOU
MY FAVORITE. >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO LIGHT IT
I WANT YOU TO MAKE A WISH. THERE WE GO, I'M GOING TO LIGHT IT
MAKE A WISH AND IT'S GOING TO COME TRUE. DON'T TELL ME WHAT IT IS
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. I LOVE IT.
RIGHT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> ARE WE DOING IT
>> Jimmy: KELLY RIPA RIGHT HERE CONGRATS ON THE BOOK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU DESERVE IT WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL TALK
ABOUT "LIVE WIRE: LONG-WINDED SHORT STORIES. WE'RE GONNA PLAY A FUN GAME.
COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: YOU GO, "HERE'S THE MOVIE MOM. BUT YOU CAN'T SEE THIS
JUST TRUST ME IT'S GOOD. >> YEAH, YEAH. BUT SHE WAS HEARING ALL THESE
GOOD THINGS ABOUT IT AND SHE WAS JUST LIKE "MAN, I WANT TO SEE IT."
AND I WAS LIKE, "WELL LET ME HIT UP TI WEST AND SEE IF IT'S POSSIBLE TO MAKE, LIKE A MOMMY
EDIT OF THE MOVIE.
WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH KELLY RIPA RIGHT HERE. THE BOOK IS OUT RIGHT NOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IN HONOR OF YOUR BOOK "LIVE WIRE: LONG-WINDED SHORT
STORIES," I THOUGHT WE COULD PUT OUR TALKING SKILLS TO THE TEST IN A NEW GAME CALLED "THE
LONG-WINDED CHALLENGE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
* LONG-WINDED CHALLENGE * >> THIS GAME -- THIS GAME IS
SURE TO BE A HIT >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW IT IS HERE'S HOW IT WORKS.
YOU'LL LIKE THIS EACH OF US TAKES TURNS PICKING A CARD WITH A TOPIC ON IT.
WHATEVER TOPIC YOU GET, YOU HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN WITHOUT TAKING
ANY BREAKS IF YOU PAUSE OR SAY, "UM," YOU WILL BE BUZZED
>> I SAY, "UM," CONSTANTLY >> Jimmy: NOT IN THIS GAME >> OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHOEVER CAN TALK THE LONGEST WINS
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS >> READY >> Jimmy: OKAY
I'M GOING TO GO FIRST. >> OKAY, YOU GO FIRST. >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE WHAT MY
SUBJECT IS SUBMARINES [ LAUGHTER ]
OKAY, CAN WE GET A TIMER I LOVE SUBMARINES. THEY'RE ALMOST LIKE BOATS, BUT
THEY'RE UNDERWATER AND THERE WAS THAT ONE MOVIE WITH ALEC BALDWIN AND
SEAN CONNERY AND THEY WERE FIGHTING THE RUSSIANS
IT WAS CRAZY I LOVED IT SO MUCH, BUT I KIND OF WISH IT WAS IN A BOAT
BECAUSE IT WOULD BE A FUN SUMMER MOVIE WHERE THEY'RE ON A BOAT
TOGETHER -- SEAN CONNERY AND ALEC BALDWIN I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT, UH,
BUT I DIDN'T SEE THAT. [ BUZZER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
[ SAD TUBA ] I COULD OF THOUGHT OF SUBWAY -- SUBMARINE SANDWICH
>> SO THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, I WAS LIKE SUBMARINE IS A SANDWICH
WHY IS HE GOING WITH THAT? >> Jimmy: I KNOW, I SHOULD HAVE GONE SANDWICH.
I COULD HAVE TALKED SO MUCH ABOUT SUBMARINE SANDWICHES I KNOW, I WENT WITH THAT THING
>> I'M GOING TO SAY "UM" IN THREE SECONDS BECAUSE IT ONLY TAKES THAT LONG.
>> Jimmy: LET'S SEE WHAT YOUR WORD IS. WHAT IF IT'S "UM."
>> THE WORD IS NEW JERSEY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
>> I LOVE NEW JERSEY BECAUSE IT IS THE GARDEN STATE. A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE
THAT NEW JERSEY WAS FOUNDED BY OUR FOREFATHERS -- >> Jimmy: ARE YOU BRITISH?
>> -- MANY YEARS AGO. [ BUZZER ] >> Jimmy: DON'T GIVE HER THE
BUZZER ON THAT HEY, THAT'S NOT FAIR DON'T GIVE HER THE BUZZ ON
THAT I INTERRUPTED HER. THAT'S NOT FAIR.
SHE WAS TELLING A BEAUTIFUL BRITISH STORY ABOUT NEW JERSEY >> NOBODY SAID THAT I WAS NOT
TO USE A BRITISH ACCENT AT ANY POINT IN THIS STORY. THERE ARE TWO PARTS OF
NEW JERSEY NORTH JERSEY AND I LIKE TO CALL THE SUPERIOR SOUTH JERSEY.
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD >> NEAR PHILADELPHIA, WE ARE PHILADELPHIA ADJACENT, AND,
THEREFORE, WE OWN ROCKY BALBOA >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>> NEW JERSEY IS FAMOUS FOR ITS TRUCK STOPS, REST STOPS, WAWAs, 7-ELEVENS.
AND OF COURSE -- >> Jimmy: WHAT [ BUZZER ]
[ SAD TUBA ] THAT'S NOT BAD PP ROCKY BALBOA?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT >> I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD TO TALK ABOUT NEW JERSEY,
WHICH EVENTUALLY LEADS TO PHILADELPHIA >> Jimmy: YOU CRUSHED ME ON
THAT ONE OKAY, IT IS TIME FOR THE FINAL ROUND.
FOR THIS WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE SAME TOPIC, BUT ALTERNATE EVERY FIVE SECONDS
>> EVERY FIVE SECONDS, >> Jimmy: SO WHEN WE HEAR THE DING -
[ DING ] --WELL ALTERNATE. THE OTHER PERSON HAS TO
CONTINUE WHERE THE OTHER PERSON LEFT OFF AND KEEP GOING UNTIL WHOEVER MESSES UP --
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: OKAY, BUD. >> READY
>> Jimmy: WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TALK ABOUT, OH, APPLES. APPLES
>> APPLES. >> Jimmy: OKAY I CAN DO THIS.
REMEMBER, SWITCHING OFF EVERY FIVE SECONDS SO, I'LL START US OFF.
I LOVE APPLES. SO MUCH. GREEN ONES
RED ONES YELLOW ONES. [ DING ]
>> GRANNY SMITH APPLES ARE THE GREATEST APPLES IN ALL OF THE ORCHARD.
[ DING ] >> Jimmy: OF COURSE THE APPLE ORIGINATED BY JOHNNY APPLESEED
[ DING ] >> DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU COULD SHOOT AN APPLE OFF OF SOMEONE'S
HEAD WITH NOTHING MORE [ DING ] >> Jimmy: DO I KNOW OR HAVE I
EXPERIENCED IT YES, OF COURSE, I'VE GOTTEN AN APPLE SHOT OFF MY HEAD
[ DING ] >> YOU CAN USE GRENADE TO BLOW UP A WHOLE ORCHARD OF APPLES
[ DING ] >> Jimmy: NOW YOU'RE SPEAKING ABOUT APPLESAUCE, THAT'S HOW IT
WAS INVENTED [ DING ] >> I LIKE APPLE PIE, NOT JUST
SAUCE. [ DING ] >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU
THE WIN ON THIS. COME ON. KELLY RIPA
[ DINGING [ APPLAUSE ] THE BRITISH ACCENT -- WHY DID
THE BRITISH ACCENT COME OUT? >> IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO ENJOY IT
>> Jimmy: THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO DO IT I LOVE YOU
KELLY RIPA HER BOOK "LIVE WIRE: LONG-WINDED SHORT STORIES" IS
AVAILABLE NOW WHEREVER BOOKS ARE SOLD WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
KID CUDI COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A GRAMMY WINNING MUSICIAN AND
TALENTED ACTOR HIS NEW ALBUM "ENTERGALACTIC" COMES OUT ON FRIDAY.
HE HAS A TV SPECIAL ALSO CALLED "ENTERGALACTIC" PREMIERING FRIDAY ON NETFLIX.
EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME KID CUDI
*
>> Jimmy: COME ON, BUDDY >> ROOTS >> Jimmy: IT IS GREAT TO SEE
YOU. WE LOVE IT WHEN YOU COME BY. ALWAYS LOOKING GOOD, BUD
>> I LOVE BEING HERE, MAN. >> Jimmy: ALWAYS A STUD. BY THE WAY, SPEAKING OF STUDS,
LOOK AT THIS COVER OF "ESQUIRE." IF ANY ONE SAW THIS.
LOOK AT THIS HEY, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NO, JUST WAIT. AND I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
GOING TO SHOW. I'M READING YOU. I GO, "OH, COOL, I SAW."
AND THEN WE HAD THE PAGE MARKED AND BLOCKED OFF AS WELL BECAUSE --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT IS GOING THROUGH YOUR MIND WHEN YOU GO, "OH, MAYBE I'LL
TRY THIS?" >> YEAH. I WAS A FAN OF THE PHOTO
IT WAS INSPIRED BY THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU ARE
FAMILIAR WITH THE PHOTO. THEY USED TO PUT ON SHOWS WEARING JUST ONLY A SOCK ALL
THE TIME YOU KNOW, I JUST WANTED SOMETHING KIND OF LIKE SHOCKING
FOR THIS COVER >> Jimmy: YOU GOT IT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT ALSO THE
ALBUM. WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THIS I LOVE THE COVER ART RIGHT
HERE GORGEOUS BUT ALSOM YOU WERE IN A MOVIE
EARLIER THIS YEAR CALLED "X. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I KNOW THAT YOUR MOM
IS A GIANT FAN OF YOUR STUFF, AND YOU GO, "WELL, MAYBE, MOM, YOU CAN'T SEE THIS ONE."
>> THIS ONE I WAS LIKE, "NO, YOU CAN'T. >> Jimmy: I MEAN -- "ESQUIRE"
PICTURE IS NOTHING >> NO. I MEAN, SHE'S SEEN "ESQUIRE,"
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE THINKS ABOUT THAT ONE PHOTO. SHE KIND OF LIKE DIDN'T SAY
ANYTHING ABOUT IT. >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE ONE THING THAT SHE CAN'T SEE
YOU GO, "HERE'S THE MOVIE, MOM, BUT YOU CAN'T SEE THIS JUST TRUST ME, IT'S GOOD."
>> YEAH. BUT SHE WAS HEARING ALL THESE GOOD THINGS ABOUT IT AND, YOU
KNOW, SHE WAS JUST LIKE, "MAN, I WANT TO SEE IT." AND I WAS, LIKE, "WELL, LET ME
HIT UP TI WEST AND SEE IF IT'S POSSIBLE TO MAKE LIKE, A MOMMY EDIT OF THE MOVIE --
[ LAUGHTER ] --THAT HAS NO SEX INCLUDED AT ALL, AND IT'S JUST NOTHING BUT
GORE AND MADNESS." AND HE SAID, "LET ME SEE WHAT I CAN DO."
AND HE HIT ME UP TWO DAYS LATER, AND HE WAS LIKE, "WHAT'S YOUR MOM'S ADDRESS I'M GOING TO
SEND IT TO HER HOUSE?" >> Jimmy: NO WAY >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: SO, HE REALLY MADE A A MOM EDIT JUST FOR YOU. >> HE MADE A MOMMY EDIT.
I CALL IT THE MOMMY EDIT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD MAN.
[ APPLAUSE ] THAT'S A GOOD DUDE RIGHT THERE I NEVER HEARD THE WORD
"ENTERGALACTIC" BEFORE AS ONE WORD BUT YOU WERE TELLING ME
BACKSTAGE, YOU GO, "YEAH, I THINK I ACTUALLY CREATED A A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE AS WELL
WITH MY DAUGHTER." >> OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND I GO WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT? YOU SHOWED ME THIS IT WAS VERY INTERESTING.
DO YOU HAVE A NAME FOR THE LANGUAGE YET >> NO, NOT YET
>> Jimmy: NO, BECAUSE IT'S JUST STARTING REALLY. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE MEEPING ALMOST >> YEAH, KIND OF LIKE
ROADRUNNER >> Jimmy: YEAH, LIKE "MEEP, MEEP."
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO IT JUST STARTED WITH WHAT?
HOW DID THIS START MEEPING >> WELL, I SEND MY DAUGHTER SILLY MESSAGES ALL THE TIME.
SOMETIMES I'LL JUST SEND HER VOICE NOTES WHERE I'M LIKE -- FOR NO REASON.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SOUNDS LIKE A GOAT IN PAIN
>> AND SHE'S JUST LIKE, "HI, DADDY. YOU KNOW
BUT I WAS LIKE, "MAN, I JUST WANT TO SEND HER SOMETHING I JUST WANT TO PLAY WITH HER
AND SEE IF SHE CAN PICK UP ON IT." AND I SENT HER, "MEEP, MEEP.
AND SHE RESPONDED, "MEEP." SO, I KEPT GOING WITH IT AND I WAS LIKE -- "MEEP, MEEP
MORPUS." AND THEN SHE RESPONDED, "MEEP, MEEP, MORPUS, MORPUS."
I WAS LIKE, "OKAY, OKAY. SPICE IT UP A LITTLE BIT." "MEEP MEEPS POOS
MEEPS POOPIS MORPUS. [ LAUGHTER ] MEANING LIKE, I [ BLEEP ] MY
PANTS. >> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. AGAIN, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO
EDIT A LOT OF THINGS FOR YOUR MOM. [ LAUGHTER ]
THIS IS THE THING. THIS IS ACTUALLY A TEXT FROM YOU AND YOUR DAUGHTER.
>> YEAH.
THAT'S, "I LOVE YOU. AND SHE SAYS, "I LOVE YOU TOO.
AND THEN THANKS. "THANKS MU MEEPS." AND THEN SHE SAYS, "MOO MULEM.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU'RE WELCOME, YEAH "MIMI MEE PIECE," WHICH I THINK
MEANS VERY FUNNY [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S TALK ABOUT
"ENTERGALACTIC," PLEASE. THIS IS YOUR TENTH STUDIO ALBUM.
COMES OUT ON FRIDAY. ALSO, YOUR TV SPECIAL "ENTERGALACTIC" IS ON NETFLIX
FRIDAY HOW DO THESE PROJECTS ABOUT AND WHICH ONE CAME FIRST
>> WELL, THE MUSIC CAME FIRST. I WAS KIND OF, LIKE, BORED OF DOING THE SAME THING WITH
ALBUMS, KIND OF RELEASING AN ALBUM, DOING TWO OR THREE MUSIC VIDEOS TOPS AND THAT WOULD BE
THEN THAT WOULD BE THE END OF IT I WANTED SOMETHINGH-- JUST A
A BIGGER SPLASH THIS TIME AROUND, YOU KNOW AND I THOUGHT ABOUT THE IDEA TO
SPLICE THE MUSIC WITH THE ANIMATION BUT HAVE THE MUSIC KIND OF NARRATE THE STORY.
YOU KNOW, SOMETHING THAT HASN'T REALLY BEEN DONE BEFORE. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> YOU KNOW? AND THAT'S KIND OF WHY WE'VE BEEN CALLING IT A TV EVENT
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE ALWAYS DOING SOMETHING DIFFERENT. I LOVE THAT YOU JUST KEEP
GOING, SOMETHING ELSE, DIFFERENT. >> I TRY, MAN.
I ALWAYS TRY TO PUSH IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND YOU GOT SOME GOOD FRIENDS THAT COME IN
AND DO VOICES IN THIS SPECIAL. >> YEAH, YEAH. I JUST REACHED OUT TO PEOPLE I
KNEW PEOPLE THAT I LOVE, AND SEE IF THEY WOULD DO A FAVOR FOR ME
>> Jimmy: I MEAN, TIMOTHEE CHALAMET IS IN IT THAT'S FUN
YOU JUST CALL, YOU SAY, "TIMOTHEE, LET'S DO THIS." >> YEAH, I WAS TALKING TO HIM
ABOUT IT, AND HE SAID IT SOUNDED COOL AND OVER THE YEARS, WHEN THINGS
STARTED TO PICK UP, I WAS LIKE, "HEY, MAN YOU'RE GOING TO GET AN OFFER ONE DAY TO DO THIS
SHOW I WAS SERIOUS ABOUT YOU DOING THIS."
AND HE'S LIKE, "I'M SERIOUS. I WANT TO DO IT. >> Jimmy: SO HE DID IT
>> AND HE GOT THE SCRIPTS. WE SENT HIM EVERYTHING, HE LOVED IT
CAUSE THAT'S THE THING, YOU KNOW, I NEVER WANT MY FRIENDS TO FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO LEAD
THEM INTO SOME BULL[ BLEEP ] I KIND OF WANTED TO LET THEM KNOW THIS IS DOPE.
>> Jimmy: YOU CAN TRUST ME >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO MAKE IT
COOL CAN YOU EXPLAIN THE STORY ABOUT THE NETFLIX SPECIAL?
>> WELL, PRETTY MUCH IT'S ABOUT -- IT STARTS WITH THIS GUY, JABARI, WHO JUST MOVED
INTO HIS APARTMENT AND GOT A A NEW JOB WORKING AT THIS COMIC BOOK COMPANY TO DEVELOP HIS
CHARACTER INTO A COMIC BOOK. HE MEETS THIS YOUNG LADY, MEADOW, WHO ENDS UP BEING HIS
NEIGHBOR DOWN THE HALL FROM HIM. AND HE HAS, LIKE, THIS INSTANT
CONNECTION WITH HER. AND THE SHOW IS PRETTY MUCH ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP, AND
WILL THEY OR WON'T THEY, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH, I WANT TO SHOW
EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S KID CUDI IN HIS NETFLIX SPECIAL "ENTERGALACTIC."
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> RIGHT UH, SO I JUST WANT TO APOLOGIZE
FOR LAST NIGHT I FEEL SO BAD. I DID NOT MEAN FOR THINGS TO
GET SO OUT OF CONTROL. >> IT'S ALL GOOD ALL GOOD
I CAN'T BE MAD AT A FRIDAY NIGHT TURN-UP. BUT I CAN BE MAD AT YOUR MUSIC
>> I'M SORRY >> YEAH. WAS THAT DREW HILL
>> OKAY, PRE "THONG SONG" SISQO WAS FIRE >> YEAH, BUT NEVER POST "THONG
SONG" SISQO. >> FAIR. >> Jimmy: POST "THONG SONG."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THONG, THONG, THONG, THONG, THONG.
>> HOLD ON, HOLD ON, MAN WE LOVE SISQO. WE LOVE SISQO.
DON'T GET IT TWISTED >> Jimmy: YEAH, DON'T GET IT TWISTED.
KID CUDI, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "ENTERGALACTIC" IS ON NETFLIX
THIS FRIDAY. THE NEW ALBUM "ENTERGALACTIC" IS ALSO OUT FRIDAY
WHEN WE COME BACK, HE'S PERFORMING WITH TY DOLLA $IGN. KID CUDI
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING HIS NEW
SINGLE "WILLING TO TRUST" FROM HIS NEW ALBUM "INTERGALACTIC," GIVE IT UP FOR KID CUDI
FEATURING TY DOLLA $IGN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
* IT'S THE DA I'VE BEEN WAITIN' FO
AND I'M SETTIN' THE SCEN YOUR TOUCH PARALYZES ME * * IN THE MORNIN
I DON'T WANT YOU TO GO SINCERELY YOURS, FOREVERMORE AND TEACH ME WHAT YOU KNOW *
* AND I COUNT ON YO SHOW ME SOMETHING NEW, HONEY MM-M
OH, TAKE CONTROL OF ME * * OH, OH-OH TAKE CONTROL OF ME
OH, OH-O I'VE BEEN WILLING * * TO TRUST SOMEON
AND I'VE BEEN WILLIN TO TRUST SOMEONE OH AND I'VE BEEN I'VE BEEN *
* WILLING TO TRUST SOMEON AND I'VE BEEN I'VE BEE WILLING TO TRUST SOMEONE
YEAH IF WE AIN'T GOT TRUST * * WE AIN'T GOT NOTHIN NOTHI IS THIS REALLY LOV
WHAT IT'S BECOMIN' COMIN FUNNY HOW WE TURNED * * INTO SOMETHIN SOMETHI
SAID YOU WASN'T EVEN LOOKIN' FOR A BOYFRIEN DON'T NEED NEW FRIENDS *
* THAT SO CONFUSIN' NO, NO, NO LEFT YOUR EX
THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER * * TRUST A MAN AGAIN NO, OH-O
DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON M NAH OUT ON ME * * DON'T DO ME DIRTY
LET'S MAKE THIS WORTH IT I'VE BEEN, WILLING TO TRUST SOMEONE *
* AND I'VE BEEN WILLING TO TRUST SOMEONE OH,
AND I'VE BEEN I'VE BEEN * * WILLING TO TRUST SOMEON OH, I AND I BEEN I'VE BEEN
WILLING TO TRUST SOMEONE * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * *
OH, HOLD ON ME I GOT YOU DON'T WORRY, LOV OH, JUST LAY WITH ME *
* I GOT YOU DON'T WORRY LOV OH, YOU'RE SO SWEE I GOT YOU, DON'T WORRY LOV
RIGHT HERE IS WHERE I BE * * I GOT YOU DON'T WORRY LOV OH, HOLD ON ME
I GOT YOU, DON'T WORRY, LOVE OH-OH, JUST LAY WITH ME * * I GOT YOU DON'T WORRY LOV
OH, YOU'RE SO SWEE I GOT YOU, DON'T WORRY, LOVE RIGHT HERE IS WHERE I BE *
* I GOT YOU DON'T WORRY LOV ALL THIS TIM I THOUGHT I'D NEVER FIND
I GOT YOU DON'T WORRY LOVE * * SOME GIRL THA I CAN CALL MIN
I GOT YOU, DON'T WORRY, LOVE OH, SO SILLY OF ME I GOT YOU DON'T WORRY LOVE *
* OH, JUST HOLD ON ME * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH, COME ON NOW. THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT TY DOLLA $IGN, GOOD TO SEE YOU,
BUDDY. THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO MUCH KID CUDI
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU BRO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: KID CUDI TY DOLLAR $IGN "INTERGALACTIC" IS OUT THIS
FRIDAY WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO KELLY RIPA, KID CUDI -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TY DOLLA $IGN, AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE FROM
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA LADIES AND GENTLEMEN [ APPLAUSE ]
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. BYE BYE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE