>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - MILES TELLER
IDINA MENZEL MUSICAL GUEST BABYFACE, FEATURING BABY TATE AND THE
LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1719 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
THAT'S A HOT CROWD WELCOME EVERYBODY! THANK YOU!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE YOU ENJOY YOURSELF, ENJOY YOURSELF
WELCOME EVERYBODY. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW.
WHAT A SHOW WE GOT FOR YOU TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WELL, GUYS, THIS SHOULD PUT YOU IN AN EVEN BETTER MOOD TODAY IS NATIONAL DRINK BEER
DAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I UNDERSTOOD WHEN SOME OF MY
WRITERS STAYED HOME MONDAY AND TUESDAY FOR ROSH HASHANAH, BUT TODAY WAS PUSHING IT
I WAS LIKE, "REALLY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT'S A DAY THAT ALWAYS
STARTS OFF FUN, THEN ENDS WITH, "NO OFFICER, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NATIONAL DRINK BEER DAY, AND OF COURSE, FOR ALL THOSE THAT WHO
DON'T CELEBRATE, THERE'S COORS LIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ]
LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS -- THANK YOU. WELL, GUYS, TODAY FORMER
PRESIDENT TRUMP SAID THAT THE WAR BETWEEN RUSSIA AND UKRAINE WOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED IF HE
WERE IN OFFICE AND EVEN -- HE EVEN OFFERED TO LEAD PEACE TALKS BETWEEN THE
TWO COUNTRIES. YEAH TRUMP SAID, "I'M AN EXPERT ON
FOREIGN AFFAIRS. I'VE HAD AFFAIRS WITH MANY FOREIGNERS."
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SPEAKING OF TRUMP, ACCORDING TO
A NEW BOOK, AT ONE POINT DURING HIS PRESIDENCY, HE NEARLY FIRED IVANKA AND JARED OVER TWITTER.
[ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, ERIC AND DON JR. WERE LIKE, "WAIT A MINUTE, HE
FOLLOWS YOU GUYS ON TWITTER? WELL, LISTEN TO THIS, APPARENTLY DEMOCRATIC INSIDERS
ARE IMPRESSED WITH GAVIN NEWSOM'S RECENT CRITICISM OF REPUBLICANS, AND SOME THINK
HE'S GEARING UP TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT. [ AUDIENCE CHEERS
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT WAS GREAT
IT WAS LIKE -- EVERYONE WAS ON THIS SIDE OF THE CROWD AND THEN -- IT'S VERY ODD.
I THINK IT'S JUST VERY INTERESTING. BECAUSE IF YOU PUT NEWSOM IN
ONE OF THOSE AGING APPS, YOU PRETTY MUCH GET JOE BIDEN. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND I JUST THOUGHT IT'S VERY SIMILAR. LITTLE TWEAK UP.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HEY GUYS, I HEARD THAT KIA RECALLED 70,000 SORENTO AND
SPORTAGE SUVs AFTER MULTIPLE REPORTS OF FIRES AND LOCALIZED MELTING INCIDENTS.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] KIA WAS LIKE, "LOOK, ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, YOU NOW HAVE THE
WORLD'S BIGGEST PANINI MAKER SO, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
APPARENTLY, THE TOW HITCH IN THE BACK CAN MELT. MY QUESTION IS, WHO'S TOWING
SOMETHING WITH A KIA [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "YOU WANT ME TO MOVE THAT
TRICYCLE FOR YOU HOOK HER UP TO THE BACK. LET'S GO
LET'S GO, AND -- LET'S GO. WELL, GET THIS McDONALD'S JUST ANNOUNCED THAT
THEY'RE GOING TO START SELLING HAPPY MEALS WITH TOYS FOR ADULTS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Steve: WOW.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEP. HAPPY MEALS WITH ADULT TOYS.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG [ LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS, FOR
THE FIRST TIME IN TEN YEARS, M&Ms ARE ADDING A NEW CHARACTER TO THE MIX, A PURPLE PEANUT
M&M. HERE SHE IS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
PURPLE PEANUT M&M. YEAH, I GUESS THE BLUE AND RED M&Ms' DATE WENT REALLY WELL.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: ADULT TOYS THAT'S NOT GRIMACE
[ LAUGHTER ] SWITCHING GEARS, POKEMON JUST UNVEILED A NEW CHARACTER CALLED
WIGLETT. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S ONE OF THE TOYS IN THE ADULT HAPPY MEAL YEAH, THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT
YEAH >> Steve: OH, MY GOD >> Jimmy: DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS
LAST NIGHT AT A CONCERT IN D.C., LIZZO PLAYED A NEVER-USED CRYSTAL FLUTE THAT ONCE
BELONGED TO PRESIDENT JAMES MADISON. [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
NO ONE HAD PLAYED IT IN 200 YEARS. SO IT WAS ABOUT DAMN TIME.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE. MILES TELLER IS HERE TONIGHT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IDINA MENZEL BABYFACE AND BABY TATE ARE HERE
TONIGHT TO PERFORM [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HEY, GUYS, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT
OUR LATEST INSTALLMENT OF "TONIGHT SHOW POLLS. HERE WE GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * TONIGHT SHO POLLS *
>> Jimmy: THIS FIRST POLL ASKED, WHEN DO YOU FEEL THE MOST CONFIDENT
20% SAID, AT WORK. 30% SAID, WITH MY FRIENDS. 50% SAID, WHEN A WEBSITE ASKS
ME TO SELECT ALL THE PHOTOS FEATURING A TRAFFIC LIGHT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
IT'S LIKE, "I'M A GENIUS!" NEXT POLL ASKED, ARE YOU EXCITED TO SEE THE NEW MOVIE,
"DON'T WORRY DARLING." 70% SAID, YES. 20% SAID, NOT REALLY
AND 10% SAID, I WOULD DEFINITELY GO SEE THE MAKING OF "DON'T WORRY DARLING."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S - >> Steve: JUICY.
SPILL THE TEA. >> Jimmy: NEXT ONE ASKED, ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT PURPLE
M&M. 49% SAID, YES. 49% SAID, NO
FOX NEWS ANCHOR SAID, "HOLD ON, WE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF THIS IS WOKE OR NOT.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS NEXT POLL ASKED, DO YOU PLAN TO GO APPLE PICKING THIS
FALL 75% SAID, NO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
25% SAID, WELL, I HAVE A A GIRLFRIEND AND SHE HAS INSTAGRAM, SO YOU DO THE MATH.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS NEXT POLL ASKED, WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN THE THRONE
ON "HOUSE OF THE DRAGON. 49% SAID RHAENYRA TARGARYEN. 50% SAID AEGON TARGARYEN
1% SAID COUSIN GREG. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: NEXT POLL ASKED, WHAT ARE YOU GOING AS FOR HALLOWEEN
55% SAID A MINION. 44% SAID, THE HULK SPIRIT HALLOWEEN SAID, WE DON'T
HAVE THOSE, BUT WE HAVE YELLOW PILL CREATURE AND ANGRY GREEN HERO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YELLOW PILL CREATURE LAST ONE SAID, "DO YOU THINK
THE PANDEMIC IS OVER?" BIDEN SAID, YES. CDC SAID, NO
ROSS GELLAR SAID, WE WERE ON A A BREAK! [[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR "TONIGHT SHOW POLLS. WHAT A GREAT SHOW!
MILES TELLER IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IDINA MENZEL IS ON THE SHOW!
AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM BABYFACE FEATURING BABY TATE STICK AROUND
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MILES TELLER, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: YOU WHO AND THE GARLIC SHOT?
>> YOU CAN ADD ONE MORE THING TO MINE. >> Jimmy: OKAY
>> Together: CREAM CHEESE WATER. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
>> YOU GUYS ARE MEAN
TONIGHT IS A VERY TALENTED ACTOR WHO IS HOSTING THE SEASON PREMIERE OF "SATURDAY NIGHT
LIVE" THIS WEEKEND, WITH MUSICAL GUEST KENDRICK LAMAR PLEASE WELCOME MILES TELLER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. COME ON.
AH, NOT TOO SHABBY RIGHT THERE MILES TELLER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S A STUD RIGHT THERE. COME ON, STANDING OVATION. >> YEAH, YEAH, VERY NICE
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S GOTTA FEEL GOOD >> VERY NICE, VERY NICE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE VERY SWEET IT'S VERY SWEET.
>> Jimmy: IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU BUDDY. >> GOOD TO SEE YOU
>> Jimmy: I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE "TOP GUN: MAVERICK" WAS THE NUMBER ONE -
>> YEAH, YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: -- THE NUMBER ONE
MOVIE THAT -- I THINK IT'S -- I THINK IT'S THE FIFTH HIGHEST GROSSING FILM IN AMERICAN
HISTORY. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS,
BUDDY. >> YEAH, IT'S STILL CLIMBING >> Jimmy: YOU DID IT
IT'S STILL CLIMBING. >> EVERY DAY >> Jimmy: YEAH, EVERY --
THAT IS CORRECT. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: UH, IT'S BIGGER THAN
WE EVEN THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE >> OH, FOR SURE.
>> Jimmy: IT WAS FANTASTIC >> I KNOW, PEOPLE JUST -- PEOPLE REALLY LOVE -- WELL,
THEY LOVE TOM CRUISE, WHICH -- AS THEY SHOULD, HE'S DEDICATED --
>> Jimmy: OF COURSE >> -- SO MUCH OF HIS LIFE TO ENTERTAINING AUDIENCES
BUT PEOPLE JUST LOVE "TOP GUN. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THEY CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF
IT >> Jimmy: I LOVE THE STORY THOUGH
I LOVE YOU YOU DID IT SO -- YOU WERE -- IT WAS JUST -- EVERYTHING WAS
GREAT. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: JENNIFER CONNELLEY
>> I KNOW, RIGHT SHE'S SO GOOD. >> Jimmy: THE GREATEST IN
EVERYTHING BUT WE HAD - >> VAL, A NICE -- REALLY
TOUCHING PERFORMANCE FROM VAL. >> Jimmy: I LOST IT. I EVEN KNEW THAT WAS GOING TO
HAPPEN, AND I -- I WATCHED IT AND I WAS LIKE -- I STILL LOST IT
>> HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN? SO YOU -
>> Jimmy: I HAVE A INSIDE SCOOP. >> A LITTLE INSIDE --
A LITTLE - >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH >> WELL, YOU'RE IN THE BIZ
>> Jimmy: WELL, YOU KNOW, I HAD JON -- JON HAMM WAS ON THE SHOW A COUPLE TIMES
AND HE TOLD ME THAT, YOU KNOW, YOU MET THE ROYALS - >> YES
>> Jimmy: -- BECAUSE YOU SCREENED IT IN LONDON. >> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND YOU KNOW, AND IT WAS LIKE -- AND IT - AND HE WAS TELLING ME, HE GOES,
"YEAH, IT WAS REALLY INTERESTING AND FUN. AND HE SAID THAT THE CAST WAS
ALL TOLD THEY'D BE VERY POLITE, DON'T SAY TOO MUCH >> OH, THEY GIVE -- THEY GIVE
YOU, LIKE, A FULL, KIND OF RULES, LIKE DOS AND DON'TS AND THERE'S, YOU KNOW, A LOT OF
ETIQUETTE, WHICH DESERVINGLY SO SO, YEAH, I WAS ACTUALLY -- I
KIND OF HAD A SHEET TO PREP TO MAKE SURE I DIDN'T MESS UP >> Jimmy: BUT THEN HE SAID -
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WELL, I HAVE JUST A PHOTO.
AND I JUST WANT YOU TO EXPLAIN THE PHOTO, BECAUSE HERE'S YOU TALKING.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THERE'S JENNIFER CONNELLEY
>> RIGHT >> Jimmy: LITTLE CONCERNED >> YEAH.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH >> Jimmy: LAUGHING
>> SURE. >> Jimmy: RIGHT? KATE MIDDLETON LAUGHING AND
THEN - >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HE'S GOING, "MM-HM."
>> "MM-HM. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH
>> Jimmy: AND SO WHAT IS HAPPENING? CAN YOU TELL US THE STORY OF
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THIS? >> I THINK RIGHT OFF THE BAT I MESSED UP.
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO, LIKE, EXTEND YOUR HAND RIGHT OFF THE BAT UNLESS -- UNLESS THEY DO
BUT I FELT THE VIBE, SO I WAS LIKE, "I'M --" [ LAUGHTER ]
I WAS LIKE, "I'M GOING IN. I'M GOING IN." >> Jimmy: "FELT THE VIBE."
>> AND TO THEIR CREDIT, THEY WERE VERY DISARMING, AND THIS AND THAT
BUT YEAH, IF YOU -- I THINK RIGHT THERE I'M HONESTLY LOST IN PRINCE WILLIAM'S -- IN
HIS -- IN HIS EYES [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: TELL ME ABOUT THIS
>> HIS EYES? >> Jimmy: NO [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH NO >> I MEAN, BLUE AS THE BLUEST
OCEAN, JIMMY WHAT DO YOU WANT >> Jimmy: YOU GET RIGHT IN
THERE, AND YOU GO, "HI," AND YOU JUST START GOING GAGA? >> KIND OF
LIKE, UM, AND KATE IS VERY -- YOU KNOW, SHE'S -- >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> -- BEAUTIFUL AND VERY, YOU KNOW, CORDIAL AND -- >> Jimmy: STUNNING, YEAH
>> -- HOLDS HERSELF SO WELL. >> Jimmy: REGAL. >> YEAH, REGAL
AND WITH WILLIAM, I DON'T KNOW I JUST - [ LAUGHTER ]
I BLACKED OUT. >> Jimmy: I JUST THINK -- THIS PHOTO, I JUST THINK --
AND THEN JENNIFER CONNELLEY LOOKS AT YOU, SHE GOES, "THAT WAS WEIRD WHAT YOU JUST DID TO
HIM. [ LAUGHTER ] >> 'CAUSE SHE KNEW, 'CAUSE I
WAS STANDING NEXT TO JEN SO I WAS KIND OF -- I DON'T KNOW
I WAS KIND OF RIFFING ON WHAT -- WHAT THIS INTERACTION WAS GOING TO BE LIKE
SO I THINK SHE WAS ALREADY ON ALERT ABOUT -- IF SHE THOUGHT I WAS --
>> Jimmy: YEAH, ALL RIGHT, WHAT YOU MIGHT DO >> GO A BIT ROGUE ABOUT THE
WHOLE THING. >> Jimmy: EVERYTHING TURNED OUT ALL RIGHT.
>> BUT I THINK HE'S JUST A A LIFELONG FAN NOW >> Jimmy: YEAH, NOW -- NOW HE
HAS TO BE, YEAH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HE FELT THE VIBE, WAS THE BEST
YOU KNOW - >> JUST PICKING UP WHAT HE WAS PUTTING DOWN
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO GIVE A A SHOUTOUT TO YOUR GRANDMA, BY THE WAY, IF SHE'S WATCHING
>> OH, FOR SURE. >> Jimmy: HI, GRANDMA. >> YEP
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE SO PROUD OF YOUR GRANDSON HERE SHE'S ON TWITTER
AND SHE SAID, "THEY'RE LOOKING FOR AN ACTOR TO REPLACE DANIEL CRAIG FOR A 007
I THINK MY GRANDSON, MILES TELLER --" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
"-- HAS PROVEN THAT HE HAS EVERYTHING THEY ARE LOOKING FOR.
TALENT, LOOKS, STRENGTH, WORLDWIDE APPEAL, AND OH SO COOL."
[ LAUGHTER ] "HE CAN BE THAT GUY. WOULDN'T HE BE GREAT?"
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU HAD NO IDEA SHE WAS GOING TO DO THIS >> NO.
AND I'M NOT -- LOOK. I SET HER UP -- HER TWITTER MANY YEARS AGO
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> I'M NOT GONNA TELL HER WHAT TO DO WITH IT.
>> Jimmy: NO >> DO WHAT YOU WANT, GRANDMA, YOU KNOW
>> Jimmy: YEAH YEAH >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IF YOU WANT TO -- IF YOU WANT TO -- >> BUT I AM ACTUALLY HERE TO
MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> STILL NOT 007 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WELL, HEY YOU KNOW -- IT'S SO --
>> NOBODY -- NOBODY'S CALLED >> Jimmy: NO ONE'S CALLED YET? >> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WE'VE GOT TO GET BARBARA BROCCOLI ON THE PHONE HERE AND MAKE THIS OFFICIAL.
I MEAN, I CAN YOU SEE AS 007 >> YEAH, WHY NOT >> Jimmy: I MEAN -
>> YEAH, YOU KNOW? WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WHY NOT? >> MIX IT UP >> Jimmy: MIX IT UP.
WHY NOT DO IT? >> BUT I AM AVAILABLE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TIMES OF THE YEAR, BECAUSE THIS IS "SATURDAY NIGHT
LIVE" SEASON PREMIER TIME -- >> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: -- AND I'M SO -- AS
A COMEDIAN, EVEN BEFORE I WAS ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" - >> OH, MAN
I GET EXCITED IN SEPTEMBER I GO, "OH, THIS IS 'SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE.'" THERE'S SOME NEW
CAST MEMBERS >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: AND IT'S JUST FUN.
WE WANT IT, WE NEED IT >> DEFINITELY NEW CAST MEMBERS THIS YEAR.
>> Jimmy: YEAH OH, YEAH THIS IS FANTASTIC.
>> I KNOW, I KNOW. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU NERVOUS? ARE YOU EXCITED?
>> I'M VERY -- YEAH, I MEAN, IT'S ALL THOSE THINGS
LIKE I -- IN MY FAMILY GROWING UP, "SNL" WAS, YOU KNOW, AN INSTITUTION.
IT STILL IS. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND WE WOULD -- YOU KNOW,
THE YEARS THAT YOU WERE THERE AND BEFORE THAT -- YOU KNOW, SHERRY OTERRY, AND
WILL FARRELL, AND CHRIS KATTAN, AND ANA GASTEYER, AND MOLLY SHANNON, LIKE, THOSE
WERE - >> Jimmy: LOVE IT. >> THAT -- IT WAS A REAL THING
AND, YOU KNOW, MY SISTERS AND I WOULD DO THE SKITS, AND OUR CLOSE FAMILY FRIENDS, IT WAS
OUR COLLECTIVE DREAM TO ONE DAY, YOU KNOW, EITHER BE A CAST MEMBER ON "SNL" OR TO HOST, SO,
IT'S VERY -- >> Jimmy: DID YOU GET ANY ADVICE FROM ANY OTHER --
>> THAT'S WHY I'M HERE GIVE ME SOME ADVICE. >> Jimmy: OH
[ LAUGHTER ] >> LIKE, WHAT DO YOU - >> Jimmy: UH, YEAH, EXACTLY.
TRY EVERYTHING >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: TRY AND BELIEVE IN
THE WRITERS -- >> SOUNDS LIKE COLLEGE >> Jimmy: BELIEVE --
YEAH, EXACTLY. [ LAUGHTER ] BELIEVE IN THE WRITERS
BELIEVE IN THE PRODUCERS THEY'RE ALL THE BEST OF THE BEST
AND THEY'LL ALL JUST -- AND YOU DO IT, WHATEVER, IT WORKS IS GOING TO WORK.
JUST TRY EVERYTHING AND JUST GO ALL OUT. IT'S JUST -- HONESTLY.
AND THEY ALL LOVE YOU ALREADY. I ALREADY HEARD WORD BACK FROM DOWN THE HALL.
>> OKAY, GOOD. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND THEY SAID, "YEAH, HE'S A GOOD GUY."
>> OKAY, GOOD. >> Jimmy: "WE LOVE MILES TELLER."
>> GOOD, GOOD. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO I'M FREAKING OUT
>> Jimmy: NO, YEAH IT'S GOOD. >> NO, I'M EXCITED
>> Jimmy: YOU SHOULD YOU SHOULD FREAK OUT THE WHOLE TIME
>> IT'S, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE -- I GET -- I JUST -- I'M EXCITED TO SEE HOW IT ALL WORKS
>> Jimmy: IT'S LIVE TV, MAN. >> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? >> Jimmy: IT'S FUN
NO ONE DOES LIVE TV ANYMORE, SO IT'S GREAT >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: SO CONGRATULATIONS, BREAK A LEG. >> THANK YOU
I APPRECIATE THAT. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GONNA BE GREAT.
YOU'RE GONNA BE GREAT. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: AND YOU'VE GOT
KENDRICK LAMAR TOO >> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: SO EVERYONE'S
WATCHING THIS SATURDAY IT'S GONNA BE FUN. >> IT'S GONNA BE -
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING. AND THIS IS VERY INTERESTING TO
ME YOU'RE AN INVESTOR IN THIS STUFF --
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: -- IN THIS BEVERAGE CALLED "LONG DRINK."
>> RIGHT >> Jimmy: I LIKE THIS STUFF AND I DIDN'T KNOW EVEN THAT YOU
WERE AN INVESTOR IN THIS STUFF >> IT'S FANTASTIC, YEAH. SO THIS -- I GOT INVOLVED, UH,
I JUST -- I MADE MY WAY INTO A A LIQUOR STORE A COUPLE YEARS AGO IN NEW YORK.
I WAS DOING SOME GROCERY SHOPPING, SOME ODDS AND ENDS AND THINGS
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND, NO, BUT I TRIED THIS STUFF, AND, YOU KNOW, MET THE
GUYS AND IT'S BASICALLY LIKE THE NATIONAL BEVERAGE OF FINLAND
THEY HOSTED THE OLYMPICS IN 1952 THEY HAD TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO
KIND OF, YOU KNOW, GET MASS AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOL OUT TO PEOPLE QUICKLY
THEY CAME UP WITH THIS STUFF HAS ANYBODY HERE TRIED IT? HAVE YOU GUYS HAD IT
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> A COUPLE PEOPLE -- A COUPLE VERY COOL PEOPLE HAVE TRIED IT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. >> A COUPLE NOT-SO-COOL PEOPLE
NEED TO TRY IT NO, BUT IT'S REALLY -- I MEAN, IT TASTES --
>> Jimmy: I LOVED IT >> IT'S GIN, SO IT'S NOT -- YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT A SELTZER
IT TASTES LIKE A FRESCA. IT'S REALLY REFRESHING SUGAR FREE
THE ORIGINAL -- THIS IS STRONG THIS IS LIKE 8.5 - [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: REALLY >> LIKE 8.5% - >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND THEN THE CRANBERRY IS REALLY NICE, BUT, UM - >> Jimmy: I WENT WITH THE
ORIGINAL, 'CAUSE MY WIFE IS FINNISH. SO WE -- WHEN I GO "HONEY, THIS
IS -- THE REASON FOR ME TO DRINK THIS IS BECAUSE OF YOU." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH, AND WE HAVE TO FINISH ALL OF IT. >> Jimmy: AND WE -- AH, I LIKE
THAT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THE FINNISH LONG DRINK, IS THAT
WHAT THEY ENDED UP CALLING -- THAT WAS THE NAME OF THE BEVERAGE
>> SO, IF YOU GO TO FINLAND, THEY HAVE -- I MEAN, THERE'S A A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT BRANDS
KIND OF DOING THEIR VERSION OF THE LONG DRINK IT'S LIKE, THEIR NATIONAL KIND
OF BEVERAGE. SO, YEAH, OURS IS, YOU KNOW -- IF YOU GO TO LONGDRINK.COM, YOU
CAN FIND OUT WHERE THEY'RE SELLING IT AROUND YOU, AND THEN YOU CAN -- YOU CAN TRY IT OUT.
>> Jimmy: IT'S REALLY -- SHOULD WE TRY ONE LET'S GO
>> YEAH, I WOULD LOVE TO >> Jimmy: WHICH ONE? >> OH, I WAS, LIKE, CURIOUS
WHEN WE WERE GOING TO GET TO THAT PART. >> Jimmy: I'M GONNA GO -- I'M
GONNA GO -- I'LL GO FOR THE STRONG >> THERE YOU GO.
>> Jimmy: I'LL GO FOR THE STRONG >> I'LL GO ORIGINAL.
LITTLE DRINKING MUSIC? >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
CHEERS TO YOU, CHEERS TO "TOP GUN," CHEERS TO "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE."
>> THANK YOU APPRECIATE IT. >> Jimmy: MILES TELLER
CONGRATULATIONS, BUDDY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BREAK A LEG.
MILES TELLER IS HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" THIS WEEKEND WITH MUSICAL GUEST
KENDRICK LAMAR WE'RE PLAYING "DRINKO" WITH MILES AFTER THE BREAK.
STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: WE HAD KRISTEN BELL ON THE SHOW NOT TOO LONG AGO, AND SHE UNOFFICIALLY CONFIRMED
WITH NO BACKING OR TRUTH TO IT THAT "FROZEN 3" IS HAPPENING >> SHE DID, "YES."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: CAN YOU -- WHAT CAN YOU SAY ON THAT?
>> I CAN UNOFFICIALLY CLAIM WITH NO BACKING THAT THERE WILL BE A "FROZEN" 4 AND 5.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH MILES TELLER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HE IS HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" THIS WEEKEND, BUT FIRST WE'RE ABOUT TO FACE OFF IN A
A GAME OF "DRINKO. DRINKO, DO YOU WANT TO EXPLAIN HOW THE GAME WORKS
>> YES WELCOME TO "DRINKO." IN THIS GAME, THE TWO OF YOU
WILL TAKE TURNS CLIMBING MY STAIRS AND DROPPING TWO OF YOUR DISKS DOWN THE DRINKO BOARD.
THE DISKS WILL SLINK INTO THESE PLASTIC CUPS CONTAINING SOME OF MY FACVORITE BEVERAGES SUCH
AS -- GIRL SCOUT THIN MINTS, CREAM CHEESE WATER, AND GARLIC SHOTS.
YOUR OPPONENT MUST DRINK THE COCKTAIL OF THE TWO CHOSEN DRINKS
>> Jimmy: OKAY THANK YOU VERY MUCH. CHEESE -- DRINKO, WHAT DID YOU
SAY AGAIN? >> CREAM CHEESE WATER. IT'S WATER WITH CREAM CHEESE
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SOUNDS LIKE HARRY STYLES SONG.
* CREAM CHEESE WATER, A CREAM CHEESE WATER * ALL RIGHT, MILES, WHY DON'T YOU
GO UP FIRST BECAUSE YOU'RE OUR GUEST. CLIMB UP THE STAIRS OF DRINKO,
ENJOY YOURSELF [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: DRINKO, YOU OKAY >> DROP THE DISK WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, MILES.
ALL RIGHTY HERE IT COMES. CREAM CHEESE WATER
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. YOUR FIRST CUP WILL BE THE GARLIC SHOT.
>> GARLIC SHOT [ SAD TUBA ] >> GARLIC?
>> Jimmy: IT'S A GARLIC SHOT >> THAT'S HEALTHY. >> Jimmy: THAT'S HEALTHY FOR
YOU. THAT'S NOT THAT BAD. AND YOU MIX THAT WITH ANOTHER
BEVERAGE ONCE YOU DROP THE SECOND CHIP IN >> HERE IT COMES
COMING DOWN THE STAIRWAY >> Jimmy: NOT BAD ACTUALLY >> GINGER KOMBUCHA
>> THIS IS GREAT >> Jimmy: MILES, YOU HAVE
GINGER KOMBUCHA -- THANK YOU, DRINKO >> I THINK YOU CAN BUY THIS
SHOT IN A STORE RIGHT NOW FOR LIKE $14 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S ACTAULLY
NOT BAD. YOU'VE GOT GINGER KOMBUCHA AND GARLIC SHOT.
NOT BAD. PLACE IT IN THIS NICE CUP RIGHT THERE AND ENJOY YOURSELF
A GARLIC SHOT. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] ALL RIGHT.
GOOD LUCK. GOOD TO SEE YOU. OH, THAT'LL HELP
THAT'LL HELP >> GOT IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I FEEL LIGHTER I DON'T KNOW, I FEEL -- I'M SO MUCH HEALTHIER THAN YOU RIGHT
NOW. >> YOUR ADAM'S APPLE WAS SHAKING AS YOU WERE DRINKING
>> YES >> NOW IT'S YOUR TURN, JAMES >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME
TO DO DRINKO >> I WANT YOU TO ASCEND THE STAIRCASE, AND DROP TWO DISKS
IN ME. >> DRINKO IS GETTING A LITTLE BOSSY.
>> ON ME, ALL OVER ME. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT >> CLIMB THE STEPS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DROP THE DISK, BABY. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
I WANT TO STAY AWAY FROM CREAM CHEESE WATER >> NO.
>> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO THROW UP IF I DO CREAM CHEESE WATER IS THAT GOOD RIGHT HERE?
>> HERE WE GO. >> Jimmy: STAY AWAY FROM THAT SIDE
YES! GOOD, GOOD, GOOD OH, NO, OH, NO
>> NO! YOO-HOO. >> Jimmy: YOO-HOO!
YES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> DROP THE SECOND DISK.
>> Jimmy: LET'S JUST DO IT >> COME ON CREAM CHEESE WATER! >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> POOR JAMES.
YOU MUST DRINK MY CREAM CHEESE WATER. *
>> Jimmy: I HATE THIS GAME I CAN'T. I JUST -- IT'S NOT
IT IS NOT! WHY IN THE WORLD >> CREAM CHEESE WATER.
TWO DRINKS, ONE CUP. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] THERE YOU GO
CREAM CHEESE WATER >> IT MIGHT PAIR WELL WITH YOO-HOO.
>> YOU CAN DO IT OH [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
>> Jimmy: I REALLY -- I CAN'T. I CAN'T DO IT. I CAN'T.
>> YOU CAN DO IT YOU CAN DO IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WOW! >> HOW'S THAT? >> NOT SO BAD.
>> Jimmy: IT'S SO GROSS. IT'S SO -- WHAT'S THE WORST PART IS, IT'S STILL IN THE
BEARD. [ LAUGHTER ] IT IS SO GROSS
GOSH, THAT IS DISGUSTING OKAY >> CREAM CHEESE WATER.
ARE YOU READY FOR THE FINAL ROUND? >> Jimmy: YEAH
OKAY IT'S GOING TO BE A RACE. WE'RE BOTH GOING TO CLIMB UP
THERE -- IT'S NOT OVER NOW >> NO, ONE MORE ROUND. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THE FINAL
ROUND? >> BOTH OF YOU CLIMB UP AND DROP A DISK.
WHOSEVER FIRST DISK IS THE WINNER AND THE LOSER HAS TO DRINK THE COCKTAIL OF BOTH
BEVERAGES. LET'S GO >> Jimmy: OH, WAIT, WHAT IS IT
>> BOTH OF YOU CLIMB UP THE STAIRS >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
>> BOTH OF YOU DROP A DISK >> Jimmy: WE'RE DROPPING TWO DISKS?
>> YEAH, AT THE SAME TIME. WHOEVER'S DISK GETS THERE FIRST WINS
THE OTHER PERSON HAS TO DRINK THE DRINK, THE LOSER'S DRINK >> I THINK THE DRINKO GUY IS
DRUNK. [ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME
DRINKO >> Jimmy: DRINKO, WAIT WHERE DO WE FIND YOU, DRINKO
>> READY I'M GOING TO COUNT TO THREE. >> Jimmy: DRINKO, WHERE DID WE
FIND YOU >> YOU DIDN'T FIND ME. I FOUND YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ RIM SHOT ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO WE'RE
BOTH DROPPING -- >> AT THE SAME TIME. I WILL COUNT DOWN, 3, 2, 1,
DROP ARE YOU READY? >> Jimmy: YES.
WHERE ARE YOU PUTTING YOURS? ON THE LINE? >> RIGHT HERE.
>> Jimmy: OKAY >> 3, 2, 1, DROP *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT DID WE GET? WHAT DID WE GET?
IS IT MORE CREAM CHEESE WATER! THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER DRINKO, DRINKO, DRINKO, DRINKO
WHAT DID YOU GET YOO-HOO AND THE GARLIC SHOT. >> OH, GARLIC SHOT
>> WHAT DO YOU -- WHAT DO YOU -- I'LL GIVE YOU -- YOU CAN ADD ONE MORE THING TO MINE
>> Jimmy: OKAY >> BONE BROTH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
CREAM CHEESE WATER >> THEY -- THE AUDIENCE TURNED ON ME SO FAST.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THEY LOVED YOU WHEN YOU COME OUT
>> CREAM CHEESE WATER. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH >> YOU GUYS ARE MEAN
>> Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE A GOOD STOMACH? >> I DO HAVE LIKE A FAIRLY
SENSITIVE GAG REFLEX >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT
I CAN'T THINK ABOUT -- THE YOO-HOO HELPED ME. THE YOO-HOO HELPED ME.
THAT'S NOT YOO-HOO THAT'S GARLIC. AND THAT'S THE YOO-HOO
>> I'M GOING TO ADD A LITTLE CRANBERRY IN THIS ONE. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD
>> TAKE IT TO THE FINISH >> Jimmy: THAT'S A LOT TO CHUG >> TURN AND BURN, BABY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD LEGEND
LEGEND RIGHT THERE MILES TELLER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HOW DID YOU DO THAT? HOW DO YOU DO THAT STICK AROUND
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A TONY WINNING ACTRESS WHO
CO-WROTE A NEW CHILDREN'S BOOK CALLED "LOUD MOUSE" WHICH IS AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW.
PLEASE WELCOME IDINA MENZEL, EVERYBODY.
*
>> HI! >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING BACK ON THE SHOW >> I LOVE YOUR BEARD
>> Jimmy: YOU DO >> YEAH, YOU LOOK VERY HANDSOME
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU. IT'S THE NEW THING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
IT'S THE MOST MASCULINE THING I'VE EVER DONE, I THINK. IT DOESN'T REALLY GO WITH MY
VOICE. THANK YOU. YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.
>> I'VE NEVER BEEN HERE IN THE CHAIR. >> Jimmy: JUST SINGING -
JUST PERFORMING? >> YEAH, I PERFORMED AND THEN I DID THE -- WHAT DO
YOU CALL >> Jimmy: CLASSROOM INSTRUMENTS.
>> THE INSTRUMENTS >> Jimmy: THAT WAS SUCH A BIG DEAL FOR US.
WE LOVED IT. YOU SANG, "LET IT GO." >> THAT WAS YOUR SHOW -- WHAT
NUMBER WAS THAT SHOW 11 >> Jimmy: BRAND-NEW "TONIGHT
SHOW." WHEN YOU CAME ON, DID US A A SOLID.
NOT ONLY THAT, BY THE WAY, WHEN WE AIRED IT, IT WAS THE DAY AFTER YOU PERFORMED AT THE
OSCARS >> YEAH, "LET IT GO. AND I HAVE TO SAY, THAT WAS
COOLER THAN AT THE OSCARS. >> Jimmy: REALLY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> YEAH, I WAS - >> Jimmy: REALLY >> WELL, YEAH.
FIRST OF ALL, MY NAME GOT SCREWED UP NO, I'M JUST KIDDING
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS SUCH A BIG DEAL ADELE DEZEEM
>> THAT WAS THE GREATEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME HONESTLY
I'M NOT COMPLAINING. >> Jimmy: THAT WAS WILD. LIKE JOHN -- WE'VE HAD
JOHN TRAVOLTA ON THE SHOW, AND WE TALKED ABOUT IT HE'S LIKE, "I KNOW, I DID IT
IT WAS EMBARASSING CAN WE GET OVER IT PLEASE? >> WE CAME HERE AND I PLAYED
THE TRIANGLE, AND YOU PLAYED THE -- I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU PLAYED
>> Jimmy: USUALLY THEY HAVE ME -- I GO IN WITH AN INSTRUMENT, OR BIG DRUM OR
SOMETHING AND EVERYONE TALKS ME OUT OF PLAYING BECAUSE QUESTLOVE IS LIKE, "YOU'RE OFF
BEAT OR SOMETHING. AND THEN THEY GIVE ME SOMETHING THAT MAKES NO NOISE.
SO, I USE THAT I USE THAT AND GO LIKE THAT, AND IT MAKES NO NOISE.
>> THAT'S GOOD >> Jimmy: BUT YOU WERE SO GREAT -- HONESTLY, YOUR VOICE
IS SO BEAUTIFUL. YOU DON'T EVEN REALLY NEED A A MICROPHONE
YOU JUST PROJECT >> THANK YOU NO, I WORK HARD, AND YOU KNOW,
I HAVE TO PRACTICE A LOT >> Jimmy: SOME CHARITY EVENT A A COUPLE YEARS AGO
>> YEAH, WHERE WERE WE >> Jimmy: YOU WERE ON STAGE, THERE WAS NO BAND, YOU SANG
ACCAPELLA. >> THERE WASN'T? >> Jimmy: AND YOU KNOCKED
EVERYONE - >> THE GOOD THING ABOUT THAT IS YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT
BEING IN THE POCKET. YOU JUST SING AND IF YOU'RE OFF YOU CAN SING IN WHATEVER KEY
YOU WANT IT'S LIKE SINGING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
>> Jimmy: I DO THAT ANYWAY IT'S NATIONAL DRINK BEER DAY JUST GET OUT THERE AND SING.
>> YOU GET OUT THERE AND SING. >> Jimmy: BUT YOU CRUSHED IT AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOSH."
AND EVERYONE WAS JUST LIKE JAW DROPPING YOU'VE GOT IT.
YOU'RE A TALENT. COME ON, YOU'RE AMAZING. >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR BOOK
"LOUD MOUSE. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT
THIS BUT THEN I WAS TALKING TO YOU BACKSTAGE.
AND I GO WITH "FROZEN" AND "LET IT GO," DO YOU EVER GO TO DISNEY
DO YOU FEEL WEIRD GOING TO DISNEY >> NO.
I LOVE TO GO TO DISNEY IT'S JUST SOMETIMES THEY MAKE ME DO A PHOTO OP WITH THE ELSAs
AND THE ANNAS. >> Jimmy: YES. >> SO -- BUT IT'S REALLY
UNCOMFORTABLE FOR ME, BECAUSE I WANT TO TALK TO THEM LIKE, I KNOW THEY'RE
PROBABLY -- IT'S A DAY JOB AND THEY'RE ASPIRING ACTRESSES, YOU KNOW
SO, I TRY TO JUST BE COOL. I SAY LIKE, HEY, IT'S REALLY HOT HERE
YOU MUST BE SO HOT IN THAT COSTUME. AND SHE'S AWLWAYS LIKE, ELSA'S
ALWAYS "YES, IT'S VERY HOT HERE IN ARENDELLE." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW AND THEN I'M LIKE -- >> Jimmy: THEY HAVE TO STAY IN
CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME >> YEAH, THEY HAVE TO STAY -- OR THEY GET FIRED.
I'M NOT TRYING TO BREAK THEM I JUST WANT TO BE COOL I'LL BE LIKE, "YOU WANT TO GO
FOR A DRINK LATER AFTER THIS?" THEY'RE LIKE, "OLAF'S A LITTLE UNDERAGE."
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW I'M JUST LIKE, "FORGET IT.
>> Jimmy: THEY CAN'T BREAK CHARACTER. THAT'S RIGHT
[ APPLAUSE ] HERE'S A PICTURE OF YOU THOUGH THEY LOOK GOOD
>> I BOUGHT A TIARA THERE SO I COULD FIT IN A LITTLE BIT. >> Jimmy: THAT IS SO FUN
WE HAD KRISTEN BELL ON THE SHOW NOT TOO LONG AGO, AND SHE UNOFFICIALLY CONFIRMED WITH NO
BACKING OR NO TRUTH TO IT THAT "FROZEN 3" IS HAPPENING. >> SHE DID, "YEAH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: CAN YOU -- WHAT CAN YOU SAY ON THAT?
>> I CAN UNOFFICIALLY CLAIM WITH NO BACKING THAT THERE WILL BE A "FROZEN" 4 AND 5.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOW! MY GOSH TONIGHT!
YOU HEARD IT HERE TONIGHT. >> THE TRILOGY >> Jimmy: I LOVE "FROZEN 2," BY
THE WAY. I THOUGHT IT HELD UP TO THE ORIGINAL
>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH I LOVED IT WE WOULD LOVE A "FROZEN 3.
>> WE WOULD? >> Jimmy: I WOULD LOVE IT. >> Jimmy: I'D LOVE IT BECAUSE I
WOULD LIKE TO PAY MY SON'S COLLEGE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: BUT YOU JUST KEEP CRUSHING IT. BESIDES THAT, "WICKED.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I MEAN, YOU'VE HAD SOME GIANT ROLES
>> YEAH, I TRY TO DO ONE GIANT ROLE A DECADE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND JUST OWN IT. >> YEAH.
"RENT," "WICKED," "FROZEN," IN BETWEEN I JUST HANG OUT AND GO TO MY SON'S BASKETBALL GAMES
>> Jimmy: YEAH, JUST A NORMAL PARENT YEAH
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "LOUD MOUSE. AND I HAVE TWO -
>> YOU HAVE TWO LITTLE GIRLS >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND I HAVE TWO BIG READERS.
THEY LOVE READING. SO THIS IS - >> WELL, YOU'RE A CHILDREN'S
BOOK AUTHOR AS WELL, RIGHT >> Jimmy: SURE I MEAN -- YEAH, I HAVE BOOKS
>> THAT MUST BE THE BEST WHEN YOU READ TO YOUR GIRLS AND THE CHARACTERS AND EVERYTHING THAT
YOU DO >> Jimmy: NO, I DON'T -- I WISH IT WAS MORE EXCITING
BUT YEAH NO, MY BOOKS HAVE, LIKE, TEN WORDS IN THE WHOLE BOOK.
IT'S BASICALLY A TEXT MESSAGE WITH ANIMATION THIS IS AN ACTUAL BOOK WITH
A MESSAGE. >> THIS IS A BOOK THAT I WROTE WITH MY SISTER, CARA
>> Jimmy: YEAH, WHO I SAW BACKSTAGE. >> YEAH, YOU SAW BACKSTAGE
SHE'S ACTUALLY A TEACHER AND A A WRITER, AND SHE SPECIALIZES IN LITERACY AS A TEACHER
SO I DIDN'T WANT TO DO A A CHILDREN'S BOOK WITHOUT HER, FIRST OF ALL, BECAUSE I DON'T
DO ANYTHING WITHOUT HER AND SHE KNOWS ME BETTER THAN ANYONE. AND I ALSO BECAUSE I KNEW SHE
WOULD APPROACH IT THROUGH THE LENS OF A TEACHER, AND SORT OF THE EXPERTISE AND HER LOVE FOR
LANGUAGE AND EVERYTHING. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO, SHE WROTE THE MOST
LYRICAL, POETIC STORY. AND I INSPIRED IT. IT'S KIND OF LIKE ABOUT WHEN I
WAS A LITTLE GIRL, I HAD THIS BIG VOICE. AND I WAS NEVER REALLY SURE
WHEN I COULD SHARE MY VOICE. I DIDN'T WANT TO CALL TOO MUCH ATTENTION TO MYSELF.
BUT THE THING IS, YOU KNOW, WHEN LITTLE KIDS, OR BIG KIDS, GROWNUPS, YOU KNOW, WHEN WE
WANT TO BE SEEN OR HEARD, THEN WE REALLY ARE SEEN AND HEARD AND IT CAN BE VERY VULNERABLE.
AND IT'S A LOT OF RISK TAKING. THAT'S KIND OF WHAT IT'S ABOUT >> Jimmy: WITH MY TAIL IN MY
HAND, MY WHISKERS OUT PROUD, I SING BIG, I SING IT LA LA LA >> SHE HOLDS HER TAIL IN HER
HAND LIKE A MICROPHONE, OF COURSE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: AND SINGS IT LOUD. >> IT COULD BE ANYTHING. IT'S NOT JUST ME
AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A A SINGER IT COULD BE JUST ANY PASSION
THAT A KID STARTS TO HAVE, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: SHE DOES GET LOUD,
AND SHE GETS EMBARRASSED >> AND SOME EXTRAORDINARY THINGS HAPPEN WHEN SHE ACTUALLY
SHARES HER VOICE PUBLICLY. >> Jimmy: AND THEN IT KIND OF -- IT'S GOOD.
IT'S A NICE EMOTIONAL THING. AND THEN IT ENDS UP LIKE YEAH, BE LOUD, BE YOURSELF
BUT YOU ACTUALLY, OF COURSE -- WHICH I THOUGHT WAS BRILLIANT -- YOU WROTE A SONG
FOR THIS >> YEAH. I WROTE A SONG BECAUSE THERE'S
A REFRAIN. AS MY SISTER WOULD SAY, "WITH LITTLE KIDS, IF THEY CAN'T READ
YET, IT'S GREAT TO GIVE THEM REPETITION." SO, THAT'S THE REFRAIN, THAT
JIMMY WAS SAYING "WITH MY TAIL IN MY HAND --" THEN THERE'S A PART, IT GOES LA
LA LS -- CAN I DO IT FOR YOU GUYS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WE ALWAYS HAVE A A MICROPHONE >> SO, WHEN IT GETS TO THE LA,
LA, LA, LA, LA-LOUD PART YOU GO LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY SO MUCH
HIGHER BECAUSE I WROTE IT FOR A KID'S KEY AND I CAN BARELY SING IT.
BUT IT'S - YOU'LL GET IT -- >> Jimmy: WE CAN DO IT
SURE, ROOTS? >> CAN YOU GIVE ME A NOTE. *
* WITH MY TAIL IN MY HAND AND MY WHISKERS PROU I SING IT BIG
SING IT LOUD * >> EVERYBODY * LA LA LA LA LA LOUD
LA LA LA LA LA LOUD * >> COME ON, YOU CAN DO IT! * LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA * >> Jimmy: IDINA MENZEL "LOUD MOUSE" IS AVAILABLE NOW.
WE'LL BE WRITE BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM BABYFACE FEATURING BABY TATE.
STICK AROUND * *
>> Jimmy: HIS NEW ALBUM, "GIRLS NIGHT OUT" IS OUT OCTOBER 21st PERFORMING "DON'T EVEN THINK
ABOUT IT" WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM THE ROOTS, PLEASE WELCOME BABYFACE, FEATURING BABY TATE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU WHEN I WAKE UP
BUT TONIGHT I WANT YOU MESSING UP MY MAKEUP * * 'CAUSE I GO
SO MANY PROBLEMS WITH COMMITMENT OH * * AND I DON'T WANT YO
TO COME AND TRY TO FIX I NO * * SO THIS IS ONLY
FOR TONIGH AND RIGHT NO WE CAN DO WHATEVER *
* SIT BACK AN JUST ENJOY THE RID DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT
FOREVER * * DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT I
EYES CLOSED LET YOURSELF GO * * DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT
FOREVER * * 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU WHEN I WAKE U
WAKE UP WAKE U HEY * * BABY YOU BETTER NOT
LET ME SEE YOU WHEN I ROLL OVER MY PILLOW * * YOU BETTER NO
TRY TO BE THER IN THE MORNING I GOT TO DO * * BETTER NOT KEEP ON TRYING
TO GET TO KNOW ME KNOW M LIKE AN INTERVIEW * * BETTER OFF FINDING YO
SOMEBODY ELS THERE AIN'T NO ME AND YOU * * TELL YOUR MAM
I DON'T WANT TO MEET HER I KNOW YOU PROB'LY THINK YOU FOUND A KEEPER *
* LET YOU IN BU YOU CAN'T GO NO DEEPER YOU JUST MAKE SURE
YOU KNOW * * THAT THIS I ONLY FOR TONIGHT
IT'S ONLY FOR TONIGH AND WE CAN DO WHATEVER * * YEAH WE CAN DO WHATEVER
SIT BACK AND JUST ENJOY THE RID JUST ENJOY THE RIDE *
* DON'T EVEN THINK ABOU FOREVE DON'T EVEN DON'T EVE
THINK ABOUT IT * * DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT I
EYES CLOSE LET YOURSELF GO * * DON'T EVEN THINK ABOU
FOREVE 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT IT * * YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU
WHEN YOU WAKE UP * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * I DON'T WAN
TO SEE YOU LAY THERE * * 'CAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO FACE ANOTHER BREAK UP
I DON'T WANT TO FACE ANOTHER * * I KISS YOU GONNA PLAY I 'TIL YOU WAKE UP
AND THERE'S NO ONE INSIDE * * O SIT BACK AND JUST ENJOY TH
RIDE * * AND DON'T EVE THINK ABOUT IT
YEAH * * DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT
FOREVER * * NO NO N NO-O
NO-OOH NO-OOH * * DON'T EVE
THINK ABOUT IT * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON NOW!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, MY GOODNESS. BABY TATE, THANK YOU SO MUCH
BABYFACE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU, BUDDY
"GIRLS NIGHT OUT" IS OUT OCTOBER 21st WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * OOH, THAT WAS SO GOOD!
* >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO MILES TELLER, IDINA MENZEL,
BABYFACE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BABY TATE!
AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. BYE BYE!