>> Jimmy: HEY BOB. WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
>> HEY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: GOOD TO SEE YA
HEY, WANT TO PLAY HOT HANDS? >> SURE. >> YEP
>> Jimmy: OH, YOU WON. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S HOW YOU PLAY?
OKAY >> YOU GOT ME. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: THIS IS FUN [ LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER ]
>> JIMMY WE'RE A MINUTE OUT. >> Jimmy: OKAY
TWO FOR FLINCHING. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE
TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS
GUESTS - ROBERT De NIRO CHLOE FINEMAN.
MUSICAL GUEST, ARCTIC MONKEYS. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW
>> Questlove: 1720 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT RIGHT THERE.
WELCOME. THANK YOU SO MUCH. WELCOME.
ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW.
YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU GUYS, NEW YORK CITY IS BUZZING TONIGHT BECAUSE LAST
NIGHT IN TORONTO, YANKEES SUPERSTAR AARON JUDGE HIT HIS 61st HOME RUN OF THE SEASON,
TYING ROGER MARIS' AMERICAN LEAGUE RECORD. YEP, AARON JUDGE DID THE
IMPOSSIBLE HE MADE NON-YANKEE FANS ROOT FOR THE YANKEES.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT WAS A SPECIAL MOMENT NEW YORKERS HAVEN'T SHARED LIKE
THIS SINCE BILL de BLASIO LEFT OFFICE IT WAS REALLY AMAZING.
FANS WAITED 61 YEARS FOR THIS TO HAPPEN. THAT'S RIGHT, WAITING SIX
DECADES FOR ONE EXCITING MOMENT THAT SUMS UP BASEBALL PRETTY
WELL [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS A HISTORIC NIGHT FOR
AARON JUDGE, AND YOU COULD TELL THE ANNOUNCER WAS PRETTY EXCITED.
BUT I'M NOT SURE ABOUT HIS HOME RUN CALL TAKE A LISTEN TO THIS.
LEFT FIELD IT IS GONE HE'S DONE IT
MOVE OVER 69 THE NEW HOT THING TO DO IN THE BEDROOM IS 61!
ITS BOM, TO THE BOM, BOM HE'S ROUNDING THE BASES LIKE A A SENIOR ON PROM NIGHT
HE'S ABOUT TO HEAR SOMETHING I NEVER HEARD FROM MY DAD, WHICH IS, "I'M PROUD OF YOU, SON."
MAN, OH, MAN, THAT BALL LEFT FASTER THAN MY WIFE WITH THE POOL BOY
OH, BABY [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: YOU HAD WEEKS TO PRACTICE THAT -- WASN'T EVEN APPROPRIATE I THOUGHT.
>> Steve: VERY EMOTIONAL FOR HIM. >> Jimmy: I THOUGHT -- OF
COURSE A LOT OF PEOPLE WENT FROM THE GAME HOPING TO CATCH THE HOME RUN BALL.
YOU GO THE GAME -- OH MY GOSH. IF I CATCH THIS. IT WAS WORTH A QUARTER OF
A MILLION DOLLARS IF YOU CAUGHT THE BALL AND ONE GUY CAME PRETTY CLOSE.
HERE HE IS LOOK AT THIS [ LAUGHTER ]
LESS THAN -- LESS THAN ONE FOOT AWAY YEAH
OH, MY GOSH. THEN EVERY GUY WHO SHOWED UP TO
THE GAME WITH A FISHING NET WAS LIKE, 'WELL WHO'S LAUGHING NOW.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND GET THIS, THE GUY, THIS IS REAL, THE GUY WHO ALMOST CAUGHT
THE BALL WAS A TORONTO BLUE JAYS FAN NAMED -- THIS IS REAL -- FRANKY LASAGNA
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WHAT >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> Steve: FRANKY LASAGNA >> Jimmy: FRANKY LASAGNA IS THE NAME OF THAT FAN RIGHT THERE
FRANKY LASAGNA -- SOUNDS LIKE A NAME YOU GET FROM THE OLIVE GARDEN WITNESS PROTECTION
PROGRAM. [ LAUGHTER ] FRANKY LASAGNA SOUNDS LIKE THE
NAME ROBERT De NIRO CHECKS INTO HOTELS TO AVOID PAPARAZZI. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
FRANKY LASAGNA SOUNDS LIKE THE NAME OF TRUMP'S NEXT LAWYER. [ LAUGHTER ]
"FRANKY LASAGNA IS THE GREATEST." SPEAKING OF TRUMP, IT WAS JUST
REVEALED THAT DURING THE FBI SEARCH OF MAR-A-LAGO, THEY SEIZED 200,000 PAGES OF
DOCUMENTS FROM THE FORMER PRESIDENT. 200,000 PAGES.
HE'S LIKE A GRANDPA WHO PRINTS EVERY EMAIL. [ LAUGHTER ]
IF THE FBI DELAYED THEIR SEARCH ANOTHER DAY, THE TV SHOW "HOARDERS" WOULD HAVE BEAT THEM
TO IT. SOME MORE NEWS, I READ THE NORDS STREAM PIPELINE, WHICH
FUNNELED GAS FROM RUSSIA TO EUROPE, HAS STARTED LEAKING DUE TO UNDER WATER EXPLOSIONS.
AND THE U.S. AND EUROPE THINK THAT RUSSIA IS RESPONSIBLE YEAH, A LEAKY PIPELINE
TODAY PRESIDENT BIDEN WAS LIKE, "OH, I HAVE A GREAT UROLOGIST FOR THAT."
[ LAUGHTER ] LISTEN TO THIS, A NEW POLL SHOWS THAT MORE DEMOCRATS ARE
NOW SAYING THEY WANT BIDEN TO RUN FOR RE-ELECTION. AND IF HE DOESN'T, VICE
PRESIDENT HARRIS IS THEIR TOP CHOICE THAT POLL WAS CONDUCTED AMONG
TWO PEOPLE, JOE BIDEN AND KAMALA HARRIS. [ LAUGHTER ]
MEANWHILE, I SAW THAT BERNIE SANDERS IS LEAVING THE DOOR OPEN FOR ANOTHER
PRESIDENTIAL RUN IN 2024 HE'LL BE 83-YEARS-OLD. WHEN OTHER MEMBERS OF THE HOUSE
HEARD ABOUT THIS, THEY HAD SOME THOUGHTS FOR EXAMPLE, FIRST UP
CONGRESSMAN KEN BUCK SAID, "I'M NOT SURE THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA
I MEAN AT 83, HE'S NOT EXACTLY A YOUNG, WELL, MY NAME LAST. [ LAUGHTER ]
NEXT UP CONGRESSMAN JIM BANKS SAID, "WE NEED SOMEONE IN THE WHITE HOUSE WHO'S NOT AFRAID TO
PROTECT THE LITTLE GUY AND GO AFTER THE BIG, WELL, MY LAST NAME."
[ LAUGHTER ] AND CONGRESSMAN TOM COTTON SAID, "BUT WE DO WANT
A CANDIDATE WHOSE HAIR LOOKS LIKE A GIANT BALL OF, WELL, MY LAST NAME.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND CONGRESSMAN COLIN ALLRED SAID, "I'D STILL VOTE FOR HIM.
I LIKE THAT HE TALKS SO LOUD THAT HIS FACE TURNS, WELL, MY LAST NAME.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND CONGRESSMAN VIRGINIA FOXX SAID, "WHAT ABOUT WHAT THE
NEWSOM GUY IN CALIFORNIA I SAW ON TV THE OTHER DAY THAT HE'S A STONE COLD, WELL, MY
LAST NAME. [ LAUGHTER ] AND CONGRESSMAN DUSTY JOHNSON
SAID, "BERNIE SANDERS IS TOO OLD. I MEAN, I'VE SEEN A FEW TIMES
AT THE GYM AND CONFIRM HE'S GOT A REAL, WELL, MY FULL NAME." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: FULL NAME. OY >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, SENATOR
ROY BLUNT SAID, "IF I WERE HIM, I WOULD JUST RETIRE AND GO BACK TO VERMONT
CALL UP BEN AND JERRY AND LIGHT UP A BIG FAT, WELL, MY LAST NAME."
[ LAUGHTER ] THERE YOU GO A LOT OF OPINIONS THERE.
[ APPLAUSE ] YOU GUYS SEE THIS? THE OTHER NIGHT AT HER CONCERT
IN D.C., LIZZO PLAYED PRESIDENT JAMES MADISON'S NEVER USED CRYSTAL FLUTE.
YEAH LIZZO SAID, "I JUST --" THIS IS REAL
SHE SAID, "I JUST TWERKED AND PLAYED JAMES MADISON'S CRYSTAL FLUTE FROM THE 1800s
IT'S PRETTY COOL." WELL, NOT MANY PEOPLE KNOW THIS BUT HERE IN THE NBC ARCHIVES,
WE ACTUALLY HAVE CALVIN COOLIDGE'S SAXOPHONE. THIS IS REAL
CHECK THIS OUT WE BROUGHT IT OUT IN THE ARCHIVES
THAT'S COOL? I COULD PLAY IT, BUT I JUST DON'T KNOW
I MEAN, I'VE NEVER -- I DON'T THINK I SHOULD I MEAN, IT'S THE ORIGINAL --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OH, COME ON. >> Jimmy: CALVIN COOLIDGE.
THIS IS KIND OF A -- I DON'T KNOW IF I EVEN REMEMBER HOW TO DO IT.
[ BLOWS INTO SAXOPHONE ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WOW.
* * *
[ APPLAUSE ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: LITTLE STORY THERE
>> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT? >> Steve: LITTLE STORY THERE >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT GUYS, THERE'S A LOT OF BUZZ AROUND THE NEW HORROR MOVIE
"SMILE." DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS MOVIE? EVERYBODY -- THIS IS GOING TO
BE THE BIG MOVIE THIS WEEKEND. IT'S EXPECTED TO BE SUCH A BIG HIT, THEY'RE ALREADY PLANNING
ON MAKING A FRANCHISE OUT OF IT YEAH, TAKE A LOOK AT THE
TRAILER I JUST SAW
>> THIS FRIDAY, DON'T MISS THE PREMIERE OF "SMILE" AND THEN BE
SURE TO CATCH ALL THE HEARTSTOPPING SEQUELS -- "HALF SMILE," "NERVOUS SMILE," "YOUR
FRIEND WINS THE LOTTERY SMILE," "YOU RAN INTO YOUR EX WITH A A NEW BABY SMILE," "YOUR BOSS
TOLD YOU A REALLY BAD JOKE SMILE," "WAITERS SINGING 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' TO YOU SMILE,"
"YOU'RE TAKING A PICTURE AND DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO A NORMAL HUMAN SMILE, SMILE," AND
"MEETING YOUR TINDER DATE IN PERSON FOR THE FIRST TIME SMILE.
COMING SOON. >> Jimmy: VERY INTERESTING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WELL, SOME BUSINESS NEWS, I SAW THAT HEFTY JUST RELEASED NEW PUMPKIN SPICE SCENTED TRASH
BAGS [ LAUGHTER ] RIGHT NOW, ALL THE RACCOONS ARE
LIKE, "I KNOW IT'S BASIC, BUT I STILL LOVE IT. OKAY, CAN I JUST SAY."
WELL, THIS IS INTERESTING. ACCORDING TO A NEW RESEARCH, THE PANDEMIC MAY HAVE CHANGED
PEOPLE'S PERSONALITIES FOREVER I'M NOT SURE I'VE NOTICED ANYONE ACTING DIFFERENTLY.
WHAT ABOUT YOU, HIGGINS? >> Steve: WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT, JACK
ALWAYS BEEN THE SAME TICKET FROM BACCARAT STEVE. ALL BACCARAT EVER CARED ABOUT
WAS THE CLICK, CLICK, CLICKEDY CLACK OF THE ROULETTE WHEEL. SEE THOSE TRIPLE CHERRIES COME
UP ON MY FAVORITE SLOT MACHINE AND SHOPLIFTING CRAB LEGS FROM CIRCUS CIRCUS BUFFET
COME ON, LUCKY 4s. [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: QUEST, HAVE YOU
NOTICED HIGGINS HAS BEEN ACTING DIFFERENTLY? *
>> Questlove: I DON'T PAY MIND TO ANYBODY BUT ME. MY LEATHER JACKET AND MY HOG
SHE'S A '78 HARLEY, SILVER HEAD, AND THERE'S NOTHING MORE THAN I LOVE THAN LIFE THAN
WHIPPING HER DOWN THE SOUTH DAKOTA PRAIRIE HITTING 80 MILES-PER-HOUR WHILE THE OLD
LADY SITS BEHIND AND FEEDS ME MEATBALLS FROM OLIVE GARDEN. *
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: JAMES, DO YOU THINK PEOPLE'S PERSONALITIES CHANGED
BECAUSE OF THE PANDEMIC? >> YOU KNOW ME, JIMMY. [ LAUGHTER ]
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THE SAME. FAN OF ALL THINGS -- SCIENCE FICTION AND GEEK CULTURE
I'M THE BIGGEST FAN OF "HOUSE OF THE DRAGON. [ LAUGHTER ]
THIS SIDE OF WESTEROS, LOL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'VE EVEN LEARNED THE LANGUAGE
SPOKEN BY THE ELVES ON THE SHOW, HIGH VALYRIAN. CHECK THIS OUT
[ LAUGHTER ] [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]
[ LAUGHTER ] [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: I HAD NO IDEA.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU. THANK YOU, JAMES >> Steve: WOW, I GUESS
THAT'S ODD >> Questlove: WOW. >> Steve: WOW.
>> Jimmy: FINALLY, A NEW SURVEY SAID THAT OVER A -- I SHOULD LET EVERYONE AT HOME KNOW THAT
JAMES NEVER SAW THOSE CUE CARDS OR WORE THAT WIG UNTIL JUST NOW.
HE HAD NO IDEA WE JUST SURPRISED HIM ON THE SPOT
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE FINALLY, A NEW SURVEY FOUND THAT OVER A QUARTER OF
AMERICANS HAVE BEEN SO HANGRY THAT THEY'VE ACTUALLY EATEN OUT OF THE GARBAGE
THE MOST COMMON EXPLANATION THEY GAVE WAS FOR SOME REASON, "THE TRASH BAGS SMELLED LIKE
PUMPKIN SPICE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
*
>> Jimmy: BE SURE TO TUNE IN NEXT THURSDAY, EVERYBODY, ONE
WEEK FROM TONIGHT. JACK HARLOW WILL BE CO-HOSTING THE SHOW WITH ME
JACK HARLOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A LOT OF FUN STUFF
PLANNED WITH HIM I CANNOT WAIT FOR THAT IT'S A BIG SHOW NEXT THURSDAY.
YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU
TONIGHT. HE'S ONE OF THE GREATEST ACTORS OF ALL TIME.
>> Steve: GREATEST >> Jimmy: HE'S THE GREATEST. I LOVE HIM
EVEN SEEING HIM IN THE HALL YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, MY GOSH, HE'S -- IS HE REAL?"
YEAH, HE'S REAL. HE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "AMSTERDAM," WHICH HITS
THEATERS OCTOBER 7th ROBERT De NIRO IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
NO HE'S NOT HERE YET NO, NO, NO, SIT DOWN NO, NO, NO, HE'S NOT COMING
OUT. NO, HE'S BACKSTAGE HE WILL EVENTUALLY BE HERE
[ LAUGHTER ] HE GOT A STANDING OVATION JUST SAYING HIS NAME.
PLUS YOU KNOW HER FROM "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," WHICH RETURNS THIS WEEKEND WITH HOST
MILES TELLER AND MUSICAL GUEST KENDRICK LAMAR CHLOE FINEMAN IS HERE TONIGHT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: LOVE CHLOE >> Jimmy: SHE'S FANTASTIC.
AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM ARCTIC MONKEYS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS."
COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: THERE'S A YOUNG ACTRESS IN THIS FILM TAYLOR SWIFT I THINK IS GONNA
BE BIG ONE DAY UH, IF YOU CHECK -- YEAH YOU MADE HEADLINES OVER THE
SUMMER BY THE WAY SAYING THAT YOU HAVE EVERY TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM.
>> RIGHT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IS THAT TRUE
>> NO. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK
GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS. HERE WE GO
* HASHTAG HASHTAGS * >> Jimmy: WE DO THIS THING
EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG AND ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC.
THIS WEEK I SENT OUT THE HASHTAG "I USED TO THINK." I ASKED YOU GUYS TO TWEET
SOMETHING FUNNY OR WEIRD THAT YOU USED TO THINK WAS TRUE WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS
A TRENDING TOPIC IN THE U.S., SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
NOW, I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF MY FAVOITE "I USED TO THINK" TWEETS FROM YOU GUYS
HERE WE GO THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM @TAMMYOFSANIK.
SHE SAID, "MY DAUGHTER, AS A A TODDLER, USED TO THINK THAT PRAYERS ENDED WITH AN EMPHATIC
'OH, MAN!' INSTEAD OF AMEN SHE'S ALMOST 22 NOW AND DID FIGURE IT OUT EVENTUALLY."
YEAH [ APPLAUSE ] OH, MAN.
THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM @CARINGETO SHE SAYS, "I USED TO THINK
RuPAUL WAS SHORT FOR PAUL RUDD UNTIL I FOUND OUT THEY WERE TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YEAH, RuPAUL THIS ONE'S FROM @CHADBSIMMONS.
HE SAYS, "I USED TO THINK IF YOU SWALLOWED YOUR GUM IT WOULD GROW INTO A TREE IN YOUR
STOMACH AND SPROUT OUT FROM YOUR MOUTH." [ APPLAUSE ]
YEAH >> Steve: I DID, TOO >> Jimmy: THAT IS TRUE
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM @COSTCOSCOLI
THEY SAID, "I USED TO THINK THAT THE SIGN IN STORES 'SHOPLIFTERS WILL BE
PROSECUTED' MEANT THEY WOULD BE EXECUTED I NEVER THOUGHT OF STEALING
AFTER THAT." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NOT WORTH IT
THIS ONE'S FROM @WISEMO86. HE SAYS, "I THOUGHT IT WAS WIND SHIELD FACTOR, NOT WIND CHILL
FACTOR I ALWAYS WONDERED WHY IT MATTERED HOW COLD IT WOULD FEEL
HITTING YOUR CAR YOU'RE IN THE CAR AND WOULDN'T FEEL IT.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THE WINDSHIELD FACTOR IS - IT'S GOING TO FEEL LIKE
BELOW 20 IF YOU'RE A A WINDSHIELD [ LAUGHTER ]
THIS ONE IS FROM @LUV2HIKEYY SHE SAYS, "I USED TO THINK THAT THE AUDIENCE LAUGHTER YOU'D
HEAR IN SITCOMS WAS ACTUALLY PEOPLE IN THEIR HOMES LAUGHING, AND I COULD HEAR THEM THROUGH
THE TV SO I WOULD LAUGH AT RANDOM TIMES DURING THE SHOW TO STAND
OUT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS ONE'S FROM @KDBONVILLE.
SHE SAYS, "I USED TO THINK THAT ALL COLLEGE ADMINISTRATORS WERE NAMED DEAN."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS ONE'S FROM @KIBTASTIC HE SAYS, "I USED TO THINK DOGS
HAD A HIGH TOLERANCE FOR SPICY FOODS BECAUSE I'D HEAR 'HOT TAMALE' BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS
'HOT TO MOLLIE' AND THAT WAS OUR DOG'S NAME FIGURED IF IT WAS TOO HOT FOR
THE DOG THEN IT MUST BE TOO HOT FOR ME." IT'S LIKE -- YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE HOT TAMALE THAT'S A HOT TAMALE.
THIS LAST ONE IS FROM @FVSFAN. THEY SAY, "I USED TO THINK THAT IN PICTURES --
DUDE CHECK THIS OUT -- "OF THE KFC'S COLONEL SANDERS, THE BOW TIE WAS HIS ARMS AND
LEGS." LOOK AT THIS [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU'LL NEVER UNSEE THAT. YOU WILL NEVER UNSEE THAT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
THERE YOU HAVE IT. THOSE ARE "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS."
TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR FAVORITES, GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ROBERT De NIRO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> ALEX MOFFAT WAS LIKE, "HAS ANYONE TOLD YOU THAT PEACH
LOOKS A LOT LIKE COLIN FARRELL? WAIT FOR IT.
[ DRUM ROLL [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY IT.
THAT'S WHO IT IS THAT'S WHO HE IS >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A
A MULTIPLE OSCAR-WINNING ACTOR AND LEGENDARY NEW YORKER HE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE
"AMSTERDAM," WHICH HITS THEATERS OCTOBER 7th PLEASE WELCOME ROBERT De NIRO.
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THEY LOVE YOU.
THEY LOVE YOU. WE LOVE YOU. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
I APPRECIATE IT, BUD YOU LOOK GREAT YOU KNOW, YOU WERE VERY NICE
ENOUGH -- YOU WERE MY FIRST GUEST EVER WHEN I STARTED "LATE NIGHT.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH AND WHAT WE FOUND IS THAT WHEN
WE HAD "LATE NIGHT" -- WE HAD THEM FOR "TONIGHT SHOW" TONIGHT, TOO
BUT BEFORE EVERY SHOW, WE HAD GUESTS SIGN A GUESTBOOK. THIS IS REAL
AND -- AND JUST SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT TO SAY, JUST SIGN SOMETHING TO ME.
AND SO, YOU WERE THE FIRST PERSON TO SIGN THIS BOOK AND I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU
COULD MAYBE READ WHAT YOU WROTE. 'CAUSE THIS IS -
[ LAUGHTER ] CAN YOU SEE IT THERE >> YEAH.
I SAID, "JIMMY, I THINK YOU REALLY [ BLEEP ] UP. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I APPRECIATE THAT. [ SAD TUBA ]
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> AND YOU KNOW, I GAVE -- I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY YEARS AGO
WAS THAT >> Jimmy: 13 YEARS AGO >> WOW
BECAUSE I GAVE YOU A DOLLAR, DIDN'T I >> Jimmy: YES, THAT WAS
"TONIGHT SHOW. YEAH, THAT WAS "TONIGHT SHOW." >> WHERE'S THE INTEREST ON
THAT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, YOU DON'T GET ANY
MONEY BACK FOR THAT. A BIG HONOR, THIS -- OVER THE WEEKEND, THE HARRY RANSOM
CENTER AT THE UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS OPENED THE De NIRO CURATOR OF FILM ENDOWMENT.
THIS IS A MUSEUM - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT -- THAT IS EVERYTHING THAT
YOU'VE SAVED THROUGHOUT YOUR CAREER, RIGHT? >> WELL, NOT EVERYTHING.
A LOT FROM -- BECAUSE I SEE THAT STUFF WOULD DISAPPEAR OR I'D BE TRYING ON SOMETHING
IN A COSTUME PLACE IN L.A., AND IT'D BE -- IT'D BE SOMETHING FROM ANOTHER PRODUCTION THAT
YOU SAY, "GEEZE, YOU'D THINK THEY'D KEEP THAT OR SOMETHING. IT'S KIND OF A -- IT WAS A
A SPECIAL MOVIE OR THIS OR THAT AND IN MY OWN EXPERIENCE,
THINGS WOULD JUST DISAPPEAR IF YOU DIDN'T HOLD ON TO THEM THEY JUST WOULD -- PEOPLE WOULD
TAKE THEM AND SO ON -- AS SOUVENIRS. OR MAYBE -- I DON'T KNOW
AND EVEN THERE WAS A THING WITH -- BRANDO HAD HIS ORIGINAL "GODFATHER" SCRIPT SOLD ON
EBAY AND MY ASSISTANT POINTED THIS OUT TO ME.
SO, IT NEVER REALLY -- YOU KNOW, IT JUST NEVER HAD A REAL PLACE.
IT JUST WAS BOUGHT AND PUT AWAY SOMEWHERE. SO, I THOUGHT, I'LL KEEP ALL
THIS STUFF AND KEEP IT AND THEN ONE DAY WE STARTED TALKING ABOUT WHERE IT WOULD GO.
BECAUSE IT WAS BECOMING VERY COSTLY JUST TO HOLD IT ALL AND SO, THE HARRY RANSOM
CENTER - TOOK ALL MY MATERIAL, WHICH I THOUGHT WAS -- I WAS VERY HAPPY
BECAUSE THEY'VE GOT GREAT THINGS THERE AND PROUD TO BE PART OF THAT
>> Jimmy: THAT'S SO COOL I MEAN, IT'S AN AMAZING THING. ONE OF THE THINGS I SAW THAT
YOU GAVE TO THEM IS THE -- YOU ACTUALLY GOT A TAXICAB DRIVER'S LICENSE WHEN YOU DID "TAXI
DRIVER." YOU ACTUALLY WERE A CABBIE FOR A LITTLE BIT
THAT'S AMAZING I LOVE THE HAIR THERE, TOO DID YOU -- HOW WERE YOU AS A
A CAB DRIVER >> I WAS OKAY. I'M A NEW YORK DRIVER, YOU
KNOW SO, I GOT ALONG. I GOT AROUND
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DID PEOPLE RECOGNIZE YOU?
>> WELL, THERE WAS ONE GUY, I THINK, DID A DOUBLE TAKE WHEN HE LOOKED THROUGH THE MIRROR
AND WASN'T SURE WHETHER IT WAS ME THAT WAS IT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT WAS IT. I SAW MERYL STREEP TALKED AT THE HARRY RANSOM -- AT THE
HARRY RANSOM CENTER IN UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS. AND SHE SAID SOME VERY NICE
THINGS ABOUT YOU SAID THAT YOU WERE THE INSPIRATION FOR HER BEING THE
TYPE OF ACTOR THAT SHE WANTED TO BE. >> WELL, SHE SAID SOME
WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL THINGS. I WAS -- I MEAN, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY
BUT IT WAS REALLY GREAT OF HER, YEAH IT WAS VERY --
>> Jimmy: NOT ONLY ARE YOU AN INSPIRATION TO OTHER ACTORS, BUT ALSO, A LOT OF PEOPLE --
OTHER ACTORS DO IMPRESSIONS OF YOU. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE HEARD
>> NO, NO. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELL, I MEAN EVEN ON
THIS SHOW IN PARTICULAR, WE HAVE -- THIS IS JUST SOME FACES --
>> NO, NONE OF THEM. NO, NO [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NOT EVEN CLOSE HOW WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOU WOULD DO AN IMPRESSION OF YOU?
>> I COULDN'T. I DON'T KNOW [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S SO FUNNY. [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES
I'VE DONE AN IMPRESSION OF YOU IN FRONT OF YOU. YOU'VE BEEN VERY PATIENT
YOU'VE BEEN A VERY GOOD SPORT. I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO DO IT TONIGHT, I PROMISE
>> OH, GOD [ LAUGHTER ] I MISSED IT.
>> Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT -- LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW MOVIE.
[ LAUGHTER ] I DO WANT TO TALK ABOUT "AMSTERDAM," BY THE WAY.
THIS CAST IS UNBELIEVABLE, CHRISTIAN BALE, MARGOT ROBBIE. YOU GOT RAMI MALEK,
MICHAEL SHANNON. IT'S DAVID O. RUSSELL, WHO YOU'VE WORKED WITH BEFORE.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT'S A GREAT STORY AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MOVIE,
IT SAYS A LOT OF THIS REALLY HAPPENED AND IT'S ACTUALLY BASED ON A
A STORY THAT DID HAPPEN. IS THAT WHY YOU WANTED TO DO THIS MOVIE BECAUSE IT'S BASED
ON - >> WELL THAT, THE CHARACTER, SMEDLEY BUTLER WAS BASED ON,
WAS REALLY A GREAT CHARACTER WHO I WASN'T AWARE OF THAT DAVID O. RUSSELL TOLD ME ABOUT
WHEN HE WAS DESCRIBING THE WHOLE MOVIE AND THE STORY AND SO ON.
THIS WENT OVER A COUPLE OF -- ALMOST -- A COUPLE OF MONTHS WHERE HE WOULD TELL ME ABOUT
THIS STORY FROM TIME TO TIME AND A POSSIBLE CHARACTER I WOULD DO
AND THEN HE MENTIONED THIS CHARACTER -- THE ONE THAT I PLAYED, DILLENBECK
AND HE SAID, IT'S BASED ON THIS GUY, SMEDLEY BUTLER, THIS GENERAL.
SO, HE TOLD ME TO LOOK AT THE MATERIAL ON HIM. AND THE SPEECHES HE MADE, IT
WAS GREAT. IT WAS REALLY -- AT THAT TIME ESPECIALLY BETWEEN THE FIRST
AND SECOND WORLD WAR, THAT PERIOD WHERE THINGS WERE RAMPING UP WITH THE FASCISTS IN
ITALY, MUSSOLINI AND HITLER AND ALL THAT I MEAN, IT WAS EXACTLY THE SAME
THING THEN THAT IS NOW HAPPENING. HE WAS A VERY, VERY
COURAGEOUS - >> Jimmy: HOW DOES DAVID O. RUSSELL FIND THESE
STORIES? >> WELL, THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION
I DON'T KNOW [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S AMAZING
AND HE DOES A GREAT JOB INTERTWINING AND WATCHING IT ALL TOGETHER
AND THERE'S A YOUNG ACTRESS IN THIS FILM -- TAYLOR SWIFT I THINK IS GOING TO BE BIG ONE
DAY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IF YOU CHECK OUT THIS --
YOU MADE HEADLINES OVER THE SUMMER, BY THE WAY, SAYING THAT YOU HAVE EVERY TAYLOR SWIFT
ALBUM. >> RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IS THAT -- IS THAT TRUE >> NO.
[ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, I WAS KIDDING, BUT I -- BUT SHE'S WONDERFUL IN THE
MOVIE. SHE REALLY IS TERRIFIC >> Jimmy: SHE'S GREAT.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S ROBERT De NIRO IN
"AMSTERDAM." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
SHE'S THE NURSE.
HE'S THE ATTORNEY. WE ALL MET IN BELGIUM. WHICH IF YOU RECALL, IS WHERE
WE MET FOR THE FIRST TIME. >> AS WELL AS WASHINGTON, LAST SUMMER, AT THE B.E.F. MARCH.
>> I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING THAT I CAN REMEMBER QUITE CLEARLY YOU DID SOMETHING -- YOU SANG
A SONG, I BELIEVE. >> WHICH ONE, SIR? >> WELL, THAT'S FOR YOU TO
REMEMBER I MET THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE. YOU JUST MET ME TWICE.
SO, YOU SHOULD REMEMBER THE SONG I'D LIKE YOU TO SING IT NOW,
THEN I'LL KNOW IT'S YOU. * DID YOU EVER SE A DREAM WALKIN
I DID * * DID YOU EVER SE A DREAM TALKIN
THAT I DID * >> OH, NO, NO. THAT'S NOT IT.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NO, NO, THAT'S NOT IT
NO, NO, NO, NOT EVEN CLOSE BEFORE YOU GO, I ACTUALLY HAVE THE "TONIGHT SHOW" GUESTBOOK
I THOUGHT MAYBE IF YOU WANT, MAYBE TAKE ANOTHER SHOT -- AT WRITING SOMETHING
>> DO I REALLY HAVE TO >> Jimmy: YEAH, GO FOR IT. I'LL DATE IT
>> WHAT DO I SAY >> Jimmy: THINK OF SOMETHING YOU CAN SAY SOMETHING.
ANYTHING YOU WANT. I WON'T READ IT. >> OKAY.
LET'S SEE. "YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE STILL HERE."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HE IS WRITING THAT HE IS WRITING THAT
THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. ROBERT De NIRO, EVERYBODY.
"AMSTERDAM" IS IN THEATERS OCTOBER 7th. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
CHLOE FINEMAN. STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY FUNNY ACTOR AND COMEDIAN
WHO YOU KNOW FROM "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," WHICH RETURNS THIS WEEKEND WITH HOST MILES TELLER
AND MUSICAL GUEST KENDRICK LAMAR EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME
CHLOE FINEMAN.
* *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK CHLOE FINEMAN.
IT IS SO GREAT TO SEE YOU. YOU LOOK FANTASTIC >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: "SNL" IS BACK. THIS IS MY FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THE FIRST "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" THIS SATURDAY.
>> YEAH, WE'RE BACK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ARE YOU READY?
ARE YOU EXCITED? >> I AM READY. I'M VERY EXCITED
MILES IS AMAZING >> Jimmy: HE IS GOOD, RIGHT? >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S GOING TO BE FUN I -- I WANT TO -- I TOLD YOU
BACKSTAGE ALREADY SOME OF MY FAVORITE BITS THAT YOU DO. BUT DOING YOUR IMPRESSION OF
ANNA DELVEY ON THE SHOW. [ ANNA DELVEY IMITATION [ ANNA DELVEY IMITATION
EXCLUSIVE. [ LAUGHTER ]
NOW, DID YOU START DOING IT ON THE SHOW LIKE -- JUST LIKE ON "SNL.
>> ON "SNL"? >> Jimmy: OR WAS IT -- >> NO, I'VE BEEN OBSESSED WITH
THAT WOMAN FOR FIVE YEARS. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THERE'S A CUT ARTICLE
THAT CAME OUT, AND THIS WAS PRE-ME BEING ON "SNL," SO I WOULD MAKE VIDEOS ON THE 'GRAM
YOU KNOW, FRONT FACING [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE.
>> AND I GOT A WIG AND READ THE ARTICLE AND THEN WENT TO -- "WHERE SHE DID HER CRIMES BY
NOT PAYING FOR THE HOTEL." [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS LIKE -- THERE'S
VIDEO -- I, LIKE, HAVE SUNGLASSES AND I GOT KICKED OUT OF THE HOTEL
>> Jimmy: IN REAL LIFE >> IN REAL LIFE. AND THEN I WENT INTO BANKS
TRYING TO MAKE CONTENT YOU KNOW, LIKE, "RUN IT AGAIN. AND --
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU WERE DOING THAT? >> IT'S ALWAYS SO COOL
YEAH, 100% SO COOL TO DO IT ON THE SHOW >> Jimmy: BUT THEN THIS IS FUN
SO, YOU DO IT ON THE SHOW, AND THEN SHE REACHED OUT TO YOU ABOUT THE IMPRESSION
>> YES SHE -- WELL, YES FIRST, SHE INVITED ME TO HER
"ANNA DELVEY FOUNDATION EXCLUSIVE. LITERALLY, IT WAS, LIKE, VERY
VIP EXCLUSIVE, OUR SHOW. >> Jimmy: VERY VIP [ LAUGHTER ]
>> VERY VIP. AND I COULDN'T GO. BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT SHE
HAD DONE A DRAWING IN JAIL OF THE "SNL" SKETCH >> Jimmy: SHE DID A DRAWING OF
YOU IN THE SKETCH. >> IN THE SKETCH IN ICE, I GUESS?
ICE. SHE'S IN ICE >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> I SHOULD GET THAT RIGHT SHE -- YEAH, SO SHE DID THE DRAWING,
AND THEN I HAD TO HAVE IT. AND I WAS CONSULTING FRIENDS, AND THEY WERE LIKE, "DON'T BUY
IT DON'T GIVE HER YOUR ADDRESS. AND SO, I GAVE HER MY ADDRESS
AND MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER. [ LAUGHTER ] AND $250 LATER --
>> Jimmy: YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A PIECE OF ART FROM HER. >> AIYO!
>> Jimmy: AND YOU BROUGHT IT HERE TONIGHT >> YES
LOOK AT THAT, GUYS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I ACTUALLY --
>> I MEAN -- >> Jimmy: I ACTUALLY LOVE IT >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND LOOK, "SNL" UP THERE. >> "SNL.
"RUN IT -- RUN IT ON MY CARD." [ LAUGHTER ] "RUN IT AGAIN.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I MEAN, COME ON. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: ISN'T THAT WILD? >> YES >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, CAN I
LOOK AT YOUR -- AT YOUR NAIL >> OH, YES THIS IS "VERY EXCLUSIVE FOR --
>> Jimmy: CAN WE ZOOM IN ON THIS I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAMERA CAN
ZOOM -- >> "FOR JIMMY FALLON." [ CHEERS ]
>> Jimmy: ISN'T THAT WILD? >> "NAIL ART." >> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU GET THAT
THAT "TONIGHT SHOW WITH JIMMY FALLON" NAIL ART >> YOU KNOW, MY FRIEND DID IT.
YEAH, SHE DOES -- SHE DOES LITTLE NAIL ART. "SO, I DON'T LOOK --
I HAVE TO STOP DOING THAT. >> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE ALWAYS VERY FASHION FORWARD AND I KNOW YOU'RE
GETTING INVITED TO ALL THESE FASHION SHOWS. AND YOU LOOK GREAT IN THESE.
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: DO YOU LIKE GOING TO FASHION SHOWS?
>> I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT I DO
>> Jimmy: YOU REALLY DO? >> I DO. I -- IT'S STRESSFUL I DIDN'T
REALIZE. WELL, FIRST OF ALL, I'M WEARING TOM FORD
>> Jimmy: WAY. >> YEAH, WAY >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT. >> YEAH. AND THIS SUMMER I WAS INVITED
TO VOGUE >> Jimmy: CHLOE COME ON, LOOK AT THIS.
>> YEAH, VOGUE AND I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU HAVE TO BE ON TIME FOR THAT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>> WELL, I -- LIKE -- FIRST OF ALL, A FASHION SHOW IS ABOUT FIVE MINUTES BECAUSE THEY JUST
WALK IN THE CLOTHES AND THEN IT'S DONE. IT'S NOT LIKE A PLAY
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IF -- IF IT'S FIVE MINUTES >> IF IT'S FIVE MINUTES.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU'VE BEEN -- YOU KNOW YOU KNOW
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME >> FASHION GOD OVER HERE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: PLEASE >> SO, I THOUGHT IT STARTED AT 7:30 P.M., SO I GOT THERE AT
7:32 P.M. AND EVERYONE WAS SEATED AND IT WAS, LIKE, ME AND KANYE WEST LIKE --
[ IMITATION >> Jimmy: "EXCUSE ME." >> YES
AND SO, I COMPLETELY FREAKED OUT ABOUT IT SO, THEN I WAS INVITED TO
"TOM FORD. THE -- I NEED TO STOP. "VERY EXCLUSIVE, VERY --
>> Jimmy: YEAH, VERY EXCLUSIVE [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND I WAS PANICKED ABOUT
BEING LATE AND SO, I GOT TO TOM FORD AN HOUR AND 15 MINUTES EARLY.
AND THEY WERE LIKE, "OH, WELL, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE HERE." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: BECAUSE IT'S NOT FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF >> NOT FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF.
AND SO, I WAS LIKE, "WELL, WHAT DO I DO? SO, I HID IN THE BATHROOM.
>> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> AND THEN ENDED UP BEING, LIKE, THE MODEL FOR THE
PHOTOGRAPHER TO, LIKE -- TO TEST THEIR LIGHTING. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I THINK IT WAS KIND
OF GOOD BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT YOU GOT SOME GOOD PHOTOS FROM IT
>> OH, NO. YEAH, THERE'S -- >> Jimmy: WE GOT ONE
LOOK AT HOW GOOD YOU LOOK. >> NO ONE IS THERE >> Jimmy: THERE'S NO OTHER
HUMAN BEING THERE BESIDES YOU AT THIS FASHION SHOW >> NOT A PERSON IS THERE
YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: "SNL," THIS SATURDAY,
MILES TELLER, KENDRICK LAMAR MILES TELLER IS A STUD HE WAS HERE LAST NIGHT
>> STUD. >> Jimmy: YEAH PEOPLE WENT NUTS FOR HIM
>> Jimmy: YEAH AND YOU SAID -- YEAH, YOU GO, "HE DOES REMIND ME OF SOMEONE.
>> YES I -- RUN WITH ME ON THIS -- THINK HE LOOKS A LITTLE BIT
LIKE MY PUPPY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH
AND SO, YOUR PUPPY'S NAME IS -- >> MY DOG IS NAMED PEACH
A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE SAID HE'S HOT FOR A DOG. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THIS IS HIM WHEN HE WAS VERY
YOUNG. BUT DO YOU SEE, LIKE -- YOU SEE A LITTLE BIT OF THAT
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT EYEBROWS -- THE EYEBROWS ARE DOING THE SAME THING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH
>> Jimmy: THAT'S PRETTY GOOD I -- I KIND OF SEE THAT. BUT THEN --
>> LIKE, THE MOUTH >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THE BROWS
>> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT THE BROWS >> YEAH, THE CUTE LITTLE NOSE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: BUT -- BUT THEN YOU SAY HE ALSO LOOKS LIKE NICK JONAS
>> YES, YES. SO, THEN HE GOT OLDER AND -- AND, YOU KNOW, GOT INTO HIS
HOTTER PHASE NOT THAT NICK JONAS IS HOTTER THAN MILES
EVERYONE IS HOT. MY DOG IS HOT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WE UNDERSTAND. NO ONE IS HOTTER THAN ANYONE >> OKAY, NOW --
YES. LOOK AT THIS >> Jimmy: HERE'S YOUR DOG ONLY
LOOKING LIKE NICK JONAS. >> RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ]
AND, YEAH, I GOT A HAWAIIAN SHIRT FOR MY DOG >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE.
AND THEN YOU SAID, "WELL, I THINK I FOUND OUT WHO HE EXACTLY LOOKS LIKE."
>> YEAH, THIS WAS -- ALEX MOFFAT WAS LIKE, "HAS ANYONE TOLD YOU THAT PEACH
LOOKS A LOT LIKE COLIN FARRELL? WAIT FOR IT.
[ DRUM ROLL [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY IT.
THAT'S WHO IT IS THAT'S WHO HE IS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* THAT'S WHO IT IS RIGHT THERE >> YEAH, IT'S THE BROWS.
>> Jimmy: CRUSH IT THIS WEEKEND. WE'RE ROOTING FOR YOU.
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: AND WE LOVE YOU. THANK YOU FOR COMING BY THE
SHOW >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: CHLOE FINEMAN,
EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANKS GUYS
>> Jimmy: CATCH THE SEASON PREMIERE OF "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" THIS WEEKEND WITH HOST
MILES TELLER, MUSICAL GUEST, KENDRICK LAMAR WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A
A PERFORMANCE FROM ARCTIC MONKEYS. STICK AROUND
TOM FORD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: HERE WITH THE TV DEBUT OF THEIR NEW SONG, "BODY PAINT," FROM THEIR UPCOMING
ALBUM, "THE CAR," GIVE IT UP FOR ARCTIC MONKEYS
*
* FOR A MASTER OF DECEPTION AND SUBTERFUGE YOU'VE MADE YOURSELF
QUITE THE BED TO LIE IN * * DO YOUR TIME TRAVELIN THROUGH THE TANNING BOOT
SO YOU DON'T LET THE SUN CATCH YOU CRYING * * SO PREDICTABL
I KNOW WHA YOU'RE THINKING * *
* MY TEETH ARE BEATIN AND MY KNEES ARE WEA IT'S AS IF THERE'S
SOMETHING UP * * WITH THE WIRING YOU CAN POKE YOUR HEAD
BEHIND THE MOUNTAIN PEAK IT DON'T HAVE TO MEAN * * THAT YOU'VE GON
INTO HIDIN SO PREDICTABLE I KNOW WHAT *
* YOU'RE THINKING I'M WATCHING YOU EVERY MOVE
I FEEL THE TEARS * * ARE COMING ON IT WON'T BE LONG
STRAIGHT FROM THE * * COVER SHOOT
THERE'S STILL A TRAC OF BODY PAIN ON YOUR LEGS AND *
* ON YOUR ARMS AN ON YOUR FACE AND I'M KEEPIN
ON MY COSTUME * * AND CALLING I A WRITING TOOL
AND IF YOU'R THINKING OF ME * * I'M PROBABL
THINKING OF YOU * * *
* THERE'S STILL A TRACE
OF BODY PAINT * * ON YOUR LEGS AN ON YOUR ARMS AND
ON YOUR FACE THERE'S STILL A TRACE * * OF BODY PAINT
ON YOUR LEGS AND ON YOUR ARMS AND ON YOUR FACE *
* THERE'S STILL A TRACE OF BODY PAIN ON YOUR LEGS AND
ON YOUR ARMS AND * * ON YOUR FAC THERE'S STILL A TRAC
OF BODY PAIN ON YOUR LEGS AND * * ON YOUR ARMS AN
ON YOUR FACE * SO PREDICTABLE I KNOW *
* WHAT YOU'RE THINKIN OOH HAH YEAH YEAH *
* * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ARCTIC MONKEYS
"THE CAR" IS OUT OCTOBER 21st. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO
ROBERT De NIRO, CHLOE FINEMAN, ARCTIC MONKEYS - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE