1 00:00:08,308 --> 00:00:09,909 >> Jimmy: HEY BOB. WELCOME TO THE SHOW. 2 00:00:09,909 --> 00:00:12,412 >> HEY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: GOOD TO SEE YA 3 00:00:12,412 --> 00:00:17,450 HEY, WANT TO PLAY HOT HANDS? >> SURE. >> YEP 4 00:00:17,450 --> 00:00:22,255 >> Jimmy: OH, YOU WON. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S HOW YOU PLAY? 5 00:00:22,255 --> 00:00:31,331 OKAY >> YOU GOT ME. [ LAUGHTER ] 6 00:00:31,331 --> 00:00:43,143 Jimmy: THIS IS FUN [ LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER ] 7 00:00:43,143 --> 00:00:53,953 [ LAUGHTER ] >> JIMMY WE'RE A MINUTE OUT. >> Jimmy: OKAY 8 00:00:53,953 --> 00:01:03,263 TWO FOR FLINCHING. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:01:03,263 --> 00:01:07,834 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 10 00:01:07,834 --> 00:01:10,670 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE 11 00:01:10,670 --> 00:01:18,678 TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS 12 00:01:18,678 --> 00:01:22,916 GUESTS - ROBERT De NIRO CHLOE FINEMAN. 13 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:28,822 MUSICAL GUEST, ARCTIC MONKEYS. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW 14 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:39,499 >> Questlove: 1720 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 15 00:01:42,802 --> 00:02:00,653 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 16 00:02:00,653 --> 00:02:05,225 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT RIGHT THERE. 17 00:02:05,225 --> 00:02:07,761 WELCOME. THANK YOU SO MUCH. WELCOME. 18 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:10,930 ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 19 00:02:10,930 --> 00:02:14,100 YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME 20 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:17,470 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU GUYS, NEW YORK CITY IS BUZZING TONIGHT BECAUSE LAST 21 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:21,508 NIGHT IN TORONTO, YANKEES SUPERSTAR AARON JUDGE HIT HIS 61st HOME RUN OF THE SEASON, 22 00:02:21,508 --> 00:02:30,583 TYING ROGER MARIS' AMERICAN LEAGUE RECORD. YEP, AARON JUDGE DID THE 23 00:02:30,583 --> 00:02:33,219 IMPOSSIBLE HE MADE NON-YANKEE FANS ROOT FOR THE YANKEES. 24 00:02:33,219 --> 00:02:35,722 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT WAS A SPECIAL MOMENT NEW YORKERS HAVEN'T SHARED LIKE 25 00:02:35,722 --> 00:02:40,427 THIS SINCE BILL de BLASIO LEFT OFFICE IT WAS REALLY AMAZING. 26 00:02:40,427 --> 00:02:43,396 FANS WAITED 61 YEARS FOR THIS TO HAPPEN. THAT'S RIGHT, WAITING SIX 27 00:02:43,396 --> 00:02:47,200 DECADES FOR ONE EXCITING MOMENT THAT SUMS UP BASEBALL PRETTY 28 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:50,103 WELL [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS A HISTORIC NIGHT FOR 29 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:52,906 AARON JUDGE, AND YOU COULD TELL THE ANNOUNCER WAS PRETTY EXCITED. 30 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:57,877 BUT I'M NOT SURE ABOUT HIS HOME RUN CALL TAKE A LISTEN TO THIS. 31 00:02:59,412 --> 00:03:01,648 LEFT FIELD IT IS GONE HE'S DONE IT 32 00:03:01,648 --> 00:03:06,353 MOVE OVER 69 THE NEW HOT THING TO DO IN THE BEDROOM IS 61! 33 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:11,491 ITS BOM, TO THE BOM, BOM HE'S ROUNDING THE BASES LIKE A A SENIOR ON PROM NIGHT 34 00:03:11,491 --> 00:03:16,062 HE'S ABOUT TO HEAR SOMETHING I NEVER HEARD FROM MY DAD, WHICH IS, "I'M PROUD OF YOU, SON." 35 00:03:16,062 --> 00:03:20,233 MAN, OH, MAN, THAT BALL LEFT FASTER THAN MY WIFE WITH THE POOL BOY 36 00:03:20,233 --> 00:03:23,603 OH, BABY [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 37 00:03:23,603 --> 00:03:26,873 >> Jimmy: YOU HAD WEEKS TO PRACTICE THAT -- WASN'T EVEN APPROPRIATE I THOUGHT. 38 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:29,409 >> Steve: VERY EMOTIONAL FOR HIM. >> Jimmy: I THOUGHT -- OF 39 00:03:29,409 --> 00:03:32,779 COURSE A LOT OF PEOPLE WENT FROM THE GAME HOPING TO CATCH THE HOME RUN BALL. 40 00:03:32,779 --> 00:03:35,849 YOU GO THE GAME -- OH MY GOSH. IF I CATCH THIS. IT WAS WORTH A QUARTER OF 41 00:03:35,849 --> 00:03:39,352 A MILLION DOLLARS IF YOU CAUGHT THE BALL AND ONE GUY CAME PRETTY CLOSE. 42 00:03:39,352 --> 00:03:43,289 HERE HE IS LOOK AT THIS [ LAUGHTER ] 43 00:03:43,289 --> 00:03:46,126 LESS THAN -- LESS THAN ONE FOOT AWAY YEAH 44 00:03:46,126 --> 00:03:48,428 YEAH OH, MY GOSH. THEN EVERY GUY WHO SHOWED UP TO 45 00:03:48,428 --> 00:03:50,096 THE GAME WITH A FISHING NET WAS LIKE, 'WELL WHO'S LAUGHING NOW. 46 00:03:50,096 --> 00:03:53,900 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND GET THIS, THE GUY, THIS IS REAL, THE GUY WHO ALMOST CAUGHT 47 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:59,572 THE BALL WAS A TORONTO BLUE JAYS FAN NAMED -- THIS IS REAL -- FRANKY LASAGNA 48 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:05,712 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WHAT >> Jimmy: YEAH 49 00:04:05,712 --> 00:04:08,415 >> Steve: FRANKY LASAGNA >> Jimmy: FRANKY LASAGNA IS THE NAME OF THAT FAN RIGHT THERE 50 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:10,316 FRANKY LASAGNA -- SOUNDS LIKE A NAME YOU GET FROM THE OLIVE GARDEN WITNESS PROTECTION 51 00:04:10,316 --> 00:04:14,220 PROGRAM. [ LAUGHTER ] FRANKY LASAGNA SOUNDS LIKE THE 52 00:04:14,220 --> 00:04:19,259 NAME ROBERT De NIRO CHECKS INTO HOTELS TO AVOID PAPARAZZI. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 53 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:23,063 FRANKY LASAGNA SOUNDS LIKE THE NAME OF TRUMP'S NEXT LAWYER. [ LAUGHTER ] 54 00:04:23,063 --> 00:04:27,600 "FRANKY LASAGNA IS THE GREATEST." SPEAKING OF TRUMP, IT WAS JUST 55 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,235 REVEALED THAT DURING THE FBI SEARCH OF MAR-A-LAGO, THEY SEIZED 200,000 PAGES OF 56 00:04:29,235 --> 00:04:36,743 DOCUMENTS FROM THE FORMER PRESIDENT. 200,000 PAGES. 57 00:04:36,743 --> 00:04:41,214 HE'S LIKE A GRANDPA WHO PRINTS EVERY EMAIL. [ LAUGHTER ] 58 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:43,083 IF THE FBI DELAYED THEIR SEARCH ANOTHER DAY, THE TV SHOW "HOARDERS" WOULD HAVE BEAT THEM 59 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:48,555 TO IT. SOME MORE NEWS, I READ THE NORDS STREAM PIPELINE, WHICH 60 00:04:48,555 --> 00:04:54,227 FUNNELED GAS FROM RUSSIA TO EUROPE, HAS STARTED LEAKING DUE TO UNDER WATER EXPLOSIONS. 61 00:04:54,227 --> 00:05:00,800 AND THE U.S. AND EUROPE THINK THAT RUSSIA IS RESPONSIBLE YEAH, A LEAKY PIPELINE 62 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,869 TODAY PRESIDENT BIDEN WAS LIKE, "OH, I HAVE A GREAT UROLOGIST FOR THAT." 63 00:05:02,869 --> 00:05:07,340 [ LAUGHTER ] LISTEN TO THIS, A NEW POLL SHOWS THAT MORE DEMOCRATS ARE 64 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:10,643 NOW SAYING THEY WANT BIDEN TO RUN FOR RE-ELECTION. AND IF HE DOESN'T, VICE 65 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:16,816 PRESIDENT HARRIS IS THEIR TOP CHOICE THAT POLL WAS CONDUCTED AMONG 66 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:25,058 TWO PEOPLE, JOE BIDEN AND KAMALA HARRIS. [ LAUGHTER ] 67 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:26,626 MEANWHILE, I SAW THAT BERNIE SANDERS IS LEAVING THE DOOR OPEN FOR ANOTHER 68 00:05:26,626 --> 00:05:32,932 PRESIDENTIAL RUN IN 2024 HE'LL BE 83-YEARS-OLD. WHEN OTHER MEMBERS OF THE HOUSE 69 00:05:32,932 --> 00:05:35,268 HEARD ABOUT THIS, THEY HAD SOME THOUGHTS FOR EXAMPLE, FIRST UP 70 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:38,505 CONGRESSMAN KEN BUCK SAID, "I'M NOT SURE THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA 71 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:45,178 I MEAN AT 83, HE'S NOT EXACTLY A YOUNG, WELL, MY NAME LAST. [ LAUGHTER ] 72 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:47,781 NEXT UP CONGRESSMAN JIM BANKS SAID, "WE NEED SOMEONE IN THE WHITE HOUSE WHO'S NOT AFRAID TO 73 00:05:47,781 --> 00:05:52,485 PROTECT THE LITTLE GUY AND GO AFTER THE BIG, WELL, MY LAST NAME." 74 00:05:52,485 --> 00:05:54,821 [ LAUGHTER ] AND CONGRESSMAN TOM COTTON SAID, "BUT WE DO WANT 75 00:05:54,821 --> 00:05:56,256 A CANDIDATE WHOSE HAIR LOOKS LIKE A GIANT BALL OF, WELL, MY LAST NAME. 76 00:05:56,256 --> 00:06:02,662 [ LAUGHTER ] AND CONGRESSMAN COLIN ALLRED SAID, "I'D STILL VOTE FOR HIM. 77 00:06:02,662 --> 00:06:05,598 I LIKE THAT HE TALKS SO LOUD THAT HIS FACE TURNS, WELL, MY LAST NAME. 78 00:06:05,598 --> 00:06:08,935 [ LAUGHTER ] AND CONGRESSMAN VIRGINIA FOXX SAID, "WHAT ABOUT WHAT THE 79 00:06:08,935 --> 00:06:12,072 NEWSOM GUY IN CALIFORNIA I SAW ON TV THE OTHER DAY THAT HE'S A STONE COLD, WELL, MY 80 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:15,942 LAST NAME. [ LAUGHTER ] AND CONGRESSMAN DUSTY JOHNSON 81 00:06:15,942 --> 00:06:18,445 SAID, "BERNIE SANDERS IS TOO OLD. I MEAN, I'VE SEEN A FEW TIMES 82 00:06:18,445 --> 00:06:29,222 AT THE GYM AND CONFIRM HE'S GOT A REAL, WELL, MY FULL NAME." [ LAUGHTER ] 83 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:34,094 >> Steve: FULL NAME. OY >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, SENATOR 84 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:37,197 ROY BLUNT SAID, "IF I WERE HIM, I WOULD JUST RETIRE AND GO BACK TO VERMONT 85 00:06:37,197 --> 00:06:40,066 CALL UP BEN AND JERRY AND LIGHT UP A BIG FAT, WELL, MY LAST NAME." 86 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:42,068 [ LAUGHTER ] THERE YOU GO A LOT OF OPINIONS THERE. 87 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:48,508 [ APPLAUSE ] YOU GUYS SEE THIS? THE OTHER NIGHT AT HER CONCERT 88 00:06:48,508 --> 00:06:54,147 IN D.C., LIZZO PLAYED PRESIDENT JAMES MADISON'S NEVER USED CRYSTAL FLUTE. 89 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:56,349 YEAH LIZZO SAID, "I JUST --" THIS IS REAL 90 00:06:56,349 --> 00:07:00,053 SHE SAID, "I JUST TWERKED AND PLAYED JAMES MADISON'S CRYSTAL FLUTE FROM THE 1800s 91 00:07:00,053 --> 00:07:03,390 IT'S PRETTY COOL." WELL, NOT MANY PEOPLE KNOW THIS BUT HERE IN THE NBC ARCHIVES, 92 00:07:03,390 --> 00:07:07,927 WE ACTUALLY HAVE CALVIN COOLIDGE'S SAXOPHONE. THIS IS REAL 93 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:10,430 CHECK THIS OUT WE BROUGHT IT OUT IN THE ARCHIVES 94 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:13,500 THAT'S COOL? I COULD PLAY IT, BUT I JUST DON'T KNOW 95 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:16,336 I MEAN, I'VE NEVER -- I DON'T THINK I SHOULD I MEAN, IT'S THE ORIGINAL -- 96 00:07:16,336 --> 00:07:23,109 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OH, COME ON. >> Jimmy: CALVIN COOLIDGE. 97 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:28,348 THIS IS KIND OF A -- I DON'T KNOW IF I EVEN REMEMBER HOW TO DO IT. 98 00:07:28,348 --> 00:07:34,054 [ BLOWS INTO SAXOPHONE ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WOW. 99 00:07:34,054 --> 00:08:07,287 * * * 100 00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:17,330 [ APPLAUSE ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: LITTLE STORY THERE 101 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:20,600 >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT? >> Steve: LITTLE STORY THERE >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT 102 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:24,337 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT GUYS, THERE'S A LOT OF BUZZ AROUND THE NEW HORROR MOVIE 103 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:27,941 "SMILE." DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS MOVIE? EVERYBODY -- THIS IS GOING TO 104 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:31,344 BE THE BIG MOVIE THIS WEEKEND. IT'S EXPECTED TO BE SUCH A BIG HIT, THEY'RE ALREADY PLANNING 105 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:34,514 ON MAKING A FRANCHISE OUT OF IT YEAH, TAKE A LOOK AT THE 106 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,449 IT YEAH, TAKE A LOOK AT THE TRAILER I JUST SAW 107 00:08:37,283 --> 00:08:38,752 >> THIS FRIDAY, DON'T MISS THE PREMIERE OF "SMILE" AND THEN BE 108 00:08:38,752 --> 00:08:42,655 SURE TO CATCH ALL THE HEARTSTOPPING SEQUELS -- "HALF SMILE," "NERVOUS SMILE," "YOUR 109 00:08:42,655 --> 00:08:46,960 FRIEND WINS THE LOTTERY SMILE," "YOU RAN INTO YOUR EX WITH A A NEW BABY SMILE," "YOUR BOSS 110 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:49,963 TOLD YOU A REALLY BAD JOKE SMILE," "WAITERS SINGING 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' TO YOU SMILE," 111 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:54,934 "YOU'RE TAKING A PICTURE AND DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO A NORMAL HUMAN SMILE, SMILE," AND 112 00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:57,570 "MEETING YOUR TINDER DATE IN PERSON FOR THE FIRST TIME SMILE. 113 00:08:57,570 --> 00:09:06,312 COMING SOON. >> Jimmy: VERY INTERESTING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 114 00:09:06,312 --> 00:09:08,181 WELL, SOME BUSINESS NEWS, I SAW THAT HEFTY JUST RELEASED NEW PUMPKIN SPICE SCENTED TRASH 115 00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:13,386 BAGS [ LAUGHTER ] RIGHT NOW, ALL THE RACCOONS ARE 116 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:17,457 LIKE, "I KNOW IT'S BASIC, BUT I STILL LOVE IT. OKAY, CAN I JUST SAY." 117 00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:19,759 WELL, THIS IS INTERESTING. ACCORDING TO A NEW RESEARCH, THE PANDEMIC MAY HAVE CHANGED 118 00:09:19,759 --> 00:09:25,432 PEOPLE'S PERSONALITIES FOREVER I'M NOT SURE I'VE NOTICED ANYONE ACTING DIFFERENTLY. 119 00:09:25,432 --> 00:09:31,037 WHAT ABOUT YOU, HIGGINS? >> Steve: WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT, JACK 120 00:09:31,037 --> 00:09:34,174 ALWAYS BEEN THE SAME TICKET FROM BACCARAT STEVE. ALL BACCARAT EVER CARED ABOUT 121 00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:38,678 WAS THE CLICK, CLICK, CLICKEDY CLACK OF THE ROULETTE WHEEL. SEE THOSE TRIPLE CHERRIES COME 122 00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:43,583 UP ON MY FAVORITE SLOT MACHINE AND SHOPLIFTING CRAB LEGS FROM CIRCUS CIRCUS BUFFET 123 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:53,059 COME ON, LUCKY 4s. [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: QUEST, HAVE YOU 124 00:09:53,059 --> 00:09:56,796 NOTICED HIGGINS HAS BEEN ACTING DIFFERENTLY? * 125 00:09:56,796 --> 00:10:03,036 >> Questlove: I DON'T PAY MIND TO ANYBODY BUT ME. MY LEATHER JACKET AND MY HOG 126 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:06,406 SHE'S A '78 HARLEY, SILVER HEAD, AND THERE'S NOTHING MORE THAN I LOVE THAN LIFE THAN 127 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:08,074 WHIPPING HER DOWN THE SOUTH DAKOTA PRAIRIE HITTING 80 MILES-PER-HOUR WHILE THE OLD 128 00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:17,250 LADY SITS BEHIND AND FEEDS ME MEATBALLS FROM OLIVE GARDEN. * 129 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:23,823 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: JAMES, DO YOU THINK PEOPLE'S PERSONALITIES CHANGED 130 00:10:23,823 --> 00:10:28,628 BECAUSE OF THE PANDEMIC? >> YOU KNOW ME, JIMMY. [ LAUGHTER ] 131 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:38,138 I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THE SAME. FAN OF ALL THINGS -- SCIENCE FICTION AND GEEK CULTURE 132 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:41,975 I'M THE BIGGEST FAN OF "HOUSE OF THE DRAGON. [ LAUGHTER ] 133 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:55,622 THIS SIDE OF WESTEROS, LOL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'VE EVEN LEARNED THE LANGUAGE 134 00:10:55,622 --> 00:11:01,961 SPOKEN BY THE ELVES ON THE SHOW, HIGH VALYRIAN. CHECK THIS OUT 135 00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:14,207 [ LAUGHTER ] [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] 136 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:28,621 [ LAUGHTER ] [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] [ LAUGHTER ] 137 00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:57,150 [ LAUGHTER ] [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] [ LAUGHTER ] 138 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,440 >> Steve: I HAD NO IDEA. 139 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:24,944 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. THANK YOU, JAMES >> Steve: WOW, I GUESS 140 00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:33,353 THAT'S ODD >> Questlove: WOW. >> Steve: WOW. 141 00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:39,693 >> Jimmy: FINALLY, A NEW SURVEY SAID THAT OVER A -- I SHOULD LET EVERYONE AT HOME KNOW THAT 142 00:12:39,693 --> 00:12:42,529 JAMES NEVER SAW THOSE CUE CARDS OR WORE THAT WIG UNTIL JUST NOW. 143 00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:46,099 HE HAD NO IDEA WE JUST SURPRISED HIM ON THE SPOT 144 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:57,177 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE FINALLY, A NEW SURVEY FOUND THAT OVER A QUARTER OF 145 00:12:57,177 --> 00:13:02,415 AMERICANS HAVE BEEN SO HANGRY THAT THEY'VE ACTUALLY EATEN OUT OF THE GARBAGE 146 00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:05,151 THE MOST COMMON EXPLANATION THEY GAVE WAS FOR SOME REASON, "THE TRASH BAGS SMELLED LIKE 147 00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:08,555 PUMPKIN SPICE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 148 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:11,691 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 149 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:19,065 * 150 00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:24,604 * >> Jimmy: BE SURE TO TUNE IN NEXT THURSDAY, EVERYBODY, ONE 151 00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:28,108 WEEK FROM TONIGHT. JACK HARLOW WILL BE CO-HOSTING THE SHOW WITH ME 152 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:32,145 JACK HARLOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A LOT OF FUN STUFF 153 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:35,315 PLANNED WITH HIM I CANNOT WAIT FOR THAT IT'S A BIG SHOW NEXT THURSDAY. 154 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:39,919 YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU 155 00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:42,756 TONIGHT. HE'S ONE OF THE GREATEST ACTORS OF ALL TIME. 156 00:13:42,756 --> 00:13:46,092 >> Steve: GREATEST >> Jimmy: HE'S THE GREATEST. I LOVE HIM 157 00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:48,895 EVEN SEEING HIM IN THE HALL YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, MY GOSH, HE'S -- IS HE REAL?" 158 00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:52,332 YEAH, HE'S REAL. HE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "AMSTERDAM," WHICH HITS 159 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:58,605 THEATERS OCTOBER 7th ROBERT De NIRO IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 160 00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:03,209 NO HE'S NOT HERE YET NO, NO, NO, SIT DOWN NO, NO, NO, HE'S NOT COMING 161 00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:06,279 OUT. NO, HE'S BACKSTAGE HE WILL EVENTUALLY BE HERE 162 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:12,052 [ LAUGHTER ] HE GOT A STANDING OVATION JUST SAYING HIS NAME. 163 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:14,187 PLUS YOU KNOW HER FROM "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," WHICH RETURNS THIS WEEKEND WITH HOST 164 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:19,392 MILES TELLER AND MUSICAL GUEST KENDRICK LAMAR CHLOE FINEMAN IS HERE TONIGHT. 165 00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:22,896 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: LOVE CHLOE >> Jimmy: SHE'S FANTASTIC. 166 00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:27,467 AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM ARCTIC MONKEYS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 167 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,769 STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." 168 00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:37,744 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 169 00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:41,081 >> Jimmy: THERE'S A YOUNG ACTRESS IN THIS FILM TAYLOR SWIFT I THINK IS GONNA 170 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:44,951 BE BIG ONE DAY UH, IF YOU CHECK -- YEAH YOU MADE HEADLINES OVER THE 171 00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:47,821 SUMMER BY THE WAY SAYING THAT YOU HAVE EVERY TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM. 172 00:14:47,821 --> 00:14:50,323 >> RIGHT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IS THAT TRUE 173 00:14:50,323 --> 00:15:05,238 >> NO. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK 174 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:08,375 GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS. HERE WE GO 175 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:17,917 * HASHTAG HASHTAGS * >> Jimmy: WE DO THIS THING 176 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:21,087 EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG AND ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC. 177 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:24,557 THIS WEEK I SENT OUT THE HASHTAG "I USED TO THINK." I ASKED YOU GUYS TO TWEET 178 00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:27,761 SOMETHING FUNNY OR WEIRD THAT YOU USED TO THINK WAS TRUE WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS 179 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:32,232 A TRENDING TOPIC IN THE U.S., SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 180 00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:36,069 NOW, I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF MY FAVOITE "I USED TO THINK" TWEETS FROM YOU GUYS 181 00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:38,905 HERE WE GO THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM @TAMMYOFSANIK. 182 00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:40,807 SHE SAID, "MY DAUGHTER, AS A A TODDLER, USED TO THINK THAT PRAYERS ENDED WITH AN EMPHATIC 183 00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:49,082 'OH, MAN!' INSTEAD OF AMEN SHE'S ALMOST 22 NOW AND DID FIGURE IT OUT EVENTUALLY." 184 00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:53,987 YEAH [ APPLAUSE ] OH, MAN. 185 00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:57,257 THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM @CARINGETO SHE SAYS, "I USED TO THINK 186 00:15:57,257 --> 00:16:04,130 RuPAUL WAS SHORT FOR PAUL RUDD UNTIL I FOUND OUT THEY WERE TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PEOPLE. 187 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:09,402 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YEAH, RuPAUL THIS ONE'S FROM @CHADBSIMMONS. 188 00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:11,137 HE SAYS, "I USED TO THINK IF YOU SWALLOWED YOUR GUM IT WOULD GROW INTO A TREE IN YOUR 189 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:14,641 STOMACH AND SPROUT OUT FROM YOUR MOUTH." [ APPLAUSE ] 190 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:17,711 YEAH >> Steve: I DID, TOO >> Jimmy: THAT IS TRUE 191 00:16:17,711 --> 00:16:21,414 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM @COSTCOSCOLI 192 00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,049 THEY SAID, "I USED TO THINK THAT THE SIGN IN STORES 'SHOPLIFTERS WILL BE 193 00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:26,453 PROSECUTED' MEANT THEY WOULD BE EXECUTED I NEVER THOUGHT OF STEALING 194 00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:34,094 AFTER THAT." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NOT WORTH IT 195 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:38,131 THIS ONE'S FROM @WISEMO86. HE SAYS, "I THOUGHT IT WAS WIND SHIELD FACTOR, NOT WIND CHILL 196 00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:41,835 FACTOR I ALWAYS WONDERED WHY IT MATTERED HOW COLD IT WOULD FEEL 197 00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:45,071 HITTING YOUR CAR YOU'RE IN THE CAR AND WOULDN'T FEEL IT. 198 00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:51,711 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THE WINDSHIELD FACTOR IS - IT'S GOING TO FEEL LIKE 199 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:54,881 BELOW 20 IF YOU'RE A A WINDSHIELD [ LAUGHTER ] 200 00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:59,452 THIS ONE IS FROM @LUV2HIKEYY SHE SAYS, "I USED TO THINK THAT THE AUDIENCE LAUGHTER YOU'D 201 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:01,321 HEAR IN SITCOMS WAS ACTUALLY PEOPLE IN THEIR HOMES LAUGHING, AND I COULD HEAR THEM THROUGH 202 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:05,625 THE TV SO I WOULD LAUGH AT RANDOM TIMES DURING THE SHOW TO STAND 203 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:20,340 OUT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS ONE'S FROM @KDBONVILLE. 204 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:23,410 SHE SAYS, "I USED TO THINK THAT ALL COLLEGE ADMINISTRATORS WERE NAMED DEAN." 205 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:31,584 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS ONE'S FROM @KIBTASTIC HE SAYS, "I USED TO THINK DOGS 206 00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,319 HAD A HIGH TOLERANCE FOR SPICY FOODS BECAUSE I'D HEAR 'HOT TAMALE' BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS 207 00:17:33,319 --> 00:17:38,158 'HOT TO MOLLIE' AND THAT WAS OUR DOG'S NAME FIGURED IF IT WAS TOO HOT FOR 208 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:43,963 THE DOG THEN IT MUST BE TOO HOT FOR ME." IT'S LIKE -- YEAH. 209 00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:47,067 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE HOT TAMALE THAT'S A HOT TAMALE. 210 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:52,138 THIS LAST ONE IS FROM @FVSFAN. THEY SAY, "I USED TO THINK THAT IN PICTURES -- 211 00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:54,074 DUDE CHECK THIS OUT -- "OF THE KFC'S COLONEL SANDERS, THE BOW TIE WAS HIS ARMS AND 212 00:17:54,074 --> 00:18:01,114 LEGS." LOOK AT THIS [ LAUGHTER ] 213 00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:03,516 YOU'LL NEVER UNSEE THAT. YOU WILL NEVER UNSEE THAT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 214 00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:06,353 THERE YOU HAVE IT. THOSE ARE "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." 215 00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:08,421 TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR FAVORITES, GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS 216 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:15,662 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ROBERT De NIRO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 217 00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:23,036 * >> ALEX MOFFAT WAS LIKE, "HAS ANYONE TOLD YOU THAT PEACH 218 00:18:23,036 --> 00:18:27,340 LOOKS A LOT LIKE COLIN FARRELL? WAIT FOR IT. 219 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:32,278 [ DRUM ROLL [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY IT. 220 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:45,825 THAT'S WHO IT IS THAT'S WHO HE IS >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A 221 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:50,697 A MULTIPLE OSCAR-WINNING ACTOR AND LEGENDARY NEW YORKER HE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE 222 00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:55,802 "AMSTERDAM," WHICH HITS THEATERS OCTOBER 7th PLEASE WELCOME ROBERT De NIRO. 223 00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:17,490 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THEY LOVE YOU. 224 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:20,193 THEY LOVE YOU. WE LOVE YOU. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE 225 00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:23,396 I APPRECIATE IT, BUD YOU LOOK GREAT YOU KNOW, YOU WERE VERY NICE 226 00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:27,767 ENOUGH -- YOU WERE MY FIRST GUEST EVER WHEN I STARTED "LATE NIGHT. 227 00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:33,707 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH AND WHAT WE FOUND IS THAT WHEN 228 00:19:33,707 --> 00:19:36,376 WE HAD "LATE NIGHT" -- WE HAD THEM FOR "TONIGHT SHOW" TONIGHT, TOO 229 00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:41,081 BUT BEFORE EVERY SHOW, WE HAD GUESTS SIGN A GUESTBOOK. THIS IS REAL 230 00:19:41,081 --> 00:19:44,050 AND -- AND JUST SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT TO SAY, JUST SIGN SOMETHING TO ME. 231 00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:47,087 AND SO, YOU WERE THE FIRST PERSON TO SIGN THIS BOOK AND I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU 232 00:19:47,087 --> 00:19:52,058 COULD MAYBE READ WHAT YOU WROTE. 'CAUSE THIS IS - 233 00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:56,162 [ LAUGHTER ] CAN YOU SEE IT THERE >> YEAH. 234 00:19:56,162 --> 00:20:01,101 I SAID, "JIMMY, I THINK YOU REALLY [ BLEEP ] UP. [ LAUGHTER ] 235 00:20:01,101 --> 00:20:08,742 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I APPRECIATE THAT. [ SAD TUBA ] 236 00:20:08,742 --> 00:20:11,544 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> AND YOU KNOW, I GAVE -- I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY YEARS AGO 237 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:14,314 WAS THAT >> Jimmy: 13 YEARS AGO >> WOW 238 00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:16,082 BECAUSE I GAVE YOU A DOLLAR, DIDN'T I >> Jimmy: YES, THAT WAS 239 00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:19,352 "TONIGHT SHOW. YEAH, THAT WAS "TONIGHT SHOW." >> WHERE'S THE INTEREST ON 240 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:21,855 THAT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, YOU DON'T GET ANY 241 00:20:21,855 --> 00:20:24,624 MONEY BACK FOR THAT. A BIG HONOR, THIS -- OVER THE WEEKEND, THE HARRY RANSOM 242 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:31,598 CENTER AT THE UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS OPENED THE De NIRO CURATOR OF FILM ENDOWMENT. 243 00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:37,070 THIS IS A MUSEUM - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT -- THAT IS EVERYTHING THAT 244 00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:41,875 YOU'VE SAVED THROUGHOUT YOUR CAREER, RIGHT? >> WELL, NOT EVERYTHING. 245 00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:46,780 A LOT FROM -- BECAUSE I SEE THAT STUFF WOULD DISAPPEAR OR I'D BE TRYING ON SOMETHING 246 00:20:46,780 --> 00:20:48,548 IN A COSTUME PLACE IN L.A., AND IT'D BE -- IT'D BE SOMETHING FROM ANOTHER PRODUCTION THAT 247 00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:59,559 YOU SAY, "GEEZE, YOU'D THINK THEY'D KEEP THAT OR SOMETHING. IT'S KIND OF A -- IT WAS A 248 00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:03,830 A SPECIAL MOVIE OR THIS OR THAT AND IN MY OWN EXPERIENCE, 249 00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:08,768 THINGS WOULD JUST DISAPPEAR IF YOU DIDN'T HOLD ON TO THEM THEY JUST WOULD -- PEOPLE WOULD 250 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:14,341 TAKE THEM AND SO ON -- AS SOUVENIRS. OR MAYBE -- I DON'T KNOW 251 00:21:14,341 --> 00:21:16,076 AND EVEN THERE WAS A THING WITH -- BRANDO HAD HIS ORIGINAL "GODFATHER" SCRIPT SOLD ON 252 00:21:16,076 --> 00:21:28,755 EBAY AND MY ASSISTANT POINTED THIS OUT TO ME. 253 00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:33,793 SO, IT NEVER REALLY -- YOU KNOW, IT JUST NEVER HAD A REAL PLACE. 254 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:38,098 IT JUST WAS BOUGHT AND PUT AWAY SOMEWHERE. SO, I THOUGHT, I'LL KEEP ALL 255 00:21:38,098 --> 00:21:46,706 THIS STUFF AND KEEP IT AND THEN ONE DAY WE STARTED TALKING ABOUT WHERE IT WOULD GO. 256 00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:48,942 BECAUSE IT WAS BECOMING VERY COSTLY JUST TO HOLD IT ALL AND SO, THE HARRY RANSOM 257 00:21:48,942 --> 00:21:56,516 CENTER - TOOK ALL MY MATERIAL, WHICH I THOUGHT WAS -- I WAS VERY HAPPY 258 00:21:56,516 --> 00:22:04,057 BECAUSE THEY'VE GOT GREAT THINGS THERE AND PROUD TO BE PART OF THAT 259 00:22:04,057 --> 00:22:07,160 >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO COOL I MEAN, IT'S AN AMAZING THING. ONE OF THE THINGS I SAW THAT 260 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,863 YOU GAVE TO THEM IS THE -- YOU ACTUALLY GOT A TAXICAB DRIVER'S LICENSE WHEN YOU DID "TAXI 261 00:22:09,863 --> 00:22:17,404 DRIVER." YOU ACTUALLY WERE A CABBIE FOR A LITTLE BIT 262 00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:22,542 THAT'S AMAZING I LOVE THE HAIR THERE, TOO DID YOU -- HOW WERE YOU AS A 263 00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:27,580 A CAB DRIVER >> I WAS OKAY. I'M A NEW YORK DRIVER, YOU 264 00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:30,650 KNOW SO, I GOT ALONG. I GOT AROUND 265 00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:34,554 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DID PEOPLE RECOGNIZE YOU? 266 00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:36,322 >> WELL, THERE WAS ONE GUY, I THINK, DID A DOUBLE TAKE WHEN HE LOOKED THROUGH THE MIRROR 267 00:22:36,322 --> 00:22:43,530 AND WASN'T SURE WHETHER IT WAS ME THAT WAS IT. 268 00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:46,833 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT WAS IT. I SAW MERYL STREEP TALKED AT THE HARRY RANSOM -- AT THE 269 00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:54,574 HARRY RANSOM CENTER IN UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS. AND SHE SAID SOME VERY NICE 270 00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:57,844 THINGS ABOUT YOU SAID THAT YOU WERE THE INSPIRATION FOR HER BEING THE 271 00:22:57,844 --> 00:23:01,381 TYPE OF ACTOR THAT SHE WANTED TO BE. >> WELL, SHE SAID SOME 272 00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:08,355 WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL THINGS. I WAS -- I MEAN, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY 273 00:23:08,355 --> 00:23:11,858 BUT IT WAS REALLY GREAT OF HER, YEAH IT WAS VERY -- 274 00:23:11,858 --> 00:23:13,593 >> Jimmy: NOT ONLY ARE YOU AN INSPIRATION TO OTHER ACTORS, BUT ALSO, A LOT OF PEOPLE -- 275 00:23:13,593 --> 00:23:21,468 OTHER ACTORS DO IMPRESSIONS OF YOU. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE HEARD 276 00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:29,676 >> NO, NO. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELL, I MEAN EVEN ON 277 00:23:29,676 --> 00:23:32,612 THIS SHOW IN PARTICULAR, WE HAVE -- THIS IS JUST SOME FACES -- 278 00:23:32,612 --> 00:23:35,248 >> NO, NONE OF THEM. NO, NO [ LAUGHTER ] 279 00:23:35,248 --> 00:23:39,953 >> Jimmy: NOT EVEN CLOSE HOW WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOU WOULD DO AN IMPRESSION OF YOU? 280 00:23:39,953 --> 00:23:43,123 >> I COULDN'T. I DON'T KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] 281 00:23:43,123 --> 00:23:47,260 >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO FUNNY. [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES 282 00:23:47,260 --> 00:23:50,230 I'VE DONE AN IMPRESSION OF YOU IN FRONT OF YOU. YOU'VE BEEN VERY PATIENT 283 00:23:50,230 --> 00:23:52,832 YOU'VE BEEN A VERY GOOD SPORT. I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO DO IT TONIGHT, I PROMISE 284 00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:58,972 >> OH, GOD [ LAUGHTER ] I MISSED IT. 285 00:23:58,972 --> 00:24:01,708 >> Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT -- LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW MOVIE. 286 00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:06,079 [ LAUGHTER ] I DO WANT TO TALK ABOUT "AMSTERDAM," BY THE WAY. 287 00:24:06,079 --> 00:24:10,050 THIS CAST IS UNBELIEVABLE, CHRISTIAN BALE, MARGOT ROBBIE. YOU GOT RAMI MALEK, 288 00:24:10,050 --> 00:24:14,254 MICHAEL SHANNON. IT'S DAVID O. RUSSELL, WHO YOU'VE WORKED WITH BEFORE. 289 00:24:14,254 --> 00:24:17,090 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT'S A GREAT STORY AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MOVIE, 290 00:24:17,090 --> 00:24:19,959 IT SAYS A LOT OF THIS REALLY HAPPENED AND IT'S ACTUALLY BASED ON A 291 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:23,329 A STORY THAT DID HAPPEN. IS THAT WHY YOU WANTED TO DO THIS MOVIE BECAUSE IT'S BASED 292 00:24:23,329 --> 00:24:28,068 ON - >> WELL THAT, THE CHARACTER, SMEDLEY BUTLER WAS BASED ON, 293 00:24:28,068 --> 00:24:29,836 WAS REALLY A GREAT CHARACTER WHO I WASN'T AWARE OF THAT DAVID O. RUSSELL TOLD ME ABOUT 294 00:24:29,836 --> 00:24:35,141 WHEN HE WAS DESCRIBING THE WHOLE MOVIE AND THE STORY AND SO ON. 295 00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:43,350 THIS WENT OVER A COUPLE OF -- ALMOST -- A COUPLE OF MONTHS WHERE HE WOULD TELL ME ABOUT 296 00:24:43,350 --> 00:24:47,821 THIS STORY FROM TIME TO TIME AND A POSSIBLE CHARACTER I WOULD DO 297 00:24:47,821 --> 00:24:53,727 AND THEN HE MENTIONED THIS CHARACTER -- THE ONE THAT I PLAYED, DILLENBECK 298 00:24:53,727 --> 00:24:57,864 AND HE SAID, IT'S BASED ON THIS GUY, SMEDLEY BUTLER, THIS GENERAL. 299 00:24:57,864 --> 00:25:02,369 SO, HE TOLD ME TO LOOK AT THE MATERIAL ON HIM. AND THE SPEECHES HE MADE, IT 300 00:25:02,369 --> 00:25:09,476 WAS GREAT. IT WAS REALLY -- AT THAT TIME ESPECIALLY BETWEEN THE FIRST 301 00:25:09,476 --> 00:25:11,311 AND SECOND WORLD WAR, THAT PERIOD WHERE THINGS WERE RAMPING UP WITH THE FASCISTS IN 302 00:25:11,311 --> 00:25:19,419 ITALY, MUSSOLINI AND HITLER AND ALL THAT I MEAN, IT WAS EXACTLY THE SAME 303 00:25:19,419 --> 00:25:28,261 THING THEN THAT IS NOW HAPPENING. HE WAS A VERY, VERY 304 00:25:28,261 --> 00:25:30,563 COURAGEOUS - >> Jimmy: HOW DOES DAVID O. RUSSELL FIND THESE 305 00:25:30,563 --> 00:25:33,967 STORIES? >> WELL, THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION 306 00:25:33,967 --> 00:25:38,972 I DON'T KNOW [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S AMAZING 307 00:25:38,972 --> 00:25:43,243 AND HE DOES A GREAT JOB INTERTWINING AND WATCHING IT ALL TOGETHER 308 00:25:43,243 --> 00:25:45,345 AND THERE'S A YOUNG ACTRESS IN THIS FILM -- TAYLOR SWIFT I THINK IS GOING TO BE BIG ONE 309 00:25:45,345 --> 00:25:49,683 DAY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IF YOU CHECK OUT THIS -- 310 00:25:49,683 --> 00:25:51,584 YOU MADE HEADLINES OVER THE SUMMER, BY THE WAY, SAYING THAT YOU HAVE EVERY TAYLOR SWIFT 311 00:25:51,584 --> 00:25:54,521 ALBUM. >> RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] 312 00:25:54,521 --> 00:25:56,456 >> Jimmy: IS THAT -- IS THAT TRUE >> NO. 313 00:25:56,456 --> 00:26:01,494 [ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, I WAS KIDDING, BUT I -- BUT SHE'S WONDERFUL IN THE 314 00:26:01,494 --> 00:26:05,231 MOVIE. SHE REALLY IS TERRIFIC >> Jimmy: SHE'S GREAT. 315 00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:06,866 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S ROBERT De NIRO IN 316 00:26:06,866 --> 00:26:09,235 HERE'S ROBERT De NIRO IN "AMSTERDAM." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 317 00:26:10,837 --> 00:26:11,671 SHE'S THE NURSE. 318 00:26:11,671 --> 00:26:14,407 HE'S THE ATTORNEY. WE ALL MET IN BELGIUM. WHICH IF YOU RECALL, IS WHERE 319 00:26:14,407 --> 00:26:20,180 WE MET FOR THE FIRST TIME. >> AS WELL AS WASHINGTON, LAST SUMMER, AT THE B.E.F. MARCH. 320 00:26:20,180 --> 00:26:23,049 >> I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING THAT I CAN REMEMBER QUITE CLEARLY YOU DID SOMETHING -- YOU SANG 321 00:26:23,049 --> 00:26:33,960 A SONG, I BELIEVE. >> WHICH ONE, SIR? >> WELL, THAT'S FOR YOU TO 322 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:38,331 REMEMBER I MET THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE. YOU JUST MET ME TWICE. 323 00:26:38,331 --> 00:26:42,736 SO, YOU SHOULD REMEMBER THE SONG I'D LIKE YOU TO SING IT NOW, 324 00:26:42,736 --> 00:26:49,275 THEN I'LL KNOW IT'S YOU. * DID YOU EVER SE A DREAM WALKIN 325 00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:53,980 I DID * * DID YOU EVER SE A DREAM TALKIN 326 00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:56,816 THAT I DID * >> OH, NO, NO. THAT'S NOT IT. 327 00:26:56,816 --> 00:26:59,552 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NO, NO, THAT'S NOT IT 328 00:26:59,552 --> 00:27:07,861 NO, NO, NO, NOT EVEN CLOSE BEFORE YOU GO, I ACTUALLY HAVE THE "TONIGHT SHOW" GUESTBOOK 329 00:27:07,861 --> 00:27:14,034 I THOUGHT MAYBE IF YOU WANT, MAYBE TAKE ANOTHER SHOT -- AT WRITING SOMETHING 330 00:27:14,034 --> 00:27:16,936 >> DO I REALLY HAVE TO >> Jimmy: YEAH, GO FOR IT. I'LL DATE IT 331 00:27:16,936 --> 00:27:19,539 >> WHAT DO I SAY >> Jimmy: THINK OF SOMETHING YOU CAN SAY SOMETHING. 332 00:27:19,539 --> 00:27:22,942 ANYTHING YOU WANT. I WON'T READ IT. >> OKAY. 333 00:27:22,942 --> 00:27:27,547 LET'S SEE. "YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE STILL HERE." 334 00:27:27,547 --> 00:27:38,258 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HE IS WRITING THAT HE IS WRITING THAT 335 00:27:38,258 --> 00:27:42,829 THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. ROBERT De NIRO, EVERYBODY. 336 00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:46,099 "AMSTERDAM" IS IN THEATERS OCTOBER 7th. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 337 00:27:46,099 --> 00:27:49,402 CHLOE FINEMAN. STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 338 00:27:49,402 --> 00:28:04,818 * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY FUNNY ACTOR AND COMEDIAN 339 00:28:04,818 --> 00:28:06,619 WHO YOU KNOW FROM "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," WHICH RETURNS THIS WEEKEND WITH HOST MILES TELLER 340 00:28:06,619 --> 00:28:14,327 AND MUSICAL GUEST KENDRICK LAMAR EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME 341 00:28:14,327 --> 00:28:17,464 KENDRICK LAMAR EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME CHLOE FINEMAN. 342 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:31,578 * * 343 00:28:31,578 --> 00:28:37,150 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK CHLOE FINEMAN. 344 00:28:37,150 --> 00:28:40,220 IT IS SO GREAT TO SEE YOU. YOU LOOK FANTASTIC >> THANK YOU 345 00:28:40,220 --> 00:28:42,722 >> Jimmy: "SNL" IS BACK. THIS IS MY FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR 346 00:28:42,722 --> 00:28:44,691 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THE FIRST "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" THIS SATURDAY. 347 00:28:44,691 --> 00:28:47,861 >> YEAH, WE'RE BACK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ARE YOU READY? 348 00:28:47,861 --> 00:28:49,529 ARE YOU EXCITED? >> I AM READY. I'M VERY EXCITED 349 00:28:49,529 --> 00:28:51,598 MILES IS AMAZING >> Jimmy: HE IS GOOD, RIGHT? >> YEAH. 350 00:28:51,598 --> 00:28:53,266 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S GOING TO BE FUN I -- I WANT TO -- I TOLD YOU 351 00:28:53,266 --> 00:28:59,773 BACKSTAGE ALREADY SOME OF MY FAVORITE BITS THAT YOU DO. BUT DOING YOUR IMPRESSION OF 352 00:28:59,773 --> 00:29:07,013 ANNA DELVEY ON THE SHOW. [ ANNA DELVEY IMITATION [ ANNA DELVEY IMITATION 353 00:29:07,013 --> 00:29:10,183 [ ANNA DELVEY IMITATION EXCLUSIVE. [ LAUGHTER ] 354 00:29:10,183 --> 00:29:12,252 NOW, DID YOU START DOING IT ON THE SHOW LIKE -- JUST LIKE ON "SNL. 355 00:29:12,252 --> 00:29:14,421 >> ON "SNL"? >> Jimmy: OR WAS IT -- >> NO, I'VE BEEN OBSESSED WITH 356 00:29:14,421 --> 00:29:17,424 THAT WOMAN FOR FIVE YEARS. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THERE'S A CUT ARTICLE 357 00:29:17,424 --> 00:29:23,830 THAT CAME OUT, AND THIS WAS PRE-ME BEING ON "SNL," SO I WOULD MAKE VIDEOS ON THE 'GRAM 358 00:29:23,830 --> 00:29:26,566 YOU KNOW, FRONT FACING [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. 359 00:29:26,566 --> 00:29:28,435 >> AND I GOT A WIG AND READ THE ARTICLE AND THEN WENT TO -- "WHERE SHE DID HER CRIMES BY 360 00:29:28,435 --> 00:29:35,508 NOT PAYING FOR THE HOTEL." [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS LIKE -- THERE'S 361 00:29:35,508 --> 00:29:38,712 VIDEO -- I, LIKE, HAVE SUNGLASSES AND I GOT KICKED OUT OF THE HOTEL 362 00:29:38,712 --> 00:29:42,048 >> Jimmy: IN REAL LIFE >> IN REAL LIFE. AND THEN I WENT INTO BANKS 363 00:29:42,048 --> 00:29:45,251 TRYING TO MAKE CONTENT YOU KNOW, LIKE, "RUN IT AGAIN. AND -- 364 00:29:45,251 --> 00:29:49,522 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU WERE DOING THAT? >> IT'S ALWAYS SO COOL 365 00:29:49,522 --> 00:29:52,359 YEAH, 100% SO COOL TO DO IT ON THE SHOW >> Jimmy: BUT THEN THIS IS FUN 366 00:29:52,359 --> 00:29:55,962 SO, YOU DO IT ON THE SHOW, AND THEN SHE REACHED OUT TO YOU ABOUT THE IMPRESSION 367 00:29:55,962 --> 00:29:58,932 >> YES SHE -- WELL, YES FIRST, SHE INVITED ME TO HER 368 00:29:58,932 --> 00:30:03,069 "ANNA DELVEY FOUNDATION EXCLUSIVE. LITERALLY, IT WAS, LIKE, VERY 369 00:30:03,069 --> 00:30:07,674 VIP EXCLUSIVE, OUR SHOW. >> Jimmy: VERY VIP [ LAUGHTER ] 370 00:30:07,674 --> 00:30:10,744 >> VERY VIP. AND I COULDN'T GO. BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT SHE 371 00:30:10,744 --> 00:30:17,951 HAD DONE A DRAWING IN JAIL OF THE "SNL" SKETCH >> Jimmy: SHE DID A DRAWING OF 372 00:30:17,951 --> 00:30:21,021 YOU IN THE SKETCH. >> IN THE SKETCH IN ICE, I GUESS? 373 00:30:21,021 --> 00:30:24,491 ICE. SHE'S IN ICE >> Jimmy: YEAH 374 00:30:24,491 --> 00:30:26,192 >> I SHOULD GET THAT RIGHT SHE -- YEAH, SO SHE DID THE DRAWING, 375 00:30:26,192 --> 00:30:29,863 AND THEN I HAD TO HAVE IT. AND I WAS CONSULTING FRIENDS, AND THEY WERE LIKE, "DON'T BUY 376 00:30:29,863 --> 00:30:34,334 IT DON'T GIVE HER YOUR ADDRESS. AND SO, I GAVE HER MY ADDRESS 377 00:30:34,334 --> 00:30:39,806 AND MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER. [ LAUGHTER ] AND $250 LATER -- 378 00:30:39,806 --> 00:30:42,776 >> Jimmy: YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A PIECE OF ART FROM HER. >> AIYO! 379 00:30:42,776 --> 00:30:44,944 >> Jimmy: AND YOU BROUGHT IT HERE TONIGHT >> YES 380 00:30:44,944 --> 00:30:47,347 LOOK AT THAT, GUYS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I ACTUALLY -- 381 00:30:47,347 --> 00:30:49,883 >> I MEAN -- >> Jimmy: I ACTUALLY LOVE IT >> YEAH. 382 00:30:49,883 --> 00:30:53,586 >> Jimmy: AND LOOK, "SNL" UP THERE. >> "SNL. 383 00:30:53,586 --> 00:30:55,321 "RUN IT -- RUN IT ON MY CARD." [ LAUGHTER ] "RUN IT AGAIN. 384 00:30:55,321 --> 00:30:57,724 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I MEAN, COME ON. >> YEAH. 385 00:30:57,724 --> 00:30:59,693 >> Jimmy: ISN'T THAT WILD? >> YES >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, CAN I 386 00:30:59,693 --> 00:31:02,562 LOOK AT YOUR -- AT YOUR NAIL >> OH, YES THIS IS "VERY EXCLUSIVE FOR -- 387 00:31:02,562 --> 00:31:05,198 >> Jimmy: CAN WE ZOOM IN ON THIS I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAMERA CAN 388 00:31:05,198 --> 00:31:08,568 ZOOM -- >> "FOR JIMMY FALLON." [ CHEERS ] 389 00:31:08,568 --> 00:31:10,737 >> Jimmy: ISN'T THAT WILD? >> "NAIL ART." >> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU GET THAT 390 00:31:10,737 --> 00:31:12,605 THAT "TONIGHT SHOW WITH JIMMY FALLON" NAIL ART >> YOU KNOW, MY FRIEND DID IT. 391 00:31:12,605 --> 00:31:16,209 YEAH, SHE DOES -- SHE DOES LITTLE NAIL ART. "SO, I DON'T LOOK -- 392 00:31:16,209 --> 00:31:18,278 I HAVE TO STOP DOING THAT. >> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT YEAH 393 00:31:18,278 --> 00:31:20,080 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE ALWAYS VERY FASHION FORWARD AND I KNOW YOU'RE 394 00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:24,417 GETTING INVITED TO ALL THESE FASHION SHOWS. AND YOU LOOK GREAT IN THESE. 395 00:31:24,417 --> 00:31:26,486 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: DO YOU LIKE GOING TO FASHION SHOWS? 396 00:31:26,486 --> 00:31:28,221 >> I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT I DO 397 00:31:28,221 --> 00:31:30,757 >> Jimmy: YOU REALLY DO? >> I DO. I -- IT'S STRESSFUL I DIDN'T 398 00:31:30,757 --> 00:31:34,561 REALIZE. WELL, FIRST OF ALL, I'M WEARING TOM FORD 399 00:31:34,561 --> 00:31:37,197 >> Jimmy: WAY. >> YEAH, WAY >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M 400 00:31:37,197 --> 00:31:39,232 TALKING ABOUT. >> YEAH. AND THIS SUMMER I WAS INVITED 401 00:31:39,232 --> 00:31:43,636 TO VOGUE >> Jimmy: CHLOE COME ON, LOOK AT THIS. 402 00:31:43,636 --> 00:31:46,806 >> YEAH, VOGUE AND I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU HAVE TO BE ON TIME FOR THAT 403 00:31:46,806 --> 00:31:50,744 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 404 00:31:50,744 --> 00:31:52,579 >> WELL, I -- LIKE -- FIRST OF ALL, A FASHION SHOW IS ABOUT FIVE MINUTES BECAUSE THEY JUST 405 00:31:52,579 --> 00:31:56,216 WALK IN THE CLOTHES AND THEN IT'S DONE. IT'S NOT LIKE A PLAY 406 00:31:56,216 --> 00:31:58,184 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IF -- IF IT'S FIVE MINUTES >> IF IT'S FIVE MINUTES. 407 00:31:58,184 --> 00:32:00,387 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU'VE BEEN -- YOU KNOW YOU KNOW 408 00:32:00,387 --> 00:32:03,323 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME >> FASHION GOD OVER HERE [ LAUGHTER ] 409 00:32:03,323 --> 00:32:05,258 >> Jimmy: PLEASE >> SO, I THOUGHT IT STARTED AT 7:30 P.M., SO I GOT THERE AT 410 00:32:05,258 --> 00:32:10,096 7:32 P.M. AND EVERYONE WAS SEATED AND IT WAS, LIKE, ME AND KANYE WEST LIKE -- 411 00:32:10,096 --> 00:32:14,801 [ IMITATION >> Jimmy: "EXCUSE ME." >> YES 412 00:32:14,801 --> 00:32:17,771 AND SO, I COMPLETELY FREAKED OUT ABOUT IT SO, THEN I WAS INVITED TO 413 00:32:17,771 --> 00:32:20,940 "TOM FORD. THE -- I NEED TO STOP. "VERY EXCLUSIVE, VERY -- 414 00:32:20,940 --> 00:32:23,543 >> Jimmy: YEAH, VERY EXCLUSIVE [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND I WAS PANICKED ABOUT 415 00:32:23,543 --> 00:32:29,249 BEING LATE AND SO, I GOT TO TOM FORD AN HOUR AND 15 MINUTES EARLY. 416 00:32:29,249 --> 00:32:33,286 AND THEY WERE LIKE, "OH, WELL, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE HERE." [ LAUGHTER ] 417 00:32:33,286 --> 00:32:35,689 >> Jimmy: BECAUSE IT'S NOT FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF >> NOT FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF. 418 00:32:35,689 --> 00:32:37,424 AND SO, I WAS LIKE, "WELL, WHAT DO I DO? SO, I HID IN THE BATHROOM. 419 00:32:37,424 --> 00:32:39,359 >> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> AND THEN ENDED UP BEING, LIKE, THE MODEL FOR THE 420 00:32:39,359 --> 00:32:43,229 PHOTOGRAPHER TO, LIKE -- TO TEST THEIR LIGHTING. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 421 00:32:43,229 --> 00:32:45,465 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I THINK IT WAS KIND 422 00:32:45,465 --> 00:32:47,167 OF GOOD BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT YOU GOT SOME GOOD PHOTOS FROM IT 423 00:32:47,167 --> 00:32:50,437 >> OH, NO. YEAH, THERE'S -- >> Jimmy: WE GOT ONE 424 00:32:50,437 --> 00:32:52,305 LOOK AT HOW GOOD YOU LOOK. >> NO ONE IS THERE >> Jimmy: THERE'S NO OTHER 425 00:32:52,305 --> 00:32:54,107 HUMAN BEING THERE BESIDES YOU AT THIS FASHION SHOW >> NOT A PERSON IS THERE 426 00:32:54,107 --> 00:32:59,179 YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: "SNL," THIS SATURDAY, 427 00:32:59,179 --> 00:33:04,317 MILES TELLER, KENDRICK LAMAR MILES TELLER IS A STUD HE WAS HERE LAST NIGHT 428 00:33:04,317 --> 00:33:06,386 >> STUD. >> Jimmy: YEAH PEOPLE WENT NUTS FOR HIM 429 00:33:06,386 --> 00:33:10,056 >> Jimmy: YEAH AND YOU SAID -- YEAH, YOU GO, "HE DOES REMIND ME OF SOMEONE. 430 00:33:10,056 --> 00:33:14,194 >> YES I -- RUN WITH ME ON THIS -- THINK HE LOOKS A LITTLE BIT 431 00:33:14,194 --> 00:33:18,431 LIKE MY PUPPY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 432 00:33:18,431 --> 00:33:22,135 AND SO, YOUR PUPPY'S NAME IS -- >> MY DOG IS NAMED PEACH 433 00:33:22,135 --> 00:33:25,638 A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE SAID HE'S HOT FOR A DOG. [ LAUGHTER ] 434 00:33:25,638 --> 00:33:29,442 YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THIS IS HIM WHEN HE WAS VERY 435 00:33:29,442 --> 00:33:32,212 YOUNG. BUT DO YOU SEE, LIKE -- YOU SEE A LITTLE BIT OF THAT 436 00:33:32,212 --> 00:33:38,318 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT EYEBROWS -- THE EYEBROWS ARE DOING THE SAME THING 437 00:33:38,318 --> 00:33:40,820 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH 438 00:33:40,820 --> 00:33:44,224 >> Jimmy: THAT'S PRETTY GOOD I -- I KIND OF SEE THAT. BUT THEN -- 439 00:33:44,224 --> 00:33:46,860 >> LIKE, THE MOUTH >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THE BROWS 440 00:33:46,860 --> 00:33:49,696 >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT THE BROWS >> YEAH, THE CUTE LITTLE NOSE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 441 00:33:49,696 --> 00:33:51,331 >> Jimmy: BUT -- BUT THEN YOU SAY HE ALSO LOOKS LIKE NICK JONAS 442 00:33:51,331 --> 00:33:54,267 >> YES, YES. SO, THEN HE GOT OLDER AND -- AND, YOU KNOW, GOT INTO HIS 443 00:33:54,267 --> 00:33:56,136 HOTTER PHASE NOT THAT NICK JONAS IS HOTTER THAN MILES 444 00:33:56,136 --> 00:33:59,839 EVERYONE IS HOT. MY DOG IS HOT. [ LAUGHTER ] 445 00:33:59,839 --> 00:34:02,475 >> Jimmy: WE UNDERSTAND. NO ONE IS HOTTER THAN ANYONE >> OKAY, NOW -- 446 00:34:02,475 --> 00:34:04,177 YES. LOOK AT THIS >> Jimmy: HERE'S YOUR DOG ONLY 447 00:34:04,177 --> 00:34:08,715 LOOKING LIKE NICK JONAS. >> RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] 448 00:34:08,715 --> 00:34:12,552 AND, YEAH, I GOT A HAWAIIAN SHIRT FOR MY DOG >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. 449 00:34:12,552 --> 00:34:15,588 AND THEN YOU SAID, "WELL, I THINK I FOUND OUT WHO HE EXACTLY LOOKS LIKE." 450 00:34:15,588 --> 00:34:17,223 >> YEAH, THIS WAS -- ALEX MOFFAT WAS LIKE, "HAS ANYONE TOLD YOU THAT PEACH 451 00:34:17,223 --> 00:34:22,595 LOOKS A LOT LIKE COLIN FARRELL? WAIT FOR IT. 452 00:34:22,595 --> 00:34:27,200 [ DRUM ROLL [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY IT. 453 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,469 THAT'S WHO IT IS THAT'S WHO HE IS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 454 00:34:29,469 --> 00:34:33,740 * THAT'S WHO IT IS RIGHT THERE >> YEAH, IT'S THE BROWS. 455 00:34:33,740 --> 00:34:35,508 >> Jimmy: CRUSH IT THIS WEEKEND. WE'RE ROOTING FOR YOU. 456 00:34:35,508 --> 00:34:37,577 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: AND WE LOVE YOU. THANK YOU FOR COMING BY THE 457 00:34:37,577 --> 00:34:39,212 SHOW >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: CHLOE FINEMAN, 458 00:34:39,212 --> 00:34:41,081 EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANKS GUYS 459 00:34:41,081 --> 00:34:42,749 >> Jimmy: CATCH THE SEASON PREMIERE OF "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" THIS WEEKEND WITH HOST 460 00:34:42,749 --> 00:34:45,652 MILES TELLER, MUSICAL GUEST, KENDRICK LAMAR WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A 461 00:34:45,652 --> 00:34:49,155 A PERFORMANCE FROM ARCTIC MONKEYS. STICK AROUND 462 00:34:49,155 --> 00:35:07,073 TOM FORD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 463 00:35:07,073 --> 00:35:08,842 >> Jimmy: HERE WITH THE TV DEBUT OF THEIR NEW SONG, "BODY PAINT," FROM THEIR UPCOMING 464 00:35:08,842 --> 00:35:15,115 PAINT," FROM THEIR UPCOMING ALBUM, "THE CAR," GIVE IT UP FOR ARCTIC MONKEYS 465 00:35:18,585 --> 00:35:31,064 * 466 00:35:31,064 --> 00:35:38,538 * FOR A MASTER OF DECEPTION AND SUBTERFUGE YOU'VE MADE YOURSELF 467 00:35:38,538 --> 00:35:51,084 QUITE THE BED TO LIE IN * * DO YOUR TIME TRAVELIN THROUGH THE TANNING BOOT 468 00:35:51,084 --> 00:36:01,628 SO YOU DON'T LET THE SUN CATCH YOU CRYING * * SO PREDICTABL 469 00:36:01,628 --> 00:36:16,276 I KNOW WHA YOU'RE THINKING * * 470 00:36:16,276 --> 00:36:22,816 * MY TEETH ARE BEATIN AND MY KNEES ARE WEA IT'S AS IF THERE'S 471 00:36:22,816 --> 00:36:31,358 SOMETHING UP * * WITH THE WIRING YOU CAN POKE YOUR HEAD 472 00:36:31,358 --> 00:36:38,064 BEHIND THE MOUNTAIN PEAK IT DON'T HAVE TO MEAN * * THAT YOU'VE GON 473 00:36:38,064 --> 00:36:47,841 INTO HIDIN SO PREDICTABLE I KNOW WHAT * 474 00:36:47,841 --> 00:37:00,320 * YOU'RE THINKING I'M WATCHING YOU EVERY MOVE 475 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:07,861 I FEEL THE TEARS * * ARE COMING ON IT WON'T BE LONG 476 00:37:07,861 --> 00:37:17,370 IT WON'T BE LONG STRAIGHT FROM THE * * COVER SHOOT 477 00:37:17,370 --> 00:37:23,043 THERE'S STILL A TRAC OF BODY PAIN ON YOUR LEGS AND * 478 00:37:23,043 --> 00:37:31,685 * ON YOUR ARMS AN ON YOUR FACE AND I'M KEEPIN 479 00:37:31,685 --> 00:37:39,359 ON MY COSTUME * * AND CALLING I A WRITING TOOL 480 00:37:39,359 --> 00:37:41,861 AND IF YOU'R THINKING OF ME * * I'M PROBABL 481 00:37:41,861 --> 00:38:08,188 THINKING OF YOU * * * 482 00:38:08,188 --> 00:38:21,201 * * * THERE'S STILL A TRACE 483 00:38:21,201 --> 00:38:26,339 OF BODY PAINT * * ON YOUR LEGS AN ON YOUR ARMS AND 484 00:38:26,339 --> 00:38:31,378 ON YOUR FACE THERE'S STILL A TRACE * * OF BODY PAINT 485 00:38:31,378 --> 00:38:36,316 ON YOUR LEGS AND ON YOUR ARMS AND ON YOUR FACE * 486 00:38:36,316 --> 00:38:40,887 * THERE'S STILL A TRACE OF BODY PAIN ON YOUR LEGS AND 487 00:38:40,887 --> 00:38:46,259 ON YOUR ARMS AND * * ON YOUR FAC THERE'S STILL A TRAC 488 00:38:46,259 --> 00:38:51,631 OF BODY PAIN ON YOUR LEGS AND * * ON YOUR ARMS AN 489 00:38:51,631 --> 00:39:04,411 ON YOUR FACE * SO PREDICTABLE I KNOW * 490 00:39:04,411 --> 00:39:24,030 * WHAT YOU'RE THINKIN OOH HAH YEAH YEAH * 491 00:39:24,030 --> 00:39:48,254 * * * 492 00:39:48,254 --> 00:39:55,895 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ARCTIC MONKEYS 493 00:39:55,895 --> 00:40:00,367 "THE CAR" IS OUT OCTOBER 21st. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 494 00:40:00,367 --> 00:40:18,351 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 495 00:40:18,351 --> 00:40:24,891 ROBERT De NIRO, CHLOE FINEMAN, ARCTIC MONKEYS - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 496 00:40:24,891 --> 00:40:28,628 AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 497 00:40:28,628 --> 00:40:31,031 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 498 00:40:31,031 --> 00:40:34,200 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE